The Adopted Youngest Daughter Goetia

by Anonymous

Summary:

When reader swims in a lake during her young human life, she drowns and gets sent to hell. She ends up in the actual realm of demons and has no idea how she even got there in the first place. She gets reborn and turns into a goetia egg and gets found by Stolas and then hatches into a baby goetia owl demon. He decides to take her in as his adopted daughter. She gets to grow up in hell and explore this hell like place and sees the wonders of it, she could even find love from a sinner named Tom while exploring, searching, and adventuring in hell with her own new family.

Chapter 1: At The Beginning

Y/n went with her family to a lake for a family fun day. The young girl was real excited to swim in the lake. She had read books on how swim in a lake like this. She thought it would be easy after reading the steps on how to actually swim outside in the real lake of water. She got closer to the lake edge to see it up close.

She got close to the lake's edge.

"Y/n, dear. Please be careful around the edge of the lake." Her mom told her.

Her parents were getting stuff down from their car to set onto the ground on the outside. They had to make sure every moment. They made sure to look on their daughter to make sure she was alright.

"Y/n, honey. Come over here with us, please." Her dad tells her.

Her dad managed to take another look at their daughter before continuing to lower stuff from the car again.

"I'm coming, mom and dad." She said in reply to their calls out to her.

She stood up and was about to head over to where her parents were. Then, she had a new sense of determination wash over her. She had to try to swim like how she had read. The lake water looked perfect for swimming. Y/n went back over to the water's edge. She got closer to look and then lowered her hand into the water. It felt nice in the water and she wanted to feel it more.

Until she lost her balance and then fell right into the lake water and began drown.

She struggled to stay above the water but her head and arms kept on being lowered into the deep waters of the lake and couldn't even get enough air to yell out to her parents.

"Y/n!!!" Her parents yelled out to her.

They immediately dropped their items and ran over to see Y/n in the middle of the lake already nearly drowned in the water.

Her parents got to the water's edge and then her dad swam out to the middle of the lake where Y/n had slowly stopped moving. After about a half a minute, her dad finally reached her, grabbed a hold of her, and swam and brought her back to the land where her mom was.

Her dad carefully placed her back on the land but both of her parents could see she was not moving at all. They started to panic. And then looked to see if she was breathing. She wasn't. They looked at her pulse and could see she wasn't responding at all.

They got extremely worried and tried everything to wake her. Until they came to the sad realization. Y/n was dead. Their daughter had drowned to death in the middle of lake.

Her parents both dropped to the ground and cried out in sadness, anxiety, and despair. They had lost their only child. And were never going to see her again. They had no idea on what to do now. They both started to sob on the ground harshly and loudly.

"She's gone. Y/n is gone, we lost her. I wasn't fast enough!" Her dad cried out while he was sobbing to his wife.

"Y/n, my daughter! Why did you have to go out into the lake! We should have watched you more. We're sorry, my Y/n!" Her mom yelled out while she was crying.

They were in a state of shock. They couldn't believe it. They had lost their only daughter, the one girl they loved, and were begging for Heaven to let her to come back. They both wished what they saw was not real and that they only dreamt it and that Y/n was actually alive with them. But she wasn't. She was dead. They lost her. She wasn't there anymore with them.

They tried to get over their shock and regained their consciousness and went over to each other to comfort their loved one.

"We have to pay our respects and prepare a funeral for her body." Her dad said in a slightly calmer tone

"We have to. She was our only daughter and child. We know she will rest easy above. She's gonna be alright, we remember our daughter forever. She's the sweetest, kindest, and bravest girl we ever had. Our daughter will be with us forever. Her spirit will be at rest." Her mom also says to her husband.

After hearing words comfort them and calm down, it gave them hope that their daughter will be okay and that she will rest eternally.

They stopped sobbing and being sad and stood up.

"I know our little Y/n will be alright and will have eternal rest. I just know it, dear. Our daughter is strong. And she will remembered by us and others. And we'll always remember her for the rest of our lives." Her dad said in a determined way.

Then her parents hugged each other.

Y/n was the best child they ever had and ever met, she would be able to survive anything and everything in her eternal spirit rest.

One day, they would all see each other in Heaven.

At that very moment, Y/n had been transported to a completely different place. It was all black, red, and it felt a lot warmer. It didn't look like her home, the lake, or even Earth. That much she knew to the extent of her knowledge. However, she still wondered where she even was, how she got there, and how she will adapt into it.

Chapter 2: Arrival Of A New Goetia

Y/n had no idea where she was sent to or where she was at the very moment. She felt encased, trapped, or locked in. As if it were a cage or similar. She couldn't even move properly at all. Or anything really. However, she had to think how could she escape. It felt like an eternity would go by every moment. All of this is completely new to her, but at the same time it wasn't. It was all mystifying for her. Like a brand new experience.

She could suddenly hear someone or something. It got nearer. It sounded like someone close by.

"Oh my, what's this egg doing here?" A male voice said.

She couldn't see who it was though due to the egg she was currently in.

"This is quite awful. This lonely little egg is here all alone. I can't just leave it here all alone. I couldn't. As a goetia prince, I must do something about this." The male said.

"I will take this precious gift of life back to my palace and care for it as if it were my own. As if this were my responsibility. Oh my, Lucifer. I can hardly believe it. I'm gonna have another child!" The male said in excited tone.

Y/n felt herself being lifted up into the air gently. She felt warmness suddenly surround her in a good way. As the male figure affectionately held and hugged the egg she was in very carefully, nurturingly, and delicately. She then also felt the figure and herself slowly moving as if they were walking.

It took a few minutes for the figure and her to stop walking around. She suddenly felt a change in the atmosphere. It felt lukewarm. And comforting. The male figure then stopped. The male figure then placed the egg she was in on some kind of pillowed pedestal stand. It felt nice, protected, and warm here. The male figure came close by and and gently touched her egg very gently.

"You'll be safe here, my dear young one. You'll hatch soon. Then once you're born, you'll be loved in real life by everyone you'll meet, know, and even be amazing one day. See you soon, my dear one." The male figure said to her.

Then it soon sounded like he left afterwards.

Y/n's egg was now there to get warm, grow, and eventually hatch on its own. She knew she would be here for some amount of time, judging by how it looked. She would just have to wait until her egg was ready to hatch which hopefully be pretty soon. And so until then she rested there until the time to hatch was just about right.

Some time had went by.

It felt like hours, days, weeks, or even months since young Y/n had been there in her egg. She felt like the egg she was in had developed to its full growth rate. It felt comfortable for a while then. Though it would only be temporary for a bit more time. She thought and felt like her egg could crack open at any moment.

After a while, she moved herself in the egg a bit, which created movement in the egg. She moved again. It started moving a bit more. She had felt more then ready to hatch out of her egg. She starts struggling even more to move and break open the egg that currently surrounded her. The egg on the outside started moving around slowly.

Then suddenly she could hear someone close by and stop nearby the egg. The said figure stood in right front of her.

"Oh my. Oh my goodness. It's time! It's really time! Via, Stella! Come over here quick to witness this miracle of life!" The male voice she recognizes from some time ago had yelled out to some others nearby.

She could hear two others come by to where she was. It sounded like others were just outside of her egg. As if waiting for her big entry moment. She started creating movements again and started pushing against the egg's shell. She then felt a beak where her mouth was, she thought it would be useful to to peck open the egg. So she started pushing, pecking, and breaking open her own egg. It took a couple of moments to eventually and finally break open the surface of the egg with her beak. The small opening she made with her own beak made it easier to break the egg shells that used to encase her. Her forceful pecks, movements, and pushing broke open her egg shell into two and then finally broke open her egg open so that she was now fully released free into the world.

The others nearby her were now completely visible to her, they all looked at her in awe. The new figures looked new and extremely foreign to her. They looked like some kind of owl like birds that stood like humans. She could tell the tall male figure was the one that found her and was glad to see she had finally hatched out of her egg. There were two others that looked like him but they looked like females. One older one and one young child looking girl one. The male then spoke out loud.

"Hello and welcome to the world, my young one. It's wonderful and amazing to see you in the flesh at last. I am Stolas. The Goetia Prince of hell. And I will be your father figure for now on. And this is Stella, my wife, your mother figure. And this amazing little Starfire is my daughter, Octavia, and your older sister." He introduced himself and the other two.

Stella and Octavia went up closer to her. Octavia was the first to then say something.

"Awww, she looks cute, mom and dad, I love her already. Hello, little baby sister. I can't wait to spend lots of sisterly time with you." She cheerfully said.

Stella then came up to her. She stared at her and smiled to her.

"Hello, little one. It's good to see you out of your eggshell and out here with me-uh...I mean with all of us. We'll take care of you, dear one." She said in a motherly like tone.

Stolas turned to what looked like red imps in servant clothes nearby him.

"Servants, get her a blanket." He ordered to them.

The imp servants then bowed and went to get a blanket. In a moment they came back and brought Stolas the blanket. Stolas got the blanket and held it over to the young Y/n and gently placed her in nice, soft, and pink little blanket. He wrapped her up adorably in it as a baby would be.

"There you are, dear little one. You are loved. And will be important to all in your future. My little owlet." He smiled kindly to her.

She knew he loved her as a dad would.

As she was close, she felt his soft feathers on her. They felt very soothing to her. Her own feathers rubbed gently against him as well. Stella and Octavia then smiled and giggled at the adorable sight. They both came over and hugged the two family members. Making a happy family moment with the royal owl family.

"Well, dears, what shall we name her?" Stella asked.

"Hmmm...I haven't thought about that." Stolas said back.

"How about a nice name like Y/n Alice Selene Goetia?" Octavia asked her parents.

Stella nodded with a smile.

"That's a pretty name, yes, it suits her." She then said.

Stolas happily nods at this.

"Then very well, it's settled then. Dear little owlet. Your name is now Y/n Alice Selene Goetia." He said to little Y/n.

She stared with wide eyes at her now owl family. And then after a moment's while, she actually smiled. She loved her new family.

And then on, she was a family member, she was Y/n Alice Selene Goetia.

Chapter 3: Y/n Alice Selene Goetia Bio

Here is some info on Y/n's life.

Her full name: Y/n Alice Selene Goetia

Nickname: N/n, owl princess, starlight

Death: Drowned in a lake during human childhood

Title: Goetia Princess, heir to Stolas Goetia like Octavia.

Ethnicity: American Hispanic/Latina

Powers And Abilities: Telekinesis, telepathy, mind control, flight, immortality, clairvoyance, precognition, teleportation, astral projection, force field barrier, transmutation, magic spell casting, invisibility, fire powers, ice powers, light powers, turn others into stone by her stare, electrokinesis, a human form, possession, and a full demon form like Stolas.

Personality: Quiet, kind, and caring.

Sexuality: Bisexual

Likes: Reading, writing, drawing and painting, swimming (formerly), gardening, animals, goth music like her sister's, watch spanish soap operas, knows english and spanish, practicing with bow and arrows, astronomy, animal biology, plant botany, her family, learning magic spells, her psychic powers and abilities, chocolate chip cookies, small cupcakes, iced strawberry vanilla latte, stargazing, and spending time with her dad Stolas, her mom Stella (formerly), and sister Octavia.

Dislikes: Losing loved ones, socializing (sometimes), loneliness, and being misunderstood.

Friends: Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Lucifer, Angel Dust, Husk, Cherri Bomb, Niffty, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Vortex, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Fizzaroli, Verosika, and Loona.

Crush/love interest: Tom Trench

 

Her Looks:

As an egg:

 

As a baby/child:

 

 

 

As a teenager/young adult:

 

 

 

 

Her full demon form:

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Images are not mine, credits to the original artists.

Chapter 4: Relived Star Shined Memories

Life began for the young baby goetia Y/n. As a baby, her senses were starting to show on her. Her owlish eyes opened up and she first saw her parents looking in front of her speaking and telling her words about how adorable she looked as a young baby all bundled up in a blanket being held by her father. The young Y/n blinked her eyes to the side and saw Octavia there too, staring at her with an excited smile. They were all happy about their new addition to their family of their newly hatched daughter. Their newborn baby girl would be a wonderful member of the goetia family. She would live as a princess and live under their royal reign as a well respected member of the family for all of eternity. It was decided that since Octavia was the heir to the goetia throne, Y/n would become a goetia princess and live by her family's side and become the next heir in line if anything happened to either Stolas and Octavia. However, all of the goetia family wished for a long life for all of their members. When the goetia family looked in baby Y/n's eyes, they swear they saw the stars shine in her eyes with new life.

As the goetia family stared with joy at their new daughter and sister, she smiled for the very first time and squeaked her first owl screech. Stolas looked with pride at his new daughter. Stella looked at her with awe. And Octavia looked with a bright starry smile at her little sister.

Y/n giggled and her laugh was like a light sound a bell, high pitch noise, and a melodic bird sound that brought contentment to the surrounding family around her.

"Y/n, my owlet, you are our little starlight. Your arrival is amazing us all." Stolas said with joyous passion.

"She is quite a sight for our eyes, we will cherish her virtue upon us for all of our line." Stella said in remark.

"I have a talented baby sister, she already knows our names! I can't wait to teach her stuff!" Octavia gleeful said as watched while looking from her mother's arms.

They all shared a laugh.

Stolas then decided to try something. He held out his hand with his fingers out for her to touch him. She stared with wide eyes at him as if wondering what was in front of her. Then she lifted her little hand out and touched his fingers with hers. They had made their first touch of connection to each other. His eyes filled with happiness as he was proud of her.

"My owlet, you are amazing." Stolas declared as he felt her touch on his.

It was as if they had made very first bond.

Then she held out both of her feathered hands to him in splendor.

"Awww!" Stolas, Stella, and Octavia all say at her cuteness.

She just giggled at them.

"Oh my dear, you must be hungry. Let me get you your milk bottle, owlet." Stolas replies.

He gave her to Stella.

"Could you hold her for a while, Stella?" He asked.

"Of course I can." She answered.

She gently takes Y/n in her arms and held her in a baby position.

"You are quite fascinating, dear young Y/n." She comments with a little smile.

She gently touches Y/n's soft little skin and hands, their touching moment first created.

Y/n smiles with a giggle.

"Awe! I love her so much, mom!" Octavia cheered out.

"I do too, dear." Stella added.

Can I touch her, mom?" Octavia questioned.

"Sure, dear." She replied and lowered the baby down for Octavia to see and witness herself.

She then held out her hand to her little sister and then Y/n soon lifted her own hand out and both of their hands were touching as their first connection was made.

"You're too adorable, little sister!" Octavia smiled to her younger sister.

Y/n just smiled and giggled back to her older sister.

Stolas came back to the room with a baby bottle filled with milk.

"Y/n, my owlet, I have your bottle right here." Stolas said as he brought her milk bottle to her.

"Here you are, dear." Stella says as she gave Stolas Y/n back to him.

"Thank you, darling." He replied.

He then held Y/n in his arms carefully in position to feed her. Once he held her securely, he gave and fed her baby milk bottle. She looked and began to drink from her milk bottle slowly and quietly in contentment. All three family members watch in pure joy as they watch her there as she drank from her bottle.

As soon as she was done, they all watch quietly as they see her give a tired little yawn afterwards.

"Awww." They all reply.

"Are you tired, my starlight?" Stolas asked his youngest daughter.

Little Y/n gave a bird sound as if a yes to his answer as she starts to slowly blink her eyes closed.

And after a moment, she soon fell asleep.

All three goetia family members look and smiles at each other. They all quietly went to her and Octavia's shared bedroom. Stolas then slowly puts her on her bed as she was still sleeping soundly.

All three members smile with happy contentment for their little baby.

Stella and Octavia quietly left the room to let little Y/n sleep. Stolas looked down at her graciously. He gently kissed her cheek as she slept.

"Goodnight, my little starlight." He said quietly.

He smiled to her one last time before slowly and quietly leaving the room for her to sleep.

And as little Y/n slept, she knew this would be remembered as one of her treasured memories.

Chapter 5: New Life As Childhood Royalty

Life growing as a goetia princess was pretty different for the young Y/n. It was a pretty eventful experience  for her to see. She grew up learning about what was proper for a goetia royal, and of course, what was not. Yet, she still had a youthful spirit that kept her a bright child to observe. She started by looking around, watching her family interact with her, and making bird sounds before she could speak. She really loved her family's lifestyle. They were quite refined, regal, and realistic in matters of how a family is. One day, she woke up and looked around her room.

She got off her bed, got her adorable blue rabbit stuffed toy, and walked out of her room. She looked for her older sister, Octavia. She loved spending time with her older sister. She felt that she was the only one that understood her ways of girlish likes and dislikes. Octavia was in her room, reading a story about fairytales, ponies, and unicorns to her stuffed toys.

"And then the big bad wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood and said-" Octavia said narration.

Then she saw Y/n at her door, looking at her.

"Oh, hey, N/n!" She cheerfully said to her younger sister.

N/n was a cute little nickname Octavia came up for little Y/n, and it soon stuck to her very well.

She smiled at her sister, Via, her nickname for her older sister.

"Hi, Via. Can I play too?" She asked her sister.

"Sure, let's play, come over here." She answered.

N/n came by and sat with her sister and sat down with her blue rabbit plushie in her arms. She giggled at the sight of the other stuffed toys watching Via, like an audience for her. Via read the story and read other stories and then she and N/n played with their stuffed toys as if they were alive and having fun too. Then N/n got an idea.

"Let's play horsies!" She says with a cheerful glee.

"Yeah, horsies!" Via replies.

They both got on their rocking horses and rode them like ponies. They loved horses. One day, they hoped their dad, Stolas, would buy horses for both of them. They had fun with their horse like steeds then also got another fun idea.

"Let's jump on the bed!" Via says to her little sister.

"Yay, let's try it!" N/n replies back.

They both got on the bed and jumped so high they were close to touching the ceiling. They giggled and had joyful looks and expressions while doing so. They were having so much fun, they didn't care how loud they were. They loved the feel of this moment. They wished this moment would be never end. It was amazing, and little N/n loved it. Then after a while they both fell onto the bed, tired after all the fun they had.

"That was fun." Via said.

"Yeah." N/n then agreed.

They both sighed in complete happiness.

"Let's go to the kitchen and get some milk and cookies!" Via said, excitedly.

"Good idea!" N/n says, excited.

They both walked to the kitchen. They both walked into the kitchen and saw Stolas sitting at the table reading a newspaper and drinking coffee and Stella, reading a royal magazine and drinking a cup of tea.

"Hey dad. Hey mom." The two girls both say to their parents.

They both looked up from their reading material and smiled at the young girls.

"Hello, my little owlets. How are you today?" Stolas asked his daughters.

"We're good, daddy." They both reply with smiles.

"Hello, dears." Stella greets the two girls.

"Hello, mom." They said as they both replied back to their dad and mom.

"We're getting some milk and cookies." Via said.

"It's right over there, my dears." He points over to the cookie jar.

"I'll get it for you, darlings." He stood up and got the cookie jar from the high shelf and brought it down for the young girls.

"Yay, thanks dad." N/n says.

"You're welcome, dears." He replied.

"I'll get you girls the milk." Stella says.

She went to the refrigerator and took out the milk bottle and poured two glasses of milk for the young girls.

"Thanks, mom." Via and N/n both say to their mother.

They both say at the table and sat on the chairs. They got the chocolate chip cookies and white milk.

They both started having having cookies and milk. They had fun dunking their cookies in milk, a cute thing they did while having the yummy treat. N/n loved chocolate chip cookies, they were her favorite. Just as much as she loved the cookies that her parents first gave her and Via. They both finished their cookies and drank the rest of their milk.

"Thanks, mom and dad." The two girls both thanked their parents.

"You're welcome, dears." They both replied back to the girls.

They left the kitchen and went to the hallway.

"Let's go to my room." N/n said, excitedly, to Via.

"Yeah!" Via said back.

They both go to N/n's room.

They both got on the bed and played with stuffed toys for a while. Then they both read a book about stars, the solar system, and the universe. They both found the stars amazing and wanted to see them up close one day before their very eyes. It made N/n excited for a real event like that one day when she was older. It was excited to think about. Via loved the feeling just as much as her sister did and wanted to see them as much as she did.

Then they both say on top of the bed with their backs laying on top of it and their faces staring up at the starry ceilings N/n had on her room's decoration.

"Hey, Via." N/n asked her older sister.

"Yes, N/n?" She answered back.

"I want to see the stars one day."

"I do, too, N/n."

They both sat in wonder.

"Let's ask dad if we can see the stars one day when we're older." Via told her younger sister.

N/n smiled at the very thought.

"Yeah, let's do that one day." She replied back with a smile.

They both smiled at this wonderful thought. It gave excitement to their young lives. And at this moment, N/n knew she would have something to look forward to in her future.

Chapter 6: What Is Love Really Meant To Be

It was a new day, Y/n woke up one day and, with the idea of childhood wonder, had a thought questioned filled her mind. It was a question that she thought her parents say to each other when they were alone. A word called...love.

What is love? She knew that could mean many things like to love a sibling or love to read books. However, her parents had said it in a weird way. Love is meant to felt physically, emotionally, and mentally. She understood emotionally and mentally but wondered what physically would be like. This made her ponder about the question even more. She wanted to ask Via about it but she was still asleep in bed and N/n didn't want to bother her sister's slumber just for a silly question.

So she then went to do the next best thing. Ask her parents. She got off her bed and went to her parent's room. When she got there, the door was cracked open just enough for her to go in. She entered the room and saw her parents. They were sitting in bed together. Stolas was reading while Stella was sewing a hat. A new hobby she picked up from one of her friends.

N/n went over to them both.

"Mom, dad. Can I ask you two a question?" She asked the two goetia parents.

They look over to her and smile at her.

"Of course, N/n, my owlet. What is your question?" Stolas asked as he put her on his lap.

Stella kissed her head as N/n giggled and smiled at her parents.

"Mom, dad. What is love?" She asked.

The moment the question escaped from the young innocent owner, the two older goetias just stared in complete awe.

They were silent for a moment until Stolas decided to break the silence.

"Um, N/n. My dear one. Where did this question come from?" Stolas asked his innocent daughter.

"I could hear you and mom say love a few times and I wondered what it was." She answered.

Stolas and Stella then turned to each other.

They both sighed.

"N/n, darling. We'll only tell you half of it right now. The rest we'll tell you when you're older." Stella replied.

Stolas nodded.

"Yes, my owlet. We'll tell you only half of it right now. And I think it's time you know the basic concept of love." Stolas said to her with a smile.

N/n then smiled and got ready to listen.

"Love is a feeling that you feel for another when you like someone. Like really really like someone. Like you care for them. Cherish them. Would protect them. Hold them dear immensely .Would do anything for them. That is the true emotion of what love is, my owlet. It is an emotion that holds many meanings." Stolas explained.

"Like how we love you, darling." Stella says.

This answer made little N/n stare in absolute wonder. Is that what love really is? Is that what she will feel one day? She hoped so.

"Oh. Love. I think I like love. I want to feel love too, mom and dad!" She cheered.

"You will, my owlet. You will. But for now, you live your childhood how you want it." Stolas said as he gently put her down again.

"I hope we explained it well enough, dear." Stella said with a smile.

"Yes, mom and dad. You did. I want to experience love too one day." N/n said and she waved to her parents as she went back to her room. They then waved back.

N/n then went and laid with her back on her bed.

She was in deep thought.

Is that what love is? What it truly is? Will she get it one day?

And also, which person would she love?

She wondered about these ideas as she thought if she would experience love one day.

She hoped that she would when she was older.

Chapter 7: Early Sign Of Magic

During the pleasant moment, N/n and Via were having a nice time drawing and coloring in their sketchbook and coloring books. N/n was having a good time drawing and sketching in her new sketchbook that she was given. She was slowly beginning to know how to read, write, draw, and even paint. She was getting the hang of it as her talents. She loved writing, drawing, and painting now as much as reading books.

She was in deep thought while thinking of an idea to herself. She wondered what would happened if she tried both writing and drawing and wondering how it would be like. It would be new for her to try out.

"I'll try it." N/n said to herself quietly.

She looked at a book she found and read its pages on what it said and then tried it. She looked over and saw a quill and paper nearby. She got the paper and was going to get the quill to write down on it. She was going to stand over and walk over to get it, however, something else happened. She lifted her hand up and it glowed blue, purple, and white and so did the quill. It levitated up when N/n lifted her hand up. It brought it closer to her and then brought it back down to the place where it had been. Her hand stopped glowing and so did the quill once she stopped.

She couldn't believe it. She actually used telekinesis. N/n actually used her goetia psychic powers and abilities for the very first time.

She looked to her side and saw that Octavia had seen everything that happened with wide eyes.

"Wow! Sis, you used your psychic magic powers for the first time! You actually did it!" Via said cheerfully to her little sister.

"I did?" N/n asked her.

"You sure did, sis! You can use your magic psychic powers now! That's so cool!" She applauded her sister.

N/n then looked at herself excitedly and cheered for herself as well.

"Yes, I did it! I can use my magic psychic powers now. That's super cool!" She replied proudly.

"Can you show it again?" Via asked with excitement.

"Sure." N/n answered with a smile.

She lifted her hand as it glowed blue, purple, and white again. She looked to the piece of paper nearby and it glowed the same color. She brought her hand closer and so did it. She then lowered her hand and placed it back where she was. She looked over to her sister.

"That's so amazing, sis! You're using magic now." Via said in a happy tone.

"I can." N/n smiled proudly.

"Let's show mom and dad." Via told her eagerly.

"Yeah, let's show mom and dad my new magic powers." N/n replied excitedly.

They went over to their parents' room and see that Stolas and Stella were there as well.

"Hey, mom and dad." Via and N/n said.

"Yes, dears?" They both said while asking their daughters.

"Could you come over to our room? Me and Via got something to show you two." N/n replied.

"Of course, dears." They both reply and they all followed and went to Via's and N/n's room.

"Watch this." N/n said.

N/n lifted her hand and once again it glowed blue, purple, and white. She looked over to her book she was reading and it glowed the same exact color. She brought it closer and brought it over to her. Once she grabbed it and held it, she had the book in her small hands. Her hand and the book stopped glowing once she stops her magic psychic powers.

Her parents look at her wide eyed and with shocked looks.

"N/n can use her magic psychic powers now, mom and dad!" Via cheered.

Stolas and Stella cheerfully looked at their youngest daughter with proud looks.

"N/n, my owlet. You used your goetia magic powers and abilities for the first time ever, starlight. You did it! You make us all proud!" Stolas declared proudly.

He hugged her closely and gently.

"You used your goetia magic powers and abilities, dear! We're so proud of you. Our wonderful daughter." Stella said as she came over and hugged her too.

"My sister is so talented." Via remarked.

She came over and hugged her sister too.

They all shared a loving family moment.

N/n couldn't have been more proud of herself at that moment.

Chapter 8: Dad's and Daughter's Life Changing Night

It was a night like other night. For a while, life had been going well for the Goetia royal family, however what the two young daughters didn't know is that there is always some kind of secret kept from others. Stolas and Stella were having a 'Not Divorced' party, a secret event kept secret from Via and N/n. Stella had forced that Stolas come to the party or not. Stolas looked at her with dismay and unwillingness to go to the month nightly event. He knew it was just an event made to annoy him and that Stella would just get her publicity and popularity of the Goetia clan as she wanted it. He didn't really want to come but he knew as a the Goetia prince, he would be expected to come. And so he went.

Stolas wakes up looking dejected. He groans and gets dressed in his robe, goes to his boudoir, and takes a bottle of pills. He goes to his library and opens up his grimoire, in the window behind him, an imp named Blitzo appears and sees the magic floating out of the book. He tries to pull open the window to get inside. Stolas closes the book and walks away. He did not see Blitzo. Blitzo falls off the window.

"*muffled, off-screen* Yes, together we're- *muffled*". Stella said on the phone.

Stolas checks on a sleeping Octavia and Y/n and then wanders into his kitchen where Stella is loudly having a phone call.

"I know still being married isn't a big enough occasion. But, to be fair, it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas." Stella was saying.

Stolas looks as though he wants to speak to her, but she holds up an index finger at him and he instead walks away to his kitchen table to drink his morning drink. He uses magic to open up and hold the newspaper up in front of him. It reads 'Not Divorced: Anniversary Party! Couples only'.

Stolas looks at her annoyed.

"Stella, what in Hell is this?" He said to her.

"Ugh, Stolas. You know I like throwing parties. Plus, it's true, so you know you can come if you want."*flips her hair feathers and walks away with the butler*. Stella said.

Stolas takes a drink of his morning beverage and the image cuts to him drinking out of a goblet at a fancy party. We see the guests standing and dancing. Stella is with her two bird friends.

"*laughs loudly* No! Stolas is terrible in bed! I swear to fuck, he just lays there staring at the wall, and I have to do everything! It's embarrassing! *sighs* I'm glad one egg fell out of me and a perfect daughter, so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass." Stella egotistically says to her two companions.

She makes a loud drink sip sound and then even louder laugh as she tosses one of her two glasses behind her and the glass shatters. Her friends laugh with her.

The camera pans to Stolas standing not too far away from the group, clearly hearing everything that's being said about him to his immense displeasure. The camera jumps out slightly so we can see he stands under a banner that proudly proclaims, "Not Divorced!" while Stella and her entourage walk away laughing.

"*turns to look directly at Stolas* What a pathetic fucking man." Sneered Stella.

Stolas snarls like an angry owl.

"*catches a butler's attention* Do you have anything stronger than this?" Stolas asked.

"We have absinthe, your highness." The butler said.

Stolas puts his wine glass on his tray and takes the skewers of mice.

"Bring me all of it." Stolas said as eats all skewers in one bite.

"*muffled and in the background* Poor people! Ugh, I'm so glad that they're not allowed into this thing. I don't want them anywhere near me. *laughs* Can you imagine if you didn't have money? *laughs derogatorily*" Stella says mockingly.

A different waiter brings Stolas a tray with a tiny shot glass and a green bottle of absinthe, he pours a shot. Stolas takes the green bottle and begins chugging it.

"Stolas, sir?" Someone asks.

Stolas gets distracted and chokes on his drink and spits it out.

"I'm fine!" Stolas said.

Two Hellhound guards holding Blitzo up between them one looks more wolf like and the other looks like a dachshund.

"We caught this nasty imp trying to sneak into your chambers, what should we do with him?" One hellhound asks.

"Into my chambers, really? Oh, well. That is, concerning. *clears his throat* Leave him to me, I will handle him accordingly. *blushes*" Stolas answers.

The two Hellhounds unceremoniously drop Blitzo.

"Follow me, Imp." Stolas orders Blitzo.

Stolas walks past and Blitzo follows glaring around the room.

The two pass by a hallway and Blitzo looks at the three big portraits on the wall. The first one was a teen Stolas holding the mirror the has his father on it. The second one is possible Stolas and Stella's wedding day and they both look unhappy and serious. Stolas is also holding his grimoire in the picture. The third picture is Stolas happily smiling and holding a young smiling Octavia and a young smiling Y/n in his arms while they are in space and he's using his powers to play together.

In the corners of her room, N/n awoke to some noises from the hallway from hers and Via's shared room. She looks to the hallway with a bit of light shining through it. Her interest got the best of her. She slowly and quietly got up and got down from her bed. And quietly went to the hallway.

She quietly opened door just a creek and listened to what was happening. From where she was, she saw her father Stolas and an imp walking beside him. Who was that imp? What was he doing here? Does her dad know him?

"Look, I didn't mean to interrupt your whatever party. I was just trying to-" The imp that was known as Blitzo said.

"Don't bother with excuses, I know why you were here." Stolas tells him.

"*cringes* You do?" Blitzo says.

Stolas leads Blitzo into a dark private room and closes the door behind them.

Y/n stared at the room her dad and the imp Blitzo went into as she wondered. She slowly got closer to door and put her ear to it, trying to listen to what was happening.

She couldn't really hear anything. All she could hear was some muffled talking, some stuff moving around, and some kind of noises she never listened to before in her young life.

After what felt like hours waiting, it was then she could tell it was morning and then she opened her eyes when she hears something.

There was a thud and she slightly opened the door and could see Stolas startle awake in bed then could hear Blitzo. Then she could see him jump out of the window. Then she could hear him land and say something.

"Sorry, I fucked your husband." Blitzo said.

Huh? What was fuck? Was it a new word?

