Chapter 1: Pilots
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Wait a minute, I'm still black ~ S0E2
- Just keep pulling. We have a long way to go ~ S0E2
- I was testing my limits ~ S0E2
- Shh! Not so loud ~ S0E2
- I thought dragons weren't from this world! ~ S0E2
- Could you try to be quiet for once? This ain't easy ~ S0E3
- Uh... wasn't me ~ S0E3
- Sorry. I didn't see you ~ S0E3
- Are you insane!? ~ S0E4
- There's not enough room for all of us on that...thing ~ S0E4
- E-easy... Not so fast... ~ S0E4
- Can I be the first to say it's been an absolute pleasure since Jay lost his voice? ~ S0E4
- But it could lead to disastrous consequences! ~ S0E4
Zane
- Yes, it was a joke. Ha, ha ~ S0E2
- I sense you do not stand a chance ~ S0E2
- But if done incorrectly, will it lead to disastrous consequences? ~ S0E3
- He cannot talk, but he wants to know if you like blue ~ S0E4
- Sensei's inside ~ S0E4
- You ate an odd crustacean? ~ S0E4
- Was that a joke? ~ S0E4
Jay
- We're saving a girl? Is she hot? ~ S0E2
- What's the matter with you? ~ S0E2
- What is it with that guy? Always in a rush! ~ S0E2
- I spy something...white! ~ S0E3
- I spy something broken! ~ S0E3
- Okay... That's why they make keys ~ S0E3
- Hey, Cole... ~ S0E3
- Do you like blue? ~ S0E4
Kai
- [And] the shop is called "Four Weapons", not "For Browsing". Either buy something or go peddle your insults somewhere else ~ S0E1
- I'm not getting involved in your sibling rivalry ~ S0E1
- You expect me to learn to fight in a place of peace? ~ S0E1
- I sense this one takes things a little too seriously ~ S0E2
- Jay! What's the key!? ~ S0E2
- Disastrous consequences. Right... ~ S0E3
- Get up here. Show us some moves ~ S0E3
- Zane, is that a joke? ~ S0E3
- Why are you running so fast!? ~ S0E3
- I shouldn't have come on my own ~ S0E3
- Two natives on vacation ~ S0E4
- We're about to have a disastrous consequence! ~ S0E4
- Okay, we gotta remember not to do that again ~ S0E4
Nya
- Okay, that's tight ~ S0E3
- Stay close, stay back. Make up your mind! ~ S0E3
- Forget Sensei. What about us? ~ S0E3
Wu
- You are not even ready to face my pinky toe! ~ S0E1
- You will be ready when you are ready. Not a minute sooner ~ S0E1
- Fail. Fail. Oh, fail! Oh, so fail! Aaaaand...fail ~ S0E1
- My feet are tired ~ S0E2
- [And] what makes you think you're more important than the team, huh? HUH!? ~ S0E2
- If done incorrectly, it will lead to disastrous consequences ~ S0E3
- We must get our sleep! ~ S0E3
- Shake what your momma gave you ~ S0E3
Garmadon
- Everything is going (according) to plan ~ S0E2
- Oh, am I being too hard? ~ S0E3
- Did you think I wouldn't plan on your betrayal? ~ S0E4
Samukai
- Uh... Change of plans. To the Underworld! ~ S0E3
- We'll never get home at this rate ~ S0E3
Kruncha
- [But], with all due respect, last time... you did say... I could go first ~ S0E1
- Nothing gets thrugh without inspection ~ S0E4
Chapter 2: Rise of the Snakes
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Stop trying to do it yourself ~ S1E1
- Rubber or not ~ S1E1
- Go ahead. Give me a reason ~ S1E1
- By golly, you're right! ~ S1E1
- Oh, you want a little more? ~ S1E2
- How could you not find that funny? ~ S1E2
- Holy cannoli, Frosty was right! ~ S1E2
- What are we doing? ~ S1E2
- I think my back has more lumps than the mattress ~ S1E3
- Ninja don't just fight, Nya. We clean ~ S1E3
- Hi, Mom and Dad. Of course, I'd love to visit. What kind of son would I be if I didn't want to? ~ S1E3
- Stay out of school, kids ~ S1E4
- Pinky ~ S1E5
- Only I call him Pinky! ~ S1E5
- Anyone ordered a littled kick butt? ~ S1E5
- I bet they're drinking their own venom ~ S1E5
- My feeling are hurt ~ S1E6
- He just poofed? ~ S1E6
- Whoa, where are you going, Mr. Fancy? ~ S1E8
- Yeah, that's cute ~ S1E8
- I haven't talked to my father in years! ~ S1E9
- I don't feel like making up excuses why I'm carrying a giant scythe around with me ~ S1E9
- I ended up falling on my face ~ S1E9
- The only dance step I wanna preform is called 'Get-me-out-of-this-nuthouse-and-let's-burn-these-memories-from-my-head' ~ S1E9
- Rawr ~ S1E9
- The only thing you're destined for is a more inflated ego ~ S1E9
- Sure, the four arms are freakish, but all in all, he doesn't seem that bad of a guy ~ S1E10
- I mean, at least give me a decent mustache ~ S1E11
- All right, slickster ~ S1E11
Zane
- You were all disillusioned! ~ S1E1
- Technically, I am the best ~ S1E1
- I consumed the last of the deli meat ~ S1E2
- I followed a bird ~ S1E2
- Is it my turn to make dinner? ~ S1E2
- He's mine! ~ S1E3
- How am I supposed to strike fear in this? It's pink! ~ S1E5
- Am I holding [on] too tight? ~ S1E5
- I must get this taken care of ~ S1E5
- All that digging must have given them dirt for brains ~ S1E5
- Or he's already put you in a squeeze ~ S1E6
- Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire ~ S1E7
- Leave my friends alone! ~ S1E7
- This is official ninja business ~ S1E8
- That conversation is not in my database ~ S1E8
- I've noticed when he isn't so focused on trying to turn Ninjago into his own image, he's actually quite fascinating ~ S1E10
- Time to cool down ~ S1E12
- May I remind you we just magically whipped up this heap of junk? ~ S1E13
- Instead of a fire escape, how about an ice escape? ~ S1E13
Jay
- Fantastic, I'm out of lives! ~ S1E1
- Peace is boring ~ S1E1
- It's written in chicken scratch ~ S1E1
- Oh, look, a picture! ~ S1E1
- For the prize and the title of best ninja... blah blah... ninja, go ~ S1E1
- [But] it's already past your bedtime ~ S1E1
- I guess that leaves us with - RUN!! ~ S1E1
- Please don't make that again ~ S1E2
- Ooh, a tree swing! ~ S1E2
- Sorry, Cole, but this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me ~ S1E2
- That is a serious safety hazard! ~ S1E2
- Our video games... Gone! ~ S1E2
- I miss Zane ~ S1E2
- Do I smell pie? ~ S1E2
- [Ma,] I called you two days ago ~ S1E3
- It's quiet. My family's never quiet ~ S1E3
- This is not the time to be cryptic! ~ S1E3
- You can't just drop a bomb like that ~ S1E4
- Your fists ~ S1E4
- That's one big snake ~ S1E4
- Shocked to see me? ~ S1E4
- Let's ease our way into this ~ S1E5
- It's an unsaid law, okay? You don't touch a man's robot! ~ S1E5
- Boy, that [Venomari Venom] is some powerful stuff ~ S1E5
- For now, you're coming with me ~ S1E5
- Those buck teeth can bite my rear end ~ S1E5
- Sssomebody once told me... (the world is gonna roll me) ~ S1E8
- I have a tail! ~ S1E8
- Lots of girls like tails ~ S1E8
- Don't go in there. He bites ~ S1E8
- You must have raised my heart rate ~ S1E8
- No matter what kind of secret you have, whether you're a snake or a samurai, it's important to be yourself ~ S1E8
- Uh-uh. No mortal shall possess all four ~ S1E9
- Wind! ~ S1E10
- This is heavy and all, but whatever happened to the Fangblade!? ~ S1E10
- I was gonna be kinged, Kai >:( ~ S1E11
Kai
- What are we supposed to do? Spank him? ~ S1E1
- Wanna stay and watch me mop the floor with them? ~ S1E1
- Holy bologna! ~ S1E2
- We get it! They talk a lot ~ S1E3
- Uh, wasn't there four of us? ~ S1E3
- Don't tell me I have to ride this thing like a broomstick ~ S1E3
- You had to rub it in my face! ~ S1E5
- You shouldn't sneak up on people like that ~ S1E5
- The magic rope ~ S1E5
- Santa? ~ S1E5
- Look at Sensei's beard. It's moving like snakes ~ S1E5
- Not so fast ~ S1E8
- Nya, the Lord of Darkness just became our roommate ~ S1E10
- Get ready to get Kai'd! ~ S1E10
- Where's Lloyd when you need him? ~ S1E11
- We're putting all of our trust into the son of the greatest villain Ninjago has ever seen. Uh, is anyone else having doubts about this plan? ~ also S1E11
- I bet this looks kind of bad, doesn't it, huh? ~ S1E11
- Quit your yammering and just do it ~ S1E13
Lloyd
- I asked for candy, not vegetables! ~ S1E1
- If I see one girl in here, I'm gonna go ballistic ~ S1E2
- Booby trap! ~ S1E2
- I could use some help taking out the trash. Muahaha! ~ S1E3
- I hardly have any friends [too] ~ S1E4
- By the way, I saw Jay spice things up ~ S1E5
- Oh, nothing for me? :( ~ S1E6
- Dad? Why do you have four arms??? ~ S1E10
- The Green Ninja is here to save the day! ~ S1E11
- Whoosh :> ~ S1E11
- Haha! I hit him! ~ S1E12
- I'm an asset. I kick butt. And face ~ S1E12
Nya
- He looked so cute in it ~ S1E2
- Does your flute turn into anything? ~ S1E3
- Come with me ~ S1E3
- Girl power ~ S1E6
- You mean like a date? ~ S1E8
- Don't come in! ~ S1E8
- Oh, you're canceling? ~ S1E8
- I'm in your hands ~ S1E8
- I like you best when you're you ~ S1E8
- Whatever happens next, just remember, you are the best you ~ S1E8
- Kai... ~ S1E10
- Never tell me the odds! ~ S1E13
Wu
- Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today ~ S1E1
- No pizza for you! ~ S1E1
- You were not supposed to see this ~ S1E1
- The spirit smoke does not lie! ~ S1E1
- What is weird? Someone who is different or someone who is different than you? ~ S1E2
- It would be a shame to let them eat all that pie ~ S1E2
- Now that they have left, perhaps Jay can teach us The Art of... Kissing Pillows ~ S1E3
- That looks like the Shocked Monkey ~ S1E4
- What is the best way to defeat an enemy? Make them your friend ~ S1E4
- Iron sharpens iron ~ S1E6
- Oh, Ferris wheel! ~ S1E6
- You may think of me as your enemy, but I was first your brother ~ S1E8
- Zane is a...what? ~ S1E10
- You cannot defeat someone who allowed himself to be defeated ~ S1E10
- I think...shotgun! ~ S1E11
- Butts are for sitting ~ S1E12
- The Devourer left a bad taste in my mouth ~ S1E13
Edna
- Oh, if you thought that was good, wait until you hear the story about the time I caught him kissing his pillow! ~ S1E3
- Are you hearing things again? ~ S1E3
Ed
- Write it down for me, would ya? ~ S1E3
- Oh boy. Oh gosh. Oh golly ~ S1E3
Dr. Julien
- You were built to protect those who cannot protect themselves ~ S1E7
- You were always the son I never had ~ S1E7
- [And] the only reason I'm about to do this is because I love you ~ S1E7
Lou
- What? You too good for the doorbell? ~ S1E9
- If my ears weren't attached to my head, they'd be running away! ~ S1E9
Garmadon
- Hello, brother. What took you so long? ~ S1E7
- I'm back, Ninjago! ~ S1E9
- Perhaps you should be asking Mr. Snoopy Pants that question ~ S1E10
- If there is anyone who is going to threaten Ninjago, it better be me! ~ S1E11
- You bit me once. Now feel what it's like to be bitten back! ~ S1E13
- Vengeance will be mine! ~ S1E13
Slithraa
- You will do as I command because I hold the staff! ~ S1E1
- I'll pretend you didn't ask ~ S1E2
Pythor
- And who may you be, my little appetize- Uh, I mean, friend? ~ S1E4
- I hardly have any friends ~ S1E4
- Everybody needs friends, even tyrants ~ S1E4
- Friends, enemies, and enemies who pretend to be friends ~ S1E5
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!! ~ S1E5
- Bow to your master ~ S1E6
- I know what I'm doing, fool ~ S1E7
- Who's gonna save you now, hmm? ~ S1E8
- Later, alligator! ~ S1E8
- I can't help it if I offend anyone ~ S1E9
- You're going to miss more than him when I get through with you, ninja ~ S1E11
- So long, suckers! ~ S1E12
- Aah! It's so big! ~ S1E12
Random
- People are recommended to flee or run away, waving their arms wildly while screaming like little children! ~ S1E13
Chapter 3: Legacy of the Green Ninja
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- My feet... I can't feel my feet ~ S2E1
- And now...for a little more beauty rest ~ S2E1
- I hated that job anyway ~ S2E1
- Has anyone seen Jay? ~ S2E1
- How about some target practice... on Kai? >:3 ~ S2E2
- Jay's right ~ S2E2
- Hey, wait a minute. These are bus tokens! ~ S2E2
- I love ceremonies. That means there's going to be cake :3 ~ S2E3
- Just be gentle ~ S2E3
- There's not gonna be cake!? ~ S2E3
- Not to mention never taste cake again... ~ S2E3
- Drop the boy, uhhhh, me! ~ S2E3
- Uh, that wouldn't mean cake, now would it? :> ~ S2E3
- We can't let him finish! ~ S2E5
- Oh no... bedtimes!! ~ S2E5
- Ha, you made my day, Zane ~ S2E6
- Let's not hurt ourselves, boys. I'd hate to leave a mark ~ S2E6
- No more help, please! ~ S2E8
- Speak for yourself. I did all the work! ~ S2E8
- A technical wizard ~ S2E9
- I've got happy feet! :3 ~ S2E10
- Aww, I wanna fight :( ~ S2E10
- Jay, how did you ever become a ninja? Seriously ~ S2E10
- Jay, I take back everything I said. You are a fine ninja. Not finer than me, but a fine (one(?)) ~ S2E10
- Nice reflexes ~ S2E11
- Sheesh ~ S2E11
- Why don't you bonk someone your own size? ~ S2E11
- That guy seriously had it coming ~ S2E11 (cell block tango vibes-)
- We're definitely not going fast enough ~ S2E11
- He was so hot ~ S2E12 (this one is brought to you by my inability to read correctly xd)
- Not so fast, Sweetheart. This dance ain't over ~ S2E12
- Come here, you tin can! ~ S2E13
Zane
- No one ever said being a hero is easy ~ S2E1
- It must be my hard drive overheating. I mean... Nevermind ~ S2E1
- I believe Kai just found it ~ S2E1
- Oh, you are such a gentleman ~ S2E1
- Let me have this dance, snake ~ S2E1
- *Battering ram activated* ~ S2E3
- This does not compute! ~ S2E5
- I'm sorry for stealing too ~ S2E5
- I believe a big 'uh-oh' is in order ~ S2E6
- We have to kidnap Nya ~ S2E6
- Uh, theoretically ~ S2E6
- Indestructible, to be precise ~ S2E7
- You seem in need of assistance ~ S2E8
- No one deserves to be held captive. Not even a monster ~ S2E9
- That is not a coconut! ~ S2E11
- At least we get to break the ice! ~ S2E11
Jay
- Hmph ~ S2E1
- I don't even have enough energy to play video games ~ S2E1
- Guys, I'm coming! ~ S2E1
- Who wins between pirates and ninja? It's Samurai! ~ S2E2
- Those who don't fight, teach ~ S2E3
- You did what!? ~ S2E3
- Nobody kisses my girl! ~ S2E3
- You did that? But it didn't blow up ~ S2E3
- O grandma? ~ S2E4
- Oh, that's totally cheating! ~ S2E4
- Uh, you do know we're heading straight for that cliff, right? You're sure that's a good idea? ~ S2E4
- WE SHRUNK!!! ~ S2E5
- Explain that, genius ~ S2E5
- What bones? ~ S2E5
- Oh, this is so humiliating ~ S2E5
- Hold me steady ~ S2E5
- Apparently you need parental permission to take the bus ~ S2E5
- I like their pizza (Freddy's...?) ~ S2E5
- Uh, I meant theoretically ~ S2E5
- You know that theoretical discussion we had earlier? ~ S2E5
- Remind me to pack a helmet next time we time travel ~ S2E6
- We saved the future! ~ S2E6
- I think we can handle a few toys ~ S2E7
- It's a good thing we're in a museum. 'Cause we're all about to become history! ~ S2E7
- Let's settle this like men. With Rock, Paper, Clamp/(Scissors) ~ S2E7
- Hey, open the window! Let me in!! ~ S2E8
- Ducks can fly, Cole ~ S2E9
- Silly question. Of course it can! Haha, right? ~ S2E9
- Vegetables that taste like dessert? ~ S2E9
- I only have one pair of underwear ~ S2E9
- I'm coming! ~ S2E9
- Okay, bad idea ~ S2E9
- Ohh, I should have brought an extra pair of underwear... ~ S2E9
- *gasp* Another Nya surprise? 0>0 ~ S2E10
- You do know how to steer this thing, don't you? ~ S2E10
- Of course I used it right! ~ S2E10
- Oh, I don't know. How about destroy us? ~ S2E11
- I'm on top!.......Maybe not... ~ S2E11
- Who cares about Ninjago? ~ S2E12
- Time to chop wood ~ S2E12
- Where the heck is everybody? ~ S2E12
- Oof ~ S2E12
- Cole, can you blind her for a sec? ~ S2E12
- Holy unholy!! ~ S2E12
- Are you scared? I'm scared! ~ S2E12
- Oh, sweet mother may I! ~ S2E13
- If I'm going down, might as well go down laughing ~ S2E13
- You think we should dogpile them? ~ S2E13
Kai
- There was so many of them! And they wouldn't stop!! ~ S2E1
- I can make a little extra if I do the human pinata. Don't ask... ~ S2E1
- I'm coming! ~ S2E1
- You're not even ready to face my pinky toe ~ S2E2
- I wasn't that whiny ~ S2E2
- Ninja versus pirates. Who will win? ~ S2E2
- Are we sure we're talking about the same Lloyd? ~ S2E3
- I haven't had time to think it through ~ S2E4
- It just walked out of here...? ~ S2E5
- Keep it down! ~ S2E5
- It'll make sense when it happens ~ S2E6
- I'm worthless... ~ S2E6
- I guess I have four arms too >B] ~ S2E6
- We need to settle this like men... With a round of Rock, Paper, Clamp/(Scissors)! ~ S2E7
- You could've mentioned that earlier ~ S2E7
- What's the catch? ~ S2E10
- Will Zane just get his bird already? ~ S2E10
- Uh, is he talking to us? ~ S2E11
- We should've just kicked his butt ~ S2E12
- What did he do to my sister!? >:[ ~ S2E12
- Ninja never quit! ~ S2E13
Lloyd
- Why do I smell old people? ~ S2E1
- I don't know how to fly ~ S2E2
- You dare to defy the Green Ninja!? ~ S2E3
- Come on, you can untie me ~ S2E3
- If I am truly good, I wouldn't be able to lie, which I'm not, but even if I was, wouldn't lying make me evil, thus giving you assurance that you could release me? ~ S2E3
- Why do I always get tied up? ~ S2E3
- Think I'd be pretty good with knots by now... ~ S2E3
- I escaped fair and square! ~ S2E3
- I am Lloyd Garmadon, evil son of the super evil Lord Garmadon, and I demand you release me! >:( ~ S2E3
- I did? I mean, yeah, I did! ~ S2E4
- Your ship? ~ S2E4
- That was fun. Are we done? ~ S2E5
- You're, uhhh, umm, small! ~ S2E5
- Yeah, 'theoretical' ~ S2E5
- This isn't a prank! ~ S2E5
- 'Fair? Fair isn't a word from where I come from!' ~ S2E5
- I'm...older ~ S2E5
- Should I be concerned? ~ S2E6
- There's nothing you can say ~ S2E7
- Who needs to practice when you're a natural? ~ S2E8
- Jealous? >:3 ~ S2E10
- That's one big weapon ~ S2E12
- (Never back down, never what?) Never give up! ~ S2E13 (oop-)
- I am the Ultimate Spinjitzu Master! ~ S2E13 (this is why we can't have anything nice-)
- This... ends... now! ~ S2E13
Nya
- I know a guy, who knows a girl, and she knows this girl who knows a guy. Well, this guy knows a girl who's a real estate agent and she can help you find a place, if you catch my drift ;) ~ S2E1
- I go away for a day and everything falls apart ~ S2E1
- It's all in the legs ~ S2E2
- You-know-who ~ S2E5
- My brother's right. They're good, but they're not that good ~ S2E11
Wu
- Yee-haw! ~ S2E1
- I fear there is a great disturbance in the force... ~ S2E1
- Don't look at me. I'm wise, but not that wise ~ S2E6
- Shh! Not so loud! Are you trying to get us caught? ~ S2E10
- What if there are no more 'What-ifs'? ~ S2E11
- It is written in the scrolls ~ S2E12
- Wrong again, Mr. Emptyhead! ~ S2E12
Misako
- Well, I'm going to talk anyway ~ S2E7
- I may not be a ninja, but I can look after myself ~ S2E7
- You're not the man I married. I should go ~ S2E11
Mystake
- They're all special, you old fool! ~ S2E5
Edna
- Jay! Did you make sure to pack clean underwear? ~ S2E9
Ed
- Do what your mother says :| ~ S2E9
Dr. Julien
- Of course I know him! I built him, for heaven's sake! ~ S2E9
- Pish posh ~ S2E9
- [But] Zane, you're perfect. I could never make you better than you already are ~ S2E9
- That went well... ~ S2E12
Lou
- You're right. I don't have to say anything. But I do have to sing! ~ S2E9
Dareth
- I Dare-th you to join my dojo ~ S2E2
- How many trophies do you have? ~ S2E2
- Unless I'm stupid, and I'm not ~ S2E2
- I know the tiger. Rawrr. The python. Hisss. Penguin. Awk, awk! ~ S2E2
- And perhaps if I, Grand Sensei Dareth, can break through them all, you will allow me to joi your team and become...The Brown Ninja! ~ S2E2
- Those swords are really sharp... ~ S2E2
- I'm a lousy martial artist. What I do, I wouldn't even call it an art. I know I'm a brown belt, but I painted it! And my trophies? They're all fake! ~ S2E2
- I Dare-th you to forgive me ~ S2E2
- Any chance you got 50,000 in that teapot of yours? ~ S2E4
- I command the wind ~ S2E9
- You just messed with the wrong dojo, mister. Pupils, attack! ~ S2E12
- We shall meet again. This I swear! ~ S2E13
Dramadon Garmadon
- Rule with me... or else ~ S2E1
- No one will touch my son! ~ S2E1
- I told you, fool. They're unspeakable! ~ S2E2
- Shoot it down pretty, pretty please? ~ S2E2
- I created you, you fool! ~ S2E2
- Sorry, you snooze, you lose! ~ S2E2
- Will they ever quit!? ~ S2E4
- No one shall defeat me, even in competition ~ S2E4
- Bring it on, fools! ~ S2E6
- *facepalms* Why did I ever trust these numbskulls...? ~ S2E6
- It is I, your future self! ~ S2E6
- You have, uhhhhh, I have four arms... ~ S2E6
- Go, future me! Destroy him! ~ S2E6
- Why do you laugh at me? ~ S2E7
- Garmadon is back, baby! ~ S2E8
- Huh? Should I have shaken my fist more? Maybe dramatically thrown over a table, or kick over a (chair(?)) ~ S2E10
- Me? Sad? Ha! Nonsense... ~ S2E11
- Hehehe, I like what I see ~ S2E11
- Being evil these days is really unappreciated ~ S2E11
- It's... beautiful ToT ~ S2E12
- Don't you see? I will never do what's right. The evil in my blood can never go away. It has corrupted every ounce of my fiber, every bone in my body. I am Lord Garmadon! Destiny took my family from me, and the only way for us to be together is to turn everything in this world into my image. Then you'll all see what I see, feel waht I feel! You've made your decision, and I have made mine ~ S2E12
- Wait a minute. You stole that from my playbook! ~ S2E12
- It's been so long ~ S2E13 (oh no!)
