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Shh kids, today's featured word is vanish and maniacal.
Narrator: Another familiar day in fair city as it opens its second ray convention sponsored by the city cheese association.
A mad scientist appears from the corner.
Dr twobrains: Actually, it's going to be quite different.
Wordgirl: Stop it right there Dr two brains, whatever maniacal thing you're doing.
Dr twobrains: Well actually I'm not planning to do anything maniacal today.
Wordgirl: Oh ok then, what are you doing?
Dr twobrains: Just eating cheese and looking at rays.
Wordgirl: Well then I'll go off my way to watch some PPMP! But I'll be keeping an eye on you too.
She flies black wards her eyes still one
the doctor as she accidentally hits her head on a giant ray
Dr twobrains: The Bring things to life ray!
The ray activates and shoots a massive beam of light that goes towards Dr twobrains head.
Wordgirl: Sorry, sorry.
Wordgirl then flies around and fixes the ray up with her super strength and speed
Dr twobrains: Huh oo.
One of the henchmen: What happened boss?
Dr twobrains: The mouse brain, it vanished!
One of the henchmen: Wait what! Wait, what does vanished mean?
Wordgirl: Well vanished means to disappear suddenly or completely like how the mouse brain vanished.
Dr twobrains: it was hit by the Bring things to life ray meaning it's alive and moving around somewhere here.
Twobrains looked around, scratching the part of his head his 2nd brain should've been on.
Narrator: Meanwhile on the floor. The mouse brain crawls around. Oh my it's disgusting.
Dr twobrains: There it is!
Drtwo brains picks up what he thinks is the mouse brain.
Wordgirl: Are you sure about that?
Dr twobrains wears his goggles to look closer.
Dr twobrains: Oh it's just a large gross bioluminescent piece of gum.
Wordgirl: Yuck.
Wordgirl looks away in disgust.
Dr twobrains: Then where's my actual second brain?
The mouse brain crawls onto Captain huggy face's hairy back unnoticed.
Narrator: Later at wordgirl's secret spaceship hideout Becky is looking quite bored.
Wordgirl: Well can you blame me? There's no crime and no new episode of Pretty Princes and Magic Pony.
Narrator: Well that won't age well.
Wordgirl: You mean there will be more Pretty Princes and Magic Pony?!
Huggy: Squeak!
Word girl: What's that huggy?
The mouse brain crawls out of Captain huggy face's back.
Wordgirl: The mouse brain?! How did it get here?
The mouse brain, without warning lunges on to wordgirl's head and sticks on to it. Wordgirl tries to grab it out of her head but it sticks back.
Narrator: Oh no, that's gonna sting.
Wordgirl: HÆl¶ù^ëß%πūe@!
Narrator: Later at the Grocery store Chuck the evil sandwich making guy is stealing all the store's grilled cheese sandwiches.
Wordgirl: Stop it right there chuck! I won't let you steal all that grilled delicious CHEESE, HA HA HA HA HA.
Chuck: Huh?
The sandwich headed man looked confused.
Chuck: Wordgirl, have you always sounded so… maniacal?
Wordgirl: What, maniacal? Maniacal means to exhibit extremely wild or violent behaviour. I'm not maniacal!
Chuck: Ok we'll then let's continue.
Wordgirl spines around and barriers the chuck in a pile of groceries.
Grocery store manager: Thank you wordgirl we could never repay you for your duties.
Wordgirl: Well actually... hahaha ha ha!
Narriator: In the private city park Dr twobrains and his henchmen are sitting on a bench and unsure of what to do.
Dr twobrains: Without the mouse brain I don't really feel like stealing chease but I feel like somethings wrong. Who knows what that mouse brain is up to. It's not like it's just going to come he-who is that!?
Word girl with now messy white hair and red eyes flies through a building destroying it in the process while carrying two large sacks of cheese on one hand.
Wordgirl: HaHaHa Ha!
Dr twobrains: World girl what are you doing? Wait!
Dr twobrains looks closer and sees the mouse brain on wordgirl's head glowing a maniacal green.
Dr twobrains: Oh no.
Wordgirl: HaHa Ha! Hello Dr-.
The mouse brain glows green.
Wordgirl: Dr Onebrains!
One of the henchmen: Boss, let's get out of here!
Dr twobrains and his henchmen attempt to exit the park but is stopped by a police.
Police: Stop right there criminals!
One of the henchmen: Why? We haven't committed any crimes yet.
Police: Yes you did. You entered this private park without paying entry! Up to jail you go.
Dr twobrains: No no no noo nooo-
Cut to Dr twobrains in bars now with slightly brown hair
One of the henchmen: What do we do boss?
Dr twobrains: I don't know. All I'm thinking is what wordgirl is up to and what that malicious mouse brain is making her do.
Narriator: Later that night Becky is thinking to herself.
Flying in her Wordgirl attire. She should be at home right now but she's just flying watching the city.
Becky: What am I doing?
Mouse brain: Huh?
Becky: This isn't what heroes do.
The mouse brain glows a bright green.
Becky: Yes! yes, good idea second brain. HaHaHa! Ha!!
Narrator: Meanwhile back at the city jail, all that Boxleitner could do is watch on the TV what would happen next.
News reporter: Breaking news wordgirl has mysteriously attacked a private city park and vanished.
Dr Onebrains: Hey wait a minute? Guard! Where are all the villains?
In another cell, Amazing rope guy's waves turn into a frown.