Blitzo then scrambles off the table and leaves.

Stella looks up at the balcony where Stolas is, and smashes her teacup onto the floor.

From where N/n was, she could hear loud and clear.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS?!!" Stella yells out.

"*yelling down from balcony* THAT was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!" Stolas yells out loud cheerfully.

He tears a celebratory "Still Not Divorced!" banner to just say "Divorced" and laughs triumphantly.

N/n then raised a little eyebrow in confusion. What was divorce? Was it important? She really didn't know for her age.

She then hurriedly went back to her and Via's room and got back into her bed and tried to look like she was still sleeping.

The thought of what just happened still lingering fresh in her mind.

What just happened?

She hoped this wouldn't effect her family's life in any harmful way, but against all her hopes, it did.

Hers and her wonderful family's life changed drastically after that night.

And she later on grew up to her teen and young adult years wondering, 'what happened during that life changing night' that changed her perfect family's life?

Chapter 9: Murder Family

Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* I was a good person, before it all went down... I was good my entire life.

The scene opens with a shot of a red school house. Birds fly in the background. "Learning is fun" is written on the side of the building. There are trees and a playground. A bell on the roof rings. Mrs. Mayberry opens the classroom curtains, revealing two birds singing on a tree branch. Inside the classroom, Mrs. Mayberry writes "Good morning!" on the blackboard.

Mrs. Mayberry: Good morniiing!

She twirls around and catches her piece of chalk.

Mrs. Mayberry: I hope you all did your homework!

Several smiling students nod in a dance at their desks. A brown-haired boy wearing a dunce cap spins on a stool and faces the wall.

The Teacher's Song begins.

Class: ♫ We love to do our homework, and we love our teacher, too! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Then, when I throw out these fun questions, you should know just what to do! ♫

Class: ♫ Okay! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ Two plus six is… ♫

Class: ♫ Eight! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And good behavior's… ♫

Class: ♫ Great! ♫

Mrs. Mayberry: ♫ And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date! ♫

Blonde boy: ♫ It's nine in the morning… ♫

Girl 1: ♫ On January 8th! ♫

Girl 2: ♫ The sun is out smiling! ♫

Dunce boy: ♫ And it's your husband's birthday! ♫

The class sings "la la la" while Mrs. Mayberry faces the board. She drags her piece of chalk in a line on the board, the piece almost gone. Her face is beaded with sweat and her eye twitches.

Mrs. Mayberry: *faces the class* Oh my stars! Stop singing, children! Hush up, now!

The class falls silent.

Mrs. Mayberry: I forgot it's my husband's birthday! I didn't get him anything special!

Girl 2: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!

Scene cuts to a bedroom. "Wifey" appears with a ringing telephone icon on a computer screen. A sock lands on a corner of the computer followed by a pair of underwear. Giggles and an "Oh, yeah!" and "Not there, not there-" come from the room. An unused condom hits the screen and accepts the video call as Mrs. Mayberry's face appears from the other, while the sound of a squeaking bed is heard. Back in the classroom, her face turns red in anger and then shock as she stares in bewilderment. The children stand behind her with concerned, fearful looks.

Her face blank and in shadow, Mrs. Mayberry stands up and walks away.

Girl 2: Wait! Mrs. Mayberry! *grabs hold of Mrs. Mayberry's arm* Remember what you taught us? Think before you act.

Mrs. Mayberry grabs hold of the girl's neck and tosses her through the roof. She walks out the door.

The children scurry to the window to see Mrs. Mayberry drive through a white picket fence in her green car. The children head back to the computer to watch.

Jarold: Okay- (offscreen) *notices Mrs. Mayberry* Oh, shit! Sweetie, what are you doing here?

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) SHUT UP, JAROLD!

A woman's screams and shots are heard.

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) You scream like a bitch!

Dunce boy cowers in his seat as the sound of a chainsaw is heard. Blood splatters against the computer screen as the children stare in horror.

Jarold: (offscreen) Oh, god! What have you done?! Sh-She had a family!

Mrs. Mayberry: (offscreen) *sobs* We could've had a family!

Gunshots are heard and several children look away in disgust. Mrs. Mayberry wipes away the blood from the screen. She looks frazzled at her students.

Mrs. Mayberry: Oh, dear God. What have I done...?! In front of you all! *sobs* I'm so sorry, my children! Don't forget to work on your times tables!

Another gunshot is heard and the children faint on the floor one by one.

Mrs. Mayberry: *narrating* You do everything right in life, play by all the rules... and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world!

The camera lowers to show a pipe and fossils underground, followed by hanging stalactites. The camera stops at the outside of the I.M.P. building. A shot of the door reads "I.M.P Headquarters" with "Meeting in progress :)" on a taped piece of paper. Blitzo is seen on his office chair looking bored as a shadow silhouette of Mrs. Mayberry paces the room.

Mrs. Mayberry: After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here.

Mrs. Mayberry turns around, revealing her demon form. Her face is partially shadowed by blinds. She holds a cigarette in her hand.

Mrs. Mayberry: To get my revenge.

Blitzo: I mean, was she hotter?

Mrs. Mayberry glares at Blitzo with an incredulous look on her face.

Blitzo: *smirks* I'm just saying, I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me, tits.

Mrs. Mayberry seethes in anger, her aura glowing red.

Blitzo: Anywayyyy, I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here.

Blitzo stands up and Mrs. Mayberry glares at him.

Blitzo: See, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death…

Mrs. Mayberry clenches her fist. Her red aura glows again.

Blitzo: …frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!

Blitzo boops her on the nose.

Mrs. Mayberry: *clenches her claws* Not... all of them. That whore survived. Now, they all call her a hero.

The camera zooms up to a hospital bed with a bandaged blonde woman recovering. The room is filled with colorful bouquets of flowers. The woman's children and husband are by her bedside.

Woman reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?

Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.

Woman reporter: You are so brave. Here's two million dollars!

A golden check slowly moves toward her.

Martha: *innocently* Ohhh! Thank you!

Cameras flash as Martha smiles by her husband.

Martha stands with her husband Ralphie and their two children in front of a house by a lake, surrounded by a picket fence.

Mrs. Mayberry *narrating* Between the talk shows and the donation bullshit, she made so much goddamn cash... getting shot was the best thing to happen to her!

Scene cuts to Martha standing at a podium with "VNN" on it. A news reporter holds out a microphone among several other microphones.

Reporter: You're a hero!

Martha is then seen jogging with a dark-skinned woman with blonde hair.

Jogger: You're a hero, girl!

In a grocery store, a boy wearing a beaver-skin cap talks with a cashier lady named Brook.

Martha's son: My mama's a hero!

Cashier: She is a hero!

Ralphie and Martha have sex in a bedroom and he grunts in pleasure.

Ralphie: *grunts* You're a hero!

An old priest is seen with his hands folded in prayer by church doors. Martha stands next to him with her hands folded.

Priest: You're a herooo!

Martha is then seen standing at the front of Mrs. Mayberry's old classroom. Another teacher introduces Martha to the class. "How to deal with trauma 101" is written on the board.

Class: You're a hero!

Martha smiles as she is given anal sex from another man.

Man: *groans* You're a hero!

Back in Hell, Mrs. Mayberry's purple fists create cracks on Blitzo's desk as she smashes down on it.

Mrs. Mayberry: *shouting, her voice echoing* SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, her face red with anger.

Blitzo: *frightened* Mm-hmm. Yeah! Okay, yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Blitzo rapidly presses a red button from underneath his desk. A red light flashes by a label reading "Deranged client". The other labels read "More coffee," "Soiled my pants," "Horny client," "Client giving birth," "Ghost," and "Stolas".

The camera moves to Moxxie, who is holding a black and red crossbow in his hands. In front of him is a picture of a smiling family: a father, a mother, a baby and two children. His arms are shaking as the pointer hovers around the man's crotch area.

Millie: Moxxie, stop shakin'! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound!

Loona lies on a gray couch and holds up the family picture in one hand and her phone in the other. On the wall are drawings of Blitzo in a horse shape and a drawing of Robo Fizz with an arrow sticking out from it.

Loona: *sarcastically, deadpan* Wow. I feel soooo loved here.

Millie: Just take a deep breath, *inhales* and let it out!

Moxxie: But... it's a family! Under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family?

Millie: I mean, if that's what the client wants.

Moxxie: Maybe like a shitty dad. Or a mob family. *speaking with a stereotypical Italian accent* That's understandable. [speaks normally] But to eradicate an entire innocent—seemingly, in this instance—upper middle class family bloodline?

Loona looks at the picture as she thinks for a moment.

Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent! *points to the boy* This kid probably sets dogs on fire, *points to the girl* maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, *points to the father* and this guy… This guy definitely watches.

Millie: Exactly! Humans are full of secret nasties. It's why so many of them end up here.

Moxxie: But—

Millie: Guilty and innocent aren't our business, Mox. *cups Moxxie's cheeks as she shakes them* Killin' who we're paid to is our business. Shoot the target. *kisses him*

Moxxie aims his crossbow.

Moxxie: I just think it's a bit excessive, and we could be a bit more selective, is all.

Blitzo barges into the room followed by Mrs. Mayberry.

Blitzo: Guys! I want you to meet—

A startled Moxxie accidentally fires his arrow and it ricochets around the room. Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms as the arrow hits a computer. The arrow then flies and creates a hole in the family picture that a stunned Loona is holding. The arrow hits the bottom of a tank with eels and the tank starts to wobble dangerously. The arrow flies toward Mrs. Mayberry, but Blitzo catches it with one hand.

Blitzo: ...our newest client!

The eel tank falls down. Glass and water spill on the floor. The eels fall out and bursts into electricity, setting the room on fire.

Blitzo: Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!

Outside the building, imp firefighters carry the eels away and head into a red fire truck. Mrs. Mayberry drives off in a yellow taxi cab as Blitzo waves goodbye.

Blitzo: Byyyyye! And, don't worry, we'll get that skank in less than twenty-four hours or your first kill is freee!

Blitzo waves as the car drives away.

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitzo turns with a glare to Moxxie.

Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a [yells] CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DIPSHIT!!

Blitzo grabs Moxxie's face and pushes him away.

Blitzo: Now, someone PLEASE tell me that fancy book is still intact!

A nearby billboard with Blitzo's face on it reads with misspellings: "Goat an asshole in the living worlds!? Come to I Am Pee!!??! Make sure you put this sign up on the rite side. Don't fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the mail. –Speech to text- -Blitzo-"

Loona types on her phone.

Loona: You mean... our only ticket to the other side? *pulls out the grimoire* Yeah. Got it.

Blitzo: And that's why you're my favorite, Loonie. * baby talk voice* You get a tweat, now!

Blitzo holds up a dog biscuit to her.

Loona: Ew. Stop.

Blitzo throws the treat into the air and catches it with his tongue, like a frog. He pulls it into his mouth and chews.

Loona: *slams book close* You're so gross!

Millie draws a pentagram with chalk on the wall. It glows red and creates a portal to the human world.

Blitzo: Awwww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.

Loona rolls her eyes and leaves. Blitzo puts his hand on Moxxie's face, who struggles to walk to Millie.

Blitzo: Now, let's go lick some ass!

Millie: The expression is "kick some ass"... Blitzo.

Millie snaps her fingers at Blitzo as she walks through the portal.

Blitzo: Mine's better.

Blitzo walks through the portal.

Moxxie: *sighs* Aww, fuuuck…

Moxxie walks through the portal. All three imps stand in front of a small red house by the lake as the sun sets. Blitzo and Moxxie lean against the side of the house, rising from bushes. Blitzo stands up and peers into the window.

Blitzo: That's gotta be her. *chuckles darkly* This is too easy. Moxxie, do you want this one?

Moxxie looks pleasantly surprised.

Moxxie: Me?

Blitzo: Yeaaaah, this one's simple enough for you to handle.

Moxxie stands up and peers through the window. His faces falls as he looks at the family having dinner.

Blitzo: It's just a happy mother who just got out of the hospital.

Martha and Ralphie affectionately rub each other's noses. Martha holds a dinner platter in her hand. Moxxie hesitates at the window.

Blitzo: You snooze, you lose, Mox!

Martha's face is seen in a reflector, her doe eyes wide and blinking innocently.

Blitzo: Aaaand I've got ya, bitch.

Moxxie: Wait... Are we actually killing a family?!

Blitzo: No, don't be a puss. We're just killing a mother.

Blitzo positions his rifle.

Blitzo: We're ruining a family!

Rifle clicks.

Moxxie: But… Ho- Hold on, hold on! Let's just think about it.

Moxxie lifts up Blitzo's gun as he fires. The bullet hits a glass mirror inside the house. All four family members gasp in fear.

Martha: What was that, Ralphie?

Ralphie: *shakes his head* I dunno, Martha! But, whatever it is…

Grins evilly as he stands up holding a rifle in his hands.

Ralphie: ...they're gonna be tomorrow night's dinner!

Martha sets the platter on the table and pulls out another rifle. She drinks a glass of wine and smashes it onto the floor.

Martha: Alright, kids! Guns out!

The boy pulls out a small gun from his beaver-skin hat. The girl pulls out another rifle. All of them have evil grins of sharp teeth.

Ralphie: Looks like we got some rabbits to catch, young'uns! *chuckles darkly*

Cuts back to Blitzo and Moxxie.

Blitzo: *fumes in anger* What the fuck was that, Moxxie?!

Moxxie wheezes anxiously, eye twitching. He lets out a croak with his snake-like tongue out. He then falls to his knees, hands over his face.

Moxxie: I'm sorry. They just seemed so wholesome and happy.

Tears fall from Moxxie's eyes as he takes more breaths.

Moxxie: I panicked!

Blitzo facepalms.

Blitzo: Oh, who the fuck is innocent, Moxxie?! From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits!

Blitzo leans in and pokes Moxxie's head.

Blitzo: Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!

A blast shoots through the wall and hits Blitzo in the arm, black blood flying out.

Blitzo: AAAAH! A new hole! SCATTER!

Blitzo and Millie flee the scene and Moxxie hides in the bushes. Another hole appears and part of the wall explodes. Ralphie and Martha grin and leap through the large hole with guns drawn. Moxxie peers out from the bushes and rapidly looks around. A child's hand grabs Moxxie by his tail and he yelps.

Ralphie fires at Millie who flips backwards and dives into the lake.

Ralphie: Where'd you go, little critter?! Y'all can't hide long from me!

Millie is seen with her head above the water under the dock. A knife is in her mouth. Millie breaks through the dock and lands on it, with her knife and a grin. Ralphie swings a glass bottle and Millie runs behind him out of the way. Millie jumps up in the air, knife in both hands. Ralphie swings his bottle upwards, knocking Millie in the head. She cries out and falls to the ground. She struggles to stand, but collapses onto the dock, unconscious. Her eyes twitch. Ralphie smiles evilly down at her as the cloudy sky spirals red.

Moxxie opens his eyes and gasps with a squeak to find himself tied to a stitched up dead body in a chair. Moxxie's face falls in fear as he looks at the girl and boy. Both their eyes are red and devious sharp grins form on their faces.

Moxxie tries to defuse the situation.

Moxxie: Oh! Well, hello there, little ones. Aren't you cute?

Both kids speak in low creepy tones, the boy finishing seconds after the girl, speaking instantly after Moxxie.

Kids: It's nice to have a new critter to play with.

Moxxie glances up in fear at a red light above him. The light reveals a human head high up and several limbs on plaques. The wooden walls are stained with red blood. Two plaques hold stitched up faces of skin. A larger plaque displays a dead man with long white hair, arms crossed, eyes and teeth bulging out. His upper chest is connected to the plaque. A picture frame made of bones reveals another face made of skin inside it. Human skin is tacked to the wall with "Bless this mess" stitched onto it. Moxxie looks and sees a dead human body on a platter in front of him, an apple in the human's mouth. Organs are in a nearby bowl.

Moxxie: Ohhhhh... crumbs.

The scene cuts to four gunshots ringing out in the woods. Blitzo dashes through a bush. Martha's evil laughter follows as Blitzo runs through the forest. He slides down a hill and catches his breath at the bottom.

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I know you're hurtin', little devil!

Blitzo takes deep breaths as he leans against a tree. His eyes go wide as he covers his mouth. A silhouette of Martha is shown walking through the woods.

Martha: *in a sing-song voice* I promise, that I can make that pain go real quick! Just come let Mama Martha put a bullet in your pretty little skull!

Blitzo sighs in relief before his phone lets out a yelling ringtone. Blitzo pulls out the yellow cell phone and it flips through the air. The phone has "GFY" written on it with a laughing devil emoji on it.

Blitzo: Dammit!

Blitzo tries to grab hold of the phone eventually doing so, then he holds it to his ear.

Blitzo: Stolas! This is a really bad time.

Stolas is shown in his palace relaxing in a bathtub. There are candles with blue flames around the tub. The floor has glowing astrological symbols on it. The curtains look like the starry night sky. Glowing constellations float around the room. Stolas holds an old rotary phone to his ear, in the shape of sunflowers.

He was careful not to let his family, particularly his daughters, Via and N/n, hear him.

Stolas: Mmmmm, when isn't it a bad time, Blitzy?

Blitzo: *frustrated* What is it?!

Stolas: I've been meaning to follow up on our last little conversation regarding my grimoire?

Blitzo's angry face appears in a bubble.

Blitzo: What did you just call me?!

Stolas pops the bubble with his finger.

Stolas: My book, Blitzy. The book I was given to do my job? That I have allowed you to use to do yours?

Blitzo looks scared as a rifle clicks. A bullet flies through the tree where Blitzo was moments before. A shadow of Martha with red eyes and mouth appears through the hole.

Martha: I can HEAR you, darlin'!

Blitzo: Shhhit!

Stolas: Anywhooo, I have been thinking. You know, I have been... permitting you to access the mortal realm less than... legally for quite some time now, but I do need it back to fulfill my duties. I was thinking, what if we worked out some kind of exchange? Favors for favors?

Stolas runs his finger on the edge of the tub. He makes walking motions with his fingers as they begin glow red.

Scene cuts back to Blitzo running through the woods. A bullet hits a tree and Blitzo duck behind another one.

Stolas: Doesn't that sound… *speaks in a seductive voice* enticing?

Blitzo: You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, okay? I'm trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!

A bullet hits the tree that Blitzo is hiding behind.

Stolas: Then, let me keep it simple: Once a month, on the full moon, you return the book to me, followed by a night of…

Stolas' eyes glow red and he lowers himself into the water with a lustful look.

Stolas: …paaassionate fornication~

Stolas leans slightly over the edge.

Stolas: Aaand you get to keep it all the rest of the time, hmm? Sound fair, my little Imp?

Blitzo: Fine! Whatever!

Stolas: *through the phone* Ohhh, Blitzo! I'm so excited! I cannot wait to feel your slimy (bleeped) inside of my (bleeped). To (bleeped) the—

Blitzo cringes and closes his eyes as Stolas rambles on about his lust for Blitzo.

Blitzo drops his phone as he is pinned to the tree by the butt of Martha's gun. Stolas continues talking on the phone through censored bleeps.

Martha: Gotcha! So, you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well... NOT TODAY, SATAN!

She presses the gun harder into Blitzo.

Martha: Gonna send y'all back where ya came from!

The scene shifts to Moxxie, who struggles to free himself from the rope, his hands tied behind his back. He looks up and gasps as he sees fires being lit from outside. A hangman's noose hangs from the wall.

Moxxie: Millie!

Both kids stare at Moxxie with wide evil grins. Moxxie grunts and struggles again. He notices the girl pull out a sharp knife. He looks at the blade and then glares with determination. The girl raises the knife but Moxxie pushes the chair backwards, knocking her to the ground. He frees himself with the knife. A silhouette of Moxxie appears as he breaks through the window, holding his gun. A "Live, Laugh, Love," sign hangs from inside the room. He races outside through the forest, where red symbols hang from tree branches. There are torches in rows and tents. A full moon appears in the sky. The camera pans down to reveal Millie and Blitzo tied to a stake decorated with spikes at the top. Ralphie laughs as he pours gasoline on the ground under their feet. Nearby, a grinning Martha holds a torch in her left hand.

Blitzo: *sighs* I had that fucking shot. God dammit, Moxxie!

Martha wears skull earrings, jeans and a low-cut shirt with polka dots. Her eyes are red and her hair is thick and blonde.

Martha: Satan! We return your FILTHY creatures back to the pits of Hell!

Martha rises her torch as Blitzo and Millie struggle to free themselves.

Martha: May the root of evil remain honored as we continue thy WORK!

Martha grunts as she tosses the torch to the ground, where it lands under Blitzo and Millie. Evil laughter follows. The flames rise up around Blitzo and Millie, but they remain unharmed.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady. Sorry, your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Millie and Blitzo smirk. Martha stares confused.

Martha: Oh. Shit.

Martha rolls her eyes.

Martha: Well... I'll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!

She grins and pulls out her rifle.

Blitzo: That would be more effective.

Millie: *angrily* Blitzo!

Martha laughs evilly again as she aims her rifle at the imps. Both imps close their eyes and flinch. Martha then yelps as a gunshot is heard. Martha's eye flies from her socket and she collapses to the ground. Moxxie is shown holding his gun.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie runs over and unties the rope, freeing Blitzo and Millie.

Blitzo: You're not gettin' your goddamn paycheck for this one, Mox!

Blitzo falls down. Moxxie and Millie smile at each other and embrace. They both move their heads. Ralphie trips backwards on Martha's body before fleeing the scene.

Blitzo: *sarcastically* Oh, yeah, thanks! I'm fiiine!

Moxxie helps Blitzo up and supports him.

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way. It won't happen again. I promise.

Blitzo pulls Moxxie into a hug.

Blitzo: Apology accepted. *speaks in a low voice* But, if you ever pull a stunt like this agaaaaain, I will fuck you and your wife.

Blitzo lets go as Moxxie looks fearfully. Millie raises her arms in a cheer.

Blitzo: Alrighty! Job well done! Now let's get off.

Blitzo pulls a gray and black horse toy from his chest. He puts it back and retrieves his cell phone.

Moxxie: Ehhhh, yeah. Give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house.

Blitzo: Okay, fine. But, hurry up.

Blitzo speaks loudly into the phone.

Blitzo: Loonaaaa! We're ready to come home, dear!

Moxxie runs through the woods with a determined look on his face. Stolas has continued to rave over the phone about his plans for Blitzo.

Stolas: *over the phone in the background* ... (bleeped) use while you and I and (bleeped) and jelly sandwiches all night...!

The next scene shows the two kids being lifted into their father's arms in the corner of the house. Moxxie points his rifle at them. The girl and boy look scared and the girl has a teddy bear with her.

Moxxie: Don't move!

Ralphie: *chuckles* What are you gonna do little guy? Kill us?

Moxxie: I should! You people are monsters! But… you should have a chance at a life and a purpose. Look at your children. They have their whole future ahead of them! You are going to face your crimes justly!

Moxxie picks up the remote.

Moxxie: I will call your earthly authorities, and they will make sure you are dealt with fairly. I'm handling this... my way.

Moxxie presses a button and the television turns on. Moxxie looks surprised and glances behind him.

Moxxie: Oh, shit.

Moxxie glances at the TV remote, the buttons looking like eyes and a face.

Moxxie: Uh... do you, uh... Do you have a phone to summon 911?

Ralphie: *motions his thumb behind him* Yeah, it's in the kitchen.

Moxxie: Then... what is this for?

Ralphie: It's a universal remote. Got it for the kids.

Ralphie hugs them as Moxxie smiles, eyes shining.

Moxxie: Awwwww.

The scene switches to Moxxie arriving at the portal with Blitzo and Moxxie at night.

Blitzo: There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitzo: Look, I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, alright?

Blitzo pokes Moxxie several times for emphasis.

Blitzo: See you at the office!

Blitzo goes through the portal

Millie places her hand on Moxxie's cheek.

Millie: You doing okay, sweetie?

Moxxie: Better now, honey. I think I just needed a minute to process.

Millie touches Moxxie's chest.

Millie: You have a goooood heart, honey.

Millie playfully pinches Moxxie's nose.

Millie: Just a fuzzy head!

Millie kisses Moxxie and Moxxie smiles lovingly. Millie walks through the portal.

Moxxie turns around and notices two police cars and a helicopter outside the house.

Loudspeaker voice: We got em', boys!

A helicopter fires a missile through the roof and the house explodes in an massive inferno. Something hits Moxxie in the head. He looks down to see what is left of the teddy bear head. He looks stunned as Blitzo grabs his neck and pulls him through the portal.

The final scene cuts to Mayberry and the imps celebrating their victory. A white banner reads "killed the bitch" in red letters. Loona and Mrs. Mayberry are holding pieces of cake on their plates. "We did it! :)" is written on the cake in light blue icing. Blitzo has his arm in a sling. Everyone is wearing party hats. Everyone laughs and cheers except Moxxie, who sits with a distressed look on his face.

Millie: *excitedly* Ahhh, did you see my little Mox-Mox?!

Mrs. Mayberry: Yaaay!

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah!

Millie: *hugs Moxxie* We did it! Oh, Moxxie!

Blitzo: Well, here's to another mission accomplished! And Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

Millie rubs Moxxie's head.

Millie: And killin' people isn't that big of a deal if they try to kill you back!

Mrs. Mayberry: That's messed up. But, I paid for it!

Everyone except Moxxie laughs. Blitzo raises a fist.

Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!

Chapter 10: Loo Loo Land

It had been a quite a while since that life changing event night for Y/n. She had grown into a beautiful, sleek, and refined goetia. She was also given more lessons on how to handle her psychic powers and goetia magic abilities from over the years with her father's teachings. Such as further telekinesis, telepathy, pyrokinesis, cyrokinesis, spellcasting, and creating portal creation teleportation.

It may have been awkward there on from that time in eventful night but she still loved her father Stolas very much. And she also loved spending time with Octavia as well. They had grown out of child like states of mind and had grown into more teen like acts and mentality. However, with her mother, Stella, she had grown distant. Not as kind and caring as she once was with her daughters. Stella was now more of a mother that was more strict, watchful, and short tempered. And only showed affection to her 2 daughters when they both did good. And so the Goetia family had started to become what they were now. It was all Y/n could remember it in her memory and to the present.

The scene shows exterior of Stolas's mansion at night, before cutting to the master bedroom where Stolas and Stella are asleep. A young Octavia's and Y/n's frightened voices can be heard from their room.

"Mummy! Daddyyyy!" Young Octavia and Y/n cried out.

Stolas is roused from his sleep. He turns to Stella who has most of the blanket.

"*sleepily* Mmph. Via's and N/n's calling us, Stella." Stolas said.

"*sleepily, annoyed* You get up." Stella replied.

Stolas sighs and gets out of bed. He enters Octavia's and Y/n's room, where they are hiding beneath their blankets.

"Via? N/n? What troubles you, my owlets?" Stolas asks his daughters.

"*sobbing* Daddy! Daddy!" Octavia and Y/n cried out.

Young Octavia and Y/n climb down from their beds and run into their father's arms. Stolas hoists them up to comfort them.

"*sobbing* We had a dream! A really bad dream!" Octavia said.

"A scary dream, daddy!" Y/n said as well.

Stolas yawns and wipes away Octavia's and Y/n's tears, correcting them.

"A nightmare." He corrects them both.

"*sobbing* We were looking all over the palace, and... We couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!" Octavia sadly said to her dad.

"We just couldn't find you, daddy!" Y/n says sadly.

"*rubs Octavia and Y/n on the backs comfortingly* There there, Via, N/n, it's okay. You're okay." Stolas comforts.

Stolas summons his grimoire to him telekinetically as he walks Octavia and Y/n back to bed.

"When you're scared, and you don't know where I am, you must remember..." Stolas begins.

Stolas's grimoire floats over to him. He telekinetically flips it open.

"No matter what happens to me, I will never be far away... from my special little starfire and starlight." Stolas says.

Stolas begins singing a lullaby to little Octavia and Y/n.

♫ It always seems more quiet... in the dark ♫

Stolas opens a portal above himself and Octavia and Y/n. They both look up in awe of the beauty of space through the portal.

Stolas: ♫ It always feels so stark... how silence grows under the moon ♫

Stolas and young Octavia young Y/n float up through the portal and into the cosmos, landing on a barren moon.

Stolas: ♫ Constellations gone so soon ♫

♫ I used to think that I was bold ♫

Walking across the moon, Stolas leaves footprints in the dust.

Stolas: ♫ I used to think love would be fun ♫

♫ Now, all my stories have been told. Except for one... ♫

Stolas looks down at young Octavia and Y/n, and they look back with their large, curious eyes. Their gazes shift to a pink glow to their sides.

Stolas: ♫ As the stars start to align ♫

♫ I hope you take it as a sign that you'll be okay ♫

A meteor begins its descent towards a giant, pink colored star.

Stolas: ♫ Everything will be okay ♫

The meteor makes contact with the pink star, and begins to sink beneath the molten surface.

Stolas: ♫ And if the Seven Rings collapse ♫

Multiple planetary bodies begin gravitating toward the pink star, including the moon that Stolas, Octavia, and Y/n currently reside on, which eventually shatters into pieces as the star's gravity pulls on it.

Stolas: ♫ Although, the day could be my last. You will be okay ♫

Young Octavia and Y/n yawn and fall asleep contentedly against their father's chest.

Stolas: ♫ When I'm gone, you'll be okay... ♫

Distant planetary bodies fly through the cosmos, pulled in by the pink star's incredible gravitational pull. They disintegrate upon impact and causes the star to explode in a powerful supernova just as the portal closes behind Stolas causing him to sing louder.

Stolas: ♫ And when Creation goes to die ♫

♫ You can find me in the sky ♫

♫ Upon the last day ♫

Stolas drapes the sleeping Octavia and Y/n in a blanket.

Stolas: ♫ And you will be okay... ♫

His lullaby finished, Stolas leaves as his young daughters settle to sleep, content. Cut to several years later, where a teenage Octavia and Y/n are jolted awake by smashing objects and their parents screaming at each other, far less content.

"(offscreen) I can't believe you slept with an imp, in OUR FUCKING BED!" Stella yells at Stolas.

Octavia and Y/n, annoyed at being disturbed, both give a long groan and look at each other.

"They're at it again, N/n." Via tells N/n.

"As always." N/n replies.

"(offscreen) It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" Stolas defends himself.

"(offscreen) A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!" Stella screeches at him.

Y/n gets her phone and earbuds using her telekinesis and listens to her music playlist of songs of her favorite bands like Linkin Park, Panic At The Disco, Three Days Grace, Paramore, and My Chemical Romance to help take her mind off of the loud noises and Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as they both get dressed. Y/n wears a black and gold lined hoodie with blue blackish pants, a blue and silver necklace, a purple and blue bracelet, and a small gold and sapphire tiara crown beanie on her head. And they both stride down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in their path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.

"You want to fuck this one, TOO?!" Stella screams at Stolas.

Stella grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.

"No! Of course not!" Stolas answers.

"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!" Stella yells at Stolas.

Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughters have entered the kitchen.

"Good mooorning, Octavia and Y/n! Did you sleep well, my owlets?" Stolas greets his two daughters.

"Was that a serious question?" Octavia asks sarcastically.

"Was it even a question at all, dad?" Y/n asks.

Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.

"Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to, my dears?" Stolas asks.

"I'm listening to the latest hits of my favorite bands and artists." Y/n answers.

"That's wonderful, my owlet. How about you, Via?" Stolas said.

"This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me". (beat) It's by Fuck You Dad." Octavia replies.

Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark.

"It's a band." She says.

"*bemusedly* Ohhhh! How charming..." Stolas replies back.

Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.

"So how about you, dad?" Y/n asks while getting a waffle warmed up and puts it on her plate with maple syrup and drinks coffee.

"So, you two done screaming for the day? *sips her coffee*" Octavia asks Stolas as well.

"Umm..." Stolas starts to say.

Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance.

"You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you two to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?" Stolas tells his daughters.

"We're not five anymore." Octavia replies.

"Why would we want to go to a theme park we haven't been to since we were children over what we could do, dad? Like Via could do what she wants for the day and I could spend time doing what I like just like reading spell books or learning new magic that I could like and find useful." Y/n replied as well.

"You two always were so happy when I took you girls to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the three of us?" Stolas cheerfully asks his daughters.

"I'd... rather kill myself." Octavia replies.

"I'd rather jump in a lake." Y/n comments.

