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How to lose a F1 seat: a Guide by Danny Ric

Summary:

Daniel and Max make a bet. Daniel might have won the bet, but has lost everything else.

OR: Max is a freak and makes it everyone's problem.

Notes:

Hi. So. I've been working on this fic for weeks now. The server known as Formula Cunt (you guys know who you are) has helped to create this baby, one of which I'm very proud. A special thanks to Fe, Kuolo and darling Starlightvelaris for helping out by feeding me ideas 😭
Anyways, enjoy Lestappen being OF creators, the absolute freaks. And Daniel losing his seat, sorry about that guys, I hope you'll still love it <3

(if you see any editing mistakes, no you didn't. this fic is perfect and i will not change a single thing, formatting this whole thing has cost me my whole sanity already i will not repeat it)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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[private messages between Daniel and Max]

21 Mar 2020

Daniel

you lost the bet you have to pay your dues

Max

I’m not going to post a nude on the fucking internet you asshole

Can’t I just do something else

Daniel

we agreed to it

you can do it anonymously

don’t be a pussy

Max

Fine

Daniel

i’ll even be so nice and give you a day

😀

Max

Fucker

 

22 Mar 2020

Max

I did it

https://onlyfans.com/prancingbull/profile/vid/18464765749

Daniel

??

wdym you posted on OF

i’m not going to pay 10 bucks to see your dick

Max

If I’m already whoring myself out on the internet I want to make profits

You will be my first victim

😈

Daniel

it’s one picture you idiot

nvm

YOU POSTED A VIDEO???

you dirty dirty man

jesus

didn’t know your dick was so big

Max

You like it then?

Daniel

always darling 😏

but seriously

you didn’t have to go that far man

you’re a good loser

Max

Asshole

I should’ve made you pay 100 bucks

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull 1d

I made an OF some weeks ago and apparently it’s important to promote it on other Socials… so here I am. I guess if you want to see my dick subscribe?

826 Replies | 3.4K Retweets | 50.3K Likes 

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Big Bull @prancingbull 23h

Apparently that’s shit promotion so if you want to see Big Buff Guy with even Bigger Dick trying to keep his shit together with a Vibrator In His Ass, subscribe! Link is linked in bio 😸

938 Replies | 2.5K Retweets | 23.4K Likes 

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mark @markedmark 22h

just going to subscribe cuz you’re hilarious as fuck

2 Replies | 5 Retweets | 82 Likes 

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Big Bull @prancingbull 22h

Mark, just for this compliment you’ll receive a personal Dick Pic. Enjoy!

11 Replies | 71 Retweets | 845 Likes 

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

You need to be a subscriber to see the collection.

 

Become a monthly subscriber for € 30!

 

You are now a subscriber of Big Bull @prancingbull

Do you want to send a message to Big Bull @prancingbull ?

(Y/N)

 

Richest Daddy 💸

Do I actually have to call you Big Bull when I make you cum or can I have your name?

Babyboy is also fine by me

As long you call me daddy I’ll make any wish come true

;)

Big Bull

No

 

You have been blocked by Big Bull @prancingbull!

 

 

Earnings 

Total 

€ 294’257.46

Subscriptions

€ 129’535.61

Tips

€ 91’684.33

Messages

€ 73’073.52

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull 12h

Just because I fuck myself on fake dicks sometimes doesn’t mean you have to send YOUR wrinkly dick into my DM’s. Honestly some of you have no shame. Your money is just fine

23.4K Replies | 27.4K Retweets | 108.7K Likes

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anastasia 💫 @angelnranastasia 11h

speak your truth 

13 Replies | 19 Retweets | 298 Likes

 

 

Do you want to send a message to Big Bull @prancingbull ?

(Y/N)

 

bella maria

Hi Big Bull! Just wanted to tell you that I’ve seen you a few times on the Discovery Page and finally decided to check you out. Consider me your newest big fan hehe

Absolutely love the way you’re promoting yourself

Do you think it would work for a female creator?

