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“I don’t know what your deal is, blondie, but I really wanna punch you in your pretty face right now,” Kayn whispered, his face getting closer and closer to the other male’s face. He didn’t miss the way the blond’s eyes dipped down to his lips.

“You think I’m pretty?” The smug face of the blond got Kayn even more pissed, but he couldn’t deny that this man was exactly his type. “How about, instead of punching my face, you kiss it instead?”

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More and more people left the coffee shop as it was getting pretty late. Kayn was the only employee left, since he was supposed to close the shop today. The owner of the shop, who was also Kayn's adoptive father, Zed, trusted Kayn enough to be alone with the shop and Kayn didn't want to mess that up. He was grateful for Zed letting him live with him in the apartment upstairs, while also offering him to work here. After getting thrown out of college and not getting a job anywhere, he was glad Zed still supported him, even though he wasn't the easiest person to get along with.

He watched all the costumers leave, forcing a smile on his face, feeling exhausted from working almost the whole day. Everyone left except for one young man, who sat in the corner of the shop, listening to music and typing away on his laptop. Kayn rolled his eyes and sighed, before walking up to the blond man. He tapped his shoulder, startling the blond. Big blue eyes blinked up to him, giving him a confused look, before taking off his headphones.

"You good?" The blond man asked, raising an eyebrow at the impatient employee.

"We're closing now. Pack your staff and leave," Kayn said, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

"Geez, alright. No need to be so rude," The blond man grumbled, closing his laptop and stuffing it into his bag. It took everything in Kayn to not to get into an argument with the blond man as he went back to the counter, pulling out a wet cloth and starting to clean some of the tables.

Grumbling to himself about nasty costumers who leave their tables dirty, he noticed that the blond man still haven't left the shop.

"Blondie, I'm really trying to be as nice as possible, but you're getting on my nerves. Get the fuck out," Kayn growled, throwing the cloth on the table, before walking up to the blond man, who just stood there in front of the entrance.

"I can't," The blond man mumbled, his voice slightly shaking with fear. "It's raining."

Kayn scoffed and grabbed the blond by his arm, before dragging him to the door.

"NO! Wait, please! Hear me out!" The blond man shouted as he released himself from Kayn's grip and scrambled away from the door. "I can't go out in the rain!"

"Why not?!” Kayn said through gritted teeth, his patience running thin.

“I- uhh-“ The man looked helpless, his eyes dashing nervously around the room, searching for an excuse. “I don't like getting wet... at least not in that sense.”

Kayn huffed and reduced the space between them again until he was right in front of the scared man.

“I don’t know what your deal is, blondie, but I really wanna punch you in your pretty face right now,” Kayn whispered, his face getting closer and closer to the other male’s face. He didn’t miss the way the blond’s eyes dipped down to his lips.

“You think I’m pretty?” The smug face of the blond got Kayn even more pissed, but he couldn’t deny that this man was exactly his type. “How about, instead of punching my face, you kiss it instead?”

“I don’t even know your fucking name,” Kayn grumbled, his mind starting to get clouded by the man’s sweet smell. He didn’t notice it before, but the man was smelling very nice.

“I’m Ezreal, nice to meet you, uhh-“ Ezreal squinted his eyes at Kayn’s name tag. “Kayn. I have to keep that name in mind, so I can scream it later.”

Kayn was taken back by the sudden boldness of the blond, a smirk forming on his lips.

“Stupid brat.” Before Ezreal was able to react, Kayn crashed their lips together, making both males groan into the kiss. He couldn’t really explain why, but he was suddenly feeling extremely horny for the blond and he needed to get his dick inside of him as fast as possible. Without a warning, he picked the shorter male up and threw him over his shoulders.

"Hey!" Ezreal complained, but Kayn ignored him and carried him all the up to the apartment and into his room. He threw the blond on his bed, before removing his clothes, scattering his clothes across the ground.

