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Aze's Cool Character Elimination Show!!! (Cancelled)

Summary:

Join 16 people from difference dimensions in competing for a cool prize with you host Aze that at we will have such a fun time!!!!

Notes:

This is episode 1. Also don't forget to vote too that would be pretty epic tbh also like i couldn't find a tag for don't (object fool) so just remember he's a contestant too ok bye bye enjoy and stuff.

Chapter 1: Episode 1: Name is the Game!

Chapter Text

*POOF*

 

Dogday: Woah! W-where am I-I?

Golf ball: YOU

 

Dogday turns around to see a walking golf ball running towards him

 

Dogday: I- ho- are you a talking golf ball?

Golf ball: What does it look like to you!

Dogday: so uh do you know where I am?

Golf ball: i was going to ask YOU!

Monika: huh now this is something you don't see everyday.

 

Dogday: Uh Hi you...

Monika: Names monika!

Golf ball: WHERE YOU THE ONE THAT BOUGHT US HERE?!

Monika: Woah Woah! Calm down golf ball! I didn't do anything!

Golf ball: so......who brought us here?

Dogday: And why did they do it?

 

Aze: hi.

 

The three of them turn to see a purple cat

 

Aze: i brought you here btw. In fact i brought 16 of you

 

Dogday: wait but there's only three of us-

 

After he said that the other 13 people show up right in front of him

Aze: if my quick maths are right that makes 16 of you!

 

Tari: W-wha W-where am i? Meggy? Smg4?....mario?

Aze: hello lads! you 16 are here to compete in my very cool and epic competition show!!!

Blizzaria: I'm good thanks!

Aze: you you don't have a choice in this matter lmao

Ron: prety epik fr lol

Blaze: w-wait... w-why do you look l-like me?

 

Aze: cus i just am.

Aze: ANYWAY! Que list of cast

Dogday: Wait what do you-

 

*Activating cast list*

Ashley (Warioware)

Dogday (Poppy Playtime)

Blaze the cat (Sonic)

Golf ball (BFDI)

Monika (DDLC)

dont. (Object fool/animatic battle)

Yoshi (Don't Toy with Me, Miss Nagatoro)

Blizzaria (Yo Kai Watch)

Mii Gunner (Wii)

Ron (Friday Night Funkin)

Tari (SMG4)

Bill cipher (Gravity Fall's)

Empress of light (Terraria)

Lacey (Lacey's flash games/ghosttundra)

Andy (Andy's apple farm)

Courtney (Pokemon)

 

*Starting Contest now*

Aze: OK! Now that introductions are out of the way TIEM FOR TEAMS!!!

Blizzaria: But we didn't even introduce ourselves-

Aze: ok so i will choose teams cus you all suck and will probably make bad teams lmao

Golf ball: yep ok. Rude much!

 

Aze: ok so there is 16 of you soo 3 teams of 5!

Blaze: That math doesn't add up-

 

Aze: TEAM 1!! Ok so uh Dogday, Lacey, Bill, Monika, and dont. You are team one!

 

Dogday: uh who's dont?

Aze: right there! *points to dont*

 

Don't just stands there....doing nothing

Monika: w-what is that thing?

Aze: HEY! That "thing"s name is don't and he's a real epic lad he is. Right don't?

Don't: jfysitbrjakfg.

Aze: see! ANYWAY TEAM 2 is Ron, Gunner, Light, Tari and, Blaze

Ron: BRO! I'm the only *non lady* on me team!

Blaze: why do i feel like this is offensive?

Ron: cuz it was ment to lmao

Blaze:....YOU LITTLE-

 

Aze: TEAM 3 is well everyone else.

Andy: no introduction?

Aze: FINE! Andy, Courtney, Golf ball, Ashley, Yoshi, and Blizzie

Blizzaria: That's not my na-

Aze: OK! So the first challenge is to come up with a team name! Best two names wins immunity!

Andy: what happens to the losing team?

Aze: THEY RISK INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION.

Everyone: *Gasp*

Tari: I-I-INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION?!

Ron: i don't have time for inevitable destruction!

Aze: yeah ok mate. Anyway 3 2 1 GO!!!

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Blaze: so team what should our name be?

Ron: team funy.

Tari: u-uh we could be t-team Gamers.

Blaze: those are..... uh definitely names.

Ron: ok then purpley what's your idea?

Blaze: first of all. Don't call me purpley.

Ron: fine

 

Blaze: secondly. We haven't asked the other two.

 

Tari: Oh yeah! We haven't asked mii gunner or the empress of light!

Ron: That's her name?

Light: Yes.

Ron: I'll just nickname you light cus yor name is too long lol.

Light: if you wish.

Blaze: ok so light what do you think our team name should be?

Light: I'm sorry but I don't have a name...

Blaze: it's fine...what about gunner

 

Mii gunner:....

Ron: so gun girl what should our name be?

 

Mii gunner: .... *shrug*

 

Ron: GREAT. we got nothing!

Blaze: I-im sure we can think of something guys!

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM 1

 

 

 

Monika: ok guy's what's should our name be?

 

Bill: I don't know my reality breaking friend.

Dogday: reality breaking...?

 

Bill: well my canine compadre she has the ability to break reality....in her own game i don't know about real life.

Monika: reality breaking aside what should our name be?

Bill: Oh i know! Let's ask don't.!

Monika: does don't even speak?

Dogday: Hey we can't exclude them! Even if he doesn't speak!

Monika: i guess that's true....

Bill: so don't. what should our team name be?

Don't:HTE ERALYTI ERABKRES

Bill: OH i like that!

Dogday: so what did he say?

Bill: The reality breakers!

Monika: Oh! Yeah that's a good name!

Dogday: So it's decided we are the reality breakers!

Aze: OHHHH DO I HEAR A COMPLETE TEAM NAME?!

Lacey: yes?

 

Bill: we are the reality breakers!

Aze: Oke doki!

Monika: i like that word!

Aze: ok so your team name gets a 9/10

Bill: What!? Why not a 10?

Aze: lacked bread oke bye bye now *poof*

Lacey: yay we got a 10!

 

Bill: who the heck are you?

Lacey: I'm lacey! I didn't talk to much i was.....thinking about someone.

 

Monika: well if you say so.

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM 3

Andy: ok so guy's before we think of a name i say we introduce ourselves!

Ashley: why would we do that exactly?

Andy: well since where a team we need to get to know each other so we can do better at like challenges!

Golf ball: Sounds like a good idea!

Ashley: i guess....

Blizzaria: i say we go in alphabetical order!

Andy: well then I'll go first! Well my names andy the apple and i have an apple farm!

Courtney: an apple.....with an....apple farm?

Andy: That's right!

Golf ball: alright so uh Ashley your next i guess.

 

Ashley: fine... so uh hi I'm Ashley and i do magic.

Blizzaria: wow really?

Ashley: pretty much...

Blizzaria: oh well I'll go next then! Hello everyone I'm blizzaria and I'm a ice yo kai!

Golf ball: as in like spirits?

Blizzaria: yep! Pretty cool right? Or i guess you could say pretty Cold!

 

Golf ball: uh yeah sure. Who's next

 

Courtney: me.

Courtney: i....am courtney. I....am part of team magma.....as admin.

Golf ball: well if you say so. I'm next now!

Courtney: but....i didn't-

Golf ball: I am golf ball and i am a-

*POOF*

 

Aze: Time's up!!!

Golf ball: w-what?

Blizzaria: you never told us there was a time limit!

 

Aze: yeah. But i got bored so yeah. Tell me your team names! So uh let's start with team 1 even tho i already know there name

 

Dogday, Monika, Bill: WE ARE THE REALITY BREAKERS!

Lacey: uh yeah that i guess...

Aze: and i gave them a 9/10

Aze: now team 3 what's the name gonna be?

 

Golf ball: u-uh well uh we are t-team-

Yoshi: TEAM FRIENDSHIP!

 

Aze: oh ok uh pretty epic name i guess 7/10 cus lack of bread

Aze: ok team 2 what's your team name?

 

Blaze: w-well uh

Tari: W-we uh couldn't-

Ron: team Bread lovers.

Blaze, Tari: What?

Light: yes that is the name we decided.

Aze:...............................

 

Aze: 1000000000/10

Everyone (excluding Ron Lacey and Dont.): WHAT?!?!

 

Aze: the name is f**king amazing they win

 

Golf ball: THIS IS RIGGED I SAY RIGGED!

Aze: well im the host and i make the rules so deal with it. Team 1 and 2 win immunity!

Andy: wait so what does that mean?

 

Aze: Team friendship one of you wil risk INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION.

Yoshi: aw man sorry team

 

Blizzaria: hey yoshi it's fine atleast we actually had a name!

Yoshi: i-i guess that's true.

 

Aze: Ok team 3 so now it's time for voting screen!

 

Golf ball: oh great.

 

Ashley: voting scre-

 

*VOTING SCREEN ACTIVATED*

Who should be eliminated:


Andy
Ashley
Blizzaria
Courtney
Golf ball
Yoshi

The one with the most votes will be exterminated!

 

Voting ended lol too late L L L L-

Voting ended

Voting ended 3 days ago

 

EPISODE ENDS

Chapter 2: Episode 2: Let em Cook....

Summary:

Someone is gonna get eliminated this episode (pretty cool right?) Oh and also don't is still here he's pretty cool tbh. And enjoy the episode too and stuff idk

Notes:

Episode two Yay so uh that's all from me ok.

ENJOY THE EPISODE!! -TheFunnyMan2763

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Ron still showing empress of light stuff

 

Ron: alright now this.......is a meme

Light: I see. But what is this so called "meme"

Ron: it's like a silly little image or photo that's funny

Suddenly Aze appears from the sky

 

Aze: HEY NERDS!

Ron: wat want m8

Aze: where's team friendship. It's time for one of them to be dieded

 

Light: Perhaps there at where they where last challenge

Aze: well alright bye lads *poof*

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM FRIENDSHIP

 

Yoshi: so yeah that's all about me.

 

Golf ball: huh who would have thought

 

*poof*

Aze: ITS ELIMINA TIME!!!!!

Ashley: What?

 

Aze: elimination time. Go. Now.

 

Blizzaria: where do we go anyway?

 

Aze: Don't worry my lads just follow sil

 

*Awkward silence*

 

Andy: who's sil?

 

Sil: me lol

 

Team friendship jumps and turns to see a silver hedgehog and a normal lady in a sweater

 

Ashley: Who the heck are you two?

 

Aze: That's Sil and the other lad is Sam. Say hi guy's

 

Sil: Helo :)

Sam: H-hi

 

Aze: They host elimina time. Speaking of elimina time. ELIMINATION TIME LADS LET'S GOOOOOOOO-

Sil: shut up

 

Aze: ok

 

ELIMINA TIME YAY

ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE

 

AAAAAAAAAAA-

 

Sil:........WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

Ashley: I thought you knew?

Andy: yeah you two are the elimination host right

Sil: yeah but i didn't think the elimination theme was that trash. Whatever Sam how many votes did we get?