Overbitch Overlord
- What you call 'mud' is concentrated evil ~ S2E9
- You myopic mortal! ~ S2E10
- It is not your motives I question, but your resolve ~ S2E11
- What are you doing!? PUSH THE BUTTON!! >:C ~ S2E12
- How could I? You were monologuing >:/ ~ S2E12
- You were always so...green ~ S2E12
- You don't even have a sword >XD ~ S2E13
Serpentine
- Lead us? To where??? ~ S2E1
- Release the swarm of evil bees! ~ S2E1
- When are we going to get pizza? ~ S2E1
- Oh, pizza! :D ~ S2E1
- Where do you think you're going? We haven't given you your tip ~ S2E1
- Who's the fool now? ~ S2E1
- Uh... this was all a big misunderstanding ~ S2E1
- I'm sure they could use your help, but what do I know? ~ S2E1
- THIS WON'T BE THE LAST YOU SEE OF ME!! ~ S2E1
- Get off the windshield! I'm trying to win a race! ~ S2E4
- Look who needs who now ~ S2E4
- Idiot ~ S2E8
- Drill, baby, drill! ~ S2E8
- Get away, you imbecile ~ S2E8
- Spooky ~ S2E8
- So stiff ~ S2E8
Pirates
- No-Eyed Pete is behind the wheel ~ S2E2
- No, the other left! ~ S2E2
- Pajama Man! ~ S2E2
- Silly masked pajama people ~ S2E2
- Where? I can't see ~ S2E2
- Why do I let you drive!? ~ S2E4
Bizarro ninja
- We were having so much fun we forgot where we were => ~ S2E3 (Kai)
- It's a whole new me, baby ;3 ~ S2E3 (Jay)
- It's a bad boy thing ~ S2E3 (Jay)
- By the way, did I mention that i kissed Nya? >:] ~ S2E3 (Jay)
Skulkin
- Do you see two trees or one? ~ S2E6
- Mimimimi! ~ S2E6
Randos
- Who needs extras when everything is in arm's reach? Now, wait until you see the lighting. Uh, who needs lights when you have this view. Heh... ~ S2E1 (Patty)
- I thought Lord Garmadon saved the city :} ~ S2E1 (Patty)
- Thank you, pizza ninja ~ S2E1 (some lady)
- Why don't you go home and get a good night's rest, and go ahead and sleep in. In fact, sleep in all day for all I care, because you're fired! ~ S2E1 (Cole's boss)
- They're monsters! ~ S2E3 (one teacher at Darkley's)
- Rules? There's only one rule in Ninjaball Run, and that is cross the finish line first! ~ S2E4 (one of the announcers)
- Ouchy mama! ~ S2E4 (one of the announcers)
- I can't watch. But you, the fans can, in glorious high definition! ~ S2E4 (one of the announcers)
- Lloyd Hemorrhoid Garmadon ~ S2E5 (Rufus)
- Oh, a theoretical question ~ S2E5 (Rufus)
- It'a alive! ~ S2E7 (some dude)
- Snickers! Stay there, Mommy's coming! ~ S2E8 (some lady; I'm only calling this one out coz of the dog's name)
- I love you, you stupid Nindroid! ~ S2E9 (Rufus)
Chapter 4: Rebooted
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Also, there's a reason a collection of quotes from a cartoon is marked for teens and up
Chapter Text
Cole
- I heard that! >:( ~ S3E1
- Ah, recess... My favorite time ~ S3E1 (+2)
- I didn't see 'Motor Mouth' on it ~ S3E1
- The Mighty Cole B] ~ S3E1
- Who you calling pedestrian? ~ S3E1
- It wouldn't happen to be cake, would it? ~ S3E1
- Ha. So no cake ~ S3E1
- 'Them' who? ~ S3E1
- Guys, hate to admit it, but maybe Kai is onto something... ~ S3E1
- Ready to crash the party? ~ S3E1
- No one calls me pedestrian! ~ S3E1
- Nice kick, now see mine! ~ S3E2
- Hey, Nya. How are our kids? ~ S3E2 (used this one on my wife xDDD)
- Weirdo ~ S3E2
- Don't tell Jay ~ S3E2
- We've been digging for so long I think I forgot what we're looking for ~ S3E3
- Ha, it's so quiet in here. What did I miss? Another signature Jay Walker gut buster? ~ S3E3
- Tech Wu <:c ~ S3E3
- No dirt off my shoulder ~ S3E6
- Hope we don't need that... ~ S3E7
- *hyperventilating* ~ S3E7
- Zane, you're squeezing my [redacted] ~ S3E7
- I don't have time for finesse ~ S3E8
- I hope it rocks ~ S3E8
Zane
- I stand for peace, freedom and courage in the face of all who threaten Ninjago ~ S3E1
- I guess I'm just... Zane ~ S3E1
- Uh... Permission granted? ~ S3E1
- It's not sharp. Why even call it a blade? ~ S3E1
- Cole, throw me ~ S3E1
- Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has yet to come. We need to worry about today ~ S3E1
- You may call me old, but not slow ~ S3E2
- We're all different. But I don't feel so different around you ~ S3E2
- You didn't fix me, she did! ~ S3E2
- You are vital to the mission. And you are vital to me ~ S3E3
- I guess I have poor timing ~ S3E3
- Good guys may not always win, but they never give up ~ S3E5
- Chill out B) ~ S3E6
- Let my friends go! ~ S3E8
- This isn't about numbers. It's about family! ~ S3E8
- I am a nindroid, and ninja never quit ~ S3E8
- *proceeds to make snow after fkn dying* ~ S3E8
Jay
- I'm telling the headmaster ~ S3E1
- Oh, give me! ~ S3E1
- Hi, Miss Nya *^* ~ S3E1
- Oh, right. Boundaries ~ S3E1
- Oh great, now look what you've done! >:/ ~ S3E1
- Let the elevator have the Techno Blades, Kai! I think it's made its point! ~ S3E1
- Oh, snap! ~ S3E1
- That's why it's called hope ~ S3E1
- Uhh, did you just say Sensei Garmadon? ~ S3E2
- Nope, still totally lame XP ~ S3E2
- Check out the new Sensei. Looking sharp ~ S3E2 (this gives me one of my freinds' vibe...)
- Relax. Ain't a weapon, only hacks into things ~ S3E2
- You mean we get to be ninja for a change? ~ S3E2
- Button, button, who's got the button? ~ S3E2
- Great! Now they come in fun size ~ S3E2
- There are reputable performers that attend clown college! ~ S3E3
- I haven't brushed my teeth in a week! *breaths violently* ~ S3E3
- They almost hit my mother! >:C ~ S3E3
- I'm too cute to be squashed!! D:> ~ S3E3
- Bad Sensei, bad! ~ S3E3
- He had a black beard! ~ S3E3
- Don't worry, we already had a little run in with the red-handed suspect. Or, should I say white-handed? ~ S3E4
- Hahaha! There's a reason nobody likes you ~ S3E4
- Tell me! Tell me! ~ S3E4
- Stop being so self-conscious and jump! ~ S3E5 (questionable advice but ok...)
- Anyone shocked to see me do this? ~ S3E6
- Well, your dad was wrong. We should have never listened to him :/ ~ S3E6
- There's more pressing problems, like an entire rocket ship pressing on us! ~ S3E6
- His wisdom usually takes a while to set in. But we don't have a while! ~ S3E7
- I'm only trying to fill the space. Get it? S p a c e ~ S3E7
- Not Jay. Fritz Donnegan! ~ S3E7
- Haven't you heard, scourge? No free rides! ~ S3E7
- I'm on it, Commander Kiflin ~ S3E7
- I blew you away, haha! ~ S3E7
- Hey! They do have expressions!... Nevermind... ~ S3E7
- Ugh, that's not a blaster, that's my [redacted] ~ S3E7
- Silly Glowie :3 ~ S3E7
- Now's not the time to be quoting Wu! ~ S3E7
- Is it a-a-a pill!? ~ S3E8
- Hey, old timers, mind paying attention? We're trying to save the world here! ~ S3E8
Kai
- Time to reflect on our past and build for our future ~ S3E1
- Who cares? ~ S3E1
- Who dreamed up the idea of building a corporate headquarters here? ~ S3E1
- Oh, wow. A statue. Of yourself ~ S3E1
- They'll have to run out of batteries at some point ~ S3E1
- Stupid technology ~ S3E2
- I hope Lloyd is faring better than us... ~ S3E3
- I can't believe I'm saying this but... protect the Serpentine! ~ S3E4
- I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!!! ~ S3E5
- He's too big! ~ S3E5
- I'm kind of a... secret agent *le gasp* Oops, guess it's not a secret anymore ;3 ~ S3E6
- Relax. When have I ever been careless? ~ S3E6
- Boring! ~ S3E6
- You're fired! ~ S3E6
- Getting kind of hot up here ~ S3E6
- Loud and clear. Well, maybe not so clear on the back of this truck ~ S3E6
- Where are you!? We're trapped in space and you-!... Where did you go? ~ S3E7
- Uh, I'm a ninja, not an astronaut ~ S3E7
- We'll take it slow ~ S3E7
- Ugh, your [redacted] is in my [redacted] ~ S3E7
- You can keep your gold ~ S3E7 ([...] buy gold, BYEEEEE!!)
- I say fire power! ~ S3E8
- Everyone wondered what powered Zane. I don't know if we'll ever know, but I'd like to think it was brotherhood. Because he powered me. And he'll still power me as his memory lives on. Ninja never quit, and ninja will never be forgotten. Wherever you are, Zane, you'll always be one of us ~ S3E8
Lloyd
- Dare I ask? ~ S3E1
- I defeated you once, I'll defeat you again ~ S3E1
- No robots, no cameras, no problems ~ S3E2
- How much more power do I need? ~ S3E3 (good q)
- Oh yeah? ~ S3E3
- Who needs bridges when you can manifest a Golden Dragon? ~ S3E3
- What? Move that? Are you kidding? ~ S3E3
- Wish you still had four hands? It would've come in handy ~ S3E3 ([...] But look, I made you some content~ :D)
- Okay. Let's get lost ~ S3E3
- My friends would never hurt me! >:[ ~ S3E4
- Are you with me or not? ~ S3E6
- *floats away* ~ S3E7
- Change of plans. RUN! ~ S3E8
Nya
- Aye, aye, Sensei ~ S3E1
- Why don't boys ever listen to me? :| ~ S3E1
- Cole... Cole's not Jay ~ S3E2
- A girl's gotta have her secrets ;) ~ S3E2
- We're not even married! ~ S3E2
- Jay... ~ S3E3
- If you ever wanna see your favorite shows again, you better get downstairs, NOW! ~ S3E5 (angy mom vibe check-)
- I hate it when people call me cute *charges into battle* ~ S3E5
- Would you look at that? You made me break a nail ~ S3E5
- Like all boys, you can be reprogrammed ~ S3E6
- It's called Damsel in Distress. But I don't think it suits me ~ S3E8
Pixal
- I'm P.I.X.A.L., Cyrus' Primary Interactive X-ternal Assistant Life-form ~ S3E1 (Someone in NG crew was a smartass with this name)
- Your hardware is outdated and your processor is slow and incompatible with ours ~ S3E1 (APPLY ICE TO THE BURNED AREA)
- Why am I tied up? ~ S3E2
- Probability of survival too low to quantify ~ S3E2
- Oh, who cares about probability? ~ S3E2
- Your mission was important, I-I was not. I am to assist. I assisted ~ S3E2
- We are not so d-different, are we? We are...compatible? ~ S3E2
- My processor is fully operational ~ S3E3 (gaslight queen?)
- Zane gave me half of his heart ~ S3E4
- I hope not ~ S3E5
- You can't get rid of me that easily ~ S3E6
- This car is worth far more than you. I would not advise returning it with a scratch ~ S3E6
Wu
- Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We only have today... Or else this offer expires. Get a move on, Nya! ~ S3E1
- Well, I prefer traveling the old-fashioned way - on foot. Besides, it's not like we can't find where we're going ~ S3E1
- It tickles ~ S3E2
- Oh, by the grace of the First Spinjitzu Master... ~ S3E6
- If you cannot change your circumstances, change yourself ~ S3E7
Garmadad
- Silence! *bonk* ~ S3E2
- The Art of the Silent Fist - to fight without fighting ~ S3E2
- Attack me. But please, no powers. I happen to like my monastery ~ S3E2
- Pupils, I give you the most powerful ninja in all the land, the Golden Ninja ~ S3E2
- Why must everything have so many weapons!? ~ S3E2
- Haha, I deserved that... ~ S3E2
- I swore off fighting, not driving ~ S3E2
- Curse these weapons... ~ S3E2
- This is why I took an oath of peace! ~ S3E2
- We underestimate the importance of balance. When it's there, we're at peace. When something is off, everything falls ~ S3E3
- When one relies on something too much, we become weak, vulnerable, imbalanced ~ S3E3
- Your potential is great, not your sense of humor ~ S3E3
- D a d d y ~ S3E3
- Unless you speak ravture, there's no use trying to explain ~ S3E3
- Your compassion is not helping! ~ S3E3
- I take it back. I do want my four hands! ~ S3E3
- Beauty can be born even in darkness ~ S3E4
- I made an oath not to fight, but I'll still defeat you! ~ S3E4
- When you took my son, all bets were off ~ S3E5
- The young take too many risks. They should listen to their fathers ~ S3E6
- As the protectors of this land, we don't have the luxury of taking a rest ~ S3E6
- You wanted them to take risks. To see how far they'd go. Is this what you had in mind? How far? How far must they go? ~ S3E6 (sums Wu pretty good imo)
Cyrus
- The future is what we make it ~ S3E1
- I would've guessed ninja to sneak in a window, not use the elevator ~ S3E1
- Today, maybe, but not tomorrow ~ S3E1
- The only limit to our potential is that which we don't dream ~ S3E1
- I see, or better yet, I don't see ~ S3E1
- Oh, so many questions, so few answers... ~ S3E3
- Don't mind the savages ~ S3E4
- I'll have you committed if you don't all leave us at once! ~ S3E4
- Pixal, remember this: you belong to no one ~ S3E4
- This is no time for more post-apocalyptic role playing! ~ S3E5
- Aah! My legs! They're back! ~ S3E5
- Precisely! :D ~ S3E8
- I used to think technology would be the answer to all of our problems, but then I saw technology invent new problems. Devastating problems. And then a nindroid named Zane saved us all. He was the perfect balance between us and technology. He taught us that life should be a balance. Technology can improve our lives, but so can people. And if we focus on one at the expense of the other, that's when the balance if off. Our city will find its way again, but this time with Zane as our compass. With that, I give to you the Titanium Ninja ~ S3E8 ('I did not need a statue :|'; also, this is just too true to cut/make fun of)
Dareth
- Did I ever tell you I am fluent in the language of the sea? ~ S3E4
- That's Mr. Brown Ninja to you ~ S3E4
- My precious minnows ~ S3E4
- I told him 'Leave the Brown Ninja alone, or else I'll be serving fish sticks' ~ S3E4
Afton Overlord
- I always come back ~ S3E1 (whoop-)
- A promise isn't good enough ~ S3E1
- That old fool will pay dearly! ~ S3E1
- I'm fed up with pathetic mortal bodies ~ S3E2
- You might not, but your memories will ~ S3E2
- Whoever you are, I like you >:] ~ S3E3
- He is no longer of importance to me. Throw him overboard! >:3 ~ S3E4
- Technology has made me infinite!! ~ S3E5
- I'm too big to fail now! ~ S3E5
- Too little, too late ~ S3E5
- That was it? That was all you've got!? ~ S3E8
- Go where, doomed ninja? ~ S3E8
Pythor
- He's, uhhh, consumed at the moment... ~ S3E6
- One barbecued ninja. Well done, please. Prepare lunch. Oh, sorry. I mean, launch ~ S3E6
Cryptor
- Ran out of metal, eh? ~ S3E2
- You're nothing more than a tin can with feelings ~ S3E2 (oof-)
- Welcome to the future ~ S3E2
- Haha. Cute ~ S3E5
- Now you watch your city and all of Ninjago fall. And bow to a new master. Looks like you already have that part down ~ S3E8
- You kick like a little girl ~ S3E8
- You think you can mock me? ~ S3E8
Serpentine (mostly Skales in this case)
- Not you again! ~ S3E4
- This is harasssment! I've done nothing wrong! ~ S3E4
- What can I say? I'm a sucker for the crossword ~ S3E4
- Surface dwellers ~ S3E4
- You're not thugs, you give hugs :3 ~ S3E4
Randos
- Mr. Cole is the worst ~ S3E1 (Brad)
- I always said Mr. Cole was my favorite ~ S3E1 (also Brad)
- Hehe, no ninja. Wanna check up my sleeves? ~ S3E2 (magician)
- Return...to...sender! ~ S3E4 (postman)
- You need to stay in character, Borg >:( ~ S3E4 (postman)
- We may not have power, but we still have sharks! :D ~ S3E4 (surprisingly not Garmadon)
- They delivered :') ~ S3E5 (postman)
- I don't know. Yet ~ S3E6 (postman)
- Shiny 0<0 ~ S3E7 (some nindroid)
Chapter 5: Tournament of Elements
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- I thought I was good with a scythe. Turns out, I'm even better with an axe ~ S4E1 (y do I lowkey get Technoblade vibes from this...?)