Sorry for just diving into the question 😅

Big Bull

Hello Maria

Thank you for the compliment 😺

And no worries!

Honestly, I’m not very sure, it seems to work for me because it’s actually me and I’ve been promoting myself like this from the very beginning. Your current subscribers would maybe not appreciate the rebrand, so maybe create a completely new persona and have it not connected with your current one?

bella maria

Oh, you’re right! I haven’t thought about that

But a new persona seems like a good idea… I’ll have to think about it

Thank you so much ♥️

Keep up with the good work, I’ll cheer for you!!

Sorry for bothering you again

Big Bull

Of course, you seem like a very lovely and smart person, so whatever you decide will work out!

And once again, you didn’t bother me

bella maria

*Has sent a tip (€ 25)*

You make me blush… please never change big guy 💋

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

 

 

Collection #16: Red. 

[a picture from a low angle, showing the man artfully twisting in red bed sheets. he is lying on his stomach and has no clothes on, the main focus of the picture are his ass and thighs.] 

[a picture from above, showing the man in red boxers, erection prominent against the fabric. his thighs seem massive.]

[a close up picture, showing the man’s chest. his nipples are erect and puffy, he has a thick red gift band loosely wrapped around his chest and there is a big bow in the center.]

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domastrix 

Woah… I’m actually blown away…. This is literally art???

Daddy Rich

well hello there darling, don’t you look ravishing in red

Big Mark

*Has sent a tip (€ 100)* 

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Max]

28 Dec 2020

Daniel

max

maxie

tell me why your OF is still active??

Max

Why do you even know this?

Did you want to see the video again?

Tsk tsk Daniel…

You do know that’s kinda gay if you’re trying to watch the video of your best friend mastrubating again, right?

Daniel

this is not about me

this is about YOU

Max

I told you

If I’m already whoring myself out I want to make profit

And I am

😸

 

 

leo. @RAWLEO31 2h

day 113 of me asking for @prancingbull to make a livestream

22 Replies | 40 Retweets | 392 Likes

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Big Bull @prancingbull 2h

Ask 889 more days and I’ll think about it

103 Replies | 531 Retweets | 1.2K Likes

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull

Big Thighs, Big Dick, what do you want more?

❌ No collaborations & live streams

❓Requests are only accepted if they’re reasonable and paid beforehand

❗Do not repost on other sites, my lawyers will ruin you

Top 10% Earner | Favorite Top 100 Male Creator 

 

 

Collection #20: Good Morning.

[a picture, showing two massive thighs with marks clearly left behind by bedsheets.]

[a video, showing the man sitting upright in his bed with legs spread. he’s slowly teasing and bringing himself close to orgasm three times until he actually allows himself to cum with a bitten back whimper. the video ends when his thighs stop shaking.]

[a picture, showing artfully the mess he left behind.]

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bottom dan

Man how I wish I could bite into those thighs

mommy6996

What a good boy you are~

baby girl marie

fuck daddy you made me cum so hard 🥵

 

 

Do you want to send a message to Big Bull @prancingbull ?

(Y/N)

 

yourfavetwink-tehe

hiiii big bull 😚

i’ve noticed you haven’t shared any collabs…

what would you say if i offer myself 👉👈

i promise my pretty little hole will make your dick feel very good hehe

Big Bull

Are you illiterate?

My bio clearly says I’m not doing any collaborations

yourfavetwink-tehe

but you could always make an exception 🥺

both our communities could profit from that, you know?

Big Bull

No

 

You have been blocked by Big Bull @prancingbull!

 

 

Max Verstappen ✓ @Max33Verstappen 3h

Working hard to meet my rivals on the battlefield 😉

[a mirror picture of max flexing his biceps with a cheeky smile on his face.]

