Chapter 1: operation: help qyy!
Chapter Text
[we are super-one!]
GAO sound: good MORNING guys!! react if you are alive. i miss you.
(10 reactions)
old waist: miss you too, hope all the film schedules are going well for a lot of you.
(4 reactions)
paipai: thank you ge!
[fish lover created a new group! fish lover added mik1, no waist, xiling, and opera queen. fish lover renamed the group “operation: help qyy”]
[operation: help qyy]
fish lover: hey guys, i just wanted to ask everyone about being a center or chuang group leader! we haven’t debuted yet but i wanted to make sure i knew everything i could first, so i was wondering if i could ask you all for help! thank you so so much, and no worries if you all are busy!!
no waist: you haven’t debuted yet?
fish lover: no…
xiling: yeah that’s pretty weird ngl lmao
opera queen: oh hi everyone! i’m liu yu by the way.
no waist: i think who is who is obvious [crying emoji]
(xiling reacted with thumbs up)
opera queen: i have no waist too so no it’s not obvious
(xiling reacted with crying emoji)
no waist: yeah but i don’t do beijing opera [crying emoji]
mik1: hi yiyu! is there anything you would like to know in specific?
fish lover: ahh thank you meiqi-jie! for being a center, i know that often times we start the songs and then the other members come in order of ranking. have you all had any issues with line distributions because of that for the other members and is there anything that we have to watch out for? i feel like they take the rankings too seriously.
(3 reactions)
xiling: i think it is true that the center usually starts the song, but for bonbongirls since we only had seven members we were more liberal with it. usually depends on the vibe. after the center, it’s kind of up in the air who comes next?
opera queen: speaking from personal experience for 11 members i think curley’s right cause we had many songs where keyu would go before zjy too
mik1: agree with both of those. we’ve had issues with line distrib but usually can ask for it to be switched on b-sides to be more fair
fish lover: awh thanks you all!
no waist: what’s a line distribution
mik1: oh shut up zhou zhennan
fish lover: and uhm, this is a more like leader-based question, but we haven’t had any major fights yet and i was wondering what the leaders do when people fight?
mik1: i don’t think we had that many fights! yamy was a great leader and made sure we all were treated well!
xiling: if you turn the fight into a pillow fight it usually works out i’m telling you
opera queen: curley ur a genius
xiling: thanks i know!!
no waist: dude i think that would actually make it worse
xiling: what…how
no waist: it just increases the sexual tension
mik1: sexual… tension?
no waist: rocketgirls was straight af y’all really wouldn’t know
(xiling, opera queen reacted with laughing)
mik1: what
opera queen: he said what he said
xiling: yaurrrrr
fish lover: wait i don’t want to have to deal with sexual tension come on guys please tell me it’s not that common
xiling: if your group is small enough it won’t be a big issue
no waist: …
opera queen: and if your group is straight enough like rg101 it won’t be an issue at all!
no waist: …
fish lover: goddammit, is it over for me?
(xiling reacted with crying)
xiling: let us know if you need anything else though, okay? we’re here for you! and i’m glad i got to talk to some of my fellow chuang idols again!
fish lover: thank you so much! you all are so helpful, and trust i will be asking more questions!
no waist: sounds good!
opera queen: you’re actually no help though zhennan
xiling: LMAO go off
[rocket girls 101]
mik1: guys did we have… sexual tension going on in the group?
xuanxuan: Meiqi you were involved with two men in 2021 you are straight even if we did you wouldn’t know
yummyam: dang xuanyi you really did her like that
mik1: i was just asking…
xuanxuan: sorry hon just had to break it to you
mik1: ok, but did we?
number 1 idol: i don’t think it was sexual not going to lie
mik1: okay cause zhou zhennan called us “straight af”
little 7: he said what…
number 1 idol: lmao he what
[dm: number 1 idol & angel]
number 1 idol: stupid
wake up
angel: bro it’s 12 i’ve been up for two hours wassup
number 1 idol: nothing i just want noodles
angel: bro we got noodles last week
number 1 idol: do you hate me or the noodles?
wanna get youtiao instead
angel: i was gonna say you but i do want youtiao
okay ill see you in like an hour i need to get out of bed
number 1 idol: i told you you weren’t awake
angel: bro what
number 1 idol: aren’t you shooting for a drama how are you still this lazy
angel: dude sundays are my off day you’re so dramatic
number 1 idol: still holding it against you that your tgcf hasn’t been released yet
angel: bruhhhhhh it’s not my fault
number 1 idol: tell zhou zhennan he’s stupid by the way
angel: you should just tell him that yourself bc he is
why do i need to do it
what did he do
number 1 idol: he’ll know when you tell him he’s stupid
and we’re not labelmates bruh
okay let’s meet in front of the normal plaza at 13
angel: ok bet i’ll tell him he’s stupid too cya soon
[dm: angel & no waist]
angel: chaoyue said ur stupid by the way
no waist: what
zhai xiaowen get back here
what
what
[we are super-one!]