- Green machine ~ S4E1
- Excuse me, it's not polite to touch someone else's food >:( ~ S4E1
- Hey, I was gonna eat that! ~ S4E1
- *casually eats fortune cookie* ~ S4E1
- *has the fortune from said cookie explode inside of him* ...At least I know I was invited ~ S4E1
- I thought Master Chen's number two was an eggroll and fried rice ~ S4E1
- Oh, snap! He got you there ~ S4E1
- Care to explain how the face to Ninjago's most popular noodle house is secretly assembling an underground fighting tournament? ~ S4E2
- Cake? Ha! Score! :D ~ S4E2
- Look how soft your pillows are. Man, mine are made of rock ~ S4E2
- Kai's heart is on fire! Kai's heart is on fire! Kai's heart is on fire! XD ~ S4E2
- Talk, yes. Listen? Not so much :/ ~ S4E3
- Wu once said the best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend, but how are you supposed to defeat your friend? ~ S4E3
- I should've bowed out long ago... ~ S4E3
- You can take my clothes! ~ S4E4
- Lock me up for all I care! ~ S4E4
- I'm making more than noodles. I'm making trouble >:) ~ S4E4
- My strategy is not to be eaten ~ S4E5
- Okay, so maybe rolling ourselves up into a giant egg rolls isn't the best plan... ~ S4E6
- Great idea. But two things, we don't have a Roto Jet, and what good is a jet if we're underground!? ~ S4E6
- Did anyone order some kung pao? >:D ~ S4E7
- Does anyone know any knock-knock jokes? 'Cause this ain't funny anymore ~ S4E8
- Not giving up, huh? Neither will I ~ S4E9
Zane
- Not ingenious. Upgraded :D ~ S4E3
- Cole, you look...white ~ S4E4
- A ninja never leaves another ninja's side ~ S4E5
- I'd get out of the way if I were you :) ~ S4E7
- I am the Titanium Ninja! ~ S4E8
- I'm not an outdated relic anymore ~ S4E9
- We all may have different backgrounds, but we all share the same future ~ S4E10
Jay
- It's concealer, a time-honored tool of the ninja >:( ~ S4E1
- Uh, are you implying that I'm not special? ~ S4E1
- You know, you should never swear. It's a sign of weak verbal skills ~ S4E1 (fuck you)
- Apparently he also never taught you to have a sense of humor ~ S4E2
- *shows off his butt for no reason* ~ S4E2
- He's got super strength, and what do I have? Quick, tell me! What do I have!? ~ S4E3 (gay panic-)
- Nerdo ~ S4E3
- Gladiator style! ~ S4E3
- He had a crush on her until he found out they might be related ~ S4E4
- Here we go again... ~ S4E4
- It's us against the world, Kai ~ S4E4
- Sorry, Tox. Must be my allergies kicking in ~ S4E4
- Love is like war ~ S4E5
- Get Kai off of me!! D: ~ S4E5
- Magic's for pussies ~ S4E6 (colorized...)
- I choose to use the power of positive thinking ~ S4E7
- He never came ~ S4E7
- No, no. It's not working if you love what you do ~ S4E7
- The power of positive thinking! ~ S4E7
- Easy, tiger! ~ S4E7
- First it was four arms, then you became a dragon. Would you mind picking a body and sticking with it, please? ~ S4E8
- Nobody listens to me! You all say I overreact, but noooooo! ~ S4E8
- Everything's a weapon in the big house *uses toothbrush aggressively* ~ S4E9
- There's no time to play fill-in-the-blanks! ~ S4E10
Kai
- Who cares about honor? ~ S4E1
- Big mittens ~ S4E1
- You don't think much at all, do you? ~ S4E1
- So handsome ~ S4E2
- Looks like you got a screw loose ~ S4E2
- I did what I had to do ~ S4E2 (No, you only did what's best for you!)
- Cole, I get it! You like my bed. Would you stop playing around?! ~ S4E2
- That has got to be the seconds biggest [redacted] I have ever seen! ~ S4E2
- I think I know just the person who can help. And I think he already knows ~ S4E3
- Maybe we should be together? :> ~ S4E6
- Just tell me one thing. Was it his ide to make me fall for you, or yours? Because it worked ~ S4E7
- I'm far too fetching to resist ;) ~ S4E7
- You forgot one element. The element of surprise! ~ S4E7
- You're both still ugly! ~ S4E8
- Chen brought us here so that only one would remain. Well, we are one! ~ S4E8
Lloyd
- I'm a ninja, and you are wearing makeup! ~ S4E1
- If you change your mind, you know where I'll be ~ S4E1 (apparently it's obvious he's at the noodle house... who are you, Tang?)
- We can't let anything distract us *eyes Kai who eyes Skylor* You hear me, Kai? ~ S4E1 (oh you poor idiot...)
- Okay, I feel ridiculous... :| ~ S4E2
- Guys, that is an invasion of privacy ~ S4E2 (since when do YOU care???)
- In Man vs Nature, Nature usually wins ~ S4E3
- Don't listen to my dad ~ S4E3
- Yeah, I do listen to you every once in a while ~ also S4E3
- It's never too late to do the right thing ~ S4E4
- That guy's love for trapdoors is seriously getting n my nerves! >:( ~ S4E6
- What you have isn't power. It's stealing! ~ S4E7
Nya
- [I'm] Not married ~ S4E3
- Nothing unusual to see here. Just a technologically advanced mobile base camouflaged as a noodle truck... ~ S4E4
- Somehow, I know I'm gonna regret this... ~ S4E4
- How did you manage to change my clothes??? ~ S4E5
- Oh, and by the way, your feet stink! ~ S4E5
Skylor
- Master of... wouldn't you like to know? ;) ~ S4E2
- You care more for your power than your own daughter... ~ S4E8 (</3)
- I never had a choice, did I? ~ S4E8
- You're not insignificant, you're pitiful! ~ S4E8
- Sorry, but I have a few daddy issues ~ S4E10
Pixal
- You've always been special :) ~ S4E3
- Sadly, this is where my journey ends, but not for you. Zane, you must go alone. I know you have it in you and don't worry about me. I will always be a part of you ~ S4E3 (<3)
Wu
- If we dwell too long on what's missing, we fail to see what can be gained ~ S4E1
- The greatest lessons never are [easy] ~ S4E1
- *snors* ~ S4E3
- Young emotions are... complicated... ~ S4E3 (me when my friends talk about their crushes)
- I'm not sticking my finger into that beehive ~ S4E3 (me when my bestie wanted me to deliver a love letter to her crush :|)
- Zane, look at you. You're all...shiny ~ S4E9
- The greatest victories have no battle ~ S4E9
- Anyone can fight. Only one side can declare victory ~ S4E10
- We have one day to save tomorrow ~ S4E10
- Drop it like it's hot! ~ S4E10
Mystake
- Mercy? Never heard of it ~ S4E6
Cyrus
- Some secrets are best kept safe ~ S4E1
Dareth
- Why is your truck tripping me out? ~ S4E4
- Have I ever told you that I am master of disguise? ~ S4E5 (Raincode-)
- They call me Dareth the man with the big, bad guitar sound. Oh, I said spin. Spin like a record, come on. Yeah, spin, Dareth, spin. Spin like a record, come on. Dareth the man and the big, bad guitar band! ~ S4E5
- I've been taken hostage by the savages! ~ S4E5
- Don't mind me, carry on whatever important business you're all doing ~ S4E6 (every lil sibling ever)
- Finally, all is right in the world ~ S4E10
Garmadad
- Chen... >:[ ~ S4E1
- No room? *casually kills a guy* ~ S4E1
- There are some things we don't want [you] to know ~ S4E1
- *sighs in disappointment* ~ S4E2
- Not clowns, Kabuki ~ S4E2
- Hurry, Lloyd. You must not lose ~ S4E2 (just coz it's giving reverse 'Are ya wnning, son?')
- This is not how you win :/ ~ S4E2
- Here's a valuable lesson, son. If you turn your back on your first evil Sensei in an effort to go straight, you may not be served creamy biscuits ~ S4E3 (finally a life lesson worth my time!)
- Whatever you have to say to each other, say it now, harboring grudges hurts no one but yourselves ~ S4E3
- Wait for it ~ S4E3 (Hamilton-)
- Never underestimate the power of mind ~ S4E3
- You can't undo what's been done. My only advice is to be at peace with it ~ S4E3
- Know thine enemy, but more importantly, know thy friend ~ S4E3
- Beware how you treat those around you, for they will treat you the same ~ S4E4
- After personally destroying the biggest snake Ninjago has ever seen, it's only reasonable the second biggest would exact its revenge on me ~ S4E7
- Not today! ~ S4E8
- This isn't a vote, Jay ~ S4E9
Chen
- I hold all the cards ~ S4E1
- Only one can remain x8 ~ S4E2, E3 & E7
- Lose? Who here likes to lose? ~ S4E2
- Fun time on me! ~ S4E2
- Never bite the hand that feeds you Master Chen delicious noodle! ~ S4E2
- Not so tight! ~ S4E3
- Go get me popcorn ~ S4E3
- I'm not a dictator ~ S4E4
- Good luck to everyone, but mostly Chamille because we all want the Green Ninjago out :> ~ S4E4
- Button, button, I love buttons! ~ S4E4
- Ooh, fortune cookies! *w* ~ S4E5
- You're harshing my vibe >:/ ~ S4E5
- Ow! Too hard! ~ S4E5
- In ten seconds, the bottom will drop. But to show you I'm not a bad man, I've given you eight parachutes. Wait, Sensei Garmadon is there? Shoot, that makes nine. Oh well, I was never good at math :3 ~ S4E6 ('I'm not rlly a math guy')
- Clouse, why have I never had a mobile base? ~ S4E6
- Clousey Clouse ~ S4E6
- Where have you been? I've been getting away with it time and time again! ~ S4E6
- What use is one element when I have the rest? ~ S4E7
- I'm in the mood for noodles ~ S4E7
- Right. We're not blind. We see clearly... Uh, and what is it that we see so clearly? ~ S4E8
- I still have the power to stuff you in a fortune cookie! >:( ~ S4E8
- Heh, no plan is perfect ~ S4E8
- How long do I have to listen to these insults? ~ S4E8
- Why didn't anyone ever tell me raising a daughter would be this difficult? ~ S4E8
- Why must conquering Ninjago be so difficult? ~ S4E9
- We have some scheming to do ~ S4E9
- The simplest plan is often the best. [But] the more complicated ones are so much fun to watch! ~ S4E9
- As you can see, fear is a powerful thing ~ S4E9
- Trapdoor? That's my signature move! ~ S4E10
Clouse
- Lord Garmadon. It's been a while. It's Sensei now, correct? I can't remember ~ S4E1 (the fkn disrespect)
- Oopsie >:] ~ S4E3
- Good morning, fighters. Oh, that's right, it's the middle of the night ~ S4E4
- They are for your captured- I mean, honored guests ~ S4E5
- Master, you are a devious one ~ S4E6
Chen's followers
- I'm not gonna judge. Wait a minute, yes I am ~ S4E7
- Everyone knows there's no such thing as ghosts ~ S4E9 (*cough x2*)
Pythor
- 'Why yes, Pythor, this may very well be the greatest cup of tea you've steeped' Oh, you flatter me, Rodrigo, but do go on ~ S4E9
- Impostors, if you ask me! ~ S4E9
- Garma-condrai? Oh, now my interest is piqued ~ S4E9
- Very funny. But I'm a little sensitive to all the size references ~ S4E9
- Some heroes you are. And to think there's only two of them ~ S4E9
- If they're impostors, you're cowards ~ S4E9
- Wu, my savior! ~ S4E9
- I have honor! ~ S4E9
- If there's no ninja to be found, may as well become one ~ S4E10 (all Ninjago fans xD)
- Be free, Rodrigo! ~ S4E10
Arcturus
- You will never be one of us. Because you are a liar, a cheat, and an impostor! ~ S4E10
- You have made your ancestors proud. Finally ~ S4E10
Elemental Masters
- I'm faster than fast. Swifter than swift B) ~ S4E1 (Griffin)
- Guess Karlof not smart ~ S4E1 (I mean, do I have to tell ya?)
- I didn't see that coming! D: ~ S4E3 (Neuro)
- Gotta go fast ;) ~ S4E3 (Griffin)
- Whoa! How many buttons does that man have? ~ S4E3 (Griffin)
- Weirdo ~ S4E4 (Paleman)
- Karlof not make trouble. Karlof make noodle ~ S4E4
- What about us? Are we supposed to just stand here? ~ S4E4 (Griffin)
- I'd rather be on the winning team ~ S4E4 (Fundy-)
- Why are you looking at me, Greenie? ~ S4E5 (Shade)
- Can I go now? -,- ~ S4E5 (Neuro)
- Get your own chute, Lead Foot >:[ ~ S4E6 (Griffin)
- What happened to positive thinking? ~ S4E7 (Karlof)
- It fly when it fly. No sooner ~ S4E7 (Karlof)
- Two hands can only work so fast ~ S4E7 (Karlof)
- Hurry's my middle name ~ S4E9 (Griffin)
- That's a lot of red. Karlof not like red ~ S4E10
- This is Corridor of Elders, not Corridor of Trash. Help me clean up mess ~ S4E10 (Karlof)
Chapter 6: Possession
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
*Intro* (I <3 this season's intro)
Cole
- He blows ~ S5E1
- A perfect wedgie! >:D ~ S5E1
- He turned my walloper into a ghost. No one turns my walloper into a ghost! ~ S5E2
- Uh, this is Ronin we're talking about. He'd steal the sea if it were worth anything ~ S5E3 (in my language Cole states Ronin would steal his own mother xd)
- Nothing here is legit, including you! ~ S5E3
- Well, from now on, only speak if you have something really important to say ~ S5E4 (every older sibling ever)
- We spend the night in a haunted temple ~ S5E4 (Sam/Colby)
- I don't know, tastes pretty real to me ~ S5E4
- One step, two step, three step, four! ~ S5E4
- What do you do? You don't give up ~ S5E5
- *facepalms* I'm such a dummy... ~ S5E6
- I'm a ghost, not a locksmith ~ S5E6
- [Still] passing through! ...Uh, on second thought, mind if we borrow your skiff? ~ S5E6
- If Morro defied destiny, then why not us? ~ S5E6
- (Creeper?) Oh, man... ~ S5E6
- I could kiss Ronin! After I clobber him for getting us into this mess ~ S5E7
- I don't really know. But I'm coming! ~ S5E8
- You can't swim? I can't touch the water! ~ S5E8
- There goes a perfectly good bike... ~ S5E10
- I can't get wet! ~ S5E10 (I send a screenshot with this line to my wife, she was disappointed xd)
Zane
- I'm the intelligent one ~ S5E2
- I'm coming, Kai! ~ S5E2
- Well, because I wanted us to fail -,- ~ S5E2
- He went... ka-blooey... ~ S5E2
- There's nothing to it. Let's do it! ~ S5E3
- *backwards gibberish* ~ S5E3
- I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ~ S5E4 (colorized)
- WHY DID WE TIE OURSELVES TOGETHER!? ~ S5E4
- *pirate mode on* ~ S5E5
- Blimey, I'm trapped! ~ S5E5
- Are you sure you want to doubt a nindroid? ~ S5E8
- Super cool. And I mean quite literally ~ S5E9
- Chill out! ~ S5E9
Jay
- As big as your ego? ~ S5E1
- If I have to pass all these out, I may be the one passed out! ~ S5E1
- Hey! No one calls me pathetic! >:C ~ S5E1
- Just another day in Ninjago, [am I right?] ~ S5E2
- Are you aiming for that mountain? ~ S5E2
- What are you, a bunch of quitters? ~ S5E3
- *falls through a roof* ~ S5E3
- *gives a haunted place exposition* ~ S5E4 (Sam & Colby vibe)
- He's just standing there. Menacingly! D: ~ S5E4
- Cyclon-do! :D ~ S5E5
- No video games? Hmph. Not impressed :/ ~ S5E6
- Whoever had this high score is going down! ~ S5E6
- Stop using my face as a foothold! ~ S5E6
- Hey, stay positive! Who needs a way back when we gotta go that way? ~ S5E8
- Why are we not listening to the clue!? ~ S5E8
- He's attacking an unarmed man! D:> ~ S5E8
- What do you mean I look shorter? >:( ~ S5E9
- Why did the ghost cross the street? Oh, I don't know, maybe 'cause he saw me coming in that! ~ S5E9
Kai
- No one messes up my hair! ~ S5E1
- Heck no. He was twice the size ~ S5E1
- I'm just saying, it was big, but I've seen bigger ~ S5E1
- I think [Zane] just broke the sound barrier ~ S5E1 (in my language he does says Zane's name)
- Whoever you are, whatever beef you had with Sensei, you have with us! ~ S5E1
- What, my opinion doesn't matter? ~ S5E3 ('Obviously I have opinions on the matter')
- You're supposed to pick the lock, not try to bite it off ~ S5E3
- Well, that wasn't refreshing ~ S5E4
- This isn't about who's a ninja, a nindroid or even a ghost. Above all else, we're brothers ~ S5E5
- Who's ready for some exorcise? 'Cause we're about to do some exorcism! ~ S5E5
- Cole, just jump ~ S5E5 (questionable advice vol.2)
- Hate to spoil this next, but just 'cause you're in my friend's body...watch out! ~ S5E6
- Ehh, I'll take it ~ S5E8
- I can make it. It's just a hop, skip and a jump ~ S5E8 (do the dungeon halls-)
- We're not stalling! We're thinking! *turns and whispers* He's totally right, I'm stalling! ~ S5E8
Lloyd
- *exist in animatronic form* ~ S5E1 (now imagine how horrified everyone in Ninjago universe would be if FNAF existed...)
- If you've got a bone to pick with me, maybe we can discuss things without weapons? ~ S5E1 (L'manberg- o7)
- You're no Green Ninja. The Green Ninja would never need to lie ~ S5E7 (...no comment :|)
Nya
- I thought saving Ninjago was difficult. Try starting a small business! ~ S5E1
- I do more than stock shelves ~ S5E1
- Why am I steering the ship? There's a reason autopilot was invented ~ S5E2
- Can you even count the times I've had to rescue the boys? ~ S5E3 (so far? about 15)
- I'm not weak! This bucket is weak! ~ S5E3 (Stanley would be sad :'()
- I'm not quitting, I'm just taking a break ~ S5E4
- You ruin everything! D:< ~ S5E6
- If you don't [care], why are you here? ~ S5E7 (I feel called out for some reason...)