829 Replies | 2.6K Retweets | 32.4K Likes

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sally 🏎️ @madmaxstappenstan 3h

i’m sorry a fucking thirst trap from max emilian verstappen was not on today’s to do list WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS 2021

4 Replies | 17 Retweets | 197 Likes

 

angel 🪽 @rbgivesyouwiings 2h

silly season is very early this season (max posted a thirst trap and it doesn’t look cringe, he’s actually hot as fuck)

28 Replies | 101 Retweets | 573 Likes

 

 

Collection #24: Blue. 

[a picture, showing the man in blue boxers, sitting on a chair and stretching his legs out.]

[a picture, same as above, without any fabric but his dick is sneakily hidden by his hand. the pose looks very natural.]

[a video, showing the man with a pillow, with a deep blue pillow case on it, between his thighs, slowly and sensually moving his hips. he’s not rushing himself, but his audible pants increase as he gets closer until he comes with a muffled shout. his thighs clamp around the pillow, muscles flexing visibly and he paws the bedsheets in front of him like a cat until the video ends with him leaning back.]

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Alexa 😚

blue really suits you, daddyy

Maxie 💦

Worth every fucking cent

Paris <3

rode a pillow with you and never came so hard… 

 

 

Earnings 

Total 

€ 2’472’879.48

Subscriptions

€ 1’892’748.52

Tips

€ 385’668.31

Messages

€ 194’462.65

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Max]

16 Nov 2021

Daniel

i honestly don’t know how you’re keeping your cool

because that’s what you’re doing

how are you not stressing out?

because i would stress out

Max

I know

That’s why you’re not in a WDC fight

Daniel

WOAh

you’re mean

Max

Obviously

But to answer your question

I do photography

Daniel

what

are you for real

Max

Yes Daniel

I am for real

Daniel

geez and i thought you’d just have a good post fuck every race weekend

Max

Why are you always thinking with your dick

Daniel

why are you not?

Max

🖕

 

17 Nov 2021

Daniel

back to the photography thing

it’s for your OF isn’t it

Max

Why are you so obsessed with this?

But yes, it is

Daniel

MAXIE

YOU DOG

clearly you enjoy posting your nudes on the internet

Max

I enjoy the money that comes with it

Daniel

as if you need that

you’re a millionaire my gall

Max

As if you would complain about two extra Millions on your bank account

Daniel

mate

you’re kidding

as if you’re making that much for some pics

Max

I’m a top 7% earner, of course I’m making so much with some pics

Daniel

you’re fucking insane

Max

No, I’m just a good businessman 

😸

 

18 Nov 2021

Max

You can not join this business of course

Daniel

why??

i don’t see your name on it

Max

You have just proven to me that you don’t have the smarts for this

Daniel

You have tattoos, your subscribers would immediately connect you to your identity and it would be the scandal of the year

Something you can not afford

Daniel

oh

you’re right

Max

Of course I am

Daniel

no need to be so smug

Max

😺

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

 

 

Collection #33: Champagne. 

[a picture, showing the man in a black suit. he’s leaning against a wall and holding a big champagne bottle. his legs are spread and as always, the picture cuts off right at his shoulders, not showing his face.]

[a picture, similar to the one above, his suit jacket lying on the floor and his shirt is open. he still holds the yet to be opened champagne bottle in his hand.]

[a video, showing the man drinking straight from the bottle, but very messily. the camera captures the champagne running down his chest, making the skin glisten.] 

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Hung Hank

let me lick that champagne for you 😜

Lotta 🍆💦

champagne and celebration fuck with you… my wettest dream rn

Babygirl Bella 🎀

*Has sent a tip (€ 250)* 

 

 

Sitting down with 3 OnlyFans content creators… The harsh truth about being an explicit content creator! 

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Internet Deep Dive | 1.2 Mio. Subscribers 

 

[Transcript]

Interviewer: Talking about safe space in the community… have you ever met people, besides content creator’s you collab or are personally close with, with who you actually feel safe? Because there is stigma around, that some, especially male creators, are not, you know, very safe to be around.

