We're laughing,trying to hide our screams

by Soukoku_simp263

Summary:

What if 14!dazai osamu was sent to a mission to musutafu,the U.A highschool.
with a member of the armed detective agency and a little child from the government's experimental lab?

The trio gets a bit......chaotic.

 

Or
Chuuya dazai and ranpo go to U.A .

 

Or or
A traumatised 14 year old (not quite)mafioso,an 18 year old candy-loving detective and a 14 year old government lab experiment trauma baby having unofficial therapy by being stuck on a joint mission toghether! :)
Yippyyyy

(Ps.expect chaos)

Notes:

sorry if it's short
I hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1

Notes:

If you're rereading this: I Chang ethe boss's name to gen'emmon

CHAPTER 1:THE MISSION(TW:MATURE CONTENT)

the old mafia boss's room 

(dazai pov) I was sitting beside that old hag's bed,listening to him whine over and over.

Gen'emmon:"I want to hear them screaming underneath me,begging for mercy. I want to make them cry out in pain."

'disgusting bitch' I thought

dazai:"is that how you got that whore?"

some people might think it's disrespectful to call your mother a whore,but that was the truth.she was just a little whore,not even caring if I lived or died.

but that's not even the worst part! this old hag laying in that bed is 80 years old! and guess what? that whore, is 27! I told you she just want to get fucked.

After 40 minutes of him whining,he told me something that for once,caught my attention.

Gen'emmon:"I want you to go to musutafu and gather information,the heroes have been quite nosy."

I grinned:"I'm getting interested,go on"

Gen'emmon:"those low life heroes are trying to pass the border,that's why I am sending you and ranpo on this mission."

'Ranpo? Does he mean ranpo edogawa?' I thought.

Dazai"but thats not all,is it?"

Gen'emmon:"heh,you're smart,just as I thought. And yes,there is a little boy your age coming from the government's experimental lab,chuuya nakahara."

'Nakahara? I think I've heard that before.' I just got caught thinking about that bot.

Dazai:"Any description? On chuuya?"

Gen'emmon:"ask mori,he'll tell you."

I nodded

as i was about to leave,he said:"if you fail,im putting. You in the dungeon for 3 months"

I just smiled,he?locking me up? He's to scared to do that.

at the armed detective agency

(Ranpo pov)

yosano and kunikida walked up to me after haruno told them about the mission i had.

kunikida:"ranpo-san,are you sure that this won't be a bit overbord?"

Ranpo:"you're afraid that the HPSC will find out and barge into yokohama like a madman,right?"

kunikida nodded,it was really reasonable he was anxious. But not trusting the president? Oh thats just another thing.

ranpo:"do you doubt the president's choice?"

kunikida's head shot up as he said:"NO! It's not that! Just....even though you are strong, you are with a mafia member and a human experiment.god knows what they might do."

i chuckled:"relax! I've got everything under control!"

kunikida was about to argue,but yosano chimed in and said:"kunikida,you mean well and I know that,but you are underestimating ranpo."

kunikida:*sigh*"yeah,you're right. I'm so sorry ranpo-san"

i just smiled and nodded,i kinda wanna see how musutafu is like ever since i left.

 

at the experimental lab 

(doctor N's pov)

N:"that brat is wanted for a mission huh?" *tch*

I tossed the papers on the desk and went to check how much he improved.

As i walked throughthe door i was greeted by flying object,flying around peacefully. 

N:"hey brat!"

I yelled,when his body froze a smirk creeped on my face.

N:"they need you for a mission so get your lazy ass over here,we're going shopping!"

He walked towards me and we left for the mall.

I cant wait to get rid of this brat!

 

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Chapter 2

Notes:

Chapter 2 at your service!!!
Hope you enjoy this little story and fell free to point out any mistakes! Since English is not my first language there might be mistakes(T_T)
ok I'll just shut up and let you read the chapter,bye!

CHAPTER 2:THE MALL

at the mall

(Chuuya pov)

I followed father(doctor N) to the mall,it was so big! 

this is the first time I've seen so many people in one place!

N:"look brat,we need to get you 4 sets of clothing,a phone,a bag and a pair of gloves.

you are free to any clothes you want but do not run of on your own,got it?"

he seemed angry...

I nodded so quickly I was afraid my neck would break.

 

30 minutes passed and we came across a store selling beautiful clothing,but since most of the clothing was for girls and I'm supposed to represent a guy father refused to let me see the clothes.

 

we bought the rest of the clothes and we just needed a set for the meeting and a backpack.

(3rd person pov)

the duo reached a shop when the ginger boy stopped,the scientist turned to see what the younger was staring at when he saw:a black hoodie,blue jeans and a black backpack.

N:"so you're saying you want that set?" he asked.he could've swore that he saw stars in the youngers eyes when he(chuuya) turned his head towards the scientist.

N:"fine,fine,I'll buy it."

the younger jumped out of happiness,exited for the mission.

 

 

at the armed detective agency 

 yosano walked up to ranpo,hoping for an answer.

ranpo:"need something?"

he asked.

yosano:"oh! yea....do you think dazai will be there? or is he gonna skip it?"

she asked,wanting to know more about her co-workers teammates.

ranpo:"he'll be there,why? scared to face him again?"

he asked,teasing the younger.

yosano:"w-what?! no! why would you think that?haha...."the doctor said,trying to seem cool about it.

Totally not nervous.

the older chuckled,knowing the answer but deciding to change the topic.

ranpo:"well,how about you help me pack my stuff and I'll go see if president has any candies?" the detective said,shifting to his childish personality.

yosano:"wha-?" she got cut off by the detective sprinting to the president's office.

she chuckled:"here we go again." she mumbled and went to pick the set of clothes the detective needed.she'll be the one escorting him to the train station anyway,so why not help him in packing,too?

Notes:

Hello again!
Sorry this is really short 😔
I do not have a specific time to update so I'll upload as soon as possible and I might write long or short chapters so please bare with me 😅
If you have any ideas feel free to let me know.
Please leave kudos and comments🙏🏻
Thx for reading

Chapter 3

CHAPTER 3:THE MEETING

(Dazai pov)

I was sitting in the car my father reserved for me to the train station with mori and elise,I really wanna see who this nakahara boy is,his name seems familiar.

mori:"dazai-kun,is everything alright?"

oh,right,I forgot i was supposed to gather information about nakahara.

dazai:"yea..."

elise:"what are you thinking about? wait! let me guess! ...oh! are you anxious about the mission?"

is she out of her mind? why would I be worried?

dazai:"nope"

elise:"then what? oh~ it's because they're here, right?"

"who?"

"come on! don't act dumb! you know what I'm talking about!" she said and then started pouting.

ugh,she can be so annoying sometimes

mori:"dazai-kun,elise-chan,we're here."

as he said that I opened the door and rushed outside,happy to finally get away from that pedophile.

dazai:"by elise! oh and mori,please go kys."

mori:"you're mean dazai-kun! by the way Don't forget about that backstory we practiced!"

dazai:"yeah,yeah, I wont!"

