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There are many stories that go around in the Spiral. Like one is about a Wizard from Earth. But what about..a Pirate who was born in the Spiral? A young Pirate, in fact, who is slightly younger than that Wizard. A 13 year old Pirate had been imprisoned by the infamous Armada. But how did it get to this point? How is a young Pirate in jail? Well..where do I start? Well, the Pirate in question is named Alexandra. “Ambitious Alexandra,” she tends to call herself. She was aiming to be a Privateer. The art of commanding always seemed fun. The girl lost her parents early in her life, 8 years ago, when she was 5 years old. The parents went on an adventure, leaving the crew to take care of her, especially their first mate, Lucky Jack Russel. Unfortunately, things happened, and the crew disappeared, too. To where, was unknown. When Alexandra was 7, she was taken in by a Bear clan who hailed from Grizzleheim. She was always warned of these runes in the Cave of Lore. She was told to never touch them, let alone go into the cave at all. Her curiosity got the best of her, and she snuck away to the cave. She saw lots of runes in the cave, but none of them stood out as much as the hugest one did. It would have all of the Pirate class symbols on it - Privateer, Buccaneer, Swashbuckler, Musketeer, and Witchdoctor. She touched it, and it started glowing. She felt a small surge in her hands, and she didn't know what it was. This’ll be an important part in her story. She quickly pulled back her hands as soon as she heard roaring and yelling from the Bears. They were screaming “Armada! Armada! Where's the Pirate?!” Alexandra immediately tried hiding, as this meant the Armada were here. She already knew what this meant: The Armada were here for her. She was wanted for some treason she committed in Skull Island, when she was there for a small amount of time once. Guess that's where she once tried practicing commanding. Of course it wouldn't go too well though, she was very young! How she somehow managed to commit a crazy crime at that age is beyond me, but she is a Pirate, after all. That time in Grizzleheim was very short-lived..she was only there for about 4 years, which would make her 11. They found her, and took her by force. Now, she is here, at 13 years old, awaiting her sentence, which would likely be execution. Wow - 2, almost 3 years in an Armada cell. She was born late December, on the 28th to be exact, so the timeline may seem off. She thought she'd be stuck there for good. It most definitely seemed like that, until…
Pirate: “Get down! She's going to blow!” Alex heard a pirate in the distance. At least, she thought that was who that was. She heard another voice in the distance. They didn't sound too familiar. They came up to her cell. Mr. Gandry: “Is this the prisoner we're looking for?” “Looking for?” Alex said in her head. Boochbeard: “Hard to say. You, there! You're standing on me blind side. Are ye a boy, or a girl?” Alex: “A girl.” Boochbeard: “What's yer name, Pirate?” Alex: “Alexandra.” Gandry: “I told you. She is the one!” Boochbeard: “Maybe so. If ye are who ye say you are, prove it. We know you're an orphan. So how'd you lose your parents?” Alexandra had a slightly hard time recounting the terrible memories, but she eventually came through. “They got lost in a search for buried treasure.” Boochbeard: “Lost in search of buried treasure! Now there's a tale!” Gandry: “Look on the bright side - perhaps they are not dead! They could be trapped in a dungeon somewhere.” Alex: “I highly doubt it, but a Pirate can always hope!” Boochbeard: “So, who raised ye, then? Where'd you grow up?” Alex: “Grizzleheim.” Boochbeard: “You were raised in far off Grizzleheim? A Bear clan took ye in, I take it.” Alex: “Yep!” Boochbeard: “So how'd you end up locked in this brig? What crime did the Armada arrest ye for?” Alex: “Errr..treason. I may have fought in a naval battle and escaped, only to be found again..” Boochbeard: “Taken prisoner because of a naval battle, eh?” Gandry: “You must be a Privateer! Privateers excel at inspiring their crews.” Alex: “Yep! Though..I've never really had a crew before, haha..” Boochbeard: “So what distinguishing marks have ye got? You know..hair color and style, expression