the SEKAI drama of 20XX

by volen_valval

Summary:

3 years after project sekai takes place, the sekai label skyrockets to the top of their respective charts. and then they take to twitter.

yeah lets go prsk but they're adults now!!!
this was started because i wanted to write polyleaders but i didn't know how to write a long fic so. yeah social media au

Chapter 1: we're in for a wild ride

Summary:

WE START.

Notes:

i apologize for inserting some people into this without their consent but
you're not doing anything bad
ill take you out if you don't like it anyways so

the steambird - @steambirdofficial 

SEKAI! what they are, who they are, and how did this company rise to fame? more on our website, which has finally been cured of its consistent crashing!

- avid miku defender - @issenode: oh my god finally someone can explain this madness that is the sekai company

-- im not a literal cat - @katherinekitkat: its a record label???

--- avid miku defender - @issenode: a chaotic one.

---- im not a literal cat - @katherinekitkat: point taken

 

 

stayonce - @hellokittystaysonce 

okay but like… are we just not gonna talk about the tokyo awards??? like the amount of minokoha sightings. we cant just ignore that.

(an attatchment of minori and kohane laughing, minori with her eyes closed and kohane with a hand over her mouth. they’re sitting next to each other in velvet red seats, somewhere near the top of the theater. kohane is wearing her signature white sweater and a skirt, while minori is wearing her blue and white idol gear, with the gold clover and all.)

- yuri vs yaoi the battle of the ages - @animewatcher: MINOKOHA APPEARANCE OH MY GOD. my crackship is growing 🥺

-- stop - @erm: why can’t girls just be friends in peace. its not yuri, its not love. theyre friends.

--- yuri vs yaoi the battle of the ages - @animewatcher: damn homophobes. gotta take the fun out of everything

 

- adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder: theyre my new hyperfixation its official

 

- tenmay is here!!! - @thetenmasbetter: see now THIS here. THIS is a ship.

 

 

the steambird - @steambirdofficial 

well, do we have news for you! the leaders of the groups at sekai have accepted our interview request! live at 5pm, est. 

- im not a literal cat - @katherinekitkat: OH MY GOD SEKAI INTERVIEW. ITS A SEKAI INTERVIEW @lutf 

-- lighting up (the fire) - @lutf: oH MY GOD SEKAI INTERVIEW I WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT

--- im not a literal cat - @katherinekitkat: fortune teller fr- WAIT NO I HAVE TUTORING TODAY WHAT

---- lighting up (the fire) - @lutf: i want to say L but thats actually so sad

----- im not a literal cat - @katherinekitkat: nevermind im skipping :p GROUPWATCH ON DISCORD GO GO GO

------ lighting up (the fire) - @lutf: OMW GRABBING MIN

 

- reveluv - @idolgroupsbetter: minori interview oh my god

 

- prettyinpink - @reginoldwhosregina: K SIGHTING??? MAYBE???

-- mr.fantastic - @fantasiasquadmeloves: its a stretch but maybe

 

- mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves: oh my god are we finally getting a niigo face reveal. or not even niigo just k. oh my god k face reveal LETS GO

-- mada koko janai nai - @owarijanaikara: PLEASE BE RIGHT MOOTIE

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transcript: the steambird interviews SEKAI group leaders!

minji (the interviewer): hello steamed eggs, and welcome to the SEKAI leader interview! i’m your host, minji. today, the members we have with us are… hoshino ichika! *points at ichika*

ichika: give a small wave to the camera hello everyone, i’m hoshino ichika, the guitairst and lead vocalist for leo/need!

minji: hanasato minori! *points at minori*

minori: hi everyone! i’m hanasato minori, of idol group more more jump!

minji: azusawa kohane! *points at kohane*

kohane: hello, i’m azusawa kohane, of vivid bad squad.

minji: tenma tsukasa! *points at tsukasa*

tsukasa: hahaha! i am tenma tsukasa, a world star, and leader of wonderlands x showtime!

minji: and last but certainly not least, the person many have been waiting for, k! *points at kanade*

kanade: h-hello there. i’m yoisaki kanade, known as k online. i’m the leader and composer for nightcord at 25:00. 

minji: alright! now that we have everyone introduced…

---

mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves 

OH MY GOD K IS FUCKING ETHEREAL WHAT THE FUCK

SHES SO PRETTY

SHE

OH MY GOD NYD*IWBCWYBCIHUXXSNIW

- mada koko jani nai - @owarijanaikara: mootie are you okay

-- mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves: her hair. her hair oh my god her hair give me it right now

 

⭐ - @tsucaca

is that a fucking ponytail he has.