Bella: Sadly, I haven’t. Personally met someone who hasn’t exploited me… which is why I stopped doing collabs, to protect myself… 

Interviewer: I’m sorry to hear that, that really shouldn’t happen—

Ria: And yet it sadly does… Behind the scenes, there will always be some, I don’t know, bad shit going around, shit where you don’t feel safe and I can only get behind Bella’s statement. I have my few people I do collabs with, but only because I’ve known them for years and because even then, I still have an emergency contact that can pull me out.

Interviewer: Oh wow… and you Lexie?

Lexie: I actually know someone I would consider a safe space, like, opposite gender and all that. Well, I haven’t personally met him, but we’ve been messaging each other ever since he started OF—

Ria: Wait really? 

Lexie: *laughs* Yeah! So, there is this guy, he’s a faceless creator and didn’t have any following before he started, which is why it’s like, a bit mindblowing, to see him so successful within not even a year.

Interviewer: Really? Could you tell me more? Who is this guy?

Lexie: So, he goes by Big Bull, his handle is prancing bull by the way, and I actually stumbled across his profile when he had one post up. He already had a few subscribers but the profile was very empty, and I don’t know, something in me just urged me to reach out.

Lexie: We started talking, he actually started his account because he lost a bet to his best friend, and didn’t actually think of continuing. But he did and I helped him a bit with the first steps. Like, setting up other socials, how to do promotions— and honestly, he’s not your usual content creator.

Lexie: He is uh... very blunt, I’d say, but not in a demanding way? He’s not flirty, and it was like fresh air within the whole community, which is why he could build a following so quickly. And despite having never met, I would actually consider him a friend.

Interviewer: Really, why is that?

Lexie: So, he actually helped me out? I was in legal trouble because of a collab and I told him about it, I asked him what he would do, despite, you know, the usual ‘get yourself a lawyer’. He told me not to worry about it, got me one of the best and also hella expensive group of lawyers I’ve ever had, and they solved the matter within a week. 

Lexie: Honestly, without him stepping in, I would probably still have troubles with that one guy…

Lexie: And yeah, after that… I dunno, we got really close. Obviously we won’t do any collabs, since he doesn’t do that and his whole thing isn’t really what I usually do, but I’m still glad I’ve met him. 

Bella: I think I’ve heard about him… isn’t he that one guy who’s doing these collection posts around a theme? Very artsy and photography focused?

Lexie: Yeah! He is, and he has gotten really, really good.

Ria: Big Bull *snorts* Definitely not your usual creator.

Lexie: *Laughs* You could say that!

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

 

 

Collection #44: Forty-four. 

[a picture, showing the man wearing only a purple shirt with the number 44 printed in white. he’s kneeling and his legs are spread. the shirt is a few sizes too big, hiding his most private parts and almost swallowing his big frame.]

[a video, showing the shirt placed over a pillow. the man has the pillow between his thighs, slowly moving his hips to drag his dick over the fabric. his movements become frantic quickly, the microphone picking up his low cursing and heavy pants. it doesn’t take long for the man to come.]

[a picture, showing the man leaning back. the shirt looks rumpled and ruined, the streaks of come smeared all over the fabric.]

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Lolita 💦

Now why does this shirt look like it’s Hamiltons… it even has his number… are you perhaps a fan 👀 If yes, you just got a thousand times more hot

Your cumdump 😚

you riding a pillow is always the highlight of my day 🥵

Lizzie!

i feel like there is a hidden meaning for certain posts but my brain won’t connect the dots. i blame your huge dick for it

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull 10h

A celebration for my darling… and I guess you guys can also take a peek if you have to 😽

[a picture, showing him draped over the hood of a laferrari, with only black pants on.] 