 

Sam turns ton the screen next to her to show the number 14

 

Sam: We got 14 votes! Probably the most a character elimination show got on the first episode! Give yourselves around of applause for for this!

*clapping.mp4*

 

Sil: it was probably less because a certain someone let the viewers vote twice for a couple hours.....

 

Aze: F**K YOU THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS!

 

Sam: language!

Sil: ok so if your safe you gettttttt.....uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Sam: um you can get a high five from sil!

Sil: yeah sure that

 

Courtney: how does......eliminations work?

 

Sil: if you get the least votes your safe. Most votes gets eliminated now let's start

 

Sam: andy and golf ball got 1 vote each so there safe!

 

Andy: Aw sweet!

Golf ball: Of course I'm safe!

 

The both get a high five from sil (tho for golf ball it was a high leg)

 

Sam: Ashley! your the only person here to not get tied in votes with 2!

Ashley stands and walks away

 

Sil: so no high five?

Ashley: I don't want your stupid high five.

 

Sam: Final 3! Courtney, Yoshi, and Blizzaria.

 

Blizzaria: W-what? What did I do?

 

Sil: it's more like what didn't you do. Aka you did pretty much nothing but even you doing nothing isn't enough for you to get out.

Sam: yeah. With three votes blizzaria is safe.

Blizzaria: Yay!

Blizzaria high fives Sil's hand and accidentally freezes it

 

Blizzaria: oops.....sorry about that.

 

Sil: Nah it's fine. It'll thaw out later. Anyway FINAL 2!

 

DUN DUN

 

Sam: Didn't have to punctuate it but uh yeah final 2.

 

Yoshi: W-WHAT? What did I do? I was the one that came up with the name!

Sil: said name gave your team last and courtney.

Courtney: Yes?

 

Sil: You also didn't do anything. Your also pretty bland to be honest. Also you talk kinda weird.

 

Courtney: Harsh.......But understandable

 

Sil: Cool. Sam show the votes

 

Sam: Alright.

 

*dramatic music.mp3*
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Sam: With 4 votes yoshi is the first eliminated from......whatever aze called the show.

Sil: Oh and courtney got 3 votes.

 

Courtney also just walks away

 

Yoshi: Aw man..... well atleast I got out by 1 vote instead of multiple I guess

 

Sam: That's a positive!

Sil: yeah sure anyway go.

 

*Poof*

 

Sam: soooooo what do we do with her?

 

Sil: I don't know ask our "friend" aze

 

Aze: What's up?

 

Yoshi: I got eliminated.....

Aze: Skill issue lmao. So anyway uh Idk what to do so I'll just turn on randomization on my snaps and hope it turns out *snapping sound.mp4*

Yoshi: Uh....what was- 

 

And then Yoshi disappears out of thin air, leaving Sil and Sam shocked and confused

 

Sam: u-uhh....where did she-

Sil: She's fine right?-

 

Aze: CHALLENGE TIME!!! *poof*

 

Meanwhile with everyone else

 

Ron: Did you know that if you give a mouse a cookie it'll want some milk to go with it?

 

LightWhat is a "cookie"?

 

 Aze then appears right beside them

 

Aze: Alright everyone! It's time for the next challenge! It's a cooking challenge!

 

Lacey: Yes! I'm good at cooking!

 

Aze: great. So the teams with the best dish wins. Got it? Go!

 

 

Bill: LET'S GO TEAM!

 

They all dash to there cooking stations

Blaze: Ok so team what should we make?

Ron: I don't know about you guy's. Buuuuuuut I can make a pretty good grilled cheese sandwich. I say we make a grilled cheese it will guarantee atleast 10 points.

Tari: How tho

Light: Well seeing how that Aze person has quite the bread fascination and that Sil despite not knowing much about him seems like some one to like this sort of food. Tho I'm not sure about Sam....

Tari: Well atleast we can get like 8,9,or 10 with the other two. So we should be fine!

Blaze: What do you think gunner?

 

Mii gunner just shrugs

 

Ron: I'll take that as a yes! Grilled cheese time!

 

MEANWHILE WITH THE REALITY BREAKERS

 

Bill: Thanks narrator person I don't know the name of. Will take it from here.

 

NO PROBLEM

 

Bill: Alright reality breakers what's the plan?

Monika: Well lacey did say she was good at cooking.

 

Dogday: Hey lacey can you like help us with the cooking and stuff?

 

Lacey: Of Course! We got this in the bag

 

Bill: Plasic or paper?

 

*Awkward silence*

 

Bill: Was that really necessary?

*Yes*

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM FRIENDSHIP

 

Golf ball: Alright team we CAN NOT lose again!

 

Andy: Yeah! I don't wanna lose another friend!

 

Ashley: So what should we make anyway? Are any of us even good at cooking?

 

Andy: Uhhhhh I can make.......cookies?

 

Ashley: Great does anyone know how to make cookies?

 

Andy: Uhhhhhhh w-well we uhhhh-

 

Courtney: Cookie.....Mix.

 

They all turn to courtney holding a box of cookie mix

 

Blizzaria: Great now we got what we need now just hand it over and-

 

She freezes the whole box........and courtney

 

Blizzaria:......o-oh uhhh w-we can thaw her out in time right?

 

Andy: Maybe we can just thaw out her hand and thaw the rest of he out after the challenge.

 

Blizzaria: Good idea! So what can I do to help?

 

Golf ball and Ashley: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

 

Blizzaria: OK! OK! I'M GOING!!

 

Blizzaria then flys away

 

Golf ball: Sigh. Andy go get aze to get us a hair dryer.

Andy: On it!

Golf ball: Ashley. You and I will get everything else ready.

Ashley: yeah with your lack of arms you'll be a big help.

 

Golf ball: JUST GO!

 

Andy heads to the judging table while Golf ball and Ashley head to get ingredients

 

Andy: Hey Aze!

Aze: What is it? I'm prepping the judging table now!

Andy: I need a hair dryer.

 

Aze: You don't have hair tho.

 

Andy: no I need to thaw out courtney!

 

Aze: Blizzaria?

 

Andy: Blizzaria.

 

Aze: so that explains why Sils hand was frozen. Uh hold on *POOF* here

 

Aze spawns a hair dryer from thin air and gives it to andy

 

Aze: Now scram you man apple.

 

Andy: Thanks!

 

Andy runs back to where Courtney is

 

MEANWHILE WITH GOLF BALL AND ASHLEY

 

Golf ball: Strange?

 

Ashley: How is this box supposed to get us the stuff we need?

 

Golf ball: hmmm maybe we have to say what we want?

 

Ashley: Uh ok then. We need 3 eggs, 1 cup of water, and uh 1/3 cup of vegetable oil.

 

Then all the ingredients that Ashley said came out the box magically

 

Golf ball: Huh I guess that worked.

 

Ron: So that's how that works!

 

Golf ball and Ashley turn to so Ron,light,and lacey

 

Lacey: Hi!

Light: Hello.

Ron: Sup.

 

Ashley: Hey.

 

Golf ball: STOP SPEAKING TO THE ENEMY!!

 

Ashley: Why? It's not like they will sabotage use anyway.

 

Lacey: I would never!

Ron: Too lazy to lmao.

 

Light: What does this "Sabotage" mean?

 

Golf ball: Nevermind. LET'S GO!

 

Golf ball runs off with the ingredients. Ashley just follows her.

 

Ashley: Later. Have fun cooking I guess.

 

Lacey: You too later!

Ron: Later too I guess

Light: Farewell indeed.

 

Ron: Anyway Bread, and cheese and make it provolone!

 

Lacey: I need stuff from a strawberry short cake please!

 

All the stuff that they asked shoot out of the box.

 

Lacey: Welp I'm off. Bye!

 

Ron: Bye then. Alrighty lighty let's move!

Light: Of course.

 

Light Grabs Ron and flys to there team

 

MEANWHILE WITH THE BREAD LOVERS

 

Blaze is trying to start up the stove but she is having a more problem than she thought

 

Blaze: GUH! HOW DO PEOPLE USE THIS DARNED THING?!

Mii gunner then walks up and presses the on button on the stove

Blaze: Uhh. I-I knew that! I-I just wanted to make sure you guys knew.

 

Tari: Uh ok then. Now I guess wait for Ron and light to come back.

Ron: Like now?

 

Light places Ron in front of the stove.Then flys off

 

Blaze: Hey light where are you going?

 

Light: I just like to travel around sometimes y'know explore the world.

Tari: Well if you say so then. Have fun!

 

Light : I shall return.

 

Light flies off and runs into blizzaria

 

Blizzaria: Oh! Hey light.

Light: Hello. what are you doing today?

 

Blizzaria: I uh kinda accidentally froze my team mate. So I had to leave.

 

Light: Oh. I see. Well have you tried apologizing?

 

Blizzaria: Yeah but I'm sure they'll get over it......right?

 

Light: I'm not sure but most things won't just go away. But now I shall leave good day.

 

Light then flies away leaving blizzaria looking confused.

 

*30 minutes later*

 

Aze: Like the narrator said. 30 MINUTES LEFT!!

 

Bill: HURRY UP!

Monika: Dude the cakes already in the oven. Chill.

 

Bill: Yeah but I'm impatient.

 

Lacey: Well I'm putting the finishing touches on the cake!

 

Ron: lol imagine actually making something in an over. right mii gunner?

Mii gunner just nods not really caring

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM FRIENDSHIP

 

Andy: Alright cookies in the oven! Should take like 18 minutes.

 

Golf ball: Great!

 

Ashley: Andy, you should probably thaw out the rest of Courtney. It's getting weird just seeing her hand unfrozen.

 

Golf ball: Oh yeah. Andy thaw her out while we....go do something 

Andy: Uh ok then.

 

Andy turned on the hair dryer while Golf ball and Ashley went to get frosting for the cake.

 

*Like 15 minutes later*

 

Andy: Ugh what's taking them so long
Courtney: Ow.
Andy: M-Maybe they got hurt.
Courtney: Andy.
Andy: Or they just got alot of frosting.
Courtney: Andy.
Andy: OR MAYBE THEY DIED AND I HAVE TO RECOVER THEM-
Courtney: Andy. I'm on fire. 

Andy gasped to see half of Courtney's face on fire. He quickly get's a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.

 

Andy: C-COURTNEY I'M SORRY ARE YOU OK!?

 

Courtney:...............................

 

Andy: C-Courtney?

 

Courtney: cnt werdz rite

 

Andy: U-uhh I'll just keep you in the ice. Uh just sit there ok.

 

Courtney: Oak.

 

Just then Golf ball and Ashley walked back.

 

Golf ball: Were back!

Ashley: We heard screaming too. What did we-

 

They both see half of Courtney's face gone and her still stuck in the ice.

 

Ashley:...........Haha. Anyway we got how long until the cookies are done?

 

Golf ball: Should be like 3 minutes. Now we just gotta wai-

 

*10 minutes later*

Golf ball:... W-What the heck was-?

 

Aze: There is like 5 minutes le-

 

*Alarm noise.Mp4*

Aze: TIME'S UP!!!