- 🍬- @emumus: your oshi is so babygirl

-- 🎮 - @neners: no because even im looking at that ponytail WHAT??? his hair is longer than mine wtf

--- 🧪 - @ruioui: drop dead gorgeous fr

 

minorimore!☘️ - @minimori 

IS THAT… MINOKOHA HOLDING HANDS?????

(attatchment: a very zoomed in picture of the interview, where kohane and minori are holding hands.)

- flubblebuzz - @everywhereeveryone: oh my god it is!!!

minoririn! ✔️ - @moremoremino

hanging out with the ogs <3

(attatchment: ichika, minori, kohane, tsukasa, and kanade are all at a cafe. ichika looks like she’s explaining something to kohane and tsukasa, who are watching intently, while kanade and minori are sipping on their drinks, watching the other three. ichika has her hair in a low ponytail, while tsukasa has his hair down and kohane has her hair in two french braids.)

- 🌟world star!✨ ✔️ - @wxstsukasa: i didnt know you were going to post it i look horrible wtf

-- ichi ✔️- @leoichi: you look fine stfu

--- k ✔️- @n25k: there are implications to that statement

---- ichi ✔️ - @leoichi: KANADE WHAT

----- kohammy 🐹 ✔️- @kohavbs: I WASNT EXPECTING THAT FROM KANADE OH MY GOD

 

- adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder: out of all the people and ships to hyperfix on and it has to be these five god fucking damn it

 

- reveluv - @idolgroupsbetter: MINORI SIGHTING

 

- ⭐ - @tsucaca: OH MY GOD HIS HAIR IS DOWN WHOWBWSUDBAYXSBDWYVDX

 

 

hourly ichika - @hourichi 

ichika and the rest of the sekai leaders  -admin 🌻

 

(the attatchment from the previous post)

- ichinoir - @leonid: OH MY GOD ARE THEY ON A DATE

-- minoru - @minnie: we need a ship name now

--- kokoi - @kokomibetter: polyleaders.

---- ichinori - @leonid: i love you we’re moots now

----- kokoi - @kokomibetter: :)

 

 

amia! 🎀🪡 ✔️ - @n25amia

hihi :3

i’m back from my break and here to stream! so lets start things off with an uno match, with some other labelmates: @leosaki @leohonami @moremoremino @moremoreairi @anvbs @akitovbs @wxstsukasa @wxsemu @n25enanan 

uno at 3pm, pdt! i hope you’ll be there :D

- akarina - @ak47: OH MY GOD AMIA’S BACK YAYAYAYAY

-- amia! 🎀🪡 ✔️ - @n25amia: i am :3

--- akarina - @ak47: oh my god they replied to me im gonna faint

 

- lizzy | retainer supplanting his lord - @IMNOTANAFTON: AKIAN CONTENT WOOOOOOOOOOO

 

- mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves: mizuena stream oh my god the mizuena is back WE’RE SO BACK GANG

 

- wonderemu! 🍬 ✔️ - @wxsemu: sosososo SOOOOOO excited!!! uno is super wonderhoy!

 

 

enanan 🥮 ✔️ - @n25enanan

playing uno with some friends and this insufferable bitch @n25amia 

hope to see you there!

- mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves: mizuena uno. mizuena uno! ehehheufehuha. im completely normal :))) 

-- flubblebuzz - @everywhereveryone: we can be normal together

--- mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves: this is how to gain moots everyone

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stream booting…

 

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loading complete!

welcome to the stream! remember to follow chat guidelines! 