I said as I walked inside,sitting on one of the chairs,waiting for the others.

(ranpo pov)

I reached the train station with yosano,when we entered,I saw a familiar figure:a boy with brown hair and brown and maroon eyes,he was wearing a brown sweater and black pants.

yosano:"is he the mafia boy?"

I snapped out of my thoughts when yosano asked me about that,does facing him again pain her that much?

After a few seconds I noticed a gaze in our direction when I looked back I saw dazai glaring at us like we were some kind of stranger trying to kidnap him.

I walked up to him,yosano following me.

ranpo:"hey,dazai! Good to see ya here! what ya doing?"

he just rolled his eyes and focused back on his phone.

dazai:"nothing,just waiting for you and that nakahara boy."

I ruffled his hair slightly and asked:"why so grumpy?come on,cheer up! we get to get away from those two! aren't you happy?"

he huffed and said:"I mean,I am happy, but not happy to spend it with you of all people."

Oh he totally isn't salty about what happened.

I chuckled to myself and sat beside him,waiting for our 3rd teammate

(Dazai pov)

 After about 30 minutes, we saw a boy with orange hair walking towards us,when he got closer I noticed he had hetrochromia:one eye brown and the other blue.

when he reached us he bowed,was he from a traditional family? 'cause if he is then it'll be Hella boring to be around him.

After ranpo greeted him,the boy gave a remote?and a note to him. he looks kinda cute...

what the hell? why would I think that? I JUST MET HIM A MINUTE AGO!

I shook my head,trying to get the thoughts off

(ranpo pov)

the kid gave me a remote and a letter.what were these for? I opened the letter

'dear ranpo,I am doctor N,chuuya's caretaker. I would like to inform you that the remote chuuya gave you will grand you control over its chocker.

you have permission to activate the tazer inside it's chocker,if he had done anything wrong, do not hesitate to activate the tazer.

do not worry about it getting hurt,it is not a human and you have every right to punish it.

~doctor N'

this man is crazy! of course I will not punish him for little mistakes! and why is doctor N referring to chuuya as an it?

After I calmed my mind,I started giving the necessary information about the mission. and then we got on the train to outside of the border.

Chapter 4

CAPTER 4:U.A

 (RANPO POV)

the train ride out to out of the border was 1 hour which was pretty short considering we arrived at our temporary hotel in 10 hours time.

it is currently 6:30 p.m. we are walking to our hotel and dazai is carrying an unconscious chuuya,he fell asleep on the bus.

ranpo:"awww,look at you!finally taking responsibility!"

he just frowned.

dazai:"shut up! you FORCED me!"

I chuckled:"oh,and by force you mean not letting me touch him?"

"o-of course not!"

"sure~"

"oh just shut up!"

a few minutes later,we arrived at the hotel. it was quite empty,how boring!

anyway,I got the keys to our room,when we entered.

ranpo:"one bedroom?Well that's a bummer."

"you knew this would happen,didn't you?" he said while glaring at me.

ranpo:"I did know this but I didn't expect the room to be this small."

he just looked at me,puzzled that for once I didn't know every detail of the mission.

and the room was,infact,small.it only fit a kitchen,a bedroom and a restroom.

dazai:"I'll go put him in bed."

ranpo:"okay,are you sure you are the real dazai?'cause the dazai I know,will not give the only bed to a person he barely knows anything about."

I grinned. I looked at dazai who stared at me suspiciously.

ranpo:"or....you like him,don't?" "what?! are you crazy? why would I like someone I just met?"

"you are not as good as acting as you think,not around me,ofcourse."

he just glared at me for a few minutes and entered the bedroom. when he came back he just sat at the dining table.

dazai:"so?any information on our roles?"

ranpo:"our backstory is simple:each one of us has a different Foster parent,one day they all die out of different causes,mine dies In a car crash,yours committed suicide and chuuya's got murdered. so we just have to stick toghether all the time an-" dazai cut me off:" and why's that?" "because we are 'childhood friends' and we feel safe around eachother."

he just nodded.

ranpo:"and the rest just clicks into place:since chuuya has problems with talking and just about anything from outside of the lab,people will believe that he lost his Foster parent at a very young age,and we can make people pitty us,granting us a better access to heroes."

"because they will try to show us the light by sticking by our side more?"

"bingo!"

he rolled his eyes and said:"why do you have to be in this mission?"

"when did you get this petty?"

"ever since you and yosano left the port mafia!"

he didn't let me answer and just went inside of the bathroom and locked the door,oh god....I'm gonna wake up to the sound of blades falling on the ground,aren't I?

 

I might as well just let him calm down,tomorrow is going to be full of unnecessary questions.

I just went and laid down on the sofa and I slowly drifted to sleep.

??? Pov

???:"so that's the demon prodigy,isn't he?"

"yes"

I looked at the monitor.

???:"hmm,I would like to see what's so special about that boy."

Chapter 5

Notes:

I am thankful for your support on this book,I have had some school work so I could not write much.

But I promise I am writing chapters and you do not need to worry about the updates

CHAPTER 5:THE INTERVIEW (PT.1)

(chuuya pov)

I woke up finding myself on a bed,I don't quite remember what I was doing before I fell asleep.

I just laid on top of the bed,not moving till I suddenly heard a sound of metal hitting the floor coming from the...bathroom? I guess?

I just stared at the door when ranpo came inside of the room and went towards the door.

at first he didn't notice I was awake,but then suddenly turned to me causing me to flinch.

ranpo:"sorry,didn't want to scare you."

he said,a hint of worry in his voice.

chuuya:"did something happen?"

"not really,Don't worry about it. oh! and breakfast is on the dining table if you're hungry.you can go eat and we'll join you soon,OK?"

I nodded and got out of bed,I got my phone and exited the room.

(3rd person pov)

After the ginger left,the raven haired boy knocked on the door of the bathroom.

ranpo:"can I come in?"

"What.do.you.want?"

"I just want to talk. and no need to worry,chuuya is not here."

the door opened,revealing a brunette teenager with bloody arms.

the raven haired by sighed and said:"you really like to punish yourself,huh? -picks up bandages-here,let me help you rap it up.we need you cleaned up for the interview."

the younger didn't say anything and just sat on the stool in the bathroom.

 

After a few minutes both of the boys went to the living room,finding the ginger staring at the bread on his plate,confused.

ranpo:"Is everything alright?"

the ginger looked back at the duo,pointing at the bread.

chuuya:"what is this?"

the duo stared at him,'how does he not know what bread is?' they both thought.

the ginger noticed their shocked face and said:"a-am I supposed to know what it is?-he stared back at his plate,ashamed of his low knowledge- s-sorry"

the two boys snapped out of their thoughts at the others apology.

ranpo:"no,no,it's fine.we where just shocked a little." he reassured."