403 Replies | 2.3K Retweets | 10.3K Likes

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star 🌟 @starlightsunlight 7h

okay this is getting ridiculous. first the hamilton shirt now a fucking laferrari celebration post. this man is literally the biggest f1 fan without telling us explicitly he is and i’m showing you WHY. call me crazy all you want but i have connected the dots 

42 Replies | 14 Retweets | 573 Likes

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star 🌟 @starlightsunlight 7h

big bull is not only the biggest closeted f1 fan, he’s also the biggest tifosi, if not lecfosi. my man literally has a collection post (nr16) in the color scheme of ferrari, then he pulls up with today’s post AND GUESS WHAT. charles leclerc, with the race number 16, won today’s race and big bull thought “okay let’s top my last ode to my driver, i’m going to jack myself off in a laferrari and name the post forza ferrari” i see you big bull, and you’re not slick

21 Replies | 33 Retweets | 942 Likes

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star 🌟 @starlightsunlight 7h

also, i forgot to add, but he honored max verstappen's world championship with a collection (nr33) with the title champagne… my man, you’re really not slick. nuh uh

10 Replies | 19 Retweets | 326 Likes

 

 

Collection #61: Forza Ferrari.

[a picture, showing the man shirtless and in black pants, laying on the hood of a red laferrari.]

[a picture, showing the man in a similar setting, now laying on his stomach and subtly pushing his ass up.]

[a picture, showing the man in a similar position, now without any clothing.]

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Mick 💦

my man, you just did NOT spread your jizz all over the leather seat of a freaking laferrari. add big balls to your bio because what the fuck

Clara 💋

So Daddy is not only big but also rich… my pussy got real wet

Mommy 😏

*Has sent a tip (€ 1’000)* 

 

 

[private messages between Lando and Max]

20 Sep 2022

Lando

yo max

daniel told me u do photography

ive been doing it for a while now

do u have any tips

cuz dan told me ur pics are really good

Max

I knew he’s still a subscriber

Lando

wot

Max

Nothing

Yes, I’ve been doing Photography for a while and I’m good

If you want I can show you some things tomorrow

Lando

mint

lemme know the time

u need to show me some pics

cuz he was raving abt them

Max

Let’s see yours first

 

 

Collection #96: Call me Daddy. 

[a picture, showing the man in smart pants and no shirt on. he’s sitting on a black sofa, legs spread.]

[a video, only a few seconds long, showing the man in the same position. he’s leaning back, a silk scarf that looks like a blindfold tangling between his fingers.]

[a picture, capturing the man in motion. he’s pointing between his legs, a sleek pillow on the floor, clearly hinting towards whoever is out of the frame to kneel between his still spread legs.] 

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stephie 💦

i’ll be a good girl for you, daddy 🥵🥵🥵

Baby Boy

Daddy, ur so hot

sugar 😉

i can also call you sir 

 

 

[private messages between Charlie and Max]

18 Nov 2023

Max

We should celebrate together

Charlie

But you have a party with RB?

Max

I don’t care

We were both on the podium together

We are allowed to celebrate

Charlie

If you say so…

Then we will celebrate together 😊

But I need to get ready first

Max

I’ll wait for you Charlie

Charlie

♥️

 

 

Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing 1d

Max has picked up the camera, we think he’s ready for the photography world championship 👀

[four pictures, one showing the sun setting over the red bull hq in milton keynes. one showing an artful shot of the rb-19 in the factory. one showing a ferrari and red bull mechanic standing next to each other, with the ferrari motorhome looming over them. one showing charles in his race suit, smiling at the camera and squinting his eyes.]

12.6K Replies | 23.1K Retweets | 138.2K Likes

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Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc 1d

I look very good, @Max33Verstappen I should hire you to take my photos 😉

2.5K Replies | 6.3K Retweets | 49.4K Likes

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Max Verstappen ✓ @Max33Verstappen 1d

My pay starts at 100k per session 😹

1.9K Replies | 4.9K Retweets | 32.8K Likes

 

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Collection #100: Happy New Year, baby.

[a picture, showing a chaotic bed, with clothes thrown on the floor. there are two sets of black suits, looking rumpled. the sunlight lights up the room in a golden hue.]

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stella

HE IS TAKEN!!! PEOPLE BIG BULL HAS SOMEONE FUCK I CAN NOT COPE

Leon 🍆💦

rip to single big bull, enjoy that dick 

Maria!