 

Monika: Wow talk about impatient-

 

Monika.exe has crashed

 

Aze: Ok enough of that idiot. JUDGING TIME!

*POOF*

 

Aze: Ok now me sil and sam will rate the dishes out of 10! Best two teams dishes wins and-

Sil: Other team gets dieded yadda yadda can we start now I got things to do.

 

Aze: SHUT UP BEFORE I DIEDED YOU- Ok first is team friendship cus lmao

 

Team Friendship place three cookies each in front of the judge's.

 

Aze: it looks edible!

*Eating sounds.mp4*

 

Aze: Hmmmmm. Pretty food. 6/10.

Sil: it was alright 5/10.

Sam: I do enjoy sweet stuff so I give it an 8!

 

Aze: Alright so team friendship get's a 19/30 not good but not bad either.

Sil: Kinda reminds me of you aze.

Aze: SHUT THE FUCK UP- Reality breakers your next!

 

Team Reality breakers place three pieces of cake in front of the judge's.

 

Aze: Wow this also looks edible.

 

Sil: Reused dialogue much.

Aze: Just eat the cake.

 

*Eating sounds. Mp4*

 

Aze: Meh it's a cake but still good 5/10.

Sil: The one time I actually like fruits uh 7/10.

Sam: Same as last time but less sweet 7.

 

Aze: That's uhhhhh. I'M GOOD AT MATH OK- also a 19/30. FUCK.

 

Sam: Oh uh isn't that a tie tho?

 

Aze: Not if team bread lovers get over 19 but let's be honest what are the chances of tha-

Ron: I made a wonderful grilled cheese.

 

Aze: 10.

Sil: 10.

Sam: U-uhh...I-I guess I'll give it a 10 too..

 

 

Aze: Bread lovers win again!

 

Golf ball: BS!? I CALL HA-

 

Golf ball then got punted to the sun.

 

Aze: Ok so uh tie breaker I guess.
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Aze: UPFORELIMINATIONSAYWHAT!

 

Dogday: What?

 

Aze: Reality breakers lose!

 

Bill: WHAT!?

 

Aze: Cue voting screen!

 

Lacey: THIS IS RI-

 

*VOTING SCREEN*

 

Bill cipher
Dogday
Don't
Lacey
Monika

 

Voting ended lol

Voting ended

Voting ended 3 days ago

 

INITIANTING END CREDITS

 

Sil: Hey Sam! We got an end credit now!

Sam:.........A what?

 

Sil: it's like something that happens at the end of the episode...say something funny.

 

Sam: U-uh... something...funny?

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DEFAULT LAUGH TRACK-

 

END EPISODE

Notes:

What did you think of this episode? Tell us in the comments! And don't forget to give us a challenge idea too! Bye bye!! -Aze the at :)

Chapter 3: Episode 3: Lost under the shade's

Summary:

OH NO! Sil needs our help!

Notes:

Hey enjoy this episode it has Sil in it and like don't too!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Courtney being thawed out by Ashley

Ashley: There we go. That should do it.

 

Courtney: thnks......

Ashley: uhhh are you ok? Half of your face is still gone you know...

 

Courtney: Ill be fin......ta ta.

 

Courtney immediately falls on her face with Ashley looking concerned

 

Ashley: i-i should probably get aze...

Aze then appears on Ashley's head

Aze: Yo.

Ashley: Gah! Get off!!

 

Aze floats off of her head on the stove

 

Aze: So what's up-

 

Aze then see's Courtney laying on the ground on her face

 

Aze:.......I see why you called me.

 

Aze then picks up Courtney and wraps the half of her face missing in bandages

Aze: That outta do it!

 

Courtney: face.....feel.....funny...

 

Ashley: Uh are you su- And she's gone great.

 

ELIMINA TIME YAY!!!!

 

ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE!!!!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

Sil: It's elimina time! So one of the reality breakers are gonna be eliminated!- Where are they?

 

The camera zooms out to see none of the reality breakers there except don't

Sam: I don't think Aze told them where we are.....except.. That thing....

 

Sam point's at don't nervously

 

Sil: What even is that?

Sam: I-I think Aze said it was.....don't

 

Sil:.....WHERE DOES SHE FIND THESE PEOPLE!? REALITY BREAKERS GET YOU BUTTS OVER HERE!?

*poof*

 

The Reality Breakers suddenly appear out of air with monika still crashed

 

Lacey: W-what the-

Sil: Reality breakers! You lost last time so one of you will go bye bye.

 

The monitor beside Sam turns of to show the number 3

 

Sam: We got 3 votes! Which is less than last time but then again the voting poll for the first episode was accidentally set to let people vote for two people at once so......

 

Bill: do we get a prize for being safe?

 

Sil: Uh yeah. Sam what's the prize again?

 

Sam: Well the prize is some fruit from the bag!

 

Sil: Anyway first two people safe are....... Evil dorito and,........I can't think of a nickname for lacey but there safe too.

 

Sil then tosses a coconut and a guava at them bill catches the guava and lacey gets hit by the coconut

Lacey: OW!

 

Bill: I'd obviously be safe

 

Sam: Next safe is.......Monika! Who is.....still like that. Hold on what if i...

 

Sam throws a mango ate monika and she returns back to normal

Monika: OW! Was that a mango?

 

Sam: Hey monika! Your safe by the way! Now it's down to dogday and don't.

 

Bill: I would feel bad losing both of them.

 

Dogday: HEY!

 

Sil: Well you'll only lose one and that one Is......
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Sil: DON'TS OUT!

 

Sil throws an apple at dogday and he misses

 

Sil:....... just go fetch it.

 

Dogday: OH I LOVE THIS GAME!!

 

Dogday immediately runs after the apple

 

Sil:..... he'll be fine. I hope. Anyway with 2 votes don't is out double d got 1.

 

Sam: So uh... don't uh g-go

 

don't just stands there doing nothing. Then Aze appeares

 

Aze: So who got out?

 

Sil: Why don't You know? Your the one that made the voting poll.

 

Aze: Just tell me who got out!

 

Sil: don't.

 

Aze: Oh ok goodbye don-

 

Aze turns around to not see don't

 

Aze: WHERE IS HE.

 

Sil: I don't know he just kinda disappeared

 

Aze: Ugh! I'll look for him later. It's challenge time!

 

*POOF*

 

Suddenly everyone appears in front of Aze

 

Aze: GUY'S AND GIRL'S!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!

 

Andy: What's wrong Aze?

 

Before Aze could finish what they where saying Sil appears wairing shade's. Sam also walked up reading a book about knitting

 

Sil: WHAT'S UP BITCHES!

 

Aze: Sil.

Sil: Yo!

Aze: Shut the fuck up. It's challenge time! I was going to get the cast to deactivate these demon cores!

 

Ashley: DEMON WHAT'S?!

 

Sil: Yeah what ever. Look at my cool shade's!

 

Aze look's at them and then has an idea.

 

Aze: *ding* OH NO! SIL'S GLASSES HAVE SNAPPED IN TWO!!

 

Sil: What no they-

 

Before aze could finish she cut's the shades in half......while they where still on his head so his head also got cut in half.

 

Everyone (except Ron and Bill): Scream of fear

 

Ashley: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK!?

 

Ron: Oh my god! Dead body! Report it!

 

Aze: You gotta find Sil's shade's! *POOF* The last team to find a half will be, FUCKED. Go!!
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Aze:....I said fucking go.

 

All the teams run off to find the shade's

 

Aze: Welp might as well get rid of these demon cores. Come on Sam help me out!

 

Sam: U-uh o-ok.

 

As Aze was about to hand Sam a core it fell on the ground and activated

 

Aze:........Oops.

 

Sam: Uhh I-is it supposed to glo-

 

*BOOOM*-

 

Meanwhile with team bread lovers

 

Ron: Alright team! what's the plan?

 

Tari: We could split up! That way we cover more ground!

 

Ron: yeah sure. Light!

 

Ron looks up to light not there

 

Ron:........bruh.

 

Tari: I'm sure she's fine. She's probably just flying around to look.

 

Ron: Oh yeah. Anyway Team MOVE OUT.

 

They all move to different directions except blaze who just follows Tari

 

Tari: Oh! hey blaze did you wanna join me?

 

Blaze:.........

 

Tari: Blaze?

 

Blaze: Huh! Oh uh y-yeah sure.

 

Meanwhile with the reality breakers

 

Bill: Pfffft this challenge is easy peasy!

 

Lacey: Uh yeah sure. But where would Aze even hide a half?

 

Monika: And where's dogday?

 

They all look around to actually not see dogday

 

Bill: Yeah good point. Where is he?

 

Monika: I'm sure he's fine. Now let's find-

 

Lacey: we gotta find him.

 

Bill and Monika turn to look at lacey too see her looking different then she normally does

 

Bill: What why? He's probably-

 

Lacey: WE HAVE TO FIND HIM!

 

Bill and Monika look a bit shocked at the outburst. Lacey lightly breathed in and out calming down a bit

 

Lacey: P-please let's just find him.

 

Bill: alright alright! We'll look for him. But where was he last time?

 

Monika: let's try the elimination area. That's the last place we where-

 

As soon as Lacey heard this she ran to the elimination area

 

Monika:......well I guess we follow her.

 

Bill: What about the challenge? I don't wanna lose again.

 

Monika: Challenge can wait. Not like the other teams will have that much luck anyway.

Bill: Yeah true. Those other team's aren't gonna win even if the bread heads have a little win streak it won't last long.

 

Monika: h-hehe y-yeah...

 

Lacey: HURRY UP GUYS!

 

They both run off to follow Lacey. The camera then shows blizzaria in the sky

 

Blizzaria: Ugh Come on blizzaria! get it together! You froze two people accidentally! You wanna win right!? SO STOP DOING STUPID THINGS-

Aze: *POOF* Hey.

 

Blizzaria runs into Aze a bit shocked at how she found her in the sky

 

Blizzaria: AAAH! AZE!

 

Aze: hey it's challenge time.

 

Blizzaria: W-what's the challenge?

 

Aze: Won't tell. Bye bye now! Gotta recover Sil and Sam *POOF*

 

Blizzaria: I-I better go find my team..

 

Blizzaria the flys off to find her team.

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM FRIENDSHIP

 

Golf ball: Ok team! As your leader I already have a plan!

 

Ashley: And who made you leader exactly?

 

Golf ball: I did. Not like you could do better.

 

Ashley: Whatever. What's your grand plan golf goof.

 

Golf ball: IT'S GOLF BALL! Anyway with this metal detector we should be able to find the shade half!

 

Andy: Uh I don't think that sil fellows shade's would be made of metal.

 

Golf ball: Yes! But I reprogrammed to find plastic instead!

 

Courtney: Wow........that's impressive.......for a golf ball.

 

Golf ball: Whatever! Just follow me!

 

Golf ball turns on the plastic detector and starts walking where it points the rest of her team follows

 

MEANWHILE WITH DOGDAY

 

Dogday: Hmm now where is that apple?

 

Dogday sees the apple next to a half of the shade's. He immediately runs to get the apple and looks at the shade's piece

 

Dogday: I GOT IT!!! Huh What's the shiny thing?