opera queen: just curious
how did we deal with fights again
GAO sound: bo yuan drags one person away
keyu drags the other away
danierrrr: true
opera queen: is that an effective way to resolve sexual tension?
kiwi: bro what are you asking
bo yuan: no sexual tension was ever resolved by the way
momoshuai: false
bo yuan: what.
opera queen: zhou zhennan said that pillow fights are not a good way to resolve sexual tension in a fight
bo yuan: he’s not wrong
lowkey it would probably even speed up the development of the tension
opera queen: not sure if i needed to imagine that
momoshuai: ge… no one asked you to imagine that
kiwi: lin mo’s right
opera queen: did we have many fights?
bo yuan: what’s with all the questions
opera queen: qiao yiyu was asking about parenting tips and being a center tips
bo yuan: ohhhhhh
GAO sound: gen1es members seem too nice to fight! but gen1es fighting! haha do you get it
paipai: that’s embarrasingly funny
opera queen: i think we were one big happy family so i’m glad. i’m glad we’re all on good terms with each other!
riki is number two: me too!!!!
momoshuai: santa don’t choke on your words
riki is number two: what…
paipai: …
beijing icon: that’s funny
danierrr: oh shut up jiayuan
[ar one ess eee]
no waist: wait guys are rocket girls 101 not straight
angel: is that why chaoyue called you stupid
yaoshi: this is the first thing i hear from you in one and a half years and it’s for something stupid like this?
Chapter 2: a r1sing disaster
Notes:
current key:
rocket girls 101:
mik1: meng meiqi
xuanxuan: wu xuanyi
number 1 idol: yang chaoyue
yummyam: yamy
little 7: lai meiyun
r.1.s.e:
no waist: zhou zhennan
heehee: he luoluo
808bass: yan xujia/ davis yan
xlight: xia zhiguang
yaoshi: yao chen
angel: zhai xiaowen
leilei: zhao lei
old and wild: liu ye
good person: ren hao
tired: zhang yanqi
loud and tired: zhao rang
bonbongirls 303:
xiling: xilinnayi-gao/curley gao
nene.
krystal: chen zhuoxuan/ krystal chan
sallybear: liu xiening/ sally liu
prettysmile: wang yijin
sexy energy queen: zhao yue
into1:
opera queen: liu yu
old waist: rikimaru
riki is number two: santa
kiwi： mika
GAO sound: nine
bo yuan.
momoshuai：lin mo
beijing icon: zhang jiayuan
paipai: yin haoyu/patrick
danierrrr: zhou keyu/daniel zhou
night monster: ak / liu zhang
gen1es:
fish lover: qiao yi yu
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[we are super-one!]
GAO sound: GOOD morning!
paipai: good morning nineeeeeeee
[wajijiwa wawas]
no waist: yao chen is mad… at me?
i’m so confused
angel: you done messed up this time
no waist: wait i just asked if rg101 was straight or not
angel: and he’s offended because you didn't text him at all before
no waist: was i supposed to?
xlight: …
leilei: …
808bass: …
xlight: davis you don’t have a right to join us in this mockery
808bass: wtf do you mean
no waist: i was SUPPOSED to?
leilei: wait ‘supposed’ is like not the right word
i think he just… expected you to
no waist: why would he not text me first if he wanted to talk to me?
i thought he didn't want to talk to me?
808bass: …
angel: do you have amnesia or do you have amnesia
no waist: help?
??
xlight: nannan i think maybe there has been a grave misunderstanding
no waist: i thought he’d be fine going no contact
but why does it sound like he was waiting?
leilei: are you stupid or are you stupid
angel: aye let’s go
leilei: shut up
angel: : (
no waist: i should… talk to him later then
[ar one ess eee]
heehee: gay
they’re gay
[dm: angel & yaoshi]
angel: i’m sorry man, he still has no idea
yaoshi: i feel like i can’t face him now
angel: that’s fair, yeah
no one is forcing you to talk to him or anything
he said he thought you didn't want to talk to him
yaoshi: man…
i just wanted him to reach out first
to apologize
or something?
maybe to explain?