*Has sent a tip (€ 100)* 

 

 

[private messages between Schatje and Cherié]

2 Jan 2024

Cherié

If you wake up before I’m back, I went to get some breakfast

I hope Andrea is alright with me spoiling you…

I’ve got those pastries filled with vanilla cream

I think you’ll like them

Schatje

I love you Max

Thank you for bringing breakfast but I’d rather have you next to me when I wake up next time 😞

Wanted you in me again 😋

Cherié

Oh

Is my baby being needy?

Don’t worry, I’m back soon

Schatje

♥️♥️

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull 12h

I might delete my OnlyFans, just so everyone is prepared.

1.1K Replies | 2.5K Retweets | 38.7K Likes

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Big Bull @prancingbull 10h

Never mind, false alarm. You guys better be grateful my partner supports me in that 

1.5K Replies | 4.2K Retweets | 47.9K Likes

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daisy18 @nsfwdaisy18 

big W to big bulls new partner!!! 

3 Replies | 19 Retweets | 927 Likes

 

 

[private messages between Schatje and Cherié]

19 Feb 2024

Schatje

I have thought about it

Cherié

About what? 

Schatje

About your OnlyFans

And mine

https://onlyfans.com/prancinghorse/profile

I demand your next collection to be a collaboration with me

Cherié

Charlie

Fuck

Yes

Yes, of course

Schatje 

😋

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

 

 

Collection #161: A sponsored post: Bisous. 

This collection is a collaboration with @prancinghorse! You need to be a subscriber of both accounts to view this collection. 

[a picture, showing two men embracing each other, wearing nothing but boxers. the smaller man is leaning onto the man known as big bull.]

[a picture, showing the chest of the bigger man. he has lipstick stains all over the skin, in the shape of a mouth.]

[a picture, showing the two men again, bodies glistening with sweat. the smaller man has his face hidden away into the shoulder of the bigger one, showing his muscled back towards the camera. the hand of big bull is twisted into his dark hair.]

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Petit Cheval

Thank you for showing me off, Daddy 😋

Lea 💋

holy shit the bf collab is here AND IT DIDN’T DISSAPOINT WHAT THE FUCK

Rich Daddy 💵

Two pretty boys to spoil, what a good day 

 

 

Petit Cheval @prancinghorse

I’ll be pretty for you if my Daddy allows it 🥰

‼️Only posting collaborations with @prancingbull

❗Do not repost on other sites, Daddy’s lawyers (and mine) will ruin you

Top 5% Earner | Favorite Top 100 Male Creator 

 

 

[private messages between Schatje and Cherié]

19 Feb 2025

Schatje

Happy anniversary mon amour 😘💋

In case you forgot, a year ago I joined OnlyFans with you

Cherié

I didn’t forget, Charlie

I could never

Happy anniversary, Liefje

I have a Collection planned, you’ll look pretty in it

As always, of course 😽

Schatje

You’re the best 

Daddy

😉😉

Cherié

And you are a brat

Schatje

Only for you 😋

 

 

Petit Cheval @prancinghorse has posted a new collection!

 

 

Collection #333: Marked.

This collection is a collaboration with @prancingbull! You need to be a subscriber of both accounts to view this collection. 

[a picture, showing the man known as petit cheval laying on his stomach, a pillow beneath his hips, in a king sized bed. the lighting pulls immediate focus to his thighs, marked with love bites.]

[a video, showing the man in the same position, now joined by big bull. he’s slowly dragging his nails from petit cheval’s neck down his back, leaving red lines on his skin. his movements are slow and focused, within minutes he has the smaller man twisting in the sheets and whining.]

[a picture, showing a close up of petit cheval’s neck and chest, littered with love bites and hickeys.]

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Alex 🍑

you guys never disappoint…

Mommy Isa 😉

*Has sent a tip (€ 500)* 

Raw Dogger 💦

day 193 of me asking if you’re looking for a third 😩

 

 

TOP TEN: Most insane internet theories about the current Grid!

