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- TickingTimeBomb has created a group chat -
- TickingTimeBomb has named the group chat: immortals only lolol -
- TickingTimeBomb has added 13 users -
SpaceMan: What's this?
TickingTimeBomb: Group chat genius.
SpaceMan: Nice.
LunarSea: I think a group chat between us all is lovely. It's a wonderful idea Timekeeper.
TickingTimeBomb: Thank you water lesbian.
LunarSea: Why do you always call me that. I mean it's technically true but like
TickingTimeBomb: :)
ArsonistGod: oh fuck yea im so down for this gonna tell my parent unit rq
ArsonistGod: thanks time woman
TickingTimeBomb: Anytime.
FireLizard: interesting. is everyone here???
TickingTimeBomb: No. Emo meemaw and the genocidal maniacs aren't allowed.
GoldenEarth: Oh thank the fucking gods.
FireLizard: we are gods tho
FireLizard: also hi ananas :)
GoldenEarth: I know we are it's an expression you dumbass.
GoldenEarth: Hello.
FireLizard: say that to my face coward
LunarSea: Okay you two, please don't get into an argument.
MoonShine: just woke up from my phone blowing up. hi everyone :)
LunarSea: Hi Moonlight! :))))
TickingTimeBomb: Gayass
GoldenEarth: Real.
SlayEraFish: stfu i know you aint saying real like youre not one of the the fruitiest mfs ive ever fucking met
FireLizard: LMFAOOOO
GoldenEarth: Kill yourselves. Now.
FireLizard: no :)
SlayEraFish: nuh uh
SpaceMan: FYM "NUH UH"
SlayEraFish: :)
SwanLake: Oh my... What an interesting time to discover this....
TickingTimeBomb: Welcome to the show bird woman. Make some popcorn cuz the girls are fighting.
SwanLake: I'm not doing that....
TickingTimeBomb: Aight then.
SwanLake: I barely understand this thing, but I like being able to keep pictures on it :]
ArsonistGod: my parental unit is cookin rn
FireLizard: i actually do not wanna hear it from someone whos got a stick shoved so far up their own ass its a miracle it hasnt gone through you completely like a kebab
SlayEraFish: actually the biggest bitch i know but thats why were besties XOXOX
GoldenEarth: Literally neither of you can even type like civilized beings. Pitaya you have a singular braincell that's so useless even dust bunnies could look like the next possible cure for world hunger.
GoldenEarth: That's so real Pearl.
ArsonistGod: gah dayum
ArsonistGod: favorite friend spotted. rip pitaya lmfao
FireLizard: fucking grounded
ArsonistGod: man
FireLizard: shut up i adopted you what i say goes
ArsonistGod: i bet the tree man doesnt ground his son for stating facts
Whimdy: He doesn't. He's quite the lenient father. He's very much appreciative of learning the facts.
ArsonistGod: SEE? YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE.
ArsonistGod: Also sup Windy? :]
Whimdy: Not much. The forest is quiet. It's a nice day out. I've just been watching you all for a while.
Whimdy: - One attachment -
Whimdy: It's nice. :]
SwanLake: How nice. :)
ArsonistGod: Yoooo! That's sick!
SlayEraFish: -._^.
SlayEraFish: hey wait a minute
Whimdy: What?
SlayEraFish: tf you switch your style up for fireboy
ArsonistGod: No clue what you're talking about. Also don't call me fireboy.
LunarSea: He's typing properly now. He started since Wind Archer made himself known.
SlayEraFish: and off goes the gaydar
ArsonistGod: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL TURN YOU INTO SUSHI
TickingTimeBomb: Holy shit I need more popcorn.
FireLizard: - 1 image attachment -
FireLizard: my son and the bad bitch he cant pull because hes autistic
ArsonistGod: Break your legs.
SpaceMan: This is so real. Btw I'm typing this from like two solar systems and seven planets away rn.
ArsonistGod: no one fucking asked you
SpaceMan: @GoldenEarth Yo do me a solid and chase this bastard down with a meteor shower.
GoldenEarth: Bet.
ArsonistGod: this is homophobic
Darktopus: No, it's just some gays turning on each other.
FireLizard: who tf is you?
Darktopus: Abyss.
GoldenEarth: It should've been obvious by their name, but noooo. Your singular braincell needs to have everything simplified.
FireLizard: OH MY FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HOE
GoldenEarth: No.
FireLizard: ill deck your ass in a fight again say this shit to my face
GoldenEarth: Don't tempt me because I will go over there if need be.
SwanLake: Okay, you all must stop being so hostile towards one another. I'm not sure if this was even the intended purpose of this group chat in the first place.
TickingTimeBomb: It wasn't but I knew this would happen regardless so it's fucking hilarious lol
SwanLake: -_-
TickingTimeBomb: Ayyyy
FireLizard: @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster @LotusNechMonster
LotusNechMonster: What do you want Pitaya?
FireLizard: sup :]
LotusNechMonster: .
LotusNechMonster: Never speak to me again.
FireLizard: what the fuck did i do to you guys????
GoldenEarth: :/
FireLizard: IVE APOLOGIZED TO YOU HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES NOW????
GoldenEarth: Yeah, but like alsooooo :/
FireLizard: im so done
GoldenEarth: :/
LotusNechMonster: :/
TickingTimeBomb: :/
SlayEraFish: :/
SpaceMan: :/
Darktopus: :/
ArsonistGod: :/
Whimdy: :/
ArsonistGod: :)
Whimdy: :|
ArsonistGod: :(
SlayEraFish: LMFAO
ArsonistGod: die.
SwanLake: What would Millennial Tree think if he were here?
Treesus: I am. Hello everyone. This is quite fun to watch.
ArsonistGod: YOOOOOO TREE MAN IS IN THE CHAT. BANGER NAME BTW
FireLizard: TREESUS IM FUCKING DEAD
GoldenEarth: "Treesus". That's amazing.
SlayEraFish: hows it hangin tree daddy
GoldenEarth: PEARL WHAT THE FUCK.
ArsonistGod: my honest reaction to that information - 1 image attached -
Treesus: Why, I'm doing quite well. It's a bit hard to get accustomed to owning a device like this, but I am enjoying it so far. I like the little faces you can make. :)
Treesus: Also, what do you mean by that nickname? Are you referring to how I am a father of nature?
FireLizard: CACKLING
ArsonistGod: I can hear you from outside.
Whimdy: If any of you say a word it is on sight.
TickingTimeBomb: I like this fish girl.
SlayEraFish: everyone likes me
ArsonistGod: nuh uh
Darktopus: You're kind of annoying.
SlayEraFish: neither of you are relevant and you get no bitches
ArsonistGod: I swear I just heard Pitaya fall over.
FireLizard: IDID
GoldenEarth: You good?
FireLizard: yee
GoldenEarth: Good.
SlayEraFish: YOOOO THEY HAVE A SOUL
GoldenEarth: Die painfully. :)
SlayEraFish: no :)
FrostBite: ....What the hell.