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Maybe Bruno lets Mira suck on his fingers if she’s really good (she likes to suck on them like a pacifier.) 😌
He’s just sitting on the couch, watching The Witcher or smtn, and scratching his balls, and she has her head on his lap, looking up at him in total unabashed adoration with two of his fingers in her mouth.
Maybe he “scratches” his nose and she just giggles because he’s so cute even when he’s picking his nose.
He’s barely even paying attention to her but she just loves him so much!
Randomly, she bites down on his finger, just to see his reaction.
(It’s not pleasant.)
He yowls and she thinks it’s funny because he sounds like a cartoon character!
Kittens do like nibbling and licking, what other way to express that besides with his hands!!
Mira also likes it when Bruno rubs her back or scratches behind her ears.
But 🚫 stomach!!!
Cats don’t like to be petted on their stomach!!! 😡
She’s also very ticklish and he knows, but the last time he tried to tease her he ended up with scratches all over his face :/
(but it was kinda hot…)
My man’s a sucker for punishment. ~~
Sometimes he’s like: “All alright Mira, you can cut the act for just a second. Your stomach is just so fucking soft. 🥺”
Mira pouts and is like “Fine. You can knead biscuits into it wink wink 😉.”
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Bruno’s a bit musty.
A bit crusty.
His hair’s pulled back into a low ponytail, he’s in a baggy hoodie and 10-year-old jeans, and out-of-date prescription glasses with one of the handles almost falling off.
Then she’s just there, pretty ringlets with kitty ears and bows and clips, expensive filly lingerie, ((a booty plug tail hee hee)), thigh-high paw socks, and a full face of makeup.
But she’s looking at him like he’s the most beautiful thing in the world. <3
She bats her eyes at him, twirls one of her curls around her finger, and gets all flustered.
“You’re so pretty, tío…”
He almost spits out his tenth black coffee of the day.
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Bruno has given up on most stuff. Too depressing and strenuous.
But thank god he has a niece he gets to provide for in exchange for cuddles, affection, and mind-blowing sex! ☺️
He’s kinda neckbeard-ish but sweet and shy. Yes, he watches Marvel but he thinks the Disney+ series are crap. 🙄
And he respects women. 😌
He respects one particular woman so much that he’ll absolutely die for her and give her everything she wants because she’s the world to him! 😫
(Spoiler: it’s his niece)
And he owns a katana.
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Hmm Perhaps Mira should learn some tricks 🤔 (ignoring the fact that she’s a cat.) Her rolling over would actually be so fucking cute.
Sticking her “paw” in his face while he’s trying to work (maybe even while he’s on Zoom calls just to be extra annoying.
Imagine explaining that to your boss. 😣
“Sorry sir, that was my barely legal niece with whom I’m engaged in a fetishistic relationship where she pretends to be my cat and I pretend to be her doting owner. My apologies for the interruption. I’ll put her back in her cage now and tell her no treats after dinner.”
*Audible hiss in the background*
Maybe if she sits on her knees under ~~ Daddy’s ~~ Bruno’s desk and gives him really sad sowwy eyes he’ll let her suc his dick. 🥺💕
But even if he tries to shoo her off she’ll bite his hand and blow him anyways. She’s a little troublemaker. >:3
Cue Bruno talking about serious businessman stuff with his dick in her mouth.
Of course, she doesn’t let him cum until it’s his turn to talk. Maybe he’s the one who gives the closing statements. 😏