Family Guy Funny Moments: The Incident.

by evil AH (goyou)

Summary:

goyou catches agape downloading family guy funny moments onto the pc... Find out what happens next!

Chapter 1: The Discovery

The desktop WOULD be peaceful today, too, if it weren’t for this ####### ###### floating around my ears.

“Haha Goyo u what should we do today (flirting)” Agape says while batting their eyelashes. I stare at them in disgust. Ever since i learned people can be “yaoi” i have stopped wanting to live

“I saw. A new file to day.” I glare at Agape. “Woaw, really? Haha I have no idea what you’re talking about Goyou?” Agape starts to sweat . do not break my pc

“Yeah. Titled ‘Family Guy Funny Moments 67: Skibidi Toilet Edition fire emoji fire emoji 100 emoji’. Do you know why this is happening. Agape? I told you not to mess with the files. Is it because you are ‘yaoipilled’?” I continue to glare t Agape. I will not let this pass by.

“Hahah Ahhh hahhaha I have NO idea what you are talking about! Remember what we said about ‘yaoi’? It’s called being gay, Goyou! Don’t forget this!” Agape smiles nervously, trying desperately to deflect the conversation. we do not like this, agape.

“I know. What you are.” I point my weapon at Agape. You can runFly, but you can’t hide.Devil emoji.

“Goyou! Wait! Don’t do this! Aha, we can come to an agreement, yes? I seriously have no idea what you’re referring to!” Agape is A FILTHY LIAR.

“Im gonna get. You.” I start to come closer to them. Inch by inch. Like an inchworm. Is this a reference to hypnosis microphone? No! It really isnt!

“Goyou stop!! You’re bringing the ‘yaoi’ out!! Hypnosis microphone isnt real!!! You have to stop this!” I stop in my tracks… The yaoi? Unleash… The yaoi? This goes against my programming.

“Sorry Agatha. Sometimes it gets the better of me. The ‘yaoiphobia’, I mean. You understand.” I smile at my yaoipilled companion and put my gun down. For now.

“Goyou sometimes you being homophobic makes me very sad.” Agape says, their metaphorical tail and ears drooping because they’re a furry (?)

“I dont know what that is and i dont care. But. Can you teach me more about this family guy funny moments? Since you seem to enjoy it so much? And what is a skibidi toilet…?” I say, not knowing the horrors that will overtake me soon.

Stay tuned for chapter two!

Chapter 2: The attack of writers block

Summary:

Goyou finds out what a skibidi toilet is

Notes:

Hey guys I got hit hard with the writers block beam so this chapter is NOT up to my standards. However I must deliver for my fans so please enjoy. Grah

My eyes. My ears.My nose. My brain. All of it. Ruined. What have I just seen. This video is disgusting. Do people watch this? Is this what people do for fun? Is this the life I am living?

“I do not wish to be alive anymore.” I say, walking away from the filthy file that has ruined my life.

“Goyou! Wait! Babe, come back!” You will not reach me.

Agape grabs my hand and pulls me back like i am a fragile dental anime girl.

“Goyou. Wait. You can;t be suicidal. Thats my job.” Please don’t trauma dump to me right now Agape I really dont care

“Agape. Let me go. You don’t know what you’ve just done to me.” There were tears in my eyes. This is an Agape reference because I almost died once. And I am about to do it again.

“Goyou pleas…… You dont understand… I cant live without my skibidi toilet…. This is my BTS, Goyou. My Jimin to my saranghae.” Agatha says while being depressed.

“Agap i dont CARE.l You know how yaoiphobic I am yet you continue to torment me, this was only the final straw.” I flip my hair and walk away like a bad bleep.

Agape grabs me again.Let me GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I look back…. I see tears in their eyes……..

Babe……….

What have I done……………….

“Agatha… Dont cry ohmy godh…. Im am so so sory. I will… try to understand skibidi toilet . For you. Ok.” I say, my suicidal tendencies flying away like a bird.

Agtha gaps in shock. “BNo way… Relly? You’ll like skibidi toilet…. For me?....” Ags tears fly away too. Beauty

“Of course Bab.” I hold their hands in mine. “Just dont install ice spice onto my computer again Ok. Grah.” I say, beautiful as always, and sincere as always, and lovely as always.

“Um.Ok i didnt instakkll that firs t if all…. But any thing for you Yep.” Agape says, as yaoi……

No.

As BURGER. As always. Grah.

 

THE END.

Notes:

thank you for reading