"There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." Stolas said.

Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.

"Security for a theme park?" Octavia asks him.

"Why would we need security if we have our own magic abilities, dad?" Y/n asks.

"We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!" Stolas replies in a happy tone.

Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth. Y/n nibbles on her waffle while using her telekinesis psychic ability to refill her cup with coffee.

"*under her breath* Our money, maybe." Octavia says.

"*under her breath too* Money is probably what others want usually." Y/n adds.

"Speak for yourself, princesses. Now... I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!" Stolas cheerfully says.

"*drops the handful of cereal, disgusted* What...?" Octavia asks.

"Huh?" Y/n asks while she stopped having her waffle.

"*immediately backpedaling* Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know." Stolas fixes his words.

Y/n just knew it, her dad was gonna call that imp called Blitzo to help out.

Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes while Y/n pulls her hoodie over her head.

And from the other end of the phone line, Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone.

"*angrily* WHAT?!" Blitzo said madly.

"*lustfully* Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy." Stolas said lustfully.

Blitzo, Y/n, and Octavia all spit out their coffee in sheer surprise. Blitzo slams his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.

"What--" Blitzo tells out.

"The--" Octavia and Y/n said.

"FUCK--" Blitzo yells again.

"Dad?!" Octavia and Y/n said at last.

"Language, everyone! *into the phone* I have a special request~" Stolas said.

"Aw... Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass." Blitzo tells him.

"It's for my daughters." Stolas said to him.

"Ah. Well, make sure they wash it." Blitzo says.

"*taken aback* No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughters to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!" Stolas said.

"We're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die." Blitzo tells Stolas.

"I'll pay you~" Stolas says.

"Pay me what?" Blitzo asks.

"Moneyyyy~" Stolas says seductively.

"Done!" Blitzo says.

Blitzo hangs up and accidentally slams his phone down on the desk hard enough to smash it to pieces. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he pulls out a megaphone.

"M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!" Blutzo tells the others.

Moxxie opens the door to respond.

"Loo Loo Land?" Moxxie asks.

Millie excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.

"*excitedly* Loo Loo Land?!" She asks excitedly.

"Loo Loo Land!" Blitzo says again.

"(offscreen) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Loona tells out to them.

At Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughters exits the van far less excitedly. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate. Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face. Y/n just looks around at Loo Loo Land with her hood on top of her head. However while she looked around, she then sees Blitzo. She remembers him. Very well. He was the reason her family life changed drastically for some reason. There must be something about him that was not right. She gives him a glare at his direction when he wasn't looking. Not trusting him even a bit for now. She decided to stay close to her dad and Octavia for a while.

"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" Blitzo loudly whispers to Stolas.

"*disgustedly* Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?" Octavia said.

"Yeah, dad, why here?" N/n asked as well.

"Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweeties. [turns to Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--" Blitzo starts saying.

"You are so cute when you are serious!" Stolas playfully said to Blitzo.

"I'm literally gonna be sick." Octavia said.

"Me too." N/n adds.

"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?" Moxxie said.

Moxxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.

"Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?"

Moxxie shows Octavia and N/n several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.

"Morphine?" Moxxie says.

"That was figurative, old man." Octavia tells him.

"Get to sarcasm, alright?" N/n said to him as well.

"Oh, right." Moxxie then said.

Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."

"*under his breath* But they both said it was literal and sarcasm." Moxxie said.

"*excitedly* Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!" Millie said excitedly.

A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.

"It hasn't changed a bit. Ohhh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!" Millie points out to Moxxie.

Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.

"That is... deeply upsetting." Moxxie said.

"Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" Millie asked.

"No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots." Moxxie replied.

The park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.

"Well, hey there!" Loo Loo said.

"*jumps back in terror* AAAAAH!!" Moxxie yells out.

"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" Loo Loo says.

"*gasps* Look! Via! N/n! It's Loo Loo!" Stolas said to the two owl girls.

"We have a question." Via said.

"A good question." N/n also said.

"Well, ask away, little girlies! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" Loo Loo replies.

"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?" Via asks.

"Or is it just that obvious?" N/n asks too.

"*beat* No?" Loo Loo replies back.

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame." Octavia said.

"I agree." N/n said with her sister.

Stolas chuckles nervously as he leads Octavia and Y/n away.

"Why don't we go check out the rides?" Stolas said to hid two daughters.

"Those chicks' are creepy, huh?" Loo Loo said to Blitzo.

"Eh, wait till their dad tries to diddle your holes." Blitzo tells Loo Loo.

"*to Millie and Moxxie* What's that mean?" Loo Loo asks.

"Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" Moxxie tells Loo Loo.

Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him. Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.

"Yeah..." Loo Loo said.

Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway, and Moxxie, sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.

"You really like this place, huh?" Moxxie asks Millie.

"I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money-wise." Millie said.

Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.

"Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?" Moxxie comments.

"'Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!'" Millie tells him.

Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.

"*nudges Moxxie with cup* Listen to your hoe, Mox." Blitzo tells him.

Blitzo takes a swig from his novelty cup.

"How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little *takes off sunglasses and winks* fun?" Blitzo tells the married couple.

"OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!" Millie says.

"Oh, yeah? Wh- which one?" Moxxie asks her.

Cut to a shot of a lone imp riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life. The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground.

"*terrified* Oh, crumbs!" Moxxie said terrified.

Cut to Moxxie vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride. A vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie. A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie.

In another part of the park, Stolas, Octavia, and Y/n walk along the path, as Blitzo takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo looks in their direction.

"*strokes Blitzo's horn* You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy." Stolas tells him.

"Save it, bitch. I'm working." Blitzo said.

"You both need to get a room." Octavia said.

"Hey, I am not a day-hooker!" Blitzo said.

A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.

"What? I just said I'm not one, prude! *Flips her off*" Blitzo said.

"*gasps* Oh! Look, Via! N/n!" Stolas tells his two daughters.

Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent. A demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.

"You two used to cry such tears of joy at this show!" Stolas tells the girls.

"*panicked* Oh, no…" Octavia and Y/n whisper.

Cut to a flashback to Octavia and Y/n as young girls, as they are pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Octavia and Y/n, who soon break into tears. A younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.

Back to the present.

"I hate that fucking clown." Blitzo, Octavia, and Y/n all said at the same time.

Pan to Stolas, who has been captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One has stolen Stolas' wallet.

"*unconcerned* Oh, Blitzy~ I need my bodyguard, please!" Stolas said.

One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork. Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter.

Octavia and Y/n enter the big top and find a seat. Blitzo carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia and Y/n annoyedly rips it off their father's head.

"*glitching and sparking* Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!" Robo Fizz said.

Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫

Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz and N/n uses her psychic powers to push him away, who dashes back to the stage.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaand! ♫

Platforms in the stage rise up in time with the music.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

♫ Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land ♫

♫ Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Laaand! ♫

Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody's friendly, ♫

Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.

Robo Fizz: ♫ And nobody is mean ♫

Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.

Robo Fizz: ♫ No copyright infringement's ever seeen ♫

Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.

Robo Fizz: ♫ I have a dream... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (He has a dream) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ I'm here to tell... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (He's here to tell) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫

Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom and N/n just tries ignoring it all with a bored look. Outside, Moxxie and Millie walk along a row of game booths, when they are addressed by one of the vendors. Millie gleefully yanks Moxxie over towards the booth.

Carnie Imp: Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!

Millie: *gasps excitedly* Oh, look, Moxxie! A THING!

The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with Imp horns, wearing pink overalls. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"

Moxxie: Oh, you like that thing?

Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!

Moxxie: *smugly* Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle.

Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.

Moxxie: Okay! One game, puh-lease!

The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye. Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the target barely moves. He makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.

Carnie Demon: Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!

Moxxie: But, I hit it!

Carnie Imp: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro.

Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance.

Moxxie: The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!

Carnie Imp: Oh, man. A real shame, I tell ya. [mockingly cries]

Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.

Moxxie: Another!

Back to the Robo Fizz show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her and Y/n just tries closing her eyes and covering her ears.

Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally. The bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.

"Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!" Stolas said.

Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.

"*flirtatiously* Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy." Stolas tells Blitzo.

"furious* Ugh! I can't do this anymore!" Octavia said frustratedly.

"I can't either!" N/n said frustrated as well.

They both stood up and left.

"*concerned* Wait- Uh-... Octavia! Y/n!" Stolas calls out to his two daughters.

Octavia and Y/n storm off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.

"Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo [pronounced as spelled] my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? [laughs]" Robo Fizz said.

"The 'o' is silent now!" Blitzo replies.

"A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! [laughs]" Robo Fizz mocks.

Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.

"Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!" Blitzo tells him.

"*glitching* Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you... *low demonic voice* BLITZ-0?" Robo Fizz asks.

"No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!" Blitzo said.

Blitzo slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake, before using his own momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent.

"Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!" Blitzo said.

Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.

"Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!" Wally Wackford said.

Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.

"Owww! I say, OWWWW!" Wally Wackford said.

The green fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the tent as Robo Fizz cackles and spins his head with demonic glee at the destruction. Elsewhere, the carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's money, with Moxxie himself glaring at him with seething anger.

"Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize..." The Carnie Imp said.

"Let me try!" Millie said.

Millie grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly. The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.

"Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby." The Carnie Imp said.

"Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!" Moxxie said to him.

"Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady~" The Carnie Imp tells Moxxie.

The carnie Imp leans toward Millie and makes a seductive purring sound at her. Millie immediately recoils in disgust. In the background, Blitzo and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Blitzo is thrown up into the air by Robo Fizz and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the carnie Imp under him.

"OWWWW! Oof! Auuugh!" The Carnie Imp said.

"*surprised* Sir?!" Moxxie said to Blitzo.

"*dazed* Ohhhh…Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of." Blitzo said.

Blitzo draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz. The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when he spins his head back, he is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in his teeth. He then spits the bullet out.

"Oh, what a mouth!" Blitzo says.

Blitzo immediately grimaces when he realizes what he just said. Robo Fizz coils himself up into his rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzo. He leaps out of the way as his enemy hit the booth, destroying it in a large explosion. Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all direction, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win. The piece of stuffed animal strikes a young Imp boy in the head, knocking him unconscious the second a photographer takes a picture of the Imp family.

"Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!" The father said.

Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughters.

"Octavia? Y/n?" Stolas calls out.

"(off-screen) Just leave us alone!" Octavia yells out.

"Just leave us alone, dad!" N/n yelled out too.

"Octavia! Y/n!" Stolas calls out again.

Octavia and Y/n run into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughters could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

"*annoyed* Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!" Stolas said.

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.

"*wipes imp blood off of sleeve, annoyed* Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones." Stolas said to Moxxie and Millie.

"He's, uhhhh... busy." Millie said to him.

"Being a fool." Moxxie said.

"What kind of fool?" Stolas asks.

"The "everything is now on fire" kind." Moxxie replies.

Disinterested, Stolas leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia and Y/n riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, both are crying. Y/n was trying her best to calm her sister.

"Octavia...Y/n..." Stolas said sadly.

Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.

"I take it you both are... not having fun." Stolas asks.

"*crying* We didn't even want to come here!" Octavia said sadly in tears.

"*Crying* And you didn't even try to listen to us!" Y/n said sadly with tears as well.

"I'm sorry, sweeties. I... I thought you both loved it here." Stolas tells the two girls.

"*sniffling* When we were kids and our parents didn't hate each other... and our dad didn't flirt with some... weird red dickhead the entire time." Octavia replied to him.

"*sniffling* It was fun during our childhood...but then it all changed when that damn red imp Blitzo...came in and ruined our perfect lives...all you think about is him." Y/n tells him.

"I'm sorry, Via and N/n. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened." Stolas apologetically tells his two daughters.

"*crying* We just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it." Octavia tells him.

"*Crying* Home used to feel safe for us...but it doesn't feel that way for us anymore...you and that fucking red imp ruined it." Y/n tells him what she thought.

"You both need to understand... your mother and I... I just-... I felt-... She's always been... I haven't been- Ha-... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words." Stolas tries explaining to his daughters.

"*crying* Are you gonna run off with him? And leave us behind? Go away where... We can't find you?" Octavia asks him.

"*Crying* And leave us forever like what we had a nightmare about long ago?" Y/n asks him too.

"*emphatically* What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You two were right. You both are too old for it, anyway." Stolas said to the two girls.

Stolas carries Octavia and Y/n out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. Y/n immediately sees this.The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Y/n immediately reacts to this and uses her eyes to glow bright red and the imp immediately turns to stone. She was glad her father taught her about her goetia magic abilities. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. Stolas, Octavia, and Y/n leave the park gates.

"So, what would you like to do now?" Stolas asks his two daughters.

"Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there." Octavia asks.

"Yeah, and then can we go to a bookstore? I want to buy some new magic spell books. I want to read about more kinds of elemental magic there are and learn new spells and magic." Y/n asks.

"*reluctantly* Hmmm, okayyyyy..." Stolas replies.

"*chuckles* Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes." Octavia said with a smile.

"*Giggles* Yeah, thanks, dad. You're still a cool dad to us no matter what." Y/n said with a smile.

"Thank you, Via and N/n. Thank you." Stolas said.

A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Stolas, Octavia, and Y/n.

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir!" Moxxie said to Blitzo.

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!" Blitzo said back.

Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious. A stray animal grabs Millie by the hair and drags her offscreen.

After what happened at what remains of Loo Loo Land, Stolas and his two daughters, Via and N/n spent time doing what they wanted. They went to where Via wanted to go to first and then to the bookstore like N/n wanted. She looked around and found some new magic spell books. Her interest with magic was getting higher now that she knew some spells of goetia magic.

Then one caught her eye. A book called "Elemental Magic History". She looked through its pages and read that there are some new magics that she could learn from the new book like advanced fire, water, earth, air, ice, lightning, and even mind control magic. She immediately bought it. And she and her father and sister went home. Once she got to her room. She began to read it. From it she learned elemental history, it's magical words, and how to create it's spells.

N/n was glad that she spent time with her dad and sister. And even got to buy new books about new kinds of magic she could learn more about. She knew that there was hope for her own family somehow and someway, she just had to find the right time.

Chapter 11: Elemental Magic Lesson And Charlie The Princess Of hell

Y/n had learned a lot of magic just from that one book of elemental magic history. It had taught her how the elements were created, how they make up in magic, and how they worked. She had learned how to use the elements by thinking of the element and imagining it in her use. She would concentrate on the element, think of what makes it come to life, and let it happen by her mind and senses. It had taken some time but she had learned some magic from it. She knew about fire already and was becoming a professional at pyrokinesis. She only needed 3 main chosen elemental magic powers. She decided not to handle or use water, earth, and air. However, she had mastered fire, ice, and mind control psychic magic pretty well. And those three would be her chosen main elements to ever use. She already knew how to handle her electricity abilities thanks to her dad. And of course, her dad would teach her about goetia magic during times when they had time to each other.

She decided to test her elemental magic powers and abilities that she already mastered, like fire, ice, and mind control psychic, from what she learned in the book on the open area outside of The Goetia Manor. She then thought about fire and imagined it being created. She held out her hand with her palm upside open up and thought about fire.

"Come on, N/n. You can do this. I can do this." She said to herself.

Then she closed her eyes for a brief moment and imagined fire and opened her eyes and a pink and purple flame was created in her hand. She imagined it bigger and it grew in height. It was a bright color of her aura. Then she held her hand out and imagined the fire being thrown at a distance. It was thrown at the distance she imagined it would be. A good distance. She did the fire spell pretty well. She smiled at her personal work.

And then she thought about the element of ice.

She thought about cold, blue, and see through ice. She imagined the element in her mind. She held out her hand with her palm upwards again. Then she closed her eyes and thought of the element of ice. Then she opened her eyes again and freezing cold ice was created in her hand as well. Then she made it turn blue and white colors like she imagined it. Then she created an attack of ice from her hand and it was shot in the distance and froze a nearby plant.

She was so impressed by her work that was smiling and had feelings of happiness deep in her mind that had been hidden for so long. She had gotten the hang of this elemental magic, at least the fire, ice, and mind control psychic magics. She was eager to try the last one. She got ready for mind control psychic magic this time.

She saw an imp servant come nearby to trim the bushes. She remembered Bob was his name. She decided to call him over.

"Hi, Bob. Could you come over here for a moment? I need you for a moment." She asked Bob.

"Yes, your highness Y/n?" He replied and came over to her.

"Could you go bring me an item of my father's room please?" She asked him.

He thinks about this and shook his head.

"I'm sorry, your highness, but imp servants aren't allowed to take items from your father's room." He replied back.

Then Y/n decided now would be a good time to try her mind control psychic magic. She then thinks for a moment. And then closed her eyes for a brief moment and opened them back up with her eyes now glowing red and pink.

"Bob, please go get me an item from my dad's room." She commanded him.

Bob's eyes then looked like he was in a trance and then he nodded.

"Yes, your highness." He replied.

He went for a couple of minutes while N/n waited for him to come back. He then came back a minute later with Stolas's crown.

"Here you are, your highness." Bob said as he presented her with her dad's crown.

She was amazed how well it worked. Her mind control psychic powers really do work well. She knew it would be mastered by her.

Then she nods back at him.

"Thank you. Now please return the item back to my dad's room. And you can continue with your work for the rest of the day." She commanded to him.

"Yes, your highness." Bob nodded and left to return Stolas's crown back to his room.

He came back minutes later to the area where he was before and continued his work on the garden as if nothing had happened.

N/n was absolutely amazed how well it all worked. Her main 3 chosen elemental powers were now mastered by her. She could now use them in every way she could imagine.

"Bravo, my little owlet!" Stolas had said cheerfully and clapping from somewhere.

Y/n looks in the direction where she could hear him from and saw he came from the garden's opening to watch her. He came by closer to her to applaud her. He smiled to his dear daughter and she smiled back.

"You did very well with your elemental training powers from your book reading, N/n. And it looks like you mastered your main chosen three elemental magic powers already. I am so proud of you, my little starlight." Stolas told her earnestly.

"Thanks, dad." She said with a smile.

He hugged her and she hugged him back. Then they spent time in the garden. And admiring its beauty, quietness, and serene atmosphere. It was a quite nice experience for both father and daughter.

Y/n was also proud of herself and she now had her 3 chosen main elemental magic powers. She knew it would be useful to her forever. And that her own magic, powers, and abilities were apart of who she was now and forever.

Later on, in the day, there was a knock on the front door of the mansion.

One of the imps butlers opened the door.

A blonde lady wearing a red suit and cheery attitude showed up at the front door.

"Hello! This is the Goetia Mansion Residence, right? I'm Charlie Morningstar, princess of hell." The lady named Charlie said in happy tone.

"Hello, Miss Charlie Morningstar. Yes, this is the Goetia Manor Residence, your highness." The imp butler said back with a bow.

"Oh, good. Could I speak to Y/n Goetia please?" Charlie asked with a bright smile.

"Of course, your highness. I shall tell Miss Y/n Goetia of your arrival." The imp butler replied.

"Thank you." Charlie thanked him as he went back inside to retrieve Y/n.

Y/n was in her room, reading while drawing on her sketchbook.

There was a knock on her door. The imp butler had called out to her.

"Miss Y/n. You have a visitor at the front door." He said.

"Oh, alright. I'll be down there in a moment." Y/n answered.

The imp butler bowed and left.

Y/n put away her book and sketchbook.

She went downstairs while wondering who could be at the front door for her.

She went to the front door and saw the princess of hell herself.

"Hello! I'm Charlie Morningstar. The Princess of hell. Lucifer's daughter. And you must be Y/n Goetia, right?" She said in a happy tone to her.

Y/n just stared at her and nods back.

"Uh, hello, Charlie, the princess of hell Morningstar. And yeah, I'm Y/n Goetia." She replied.

"That's wonderful! I've been wanting meet you for a while. I've heard a lot about you." Charlie replied back.

"You have?" Y/n questioned.

"Yeah! I've always wanted to meet the new addition to the Goetia family. You look like a amazing person too." Charlie compliments with a smile.

"Well, thanks, Charlie." Y/n thanked her.

"You're welcome! Also I was gonna ask a question too?" She then asked.

"What's the question?" Y/n asked.

"Would you be willing to help me with my idea of reedming sinners in hell?" Charlie asked.

Y/n tilts her head.

"Redeem sinners? In hell?" She asked.

"Yeah! I have a dream that sinners of hell can be redeemed and change to be good and make it into Heaven." Charlie explained excitedly.

"That's quite a dream." Y/n commented.

"Yes! It is! Do you believe sinners can get redeemed?" Charlie asked her.

Y/n thought about the question.

"No, not really. I don't know. I don't think it can actually happen." Y/n replied honestly.

"Oh well. I'm sure you'll change your mind about it once we explain to everyone else!" Charlie replied in a cheered up tone.

"Explain it?" Y/n asked.

"Yeah! I got an interview with the channel 666 TV station tomorrow to explain my dream idea of redeeming hell's sinners to everyone and have others agree with it and help sinners get redeemed." Charlie told her.

"Oh. I see." Y/n replied.

"So uh, can you uh please help me with it. It would be nice to have a goetia princess's help. Pretty please?" Charlie looked at her with cute adorable looking eyes and stare.

Y/n thought about this and Charlie's dream idea. She didn't really know about it, but she was willing to help out in any way. She looks over to Charlie.

"Yeah. Alright then. I guess I can help with that." She answered.

Charlie's eyes then sparkled with stars as she cheerfully jumps up and cheers.

"Yes! Awesome! I'm glad you're gonna help us out! I'm so happy!" Charlie cheers.

Y/n just smiled at her a bit.

"Yeah, cool." She said.

"So I'll come by tomorrow and we can head to the TV station together for the interview. I can't believe it! My dream idea is gonna become real!" Charlie comments.

"Okay then. I'll remember." Y/n replies.

"Thanks so much for agreeing to help, Y/n. I know it'll work out. See ya tomorrow, Y/n!" Charlie said as she waved goodbye and cheerfully left.

"Bye, Charlie." Y/n said back before she went.

Then she went back inside the manor.

She went back to her room and got back to reading and sketching while thinking about what Charlie said about her sinners redemption idea.

Y/n had no idea if it would work or not, but it was a dream Charlie had. It could probably work with some help. She wondered the rest of the day of how the next day would be like, what it would bring, and what would happen.

Chapter 12: Hazbin Hotel Pilot And Meeting Tom

The next day came and Y/n woke up tiredly and looked around in hers and Octavia's room. Octavia was still asleep soundly. Y/n blinks her owlish eyes as she got her phone with her telekinesis and looked at her phone and saw the time. She then remembered that she said she would help Charlie with her sinners redemption dream and go with her to the TV station today. Y/n then puts away her phone and stood up from her bed and got dressed into her clothes. She made sure her looks looked pretty nice. Then she headed out the door and went downstairs.

Downstairs, she saw her dad already awake and reading a book about imps in bed. Y/n just shook her head mentally at her dad's act. She could also hear her mom in the other room yelling as usual. Stolas looked and saw his youngest daughter arrive in the room.

"Good morning, N/n, my owlet, you're up early. Is there a reason?" Stolas said to her.

"Hey, dad. And yeah, there is a reason actually. Charlie Morningstar, the princess of hell herself, came and visited me yesterday, and asked if I could help her with her dream about sinners getting redeemed and become good and be able to go to Heaven. And she said she would be here today to take me over to the TV station to give an interview to help explain to everyone about her dream." Y/n said as she explained to him as she got a cup of coffee and drank a bit.

Stolas nods at this with a smile.

"Aw, that sounds nice, my owlet. You're helping the princess of hell with her dream. That's very kind of you, N/n. Maybe you could make a friend. Your first friend. Princess Charlie looks like she's nice enough to be one. And perhaps, you could even make more friends with this grand opportunity." He comments with a proud smile.

Y/n was unsure of this. She wasn't really that social with others. But she wondered how it would be like to have a friend.

"Maybe, I'm not sure. But I'll try my best, dad." She responds back in thought.

"I know you will. I'm proud of you, my little starlight." He replies back as he came over and hugged her, she hugs him back with a slight smile.

After a little while of waiting, Charlie came and knocked on the front door.

Y/n came by and opened it.

"Hello, Y/n! I'm finally here. You ready to head to the TV station today for the interview to help with my noble sinner's redemption dream?" Charlie said as she asks her excitedly.

"Hey, Charlie. And yeah, I guess I'm ready." She answers.

"Wonderful! Let's get going, girl! I'll lead us the way." Charlie said.

Charlie began walking.

Stolas waves to his daughter, N/n.

"Bye, my owlet. Have fun today!" He tells her.

"Bye, dad." She tells him back and closes the door afterwards.

She left and followed after Charlie. She walked over to her. As Charlie walked outside in front of the manor cheerfully with Y/n by her side. She looked and saw The Royal Family's limousine waiting outside.

"It's this way! Come on! I can't wait for you to meet my girlfriend, Vaggie." Charlie said as she was just cheerfully skipping on to the limousine while leading in the direction of the vehicle on the road and sidewalk.

Y/n slightly tilts her head. She didn't know the Princess of hell itself had a lover. But she got interested in meeting Charlie's girlfriend at the same time.

"Cool." Y/n replies.

Charlie enters the limo and Y/n followed and enters after her.

In the limo, she saw a lady with long white hair with a bow, wearing a white short dress, wearing an x eye patch on one of her eyes, and also had a spear of some kind by her side. She had a expressionless face. With her arms crossed.

She turns and looks to Y/n.

Charlie gave the lady a brief hug after seeing her.

"Hey, Vaggie! I brought Y/n. This is the Y/n Goetia I was telling you about." Charlie told the lady known as Vaggie.

Vaggie looks to Charlie and then to Y/n and smiled to her.

"Hello, Y/n Goetia, your highness. It's nice to meet you in person." Vaggie said in greeting.

Y/n smiles and nods back.

"Hello, Vaggie. It's nice to meet you and your girlfriend, Charlie, back." She replies back in greeting.

"She's decided to help us with our dream of helping hell's sinners find redemption. Isn't that amazing, Vaggie?! We could use some help. Especially from goetia royalty." Charlie tells her.

Vaggie nods in understanding at Charlie's words.

"Well, thanks for deciding to help us out with that, Y/n. This means a lot to Charlie." Vaggie tells her earnestly.

Y/n just nods back.

"It's no problem. I'm glad to help out in anyway." She replies as she manages to smile back.

Charlie cheers excitedly as she sees the two with herself already becoming best of friends with each other.

Charlie tells the limo driver to head to Pentagram City, the place they needed to head over to. The limo starts and begins to drive to the destination.

They drove for a while with leading out and around the Pride Ring and the current town of Imp City and until they reached Pentagram City.

The limo stopped into front of some kind place with a building. The city itself was pretty big. Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n exit out of the limo and look around.

"This is the town! This is the tv station place where the interview should happen. Just right this way, girls." Charlie cheerfully comments as she walks off again and heads to the building.

Vaggie follows after her.

Y/n went on and follows after them but continued to look around as she hadn't been to this area of the city before as she looks around a bit more.

She then looked on ahead and was about to follow after Charlie and Vaggie. However, she had lost sight of the two. Y/n kept searching until she nearly bumped into someone in front of her.

She looked and could see the person was a young man.

"Oh, uh, sorry. Didn't see where I was going. Oh. Hello." The male said.

"H-hello. It's alright. I should have been more careful." Y/n said back.

He looked to her as she looked at him.

He was a male sinner with blonde hair and wearing a gas mask, black gloves, and a blue suit.

They both stared at each other for a moment until they decided to introduce themselves.

"I'm Tom. Tom Trench. I'm a news reporter here in Pentagram City at this tv station of Channel 666." He greeted.

"I'm Y/n. Y/n Goetia. I'm a goetia princess that came here with my two friends to help them out with an interview." She greeted back.

He widened his eyes at what she said.

"Oh, my apologies! I didn't know you were royalty. You have a very pretty name, Goetia Princess Y/n." Tom replies.

She smiles and hides a blush at what he said.

"Oh, uh, thanks. You have a handsome name too, Tom Trench." She replies back.

He smiles and hides a blush at her compliment.

"Well, uh, thanks, Y/n. You're very kind to say that, no one really tells me that." He tells her.

"You're welcome, Tom. You're real kind yourself. I think you should hear it more often." She tells him back.

He blushes at that. He couldn't believe she said that, no one has ever really called him anything nice like that. She was blushing back heavily. They both tried to hide their blushes.

"Oh, uh, I should get going. My two friends are probably waiting for me." She quickly responds.

"Uh, yeah, I should get going too. I have a job to take care of and the others are probably waiting." He responds back as well.

They both begin to head separate ways.

"It was nice meeting you, Y/n." Tom tells her.

"It was nice meeting you too, Tom." Y/n tells him back.

They both have one last smile and hidden blush to each other before heading off to their own directions.

Y/n left in her direction. She couldn't believe herself. She just met a guy, a sinner at that. And actually talked to each other and blushed at each other during their conversation.

She thought of what happened and tried to hide her blush at the thought of the attractive sinner she just met.

She kept searching, in deep thought, for Charlie and Vaggie.

Until she saw them at last.

"Y/n, there you are! Thought we lost you for a moment. Glad you found us though." Charlie replied with her usual cheery smile.

"Glad to see you're okay too." Vaggie also adds.

"Yeah, I uh got lost for a moment. But I found my way." Y/n replies back.

"Well, we're here! The interview will be starting soon. I'm glad our dream is going happen, let's try our best, girls." Charlie then said.

And the three got ready for the interview. And reviewed the ideas that Charlie was gonna say. Charlie was going to give her dream idea of how a sinner can get redeemed. Vaggie and Y/n were there by her side to help make it happen.

And then Charlie would tell about her dream idea of sinner's redemption and have sinners be able to head to Heaven during the coming time.

The scene opens with a voiceover of the princess of Hell singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. ♫

A human is shown falling down from the sky as a rainbow bursts upwards through the clouds.

Charlie: ♫ And, to find it, how often I've tried. ♫

Charlie is seen being pointed away by her father and another being.

Charlie: ♫ But, my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. ♫

Camera pans over to where they were pointing at, which shows Hell being circled by Angels.

Charlie: ♫ And, my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

A shadow of Lucifer looms over a saddened Charlie as demonic arms and tentacles cover the screen.

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. ♫

The Earth rotates as many eyes begin to surround it.

Charlie: ♫ I wonder if it could be me. ♫

The Exorcists are seen smiling deviously as they look down upon the souls they have gotten rid of. The scene turns to black as the camera focuses on the middle Exorcist's face and halo.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. ♫

The scene fades in on graffiti and signs that says "Fuck You, Heaven", "Punishment" and "Your Days Are Numbered" can be seen throughout Hell.

Charlie: ♫ My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

Charlie heads towards the hotel's balcony as she releases fireworks that signals the rest of Hell that the Extermination has ended.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. ♫

A handful of demons are seen checking the area to see if the coast is all clear.

Charlie: ♫ I always look and find the rain. ♫

Carmilla Carmine opens the blinds to her room, revealing the display of fireworks. The camera then proceeds to show Zestial and Zeezi, as well as Lucifer himself hiding in the shadows, present in the same room as her.

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows make a winning sometime. ♫

At Porn Studios, Velvette takes a selfie with Vox whereas Valentino is not amused when he sees that he got a text from his employee.

Charlie: ♫ I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

Odette and another demon pull out an angelic spear from a corpse and leave as the cannibals waiting nearby pounce on her dead body. Rosie then crosses out Franklin's name from the sign above their business.

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

A demon can be seen cleaning up what's been left of the Extermination as other demons begin to freely walk about in the open.

Charlie: *in tears* ♫ Waiting to find a little bluebird... in vain. ♫

Charlie looks back at the Clock Tower as it resets the timer for the next yearly cleanse.

A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive".

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive-

He then gets run over by a taxi driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of. Travis snickers.

Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angel Dust: *pushes his hand through his hair* Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angel Dust: *pretends to be offended* Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...

As Travis angrily drives off, Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust: *annoyed* Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

A boulder proceeds to fall out of the sky, crushing the feathered demon alongside Angel's drugs. Angel gasps.

Angel Dust: Oh, my GOD! *leans in to pick up what's left of his pack of drugs with a devastated look on his face* MY DRUGS! *clenches the cloth angrily and looks up* Damn it!

A war ship can be seen passing by, destroying its surroundings.

The camera zooms in on the war ship, revealing Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz inside.

