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AU. Dumbledore can’t keep Harry from being expelled by the Ministry, but he can work on ensuring that Harry will someday be accepted back into Hogwarts. In the meantime, he needs Harry to be safe, so he ships him back to the Dursleys to stay during what would have been Harry’s fifth year. When Harry comes back to the magical world, many people see him as either mad or possessed by Voldemort. Theo Nott sees an opportunity.
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- Part 8 of Theo/Harry Confectionary
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Theo grimaced when Harry Potter was transferred in to be his Hit Wizard partner. He was sure that he’d spend all his time completing the real work while Little Pacifist Potter cried about his morals. He couldn’t have been more wrong.
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- Part 6 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2022
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Darling, I’m Raising a Hero (Sort Of) by Alexandra_Dashwood
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Feb 2026
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At sixteen, I decided that one woefully neglected six-year-old boy—yes, that boy, with a destiny too heavy for his tiny shoulders—deserved a proper childhood. Naturally, I handled this with the subtlety of a goblin wielding a glitter cannon: I stole a Chrono-Selective Time-Turner from my family vault, defied at least three minor laws of physics, and hurled myself headfirst into the 1980s, where I promptly reinvented myself as Alex Selwyn—French accent, golden eyes, and just enough charm to convince anyone that my sudden appearance wasn’t suspicious.
Blending in? Hah. Spoiler: I don’t. Between part-time jobs in Diagon Alley, endless doodles, perfectly timed pranks, and occasionally questioning the very concept of “legal behavior,” I discovered the revolutionary art of caring for someone unconditionally.
And Harry? Well, that poor, unsuspecting child got a childhood that was messy, magical, and probably legally questionable in half a dozen countries, full of laughter, crepes, and chaos—the sort of childhood only a slightly reckless, world-bendingly dramatic witch like me could provide.
AU/Spin-off from my original fanfic Darling, I'm a DisasterSeries
- Part 2 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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24 Feb 2026
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Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.
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- Part 4 of From Litha to Lammas 2020
- Part 1 of Runemaster
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It turns out that, when various people begin asking Harry for legal and magical shelter, he has the power to marry them all as per an ancient Ministry law that says the conqueror of a Dark Lord can have multiple spouses. Harry knows the marriages are in name only, and it’s not like they require sex, just a magical oath. He thinks he’s doing very well at resisting temptation, not realizing what a temptation he is himself.
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- Part 13 of From Litha to Lammas 2020