Guard: We don't know. The last time we saw any other villain they were taken by-
News reporter: And in unrelated news miliceo-
The TV glitches as a silhouette of a shaggy haired figure appears in an abandoned warehouse.
Dr twobrains: Wordgirl?
I have no idea how she just hacks TVs, he thinks.
Twobrains girl: Twobrains girl!
The now White haired girl abruptly appears.
Twobrains girl: Like it? I knitted it myself.
Dr onebrains: Is that… My lair! What is she doing there?
Twobrains girl: What am I doing here you might ask? To show off my latest malicious, I mean villanus, I mean heroic deed. Turning all my villains into CHEESE!
Chuck the evil sandwich making guy, The butcher, Lady redundant woman, Mr Big, Leslie, Granny May, Ect were all locked up in a giant cage with a giant cheese ray right on top of them.
Twobrains girl: But as you can see one villain is missing here...
Amazing rope guy shivers, thinking it's him.
Twobrains girl: Dr Onebrains!
Amazing rope guy frowns in disappointment.
Twobrains girl: I wonder what mad scientists cheese taste like? Hmmm.
She itches her second brain.
The mouse brain glows green. As Twobrains girl laughs maniacally to the screen.
Twobrains girl: Hahaha haha ha.. sigh
A single tear shed though Wordgirl's eye and she whispers "help". She shrugs her head and returns to a more villainous expression.
One of the henchmen: Boss we need get out of here before she
Twobrains girl: Can hear you? HaHa Ha!!
Twobrains girl flies off screen of the TV and it turns to static.
Dr onebrains: Oh no oh no OH NO.
News reporter: We're back to the news as-
A massive hole on the wall and Twobrains girl appears in the prison. She holds Dr onebrains by his bow tie.
Twobrains girl: You're coming with Me.
Dr. onebrains wakes up in a dark room where he sees captain huggy face tied up.
Dr. onebrains: Hey, that's wordgirl's lemur sidekick thing.
Captain huggy face: Squeak.
Dr. onebrains whispers: Don't worry, we're gonna get out of here
Dr. onebrains unties captain huggy face when suddenly Twobrains girl opens the door in the room.
Twobrains girl: I see your finally awake, good, good.
Twobrains girl: Now come here.
Twobrains girl: These giant cheese ray is suppose to turn all the villains into CHEESE. But there's one little mouse, I mean mice sized ploblem. Neither I or my second brain know how to operate it sooo-.
Dr onebrains: You want me to help you! I won't help you make these villains vanish into a pile of cheese.
Twobrains girl: We thought you'd say that. Ok this is your last chance to help me or your henchmen get it.
Dr onebrains: Gulp
Twobrains girl: Ok let's keep going.
Dr onebrains looks at the machine with hundreds of buttons.
Twobrains girl: Look at us! Me, you, the mouse brain working together like old times.
Dr onebrains: Um.. You press this. I mean that, no that and then that uhh.
Twobrains girl: What's the problem? It's like all he's scientific knowledge has vanished.
Twobrains girl looks at the the doctor suspiciously.
Dr onebrains: Uh I think I need some tea?
Twobrains girl carries Dr. onebrains outside and into the sky.
Twobrains girl: Are you messing with me? You better hurry up or I'll-
A brown wig falls off.
Twobrains girl: Amazing rope guy?!? If you're here then that means-
Twobrains girl sees the real Dr onebrains on the ground.
Dr onebrains: haha got you there.
Amazing rope guy looking quite scared, his neck still being held by Two brains girl.
Amazing rope guy: Sorry?
Twobrains girl flies straight down, slowly dropping Amazing rope guy on the ground.
Amazing rope guy: Aw, my neck
Twobrains girl: I knew you had a trick up your sleeve.
Dr onebrains: Wordgirl I know you're in there. I know the hero that stops my crimes and the hero I help make is in there! Wordgirl please!
Wordgirl: Doctor... Ahhh! It's just so hard to control
Twobrains girl: Then why not stop trying? Mhuhaha haha ha!
Wordgirl: No!
Wordgirl starts punching her head.
Wordgirl: Ok this is gonna hurt... Ow ow ow ow.
Twobrains girl: Aw stop it me! Ow ow! ugh... Chease... zzzz mozzarellaz.. ugh zzzz zzz.
Wordgirl passes out.
Dr onebrains: Henchmen!
The Henchmen enter the scene carrying the Bring things to life ray.
Dr onebrains: Ready? 1... 2... 3!
The ray blast directly to the mouse brain. As it detaches from Wordgirl's head.
Dr onebrains: Gouda brie squeaky...
Dr onebrains zaps the mouse brain with the cheese ray and turns it into cheese. The doctor then crushes the cheese on his foot.
Wordgirl wakes up very dizzy.
Narrator: And so the day is saved and everything is fine once again.
Dr onebrains: I think you're forgetting something.
Wordgirl: Oh right! The villains in the cage.
When Wordgirl breaks the cage and lets all the villains free.
Free to go to prison.
Wordgirl: Huggy, sorry.
Huggy: Squick
Police: You're under arrest Wordgirl!
Wordgirl: Well um.. ah I was just-
Dr onebrains: She was just going to say that I made an evil cheese clone of Wordgirl but luckily this young samaritan saved the day!
Amazing rope guy: Um… Me?
News paper headline:
Amazing rope guy saves the day from evil cheese Wordgirl!!!
Narrator: And so the day is saved! We hope you don't vanish for the next action-packed episode of... WORDGIRL!!!