'I want to kill someone but I'm not sure who.' the brunette thought,looking at the ginger who barely ate any of his food.

"are you not hungry?"he asked.

chuuya's head shot up:"n-not really."

 

 

After they all finished,they headed to U.A

 

at U.A 

 the three boys where standing outside of nedzu's office.

"are you sure you are going to tell them what ultra deduction really is?" the brunette asked the older.

ranpo sighed:"well...I have to tell them if I want to get accepted."

 

'ultra deduction.....

it's not what you think it is

it's not the ability to "solve mystery's" or "find the killer"

it can manipulate.....blood?

it gives complete control over the victims blood flow and it has high risks of killing that person if not handled properly

the reason ranpo didn't use it was rather.....strange 

he got his ability from his father,the day before their family car blew up when he was six'

 

the raven haired boy sighed and entered the room,the other two following him.

chuuya clung to dazai's sleeve,felling a bit scared by the glares all might and eraserhead gave them.

 

nedzu:"welcome! you are ranpo edogawa and dazai osamu,correct?" the two boys nodded.nedzu turned to chuuya and said:"and this is A-5-" he got cut off by the brunettes irritated voice:"chuuya,his name is chuuya."

nedzu:"oh,my bad! I mistaken him for another person."

he then gestured at the three empty seats:"please take a seat,I wouldn't want my guests to be uncomfortable."

After the three boys sat,they started the interview with questions about their pasts and their 'quirks' ranpo answered them patiently,even though he was bored as hell at that time.

 

 

eraserhead stared at dazai's bandaged figure,he looked like he hadn't slept in months

aizawa:"if you are comfortable,can I ask about your bandages?" he asked the brunette.

"it's just for show,no need to worry." dazai said,his tone switching to one of happiness instead.

 

meanwhile all might was staring at the ginger who was looking around the room cautiously. 

'He seems familiar' he thought.

 

 

 

 

 

Where had he seen the boy?

 

 

 

 

Notes:

I didn't sleep last night.
It was so random,like I didn't need it and I didn't feel like it.
My geography teacher is a bitch and never really cares about the students.

 

Anyway! Thank you for reading!

 

Edit:
Here's a little fact for people who may be confused

1.why did ranpo says you like punishing yourself" to dazai?
Because as we all know dazai hates pain.
So he inflicts pain on himself as a way to 'punish' himself because of doing something that he deems 'wrong' or 'careless'.
And only ranpo knows what's going on with some parts of dazai
(key word:some)
Even though ranpo is a fu##ing genius,dazai is just hard to read.
Hope this help!:)

Chapter 6

Notes:

Hello!
Sorry for not posting.
I am very sorry.
But I have to say that I will be going on a school trip on Wednesday and I will be there for a whole day(I can't bring my phone) so I will be back on Friday.

CHAPTER 6:THE INTERVIEW(P.2)

Where had he seen that boy?

 

 

 

 

aizawa shota,also known as eraserhead,was staring at the brunette and ginger duo.when he saw the smaller boy get closer to the taller and cling to his sleeve,something in his heart ached.feeling the need to protect those children.

nadzu:"and can you tell me about your quirks?"

the pro-hero snapped back to reality at that question.

he was curious to find out about their quirks.

 

at first,chuuya looked quite puzzled.'what's a quirks?' he thought.but before he got the chance to ask,dazai answered his question in a whisper:"it's the power system. they're a bit weaker than abilities."

chuuya nodded. 'how did he read my mind?!' he questioned mentally.

ranpo:"my quirk is blood manipulation."

nedzu looked confused so ranpo continued

"I can control the persons blood.i can make them do whatever I want and play around with them like a puppet.

but also,I can stop their blood flow and kill them or make them go into a near death situation."

ranpo hated this ability.

'The dance of red camellias....

An ability to control a person's body by manipulating their blood.

It sounds like a 'villainous quirk'

Which explains endeavors protest of him being 'Unfitting' for a hero 

 

ranpo won't argue 

This ability is made for monsters.People who don't care about anyone and only want power.

Just like his father.

Thats right!his father was a fucking psychopath who would abuse them,drink everyday and hit ranpo with the empty bottles.

Now that he thinks about it,he's glad that their car blew up 

but he definitely misses his mother'

at the thought of his mother,ranpo stopped thinking about that incident.

he saw midnight arguing with endeavor on if he should attend u.a or no.

nedzu:"please ignore them. I will make sure to talk to them both.please continue."

 now it was dazai's turn to introduce his 'quirk'

"my quirk is nullification,I can nullify any quirk by touching the user."

nedzu nodded"and now you." he gestured towards chuuya,who was fidgeting with his hands.

"my quirk is gravity m-manipulation." he said in a low voice,but nedzu heard it anyway.

nedzu:"thank you,now I will give you some papers to write what we can tell the class about you.feel free to ask your guardian for anything."

he handed them the papers and allmight was told to lead them to the other room.

on the way,allmight couldn't keep his mouth shut and kept talking about his duties and how heroes were 'great'.

but a question he asked made the three boys stop in their tracks.

"young nakahara,you are one of N's labrats,aren't you?"

chuuya stared at him wide eyed and started shaking 'did I do something wrong?' chuuya thought and dazai and ranpo were ready to punch allmight till he begs for mercy.

"that's quite personal,don't you think?" ranpo interfered,looking irritated.

allmight:"I'm just saying.i don't want an experiment ruining u.a."

'this bitch' ranpo thought.

"I can assure you,he is under our supervision. he will not cause trouble." dazai 'assured'.

allmight finally shut up and led them inside of the room.

After allmight left, they both turned to chuuya who was staring at the ground.

"hey,you did nothing wrong,all right?" ranpo tried comforting him. he turned to dazai and said:"can you fill the papers."

dazai just nodded and sat on the couch.

' i swear I'll cut his neck' dazai thought.

 

(nighttime)

the trio will meet the class tomorrow.

chuuya and dazai were watching TV and ranpo was on the phone with yosano in the kitchen.

 

                                  the call

 

yosano:so? how has the mission gone so far?

 

ranpo:fine,but chuuya is.......how should I say this? sensitive.

 

yosano:how so?

 

ranpo:it seems like the trauma he has has made him have PTSD flashbacks at the mention of hospitals or anything related to medics.

 

yosano:oh,that poor kid. oh,and how is dazai doing?

 

ranpo:good. he opened up a little. but he still hasn't forgave us.

 

yosano:oh.....

 

ranpo:and I almost forgot! he has kinda gotten....attached to chuuya.

 

yosano: I know that tone....oh~ is it what I think it is?~

 

ranpo/yosano: HE'S IN LOVE!

 

After a few minutes he hung up and went to check on the youngers.

when he entered the living room he saw the two boys on the couch,with chuuya's head on dazai's shoulder and dazai's head on chuuya's.

both of them where asleep and a small smile was on the brunettes mouth.

