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Summary:

Law goes to Udon to retrieve Luffy. He's not sure what he expected to find, but it was absolutely not Eustass Kid eyeing an oblivious Luffy like a particularly juicy steak. Luffy says he thinks he's just attracted to strong people and Law has no problem that he's apparently not been perceived as strong enough to bother banging in his time on the Sunny. Really. No problem at all. He's fine. Shut up.

["Why do you sound so excited Straw Hat?" Law snapped, mouth twisting darkly as he scowled at the bars to the cell. "Is that really your type?"

"My type?" Luffy repeated, clearly at a loss. "Type of what?"

"He's asking if I'm the type of person you like to fuck-" Kid drawled, voice deeply amused and crackling with intent.

"Oh! Well, I guess, sorta?" Luffy's fingers tapped at his chin as he considered the question, shrugging after a moment. "I dunno, I think I just like strong people?"

Law and Kid stared at him silently for a moment before their eyes snapped to each other. Kid let out a howl of laughter as Law flushed and glared, a flood of different feelings twitching across his face before settling into a mortified bitter scowl of resigned insecurity that he directed at the floor.]

Notes:

For the purposes of this fic, pretend the seastone cuffs were less cumbersome and more like bracelets. And also pretend that the guards are too scared to come see what the fuck they're doing to each other so they ignore all the noise,

I have no excuse, I don't know how this got so long, they're having sex like the whole time. I don't even know.

Takes place at an imaginary point between Luffy and Kid becoming labor camp buds and Kid breaking out to go after Killer.

This should go without saying but absolutely do not put my writing into AI to generate more content and do not post it to other sites.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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            Law stumbled into the cell and the door slammed behind him, guards already walking away by the time he'd straightened up.  He squinted, waiting impatiently for his vision to adjust to the dim light.

            "Traffy?!"

            Law sighed, relief and irritation flooding him all at once at the familiar voice.  "There you are, idiot-"  Law's vision started to clear finally and he looked toward Luffy's voice only to freeze when  he locked eyes with an equally shocked Eustass Kid.

            Their hands flew up to point at each other dramatically as they squawked in unison, "What are you doing here?!"

            "Having a fuckin' tea party, what's it look like?" Kid scoffed, flipping him off lazily as he leaned back against the wall then dropped his arm to hook his thumb in one of his pockets.

            Law rolled his eyes and turned to Luffy, running a critical eye over his body in search of any lingering wounds from his confrontation with Kaido but finding nothing.  "What the hell are you still fucking around in here for?!  It's been over a week, your crew has been worried sick-"

            "Yeah, your crew ."  Kid's goggles moved up and down as he waggled his obscured eyebrows suggestively at Luffy, who giggled and leaned toward Kid with a conspiratorial smirk.  "He doesn't like to admit he cares-"

            "Do you have to make friends with every fucking person you meet?"  Law groaned, crossing his arms and looking down his nose at Kid.  Kid eyed Law for a moment then shifted a little closer to Luffy, smirk widening when Law's jaw clenched.

            Law rounded on Luffy again with an accusatory stare.  "I'm gonna swap your head with your ass if you tell me you already asked him to be part of the goddamn alliance-"

            Luffy's face lit up with a brilliant grin and he bounced a little in place.  "That's a great idea Traffy!  I totally forgot about that!" he exclaimed, turning to an unimpressed frowning Kid with barely restrained excitement.

            "I didn't mean to ask him now you fucking moron!"  Law pinched the bridge of his nose as he ground his teeth and tried to remind himself that he was here to get Luffy out, so if he killed him before he got him out so they could throw him at Kaido then it would have all been for nothing.  "It mystifies me daily that you can make it through your insane life without a fully functioning brain-"

            "Hey, that's not nice Traffy!  Quit being such a prickly grouch and just admit you missed me!"  Luffy snapped back and Law sputtered in outrage as Luffy stuck his tongue out at him from across the room before saying brightly, "Jaggy, you'll join our alliance to take down Kaido, right?"

            "Would you quit callin' me that?"  Kid muttered, rolling his eyes as he looked away and tried to ignore the burning in his cheeks.  "S'not like my name's hard to say like Trafalgar -"

            "I guess I could but-" Luffy looked up at him contemplatively, tilting his head as he considered something before his face shifted to the tiny unhinged half smirk he always got when he was doing something reckless.

            "Kid's all short and serious- I like the way 'Jaggy' feels in my mouth way better so that's what I'm gonna call you," Luffy told him, smirk widening as he asked impishly, "You don't really care, do you?"

            "Nah, guess I could let it slide Monkey," Kid smirked, eyeing Luffy blatantly then making eye contact with Law as he added, "I definitely want my name to feel good in your mouth-"

            " Seriously ?"  Law growled, hackles rising as Kid leered openly at Luffy.  "You better not let his crew hear you talking to him like that or they're gonna tear you to pieces."

            "What are you talking about?" Luffy asked while Kid cackled next to him, head tilted in confusion as he stared blankly at Law.

            Law shook his head and took a deep breath in an effort to calm down enough not to shriek at him with the full force of the incandescent being of rage that he was at his core.  "Did you really miss that he was flirting with you, Straw Hat?"

            "Huh?!"

            "That man is trying to fuck you," Law clarified flatly, scrubbing a hand over his face in irritation.

            "Wait, really?! He is?"  Luffy spun to face Kid like someone had told him there was meat in his pockets.  "You're trying to fuck me?"

            Kid cocked his head to the side, considering Luffy impassively for a beat before letting a slow smirk crawl onto his face.  "I wasn't being particularly subtle ya stupid monkey."

            "Wow, really Jaggy?"  Luffy's face lit with interest, eyes flitting appreciatively over Kid's exposed skin as Law huffed in annoyance.

            "Why do you sound so excited Straw Hat?" Law snapped, mouth twisting darkly as he scowled at the bars to the cell.  "Is that really your type?"

            "My type?"  Luffy repeated, clearly at a loss.  "Type of what?"

            "He's asking if I'm the type of person you like to fuck-" Kid drawled, voice deeply amused and crackling with intent.

            "Oh!  Well, I guess, sorta?"  Luffy's fingers tapped at his chin as he considered the question, shrugging after a moment. "I dunno, I think I just like strong people?"

            Law and Kid stared at him silently for a moment before their eyes snapped to each other.  Kid let out a howl of laughter as Law flushed and glared, a flood of different feelings twitching across his face before settling into a mortified bitter scowl of resigned insecurity that he directed at the floor.

            Luffy watched him with wide eyes for a second then moseyed a couple steps closer to peer at his expression inquisitively.  "Woah, Traffy-  What's with that face, huh?"

            Kid barked out a laugh behind him, still relaxed against the wall as a smug grin settled on his face.  "He's trying to decide how he feels about the implication that he's not strong enough to make you want to fuck him-"

            "Shut the fuck up-" Law snarled, the bridge of his nose going pink as he clenched his jaw in anger and crossed his arms.

            He was preparing to verbally eviscerate Kid when Luffy's confused voice piped up from his side, "Huh?"

            Law and Kid paused and glanced at him curiously as Luffy stared up at Law like he was a puzzle he might have just found the missing piece of.  "But it doesn't really matter how strong Traffy is, he doesn't wanna-"

            " Look at him stupid monkey-" Kid snorted and they both looked over at Law.  Law let a growl of frustration escape him as he felt his cock twitch and he flushed a deeper, more incriminating shade of red under the weight of their stares. "Now tell him he's strong enough to fuck before he combusts with envy-"

            Law's eye twitched as rage coursed through him and he growled, "I said shut the fuck u-"

            "Hang on, wait-"  Luffy interjected and Law's eyes snapped over to find that he had earned the kind of unwavering focused stare he'd only seen in battle before.  "Is he right? Do you wanna fuck me?  Tell the truth, Traffy!"

            " What ?! N-No!" Law stammered, gaze skittering away evasively.  Luffy might not be able to read his body language but Kid was clearly having no such difficulty.

            "No?" Kid sneered from across the cell. "I don't believe for a second that you haven't been jerking it to the thought of that rubber hole for at least as long as you've been on their ship."

