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Pidge added Hunk, Lance, and Keith to a group chat!
Pidge renamed the chat to LGBTea
AUG 31 AT 11:03 AM
Keith
Why.
Pidge
why not?
also aren’t you in class right now
Keith
You know my schedule, I’m in study hall rn
Lance
pidge whyd u make a gc with mr emo ://
Keith
Uhm???
Pidge
because I want a group chat for my friends
Hunk
I think it’s nice! Now we all have a way to communicate :)
And now we can get to know Keith better since he has different classes than us
Lance
hunk pls, ur supposed to be on my side
Hunk
Lance please be nice. It won’t kill you to be in the same chat with Keith
Lance
yes it will!! this dude hates me y would i be in a gc with him
Keith
I don’t hate you?? What is happening???
Lance
oh so were lying now-
okay guys! keith doesnt hate me and i dont like girls!
Keith
I’m not lying. Is that so hard to believe? What did I even do to make you hate me so much??
Lance
um, how bout when u completely forgor who i am?? or when u kept showing off in gym just 2 make me angry?? any of that ring a bell???
forogt*
forgot**
Pidge
learn to spell idiot
Lance
HUSH
Keith
I don’t remember ‘showing off’ to make anyone angry, I just always did my best during gym class. I also have trouble remembering peoples faces, you aren’t the only person I’ve accidentally forgotten
Lance
how do you just forget what someone looks like-
Keith
It’s called prosopagnosia. You should look it up sometime.
Hunk
Oh I’ve heard of that! Lance, maybe start thinking before you speak :/
Pidge
was I the only one aware of this information?
Keith
In this group? Yeah. Considering I’m not really friends with Hunk or Lance
Also, why isn’t Shiro here? Is this just for school or can we add more people?
Pidge
it was meant to be just for school, but adding Shiro sounds fun, so why not
also we should have nicknames, our regular names are boring
Pidge changed their name to BestHolt
Keith changed their name to Keef
Lance
keef?? rlly???
Keef
Stfu
Lance changed their username to boy bi bi bi
Lance changed Hunk’s name to sunshine
sunshine
Aww.. Lance <333
boy bi bi bi
<3333
Keef
Stop being gay
boy bi bi bi
is this??
homophobia??
i hear????
pidge why is there a homophobe </3
BestHolt
he’s literally gay himself, he’s just like that
Keef
Damn alright
Shit I gtg
Talk to y’all later ig??
sunshine
Bye Keith!! :))
BestHolt
oh shit peace out
i wonder if he got in trouble for being on his phone
boy bi bi bi
he did not just use “y’all”...
tell me im seeing shit…
this is blashepmt
blaspmety
sunshine
Take your time, you got this
boy bi bi bi
blashempty
i give up
Keef
*Blasphemy
boy bi bi bi
STFU
I THOUGHT U WERE LEAVING
Keef
😶
boy bi bi bi
BITCH
Keef has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
MOTHERFUCKER
GET BACK HERE
BestHolt
this is so entertaining-
sunshine
Oop
Okay well… I’m gonna leave 😀
Have fun…
boy bi bi bi
HUNK PLEASE
NOT YOU TOO
LOML HELP
sunshine has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
lmao fuckin loser
boy bi bi bi
keith and pidge are harassing me pls save me sos!!
Keef
Liar we’re being nice
boy bi bi bi
uh!! 😁😁
(SEND HELP)
Keef
HELPP
boy bi bi bi
LMAO
ppl gonna think we crazy
Keef
We are wdym
BestHolt
since when were you guys best fucking friends??
boy bi bi bi
uh since never??
2 guys cant just joke around??
BestHolt
bffr..
boy bi bi bi
WHAT
WE ARENT FRIENDS??
Keef
Oh
boy bi bi bi
wdym ‘oh’
i thought we established that
Keef
No not you
this kid in my class just got in trouble
BestHolt
keith you usually don’t type in all lowercase, you good?
Keef
All good, just my phone
Anyways, I should go now
Don’t wanna get in trouble or anything
Keef has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
i’m not the only one who thought they were being weird, am i?
boy bi bi bi
no he fr seemed upset abt something
i dont even know him that well and could tell
BestHolt
must have something to do with that kid in his class
oh whoops
boy bi bi bi
girl fym ‘whoops’
BestHolt
when keith and hunk get back i’m gonna add shiro and maybe some other people, but then we gotta do ‘introductions’
basically just preferred name, pronouns, sexuality (if you’re comfortable), etc.
easy stuff to help us get to know each other better
boy bi bi bi
but i already know u pidge
BestHolt
yeah, but you and hunk should get to know keith better
and shiro maybe
boy bi bi bi
BE FR
I KNOW SHIRO
BestHolt
you know him? or you know of him?
two different things buddy
you can admire someone all you want and still not know them
boy bi bi bi
k u got me :/
i dont know shiro
BUT
uhh
BestHolt
but?
boy bi bi bi
yknow what, nvm
im gonna make myself look stupid
BestHolt
you do enough of that anyway, don’t worry
boy bi bi bi
EXCUSE ME
BestHolt
you heard me
see ya later loser
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
boy bi bi bi
BITCH
i cannot believe this
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
AUG 31 AT 4:17 PM
sunshine
Hello everyone!
boy bi bi bi
HUNK
sunshine
Hi Lance!! How was your day? :))
boy bi bi bi
it was good, wbu??
sunshine
About the samw :))
I’m glad yoursnwas gokf
boy bi bi bi
bestie..
what 😭
sunshine
I…..
