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PAW PATROL 😖
Monday 03: 24 AM
Rin: Nagi.
Where the HELL are you.
Im actually dropping you if you show up late again.
Nagi: :x rinnnnn
Ystdy i tld u tht i was sleeping ovr @ reos
Rin: type properly.
And does it look like i gaf?
Get tf over here NOW.
Otoya: bruh i watched like 8 episodes of naruto waiting for u
Ur always at that damn reos house
Shidou: ongggg bruh snoozefest 3000 lock in
Isagi: im gonna go get him atp
Nagi: no dont
Theyll b suspicious if i leave rndmly
Js wait for me in the car
Shidou: well hurry TF UP or else otoyas naruto episode is finna be blasting out to this neighborhood from the car speaker
Otoya: i have enough data for like 5 more we can do this all night
Isagi: hello js download it on netflix whyre u using data?
Otoya: oh since u got ur degree and know everything 😒
Isagi reacted 😒 to a message.
Isagi: your gear is in the car @Nagi make sure no one wakes up to you leaving
Nagi reacted ✌️ to a message.
Shidou reacted 💋 to a message.
You're the shot for today so u need to hurry UP before the target leaves
Nagi: what
What
Why didnt you tell me
WHY DIDNT U TELL ME
Barou sent a voice note.
‘BECAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON TIME FOR YOUR JOB ANYWAY. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND GET OVER THERE. NOW. NOOWWWWWWWWWW.’
Shidou, Isagi +1 other reacted 😱 to a message.
Rin reacted 🙌 to a message.
Otoya: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO DAMNNNN
Isagi: SHIDOU WHY DID U PLAY THAT VM THROUGH THE CAR SPEAKERSSSSS
Rin: Im firing ALL OF YOU.
Shidou: nagi get ova here NEOW sharty or else mr gorilla glue gnna get u
Nagi: chill i see the car
Open up
Isagi reacted 🙆to a message.
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FIENDS 😈
Monday 09: 00 AM
Meguru: Rise and shine!! :>>
Hiori: GM how was the sleepover
Kurona: did anyone catch fire
Meguru: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Kurona: it was A time 😒
Still mad ab it
Lost my braid that day
Hiori: sent an attachment
Kurona: THERE WAS NO NEED
Meguru: omg kurona without the braid 😭
Chigri: that was an alternate universe
Meguru: ong
Braidless Kurona jumpscare
Kurona: OOOKayyyy how was the sleepover
Chigiri: it was so fun omg 😭i had reo STRESSED on mario kart
Meguru: nagi was so right to bring his switch
Reo's parents told us to shut up via the intercom 😱😱
CRAZY experience
I woke up on Chigiri and his arm was BLUE
Chigiri: it was SO gross omg
I freaked out so bad
Bachira sent an attachment.
Chigiri: WHEN DID U TAKE A PHOTO STOP DELETE THAT
Bachira: LOLLLLL i wish isagi cldve comeee
Kunigami: I’m actually surprised he didnt
Bachira: yh but he was busy that night
Chigiri: the way I have to go to work after all that is crazy
Kunigami: looking for my stuff in this maze is hell
Kill me
Reo: have you guys seen nagi
Hiori: look at this lovesick bum 😒
Reo: STOP
no cause actually he's completely gone and he hasn't answered my calls
Meguru: peeing maybe
Chigri: I DONT NEED THAT IMAGE…
Reo: I checked the bathroom but it's empty
I thought he was mixed in all the comforters but…
Kurona: nagi disappeared?
Otoya: YO YO YO WHATS UP GANGGGGGGG 😣🥶🥶🥶
JUST FARTED
TO DO LIST: TAKE A DUMP ✅ CALL UP THE BAE ✅ TAKE ANOTHER DUMP CAUSE I ATE CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT ✅
Meguru: AW HELL YEAH
You sir just won the internet 😜
Otoya: ong 🥶🥶🥶
Reo: guys??? NAGI???
Otoya: He a grown man bro hell be fine trust
Left for work mayb?
Reo: he doesn't have a job???
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Monday 9:07 AM
Otoya: tried my best 🤟ur on ur own now bro @Nagi
otoya sent a screenshot.
Barou: now why the HELL did you tell them you didnt have a job.
Isagi: nagi literally rule #1 in identity concealing is "make sure you have every excuse to not be somewhere/do something"
Shidou: HEY GANG FAM BROS 🥶🥶🥶
whT happened w sleepyhead
Otoya sent to a screenshot.
Shidou: oh nah 😨
Yeah u cooked buddy
Hate to see a soldier fall w such a good life ahead of u
Rin: nagi if I can pretend i dont know this cockroach everytime i thirdwheel him and my brother i think you can pretend you dont kill peope for a living.
Is that just me? Or am I going crazy? It looks like some of you don't know how to do your jobs anymore.
Otoya: you got bro crashing out nagi
@Nagi you aint getting away lil bro come online
Isagi: this is why i was telling you to go back to reos house instead of ur own
Literally the ENTIRE friendgroup knows u went missing from the sleepover
Like otoya and i can only do so much
Rin: Nagi, you wont be able to keep Reo around for us if you make him suspicious of you. Please do your damn job
Otoya: ISAGI YOICI CHCK GC
Isabi: ACK FULL NAME OK
Rin: please don't tell me he's acting stupid
FIENDS 😈
Monday 09:34 AM
Nagi: gm
Meguru: bruh
Chigiri: hello to you too sleepover ditcher
Where the hell did you go
Reo: nagi ??