Sir Pentious: *operating the controls to his ship* Ahahahahahahahahahahah! Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! *proceeds to push two levers as his hood flares open* No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!

Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!

Egg Boi #666: Yeah!

Other Egg Boi: You really showed them what for! I liked when you *his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun* shot them with your ray gun! *gets slapped away by Sir Pentious*

Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! *Other Egg Boi pats him*

Sir Pentious: *hood flares open* At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! *pushes a few buttons* And nothing, *pulls levers towards him* not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from *squeezes an Egg Boi with his tail* my constrictive grasp!

An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pent's face. Sir Pent proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well.

Random Egg Boi: Oh, boy!

Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-

Sir Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Sir Pent and two Egg Boiz become surprised.

Cherri Bomb: EDGELORD!

Sir Pentious: *offended* Pardon?! *looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Boiz behind him* Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! *hisses* Speak up!

The Two Egg Boiz: *petrified* That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman.

A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Sir Pent's ship. It then lands right between Sir Pent and the two Egg Boiz. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.

Sir Pentious: *coughs and hacks*

As the smoke clears up, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb as she prepares another bomb in hand.

Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old man?! *begins to juggle around her cherry bomb* Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I *proceeds to throw and catch the bomb* smash it?!

A large pipe falls on top of an already dead Egg Boi, crushing him as Sir Pent and Cherri momentarily look at the carnage.

Cherri Bomb: *grins sadistically* ....More!

Sir Pentious: Oh! *hood flares open* You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! Ahahah!

Sir Pentious is then backed up by his henchmen of Egg Boiz.

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!

An image of Sir Pentious trying to be hip, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird is shown.

Tom Trench: Between notable kingpin, Sir Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent Extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!

A live clip of Cherri and Sir Pentious's clash is shown.

Tom Trench: Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail *fishes out a tooth and a nail respectively from her mug of coffee* for that hot spot! *proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail*

Tom Trench: *looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri* And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! *wiggles eyebrows* Hoohoo!

Katie Killjoy: Haha, you are a limp-dick jackass, Tom! Or should I say - *pours scalding hot coffee onto his crotch* no dick?

Tom Trench: *curls over in pain* Ugh...not again!

Screen shows a picture of Charlie as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.

Katie Killjoy: Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more, after the break! *crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Trench who's still in pain* Suck it up, you little bi-!

The news cast cuts off and goes on a commercial break.

The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie, her girlfriend, and Y/n as she fixes Charlie's bow.

Vaggie: *exhales* Okay! You remember what to say?

Y/n: And how you're gonna remember to say it, Charlie?

Charlie: *inhales* Yes! Let's do this!

Vaggie: (in a serious tone) Just, look at me and I'll mouth it to you.

Charlie: Come on, Vaggie! *bends backward* I know what to say! I just feel like we need to...I don't know, *grabs and throws a doughnut away* make things sound more exciting! *Gasps* Hooo! What if I si-

Vaggie: *cutting Charlie off* -Sing a song about it?

Y/n: You look the kind of gal that likes to sing songs about stuff.

Charlie: You knew I was gonna say that! *boops Vaggie on the nose and pats Y/n's shoulder*

Vaggie: Because I know you *fixes her bow again*. But, please don't sing! *shakes Charlie* This is serious!

Y/n: It might be a good idea to not singing and be as calm and serious about it as you can.

Charlie: Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!

Charlie stands on the table where Razzle and Dazzle are happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

Vaggie: But, life isn't a musical, hon. *places hands on hips*

Y/n gives Charlie a similar look.

Charlie: Fine. But, I have these other ideas of what to say! *starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie and Y/n a piece of paper* The highlighted bits are the best part!

Vaggie: Uh, it's all highlighted. *squints* Is this a drawing...?

Y/n: I know drawings and that looks like a drawing.

Charlie: Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! *begins to fantasize* Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!

Vaggie: *pinches the bridge of her nose* I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And *grabs Charlie to face her* do not sing!

Y/n: Just please don't sing.

Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. (in a faux British accent) I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! *salutes Vaggie and Y/n as she walks over to Katie Killjoy*

Charlie: (nervously) Hiii! I'm Charlie. *tries to go for a handshake*

Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy. *blows out the smoke of her cigarette* I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. *throws away her cigarette* And you can put that away. *gestures to Charlie's hand* I don't touch the gays. I have standards!

Y/n just gives Katie a side glare at what she said to Charlie.

Charlie: Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya? [turns to look at the "Hell's #1 News" neon sign behind her]

Katie Killjoy: Look, my time is money. So, I'll keep this short. [proceeds to poke Charlie's chest and nose] You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment.

A billboard of Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.

Katie Killjoy: You might be some royal big shot *fluffs her hair*, but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon *does air quotes with her fingers* "princess" wants to advertise.

Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie. He remembers Y/n from earlier and how she is a princess of hell too. And thinking how Katie is wrong to offend a royal title like that.

Charlie: But, I-

Katie Killjoy: *continues to poke her chest* So, don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!

Y/n glares even more at how Katie was treating her new friend like that. She wanted to use her psychic magic powers on her, but she held back for Charlie's sake.

News Staff: And we're live!

Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.

Katie Killjoy: Welcome back! So, Charlotte!

Charlie: It's... Charlie. *smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way*

Katie Killjoy: Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about! *tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen*

Charlie: *looks around as Vaggie and Y/n motion her to go on* Well, *clears throat and exhales* as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me.

Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen, the slug's blood bursts all over.

Charlie: Hell is my home and- *gets slug blood splattered across her cheek which she then wipes off* you are my people. We... we just went through another Extermination.

Vaggie is seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest. Y/n gives Charlie a nod to reassure her.

Charlie: We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given *slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up* a chance! *walks up from Killjoy's desk* I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? *walks around the audience* Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? *throws her arm around one of the News Cast's staff members* Well, I think yes! So, that's what this project aims to achieve! *returns to Killjoy's desk* Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!

Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching by the streets and everywhere else in Hell.

Charlie: *starts to lose her confidence* Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily...

Lizard Demon: Ahahaha! IS this girl for real?! She thinks- *tries to hold in his laughter* You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts. *walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends, Zeezi and another demon*

Charlie: I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!

The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching, including Crymini.

Cameraman Demon: *snickers* Stupid bitch.

Vaggie: *punches the cameraman square in the face*

Y/n: *uses her psychic powers to break off his arm with him withering in pain*

Charlie: *looks around, saddened* Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.

Vaggie: *facepalms* Oh, no...

Y/n: *mentally facepalms* Please don't...

Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastor and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

Charlie: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / *walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other* About a wonderful fantastic new *takes out a drawing of the Happy Hotel* hotel! ♫

Charlie: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele *boops Dazzle's nose*. ♫

Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh, ooh, ooh~ ♫

Killjoy is in shock as Trench looks around, confused.

Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow *throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons*! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile *passes underneath a hellhound's tail*! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child *hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ We can turn them 'round! *turns to Killjoy and Trench* They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at the Happy Hotel! *camera pans to the audience where Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression* ♫

Charlie: ♫ So, all you junkies *takes out syringe from a doll demon's head*, freaks *takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage*, and weirdos *fends off a several-eyed blob demon*. Creepers *stares at a snail demon out the window*, fuck-ups *boops a couch demon on the nose*, crooks, and zeroes *returns the stolen money to charity*, and down-fallen superheroes *throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons*, help is here! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All of you cretins *dips her hair into the water by the pier*, sluts *holds out a pair of panties in disgust*, and losers *calls her rival a loser*, sexual deviants *backs away from the sex offenders*, and boozers *turns to face a depressed demon*, and prescription drug abusers *throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can*, need not fear!

Charlie: ♫ Forever again *A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle*, we'll cure your sin *shows the demon her clipboard*! We'll make you well *Dazzle injects a happiness serum into the patient*, you'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell *briefly turns to her full demonic form*, at the Happy Hotel! ♫

Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano.

Charlie: ♫ *slides over to Killjoy's right* There'll be no more fire, *slides over to Trench's left* and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses *holds a dog close to her face*, and cotton candy dreams *holds out a stick of cotton candy*, and puffy-wuffy clouds *cuddles both the dog and cotton candy*, you're gonna be like "Wow!" *camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!"* Once you check in with meee *shows a check-in chart*! ♫

Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face while Y/n just pulls her hoodie over her head.

Charlie: ♫ So, all your cartoon porn addictions *confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine*, vegan rants *confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it*, psychic predictions *confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon*, ancient Roman crucifixions *avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons*, end right here *throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All you monsters *clenches the hands of two monstrous demons*, thieves, and crazies *points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from Zestial who unfurls his cloak to terrify him*, cannibals *tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate*, and crying babies *looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed*, frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer *pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her*! ♫

Charlie: ♫ You'll be complete *completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out*! It'll be so neat *a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up*! Our service can't be beat *in her bellhop uniform*! You'll be on easy street, yes *hugs three demons, which include Mimzy*! Life will be sweet *turns to her demonic form* at the Happy Hoteeel *twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her*! Yeah! ♫

Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.

Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit!

Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested.

Blue Flame Demon: *deadpan* Booooo!

Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! *continues to laugh*

Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress!

Katie Killjoy: *feigns shock* Oh? And who might that be?

Charlie: *tries to look smug and confident* Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!

Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: *turns to him menacingly* You fucking would, Tom! *turns back to Charlie* In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube *motions doing a handjob*.

Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! *begins to count on her fingers* He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now.

News Staff: *offscreen* Breaking News!

Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.

Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed.

The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.

Charlie: Oh... shit.

Angel Dust (in the background): I'm a bad person!

Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than *feigns a gasp* porn actor, Angel Dust! *turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist* What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now.

Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.

Killjoy and Trench: *does Jazz hands* Ratings!

Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view.

Charlie: Don't look at this!

Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. *looms over Charlie* Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? *everyone in room start bursting into laughter*

Charlie: *tries to think of a comeback* Yeah, well... *looks around* How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! *grabs Killjoy's ballpen* ...Bitch!

Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare.

Charlie: *nervously* Ehehe... *puts pen back down* Oops.

Tom Trench runs off set.

Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows.

Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz.

Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie!

Angel Dust: Hahaha!

Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher.

Angel Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! *puts hands behind his head*

Cherri Bomb: *launching another cherry bomb* Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit.

Angel Dust: *lighting a bomb and handing it to her* Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice.

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.

Angel Dust: *Continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson* Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. *steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again* These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!

Cherri Bomb: *in disbelief, smiling* Ho-ly shit!

Angel Dust: *looks at the leftover smudge on his finger* Well, sorta clean. *destroys an incoming Egg Boi* Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! *gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious*

Angel Dust: Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy! *raises left eyebrow*

Sir Pentious: *taking it seriously as he gasps* Son?!

Angel lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.

Sir Pentious: *hood flares open* Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! *adjusts tie*

Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! *decapitates an Egg Boi*

Angel Dust: *stands up and removes the chains restricting him* Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?

Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?

Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boi: *cups hands* Oooooh! *gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious*

Sir Pentious: (enraged) I'm going to blow you to bitssss!

Angel Dust: *eyes him up and down* Hm, kinky!

Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that! *hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background* Pervert! *knocks over an Egg Boi*

Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.

Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?!

Angel Dust: (unamused) Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole *limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts* TIME! *reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun* And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just *pulls out M1928* sad! *shoots it at Sir Pentious*

Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?

Angel Dust: Eh, *retracts his third set of arms* what's one little brawl gonna cause?

Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.

Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!

Y/n then looks up from her hoodie concerned from her hoodie and sees Tom again and how he's covered in flames.

Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! *slugs him on the arm* You know you're my favorite guy to party with!

Angel Dust: You know it, sugar tits!

Cherri Bomb: *takes out one last bomb* You ready to finish this?

Angel Dust: *takes out Thompson gun* Born ready, baby!

Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.

Y/n, now very concerned for her new friend Charlie, and for Tom, uses her ice powers to put out the flames on Tom and freezes Katie in place to stop her from further harming Charlie.

Charlie: Thanks, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem.

She then looks to Tom, who is now relieved to be cooled off from the fire.

Tom: Oh, God. That was painful but I'm glad I'm okay now.

He looks over and sees it's Y/n that's helped him.

Tom: *blushes* Y/n! Thanks so much for helping me.

Y/n*smiles while blushing back* You're welcome, Tom.

He walks over closer to her to speak to her.

Tom: I didn't think anyone would help me, but you actually did. And you have amazing magic powers too.

Y/n: Well, I care about your safety. And yeah, I know a lot about magic powers.

Tom: No one's ever really cared about me like that. It's a good thing you know magic, you really saved me that time.

Y/n: *nods back with a smile* Yeah, I guess I did.

They both continue blushing at each other while awkwardly talking to each other. Y/n looks and sees both Charlie and Vaggie giving her playful smirks while each raising their eyebrow, knowing what was going on.

Y/n blushed madly and tried to avoid their smirks, as they both left to give them their private moment together. And she looks back at Tom.

Y/n: I'm glad you're alright though.

Tom: Yeah, but will Katie be okay?

He and Y/n look over at Katie, as she was still frozen in ice from Y/n's ice powers.

Y/n: Yeah, she's gonna be okay, once she melts out of the ice and back to her normal self again.

Tom: That's good then.

They both look back at each other with blushes in their stares.

Tom: *blushes* Listen, you're very pretty, you know. And I just wanted to ask. Uh...Do you wanna exchange phone numbers with me?

Y/n stares at him getting red from her blush. No one's ever asked her for her number like this.

Y/n: *blushes more* Oh, uh, sure. I'd like that.

Tom becomes happy at her answer.

Tom: That's good to hear! I'll write down my number.

He gets a piece of paper and a pen and writes down his phone number on it. Once he wrote it down, he gives it to her.

Tom: Here's my number.

Y/n: *takes it while touching his hand while blushing* Thanks. I'll write down mine.

She gets a piece of paper and pen too and writes down her own phone number on it. Once she wrote it down, she gives it over to him.

Y/n: And here's my number.

Tom: *takes it while touching her hand and blushing as well* Thanks. Now we can speak to each other more often. It's very nice speaking to you.

Y/n: No problem. And yeah, let's speak to each other more often. It's really nice speaking to you too.

They both blush even more at what they said to each other.

They look away for a moment and then look back each other with smiles and their present blushes.

Y/n then looks over to Charlie and Vaggie were. And then looks back to Tom.

Y/n: I should go now, my friends, Charlie and Vaggie, are waiting for me.

Tom: *looks to Charlie and Vaggie and then back at Y/n with a blush* Oh, uh, of course. Let's speak more. Please text me later. I'd love to speak with you again.

Y/n: *blushes back at him* Yeah, of course. I'll remember to.

She begins to walk over to Charlie and Vaggie.

Y/n: *blushes* Bye, Tom.

Tom: *blushes back* Bye, Y/n.

Tom: *Thinks* What a pretty princess.

Y/n: *Thinks* What a handsome guy.

She then left and went to where Charlie and Vaggie were.

When they saw each other, they both give her knowing looks.

Y/n: Uh, what is it, guys?

Charlie: I think you know, Y/n.

Vaggie: We saw you two in there.

Charlie: Do you like Tom, Y/n?

Y/n: Uh, I don't know.

They both stare at her more.

Y/n: Okay, I think I do.

She admits it.

Charlie then gets happy and cheery again and hugs her.

Charlie: That's so adorable! You got a crush.

Y/n: You think I could?

Charlie: Yeah, you two like each other so you do.

Vaggie: I mean, it's kinda obvious. You two were liking each other over there.

Y/n thinks about this and hides her blush.

Y/n: I think I could actually.

Charlie smiles more.

Charlie: I just know you two like each other. You two will look so cute together.

Vaggie: You kinda do.

Y/n: Yeah, I guess.

They all realized that their original plan of helping Charlie's dream of Sinner's redemption didn't work to get other's attention. Then Charlie looks to both Vaggie and Y/n.

Charlie: Well, my dream plan didn't work. Let's get going, girls.

They all head outside and wait for their ride.

The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, with Y/n comforting her, and while Vaggie sits next to them both, glaring furiously at Angel Dust.

Charlie sighs as Y/n rubs her shoulder and as Vaggie's eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.

Vaggie scrunches up her face.

Angel Dust: *taking notice* ...What?

Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?! *rips off bits of her hair*

Angel Dust: *sighs* I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? *does air quotes* Helping friends with stuff? *rolls eyes*

Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!

Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! *inhales* It wasn't that bad, anyway. *proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller*

Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller.

Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! *brushes back hair* My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! *suggestively pushes up chest floof*

Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! *gestures at a defeated Charlie* Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! *combusts*

Angel Dust: *scoffs* No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! *camera pans to Charlie* And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! *camera focuses back on him* Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! *starts looking around the limousine* This thing have any liquor?

Angel looks to Y/n.

Angel Dust: And who's the new bird girl?

She looks at him back with a stare.

Y/n: I'm Y/n. Y/n Goetia.

Angel Dust: Nice to meet you, babe. Pretty cool to see another royal here too.

Y/n just raised her eyebrow at him.

Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?!

Angel Dust: *flicks off a dust bunny* Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! *snaps finger at her while smiling*

Vaggie: Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!

Angel Dust: *groans* Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!

Vaggie: *returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms* I'm gonna kill 'im.

Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to it. *folds arms confidently*

Vaggie: *angrily, as she grits her teeth* ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)

Angel Dust: Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! *looks out the limousine window, smirking* You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! *laughing*

Vaggie: You're one to talk. *smiles smugly*

Angel Dust: Hey! *motions to his body* This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, *pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter* and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!

Takes letter from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".

Vaggie: Grrr...

Y/n: Can you seriously stop that, Angel?

Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel.

Vaggie: "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! *looks toward Angel Dust* All thanks to *points at him* you and your selfish bullshit!

Angel Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?

Vaggie motions "What do you think?"

Angel Dust: *snaps finger* Ah...well, shucks.

Charlie: Hey, come on. *takes off ruined jacket* We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. *puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder and looks to Y/n* And it'll be okay, Y/n. I-it'll be okay!

Vaggie and Y/n smile at Charlie softly.

The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.

Charlie: *looks to Y/n* I don't think you've seen this place yet, Y/n. Well, you can see it here now. This the Happy Hotel!

She looks around at it.

Y/n: Wow, it looks like a nice hotel.

Charlie: Thanks!

Y/n continues looking around the hotel.

Vaggie: *throws herself on the couch, facing the wall* Ugh!

Angel Dust *rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies.*

Angel Dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah... *he closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off*

Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.

Charlie: *sighs* Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, *shrinks to her knees* and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference *starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face*. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... *wipes her face once more* I'll stop talking before this gets long. *stands up* Love you, bye...

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie.

Charlie: *contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway*

The mysterious figure watching her performance from before can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock.

Alastor: Hello- *gets door slammed in front of him*

Charlie: *looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again*

Alastor: -o!

Charlie: *slams door in front of his face once more* Hey, Vaggie?

Vaggie: *annoyed* Whaaaat?

Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door!

Vaggie: *sits up* What?!

Angel Dust: *takes out the popsicle from his mouth* Uh... who?

Y/n: The Radio Demon?

Charlie: What should I do?!

Vaggie: Uh, well- Don't let him in!

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.

Alastor: May I speak now?

Charlie: You may…

Alastor: *reaches hand out* Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! *pulls Charlie towards him* Quite a pleasure! *lets himself in* Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, *plays with his mic staff* sooo many orphans...

Y/n looks at him with wonder.

Alastor looks over to her.

Alastor: And you must be Y/n Goetia, the Goetia Princess. A pleasure to meet you, my lady.

Y/n: ...Hello, Alastor, the Radio Demon. It's nice to meet you too.

Vaggie: *holds a harpoon towards his chest* Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy *Angel's head pops in, unamused* talk show shitlord!

Alastor: *uses finger to move the harpoon away* Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... *turns into his full demon form* I would've done so already...

The screen distorts; cut to Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie staring at him perturbed as the distortion ends.

Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help!

Charlie: Say what, now?

Y/n: Really?

Alastor: *repeats himself* Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? *taps on his mic* Testing, testing!

Alastor's Mic: *opens its eye* Well, I heard you loud and clear!

Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...?

Alastor: *teleports behind the three with his shadow* This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.

Charlie: Buuut... why?

Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, *shoves Vaggie offscreen* aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter and having my Goetia Princess friend Y/n help me  count as entertainment...?

Alastor: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?

Alastor: Hahahahaha! *shakes hand in front of her* Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! *shakes head back and forth* Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! *looks over to Vaggie who is offended, and Angel who just shrugs* The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! *puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell* There is no undoing what is done!

Y/n just leers at him after hearing him say that.

Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help us if you don't believe in my cause?

Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! *pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her* I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!

Charlie: *removes his hand from her back* Riiiight.

Alastor: Yes, indeedy! *grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen* I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I and the Goetia Princess Y/n too? *trails off*

Y/n tilts her head at this.

Angel Dust: Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?

Y/n: Yeah, what's with him?

Vaggie: Wait, you two never heard of him before? Angel, you've been here longer than me! And Y/n, don't royals know overlords like Alastor?

Angel Dust: *shrugs cluelessly*

Y/n: I never really knew a lot about them.

Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?

Angel Dust: *shrugs a second time* Eh, not big on politics.

Vaggie: Ugh! *leans in on Angel Dust with Y/n listening to her as she begins her story* Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell,

Scene changes to a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastor.

Vaggie: seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

Y/n just stared wide eyed.

Angel Dust: Ya done? *Laughs dryly* He looks like a strawberry pimp.

Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him!

Angel Dust: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men?

Vaggie: *grabs Charlie and Y/n by the shoulders* Charlie, Y/n, listen to me. You two can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!

Charlie: I... *sighs* we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!

Y/n: That is what it's about, Vaggie.

Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.

Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. *puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders* Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!

Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!

Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

Y/n: Right.

Charlie: Don't worry guys, I picked up one thing from my dad! *imitating her dad's voice* "You don't take shit from other demons!" *walks off to where Alastor is*

Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.

Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... *makes gestures with hands* tricks or voodoo strings attached. [Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement.]

Alastor: So, it's a deal, then?

He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Y/n watches them both.

Charlie: *refusing his handshake* Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.

A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie and Y/n for approval.

Charlie: Sound fair?

Alastor: *rubs his chin* Hmm... *retracts his mic staff* Fair enough!

Charlie: *sighs in relief* Cool beans.

Alastor: Hmm hm hmm hmm... *continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie*. Smile, my dear! *tickles the underside of her chin* You know you're never fully dressed without one! *Walks away as he continues humming* So where is your hotel staff?

Charlie: Uh, well-

Camera pans to Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.

Y/n looks around at the place.

Alastor: *adjusts monocle* Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that. *walks towards Angel Dust* And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

Angel Dust: I can suck your dick!

Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.

Alastor: HAH! No.

Angel Dust: *scoffs* Your loss.

Alastor: Well, this just won't do! *takes out his mic staff* I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.

At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the quartet behind him.

Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.

Alastor: This little darling is Niffty!

Niffty: *drops to the floor, unaffected* Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! *eyes the four* Why're you all women? *lifts Charlie with no effort* Are there any men here?! *puts Charlie down* I'm sorry, that's rude. *looks around* Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! *grabs a spider and crushes it* Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense. *stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster* Oh, my gosh! This is awful! *she speed cleans throughout the hotel* Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! *spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin* Nope!

The five stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.

Husk: *lays his cards down the table* Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- *demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily* -tel? What the fuck is this? *looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him* You!

Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!

Husk: Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! *the jackpot disappears into nothingness*

Alastor: Good to see you too!

Husk: *facepalms angrily* What the hell do you want with me this time...?

Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!

Husk: Are you shittin' me?!

Alastor: Hmm... No, I don't think so!

Husk: *shoves Alastor off* You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! *camera pans to Alastor dusting himself off* You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!

Alastor: *grins as if he's about to laugh* Maybe!

Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.

Alastor: *teleports behind him through his shadow* Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! *gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic* With your charming smile *pulls Husks's lips into a forced smile* and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, *walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints* I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. *makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere*

Husk: *stares at the booze for a second* What? You think you can buy me with a wink *winks sarcastically* and some cheap booze?! *grabs the booze and looks at it* ...Well, you can! *downs the booze*

Vaggie: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth…brothel…man cave!

Angel Dust: *Launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere off screen* SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We *points to the bar with all his fingers* are keeping this!

Angel Dust: *starts flirting with Husk* Hey~

Husk: Go fuck yourself.

Angel Dust: *holds Husk's face* Only if you watch me!

Charlie: Oh, my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here! *tries to go for a handshake*

Husk: *reaches for his booze* I lost the ability to love years ago. *continues to down his booze*

Alastor: So, whaddaya think?

Charlie: This is amazing! *rubs her cheeks excitedly*

Vaggie: *with crossed arms* It's... okay.

Y/n: I think it could work.

Alastor: *reels the three towards him* Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!

He then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie and Y/n fast enough for him to shove Vaggie offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.

Alastor: ♫ You have a dream! *twirls Charlie and dresses her up* You wish to tell! *turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor* And it's just laughable *turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air*. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

Alastor turns to Y/n as she decides to join in. She smiled and gets an idea. She uses her magic powers to change her outfit into a similar one Charlie is wearing.

Alastor: ♫ *catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together* 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! *The two slide down the flattened stairs* ♫

Alastor: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! *dresses up the rest of the hotel staff* Take it, boys! ♫

Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie and Y/n who are having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.

Shadow Demons: Boo!

Alastor: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! *puts a fedora on Angel's head and pulls a feather out of Husk's. Angel responds with with a snap of his fingers back at Alastor while Husk flips him the middle finger* But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫ [He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie and slaps her butt. She throws the accessories to the floor, glaring after him. He then walks over to Y/n and kissed her hand.]

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastor: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! *kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off* And show these simpletons some proper class and style! *summons a shadow clone of himself* ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastor: ♫ *snaps away his shadow* Oh! Here below the ground, *twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks* I'm sure your plan is sound! *holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl* They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-

The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Charlie, Alastor, Y/n, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

Sir Pentious' war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.

Sir Pentious: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!

Alastor: Do I know you?

Sir Pentious: *ego deflates* Oh, yes you do! *Hood flares open* And this time, I have the element of- *pulls a lever* SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!

With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.

Alastor: *breaking the tension* ...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...

Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

Alastor: (sinisterly) ...Stay tuned. Hahaha...!

Sir Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastor along with Egg Boi #23.

Egg Boi #23: Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?

Sir Pentious collapses of exhaustion.

The hotel crew became closer with the new changes to the place.

After spending the day with Charlie and the crew, Charlie brought Y/n back to the Goetia Manor.

"It turned out to be a great day today, Y/n! Thanks so much for all your help on this. I know my dream will come true now." Charlie cheerfully tells Y/n.

Y/n smiles back at her.

"No problem, Charlie. I had a good day too. And I think that after what happened today, your dream can actually happen because you're a real determined one that's brave in every way you can think of, and get can get by anything." She tells Charlie back.

"Awww, thanks, Y/n. I'm glad we're best friends now." She hugs Y/n, which takes her back a bit but hugs her back too.

"I'm glad too." Y/n replies.

Then they both pull away. Charlie turns to leave.

"Well, I've got to get going now. See ya, Y/n! Also have fun getting to know, Tom." Charlie said with a little wink at the end.

Y/n blushes at this and answers back.

"Uh, yeah. See ya, Charlie." She said back as Charlie left.

Y/n then used her magic powers to change back into her normal everyday clothes.

She then knocks on the door. An imp butler opens it and sees that it's her. He bows to her.

"Y/n, your highness, we're glad you're back." He said and steps aside fur her to enter.

"Thank you." She replies and heads in as the imp butler closes the door behind her.

She then sees her dad, watching tv. He turns and sees her. He came over to her.

"Y/n, my owlet, you're back! How was your day? Did you have fun, my starlight?" He asked.

She nods and smiles at him.

"Yeah, dad. I actually had fun today. And I think I actually made friends with others today." She answers.

He cheerfully smiles at this.

"That's wonderful, my owlet! Who are they?" He questions excitedly.

"Well, there's Charlie, Vaggie, and the whole hotel crew. They all want to help Charlie like I want to." She answers.

"That's very lovely to hear, owlet. I'm so proud of you! You're finally making friends and having fun with others. I love you so much, my starlight." He said as hugs her close and she hugs him back.

She quietly laughs.

"I am too, dad. I love you back." She said back.

After having dinner with her family, Y/n goes upstairs, exhausted from her day.

She falls down onto her bed backside up.

Octavia looks at her sister from reading one of her taxidermy books.

"Hey, N/n." She said to her sister.

"Hey, Via." Y/n said back.

"How was your day? Did you have a nice time wherever you went to?" Via asked her.

Y/n sat up and looks to her.

"Yeah, I actually had a good time today. I hanged out with Charlie the princess of hell and helped out with her dream of sinner's redemption. And I think I made some friends too." She answered.

Via looks to her.

"Charlie? Charlie Morningstar? The princess of hell. You hung out with her?" Via asked wide eyed.

"Yeah, she's pretty cool and fun really. And her girlfriend, Vaggie, and the hotel crew too." Y/n replied.

"Oh, that sounds cool." Via replied.

"Yeah, it is." Y/n said with a small smile.

"Did you see anyone that you like?" Via suddenly questions her.

This caught her off guard. She thought about her crush, Tom. Y/n immediately hides her blush at the thought of him.

"Oh, uh, well, I...uh. I should get ready for bed. See ya, Via." She replied back slightly nervous and left the bedroom.

Via looked in her direction slightly suspicious but shrugged it off and continued reading her book.

Y/n then took a nice long bubble bath, which was quite soothing to her. Once she was done, she got dressed into her nightgown.

She then gets out the paper with Tom's phone number on it.

She saves the number on her phone and texted his number.

"Hello, Tom. It's me, Y/n." She texted.

She waited and got a text back.

"Hello, Y/n. It's nice to speak to you again." He texted back.

"It's nice to speak to you too. How was your day?" She texted him back.

"It was okay. Katie was pretty much mad about earlier today and kept ordering others and me around." He texted back.

"That sounds awful. Especially her personality. She sounds like a bitch." Y/n texted.

"Yeah. She is a bitch. You should see her on Mondays." Tom texted back.

"I can imagine that lol." She texted.

"Yeah lol." He texted.

She giggled at this.

Then she read another text.

"Hey, Y/n. Could I ask something?" He texted.

"Yeah." She texted back.

"I...I think I like you. Like I have a crush on you. Do you like me back?" He texted.

She blushed at this. She thought about Tom and he was. She had to admit she really like him back.

"Tom, I...I think I do like you back. As in a crush like way." She texted back.

"That's nice to hear. Hey, Y/n, can we hang out again soon? Like maybe, go out together? If it's okay with you?" He texted back.

She blushed and thought about this.

"As in go out? Like a date?" She texted.

"Well, yeah, if you're okay with it." He texted back to her.

She got excited at the thought of this.

"Yeah, sure. I'd love to." She said in her text.

"That's awesome! I love that too. When would you like to go out together?" He texted.

"Anytime I'm that's alright with you." She texted back.

"How about this weekend?" He texted.

She thinks about it and agrees.

"This weekend sounds nice." She texts back.

"Cool, I can't wait to see you again, Y/n." He texted.

"I can't wait to see you either, Tom." She texted back.

"I have to go now, bye, Tom." She texted him.

"Okay, bye, Y/n." He texted her back.

She then puts away her phone. She gets ready for bed. And got into her bed, she laid there in deep thought of everything that happened today.

She helped Charlie the actual princess of hell with her dream idea of sinner redemption, she made new friends, and even got a crush on someone, all in one day.

As she got tired and went to bed. She got settled into bed. She still had one question on her thoughts.

She blushed at the very thought of it.

She wondered how the hell she was gonna tell her family that she actually has a crush.

Chapter 13: Telling The Family

The next day, Y/n had been thinking about Tom the whole time. She had been sending him texts saying how he was during his work and he would reply back telling her that his day was going pretty much fine, and that after getting her texts, he would feel even more nicer knowing that she was there to give him some support. She couldn't help but blush at the thought of him. She had been getting new feelings for him like a stronger bond of some kind while she was getting to know him more. He would give her a sense of compassion, sympathy, and opening up more around others. She had gotten to know more about her new friends as well. And think of how she could probably be more social, but not too social around others. She still thought of how she could open up more with others. It made her have thoughts of how she would get to know others more.