 

seeing this scene,ranpo brought a blanket and put it on the two.

he sat there in front of them for a few minutes with a smile.

"it's the first time in years that dazai had slept like this."

he got up and went to the bedroom.

before entering,he turned to the two boys sleeping on the couch 

"goodnight you two,you both need it."

he then entered the bedroom and slumped on the bed.

 

Notes:

I love ranpo being a good big brother:)
Anyway!
All my teachers are bitches(except 3 of them)
I nearly drowned today at swiming class and am a loner.
Just great/sarcastic

 

Oh! And I am working on a one-shot.
So stay tuned for that too!

 

Anyway, bye!

Chapter 7

Notes:

Hello!
I'm back!
I'm so sorry I haven't been posting.
I have had a bunch of work and my exams have started
And I am posting this in the middle of a wedding!

CHAPTER 7:INFORMATION 

in the morning,ranpo got up to sounds of two people bickering.

he got up and went to the living room,countering the two younger kids bickering over the uniform like an old married couple.

"come on chibi! we have to wear this uniform!"

the brunette said.earning a pouting ginger facing the opposite way.

"chibi? what kind of nickname is that?" the older said,startling the duo.

"it's a little name for a little person!" the bandaged said.

the ginger just stuck his tongue out at him.

ranpo chuckled and pointed at the uniform:"well,we have to wear it wether you like it or not."

"told ya!" the brunette said,looking proud.

chuuya just snatched the uniform out of the taller males hand and went inside the room to change.

ranpo turned to dazai and said:"I have some information about 1.A, we need to memorise it."

he just nodded.

they sat at the dining table.

"after the USJ incident,the other students started calling them 'cursed' or 'useless' because the L.O.V had been after them really often and they nearly killed both eraserhead and allmight" ranpo said.

"so let me guess,the teachers aren't doing much except for eraserhead and midnight?"

dazai asked.thought it didn't sound like a question. 

ranpo nodded in response and started reading the other students files again.

 

 

after chuuya wore the uniform(with lots of struggles) he walked out of the room,seeing that ranpo was tapping something(a morse code?perhaps?) on the table

<there are heroes outside the door,keep quiet.>

both chuuya and dazai frowned.

'why are they keeping an eye on us again?' chuuya thought,still a little confused.

on the other side the heroes where trying to figure out what the conversation was about.

"you say they are from yokohama right?" hawks asked.

"yes,and they may be a possible threat to us" endeavor said as they waited for trio to come out.

 

 

(Aizawa pov)

I was waiting outside the building for the new students to arrive

 

 

they gave us very little information about themselves....

 

(Flashback)

 

"so you're saying the only information we have is their name,age and quirk?"

the pro-hero said.

 

"yes,and the oldest(ranpo) will be your assistant."nedzu said calmly.

 

"and why's that?" a new voice joined in.

the two figures turned towards the owner of the voice.

"how may I help you _____?"nedzu asked

 

"tell me why you let N's labrat to attend?"

the figure asked.

 

"well simply because it has the power of arahabaki within itself." the mamal said calmly.

 

during this conversation,the only question in his mind was:

 

 

 

 

Why is he here?

 

 

Notes:

Again, I am so sorry for not posting.
I hope you enjoyed and will forgive me for the delay.
I am so thankful for all of the support!
I hope it reaches your expectations

BTW I just got sick.....again.

 

Chuuya and dazai's interaction was cute,wasn't it?

Chapter 8

Notes:

I am so sorry it took so long!
I was having a bit of a writers block.
I hope you enjoy it.

And thanks for all of the wonderful support.

CHAPTER 8:FIRST DAY

 

 

 

Why is he here?.....

 

(Flashback ends)

 

"helloooo? earth to eraserhead!" I snapped out of my thoughts when I noticed the hand in front of my face waving at me.

"oh, you spaced out a little there didn't ya?" the brown haired teen said.

'When did these three get here?' I asked myself

 

"wait,when?- y'know, never mind. follow me inside." I started walking and the three teenagers started pacing after me.

 

after a few minutes of awkward silence -well, save for the questions the little ginger was asking his taller companion and the brunette answering him with patience- the oldest -ranpo, was it?- asked:

ranpo:"hey, can you tell me....what I'm supposed to do? y'know? because I'm 18 and I'm a little too old for first year?"

so, straight to the point, huh?

I turned around to the three boys.

ranpo stared at me awaiting an answer.

dazai wasn't really interested and kept looking around the empty hallways.(the three where supposed to be present at the school campus earlier than normal to get them 'familiar' with their surroundings and make sure they're 'comfortable' with being there for long periods of time)

and chuuya, who was the most curious out of the three was looking at some of his surrounding objects with awe.

I don't know what, but something in my heart ached when I saw him looking at a freaking security camera  like a little child in a candy store.

I shook my head, trying to focus on ranpo's question.

"well, principal nedzu told me that you'll be my....assistant. you will help me in some lessons and monitor the class in my absence. principal nedzu said your intelligence is rather intense for a person your age. but he thinks you'll be the most suitable."I said, and he looked at me as if wanting me to continue. so I did "and you'll be participating in training and different classes, too. so, you're kinda like a-"

"a class representative?" he continued for me.

"yes" I confirmed.

"I think we should get going unless we would wanna be late" dazai said.

'quite observant,huh?' I thought.

I nodded and motioned for them to follow me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

it's gonna be a long day,isn't it?

 

 

Notes:

This is fucking short,I'm sorry😭😭😭
Well,the characters where a bit oocyte,huh?
I'm sorry if that bothers you,but I cannot picture their characters perfectly.
So I am really sorry

I wanted to thank all of you for your support,I really appreciate it.

I hope you enjoyed!

Chapter 9: Special

Summary:

Dazai has a good day

Notes:

Sorry this is late!

Hope you enjoy

Inspired by: pity party- melanie martinez

☆~DAZAI'S B-DAY SPECIAL~☆

 

(3rd person pov)

(flashback)

 

the brunette sat at his desk at the port mafia headquarters.

'This is boring!' he thought,leaning against his chair.

he started spinning his pen in between his fingers to ease his boredom.

"dazai-san? are you still there?" a voice asked from the other side of the door. causing dazai to snap out of his mind.

"come in!" he said. the door opened,revealing an older male standing in front of the brunette. 

"hirotsu-San! what brings you here?" the younger asked,switching back to his cheerful and childish personality.

the older brought a wooden box infront of the teenager.