“woah- watch where you’re throwing that!!!” a pink haired girl, akiyama mizuki (better known as amia online) looks behind her, where two others are throwing stuff at each other. “welcome to the stream chat! as you can see, things have been- HEY!!! …very chaotic over here.” 

“stop throwing shit at me!” akito shouts.

“you started it!!!” ena replies, throwing another pillow at him.

 

the doorbell rings, and the two pause in their tracks.

“if any of you run up to that door i’m kicking you from the stream.” mizuki said, getting up and walking to the front door of her apartment, where minori, airi, kohane, and emu were standing.

“wonderhoy akiyama!” emu’s cheerful voice calls.

“wonderhoy to you too, emu!” mizuki replies.

—

“alright! now that everyone’s here, let’s get started. introductions, because not everyone will know each other, starting with saki!” mizuki explains.

“tenma saki here! keyboardist for leo/need!” saki says, adjusting her ponytails.

“mochizuki honami, drummer for leo/need.” honami says, a small smile on her face.

“hanasato minori! leader of more more jump!” minori says, bouncing on the balls of her feet.

“momoi airi, member of more more jump!” airi says.

“azusawa kohane, leader of vivid bad squad and part of the vivds.” kohane said, fiddling with her necklace.

“shinonome akito, part of vivid bad squad and the bad dogs.” akito says.

“otori emu, member of wonderlands x showtime and owner of pheonix wonderland! wonderhoy!” emu says, doing her infamous wonderhoy pose.

“shinonome ena, artist for nightcord at 25:00.” ena says, twisting her stylus pen in her hand.

“and as you know, i’m akiyama mizuki, also known as amia, and mv editor for nightcord at 25:00.” mizuki said. 

“now let’s play some uno!” airi said. 

“house rules?” honami asked. 

“what is house rules?!?!?” kohane asked. 

“not house rules…” saki sighed.

“no mercy!!!” emu cheered. 

“we have the shinonomes here.” rui said. 

“aw man…” emu whined.

“hey, it’s not my fault the last time we played uno no mercy ena decided to stack FIVE plus fours on me.” akito grumbled.

“next time just don’t be shit at the game.” ena smirked.

“oh i’ll show you who’s shit-!” akito said, getting up to tackle ena.

“UH LET’S NOT!” mizuki said, grabbing ena and pulling her back down.

“uno dare.” airi grinned.

“NO!!!”

“damn, fine.” airi mumbled, rolling her eyes.

“what about uno flip?” minori asked.

“i’m fine with that.” saki said.

“it sounds fun!” kohane said.

“someone separate the shinonomes though.” mizuki said.

“we’re not that bad!” ena and akito complained.

“november 12.” emu deadpanned.

“april 30.” kohane added.

“july 20.” saki said.

“...okay maybe we are that bad.” akito said, scratching the back of his neck. 

(switching to script format because its easier)

the circle order is: mizuki, ena, kohane, akito, emu, minori, rui, airi, saki, honami

airi - HOW THE FUCK

rui - are you two teaming?

minori and emu - no…

honami - i feel so bad for kohane…

kohane - i feel bad for me too.

rui - ...minori you did not.

saki - STACK IT STACK IT STACK IT

*rui puts down three plus fours*

airi - what the FUCK?!??!

ena - nonono how did he have THREE plus fours.

mizuki - rui’s cheating im putting money on it.

rui - but i’m not?

akito - UNO!

ena - FUCK!

saki - don’t put down green NO ONE PUT DOWN GREEN!!!

minori - YOURE CHEATING!!!

*emu puts down a flip*

mizuki - oh my god SWITCH THE COLOR NOWWWW

ena - I DONT HAVE A DARK SIDE WILD

*kohane puts a skip*

akito - kohane i thought you were on my side.

kohane - YOU PLUS TWO’D ME LIKE 5 TIMES?!?!?!

akito - and i said i’m sorry every time!!!

kohane - SORRY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT!

emu *whispering to minori* - do you have a +5?

minori *whispering to emu* - yeah!

emu *whispering to minori* - how many?

minori *whispering to emu* - two

emu *whispering to minori* - direct them both at me, i have three!

minori *whispering to emu* - who are we targeting?

emu *whispering to minori* - ena-senpai

minori *whispering to emu* - …you’re trying to get us killed.

emu *whispering to minori* - she can’t touch us *giggles*

*emu puts down the first +5 and gives it to minori*

*minori puts down another +5 and gives it to emu*

rui - ooh...

