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and the monkey's paw curled by Anonymous
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Angel: the Series
29 Dec 2023
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“How about this—I wish it wasn’t so sodding sunny in southern fucking California all the time. I wish your pecker was a few centimeters shorter; thinner, too, while we’re at it. I wish that bloody palm tree wasn’t blocking the view from my flat, and I wish blood didn’t take on that refrigerator taste when you left it in there for too long, and I wish Buffy were here—”
Angel whirled on him. “And I wish I had an eager virgin cunt waiting for me in my bed, but we can’t all get what we want, can we?”
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Angel accidentally makes a wish in front of a vengeance demon.