Summer break is always a hard time for many fans within Formula One, and this journalist has the same struggles. With no races for a whole month, there suddenly seems to be a big gap in our life, for fans there are no race weekends to eagerly await, and for us journalists there seems to be not much interesting to write about. 

Which is why I decided to take a deep-dive into the fandom of F1 and gather the most insane theories about drivers, rank and sum them up for you! So buckle up, get a drink ready, it’s a wild read. 

1: CHARLES LECLERC and MAX VERSTAPPEN earn big bucks with explicit content

According to this wild claim, the two drivers earn substantial sums on OnlyFans without even showing their faces but still pushing hints to their true identity…

2: LEWIS HAMILTON is father of four

Apparently, Hamilton has managed to keep his four children hidden away. Theories suggest he has not publicly claimed them because there are four different mothers… 

3: LANDO NORRIS is secretly married to a Miku Hatsune hologram

Fans speculate Norris is married to a Miku Hatsune hologram, based on the loose fact that he hasn’t had a proper partner for years now…

4: ZHOU GUANYU moonlights as designer, the reasoning for his bad racing results

According to online chatter, Zhou's focus on his supposed side career is causing his performance to suffer, apparently he has butchered his racing career on purpose…

5: VALTTERI BOTTAS to leave the Grid to compete in Tour de France

Rumor has it that Bottas is planning to swap his F1 car for a bicycle, leaving the grid to compete in the Tour de France…

6: FRED VASSEUR is not bald, he just shaves

A light-hearted internet theory claims that Fred Vasseur, the current team principal of Ferrari, isn't actually bald but chooses to shave his head…

7: CHARLES LECLERC has an alter ego

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8: ARTON SENNA and ALAIN PROST have covered up their longtime affair with famous animosity

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9: ALEX ALBON is a furry

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10: ZAK BROWN has turned towards satanism

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anon

i’m sorry lestappen is doing what now

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anon

just another day in the chronicles of lestappen…

 

anon

okay you know what, lando marrying a miku hologram would actually explain his bitchless behavior

 

anon

zak turning to satan because god is so tired of him might actually just be the truth

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Max]

15 Aug 2025

Daniel

max

max

did you see this

[linked article]

you and charles got found out

and you told me to not start of because of my tattoos

as if picking the animals of your racing teams is better

Max

It’s nothing

No one will believe this anyways

They will all think this is just another Lestappen thing

Daniel

yeah

no

i don’t think so

but if you say so

i warned you

Max

You didn’t?

You wanted me to post a nude on the Internet

Daniel

well

YOU made it to an only fans account

stop blaming me

Max

😾

 

 

[private messages between Christian and Max]

17 Aug 2025

Christian

Hello Max. I don’t know if you’ve already seen the article, but the main media has picked it up and it’s very unfortunate they did. You and Charles are being suspected of earning money online in a less favorable light. PR has already sent a Mail out with all the information, but I just wanted to let you know that we will work with Ferrari for this one. Please don’t make the situation any worse.

Max

👍

Christian

I mean it, Max. No Grindr jokes anymore, anything in this direction will make it only worse.

They will definitely talk about it in Zandvoort, so I want you to be prepared.

Max

Of course

 

 

[private messages between Lando and Max]

18 Aug 2025

Lando

max

maxie

pls dont hate me

but i subbed to your of

i know its yours

and im very sorry that i also subbed to charles of

u both are absolute freaks

how do ppl still think its not u

man

no wonder ur pics are so great

Max

Please don’t tell me you’re having a crisis like Daniel

Lando

wdym

what did daniel do

Max

Subscribe to my OF from the beginning and never left

Lando

what

Max

It’s his fault anyways

I lost a bet and had to post something on the Internet

As revenge I made him pay

He is still paying

😹

Lando

jesus

ur crazy

nvm

charles is crazy for agreeing to this

matched ur freak or whatever

 

