jester and sheriff kissing 😱

by eggsplosion420

Summary:

Sheriff Toadster and Bittergiggle have a baby, but because this is a fanfic there’s drama.

Notes:

TW: attempted self death..this should be the only instance, later on it will be referenced.
This takes place before the game, maybe 16 years or so..? Bittergiggle and Toadster have been married for about a year now.

Chapter 1: Character info

Bittergiggle is roughly 8’8 (243.84cm) here, he’s tall and slender. His purple side is fuzzy, while his green side is a soft fur. He has black eyes, like in game. The only difference between game and fanfic is he is actually furry, and he has scars from the experimentations. He also has sharp teeth.

Toadster is about 7’8 (213.36cm). He’s mostly chub, considering he’s a toad and all. He’s definitely chubbier than in game, and he’s covered in light brown freckles and spots like an actual toad would be.

Sir Dadadoo is about 12’10 (391.16 cm) He is super chunky, being a leech and all. He looks the exact same to his game counterpart, the only difference being that he wears a black-suit rather than just a purple tie. He can easily hold Bittergiggle in his hand like a squeaky toy (this will come in later). He also has 2 sets of sharp teeth.

Queen Bouncelia is 23’9 (701.4cm) She is the exact same to her game self, but she’s more fluffy.
The Naughty ones are the same to their game selves as well, but they’re tiny fuzzy leeches lol. They’re about 2’0 (60.96 cm)

Syringeon is 9’9 (274.32 cm) he is literally his game self lol, the only difference is that he actually has a hammerhead shark tail, and he is able to get different hand attachments for his four arms.

The scepter is no different from in game, and it’s 5’9 (152.4 cm).

Chapter 2: Stay alive. (Prologue)

It was a chilly day in the kindergarten’s -4th floor. Sheriff Toadster spent the morning writing out incident forms, trying to keep himself busy. He hated being sent down, and practically abandoned by the humans, just so he would have to continue working under them. Toadster felt alone, lost..even though he was married to the silliest guy in the building, he still felt sadness. He felt like he had a purpose as a sheriff, but it was all thrown away or useless. He pushed the incident forms away, and took out a notebook, beginning to write a small note for his husband. “Hey, Part-“ he scribbled, rewriting, “Hey, Bitter..I’m sorry..” Toadster had planned this event for weeks now..he couldn’t continue living. He had no purpose, no use..there weren’t any criminals to catch, and because of his past, everything would go to shit again.

Toadtser placed the message neatly on his desk, before turning to his satchel. He’d debated on how he’d go out, he didn’t exactly have a gun, but he had Toadstars. He stared at the rusted metal star in his hand, thinking to himself. He really felt alone..without any sort of purpose..he wanted to die so badly..but..what about Bittergiggle? How would he deal with this..it’d be almost selfish..but..he couldn’t continue living..he was in so much pain..

There was a sudden knocking at the door. Toadster shot his head up, before throwing the Toadstar to the ground. “C-come in!” He yelled, scrambling to hide the suicide note. Bittergiggle peaked his head in, a huge smile on his face. “Hey you!” He closed the door behind him, and stood awkwardly over the desk, a small box in hand. Toadster looked up to the taller man, trying to keep his face stoic despite the decision he’d made mere minutes before. “So..I have a surprise..” Bittergiggle started, his hands fidgeting on the box he was holding. Toadster sighed, “You found another rat, huh? I thought I told ya, we can’t keep-“ But he was suddenly cut off, when the jester plopped the box onto the table.

“What’s this, Bitter?” Toadster questioned, eying the box in front of him. Bittergiggle was bouncing from foot to foot in front of him. “It’s..well..open it!” Toadster looked up to his husband for a moment, before flicking his eyes back down to the box. He slowly opened it up, expecting one of those pop up snakes in a can..but..it was a picture. He studied the black and white photo for a minute..it was a strange looking ball, with a little tail. Toadster looked up to Bittergiggle, his eyebrow raised. “Toadsie..what do you think it is..?” He asked softly, his hands cryptically resting on his abdomen. Toadster stared at this action, his eyes flicking between the photo and his husband’s abdomen. “I-it can’t be what I think..” Bittergiggle leans over the desk, removing Toadster’s hat playfully. “I didn’t think it was possible either..but..it is what you think it is..” Toadster looked back up to his husband, his yellow eyes meeting black ones.

Toadster couldn’t kill himself. Not anymore at least..he couldn’t leave Bittergiggle alone with..a baby..but.. He’s got a purpose now..right? He has a little one to care for..to teach about catching criminals..or to keep safe from the human scientists above.

Bittergiggle studied Toadsters reaction, his smile faltering. “Are you..mad..?” Toadster snapped back, looking up at Bittergiggle. He stood up, walking over to the taller man, before grabbing him into a big hug. Bittergiggle just unknowingly saved his life.. at least for a little while..

”I-I’m..so fucking happy..this is perfect, Bitter.” 

