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Summary:

Usopp’s garden is under attack by a nightly invader. Luffy, being the good friend he is and not at ALL motivated by food, is going to catch the criminal! (And eat it.)

He fails but also doesn’t fail. He does at least get something tasty out of this.

Notes:

Uuuuuhhhh hoppy Easter!?

What even is this 😭

Please bear with me. I’ve read like two fics with egg laying in them in my LIFE. This is not my area of expertise. So I kinda just made shit up as I went. 😬 so without any further ado!! Whatever the fuck this is!

Chapter 1: Nutting Down the Bunny Tail

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Slurping loudly on a milkshake, a young man in a straw hat pushes his way through a busy mall. He nearly drops his shake when a pair of rude, hurried strangers run into him in the crowded aisle. They don’t offer a word of apology and continue rushing away. Gone before he can even think to yell at them. Grumbling, he moves on before anyone else can start shoving. 

 

Admittedly, he needed the jolt back to reality. He got lost in his head thinking about all the different eating places in the food court and which one he wanted to visit next. The milkshake is simply a mall snack, not a meal. There is a difference, obviously.

 

“-at my wit’s end!” Perking up, he hears a familiar voice, frustrated and loud enough to make out over the din of the mall. Lips still wrapped around his straw, he makes one final weaving motion around a baby stroller and spots a bench covered in shopping bags and empty wrappers. Teeth biting into the plastic, he grins. Excitement and joy bubble deep inside him and spill out in quiet giggles as he releases the poor abused straw. 

 

With a skip in his step, he practically bounces over towards the bench. The first person to notice him is a black haired woman, who smiles sweetly and waves. He waves back with much, much more enthusiasm.

 

A couple “hey Luffy”s greet him then, some clearly distracted. Curious, he tilts his head but then remembers the voice he heard before, “hey, something going on, Usopp?” He asks before jamming his straw back into his mouth. 

 

His long nosed friend abruptly turns in his direction, frustration written in his eyes, brows furrowed and frown deep. He crosses his arms against his chest and hunches in on himself. Heaving a dramatic sigh, he snarks, “yes, Luffy, something is going on.”

 

“He’s just mad his garden is shit,” murmurs a man with green hair. Luffy starts, a loud slurp of his milkshake accents his surprise. He didn’t even notice Zoro on the bench, hidden under the bulking bags piled around him.

 

“It’s not shit!” Usopp half shouts. His arms now thrown out wide at his sides. He waves them in cadence with his argument, as if the added emphasis makes his point more substantial, “as a matter of fact,” he points down at the lazing man, “it’s so good - great even - that something won’t stop eating it at night! Every morning for the last week or so, I’ve woken up, gone into my garden,” here he moves to grip his hair with both hands, “and there’s more new damage done!”

 

“Leaves chewed! Whole stalks nibbled in half! Even my tomatoes get bite marks! It’s like whatever it is can’t decide what it wants to eat so it just,” dropping his arms back to his sides, Usopp accusingly side eyes his milkshake loving friend, “decides to eat everything.

 

Nodding, Luffy lets go of his straw and says, “so it’s smart.”

 

“That’s not the point!”

 

Usopp seems more irritated at his friends’ lack of sympathy for his plight, but resignation begins to darken his face. With a sigh, he slumps his shoulders, “I don’t know what to do about it. I can’t let whatever it is keep destroying my garden. I need it. It’s my livelihood.”

 

A thoughtful look crosses the black haired woman’s face. A delicate hand on her chin as she mulls it over, “animals in your area that could be interested in a garden,” Robin muses, “perhaps a rabbit or a deer…”

 

There’s a rustling sound as two paper shopping bags appear from seemingly nowhere and are tossed onto the pile. Sluuuurp. Luffy looks around Robin and finds Sanji with three more bags in his arms. He must have just come back from a shopping trip with the grinning red head behind him.

 

“What’s this about rabbit and deer?” Asks the cook, as he sets the other bags down, directly on the half asleep man’s chest, carefully but not for Zoro’s benefit. He just doesn’t want to damage Nami’s new clothes.

 

Usopp greets the two returning arrivals with a grouchy welcome back, “as I was saying, something keeps destroying my garden. And Robin thinks it’s something like a rabbit or deer.”

 

“Makes sense, as I’d expect from dear Robin. There are a lot of those where you live, and they love gardens.” The cook agrees, but then he hums, “also…they’re both good meat to cook with…”

 

At this, the straw hatted man tears his gaze from where he was distracted by a loose balloon floating up to the tall ceiling. The upset child’s wailing drowned out by the word “meat.” He takes a long, awful and grating slurp on his shake before loosing the straw from his grinning lips, “did you say meat? As in you can eat them?”

 

But then he pauses, “no, wait. Actually, I think I had deer before. Yeah,” he nods as he remembers, the gnawed straw tapping his cheek, “grandpa made tacos with it. It was really good! But I don’t think I’ve ever had rabbit.” He considers it as he moves his lips to wrap around the plastic straw again.