While she was reading one of her magic spell books while listening to music, she saw that she got a text from Tom asking her about how she was at that very moment.

With great interest, she picked up her phone and looked at it.

"Hey, Y/n, how are you? I got a break from work and decided to send you a text." Tom said in the text.

"Hey, Tom, I'm good today. And how are you?" Y/n said back in the text.

"I'm good too. A lot more now that you're here to speak to me." Tom texted.

She looked at this with a growing blush.

"I'm glad you're here to speak to me too." She texted back.

"You're so kind." He replied in his text.

She giggled at this.

"Well, you are too." She replies back in her own text.

"Thanks! You wanna know something? Our ratings for our news station has been going up lately. I don't know if it's because of Charlie Morningstar and her hotel crew's idea of sinners getting redeemed giving us something else to talk about, but I've got to say it's working for us." He texted.

She slightly smiled at this at how Charlie's idea is getting more known to others.

"That's pretty cool! Charlie been making sure she's working even more to help other sinners help other sinners get redeemed with hotel idea and the crew too. Even Alastor The Radio Demon is helping out with our idea." She texted back.

"Alastor the radio demon? How did you all get his help the sinners getting redeemed idea? The guy's a well known overlord to just about everyone." He texts back.

"He decided to help us with our hotel redemption idea and use his overlord powers to actually help others like us." She texted back.

"Well, I guess you guys actually have an advantage with having The Radio Demon himself help the Charlie Morningstar's idea too." Tom texts back.

"Yeah, I guess there is." She texts back.

She thinks about the idea even more.

"Well, I've got to get going, my break's nearly over and Katie is gonna kill me if I don't get her papers again. See ya, Y/n." He texted back.

"Alright, see ya, Tom." She texted back.

She blushed as she looked at the last text sent from him.

Then she could sense someone was nearby her.

"Who are you texting, N/n?" A voice said from near her.

Y/n slightly jumped and saw Octavia there looking at her with her arms crossed and an eyebrow raised.

"Oh uh, just a friend, Via." Y/n replies nervously.

"A friend or someone you like?" Via asked her.

Y/n tried to hide her blush.

"Uh, well, just a good friend that's someone I kinda like." Y/n tries to say.

"N/n, I know that look, you like someone." Via tells her.

N/n looks to her.

"How did you know?" She asked.

"Your blush is showing on your face, N/n." Via points out.

N/n then immediately could tell she was blushing. Via still gave her a staring look. Y/n just couldn't hide it anymore.

"Alright. Yeah. I like someone." She confessed.

Via then uncrosses her arms and suddenly gets an interested look.

"What's their name?" Via asks.

"His name is Tom. Tom Trench. He's a sinner and a news reporter at the tv station, and is actually kinda nice." N/n replies.

"Tom Trench, that news reporter guy that shows up on the tv channel news? That's him?" Via asked.

"Yeah, that's him." N/n answers.

Via then smiles to her.

"Oh, you have a crush. N/n has a crush. My own sister has a real crush on someone." Via tells her with a knowing tone.

"Uh, well, uh...yeah. I guess I do." N/n replies quietly while looking away.

"Huh? What was that, my owlets?" Stolas said as he calls out to his to daughters while walking in the room.

"Oh, uh..." N/n just says.

"N/n got a crush on someone." Via answers.

Stolas gets a shocked expression and looks to N/n.

"Is it true, N/n?" He asks.

"Yeah, it is, dad." She responds.

Then he suddenly becomes all cheerful and happy for her.

"Oh, that's wonderful, my owlet! You finally have a crush on someone! And who is this someone you like?" He replies cheerfully.

"His name is Tom. Tom Trench. He's a sinner and a TV news reporter." She replies back.

"Oh my, a sinner. How interesting. This Tom fellow sounds like a nice individual. Is he nice and likes you back? And do you really like him too, owlet?" Stolas questions.

N/n thinks about this and tries hide her blush and nods back.

"Yeah, I really like him back." She answers back earnestly.

Stolas then smiles widely at this and has a happy expression.

"Oh my, Lucifer! The day has come! My little starlight has a crush on someone!" Stolas said as he came over and hugged her.

N/n just hugs her dad back.

Stella came over to see the three.

"What are you so happy about, Stolas?!" She loudly asks him.

The three all look over to her.

"Oh uh, Stella. You're here. It's just that we're happy that our little N/n has her first crush on someone." Stolas replies.

Stella raised an eyebrow.

"A crush? On someone?" She asks.

She looks to Y/n.

"Is it true, Y/n?" She questions her.

"Yes, it's true, mom." She replies back to her.

"Who is it then?" Stella asks.

"His name is Tom Trench and he's a sinner and a TV news reporter." Y/n informs her.

Stella raised an eyebrow at this. She wondered how her youngest daughter had a crush on someone. A sinner. A sinner at that. Sinners were below their goetia royal status. Especially with her perfect little N/n. She got somewhat upset after hearing this, but she was still happy for her youngest daughter for finding love. She tries to hide her feelings and tries to show a bit of kindness for her youngest daughter.

"Hm, well, good for you, dear. I guess I'm glad for you too that you found someone that you like." Stella said as she slightly smiles at N/n and then walks off.

While giving Stolas one last death glare.

Once she left, N/n, Via, and Stolas then regained their original feelings after finding N/n has a crush.

"We're so glad for you, my little starlight." Stolas said with a smile as he held her close.

"Yeah, I'm glad for you too, N/n." Via tells her with a smile.

"Thanks, dad and Via." She tells her dad and sister.

She was actually pretty glad that her family was understanding of her having a crush.

N/n thought that this could really be a good thing she has in her growing life of relationships.

Chapter 14: Date Night

After a few days, it was the weekend and date night. The date to go out with Tom. Y/n had waited for this day and couldn't think of anything else. She had been thinking of what to wear, dress, or how to look like on date night with her crush. She looked through her closet and looked at all of the dresses her parents had bought her. There were many that looked beautiful and looked relatively new and in good condition. She didn't really know what to decide on. She just didn't know since this was her first real date with someone she liked.

She decided that since there was no other decision with it, she would ask her sister for advice. She looked over in the other room and saw Octavia in the room, with Via listening to her music while she was reading a magazine. She came over to her older sister. Via looked at her as she came over.

"Hey, Via." N/n said and began to say.

"Yeah, N/n?" Via asked her.

"I have date tonight with Tom. I don't really know what to wear since this is my first date. And I was wondering if you could help me decide what to wear and get ready for it." She told them.

Her sister looked at her before she smiled at her with a knowing look.

Via came over to her.

"I can help you with that, N/n. I can help you look your best with what I know about dates." She told her younger sister.

N/n then smiles at her, glad for her help.

"Thanks, Via." She replied.

Via gave her the basic steps on how to prepare for a date. Look and feel her best, dress up with nice looking clothes, some light make up, her hairstyle, some jewelry, and look confident.

N/n took a brief shower, dried off, and got her clothes. She wore a (f/c) dress with stars on it, over a blue ivory shirt, and a black cardigan over it. She put on her blue silver and gold necklace, her white gold bracelet, and some gold earrings. She then brushed and styled her hair with her hair neatly put down and with a ponytail behind her hair and a star hair clip on top of her hairstyle. She put on a light amount of make up like blush, eyeshadow, and mascara.

Once she was done getting ready, Via came over and looked at her sister's looks for her first date.

"How do I look?" N/n asked Via.

"Wow, N/n! You look really pretty. You look real good when you're dressed up like this." Via compliments her.

"I look pretty like this?" N/n asks.

"Yeah. You're sure to impress your date, Tom." Via told her.

"Thanks, Via." N/n said.

"No problem, that's what sisters are for." She replied.

They both shared a laugh together.

After a while, Y/n received a text from Tom asking her if she was ready for the date and where they would go for their date night.

"Hey, Y/n. You ready to go out together tonight?" He texted.

"Hey, Tom. I'm ready for us go out together tonight. Where would you like to head over to for our date?" She texted back.

"Good! And we could head over to a nice little restaurant together. Then we could head to the beach for a walk if you would like?" Tom texted her.

"Sure. I like that idea." She texted back.

"Awesome! I'll see you there, Y/n." He texts back.

"See ya there, Tom." She texts back.

She then got ready to leave for her date until her dad came over.

"Oh my little starlight! I can't believe it! Your very first date! You and Via have grown up so fast! I'm so happy for you, my owlet." He told her with a joyful tone.

She smiles at him.

"Thanks, dad." She replies.

"Now go on and have fun tonight, starlight. I love you." He said.

"I love you too, dad." She replies and then left outside to head on her date.

She teleports to the area of the of the restaurant where Tom and her would meet up.

She looks around and she sees him there.

He looks and saw her too.

He was wearing a fine blue suit looking very nice, black shoes, his blonde hair styled and slick, and wearing a rose on his suit.

They came over to each other.

As soon as they see how they were dressed, they both blushed at each other.

"Y/n...you look beautiful." Tom said to her with a affectionate tone.

"Thank you. And Tom...you look real handsome and attractive." Y/n told him with a love filled tone of her own.

"Thank you back, your highness." He replied with a blush.

"No problem." She replied back blushing.

He held out his hand for her.

"Let's head in, princess." He said with a sweet tone.

"Okay, handsome boy." She said back playfully.

They held hands together as they blushed at each other's touch.

They head in the restaurant together. They sat together in a seat facing each other. They continued blushing as they stared. They talked about themselves while waiting for their dishes.

"How's life as a news reporter?" She asked.

"It's a pretty nice job. It gets popularity with views and ratings. And I get paid well." He replied.

"That sounds kinda cool." She replied.

"How's life living with a royal family status?" He asked.

"It's pretty nice in a way. I live a high status, get respected, and love as goetia royalty. I love it." She replies with a smile.

He nods with interest.

"That's interesting. It must be worth living as royalty status." He comments.

"It actually is." She responds.

"What kinds of hobbies do you like?" She asks.

"I like reading newspapers, writing down notes, watching tv, news, watching sunsets, training and organizing, and of course reporting the news." He replies back.

"That's real cool." She comments.

"Thanks. What are your hobbies?" He said back.

"I like reading, writing, drawing, painting, listening to goth music, stargazing, gardening, and practicing my magic powers and abilities." She answers.

"That sounds amazing." He commented.

"Thanks." She blushed red.

"You're welcome." He blushed red back.

"How's your family like?" He asks.

"My dad is the Goetia prince, my mom is a princess by marriage, and my sister and I are Goetia Princesses and she is the heir to the Goetia throne after my dad while I inherit the heir status if something happens to my dad and sister. So it's kinda interesting in a way to be of demon royalty like I am." She explains.

"That's very fascinating. Just like you are." Tom answers with a deep loving stare at her.

She blushes back at this.

"Thanks. You are too." She replies.

Now it was his turn to blush.

They both quietly laughed.

Their dishes came and they shared a bottle of champagne together. They had a good time trying it. They kept staring and blushing.

As they finished, Tom and Y/n both paid together.

After that, they left and went over to the beach for a walk together.

They walked each other there hand in hand as they saw the beachside and could see the sunset there as well.

They looked at how wonderful the view of the sunset was from where they were.

"Wow, the sunset is really pretty." Y/n said in wonder while they were both staring at the sunset together.

"Yes, it is. I love sunsets like these." Tom said back in deep thought.

"Let's watch it for a while." He suggested.

"I'd love to." She replied.

They both sat on the beach together while they still held hands.

"The water looks very nice too. It could be very nice for a swim. Do you like swimming?" He asked.

She thought about this question and looked away.

"I...used to." She slowly replied.

"You used to?" He replied back.

"I used to like swimming but then something happened that made me stop liking it." She replied.

"You mean you used you like it before what you went through happened?" He asked.

She nodded her head.

"Yeah." She answered.

He then nods back in understanding.

"I see. That's awful. I'm sorry to hear that." He replied.

"Nah, it's alright. I just try not to think about it." She said back.

They both look to the sunset.

"Aren't sunsets really pretty amazing?" He asked.

"Yeah, they are." She replied to his question.

Then he turned to her.

"And you're even more prettier than that. You're gorgeous." He told her as he looked at her lovingly as she still stared at the sunset.

She turned to him after he said that with a deep blush.

"I'm gorgeous?" She asked him.

"Yes, you are. You're one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen." Tom tells her what he thought about her.

She blushed at him even more.

"Thanks. I think you're one of the handsomest guys I ever seen and met." She tells him what she thought about him.

He blushed back after she said that.

"Oh, well, thank you. No one's ever really said that to me before. I never really thought about love like this." He replied.

"Really? I haven't either. I never experienced it." She responds back.

They both look away at the thought then looked at each other.

"You really opened my eyes to what love could be." He replied.

"And you did with me too." She replied back.

They looked at each face to face and held each other's hands in their own.

"Y/n, could I ask you something?" He asked in question.

"Yeah, you can." She answered.

"Y/n... I've been wanting to ask you think since we met. I have real feelings for you ever since then. The moment I saw you. What I'm trying to say is...Y/n, could you be my girlfriend?" He asked.

She looked at him with wide eyes and took in his question. She then realized what he said. And then nodded her head with her answer to his question with a bright smile on her face.

"Yes! Yes, I will be your girlfriend. And you can be my boyfriend." She replied cheerfully.

He smiled cheerfully with a blush after hearing that.

"I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad we're boyfriend and girlfriend now." He replied.

"I am too." She replied back.

They both smiled with blushes at each other at their answers.

It became dark outside and night time came and the stars all came out.

"Y/n, could I kiss you?" He asked.

She smiled at him back.

"Of course you can." She replied back.

He then blushes as they both came close and slowly kissed each other on the lips.

They stayed like that for a while.

After their long first kiss, they slowly pulled away and looked at each other in deep affection.

"Y/n, I love you." Tom said.

"Tom, I love you too." Y/n said back.

They both hugged each other close in their loving embrace.

They look up at the night star lit sky.

"Let's stargaze for a bit. I love stargazing." She suggested.

"Of course. I'd love to." He replied back.

They both sat together hand in hand watching the stars above them. They were cuddling each other the whole time. She laid her head on his shoulder and rested there. He blushed more at this and gently laid his head on hers as they stayed like that for a while.

Then after a while, they looked at each other.

"I love you, Y/n, my owl princess." Tom said.

"I love you, Tom, my loving sinner." Y/n said back.

Then they both slowly stood up.

"If you want, I could take you home?" He asked.

She nods back with a smile.

"Yes, you can walk me back." She answered.

"Of course, my owl princess." He replied.

They share a another kiss.

She tells him where she lived. And they lead each other there as they walked in direction of the Goetia Manor. As they arrive at the front of the manor, they look at each other.

"I had the nicest time with you tonight, Tom." She tells him.

"I did too, Y/n. My time with you was amazing." He tells her back.

"Thanks." She replied with a blush.

She then cuddles him close and he cuddles her back as they shared a love moment.

They look to each other again and share one last long kiss together.

They pull away and look at each other's eyes deeply.

"I love you, my handsome boyfriend." She said as she held him.

"I love you too, my beautiful girlfriend." He said back as he held them close.

She slowly pulled away and went to the front door of the manor.

"Goodnight, Tom. I love you, my loving sinner." She said to him with a deep blush.

"Goodnight, Y/n, I love you too, my owl princess." He said back with a deep blush.

She smiles at him with a blush one again as they stared at each other lovingly.

She went over and sneaked in one last kiss to him as she then back to the front door and entered the manor.

As they share this one last kiss, she went back inside the manor as he left blushing red.

As soon as Y/n came in from through the front door, her family excitedly came over to her and asked her questions.

"Y/n, my starlight, welcome back, how was your first date?" Stolas came and asked her excitedly.

"How your date with your crush?" Octavia asked.

"Hey, guys. My first date went really well. It was pretty fun. Tom and I had a nice time together." Y/n answered.

They had excited looks.

"And we're boyfriend and girlfriend now." She then said.

They both stared at her side eyed and the smiled back at her.

"Oh my little starlight! You have a boyfriend now! This is wonderful. I am do happy and proud of you owlet." He proudly tells his daughter.

"That's pretty cool, N/n. You have your own boyfriend now." Via tells her with a smile.

"Yeah, I love him a whole lot." N/n replies with a smile and a deep blush on her face.

Her family hugged close after hearing their youngest daughter now in a relationship.

The young owlet still blushing while thinking about it.

She was in love with someone and was now dating someone she loved.

Y/n thought about her date that night and thought about how she will remember this as one of her loving memories about how she got her first date and became a girlfriend that very same night as well.

Chapter 15: Overture

The episode begins with a depiction of the universe, where Heaven lies in the sky with its golden gates shining. The narrator, Charlie Morningstar, tells a story of how entities called Angels made the universe.

Charlie Morningstar: Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of Pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil.

As the narration goes on, the images show the silhouette of her father, Lucifer Morningstar, making fireworks, which draws the ire of the angels for his behavior.

Charlie Morningstar: Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for All of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels began to expand the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of Mankind.

The angels then created a planet called Earth, where they produced the first humans, Adam and Lilith.

Charlie Morningstar: But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to his will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two rebellious dreamers fell deeply in love.

Lilith rejects Adam and flees, where she meets Lucifer and falls in love.

Charlie Morningstar: Together, they wished to share the magic of free will with humanity, offering the Fruit of Knowledge to Adam's new bride, Eve, who gladly accepted.

They came to Adam's new bride, Eve, to offer her an apple from a tree to bring free will to humanity.

But the Earth was shattered by darkness unleashed by them. The angels banished Lucifer and Lilith from Heaven and Earth and into the depths of the black and dark realm now called Hell.

Charlie Morningstar: But this gift came with a curse. For with this single act of disobedience, evil finally found its way into Earth. With it, a new realm of darkness and sin. And the order Heaven worked to maintain was shattered. As punishment for their reckless act, Heaven cast Lucifer and his love into the dark pit he had created, never allowing him to see the good that came from humanity, only the cruel and the wicked. Ashamed, Lucifer lost his will to dream.

While Lucifer stagnated, Lilith thrived and brought Hell to new heights, leading the angels to start the yearly Extermination as population control for the overpopulated demons and sinners.

Charlie Morningstar: But Lilith thrived, empowering demonkind with her voice and songs. And as the numbers of Hell grew, so did its power. Threatened by this, Heaven made a truly heartless decision. That every year, they would send down an army, an Extermination, to ensure Hell and its sinners could never rise against them. But Lilith's hope remained. And her dream was passed down to their precious daughter, the Princess of Hell.

As Charlie finishes narrating, she closes a book titled "The Story of Hell" and looks out to Pentagram City.

Charlie: Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud.

Y/n came over to Charlie. She had became close friends with the princess of hell. And began hanging out more often and came over today after telling her family she would. She smiled over at her with a confident smile.

Y/n: I know you will.

Charlie: Thanks, Y/n.

Charlie smiles at her while thanking her for her moral support, as she soberly looks out the window to Pentagram City burning to the ground, just as Vaggie comes into the room.

Vaggie: Charlie? Y/n?

The key Charlie is holding transforms into KeeKee who scampers away, and Charlie and Y/n turn to Vaggie in surprise and shock.

Charlie: Aah! Oh, shit.

Y/n: Did you hear all that?

Vaggie: Uh, yeah. I was right there.

Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway.

Charlie: Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps...

Y/n: That's understandable.

Vaggie: *chuckles* I know. Don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics. Are you two okay? *sits down with Charlie and Y/n*

Y/n: I'm okay.

Charlie: I'm fine too. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff.

Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom yet?

Charlie shakes her head in dismay.

Vaggie: Oof… how long has it been now?

Charlie: Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about.

Y/n: Your mom sounds kinda irresponsible to be honest.

Y/n then thinks of how her mom is.

Charlie just nods.

Vaggie: Well, at least you aren't alone. We're here.

Y/n: Right.

Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will. We have faith in you.

Y/n: That's true.

KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Y/n pets her and as Vaggie stands up.

Vaggie: Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us. *walks out the room*

As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie and Y/n turn to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. Charlie looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.

Y/n looks at her with concern.

The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her, Y/n staring at him with disapproval, to Charlie’s interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of her crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd, to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off and jumping into Y/n's arms, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.

Alastor: (the camera turns on with static) Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!

Alastor turns off the television.

Alastor: So, what do you think?

On the couch, Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.

Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?

Y/n: What the fuck was it?

Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...

Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.

Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious.

Y/n: It was bullshit.

Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.

Y/n: That's the goal of all this.

Charlie: Vaggie and Y/n are right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them.

Alastor: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement.

He taps the television twice with his microphone staff.

Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it.

Y/n: You think that's fun, Al?

Vaggie: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (stands up) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time.

Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

Vaggie: What?

Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?

Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it.

Vaggie: Angel, you're a porn star.

Angel Dust: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in.

Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial.

Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel.

Y/n just grimaces to herself at what Angel says about sex.

As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.

Alastor: Haha! Never going to happen!

Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits.

Charlie chuckles nervously as Y/n stares at him with wide eyes until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.

Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back.

Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, baby.

While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.

Charlie: Hello? Dad?

As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Vaggie, Angel, Y/n, and Alastor.

Angel Dust: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?

Alastor: Oh, trust me,

Smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic.

Alastor: -I can.

Husk: Why do you think I'm here?

The camera moves to Husk at the bar.

Husk: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?

As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.

Niffty: I like being forced.

Husk: Keep that to yourself, Niff.

Angel Dust: What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?

Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat.

Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty.

Y/n watches the two argue with confusion.

Vaggie: *sighs* Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to.

Angel Dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?

Y/n: It kinda is.

Vaggie: Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible.

Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.

Angel Dust: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive.

The scene comes back to Charlie, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.

Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?

Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.

Charlie: Yes... YES!

Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie and Y/n in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.

Charlie: VAGGIE, Y/N, HOLY SHIT!

Vaggie: Ah! What?

Y/n: What is it, Charlie?

Charlie waves them to come to her for some exciting news.

Charlie: *mumbling excitedly* get over here!

Vaggie sighs happily as Y/n sighs as well and come to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie and Y/n meet Charlie behind.

Vaggie: What's going on?

Y/n: What's up?

Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.

Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead. And if that I could bring someone with me too.

Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Y/n and Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.

Y/n: Wait, what?

Charlie: Y/n, could you come with me, please? *Gives her puppy dog eyes*

Y/n: I guess I could.

Vaggie: But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-

As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing while holding Y/n with her.

Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

Vaggie: Charlie, hold on...

Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

Vaggie: It's just a meeting.

Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫

♫ And touch their hearts♫

♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫

Vaggie: This could be bad...

Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie! ♫

♫ This could be swell! ♫

♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫

Y/n: Hopefully.

Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing to them.

Just before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the open door where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City while bringing Y/n along with her, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.

Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street!

Vaggie: Is she—?

Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'!

Vaggie: Ugh, no...

Angel Dust: Y/n is probably gonna have the song stuck with her the whole time.

Vaggie: Oh, yeah...

The scene cuts to Charlie and Y/n making their way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as Charlie continues to sing her song.

Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫

♫ That wafts through the air. ♫

♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫

Charlie and Y/n come to a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice them, and Charlie awkwardly flees with Y/n before continuing to sing.

♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫

♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫

Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose with Y/n pulling her away. They cautiously avoid the corpse and press on the street.

♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫

Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.

Hi, mister!

Demon: Go fuck yourself!

One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.

Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫

Charlie: Hello!

Y/n just looks and walks.

Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫

Charlie: Ah, excuse me!

Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫

Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫

Charlie and Y/n climb on the trunk of the destroyed car and face the other direction.

Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫

♫ That any soul can change! ♫

From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend and Goetia friend.

Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫

♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫

♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫

Vaggie: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫

♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫

♫ The lost and displaced. ♫

♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫

♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫

A truck comes by, and Charlie and Y/n hitch a ride from behind so they can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town.

Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫

♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫

♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫

♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫

Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on. Y/n uses her magic ability to shield herself from the blood.

Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! ♫

♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫

♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫

♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫

Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫

♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫

♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫

Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.

♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫

♫ To change their minds. ♫

Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeps her out.

Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫

Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna...

♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫

Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!

♫ I can already tell! ♫

♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫

Charlie and Y/n have gotten to right where they want to be, the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. They open the door to look inside.

Charlie: Hello! *voice echoes*

The two enter through the door and find the whole embassy deserted. They walk to the front desk to check in.

Charlie: Hello? *voice echoes* Creepy...

Y/n: Real creepy.

Charlie and Y/n come to the front desk with no one but a single bell. Charlie taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to the two girls.

Charlie: Oh, okay... *signs it* Also creepy.

Y/n: I'll say.

The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie and Y/n the meeting room, and they enter inside the dark room with no one around.

Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here?

Y/n: Doesn't look like it.

The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.

Adam: 'Sup!

Charlie: Holy shit!

Y/n looks.

Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised while Y/n nearly fell down but stood back up and stares with wide eyes in front of her by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. Y/n helps Charlie get back up and Charlie readjusts herself to introduce herself and Y/n properly.

Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. And this is my friend, Y/n.

Y/n: Hello.

Charlie: My dad asked me if we could meet you.

Adam: Yeah, I know.

Charlie: Okay, well.

Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw.

Charlie: It's nice to meet you two.

Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you two, too.

Adam reaches over to give Charlie and Y/n a handshake, and as they were about to shake his hand, their hands slip right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out and makes Y/n leer at him.

Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. *turns to Lute* Did you see that?

Lute nods once.

Adam: Good shit.

Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.

Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?

Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? *laughs* No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? *chuckles* Ew.

Y/n rolls her eyes at his behavior.

Charlie: Right. So, we're happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-

Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.

Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you two.

Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie and Y/n.

Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it.

Y/n: No thanks.

She knew it was another set up.

Charlie: Uh...thanks.

Charlie goes to take a piece of a rib, but her hand passes right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.

Adam: I got you again, bitch! *laughs* Fuckin' hilarious!

Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.

Y/n glares at him for making fun of her friend.

The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.

Vaggie: Okay, so, Charlie and Y/n are dealing with something very important, so while they're gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents Charlie's vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. (Turning to Alastor) Alastor?

Alastor snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.

Vaggie: A video camera?

Alastor: Hmmm.

Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this!

The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirrs as it brings the two into focus.

Vaggie: And… Action!

Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.

Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?"

Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!"

Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.

Husk: "Well, you come—"

Angel Dust: (moaning) "Oh, yes!"

Husk: (bored) …"to the right place."

Vaggie has had it, and stops recording.

Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?

Husk: (Angrily) I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!

Angel Dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. (gets closer to Husk's face) Rrawwr. (purrs seductively)

Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.

Husk: Whoops.

Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.

Vaggie: (Offscreen) Husk, come on.

Cutting back to Charlie's and Y/n's meeting with Adam, they looked bored, Charlie propping herself on her elbows while they both listen to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life. The camera cuts to Adam.

Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" (pointing to his penis down the table) All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? (Lute shaking her head) No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! (eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily) So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you two do this weekend?

Y/n thought about her date with her boyfriend, Tom. But she was as sure as fuck, not telling Adam about it.

Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you…Oh….

Charlie and Y/n put the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why Charlie's mother left him, making her wince.

Y/n: It's really him.

Charlie: (low voice) That explains so much.

Adam: I know. I fucking rock. (Holds up his hand in the sign of the horns.)

Y/n just stares away from him. Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.

Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir.

Adam: Call me, Dickmaster.

Y/n raises an eyebrow at him in slight disgust.

Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart— (pauses) …well, stand up guy.

Adam: (picking his teeth) Uh-huh.

Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!

Adam: I mean, your words, babe.

Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something.

Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!

Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem!

Adam: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch.

Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem.

Adam: Oh…uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem.

Charlie and Y/n stare at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.

Adam: Ummm...

Cuts back to the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her.

Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!

Vaggie: Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?

Niffty: Got it. I'm ready.

Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.

Vaggie: Action!

Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.

Vaggie: Uhh, cut.

Niffty: *snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self* (giggles) How was that?

Vaggie: Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again.

Niffty: Ok!

Vaggie: Action!

Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.

Angel Dust: *smug* (whisper) You're doing great, Vagina.

Vaggie: (irritated) Cut! Alright, uhh… maybe we can try to… fix it in post.

Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means?

Vaggie: *angrily* I'll figure it out!

The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.

Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm?

Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo (this asshole)... Why are you even here?

Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her.

Alastor: For the entertainment.

Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.

Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and (shadow disappears) fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!

Vaggie, getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.

Vaggie: (points the camera to Alastor) And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—

As Vaggie is panning the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.

Vaggie: UGH!

Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear. (pointing to his face) This face was made for radio.

As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.

Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so (imitating Alastor's voice) "entertaining" (back to normal voice) to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?

As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes.

Alastor: [shrugging] Fair enough. [approaches her] I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal.

Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?

Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again.

Vaggie has second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her.

Alastor: Or…Charlie and Y/n can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice.

Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.

Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.

Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.

Alastor: Now then!

Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.

Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial.

Cuts to Charlie and Y/n looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.

Adam: You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, (high pitched-voice) "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."

Charlie: NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!

Y/n nods.

Adam: Ohh. (pauses, then laughs) Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! (turning to Lute) Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?

Lute: Got a good 275 this year, sir.

Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it.

Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does.

Charlie: Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right?

Adam: Oh yeah. That must suck for you! *bursts into laughter*

Charlie: But these are souls...Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven.

Lute: (coldly) They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation.

Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes.

Lute: Angels don't make mistakes.

Charlie: You really think that.

Lute: I know that.

Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life.

Y/n glares harshly at both of them.

As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.

Lute: The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your Hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?

Y/n glares deeply at her.

Adam: Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it.

Charlie: Oh, fuck!

Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she can, summoning a stack of papers to the table.

Charlie: Okay, we've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing us before, so here it goes. (clears throat)

Y/n just shakes her head knowing Charlie was going to sing.

Charlie starts singing quickly, pulling drawings from the stack to show them what she means.

Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫

♫ It's a bad situation. ♫

♫ It's taking a toll. ♫

♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫

♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫

♫ At my Hazbin Hotel—♫

Charlie puts down the drawings she's holding and reaches for another.

Charlie: Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

Y/n looks to her in question.

♫ Right! Extermination! ♫

♫ I know you guys fly down. ♫

♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫

♫ And it must be annoying. ♫

♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫

♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫

♫ That trip disappears! ♫

♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫

♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day in— ♫

Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫

Charlie: Oh—

Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫

Charlie: Okay...

Y/n just rolls her eyes at him.

Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫

♫ Is letting them climb. ♫

♫ Up the ladder. ♫

♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫

Charlie: Well, uh—

Adam: ♫ Sorry, sweeties. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫

♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

Charlie: Okay, but—

Y/n tries to hold her back.

Y/n: Charlie.

Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babes. ♫

♫ You're wasting your breath. ♫

Charlie: Hehe...

Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫

♫ That they don't deserve death?

♫ Are they Winners? ♫

♫ Are they Sinners? ♫

♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫

Charlie: Well, actually, if you take a look—

Y/n holds one of Charlie's papers.

Adam: ♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫

♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫

♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫

♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫

♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫

♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫

♫ Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫

♫ Adam sings guitar solo ♫

Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam with Y/n helping her.

Charlie: Ugh...

Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫

♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫

♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫

Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie and Y/n from all sides.

(Charlie: Where the hell did you people come from?!)

(Y/n shrugs at her.)

♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫

♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫

♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫

♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫

♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫

♫ Fuckin' Hell is forever. ♫

♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫

♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫

♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫

Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burns the paper she's holding.

Y/n begins to become mad herself as if she's getting her magic psychic powers ready to attack the angels.

♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫

♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫

♫ That we've made the determination. ♫

♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫

He brandishes a scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!"

Charlie: What?!

Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫

♫ To slaughter those little c****. ♫

♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫

♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫

Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door. Lute throws her papers after her. Y/n glares at both of them and teleports herself outside with Charlie.

Charlie: Um, wait, you-you—

As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him.

Y/n gently holds her back.

Charlie: [tearing up] Ugh, SHIT!

Y/n: Hm. Some angels.

Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door with Y/n putting a hand on her shoulder for comfort before the scene cuts to black.

Charlie sadly returns to the hotel with Y/n by her side. Vaggie runs to them and hugs them.

Vaggie: Charlie! Y/n! How did it go, did they listen?

Charlie: Oh, they sure did… hear it. But, um-

Y/n: They didn't listen.

Vaggie: Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you two.

Vaggie leads Charlie and Y/n to the group.

Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air.

Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!

Charlie: Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?

Y/n: You all really did manage it?

Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself.

Charlie: *beaming and tearing up* That's... that's amazing.

Y/n: *smiling* Yeah, it is, guys.