"I know I won't be able to give this to you on your birthday,due to your mission. so I will give this to you now and you have to promise me you'll open it on your birthday." the older male said.

the brunette couldn't hide the little smirk from finding it's place on his lips.

the older male always celebrated his birthday,no matter how many times dazai said 'I don't need it' or 'I don't have time for this'.

sometimes the brunette wondered if hirotsu was just acting,but he couldn't deny that he enjoyed hirotsu's company.

the younger finally took the wooden box handed to them.

hirotsu bowed and left the room.

as much as the brunette was curious what was inside the box,he would never break his promise to hirotsu. the older male had earned his respect and he isn't going to open the box until his birthday.

and with that,he went back to singing his favorite suicide song.

(flashback ends)

 

the brunette was lying on the couch when he remembered that specific memory.

'Should i open the box now or.....' his thoughts were caught of as he heard his name being called.

" hey dazai! there is a festival nearby, and me and chuuya are planning to go check it out. wanna come?" the ravenette said.

the brunette thought for a minute.

"sure,not like I gave anything better to do." he said while getting off of the couch.

"perfect! now go get ready and be outside." the raven said while walking towards the door.

'well i guess the box gotta wait.' the brunette said while searching his luggage for his clothes.

 

After a few minutes he came out in a white button-up shirt with a black vest,light-brown pants and a brown coat on top. (a/n:like his 22 outfit,without his bolo Koyou forced him to bring this)

he saw chuuya in the same hoodie he saw him the first day and ranpo in a normal black T-shirt and jeans,with a dark blue cardigan.

the brunette was thinking about the wooden box when ranpo started dragging him and chuuya forward.

"come on! we're gonna be late if you don't move it!!" ranpo whined. 

"what's the real reason we're going there?" dazai asked.

"to have fun,of course!" ranpo said,thinking it was obvious.

"you getting sweets is the main reason,isn't it?" the brunette said.

"oh you know me so well! but...it's not JUST that,I wanted to show our little friend here" ranpo raps his hand around the younger gingers neck in a friendly manner before continuing:"what a festival is like! I'm sure he would love to see it!" he looked at the ginger,waiting for his answer.

the ginger nodded,dazai almost missed it.

"fine,fine.whatever!"dazai grumbled and started to walk toward the place which the festival was held.

 

(a few minutes later)

 

when they reached the festival ranpo ran to the food stands,looking at all of them with starry eyes.

chuuya on the other hand,was clinging to dazai's sleeve with one hand and was looking around at all the colourful lights and stands like a little child in a candy store.

and dazai's mind was on that little box and what hirotsu had put in there.

After a while ranpo came back with four cotton candy's and handed one to chuuya and dazai while he kept the two huge ones for himself.

"eat it! it's really good!" he said with a mouth full of cotton candy.

chuuya took a small piece and put it in his mouth,his face lighting up when it started to melt in his mouth. 

dazai was fighting the small smile that was threatening to creep onto his face,while he saw the smaller boy jumping like a child with ranpo.

(After the festival)

 

the three were walking back home, when ranpo suddenly realised somethin.

"God! I forgot it!" he yelled desperately,then he turned to chuuya. "do you have any ideas?" he asked the ginger while the ginger nodded slowly.

"what are you to talking about?" dazai asked.

" I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about." ranpo said while grabbing chuuya's wrist and dragged him while running toward the opposite way. while yelling.

"you go back, we have something to take care of! we'll meet you back home!" and with that they disappeared into the dark.

the brunette sighed and turned back and walked off.

'why did I even think he remembered?' the brunette thought while looking at the ground.

'Well, at least today was fun,  I guess' and with that, he walked inside the apartment.

walking inside his room he noticed the wooden box inside his luggage.

not bothering to get changed he picked up the box and sat on the bed.

opening the box he saw a bolo with a blue gem in the middle(a/n: his bolo in the agency) with a three notes and a picture of him,hirotsu,ranpo and yosano in his manors garden,smiles plastered on all of their faces.

"I think this was when I was 8" he mumbled to himself while opening the first note.

 

"hello dazai-san. I hope you have a wonderful 14th birthday. 

this gift has been prepared for you ever since you told us your love for such piece of clothing.

I hope this will satisfy your desire.

 

~Ryūrō Hirotsu"

dazai smiled at the note,getting a warm feeling inside.

 

he opened the second note.

 

"shuji! or should I say dazai? Well... anywho! Happy birthday!

it was my idea to give it to you when you turn 14.

even if you hate me, I want you to know you will always be my baby brother,even if you deny it.

 

~Edogawa Ranpo"

 

even though he was still mad at him,he still felt a little happy.

 

now the last note 

 

"hey there shujiiiii! Happy birthday!

if I could I would hug you so tight you will see heaven for a second! 

anyway! Happy birthday !

 

~Akiko Yosano"

 he laughed when he read the first sentence.

oh how he missed those days.

playing in the Manor with yosano and ranpo,with hirotsu watching over them.

he wore the bolo and stared at the photo.

"so he gave you the bolo,huh?" a voice from the door said.

dazai turned to see ranpo leaning against the door frame.

they stayed silent for a few minutes when ranpo finally spoke.

"well,there is something you might want to see but.." he grabbed the blind fold from his pocket and wrapped it around dazai's eyes,leading him through the way to the living room.

 

ranpo took the blindfold off and went to stand near chuuya.

dazai's eyes took a while to get used to the light.

After his vision cleared,his eyes widened at the sight.

 

chuuya and ranpo behind a chocolate cake with candles at the top.

"happy birthday dazai!" they both said in sync 

 

(Timeskip)

that night,dazai was able to get enough sleep with a smile plastered on his face.

Notes:

Did you like it?
I wanted to do a b- day special for chuuya too
But it got deleted 😕

Thanks for reading

Chapter 10: PLEASE READ!

Summary:

Not a chapter(sorry!)

Notes:

I am feeling a bit sick.
But you know what they say?
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?

Hello lovely people!<3

First of all I am so sorry if you got your hopes up and thought this was a chapter(are there any people like this?)

I am so sorry for the delay in updates but I just want to tell you that the two next chapters are in work.

I am struggling a bit with the character writing and the interactions 😅 

For example:

I am struggling to write chuuya's oblivious and innocent,out of lab personality and mix it with his sassy persona.

Another example is dazai. Writing his character is hard af and I am in need of pointers on how to write his isolated and manipulative personality while having a reasonable grudge against some characters(I'm pretty sure if you search in my published chapters you'll find 'em) while also having his childish personality and get him to act like an actual child a bit.

(To people who say dazai isnt complex:You see how hard he really is?)

And having ranpo being a good older brother while also acting like his autistic,Canon,ass(I am a die hard ranpo lover,but this is just the truth)

And then we have other characters.

 

You have every right to be mad at me.

I am so,so sorry about this.

I am gonna publish the two chapters as fast as I can.

And I am sorry if you're disappointed,you have every right to be.

 

Notes:

You can curse me all you want:)
I will make sure to have the chapters uploaded

Chapter 11: NEW MINI STORY

Summary:

Just a thing I did as a school project
It won the competition so i thought ya'll like it

The name is "a gift from heaven"

It is a bit light compared to my actual writings.