 

Smiling sweetly, Robin humors him, “well, I believe the culprit is most likely a rabbit. A deer would wreak much more havoc than just chewed greenery and vegetables.”

 

“And if that’s the case,” she continues, eyes twinkling in amusement, “then perhaps if it’s caught, you can try eating it for the first time.”

 

“What?! Robin, you can’t be serious,” cries a bothered Nami, coming up beside her. She grabs the other woman’s arm and turns her sad brown eyes on her, “how could you encourage him to eat a bunny?! They’re so cute!”

 

Sluuuuurp. Chocolate eyes watch her plea hopelessly.

 

Sanji interjects, not once halting in where he’s currently arranging bags and wrappers to cover as much of the now snoring Zoro as possible. 

 

Words blunt and mechanical, he says, “rabbit can be braised, roasted, thrown in a stew. There are countless ways to cook it. But for a wild rabbit you always gotta soak the meat for at least eight hours. Otherwise it’ll get dried out and tough. After skinning and cleaning it, cut the meat into four pieces then throw it in a shallow bowl. Create a soak using a fourth a cup of salt and a fourth a cup of sugar for every quart of water. Add in any herbs you want for seasoning. Personally I’d use at least some rosemary and garlic. Maybe peppercorn.”

 

“With just one rabbit, might be best to cut it up and make a stew. Complete with vegetables from the very garden that got it offed.”

 

Nami’s face pales, while Luffy’s lights up with glee. His teeth showing in a brilliant smile, nearly blinding his cook friend, “you can do that?!”

 

“Sure, no problem,” Sanji answers. A burger wrapper placed meticulously over Zoro’s shut eyes.

 

There’s a strangled distressed sound from Nami before she sighs, knowing when it comes to food there’s no fighting those two. And with the way Luffy’s vibrating in place, milkshake extra shaken, no one will be able to stop him from eating that poor rabbit now. So she relents. Robin patting her arm sympathetically.

 

“Then it’s settled,” Luffy exclaims, grip on his cup causing the styrofoam to squeak. His over enthusiasm threatens to crush it and send milkshake splattering everywhere. Paying it no heed, Luffy bites into his straw with a sharp canine, before releasing it to finish his thought, “I’m gonna catch the rabbit, so Sanji can cook it. And I can eat it.”

 

At this, Usopp grimaces from where he had been silently agreeing with Nami. The frustration long drained from his face at the turn in conversation, he frowns and rubs at his elbow, “damn, now I kinda feel sorry for the thing. Maybe I can just put up a fenc-”

 

“Nope!” Luffy interrupts him, not giving him the chance to come up with another plan, “too late, I’m gonna do it.”

 

Sighing, Usopp just shakes his head and joins his red head friend in sulking. Quietly chuckling, Robin comforts the two with half hugs as they huddle into her sides like sad children. With Luffy’s decision made and final, Sanji looks away from his manmade mountain of trash and shopping bags. The sleeping man underneath completely unbothered and nearly invisible. Only the steady rise and fall of the items betray him as he breathes.

 

“Great, just let me know when and where once you catch it,” he says, putting his hands in his pockets, “and I’ll cook it for you.” He pulls one hand from a pocket and tosses a few silver coins in the air then catches them. “Here,” he warns, before throwing the small handful of coins towards Luffy. The other man barely catches them with one hand. The other still occupied with milkshake…actually.

 

“Go buy yourself a new milkshake, dumbass,” Sanji grumbles, and oooh okay, that’s why Luffy’s hand felt so cold all a sudden, he understands now.

 

He laughs brightly. At himself, at the drip of melted ice cream and milk running down his hand, the cracked styrofoam cup, and the prospect of trying a new kind of meat and how much fun it’s going to be catching a rabbit. Despite the destroyed milkshake, nothing can dim his excitement right now.

 


 

As it turns out, setting traps for rabbits is boringly easy.

 

Two large metal cages with doors to spring closed once they’re set off. One on either side of the garden. That was the suggestion Luffy’s grandpa made. And he hated it. It’s so simple and boring. He’d much rather build something with his own two hands, but his grandpa is very persuasive.

 

That’s how Luffy finds himself in Usopp’s garden the next night. The sun sinking behind him as he sets up borrowed traps. The cages rattle ominously as he settles them in their places. 

 

The harsh shine of metal looks so out of place surrounded by the green and rich garden. Tall stalks of winding bean and tomato plants tied up with twine and stakes. Large beautiful leaves of lettuce and squash plants, wide as they are long. Small bursts of color paint the garden throughout, reds, yellows, oranges, breaking the repetitive greenery. The vastness of it making the variety of the garden seem never ending. Despite being early spring, already there is so much life.

 

With a huff, Luffy pretends to not be annoyed by the metal cages. As long as they do their job properly, as long as he gets his rabbit meat, it doesn’t matter how it’s done. So he shrugs his displeasure away, and moves onto the bait. 