and whatnot..” Alex: “Black shoulder length straight hair, dark eyes, I'd say I'd smile a little often. Oh - and my skin's on the darker side - a bit light.” Gandry: “A Pirate must dress to impress. How do you present yourself?” Alex: “All white togs, hat, and boots all day! Too bad there’s a bit of dirt on the shoes..” Boochbeard: “You’re gonna need a flag - every self-respecting Pirate needs a flag!” Alex: “A flag..it’s as if..are they setting me up to..be a captain? No way, right?” “Select an icon for yer Flag, and choose the colors!” Alex: “Hmm..I’ll go with a Leaf symbol. That’ll be green, while the rest of the flag’s white!” After they finished setting her up, they needed to get her out of there, and quickly. Boochbeard: “Now let’s get ye out of this confounded cell! There’s piratin’ to be done!” He tried opening the door, but to no avail. Boochbeard: “The door! She’s…jammed! The Bulkhead’s bent!” Gandry: “Well NOW what are we supposed to do?” Coincidentally, the wall behind her blew up, leaving her an opening. Boochbeard: “Look there! That panel broke free! Quick, go through that hole there. Make yer way back around to us!” She got to Boochbeard and Gandry, and the three were walking along until they noticed a Goose in a cell. Prisoner: “Help! Please, help!” Boochbeard: “Run over to the cell, talk to the prisoner!” Alex: “Hey, how can I help?” Prisoner: “That Lever - use it and I’ll be free!” She pulled the lever, and he was released. Prisoner: “I see a hint of destiny in your face, Pirate - I’ll come with you, if you’ll have me. I’m Egg Shen, a humble monk from Mooshu.” Alex: “Nice to meet ya - I’m Alexandra!” The other two ran ahead, and Boochbeard yelled: “Come on, Pirate! Find us quick!” They ran to the end where Boochbeard and Gandry were waiting. Boochbeard: “What took ye so long! Let’s get out of here, before we get blown to bits!” Gandry: “Run up the stairs at the end of the hall!” They escaped the brig, but they weren’t out of the woods yet. Armada Soldier: “What’s this? Boochbeard! Trying to steal my prize, you ruffian?” Boochbeard: “Deacon!” Gandry: “Spymaster of the Armada - I think we’re in trouble…” Egg Shen: “Our jailor! Clockwork menace, you’ll pay for imprisoning us!” Alex: “Yeah, you’ve made a mistake.” Deacon: “I think not. The prisoner must not be allowed to escape! Take her!” Some elite Clockworks flew to the board on command. Gandry: “Battle Angels! They are the Armada’s elite warriors!” Deacon: “Indeed. It is high time you buffoons learned just who you’re trifling with.” Alexandra grabbed a shield and sword. It wasn’t much, as they seemed old, but they would have to do. She engaged at the Angels and she ended up defeating one. Boochbeard: “Yar! Well done!” Gandry: “Look out! Now it is her turn..” Alexandra got attacked by the second Angel. She could’ve sworn she almost got immobilized from that gun the angel was using.. Boochbeard: “Beware those spark throwers - that’s how guns work in the Spiral. They generate a burst of electricity to stun ye into submission!” Alex: “Agh - great to know..” Egg Shen: “I’m with you!” He joined the battle, and together, they both defeated the remaining Battle Angels. Alex: “Woo hoo!” Deacon: “Not so fast. Do you think you can defy the might of the Armada?” He summoned HUGE Armada soldiers. Oh boy. Gandry: “What..what are those?!” Deacon: “Surrender! Don’t make me destroy you.” Boochbeard: “Oh, don’t bother. LADS - FIRE!” He signaled his crew to attack the ship with a flare gun, and the huge soldiers all exploded, along with some of the ship. Deacon: “Impressive. It seems we’ve underestimated you, young Pirate..you’ll regret making an enemy of the Armada! Enjoy your freedom..while it lasts!” He shot a barrel near Boochbeard, and disappeared. Boochbeard: “That blast nearly did me in! I can barely see! Pirate, use that rope to get to my ship. Take the helm - you’ll have to get us to safe harbor!” After managing to escape many more Armada soldiers in the Skyway, they managed to make it to Skull Island. Gandry: “We have arrived!” Boochbeard: “Find Captain Avery - he’s an old friend o’ mine, always hirin’ good Pirates for some scheme or other. Good luck, and good hunting!” Little did Alexandra know, this would be the beginning of a huge adventure, as well as her story.