            "You're so fucking crass," Law muttered, flush spreading from his nose to his ears and down his neck a bit.

            Luffy reached out and caught Law by the chin, forcing him to look him in the eye.  "I don't think you're being honest Traffy, say it again to my face instead of the floor."

            Law's eyes widened marginally and he tried apprehensively to jerk his chin out of Luffy's grasp but his grip was ironclad.  He pulled Law back so he was trapped looking directly into his bottomless feral eyes as he asked again, "Do you wanna fuck?"

            Luffy licked his lips when Law's breath caught in his throat and his pupils dilated noticeably.  Law bit his lip harshly, a nearly inaudible choked off whine escaping on his next exhale.  He glared defiantly at Luffy and didn't answer but Luffy's smile widened into a knowing grin despite the lack of response.

            "You wanna test how stretchy I really am?"  Luffy's grin sharpened when Law's breath stuttered a little desperately and his eyes roved over Law's face, meticulously darting over every aspect of his incredulous expression.  He looked pointedly at where Law's yukata was peaked tellingly over his cock and asked with a sly glance, "Do you think about me when your hands are on your dick Traffy?"

            "S-Straw Hat-"  Law choked out looking stricken, a throbbing wave of want slowly flooding through his limbs, heavy like syrup.

            "What about when you stuff that ass full of those pretty fingers, Trafalgar?"  A wounded noise escaped Law as his head jerked toward Kid like a startled deer, eyes distrusting and hesitant behind the growing heat beginning to cloud them.  Kid sounded like he wanted Law to think he was mocking him but lust was written blatantly across his flushed face.  "What do you think about then?"

            "I-I don't-" Law protested weakly, eyes darting around like he was going to suddenly discover a way out of the cell and away from this conversation.  "Don't have pretty fingers, you witless fuck. And I- I don't -"

            "I wanna see that-"  Luffy blurted, eyes locked on to Law's hands where they were fisted in the voluminous fabric of his yukata, going distant and unfocused at the same time.  His voice was uneven when he spoke again,  "Traffy does have pretty fingers, bet they'd look awful good with those tattoos pushing in and outta his-"

            Law slapped a hand over Luffy's mouth with a dismayed, panicked look. "S-Stop talking-"

            "They'd look even better sinking into you stupid monkey," Kid groaned, reaching down to palm himself through his pants as Luffy swallowed loudly behind Law's palm.

            Luffy caught Law's wrist and sucked the first two of his fingers into his mouth with a wet obscene lick right up between them that forced a broken punched out whimper through Law's clenched jaw.  Luffy's eyes sparked with an intoxicating mixture of delight and lust as he mumbled around the fingers in his mouth, "Last chance, Traffy- Do you wanna fuck, yes or n-"

            Law's control snapped like a guitar string and he buried a hand in Luffy's disheveled locks, roughly forcing him around so that, when he crushed their lips together and sent them stumbling across the cell, they crashed recklessly into Kid's chest.

            " Fuck , that's hot-" Kid grunted, steadying them by reaching around to grab a handful of Law's ass so he could rut against Luffy without sending them stumbling back to where they started.  "Gonna fuck him right here Trafalgar?"

            Luffy made a noise of protest and nipped Law's lip before slipping out from between them like he was made of air, almost seeming to teleport onto Law's back.  Luffy anchored himself with a hand knotted in each shoulder of Kid's vest and dug his toes in between Kid's hips and the wall so Law was more effectively trapped between them.  "That's pretty persumpchuis of you Jaggy, ever think that maybe I'm gonna fuck him right here?"

            Law flailed when Luffy ground himself against his ass hard enough to knock his hips into Kid's and snarled, "It's presumptuous you illiterate fuck and what the fuck did you just say?  You're the one being presumptuous!"

            A dangerously hungry smile slowly curled onto Kid's face as he took in the ferocity of Luffy's wide grin and eyed the alarm on Law's face gleefully.  "He said he's gonna fuck you Trafalgar and, honestly Monkey?  I had not thought about it, but I'm sure thinkin' about it now."

            Law froze when he felt cooler air on his ankles, then his calves and up to his knees as the bottom hem of his yukata started to lift and he realized abruptly that Luffy was dragging the material up to bunch at the small of his back.  "What do you think you're doing Straw Hat?!"

            "I just remembered from before when we stole all that food and water, Zoro and I were pretty sure you weren't wearing anything under this thing-"

            Kid snorted and Law's eyes narrowed as he growled, "Why the fuck were you and Zoro discussing my-"

            Luffy's loud cackle cut his question short but he answered it regardless.  "Cause there was this big gust of wind at one point and we were both pretty sure we saw-"

            Kid smirked at him, reaching for the growing bustle of fabric and twisting his fingers into it with a low rumble of amusement.  Law's breath caught as his attention shot back to Kid, alarm bells going off when he caught the expression on his face and he twisted to follow his arm to where it was fisted in his yukata.

            "Gotcha," Kid murmured, yanking the fabric hard enough that Law rocked up onto his toes and fell into his broad scarred chest with an irritated growl.

            Law's head whipped up to glare at him in warning and Kid gave the yukata another determined jerk, grinning triumphantly at the loud ripping noise the yukata made when it finally gave under the strain.  Law sucked in a startled breath when the last few inches of the material dragged out from between him and Luffy and the rumpled fabric of Luffy's yukata was pressed against his bare ass.

            "Oh fuck you Jaggy -" Law hissed venomously, breaking off when the neck of his yukata pulled tight then ripped loudly and slipped down off his shoulder while Luffy snickered.  "Luffy!  Would you two quit fucking ripping this thing?!  If you ruin it then one of you is giving me their clothes."

            Luffy dropped his feet back down to the floor and shimmied his own rumpled outfit down, pushing his obi down far enough to free himself from the fabric, then shifted his hips so that his cock was nestled snugly in the dip between the cheeks of Law's ass.

            Law stiffened and looked back over his shoulder warily as he forced out through gritted teeth, "You don't really think- That better have been a joke earlier, Straw Hat- You know I'm gonna be the one doing the fucking, right?"

            Luffy kissed his nose, leaning his forehead against Law's and saying right to his face with a blinding smile and not even a shadow of doubt, "No way, I'm fucking you Traffy-"

            Law blinked at him for a beat, briefly stunned as usual by Luffy's boundless audacity, then pulled back and quirked an eyebrow at him as his mouth twisted into a deep frown. "I must have misheard you."

            "I don't think you did."  Luffy quirked an eyebrow right back at him and Law held his stare defiantly, holding firm and not blinking until Luffy let out a small huff of laughter then hitched his hips lightly against Law.

            Kid was snickering quietly and Law took a deep breath in through his nose, fighting off the base desire to rock back against Luffy and summoning up a glower instead.  "And just what makes you think I'm gonna let you-"

            Luffy reached up and grabbed Law by the hair, cutting him off by pulling him around to face him and shoving him back against Kid. He leaned in to lick a wide wet path from the hollow of his throat up to his ear.

            "C'mon, I let you in all the time Traffy." Luffy flicked his tongue out against Law's earrings and murmured, "I think it's your turn-"

            " This is not the same thing -" Law exploded and Luffy laughed, grabbing his face with both hands and catching his bottom lip between his teeth.  Law bit him back, catching his top lip sharply in retaliation before they melted together and tipped back into Kid again as the feeling of Luffy's cock bumping against his own while they kissed made Law's knees wobble.

            Luffy wrapped his arms around Law's neck and hopped up nimbly to wrap his legs around his waist, moaning into Law's mouth when he predictably turned them to press Luffy's back into Kid again.  Luffy reached blindly for Kid's hand, dragging it between them, and Kid wrapped his fingers around their cocks as he rocked against Luffy.

            "You never let anyone in, not really- Right?" Luffy said quietly, voice unsteady but determined as he added petulantly, "Probably don't let yourself in either-"

            Luffy dragged Law back so he could kiss him again, letting it go messy and loud before growling ferally, "I wanna get so far inside you that you can't shut me out, not ever."