 

Dogday picks up the shade's piece and sniffs it to see who's it is

 

Dogday: Oh this must be Sil's! I'm sure he'd want this back along with the apple!

 

Dogday picks up the apple and the shade's half and runs back to the elimination area

 

MEANWHILE WITH TARI AND BLAZE

 

Tari goes in to a Bush and then comes up with nothing

 

Tari: Nope not in this bush either!

Tari: Who knew some shade's could be this hard to find right blaze.

 

Blaze:.........

Blaze just sits on a rock looking a bit concerned

 

Tari: Blaze? Are you ok?

 

Blaze:........

 

Tari: BLAZE!

 

Blaze immediately jumps falling of the rock on her face

 

Blaze: ow.....

 

Tari: Blaze are you ok?

 

Blaze: Yes I'm fine I was just........thinking about something.

 

As Blaze got up tari went over to her and sat next to her on the ground

 

Tari: Blaze you look a bit sad. What's wrong?

 

Blaze: I-it's nothing...promise.

 

Tari look's at Blaze and puts her hand on Blaze's sholder

 

Tari: Hey. It's ok. We're team mates we gotta have each others back.

Blaze: Well y-you know how Aze looks like me but a bit different.

 

Tari Nods

 

Blaze: And what happened during the challenge explanation...

 

Tari: Uuhhh y-yeah. Why?

Blaze: Well seeing someone that look's like you....... killing someone that looks like someone you know it's........ I don't know kinda....

 

Tari: Traumatizing?

Blaze: y-yeah.

 

Tari: Oh. Well I'm sure Sil can just be recovered live the rest of us. Right?

 

Blaze: Yeah but it's still weird! I mean how did we even get here? How does the recovery orb thing work? Why does Aze look so much like me!? It's all just so confusing! y'know what I mean?

 

Tari just looks away trying to think of what to say. Blaze turns to look at Tari

 

Blaze: W-what do you mean? Have you been in one of these competition shows before?

 

Tari: Eh Kinda. It's a bit complicated to say but me and my friends where like kidnapped for some tv parodies.

 

Blaze: Oh. Well how was that like?

 

Tari: They where.....uh well. Let's just say I think this show isn't as bad as the other things I had to do.

 

Blaze: Oh. Well I'm s-sorry to hear about that.

 

Tari: No don't worry it's fine! I'm just glad this show is a bit less crazy. Even if Aze is a bit...

 

Blaze: Crazy?

 

Tari: Yeah that....... well we should probably keep looking for the half.

 

Blaze: Yeah...

 

Blaze then hugs Tari.

 

Blaze: Hey thanks for chatting with me. I just need to get that off my chest.

 

Tari: No problem!

 

Blaze then opens her eyes to see a shade's half and breaks the hug with Tari

 

Blaze: Hey Look!

 

Tari: Great let's bring it back to Aze!

 

Blaze then grabs the half and runs to Aze with Tari follow in her

 

MEANWHILE WITH AZE

 

Aze punches the recovery orb and recovers Sil and Sam

 

Aze: Hey guy's welcome back!

 

Sil: Did you really have to cut my head in half?!

Aze: ye.

 

Sil: I hate you.

 

Aze: Skill issue lil bro-

 

Blaze: HEY AZE!

 

Aze turns around to see Blaze and Tari. Blaze then runs up and gives Aze the half

 

Blaze: We found one half!

 

Aze: *gasp* WOWWOWWOWOWIWOWWOWOWIWOWOWOWWOO- GG Cat and robot lady! Bread lovers are safe!

 

Blaze: Yes!
Tari: Yay!

 

Aze: *megaphone sound* ONE TEAM HAS ALREADY FINISHED! HURRY UP!?!?!?!

 

MEANWHILE WITH TEAM FRIENDSHIP

 

Golf ball: Hmmmmm let's see...

 

Ashley then hears the Aze's announcement

 

Ashely: Guy's one team if already done!

 

Andy, Golf ball and, Courtney gasp

 

Golf ball: WHAT!?

 

Andy: We gotta hurry!

 

Courtney: Golf....let see thing.

 

Golf ball: Uhhhhhh sure?

 

Golf ball then gave Courtney the device. Courtney then started to pull some wires and then gave it back to Golf ball

 

Courtney: Try now.

 

Golf ball: What!? As if pulling a few wires is going to-

 

As soon as Golf ball was gonna finish her sentence the plastic detector immediately changed to Dogday running of to the elimination area

 

Dogday: HI GUY'S!!

 

Courtney: told......you-

 

Golf ball: NO TIME! FOLLOW THAT PLUSH DOG!

 

They immediately run after Dogday. Then blizzaria sees her team chasing dogday in the sky

 

Blizzaria: Huh what are they doing?

 

Blizzaria immediately flys down in front of dogday. Dogday then runs into her accidentally freezing him in the progress

 

Blizzaria: AZE! WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE I'M CONFUSED!

 

*POOF*

 

Aze: WOWUE ZOWIE! Dogday found a shade's piece!

 

Blizzaria: What?

 

Golf ball: WHAT HAPPENED?!

 

The rest of team friendship then come running up

 

Andy: Blizzaria! Your back!

 

Blizzaria: Guy's I just wanna-

 

Aze: say team friendship has lost again! One of you guys with be exterminated!

 

Golf ball: GRRRRR!

 

Golf ball then points to blizzaria

 

Golf ball: THIS IS YOUR FAULT!?

 

Blizzaria: What How?!

 

Golf ball: IF YOU DIDN'T COME BACK DOWN HERE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!?

 

Blizzaria: I didn't know that was the challenge!? Aze wouldn't tell me!?

 

Andy: Why didn't you tell her Aze?

 

Aze: Skill issue lmao anyway.

 

Aze: VIEWERS!!!

 

*VOTING SCREEN: TEAM FRIENDSHIP*

Andy

Ashley

Blizzaria

Courtney

Golf ball

 

*PRIZE VOTE: TEAM BREAD LOVERS*

Blaze

Empress of light

Mii gunner

Tari

Ron

Voting ended at a time.

Voting ended a long time ago

 

EPISODE ENDS

Notes:

Shame that don't is no longer with us he was the lad of all time. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this episode and don't forget to vote.

Chapter 4: Episode 4: Quadrupthalon

Summary:

It's like a triathalon but with four people!

Notes:

Wow episode 4 very epic indeed enjoy the show!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The episode starts with Sam,Sil and, surprisingly Golf ball trying to fix Sil's shade's

Sil: And.......Done! Took 2763 rolls of tape but my shade's are fixed!

 

Sam: Yay!
Golf ball: Whatever.

 

Sil hold's up the shade's only for them to fall in half again

Sil: DAMN IT!

Sam: I still can't believe Aze did that!

Golf ball: I can't believe MY TEAM LOST TWO TIMES! I can't wait to see the look on that ice fool's face seeing her eliminated.

 

Sil: Yeah yeah what ever-

 

*RING.MP3*

 

Sil looks at his watch to see it saying elimination time. He then gasped

 

Sil: Holy moly! It's elimination o'clock! Sam gather team friendship and bread lovers.

 

Sam: Huh? Oh uh ok then. Golf ball you just follow Sil to the elimination area

 

Golf ball: Whatever can't wait to see blizzaria out...

 

Sil and golf ball walk to the elimination area while Sam goes to get the two team's
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ELIMINA TIME YAY!

 

ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

Sil opens the door to the elimination room and sees the reality breakers

 

Sil: Oh hey guy and girl's.

 

The three reality breakers turn to see Sil and golf ball standing there

 

Monika: Oh hey. What's up?

 

Sil: It's elimina time.

 

The three gasp looking shocked

 

Bill: WHAT!?

Monika: W-we lost?

 

Sil: Nope! Team friendship lost again.

 

Andy: Sadly...

 

Sil turned to see the two other team's. Sil and Sam then walked up to the TV

 

Sil: Alright everyone! Take a seat! Reality breakers you guy's stay too!

 

Monika: Wait why tho?

 

Sam: well we have to make a little announcement for voting.

Monika: If you say so.

 

They all sit down. Then lacey noticed that dogday still wasn't there

 

Lacey: Hey Sam, Sil...

 

Sil: Yeah?

 

Lacey: W-Where's dogday? I-I don't see him anywhere...

 

Sil and Sam loom around to actually not see dogday

 

Sil: Huh oh yeah. Where is he?

 

Sam: didn't you tell him to fetch that apple you threw to him

 

Sil: He should have at least brought it back by this point.

 

Blizzaria then looked away looking nervous

 

Golf ball: Well you see a certain YO KAI FROZEN HIM AND MADE US LOSE THE CHALLENGE!?

 

Blizzaria: I SAID I WAS SORRY OK!?

 

Sil then put his hand on his forehead looking annoyed

 

Sil: For the love of- AZE!

 

*Poof*

 

Aze: What is it nerd?

 

Sil: Dogday.

 

Aze: Oh yeah. *snapping.mp3*

 

Dogday then appeared thawed out shivering. Lacey immediately run and hugged him

 

Lacey: Dogday! Your ok!

 

Dogday: Y-yep ju-just a bit c-cold.

 

Blizzaria: Dogday I-im sorry I froze you. It was an accident I swear!

 

Dogday: H-hey it's f-fine. S-so what's happening?

 

Sil: TEAM FRIENDSHIP! You lost last time so one of you will be bye byed! leaving your team with 4 left.

 

Ashley: Yeah we can count. idiot.

 

Sil: Fuck you. Anyway sam how many votes did we get?

 

The TV turns on to see the number 10 and a green and red 5's

 

Sam: We got 10 votes! 5 likes and 5 dislikes!

 

The cast then looked at the co-host confused

 

Andy: Wait....likes?

 

Sil: Oh yeah we have prize votes now!

 

Golf ball: HA! I bet I got the most likes!

 

Sam: Uh...A-Actually no. The winning team actually got the likes....

 

Golf ball: GAH?!

Ron: HAHA! NERD! I bet I got all the votes-

 

Sil: no you got 1.

 

Ron:............bruh.

 

Sam: Blaze!

 

Blaze: Yeah?

 

Sam: You sadly got no votes...

 

Blaze: Oh......

 

Sil: And tari and light also got 1- WHERE THE FUCK IS LIGHT!

 

Ron: She's still gone. I'm sure she's fine.

 

Sil: Whatever. Anyway GUNNER CONGRATS! you won the prize!

 

Mii gunner then looks a bit shocked

 

Sil: you'll get your prize after the elimination. Speaking of that! Ashley you got no vote's! Your prize is a paint can!

 

Sil throws a paint can at her. Ashley gasps and dodges the paint can.

 

Ashley: WHAT THE HECK!? THAT COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!

 

Ron: Lol imagine not catching the paint can. Couldn't be me-

 

The paint can then went through Ron's face killing him and making him fall on the floor

 

Ashley: deserved.

 

Golf ball: I agree!

 

Sam: golf ball is next safe with zero vote's. So is blizzaria who also got zero vote's!