Angel Dust: Sshh, it's starting.

Vaggie (On TV): Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -

TV cuts to a breaking news report

Vaggie, Charlie, and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain. Niffty claps and giggles. Y/n secretly gets excited to see her boyfriend on it with a blush.

Charlie smirks at her.

Katie Killjoy: Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?

Tom Trench: No, what does that mean, Katie?

Y/n blushes red while watching her boyfriend on the tv.

Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked! *Eye twitches*

Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.

Angel: Wait, what? Why?!

After what happened at the hotel later on, Y/n texted Tom about seeing him on the news.

"Hey, Tom. I saw you on the news earlier. You looked really handsome on there, babe." She said on her text.

"Oh, you saw me? Cool, I'm glad you got to see me during my job hours, babe." He texted back.

"Yeah, when can I see you in person, babe?" She texted.

"You can see me in person right now, actually. I'm for done today." He texted back.

"Cool, I'll see you in a bit." She answered on her text.

"Alright, see ya in a bit, babe." He answered back on his text.

After texting him, Y/n then create a portal and teleports herself to where Tom is. Once they saw each other, they blush completely red. They went over to each other with deep smiles and gave each other a long kiss and cuddled close with their hands linked together.

"Hey, babe." She said in a sweet way.

"Hey, baby." He said back sweetly.

"How was your day?" She asked.

"It was pretty normal day for us. Reporting about the news of the upcoming extermination moved up early. And Katie being bossy as usual. How was yours, babe?" He replied.

"I went with Charlie to speak to two angels earlier today. And let me tell you. Those two angels were not what I expected at all." She replied back.

"Wow! You were up close to angels. That must have been a scary experience." He said.

"Nah. They weren't here in person. They were only on holograms to show themselves." She said back.

"Oh. I'm glad. I don't want you to get harmed in anyway to any Angel." He tells her.

"Awww, you're so kind, babe." She tells him.

She holds him closer and kisses him as he kisses back.

"When I saw you on the news earlier, you looked so hot. You looked really handsome on TV, babe." She compliments him.

"Why, thank you, babe. You're quite beautiful yourself no matter where you are." He compliments her back.

"Oh, babe." She replies.

They stood in front of each other, holding their hands together. With deep smiles and deep red blushes present on their faces as they stared at only each other during their passionate moment.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back.

They gave each other more kisses and cuddles as they spent the rest of the evening together.

 

A drone scours an area until it finds a dead Exorcist corpse with its head missing. The drone scans the corpse.

Lute: We found the body, sir. They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!

Adam: No, no. We can't risk them catching on. But don't worry. When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!

Adam slams a fist on the projector, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.

Chapter 16: Radio Killed The Video Star

The episode opens with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner. Y/n was nearby her keeping her company.

Charlie: Okay. So, the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year! No big deal, just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! *Starts to panic* And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Y/n touches Charlie's shoulder.

Y/n: We can handle it.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.

Charlie: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?

Angel panics and retreats the phone back.

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Y/n: I'm pretty sure that every sinner demon that knows about it is freaking out.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fright from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Sir Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his Egg Boiz scattering around.

Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor! Come and face-

Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.

Sir Pentious: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!

Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Y/n, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious' zeppelin.

Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!

Egg Boi: Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!

Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.

Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~

Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.

Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.

Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.

Alastor cocks his head.

Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times?

Alastor: Well, you must have been really bad at this.

Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.

Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.

Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?

Alastor: Oh, nobody important.

Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.

Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes. Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!

Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.

Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!

Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.

Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!

Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.

Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?

Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!

Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.

Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?

Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my department, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-

Off-screen there are several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.

Valentino: (In Background) THAT FUCKING BITCH!

Velvette: Just get your ass here, NOW! ...Damn it, Valentino!

The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.

Vox: 'Oh god. Here I go, Valentino.' Just another fucking day with Val. Hey-hey-hey. Fuck my life.

Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.

Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox in the same position, sighing, and then putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.

Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?

Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce-

The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-

Vox: VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.

Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers.

Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?

Vox: Thirty seconds ago. [walks off] Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.

He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.

Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.

Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! BURN IT like the witches who wore it!

As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her.

Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?

Velvette: Up in his tower, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!

Vox: (sighs) And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?

Velvette: Who knows? But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!

Melissa nervously runs onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit by swiping her hand, one after another until she spots the one she wants.

Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one.

Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.

Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! (flips him off) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!

Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.

Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! [throws drink] Kitty! Another drink!

The Robo Fizz next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.

Valentino: Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!

As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.

Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?

Valentino: *gets up* Fucking Angel Dust! [walks up to him] Who the hell else would I be talking about?! *walks past him* That fucking SLUT walked out on me! [turns to Vox] ME! I fucking made him! *Vox walks a little way away* Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.

Vox: Oh! Angel quit?

Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! [takes Vox's phone] He MOVED!!!

As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.

Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?! *walks to closet* He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's bimbo daughter!

Vox: Angel is... living with Lucifer's daughter now?

Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno- Something mannish like that, she's got this hotel and—

As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.

Valentino: [in a more relaxed tone] Which of these makes me look sexier? *turns to closet*

Vox: Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.

As he speaks, his left eye changes to show his simmering anger, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.

Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!

Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.

Vox: *distorted* VAL. *calms down* Hehe. Think about it.

Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking away one of his guns and putting it in his pocket.

Vox: Our brand is perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will do for our image?

Valentino: Um...fuck it up?

A stereotypical 'winning' ding is played.

Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?

Valentino: No!

Vox: Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! Sooo...you should...

Valentino: Do nothing?

A sound like winning at a casino is played.

Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the *pinches cheek* big bucks.

Valentino: Ugh, but I really wanted to shoot someone!

As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.

Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month. *walks to TVs*

Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. *chuckles and blows smoke* Ya know... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this ratty hotel with the devil's princessa.

Vox: Oh, who else is there? Someone who owes you money?

Valentino: *Chuckles* Someone who owes us much more than money... The Radio Demon is there.

Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.

Vox: (distorted) What did you just say?

Valentino: You heard me.

Vox: Alastor...*walks to him* came back...and he is with Lucifer's *glitches* daughter, and that wasn't the *grabs him by the collar* FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!

Valentino: *frees himself from grip* Hey! killing Alastor is your kink.

As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the monitor. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyeur scope high in the sky. The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing maniacally as he hears Pentious screaming.

Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!

Charlie: Um...Alastor? I think he's had enough.

Y/n: I think so too.

Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.

Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.

Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.

Sir Pentious: Thank you... for letting your guard down!

Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.

Sir Pentious: Aha! Yah! Oh, shit...

Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him and Alastor apparently makes an elk bugle. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappears from sight.

Alastor: Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums.

Vaggie: Wait, you're leaving?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job.

Angel Dust: (gestures to the hole on the wall) We need a wall.

Y/n: And your advice.

Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!

With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.

Angel Dust: *giggles* Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant... tool.

The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.

Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? (slams his fist on the table) VOX!

Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.

Vox: [glitches] That FUCKER is back!

Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.

Valentino: Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too.

Vox: It's been seven years!

Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.

Valentino: You still pissed that he almost beat you that time?

Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.

Valentino: Just saying. *walks around him*

Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town!

Valentino: That's for sure.

Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!

Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The next shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.

Vox: ♫ Welcome home! ♫

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone! ♫

As Vox sings, electricity courses through his arm as he sits on his chair, and turns to face the numerous screens.

Vox: ♫ Say hello to a new status quo, ♫

Vox presses a big red button, and 4 cords latch themselves to the ports on the back of his head, connecting himself to his TV networks.

Vox: ♫ Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn, turn the TV on! ♫

Director: Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two...

Chorus: ♫ Wel-come to the show! ♫

Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence, ♫

♫ Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? ♫

♫ More on tonight's program. ♫

♫ So, the Radio Demon is back in town! ♫

♫ Why is he hanging around? ♫

♫ What does that mean for your family? ♫

♫ Well, handily, I've got good news! ♫

♫ He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile, ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But the demon is a coward! ♫

Vox: ♫ You can take that as gospel. ♫

♫ Pulling my viewers? Impossible! ♫

♫ I'm visual, he's barely audible! ♫

♫ Stop giving him the time of day! ♫

♫ Don't listen to a word he'd say. ♫

♫ I hope he had a nice vacay! ♫

Vox & Chorus: ♫ But he should have stayed away! ♫

Cut to Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. He smiles and walks away with an idea. as Vox continues singing.

Vox: ♫ While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! [pulls out an uncooked bloodied deer head from an oven caked in blood] Now his medium is getting bloody rare! ♫

In a hallway in V Tower, Vox jumps, twirls and then pulls Valentino and Velvette towards him

♫ Hell's been better since he split, ♫

♫ Where's he been? ♫

♫ Who gives a shit?! ♫

Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from a radio station attached to the top corner of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ Salutations! ♫

♫ Good to be back on the air. ♫

♫ Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. ♫

♫ Sinners rejoice! ♫

Vox: ♫ What a dated voice! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast. ♫

Vox: COME ON!

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? ♫

♫ Flitting between this fad and that. ♫

♫ Is nothing working? ♫

Vox: IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!

Alastor: ♫ Every day he's got a new format! ♫

Vox: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE!

Vox & Chorus: ♫ He's the shit that comes before that! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Is Vox as strong as he purports? ♫

♫ Or is it based on his support? ♫

♫ He'd be powerless without the other Vees! ♫

Vox: Oh, PLEASE.

Alastor: ♫ And here's the sugar on the cream. ♫

♫ He asked me to join his team! ♫

Vox: Hold on!

Alastor: ♫ I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea. ♫

As Alastor continues with his radio broadcast, Vox gets so pissed that his screen face starts to glitch and crash as he gets angrier.

Vox: [Glitches.] ♫ You oold timey PRICK! I'll show y-you suffering! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Uh oh, the TV is buffering! ♫

Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.

Vox: [Signal breaking up.] ♫ I'LL DESTROY YOOOOU-YOU LIT-T-LE—♫

Vox's screen face and voice overloads and crashes, before Vox involuntarily lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: ♫ I'm afraid you've lost your signal. ♫

The camera zooms in on the hotel, and then zooms into Alastor's radio station.

♫ Let's begin. ♫

Alastor slowly turns into his true demon form with every sentence.

♫ I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! ♫

Alastor puts down his staff for the first time in the series.

♫ Tune on in. ♫

♫ When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! ♫

♫ Oh, this will be fun! ♫

Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still as popular and powerful as he was last time.

Vox: FUU-UU-UCK!

The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.

Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's *slams the table* BRAT and that smiling freak!

Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?

Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.

Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.

Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?

Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.

Vox: We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.

Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?

Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?

Vox: [Scoffs.] I think, I have... JUST the one.

As Vox slowly turns around, the sharks in the shark tank swim up to his shoulders, his right-hypnotic eye gleaming with a sinister grin for a plan he has in store.

Back at the hotel, Alastor's black and white demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.

Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?

Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a single new recruit.

Y/n: *sits beside Charlie* Not even one.

Angel Dust:: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?

As Angel checks his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious behind it, holding his hat.

Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—

Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace. [the 's' sound in 'peace is drawn out, in mimicry of a snake]

Vaggie: What are you doing here?

Charlie appears behind Vaggie while Y/n is by her side.

Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? [gasps] Oh! Hello again!

Y/n: It's you again.

Sir Pentious: I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh... I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?

Charlie lets out another gasp and runs over to grab his hand and lead him to the door of the hotel.

Charlie: You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-

Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie.

Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?

Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!

Angel Dust: (To Vaggie) Aren't you supposed to protect this place?

Y/n: Not sure how that'll work, guys.

Charlie gives them puppy-dog eyes, begging Vaggie and Y/n to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in. And Y/n does too.

Vaggie: *Sighs* I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, (Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation) or even with the war machine. (Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing)

Y/n: I think it's okay too.

Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once and then she hugs Y/n afterwards as well.

Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!

Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.

Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.

Angel follows soon afterwards.

Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.

Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.

Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-

Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.

Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.

Y/n: Yeah, just try to be as calm as usual, Charlie.

Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!

Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?

Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...

Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?

Y/n: And comment about every idea non stop in a sexual way?

Charlie: What they mean is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.

As Charlie walks back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust looks downtrodden, likely feeling sad about Vaggie's and Y/n's comments and Charlie's unintentional dismissal of him.

Niffty is seen playing playing with Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approach. Keekee hisses at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns to meet him.

Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.

Niffty: *Gasps* The bad boy is back!

Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.

Niffty: (creepy whisper) Never leave me again.

Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have- (nearly bumps into Alastor) Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe...

Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!

Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.

Alastor: *in a sinisterly tone* I definitely remember you now.

Sir Pentious gulps nervously.

Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! *Clears throat* "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?

Sir Pentious: Yes...uhm... Mr uhm... Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat... uhm... here.

As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alastor takes it and inspects the damage.

Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.

Despite being generous, Alastor spontaneously combusts the fabric tear into green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.

The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.

Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie *claps twice* I like to sing! *claps twice* and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! *claps twice*

Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious *claps twice* I like to build *claps twice* and despite my stupid Egg Boiz, I think I'm very skilled! *claps twice*

When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.

Angel Dust: This is stupid.

Charlie: This- is not- stupid! *claps twice* It's just a game! *claps twice* Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! *claps twice*

Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.

Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! *claps twice*

Y/n: Just try it. *claps twice*

The next scene cuts to a act with Angel Dust wearing a trench coat and a hat as he reads a script. Sir Pentious is also acting as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a comically large lollipop.

Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?

Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!

Angel Dust: "Hey you."

Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.

Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"

Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me... the crackhead."

Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"

Triumphant trumpet sting.

Charlie: *stands up and claps* Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! *chuckles* wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.

Angel Dust: I... I'm going to bed.

As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious. Looking back at them, he looks sad.

Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!

Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed slightly snoring until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat, as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel glumly looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.

Valentino (voice message):

Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-

ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-

Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-

YOU FUCKING SLUT!

Hey, Angie! About earlier-

-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!

Work's really stressful!

-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

Valentino (disembodied voice):

[dead serious] You actually think you can change?

Red smoke appears from seemingly nowhere, and circles around Angel until Val stops talking, ending with the smoke clinging around his neck and chin like hands before fading away.

Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.

Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him. Angel gently rubs his head and back.

Angel Dust: ...Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.

Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar, picks up a whole bottle, and starts drinking alcohol. Out of the corner of his eye, he notices something slithering away. He follows, finding Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he's been doing and slams the door open.

Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!

Sir Pentious: *yelps*

Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.

Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!

Angel, sufficiently angered, tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.

Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!

Sir Pentious' eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes momentarily hypnotized.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle. Y/n woke up from her nap on the couch too.

Charlie: *Yawns* What's going on?

Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!

Sir Pentious hugs the three girls.

Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!

Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover is blown and scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.

Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!

Vox immediately picks up.

Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been, a day!

Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!

Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple! Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You MISERABLE FAILURE!

Sir Pentious: [crying] I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.

Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull and Y/n ready to use her psychic magic powers on him.

Vaggie: Gladly.

Y/n: I knew there was something off about you.

Right before Vaggie and Y/n can put him out of misery, Charlie stops them, and starts singing "It Starts With Sorry".

Charlie: Wait! ...Pentious?

Charlie extends her hand towards Pentious

♫ It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door. ♫

♫ One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core. ♫

♫ The path to forgiveness, is a twisting trail of hearts! ♫

♫ But sorry is where it starts! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ Who could forgive a dirtbag like me? ♫

♫ I don't deserve your amnesty. ♫

Angel walks into frame with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind, holding her spear and Y/n still ready to use her powers.

Angel Dust and Vaggie: ♫ Can't we just kill him? ♫

♫ Shoot him and spill his blood? ♫

Y/n: Just end him like that.

Charlie: ♫ That's an option you could choose. ♫

Angel Dust and Vaggie: ♫ Works for us. ♫

Y/n: It does.

Charlie: ♫ But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts with sorry. ♫

Y/n: What?

Sir Pentious: ♫ Sorry. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry! ♫

Sir Pentious: ♫ I'm so sorry! ♫

Charlie: ♫ And your journey's underway! ♫

Charlie and Sir Pentious: ♫ It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins ♫

♫ But sorry is where it begins. It starts with sorry. ♫

Y/n thinks about what Charlie said.

As the song ends, Niffty is seen standing in the hallway in her bedwear, but is disappointed that Sir Pentious' song was bad, and that he is no longer a 'bad boy'.

Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!

Niffty kicks him on of his tail 'eyes' and walks away.

Niffty: Not a bad boy.

Charlie: *Happily sighs* Good first day! Let's get some rest!

Y/n thinks deeply about what Charlie said about forgiveness for others. And wondered if forgiveness really counts for everyone. Even ones that messed up her perfect family life before.

She decided to ask Charlie about it.

"Hey, Charlie. Could I speak to you for a bit?" Y/n asked her.

"Ah, yeah, sure, Y/n." Charlie replied.

They sat in a little corner of the room.

"What did you want to talk about?" Charlie asked her.

"Well, it's about what you said earlier about forgiveness. Do you think it could be counted for everyone, even ones that messed up your life?" She asked in a serious tone of voice.

"Well, yes. I think for everyone it does count. No matter what they did." Charlie replied with a smile.

"I'm not sure for one person if it does." Y/n replied.

Charlie then looks concerned.

"Oh. I see. Who's the one you're asking about? And what happened?" She asked the owl goetia.

Y/n sighed and decided to tell Charlie everything that happened in her life before. How she lived a perfect, good, and well lived life before with her Goetia royal family. Until that red imp Blitzo came by and slept with her dad Stolas and her dad cheated on her mom Stella, which led to her mom being mad all the time and her dad being obsessed with the imp Blitzo. And because of that, her perfect royal life was never the same again and she has a messed up royal family life now. And it was all because of that damn red imp Blitzo.

She concluded her story what happened.

"And that's my story. And now my royal family life is all messed up. It's not as nice how it was before. And it isn't the same anymore. All of because of him. That fucking damn red imp Blitzo." Y/n explained.

Charlie listened to everything Y/n told her with a look of sympathy. Y/n had been through a lot when she was growing up after that event. Y/n began to look sad from what she said. Charlie looked at her with a concerned look. She came over to the Goetia Princess and gave her a hug.

"That sounds awful, Y/n. I'm sorry to hear that. You shouldn't have went through that. You were too young to go through that event when it happened. And you've grown up having that memory with you for years. I know you feel conflicted about it. And that you must hate that imp Blitzo a lot for a reason. And you have every right to be mad at him. But holding grudges against someone forever is not the answer. You need to learn how to forgive someone. Like how all of us did with Pentious today. Even if they did something awful and life changing like that with what Blitzo did. You need to learn how to forgive someone like him. If you explain how you feel to him, you might understand his story too. And if you two understand each other, you might feel well about it again. You could actually understand his point of view of everything. And who knows you might even become acquaintances or even friends with him." Charlie explained to her.

Y/n looks to Charlie with slightly shocked look after hearing what she said.

"You...you really think that?" Y/n asked.

Charlie nodded at her with a sad smile.

Y/n looked down.

"I don't know about that. I don't know if I can forgive him. Not after everything he did to my family life." Y/n replied.

Charlie touched her shoulder.

"If you try, you can. I know you can. Please try it for me. For him. For yourself. You're one of the best understanding friends I know. I know you can do it." Charlie told her with a cheered up smile.

Y/n then looks back at her and shows a small smile of her own.

"Hm. Well, I guess I could try it. For you, Charlie. And for me." She answered.

"That's wonderful! I know you can, Y/n." Charlie replied with a smile.

She hugged Y/n and she hugged her back.

Then they both pulled away.

"Well, it's getting late. You should head back home. Make it back safe too." Charlie told her.

"I will. I always am." Y/n replied.

"And remember what I said about forgiveness too and I hope it all works out well." Charlie reminds.

"I will. I'll remember, Charlie." Y/n replies.

"Yay! See ya, Y/n." Charlie said her.

"See ya, Charlie." Y/n said to her back.

Y/n then left to head back to the manor. And remembered what Charlie said about forgiveness. Even for a certain imp named Blitzo.

She then got a text from Tom.

"Hey there, babe. How was your day?" He said on his text.

She looked at her phone.

"Hey, babe. I had a nice day today. Spent the day helping my friends with important stuff. How was yours?" She said back on her text.

"Mine was the same as usual. New reports. Listen to the same shit on broadcast all day. Katie being her bitchy self. The same old stuff like everyday." He replied on his text.

"That's something." She texted back.

"Yeah, but the best bit of my day is spending time with you." He texted back.

"Aw, you're too kind, babe." She texted back with a blush.

"You're more kinder, babe." He texted back to her.

"Probably. Lol." She texted.

"Lol. God, I love you. You're the best, babe." Tom texts back.

"You are too, babe." She texts him back.

They both blush at that thought.

"Well, I should get going, babe. I'll see you when I can." She texts.

"Okay then, babe." He texts back.

"Goodnight, my loving sinner." She texts back to him.

"Goodnight, my owl princess." He texts back to him.

And she put her phone away and went off back to the manor.

While thinking of her day that happened.

And thinking of what Charlie had told her about forgiveness for a certain life changing imp she knew.

As Charlie, Y/n, and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still left in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a malevolent smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.

Vox: WHAT?!?

Vox pauses when he realizes that Alastor is the one calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs.

Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time, ol' pal!

Alastor crushes the watch with his bare hand as Vox incoherently rages at him as the watch becomes incapable of creating audio, before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, chuckling, as the episode ends.

Chapter 17: How To Forgive An Imp

The following day had a real turnout as Y/n was still thinking of how to forgive that imp, Blitzo. That damn red red imp that had took her dad's attention. It was difficult to think about and accepted but she had to try it at least for her best friend, Charlie. Her thoughts turned red whenever she thought of that annoying imp. And just to see him with her dad acting all in love like she saw her mom and dad were like during her childhood with him replacing her mom's place just made her even more frustrated and mad at him. How the hell would she be able to speak to him or try to be his friend when he was lowest kind of love sick freak for her dad of all time. Y/n tried to get those kinds of thoughts and ideas out of her mind and tried to stay calm while thinking about it all.

However, she still had to try it. For Charlie, for her dad, her family, and for herself. This could be a new turn point for her into being more accepting of others she knows in her life. It was a difficult milestone for her, but she still found the confidence to try it. And intended on trying it on someone she knew.

She saw her dad hang out with Blitzo the following day. They were hanging out in a way that looked a lot more romantic that she thought it would be. They were both cuddling together as she looked at them. She didn't know what to think of during this confusing sight before her. It wasn't until she came up close to the two to let her presence be known to both of them. Her dad looked at her with a smile.

"Y/n, my owlet. You're here. Did you need something, my dear starlight?" Stolas said to her in question.

She looked to him and then Blitzo.

"Well...it's just that I want to know your friend, Blitzo more, if it's okay." She said reply.

Blitzo raised his eyebrow at this. Y/n, the daughter of Stolas, that disliked him no matter what, wanted to get to know him more.

Then Stolas clapped his feathered hands and looked cheerful and excited.

"Oh, my owlet, that's a splendid idea! You can get to know each other more while we're together. It can be a get together time for us." He replied cheerfully.

"Uh, yeah, I guess." Y/n said back.

She still couldn't believe she was doing this.

"Very well, my dear. I'll get us some stuff for all of to hang out and get to know each other with." Her dad said as he briefly left the room and went to get stuff like refreshments, magazines, and hats for their time together.

Y/n just sighed and sat near the seat where Blitzo was near.

Blitzo looked and sat there awkwardly as he looked to Y/n and elsewhere. Not knowing to have a conversation with his Prince boyfriend's daughter like this. It was unexpected for him.

Fortunately for him, Y/n decided to say something to him.

"Your name is Blitzo, right?" She began.

"Uh yeah, that's my fucking name." He replied.

"And you came here to be with my dad, huh?" She asks him.

"Yeah, I guess." He answered.

"Hmph. You don't look like much to me though. I don't know what my dad thinks so attractive about you. Especially when you had the nerve to come into our perfect lives and mess everything up for us!" She tells him.

"Uh..." Blitzo said wide eyed.

"You think that fucking my dad is important to you! All he thinks about you these days! It's like he doesn't have any time for us anymore! Our lives were amazing before. Then it all changed when you came into our lives! What gave you the right to ruin our lives like that! You fucking damn imp!" She yells as she glared at him.

He just stared at her. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. He messed up her life?

She looked away from him.

"Me and Via had a good childhood with our family together before dad met you. Then you came and took him away! All mom does is yell at him! They don't love each other anymore! Home doesn't even feel like our home anymore because of you! And these days, we're afraid of our dad leaving for us forever! It's all because of you! It's all your fault! You fucking ruined everything!" She yelled at him everything she thought about him.

Blitzo sat there awestruck at every word she yelled at him about himself. Is that what he did to her? Just by sleeping with her dad. Just to get her dad's Grimoure book. He stood still with wide eyes at what she told him. Deep down he knew it was true. He messes up lives. That's one thing he knew he was actually good at. He messed his own life, his family's life, his friends' lives, his last relationships' lives, Stolas's life, and now Y/n's life. He knew it was all his own fault. Only his own. He messes everyone's lives that he meets. He thought he was nothing but a mistake. He was a menace to others and himself. He even messed up young lives like this. He hated himself too.

He didn't know what to say or do after that.

He then just looked down and looked sad as iv he were depressed after hearing everything Y/n told him.

He tried to say a word or something but he managed to say some words back.

"I...I'm sorry. I didn't know that I did all of that to you. I messed up your childhood life. I didn't mean to. I really didn't, girl. I don't mean to fuck everything up. I try my best to become more than what I am but it turns out it all becomes shit when I try. I hear you when you when you said all that. I would hate me too. I had a messed up childhood. I was used for profit all my life. I never had a good life to have back then. But then I met your dad back then, and he was the only real friend that I had back then. And the only one I actually care about still. I suck at relationships. I'm just a damn fucked up imp. I just wanted to be more. More than just a screw up. That's why I made a business of my own. To become more than what I was. I needed your dad's Grimoure book for something important. That's why I...you know. Did that to him. And it seemed like he liked it too. Once I got your dad's book, I had what I needed to start my company. I didn't know I made yours and family's life messed up like that back then. I didn't know anything about that. I didn't mean for anything like this to happen. Or to change anything. And fuck everything up like that. Especially not your childhood life like that." He explained all that he had been though.

She looked at him with slight shocked wide eyes after he told her all that.

"So, Y/n, after everything that you and I have been through, I just want to tell you this." He then adds.

He looked at her as he looked into her eyes apologetically.

"...I'm sorry...for everything." He said in conclusion to her.

She stared wide eyed at him after everything said. She looked away from him gif a moment. And tried to process and think deeply of what he said. He been through all that? He hates himself like she thought of him? Did he really have a life of his own that he messed up?

After thinking of all of this, she slowly understood what he said.

She looked back at him and gave just gave him a nod.

Then said to him.

"...I forgive you. I think." She told him.

He looks back to her in question.

"You forgive me? After everything did? To your family? To your dad? To you?" He asks her.

She then closed and opened her eyes again and looked back at him.

"...yes."She simply answered.

"What? But why? How? You don't hate me anymore?" He asked.

"Well...I still don't like you. But I don't hate you anymore either. After everything you said, I understand you. I guess I'm okay with you now. My best friend told me how to forgive others. Even shitty persons like you. And I think I could get to know you more and your friends too. So I think you and I are alright now." She replied.

He looked to her with watery eyes. No one has ever understood him like that. Or accepted him like that either. He just felt so cared by someone he knew.

"Oh, thank you, princess Y/n." He said to her.

All of sudden, he hugged her. She stared at him wide eyed. She didn't know how to hold him back so she just pats his back.

At that moment, Stolas came back carrying all of the get together items for their get to know time.

He smiled at the sight of the two.

"Awww this is truly heartwarming! You both are getting to know each other real well already! I'm so glad for you, my little starlight and Blitzy." He praised in joy.

They both looked to each other and then smile to Stolas.

"Yeah..." Y/n replied.

"Whatever you say, Stolas." Blitzo replies too.

They both pull away from each other.

"Let's spend our time together now then, dears!" Stolas said as he sat by them.

Blitzo looks and whispers something to Y/n.

"I can introduce you to my crew tomorrow. To get to know us. It'll be fucking fun." He whispered to her.

She looks to him with a nod.

"Alright." She replied to him.

Then three spent time together as Stolas wished for them to have.

After that, Y/n was glad it was over but glad it actually happened. She had forgiven Blitzo and had gotten to know some of his backstory. And she now understood him.

She was glad she actually tried it. Charlie's advice actually worked for her. She knew one thing as well, she couldn't wait to tell her best friend, Charlie, and her boyfriend, Tom, about this.

Chapter 18: Spring Broken

The next day, Y/n decided to hang out with Blitzo and his crew for the day and get to know each other as they both said they would the day before. So Y/n woke up, got dressed, and headed downstairs. She saw her family there too. Stolas was as usual reading a book about how to sleep with imps, Stella was yelling to herself in the other room, and Octavia was listening to her music. She walked by and Stolas saw her there.

"Y/n, my owlet! There you are. I am so glad you and Blitzy decided to hang out together for the day and get to know his friends too. I am so glad you two are getting to know each other real well, starlight." He said with a smile.

Y/n just showed a small smile to him.

"Yeah, I'm glad too, dad." She said back.

"As soon as they come, you can hang out together." Stolas replied.

"Okay, dad." She replied back.

After a while of waiting, Blitzo showed up at the front in the imp van with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.

They both walk outside.

"Oh, Blitzy! There you are! It's wonderful to see you again." Stolas cheerfully told Blitzo as he walked out his care.

He cuddles Blitzo with him as Blitzo gave him an annoyed look.

"Alright, I get it, bitch! Can't you clam your bird puss for even a day?" Blitzo replies to him.

"Oh, you are just too cute, Blitzy." Stolas replied back as if it were a compliment to him.

Blitzo just groaned.

He then came over to Y/n.

"Hey, Y/n, ready to hang out with us?" He asked her.

"Hey, Blitzo, yeah, I guess." She replied.

"I'll let you have your fun now. But Blitzy, I want to have our fun when you come back." Her dad said seductively to Blitzo.

Making both him and Y/n grimace in disgust.

"I love you, darlings!" He said Y/n and Blitzo as he headed back inside.

Then they both look at each other again.

"Okay, then I'll introduce you to the crew." Blitzo told her.

They head over to the van and see the passengers in there.

"This is Moxxie and Millie. My employees. And daughter, Loona." He said as he introduced the two imps and hellhound to her.

"Guys, this is Y/n, who has decided to get to know us and hang out with us for now on." Blitzo explained to the three.

"Hello, princess Y/n! Glad to have you with us for now on!" Millie said in greeting.

"Hello, Millie." Y/n greeted back.

"Hello, your highness. It's good to have you with us." Moxxie greets her.

"Hello, Moxxie. And you can call me just Y/n for now on." She greets and responds back.

Loona looks up from her phone and looks to Y/n.

"Hey, Y/n." She said with a nod.

"Hey, Loona." Y/n said back with a nod.

Loona then goes back to reading and typing on her phone.

"Well, now that we all know each other, let's head out gang!" Blitzo said optimistically.

"Yeah!" Moxxie and Millie said excitedly while Loona just groans.

He opened the door for Y/n to get in. She carefully got in and sat beside the couple. Blitzo then went to the driver's seat.

"Well, gang, let's head out!" He said as he began to drive.

As he drove, they went by some places.

Y/n looks around as they all drive on, wondering what the imp gang has in store for their hang out.

The scene starts with Blitzo and the crew driving their gray van along the street.

Blitzo: I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers the place where his ears would be in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Y/n is sitting beside the two while looking out the window.

Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫

They drive into an old crowded parking lot.

Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE".

Blitzo: Oh, you "suck for life”, do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.

Blitzo: Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!

The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Verosika!

Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Blitzo: I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is…

Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.

Blitzo: …three Rings DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!

Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.

Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.

Verosika: So, your sister says "Hi”.

Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.

Blitzo: Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!

Verosika: Actually, prick. It has my name on it.

Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.

Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...

Loona: *watching from the van* No way…

Y/n looks from the window, wondering if Blitzo and the succubus Verosika knew each other.

Verosika: ...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.

Blitzo: A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!

Verosika: *removes her sunglasses* Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run…

Blitzo and Verosika: …run three rings to Wrath and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!

Blitzo: Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!

Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock.

Verosika flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van. Y/n continues to observe the conversation.

Blitzo follows Verosika.

Blitzo: HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna…

A towering muscular Hellhound appears behind Blitzo and growls.

Hellhound: You'll what?

