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Valerie Meeks | Katie Holmes
"Why the hell would you think I killed them?"
"I never said you did. Considering your track record, however, it wouldn't be too far off to suspect—"
"Vandalism and murder are on two completely different spectrums! I didn't kill anyone."
Billy Loomis | Skeet Ulrich
"How come you're so quick to believe me?"
"Well, you do have the sexy psycho look down. So, you could very well be the killer."
"There you go again, complimenting my face. Just admit you love me already."
"Shut the fuck up, Loomis."
Stu Macher | Matthew Lillard
"Hey, I think it's dope you can talk without actually talking. It'd come in handy, like in a horror movie if you were hiding from some psycho like Jason Voorhees— you'd still be able to communicate while stayin' silent."
"I doubt I'll be running from a killer anytime soon."
Misty Meeks | Michelle Trachtenberg
"I'm deaf, not stupid."
"Can you translate? I don't speak that finger language."
"She said eat shit, asshole."
Alton Hicks | Archie Renaux
"My old man beats me and I'm a drug-addict delinquent. Life could not get worse."
"Well, now you just jinxed it."
"You know I don't believe in that crap."
Tatum Riley | Rose McGowen
"Stu and I aren't that exclusive. Sure, we like to have fun, but it's been a little lackluster in that department. And not to mention, I've seen the way he looks at you. He's totally head over heels."
"Tatum, I haven't— I've shut him down every single time."
Sidney Prescott | Neve Campbell
"Wait, you used to have a crush on me?"
"Back in sophomore year. You were always so nice to me. I couldn't help it."
"I think I'm flattered. Should I be flattered?"
"Oh, absolutely."
Randy Meeks | Jamie Kennedy
"The Slumber Party Massacre is not your favorite scary movie."
"Yeah? How would you know?"
"That movie is nothing but tits and horrible acting."
"And that's a problem because?"
Gale Weathers | Courteney Cox
"Actually, if I'm to keep the news about your arrest quiet from your parents, I'll need something in return."
"Of course, you do. What do you want?"
"An interview... any intel you have on Sidney or the killer, I'm gonna need it."
"Jesus, Gale. Where's your goddamn etiquette?"