 

Admittedly, this is quite possibly the most difficult part for him because what sort of bait do you use for a rabbit when you’re already in a huge ass garden? He knows what kind of bait would work on him, but meat probably wouldn’t be very appetizing to a rabbit. So he’s settling for giving the unsuspecting creature something better than what it’s used to. 

 

Vegetables like it loves so much but store bought. Crisp and clean salad lettuce and bite sized baby carrots are what he pours inside the first cage leaving the vegetables in a messy pile in the dirt and grass. Some carrots threaten to roll away and through the bars. With a finger, he rolls them back into the pile and makes sure to push all his bait back behind the cage door mechanism before backing away.

 

He then moves across the garden, walking along the landscape timbers that make up the beds to avoid stepping on anything— and because it’s fun. He jumps down into the dirt to finish his balancing act. Deciding to make quick work of the second trap, he simply empties the bag of carrots directly over the top of the cage, letting them land wherever. Loud clangs and thuds ring out as they bounce off the metal bars and onto the ground. He reaches down into the cage to toss in the last of the lettuce, half heartedly attempting to herd the carrots into a pile.

 

He decides it’s good enough, and it’s not like a rabbit is going to judge how his trap looks so who cares?

 

So he dusts himself off as he moves away from his set trap. Hands on his hips, he nods to himself. It isn’t ideal in his opinion, not the most interesting of strategies, but he has to admit it does look promising.

 

With a humming tune, Luffy hops back up onto the timbers. His feet dance down them to the beat of his song until he’s found his way to the grassy field outside the garden.

 

A soft grin breaks on his face as he steps out into the swaying grass. Just a hop and a skip away there’s a dirt path bordered by tall grasses, weeds and young saplings, wild thorny raspberry bushes threading in between. The path cuts through the field and connects the neighboring properties. 

 

The breeze of the cool spring night gently nudges Luffy forward. The noise of a hundred frogs in a nearby pond grows louder, thunderous as he passes the water, making his way down the path. His hand lazily brushing along the tall reeds and grasses as he goes. 

 

He picks his song back up, happily humming as he treks home. Sometimes he wishes he and his brothers lived further from Usopp than just next door. The walk through mostly untouched nature is so calming and refreshing. 

 

As it is, their house is in front of him in a matter of a few brief minutes. Sighing through his nose, Luffy takes some comfort in knowing he’ll be back out in the garden first thing in the morning. And then, he snickers pleased and tickled pink as he enters the front door, then he’ll get to eat some yummy rabbit stew. 

 

Sleeping is going to come so hard for him tonight.

 



The sun’s peeking over meandering clouds as it rises with the early morning. And despite his excitement the night before, Luffy is bright eyed and wired. 

 

He rushes through his morning routine. Dark shorts and an old baggy blue t-shirt are yanked on, uncaring if they’re clean. Shower, of course, skipped. Even breakfast is a blur of movement as he shoves eggs and toast and bacon down his throat. A glass of water follows to aid their travel. He shouts a loud thank you to his brother upstairs and gets a muffled reply that he can’t make out. 

 

Plate cleaned, Luffy tosses it into the sink with a crash and clatter and shouts once more that he’s leaving now. Not waiting for a response from Sabo, he grabs his straw hat and bolts out the door, hopping on one foot as he slips his sandals onto his barefeet. His haste nearly causes him to tumble down the few porch steps.

 

Even in his hurry, his eager scramble onto the dirt path, Luffy’s smile never falls, not even a little. His eyes shine with happiness, and his mad dash along the path resembles a race with the wind. Winner is the more free.

 

He runs past the slumbering frogs, past the swaying grasses and reeds, past the twisted vines that reach for him with their thorns sharp and demanding like the nails of a witch’s hand, until he reaches that green field, dew drops sparkling brilliantly on each blade. They wet his exposed toes and the heels of his feet as he crosses to the garden.

 

His grin dulls ever so slightly as the first trap comes into view. Nothing. The carrots and lettuce remain just as he left them the night before, if only more soggy from the morning dew. 

 

Sighing, Luffy bites back his disappointment. He reminds himself there’s still one other cage to check, and if it’s a bust too then, there’s always the next night. Always a brightside to things, he knows.

 

He hops up onto the timbers and begins pacing down their length with less enthusiasm than usual. His feet struggle not to slip as makes his way to the other trap. 

 

There’s a loud rustling sound followed by a metallic clanging noise. Then more banging and clanging and the riiiip of grass being torn from the ground in a desperate struggle. Raising his eyes from where he was watching his steps, Luffy notes the sounds are coming from the direction of his trap. A smile brighter than the sleepy sun breaks across his face. He can’t see what’s causing the ruckus for a row of bushes blocking the view of the trap, but the sounds of a terrified animal struggling to escape its cage, flinging itself against unmoving metallic bars, is unmistakable.

