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falin please let me faceplant into your pussy: a slam poem

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I forgive you for killing like ten people… with a twink mage ordering you around, a right mind is hard to find. Obviously you’re delectable even when hypnotized.

Big tits... eyes so sleepy they’re nearly shut... white girl, you have enchanted me for what!

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shitpost time...

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These diaspora wings were meant to fly. In an unknown land a white girl captures me. I want to land like a feather face-first in Falin’s pussy. Have you ever seen arms that look so soft? Big tits / eyes so sleepy they’re nearly shut / white girl, you have enchanted me for what…

Sleepy girl era? Let me sleep between those thighs… come on, it’ll take both of us to shove Marcille aside… when you were resurrected, doused in blood, I rewound that scene ten times… have you ever seen a more beautiful gory gourmet bride…

Let’s keep the rhyming and get back to how you’re unintentionally two-timing. I forgive you for killing like ten people… with a twink mage ordering you around, a right mind is hard to find. Obviously you’re delectable even when hypnotized. Are you worried about being two souls in one body? Don’t be. I can easily do tha… polyamory…

You probably need shapewear to slim the mons pubis below the dress… adventurers need hills and valleys, else we'll get major stressed… #monstergirl torn between above and below… my eyes have the same issue girl, I’m an empath, I know…

You can be Chilchuck and I’ll be the mimic… you can sit on my face and I’ll flail as you panic… you be the undine and I’ll be Marcille… as in uhhhh I’ll slurp you down for real… you can be living armor and I’ll be your brother… as in I’ll crack you open and leave the encounter a mother… you be the dragon and I’ll be the team… trapped under your body going for your toes and feet…

Falin, I’m prepared to get down on one (or both) knees. Rest in peace Shuro, I told you straightforwardly… I’m lighting a fire, hoping for a big bang...

Please let me plant my face in your pungent 🙏 I need to taste dragon… delicious in dungeon!

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i'm PineAndPetrichor