            "Inside's where I keep all my monsters-" Law deadpanned, only a little too breathless to pull it off.

            Luffy bit the top of Law’s shoulder and growled possessively, “Bet you’ve never even touched yourself there- But I want you to let me in, Traffy, all the way -”

            Law made a desperate, overwhelmed noise and Luffy kept talking, barely recognizing his own voice as he ground out, “I want you to trust me- with everything , even your insides, monsters don’t scare me.”

            “L-Luffy, fuck- ” Law caught Kid’s wrist in an iron grip, squeezing tightly and whining softly high in his throat as he tried to talk his body off the ledge with Luffy’s words still echoing in his mind. 

            “You’re an intense little freak monkey, you know that?”  Kid chuckled behind him, letting his grip loosen a little while Law tried to remember how to breathe. 

            Luffy watched Law struggle and licked his lips, sliding out from between them to mold himself to Law’s back.

           "I'm not gonna hurt you," Luffy promised softly as he kissed the jutting edge of Law's shoulder blade.  "So just let me in, okay?"

           Luffy nibbled lightly along the blade before shifting over to lick and kiss his way up Law's spine, sucking a mark on the knot at the top as he waited for Law to respond.

           Law shuddered head to toe and pressed himself back into Luffy as Kid yanked them both back to him.  He closed his eyes for a long moment before he sighed, letting his head drop forward until his forehead was pressed against the firm solid bone of Kid’s sternum, then shakily nodded his consent.

            “Yeah, alright, fine, whatever-” he muttered, twisting slightly to the side to sink his teeth into the meat of Kid’s chest lightly when Luffy grabbed a handful of each cheek and squeezed before spreading them apart lewdly with his thumbs.  Law gasped loudly and bit down harder to muffle the sounds trying to crawl out of his mouth.

            “Watch it-” Kid yelped, hand flying up to tangle harshly in Law’s tousled black hair when one of his teeth broke skin.  

            “Sh-Shuuuduhhhhp- F-Fuck, shut up - Big scary pirate captain like you can’t handle a little biting?”  Law’s hand flew up to slap haphazardly over Kid’s mouth and his back arched helplessly as the feeling of Luffy’s tongue dragging wetly up the cleft of his ass instead of the finger he’d been expecting shocked a filthy unrestrained moan out of him.  “ Luffy!

            Luffy paused, moving to rest his teeth against the swell of Law’s ass like he would an apple.  “Hm?”

            “Where the fuck did you learn-” Law’s voice broke halfway through and Luffy smiled against his ass.

            “Heard Zoro saying this was a good way to get around not having any slippy stuff,”  Luffy said, biting gently at the flesh in his mouth before releasing it with a wet kiss.  “Told you, not gonna hurt you.”

            Law felt Luffy’s breath ghost over his spit slicked, twitching hole and swallowed hard, ducking back down to catch another mouthful of chest between his teeth.

            Kid’s sharp inhale was too loud to pass as unbothered and Law hummed softly, looking pleased as he stared at the mark on Kid’s chest for a minute before shifting to a third place.  Law looked up defiantly as Kid rasped furiously, “Don’t you fucking dare Trafalgar- Fuck- ” he broke off with a groan when he made the mistake of glancing down Law’s curved spine.

            Luffy had glanced up to see what Kid was complaining about and seen him trying to pull Law away from the center of his chest, face flushed an enticing shade of pink.  He made eye contact from up Law’s back and Luffy grinned mischievously at him.  

            He shouldered Law’s legs a little further apart before grabbing the left one behind the knee and pushing it up the wall.  “Hey Jaggy, think you can hold this for me?”

            “With pleasure,” Kid growled, releasing Law’s hair to curl his fingers around the offered knee tightly.  Kid yanked his leg up until Law was barely balanced on the ball of his remaining foot and smiled viciously at the way Law was baring his teeth at him around the bright red skin caught between them in a wild snarl.

            “Perfect Jaggy,” Luffy’s voice was thick and graveled, “Now make sure you don’t let go no matter what, got it?”

            “Wouldn’t dream of it Monkey,” Kid assured him, looking down at him with begrudging approval.

           Law choked, yanking at his leg when Luffy dragged his thumb across the much more easily accessible target. Luffy hummed in satisfaction when Law's entire body jolted in place as he pushed against the space behind Law's balls with his thumb.

           "Gonna eat you alive if you don't let go of my fucking leg-" Law threatened Kid hoarsely, biting down again with a muffled snarl when Luffy flattened his tongue to lick firmly over the tight ring of muscle and he lost his balance when Luffy jabbed at the very center of it with the tip of his tongue.

           The feeling of Law’s sharp teeth digging into his skin sent Kid’s head flying back with a groan as he tightened his hold on Law’s leg and pushed back against the sharp bursts of pain on his chest mindlessly.   “ Fucking goddammit- Trafalg- Ahhhah- Trafalgar!  You fucking asshole- Would you pick a less fucking visible spot?!”

            “Nope,” Law grunted, one hand slipping up to tweak one of Kid’s nipples as he caught the other between his teeth and Kid yelped again.  Luffy edged a finger in with his tongue and Law made a low noise of unease as he deftly unbuckled both straps holding Kid's haramaki on while he was distracted and it fell to the ground.

            Kid startled at the sudden absence of the heavier leather that had been preserving his dignity until then.  He rolled his hips into Law’s through the suddenly much thinner fabric barrier between them and his eyes drifted shut, lashes fluttering against his cheeks as he hummed in satisfaction.

            “How about this-” Law panted, licking up a stray drop of blood on Kid’s chest before moving to the next spot and biting.  “Let me go, or I’m going to get my hands in your pants and start opening you up with my pretty fingers -”

            “The fuck you are-” Kid grunted, trying to figure out how to stop him when his only hand was occupied.

            Law rolled his eyes and said slowly, “Well, you’re gonna have to let go of my leg if you want to stop me so-”

            “Actually, that’s a pretty good idea Traffy- I’ll be right back!”

            Law and Kid paused, blinking dumbly at each other as Luffy abruptly darted away.

            “Did you have an idea?” Kid hissed at Law, looking confused.

            Law sighed exasperatedly.  “No, but I said something that made him have an idea and to him that’s the same thing.”

            They looked over as Luffy spread his yukata out on the floor, separating the layers to cover as much of the dirt floor as possible.  Kid let go of Law’s leg and, when they turned to watch Luffy, Law’s torn yukata slid down to puddle at his feet.  He stilled and looked down mournfully at the soft fabric then eyed Kid’s pants covetously.

            “If that’s unwearable it’s your pants I’m stealing,” Law declared dryly as Luffy darted over and stole it to add to the nest he was building.

            Kid’s eyes tracked the lines of the tattoo on Law’s back, reaching out to trace the curves with a fingertip as they waited for Luffy to finish scurrying around and refocus.

            Law shivered a little, goosebumps spreading across his shoulders and down his back at the touch.

           "Who'd you trust enough with your back to get something like this done?"

           "Bepo," Law answered reticently after a long pause.

           Kid trailed a finger down one of the longer lines as he asked, "Your Mink friend, right?"  

           Law looked back at him surprised. "Most people just call him a bear."

           "Most people are dicks," Kid replied easily, glowering a little as he added, "If he was on my crew, those people would be dead if they did it more than once."

           The corner of Law's mouth quirked up in a grin after a minute but he didn't say anything.

           "What?" Kid demanded after another minute, frowning at him.

           "You're a good friend Kid."

           Kid looked startled and his cheeks flushed as he looked away with a grimace.

           Luffy considered the makeshift kind of bed he’d fashioned out of his and Law’s discarded clothes then turned to them with a decisive nod.  

           “Okay, Jaggy you lay down first-” Luffy said brightly, pausing as something occurred to him. “Oh, but you should probably take your pants off now so they aren’t in the way later.”

           “Don’t tell me what to do-” Kid grumbled before he processed the rest of the suggestion and froze.  He cocked his head suspiciously at Luffy, narrowed eyes flashing threateningly as he repeated flatly, “In the way?”