My phone glitched as I was typing
boy bi bi bi
💀💀
BestHolt
hey y’all
sunshine
Hi Pidge!!
boy bi bi bi
hey pidgeon
BestHolt
bro my moms gassing it up
really passing that gas
gasoline that is
because we are at a gas station
fueling her automobile with gasoline
you thought i was making an inappropriate comment on my mother’s expelling of gas
but in fact
it was wordplay on the common roadside locations known as “gas stations” used to refuel the automobiles fuel source being gasoline, also known as “gas”
Keef
Girl wtf..
BestHolt
shush
anyways what happened earlier at school??
Keef
Fucking James being James again
BestHolt
goddamnit do i have to punch him again
Keef
Nah I could easily do that myself, don’t worry about that
He just said stuff about my family again
BestHolt
that asshole
boy bi bi bi
woah wait wtf r we talkin abt
Keef
Oh!
He also called me a slur!
Cute right 😻
BestHolt
i’m gonna need you to be so fr rn
Keef
Bro I’m deadass
BestHolt
WTF DID HE SAY??
Keef
Erm
He may or may not have called me a f*g and a tr*nny
BestHolt
that’s it, i’m killing him
boy bi bi bi
WOAH WTF??
sunshine
Are we talking about James Griffin?
Keef
Yea
Pidge don’t kill him, he’s not worth our time
He got in trouble anyways
BestHolt
that still doesn’t make it okay???
Keef
I know but still, it’s not worth it to get ourselves in trouble when it was already dealt with
BestHolt
okay fair point
my mom will kill me if i get in trouble for punching someone again
boy bi bi bi
wait..
AGAIN??
DID I MISS SOME LORE??
BestHolt
be fr
i thought you knew i’ve punched James like twice before just for saying shit
boy bi bi bi
I DID NOT KNOW THIS???
sunshine
Lance, I knew this?
Buddy you gotta learn to pay attention
boy bi bi bi
😐
oh
uh
speaking of..
sunshine
Lance…
boy bi bi bi
hunk
loml
do u have the notes for english 🫶
sunshine
Sigh
Yes, I do
Do you wanna come to my dorm and study?
boy bi bi bi
YES TYSM
UR A LIFESAVER <33
sunshine
..
<33
BestHolt
uhm
anyways
Keith are you sure you’re good?
Keef
Yeah, I’m talking to Shiro about it rn
boy bi bi bi
pause
you??
are talking to shiro???
Keef
Uhm.. yeah??
Is there a problem with that?
boy bi bi bi
HOW DO U KNOW HIM??
Keef
He’s my brother??
boy bi bi bi
WHAT.
PIDGE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
BestHolt
cause it’s not my business?
whatever i’m gonna go ahead and add shiro and then we can do introductions
boy bi bi bi
WE’RE JUST MOVING ON???
Keef
👍
sunshine
Okay Pidge!
boy bi bi bi
and now we’re ignoring me
BestHolt
hush
BestHolt added Shiro to LGBTea
BestHolt changed Shiro's name to Space Dad
Space Dad
Oh, hello?
Keef
Hey Shiro
Space Dad
Keith what is this?
Keef
It's a groupchat thing that Pidge made
Space Dad
Oh okay
Hello everyone!
BestHolt
hey shiro
sunshine
Hello!!
boy bi bi bi
UH
HI
BestHolt
don't mind him
he's a fanboy
boy bi bi bi
SHH PIDGE
BestHolt
whatever
time for introductions!! so that you guys can get to know each other better!! just say stuff like your name, pronouns, sexuality (if you want), and maybe a fun fact
i'll go first even though you guys already know me
i'm Pidge, i use they/them pronouns, i'm aroace, and i like to code
Keef
I guess I'll go next?
I'm Keith, I use any pronouns but I'm fine with just He/Him, I'm gay, and I like to collect knives ig
boy bi bi bi
WOAHH u collect knives??
sickk
anyways me next!!
im lance, the one and only 😍
i use he/they pronouns and as my name suggest, im bisexual 😌
anddd im rlly into skincare and makeup!
sunshine
I guess I'll go next?
Uhm, I'm Hunk, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm panromantic asexual, and I love to cook!!
Space Dad
Wow, it's nice to meet you all, save for Keith and Pidge since I already know you two
I guess that just leaves me
I'm Shiro, I use He/Him pronouns, I'm gay, and I'm currently working on my masters degree for engineering!
BestHolt
great now that we all know each other
i'll just let you guys talk while i work on my homework since i doubt you guys are doing yours
boy bi bi bi
ouch
u got me there pidgeon
Space Dad
I think you should do your homework Lance, it's very important
boy bi bi bi
omg ur so right shiro tysm ill get started on that imediatly
immediately*
boy bi bi bi has muted LGBTea
BestHolt
lmao loser
Keef
I was gonna do mine anyways after our talk, dw
sunshine
Yeah, I was planning on doing mine soon too! I'll go get Lance and help him since he needs notes from me anyways
I'll talk to you guys later!!
sunshine has muted LGBTea
Keef
Alr peace out 💥
Keef has muted LGBTea
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
Space Dad
Wait how do I mute the chat like that
BestHolt
it happens automatically when you close the chat 👍
Space Dad
Oh, got it! Thank you Pidge
BestHolt
you got it
BestHolt has muted LGBTea
Space Dad has muted LGBTea