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Twitter accounts:
hao @chinesehottwink
95 following - 102 followers
you never know whose pussy hairy behind those beautiful pictures….
Tweets
hao @chinesehottwink
u know college is rough when a bitch starts working at SUBWAY..
hao @chinesehottwink
i lied my way through that interview like fuck u mean i have strong work ethic
hao @chinesehottwink
HOW LONG IS A FOOTLONG.
beeen @mommymilkers13
48 following - 63 followers
the hamster urge to die tragically and abruptly
Tweets
beeen @mommymilkers13
Free me from the shackles of chem homework i can feel myself becoming a very violent citizen
beeen @mommymilkers13
So starved i might actually be a fatty and get subway
beeen @mommymilkers13
Why is the worker hot tf.
matt @mattchuuz
34 following - 82 followers
Was he ijbol or daebak?
Tweets
matt @mattchuuz
Went to subway with hanbin and what the actual fuck is this
matt @mattchuuz
Had one singular bite and im pretty sure i just grew a tail
gyu @GoofyGoober
56 following - 42 followers
I love my daughter (she’s a dog)
Tweets
gyu @GoofyGoober
challenged ricky to apply for a minimum wage job since the mf didnt work a day in his life aint nobody hiring this man😭😭😭
gyu @GoofyGoober
HOW TF DID HE GET THE JOB????????
𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 @shenricky
231 following - 452 followers
I wouldve made for such a good fucking cat life's so unfair
Tweets
𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 @shenricky
wearing a prada suit to the subway job interview was a humbling experience.. for them ofc
𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 @shenricky
they didnt even let me get a sentence in y'all i def didnt get the job💀💀💀
𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 @shenricky
nvm i start tomorrow LMAOOOOO
yujin @handsomeguy7
25 following - 33 followers
what would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go
Tweets
yujin @handsomeguy7
been running this subway like the navy for 2 months now, i think it can technically be classified as child labour atp
yujin @handsomeguy7
omg a new employee just came in chat is this real
yujin @handsomeguy7
he just asked me whats the difference between a 6 inch and a footlong i think the only option left for me is murder
wook @Haikyuulover055
63 following - 70 followers
Rip Freud you would’ve loved haikyuu
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wook @Haikyuulover055
Yujin thought he was the one carrying subway on his back when im literally doing charity work training the new guy
wook @Haikyuulover055
Honestly pushing through just because i will be rewatching the whole entirety of haikyuu (again)
wook @Haikyuulover055
No i dont have an undiagnosed neurodivergence guys please
jiwoong @kimjiwoong
2 following - 136 followers
The world is full of suffering but it is also full of people overcoming it. #HelenKeller
manager at subway
Tweets
jiwoong @kimjiwoong
New guy seems promising he seemed pretty smart during the interview hopefully hes the turning point of our establishment🙏🏻
jiwoong @kimjiwoong
Why did the fire alarm go off.
taerae @dilfhunter14
128 following - 85 followers
how sucking dick one time make me gay? if i cook one time am i a fucking chef?
Tweets
taerae @dilfhunter14
Waking up to a picture of a cummed on sandwich was not exactly my New Year's resolution thank you matthew
taerae @dilfhunter14
Proud subway anti i will never step foot in that hellhole !!!
taerae @dilfhunter14
Hanbin told me the staff is hot um
