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Dramatis Personae
The Royal Family
Lucifer Morningstar: The King of Hell and the Sin of Pride. Goofy dad who just wants to make rubber duckies in his workshop
Charlie Morningstar: The Princess of Hell, Lucifer’s only daughter, general manager of the Hazbin Hotel
Lilith Morningstar: The Queen of Hell, Charlie’s mother, estranged ex-wife of Lucifer
KeeKee: Perfect one eyed cat
Razzle One half of the Razzle Dazzle partnership, Charlie’s bodyguard
Hazbin Hotel Residents
Vaggie: Hotel security and Charlie’s girlfriend
Alastor: Facilities manager and the infamous Radio Demon
Husk: The hotel’s bartender
Frank: An Eggboi
Nifty: The hotel maid, stab happy
Everard: The cook. Just a cook. Honest.
Angel Dust: A resident. Porn star
Starfire Moondrop: Another resident, it’s possible her unicorn horn is a fake headband
Rover: Also a resident
Aisling: Yeah them too
The Angels
Lute: An Exorcist, Adam’s former liuetenant who came back to finish the job but botched it
Argent: Another Exorcist
The Kingsguard
Everard: Interim Guard Captain. Man this guy gets around
Alastor: He’s here too? Pure powerhouse
Vaggie: Her as well?
Tsura: A member of the Ars Goetia and the best jewel thief around
Guz: An Imp. The best getaway driver Everard knows
Omen: A Hound. Has a nose for mystery
Calliope: A Sinnner. The guard best with electronic surveillance.
The Raums
Earl Raum: The new incumbent having inherited the position from his brother
Count Silcrete: Raum’s husband
Aspen: Their eldest child
Fir: The middle child
Willow: The youngest
Misc
Lotte: Vaggie’s rocket launcher, stolen from Everard
Strife: Lady Willow’s boyfriend
Prince Sitri: An elite member of the Ars Goetia who seems to have a past with Tsura
Asmodeus: The Sin of Lust, a nice guy
Fizzarolli: The famous celebrity, Fizzarolli the Clown
Jay, Jae and Ché: Lawyers