- Let me just flip the switch. Oh yeah, I'm not a nindroid. I don't have a switch! ~ S5E10
Skylor
- Even a friend who spoils the party every once in a while is still a better friend than someone who stays away ~ S5E9
Morro
- Silly old man ~ S5E1
- Shurikens? Cute ~ S5E1
- Boo >:] ~ S5E4
- Clearly you didn't wipe hard enough! ~ S5E5
- I control the wind. You three control the situation ~ S5E5
- I hate waiting! It's beneath me ~ S5E6
- I guess both our fates are tested. The thing is, I already know how mine will end. And now I know how your will ~ S5E6
- Save your strength, because I'll be needing it ~ S5E7
- Must I do everything!? ~ S5E8
- You can only save those who want to be saved ~ S5E10
Wu
- I am old, not weak ~ S5E1
- Good things come to those who wait ~ S5E1
- I could not teach those who would not listen ~ S5E2
- Be careful, for the path we seek is never a straight line ~ S5E2
- The bucket test :D ~ S5E3
- I said it was simple, not easy ~ S5E3
- This is not impossible. This is thinking outside the bucket ~ S5E3
- Guess it's time to bring in the big buns ~ S5E6
Misako
- It appears the day was a waste ~ S5E3
Ronin
- The Scroll of Who-whatzu? ~ S5E3
- I'm a businessman, that was business! ~ S5E3 (Business Bay vibe)
- Nothing in life is free ~ S5E3
- Everyone's got something ~ S5E3
- *Rex's backing sounds* ~ S5E3
- Steep Wisdom? Ugh. More like Steep Debt ~ S5E4
- I thought it was a fair trade until I saw this sorry place ~ S5E4
- Aww, just short. Like your temper ;) ~ S5E5
- With basic vocabulary? Not so much. But being big and nasty? You deserve a medal ~ S5E6
- Why do you all run towards the action? We should be running away! ~ S5E6 (that one guy in a horror movie that dies anyway)
- Wanna know about failure, should've asked me. Heck, I made a career out of it! ~ S5E7
- You can't fail if you don't care ~ S5E7 (me after getting my first F since the start of the semester...)
- Usually when someone wants something too badly, they'll trip over their own feet ~ S5E7
- A deal's a deal ~ S5E7
- I'll keep my cursed soul ~ S5E7
- Let's just say I'm good at making friends, just not keeping them ~ S5E9 (y do I relate to a guy who's a Scooby-Doo villain?)
- I saved a lot for this moment! ~ S5E9
Garmadad
- It was never the color of the gi that made you who you are. It was the color of your heart ~ S5E10 (as a person with extended biology classes, I need to say hearts don't come in different colors, idk what he's on)
Ghosts
- *screeches* ~ S5E5 (Bansha)
- Since when do you have friends? ~ S5E7 (Bansha)
- I'm deadly hungry ~ S5E9 (some random)
- Ghoultar bring friend! :D ~ S5E9
Randos
- Hands up, Lord Garmadon! All four of them! ~ S5E1 (night guard)
- I'm legally required to share I've unlocked my Full Potential ~ S5E1 (night guard)
- 92,898 bottles of tea on the wall, 92,898 bottles of tea. You take one down and pass it around, 92,8... ~ S5E2 (all ninja)
- Get out of here, you blue weirdo! ~ S5E3 (some woman; this brings childhood memories... and not for Ninjago)
- As iron sharpens iron, Sensei sharpens his students ~ S5E4 (Sensei Yang)
- It's a paddle steamer, not a rocket ship ~ S5E10 (idk)
N'ess
- It was written >;3 ~ S5E6
Chapter 7: Skybound
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Did you see me? I disappeared! I mean, did you not see me? ~ S6E1
- Oh, touchy, are we? ~ S6E1
- I'm not just like a ghost. I am a ghost! ~ S6E2
- How was I supposed to know there was something in it!? I just thought it was crunchy! ~ S6E3
- Is this a muffin or a fossilized rock? ~ S6E3
- Let him bite you! ~ S6E5 (he looks way too pleased w/ himself in that scene)
- Sky-rates! ~ S6E5 (disgusting!)
- I've seen enough movies to know it's possible ~ S6E6
- I think the real reason sailors name ships after women is because we name them after the most important people in our lives. Mothers, wives, sisters, the people we trust to protect us when life gets choppy ~ S6E6
Zane
- I win, again ~ S6E1
Jay
- Why don't you make like a ghost and vanish? ~ S6E1
- You think you can electrify the Master of Lightning? ~ S6E2
- You ate our only way out!? ~ S6E3
- I can scream, you know ~ S6E4
- Just how am I supposed to extract this dangerous venom? Can I ask it nicely? ~ S6E5 (I'm getting Grounded flashbacks)
- Do you see what I'm seeing? Of course not. Because all I see is my life flashing before me! ~ S6E5
- Aah! It's so big! ~ S6E5
- If I get out of here, I'm gonna bite you! ~ S6E5
- Sorry for the delay! I've never had to milk the fangs of a giant spider before! ~ S6E5
- I don't like her being alone with the silky-voiced seducer ~ S6E7
- Things may be bad, but they can still get worse ~ S6E7
- We really need to start listening to me! ~ S6E7
- Said from the heart? Hearts don't talk! ~ S6E7 (correct!)
- Okay, listen up. Nya's about to wed someone I despise. [...] Normally, I'd rely on the help of the ninja. But they're trapped inside a magical sword. Go figure ~ S6E9
- Please go on. It's not like there is a wedding to stop! ~ S6E9
- If we really want something, don't wish it to happen, make it happen ~ S6E10
Kai
- I know. I haven't even been asked to give a single autograph. Not that I want the attention! ~ S6E1 (not one of my fanfics...)
- You're our manager. What are you doing to manage this? ~ S6E3
- Gross ~ S6E10
Lloyd
- I don't know what is says. Can anyone help me read it? ~ S6E1 (me; no further context needed)
- Let me guess, you don't have much of a spine either ~ S6E3 (OOOOOOH!!)
- *sneakily steals a fork from prison's cafeteria* ~ S6E3 (I love this scene)
- *casually talks about escaping prison while a guard is right behind him* ~ S6E3
- If you don't believe me, pull the trigger ~ S6E4 (my bro is goin full badass mode)
- If you want something bad enough, you find a way to make it happen ~ S6E6 (not his own words but who gives a shit? not me!)
- *happily speaks in pirate* ~ S6E7 (am I the only one who actually enjoys this? Like, I thought some1 from the dubbing crew messed up but after watching this scene in English I still like his pirate impression...)
- What be a pirate's favorite letter? ~ S6E7 (Rrr!; I'm genuinely upset they didn't let him finish the joke >:[)
- Don't ask me. I'm not supposed to talk ~ S6E7 (oh, the irony!)
- Um, I'm getting the strangest feeling of déjà vu. Have we been here before? ~ S6E10 (0_0)
Nya
- You're gonna need makeup when I rearrange your face! ~ S6E1
- I'm a girl, but I'm also a lot of other things. But what does that matter when everyone only sees me as one thing - the girl ninja ~ S6E1
- I can stick up for myself ~ S6E1
- I'm a ninja, [and] I'm nobody's girl ~ S6E1
- You're real special, all right :/ ~ S6E3
- My role on the team shouldn't be defined by who I'm seeing, but who I'm fighting ~ S6E4
- Not fire, four arms. Don't ever forget, I'm a tall glass of water ~ S6E5
- Great, another knight in rusted armor :/ ~ S6E8
- What voice do I have in all this? ~ S6E8
- All I wanted is to be able to choose my own destiny ~ S6E8
- Just having the power to choose for myself is enough ~ S6E8
- Then he could marry me thousands of times and he'd never get his wishes! ~ S6E8 (yet again taken from my native language)
Pixal
- Nobody touches my nindroid B) ~ S6E3
Echo
- You stepped on my friend. Now I will step on you ~ S6E8
Misako
- The harder it is, the more you will excel ~ S6E1
- You'll never be happy if you let the world define you. You've got to define yourself ~ S6E1
- Looks like you've gone from fame to framed ~ S6E1 (can be applied to waaaaaaay too many ppl nowadays...)
Ed
- This is the second time he's landed on our doorstep and if you think I'm not going to help him, well, you don't know the man you married ~ S6E9 (the sweetest shite yet)
- The world is falling apart and he's eating soup! ~ S6E9
- Good luck infiltrating the wedding, son! ~ S6E9
Dareth
- I don't tell you how to do your business, don't tell me how to do mine ~ S6E1
- Movie magic ~ S6E7
- We're all under deadlines, you know ~ S6E7
- This is by far the best bad idea we have ~ S6E7 (me deciding to watching Ninjago in Spanish coz I wanna learn it after I'm done with finals)
- There's no greater mission than that of love ~ S6E9
- You'd do the same for us. Only with less pizzazz ~ S6E10
Ronin
- Oops. There go your arms :v ~ S6E2
- They installed those to keep the bad guys out. Or was it the good guys in? I don't remember for the life of me ~ S6E2
- Are you the Master of Kablooey? ~ S6E2
Nadakhan
- I am free? Where am I? What year is it? ~ S6E1 (everyone after quarantine 2020-2022 xd)
- Wish it all to go away ~ S6E1
- Your wish is yours to keep x11 ~ S6E1, E2, E4, E7 & E10
- Be careful what you wish for >;) ~ S6E1
- It's smaller in person, I know ~ S6E2
- Better to live in a world where you are hated than in a world where you are forgotten ~ S6E3 (so he basically framed the ninjas for fun)
- Little canary ~ S6E6 (I like this nickname, even tho it's supposed to be degrading in here)
- Fair? We're pirates! >XD ~ S6E6
- And take care of these pesky ghosts while you're at it. They are so last season ~ S6E7 (I am pretty sure he says last season in my language)
- That is all I wanted to hear. All I ever... My ship! D:< ~ S6E10
- Looks like someone has a death wish ~ S6E10
- Only one wish, Jay. What a dilemma. Wish me mortal, and she dies. Wish her well... and there is no stopping me ~ S6E10
Dogshank
- I ain't no lady ~ S6E3
- I'm a lady! ~ S6E4 (...)
- We fight like girls, not like cheaters ~ S6E5
- You pulled my hair!? What kind of warrior pulls hair!? ~ S6E8
Flintlocke
- What do you mean the rudder can only turn left or right!? What kind of airship can't go up or down!?!? ~ S6E4
- Just because there's a new low man on the totem pole, don't mean Clancee has to give up swabbing the deck ~ S6E6 (just standing up for the bros :>)
- I never miss ~ S6E7
- We've won. But when will it be enough? ~ S6E8
- Shoot? I can't even hit the broadside of a bar, remember? ~ S6E10
- My shot is yours to keep ~ S6E10
Clancee
- Hey, that better be mud! ~ S6E4
Pirates
- I'd trade all the gold that we have reaped. I'd trade all the gold that we have reaped. I'd trade all the gold that we have reaped. For one more cold night on Misfortune's Keep! ~ S6E3
Soto
- Let me try to articulate me words so that you can visualize it ~ S6E3 (aaaaaand then we get a visual flashback)
- Good news is she be on top. Bad news be everybody else and their mothers be guarding below ~ S6E9
Randos
- Reading is the first step to every adventure ~ S6E1 (ninja; I'd change 'every' to 'half/part' and it'd be accurate)
- I wish I broke both my legs... ~ S6E1 (some kiddo)
- For Pete's sake, put me down. I'm a grownup! ~ S6E1 (police officer)
- You have a lot of time on your hands when you break both your legs ~ S6E1 (Nelson)
- I am ashamed I ever wore their underwear ~ S6E1 (Rufus)
- They are armed and dangerous. And they have legs ~ S6E1 (Commish)
- The password is 'password' ~ S6E4 (police; 'fuckingpassword')
- I don't know why this is news anymore, but Ninjago City's once again under attack ~ S6E4 (some man)
- Who knew the commish was so nimble? ~ S6E4 (police)
- This is nice and straightforward, but very unhelpful. What's more interesting is the message behind the message ~ S6E7 (teachers when literature)
- *burps* That was a big map... ~ S6E8 (commish)
- To heck with Tommy ~ S6E8 (commish; as a TommyInnit fan this is way too funny xd)
Chapter 8: Day of the Departed
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Hey, watch it. You guys are walking right through me!
- There's magic in the air. You know, eclipse and all?
- Yang is, like, the definition of evil
- You're not welcome
- No pressure, but you have three seconds to decide
- Okay, sports fans, the score is: Cole - 3, evil possessed students - 0
- You [guys] are more tiresome than Jay!
Lloyd
- Sorry, I don't really feel like going on a vacation
Misako
- Pythor is as much cat as he is snake. He has nine lives (If that's the case he lost about 3 of them. That's not good news for us...)
Dareth
- Ah, kids. Always letting you down. That's why I don't have 'em. Not cause Gayle keeps turning down my marriage proposals, even though I'd make an excellent provider-
Ronin
- I definitely didn't think your folks would be at the concert so I could, um...borrow...some free scrap...
Saunders
- Boogily-boogily!
- Exciting! *v*
Yang
- Hurry up. I haven't got 3000 years
Pythor
- More like, Hall of Empty-ny
- Chen... >:[
- Next time I'll take my own advice and bring some sidekicks...
Ninja
- We forgot Cole! D:>
1/3 «Cryptor woke up savage»
*The villain manquines are brought to life*
Samukai: Who are you!?
Morro: I could ask you the same thing.
Samukai: I am Samukai, Skulkin general, fearsome master of ax!
Kozu: Ha!! Fearsome??? You call that fearsome? This is fearsome! *breaks shit* I am Kozu, destroyer of all foolish enough to challenge me.
Cryptor: Yeah, so how did you do against a guy who destroyed you?
Kozu: >:/
2/3 «Cryptor gets a taste of his own medicine»
Yang: You must each choose a ninja.
Samukai: I call Zane!
Cryptor: No! He's my clone.
Pythor: Technically, you're his clone.
Cryptor: >:(
3/3 «It's just business»
Samukai: For what it's worth, this isn't personal, Jay.
Jay: It kind of feels like it is, Samukai...
Chapter 9: The Hands of Time
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- I kinda liked them...👉👈 ~ S7E3
- They're either kidnapping more people or organizing a parade ~ S7E3
- Do not say alien abductions again, or dimensional rifts, or elven magic portals! ~ S7E4 ('I didn't die... Now that's weird-')
- I just want to fight somebody. But okay, we could do that too ~ S7E4 (Istg, he's always like this xD)
- Okay, Temporary Master Lloyd in Training, we mere ninja await your words of wisdom. Which I assume involve kicking some butt till we get a few answers >:3 ~ S7E4 ('Whose butt? Where?')
- You don't look so big... Aaaand now you do ~ S7E4
- Try harder! >:[ ~ S7E5
- We know you still sleep with him ~ S7E6
- Faster, Jay ~ S7E6
- Sounds to me like someone's earned his black belt in being a wet blanket ~ S7E6 (in my native it's worse xd, but this reminds me of my childhood fav movie)
- It's so big! ~ S7E8
- 'Strategic retreat' is just a fancy way of saying 'giving up' ~ S7E9
Zane
- Weather is greater than pudding ~ S7E4
- Hot dog rainy day in seven ~ S7E4
- Gargle my pudding! D:< ~ S7E4
- Avocados are not vegetables! ~ S7E4 (correct!)
- Spleen sauce ~ S7E4
- The treadmill was invented in 1818 ~ S7E4 (correct, again!)
- Switching to playful mode :] ~ S7E6
- I believe Cole's intent is to describe you as a blanket which has become wet, not for the purpose of putting out a fire, but rather to extinguish our enjoyment ~ S7E6
- Pixal, scan... Pixal? C'mon, Zane. She's still offline. Deal with it. Do your own scanning ~ S7E8 (sounds like he's dealing with a break up, or sth like that)
Jay
- We're ninja, not janitors ~ S7E1
- It's family picture day at the museum :D ~ S7E1
- Ninja-ing certainly beats unpacking. Actually, anything beats unpacking ~ S7E2
- Ew! Grosser! ~ S7E2
- Lefty, Right, nice to meet you. Also, do better! ~ S7E3
- You know, my theory- ~ S7E4 (a Game Theory!)
- Well, you know my other theories- ~ S7E4 (Food, Film & Style Theory!-)
- We kicked their butts, if in fact they have butts. It's still an open question ~ S7E4
- SorryIleftyoubeforecan'tstop!PleasehelpmydadandgettheBlade!Seeyoubackatthetemple! ~ S7E5
- Let's run straight at each other and see if this will slow us down before we collide :D ~ S7E6
- You're so slow, Cole ~ S7E6
- Never bring fists to a nunchuck-sword-scythe-katana-shuriken fight! ~ S7E6
- Bill me. That guy went after my parents! If he was here, I'd be breaking more than his pottery ~ S7E7
- Hopefully not to a bathroom that Krux really didn't like to share ~ S7E7
- Anyone here know how to design, construct and independently power a 200-foot industrial-grade cargo elevator in three minutes? ~ S7E8
- Move your butt, Zane! ~ S7E9
- There's no way you could possibly save him all by yourself. So I'm coming with you. What? We're ninja. Saving people is, you know, what we do ~ S7E9
- A decision I'm starting to regret... ~ S7E9
- Wait, do you mean us Vermillion, or- ~ S7E9
- I'm way past stealthy ~ S7E9
- Come on. That's not how life works... Not saying another word :| ~ S7E9
- No!... Yeah, I talked ~ S7E9
- I get it. 'I can't' is business speak for 'It'll cost you big'. Okay, businessman, I hear you... I've got a tenner ~ S7E10
- Uh, would a tenner change your mind? ~ S7E10
Kai
- Whoa! Sorry! *covers eyes* Didn't mean to interrupt! I didn't see anything! ~ S7E2
- The guy is practically an exhibit himself ~ S7E3
- Why am I so good? It's a curse, really ~ S7E4
- For the record, this is the least amusing amusement park I've ever been to ~ S7E5
- You think? 'Cause boosting scrap metal doesn't seem like, you know, normal snake behavior ~ S7E5
- Remember how I said I like the way Lloyd is taking charge? I take it back :/ ~ S7E5
- Sorry, fully operational is good news? (Since when???) ~ S7E8
- Sometimes I don't know what we'd do without me ~ S7E9
- Okay, our mom? Totally awesome ~ S7E9
- Young you, too, Wu. Oh, that's a mouthful ~ S7E10
Lloyd
- You think lightning is better than water and ice for stopping flames? ~ S7E1
- That was totally rigged! We didn't even see the roll! >:( ~ S7E2 (my bro is a gambler-)
- I'm mad at them. I gave them an order and they disobeyed me >:/ ~ S7E4
- We go in there and kick some snake butt. Or whatever passes for a snake's butt ~ S7E4 (he has only two moods in this season-)
- Snake-army-samurai-fighter-whatever-they-are ~ S7E6
- General What's-His-Face ~ S7E6
- Underestimating my fighting skills is a mistake ~ S7E6
- It's a lot of buttons... ~ S7E7
- I have no idea what any of these [buttons] do! ~ S7E7
Nya
- Uhhh, we're still working out some kinks... ~ S7E4
- Samurai Whoever-You-Are! >:[ ~ S7E6
- I thought that only worked in cartoons ~ S7E7 (0_0)
- Sometimes I don't know what you'd do without me ~ S7E9
Skylor
- I guess quality noodles is all I'm good for... ~ S7E7
Wu
- The way one often defeats an enemy - by taking away their weapon ~ S7E2
- Then why did you wake me? >:( ~ S7E3
- Fight with your back to the sun ~ S7E4
- Eight cups of water a day is a myth! ~ S7E4
- And by the way, I do not make a lot of mistakes ~ S7E4
- Unfortunately, no. I can hear every one of your attempts at humor ~ S7E7
- Failure if often temporary. It can be corrected. And with effort, it can even be reversed ~ S7E10
- [I'm] putting off until tomorrow what cannot be done today! ~ S7E10
Edna
- Wait! I don't like to go anywhere without my purse! ~ S7E5
- You see, this is why I wanted my purse. I keep a bottle of water in it. Hydration is important! ~ S7E5
Ed
- I reserve the right to refuse service to you! ~ S7E5
- Keep your emotions under control and focus on the problem at hand ~ S7E5
- It's a surprisingly harsh business, son ~ S7E5
- Well, that's before I saw everyone slow to a snail's pace ~ S7E5
Cyrus
- Uh, really not the reaction we were going for ~ S7E2
Dareth
- Samurai D! :D ~ S7E1
- You animal! I didn't mean literally! ~ S7E2
- They were irreplaceable!... Which is why I'm here to buy replacements :) ~ S7E4
Ronin
- When did I get on top of Dareth??? ~ S7E1
- I have an alibi!... Wait. Why would anyone steal your fake trophies? ~ S7E4
- Fellas, we have a very strict store policy against shoplifting >:[ ~ S7E4
- Sorry to interrupt what looks to be the most boring party game ever ~ S7E4
Acronix (aka my fav villain :3)
- GET ACRONIXED!