Ezreal also got rid of all of his clothes, laying on his back in his naked glory, his pussy glistening in the soft light as he spread his legs, giving Kayn a better view of his intimate parts. Kayn's heart pounded against his chest, his breath out of control as he gazed upon the naked blond man on his bed. The dark haired male licked over his lips, his eyes focused on the naked body that looked too perfect to be true.

"Mind if I get a taste?" Kayn asked, his mouth watering at the sight of Ezreal's exposed cunt.

"I'm all yours. Do as you wish," Ezreal said as he spread his legs wider, grinning at the way Kayn jumped on the bed, burying his face between his legs. Kayn wasted no time and darted his tongue out, licking between Ezreal's wet folds from the bottom all the way up to the top, before sucking hard on the clit, making the blond arch his back off the bed, gasping in pleasure. He hummed at the delicious taste of the blond's cunt, his tongue teasing the tight hole, while his nose brushed against Ezreal's clit, forcing a loud moan out of the blond. The sweet noises of Ezreal's whining and whimpering encouraged Kayn to finally push his tongue inside, invading Ezreal's hole. It wasn't the first time Kayn sucked a pussy, but something felt different. His mind was numb, the only thing he could think about was the delicate taste as he greedily slurped all the juices up that came gushing out of Ezreal's cunt. None of his previous partners with vaginas were ever this wet, it almost felt supernatural.

"K-Kayn- Ah- It feels so good," Ezreal moaned, his body shaking as Kayn owned his pussy.

He didn't stop making out with Ezreal's cunt, instead he entered the first finger alongside his tongue, stretching the blond's hole further. A second and a third finger followed soon after, penetrating the shaking male beneath him.

"I-It's enough! Just fuck me already!" Ezreal whined as his hands tried to push Kayn's face away from him, hoping for the dark haired male to hurry up and give him what he wants.

"Patience, princess," Kayn said as he let go of Ezreal's pussy, slick dripping down his chin while smirking down at the blond. He reached over to his nightstand and grabbed a small bottle, before opening it and pouring some of its content on his arching dick.

"What's in the bottle?" Ezreal suddenly asked, stopping Kayn right in his tracks.

"Just some lube. Don't worry if you have any allergies, it's water-based," Kayn explained, before lining his dick up with Ezreal's pussy.

"Wait! No! I can't touch that!" Ezreal panicked, but it was already too late. The tip of Kayn's dick had already touched Ezreal's pussy lips. Kayn watched in confusion as the male beneath him suddenly started to glow. After a bright light flashed before his eyes, Kayn's eyes widened when he saw Ezreal's transformed body.

Ezreal's whole skin and hair turned into different shades of green, scales littered across different parts of his body and his arms graced a few small fins. But the most significant thing was the giant fishtail that laid between Kayn's legs, the bottom half of the tail hanging over the edge of the bed.

"You... are a mermaid," Kayn whispered in disbelief, his eyes wandering across Ezreal's inhuman body, his dick twitching in interest.

"A merman!" Ezreal scoffed, but his gaze quickly softened again. "We can stop, if this is too weird for you."

"Are you crazy?! This is the hottest thing that has ever happened to me!" Kayn exclaimed, grinning down at the merman. He was about to push his dick inside of Ezreal's cunt, when noticed something coming out of it. A small green tentacle slithered out of Ezreal's cunt and wrapped itself around Kayn's dick.

"S-Sorry, I can't help it. My body does that automatically," Ezreal said, the little tentacle pulsating around Kayn's dick, trying to suck it in. Kayn just let it happen and let the tentacle guide his dick into Ezreal's tight cunt. A groan left his lips as he felt the tight heat around his cock.

"So much better than human pussy," Kayn said to himself, before moving his hips, fucking his fat cock into Ezreal's slimy merman cunt. He thrusted his hips in a fast pace, his balls slapping against Ezreal's scaly skin every time their hips met. Ezreal's sharp claws scratched across Kayn's back, trying desperately to hold onto something while Kayn fucked him stupid.