           “Yeah-” The smile Luffy gave him was all teeth and ferocity, brow furrowed with an obstinate determination.  It was a look Kid had only seen in that intensity while they’d been inside that hippo’s mouth and he swallowed reflexively, a terrified shiver going down his spine, when Luffy added confidently,  “When we fuck you.”

           Kid scoffed derisively, balking as he looked from Law’s smug face to Luffy’s earnest one uneasily.  “You’re both out of your goddamn minds if you think I’m-”

           Luffy’s eyes flashed as he squared his shoulders and snapped impatiently, “You’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna let you fuck me when I’m making Traffy wait til next time.”

           “You can take them off yourself or I can shred them, your choice-” Law said condescendingly as he shifted behind Kid, reaching around and digging his fingers into the fabric until they poked through with a threatening rip.

           “I thought you were gonna steal them when we were done-” Kid hissed, trying to swat his hands away.

           “I’m fine being naked if you’re naked too-” Law shrugged amicably, shooting him a razor sharp smile.  “I’m not the one with most of another captain’s jolly roger bitten onto my chest.”

           Kid looked down at his chest as Luffy started giggling and he felt his cheeks burning as he realized Law’s jolly roger was three quarters of the way completed already.

           “Fucking dammit Trafalgar, I’ve got sensitive skin-” Kid rasped indignantly. “That’s definitely still gonna be there tomorrow you asshole.”

           Law grinned and said disdainfully, “I fail to see how that’s my problem.”

           Kid growled in frustration and looked back at Luffy beseechingly, something reproachful in his eyes. “C’mon stupid monkey, lemme-”

           “Maybe next time Jaggy-”  Luffy grabbed him behind his knees and pulled his feet out from under him, tumbling them down onto the nest he’d made with a giggle as Kid swore colorfully.  

           He settled in on Kid's stomach and rutted his cock against his abs, leaving sticky smears of precum across the planes of muscle and scarred skin.  “I’m gonna be king of the pirates and I feel like if I let you fuck my ass tonight, you’re gonna think you’re better than me somehow.”

           Kid huffed out a laugh as he struggled and bucked under Luffy’s nimble weight, determined to throw him off.  “Oh yeah?”

           “Yeah, and Jaggy-”  Luffy paused and caught his eye, smile completely feral as he teased, “You’re not.”

           Law snorted into his hand behind Luffy as he watched Kid slam his forehead up into Luffy’s with a reckless smirk that Luffy matched, giggling a little at the impact as Kid shot back,  “You cocky little shit-”

           “Seems kinda like you think if you don’t make me let you fuck my ass, you’re not gonna get to be pirate king but Jaggy-” Luffy panted, snagging Kid’s wrist with one hand and slamming it on the dirt floor next to his head.  His other hand slipped behind him to tug blindly at Kid’s pants until they were loose enough for him to attempt to push them down.

           Law rolled his eyes and sank gracefully to his knees so he could guide Luffy’s hand back to hover over Kid’s cock where the head was just peeking out from the waistband of the loosened pants.  Law smirked and let Luffy’s hand go, quickly grabbing Kid’s pants by the sides so, when Luffy’s hand made contact and Kid bucked his hips with a strangled noise, Law was able to jerk them out from under his ass without a struggle.

           “I’m gonna be king of the pirates no matter whose dick goes where, get it?” Luffy bit his way up Kid’s jaw to his ear and purred, “So be good and let us fuck you, ‘kay?”

           Kid stared up at Luffy, eyes huge as Law finished dragging his pants off his ankles and rubbed his palms up the backs of Kid’s calves.  Kid’s breathing hitched then sped up a little as Law’s hands caught at the backs of his knees and pushed them up so he could settle on the ground between them behind Luffy.  

           Law leaned in and nipped at one of the tense tendons under his fingers, smirking when Kid kicked a foot blindly at him and he reaffirmed his grip as he straightened up to peer over Luffy’s shoulder.

           Kid grunted, glaring at Law when he let all of his weight rest on his hands and it pushed his splayed legs even further apart.  He shivered as he felt air breezing by his hole, abruptly becoming aware of just how exposed he was and flexing his legs against Law’s weight to adjust back to a less vulnerable feeling angle.

           Luffy ducked in to brush his lips over Kid’s and Kid jerked away, nostrils flaring as he eyed Luffy like he was a bomb. “The hell are you doing?!”

           “Did you get brain damage fighting Kaido?” Luffy laughed, breath warm as it ghosted over Kid’s cheek and up the grooves in his scarred face.  “I’m kissing you dumb dumb-”

           “Well would you fuckin’ cut it out-” Kid snapped, thrashing his head back and forth to avoid Luffy.  “I don’t kiss people stupid monkey!”

           Luffy pulled back and blinked placidly at him, tilting his head like Kid was speaking another language.  “But I wanna kiss you.”

           Kid gave him a weirded out mystified look and demanded, “ Why ?”

           “Cause people are probably too intimidated by you to kiss you but I think you look like fun, Jaggy- You don’t scare me one bit!”  Luffy’s eyes lit with a manic gleam as he licked his lips and Kid felt his cheeks flush. “And I wanna taste you.”

           Kid ground his teeth at Luffy and looked away as he growled, “I'm not a fucking snack-”

           “Alright fine,” Luffy said with an exaggerated shrug. “If you're so scared I'm gonna be better at it than you-”

           “Who’s scared?!”  Kid grabbed him and smashed their mouths together violently, “Stupid fucking monkey-”Luffy hummed and kissed him back in kind for a moment, all teeth and hair pulling and grunting, then reached up and caught him by the jaw, mumbling against his lips, “That was great Jaggy, but I wanna do it like this-

           Luffy held him there as he backed off so their teeth weren’t in danger of clashing and slowly kissed him, sucking and licking delicately without pushing past his teeth until Kid’s breathing was erratic and his limbs were twitching around desperately.

           Kid tried to pry him away by his hair but Luffy recaptured his wrist tightly with the hand not holding his chin and pinned it back in place over his head.  He leaned in to lick and kiss up the jagged edge of the scar on his neck as Kid bit his lips together, the strangled whimpers he was keeping in his throat just as easily identifiable as if he’d let them out in the first place.

           “Quit bein’ so fucking soft with me-”  Kid broke off with a whine when Law reached around his thigh to trail a finger down his side, from the top of his ribs to the top of his hip, and Kid writhed as his entire body fizzed with a fresh wave of arousal at the touch.

           Luffy’s eyes darkened as he replied with a firm, “No.”   

           “F-Fuck, please -” Kid panted, voice devoid of the murderous tone he used when he was being ‘tough’ and instead graveled, shaky and less deep when he wasn’t half shouting.  Kid’s voice broke on the plea and Luffy pressed in close to slowly lick his way into Kid’s mouth, tickling gently at the roof and twining around his tongue sensually.

           Luffy finally pulled back enough for Kid to suck in a desperate breath.  He bit his lip harshly to stifle the noises trying to break free as Luffy trailed open mouthed kisses down his neck.  “You didn’t make Trafalgar kiss you like this, why-” 

           “Cause you deserve to have someone treat you nicely sometimes Jaggy-”  Luffy murmured against his pulse.  “Traffy doesn’t need that from me.”

           A muffled wordless shout of frustration escaped Kid when Luffy gently carded his fingers through his spiky red hair and scratched lightly at his scalp. Law watched him make a deliberate effort not to lean into the touch like a cat and laughed quietly.  “Fucking infuriating, isn’t it?  His whole fucking crew is like that, so fucking nice it makes your skin feel like it doesn’t fit right until you realize there’s no catch, they really just want you to feel good.”

           For the second time that night, Luffy seemed to vanish only to reappear behind Law.  Law and Kid stared at each other in surprise.  Law’s eyes flicked down then up with a smirk and Kid reached out to run his fingers down Law’s smooth tattooed chest.  “Fuck Trafalger, how is your skin so fucking smooth?  You’ve gotta have scars-”

           Law let out a low chuckle despite himself, shaking his head a little before saying fondly, “Just because you two idiots don’t bother taking care of your wounds doesn’t mean no one else does- I’m a fucking doctor.  They scar less when you actually take care of them.”