Where'd you go
And howd you leave without any of the cameras picking u up
Whyd you leave in the first place
Otoya: bro went on an adventure
Isagi: damn is this trivia night 😒
Meguru: GM YOCCHAN MY POOKIE
Isagi: Good morning bachira!!! hate these homos <3
meguru reacted 💀 to a message.
chigiri: I love waking up with hatred in my heart
Hiori: i thought nagi didnt do anything or go anywhere unless brought there
Like a tortoise
Or a snake
Snakes never move i hate them when i see them at the zoo
Kurona: girl we did not ask
Rin: .
Nagi: went out for lemon tea
Rin: at 3 am
Isagi: that was an interesting excuse
Nagi: :x stop
I did
New flavour
And couldn't sleep
So walked
Karasu: at 3 am?
Otoya: KARASUUUUUUUUU MY POOKIE BEAR
Karasu: hey king
Finally finished my psych essay
Running on like 14 cans of monster
Pink flavor rewired my brain chemistry
But anyway nagi are you SURE you'd go out that late...
there was not a new flavour release cause otoya wodve told me ab it
Reo: nagi …. If u didnt wanna stay the whole night u couldve said so like no ones holding u captive
Nagi: no i wanted to
It was an urgency
Didnt want to worry u
Reo: well now u are ?? what was it
Did something happen at home??
I thought you didn't talk to your parents
Rin: oh my god
PAW PATROL 😺
Monday 09:34 AM
Rin sent three screenshots
Rin: i haven't seen anybody fumble this hard since Shidou.
Shidou: aye watch your MOUTH lil bro
Im the one cooking ur ochazuke tn 😈😈😈
-> Rin: i havent seen anybody fumbl….
Oliver reacted 😂 to a message.
Oliver: this is why you don't have friends when ur in the business! 💪
Shidou: well nagi has only been doing this for like a year
It's crazy to think that at some point he couldn't even hold a switchblade
Baby grows up so fast…
Oliver: why you guys choose nagi to be friends w Reo anyway
Like what
Rin: cause nagi has no opinions so Mikage could easily just do what he wants with him. If we sent a more opinionated person like anyone else in this gc they wouldn't get along
Basically, Mikages plaything.
Isagi: Rin, i told you to not word it like that.
Nagis a person, too
Rin: not my fault Mikage doesnt see him that way.
Its crazy how a band of killers treat him better than his “friends”
But whatever.
Shidou: you always get so emotional when it comes to things like that
Its making me like u
Ew
Gross
Rin: im gonna show sae that so he believes ur js leading him on
Shidou: im sat.
Isagi: still even tho nagis a prodigy i think it was a good call for otoya and I get into the friendgroup too
I feel so bad tho
Omg
Everytime bachira says that im his bestest friend i wanna kms
Like he's so sweet and kind and omg like omg omg omg if ego transfers us to another region and we’re never allowed to contact them again ill die
LIKE WHAT IF I GET SENT BACK TO GERMANY
Rin reacted 😨 to a message.
Otoya: ONG IF I CANT SEE KARASU AND YUKIMIYA AGAIN ILL KMSSSSSSSS
Why did ego have to find such a good band of people
WHY DOES REO HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH SUCH COOL PEOPLEEEEE
Rin: you guys are overdoing it.
Oliver: buddy i think you, isagi AND otoya getting into the friendgroup is overdoing it
Rin: its not my fault i ran into isagi and bobcut at the grocery store
My integration was NOT planned
Nagi: hey
Barou: please die
Please get fired
Please get let go
Please something happen to you
Nagi: hey :(
Rin: Nagi.
Nagi: ik
Sorry
Reo believed me tho
Otoya: he trusts you so much it pisses me off so badddddd
Isagi: omg
Nagi
Id shoot myself
I hate lying to bachira
Omg
Nagi: I hate lying to Reo too, but i don't want him to worry about me being an assassin… so I rather him believe smth silly like me leaving for lemon tea than me going out to end a man's life.
Cause like
Think ab it
Imagine everyone you knew rn found out what you were doing instead of sleeping at night
What if Sae found out the real reason Shidou wears so much makeup is to hide the scars on his face? Or finding out that his little brother Rin has seen more atrocities than he’s able to protect him from?
Or what if the orphanage found out that Oliver and Barou can cook big meals for them all the time because they take the money off a man's head when they’re sleeping?
What if suddenly Karasu starts picking up on Otoya's dodgy habits, or Yukimiya and Hiori start finding Otoya’s texts, calls, appointments, kills, jobs? even if they were snooping for fun?
What if one of us slips up, and sends the location, identity, kill details, shot of the night to the wrong person? To the groupchat? Wouldn’t you rather your loved ones live in blissful ignorance?
So idk i feel like lemon tea is better :x
Shidou: oh!
The way my jaw like
Is gone
Otoya: i teared up reading this
Barou: what
You can think?
This is poetic tho
Ur right on this one and this one only
Oliver: man dont turn my stomach like that i just woke uppp
But yeah u right
Keep up the good work everyone
Isagi: NAGI IM CRYING
THAT WAS SO INSIGHTFUL IM SO PROUD OF YOU
ILL KEEP THAT IN MIND
Rin: Finally taking this job seriously?
Nagi: always have
Rin: good
Maybe ego will let u go on solo missions.
So you're not bothering any of us in the night
Nagi: :0 rin
U got me a promotion
Ur so cool
Thanks
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