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Sam and Max excitedly pinned Dandy 704 and CiderTalk to their police department's desk. Sam pinned down Dandy while Max pinned down Cider.
Upon receiving this roughness, the two boys moan loudly in pleasure, happy to be manhandled sexually by an anthropomorphic dog and rabbit.
Sam removed his belt, letting his fancy ass pants drop to the floor, revealing his large, human-looking dog cock. Max didn't wear clothes, especially pants. Instead, his cock and balls retracted from his thin fur.
"Are ya ready, little buddy?" Sam asked Max as he grabbed his cock and teased Dandy's butthole.
"Hell ya!" Max yelled excitedly as he stuck his entire, 10-inch cock into Cider's ass, "Bonzai!"
Sam chuckled at Max's forwardness and decided to stick his thick dick into Dandy's android butt after seconds of teasing.
Sam slowly thrust his shaft in and out of Dandy's tight, artificial orifice. He wanted his dick consumer for the night to take it in and savour Sam's cock power.
Max, however, decided to skip the idea of being slow, or as he called it, "foreplay", thrusting his dick in and out of CiderTalk's ass. He went ballistic on Cider's bunghole, treating it like a fleshlight or that one hooker that lived down the street, which Max would go to for parental guidance and sex.
Dandy reached out for Cider's hand, which Cider grabbed, as the two animals continued to pound their mechanical insides like there was no tomorrow and they were desperate to lose their virginity.
"Hey, Sam." Max spoke as he continued to pound his cyborg slut, "After we pound these guys into semi-submission, wanna head over to Stinky's Diner and get some pancakes?"
"Sure, I'm down for a couple of flapjacks," Sam replied as he continued to pound the Victorian humanoid's flesh-fused circuits, "But the real question is, what do we do with these guys?"
Max went freehand to point at the two cyborgs both he and Max were fucking.
"Eh, we'll just leave them here." Max replied, also going freehand, letting his hands rest on the back of his head (even though he was standing up), "By the time we get back from Stinky's, they'll still be fast asleep like a baby kangaroo that overdosed on Nightly Panadol!"
Sam laughed at Max's nonsensical analogy, "You crack me up, little buddy!"
Sam and Max ceased conversation as their weiners continued to hammer the insides of their robo-sluts for the evening.
They continued to pound their insides, until...
"Leaping lesbians, Max!" Sam shouted, noticing that his dong was very close to releasing his homemade mayonnaise, "I'm about to bust a big, fat, Abarham Lincoin memorium-sized nut into this cyborg!"
"What a coincidence!" Max replied gleefully, "I was about to do the same thing!"
"Let us bust together, little buddy!" Sam said like a religious teacher, "Let us blow our loads into these motherfuckers!"
"You got it same!" Their thrusts slowly started to become more synchronised as the both of them reached their orgasms. Finally, the two simultaneously ejaculated loads of their semen into Dandy and Cider.
"Holy fuck!" Dandy yelled in his IBM, text-to-speech-sounding voice, as Sam released into him. His body quivered and his asshole closed up and his grip on Cider's hand tightened as if he was giving birth and Cider was the (presumed) father.
Cider moaned loudly as Max released gallons worth of his sperm into Cider's arse. The two vocalists passed out, Dandy's upper body landing on the desk, while Cider's body tumbled onto the floor after Max took his hard dick out of him.
Sam and Max finished up for the night. Sam put his clothes back on while Max's dick and balls retracted into his body. The two stuck on deodorant before leaving, locking the door behind them. They headed to Stinky's diner, which surprisingly enough, was still open, about to chow down on some pancakes and coffee as the night went on.
-The End-
noggin_apricot Mon 07 Oct 2024 12:01AM UTC
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