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Mozenrath woke up in his bedroom on the death star. He got out of bed and sexily took off his MCR nightgown. He got dressed by putting on a different MCR tshirt and black and red bondage pants and tons of black eyeliner. (He was a vampire but still had a mirror reflection so he could see 2 put it on.). He took out his black ipad to listen to depressing music like good charlotte as he made his way down the corridors of the starship enterprise. On the way, he heard a loud crash over the sounds of his music.
Moznthrash kicked open the kitchen door of the TARDIS to find his crewmates. Wuzma had been transformed into a lavender kitten and Madame Mime had taken the form of a pink dragon. They were having sex on the breakfast table in a heap of cornflakes and Yazma was watching. So was Ayam Aghoul, leering appreciatively drank spinach straight from the can.
“OMG what the hell are you doing you mother fuckers!!” screeched Mozenthot.
“I yam what I yam,” said Aghoul with a shrug. “Oh, that reminds me.” He set down his spanish without even using a coaster and picked up a bottle of olive oyl from the table and poured it onto the Mimi and Zuma as they writhed in the cereal.
“U are a pervert and a loser prep,” said Mosetnra and put up his middle fingers at them.
“Morning bitch,” greeted the Hunstman. He was wearing a gothic Joy Division t shirt and black eyeliner even though you couldn’t see it because he had his helmet on so he also had put eyelyiner on the dragon skull. Also he had died his hair black (a/n he has hair in this okay) and converted to slyhtnerism.
“Morning back bitch,” returned Moznischa with depressed enthusiasm.
“Well neway do u want to go listen to some echo & the bunnymen songs and paint each others nails??” asked the Huntsmen.
Mozerthan glanced disgustdly at Roomba and Meemaw fucking on the table. “yeah ok I guess”
Mozznrat and teh Huntsmen smoked some crak and started 2 cry sexily as they made their way thru the hallway of the Righteous Indignation.
“Morning bitches,” said their crewmat Rowan Tolchok who was wearing eyeliner and smoking cigarettes (a/n see that is not out of character). Then he started doing it with his gay boyfriend Armchair Snatchman right there on the floor of 2112 Baker Street!!
“Damn I enjoy sexual intercourse!!@” shrieked the Snatchler.
“Oh yes Arnold pls!” screamed Romulus as he began 2 get an erection.
“OMG slay!” exclaimed Armand happily.
“I TOLD U ALREADY NO FUCKING IN THE HALLWAYS YOU UNINTELLIGENT DUMBASSES!!5” shouted Professor Vixen. “I DEDUCT 10 POINTS FROM DISTRICT 12.”
“Omfg fuck off you preppy old man!” explained Rowan. “U are such a poser & u r just trying to spy on us bc u like 2 watch hot girls like us having s3x!!”
“I swear I am going to unalive every last one of you” muttered Vaxynne and threw back a shot of vodka.
“What up boss bitch,” said Xerox as he floated in2 the room. He was wearing black eyeliner and a spiked collar from hop topic. He had come out as bixeusl over sumer break and also converted to stalinism.
Mocharat, the Hunstrem, Xevon and Steve all started off again through the halls of Red Dwarf to the onboard hot topic. At hot pocket they all drank sum coffee and blood and bought sexy gothic outfits.
“Wow what a perfect day” said Moterzat and sexily kissed the Honksmen good nite. <3
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