angel: i’m still not sure what exactly happened
but i can assure you again i don’t think he meant to play with your feelings
i won’t say anything to him if you don’t want me to
yaoshi: at some point i think we just have to drop hints to let him know what he did wrong
angel: i’ll wait for your signal to do that, ge
though i’m not sure if i’ll be good at it
yaoshi: thank you xiao zhai
i’m glad you’re here and still talking to everyone
angel: i try my best~ ttyl
(yaoshi reacted with heart)
[operation: help qyy]
fish lover: is anyone in any of your groups dating?
did you let them when you were all still a group
or did it happen after
(for the gay groups at least)
mik1: got roasted yesterday, not sure how much help i can be of
xiling: my girls keep secrets well lol
yijin and zhao yue had like, something? but i think after we disbanded it didn't really work out
opera queen: awh :(
xiling: i don’t think anyone was like full-on dating though
i can go ask
(and i still don’t know if anyone is)
fish lover: wouldn’t that make things awkward
i was just curious so don’t mind me!
xiling: nah man we’re tight
it’s chill
but i wouldn’t let them date
no waist: zhai xiaowen and zhao lei are dating
mik1: WHAT
opera queen: WHAT
xiling: makes sense
no waist: idk why this one is surprising
but yeah they were dating starting from the show
fish lover: was that… an issue?
no waist: not really since they’re not super physically affectionate people
anyways
i think that’s why no one noticed
opera queen: oh lin mo and ak started dating like
during our second year as a group
but i only know because nine caught them and
told me and santa
just us
told us to keep it a secret so i don’t think anyone else knows yet?
fish lover: y’all aren’t as tight as bonbongirls huh
xiling: xuan and i are proud of it!
mik1: you all are so wild
no waist: oh chaoyue called me stupid yesterday
mik1: she did what
fish lover: guys this question was not meant to be an entire tea spilling session
no waist: sorry it already started
opera queen: wait tea
can i spill?
fish lover: does it have to do with the question
opera queen: not really
xiling: that makes it better
go ahead
opera queen: @ no waist were you and yao chen not dating during r1se contract?
no waist: WHAT???
no?????????
i think i would know if i were dating someone
opera queen: wait so
you guys weren’t making out backstage of your graduation concert?
no waist: we were what?
fish lover: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rizz
no waist: … are you sure that was us?
opera queen: you’re the shortest and have no waist
bo yuan and i saw
??
no waist: wait what
what the hell
mik1: i put my phone down for two minutes.
(fish lover and xiling reacted with laughing)
[wajijiwa wawas]
(no waist sent a screenshot)
(no waist sent a screenshot)
xlight: wait do you actually have amnesia
no waist: did i actually do that?????
angel: you WHAT
i didn't think it was that serious
no waist: can i see a doctor please
angel: no you don’t wanna get exposed bruh
no waist: you’re right
what do i do
angel: talk to him…
no waist: I DON’T REMEMBER SHIT
808bass: …
xlight: what do we do
leilei: we wait
angel: ur so wise baby
808bass: you guys r gross
xlight: this could be you and …
808bass: ur gross
no waist: i’m not even going to ask
[dm: angel & yaoshi]
angel: it might not be completely hopeless
yaoshi: wdym
(angel sent a screenshot)
(angel sent a screenshot)
yaoshi: bro what
is he faking it
angel: i have no idea… why would he
yaoshi: ig we wait then
wait. into1 saw it???
angel: oh shit ur right
it’s okay
they’re gay as hell
yaoshi: trust you on that one
angel: we’re from produce shows who isn’t gay
yaoshi: meng meiqi
angel: singular exception
[bon-sisters]
xiling: hey sisters
sexy energy queen: james charles esque jumpscare
xiling: no i just wanted to ask
were any of y’all dating during contract
sallybear: why is this relevant? i wasn’t
xiling: that’s cause the love of your life is straight
qiao yi yu was curious
she’s been asking us for advice
krystal: no
i wish i were though
nene: ???
xiling: oh! okay!
[dm: xiling & krystal]
xiling: she’ll think you mean you want to date someone else
krystal: how did you know i like her?
xiling: you guys are both blind
krystal: don’t call her blind
xiling: oh okay ms defensive
why don’t you ask her out?
krystal: what if she’s straight
xiling: do you have reading comprehension skills
krystal: i was an english major, thank you very much
xiling: RELINQUISH THE DEGREE RIGHT NOW.
Notes:
zhou zhennan learns what he does wrong? who does chen zhuoxuan like? tea?
bluerose on Chapter 2 Tue 21 Jan 2025 08:33AM UTC
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