 

With eager stumbling footsteps, Luffy finishes his walk down the beam. He has to bite his lip to prevent any giggles from escaping. The victory and promise of a new sort of food has him giddy and feeling lighter than air. Just as he’s pushing back overgrown blueberry bushes, a series of angry thump thump thumps ring out. Then, all the noise stops. 

 

Confused by the sudden absence of sound, Luffy steps through the bushes, deeper into the garden. And finally, he gets a look at his second trap. He gasps in shock, and the biggest rabbit he’s ever seen jerks at the sound. Its labored breathing stutters as it shifts its position, attempting to turn its head in the newcomer’s direction.

 

And when it does, Luffy’s surprised to be greeted by scarily human eyes, golden as the dawn’s light, and a human nose and lips on a mostly human face. Black fur lines down the sides of its face and in a patch on its chin. Its messy, disheveled black hair drips long, floppy ears in a matching shade like ink. Two golden earrings adorn the inside portion of each ear just above the curve at their ends. There’s fur in thick, dark patches and lines all down its body, covering arms and back of human hands and legs and feet and- 

 

Whoa! Its collarbone and chest have a huge fluffy tuft of fur covering them. The thick puff narrows from the tuft into a triangular type shape, framing a pair of perky tits, half hidden by the odd angle. Luffy’s eyes linger on the one visible pink nipple before following the trail of fur down the giant rabbit’s stomach, around a belly button, around the curve of its waist and hips, until it reaches what little bit of its more private areas he can see. But it looks as though there’s not enough fur to cover the entirety of its plump ass and crotch, not enough to keep its modesty. And-

 

Holy shit it has a cute little tail, Luffy notices. His jaw drops to the dirt as he watches the black puff ball twitch in agitation above the rabbit’s ass.

 

All in all, for a rabbit, it’s remarkably attractive. Luffy wonders if its appearance is human enough to make it okay to find the rabbit hot.

 

His conundrum is forgotten when he hears a low groan, and the rabbit drops its head to the cold metal floor. Its whole body sags in exhaustion, in defeat. Long, strong legs splayed out behind it as they give up their struggle. The grass is shredded and dirt thrown awry from where it had kicked and scraped trying to free itself from its cage.

 

It looks kind of funny there to Luffy. Laying on its stomach with its arms at odd angles inside the too small cage. Its legs comically long looking with how they stick so far out. And oh the little tail has stopped its twitching. The little tail attached to that nice ass.

 

There’s a huff, and Luffy’s eyes dart from where they were examining said nice ass to find the rabbit still staring at him, looking all the more angry. Its dark eyebrows furrowed low and frown deep and pouty.

 

Noticing it now has Luffy’s attention, the rabbit shakes its head a little in the attempt to maneuver a floppy ear out of its face. This results in the other ear falling to join it, and Luffy bites back a laugh at how funny the rabbit looks with both ears drooping down its face. He must fail at hiding his amusement though because the rabbit growls, a tiny truly unfrightening thing.

 

“For fuck’s sake, just help me, you damn human.”

 

The laughter dies in Luffy’s throat as he grows confused. That was definitely human words said in a human voice, a deep smooth voice, masculine in nature, but frowning, Luffy puts a hand on his hat, pushing it back some so he can look to and fro. Searching for signs of human life in between the greenery and garden, he decides no, he and the rabbit are the only ones here. 

 

“I’m talking to you, dumbass.”

 

Slowly, Luffy’s eyes lower back down to the rabbit, and it’s then he realizes the ears are preventing him from seeing his mouth move. 

 

Holy shit the hot rabbit is a guy, and he can talk. Maybe I should say something to him, too. 

 

“You’re the biggest rabbit I’ve ever seen!” He shouts his thoughts, a jarring blurt of energy too lively for this early in the day. 

 

The rabbit guy jerks again. The outburst causes his flight instinct to kick in, and he jolts so hard the cage rattles an awful metallic racket. There’s a hiss of pain as he elbows a side panel in his attempt at escape. The sting snaps him out of his survival instinct, enough so that he can begin to calm himself. 

 

He doesn’t struggle against the bars anymore, and only the harsh, quickened breathing is proof of his previous fright. If Luffy were closer, he could probably see the heart pounding in his chest, racing a hundred miles an hour, though.

 

The reaction is so sudden and unexpected, Luffy barely has time to react in return. He stands with his hands raised in front of him. A part of him wanting to reach for rabbit guy as if he could help him, but his feet stay planted, rooted and entwined with those of the bushes beside him.

 

“Whoa, hey!” He exclaims, as rabbit guy catches his breath, “are you okay?!” He forces himself to take a step forward, ripping his roots from the depths of the dirt to cautiously move closer to the other.

 

There’s another quiet growl as he comes to stand near the cage, close enough to get a better look at the rabbit but far enough to not get kicked. 