- Arrogant? No, confident! ~ S7E1
- No, no, no, I'm not there now. That's where I was then ~ S7E1
- You know what they say. If the Time Punch doesn't get you, the fall will! Actually, no one says that. But they should ~ S7E1
- A moment ago, I had no quarrel with you. Unfortunately for you, I do now ~ S7E1
- You only missed me by a few seconds >;] ~ S7E1
(And now, a quick collection of 'water go, pasta stop'-esqueness/weird game stats)
- Hot beverages at the touch of a button ~ S7E2 (or 'touch button - hot beverage machine!')
- Beadless abacus ~ S7E2
- Instant communication ~ S7E2
- A piece of glass that preforms music ~ S7E2
- [A piece of glass that] creates a permanent visual record of any event ~ S7E2
(Now, back to the quotes-)
- It's like you ordered him to destroy the BorgStore first then grab Borg!... You did, didn't you!? ~ S7E2
- Mr. I-Hate-All-Technology-Even-Though-It's-Cool! ~ S7E3
- I do not! I mean, she's cute, sure. On the surface, but deep down, she's a pile of snakes ~ S7E5
- Says the boy who fell off his dragon ~ S7E6
- Sharing this with all my Instabook followers. 'Achieved...total...victory' ~ S7E7
- The majesty of time travel *snaps pic* Hmm, not really capturing the majesty. Maybe a different filter...? ~ S7E10
- We did not travel across decades to suffer temporary setbacks! ~ S7E10
Krux
- Distracted like infants by bright lights and sound ~ S7E2
- The man in the brown jumpsuit is crying. And our Vermillion Warrior has picked him up, is holding him over his head and- Oh! Brown Jumpsuit's gonna feel that in the morning ~ S7E2
- Hm. Aggression >:] ~ S7E3
- Impressive craftsmanship. All the more so when one takes into account your inferior modern training... Argh! It doesn't work! I withdraw my compliment! >:( ~ S7E8
- I've waited decades. I suppose I can wait a little longer ~ S7E8 (the duality of men xD)
Vermillion Generals
- You will tell them the plan or I will eat the two of you for breakfast, bones and all! ~ S7E3 (Machia; 'Wife, my weird kinks are showing-')
- The moon was in our eyes...? ~ S7E5 (Blunck)
- Are you sure you want to cut those wires? They look rather important for the apparatus to operate, the way lungs are important for a human to properly operate ~ S7E6 (Machia; for the record, she never was one of my squishes, nor is she now)
- Okay, Plan B, hear me out. Operation Fudge Bomb. We just need one thousand gallons of chocolate ice cream or- ~ S7E6 (Blunck)
- The Big Boy ~ S7E6 (Machia)
- A good general changes her strategy to reflect the conditions on the ground. A great one uses ever weapon at hand ~ S7E6 (Machia)
- What? How could you possibly know- Right. Stupid hive mind... ~ S7E8 (Raggmunk)
Randos
- Control time, control everything! ~ S7 (Time Twins)
Chapter 10: Sons of Garmadon
Summary:
I, um... did a lot of commenting on this one
Sooooo, rant warning?
Btw, this is my fav season at the moment
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- My body is a temple ~ S8E1
- (Love advice?) Break things! ~ S8E2
- So, Harumi, looks like we're gonna be...roomies for a while ~ S8E3
- I didn't even spill a drop! ~ S8E3
- Zane, knock me out!! ~ S8E3
- Shine little glow worm, glimmer glimmer. Hey there don't get dimmer dimmer. Glow little glow worm. Glow and glimmer. Swim through the sea of night, little swimmer ~ S8E3
- I don't talk to myself that much. I mean, sometimes, but not that much. I mean, it's only when I just kind of- ...oh... ~ S8E4 (me xd)
- I ain't in the mood sunshine... Zane! :D ~ S8E4
- Think, Cole... You're not thinking, you're running your mouth. Look who's talking. ...Now I am having a conversation with myself. How annoying is that? ~ S8E4
- For the record, I'm no longer talking to myself ~ S8E4
- You wouldn't hurt a child! ~ S8E4
- Do we [even] have diapers? ~ S8E5
- What do you think that baby's name is? You think he looks like Cole Jr.? :3 ~ S8E6 (he wants to be a dad so bad istg-)
- Well, at least Cole Jr.'s fine do we can give the diapers to Jay ~ S8E6
- Cole Jr. is walking now!? ~ S8E6
- I don't know much about babies, but are babies supposed to walk? ~ S8E6
- And Kai knows bad ideas. He's full of them ~ S8E9 (everyone hates everyone in this show is-)
- Listen to the Lord of the Jig ~ S8E9
- Hey, what's with Lloyd on the TV? ~ S8E9 (oh no, they know!)
Zane
- Who likes ice cream? I do! ~ S8E1
- ...Can we leave now? ~ S8E1
- It is nice to have a pooper at the party :> ~ S8E1
- You need to convince her why you are the most logical mate ~ S8E2 (ok, first of all - why'd you gotta up it like that...?; second - do you know anything 'bout spiders???)
- *temperature dropping as he enters the room* ~ S8E3
- You're giving away our secrets! D: ~ S8E3
- In my estimation, Rocky Dangerbuff is pretty bad ~ S8E3
- I've already run countless simulations, and of the 1,572 ways this could go, there's only one. But it's complicated and dangerous... You have to sing ~ S8E3
- I rammed it right down those ninja's throats ~ S8E4
- Did they hurt your eyes? ~ S8E4
- What in the name of Ninjago is happening around here? ~ S8E5 (a lot of us in a lot of situations)
- You don't have to lie to me. You didn't like being stuck in my head ~ S8E5
- I detect frustration from you, yet that emotion is not needed for this task. Is something wrong? ~ S8E6
- You have half my heart. You can ask my anything ~ S8E6 (we need a cute Zay moment; I'm being petty down there-)
Are you actually doubting my ability to closely approximate the true value of our surroundings? I'm a nindroid! >:[ ~ S8E10
Jay
- Cole, you're my friend, but right now you're my worst enemy ~ S8E1
- You have no idea how time travel works ~ S8E1 (said the Master of Time Travel, apparently)
- He's wise. He'd find a way ~ S8E1
- Whoa, I'm confused. How can there be three masks when you just said it's the only mask? ~ S8E1
- Two? Now there's two??? ~ S8E1
- No one ever gets invited into the palace. Are you sure they meant us? ~ S8E1
- Really? Four arms? Pfft. Like that's new ~ S8E2
- Cree-pee... ~ S8E3
- Yes, I am recording and I am making copies. Lots of copies ~ S8E3
- Zane is letting this happen! >:[ ~ S8E3
- What else do babies drink? ~ S8E5
- That's silly *THUNDER* Not so silly anymore! ~ S8E5
- *stabs Kai with fork* ~ S8E5
- Okay, now I've seen it all. Now I really quit ~ S8E6
- He's a living fortune cookie. Everything he does is a puzzle meant to torture us! ~ S8E6
- It blew up in my face! ~ S8E6 ('Uh, in our faces'; Kai, what are you doing in Jay's section? >:/)
- You don't argue with a man whose navel is that close ~ S8E7
- You're a nindroid! You give answers, not questions! ~ S8E8
- Who doesn't have four arms these days? ~ S8E9
- If that's Lord Garmadon, I'm Lord of the Jig ~ S8E9 ('You better start jiggin'; you too, Cole!?)
- Of all the big things we've [redacted], this is the biggest! ~ S8E10
Kai
- Whoever said 'Fight fire with fire' didn't know what they're talking about ~ S8E1
- The Royal Family??? ~ S8E1 (every Ninjago fan)
- *casually throws books to the ground* ~ S8E1
- We know nothing about them. Period ~ S8E3
- You're lucky they're not yellow ~ S8E3
- If Johnny Law can't get him to talk, perhaps Johnny ninja can? ~ S8E3
- Please tell me you are recording this ~ S8E3
- I'm not waiting for the coach to put me in ~ S8E3
- Don't ask me. Ask him! *points at baby* ~ S8E5
- Classic bad guy stuff. It must be in their DNA ~ S8E5
- This can end one of two ways, either you hand the masks over peacefully or we'll have to get all ninja up on ya ~ S8E7
- I don't know, I was improvising. Usually Lloyd does the talking. But he isn't here... Where's Lloyd!? >:[ ~ S8E7
- Look, I'm sorry if I'm distracted by that giant walking thing! ~ S8E10
- Lloyd, jump! ~ S8E10 (questionable advice vol.3)
Lloyd
- Somewhere over... You know how to find me ~ S8E1
- *sneaks away to peek on the princess* ~ S8E1 (hi, guys, remember him in season 4?)
- In my defense, it was my first day ~ S8E2 (he said, after years of being a ninja...)
- I can be myself, but not everyone can be so lucky ~ S8E2
- Cole, you're not coming ~ S8E2
- Hey now, this thing still has a few surprises ~ S8E2
- Why would we have diapers? We're ninja! ~ S8E5
- Uhhhh. I better go see what the- Ummm... I have to go, uh, that way ~ S8E5
- I did not think that through... ~ S8E5
- What is this, a cartoon!? ~ S8E5 (...shh, no one tell 'im...)
- I didn't think this though either ~ S8E5 (do you think at all!?)
- Oh, umm. Good. Very close. I-I-I mean, snuggly. I mean- snug ~ S8E6 (he rolled a nat 1 on 'game' (but also a nat 20))
- (Roll for perception) I-It just- It tried to- You threw- How did the tree- (Aaaand you got... a 17!) Where did you learn to throw a sword like that? ~ S8E6 (It was a good run!)
- No. I mean, yes. I mean- ~ S8E6 (...too bad Rumes has the Dumb epithet)
- Hurt me all you want, but I'm never gonna let you get away with this ~ S8E7
- So this is your true face, without the mask. No wonder you covered it ~ S8E8 (the fkn burn)
- Save it for someone who cares ~ S8E8 (again!)
- *locks his friends in a room* ~ S8E9 (bruh)
- I'm not in the mood to talk ~ S8E9 (BRUH)
- You wouldn't hurt me. Your son ~ S8E9
- Before I go, just answer me this, you said the greatest villain was the one who hot away. Then what am I? ~ S8E10 ('you're a villain in someone else's story' - idk who xd)
Nya
- Thirsty? ~ S8E1
- It's just a palace. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all ~ S8E1
- Tea!? You can't feed baby tea! ~ S8E5
- *gets effing jumpscared by a robo-spider* ~ S8E5
Pixal
- I don't think Zane would approve ~ S8E1
- Did you just tell yourself to 'hold on'? 0_0 ~ S8E8
Harumi
- *screams for absolutely no reason* ~ S8
- Yes, I can be quite a slob. Thank you for noticing ~ S8E2
- We have to live up to a role that was bestowed upon us. We never chose these mantles we hold ~ S8E2
- Uh, forgive me, but is that underwear...? ~ S8E3
- The spider's in the house. Sleep sleep. The spider bit the mouse. Sleep sleep. Don't wake up or else you'll find a spider in your mouth ~ S8E5 (ever heard of arachnophobia? no? well-)
- The greatest villain is the one you never even knew was there in the first place, the one that gets away ~ S8E6 (my actual first-watch reaction to this line '...why does it sound like you're talking about ys...?')
- Oh, yes. I'm the criminal mastermind ~ S8E7 (...we'll talk 'bout it later-)
- Do you realize how silly you're sounding? ~ S8E7 (added only because Lloyd's been a dumbass this whole season)
- Not everything goes to plan ~ S8E7
- -almighty Lord Garmadon- ~ S8E7
- I'll give you two [reasons]. You want to see your father again, and you love me (roll for persuasion ...nat 20, oh well) Ah, your emotions, you can't get rid of them. It's hard to think isn't it? ~ S8E7
- A calculated risk ~ S8E7 (me when Uno)
- The damsel in distress. You ninja really are from another time ~ S8E7
- Physical pain can only hurt so much ~ S8E7
- If anyone tries to stop me, I always have my insurance policy ~ S8E8 (not me wearing 'Sorry, call my lawyer' t-shirt last time I watched this ep-)
- No longer shall I be the Quiet One! No longer shall I be silent and no longer shall you, for our father has returned! ~ S8E9 (don't make the joke, Ness, don't make the joke-)
Wu
- Hello there :3 ~ S8E2
- Grief takes many shapes and forms ~ S8E2
- *throws wrench straight at one of SoG's balls* ~ S8E7
- Puppy! :D ~ S8E7
- Crabby :> ~ S8E8
Misako
- Your only mistake is that you're trusting and good, and see the best in people ~ S8E8
- Bruises go away. Bones break and heal. But getting your heart broken? Take time to mourn, but don't ;et it destroy you ~ S8E9 (and buy a bottle of whipped cream; I tell this to everyone)
- I was married to him once. I'm up for anything ~ S8E10
Mystake
- You cannot hurry tea. Only have patience to get it right ~ S8E10
- It actually worked! Eh, that's a first... ~ S8E10
- You may not have power, but that was never what made you powerful. It was knowing what to do, and when to do it ~ S8E10
- The end is not the end, but only a new beginning! ~ S8E10
Dareth
- Nobody talks to these two because he doesn't talk and she's off her rocker ~ S8E3
- Don't mind the underwear laying around ~ S8E9
- The toilet's on your right. If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's blue, uhhhh, I don't know what to do ~ S8E9 (welp, you heard him, FLUSH 'IM DOWN BOYZ!)
- For a safe house, I guess it could be a little more child friendly, or, uh, little-master friendly... ~ S8E9
Garmadon
- I have no son ~ S8E9 (apply ice to the burned area-)
SoG
- It's a good thing the Quiet One isn't a bad guy, but a bad girl ~ S8E7 (UV)
- Shut it, Hair Gel ~ S8E7 (UV)
- Beef cake ~ S8E7 (idek)
- I hear she's opening vortexes and stuff ~ S8E8 (dkdc)
Randos
- Way to break your vow! *loading...* Oh no, I spoke too!! D: ~ S8E1 (monk)
- I've been holding this in, but I just want to say...I hate doing your dishes! >:[ ~ S8E1 (other monk)
- See you next season! :D ~ S8E2 (postman)
- 'Tell it to the judge' 'I am the judge!' ~ S8E3 (policeman and, well, the judge)
- So what is it this time? A pirate genie? ~ S8E8 (commish)
- Why not? Anything can happen in this crazy town ~ S8E8 (commish)
- Person on the other end of this phone, get me the mayor! ...Yes, I'll hold ~ S8E8 (commish)
- Master of Trash ~ S8E9 (trashman xd)
- The Weekend Whip! :D ~ S8E9 (ninja, - Lloyd)
N'ess
- You should have think it through! ~ for like (half?) a year after watching this season
Chapter 11: Hunted pt. 1
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Little Master :3 ~ S9E1
- Disguises haven't worked out so good for me in the past... ~ S9E2
- We can't shoot straight ~ S9E4
- I'm too heavy ~ S9E4
- Looks bigger- ~ S9E4
- Look who's got longer legs? ...Even as I'm saying that out loud, that's super weird, right? ~ S9E5
- I'd run away if my feet weren't so tired ~ S9E5
- Home - a place where nobody forces you to wear a mask ~ S9E5
- It's hard to admit when you're wrong, but it's harder to do what's right ~ S9E6
- I know that was hard to do, but it's better to admit the truth than carry on a lie ~ S9E6
- Why did I ever give up cake? ~ S9E7
- Imagine all that is good, baked into warm and moist. Then add a sweet, sugary frosting - that's cake ~ S9E7
- No. You're the annoying one ~ S9E8
- Har har, Hair Gel ~ S9E8
- Yeah, I'm not doing that ~ S9E9
- Ever heard of stairs? ~ S9E9
- Who of us is stupid enough to jump on that thing? ~ S9E10 ('Cole, say no more >B)' - Kai)
Zane
- I believe Jay's mental state has made him useless to our plight ~ S9E2
- In Dead's End, no one's our friend ~ S9E2
- Time to get creative ~ S9E2
- Did I mispronounce the name? ~ S9E4 (just Zay being considerate <3)
- Jay might be onto something ~ S9E4
- It's Ninjago. It's really not that hard to pronounce ~ S9E7 (when you introduce some1 to Ninjago)
- Did I win? :> ~ S9E7
- This is not an elephant, Cole ~ S9E10
- Perhaps next time we should use thicker chains ~ S9E10
Jay
- Kai, baby ~ S9E1
- It's much easier coping with life's problems when you let go of hope ~ S9E1
- Nope. I've totally found it ~ S9E1
- Quit messing with my tunes, man! ~S9E1
- After losing everything, who am I to complain? ~ S9E2
- And here I thought we were at rock bottom. This is soooo much worse ~ S9E2
- If I'm going out, I'm going oout with bells on ~ S9E2
- Do you see there are kids in this audience? This level of violence is far too much for them to handle, let alone me! ~ S9E3
- No, no, no. I'm not crazy ~ S9E4
- Those were your words! ~ S9E4
- I designed it to your measurements. Have you gained weight? ~ S9E4
- Grown-up teenagers ~ S9E5
- Live. Now there's a word you'd like to hear more ~ S9E5
- We won! ...Uh, maybe we lost. *...* Definitely lost... ~ S9E6
- Hey! Whatever happened to breakfast being the most important meal? ~ S9E7
- Bad instincts, Wu. You have very bad instincts ~ S9E7
- We should teach him how to drive next ~ S9E7
- Oh, really? Really? It takes a nindroid to figure that out? ~ S9E8
- Aaaand it's a trap... 😒 ~ S9E8
- I thought I was the looks! ~ S9E8
- What are you? The Party Pooper? ~ S9E8
- When all hope is lost, sometimes a good laugh is all you need to stay positive. Helps cope with what's bad while opening your eyes to what's good ~ S9E8
- That's not fair! You bullied them! D:< ~ S9E8
- Oh my gosh! He just grew a mustache. And a goatee! ~ S9E8
- Why does Zane always have to be right? ~ S9E9
- They are going to eat us! D:> ~ S9E9
- Giant snakes, Overlords, and now this? Why do people insist on living in this city? ~ S9E10
- I know. The commute is terrible ~ S9E10 (to add to the list xD)
- And Zane's the smart one... —,— ~ S9E10
Kai
- Foil. I found foil! WE HAVE FOIL!!! ~ S9E1
- You not freaking out is freaking me out! ~ S9E1
- Who's Mark? ~ S9E1
- What's 'the Pit'? ~ S9E2 (le gasp!)
- Watch the hair! >:/ ~ S9E2
- If you want me to hold it with my bare hands, just ask ~ S9E2
- I'm not really a math guy ~ S9E3
- Looks like we lost Jay again... ~ S9E4
- Sure. 'Cause when has our Master ever led us astray? *turns around* Why are you leading us astray!? ~ S9E5
- Into the unknown ~ S9E5 (he's channeling his inner Elsa; ...wait, what-?)
- We did that! Which isn't much... ~ S9E6
- It's harder than it looks... ~ S9E7
- You know what you need? Confidence. You know, the feeling you can do anything if you put your mind to it ~ S9E7
- I know you can do it, but what matters most is what you think ~ S9E7
- But Zane, I'm the good looks of the team. You're the brains ~ S9E8
- Mr. Party Pooper to you ~ S9E8
- We've learned not to question him ~ S9E8 (just accept things as reality and move one)
- If you're going to eat us, eat him first *points at Cole* he's filled with cake! ~ S9E9
- Even if we had more, it's not thick enough ~ S9E10
Lloyd
- I don't need a clear mind ~ S9E2 (ya sure?)
- Go easy on me, I'm powerless ~ S9E3
- I can't fight everyone's fights ~ S9E3
- Sorry, UV, but your show has just been canceled ~ S9E3
- We may be small, but we are powerful ~ S9E3
- I may not have Elemental Power, but I call upon the power of the people When we get knocked down, we rise up. Stronger than before. This is our city. He think he can bully us with stone giants. Well this isn't the first time our city has faced ruin. Buildings fall, but we rise!. And to you, Father, I say this: fighting me may make you feel powerful, but you're about to see what real power is ~ S9E3
- The Resistance never quits! ~ S9E3
- You'll miss me again ~ S9E5
- ('...In two') Into what? ~ S9E6 ('into a butthole?')