 

Sil then throws the paint cans at them

 

Golf ball: WHAT HOW COULD THE ICE FOOL BE SA-

 

The paint can then hits golf ball turning her purple while blizzaria got hit in the head with hers

 

Blizzaria: OW!

 

Bill: HA! I guess you can call them Pain-t can's am I righ-

 

Sil throws a paint can at bill shattering him somehow

 

Sil: BOTTOM 2! Andy and Courtney!

 

Andy: What bottom 2!? How?

 

Sil: Well allow our esteem host to tell you why the viewers voted you. 1 for each person. Aze tell em.

 

Aze stops spinning around and takes a paper out of her pocket.

 

Aze: I gotchu fam. ANDY!

 

Andy: yeah?

 

Aze: your first *clears throat* "Father Lengthy Ankles clearly owns the superior Apple Farm"

 

Andy: Who's that? They seem nice!

 

Aze: Anyway Courtney your next

 

Courtney: oak ay

 

Aze: "courtney more like lamey because she's laaaaaame. i also liked the Tari trauma sharing keep it up tell her about the time where you killed a narrator."

 

Courtney: I dnt get it?

 

Aze: Tari! What do you have to say?

 

Tari stops talking to blaze about stuff and looks at Aze confused

 

Tari: Huh? What did you say? I wasn't listening.

 

Aze: I. A M N O T. P L E A S E D.

 

Tari: Wha-

 

Tari then fades away

 

Sam: Uuhhhh anyway the results are!

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Sil: ANDY!

 

Andy: Yeah?

 

Sil: Your out.

 

Andy: aw man.... how many votes did I get?

 

Sil: 4. Courtney only got 1.

 

Andy: Dang. That's quite a lot.

 

Sam: Yeah....sorry.

 

Andy: Hey it's fine. Atleast I had fun! See you guy's later!

 

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Andy: So what happens to me?

 

Aze: piss off big head. *Snapping sound*

 

Andy: wha-

Suddenly Andy disappears. Everyone else looks a bit scared

 

Aze: I'm sure he's fine. CHALLENGE TIME! *POOF*

Everyone else just looks at where aze teleported confused. Sil just shrugs

 

Sil: I guess we just follow her.

Sam: Well ok then

 

ONE WALKING LATER

 

They all arrive at where Aze was. Aze then puts a sign beside a white checkered line

 

Aze: What's up nerds! So this challenge is a triathalon!

 

Ashley: how will that work? There's like four of us.

 

Aze: Well seeing as empress of light will be gone for quite a while she's excused! Now here's how this challenge will wor- wait.

 

Aze presses the gem on her forehead and it starts to glow. Then Ron and Bill come out of it back to life

 

Aze: There we go! NOW we can star- HOLD ON I FORGOT TARI! *snap*

 

Suddenly Tari appears out of nowhere.
Aze then picks her up and throws her at Blaze. But Blaze somehow catches her.

 

Blaze: GAH! HEY!

 

Aze: Now the triathalon...or the Quadrupthalon?

 

*AWKWARD SI-

 

Aze: DON'T YOU FINISH THAT.

 

*sorry :(*

 

Aze: Anyway so first is swimming then cycling then running and last target hitting!

 

Blaze: huh. Sounds simple enough!

 

Aze: Yeah!buuuuuuuuuuut the spot your teammate takes was pre selected by yours truly. *bowing sound*

 

Golf ball: So who get's what?

 

Aze: ok so-

 

Swimming: Monika, Ron, Ashley

Cycling: Dogday, Blaze, Golf ball

Running: Bill, Mii gunner, Courtney

Target hitting: Lacey, Tari, Blizzaria

 

Aze: in that order! Got it?

 

Everyone just nods in agreement. Tho Courtney looks confused

 

Courtney: Wait say aga-

 

Aze: GET IN YOUR POSITIONS!

 

Everyone get's into the places they should be and Sil just drags Courtney to where she should be

 

Aze: Alright! 3 2 2222 22222- wait! I forgot something!

 

Aze then hands out batons Ron's brown, Monika's yellow, and Ashley's pink

 

Ashley: Really? PINK?

 

Aze: Hey! Blame Yoshi for naming you team friendship!

 

Ashley: Thank's Yoshi....

 

Aze: NOW GO! *whistle sound*

 

Ashley and Ron immediately jump in the water while monika look's a bit nervous

 

Monika: O-oh boy....

 

Ashley Immediately passes Ron but then Ron grabs her pushing her back

 

Ashley: HEY WATCH IT JERK!

 

Ron: Ain't against the rules nerd + L + Don't care+Didn't ask!

 

Ashley get's mad and immediately swims faster to catch up with him. Meanwhile Dogday looks at the starting line to see monika looking nervous

 

Dogday(at the end): Monika! What's wrong?

 

Monika: U-uh I don't think I can go in the w-water...

 

Dogday(at the end): Why? You know how to swim right!

 

Monika: It's not that! I-it's the fact I could get damaged...

 

Dogday(at the end): Don't worry monika! As long as you get in and go out fast there won't be any damage right?

 

Monika look's at dogday a bit scared and confused. She then sighed and jumped in and immediately goes super fast easily passing Ron and Ashley.

 

Ashley: What the-

Ron: BRUH.

 

Monika immediately reaches the edge and get's out giving dogday the baton

 

Dogday: YAY MONIKA! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! GROUP HU-

 

Monika: No o o. Time ON BIKE NEWWW WE

 

Dogday: Oh yeah! On it!

 

Dogday got on the bike with the baton in his mouth for some reason then monika walks off. Meanwhile Ron and Ashley made it to the end as well

 

Ron: All yours My feline friendo!

 

Blaze grabs the baton and rides off on the bike

 

Ashley: Uhhh how do you hold the ba-

 

Golf ball bites onto the baton and rides off on the bike. Ashley actually look's shocked

 

Ashley: Huh so that's how she does it. So uh what now?

 

Sil walks up to Ashley and points to some chair's

 

Sil: Sit over there when your done.

 

Ashley: Uh ok then.

 

Ashley then walks up to a chair and sit there while a monitor shows each of the other players still doing the race

 

MEANWHILE WITH BILL, MII GUNNER AND, COURTNEY

 

Bill: And then they tricked me into shacking the wrong stans hand! Can you believe that!?

 

Courtney: Cnt belive.

 

*POOF*

 

Aze: Bill.

 

Bill: what's up hosty?

 

Aze: No flying aloud. *snap*

 

As soon as Aze snapped bill fall to the ground on his face as soon as Dogday showed up.

 

Dogday: Hey guy's! What's up?

 

Bill: No time! Give me dat!

 

Bill snatches the Baton from Dogday's hands and runs off. Then Blaze showed up and gave mii gunner the baton.

 

Blaze: Hurry! I don't wanna be behind!

 

Mii gunner runs off while Courtney looks further ahead at the bicycle track

 

Courtney: Where is that dub cylinder?

 

*MEANWHILE WITH GB*

 

Golf ball was having a much harder time then they thought. She just keeps falling off

Golf ball: GRRRR WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!

 

Golf ball eventually make's it to the end and gives Courtney the baton. Well it was more of spitting the baton at her

 

Courtney: ow.
Golf ball: TAKE IT. I'M LEAVING!

 

Golf ball runs of to the chairs while Courtney starts walking instead of running which blizzaria noticed

 

Blizzaria: Courtney!

 

Courtney: ye?

 

Blizzaria: Think you can goes a bit faster?

 

Courtney: oak hay.

 

Meanwhile Mii gunner was running until Aze showed up

 

Aze: Oh yeha mii gunner here's your prize *snap*

 

Mii gunner looks confused until she realized that she just teleported next to tari. The other two runners looked mad

 

Bill: WHAT UNFAIR!
Courtney: chetr.

 

Aze: Skill issue lmao! *poof*

 

 

Bill was so mad that he throws his baton across the line hitting lacey in the head

 

Lacey: OW!

 

Bill: HURRY UP!

 

Lacey: So I just throw the baton at the target?

 

Aze: ye.

 

Lacey: oh well ok then! I'll just imagine it as something I hate

 

While lacey starts imagining Courtney eventually makes it across and gives blizzaria the baton...........while accidentally freezing it too

 

Blizzaria: NONONONONONONO I CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS AGAIN!

Golf ball: IF WE LOSE AGAIN I'M GONNA BE MILDLY ANNOYED!

Ashley: SHUT UP GB! You got this blizzaria just think of something!

 

Blizzaria starts shacking a bit until she realized. She immediately threw the giant block of ice with all the strength she could manage and the target shatters to pieces

 

Aze: Wow! Talk about shocking right there! Team friendship is the first one safe!

 

Blizzaria: YEAH!

Ashley:YES!

Courtney: yay.

Golf ball: FINALLY!

 

Tari: Ok tari all you gotta do is-

 

???: Need my help?

 

Tari look's around confused until she remembered someone or something and looks down at her mechanical arm

 

Tari: CLENCH! Your here!

 

Clench: yep! So I see you need some help with this challenge. I got this

 

Just then lacey yelled shocki ngf Tari and Clench

 

Lacey: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!?

 

Clench: NOT SO FAST YOU!

 

Both clench and lacey throw there baton at the same time and.....
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Aze: Reality breakers are safe!

 

Lacey's baton hits first while clenches hits a second after her's

 

Clench: WHAT?! HOW?!

Tari: W-we......lost?

 

Aze: This does bring a tear to thy eye...............Bread lovers. One of you will be exterminated. Team friendship on the other hand one of you will win a prize!

 

Tari then walks up to the chair next to her team

 

Clench: THIS IS BULLS**T! I CALL HACKS!?

 

Tari: Sorry we couldn't do it guy's...........

 

Blaze: Hey it's fine. We had a good streak.

 

Light: my what happened?

 

Everyone looks up to see the empress of light coming down from the sky

 

Ron: LIGHTY! Your back! Epic gamer moment!

 

Light: Yes I'm back had quite the fun trip around this world. So what happened?

 

Blaze: We lost.........

 

Light: oh......well as long as you all tried we won in our heart's

 

Ron: INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE MOMENT FR FR 🔥🔥🔥 🗣️🗣️🗣️

 

Blaze: Huh I guess your right light!

Tari: Yeah were winners in our heart's!

 

Aze: Well sadly heart doesn't count here. SO VIEWER'S!

 

*VOTING SCREEN: TEAM BREAD LOVERS*

Blaze

Empress of light

Mii gunner

Ron

Tari

*PRIZE VOTE: TEAM FRIENDSHIP*

Ashley

Blizzaria

Courtney

Golf ball

 

Voting has ended. See you next episode!

 

*INITIATE END CREDITS*

 

Aze continues typing on the laptop when monika walks up to her

Aze: oh hey Monika. 

Monika: Werz oz thez glitching noises

Aze: ....cool.

 

Aze picks up there laptop and walked away leaving Monika glitching there until

Monika:  ACCES. DOWNLOADING ALL INFORMATION OF CONTESTANTS...LOADING COMPLETE.

 

Monika then walks away

 

EPISODE ENDS

Notes:

Hi! Don't forget to vote please! We are using Google forms now by the way. Also don't forget to vote someone on the winning team to win a prize!