*that happens again until they have +25 and emu gives it to ena*

mizuki - HOLY SHIT PLUS 25??!?!!?!?

ena - EMU IM AFTER YOUR FUCKING BLOODLINE!!!

emu - *laughing*

saki - me personally, i could never take that kind of disrespect.

ena - oh i’ll show you disrespect you fucking-

rui - UHM! it’s my turn. 

*rui puts down a draw until*

rui - color is purple

airi - of course its motherfucking rui no wonder you cant pull any bitches.

rui - excuse you. i do pull bitches. two, actually.

emu - who?????

mizuki - rui… did you forget i’m streaming…

rui - …fuck.

-

*akito won the game*

ena - oh my god you’re insufferable

akito - i know.

mizuki - okay, as the winner, what do you want?

akito - hmm… all of you have to buy me something that i choose.

emu - even me?!?!?

akito - you’re broke, i’m not gonna make you pay anything

emu *barely audible* - because you share my bank account…

akito - what was that???

emu - nothing!!!

---

mav | NIGHTCORD SOLOS ALBUM!!! - @mavloves

i think i lost too many braincells while watching that stream

my stomach hurts from laughing so hard lmao

 

 

mina - @minalikey

i wonder what akito made them buy

- akito 🥞🍁 ✔️ - @akitovbs: mizuki got me clothes, saki and honami bought me cheesecake, kohane bought me a bunch of pancake keychains, rui bought me a fucking tv, ena got me something

-- mina - @minalikey: DWAHSAID akito responded to my tweet oh my god. WHAT DID ENA GET YOU?!?!?!?

--- akito 🥞🍁 ✔️ - @akitovbs: something :) 

 

🧪 - @ruioui

ABSDUEBSNQOBOU???? SO IS RUI DATING TWO PEOPLE???? I NEED ANSWERS AND I NEED THEM NOW

- 🍬- @emumus: oomfie calm down please

-- 🧪 - @ruioui: I CANT??!?!?!?!!?

 

 

ruiii🔒- @homosexualruler

@mizooki @fightingmydad loves i might have done something stupid

- mizuzu 🔒 - @mizooki: SOMETHING VERY STUPID

-- an-chan 🔒 - @fightingmydad: oh i know.

--- ruiis 🔒 - @homosexualruler: IM SORRYYYYYY

Notes:

this is only the beginning :3
next chapter is the angst/scandal startup hehehe

Chapter 2: OH.

Summary:

eheheheheh
sorry this took so long i wasn't expecting all of the support!!! tysm!!!

wonderemu! 🍬 ✔️ - @wxsemu

hiiii! \(^ヮ^)/

new wxs single out now!!!

opera! space opera! - composed by nayutalien-p, sung by wonderlands x showtime!!! 

on streaming platforms now! :3

(@nen @kasachan @homosexualruler SEE i can be responsible for single promo!!!)

- neners 🎮 ✔️- @wxsnene: EMU YOURE ON YOUR OFFICIAL IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEST RUN

-- wonderemu! 🍬 ✔️ - @wxsemu: OH. ehehe…

--- neners 🎮 ✔️- @wxsnene: EMU MY PRIV 😭😭😭

 

- 🍬- @emumus: THIS HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE… A WXS SINGLE PROMOTED ON EMU’S ACCOUNT??!?!??!?!

LETS GO NAYUTALIEN!!!!!!

 

- mina - @minalikey: KONO UCHUU SUBETE NI!!!

-- prettyinpink - @reginoldwhosregina: WONDERHOY!

 

-- sanAHHHHHHHHH - @salamandaAaAa: WONDAHOIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

 

 

SEKAI ✅️ - @projectSEKAIofficial

Please do not attempt to follow or look at any of the posts made by Wonderlands x Showtime's private accounts. They are private for a reason. 

