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@Prongzzz @padf00t @wormy71 @m00nies60
Sirius
can u get fired for inappropriate coffee drinking
Remus
Excuse me?
Sirius
made direct eye contact w sluggy
bet he thinks im trying to seduce him
James
well are you?
Sirius
id be lyin if i said the thought hadn’t crossed my mind but unfortunately my heart belongs to another
Peter
Oh god here we go
Sirius
shes the air i breath
the wind beneath my wings
evry beat of my heart whispers her name
evry breath I take is filled with thoughts of her
Remus
She’s also our boss
Sirius
u ruin all my fun
James
speaking of your one true love
did anyone else get her email this morning????
Remus
Omg yes
Peter
Don’t even talk to me about it
Sirius
wht email
Remus
I couldn’t believe it
Peter
Really ruined my morning tbh
Sirius
i dnt get a email
James
i know right
honestly considering quitting
has to be against our employer rights
Peter
Against our human rights
Sirius
WHAT EMAIL?????????
Remus
@Prongzzz I think you should tell him
Peter
It will hurt less coming from you
James
okay :(
Sirius, I don’t know how to tell you this
but
*long pause*
theyre merging the company with…
*big sigh*
the slytherin branch
Sirius?????
Remus
He’s read it?
James
oh no
Remus
Has anyone got eyes on him
Peter
Affirmative
Hes
Staring into space
I think hes processing it
oh
Okay I think he’s processed it
HE’S ON THE MOVE
WATCH OUT
Remus
Wheres he going?!
Peter
He’s heading for the door
James
omw
Remus
Do we think Sirius killed James?
Peter
It has been a suspiciously long amount of time
Remus
Rip I guess
Peter
So long
Remus
We’ll plan you a great funeral
Sirius
i dnt kill him
Peter
Still waiting for proof pf that
James
he didn’t kill me
only mildly injured
Remus
Sirius?!
Sirius
hes bein dramatic
James
YOU PUSHED ME INTO A DOOR
Sirius
GENTLY
Peter
Sirius…
What did we say about using our gentle hands
Sirius
no using unprovoked violence on friends
Peter
Yes, well done
So what do we say to James…
Sirius
sorry prongs
James
thats alright pads
i was being a bit forceful <3
Sirius
ly <3
James
<3
Remus
Disgusting
Can we move on now
Please
James
youre just jealous of our love
Remus
What??
No I’m not
Peter
Subtle
Remus
So
@padf00t How do you feel about the merge? It’s been a while since you’ve spoken to your brother, right?
James
subtle
Sirius
ive got over it
dnt lik it
but
wht can I do
was gonna hve to see him eventually
at least in a professionl environment I wnt choke him
Peter
um
Progress?
Remus
Good enough
James
we talked through it and that was as good as i was getting
shit
sluggy just caught us
Remus
Caught you doing what exactly???
Sirius
embracing sexually
James
huggin outside the toilet
Sirius
same thing
James
the poor man went so red
Peter
First Sirius makin bedroom eyes at him over coffee and now this
Give the man a break
James
hes sent us back to our desks :(
Sirius
“what ever you do in your spare time is up to you but please not on company time”
iconic
James
no hugging the homies on company time ig
Sirius
save it for @ home ;)
James
;)
Remus
I am now officially muting this chat
Some of us have jobs to do
Sirius
boooooo
James
boooooooo
Peter
Boooo
Actually
He’s right, can’t have another disciplinary this month
Sirius
boooooooooooooo
thn ther were 2
james
jamesssss
prongssssss
my love
@Prongzzz
@Prongzzz
@Prongzzz
alllll by myselffffffffcf
Skittles
@Reggi3 @bArTyjr @Panda61 @3vanR0s3 @d0rcas72
Dorcas
Did you guys hear were merging with the Gryffindor branch?
Barty
Yh
Evan
Yeh
Pandora
Yep
Regulus
Yes
Dorcas
Nice