Blitzo: *glances around and stutters in fear* Or I'll… uh… uh, I- I'll call HR!

After a second of awkward silence, Verosika, Blitzo and the Hellhound laugh as if in a sitcom.

Verosika: Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well.

Verosika leaves with her bodyguard. She glances over her shoulder as she flips Blitzo off.

Verosika: *looking back* Ta-ta, fuck stain.

Blitzo: Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that.

Loona: *kicks van door open and steps out* You know Verosika Mayday?!

Y/n Verosika Mayday?

She wondered who Verosika was.

Loona: A famous popstar.

Y/n nods back at Loona's answer.

Y/n: Oh.

Blitzo: Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: *opens the van door and steps out* You dated a pop star?!

Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Loona: Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?

Millie: It's you?

Y/n: It's you and her.

Moxxie: I just… *scratches his head* Is she blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitzo: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Moxxie: You do that all the time, sir!

Millie: Come on, you kinda do that.

Loona: You totally do that.

Y/n: You do.

Millie grins mischievously, eyelids lowering.

Millie: What was sex with her like?

Moxxie: *taken aback* Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie: *about to scold Millie but changes his mind* …Touché.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck. [tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side] Okay, Loonie, Moxxie, Y/n, let's go handle this shit.

The scene cuts to Loona, Moxxie, Y/n, and Blitzo stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward.

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today!

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da—

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah…

Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V” and "M” are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: *scoffs* Sorry, man.

Vortex walks away.

Blitzo: *mutters* Oh, no you don't, bitch.

Moxxie: Sir… how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone…

Blitzo tunes Moxxie out with a glare.

Moxxie: In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of-

Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up!

Moxxie: *heads over to Verosika's office* Alrighty, then.

Y/n knew it wouldn't go well for Moxxie with a room full of succubi.

Moxxie pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Moxxie, Verosika and her gang of demons are seen through the glass window.

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika, was it? I work for I.M.P, and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned, because-

Coco: *points to Moxxie* Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie!

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—

Josh: Want a kissy, little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer, but… I'm married.

The gang of demons surround Moxxie.

Verosika: Hey… why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp-dick… boss?

The demon silhouettes bare their fangs over Moxxie to sexually assault him.

Moxxie: *screams* Don't touch that!

Blitzo races and presses his hands against the window.

Blitzo: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

Moxxie races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.

Moxxie: *stuttering and shaken* I… I gotta go lie down… now.

Moxxie falls face-first onto the ground offscreen.

Blitzo: Oh, this won't STAND!

Blitzo kicks both doors open, causing Verosika and her gang to notice.

Blitzo: ALRIGHT, CU*bleep* THAT'S IT!

Blitzo stomps toward Verosika.

Y/n watches the scene, slightly interested.

Blitzo: If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fuckin'… challenge! *to himself* Fuck, I said that twice.

Kiki: Mmmm… Is this imp boy starting a demon duel?

Verosika: *chuckles* I think he is!

Verosika leans in toward Blitzo.

Verosika: What's the game then, Blitz-o?

Blitzo: Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day.

The succubi laugh. Blitzo glares in determination. They stop laughing.

Verosika: Oh, you're serious?

She leans in close to Blitzo's face, speaking in a low whisper.

Verosika: Game on… bitch.

Later at I.M.P Headquarters, Blitzo stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members and Y/n sit at a table and listen.

Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients.

The animated drawings on the paper show Blitzo, Y/n, Loona, Millie and Moxxie standing together. A bunch of imps and clients surround them with bags of money.

Blitzo: We portal up.

Blitzo drawing snaps his fingers. The I.M.P figures fall down.

Blitzo: We have our fun murder time as per usual.

The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns.

Blitzo: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.

The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads "S.S. Cum Gutter".

Blitzo: We push said canoe into some water.

Blitzo drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

Blitzo: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!

Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.

Blitzo: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet…

The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.

Y/n looks at the drawing in question.

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzo: Do you have… any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: *puts a hand around Moxxie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitzo and points at him* take an art class?

Blitzo: *grabs Moxxie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time? And maybe Y/n too?

Y/n blinks at this, wondering why that she was included.

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Y/n, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

Loona: Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let us tag along. You wanna come with, don't you, Y/n?

Y/n just shrugs.

Y/n: I guess I could.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in…?

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

Loona: Hey, Y/n, you have a human disguise too, right?

Y/n: *nods back* Yeah, I have one.

Millie: Do you two have a human disguises?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.

Y/n knew that if the imps were caught without a disguise on Earth, they could all be in trouble with being seen by humans.

Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… without human disguises?!

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona and Y/n surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: Loonie and Y/n can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that? You can handle that, Y/n?

Y/n: I can.

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: I got that covered, Mox.

Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!” with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Y/n just shook her head, while pulling her hoodie over her head.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

The scene cuts to a beach in the human world. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Y/n, Moxxie, Millie and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Y/n can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie? You ready too, Y/n?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: Got it.

Y/n: I'm ready.

Both Loona and Y/n stand up and in a swirling flash of blue light and (f/c) blue light, they both transform into human versions of themselves. The imps stare in shock.

Y/n looks at herself as a human. She looked just like her goetia form only the human version. She always wondered what she would look like.

Blitzo: Ohhhhh, Loonie, look at you. You look…downright awful! And Y/n, you look pretty nice yourself.

Loona glares at Blitzo while Y/n just nods back in reply.

Y/n: Thanks.

Blitzo: No problem. I am so proud. Now, fetch!

Loona and Y/n walk off.

Y/n: You look cool too.

Loona: *smiles* Thanks.

They both then look around.

Y/n just looks around in wonder. It had been a lifetime in her memory since she remembered the human realm of Earth. She only remembered bits of it.

Loona peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision. Loona smirks and gets Y/n's attention and points to the targets as Y/n nods. Y/n walks off in one direction. Loona walks over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. Loona moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Loona leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Blitzo spying on the roof. He gives Loona a thumbs up.

Y/n walks over in one way, and catches the attention of one guy, as the guy came close to her, and then Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie shoot him dead. She then sees another guy close by. She uses her psychic telekinesis power to snap his neck dead. The imps stare impressed by her magic.

In the next shot, a blonde man runs to Loona in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Blitzo. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Loona, but Millie knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Moxxie slams shut. Loona walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Then Blitzo shoots another nearby her. Blitzo kills a woman with a knife, Millie kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head. 

Blitzo and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Millie jumps on another body. Y/n came over to them.

Blitzo: That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many--

Verosika: Alright, spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!

The audience cheers. A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest.

Fan boy: Verosika!

Verosika: This is your final boarding call. All aboard~

Verosika launches into "Vacay to Bonetown". "Fuck you Blitzo” appears on the screens. Blitzo growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth.

Verosika: ♫ Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town. ♫

The humans make out with others around them, they kiss, hug, and grind on each other. A disguised Milky shows a human a popsicle with semen-like saliva on it as several other succubi and incubi grin and sneak up on the humans as Verosika continues singing.

Verosika: (off-screen) ♫ V-time, free time, baby, relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D. ♫

Blitzo: God DAMMIT! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now, she's gonna win all these sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys!

A vomiting blonde man is seen next to Blitzo.

Blitzo: *points to vomiting man* He on the list, Loonie?

Loona: Huh? Yeah… I- I think so.

A distracted Loona looks at Vortex guarding the stage.

Blitzo: Good!

Blitzo takes out a red and black axe.

Blonde man: Oh, whoa! What are you? A leprechaun? *laughs*

Blitzo: (off-screen) Yeah... pretty cool, huh?

Blitzo cleaves his head in half with the axe.

Blitzo: But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody! Alright, next one Loonie, c'mon! Loonie? Wait, where--...?

Blitzo glances around to find Loona nowhere in sight. Her outline flashes. He panics.

Blitzo: Wha-- Wha-- Wh-- [distraught, tears in his eyes] WHERE'S MY BABYYYYYY?!?!

Millie: *Points to the stage* Look!

Y/n: *points to stage too* Over there!

Loona is seen walking towards Vortex. Blitzo notices, and his fatherly dread quickly turns to seething anger. Loona checks her makeup as two men French kissing fall to the ground at her feet, and someone offscreen throws their bikini top which lands on Loona's head.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona: *nervously* Heyyyy… you…!

Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex.

Loona: Yeah. *chuckles* Sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care.

Loona: *nervously* Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!

Vortex: Okay. *mimics her nervous tone and smile* I'm Vortex!

Loona: That's hot... I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right? *bites lip nervously*

Vortex: Uh, yeah. *chuckles* I guess, but my friends call me Tex.

Loona: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. *chuckles nervously* I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I… I don't have friends.

Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzo: *pokes Vortex* "Conversation” leads to HPV!

Y/n uses this time to just walk and look around.

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. *sighs* It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line!

Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.

Blitzo: Literally!

Loona: *groans in frustration, fixes bangs* Fuck, Blitzo! Why can't you stay out of my face for, like, five minutes?!

Blitzo: Because, I adopted you! And that should mean something!

Loona: Oh, what does it matter?! You're not my real dad! I was almost eighteen!

Blitzo: It still counts!

Loona: Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't, now!

Y/n was nearby and secretly watching the scene with Blitzo and Loona. She didn't know they both argued like that. Looks like Blitzo had problems with Loona at times. And Loona had problems with him too. This somewhat reminded her of dad and daughter problems as well.

Millie and Moxxie hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Millie loads a crossbow for Moxxie to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.

Skool: Wooo! Yeah! Party! Let's do thiiiss!

Skool knocks the cans aside, sending Moxxie and Millie into the air. Moxxie lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Moxxie in disgust.

Woman: Eggggh! Oh my god, it's a fucking possum!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs!

Moxxie tries to get away, but one of the partygoers catches him by the tail.

Skool: I got it!

Skool picks up Moxxie and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "beer possum" as they take turns volleying the barrel away. Moxxie drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.

Skool: (off-screen) Beer possum! Beer possum!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Get ready to get fucked up!

Partygoer: (off-screen) Ready to get fuuucked!

Loona tries to say something to the upset Blitzo, who crosses his arms.

Loona: Uh… Blitzo… I'm-

Blitzo: Enjoy your break, Loonie. I'm gonna go kill something! And find Y/n.

Loona: Ugggh...

He walks away as Y/n listened to everything. She then came over to him. He looks as she stood by him.

Y/n: I saw what happened.

Blitzo: You did?

Y/n: Yeah. Just let her cool off for a while. She wants some alone time.

Blitzo: Okay.

He decided to to listen to Y/n's words.

Back with Loona and Vortex.

Vortex: Damn, girl. That was savage. [places a comforting hand on her shoulder] You okay?

Loona: *blushes* Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it. He always does.

Vortex: *chuckles* I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm! Takes guts.

Loona: Thanks.

Millie runs behind a few stacks of beer kegs toward a wobbling barrel. She opens it and the barrel tips over. Moxxie burps as the beer spills out onto the ground.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie: *drunk* Millieee! Hiiii! Hey. Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss ‘em. *Makes smooching noises*

Millie picks up the drunken Moxxie. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Blitzo looks at the monster as he finishes choking another man. The fish monster roars. Y/n looks at it as well.

Moxxie: *drunk* Ooooh! Fish.

The monster wraps its tongue around Moxxie, pulls him closer and closes its mouth.

Moxxie: *drunk* Hehehe… Weeeeee…

Millie spots a spring breaker with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a Molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Millie rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth, seeing Moxxie punching the monster's uvula. She reaches out her hand toward Moxxie, who briefly gives her a high five. She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Moxxie smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Blitzo's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Blitzo kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Moxxie laughs hysterically. Y/n stood by watching the scene in front of her.

Inside of the monster's mouth, Millie punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Millie starts wrestling with it.

Moxxie: I love that woman~ [His tail makes a heart shape.]

Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?

Y/n looks at him and stared at him with disgust.

Y/n: Blitzo...

Millie leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, yeah, way to show off, Mils!

Y/n: That was pretty cool, Millie.

Millie: Thanks, Y/n. Is Mox okay?

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. He's fine. *Drops Moxxie*

Y/n: Looks like he is.

Millie holds Moxxie in her arms as Moxxie grins with a doped expression.

Moxxie: *drunken* Thiiiis is funny. I'm sooooo… drinky.

Millie hugs Moxxie, happily laughing.

Blitzo: Ooookay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitz-o.

Y/n looks over to Verosika and her group.

Blitzo: Oh, perfect. That must be the whores!

Verosika: That was handled rather… obvious… Don't you think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

Millie tosses the flask back to Verosika, who catches it, then drop-passes it to Milky.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: *laughs* Oh, Satan! You're gonna be so… FUUUUCKED! *continues laughing drunkenly*

Verosika: Yeah, well… you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises! *Looks to Y/n* Oh, you never told me about your this lovely girl. I don't think we introduced to each other. I'm Verosika Mayday. You look pretty, girl. What's your name?

Y/n: I'm Y/n. Nice to have met you, Verosika.

Verosika: *winks* Same.

Moxxie: *faceplants into the sand* A human called me a possum. I am not a *faceplants again* possum!

Blitzo: Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Verosika: …Fine.

Blitzo: WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON!!! *laughs triumphantly*

Y/n smiles while happy for them.

Millie: Fuck YEAH!

Blitzo: IN YOUR FACE, BIIIITCH!

Verosika: *scoffs* Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Vortex: Well... guess it's time to bounce. But, hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime.

Loona: Really? I mean, heh…yeah. Yeah.

Vortex: Yeah! My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties.

As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts into dejection.

Loona: (dejected) Nice. Can't wait for my first one.

Vortex: *chuckles* Let's get you some friends, girl.

Vortex gives her a playful punch before following Verosika. Loona looks downcast at seeing Vortex leave and being reminded of her confrontation with Blitzo as well as the reveal her crush already has a partner.

Y/n came over to her.

Y/n: I just saw what happened. You liked him, didn't you?

Loona looks to her.

Loona: *nods* Yeah.

Y/n: But he was taken, right?

Loona just nods sadly.

Y/n: *nods back at her* There'll be other hellhounds out there. You'll find someone that'll you'll like one day.

Loona looks to her with a slightly cheered up smile.

Loona: Thanks, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, Loona.

She did something unexpected and hugged her. Y/n was caught slightly off guard but smiled and hugged her back before they pulled away.

Blitzo: Come on, Loonie Tooney! And Y/n. Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!

I.M.P go through the portal. Loona falls through the portal backwards. As Y/n follows afterwards.

Blitzo jumps up and mockingly flips the double bird through the portal, making Verosika growl in anger and her eye twitch.

Verosika and her gang huddle together in fear as the police, a clown, and a mine robot surround them, guns pointed.

Police: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, YOU SICK DEVIANTS!

Verosika: Alright, sluts. *raises her hands in the air in defeat and dismay* Get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.

Her gang all sigh and groan in disgust as they raise their hands in defeat.

During the credits, Blitzo sings over the rest of "Mustang Dong", his voice cracking heavily on the final line.

Blitzo: Oh, my god! I just went through puberty twice.

 

Back in hell. Y/n changed back into her normal goetia form. After getting their parking space back, Blitzo drove himself and Y/n back to the manor. They arrived back after their day hanging out and getting to know each other.

"Well, do you like me?" Blitzo asks.

"Of course I like you. Bye now." Y/n replies.

She gets ready to head out before he stops her.

"No, I mean. I mean... I mean you don't think I'm clumsy or anything?" He asks her again.

He nearly drops something before he catches it.

"Nah, you're clumsy but cool." She answers.

"Oh." He replies back.

They both look around.

"Well, that went well, huh?" Blitzo comments.

"Yeah, I guess it did." Y/n responds.

"Well, I guess I should get going before-" Blitzo was saying before the front door to the manor opened and a familiar voice called out.

"Starlight! Blitzy! You've returned! I am so glad you're both back!" Stolas cried out in joy.

Blitzo sighed deeply.

"-Before your dad shows up." Blitzo finished his sentence.

"There he goes again." Y/n groaned.

They both got out of the van. Stolas came over and hugged them both.

"I'm so glad you're both back. How was your time together?" Stolas asked.

"It was fucking fine." Blitzo replied.

"It was okay, dad." Y/n adds.

" Wonderful! Let's spend time together while you're here." Stolas said.

"Actually dad, I'm kinda tired. I'll just head up to my room now." Y/n said.

"Oh. Okay. Starlight. What about you, Blitzy?" Stolas said.

"I should get going too. I got work to do later." Blitzo said back.

"Oh, please, Blitzy? Just for a couple minutes?" Stolas tells him with cute adorable looking eyes.

Blitzo groaned.

"Fine! But only for a few minutes, bitch." He replied back.

"Good to hear, Blitzy!" Stolas replies.

Y/n just sighs and heads inside, shaking her head at their interaction, not wanting to hear anymore of what they're telling each other.

Y/n went upstairs to her bedroom.

She decides to text her bestie, Charlie. And tell her about how her advice worked for her. And how she had gotten to known Blitzo.

"Hey, Charlie." She texted.

"Hey, Y/n! How are you?" Charlie texted back.

"I'm good. Guess what, your advice worked. I got to know Blitzo and understood his backstory. And forgave him. Even if it was difficult to forgive him, it actually worked. And I got to know his crew and became friends with them too." Y/n texted.

"That's great to hear, Y/n! I'm so proud of you. I am so glad it all worked out." Charlie said back in her text.

"Yeah, thanks for your help on that too." Y/n texts.

"You're welcome." Charlie replied in text.

"I've got to get going, see ya, Charlie." Y/n then texts.

"See ya, Y/n." Charlie replied back in text.

Y/n then sat on her bed.

She decided to text her boyfriend, Tom.

"Hey, Tom. How was your day, babe?" She texted.

"Hey, Y/n, babe. My day went pretty well. Same as usual work. How was yours?" He texted back.

"Mine was pretty nice too. Spent time with my dad's close friend and got to hang out with him and his friends for the day." She replied back in text.

"Oh. That sounds exciting. I'm glad you had fun, babe." He texted back.

"Thanks, babe. When do you think could I see you in person, babe?" She asks in her text.

"I'm just got off work hours. You can see me right now, baby." He replied back in his text.

"Alright, babe. I'll see you in a bit, baby." She said in her text.

"Okay, see ya, babe." He said back in his own text.

Y/n then puts her phone down and stood up and made herself look presentable.

Then once she was ready, she created a portal and teleported herself to where Tom was.

Once they saw each other, they both blushed red and went over to one another and cuddled close. They share a kiss at their close embrace. Then they held each other hand in hand as they stared deeply into each other's eyes.

"Hey, babe." She said in a sweet tone of voice.

"Hey, baby." He said back just as sweetly.

"I'm glad to see you again." She told him.

"I'm glad too. You make my day brighter." He tells her back with a blush.

"You're too adorable, babe." She replies with a blush and laugh.

"You're real cute too, baby." He replied with a blush.

She just giggles and kisses him. He kissed her back.

"So what would you like to do, babe?" He asked.

She thinks for a bit before blushing and holding him close.

"Let's stay together and cuddle close, babe." She tells him as she holds his hand in hers.

He blushes completely red and holds her hand in his.

"I love that idea, babe." He replies in a caring tone.

They both got on the couch together and cuddle each other in their arms and decided to stay like that, giving each other kisses on their faces.

"I love you, Y/n, my owl princess." Tom said to her.

"I love you too, Tom, my loving sinner." Y/n said back to him.

They both held each other close in their arms as they share a long kiss with their deep emotions.

They both share more kisses the entire time alone together.

They spent the whole evening together doing their favorite hobbies like reading and watching tv together as they kept on sharing kisses every moment.

Chapter 19: C.H.E.R.U.B

The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

Collin: ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

Keenie: ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Cletus: ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

All: ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin: ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie: ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus: ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All: ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All three pose together.

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin: ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All: ♫ ‘Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Keenie: ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin: ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie: ♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Cletus: ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

Collin: ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

The three Cherubs comfort a horribly wounded man after a car crash. he is bleeding profusely from a neck wound.

Cletus: ♫ So sit right back ♫

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

All: ♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Y/n: Good shot, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo, Y/n, and Millie look bored.

Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?

Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards, landing with a

Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!

Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.

Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!

Blitzo: Bingo!

Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

Y/n watches with wide eyes but was impressed by Blitzo's shooting skills. 

Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!

Blitzo: Wow, did you see that, bestie?

He looks to Y/n.

Y/n: I sure did.

The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.

Loona: Guys... do you feel that?

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?

Moxxie: That's possible?

Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.

Moxxie: I'm not *holds up finger quotes* "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.

Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!

Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours.

Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!

The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie takes out her black axe.

Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!

Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.

Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! (singsong voice) Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!

Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Y/n: It would have been easier.

Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!

Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.

Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?

Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!

Loona taps on her phone.

Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.

Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!

Loona growls in anger.

Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.

Loopy: (singsong voice) This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.

Loona walks away as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

Loopty: (confused) What "o"?

Blitzo: Aww, thank you. *shakes hips* Now, what's the tea, sis?

Loopty: (even more confused) The TEAAAA?!

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.

Moxxie: (pained) Guys, help!

Y/n looks to him with concern.

Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? [elbows Loopty] I mean, what did he do to you?

Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.

Moxxie: (under his breath) LOSING... OX--!

Loopty: He was… my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!

An old film montage in brown shades depict Loopty's early life.

Loopty: My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!

Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics". The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. A line of text fades into view at the bottom of the screen reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day", with a question mark at the end joining it seconds after.

Loopty Goopty: Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier." Loopty is briefly seen slapping Lyle on the ass.

Loopty: It could've saved all three trillionaires!

Cuts to the interior of the De-age-ifier machine. The handle twists and the door swings open. Cuts back to Lyle and Loopty. Lyle puts on his goggles and the two step into the machine.

Loopty: Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!

The two men stroll into the chamber and close the metal door. A lever next to the door labeled "YOUNG" and "OLD" is set to "OLD" at the bottom.

Loopty: By the time we managed to get out... it was too late! At least... for me!

The two men struggle to open the door, pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest as he suffers a heart attack, then falls dead to the ground, his leg twitching. A man opens the door, sees the two men, and motions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart, and they shake their heads somberly. A woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth. Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.

Loopty: Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire... and get ALL the credit!

Scene cuts to Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.

Back to I.M.P. office.

Blitzo: Ehhh, that's not really evil.

Loopty: It's evil towards meeee!

Cuts to Moxxie, still stuck under the rubble. He weakly reaches his hand out for help.

Moxxie: (strained) Everything… is going… dark--

Y/n uses her telekinesis to lift the debris off of Moxxie.

Moxxie: Thanks, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, Mox.

Loopty: Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless, no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!

Blitzo: Eh, y- y- y- You do know, Poopty--

Loopty: *seethes* Looooptyyyy!

Blitzo: [holds hands up defensively] Of course! Of course... If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here... y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever.

Loopty: Oh, trust me...

Loopty summons an array of weapons from his back on a series of mechanical armatures: a pistol, a rifle, a missile launcher, and a circular saw blade.

Loopty: I'm counting on it.

Moxxie: *somewhat strained but still standing, gives a thumbs up* That's kinda hot!

Everyone glances at Moxxie.

Scene cuts to the I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises and Y/n in her human disguise on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.

Moxxie: (sarcastic) Gee! I wonder whose house this is.

Tour Guide: And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!

The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.

Blitzo: Let's do it, gang!

All three Imps pull out their weapons: Blitzo a flintlock pistol, Moxxie an assault rifle and Millie two sharp swords. The Imps and Y/n went with the imps that jump and Y/n teleports over a fence and as the imps land in poses.

Millie: Let's kill this rich guy!

The Imps and disguised Goetia race over toward the windows.

Tour Guide: And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!

People snap pictures.

Blitzo, Y/n, and Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie slides on his back. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzo's tail.

Moxxie: Wow...

Millie, Y/n, and Blitzo then join him in looking through the window.

Y/n changed back in her Goetia form.

Cuts to the interior of the room. Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him. A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself. Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly.

Moxxie: That machine really did a number on him.

Zooming in, Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling.

Lyle: Goodbye... my one true love.

Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it. Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it.

Lyle: All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.

Blitzo: Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!

Y/n: Looks like he is.

Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

Moxxie: Should we go in there and tie it for him?

Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn. Y/n just watches them. The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back as Y/n uses her psychic force barrier powers to protect herself from it. Blitzo's cat sock is blown away by the blast, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

Lyle: Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!

Cuts to Blitzo and Moxxie recovering from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head. Y/n looks with wide eyes to the three Cherubs and wonders if they're from Heaven.

Blitzo: Who the fuck are they?

Moxxie: Oh, no! Sir, those are…

Cletus: Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!

Lyle: I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!

Collin: We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances.

Blitzo: (angry) Oh, HEEEELL no!

An angry Blitzo rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

Blitzo: Don't listen--

Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him. Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie peeking in. And Y/n walking in.

Moxxie: Lyle Lipton, it is our--

Moxxie glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle.

Moxxie: …humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die.

Millie: I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?

Keenie: Is that a serious question?

Keenie adjusts Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus grabs the wallet.

Keenie: He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!

Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

Y/n just looks with annoyed eyes at the three Cherubs.

Lyle: Nnnno!

Collin: He could pay for new hospitals and schools!

Lyle: *grips his blanket* Why won't you let me die?

Blitzo appears beside him.

Blitzo: Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?

Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle. They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzo also catching a crossbow with his tail.

Moxxie: I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--

Collin: He's classier than that!

Y/n: Just let him kill himself.

Lyle points the assault rifle into his mouth, before Collin takes it from him.

Collin: There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!

Millie: Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!

Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covering her mouth, and holds Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomits on the floor. Moxxie pats her on the back.

Cletus: Life can be beautiful at any age!

Keenie: And we'll show him!

Cletus, Collin, and Keenie: *cheers* Yeah!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Y/n, and Millie: *yells* NOOOOO--!

The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.

Cletus: Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! *winks* Or wealth!

Collin: If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!

Blitzo appears in a tiger costume.

Y/n wore a cat ears headband on her head.

Blitzo: Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?

Blitzo does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.

Y/n giggles quietly at this.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

Keenie: *gasps* That is so inappropriate!

Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.

Millie: Oh, kiss our ass, prude! *flips a double bird*

Blitzo shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him.

Blitzo: Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close.

Blitzo grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

Lyle: Ohhhh, noooo!

Collin: *tries to tug his binoculars away* S-Stop looking!

Lyle: *holds onto the binoculars* I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air. The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically.

Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzo faking it before grinning smugly as Y/N secretly smirks.

Cletus: (nervously) Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!

Millie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.

Cuts to a shopping mall. Lyle in his bed is pushed through the door hard enough to destroy both it and part of the wall surrounding it.

Lyle: Oh, Lord! Where are we now?! Let me perish!

Keenie: We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!

Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. One kid wears a "Craft Mine" shirt, while another eats his booger.

Lyle: Why... look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Th- Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood... and their middle-class existence! Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this.

Blitzo: (off-screen) Hey, dipshit!

Pans over to Blitzo and Millie dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wears a Rudolph costume. Y/n wears a reindeer antlers headband on top of her head. They stand by Santa with a kid in his lap.

Blitzo: Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?

Blitzo grabs Santa's beard and rips off the costume. "Santa" is revealed to be an ugly, sweaty gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt and underwear, making a gnome noise. The kids scream and run in terror. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away.

Boy: (off-screen) Santa's EVIL!

Scene cuts to Lyle in bed in the woods next to a crude wooden sign reading "LOVERS' LOOKOUT", a cartoon heart replacing the O in "LOVERS'". A small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads "I guess…"

Lyle: Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!

Cletus: Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!

Lyle: *holds up creepy, trembling grabby hands* Money!

Collin: No! Love.

Lyle: I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!

Collin: It's not too late, sir! You can still find--

The Imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses as Y/n uses her magic to wear a light blue dress.

Blitzo: HA! Nice try, ugly.

He pulls out a megaphone.

Blitzo: Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle deflates, dejected.

Collin: *gets into Blitzo's face* You know, you four are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!

Y/n: You three fucking suck at it.

Moxxie: Oh... and you three are so superior to us just because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!

Moxxie through his hands out for emphasis.

Blitzo: You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie.

Blitzo walks up to Moxxie with a spray bottle labeled "PISS", adjusts the nozzle, then sprays it into Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch and hiss.

Cuts to the inside of an auditorium. A woman dressed as a Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso. A well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are also well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

Cletus: Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort… entertain… and live for!

Up above the stage, the three Imps and Goetia girl look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat.

Millie: So… how do we make this bad?

Moxxie: We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact.

Y/n: There could be something to mess it up.

Blitzo: *shaking his butt in Moxxie's face* Unless we ruin it somehow!

Y/n points to the spotlight at Blitzo and he got the same idea.

With a mischievous grin, Blitzo grabs the spotlight and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Blitzo moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

Lyle: She's not very good.

Blitzo chuckles softly and moves the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Blitzo wiggles the spotlight around aggressively, then gasps as he accidentally breaks it off entirely. The woman sings a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat.

Blitzo: Well, at least we made it bad.

The three cherubs fly angrily up toward the Imps and Goetia.

Cletus: THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT! You four monsters have messed with us enough!

Collin: D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!

Moxxie: Well, so are we!

Cletus: EEENNNOOOUGH!

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the imps and Goetia.

Cletus: We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!

Blitzo: Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay? And he paid in advance, and I spent it all on this…

Blitzo reaches into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a "MARE-AJUANA" cap.

Blitzo: …so he's gotta go!

Keenie flies into Blitzo's face.

Keenie: You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!

Y/n glares at Keenie and then Collin and Cletus, her eyes threatening to turn red.

Millie: *pushes Blitzo aside* So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental, *pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back* cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!

Keenie: FILTHY DEMON CRAP! *tackles Millie*

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzo and Moxxie who run away, drawing their guns in the process. Y/n turns invisible and catches them offguard. Millie and Keenie roll off the catwalk. Moxxie sees them and jumps off of the catwalk, grabbing and swinging on a rope. He aims his pistol at Keenie, who is still fighting with Millie as they fall. Millie and Keenie exchange punches to the face. Moxxie aims up and fires at a rope which releases a sandbag. The sandbag slams into Keenie, separating her and Millie, and Moxxie swings over and catches Millie as Cletus and Collin chase them down, firing their crossbows. Millie grabs Moxxie's face and they stare into each other's eyes with lustful grins. They make out as they swing above the stage, Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly. Blitzo climbs onto a catwalk and spots Millie's bra and Moxxie's bow tie fly past him. Y/n appears beside him and uses her magic barrier to shield him and herself. The bullets hit and kill various audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.

Lyle: It's all starting to make sense now! Life is worth living because we only get one! We must cherish it! If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer! Plus… I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! [pulls out two wads of cash in triumph] I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!

The audience claps happily for Lyle. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoot a woman in the audience in the eye, killing her instantly.

Y/n teleports herself as Blitzo runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. He jumps onto a bit of scaffolding holding some spotlights attached to the ceiling with a rope. He and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitzo attempts to fire but finds his gun empty, looking at it in shock. With a wide-eyed glance at Cletus, Blitzo throws the flintlock into Cletus' face.

Cletus: Oof! You fucker!

Momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzo is standing on and that Moxxie and Millie are swinging from. The three Imps all fall with the metal scaffolding as is smashes onto the floor of the stage as Y/n appeared beside them protectively, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly bending a board so it holds up the piano at an angle.

The pianist is startled and stops playing, then straightens his bow tie, drops his stool down onto the stage, and uses it to drop down from the bent floorboard. The board then sends the piano flying through the air, breaking in the process. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Y/n, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie follow the piano with their eyes as it falls. Lyle turns to see the piano flying straight towards him, screaming like a girl and scrambling out of his bed into a seat. Unfortunately for him, the piano suddenly shifts to his new location and crushes both him and a few corpses haphazardly shot and killed by Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie. Blitzo, Y/n, and the couple grin smugly.

Moxxie: Well, well. Would'ya looook at that? You... did our job... for us. Heh!

Millie smirks and gives the cherubs two middle fingers.

Cuts to the cherubs staring at Lyle's unfortunate death in utter shock. Collin gasps in horror.

Collin: Ohhhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!

Keenie grabs Collin by the shirt and slaps him across the face a few times.

Keenie: Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!

Cletus: (angrily) THIS... ISN'T OVER!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Y/n smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.

Cletus: WHAT THE?!

A group of cherubs descends, composed of two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

Deerie: Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo...

Y/n uses this time to secretly uses her magic to teleport herself and the imps away.