Kayn used the opportunity of Ezreal's mouth hanging slack open and smashed their faces together, resulting in a messy kiss. His tongue roamed around Ezreal's hot mouth, the merman's sharp teeth reminding him that Ezreal was a man eating creature that could very easily rip him apart, but that fact made Kayn even more horny. He could feel his dick reaching deep inside of Ezreal, the pulsating heat around him was sucking him in and the tentacle tried to pull him back in whenever he moved his hips back. While his mouth was busy kissing Ezreal senseless, one of his hands reached down and started to rub on Ezreal's clit. The merman gasped against his lips, his whole body shivered as his eyes teared up. Kayn couldn't help himself and licked the tears off of Ezreal's cheeks, humming at the salty taste.

Nothing but gibberish came out of Ezreal's mouth as Kayn fucked him silly. Kayn didn't hold back, fucking his dick into Ezreal in a brutal pace, the tip of his cock kissing Ezreal's womb.

"B- Breed- Ah- Breed me!" Ezreal whined, looking up through hooded eyes with detailed pupils.

Deep down Kayn knew it was wrong, but it turned him even more on.

"Fuck yeah, I will fuck you pregnant like the whore you are." Ezreal moaned at Kayn's words, chanting Kayn's name over and over again, encouraging the dark haired male to keep on fucking him.

Kayn could feel himself getting closer and closer to his climax, his rhythm getting sloppier and more uncoordinated. A loud groan escaped his lips as a toe curling orgasm ripped through his body, his cock buried deep inside of Ezreal, filling the merman's womb with his cum. At the same time, Ezreal also reached his climax, his cunt clenching around Kayn's cock, milking him dry.

Both males panted with wicked grins on their faces.

"That was amazing," Ezreal whispered, his voice hoarse from all the moaning.

Kayn hummed in agreement, before leaning down and kissing Ezreal's lips softly. The merman's eyes fluttered close as he kissed him back, enjoying the gentle touch after their rough fucking session.

"I'll get a few towels to clean us up, alright? I'll be right back," Kayn said, before placing one last kiss on Ezreal's lips and letting his soft dick slip out of the merman's cunt. He stood up and disappeared into the hallway. After a few short seconds Kayn entered his room again with a handful of towels. He didn't waste any time and cleaned himself and Ezreal, before drying them up, resulting in Ezreal turning back to his human form. He quickly changed the sheets, before laying down with the blond snuggled up to his chest.

"I'm glad it rained today. We would've never fucked otherwise," Ezreal said, smiling up at his lover.

"I don't know what came over me, I was suddenly really horny and the only thing I could think about was fucking you," Kayn mumbled, caressing Ezreal's lower back.

"Oh, that was probably because of my pheromones. We merpeople seduce potential mates with pheromones, so they can make us pregnant."

"Hold on, you seduced me with your pheromones, so I could make you pregnant?"

"Yeah sorry, but to be fair, the pheromones would've never worked, if you weren't interested in the first place," Ezreal said, drawing circles on Kayn's chest.

"You know what? I forgive you, but only because that was the most mind blowing sex I've ever had," Kayn said, smiling as he placed a kiss on top of Ezreal's head. "I hope Zed won't get mad when I tell him I got someone pregnant."

"That's your father, I assume? I'm sure he will like his new grandchildren."

"Wait... children? Plural?" Kayn paused his movements as he looked down at the blond in disbelief.

"Yeah, merpeople can lay up to ten eggs," Ezreal said, almost cracking up at Kayn's shocked face.

"You're not serious, are you?" Ezreal only shrugged at Kayn's question, a mischievous grin forming on his lips.

"You little shit, stop messing with me!" Kayn grinned as he started to tickle the blond, making him shriek in response.

"Stop!" Ezreal screamed, barely containing his laughter as he tried desperately to get away from Kayn, who just kept on tickling him.

They messed around for a bit, until they both were too tired and slowly started to fall asleep. Kayn held Ezreal close to his chest as he closed his eyes and fell asleep, a soft smile on his lips.