Chapter 5: Episode 5: Don't run away from me!

Summary:

WE GOTTA GET DON'T BACK!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

Notes:

Enjoy this episode this one actually has don't in it! YIPPIE!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The episode starts with everyone (except Aze and Monika) in the elimination area waiting for the rain to end

Golf ball: UGH! When will this rain end!

Ashley: can you stop complaining GB. You've done this all day!

 

Tari was shivering in fear while Blaze was looking at her concerned

 

Blaze: Tari what's wrong?

Tari: I-I'm scared about this elimination! I've never been up for elimination before!

Blaze: Hey I'm sure it's fine Tari! I mean being up for elimination isn't that bad. Right Monika?

 

Blaze turns around to see Monika not their

 

Blaze: Huh? Where's Monika?

 

Tari: I uhhh don't know. Hey Sil!

 

Sil stops trying to fix his shade's and turns to Tari

 

Sil: What?

 

Tari: Where's Monika?

 

Sil: I don't know. Ask her tea-

Monika: HI-I-I-I G-G-G-GUYSSSSSSSS.

 

Everyone turns to see monika soaked with water glitching out a lot

 

Dogday: Monika!
Lacey: Monika!

 

They run up to hug her only for her to push them aside and walk to Sil

 

Monika: OUT OF T-H-H-H-HE WAY!

Lacey: Gah!?
Dogday: Hey!

 

Monika grabs Sil's shoulder and turns him around

 

Sil: What is- Gah!

Monika: W E R E Z. T H E. C A T.

 

Sil: AAAAAAAA-

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ELIMINA TIME YAY!!!

ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE!!!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

Sam: It's elimina-

 

Bill: Not now! Trying to save your friend from ms glitchy!

 

Sam: Who- OH MY GOD MONIKA!?

 

Sam sees Monika shaking Sil and everyone trying to get her of of him

 

Ron: LET HIM GO DAMMIT!

 

Monika turns around and rips Ron's head in half

 

Bill: AW COME ON THAT'S LIKE THE 4TH TIME HE DIED!?

 

Monika: I-I-I-I GOTTA FIND THE CAAAAAA- *Freezing sound*

 

Everyone turns to see blizzaria had frozen monika

Blizzaria: It's time I put her.............

Ron: Oh ice!

 

They turn to see Ron and Aze

 

Aze: I'm back bitches-

 

Sil: ELIMINATION SPEEDRUN!

 

Sam: Wha-

 

Sil: WE GOT 12! TWO MORE THEN LAST TIME 6 FOR EACH! bland, CAT AND, FOLDER ARE SAFE THE PRIZES ARE HAMMERS!

 

Blaze: Wait can you-

 

Before blaze could finish she gets hit In the head by the hammer and get's knocked. Ron catches his and Mii gunner dodges her's

 

Ron: this will go on my board of achievements.

 

Sil: NOW IT'S DOWN TO ROBOT AND what ever the hell light is supposed to be.

 

Light: I am a being of light.

 

Sil: Yeah ok. Tari guess what!

 

Tari: I'M ELIMINATED?!

 

Sil: Yes!

 

Tari: WHAT NO I CAN'T BE ELIMINATED I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRO-

 

Before she can finish she get's hit in the head by a hammer somehow not getting knocked out

 

Sil: no your safe. Light you got three to Tari's two. Your eliminated.

 

Light: Oh... well such is life.

 

Sam: uh sil. The prize votes what about them?

Sil: Oh yeah! Let me just-

 

Sil pulls out the prize votes and looks mad

 

Sam: S-sil what's wrong-

 

Sil: it's a tie.

 

Sam: What?

 

Sil: IT'S A TIE!

 

Sil shows that Golf ball and Courtney are tied in votes

 

Sam: Oh! So what should we-

 

Aze: they both can have the prize

Sil: Oh and uh I should read the elimination reasons too!

 

Sam: Probably could have read them sooner but uh sure.

 

Sil pulls out another paper saying reasons on the back

 

Sil: Ok let's start with Ron "we having dead memes with this one 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👩‍🚒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎆🔥🔥." Probably the best reason in almost of existence.

 

Ron: Facts!

 

Sil: next two is for Tari/Clench "not mii gunner so must die" well hey mii gunner has a fan

Sam: She did get the most prize votes last time!

 

Clench: Hey! I'm better than mii gunner! I can be a gun too!

 

Sil: Shut up nerd next one is also Tari's "E".

 

Clench just looked confused. Well by look I mean was can't really see how a hand expresses things

 

Clench: Wha- was that it?

 

Sil: Ye. What can I say your pretty bland.

 

Clench: So is mii gunner!

 

Mii gunner looked pretty mad after clench said that

 

Sil: Alrighty lighty your next!

 

Light: I wonder what people have to say about me?

 

Sil: Ok so first one "I get the feeling Ron's out, and dat make me sadge, so I'll just vote the one who was... least present? Blizzaria deserves more love." By DS. Wonder who that DS person is.

Aze: Wow I love that guy!

 

Blizzaria: Finally someone appreciates me!

Golf ball: First time in forever I assume-

 

Ashley proceeds to crack golf ball in half killing her

 

Ashley: Enough of that idiot.

Ron: About time someone shut her up! You the goat Ashley!

 

Ashley: Wha- I'm not a go-

 

Sil: Next reason! "Plantera better"

 

Light: Me and plantera are quite good friends actually. She's quite nice really!

Bill: THAT RHYMED!

 

Sil: It does! Anyway last reason "Darkness is Superior to Light." Short and simple.

Sam: I like simple stuff!

 

Light: Oh my. That person may not be alright.

 

Sil: Nah I'm sure there fine! Anyway Aze make her leave.

Aze: Sure. *Snapping sound*

Empress of light then just disappears like the other two eliminated contestants

Aze: There! Now-

 

Ron: What's the challenge!

 

Aze: Well.......remember don't?

 

Everyone looks at Aze confused. Then bill snapped

 

Bill: yeah mean the black entitie thing?

 

Aze: YES! He was your teammate dude!

 

Dogday: He seemed nice!

Lacey: I don't think he did that much anyway. But yeah I gues he did seem nice.

 

Aze: Well the challenge is to FIND HIM! He was the only contestant I actually cared for..........besides like Ron I guess.

 

Ron: YAY I'M ACCEPTABLE!

Tari: Wait but don't is only one person! How will two teams win?

 

Aze: That's the neat thing! They don't.
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Tari: W-what?

 

Aze: Oh yeah! You see...THIS IS A DOUBLE ELIMINATION ROUND! Two teams lose, two people leave, THINGS GET MORE EXCITING!

 

Everyone gasps looking shocked

 

Bill: WHAT?!

Ashley: THIS IS UNFAIR!

 

Aze: Skill issue lmao. And the rain just stopped to! So no excuses. Except monika she's excused.

 

Dogday: alrighty then! So can we go?

 

Aze: Uhh hold on.

 

Aze then recovers golf ball

 

Aze: Ok now go! Sam, Sil! Ima show you who DS is! To my laptop *POOF*

 

Aze teleports Sam and Sil to her laptop while the teams go and look for don't

 

Golf ball: Alright team! What did I miss?

 

Courtney: well-

 

Courtney's head then get's fixed and Golf ball get's a tophat

 

Courtney: Huh? What happened?

 

Ashley: I guess you guys got your prizes. Not sure why GB got a hat but sure.

 

Golf ball: Whatever! Now tell me what's the challenge already!

 

Blizzaria: Well it's-

 

Courtney then covers blizzaria's mouth

 

Courtney: the challenge is to find a mango tree.

 

Golf ball: hmmmmm that's sounds like a dumb challenge idea. But then again the host is dumb anyway. So let's go to the forest!

Courtney: you search there! The rest of us will search somewhere else!

 

Golf ball: About time someone on this team think's logically! Very well I'm off!

 

Golf ball then runs off into the forest while the rest of them run off somewhere else

 

Blizzaria: wait why didn't we tell her what the real challenge is?

Courtney: I was tired of her. We don't need her anyway cause i got a plan!

Ashley: Do tell us.

 

Courtney then pulls out a pokeball from her pocket

Courtney: Thankfully Aze didn't take these away from me. GO MIGHTYENA!

Blizzaria: MightyWhat.

 

Courtney throws a pokeball and in a bright light a dark dog appears from it

 

Mightyena: MIGHTY!

 

Ashley: What the hell is that?!

 

Courtney: Hey! Be polite! It's a mightyena. My mightyena.

Mightyena: yena!

 

Blizzaria: So why did you bring out mighyena anyway?

 

Courtney: Well mightyena has great smelling skills! She can smell out don't and we follow!

 

Ashley: One problem.

 

Courtney turns to Ashley looking confused

 

Courtney: And that is?

 

Ashley: We need don'ts scent first!

 

Courtney: oh.....that is a problem. But I'm sure we can find it eventually. I'm sure we can find it somewhere right?

 

Ashley: I guess... this better work.

 

Courtney: alrighty then I say we check the elimination area! That was the last time we saw him.

Blizzaria: Alright then let's go!

Courtney: follow me mightyena!

Mightyena: Yena!

 

They all walk to the elimination. The camera looks up to see bill floating above the out of site

 

Bill: Hmmmm interesting......

 

Bill floats to where Dogday and Lacey are sitting talking about stuff

 

Lacey: So Dogday what is it like in your world?

 

Dogday: Oh it's all so great! Everything is so sunny and funny and I have lots of friends! How is yours?

 

Lacey looks a bit nervous

 

Lacey: O-oh... uh I-its alright. Basically your world actually.

 

Dogday: Wow sounds fun!

Lacey: Y-yeah.....fun.....

 

Bill: Hey guy's! What are you doing? It's a double elimination this round remember!

 

Lacey actually looks shocked while Dogday still looks happy

 

Lacey: Oh yeah I forgot! We gotta think of a plan!

 

Bill: Lucky I already have a plan! And it involves Mr smiley over here!

 

Dogday: Yay I'm helping!

 

Bill: Now follow me. Where following team friendship!

Lacey: Ok then...

 

Lacey and Dogday follow Bill to where team friendship is

 

MEANWHILE WITH BREAD LOVERS

 

Ron: Ugh! Where is don't!

 

The Bread lovers are currently searching a cave to find don't

 

Clench: Shut it folder! Just keep looking! Don't has to be here somewhere!

 

Tari: w-why did we have to search a c-cave.

Clench: Cuz don't has to be here! I mean have you seen him he was probably born here.

 

Ron: Hey mii gunner shine the light over here I think I see something!

Mii gunner nods and then shines her gun light at where Ron pointed and shows a.....ghost?

 

???:.....Sup.

 

Tari:...
Ron:...
Clench:....

 

???: What are you lookin at?

 

Tari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

Tari's scream shakes the cave causing a few stalagmites to fall

 

Ron: god dang it Tari! Shut up!

 

But then a stalagmite starts to fall right on Ron's head but before he could react...

Mii Gunner: RON LOOK OUT!!