But I write it for school so ...

I SWEAR IT IS GOOD

Chapter 12: ♧~RANPO B-DAY SPECIAL~♧

Summary:

A wonderful day

Notes:

This is so early,help.
This is 11 days early(ranpo's b-day is on October 21st)
You see the favouritism.

(3rd person pov)
"Come on! we're gonna go shopping,whether you like it or not." ranpo said,dragging dazai off the couch.
" I'm sure chuuya would love to come, right?" he continued,turning to chuuya.
chuuya nodded without hesitation.
dazai seemed to perk up at that but tried to keep low.
"Fine,but only if you let me buy the new suicide guide." he mumbled,facing away.
ranpo lit up at that,grabbed dazai's hand, and dragged him to the door. chuuya pacing behind.
during these few weeks they had been living with each other,they had made good progress.
they bought a three-bedroom apartment so that none of them should sleep on the couch.
oh! and turns out that their neighbours were none other than:present Mike and eraserhead.
Well,another secret,their married.
anyway,the first few nights of the apartment were quite the trouble.
chuuya failing to sleep,dazai staying up all night to steal from the hero duo -how didn't he get caught, you may ask? 'cause he's dazai, of course! no matter how experienced these 'heroes' may be,they're nothing against a manipulating genius like him- and ranpo updating the agency (actually chatting with yosano and planning to set up the unsuspecting children(dazai and chuuya) on a date) AND trying to keep the other two from doing whatever they may do.
the hero duo did not get a single night of peace and quiet
Well,it all turned out well,of course.
now that the trio is walking out(more like ranpo dragging the other two), they see eraserhead walking up the stairs.
"Hey, Mr. eraserhead!" dazai said as he waved at the hero,switching to his childish,cheerful voice.
eraserhead looked up from his phone,noticing the trio.
"Hello," he responded,clearly exhausted.
"What are you three doing out? it's getting late. "
he continued.
"Since tomorrow is the weekend and we've been rotting in the house,we decided to go to the mall!" ranpo answered with a lollipop in his mouth and a bag full of candies on his hip.
aizawa was aware of ranpo's addiction to sweets and snacks,but never complained.
it was unhealthy,sure. but he was addicted to coffee,he shouldn't say anything.
"OK then,have fun," he said,walking towards his home as the three boys waved.

when the door closed,dazai switched back to a bored expression.
"if you're gonna stand there like a mannequin then I'll be heading inside to read my wonderful book" he turned on his heels and headed towards the door to their own apartment but was stopped by a hand gripping his sleeve and dragging him back.
he looked over his shoulder. It was chuuya who grabbed his sleeve and dragged him towards ranpo.
normally,dazai would send a death glare at the person dragging him,but with chuuya.....
he says he hates it,but I think we all know that's not what he actually means.

             ________________________________
at the mall,they were passing different stores,often stopping to look at clothes,house decor, and many more.
chuuya's hand was gripping dazai's sleeve,practically dragging him around while following ranpo.
they passed a bookstore,dazai stopped to look at the store,searching for something.
chuuya noticed that dazai had stopped.
he turned towards him, noticing the other staring at the visible books in the store.
he propped his head sideways,approaching the taller.
"What are you doing?" he whispered.
dazai turned to look at him,then pointed to a specific row with an authors name on it.
chuuya just looked more confused.
"Hey, ranpo! we're gonna check this store for a while! you can go find some place to eat!" dazai called out to ranpo,who had turned around to look at the duo.
"o-kay?" he said,looking suspicious.
then he turned around and started walking.
"Call me when you're done,okay?" he said,receiving a confirmation sound from the brunette.
After the ravenette left,dazai dragged chuuya into the bookstore.
they stopped at the row of books dazai was pointing at.
"I'm gonna buy this,what about you?" he said,turning to chuuya.
"I- maybe-I don't even know why we're gonna buy these!" he whisper-shouted.
dazai just huffed.
"Well, the reason is...." dazai started explaining.

              _____________________________
(ranpo pov)
Well....that was strange.
I have some suspicions as to why those to went alone,but I am starting to doubt my own conclusions.
I know most people would expect me to be confident about my ability in solving things,but to be honest,I am not as confident or arrogant as many people tell me I am.
shocking! I know! the 'worlds best detective' is not confident in his own abilities! what a shocker!.
but... I do have my own reasons,but this is not what I should be telling you.
there is already another person qualified to say this.
anyway! I am gonna go find a place to sit, so.....
this is the end of my part! ranpo,out!
                 ____________________________
(dazai pov)
After both me and chuuya got the things,I put them in chuuya's backpack, and we went to find ranpo.
I know he told me to call him but.....that's too much work!
After a few minutes,we found ranpo sitting outside on a bench.
when he noticed us,he practically jumped up and started waving while jumping up and down,wanting us to find him in the crowd.
I took chuuya's hand just to make sure he won't get lost(totally not because I wanted to hold his hand)and started walking towards ranpo.
"What took you guys so long?" he asked us.
"he had trouble choosing," I said,motioning to chuuya, who pouted and looked away,clearly embarrassed.
ranpo raised an eyebrow,not looking convinced. but he eventually let it go.
"Fine. just tell me what food you want." he said,exhaling and looking to the ground.
he looked exhausted. even though it may not seem like it,I do pay attention to little details.
he has been trying to keep us in line and also update his boss on the mission while trying to keep a fun and comfortable atmosphere for all of us to ensure we're OK.
although I am still a bit mad about what he did. I have to admit,he does genuinely care about us and the mission.
I guess he still has that ranpo I knew from when I was 5 in him.
I barely managed to keep the smile that creeped onto my face hidden.
"You didn't answer my question." ranpo said,snapping me out of my thoughts.
oh yeah,I did.
"Crab!" I said cheerfully.
he sighed but smiled.
"And you?" he turned to chuuya,who was deep in thought
"I....I'll eat whatever!" he said,getting frustrated.probably at himself.
"I'll probably get ramen," ranpo said.
"What's ramen?" chuuya asked.
"it's noodles in broth with toppings like beef,egg, and other things on it," ranpo answered.
chuuya looked amazed.
"That sounds good!"he cheered.
"Do you want one too?" ranpo asked.
chuuya nodded frantically. I was afraid that his  neck would break.
After all of us confirmed our order,we headed to the booths.
             _______________________________
(3rd person pov)
the dinner was spent with laughter and bickering.
it had a bit of a sense of normalcy,dare I say.
After dinner. the ginger and brunette duo went  earlier and left the ravenette with excuse of 'there is something we need to check' and a reassurance that they'll be home as soon as possible.
the ravenette decided to take a walk in the park near their apartment,going over theories as to why the other two have been so secretive lately.
but he was tired and unable to think properly,so can you blame him if he says he has no idea?
time went by, and he was still walking in that park,probably walking in the same path 14 times now.
then,a phone call.
he answered it
                         (the phone call)
crab lover 🦀:where are you? its getting late.