 

Because now that he's here, he can see that rabbit guy’s feet aren’t as human as he previously thought. They’re longer and shaped a bit weird and oh man he has little pink paw pads. As adorable as his not-so-lucky feet are, the tears and trenches in the ground are all the proof Luffy needs that those things are dangerous.

 

“Do I look okay?” Rabbit guy mutters, low and frustrated. His eyes narrowed up at the concerned human, “I’ve been stuck in this damn trap all night, and the only person around isn’t helping me get out.”

 

“Oh,” Luffy says. His eyes wide as he stares down at the grumpy long earred prisoner. “Yeah oh,” rabbit guy mocks back at the human, “now get me out of this damn thing.” He thumps a foot impatiently on the ground once, then twice.

 

Luffy frowns. This rabbit guy sure is bossy. Humming, he crosses his arms in front of his chest. Head tilted he tells the unlucky rabbit, “you know, I was gonna eat you, but now that I know you talk…” he scratches the side of his head, “I don’t know if I should.”

 

Disappointed, he clicks his tongue, “I really wanted to try rabbit though.”

 

With each sentence, those beautiful golden eyes widen. Slender, slightly curvy body gone stiff and still in fear. Disbelief and a hint of panic lace the pretty rabbit guy’s voice, “you…were going to what?!”

 

“Eat you.”

 

Why?!”

 

Scrunching his face, Luffy glowers at the horrified rabbit, “I just told you. I want to try rabbit meat!”

 

“But I’m not even a rabbit! Wait-” the not-rabbit guy pauses his panicked defense. His eyes narrowing up at the human, “did you set this trap?”

 

Nodding, Luffy admits, “I did.”

 

“Because…you were trying to catch a rabbit?”

 

“Yes.” Luffy answers with a slower nod because apparently this not-rabbit guy is not too smart. 

 

“Okay,” not-rabbit guy inhales sharply, “and now that you know I’m not a rabbit, you know you can’t eat me.”

 

“Hmm,” Luffy hesitates to answer because, “if you’re not a rabbit then why do you look so much like one?”

 

The not-rabbit sighs and moves his head slightly, ear shifting enough so that half his face is visible now, “I’m an easter bunny, okay?”

 

“A what bunny?”

 

Easter bunny,” he repeats, slower, because apparently this human is also not too smart. “It's a rare kind of bunny. We’re not even real according to some people. They say we sound way too fake,” he crinkles his nose, making his mouth pout adorably. Distaste on his tongue, “morons don’t know what they’re talking about.”

 

“So you’re a mystery bunny,” Luffy concludes, but before the other can snap back, he shrugs and moves his hands to his hips in a haughty pose. “Well, whatever you are, you’re way too human, so I won’t eat you. But man, l was really excited to try something new,” he complains, displeasure marring his face, “I don’t see what’s in this for me. Maybe I should just leave you here.”

 

“Wha- but it’s your trap, idiot!”

 

“Nope. Borrowed it from someone,” Luffy shrugs again and turns on his heels. He’s ready to push his way through the blueberry bushes once more when he says, “if he wants it back, he can come get it.”

 

There’s a loud creaking sound behind him as the bunny guy tries desperately to move with the cage around him. Luffy turns his head back in time to see him use his legs to kneel. His knees and toes dig into the ground as he tries to stand but only succeeds in sticking his little tail up into the air.

 

“Wai-wait.” He pants as he arches his back, trying and failing again to stand and run after the leaving human. Luffy wonders if he realizes how tempting that makes him. His cute ass presented to the world. “Wait, I have something you can eat.”

 

Intrigued, Luffy turns fully back to the bunny. His eyes full of interest as they rake over his body, and his curiosity grows. Bunny guy doesn’t appear to have anything on him, not even clothes, so he can’t imagine where he might be hiding food. Deciding he won’t know if he doesn’t ask, Luffy walks back over to the cage. The bunny watches his every step with wide eyes.

 

“You have something I can eat,” Luffy repeats, and bunny guy nods an affirmative. “I don’t see any food anywhere.”

 

Those pretty gold eyes dart to the side, staring out at the garden’s expanse. Mouth twisting, bunny guy appears uncomfortable. The odd reaction only adds fuel to Luffy’s burning curiosity.

 

“That’s because,” the bunny begins to explain. His voice is quiet as if someone might overhear, “I have to make them.”

 

Unhappy with the vague explanation, Luffy eggs him on, “make what? You’re not making sense, bunny guy.”

 

Growling under his breath, bunny guy glares back at the human, “eggs, okay? I make eggs. You can,” here he pauses to make an ugly face, “you can eat some of my eggs.”

 

Luffy groans, “but I already had some eggs at breakfast! That’s boring.”

 

“God, you really don’t know anything about easter bunnies, after all,” the long earred one grumbles, “we make eggs inside our bodies, but they’re not normal eggs. They taste like chocolate and can come out in various colors and patterns.”

 

Luffy stares blankly at the red faced bunny. The explanation is completely lost on him as he tries to make sense of it. He could understand if bunny guy told him they lay colorful eggs. Because why not? He already talks. That isn’t much weirder. But, “chocolate? Your eggs taste like chocolate?”

