Rhys in the Company of Nightmares

by MickMach, sunflowers_and_dandelions

Chapter 2: Update, Babes.

 

Notes:

It's a very important job, kiddo.

Anyways, since you bandits are dying to see me again, I'll give you a quick update! Company's doing well, per the norm. Oh, was that moonshot barrage I launched aimed right at your house? Tough. Just get a better one!

Ahah... what else.

Workin' on getting a company ECHOgram! But it'll take awhile to REALLY get it goin cause ah... Well, apparently they have these terms and conditions that ensure you have to have a certain "professionalism" that I REALLY don't care that much to have!

I'll let my greatest fans know if that comes in full swing though! You're welcome.

Oh yeah, Claptrap has been tryna get into my office for who knows how long. Says he wants to "say hello to the fans" that he doesn't have. I don't know how he figured out I'm doing all this since I limited all the claptrap units internet access to virus content like "You are an idiot" on repeat. HAHA!

You remember that? No? Man, you must be too young or something.... Ah, good times. Several claptraps have died this way, and it's frickin' hilarious every dang time.

But uhhhh yeah! Door's barricaded, and there's a turret that'll blast any claptrap to smithereens if they try to get in. That's all I'm really willing to update you bandits on, unless you're really interested in my AI love life. Maybe next update, huh?

Next time on Rhys in the Company of Nightmares!

Coming February! 

Notes:

Athena said that Katagawa looks like a mixture of me and Rhys, so I blocked her on everything.

I don't really know why I didn't have her blocked before.

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 1 of Dream Hunters