- Those who cannot change, cannot change anything ~ S9E6
- You took my friends from me, so I took yours >:] ~ S9E6
- Harumi, I would like to introduce you to... Harumi ~ S9E7
- I thought the fight is what fueled you. Is this how you fight? ~ S9E10
- I cannot fight you, but I can resist you ~ S9E10 (me in Terraria when my dad dies xd)
Nya
- What else is there for us to do? Give up? I don't give up ~ S9E1
- Left. Nice and easy now... A little more... Okay, okay, okay, too far! ~ S9E2
- Welcome to my foot! ~ S9E5
- That suit never made you what you are. It's what's inside of you ~ S9E5
- Uh, is that rat talking to us? ~ S9E5
- Who's the beggar now? ~ S9E6
- How about you be quiet, Quiet One? ~ S9E7
- It's time for you to face the corner ~ S9E7
- It's time to knock the emperor off. his. throne ~ S9E8
- Jump, Dareth! ~ S9E9 (questionable advice vol.4)
Skylor
- Let's just say hope is a powerful thing ~ S9E4
- Even those who have nothing find the will to carry on ~ S9E5
- *straight up yeets UV across the city* ~ S9E8
Harumi
- What do I know? ~ S9E3 (not much-)
- *has a fkn meltdown* ~ S9E3
- Oh, how the turns have tabled ~ S9E7
- You silly Master of Dunce! >:( ~ S9E7
Wu
- I'm hungry :< ~ S9E1
- Still hungry ~ S9E1
- They were my words first. You just borrowed them ~ S9E2 (get Master Wu'ed!)
- I borrowed it earlier. Like how you borrowed my wisdom ~ S9E2
- The Master knows when to keep his mouth shut ~ S9E2
- Yup. Sounds crazy ~ S9E4
- Easier to grow a little then lose a lot ~ S9E4
- How can you all make jokes at the time like this? ~ S9E8
- I understand, Jay. You are the annoying one ~ S9E8
- There's more to life than surviving ~ S9E9 (more on that next season)
- You know, I've learned a lot of things since I came to this realm. My ninja taught me responsibility, confidence, a sense of humor, and to listen to the voice within. But I also learned something from you. You taught me the power of lies ~ S9E9
- She sensed goodness in him. What does she sense in you? ~ S9E9
- When I was an old man, I was wise to avoid fight. But today, I'm not an old man ~ S9E10
- Only a fool thinks he knows everything. I admit I know nothing! ~ S9E10
Faith
- There are some divides that cannot be bridged ~ S9E5
- Ninja-ho! ~ S9E5
- Do not let fear guide you. Your first instinct is usually correct ~ S9E6 (me when test/exam)
- Ninyeego ~ S9E7
- Let me see you chain that rock. Don't worry, it will not move ~ S9E7 (son, come pick me up, I'm scared-)
- Not like you. Better! ~ S9E7
- I hope the Son of The Spinjitzu Master figures something out, because this is ridiculous... ~ S9E9
- I would rather stay and fight for change in my home than run ~ S9E9
Misako
- I am not your mother ~ S9E5
Mystake
- Just an old woman who has made a great many mistakes. That's how I got my name - Mystake ~ S9E2
- Wisdom comes from many places, but comes in spades with mistakes. We make them, and if fortunate, we learn from them ~ S9E2
- That is all wisdom is - being wise enough not to make the same mistakes twice ~ S9E2
- True power is never lost, only given away when you think you have none ~ S9E2
- Power takes many forms beyond what is physical. The power of persuasion. The power of numbers. The power to lead... ~ S9E3
- The more you inspire, the more others will inspire you ~ S9E3
- What do you want? 😒 ~ S9E4
- Dareth... ~ S9E4
- No ~ S9E4 (just no)
- Perhaps now is the time to tell you all who I really am... Or maybe after I eat ~ S9E5
- I should talk more often ~ S9E7
- You're the impostor! ~ S9E8
- Surrender? Never heard of it! ~ S9E8
Dareth
- I will have you know my intense training requires a high calorie intake ~ S9E1
- If it mean anything, I'll protect the little green guy with my life if it comes to that ~ S9E1 (we appreciate Dareth on this channel)
- And we're not talking brooms and dustpans, but a full-on battalion ~ S9E1
- If I were a lemon, I'd be lemonade ~ S9E1
- I may be slow and out of shape, but I keep my word ~ S9E1
- With the power of brown, you're about to go down ~ S9E3
- Loyalty is pretty powerful. Let's not forget the little people ~ S9E4
- Can't a guy just say 'hey' without wanting something? ~ S9E4
- It's so, uh, big... ~ S9E4
- Sorry boys ~ S9E5 (ykyk)
- Welcome to Brown Town ~ S9E5
- There isn't a bathroom in here, is there? ~ S9E5
- I know no one takes me seriously, but about that bathroom... ~ S9E5
- Uh... I don't need that bathroom anymore... ~ S9E5
- She made me pee my entire body weight ~ S9E5
- They're here. And they brought Harumi ~ S9E6 (what is she? a bio-weapon???)
- Don't tell me right now 'cause I think she can hear us... *side eye* ~ S9E7
- For the first time, I feel like this could work ~ S9E7
- You're not supposed to have your gag off ~ S9E7
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Doctor of Dark Arts. Should any of us really be making a diagnosis? ~ S9E8
- In honor of her, I recommend we drop old-school and kick butt! ~ S9E10
- It's time to wipe out crime! ~ S9E10
Emperor Garmadon
- A fine machine. But fine isn't good enough ~ S9E2
- Do I look like a fool? ~ S9E3
- I will offer you a swift consequence ~ S9E4
- If you thought your honor would win a special place in my heart, you are mistaken. I have no heart ~ S9E4 (how do you live then-?)
- That was your last mistake, Mystake ~ S9E8
- You want this city, Lloyd? Then you can have it, in ruins! ~ S9E8
SoG
- Hello mama ~ S9E5 (UV)
- I'm missing all the action. Will you just come and get me? *** I don't know! It must've thrown me eight, maybe nine blocks *** Yeah, it hurt!! ~ S9E9 (UV)
Dragon Hunters
- Ninjengo? ~ S9E3 (Iron Baron)
- Power attracts power ~ S9E3 (Iron Baron)
The Resistance
- It is not polite to scare weak man ~ S9E1 (Karlof)
- Nuh-uh. Not dump. Depot ~ S9E2 (Karlof)
- Groovy lady ~ S9E2 (Griffin)
- Did you see the size of that thing!? ~ S9E2 (Tox)
- I get excited by metal ~ S9E2 (Karlof)
- I'm thinking what they are thinking. Does anyone wanna karaoke? ~ S9E3 (Neuro)
Chapter 12: Hunted pt. 2
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
The greatest team of all:
Kai - The Looks (aka. Hair Gel)
Zane - The Brains
Jay - The Annoying One (also self-proclaimed Looks)
Cole - The Muscle (aka. [Mr.] Party Pooper)
Wu - The Trickster (aka. Fortune Cookie)
Faith - 'Why do I hang out with these guys...?'
Ep 1, 1/2 «Radio silence»
Zane: *sets up radio* Okay. Let's see if it works.
Kai: Here goes nothing.
Ninja: ...
Zane: And that sounds like nothing.
Ep 1, 2/2 «Feed me Seymour!» (K! = Kid)
K!Wu: I'm hungry. :(
Cole: Sorry, Master, but I thought we told you. We're rationing our food.
Zane: Hmm. Perhaps there is some useful guidance you could impart on us in this difficult time?
K!Wu: ...
Cole: Master Wu...?
K!Wu: Still hungry.
Kai: We all are! >:[
Ep 2, 1/3 «Blame it on Jay»
Iron Baron: Are there more of your kind?
Zane: No. We're alone.
Jet Jack: Then tell us, who do these diapers belong to?
Kai: Oh, those are Jay's. Tell 'em, Jay.
Jay: *not even bothered* I have a weak bladder.
Ep 2, 2/3 «Get Wu'ed!» (K! = Kid)
K!Wu: We have to go in there and break them out!
Cole: Are you crazy? This place is crawling with Hunters and getting caught isn't on my to-do-list. We're gonna have to wait it out.
K!Wu: Don't put off till tomorrow what can be done today.
Cole: Did you— Did you just use my words against me?
K!Wu: They were my words first. You just borrowed them.
Cole: I'm not putting anything off! I'm trying to come up with a plan. What do you expect me to do? Take them on all by myself?
K!Wu: *rolls his eyes and pulls out a telescope*
Cole: O_O
Cole: Since when did you have that???
K!Wu: I borrowed it earlier. Like how you borrowed my wisdom. >B)
Ep 2, 3/3 «The infamous Dangerbuff clan» (K! = Kid)
*Cole and K!Wu bump into Scar (not that Scar—)*
Scar: I don't recognize you.
Cole: And I don't recognize you!
Scar: Haha! Everyone knows I am Scar the Skullbreaker! Now, who are you?
Cole: Uh, we're new to camp. The name's Rocky Dangerbuff. And this is my son, Dangerbuff Jr.
Scar: Ah, from the Dangerbuff clan! I know Stalwart Dangerbuff. I bet he'd like to see you. Let me fetch him. *he turns around and the two run away; he turns back and laughs* Classic Dangerbuff.
Ep 3, 1/3 «Kai failed Math»
Kai: I count ten.
Zane: There are fifteen.
Kai: Yeah, well, you were always better with math.
*Meanwhile, in another universe*
Kai: I got ten.
Zane: The answer's fifteen.
Kai: ...
Kai: Literally how??? *looks at Zane's notebook*
Ep 3, 2/3 «Crowd's favorite»
Kai: Is the crowd cheering for us or rooting against us?
Jay: Does it matter?
Kai. Yes. Yes, it does!
*Heavy Metal joins the fight*
Jay: Uh... I think the crowd likes him...
Ep 3, 3/3 «Get Mystaked!»
Mystake: Karlof? Do you think I can get your help with Lloyd's training?
Karlof: *waaay too happy about it* It would be my pleasure.
Lloyd: Go easy on me. I'm powerless.
Mystake: Actually, it won't be you who will be facing Karlof, but Dareth.
Dareth: Me???
Lloyd: But he isn't an Elemental Master.
Mystake: Neither are you.
Lloyd: -_-
Ep 4, 1/2 «When parents ask about your future plans» (K! = Kid)
Kai: Tell me you have a plan.
Cole: Well, it's in the early stages.
K!Wu: He doesn't have a plan.
Cole: >:[
Ep 4, 2/2 «Get Wu'ed! vol.2» (K! = Kid)
K!Wu: It won't fly.
Jay: It has to!
Cole: I'm too heavy. Maybe your calculations were off.
Jay: I designed it to your measurements! Have you gained weight?
Cole: *gasps in offense* I have given up cake and my body is a temple!
Jay: -_-
K!Wu: I can fly it.
Cole: *crosses his arms* Your legs won't even reach the pedals.
K!Wu: Easier to grow a little than lose a lot.
Cole: ...
Cole: You're fricking grounded.
K!Wu: You can't ground me!
Cole: Then why are you grounded?
K!Wu: >:[
Ep 5 «It's the sun» (T! = Teen)
Zane: If we can find the Dragon Armor, we can get home.
Faith: Home?
Kai: A place where I can go
Cole: To take this off my shoulders
Jay: Someone take me home
T!Wu: ...
Ep 6 «~Our~»
Kai: I'm parched... *notices Jay drinking from the canteen* And you drank my water!
Jay: Your water? That's my bag!
Kai: You said we were sharing it! It's already half gone!!
Jay: I'm the only one? Zane had a little!
Kai: Zane doesn't need to drink!! Admit it! You're a water hog!
Jay: Ehh, where's Nya when—
Faith: *annoyed, pulls out her blade and approaches them*
Jay & Kai: *panik!*
Faith: *cuts a cactus* Now we all have water. *walks away*
Jay & Kai: ...
Kai: Thanks! *grabs the cactus*
Jay: We're sharing that, y'know?
Kai: *glares at Jay*
Faith: *shakes her head in disappointment* How you have survived this long is beyond me...
Ep 7 «We appreciate Dareth on this channel» (yes, I'm repeating ms and idc)
Harumi: You! Brown Ninja! Listen to me, you silly Master of Dunce!
Dareth: Hey, you're not supposed to have your gag off!
Harumi: You want power? I know how to get it for you.
Dareth: Haha. I'm done drinking that juice.
Harumi: You don't need to drink anything! My Emperor can simply give it to you.
Dareth: He can give power? Like what kind?
Harumi: Any power you desire.
Dareth: How about the power to zip your face? 'Cause I ain't falling for it!
Ep 10, 1/2 «We appreciate Dareth on this channel vol.2»
Gayle: *gets attacked by SoG*
Dareth: *saves her by accident*
Gayle: Who are you...?
Dareth: Your biggest fan.
Gayle: *straight up faints*
Ep 10, 2/2 «Bad Ending: Alcoholism»
Wu: What have you become, brother!?
Garmadon: They said that I could be anything... SO I BECAME A WINE BOTTLE!!!
Lloyd: O_O
Chapter 13: March of the Oni
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- Hey, guys? Did you forget something? It's me, Cole! ~ S10E4
- Stay calm. Don't panic. Why Panic? I mean, I'm all alone, surrounded by creepy, black tendrils that are getting closer and closer— ~ S10E4
- Where's Nya or Pixal or Zane or Jay when you need them? ~ S10E4
- I can make it. Yeah, right. As soon as you step out there, it's gonna freeze you solid. Quit talking like that! ~ S10E4
- What the heck. I'm in! ~ S10E4
Zane
- Keep the vehicle velocity within the permitted speed limit of a densely populated area ~ S10E1
- Your chance of survival are increased ~ S10E1 (thank you...?)
- I find the term 'freak out' inadequate and imprecise. I prefer to say I am deeply troubled... ~ S10E2
- Did he just turn of the—? ~ S10E2
- That may be, but Lloyd would be incorrect ~ S10E2
- I'm happy to say you are mistaken ~ S10E3
- At this moment, even I am incapable of logical thought ~ S10E3
Jay
- Uh, guys can wear them too ~ S10E1
- Did you just compare Nya to an old bandage? ~ S10E2
- *gets Jumpmadonscared* ~ S10E2
- We thought we'd lost you, you jerk! ~ S10E4
Kai
- I've been thinking... you and me... we make a pretty good pair. So what do you say we make it official? *pops out the Yin-Yang medallion and offers it to Jay* Will you be my Yang? ~ S10E1
- Why freak out? Our derange, psychotic, arch-nemesis is now our house guest ~ S10E2
- There may not be a right time, Jay. You gotta just do it ~ S10E2
- I taught him how to do that ;) ~ S10E4
- I love crazy ideas. Let's do it! ~ S10E4
Lloyd
- How do I put this... No! N-O! >:[ ~ S10E1
- I can't believe I have to babysit my own father... ~ S10E2
- [I'm] also stubborn ~ S10E2
- Oh, come on! That was awesome! ~ S10E3
- There's more to life than surviving!! AUGH!! ~ S10E3
Nya
- I'm not losing anyone else today ~ S10E3
Pixal
- That's it. I'm getting out ~ S10E1
Garmadon
- Did I? That doesn't sound like me ~ S10E1
- That button should be labeled ~ S10E2
- First, I am not a ninja. Second, I'm not a fool. And third, we won't have a chance if we're dragging a friend along like a human suitcase! ~ S10E2
- Do you want to win or claim to your foolish ideal and perish? ~ S10E2
- Usually, no. But, well, today... yes ~ S10E2
- Well, I... It's complicated. Enough talk! ~ S10E3
- Is that the worst you can do? I'm growing bored ~ S10E3
- How did you ever defeat me in the first place!? ~ S10E3
- It was adequate ~ S10E3
- I want you to know I blame you for all of this ~ S10E3
- So am I. Nobody has to worry about me 😒 ~ S10E3
- (*facepalms*) How do you reason with that? ~ S10E3
- You, nindroid, if any of you are capable of logical thought, it is you ~ S10E3 (actually correct-)
- Vinny of NGTV News ~ S10E3
- Luckily, you have me ~ S10E4 (it's the way he wields hs, istg)
Randos
- He just ducked through our car... ~ S10E1 (some dad)
- Never around, really. It's a riddle to me how she got elected in the first place— ~ S10E1 (commish)
- Anyone have any bright ideas? *some1 turns on a fkn flashlight* ~ S10E1 (commish)
And now, for 'What's more important than survival?' (all by Vinny of NGTV News):
"Well, lots of things. Friendship, and love, and harmony, and trust, and truth, and courage, and - you know - all the stuff that makes life worthwhile. Without those - I mean - what's the point, right?"
Ep 1, 1/3 «Pix's done»
*Zane, Pixal and Cole are stuck in traffic*
Cole: Oh, come on! You gotta be kidding.
Zane: We were supposed to be there 30 minutes ago.
Cole: Not helping!
Pixal: This things has an enormous drill on it. Can we not just go under them?
Cole: Oh, can we? Please? *looks at Zane w/ puppy eyes*
Zane: I do not think the city would appreciate that. They just finished rebuilding this freeway.
Cole: *sighs, defeated*
Pixal: That's it! I'm getting out. *gets out*
Zane: Wha—??? Wait!
*A few moments later*
Pixal: To the harbor, as fast as possible!
Zane: Keep the vehicle velocity within the—
Pixal: Oh, forget that! We're already late!!
Zane: But—
Pixal: FULL SPEED AHEAD!!
Ep 1, 2/3 «Totally won't abuse this power—»
Policeman: Hey, you can't go over there! The road is closed!
Cole: Sorry! It's an emergency!
Policeman: Oh. Never mind. Good luck!
Ep 1, 3/3 «I brought a tazer!!»
Commish: Okay, boys, this is why we get paid the big bucks. Draw your weapons!
Policeman: Uh, sir? We... We only have tasers, remember?
Commish: What?
Jimmy: I don't even have a taser. I just got this thing. *pulls up a baton*
Commish: *facepalms* Oh, for crying out loud!
Ep 2, 1/3 «Father, I'm–! ...a mop?» (or, how I always view this scene)
Garmadon: *stares intensively at a door* Where does this go?
Lloyd: Nowhere. That's a closet.
Garmadon: *opens the door, causing some things fell out*
Lloyd: *fixes the mess and closes the door*
Garmadon: *opens it again*
Lloyd: ...
Ep 2, 2/3 «Choose your weapon!»
Lloyd: Do you really expect us to just hand you a sword and let you go?
Garmadon: If you wish to live, yes.
Lloyd: Well, forget it! No way! I wouldn't trust you with a-a-a—!
Kai: A pillow!
Lloyd: *slowly turns to look at him*
Kai: *sheepishly* It's the most harmless thing I could think of...
(You can suffocate sb w/ a pillow bro
Also, I fkn love the slow turn xDD)
Ep 2, 3/3 «Comedy gold» (My fav scene in this season (if not the whole show—))
Lloyd: Fine! I don't care either! We work together until this is done, and then, you go back to your jail cell.
Garmadon: *stops and turns to him with an evil smile*
Lloyd: What?
Garmadon: What, what?
Lloyd: Why are you smiling like that?
Garmadon: Maybe I'm happy.
Lloyd: That's not a happy smile. That's an evil I've-got-something-up-my-sleeve smile.
Garmadon: Really? How's this? *the smile doesn't change*
Lloyd: That's exactly the same!
Garmadon: No, it isn't.
Lloyd: Yes, it is!
Garmadon: No, it isn't! *saves Lloyd from an Oni*
Lloyd: 0_0
Garmadon: Shall we continue?
Ep 3 «Surface Pressure»
Nya: *explains her plan to potentially defeat the Oni(s?)*
Kai: That's a great idea! I'll tell the others. *gets ready to go but stops* Wait. The Weapons of Spinjitzu were forged at the Temple of Light. You can't just go to any old blacksmith!
Nya: *smiles* I'm not. I'm coming to you.
Kai: Me!? Are you crazy!? I'm a terrible blacksmith, remember? You used to tell me that all the time!