 

Bunny guy’s face breaks into a mean looking grin, “get me out of this cage, and I’ll make some so you can taste for yourself.”

 

Raising a hand to his chin, Luffy considers the offer. In bunny guy’s defense, he isn’t to blame for Luffy not getting his rabbit meat, so to punish him would be unfair. And he’s so, so curious about those eggs now.

 

Plus, eyeing bunny guy’s thighs and hips and ass, it would be a waste. This could be fun. 

 

“If I help you out, you won’t run. You’ll give me those eggs.” His voice is low and stern to the bunny’s surprise. And Luffy asks, “you promise?”

 

With no hesitation, bunny guy answers, “I promise.”

 

With a final nod, Luffy squats down in front of the cage. Putting his face close to it, he makes direct eye contact with those shining gold eyes, and a large smile grows on his face, “you got a deal, bunny guy!” He exclaims before snickering, amused and excited once more. But still the bunny seems relieved. A sigh blowing past his lips and his grumpy face slackens. 

 

“Great so, I think if you can pull the sides of the cage so they bend out, I’ll be able to-” bunny guy stops mid sentence as Luffy moves to stand behind him. He’s completely out of the other’s line of sight, now.

 

He studies the way the bunny is presenting himself. His knees and feet are filthy with dirt and grass, but still, he kneels there. His muscled back bent and cute ass up in the air. It seems to sway as bunny guy shifts, tempting Luffy further. 

 

He knows an opportunity when he sees it. So he flicks his hat back so that it can hang behind him on its string. He needs his precious possession far from the splash zone.

 

Smirking and with no warning, Luffy kneels behind the bunny and places his hands on the center of his back. The shock of the contact makes the pretty bunny jump slightly. But he doesn’t say anything, not even to complain, as Luffy’s hands slide down his arched back, petting soft fur as they go.

 

His hands wander, eager to explore the bunny’s body. They reach the dip of his lower back, and the urge to play with his tail is too strong. So he gives in easily and takes the tail in one hand. He squeezes it lightly then runs his thumb down the underside of it. The thumb barely brushes the sensitive skin above his ass, and Luffy feels the bunny shiver. 

 

Encouraged, he leaves the tail to move onto those tempting round ass cheeks. Bunny guy hasn’t told him to stop, so surely it’s fine. He flicks his eyes back up to where he can see the back of the bunny’s head. What little skin he can see is flushed brilliantly red.

 

So he lets his hands slide over the bunny’s ass. Each hand grabbing a cheekful of soft flesh. He hears bunny guy gasp as he squeezes and pulls the cheeks apart.

 

To his surprise, he’s greeted not just by a little pink asshole but also by a pussy, shiny with wet slick. The clit peeks out above the folds as if to tell him hello. He swallows at the sight of it. Maybe I can eat the bunny after all.

 

Adjusting his hold so that the pull exposes more of the pretty pussy, Luffy drags bunny guy’s ass up higher before pushing his face into his heat.

 

Bunny guy moans a throaty ah as Luffy immediately tries to shove his tongue up inside him. He licks once into the folds, tasting its juices, then again, before delving his tongue into the wet hole again. It thrusts deep as it can go, licking and sucking at everything it can. Wet slurping sounds begin to fill the air of the garden with the vigorous way he eats bunny guy out.

 

The bunny’s moans meld into a sweet duet with the noises Luffy makes. Little ah ah ahs when he fucks him with his tongue and long, loud echoing moans when he takes the sensitive clit into his mouth and sucks it like a tit.

 

He whimpers when the human dips two fingers inside him alongside his tongue. Those cute ass cheeks fall closed around Luffy as he lets go to bring the other hand around to rub at the clit. The sensations of the wet tongue and thick, rough fingers fucking in and out and rubbing inside his cunt, the stimulation to his tender clit, it’s nearly too much.

 

The bunny tries to jerk away when he gets too close. His hips twitch and legs try to close around the hungry human. But he remains unable to move. The cage around him keeping him perfectly in place for Luffy. Not that the human believes he wants him to stop. If so, he would have said something by now, but the only noises he’s made are pleasured. Still, the jerking motions are teaching Luffy when to pull back, not ready to end the meal just yet.

 

But when the teasing leads to the bunny’s leg twitching backwards minutely, it occurs to Luffy that he may be playing with fire. Just one kick from those powerful legs could send him flying on his ass.

 

Sighing softly against bunny guy’s soaked folds, Luffy decides he’s had his fill and should end this before he gets seriously hurt.

 

He lifts his head from its haven, chin drenched in spit and juices. He only spares his meal one look before glancing back up at the bunny. He had noticed his sounds had become muted, and now he can see why. Bunny guy has one long ear trapped between his teeth. The bite muffles all his noises like a gag.

 

Tsking, Luffy lets it slide since they are still outside.