           Luffy's hand landed in the center of Law's back and shoved hard, slipping up his spine to grab the back of his neck and force his shoulders down while his arms were still hooked around Kid's knees behind him and his ass was in the air.  Law sighed heavily in resignation as he tried and failed to feel anything resembling a bruised ego at being posed like a doll to be played with and only managed to get even harder.

           "Don't let go of his legs Traffy, 'kay?"

           Kid was shoving himself up on his elbow, trying to see what was going on, when Law sucked in a startled breath and dropped his head onto Kid’s shoulder with a hiss.  He glanced down Law’s arched back to see Luffy slide two fingers in next to his tongue and Law moaned into his neck.  Kid shifted to look down between them, realizing abruptly that Luffy had reached between Law’s legs to grab his cock and angle it down toward his ass.

           Law let out another long low moan, and Kid glanced to see Luffy was edging a third finger inside.  Law watched dizzily as precum welled up at the tip of his cock, not quite enough to drip yet but enough to shine in the low light and he breathed out, “L-Luffy, the hell are y-

           Luffy pulled back to check his aim then smirked as he hooked the fingers still inside Law to press firmly on his prostate, wringing a shouty punched out sob of a moan out of Law. Luffy grinned in satisfaction when Law’s cock jerked and a stream of precum dribbled down to splatter over Kid’s hole.

           Kid’s eyes went wide and horrified as he felt the sticky fluid land across his skin, making a strangled sound when the last of it landed dead center on his asshole which, Kid was rapidly realizing, he didn’t think he’d ever actually bothered to look at before.

           It was pink and vulnerable and far too small for anything to- to-  A fresh wriggle of fear and arousal flooded down his spine as Luffy’s fingers brushed against his skin, collecting the fluid and tracing the rim of his hole.

           “W-What are you-” Kid gasped when Luffy’s finger pushed, sliding in to the first knuckle and sliding back out to push more in.  Kid moaned through a grimace as he watched Luffy press everything Law had given inside of him, eyes widening when Law’s breathing hitched against his neck and he made a wrecked little hiccup of a moan.

           “F-Fuck, ya filthy little shit-” Kid gasped, falling back against the ground when his elbow gave out at the feel of another stream landing and shoved his fingers through his hair over his crooked goggles.  This time when he pushed it all into him, Luffy sunk his finger in as far as he could and Kid felt his hole spasming around it as his body reflexively fought the intrusion.

           “If you say fucking Zoro told you about this too-” Law breathed out shakily, watching heatedly as Kid squirmed.

           “Nah, that was just an example of my brilliant on the fly creative problem solving skills.” Luffy laughed brightly and leaned forward to lick teasingly at Law’s slightly loosened entrance as he added, “Hey Jaggy, need you to do something- I can’t do my whole stretchy thing right now so I can’t reach the right spot with my tongue, I need my other hand but then I won’t be able to aim the lube-”

           “Y-You want me to-”  Kid stammered as Luffy shoved his tongue back into Law with a happy hum.

           “Clearly,” Law groaned, asking sarcastically, “You can aim, right Jaggy ?”

           “Shut up Traffy -” Kid snapped, rolling his eyes as he looked apprehensively at his hand, then down at how his slightly shiny, puffy hole was clamped around Luffy’s finger and finally landed on Law’s cock.  Heat prickled in his cheeks and down his spine as he felt his resistance waning, the pleasure overriding the alarming experience of vulnerability finally as he reached down with his trembling hand to wrap his fingers around Law’s dripping cock.

           Law’s hands clenched, digging sharply into the meat of Kid’s thighs, as Luffy abruptly hooked three fingers into his ass with his tongue and rubbed gently at the spot, another flood of precum spurting out with a low helpless moan.  Kid felt the throb of Law’s cock right before the liquid shot out, taking a fortifying breath as he aimed toward his own ass through the haze of mortification.

           “Great shot,” Luffy giggled and shoved a second finger into Kid without preamble after collecting enough of the slick, sealing his lips around Law’s hole and forcing a mouthful of spit past the slight resistance.

           Kid squirmed impatiently when the long drawn out wrecked groan Law let escape shot through him like fire.  “Get a move on monkey, m’not gonna break-”

           “Careful what you ask for Jaggy.” Luffy huffed out a laugh as he pulled his fingers back and shoved Law’s hip hard enough that he toppled to the side and fell back against Kid’s thigh.

           “The fuck’re you- Nngh-”  Law broke off, breath knocked right out of him when Luffy shoved four fingers back into him and leaned in to lick the head of his dick.  “W-Wait, wha-”

           “I need more if I’m gonna go any faster-” Luffy explained bluntly, stretching his fingers around to gauge how much more prep he needed to do.

           Law gaped down at him.  “Wh- What?!

           “C’mon Traffy-”  Luffy sucked the head of his dick into his mouth and twirled his tongue around it before pulling back to smirk up at him. “I can cum like three times without a break-” Luffy sucked at him again, dipping all the way down this time before pulling back to the tip and snickering up at him, eyes dancing with amusement.  “I know you’re like old or whatever but you can still manage two right?”

           Law stared at the rocks above with a long suffering sigh. “I’m seven years older than you Straw Hat, not two fucking decades.  Of course, I can-”

           “Yeah?”  Luffy giggled against the head of Law’s cock and swallowed him down without another word, rubbing circles on his prostate and humming around the bulk in his mouth.

           “Need you to cum for me now then, Law -” Luffy moaned, drawing the head into his mouth and sucking wetly as he flicked his tongue against the underside.  

           Law pushed one hand into his hair and bit into his forearm to muffle the noise of his orgasm, eyes squeezing shut as he fell back onto Kid’s thigh and pinned it wide with his dead weight.  He watched dizzily as Luffy shifted over to Kid, fingers digging demandingly into the bottom of his thick thigh as he shoved at his leg and forced it back.  Luffy let go and slipped his grip under to grab Kid’s hip so he couldn’t scramble away from him.

           Kid’s arm flailed back, pushing himself up enough to look down at Luffy nervously.  His legs were pinned as wide as he’d ever had them, one behind Law’s back as he leaned his entire weight on it and one hooked over Luffy’s shoulder, locked in place by the iron grip on his hip.  Luffy nuzzled against his inner thigh and made a happy noise.

           “Your little hole is so cute Jaggy, I can’t wait to see how good it looks all fucked out and messy with cum-”

           Before Kid could react to the tidal wave of mortification, Luffy ducked in and sealed his mouth over the little pink pucker, stabbing his tongue as far in as he could and pushing his entire mouthful of Law’s cum past the slight resistance into his ass.  Kid’s legs kicked out and he snarled as he felt the wet fluid rush in followed by two fingers.

           “Tell us if you wanna slow down.”  Luffy pulled his fingers almost all the way out and pumped three back in to fuck the mess deeper into him, aiming straight for Kid’s untouched prostate.  Something high pitched and desperate tore out of Kid as his back arched, eyes rolling, and he flailed a little when Luffy didn’t pause this time before shoving right back in to hit it again.

           “Jaggy, hold your leg back- Gonna need one of Traffy’s hands.”

           Kid stared up at him for a moment, trying to summon up the will to protest and coming up alarmingly dry.  He bit his lip and his gaze slid off to the side as he slowly moved to hold his own leg back. 

           “Traffy, get back over here and finish this last bit while you remember how to breathe-” 

           Luffy’s fingers drew back with an obscene wet noise and Kid forgot how to think when Law rolled back on top of him languidly, catching Kid’s other leg and running his fingers along it.  Kid watched Law’s fingertips slide down the back of his thigh, heading straight for the messy wet pink hole he distantly acknowledged was his.

            Law smirked down at him and Kid’s eyes widened when he didn’t hesitate to press three fingers right back to where Luffy had been working him open.  Law spread his fingers and twisted and Kid’s back arched as his breathing hitched with a whine.