Chapter 3: A/N

Hey so I’m back. The new game came out and I like GOBB again lol, so I’ll be updating this story again soon, hopefully

Chapter 4: A/N backstory and Background

A/N

 

For context, this also goes along with the BanBan fic I made. The kindergarten is made as a cover for unethical experimentation, and creation of life. Syringeon is put in charge of creating said life, so the scientists don’t have to.

 

There’s a sort of hierarchy;

 

Uthman and Weverly, the creators of the Garten and the people in charge.

 

A couple of higher up scientists, ones that had their DNA also used for experiments. This includes Stinger Flynn’s genome donor, Oscar. (Fun fact that’s his OG name, so I thought having the genome donor having it originally would be neat)

 

Syringeon.

Other scientists who help out with experiments.

 

The gaurds, men (Only. There’s a reason for this..) who carry cattle prods and are the ones who transport the experiments.

 

The cases. Bittergiggle, Toadster, etc.

 

The givanium citizens, they won’t show up in this fanfic for a while, but will be mentioned.

 

This hierarchy also goes towards the other fanfic I made, so it adds more context as to how horribly these cases are treated. —————-

 

So for background, everything takes place within the kingdom.(everything is premade and figured out, but the story isn’t written because I’m lazy lol) So nobody is leaving the kingdom. The image added is the layout of the kingdom in the fanfic. I will probably do rooms but the only room that matters is Bittergiggle and Toadsters room.

 

As for backstory, I might make a chapter but it would be another A/N. Toadster and Bitter’s will be a chapter of how they met, since that matters to how they will turn out later on (😈). But I want these chapters to be longer. I feel bad for the hiatus, since I left the fandom after I posted lol.

 

Anyways, here’s a quick background on Dadadoo and Bittergiggle’s relationship: Bittergiggle, after the events of GOBB 0, was left on the lower floors. He was found later by bouncelia, who was abandoned shortly after he was. Bittergiggle was a child at the time, so she quickly adopted him and made him her personal jester. They aren’t “Mother and Son” per se, but they are close. He trusts her and adores her. And he’s her most trusted citizen.

Dadadoo was the third case to be thrown down. He immediately developed a hatred for humans due to this. Syringeon was the one to escort him down to the floor that would later become the kingdom. They met with Bouncelia, and Dadadoo realized that if the cases banded together, they could get revenge on the humans.

 

Bittergiggle is about 20 when he meets Dadadoo. The kingdom is a throne room and Bittergiggle’s hideout. No other rooms are established yet. Dadadoo marries Bouncelia, and soon enough the naughty ones are made (They are toddlers, but like..forever I guess? They don’t grow up.) Dadadoo sees them as smaller versions of him. He can be fatherly..in a way. He trains them to attack on his command, making them almost his soldiers.

 

Dadadoo starts a “relationship” (Not sexual. More of a power dynamic) between him and Bittergiggle. Bittergiggle was hurt by so many humans and abandoned, that any sort of love or touch is heavenly for him. Dadadoo knows that Bittergiggle has Kittysaurus on his call, as well as other things he’d need for a revolution. So he keeps him as a lapdog. UNTIL..Toadster is sent down to the floor below the kingdom. (which is when he and Bittergiggle meet..and will be discussed later..)

 

A/N bro I gotta figure out how to add images, so I’m gonna make the next chapter with the kingdom layout. 

Chapter 5: Kingdom Layout (A/N)

Chapter 6: A/N)) Character redesigns (1/4)

Notes:

These are hopefully the last A/N, and next chapter is the actual story continuing. Please bear with me lol

Chapter 7: Character redesign (2/4)

Chapter 8

Summary:

Last redesign for now, next chapter is in works and almost done, possibly posted tomorrow! (9/08)

Chapter 9: Sheriff’s Duty (Chapter One)

Toadster locks up the empty cells, and turns off to the entrance of the kingdom. His days were about the same; Wake up, have breakfast with his husband, work, visit the Queen, have dinner with his husband..sleep.

 

Maybe a kid would be better for his brain? A new life to take care of, a change in pace..right? Was it selfish of him to bring a child into this horrible place?

 

Toadster pauses in front of a group of mushrooms. Three of them. A tall one, a medium stubby one, and a little one. Of course he’d be reminded..

 

“Gazing at the experiments, eh?” A loud, Scottish voice booms behind him. Toadster practically jumps, turning around, his hand almost moving to the star on his chest, before his tail flops.

 

It was just Syringeon.

 

The narcissistic bastard who came only for the constantly regenerating supply of Givanium the Queen produced.

 

Everyone’s..creator.

 

“Oh. It’s you. I thought you didn’t like chattering with..experiments like us.” Toadster scoffs, his tail flicking angrily behind him. “Unless you’re here for your monthly supply of-“

 

“Cut the shit, 9, I’m here to fucking warn ya. I’m the one who figured out he was pregnant after all.” The surgeon hisses, now reaching Toadster.

 

Warn me..? Of what? Dadadoo keeps fucking, what’s the matter with one more kid?

 

The sheriff stands up a bit taller, as tall as he can fully be compared to Syringeon, his eyes narrowed. “Yer gonna tell the humans, huh?”