 

“Hey, bunny guy,” he murmurs, the first words he’s spoken in some minutes, “you taste pretty good. Sweet like candy.” He talks as he removes himself from the bunny. His hands busy undoing his pants, “maybe your eggs really do taste like chocolate.” His words punctuated by the sound of denim shorts being pushed down.

 

The bunny only inhales shakily around his ear. Surely, he understands the sounds he hears coming from behind him, and still, he says nothing to stop Luffy.

 

Grinning, Luffy takes hold of a furry hip with one hand and keeps it steady as he adjusts his position. He forces bunny guy’s legs further apart so he can crawl between them. He fits his crotch to the bunny’s exposed center, cock hard and heated pushing up against the sensitive pussy. There’s a whimpering sound, making Luffy smug. Bunny guy must feel how big his dick is as it drags up his messy cunt in a slow roll.

 

Using the results of his bad table manners, Luffy prepares his cock. Up the length of the hot center again, this time letting his cock glide between the glistening folds. He gets it wonderfully covered in the wet mess. So when he lines it up with the bunny’s waiting hole, the tip pushes in with ease.

 

“Law!” The bunny suddenly gasps loudly, ear falling from his mouth, “my name is Law!” He trembles in Luffy’s hold, so the human pauses, barely breaching the bunny.

 

“It’s nice to meet you, Law,” Luffy answers, “I’m Luffy.”

 

And with no warning, he thrusts his full length into Law. Timed perfectly with a yank on that hip that pulls the bunny up as he thrusts down, the cock inside Law buries to the hilt.

 

The resulting screaming moan from Law is echoing and so incredibly lewd. His voice loud as the unexpected intrusion splits him open. Choosing to give the bunny mercy, and because the pussy feels so good Luffy’s trying not to cum too soon, the human waits. He keeps his cock fully sheathed as he lets Law breathe. 

 

Only once the bunny’s relaxing around him, once he’s adjusted, does Luffy pull back, his cock dragging slowly out of Law. He stops just before the tip can pop out, and just as slowly, he slides it back in all the way, inch by inch, causing a little moan to escape the bunny’s lips.

 

Pausing, Luffy looks down at where they’re connected. The girth of his cock stretching that wet pussy wide, his heavy balls pressed against damp, hot skin, it’s a sight he wants to engrave on the back of his eyelids, one he never wants to forget. This bunny looks so good stuffed with his cock, it’s stunning.

 

“Hey, Law,” his voice thick with lust, deep with want, Luffy warns as he pulls his cock back again, “you should put your ear back in your mouth. I won’t go easy on you.”

 

He hears the muttered curse as the cage rattles slightly, the bunny hastily shoving his ear back into his mouth. Luffy bites his lip, cute. 

 

Placing both hands on those plush hips, Luffy grips Law in a bruising hold. He thrusts hard into the bunny. The smacking sound of his balls slapping on wet skin like a broken twig. He hears Law gasp, but it comes out muffled. With a grin, Luffy pulls back and thrusts in hard enough to make Law’s knees budge and the trap to rattle. 

 

And then again and again. He sets a brutal pace. His hips snapping against the bunny’s as he fucks into him relentlessly, never once letting go of those hips. His hold helps him force the bunny down to meet his thrusts, making each push in deep and hard. The sounds of repeated skin on skin and the shaking of the metal cage outring the chirping of the birds’ morning songs.

 

Luffy gets lost in the rhythm he sets but is acutely aware of the way Law cries against his gag. His moans and pleas are the music Luffy’s hips dance to. They harmonize beautifully together.

 

“Ah, fuck,” Luffy swears, the tight heat around him so amazing, he groans as his cock twitches inside the bunny. The need for release getting stronger with every second, with every clench of those walls as he fucks them, “fuck you feel,” he moans deep in his throat, “so good, Law.”

 

“Don’t know how much longer I’ll last,” he admits through panted breaths, “wanna cum. Wanna cum inside you.”

 

The bunny whines at the praise and rolls his hips back. His tail flicks up, and he almost seems to be presenting himself again. A clear invitation if Luffy’s ever seen one.

 

So he leans forward. One hand leaves its home on the now reddened hip as he wraps an arm around the bunny. He lowers his hand until his fingers find the front of Law’s mound. They prod into it and take his clit in between two fingers. The bunny lets out a guttural groan as Luffy begins rubbing it between his fingers, pulling and twisting the sensitive bud as he continues his merciless pace. His tugs timed with his rough thrusts inward.

 

In no time at all, Luffy hears the change in the bunny’s whines and moans. His back has begun to arch further in, his hips have abandoned being still as they roll back to meet each thrust.

 

“Cmon, pretty bunny,” he murmurs, encouraging and sweet, “cum on my cock, like a good slutty bunny.”