           Law licked his lips as he pulled his fingers out just enough that the tattoos were visible again, skin slicked with cum and spit, and glanced up to watch Kid watch the inky black letters disappear past the puffy rim to stretch out inside of him.  Law looked back down as he did it again and they watched together for a minute before Law murmured hoarsely, “Well what do you know, guess my fingers are a bit pretty when they’re inside you-”

           Law broke off, head whipping up to look over his shoulder at Luffy with wide eyes when his hand landed heavy in between his shoulder blades and he processed that the wide blunt pressure trying to ease into his body was Luffy’s dick.

            “You expect that not to hurt?” Law hissed, fingers trembling in Kid’s ass where they were resting against his prostate.

           Luffy shrugged dismissively and said, “If it does then I’ll open you up more and try again, okay?”

           “You already had four fingers and your fucking tongue in there, why does it feel-” Law’s voice choked off into a slightly hysterical sounding moan, still overstimulated after cumming so recently, eyebrows scrunching together plaintively as he squeezed his eyes shut and tried to breathe through the weird sensation of accepting something into his body.  

           Law shakily pulled his fingers halfway out of Kid and pushed back in unrelentingly, rubbing at his prostate and trying to focus on the way Kid was flailing around and hyperventilating as his head tossed back and forth instead of the dull ache slowly spreading through his ass as he slowly managed to relax enough to drag a full breath in.

           “-algar!  Fucking hell, goddamn Trafal- Please- Nngh- Traf- LAW-

           Law finally heard the frantic moaning pleas as his pulse stopped hammering in his ears and he blinked down at Kid blearily.  Relief washed over Kid’s face when Law made direct eye contact with him finally.

           “Fuck,” Kid panted when Law finally pulled his fingers back and the sound of Luffy snickering into Law’s neck seemed to become infinitely louder without the constant stream of desperate cursing and pleading to drown it out.  Kid glared furiously at Luffy as he tried to catch his breath, face flushed and sweat damp, hair disheveled and goggles crooked to the point of nearly falling off.

           “Wow, Jaggy’s as red as his hair right now!” Luffy exclaimed, voice hoarse but thrumming with warmth and affection.

           “Red? I’m surprised I’m not blue , you fucking assholes-” Kid snarled, heart still racing.

           “Don’t be silly Jaggy, you couldn’t have been making so much noise if you weren’t breathing-”  Luffy slipped his hand down to guide Law slowly forward without being too obvious about it.

           Kid smacked him in the side of the head and looked up at Law, who was finally gasping out a weak breathy, “S-Sorry-”

           Something bumped against Kid’s still too sensitive hole and he locked eyes with Luffy over Law’s shoulder.  Luffy latched onto Kid’s goggles with his free hand, pushing them back off his head and slipping them around his own neck in one smooth movement.  Kid tried to grab them back from him but Luffy ignored him and angled the head of Law’s cock to catch against the twitchy ring of muscle with the movement.

           Kid froze mid lunge when Law’s cock nudged more firmly against his loosened defenseless hole,  swallowing reflexively as a shiver went up his spine.  

           “You breathing Traffy?” Luffy whispered in his ear and Law rolled his eyes over to glare at him.

           “Yep.”

           “Does it hurt?”

           Law considered for a moment before settling on, “Not exactly-”

           “How about this,” Luffy pulled back an inch then rolled his hips back into Law’s, pushing back in and brushing over Law’s prostate.  Law leaked where he was pressed against Kid, head slipping in just enough with the extra fluid to make one of Kid’s legs kick out as he gasped and Law hummed in approval.

           “Moving is better than not moving, I think-” Law ventured, thoughts scattering with every shift of Luffy’s cock inside of him, 

           Luffy pulled out a little more, rocking in slightly faster and, when Law pushed back slightly against him, he grinned.  Law sucked in a noisy breath when Luffy’s cock dragged halfway out before slamming back in.  A wheezing grunt escaped him at the impact as his cock nudged hard enough at the center of Kid’s hole that it almost pushed right through.  Law bit his way sharply up Kid’s neck, starting to press forward so slowly that Kid’s thighs quivered with the strain of trying to stay relaxed.  

           “Quit fuckin’ around-” Kid ground out, shooting him a glare.

           “Oh?" Law nipped the hinge of his jaw, just under his ear, and he smirked. "You don’t want me to be nice to you?”

           “ Fuck no- Want you to fucking-” Kid snarled and the head of Law’s cock popped past the resistance as his back arched and he moaned helplessly, clenching around him as the words  “If you’re gonna fuck me then fucking break me - ” shot out before he could claw them back and Law’s eyes went wide with shock before flooding with a ravenous sort of hunger as Kid realized what he’d said and froze.  “I-I mean-”

           “How about we just take you apart a little first?” Law murmured, hitching his hips back and slowly pressing another inch into Kid until he tightened and let out a hiss. Law paused, looking down at the way Kid’s rim was stretched tight around his cock and felt Luffy start to pull out.

           “You think I can fuck him through you if I fuck you hard enough?” Luffy asked, tone playful as he nudged the ridge of his cockhead in and out of Law’s hole, puffy rim bumping over the ridge obscenely in a way that was making rational thought nearly impossible.

           “ Luffy ! Don’t-” Law looked back at Kid and swallowed hard, bracing his hands on Kid’s shoulders and doing his best to anchor himself in place so Kid would have a moment to adjust.

           Kid watched him gnaw on his lip, eyes glassy and dark as Luffy’s hips snapped forward again.  Law’s brows furrowed in the middle as the impact knocked the breath out of him.  Law’s mouth fell open, a raw guttural noise bursting out of him as he tried to drag in air, and Kid’s eyes caught on the drop of blood welling up on Law’s lip.  He barely realized what he was doing until he felt Law’s breath stutter on his lips as the taste of iron broke over his tongue.

            Law snarled as he leaned in and kissed Kid savagely, biting lips and tongues as noses bumped indelicately and nails scratched too hard over sensitive skin.  Law pushed another inch or two in as they clawed and bit at each other like animals and Law swallowed the steady stream of gasping curses and pleas pouring out of Kid’s mouth. Law broke the kiss and Kid could feel his voice vibrating against the pulse in his throat as he panted, “F-Fuck, you’re doing so good- So fucking tight -”

            “Ngh, n-no- I’m n- Fucking goddammit -” Kid wheezed, eyes screwed shut as his hole spasmed around Law’s cock. Kid’s teeth were gnawing on his lip, cheeks flushed and brow scrunched plaintively, his chest rising and falling too quickly to be anything but anxiety- Eustass Kid, completely undone by half a cock up his ass.

            Law bit his lip as he tried to dismiss how disarming it was to see him so out of sorts, there was no way he was really thinking the impulsive irrational brute was even the slightest bit cute.  “Take a deep breath, focus on relaxing when you let it out-  You’re already halfway there-”

            “ Shut up - Hang on, did you just-” Kid’s eyes flew open with a distressed noise.  “ HALF ?!”

            “Halfway?” Luffy hooked his chin over Law’s shoulder to peer down at Kid.  Luffy’s tone was antagonistic and superior and Law ground his teeth as he tried not to rise to the bait.  “What are you taking so long for Traffy? Can’t get used to it if you don’t put it in-”

            Law fumed, closing his eyes for a moment to regain a semblance of control, and scoffed at himself as he muttered venomously, “I can’t believe I let you put your dick in me-”

            “Wha- Hey!  Take that back right now-” Luffy squawked, frowning belligerently at him. “I put my dick in you great-”

            “You’re not supposed to just shove it all in, idiot,” Law growled back at him.

            “You liked it just fine-” Luffy pouted, lip jutting out dramatically.

            Law stared at him for a minute then shook his head derisively.  “You really are the dumbest fucking mor-”

            “Quit calling me stupid, Stupid!” Luffy yelled and Law’s eye twitched as he reached maximum levels of rage.

            “I’m serious!” Law yelled back before he could stop himself.  “How can you simultaneously be someone with both the audacity and resourcefulness to use me as a human fucking lube dispenser and still not have a goddamn ounce of common sense?!”

            “Both of you are fucking morons-” Kid grumbled, rolling his eyes at them when he started to breathe more evenly.

            “Shut up!” Law and Luffy snapped at him together.

