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One pair of spider eyes, two sets of grass, one frog leg, now we let that simmer. We take the grape extract and add it to the mixture. The concoction is almost finished, now the final step remains: Mixing in the bees knees. Now we mix. Finally, the potion is complete! I can now take all the honey I want without getting stung! At least, in theory. I kinda seized this recipe from the Japanese bees licensees in disease from the seas breeze nominees appointees that disagrees with the cantonese bees who wheeze and foresees the release of bee movie dvd’s.
They're not really that reliable for information when it comes to potions. Last time they gave advice the victim turned into a bee who lost their only good knee! At this revelation the bees ended up replacing the knees with even more bees! Oh how i'm spiraling now! But I must stay focused! The honey of the bees who have knees is the most valuable, if I get the honey… I'll finally be free of working for the wasps who work at the mosques and lost their eye drops.
The potion has finished simmering and shivering, now I must sneak to the nests of the bees with knees. As I approach the nest I down the potion of bees without knees to gain their abilities. I drew nearer to the nest with the best honey in the west. But once I reached the destination and touched the nest, I saw my fate. My skin became yellow and fuzzy, I became shorter… They lied!! The potion wasn't to give me the abilities of the bees without knees, it turned me into the bees with knees! At least I'm not working for the wasps who work at the mosques and lost their eye drops.