 

1633-truther

dunno what’s more insane, the actual article or the media immediately fixating on the lestappen internet theory and pretending it’s actually true.

lestappkingdom

main media are just like us… lestappies

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Anonymous asked: 

pls don’t come at me but i’ve actually been a long time sub of big bull. when he introduced petit cheval, i became a sub by default because all following posts have been collab locked. i’ve always enjoyed their content because it’s very artful, not just ‘filth’. but anyways, what i wanted to say… ever since the internet article, their earnings went UP

not-a-driver

are you telling me serious motorsport media put two explicit content creators (who might look similar to two drivers but no one has actual proof it’s them) on top 1% on a very popular site JUST BECAUSE A INTERNET THEORY RANKING WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS?????

#silly season came early. and never hit harder #is this how people back in the day felt when scandals hit? #lestappen #onlyfans gate

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[private messages between Schatje and Cherié]

20 Aug 2025

Cherié

I know our teams asked us to not make it worse

But what do you say to another collection?

I just think, that if we stop now, everyone will know it was actually us

Schatje

Just admit that you want to show me off some more 😉

But you are right

Cherié

I always am

And why would I not want to show you off?

My pretty baby, always looking so good for me

Schatje

Max

You can not do this now

I’m still with Ferrari

Cherié

😿

 

 

Big Bull @prancingbull has posted a new collection!

 

 

[private messages between Christian and Max]

2 Sep 2025

Christian

Hello Max. I’ve received some concerning information regarding the whole adult content fiasco. I would like to have a talk under four eyes and ask for your side of the story. Please give me a call as soon as you can. 

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Max]

2 Sep 2025

Daniel

mate

why does christian know about the bet

i just got off a call with him

it was bad

he thinks i’m the reason for the whole shitshow

he told me he’ll have a talk with you but seriously max, this is so fucking bad

max

i won’t get the seat because of it

he’s kicking me out

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Charles]

2 Sep 2025

Daniel

hi charles

i’ve been trying to reach max but he’s not answering so i’m trying with you

it’s really urgent

could you please tell him to answer his texts?

 

Daniel

are you for real

the fucking world is burning and you guys are posting your fucking porn right now

okay listen

it was all fun but that was back then when no one had a fucking idea 

and just because you’re denying it as drivers, you're making jokes on your OF accounts?

this is literally not my fault

you guys are just being so fucking weird about each other like

honestly

charles

i lost my fucking seat because of you

i hope your happy choking on max’s dick

 

You’ve been blocked by this number.

 

 

[private messages between Daniel and Max]

3 Sep 2025

Max

Charles has me told about the messages.

That was not nice of you

I understand that you’re angry, I would be too if I would lose my seat. But Charles has nothing to do with this. 

I’ve been talking to Christian and trying to reverse his decision. 

He has finally told me that the bullshit reason he gave us is because the higher ups have been pushing him to retire you and let a younger athlete into the seat. You have not been delivering for a while, this is a fact. That you’ve basically created the situation I’m currently involved with is only partly your fault, most of it lies with me. I have told Christian this and he is not happy with any of us.

I’m sorry it has come this far, Daniel.

But I have to look after Charles first.

 

 

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[private messages between Schatje and Cherié]

19 Feb 2030

Schatje

Happy anniversary, Daddy 😉

Cherié

Happy anniversary, baby 😸



 

THE BIG REVEAL: CHARLES LECLERC AND MAX VERSTAPPEN COME OUT WITH THEIR SECRETS!

Who still remembers the frenzy of the off-season in 2025? If not, I’ll help you out. Right before the season picked up again, an article hit the internet and the Motorsport world has never been the same. A ranking of the most insane F1 internet theories and sitting on place one, Lestappen. As explicit content creators on OnlyFans. 

It has taken months for everyone to calm down, the two drivers constantly denying being the two anonymous content creators. But now, over ten years later, right after both of them have announced their retirement, they’ve finally come out with the truth…

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