 

The words barely pass his lips before there’s a high pitched keen, and the metal trap jolts with the force of the bunny’s jerk. His orgasm ripping through him, causing him to writhe and moan within the trap’s confines. A leg twitches so violently, it leaves the ground. Cunt pulsing and wet, Law is forced to lay there stuck in that small trap as he cums on the human’s cock.

 

Luffy hisses as the walls around him clench down hard and throb. The sensations leave him feeling as though the bunny is trying to milk his cock. So with a final desperate thrust, Luffy groans long and rumbling as he spills into the greedy cunt. Hot, thick cum fills it until it leaks out the sides, oozing past the large dick and down sweaty thighs. 

 

Luffy keeps his cock buried there until the last tremors of his orgasm subside. By then, the bunny beneath him has gone quiet and still. His body pliant under Luffy’s hands. So the human removes his hand from where it rests cupping the front of Law’s mound. He uses it and his other hand to push himself away from the tired bunny. His cock slips out and slaps down against his skin, soft and satisfied. Ignoring the way a stream of cum drips from the bunny, Luffy makes quick work of redoing his pants. 

 

He knows full well if he looks at that ruined pussy for too long, they might never leave the garden. And he was promised eggs.

 

“Alright,” he says sounding far too normal for someone who just fucked a big bunny guy, “let’s get you out of that cage.”

 

Law only whispers a huh? in response, and Luffy worries he might have gone too hard on the bunny after all. Shaking his head, he sets his mind to his task. 

 

He shuffles over to the side of the cage and examines where all Law is stuck. Using his fingers, Luffy traces the edge of the trap opening until he hits a snag. His eyes light up, and he smiles genuinely happy. “I think I figured it out, Law,” he explains, bubbly and proud of his discovery, “it looks like your back fur is really tangled up in the latch. Give me a second, and once I get it loose, you should be able to scoot out!”

 

The bunny hums in acknowledgement and doesn’t move as Luffy gently tugs at his fur. The knot is kind of a disaster, but he’s doing his best not to hurt Law or leave him with a bald spot. So it takes a few minutes of careful work, clumsy fingers pulling strand by strand. He’s aware of every flinch. Stopping his work there to lovingly rub the spot and apologize. His fingers brushing through dark fur until he feels Law relax again. Then, it’s back to untangling. Before much longer, Luffy shouts an aha! as he frees the last strands of fur.

 

“Okay, so try straightening your arms as much as you can then scoot backwards,” he instructs the quiet bunny. In spite of his suddenly docile behavior, Law huffs an aggravated sigh, but reluctantly, he does as Luffy says. He lifts a foot and moves his arms in front of his face. With a powerful kick, Law brings his foot back down and leaps backwards. His shoulders pass the bars, his broadest part now freed, and the rest of him quickly follows.

 

Luffy feels a sting of disappointment as the bunny fully emerges from his trap. He’s happy Law is free now, but the bunny just flipped over onto his back. He’s resting in the grass with his eyes closed, exhausted from a long night and a rough fuck. His fluffy tail is now completely out of sight, but at least the human can comfort himself by getting an eyeful of those little tits.

 

Laughing to himself, Luffy shuffles back around the cage to sit beside Law. His eyes roam over the bunny’s body, taking in its details from the lines of fur to the mole on his hipbone. Reaching a hand out, Luffy runs his fingers through the big tuft on Law’s chest, earning a rumbling reply. A golden eye peeks open to look up at him, and Luffy smiles down at the bunny.

 

“I know you’re tired, but after all that work,” he says as he traces the outline of the tuft. He’s noticed it’s less of a triangle and more like a heart shape, “I’m hungry. So I’m ready for those eggs now.”

 

Groaning, Law opens his other eye to glare up at the human. A bright red blush is returning to his cheeks, “not here. We’ve been here too long as it is.” He says as he sits up sluggish. His bones achy and body weary. His long ears drape down his shoulders, brushing the tan skin and dark fur there as he turns his head to peer at their surroundings, “we need somewhere more private.”

 

With a nod, Luffy scrambles up onto his feet. He brushes stray dirt from his knees with hard slapping motions as he answers, “if that’s what you need, sure. We can go to my room. I live right next door.”

 

Law agrees that may be the best, or only, option. And while Luffy doesn’t want to wait any longer, he also doesn’t want Usopp to find them doing who-knows-what in his garden. They’re lucky he didn’t catch them when Luffy was balls deep in the bunny.

 

So Luffy holds out a hand for Law. Those long fingers lined with the softest black fur reach up and lace between his thick human ones. With a firm grip and a gentle pull, Luffy helps the bunny stand on wobbly legs. Law leans heavily into the human’s side, and a strong arm wraps around his waist, keeping him on his feet. Luffy looks up and almost can’t believe how tall the bunny really is. He’s almost a head taller than he is! But he’s also slim and slightly curvy. He is really quite lovely.

 

Law raises an eyebrow at the swooning human, “thought you were in a hurry to get your eggs.”

 

Luffy chuckles at getting caught looking, “right, okay,” he says, as he takes his first step, “let’s go!”