Myuh-Myuh

by CrashBagPhoto

Summary:

Mjolnir is sentient, and intelligent, no matter what Stark says. He is great. Then Darcy comes around with her darn nicknames.

Or

The drabble no one asked for.

Notes:

Drabble means less than 100 words, so don't expect much.... also, i couldn't get spacing to work. Sorry....

Mjolnir was powerful. He was powerful, and beautiful, and sentient, and most importantly, intelligent. No matter how those ingrates Stark and Rogers mocked, Mjolnir was a being in his own right, smarter than they could ever be and twice as mighty. He’d been wielded by kings, forged from the very heart of a dying star. Power was infused in his every bone. No one could best his strength if he didn’t let them.
He was amazing, magnificent, genius in a way Stark never could dream to be, and no one, no one, could ever take that fr-
“Myuh-Myuh!”
DARCY!!!!!!