Ron: Huh?- welp guess it's my time to die once mor-

 

Befor Ron got spiked Mii gunner pushes Ron out of the way of the stalagmite

 

Ron: Gah! Wha-

Mii gunner: whew! T-that was close.... oh uh...

 

Ron, Tari, And clench look at mii gunner shocked

Ron: d-did you just talk?

 

Mii gunner: Uhhh. Y-yeah. I-I'll explain later ok! Let's just keep looking ok?

 

Ron: Uh ok then.

 

MEANWHILE WITH THE OTHER TEAMS

 

Team friendship enters the elimination area with the reality breakers following secretly

 

Courtney: Ok we just gotta find the seat don't sat at and get the sent of it. Then we leave got it?'

 

Ashley: yeah.
Blizzaria: Ok....

 

Courtney: Ok so mightyena can you try and get a sent from the seats?

Mightyena nodded and went to one of the seats. Meanwhile The reality breakers was hiding in the shadows behind the frozen monika

 

Bill: Alright Double D. You do the same thing. got it?- Dogday?

 

Bill and Lacey turns around to not see Dogday

 

Bill: AW COME ON! Where is-

 

Ashley: HEY!

 

They both turn to see Ashley staring at them

Lacey: uhhhhhh......hey?

 

Ashley: What are you two doing here?

 

Bill: the question is what are YOU three doing here?

 

Ashley: I asked you first!

Bill: but I asked you second. Two is greater than one chump!

 

Ashley: GRRRRR.

 

Ashley then punches bill in the eye. Lacey winced while bill yelled in pain

 

Bill: AGH GAH. WHY I OTTA!

 

Bill shoots a laser at Ashley but due to his eye being hurt he couldn't see and almost hit blizzaria

 

Blizzaria: GAH! What was that?!

 

Ashley: WE GOT SOME SPIES! Two of them!

Courtney: What?! They must of heard our plan! Go camerupt!

 

Courtney grabbed another pokeball from her pocket and sent out camerupt

 

Camerupt: ERUUUUPT!

 

Courtney: Camerupt use fire spin!

 

Camerupt shoots spinning fire from there volcano back things (I don't know what they are)

 

Bill: GAH!
Lacey: AH!

 

Bill and Lacey move out of the way of the fire dodging it while the fire hit monika thawing her out.

 

Lacey: Monika!

 

Bill: Hey wait don't!

 

Lacey runs up to monika picking her up from the ground

 

Lacey: Monika! Are you ok? Are you hurt?

 

Monika didn't answer glitching out. She then grabbed Lacey

 

Lacey: GAH HEY!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

 

Monika: IDGDHDHDBD
GDUD
FYD.EDYDKDYDMDUDDHRJRUR

Monika: GOOD. BYE.

 

Monika then proceeded to delete lacey (don't ask idk how she did it). Everyone else looked shocked except bill

 

Bill: Wow real cool. I'm so impressed can you tell.

 

Monika: YOUR. NEXT.

 

Bill: Yeah right! Theres 5 of use and only one of you-

 

Cut to Dogday chasing a butterfly

 

Dogday: Hehehe I'm gonna get cha butterfly!

 

Dogday then ran into a cave to chase it. He then ran into a rock

 

Dogday: Ow! Aw man I lost it. Huh how did I get in here?

 

???: Sup

 

Dogday turned around to see a ghost.

Dogday: Oh hey friend! what's your name?

 

???:.........phantom.

 

Dogday: Well nice to meet you phantom! Hey did you see-

 

Phantom: I haven't seen a black entitie in this cave.

 

Dogday: No I was looking for a butterfly! I think I lost it- Wait.....THE CHALLENGE!

 

Phantom: The what? What challenge? Wait are you with tho other idiots?

 

Dogday: Others?

 

Phantom pointed to a direction showing the bread lovers still looking for don't

 

Ron: UGH WHERE IS- oh hey dogday.

Dogday: Hi!

 

Clench then grabbed Ron on the shoulder

Clench: mpht mmp pnimg mo mh mhmmh mh!

 

Ron: you wot m8.

 

Clench let go of Ron's shoulder

 

Clench: Stop talking to the enemy!

 

Ron: Nah fam D-day's chill.

Tari: Yeah he seems pretty nice!

 

Phantom: Yeah ok get out now.

 

Ron:......nah fam.

 

Phantom:.......

 

Phantom proceeds to pick all of them up

 

Phantom: Yep I'm forcing you to leave.

 

Ron: That's not sigma of you bro.

 

Clench: Ron shut the hell up.

 

Ron: Aw man :,(

 

MEANWHILE WITH GOLF BALL

 

Golf ball was still looking for the mango tree in the forest and she looked stressed

 

Golf ball: UGH WHERE IS THE TREE!? THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!?

 

Golf ball then looked behind a Bush and saw.................don't

 

Golf ball: Huh who is- oh. It's just you.

 

Don't: sldgrifonthdj

 

Golf ball: What even are you? Just some black blob?

 

Don't just stood when suddenly everything started shaking

 

Golf ball: What the-

 

Cut to Aze, Sam, and Sil still looking at the laptop

 

Aze: So what do you guys think of this show.

 

Sam: I didn't even know there Was any other shows.

Sil: Yeah sa-

 

Aze: w a i t .

 

Aze then started thinking until suddenly

 

Aze: GASP. *poof*

 

Sam: Uhh where did she go?

Sil: I don't know or care to be honest

 

Cut to golf ball and don't again shaking still

 

Golf ball: WHAT THE- WHAT'S GOING ON!?

 

*poof*

 

Aze: GOLF BALL!

 

Golf ball: GAH!?

 

Golf ball turns around to see Aze standing there

 

Aze: You found don't!

Golf ball:......uh yeah but I didn't find the mango tree.

 

Aze then look's at golf ball confused

 

Aze: mango tree? What mango-nevermind but anyway YOUR TEAM WINS!!!

 

Golf ball: WAIT. THE CHALLENGE WAS TO FIND DON'T!? GRRRRRR.

 

Aze: hey at least you still won which mean the other two teams will be up for elimination!

Golf ball: wait two teams-

 

Aze: Ok don't- GET OUT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

 

Don't then disappears like the other eliminated contestants

 

*INITIATE VOTING SCREEN: BREAD LOVERS, THE REALITY BREAKERS*

Reality breakers:

Bill cipher

Dogday

Lacey

Monika

 

Bread lovers:

Blaze

Mii gunner

Tari

Ron

 

No.

Voting has ended! Better luck next time!!!

 

 

*INITIATE END CREDITS*

Cut to Aze teleporting in the middle of the grass field

Aze: welp this episode was pretty epic.

 

Phantom: Hey.

 

Aze turns around to see phantom holding everyone else

 

Phantom: these people with you.

 

Aze: Oh yeah! Just place them down I guess.

 

Phantom places the bread lovers and dogday down. She then flys away

 

Phantom: bye.

 

Aze: Bye bye! So guys what's up?

 

Tari: what happened?

 

Aze: you lost the challenge lmao. Anyway bye bye now *poof*

 

Aze teleports away leaving the others shocked

 

Tari: W-wait we lost?!

Ron: we should have won because we are so cool.

Clench: Facts!

 

EPISODE END

Notes:

This is the end of the episode it's like the beginning but without the beginn part. Don't forget to vote! (You know who you are DS)

 

"https://archiveofourown.org/users/DollarStoreFanfix"> Read this by DollarStorefanfix (Or DS)

Chapter 6: ACCES episode 5.5: I'm still alive! Yay!

Summary:

Hey guy's.....been a while.

Chapter Text

Aze was just sitting there on the grass....eating the grass, as anyone would do on a Friday night. Just then they feel a tap on the shoulder and Aze turns around to see Monika

Aze: Oh Hey Monika! What's u-

Monika: So, remember you host a show right?

Aze: .......Oh yeah, I did host one of those......how did it end again?

Monika: IT DIDN'T. When's the next challenge gonna happen?! We've been waiting for months and nothing! What the hell?!

Aze: Oh uh.....I don't know. Come back to me next mon-

Monika: IT'S LITERALLY 2025 NOW! IT'S BEEN THAT LONG! NO MORE WAITING!

Aze: But I don't waaannaaa! It's so boring to come up with a challenge, actually make the props for the challenge, and do the elimination! Besides, The viewers all know that Ron and Dogday we're eliminated anyway so why does it matter?

Monika: You can't just sit on you're ass all day and eat grass y'know? We wanna actually continue the show!

Aze: UGH FINE!.....oh yeah, I was gonna do a debut too, how do I-

Monika: Viewers! Vote who you want to join the game! Here they are!

Aze: Hey that's MY LI-

 

Abstracty (ONE)

Abstracty just stands there.....hovers there.

 

Adventure Freddy (FNAF World)

Adventure Freddy: FREBBY FAZBE-

 

Animatic (Animatic Battle)

Animatic: Hello all the beautiful friendo's out there!

 

Cheez-it (Animatic Battle)

Cheez-it: CHEESE!

 

Chikn Nugget (YouTube/Chikn Nuggit channel)

Chikn Nugget: Hello. I wanna join please. Tank you.

 

Ibuki (Danganronpa)

Ibuki: Hey guy's! It's me, that famous Ibuki! Vote me, you know you want to!

 

Kirby (Kirby.... obviously.)

Kirby: Poyo!

 

Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)

Luigi: Luigi, Luigi, Oh yeah, Oh yeah!

 

Mr.Puzzles (SMG4)

Mr.Puzzles: Ah, so good to host this magnificent show!.......what do you mean I'm a contestant-

 

Nonexisty (BFDI)

Nonexisty is there.....proof: trust me.

 

Olimar (Pikmin)

Olimar: This is quite the strange planet indeed....

 

Papyrus (Undertale)

Papyrus: HAHA IT IS I THE GREAT PAPYRUS! VOTE ME OR ELSE!......please?

 

Pianosauru s (Poppy Playtime)

Pianosaurus plays the megolavenia notes (I probably spelt it wrong lmao)

 

Riggy (DannoDraws channel)

Riggy: This is the one place where I can use my bombs without being yelled at!- BOOM-

 

Silver (Sonic)

Silver: It's no use! I'll never join the show....unless?

 

Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)

Silver Spoon: Hm...I supposed one more competition wouldn't be so bad, I'll grace my presences here and hope for the best.

 

Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)

Tissues: Oh I'm not sure if I should compete with my condishaun- AHCHOO!

 

Words With Friend's Tile (ITFT)

WWFT: Hey dudes, let me in, that'd be rad!

 

Yuri (DDLC)

Yuri: .......H-Hi.

 

Aze: Vote for who you think should join the show! The one with the most votes will join the show!.....also uh hi we're back, that's about it ok bye.

 

Vote nowhere, voting is over.

Aze: Voting is over now, see you next episode! Ok now GET OUT-

Chapter 7: Episode 6: Like BFDIA 6, it's about time!

Summary:

We're back!....no like, we're actually back. Really this time

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A camera is shifting around a bit until stopping, the person backs up to reveal Mii Gunner

Mii Gunner: This thing on?.....looks like it....alright. Ahem...Last time on, ACCES!....hang on.