- neners 🎮 ✔️ - @wxsnene: @wxsemu 😭

-- wonderemu! 🍬 ✔️ - @wxsemu: MIKU PLEASE DONT SUSPEND ME AGAIN IM SORRY 

--- miku miku!🩵 ✅ - @hatsunemiku: once again… you are on your official.

---- wonderemu! 🍬 ✔️ - @wxsemu: …yeah okay i see why im always on suspension 😭

 

emu 🐦 🔒 - @theemuwar 

@nen @akitoes @aoyagitoy

GUYS IM SUSPENDED AGAIN 😭😭😭

- kikito 🍁 🔒 - @akitoes: what did you do now 💀

-- 🎮 🔒 - @nen: check the label’s official

--- ☕️ 🔒 - @aoyagitoy: …emu.

---- emu 🐦 🔒- @theemuwar: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR 😭

 

☕️ 🔒 - @aoyagitoy

you just gotta love it when your girlfriend’s account gets suspended for the 10th time.

- sakiki 🔒 - @tenmama: @theemuwar ?!?!?!?!?

-- emu 🐦🔒 - @theemuwar: 😭

 

DISPATCH: Your Daily Celebrity News! - @dispatchpfficial

SEKAI leaders spotted at a meetup, where two of the involved, Azusawa Kohane and Tenma Tsukasa, were caught kissing?! 

(Tsukasa has his hair down (once again) and is holding Kohanes's chin while they kiss. Kanade's hair is spotted next to Kohane, and Ichika has her back to the two.)

- prettyinpink - @reginoldwhosregina: holy shit take this down???

 

- sanAHHHHHHHHH - @salamandaAaAa: dispatch is getting cancelled again…

 

adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder 

{DISPATCH: Your Dai… - @dispatchofficial}

{The following tweet has been deleted.}

this is the second time something like this happened with the sekai label. can dispatch stop harassing them? first it was outing mizuki, which caused them to take a whole 4 month hiatus from uploading, which in turn also put a hold on nightcord at 25:00's schedule, which wasn't good for anyone. 🧵

- adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder: think about how bad this is for wxs and vbs, who in all honesty, probably knew about it, if they're dating or not. not even just vbs and wxs, what about kohane and tsukasa themselves??? they're probably the most popular parts of their company, no offense to the other 3, i love them all but it's obvious who the favorites are. and dispatch just caused a bunch of rumors. dispatch is harassing this company.

-- adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder: damn its a hit tweet. anyways go show some love to the people involved in this whole mess, @wxstsukasa and @kohavbs !!!

 

- mina - @minalikey: no because you're right. and no one was pleased with the mizuki situation, even their haters.

 

- flubblebuzz - @everywhereeveryone: wanted to say something but this thread said everything i wanted to say

 

toyota ✔️ - @toyavbs

{adhd sucks ass - @boredadhder}

{this is the second time dispatch has d…}

couldn't have said it better myself. i don't use this account a lot, and for good reason. no matter how famous we are, we are still human. we're allowed to be sad, to be angry, to be pissed, to be in love. its not that hard to understand.

 

dark choco cookie irl - @songogong

this is probably the worst timing ever but hello sekai fandom. i come in peace i swear. im only here to share a picture i got from a friend who works at the cafe that the sekai leaders went to.

(the picture consists of minori and kohane cuddling on a chair in a restaurant, while kanade, ichika, and tsukasa are on the other side, where kanade and tsukasa are leaning on ichika.)

please don't come after me or my friend. please. ive gotten far too many death threats.

- lizzy | retainer supplanting his lord - @IMNOTANAFTON: HOLY FUCKING SHIT???

 

- mav | EMPURPLEEE - @mavloves: OUSSJWISPXHWOSPXNQSPXJWSOXGWSOXHSIWPZHSVSJXOWOSHXEJ!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?

 

- stayonce - @hellokittystayonce: oh things just got so complicated.

Notes:

nyehehe 👹

the plot has started plotting

Notes:

ao3 formatting is ASS bro. absolute booty cheeks. WHY CANT YOU STAGGER THE BULLET POINTS HUH???? HUH??????????????