            Kid glared up at them as indignantly as one could with half a cock up their ass and smacked Law’s forehead hard enough to knock his skull back into Luffy’s nose as he hollered, “ Quit bickering while you’re in my fucking ass -”

            The slap of flesh on flesh rang out and Law lurched forward with a sharp gasp, the force of Luffy slamming into him sending another two inches of cock straight through Kid’s speared asshole.

            Kid’s head hit the ground as his back arched with a loud gasping cry and Law curved down to kiss his neck when he swallowed convulsively.  Kid shook his head from side to side with a little overwhelmed whimper and the sweat damp strands of hair around his face were starting to curl slightly.

            “F-Fuck, this was a mmm-mistake- I shouldn’t have- I can’t -” he stammered, panic glimmering in the back of his eyes before he covered them with the back of his forearm and tried to calm down.

            “You can do this, just breathe moron-” Law murmured as soothingly as he was capable of before glaring over his shoulder at Luffy.  “Seriously?”

            “What? Push back next time if you don’t wanna break him-”  Luffy groaned, grinding his hips in a small circle before pulling back with a grin.  “But he did ask for it-”

            Law flung an elbow back at Luffy, eye twitching in irritation as he looked Kid over critically.  His eyes were glazed and unfocused, breathing shallow and rapid, a puddle of precum collecting near his navel.   He reached down to thread his fingers into Kid’s disheveled hair, swiping up the sticky mess with his other hand.

            “Hnngh?!” Kid’s eyes cleared and snapped to Law’s apprehensively.

            Law bit his lip as he added some of the mess to the swollen abused hole he was almost fully sheathed in then wrapped his slick fingers around Kid’s cock as he leaned in until they were nose to nose, breathing each other’s air.  

            He pulled his hips back a tiny bit, watching as Kid’s eyes widened slightly in realization and he trembled as his hole spasmed in anticipation.  

            Law scratched gently at Kid’s scalp as he slowly sunk the rest of the way in, wringing a hurt little wrecked noise out of Kid.  Luffy leaned in as Law bottomed out, tongue tickling up the shell of Law’s ear as he eyed Kid hungrily over his shoulder. “You look so good like this Jaggy, all helpless and spread open on Traffy’s cock-”

            Kid felt his face flush so hot he was pretty sure he was about to catch on fire.  “F-Fuck off stupid monkey-”

            Luffy cocked his head thoughtfully for a moment then his face lit up and he giggled in Law’s ear.  “Heheh, ‘member that strawberry cheesecake thingy Sanji made for Nami’s birthday?”

            Law’s lips twitched as he looked down at the spectacle of Eustass Kid and his voice wavered as his eyes settled on the spiky crimson hair. “Th-The strawberry garnish-”

            “Yeah,” Luffy murmured, pulling his hips back an inch and rocking back in gently to gauge whether Kid was adjusted enough for him to move without worrying about hurting him by jostling Law.  “And when he cums all over himself, it’ll look just like the- the-”

            “Royal icing?”  Law hissed, laughing helplessly then making a face at the way it made his ass flutter around Luffy’s cock. “Ngh- Don't make me laugh when you’re inside me-”

            “I dunno Traffy,” Luffy said with a laugh, eyes sparkling at him teasingly.  “It feels kind of good on my end-”

            “The fuck are you two giggling about?” Kid groaned, cracking an eye open to stare at them.

            “I was just thinking you look like dessert Jaggy,” Luffy told him breathlessly.  “Hmm, dammit, now I’m thinking about Sanji’s cheesecake-”

            Law’s eyes narrowed in annoyance and he shot Luffy a look over his shoulder. “You’re fucking me , stop thinking about Black Leg’s fucking cake.”

            Luffy collapsed into laughter again.  “You know, Nami told me the other day that cake’s another word for ass and now I’m thinking-”

            Law jabbed an elbow back at Luffy again.  “ Definitely stop thinking about his fucking ass you idiot-”

            “You’re the one that brought it up!”  Luffy’s arm shot out and he ruffled a hand through the spiky peaks of hair until they all were slightly askew and a few bits had started to curl.  “Still alive down there Jaggy?”

            “If I’m dead, it’s of boredom -” Kid growled, swinging his fist behind Law and smacking Luffy in the side of the head.

            “Oh you’re bored are you- Bored!” Luffy bellowed loudly enough that Law flinched and Luffy pulled out almost all the way before pausing to snarl, “ I’ll show you bored -”

            Law’s head snapped up, stomach dropping as he shot his deadliest glare over his shoulder and shouted, “ Don’t you da-”

            Luffy’s hips slammed into him hard enough to knock him into Kid with enough force to send all three of them skidding and shouting back almost three feet across the dirt floor on the rumpled nest.

            They came to a stop finally and everything was silent as they tried to catch their breath.

            “You know, someone who uses their cock like that,” Law wheezed a minute later, voice hoarse, as he reached over his shoulder to grab Luffy by the hair and drag his chin over his shoulder so he could shout right in his stupid face,  “ Doesn’t deserve to have one!

            Luffy was shaking against his back as he laughed breathlessly.  “We went so far!  That was crazy!”

            “If you ever do something like that again I will take your cock off you for a year.  Two years.  Maybe forever-” Law threatened, narrowing his eyes when Luffy didn’t look at all regretful.

            “You’re fucking nuts Monkey- “ Kid started to laugh hoarsely, deep and genuine, and Law froze.  “That was insane-  I bet I can fuck us even further next time!”

            “You’re on!” Luffy exclaimed, laughing as Law roared furiously, “ I’ll kill both of you-

            “Nah, you won’t-” Luffy slowly rocked against Law, who went still and looked back at him in warning.  Luffy sent him a shark smile back and said brightly, “Hey Jaggy, grab his left shoulder from behind and keep him close-”

            “You bastard-” Law grunted and Kid’s arm wound around him, a small startled moan flying out of him when Kid tipped his hips up to shove his ass down onto his cock.

            Luffy rocked a little further out then in again and Law hissed, eyebrows going plaintive as he shuddered head to toe.  He was too sensitive after Luffy’s stunt to do much other than whine, stuck firmly on the line between pain and pleasure and unable to move which, if he was being honest, was kind of his comfort zone.

            “Too much-” he whimpered, burying his face in Kid’s neck as Luffy kept up his slow relentless pace.

            “Does it hurt?”

            “N-No, just- too much-”

            “As long as you’re not hurt,” Luffy murmured, kissing his shoulder and looking past him at Kid.  “Don’t let him go til he cums.”

            They slowly ground together, Luffy easing his cock in and out of Law unrelentingly as he watched the muscles in Law’s back twitch and flex as he got closer and closer to climax.

            “You ever fucked yourself with your own cock?”  Kid rasped, eyes hungry as he glanced toward where the cock in question was fully seated, shifting around inside of him as Luffy fucked Law gently.

            Law’s breath stuttered and his head whipped up to stare at him. “W- What ?!”

            Kid smirked at him.  “I wanna fuck you with your own cock, as soon as these fucking cuffs are off-”

            Law’s body locked up as he moaned, shaking with the force of the shockwave of pleasure the idea sent flying through him.  “ Fuck , that’s filthy-”

            “Jaggy’s a pervert-” Luffy snickered, eyes flashing at him with a dare in the depths. “Hey, gimme your hand.  Law’s not gonna go anywhere now, right?”

            Luffy dragged Kid’s hand around to their side and pushed it along his inner thigh, under Law’s hip, retracting his hand and slipping it between him and Law to grab Kid’s fingers then pulled them to where they were all connected.  Kid let out a shaky breath as his fingers were pushed between Law’s legs and his eyes widened as Luffy dragged them past where Law’s cock was stuffed in his own ass to where Luffy’s was rocking in and out of Law.

            “That’s not even what I wanted you to feel, check this out-” Law’s hole was so wet and well fucked that when Luffy caught Kid’s first finger with his own and pushed the next time he fucked in, their fingers pushed in too.  