Mii Gunner walks back up to the camera and shifted it around again before accidentally dropping it

Mii Gunner: Wait- SHIT-

CAMERA STATIC

Mii Gunner eventually shows up again standing in front of the camera again

Mii Gunner: You got it steady Tari?

Tari: W-Why do you have to do this again?

Mii Gunner: Monika wanted me to tell the viewers what we've been up to the past few months.....and because I was the only one available. Uh anyway! We we're suddenly,

Mii Gunner shows a drawing of everyone that was left

down to the final 10!-

Tari: Dogday and Ron are on the drawing...

Mii Gunner: Oh uh, yeah Ron and Dogday got out. Uh hold on...

She cuts out Dogday and Ron from the drawing and then puts the drawing away

Mii GunnerThere, and uh Lacey was sad and all that, uh our team wasn't really that sad....Monika is no longer crazy and stuff...... that's about it....sigh...U-Uh and that's what you missed on, Inanimate insa-

Suddenly the camera died in the middle of her sentence....cut to Aze fixing up the elimination area and suddenly Riggy bursts into the place

Aze: Gah! Jesus! The door was unlocked dipshit!

All the others come walking in with Riggy

Mr.Puzzles: Told ya that the door was unlocked.

Riggy: Oh I knew it was, gotta make a strong entrance if you wanna intimidate the competition!

Animatic: You're bad at being intimidating!

Riggy: Hey! No I'm not!-

Aze: SIT DOWN!

Everyone then immediately sat in a chair.... nonexisty sat down trust me-

Aze: Hello, Everyone.

Like all the people's: Hello!

Aze: So, let's get this shit started! We got 9 votes!....not a lot but I did take a break for like a month so....eh. anyway! To start, we'll begin with the ones that got zero votes!

Animatic: Teehee! Wouldn't wanna be one of the-

Aze: Adventure Freddy, Animatic, Cheez-it, Chikn Nuggit, Kirby, Luigi, Nonexisty, Silver, Silver Spoon, Nonexisty, Pianosaurus, Olimar, and Tissues, you all got Zero votes. Womp Womp, GET OUT!

Silver: What?! How come I didn't join! 

Aze: You're ugly. Anyway everyone else got at least a vote!

Mr.Puzzles: Hah! If I was host the show would have over 1 million votes!

Aze: .....You got 1 vote, get out.

Mr.Puzzles: Suppose you're viewers aren't so bright either.

Aze: Words With Friend's Tile and sadly Yuri got 1 vote....Yuri doesn't win this time

Yuri: ....I-I don't get it, when did I win anything?

Aze: Not that type of Yuri. But anyway PAPYRUS!

Papyrus: I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

Aze: you also got a vote....one of them, you don't join!

Papyrus: ....Aw.

Aze: Now it's down to Riggy! Ibuki!....and.... Abstracty?

Silver Spoon: How could that abstraction get more votes than you're's truly!

Aze: Skill issue? Anyway next one is......Riggy, you don't join!

Riggy: WHAT?! WHY NOT ME?! WHY THEM?!

S.P.A.S.M.: appears from a portal Hey! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in my show!

Aze: Oh yeah, PLASMA.

Silver: PLASMA?

Aze: Yeah, DogDay's in that show actually.

Lacey: Wait what!?

DogDay: Yeah, I am. S.P.A.S.M. let me come here to watch the debut. 

S.P.A.S.M.: Speaking of which, time to head back. We have to start the first challenge!

DogDay: Alright. See ya Mon! I'll tell you how it goes! heads into the portal

Riggy: Yeah alright bye. This show was dumb anyway lol. also heads into the portal

S.P.A.S.M.: Well, it was fun starring in this show, but I've got my own show to do. Catch you later?

Aze: Yeah, sure.

S.P.A.S.M. heads into the portal, then closes it

Aze: What a nice guy.....Also Lacey and Monika how did you get here?

Lacey: You left the door ope-

Aze: MOVING ON! Anyway, Ibuki!......Abstracty. one of you will join! Is what I would say....IF IT WASN'T A FUCKING TIE!

beefydie gasp

Aze: Yeah, beefydie gasp indeed! They both got two vote! Not sure why Abstracty got two votes over anyone else but hey, viewers will do that. But the tie part is special because.....I decided that you both join! 

Ibuki: Aw yeah! Common Ibuki dub, y'know I'm great-

Poof

Suddenly everyone was in a part of the forest (the contestants and Abstracty and Ibuki not the other debuters....they got sent to where the eliminated contestants go....ok bye-)

Ashley: Aw what the hell?! I was busy casting a spell!

Aze: I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is a bi- wait wrong shit. I've come to announce that it's merge time!

beefydie ga-

Aze: Hold that gasp! By merge, I mean TEAM merge. By that I mean that Team Friendship, The Reality Breakers, and Team Bread are no more! We're making two new teams!....now you can beefydie gasp

beefydie gasp 

Aze: ..... Oh yeah, and uh these two people joined. Uh Ibuki and Abstracty.

Everyone just looked at them in confusion, mainly Abstracty for....obvious reasons

Blaze: Well...ahem Pleased to meet you two. You're both.....interesting to say the least.

Ibuki: What's up Purple cat? Names Ibuki!

Blaze: Blaze. Pleased to meet you.

Bill: Like the threads purple! Really fitting into the goth esthetic! And that abstract one, you'd fit right in with my henchmaniacs!....man, miss those guy's.

Abstracty then started to shift around rapidly and then transformed into bill....well a more abstract version of him at least.

"Bill Cipher":  Hi I'm BiLl! I'm a eGoTiStICaL dOuSeBaG ThAt LoSt To KiDs!

Bill: ......Hah! I like this guy! He's funny!

 

Aze: Anyway, obviously those two are immune for today. But-...let me be real for a sec, e-everyone sit do- sit down I wanna say something.

Everyone sits down on the grass in front of Aze

 

Aze: ahem..... I've made a severe and continuous laps in my judgeme-

Golf ball: Cut the apology video Cat! Get on with it-

 

Cut to Golf ball's dead corpse, which was shattered in half like an egg

 

Aze: Any fucking way. Yeah sorry for like taking a month off to do.....nothing of value. So, here's what we'll do, to get back in the swing of things this challenge is gonna be llloooowwkkeeeyy.....

 

Suddenly multiple bowling pins and bowling balls show up on a bowling lane 

Aze: The challenge for today is bowling! Uh, Golf ball is excused due to not having arms and the fact that I murdered her. so is the two debuters cause they just joined. The one with the most points wins immunity!

Monika: Sounds simple enough. 

Aze: But, due to the debut and the fact that I'm feeling evil, the elimination is a double elimination! Uh only 4 people will be ufe. Anyway We're going in alphabetical order! Ashley is first! Oh, and NO POWERS ALLOWED! Or I'll skin you alive and- Blaze and Blizzaria doesn't count due to..... well there power's are in there like DNA so yeah. Anyway Begin!

 

Ashley picks up the bowling ball with the best of her abilities and rolls it down the lane one knocking down 5 of the

 

Ashley: Eh, good enough. I'll take it.

Bill easily picks up his ball and tossed it like a shot put managing to get 7 of them

 

Bill: Hah! Beat that cat!

Blaze picks up a bowling ball and it immediately catches on fire, which she then tossed it at the pins and they all burn into ashes

 

Aze: Wow! That's a strike!

Blaze: Huh, looks like I beat you Triangle.

Bill: Oh go spit up a hairball cat.

 

Blizzaria picks up a bowling ball and immediately freezes it, she tossed it as hard as she can....only for it to shatter in half on the ground.....knocking down only one pin

 

Blizzaria: .....my powers are a curse sometimes....

 

Lacey tries her best to pick up and hold the bowling ball, which was much more large than the other one's

Lacey: A-Are they supposed to be this h-heavy?...

Suddenly the bowling ball gains limbs and a face

Bowling ball: Hey guy's, it's me Bowling ball! From Animatic Battle! Remember me guy's? Heh, look at me roll!

 

Bowling ball rolls down the lane managing to get 9, out of the 10 pins and Aze just looks confused but then shrugs

 

Aze: Eh, that counts.

 

Mii Gunner puts the ball in her blaster and shoots it at the pins managing to....miss completely and only managed to hit Courtney....who is dead now and I forgot her tur-

 

Mii Gunner: U-Uh....I didn't do that. Uh Tari did.

Tari: What?! No I di-

and so, Tari got fucking murdered lmao....she and Courtney got recovered and got another chance automatic zeros along due to dying meaning it's Monika's turn

 

Monika then picked up the bowling ball and rolls it, it g oes into the gutter it hits right in the middle of the pins getting her a strike

 

Monika: Yes! Guess I'm good at bowling after all!

 

Aze: Alright! Let's tally up the scores!

 

ONE SCORE TALLYING LATER...

 

Aze: Ok so, the one's up for elimination is Tari, Mii Gunner, Courtney, and Blizzaria! All win a one and zero.....three got zeros Blizzaria got 1. So they lose!

Ashley: Great...so, now wha-

 

Vote here: Vote here please!

Blizzaria

Courtney 

Mii Gunner

Tari

 

 

Aze: And remember! It's a double elimination! So do that please! Voting ends in 3 days! Ok bye now by y y y y y-

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monika walked to a part of the ground where she....what is she do-

Monika: Sorry. But i'm in control now.

 

 

What?! But I'm the na-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

......Mon ika gets up and walks away.....now this, will be fun. See you next time....

 

 

END

Chapter 8: I'm done.

Summary:

Like actually this time.

Chapter Text

Uh hey guy's. It's me, arm....or TheFunnyMan2763 on my account but anyway. I've decided that Aze's Cool Character Elimination Show is officially Cancelled

 

This isn't a joke. This isn't that weird thing I wanted to do with Monika but didn't. This is real. Show's over.

 

I'm sure you're wondering why I'm cancelling ACCES, there's like....one or something.

 

First one is: Motivation.

 

I am....a very lazy guy. (As you can tell by the amount of times I usually end my show's....like that object show thing, that's cancelled too.) And I didn't have the motivation to continue ACCES.

 

Will there be more from me? Yes actually! I wanna make a new show, Aze the host obviously. It's just not gonna be part of the CECU (character elimination cinematic universe).

 

Will I make another CECU show? Yeah sure, if I feel like it, I'll make another CECU show if I want....infact I think I have a name for the new show I'll make...

 

Based Reality Extravaganza And Dmore (the D is silent)

 

....Yes I named it BREAD. I AM THE BREAD OVERLORD YOU BI- By the way, Aze will not host BREAD, someone else would....who?....ME! ME ME ME! MEMEMEM- ME- Yes I'm hosting my own show, what of it mate?.... I'm not British. Anyway see you when I get motivation to make that....and the other show so yeah bye bye-

Chapter 9: I'm late lmao.

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Aze: "Today is ACCES birthday! Happy birthday ACCES!"

Monika: "...That was last mo-"

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZE'S COOL CHARACTER ELIMINATION SHOW!!!....YES I KNOW I'M LATE SHUT UP-