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“....What?” Kaz looked up at Ocelot from the pile of papers that he was working on his desk.
“What you heard, Miller. Do I need to repeat it?” Ocelot sat at the edge of the desk on Kaz’s side crossing his legs. He always did this when he wanted a favor from the Commander.
Kaz put his pen down and looked up at him.
“I thought I just heard that you wanted me to help you hook up Quiet with Buffalo.”
“Right.”
“No way” Kaz declined Ocelot’s proposal and turned his attention back to the orders of purchase he had to approve.
“Come on! It will be fun. Besides, aren’t you the expert when it comes to women? don’t you have a secret to drive women crazy?”
“Yeah, Ocelot. And that’s exactly why you are sitting on my desk, because you are crazy about me, aren’t you?” It was not his intention to say it with such a husky voice, Kaz would regret jumping into the older man’s game.
“Very funny, and I thought I was the one seducing you right now, Kaz.” Ocelot taunted him, taking Kaz’s hand and placing it on his thigh.
Kaz leaned back into his chair and focused his attention on the silver haired man. His hand was still on Ocelot’s thigh.
“Then why are you still here wasting my time? Go and play the love coach yourself.”
“I know that you’ll eventually say yes, but you want me to beg.” The older man gently brushed his gloved hand over Kaz’s.
“Quiet’s in love with Snake. You said it yourself a while ago so it’s gonna be hard for her to consider other options.” Kaz let go an angry sigh while he shifted his position on his chair, being so close to the Russian always made him feel uncomfortable.
“I think it’s more admiration than love. If she had wanted love, she would have already done something about it. Besides… She knows about you and Big Boss. She wouldn’t dare to lay a hand on him or you’d have her executed.” Ocelot sat on Miller’s lap while he talked, not giving him the opportunity to resist.
“Wait, what are you doing?” Ocelot was now kissing his neck, making it hard for Kaz to concentrate.
“The Boss is out of her reach. -he bit Kaz sensitive skin and smirked when he heard his Commander’s suppressed moan - come on Kaz, it will be fun.”
Kaz hated this. Hated how Ocelot could disarm him in less than a minute, leaving him exposed and wanting more from the man he hated.
But the thing he hated the most was that all this foreplay was for nothing, it was simply a tease, a game where they always left the other on the edge, waiting for the other to beg for something more, a game of constant teasing that he didn’t want to play anymore.
He felt his hair and head being pulled upwards and forced into a kiss. He didn’t resist and welcomed his tongue on his mouth, lazily playing with his own tongue. Kaz rested his arm on the Russian’s hips and started to involuntarily rock his hips against him. It would be so easy to give in, just one more moan, one more movement and it was game over. No, he was not going to give in. He grabbed Ocelot’s hair, pulling him off and breaking the kiss, even if he was dying to take things further.
“You’ll have to try harder if you want me to cooperate with you.”
Ocelot smirked and kneeled in front of him, placing his hands on Kaz’s inner thighs “I knew you would say that, Commander .”
Kaz could not stand watching him, he knew that if he grabbed him by his silver hair and pulled him to his cock, he’d lose the game. They always went so far as kissing as neither of them let the other advance further. But Kaz was becoming tired of this game and wondered if any of them would ever surrender to the other. It was harder and harder to play and he just couldn’t help feeling this intoxicating attraction to this man. He glared at him and waited for him to give up.
It was a painful wait and he tried with all his might to think about something that could help him cool down.
Ocelot went back to his place on top of Miller’s desk and continued, as if nothing had happened between them.
“About Buffalo, everyone on base knows she’s your protegé.”
“I don’t have favorites. Every soldier is treated equally.” Kaz tried to regain his composure from Ocelot’s advance and distracted himself flipping the pages of a stack of contracts.
“But you do spend time with her.” Ocelot took Miller’s pen and played with it.
“Are you jealous?” Kaz focused on the pen, avoiding eye contact.
“No. She doesn’t do guys.”
“She admires the boss and wants to be like him. I see great potential in her so that’s why I encourage her to become the best soldier.”
“It’s cute that you are friends. Do you also talk about love?”
Miller grabbed him by his scarf and growled “Are you stupid or what? Aren’t you aware of what boundaries are?”
“Easy Miller. I thought you knew if she was serious about Quiet.”
Kaz let him go and tried to remember. “Well, she did seem eager on going on missions with her.”
“Why don’t you send them both on a mission? There must be something for them in all those mission requests.” Ocelot gestured at the stack of papers.
“Hey, I never agreed on this.” Kaz made an attempt to take the pen from Ocelot’s hand but the russian caught his hand with his free one. “Let me go” he growled, struggling.
“Look at you Kaz, you are a mess. I think I won this round.” Ocelot placed the pen on Kaz’s chest pocket, leaned down and touched Kaz’s pants, feeling his throbbing erection making him moan.
Kaz freed his only hand and pushed him. Then he shifted back on his chair, his erection was becoming uncomfortably bothersome. If only he could stop pretending nothing happened….
“Leave Ocelot, NOW!”
The Russian made his way to the door slowly, facing him and walking backwards. “Sure you want me to leave? We have unfinished business I can help you with.”
Snake entered the office and a flying book, which Ocelot dodged, almost hit his face.
“Fighting again you two? I was sure I'd see you on Kaz's lap Ocelot.” Big Boss closed the door and grabbed the book from the floor. For a strange reason Snake seemed to encourage their games, was he testing them? Ocelot did not want to take any chances for the moment.
“No, he just kicked me out of the office. You arrived right on time Boss, we need to talk about Quiet.” Ocelot turned back and sat on the couch, patting the seat next to him as an invitation for Snake to join him.
“Not this conversation again.” Snake threw himself on the couch and watched how his two best men were still engaged in one of their endless arguments.
“Ocelot, you were just leaving, weren’t you? so leave!”
“No Miller, I said we had unfinished business and I won’t leave until you say yes. If you have any objection, however, come here and face me. Say ‘no’ to my face.” He gestured a 'come on' gesture with his hand.
Kaz did not want any unnecessary bitching in front of Snake so he had no choice but to agree. “All right, I’ll cooperate with you."
He knew Ocelot was aware that Kaz could not stand up.
"Kaz you finally decided to give Ocelot a chance? I can leave you alone if you want, or I can stay and watch." Big Boss looked amused at both their faces go red.
"Stop it, Boss. This is not what you think, it's about Quiet and Buffalo. Ocelot wants us to play love coach. I’m only gonna do it because I know Flaming Buffalo’s feelings…”
“I knew it! I knew you were hiding something Miller.” Kaz felt Ocelot’s eyes on him and as strange as it may seemed, he knew that the Russian wanted to come to him and kiss him, but he didn’t want to give Snake ideas.
“What are you up to?” Big Boss was still studying their movements and trying to tie the knots.
After Ocelot explained him his plan, Big Boss remained silent.
“What do you think Boss? Should we send Buffalo on a mission with Quiet?”
“Wait, what if she kills Buffalo? You are going too fast Ocelot.” Kaz wanted to stand up and face him to swipe his cocky grin off. But of course he was still hard. They both knew that.
“I think there’s not going to be a problem. They get along fine, Buffalo is always near Quiet. Don’t worry Kaz.” Snake had the final decision and Ocelot smirked at Kaz.
Both knew that the Russian had won again.