            “Fuck, you’re the pervert Monkey-” Kid breathed in awe as Law jerked between them and keened, hips snapping forward into Kid’s ass mindlessly. “Go on then Trafalgar, cum for us,”

            “Yeah, fill him up nice and good for me, okay?” Luffy moaned in his ear, hooking his finger around Kid’s and dragging it to Law’s prostate.

            Kid’s eyes went wide and his cock twitched heavily against his stomach as Law writhed between them, face pressed into Kid’s neck as he came apart so hard that his throat closed up and his vision blurred.  Kid felt cum filling him from the inside instead of being pushed into him from the outside and groaned. 

            “Feel so good Law,” Kid breathed into his ear, nearly inaudibly, and a wrecked disbelieving sobbing moan vibrated against his neck.  Law’s cock gave one last pulse inside of him and he stilled, breathing hard.

            “That was great Traffy," Luffy murmured in his ear. "Tag me in?”

            Kid watched as an exhausted smile flitted across Law’s face and he rolled to the side again, resting back against Kid’s thigh.  Luffy grabbed Kid’s hips and moved up to bite at his bottom lip as his cockhead pressed eagerly at Kid’s sloppy hole.

            “Gonna fuck you now,” Luffy mumbled into his mouth, staring into Kid’s feral eyes. “You want me nice or you want me mean?”

            “Think we established earlier that I never want you to be nice-”

            “Good. Then flip over for me so I can fuck you as hard as I want to.”

            Luffy reached over and maneuvered Law off Kid’s thigh so he wasn’t pinned anymore, watching as he slowly lowered his legs to a less uncomfortable angle and stared at the ceiling.  He took a fortifying breath then bit his lip and rolled, burying his face in the crook of his elbow and getting his knees under him, slowly pushing his ass up without lifting his face from his arm.

            Luffy didn't hesitate, grabbing Kid by one hip and lining up his cock. Law watched hazily as he tried to recover, mouth going dry when Luffy fucked all the way in with one hard thrust and Kid just pushed back, crying out loudly when he realized how much thicker Luffy was.  “Fuck, feels like you’re gonna break me in half-”

            “Want me to try?” Luffy teased, grinding his hips in a small circle without pulling out. “Cause I could, I could fuck you straight through this orgasm and to the end of the next one without stopping.”  

            Kid whimpered into his arm, letting his back arch even more so he could grind back harder and his knees slid further apart when Luffy started fucking down into him again.  “Anyone ever just kept fucking you before?  While you’re all woobly from cumming already?  Feels like burning from the inside, but nice.”

           Law watched as Luffy groped Kid’s ass, pulling at the cheeks lewdly so he could see the mess he was making of him better.

            “You got such a nice ass Jaggy,” Luffy moaned, watching his cock disappear into the puffy red ring easily with Law’s release to ease his way. Luffy fucked him shallowly for a while, enjoying the rapid punched out desperate noises it was wringing out of him.

            “Gonna be hard to keep my hands off you now that I know how good you look stretched all tight around a cock-”

            “You fuckin’ better keep your hands to your goddamn self-” Kid growled into his arm, biting his lip and blushing furiously at the way his voice hitched with each thrust of Luffy’s hips.

            “And so responsive too,” Law added, voice wrecked and unsteady still as he reached out to scratch a finger down Kid’s spine.  Kid keened as the touch reverberated through him and Law greedily watched the full body shudder wrack through him.

            “No way, it’s gonna be so distracting!” Luffy whined, a maniacal grin curling onto his face as his hands landed on the presented cheeks of Kid’s ass again and he squeezed possessively. “I’m gonna smack it while we’re fighting Kaido-”

            “Oh god, I can hear it now-”  Law choked on a laugh, barely managing to wrangle his composure long enough to get out, “Gum Gum Butt Smacker!”

            “ Please just fuck me monke-” Kid whined, head tossing back and forth as he growled desperately and Law reached out to trace a finger down Luffy’s abs to where he was fucking Kid.  Law licked his lips and when Luffy pounded in the next time, Law slid a finger in along with him and Kid reared up on his forearm to look back over his shoulder at them with wide overwhelmed eyes.  Luffy reached out to weave his fingers into Kid’s hair to keep his attention.

            Law slipped under Kid, plastering his back to Kid’s front and reached back to line him up so the tip was nudged against his own fucked open hole.  Kid startled and tried to look back down but Luffy tightened his hold on the floppy peaks of his hair. 

            “You wanna cum?”  Luffy asked, punctuating the question with a hard thrust that tore a whimper from Kid when it pushed the head of his cock inside Law.  Law leaned down to rest his chin on his folded arms, ass propped up for Kid to push into, and dug his teeth into Kid’s forearm with an exhausted hum of satisfaction.  “Say my name-”

            “L- Luffy , fuck-” Kid was a shaking sweaty mess, splotchy red kiss-bitten cum soiled skin on display, sobbing out little moans and whines as he shoved back to meet each thrust. “Trafalgar, shit- You- Fuck , Law you feel fucking-”

            “Now call me Pirate King-”

            Kid cracked one eye open to glare at him.  “Not even with your dick up my ass stupid monkey -”

            Luffy laughed, bright and happy, and snapped his hips forward, watching the ripples of force from his thrusts and thinking absently he’d like to see more.  “You’re perfect Jaggy, you know when I fuck you hard enough your muscles look like the ocean or that cold wiggly fruit juice thing Sanji makes!”

            “The fuck?” Kid grunted and Law hid his face in his arms, shoulders shaking as he tried to stifle his laughter.

            “Traffy!  What’s that stu-”

            “J-J-Jello?” Law hissed, laughing silently into his arms. “Are you s-saying you like the way he jiggles when you hit him?”

            “The fuck ?!” Kid yelped, looking down at Law indignantly then turning to glare at Luffy only to suck in a horrified gasp when he realized what was about to happen.

            “Yeah!  Jello! That’s exactly what I was saying!”  Luffy exclaimed,  pulling back a hand and landing a hard slap on Kid’s ass as he sunk one last thrust.

            “Oh, fuck you,” Kid gasped, eyes rolling back as he collapsed heavily on Law as he came so hard his vision blurred and the world spun around him as he cursed the whole way through it.  He distantly felt Luffy’s warm release flooding into him as Luffy laughed his way through his orgasm and then collapsed on top of the two of them.  

            It was silent but for the panting for a few minutes then Law snorted and Luffy started to giggle again.

            “I’ll fucking kill you both-” Kid growled, glaring at them without making a single movement towards freeing himself from the naked jumble of limbs they’d become.

            “Gum Gum Butt Smacker-” Luffy wheezed as Kid whacked at him and Law snorted. 

            Kid’s face went horrified as it dawned on him, while they both dissolved into hissing giggles, that the likelihood of that actually happening was meteorically rising the longer they laughed about it. “You better not you stupid fucking monkey.”

            “Oh yeah?  Or what?”

            “Or I’m gonna drop a city’s worth of scrap metal on your stupid ass-”

            “Just for that, I’m gonna use my haki so you can really feel it.”

            “I’m not coming near you ya freak!”

            “Even if you stay away from me, I’m gonna smack it from wherever I am-”

            “You better fuckin’ not-”

            “Why don’t you try asking me nicely?”

            “Why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

            “You’re gonna have my handprint on your fucking ass when we take down Kaido-”

            Law smiled softly at the bottom of the pile.  “Hey Jaggy,” he interrupted the bickering.  “You’re joining our alliance.”

            “Yeah!”  Luffy exclaimed happily.  “It’s decided!”

            “I didn’t say-” Kid started but Law covered his mouth and yawned at him.

            “We weren’t asking so you should probably just get over it and arrange yourself in a more pillow like position.”

Notes:

This took far too much time and turned into far too many words and I have like a 2K word non porny epilogue I want to write where Luffy absolutely one hundred percent does Gum Gum Butt Smack Kid at Onigashima [after all the other Straw Hats run into him and treat him with far too much familiarity for strangers]

Please oh please let me know what you think. You guys supplement my antidepressants and I love hearing what you liked :) Thanks for reading!

 

(I gotta know though, does anyone else feel like Evan Peters would actually play a really good Kid in the OPLA eventually? Though he's likely to be too old by then I guess but still...)

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