Nya: You're the Elemental Master of Fire, Kai. Your fire can melt down the armor. You're the only chance we have.
Kai: *sighs* So the future of all Ninjago depends on my blacksmithing abilities?
Nya: Yup. Pretty much.
Kai: ...No cracks, no breaks, no mistakes, no pressure.
Nya: So you DO like Encanto!
Kai: You and Jay forced me to watch it over 20 times–
Ep 4 «Jay's 'perfect' timing» (Too sweet to skip)
Jay: *turns to Nya* I have to ask you something important.
Nya: *confused* What? Now?
Jay: Yes, now! *gets down on one knee and takes a breath* Nya, you make me so happy everyday. When we're not together, I miss you so much that it feels like part of me is missing. *pulls out the Yin-Yang medallion* Will you be my Yang?
Nya: *gasps, eyes shining with happy tears*
Cole & Kai: *stare at Jay as if he's stupid*
Cole: Now you're asking!?
Kai: We seriously need to talk about your sense of timing, Jay!
Jay: *turns to them* There may not be another time.
Nya: Yes! *hugs Jay* Of course! Yes, yes, yes!!
Kai: *sighs and smiles at them*
Chapter 14: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (Fire Chapter) pt. 1
Summary:
So, this is part 1 of the Fire Chapter
*Not* part 1 of this seasonYes, I actually split this in two as... well, you'll see in the second part
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- My arm is pretty sore ~ S11E1
- We're recovering. We're resting our muscles ~ S11E1
- Effort? Uhhhh, no ~ S11E2
- I wish I understood what you just said, but I don't ~ S11E2 (me, a LOT of time)
- Sunscreen. Bring lots of sunscreen ~ S11E2
- Of all the bad ideas I've ever heard, and I've heard a few - lookin' at you, Kai - this takes the cake ~ S11E4
- You say that like it's a thing. That's not a thing! ~ S11E7 (SlimeGoddathoe)
- Her name's Aspheera. And she's deeply nuts ~ S11E9
Zane
- Those are my [redacted]! ~ S11E1
- Another interesting anecdote ~ S11E3
- It is logical for you to comply ~ S11E12
- Back off, Mister! >:( ~ S11E12
Jay
- I'm afraid it's not a dream, Zane. It's real! ~ S11E1
- I looked it in the eye! D:> ~ S11E1 (y does this give me EPIC The musical vibe...?)
- Stop bobby-trapping stuff!! ~ S11E1
- Get his [redacted]! ~ S11E1
- Bernie! :3 ~ S11E3
- Bernie! D:> ~ S11E3
- Oh, yeah. That hit the spot ~ S11E3
- Why did we park so far away? ~ S11E3
- Please be real, please be real, please be real! ~ S11E3
- This is the worst quest ever! ~ S11E3 (gamer rage xD)
- That was one doozy of a mirage! ~ S11E4
- (Does Jay play Minecraft?) Gold! ...*gasps* And diamonds!! ~ S11E5 (yes, he does! :D)
- Oh! Like a puzzle game! I'm good at these! :D ~ S11E5 ('You needed the Master of Solving Puzzles! :D' ~ Stashkin; translated)
- Brobrogoo-goo ~ S11E7
- Okay, I'm willing to admit that was a terrible idea! ~ S11E7
- You say that like I should be totally cool running into a long deceased explorer! ~ S11E7
- Uh, 'forbade' as in absolutely never, ever? ~ S11E15
Kai
- No more Mr. Nice ninja! ~ S11E1
- I've been thinking about it for five minutes. I'm tapped out! ~ S11E2 (my class when math/poems)
- Man, this thing is fast ~ S11E3
- Now I've seen everything. *rubs his eyes* Or nothing... ~ S11E3
- It should be someone expendable... like Jay :> ~ S11E4
- Why does my face hurt so much...? ~ S11E7
- Did we just tie up our own master? ~ S11E15
Lloyd
- This is ridiculous! Let's just go and talk to him. Like reasonable ninja ~ S11E1
- He's... in a...mood... ~ S11E2
- This is not good. This is really, really not good... ~ S11E3
- Okay, well... don't give up ~ S11E4
- I'm the responsible one ~ S11E4 (since when...?)
- How about a fair fight? ~ S11E9
- Powers don't make a hero ~ S11E9
- You're an explorer. All you do is adventure! ~ S11E12
- Okay, that looks safe ...enough... ~ S11E13
- *trips over shite then proceeds to kick it* Take that, depression! ~ S11E13 (listen, I love that quote, Lucifer's fkn amazing)
- (Nah, but srs) *casually knock over shite* ~ S11E13
- You say that like it's not weird! ~ S11E13
- Sorry [boys]! ~ S11E13
- *my man just holding the cursed scroll* ~ S11E14 (Son, come pick me up, I'm scared)
- I'm full of surprises! ~ S11E14
Nya
- I'm sore just from watching ~ S11E1
- I have so many questions about that. I don't even know where to start ~ S11E3 (me and my class when math/poems)
- Can you guys keep it down? ~ S11E4
- You know what time it is? It's ninja o'clock! ~ S11E13
- Lloyd, don't knock anything– *proceeds to knock shite over* ...Okay, I did that ~ S11E13
Pixal
- Get away from them, you [bitch]! ~ S11E14 (I know, I made it better :>)
Wu
- You've gone soft ~ S11E1
- It's not a hot tub! >:[ ~ S11E1
- Emergency meeting! ~ S11E1
- A ninja's guard is never down ~ S11E1
- A ninja expects the unexpected. He is ready for anything ~ S11E1 (or she, or they, or any other pronouns; Wu is an old man, 'kay?)
- Have you become so lazy, you can't even find something to do on your own? ~ S11E2 (parents be like)
- I made a mistake. I never thought this would come back to haunt me ~ S11E12
- I cannot be your master. I cannot teach you to take responsibility, if I run away from my own ~ S11E12
- [Zane] was one of the kindest, bravest souls I have ever known ~ S11E14
- It's called the Never-Realm because they may never return ~ S11E15
Aspheera
- Revenge shall be mine! ~ S11E5
- Is it evil to be string? To show ambition? To push aside the weak and seize control? ~ S11E11 (cool villain speech is always appreciated)
Randos
- Technically, yes. What's your point? ~ S11E2 (Clutch)
- Nope. No way. Nein, danke ~ S11E5 (Cluth)
- Flattered! But still no ~ S11E5 (Cluth)
- We got lucky. But luck runs out ~ S11E5 (Cluth)
- *casually pulls up eye patch, confusing the shit outta Jay* ~ S11E5 (Cluth)
- Gobbledygook ~ S11E5 (Cluth; I don't even...)
- I haven't met an inscription yet that made a lick of sense. I just ignore them ~ S11E5 (Cluth; also me and my class when math/poems)
- The news never sleeps! ~ S11E6 (paperkids, unless Antonia is non-binary/genderfulid/whatever else)
- Kick the tires, light the fires. Let's goooo! ~ S11E6 (paperkiddo)
- Why are there giant snakes? And why are they falling out of the sky? And why are the made out of fire!? ~ S11E6 (Nelson)
- My lunch got hit by a fireball ~ S11E6 (Nelson; mmh, relatable)
- We may not be ninja, but our job's important, too ~ S11E6 (Antonia)
- *proceeds to hit a very poor and very unconscious Kai on every thing and/or surface possible* ~ S11E7 (ninja)
- Fireblock SPF-3000 does not block fire. Fireblock has been known to cause rashes, irritation, dizziness, hair loss, and slurred speech, use it with caution ~ S11E8 (a commercial xd)
- As police commissioner of Ninjago City, I hereby inform you, you are in violation of city codes 54-1 "Wanting destruction" and 63-6 "Open flames in public" ~ S11E9 (commish)
- I saw you and came to get your autograph ~ S11E9 (Jake; it'll be me if I ever get to see Tommy irl)
- 'Asphago?' ~ S11E11 (Char; he doesn't get his own section xD)
- Can I tell you something about Ninjago? Its fate is always at stake ~ S11E12 (Clutch)
- Yeah, no. You see, that's the thing. Sounds like the beginning of an adventure, so, uh, how should I put this? NEIN! ~ S11E12 (Clutch)
- Revenged in a minute. Sometimes it takes a while... Anyyy minute ~ S11E12 (Char)
- Jolly good, old boy. By jove, quite so. Gadzooks ~ S11E13 (idek bro, the ppl at the Explorers Club)
- Subdue these malefactors! ~ S11E13 (one guy from EC)
- I will place a proper kibosh on this charade! For the empire!! ~ S11E13 (same dude; I swear I'm not drunk)
- I blame Clutch Powers! Somehow, this is all his fault! ~ S11E13 (other EC dude)
- A tricky trick? ~ S11E14 (Char)
Chapter 15: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (Fire Chapter) pt. 2
Summary:
This kind of happened on its own
But I had a shitton fun so there's a possibility I'm going to make sth like this for previous seasons as well (I mean, I kinda already were–)
So, this is a collection of my fav scenes (w/ some minor changes :3)
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Ep 1 «Brain images»
Zane: *wakes up, looks to the side and screams seeing Jay* Jay! I just had a terrible nightmare.
Jay: Oh, I'm afraid it's not a dream, Zane. It's real! Cole's about to beat your high score!
Zane: Not that. I had a vision, something terrible is going to happen. There was an evil serpent with a weapon, and it zapped me with it, and there was an ice castle, and a dragon, and a–
Jay: Shh, shh, relax, Zane. It was just a dream.
Zane: It was a vision!
Jay: *rolls his eyes* Zane, when was the last time one of your visions actually came true?
Zane: *frowns* All of my visions have come true!
Jay: Uh, like which?
Zane: Like the vision about the Titanium Dragon, and the vision before that about the Green Ninja, and the time before that about the–
Jay: Okay, okay! But this is different.
Zane: How is that different?
Jay: Because it wasn't a vision. It was just a brain image.
Zane: A 'brain image'?
Jay: Yeah! You know, you get those sometimes when you sleep.
Zane: ...So a dream.
Jay: No. A brain image.
Zane: ...
Jay: Now seriously, Cole is about to beat your Lave Zombie score and I don't want to miss it, so come on!
Ep 2, 1/7 «RPG»
Lloyd: *enters Wu's room* Master?
Wu:
Lloyd: Is it okay to speak? I don't want to interrupt if you're meditating.
Wu:
Lloyd: You're meditating, I'll wait. *sits down, tried to meditate as well and fails successfully*
Wu: *peaks at him*
Lloyd: *gets up, kicking the candles; he catches them before they can fell*
Wu: *lookes at him annoyed*
Lloyd: *sits down again, then coughs*
Wu: *sighs* What, Lloyd?
Lloyd: Me and the guys decided we're going on a quest. To get back in shape and hoard our ninja skills.
Wu: Good.
Lloyd: Yeah, except, um... The thing is, we can't think of a quest. We were hoping you had a quest tip. *smiles sheepishly*
Wu: Quest tip?
Lloyd: Suggestion? Idea? For a quest?
Wu: Have you become so lazy, you can't even find something to do on your own? *gets up* Don't come to me for a quest tip! Go out and find a quest! Adventure does not come to the idel, it comes to those who seek it. So, seek!!
Lloyd: 0_0
Ep 2, 2/7 «S!Jay & M!Jay – The Great Telepath, greater than the Multiverse»
Nya: Maybe we're aiming too high. Maybe we don't need a villain. Maybe we just need like... a criminal, or a gangster.
Jay: Pft. I'd settle for a bully...
*Meanwhile, in another universe*
Jay: *punches Chen*
Chen: Oh, what the fuck!?
Cole: Uhhh, Jay...?
Jay: Oh my gosh, I don't know why I just did that! I'm so, so, SO sorry! I-It just happened on its own!!
Kai: How can you punch someone 'on its own'? ...It doens't even make sense as a sentence!
Ep 2, 3/6 «The terrorist puppy»
Nya: Hello, Killow.
Killow: Oh, hi, guys.
Nya: Don't 'oh, hi, guys' me! What are you up to?
Killow: Nothing. I'm just trying to finish up my painting. You like it? *shows the painting*
Jay: Ehh... It's okay.
Kai: Uhh, why does that puppy have a stick of dynamite?
Killow: Oh, well, he's an angry puppy. But he's learning to control his anger, just like me. I find painting evry soothing.
Jay: *facepalms in disappointment*
Lloyd: Thanks for nothing, Killow... 😒
Ep 2, 4/6 «Just Cole being Cole»
Jimmy: *enters with a box of donuts*
Ninja: *sighs in disappointment*
Cole: *smiles widely with eyes shining with utter glee*
Ep 2, 5/6 «We don't talk about paper»
Lloyd: What is going on with us? We're getting loopy. We're ninja! We need action, suspense, danger!
Jimmy: *walks in with a pile of papers* You guys could help me with some filing.
Lloyd: *gives him a look* How is that dangerous????
Jimmy: *dead serious* If you're not paying attention, you could get a paper cut.
Ninja: ...
*A few hours later*
Lloyd: If I ever see another file again, it'll be too soon...
Nya: Let's never do that agian.
Cole: So many paper cuts... I can't believe I lost to a filing cabinet!
Lloyd: Let's not tell anyone about this day. Ever.
Ep 2, 6/6 «r/IDontWorkHereLady»
Cluth: You wanna knows what's inside? Traps, lots of traps. No, thnak you.
Gayle: But...isn't that your job as an archaeolohist to, you know, explore and go on dangerous quests?
Cluth: Hmm, nope. Not really.
Gayle: Well, someone has to go inside.
Clutch: It would take a ninja to survive what's in there. Do I look like a ninja?
Gayle: No.
Clutch: Point made.
Ep 3, 1/7 «Relatable af» (Like, literally everything here is relatable)
Cole: Has anyone seen my sunscreen?
Kai: No!
Lloyd: Where's my swords???
Nya: Are you bringing sneakers or boots?
Zane: *runs past her* Sneakers.
Kai: *also runs past her, smiling goofily* Boots.
Nya: *sighs, rolls her eyes and walks away*
Kai: *bumps into Lloyd*
Lloyd: *notices he's holding something* Hey, is that my Starfarer comic?
Kai: You lent it to me, remember?
Lloyd: Like a year ago!
Kai: Ugh, take it. *gives it back*
Zane: *runs into Cole; raises a brow* You're not bringing that, are you?
Cole: My sode guzzler? You bet!
Zane: I thought we were supposed to pack essential items.
Cole: This is essential! How am I supposed to quest and saty hydrated at the same time, Zane? *slurps*
Jay: Anyone have room for my travel pillow?
Ninja: NO!!
Jay: :(
*Ninja place all their luggage outside*
Wu: *comes outside, w/ Pixal following right behind him* What is the meaning of this?
Lloyd: We're off on our quest, remember? To hone our ninja skills.
Wu: *eyes the luggage pile* How long are you going for?
Jay: I dunno. Day or two?
Cole: Just like you always say: Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Wu: I never said that.
Jay: Ha! And you say we never listen!
Wu: I never said that either.
(Tots not me messing up and saying 'I thought we were supposed to fuck' instead of 'I thought we were supposed to pack')
Ep 3, 2/7 «They're not ever trying, smh»
Pixal: *shows ninja the secret base*
Lloyd: *whispering* Did anyone know this was here?
Cole: *also whispering* No.
Kai: Ugh. Nobody tells me anything!
Pixal: *looks at them* We've been working on it for the past six months.
Jay: I didn't even notice any construction!
Pixal: *gives him a disapproving look* You were playing video games...
Ep 3, 3/7 «Manuals are 4 losers»
Pixal: Each vehicle is equipped with an operations manual. Please be sure to throughly read– *the ninja leave before she can finish* ...Did they even bring the luggage?
*A few hours later*
Nya: What kind of weapons do we have?
Jay, Lloyd & Zane: ...
Nya: Didn't anyone read the manual!?
Jay: Uhh, I was gonna read it...
Nya: *facepalms*
Ep 3, 4/7 «Ancient typo»
Nya: Watcha reading, Zane?
Zane: A travel book about region we're entering. It is called the Desert of Doom. My data files are incomplete on this subject.
Lloyd: Why do they call it that?
Zane: According to ancient legend, local tribes once worshiped a giant thousand-year-old beetle, name Beohernie. One day, for no apparent reason, Beohernie became displeased with their prayers and destroyed their village.
Nya: I have so many questions about that, I don't know where to start...
Jay: Well, it's clearly a typo. Beohernie isn't even a name. They obviously named it Bernie. :D
Zane & Lloyd: *exchange looks*
Nya: *silently* ...Our marriage was also a typo...
Jay: What?
Nya: What what?
Ep 3, 5/7 «Mirages are just drug highs w/o drugs»
Zane: Listen to this. Another interesting anecdote. Travelers entering the Desert of Doom should be wary of encuntering mirages.
Jay: Uh, mirages?
Zane: An optical illusion. Often seen at sea or in the desert.
Kai: Cool! I want to see a mirage!
LLoyd: Get high then.
Kai:
Lloyd:
Kai: What...?
Lloyd: What what?
Cole: Uh, is there another PB & J?
Nya: Check the cooler.
Cole: *walks over to the cooler, aaaand it gets absorbed by the sand* Whoa! Did you guys see that!?
Kai: I saw it! Unless it was a mirage...?
Zane: Mirages do not eat coolers.
Lloyd: Unless you're high enough.
Kai: Stop that!!
Ep 3, 6/7 «Cotton-Eyed-Joed»
Jay: Where is it? Where did it go???
Kai: Where did he come from?
Cole: Mh, Cotton-Eyed Joe.
Nya: Can you guys focus for one second!?
Ep 3, 7/7 «Therapy exercise» (Zane & Lloyd changed roles tho–)
Lloyd: Everyone okay?
Nya: Yeah.
Cole: Sure.
Jay: Uh-huh.
Kai: I'm Fine.
Zane: Extremely.
Ep 4, 1/6 «Zane being really helpful part 1»
Jay: Ugh, vultures. That's never a good sign...
Zane: They are carrion birds. It is a sign they believe we are a potential meal.
Jay: *glares at him* Oh, thanks, Zane. Way to boost morale!
Ep 4, 2/6 «Zane being really helpful part 2»
Jay: *craves a rock*
Kai: Uhh, Jay, what are you doing?
Jay: Craving a message on this rock, so people know who we are when they find our bones.
Lloyd: Can we try to be a little more optimistic, please?
Zane: I'm afraid there's little cause for optimism. *Lloyd glares at him* Our situation is dire. The Bounty's engine will not start without the Thermolytic Inverter.
Lloyd:
Lloyd: I'm gonna use you for parts.
Zane: This is...not gonna work.
Lloyd: I'll make it work!! >:[
Ep 4, 3/6 «What would we do without you?»
Jay: *effing traumatized* Did you see that!? He just tried to eat me!!
Lloyd: We better keep off the sand.
Jay: OH, REALLY!? Thank you, Captain Obvious!!
Lloyd: 😑
Ep 4, 4/6 «Basic biology»
Zane: I see only one option: The digestive system of a beetle is very slow. There is a good chance the Thermolytic Inverter is still intact inside Beohernie's stomach.
Nya: What good does that do?
Zane: If one of us were to be ingested, we might be able to retrieve the device.
Cole: *disgusted* Ingested?
Kai: Uh, are you kidding?
Zane: If we can get inside Beohernie's stomach, we should, in theory, be able to retrive the Inverter and exit again. Either through the creature's mouth or through the other end of the digestive–
Jay: Lalalalalalala, I don't wanna hear this!
*Meanwhile, in another universe*
Jay: *raises his hand* Miss, can I go to the bathroom? I don't feel so good...
Teacher: *sighs* Walker, I understand biology is not one of your interests, but you really can't keep skipping my class.
Jay: ...I know everything about plants...
Kai: Don't we use shi– poop to fertelize plants?
Jay: *gags*
Ep 4, 5/6 «I could use that optimism now...»
Zane: Do not worry, my friends. Logically, I am the best choice. Being a nindroid, I am more difficult to digest and can survive longer inside a stomach.
Jay: *hugs Zane; fake crying* So long, buddy...
Zane: I have every intention of surviving, Jay.
Jay: Sure you do, pal. *carases Zane's face* Sure, you do.
Zane: 😐
Ep 4, 6/6 «Zane just loves messing w/ them»
*Zane gets 'spit out' by Bernie and everyone runs to him*
Lloyd: Zane! Are you okay?