willy wonka🍫🍦: sorry,I got lost in thought.

crab lover 🦀: alright,see ya.

willy wonka 🍫🍦:bye,see ya.
                             (call ended)
he put his phone back in his pocket and walked towards the apartment.
he opened the door.
it was dark.
"Hello?" he called out.
suddenly, the lights turned on,poppers spraying confetti everywhere.
a banner hung on the wall with bold letters,saying:

                    ♧~happy birthday!~♧
a cake on the table with some things still on the kitchen counter,ranpo couldn't really see it.
and then,there were dazai and chuuya,party poppers in hand,with smiles on each of their faces.
"wha-when?" ranpo spluttered. how did he forget his own birthday?
everything started clicking in place,those two acting so secretive so suddenly,disappearing at random times,being awfully close(although he wasn't complaining about that).
it was all a plan!
"How did I not notice this?" he mumbled.
"probably because your mind was busy thinking about this mission." dazai said,(more like complained)
"So we decided to get your mind off of all of this for a bit!" chuuya said happily.
"and the bookstore thing?" ranpo asked.
"You'll see." dazai said while grabbing his hand and leading him to the couch.
After they cut the cake and talked and bickered for a while,it was present time.
dazai went into the kitchen and grabbed the thing on the counter,handed one to chuuya, and then both walked in ranpo's direction.
First was chuuya,he handed him a journal and a pen,both were expensive.
"How did you afford thism" ranpo asked.
"moris credit card," dazai said with a hint of playfulness in his voice.
ranpo chuckled.
then,it was dazai's turn.
he handed him a set of 3 books. all of them by edgar Allen, poe.
"how-" ranpo started,but dazai cut him off before he got the chance to say anything.
"I know you like his books,so I bought them,now you owe me," dazai said,the last part only added to cover up the fact he actually cared.
ranpo smiled,thanking both of them.
they agreed to watch a movie.
horror sounded fun.
they chose the movie 'Conjuring'.
by the middle of the movie,it started raining.
it was scary as it was,but the thunder made it 10 times more scary.
by the end of the movie, dazai and chuuya were curled up near ranpo and all three ghastly pale.
After a few minutes, all three of them started laughing like crazy
After they got ready for bed,all three of them had made a silent agreement that they would all sleep in the same bed.
in ranpo's opinion:this will definitely be on his 'best birthdays' list.

Notes:

Fun fact: my birthday is on October 19th
And a little request:please refer to me as mizuki or mizu(NOT MY REAL NAME)

Some facts:
-ranpo's insecurity has been healed for a while,but due to some unfortunate events it has resurfaced again
-although dazai still holds a grudge against ranpo for reasons. He still cares and knows ranpo actually cares
-yes,ranpo knows poe and has a crush on him(although he denies it)
-the reason ranpo forgot about his own birthday is the stress of the mission and the knowledge that chuuya is suffering and feeling responsible for both chuuya and dazai
-chuuya can talk both normally and in morse code. Due to the lab originaly creating him as a weapon for the government to use for missions,but he doesn't know how to read and write because N did not consider it important
-dazai helps chuuya to read and write
-they have been in the city for about a month before moving to their new apartment
-aizawa and Mike have always tried to help the trio with stuff like groceries,but no matter how much they search they find no files regarding the children's families.

Chapter 13: Chapter 9:meeting 1A

Notes:

Finally back!
I am so,so fucking sorry it took this long to post this.
I am currently posting at midnight and I have school tomorrow morning soo....yeah
But no need to worry! I have the next chapter written at about a quarter and I will start writing chapter 11 tomorrow also!

I hope you enjoy it and I'm sorry if its a bit bad.

TW:vomiting,mentions of deprivation,anorexia and dehumanising

 

 

 

 

After the tour, I led them to the classroom.

ranpo practically sprinting to get a window seat, and dazai dragging chuuya with him to two seats close to ranpo.

I wonder how the problem children will react to this.

 

                     ______________________  

(3rd person pov)

After a few minutes, the first students arrived.

momo yaorozu and tenya lida.

'it's no surprise.' ranpo thought.

the two students looked at the trio for a few minutes and then went to sit at their assigned seats.

meanwhile,dazai was teaching chuuya how to read(he has some problems). surprisingly, chuuya is a really fast learner, making him easier to teach.

dazai himself was enjoying teaching him. which is a first since he usually hates human interaction. 

but he won't admit that. in his words, "the only enjoyable thing about this was seeing the chibi struggle."

 (Momo's pov)

when i arrived at the entrance of the school. I noticed lida walking in.

I approached him and started talking with him about the arrival of the new transfer students.

when we arrived at the classroom,we noticed three boys already inside,all three wearing the u.a uniform. the transfer students,perhaps?

one of the boys had jet black hair with his eyes closed and a lollipop in his mouth. sitting laid back,feet on the table crossed,his hands behind his head and talking to the brunette sitting behind him here and there.

the other one was a brunette,with a messy hair style and bandages around his body. his eyes were a mix of maroon and brown. he was sitting with his chin resting on the palm of his hand, and he seemed to make some comments and tease the boy sitting on the desk next to him.

and lastly, a ginger boy with blue and brown eyes,who tried to keep his attention on the notebook in front of him while giving the brunette and the ravenette a puffed cheek now and then.

quite an interesting trio,I have to say.

lida,however, was quite angry at the ravenette having his feet on his desk and stormed towards him.

"Hey,you! get your feet off the desk! this is a disrespectful action towards school property!" he said,moving his hand robotically.

"Oh, look! it's the robo-man!" The brunette joked. causing the other two to chuckle.

lida got angrier,moving his hands faster as to scold the brunette for his 'unforgivable' actions,which resulted in the trio laughing harder.

"ooooohh nooooo! he's getting mad! ahhhhhhh! he's gonna kick us with his machine legs!." the ravenette said between intakes of breath.

normally,such things would not be seen as funny. it sounds insulting. and insulting someone's quirk features is not polite.

but it seems those three seem like they're quite enjoying this.

speaking of quirk mutilation,none of them have any signs of having a quirk.

the brunette had bandages,maybe its related to his quirk somehow?

though,that wouldn't make sense, either. What does a nullification quirk have to do with bandages?

but,again, Mr.aizawa did mention his quirk was touch-based,so maybe that's it?

but why a bandage around his eye?

this is confusing.

                    ____________________________

(3rd person pov)

After a while,the classroom started to fill up with kids,chatting and laughing.

Well.....nobody actually approached the new students.

which,was.......understandable? maybe?

because ,well,they are from yokohama,a city that's rumoured to be a villian-only city.

citizens tormented by the shadow of darkness, the villains had spread. 

plus, the only part of their background was from when they were way younger,and even that seemed a bit sketchy,kids with no reputation and people to get information from.