 

“The oppposite. I’ve been working on another case, who won’t be named..and Dadadoo won’t let me touch his soldiers, so you’re the only option. We just need to experiment a bit-“

 

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“February, 1992. Case 9. The sheriff”

 

A scientist writes, sighing softly. He darts his eyes to the cell in front of him, holding a small tadpole-like creature.

 

He was essentially a juvenile case, and could’ve been placed with the other younger cases; Case 6 and 6C, Case 7, etc.

 

But Syringeon needed a guard for the Garten. So he was kept away from any other contact with its fellow cases.

 

Toadster sits in front of the small box TV as he usually did, watching cowboy movies on repeat. He hated being alone. He wanted to help people..

 

He turns his head slightly to see the scientist that had been watching him, standing up and opening the door.

 

Givanium testing day.

 

Now that Toadster thought about it, there weren’t any scientists in his cowboy movies..

 

Toadster’s tadpole tail flicks behind him, as he slowly stands up. He adjusts his hat, which at this point of time, was huge on him.

 

Toadster had to be brave if he wanted to help people.

 

Even if he hated the scientists and getting painful chemicals put into his body. Or when the guards would hit him because he wasn’t walking straight enough.

 

Even if he was scared. He had to be brave.

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Toadster shakes himself out of that memory. He regains eye contact with Syringeon again. “You aren’t don’t any fucking experiments on his- OUR baby.”

 

“Then I suppose you wouldn’t mind..humans..finding out about this issue?” Syringeon scoffs, lowering himself to Toadster’s level. He leans in closer,

“Remember..disobedient experiments get recycled for new ones..imagine how much givanium we could harvest with the three of you..”

 

Syringeon stands up, dusting his lab coat off with his lower hands. He stares down at the sheriff. “Do we have a deal then, partner? I can assure you I mean the little one no harm.”

 

 

Toadster looks down, and holds out his hand. He felt dirty. But anything would be better than letting those humans get their hands on his husband and baby.

 

The cases shake. “I’ll keep you updated on any human activity. They do plan to visit due to the Bring a Friend Day event after all..I would hate for them to find out about your predicament.”

 

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Bittergiggle gently pets Kitty’s head as he stands beside the counter. Toadster was a bit late, but he had an “actual” job. Not having trouble making the Queen laugh.

 

He sighs, and pushes himself off of the counter, and plopping onto the couch. Kittysaurus followed suite, resting her head against his lap. “Toadsie’s a bit late tonight, huh?.” Bittergiggle looks off.

 

The door clicks open, and Toadster enters, looking off. Bittergiggle jerks up, his face lighting up at the sight of the Sheriff.

 

“You need to start locking this, Bitter, it ain’t safe-SHIT” Toadster barely squeaks out, as the jester pounces on him, shoving him to the ground.

 

Toadster’s back is pushed against the wall, as Bittergiggle rubs his cheeks with tiny kisses. The hormones definitely made him more “lovey dovey”.

 

“How has my big, scary sheriff been today? Catch any criminals? Ooh! I have a joke-“ And just like that, Bittergiggle melted Toadster’s regrets of the day. Almost.

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Even after dinner, Bittergiggle was still excitedly telling Toadster jokes.

 

Bittergiggle undoes the blanket, and curls up into bed, watching as Toadster drops just into a shirt and boxers. “And then I told Kitty-“ “Syringeon’s gonna experiment on the baby. It’s the only way to keep her away from the humans.” Toadster cuts Bittergiggle off.

 

The jester falls silent. His green side frowns along with his purple side. “W-what..?”

 

“We- we made a deal. He’d try to keep the humans out of these lower floors, from snooping and finding out about the baby..and we’d let him..sort of test her for things..” The toad’s voice breaks off, as he stands at the foot of the bed, crossing his arms and looking off.

 

“Why the fuck would the humans mess around down here, and why would they care about an extra kid?” Bittergiggle hisses, a tone Toadster’s never heard before. He stands up from the bed, the top of his head beginning to split into his “Hellish” form.

 

“You’re telling me, my supposed ‘protector’ just sold our daughter to fucking Syringeon?!”

 

Toadster eyes the split beginning on the jester’s fur. He couldn’t split into his hellish form. “B-Bitter, I know what I’m doing. Hell, he’s experimenting on Banban, maybe he’ll forget about us?”

 

Bittergiggle seems to relax a bit, his eyes softening..slightly. “You promised to protect me. In your stupid vows. This..our baby, is a part of me. I don’t want her to be treated like how we were”

 

Toadster grabs one of Bittergiggle’s hands, pulling the taller case into a hug. “I- I know. I promise..I’ll keep them safe. Both of you.”

 

 

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A/N

 

It’s a better intro chapter than the last one. You sorta get the situation with bittergiggle and Toadster, like they have the human scientists, Syringeon..and later on other characters against them. Let them just start a family vro 💔

 

sorry if this chapter reads like shit it’s been a bit (and I’ve had it in my notes for almost a year 😭)