Nya: Say something!
Zane: *lies down, eyes closed as if he'ss unconscious; he shows them the Inverter and smiles before opening his eyes*
Ninja: Zane!! :D
Ep 5, 1/3 «Kai's just illiterate»
Clutch: I hope each of you has read my book. It could save your life.
Zane: Of course!
Kai: Yeah! I love...that book...
*Meanwhile, in another universe*
Teacher: I hope each of you has read the book. It will be included on the test.
Zane: Of course!
Kai: Yeah! I love...that book...
Ep 5, 2/3 «Burning bridges»
Clutch: Chapter Eight: Rickety Old Bridges. Only one way to cross them: fast and first. *runs across* Last person in line usually doens't make it!
*The ninja stare at him, then look at each other and leap forward. Nya runs across no problemo. Kai & Jay trip; Cole jumps over them. Lloyd also jumps over them, but bumps Kai's head in the process. Kai gets up and joins the rest while Zane grabs Jay. They all make it across and sigh in relief.*
Ep 5, 3/3 «Get scamed!»
Clutch: *holds up his amulet* This is an ancient Minkan Amulet of Protection. You cannot harm me!
Aspheera: Are you sure?
Clutch: Yeah. I'm sure! Pretty sure... I hope so. I'd be really bummed if he lied about it.
Aspheere: *smiles evilly* Let us find out. *YEET!*
Ep 6, 1/3 «I'm calling it a typical Tuesday morning»
Sammy: Nelson, you're with Antonia. Show him the ropes, Ton. Bring him back alive.
Neslon: *deeply concerned* What???
Sammy: All right then. Kick the tires! Light the fires! Let's go!
Antonia: Ready, kid?
Nelson: What does he mean 'bring me back alive'?
Antonia: Hey, relax. Do what I say and when I say it and you'll make it. I promise.
Nelson: Make it? Why wouldn't I make it??? What do you mean, make it!?
Antonia: *shrugs* It's Ninjago City.
Ep 6, 2/3 «Explaining Ninjago to a friend be like»
Nelson: Is it always like that out here?
Antonia: Like what?
Nelson: Missiles and monsters and snakes and lave balls and giant robots?
Antonia: Pretty much. Another time, there was a giant stone monster and a bunch of crazy bikers.
Ep 6, 3/3 «Pulling a Nadakhan» (Also a good part of x reader fanfics–)
Clutch: *falls out of the sky* Where am I? What day is it?
Antonia: What? It's Monday. You're in Ninjago City.
Nelson: You must've hit your head pretty hard.
Ep 7, 1/4 «A low blow»
Jay: That Clutch Powers guy might have run off to save himself, stranding us here, but I have to admit: his book is pretty good! It has a section for everything. Even "What to do when all is lost". He recommends vocal exercises, like: "Brobrogoo-goo". Brobrogoo-goo.
LLoyd: *gives him a look* How is saying a bunch of nonsense possibly going to help us?
Jay: It says that it keeps you calm by relaxing your face. Brobrogoo-goo!
Zane: Perhaps Clutch didn't abandon us. Perhaps he went to seek help.
Nya: Sure! And maybe the evil snake queen we just accidentally released from an ancient tomb is headed for Ninjago City for some sightseeing.
Zane: I find that highly unlikely.
Nya: *stares at him* We need to update your sarcasm circuits, Zane. If we get out of here.
Cole: We wouldn't even be handing here if Jay hadn't opened that crypt!
Nya: *looks away sheepishly* Well–
Jay: Me!? Zane's the one that didn't warn us in time! *huffs* Brobrogoo-goo...
Lloyd: How can you blame Zane!? Who opens a possibly cursed tomb without checking it out first!?
Jay: YOU!!
LLoyd: ...
Cole: ...Well that was uncalled for...
Ep 7, 2/4 «Motivational speech»
Jay: Cole! You could've smashed Kai!
Cole: Me!? You yanked me out!
Lloyd: Guys! We need to stop fighting and work together.
Cole: *he and Jay look at eahc other* ...We both smash Kai?
LLoyd: Wha...? No!! Look, it's time we face it. Master Wu's right. We've gone soft. Not just individually, but as a team. We have to put aside our differences and–
Cole: Uh, Lloyd?
Lloyd: No, let me finish. We work together or Ninjago will fall for–
Zane: Lava!
Lloyd: No, not lava! I was talking about Aspheera!
Nya: No! Lava! Right there! Right now! *forces him to look behind*
LLoyd:
Lloyd: AHHH–!!
Ep 7, 3/4 «Lloyd's done w/ Jay's BS»
Jay: Brobrogoo-goo!
Lloyd: Will you stop that!? It doens't help!!
Jay: You haven't even tried it!
Lloyd: Shut up or I'll shut you up myself!!
Jay:
Lloyd:
Jay: *whispering* ...Brobrogoo-goo...
Lloyd: THAT'S IT!! >:C
Jay: WAIT, I'M SORR––
Ep 7, 4/4 «I heard you were talking shit about me»
Nya: Oh no...
Cole: What do we do?
LLoyd: I... I'm sorry. I failed us...
Zane: No. We failed each other.
Jay: Aw, he's right. We're all to blame.
Cole: Especially Kai. He didn't help at all.
Kai: *openes his eyes, angry*
Ninja: AHHH!!
Ep 8, 1/3 «I'm not like other villains 💅»
Gayle: I'm a citizen of Ninjago City, and I'm not scared of you!
Aspheera: I am Aspheera, and you should be.
Gayle: The ninja will stop you.
Aspheera: Ninja? Those fools that released me?
Gayle: Released you?
Aspheera: I entombed them in a pyramind and left them to burn them in falmes of my wrath. You will never set eyes on the ninja again. They're gone.
Gayle: Other villains have thought so, but they were wrong. The ninja will be back.
Aspheera: Your faith is misguided.
Ep 8, 2/3 «Lloyd & Cole calm you down» (Y/N instead of Fred the newscaster)
Lloyd: It's okay. You're gonna be fine.
Y/N: I'm not gonna be fine, I'm not! I'm gonna be scarred for the rest of my–!!
Cole: Hey, buddy, it's okay. All right.
Y/N: Okay, yeah, I'm... *takes a breath* I'm okay now.
Ep 8, 3/3 «Cutting the budget»
Aspheera: How does this work? Am I doing it right?
Vinny: Uh, yes ma'am, you just say whatever you want to say.
Aspheera: Very well. Hear me, citizens of Ninjago! Among you somewhere lurks the Treacherous Deceiver, the traitor! The one who imprisoned me for thousands of years, and during all that time, one single thought sustained me - Revenge... And I will have it, I swear it! I will find you!! I will find you or watch all Ninjago burn! Burn!! BU––!!
Dan: I'm afraid that's all we have time for today.
Ep 11 «Like Father, like Son» (P! = Past)
P!Garmadon: I can't believe this! This is all your fault! I'm gonna tell Father eveyrthing.
P!Wu: You wanted to go too, remember? I asked you and you said–
P!Garmadon: I said no! N-O!
Ep 12 «Like Uncle, like Nephew...?»
Zane: We have bad news. We have lost Aspheera.
Cole: That's okay, we found here. She's attacking the temple.
Lloyd: What???
Cole: Yeah, that's not all. We found out who the Deceiver is. And, um... Well I'm just gonna say it. It's Wu.
Lloyd: WHAT!?
Ep 13 «Deceit cameo»
Nya: I'm going right back in there and giving that little pencil pusher a piece of my mind!
Zane: We do not have time for this. May I suggest another tactic?
Nya: What tactic?
Zane: *uses his hologram to look like Clutch* Deception.
Ep 14 «Pixal – The Ultimate Girlboss»
Aspheera: At last! I dreamed of this moment, Wu! I dreamed of it!!
Pixal: Keep dreaming! *attacks her*
Chapter 16: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (Ice Chapter) pt. 1
Summary:
Just a quick heads up for anyone who's reading this in real time (or somewhere close), the collections of scenes, aka pt. 2 to past seasons, will be added backwards (because I said so) while I now continue with first posting the characters quotes and then adding the scenes collection before moving onto another season 👍
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Cole
- If you think we're not fools, you've got another thing coming! ~ S11E16
- Aw, that's a bummer. You could've been really useful... ~ S11E18
- Another Cole mistake! ~ S11E21 ('Aw, that makes me sad' :()
- D-don't do that again, okay? No more squeezing ~ S11E22
- You know, when I suggest things liek that, everyone thinks I'm bonkers. But I like it! :D ~ S11E25
- I hope Pixal wasn't expecting us to bring the Bounty back in one piece or anything... ~ S11E30
Zane
- If anything goes wrong, if this should be found one day... please relay this message. This is the last recording of Zane. Master of Ice, son of Dr. Julien. Student of Master Wu. I was built to protect those who cannot protect themselves. I have tried to fulfill this purpose. I have no regrets. I have the best friends anyone could ask for. Pixal, I love you. Farewell ~ S11E20 & 27 (ToT)
- I refuse to give up hope ~ S11E20 & 27
- As Kai would say, here goes nothing! ~ S11E27
Jay
- Worst parking spot EVER ~ S11E16
- No. Of course not. That would be too easy! That would give us hope ~ S11E16
- Speaking of slow, where's Kai? ~ S11E18
- That's a bad sound. Every time I hear a sound like that, it's big with lots of teeth! ~ S11E22
- Cole is right! For once! ~ S11E28
Kai
- I think I swallowed my teeth... ~ S11E16
- What better way to distract him than to find the Land Bounty, fix it up and drive it through his front door? >:) ~ S11E25
Lloyd
- Don't even think about it. I fight back ~ S11E18
- I wouldn't normally confide this stuff to someone I just met, but I can tell you. You're just a wolf :] ~ S11E20
- I may not be half the builder you are, Zane, but I'm twice as stubborn. I will get this thing working, if it's the last thing I do! That's a promise ~ S11E20
- Pick on someone your own size! ...Actually, you're bigger... ~ S11E23
- How many times do I have to defeat you before you start to feel it? >:/ ~ S11E23
- I can count down to my own impending doom, thank you! ~ S11E25
- There's always hope ~ S11E28
- Welcome to the Resistance ~ S11E28
- You're going to remember it, if I have to knock it into your thick Nindroid skull! ~ S11E30
Akita
- It's not my fault you talk so much! Like, SO MUCH!! ~ S11E23
- My will is not yours to command! ~ S11E30
Pixal
- Fix this! ~ S11E26
- Thanks are unnecessary ~ S11E26
- Just remember, this was your choice ~ S11E26
- There is no backup plan ~ S11E26
Sorla
- Elemental Power comes from within, like courage. Sometimes it wanes, sometimes it waxes, but it cannot be stolen ~ S11E17
- What comes from within will grow again. Give it time ~ S11E17
Z̸͍̻͍̺͉̔͂ȁ̶̗͒ṋ̵̛̮̠̊́̿e̷̩͆̋̈́̽ Ice Emperor
- Why do you disturb my thoughts? >:( ~ S11E16
Randos
- Quit hogging the newspaper, I need my daily funnies! >:( ~ S11E19 (some guard)
- You're interrupting my Me Time! ~ S11E19 (UV)
- Zane and Nya are like warm hugs compared to the painful force and skill of Jay ~ S11E19 (Fugi-Dove)
- Was this a private escape or can anyone join? ~ S11E19 (Fugi-Dove)
- Have you ever even seen a ninja? I mean, lightning rope??? Not only is that not how lightning works, it's not even how rope works! ~ S11E19 (UV)
- Look at my muscles. I don't even want to flex, I like these clothes ~ S11E25 (Uthaug)
- I'm considering doing something foolish ~ S11E28 (Grimfax; such a vibe B])
Chapter 17: Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu (Ice Chapter) pt. 2
Notes:
() - my comment/note
[] - part of the quote I 'delated'/added
Chapter Text
Ep 16, 1/2 «Science class»
Kai: Nya, use your powers!
Nya: I'm trying, but nothing's happening!
Kai: We're surrounded by water!
Nya: It's all frozen!! >:/
Ep 16, 2/2 «Know your place»
Vex: My Emperor.
Ice Emperor: Why do you disturb my thoughts?
Vex: I bring a warning, my Emperor. Strangers from a distant realm come to challenge you. They may be here for the prisoner and to defy your rule.
Ice Emperor: Hm. They must be punished.
Vex: They must be destroyed.
Ice Emperor: Are you question me?
Vex: ???
Vex: No, my Emperor. I just thought– Well... You should show them your might. Show them what happens to those who defy you.
Ice Emperor: ...
Vex: ...Emperor?
Ice Emperor: Send my Ice Samurai. Command them to destroy the strangers.
Vex: And all who aid them.
Ice Emperor: WHAT DID I JUST FREAKING SAY!? >:[
Vex: NevermindI'msorry–!
Ep 17 «Kai – lives w/ an Ice Master and had never seen snow before»
Kai: Hey guys! Have you tried these? You gotta try them! You can walk. On top of the snow! :D
Cole: I...think that's the point...
Jay: *sighs* What will they think of next?
Ep 18, 1/4 «Hard worker» ('ey, that's a song! :D)
Jay: *literally falls from a roof*
Cole: Jay, do you mind? I'm trying to work here. :/
Ep 18, 2/4 «When you bitch and moan»
Cole: Hey, Nya? Ice is water, right? Why can't you just, y'know, use your Elemental Powers and clear away all this snow and ice for us?
Nya: Guess I can't command water when it's frozen. It won't move.
Cole: Aw, that's a bummer. You could've been really useful... *turns to Jay* Wouldn't it be awesome? If she could just wave her hands and presto! Job done! That would save us hours and hours of slow, boring, back-breaking work... Oh, well, we'll just have to do it the slow, boring, back-breaking way– *gets fkn dunked on*
Ep 18, 3/4 «Lazy Bones»
Kai: *after entertaining some children* Fire Maker has more miracles!
Nya: *disappointed* 'Fire Maker has more miracles'?
Kai: Eh, just keeping the kids entertained.
Nya: Ah, okay, as long as you're not straining yourself.
Kai: Oh, no. I feel great! You know, this place is actually growing on me. It's really not so bad.
Jay & Cole: *exchange looks*
Jay: Well, that's good. That's what it's all about, isn't it?
Cole: You bet. Rest and relaxation.
Kai: It is? :D
Nya: *furious* No! It isn't! *swings the hammock Kai was lying on and makes him slam into the ground xD*
Ep 18, 4/4 «Sneaky and crafty»
Lloyd: I've thought about this. There's only two ways into that castle, by force and by stealth, and force won't work.
Nya: So we sneak in! Like the crafty ninja we are.
*Meanwhile, in the background Kai, Jay & Cole play with the hammock, w/ Cole getting knocked away by it, Kai splating onto the ground again and Jay ending up on a tree*
Lloyd: ...Right...
Ep 19 «Fanfiction»
Mechanic: Wait, hold on. Stop everything. The Blue Ninja doesn't ride lightning bolts.
Fugi-Dove: Well, he did that day.
UV: Actually, I'm enjoying this. What happened next?
(No, but srs, WHO TURNED UP FOR WORK WASTED!? This whole ep is a fever dream!)
Ep 20 «World's Greatest Dad»
Nya, after Cole scared a group of children: You think that story is appropriate for little kids?
Cole: Five to thirteen? Absolutely. :D
Ep 21 «Bruh»
Cole: How do you even know he exists?
Boma: We have heard him. He makes a roaring sound at night. Just listen...
Uthaug: *starts roaring*
Cole: That's you! >:/
Uthaug: What???
Cole: I can see your lips moving!
Uthaug: Oh... Sorry.
Boma: He's probably asleep.
Cole: -_-
Ep 23 «Just 2 2yo» (It's a long one so stay w/ me)
Lloyd: You're a wolf? I mean– A girl???
Akita: I-I can explain!
Lloyd: I'd like to see you try! >:[
Akita: I am Akita, a Formling.
Lloyd: A shapeshifter? All this time, you were tricking me!? You just let me tell you all those things!? Let me go on and on, thinking you were just a wolf!?
Akita: I did not know if you could be trusted.
Lloyd: You didn't know if I could be trusted? That's rich, considering you're the one who can't be trusted!!
Akita: I meant no harm!
Lloyd: Well, too late! Harm done! I can't believe all the things I told you–
Akita: I never asked for your life story! It is not my fault you talk so much. Like, SO MUCH!!
Lloyd: 'So much'? At least I'm honest!
Akita: Are you calling me a liar?
Lloyd: Maybe I am.
Akita: Take it back! >:C
Lloyd: No.
Akita: I saved your life!
Lloyd: And I saved yours! We're even! Now stay away from me! I only travel with people I trust.
Akita: Fine! You too!
Lloyd: Fine!!
*They go in the same direction*
Lloyd: Hey, what are you doing? I told you not to follow me!
Akita: I am not yours to command! I go the way I wish to go! And this is this way!
Lloyd: That's the way I'm going! Why are you going this way?
Akita: I am going to face the Ice Emperor.
Lloyd: Well, that's where I'm going! To free my friend from him.
Akita: How? By boring him to death with stories about Harumi?
Lloyd: O_O
Lloyd: ÒnÓ
Lloyd: And what are you going to do? Fetch his slippers?
Akita: You know I can turn back into a wolf anytime, right? And bite you?
Lloyd: Maybe you'll get lucky and he's allergic to pets.
Akita: Leave me alone!
Lloyd: You leave me alone!!
Ep 24 «Brother Bear» (P! = Past)
P!Akita: I should've guessed you would be a bear. It fits you.
P!Kataru: Because I am so strong?
P!Akita: *snorts* Because you are loud, always hungry and sleep half the year!
Ep 26 «Gatekeep, Girlboss, Gaslight»
Wu: Pixal! Yes! It worked! You are amazing!
Pixal: I did only what was required.
Wu: Pixal, you are amazing.
Pixal: Does that mean you are no longer angry with me? :>
Wu: *sighs* Yes, that's what it means.
Pixal: :3
Ep 28, 1/2 «This is the greatest plaaaaan~ :D»
Nya: What do we do!?
Jay: Stay calm. Do exactly what I do. On three. One. Two... Three! *fkn runs away*
Kai: That was your whole plan!?
Ep 28, 2/2 «Go ahead and lose your inhibitions!»
Cole: Maybe we should just give up? I mean Nya's good at fixing things, but this is ridiculous! This vehicle's a goner.
Nya: Okay, try it again.
Jay: *turns the LB on and immediately shuts it down* Whatever you're doing, I think you're getting warmer.
Kai: Definitely warmer. It lit up that time!
Nya: Okay. Good. I think I got it now. *tinkers sth* Try it again.
Jay: *turns it on and sparks fly out* AHH! Colder! Much colder!
Nya: Really? Okay, okay... I'm gonna reverse it. Negative to positive, positive to negative. And let's get this out of here. *tosses shit out*
Kai: Uhhh, don't we need that?
Jay: Yeah, are you sure you should be just ripping things out like that?
Nya: *gives Jay a look* If you think you can do better, you're welcome to give it a try.
Jay: ...Nope. You're doing great.
Nya: *gets back to work* And let's get rid of this. *tosses more shit out* I don't even know what that does.
Kai: *concerned* Oh, that was probably just the brakes. Who need those?
Ep 29 «World's Greatest Dad vol.2; ft. The Cool Uncle»
Jay: This is a Milton Dyer classic, Krag, so pay attention! We're talking Golden Age here. It's called Lava Zombies and you need major skills to beat this game, which I, heh, luckily have. Watch and learn. *Krag pushes him away* No, n– You gotta wait until I lose! It's my turn! You gotta wait, Krag!
Cole: I don't think he understands, Jay.
Jay: Well, tell him it's my turn! >:[
Cole: I don't speak Krag, and can I point out you're trying to reason with an eight-foot tall creature who could pancake you with his foot?
Jay: ...Good point.
*Some time later*
Kai: Guys, buckle up. We're close.
Cole: Krag, you gotta stop playing. We gotta get in our seats.
Krag: *completely ignores Cole*
Cole: *blocks Krag's view* Krag...
Krag: *growls at Cole*
Cole: D:<
Cole: Don't you growl at me! That is unacceptable! You want me to revoke your video game privileges?
Krag: D:> *shakes his head vigorously*
Cole: Ù_Ú *points to his seat and Krag sits down*
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