It's only natural to be suspicious. 

especially considering the class has been tormented by their peers for a simple mistake.

 

 

After the class was full of children,they tried avoiding sitting next to the trio,although some weren't as lucky.

 

"OK, everyone, settle down. As you may know,today the new transfer students have arrived and yes,I did do a brief introduction a few days prior,but I want them to come over here and introduce themselves properly to the class" Mr.aizawa said,motioning for the yokohama kiddos to step infront of the class.

 

it was-surprisingly- dazai who spoke first.

"Hello, everyone! my name is dazai osamu,my quirk is nullification-by touch- and if I overuse it, I get headaches! pleasure to meet you all!" he said in an awfully sweet tone.

there was a huge wave of hands shooting up, ready to ask questions.

"problem children,settle down. you can ask questions after introductions." Mr.aizawa said.

the class dropped their hands,rather disappointed.

After everyone settled down again,it was ranpo's turn.

"ranpo edogawa,my quirk is blood manipulation and I will probably be the smartest person you've ever met." he said,not really caring if he seemed over confident.

"the fuck did you say extra?! I will blow your over confident ass up!" barked an angry classmate.

who might that be? yes,the one and only bakugou katsuki!(or boom-boom boy as dazai likes to say.)

bakugou was about to lunge at ranpo but he was stopped by a reddish glow surrounding him.

"wha-"he was cut of by dazai.

"now now,it's not polite to attack your guests is it?" he said,with a smile that scared the devil himself.

before bakugou could answer,the red glow disappeared and he landed on his butt on the floor.

"okay chibi,introduce yourself."dazai said,breaking the awkward silence.

chuuya tried to punch dazai in the guts with his elbow(which he dogged) and then introduced himself.

"my name is chuuya...nakahara,my quirk is gravity manipulation." he said.

 

 

"now for the questions." dazai said.

 at that the other kids hands shot up .

"first,brocoli boy"he said.

the boy in question simply ignored the stupid nickname in his hurry to ask the question.

"my name is midoriya izuku and if you don't mind me asking ,what's with the bandages?"

"it's simply comfortable"

"oh...alright then,thank you!" midoriya said as he sat down. 

next was ranpo

he simply pointed to tenya.

"my name is tenya lida and I wanted to ask about the function of your quirk."he said,his tone way too formal.

"I can control someone's body if I can access their blood and I can also put them in a near death state but if I lose control I may accidentally kill that person." he said with his lollipop still in his mouth.

"I understand!thank you for answering!" lida said,bowing slightly and sitting down.

it continued like that for a while, then aizawa started the class.

the lessons were....rather boring,and ridiculous.

they went through the first half of that days lessons.

and then the lunch bell rung.

 the yokohama trio waited a bit longer,deciding to go last.

"well that went worse than expected" dazai said,groaning and slamming his forhead on his desk. he was bored!

"how many lessons are left?" chuuya asked.

"about...two?three? i dont really know anymore" dazai said,pretending to be a goody-two shoes is exhausting.

"we have hero training with allmight right after lunch" 

slam

dazai slammed his head on the desk again.

"great" he said while standing up"come one,if we arrive late they might get suspicious."

and with that,the three of them headed to the cafeteria .

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"hey guys!" a cheerfull voice called out as they entered.

they looked over to the direction the voice came from,they saw a cheerful,alien-like,pink-skinned girl waving them over to their table.

at the table sat,a red haired kid with spiky hair.

another kid with blond hair(he reminded dazai of pikachu)

a boy with straight,short,black hair and wierd elbows(quirk mutilation?)

and another blonde boy-who they recognise as bakugou- who looked pissed(at who?one may never know)

they walked over to the table,the girl-mina- grabbing them and forcing them to sit down.

"how about we eat lunch together?"she asked.

none of them answered for a while until ranpo nodded.

After the trio got their food and sat down again,their fellow classmates noticed how they barely touched their food.

"hey,why aren't you guys eating?do you not like the food?" kaminari questioned them with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, not really,I just ate a lot of snacks today,so I'm not that hungry."ranpo explained.

"no particular reason ,just don't want to"dazai said rather nonchalantly.

but chuuya stayed quiet,poking and prodding at his food while occasionally putting a few bites in his mouth.

eventually,the ua students let it go and continued eating and minding their own business.

there was peace and quiet until chuuya suddenly stood upright "need to use the restroom,I'll be back in a bit" he announced.

then he went straight to the bathroom.

when he reached there and opened the door he ducked for the last stall to avoid any unnecessary attention and quickly closed the stall door behind him.

he sat on his knees,kneeling over the toilet bowl while shoving down to fingers in his throat,trying to make himself puke.

it had been a routine the trio had picked up:

1.they got food

2.they eat a portion of it(ranpo eating the most)

3.chuuya rushing to the bathroom after a few bites and throwing up

4.and coming back to his two dark haired companions like nothing ever happened.

everytime the duo got chuuya any food,he'd eat as much as he could stomach before throwing up because he didn't want them to fell bad about him not finishing it

he didn't want them to waste money on a non-human being such as himself,they should be buying food for themselves and letting him starve.

that was how father always did it.

the only thing resembling food he got were IV drips containing necessary nutrients once a week and water three days a week(if father was feeling generous or excessively kind chuuya would get and orange juice)

that was fine,chuuya was used to it

but with ranpo and dazai?not so much

the first time he did this they looked extremely concerned(in their own respective ways) and no matter how many times he insisted they eat without him,they still refused.

 

chuuya was still heaving and emptying his stomach contents in the toilet bowl when suddenly his phone rings

he scrambles to grab it from his pocket with his clean hand and looks at the contact name.

 

'professor N '

 

oh no,father's calling.

 

chuuya took a few seconds to clear his airway so he would be able to speak without sounding hoarse.

the he answered the call.

 

"look who decided to answer the fucking phone." he said,voice dripping with venom"fucking brat,you leave them alone for a few weeks and they reset like some malfunctioning robot" he spat.

 

chuuya stayed quiet,because he knew that if he sid anything,father might tell ranpo or dazai to activate the choker.and if you asked chuuya,he doesn't like getting electrically shocked.

 

"Anyway,I have something extra for your mission." he paused for a bit and then....

 

 

 

 

 

"I want you to kill allmight."

Notes:

Again,I'm terribly sorry this took so long
Thanks to those who have waited
And I just noticed the kudos
Thank you so much!<3
Love ya'll😭
Oh and...uhm,how do I say this?

My exams have started and I have my persian exam tomorrow so....yeah
I have one on Monday and the other on Wednesday as well
The next week being the same
But fear not my dear readers!
I,shall keep posting as frequently as I possibly can!
Thank you for your patience my dear butterflies 🦋

~mizuki

Notes:

This is my first fanfic sorry its bad

 

Please tell me your ideas and feel free to point out any mistake!
Thx

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of Bsd crossovers