Cletus, Collin, & Keenie: WHAT?!?!

Deerie: (condescendingly) Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no…

Collin: Is there… anything we can do?!

Deerie files her hoof.

Deerie: Yeaaaah, nooo! (chuckles) Noooo, no, no.

Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus and Keenie.

Keenie: Bu- But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--

Keenie points to the spot where I.M.P. and Y/n was, only to find them gone after Y/n teleports them all away. All three cherubs stare wide-eyed, Keenie's pointing hand trembling, whist the sound of a horrified woman screaming plays in the background.

Deerie: Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaaah. Byyyye!

Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.

Cletus: Wait! But--

Cletus flies toward the portal but it closes. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries.

Blitzo claps his hands together, transitioning back to the I.M.P. office.

Blitzo: Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so... It's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up.

Moxxie: Sir... when are you going to tell the client?

Y/n: Just tell the guy what happened.

Blitzo: [holds up and points at phone] Oh, I already sent him a text, and... we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry. At least when I text Y/n at times. Right, bestie?

Y/n: Yeah right, Blitzo.

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below. Moxxie looks worriedly to the wall behind him. He quickly scurries out of the way as a metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office.

Loopty: *descending the escalator* BLIIIIIITZO!

Blitzo: (worried) Loofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was--…

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon with piano keys for teeth and a rolling ball in place of legs, arrives with a grin. Moxxie twitches stiffly in pain.

Blitzo, Y/n, & Millie: (confused) Lyle Lipton?!

Millie: I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven.

Lyle: Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor! [laughs]

Loopty: Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH! *turns to Blitzo* Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!

Lyle: The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?

Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.

Wally: Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! [realizes what he said and twirls his mustache] I mean, employyyyy~

Blitzo: Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!

Moxxie is shown trapped, frothing at the mouth and groaning in agony.

Blitzo: Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?

Y/n uses her telekinesis magic powers to lift the the debris off of Moxxie once again.

Moxxie: Thanks again, Y/n.

Y/n: It's no problem, Mox.

Wally: I guess… you can say, you say, you have a... holey operation here, Blitzo! [pronounced as spelled]

Wally slaps his knee and laughs. Loopty scratches his neck awkwardly.

Blitzo: (unamused) Get out.

Wally continues laughing, doubling over onto the floor. Lyle and Loopty glance at each other awkwardly.

Wally: Oh! I say, oh!

Blitzo: No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT!

Loopty, Lyle, Y/n, Millie, and Wally all look at Blitzo, shocked and surprised by his sudden outburst.

 

Later on that day, Y/n texted her boyfriend,  Tom about her day.

Y/n: Hey, babe.

Tom: Hey, baby. How was your day?

Y/n: It was alright. I went on a mission with one of my besties and it was weird but went well in the end.

Tom: That's good then, babe.

Y/n: Yeah, how was your day, babe?

Tom: Nice as usual, office and papers.

Y/n: Cool, you're good at that.

Tom: I guess I am.

Y/n: I love you, my living sinner.

Tom: I love you too, my owl princess.

The Goetia girl just blushed and smiled to herself.

It was adorable to her.

She thinks deeply about her lover.

She blushes everytime she hears that from him.

Chapter 20: Scrambled Eggs

We open with a shot of KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Y/n, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"

Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!

Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.

Y/n: And threatened us a lot of times.

Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.

Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.

Y/n: What the fuck?

Vaggie: What the hell is that?

Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female and goetia princess. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.

Charlie: What? Why?

Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.

Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them

Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.

Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes

Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.

Odette and Clara walks out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.

Vaggie: Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?

Y/n tilts her head at the overlord's name.

Sir Pentious: Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.

Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.

Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.

Sir Pentious: Hey!

Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.

Y/n: Yeah, dude. It's not a killing kind of place, it's the reform kind of place.

Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie and Y/n with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.

Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.

Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.

Sir Pentious: But I don't.

Y/n: Yeah, you do.

Charlie: Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?

Vaggie: Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things.

Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration.

Vaggie: Oh! *points at the ceiling* What did I just say? What did I just say?

Y/n: Oh, God.

Sir Pentious: What? Not my little egg boiz. *hugs Egg Boiz* They do my evil bidding for me!

Vaggie: Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?

Sir Pentious: *narrows eyes* Yes.

Vaggie: Then no more eggs.

Sir Pentious: *with tears in his eyes* All right, eggies. You've got to go. I *sobs* can't keep you anymore!

Egg Boiz: Okay, boss.

They all follow Vaggie as she wheels Pentious' boxes away.

Sir Pentious: No, don't resist. This is how it has to be!

Sir Pentious begins crying as he watches his Egg Boiz walking away. Charlie, looking awkward, pats his shoulder.

Y/n just stares at him with a deadpan annoyed look of hers, seeing at how much of a baby he was.

The scene changes to show Alastor in his room, eating a deer carcass with a knife and fork while jazz music plays in the background. Suddenly, the jazz music stops with a record-scratching sound when Vaggie came by with the Egg Boiz behind her.

Vaggie: Alastor!

Alastor looks surprised for a second and his eyes go from the deer carcass on the table to Vaggie.

Alastor: Do you mind? I'm in the middle of breakfast.

Vaggie: Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.

Alastor: *throws away knife and fork, stands up and summons microphone* Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!

Vaggie: Humanely!

Alastor: Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun *eyes glow red and the x appears on his forehead*, but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today. *walks out of the room*

Vaggie: Great! *looks at deer carcass* That looks disgusting.

The scene changes back to the hotel foyer, where Charlie, Y/n, and the rest of the hotel's residents, minus Alastor, are, with all of them except for Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n sitting on a sofa. Behind Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n is a stage with a banner on it that reads "Trusting 101".

Charlie: Hi, guys. Thanks for coming! It's been brought to our attention that there may be a little, tension in the hotel.

As Charlie explained, everyone is hating each other or on edge. Sir Pentious grabs Niffty with his tail and makes to shoot her with his ray gun, but Vaggie snatches it out of his hands before he can.

Vaggie: Tension that can be counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.

Y/n: And not be productive at all.

Charlie: We think that this group could really benefit from.

The background goes to yellow and Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie go flying up into the air.

Charlie: Trust exercises!

Y/n: Trust exercises.

Vaggie: Trust exercises. *begins falling* Ah, shit!

Vaggie falls on the floor as the yellow background cracks and breaks. Charlie and Y/n pull Vaggie to her feet.

Charlie: Vaggie, we rehearsed this. (Sighs) *to everyone else* We're doing trust exercises!

Husk: So, uh, what's with the whole, uhh, this? *gestures to the stage behind Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie* I'm not about to put on some show for these fucking chumps.

Angel Dust: Oh, I will *puts feet on Husk's legs*, but it's cash up front, and I know that one *points at Pentious* can't afford me.

Sir Pentious: Gross! I'd never think of it, spider!

Y/n: Ew.

Vaggie: Right, well, let's get started. Charlie? Y/n?

Charlie: Actually, I thought maybe you two could take the lead on this one. I trust everyone, so maybe you both know better on how to build it properly! *walks over to stand by Husk, Niffty, Pentious and Angel*

Vaggie: What? Uhh, I don't know if I'm qualified, uh...,

Y/n: Uh.

Charlie: Oh, come on. It'll be easy! I'm sure you two can handle this.

Y/n: I guess I could.

Vaggie: Yeah, um, *looks at them. All of them are looking grumpy except for Charlie, Y/n, and Niffty* Sure, I can handle this. No problem.

Vaggie takes a deep breath and walks down one side of the stage.

Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* All, right, so we are starting with trust falls! Each of you are going to share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards, while the rest of the group catches you. Got it? Who wants to go first?

Charlie: *raises hand* Ooh, ooh, me me me! Me! Me! Me!

Vaggie: All right, get on up here.

Charlie runs past Vaggie and onto the stage.

Charlie: I, I love you guys. Like, really, really love you. *falls backwards*

Vaggie runs forward and catches Charlie.

Vaggie: Gotcha!

Charlie: That... felt... good! Now you, Y/n.

Y/n: Alright then.

She goes on stage in front of the others.

Y/n: I don't like socialize sometimes and I like you all of you guys. *falls backwards*

The others all catch her.

Y/n: Thanks, guys.

Charlie: That was very nice, Y/n. Angel, why don't you go next?

Angel Dust: Fine. *walks onto the stage*

Vaggie: This time everyone needs to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you.

Vaggie takes out a spear as a means of discipline for the others to come closer to the stage.

Angel Dust: Somethin' about myself, huh? How about this? I LOVE to suck-

Husk threateningly points at Angel.

Husk: I swear to fuck if you say dicks!

Angel Dust: -popsicles, ya sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter!

Angel falls backwards. Husk catches him

Angel Dust: But, you know, dicks too!

Husk drops him.

Angel Dust: *to Pentious* All, right, new guy, you're up.

The room goes dark and a melodramatic music plays. A spotlight shines on Pentious.

Sir Pentious: I... don't want to live without my minions. Nobody catch me! *falls backwards*

Vaggie, Y/n, and Charlie catch him together.

Sir Pentious: Damn it.

Vaggie: That's great. Wow, you are slimy. *drops Pentious* Okay, good job. Uh, Niffty?

Niffty runs past them onto the stage, giggling manically.

Niffty: Sometimes, I kill mother-bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!

Upon hearing this and seeing Niffty, the others except Y/n were disturbed by her sadistic nature . Niffty flings herself off of the stage., but the others actively move out of the way to let her fall on the ground in the face, however Y/n catches her at the last minute.

Y/n: Really, guys?

Angel: Oh, come on, she's a little psycho.

Y/n just gave them all a look and quietly groaned and drops Niffty on the ground.

Despite that, Niffty seems to enjoy that.

Niffty: *falls on her face* Yay! Pain!

Niffty, giggling, runs back onto the stage to jump off again.

Niffty: (Sighs) Pain!

Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie walk off to talk privately.

Charlie: I don't know if this is really working the way we'd hoped. Maybe we should-

Vaggie: Honey, you have to trust me here. I got this, okay? I'll figure something out.

Y/n: Hopefully you will.

Angel appears behind them all.

Angel Dust: If you're in the market for some ideas, I've got just the thing for some "trust buildin'".

Vaggie: *sighs* What do you have in mind?

The scene changes to show a street in Pentagram City. Alastor is walking down the street, closely followed by Pentious' Egg Boiz who are his new minions.

Egg Boiz: Oh, boy! What's the plan, boss? I like your suit! What are the antlers for? Can I touch your staff thing? Are those your ears or is it your hair? I can't tell!

Alastor's eye twitches as he walks down the street, a pained smile on his face. A shadowy person watches him from behind before appearing in front of him, revealing himself to be an Overlord, Zestial.

Zestial: Hark, Alastor. How fare thee this day?

Alastor makes a radio static sound effect, looking slightly scared.

Egg Boi: Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?

Alastor: Follow in silence if you value your shell! *taps Egg Boi's shell with his cane before turning back to Zestial* Greetings, Zestial!

A demon comes out from an alleyway and sees Alastor and Zestial.

Bowler Hat Demon: Oh, holy shit!

Zestial: Ah, the weather doth become this fine day.

A cowboy demon comes out of the backdoor after a fight, and was about to go back in when he notices Zestial and panics before fleeing.

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Whoa! Uh oh!

Alastor: Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!

A demon, seeing Zestial, pours gasoline over himself and sets himself on fire, screaming.

Zestial: If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?

Zestial begins walking down the street with Alastor as tons of demons spot them and hide, run, or avoid getting in their way.

Zestial: It has been an age since thou hath graced us with thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.

Alastor: *laughs* Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. *adjusts bow tie and coat in a window reflection as his eye shift side to side* Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes! *laughs as a laughing sound effect plays from his microphone*

Zestial: *chuckles* There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me, *cloak flares open briefly* how dost thou fall in such folly?

Alastor: *spins cane* That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories! *continues walking*

Zestial: *chuckles* T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!

Alastor: Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!

Alastor, Zestial, and the Egg Boiz walk into an alleyway with a row of lifts. The security camera spots Zestial walking in view, but Alastor's image glitches when the camera was on him. Zestial and Alastor gets into one elevator. The Egg Boiz attempt to follow, but Alastor blocks them with his cane.

Alastor: No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return.

The Egg Boiz salute and the lift begins its ascent.

Egg Boi: Oh, look. Frank is up there. *points to the lift, where one Egg Boi is inside, pounding on the glass*

Another Egg Boi: We have names?

The lift reaches the top of the building and opens, where Alastor, Zestial and Frank walk out. Frank watches as other Overlords come out of other lifts and go into another room, Zeezi stepping over him due to her massive stature. Frank follows them in and stands near Alastor's seat. The overlord sitting next to Alastor turns to look at Frank and he waves. She smiles widely at him, showing her pointed, knife-like teeth. Frank hides behind Alastor's chair as Carmilla Carmine walks to the head of the table.

Carmilla Carmine: Welcome, Hell's sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. *pounds fist on table* We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.

Zestial takes his seat.

Carmilla Carmine: Zestial, so good to see you, my friend.

Zestial: *summons teacup and saucer* Enchanted as always, Carmilla.

Carmilla Carmine: *notices Alastor* Alastor?

Alastor: Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!

Carmilla Carmine: ...Not really. But welcome back in any case.

Alastor narrows his eyes and looks offended in Carmilla's general direction.

Carmilla Carmine: This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost *slide is projected onto the wall behind her* With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we-

Carmilla is interrupted as Velvette opens the door and walks in, on the phone.

Velvette: Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. *laughs* Yes, I know. They're all a joke.*laughs* Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.*hangs up and sits down at the opposite end to Carmilla*

Carmilla Carmine: Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?

Velvette: No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.

Carmilla Carmine: Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss-

Carmilla stops talking as Velvette waves her hand in the air.

Carmilla Carmine: Yes?

Velvette: On the subject of discussion...

Velvette takes out the head of an Exorcist and throws it onto the table. The other overlords look at it and mutter to each other.

Zeezi: Holy shit!

Alastor: Oh! Tasty...

Carmilla Carmine: *narrows eyes* Where did you get this?

Velvette: We found it during Extermination day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. *stands on top of table* We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan--

Velvette stops talking and she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.

Zestial: If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more... foolish than I bethought.

Velvette: *scoffs* Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?

Zestial: We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing, mightn't they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?

The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.

Velvette: Oh, I get it. So Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right? *gets up in Zestial's face* Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for-

Right before she could continue, Carmilla starts to get into her face, expressing outrage while singing, Respectless.

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You better show some respect! Check your behavior! no one speaks to Zestial that way! ♪

♪ Did you expect us to sit back and take your, insolent brazen display? ♪

Velvette: *laughs* ♪ You got it twisted, I'm not the one who needs a new attitude! ♪

♪ Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do nothing less than what I please, whoo! ♪

♪ I'm the backbone of the Vees, ♪

♪ Mad that I acted respectless? Well, it's cause no one could respect this! ♪

*walks across table* ♪ Sorry, group attendin'! Since when are Overlords too scared to fight? ♪

♪ You're long past trending! Sorry, bae, but I ain't swiping right! You've lost your relevance- ♪

Zestial: ♪ We can't act without more intelligence. ♪

Velvette: ♪ Ugh! No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast! ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ You and the Vees are inane and uninformed! ♪

Smug wannabes who don't heed when you've been warned! ♪

Velvette: ♪ 'Oops!' Did I strike a nerve? ♪

♪ 'Cause when I brought out the angel's head, *throws head across table* couldn't help but observe, that your wrinkled face was turning red! ♪

♪ And why are you avoiding war? That's what the guns you sell are for! Thanks to my being respectless, one thing I'm starting to suspect is *gets in Carmilla's face* You know why this angel's headless! Do you have a disclosure? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ This meeting's over! ♪

Both Carmine and Velvette glare at each other. The other overlords are all staring at Carmilla and Velvette. Alastor finally decides to break the silence.

Alastor: That was a productive meeting!

Velvette: Hm. Fine. Safe travels back to the nursing home, fuckers! *walks out the door* Kiss my arse!

She laughs evilly while she walks out the door.

Zeezi: *scoffs* What the hell? We literally just got here!

Odette: Mother?

The overlords all begin to get up and leave. All of them walk back towards the lift except for Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara, and Zestial, who walk towards another room. Alastor notices this as he is walking towards the lifts.

Alastor: Hmm. Well that's interesting. *points at Frank with his cane* You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.

Frank: Oh. Yes, boss!

Alastor: Follow them!

Frank salutes and runs after the overlords who went into another room.

The scene changes to Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, and Angel standing in a BDSM sex dungeon. Slapping noises comes in the background. Angel is looking satisfied with himself, Charlie is looking incredibly shocked, Y/n looks weirded out, and Vaggie looks angry.

Vaggie: Angel! What the actual fuck?!

Angel Dust: No activity requires more trust than BDSM, baby. No bond stronger than those formed through bondage! That's their motto!

Angel points to a poster on the wall, which does indeed read "No bond stronger than those formed through bondage".

Y/n: That's a weird saying.

Charlie: Angel, love the enthusiasm. But, umm, uh, hmmm,

Vaggie: What makes you think anyone would be into this?

The camera pans to Husk, who is purring as he gets massaged.

Husk: You know, I, I don't hate this. *chuckles*

Niffty, near Husk, is wearing a dominatrix outfit.

Niffty: I'm ready to punish some bad boys! *giggles*

Seeing Niffty and her outfit makes Husk give up.

Husk: *gets up* ...Never mind, I-I'm out!

A demon with snake hair comes up behind Charlie and starts giving her a massage. Other demons begin coming towards Charlie and rubbing themselves against her. While a hot female deer demon gives Y/n a massage and gives her a wink. Y/n just blinks and hides a blush.

Charlie: Okay, hello there. Hi. Um. Hm. Hm.

Y/n didn't say anything but looked away and tried to hide her blush more.

Vaggie pulls Charlie and Y/n away from the other demons.

Vaggie: Ugh! I can't fucking believe I let you drag us here, Angel. This is disgusting.

Charlie: It's no big deal, Vaggie. You know, maybe I can just help, uh-

Vaggie: No. I told you you could trust me, and I'm not going to let you down. [walks away from Charlie] I just need to teach them, the way I was taught...

As she said this, Vaggie smiles with excitement when she has the perfect trust exercise for all of them.

The scene changes to the group standing on a rooftop with half-destroyed buildings all around them. Everyone was shocked that the exercise has taken them to a live turf war battlefield with guns blazing in the background, demons screaming, and explosions booming.

Charlie: *shouting over the other demons' screaming* THIS IS HOW YOU LEARNED TO TRUST PEOPLE?!

Y/n: Holy shit.

On the ground, demons are shooting each other, brawling with weapons, and one demon was on fire, screaming and running around while others are still enjoying the carnage.

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Yee-haw!

Punk Demon: I can go all night long, baby!

Cactus Cowboy Demon: Bring it on, bitch!

Back at the rooftop, Vaggie makes a drill sergeant march.

Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. Buckle up, buttercups, because today you boys become men!

There is a loud explosion in the background, sending shockwaves that sways Vaggie's hair with a satisfying smile. Vaggie advances on Pentious.

Vaggie: You, *picks up Pentious*

Sir Pentious: Wait, wait! I can't fight without my minions-

Vaggie: Are gonna survive together!

Vaggie throws Sir Pentious off the building before turning to Angel Dust.

Vaggie: And you, (Angel Dust: D-don't you even think about it-) are gonna make this hotel work!

As part of their trust exercise and Angel's punishment for the BDSM sex dungeon suggestion, Vaggie takes Angel up and throws him off of the roof.

Niffty bounces next to Vaggie, her arms raised with excitement, and psychotically smiling with anticipation.

Niffty: My turn, my turn!

Vaggie picks up Niffty as Husk goes back into the inside of the building, not wanting to get involved and realizing how far this exercise has gone. Vaggie makes to throw Niffty, but Charlie snatches her up before she can.

Charlie: Vaggie! No!

Vaggie: This is the only way they'll learn, Charlie.

Charlie: No, it's not. *puts down Niffty* There are other ways. It just takes time!

Y/n: I think there are too.

As Charlie and Y/n talk to Vaggie, Niffty looks back at Charlie and Y/n asking to be lifted. When Charlie ignores her, Niffty jumps off of the building herself. In the off-screen background, Pentious, Angel, and Niffty are being heard fighting against hordes of demons.

Vaggie: Time we don't have! How many Exterminations will have gone by before these idiots get their shit together? How many times will we have to watch your people be killed before we make headway? *turns away from Charlie*

Charlie: Vaggie,

Vaggie: I took charge today and it all went sideways. I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality. I'm supposed to protect you. *takes Charlie by the shoulders* I'm supposed to never fail you. *goes back to the edge of the rooftop*

Angel Dust: *in the background* I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!

Charlie: You didn't fail me. Vaggie, you're not-you're not-

Vaggie: If I can't help you, what's the point of me?

Y/n: Vaggie...

Charlie: *gasps* Vaggie, don't say that! You do so much! It's-

Vaggie: I'm sorry. I'd... I'd like to be alone for a minute.

As Charlie and Y/n walk to the other side of the rooftop, an exhausted Angel comes out of the door, carrying a battered, but intact Sir Pentious, before he throws him onto the roof.

Angel Dust: Made it!

Charlie: *walks to door* Let's go home, guys.

Angel Dust: Ugh! I just walked up all those stairs!

Y/n: Think of it as exercise, Angel.

Angel Dust: Never thought of that.

As Angel pulls Sir Pentious back down the stairs, Vaggie stays on the rooftop by herself, looking at all the destroyed buildings around her.

The scene changes to show Carmilla Carmine, Odette, Clara and Zestial all in a room together, with Frank spying on them from behind a pot plant. Carmilla mutters in Spanish as she pours herself a drink, before beginning to down the bottle instead of the glass she poured for herself.

Zestial: Carmilla, what troubles thou? Losing thy composure is unlike thee.

Carmilla Carmine: *sighs* It's nothing, Zestial, really.

Zestial: The felled angel... t'was by thy hand, was it not?

Carmilla Carmine: Let's not talk about it.

Clara: Mom, maybe he should know.

Carmilla Carmine: Nobody should know. I did what I had to do. I am not discussing this.

Zestial: *lays hand on her shoulder, before singing in a soulful tone.*

♪ What weighs on your soul, old friend? I implore you to share the load! ♪

♪ If it was thou who slew the angel, why not let your strength be known? ♪

Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I always thought... ♪

♪ That I would keep blood off my face. ♪

♪ But when that thing attacked, I had to act, to cross that line and keep them safe. ♪

♪ But if anyone knew, then all of Hell would rise to war, and who's to say? ♪

[a guitar begins playing as Carmilla's Voice raises]

♪ Who'd survive the fray? I might lose the ones that I'd been killing for! ♪

♪ So, I'll *Clara and Odette come over to her and she wraps her arms around them* I'll be your keeper! ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes! ♪

Carmilla is also speaking to Zestial in the next line, who seems surprised that Carmilla wants to keep him safe as well.

♪ I'll keep you safe and keep this secret. ♪

The scene changes to Vaggie, now at the foot of the hotel and beginning to climb up it.

Vaggie: ♪ When I saw your face, you made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place ♪

♪ And it felt so good to be understood! ♪

♪ But there's so much I wished that I could say ♪

♪ So I, I'll be your armour ♪

♪ Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes ♪

♪ I'll spend my life being your partner ♪

♪ Carmilla Carmine: And I don't know what we might face ♪

♪ But I know I can't replace you ♪

♪ So I'll do anything to save you ♪

Vaggie: ♪ And I will try to make your dreams come true ♪

Both: Whatever we go through

♪ I know I ♪

(Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll be your keeper ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll be your armour ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

(Carmilla Carmine: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

(Vaggie: ♪ I'll make the mistakes ♪)

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

The scene changes to the Egg Boiz scavenging for weapons, parts, and garbage in a dumpster.

Egg Boiz: Ohhhh, this one smells like fun *laughs* Oh, I love garbage.

The elevator door rings, and Alastor is waiting for the Egg Boi, Frank, to return after spying on Carmilla and Zestial. He's bout to join the others when Alastor stops him.

Alastor: So, what did you hear?

Egg Boiz: First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all , "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"

Alastor: And then what was the last thing?"

Egg Boiz: She killed the angel?

Alastor: Interesting. Lets keep this between us *makes a evil grin that statics the whole screen for a brief moment* Shall we?

Egg Boiz: [unfazed] You got it, boss!

Frank salutes to Alastor.

Back at the inside of the hotel, Charlie looks down after a disastrous trust exercise. Y/n is beside her rubbing her back. Vaggie came on the balcony to see them.

Vaggie: *waves* Hey.

Charlie and Y/n: *waves* Hey.

Vaggie: *sighs* I'm sorry I got so crazy today.

Charlie: *grabs Vaggie's hand* No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I put pressure on you. We work as a team. I guess I just thought all this would be easier, but, we'll figure it out, together. I mean, look what your exercise did for them.

Y/n: I think you did well.

The camera pans over to Angel, Pentious, and Niffty laughing amongst themselves after one crazy battle against the demons in a turf war.

Angel Dust: *laughs* And then, when that buff guy started beating the shit outta you!

Sir Pentious: *laughs* Yes, and with the dismembered arm, *laughs* Yes, that was... particularly unpleasant. (dejected)

Niffty: *giggles* I liked that part *giggles*

Husk: Well... hey, at least you can take a beating like a champ. *comes over and pats him* You did okay, new kid.

Sir Pentious: ...Really? Oh well, I suppose I did get into a little of the old, rough and tumble today. *laughs* And uh, thank you for pulling me out of there.

Everyone laughs with enjoyment, but Niffty slightly ruins the moment when by continuously laughing manically, causing the other three to stop and witness her insanity.

Vaggie: Well, how about that?

The front door opens, and Alastor enters the hotel with the Egg Boiz minions tailing behind him. Vaggie notices them and calls out to Alastor.

Vaggie: Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.

Alastor: Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful.

At the end of the sentence, Alastor glows with excitement over the new information he received about the overlords.

Vaggie: Why don't you give them back to Pentious.

Upon hearing this, Pentious gets teary when Vaggie is allowing him to keep his minions.

Sir Pentious: *teary* Really?

Vaggie: Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons.

At the last part, with every word, the camera zooms with every sword sound at her narrowing eyes, showing how serious Vaggie is about no more building weapons.

Pentious gets emotionally and slithers down to hug his Egg Boiz as Alastor walks away.

Sir Pentious: Ahhh! My eggs! Yay. Ah, it's so good to have you back. *drops the Egg Boiz* Now, go clean my quarters this instant!

At his command, the Egg Boiz immediately scatters away as Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie watched them leave.

Charlie: Maybe, things'll move fast than you think.

At the end of the day, Pentious is seen getting ready for bed in his room with his Egg Boiz in tow and pajamas.

Sir Pentious: Ah! How was your day with Alastor, my minions?

Frank: It was awesome boss, I went to this meeting and there was a knife lady, an old guy, and a dinosaur!

Sir Pentious: Mmm, that's nice.

Frank: And the knife lady killed an angel! And I... was not supposed to talk about it.

Sir Pentious does not believe him at all.

Sir Pentious: Oh, I'm so sure and maybe you'll meet Martians tomorrow, but now is time for sleep. Good Night Eggies.~

The Egg Boiz roll over to Sir Pentious and cuddle together as Frank yawns to sleep, and the episode ends.

Later on, upon returning back from her mildly exciting day. Y/n teleported back home alone deep thoughts. Y/n decided to call her boyfriend. She sent him a message and called him.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby." He said back.

"How was your day, babe?" She asked.

"Oh. The same as yesterday. Just news, paperwork, Kat's bitchy attitude. And payment, thankfully. And how was your day, babe?" He replied.

"It was...eventful. I'll say." She replied back.

She thought and blushed about every trust exercise the group went through the whole day, even the sexual one.

"That sounds really cool, baby." He comments.

"Yeah, thanks, babe." She said.

"It's really nice to speak on calls like this. Your voice is real soothing." He tells her.

She blushes from his compliment.

"Thanks, babe. You sound really hot yourself." She said back.

"Thanks, baby. You're real kind to me, that's why I love you so much." He replies in an earnest tone to her.

"*Giggles* You're welcome, babe." She replies.

"I have to get going, babe. I'll speak with you soon, babe." She tells him.

"Got it, babe." He said back.

"I love you, my love sinner." She said.

"I love you, my owl princess." He said back.

She ended the call and sighed from all her thoughts.

She laid back on her bed.

She thought the day was pretty interesting.

But there was one thing she was glad about. She blushed at the very thought. She was real glad that she didn't mention to Tom about her little sexual encounter earlier that day.

Chapter 21: Masquerade

The episode opens with Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free, but fails. His captor paces around him.

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust?

Angel glowers, but eventually regains his confident smile.

Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?

Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.

Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault!

Angel Dust: [laughs, unbothered] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.

Captor: Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya.

Angel Dust: [Stares defiantly] Do your worst.... [Breaks into a seductive smile.] ...daddy~

The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.

Angel Dust: [On TV.] ...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!

Cuts to Sir Pentious, Charlie, and Y/n watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed, and Niffty rather interested.

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!

Charlie: It's, uh... very... honest...? Oh! [She turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]

Y/n: That's fucking gross.

Vaggie: Ew!

Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen, before turning her head away to avoid watching, with her hand covering her mouth this time.

Angel Dust: [On TV.] Oh, harder, daddy!

Y/n: What the hell?

Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.

Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen as Y/n helps her look away. Vaggie turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.

Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What?! You said was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.

Y/n: It's more of a sexual scene.

Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass.

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.

Angel Dust: [laughs, angry] Alright, dickhead. What makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?

Husk: You really gonna sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?

Angel Dust: [Gasps] Fuck you. This is classy art! [Gestures with two hands at the TV screen.]

Angel Dust: [On TV.] OH! FUUUCK!!

Co-star slaps Angel's butt and bites it. Sir Pentious covers his eyes when he sees this, while Niffty lies on her stomach on the table with smile, kicking her legs back and forth as she continues watching. Y/n looks away.

Husk: That's bullshit. You get drunk and bitch about them all the time. Everyone likes to bitch to the bartender. I know everything about you and these motherfuckers at this point. [Gestures to Sir Pentious] That one. That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep! [To Charlie] Princess, is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else's problems 'cept her own.

Charlie: What?! No, I-- what? Pffff, no, no... [Vaggie just stares at her silently.]

Husk: [to Vaggie] This one, [She turns her attention away from Charlie and scowls at Husk, growling under her breath.] judges everyone and everything because she hates herself. [To Y/n] This one doesn't like to socialize but secretly doesn't like to get lonely herself.

Vaggie frowns before groaning.

Y/n just looks to her hands after hearing Husk say that.

Husk: [Gestures to Niffty who smiles mischievously.] And Niffty? Heh... You don't even want to know what her deal is.

Husk drinks from his bottle of whiskey/wine he is holding as Angel laughs and kicks his legs.

Angel Dust: You weren't kidding! Oh ho, wow!

Angel laughs in front of Vaggie's face briefly while she is still frowning before sitting himself down on the couch's arm.

Angel Dust: Kitten's got claws~!

He gestures claws with his hand while looking to the side at Husk flirtatiously, causing his eyes to widen and his eyebrows to raise at that. Angel places his hand underneath Husk's chin, turning his head to face him closely as his hand adjusts against his cheek with his other holding the bottom of Husk's hand.

Angel Dust: [Sexily] Meow!

Husk immediately breaks away from his grasp and points at Angel with his index finger, rather annoyed, causing Angel's eyes to widen and eyebrows to rise in surprise from the sudden move.

Husk: And you! [Scoffs] Don't get me started. I see right through you and all this bullshit and how fake you are.

Angel Dust: Oh ho ho, me? Fake? Wow, I had no idea. Guess that's why I'm an actor, dumbass. And-- [Phone vibrates and rings.] Hold that thought. [Answers the phone.] Hello? Uh, yeah I'm-I'm... No, No, I just, I... [Nervously.] No, I-I'm not... But, uh... Yeah, I'll be right there. [Hangs up.] Well, uh... Looks like Val needs me for an... Uh-- emergency shoot!

Husk: Uh-huh, sure.

Angel Dust: You know what? Fuck you. I don't give a shit what some drunk ass bartender thinks a' me. [Pulls out shades from chest fluff.] So why don't you just crawl back to whatever cave you came from, porn critic. [Husk grows annoyed at his comment as Angel flips him off, putting on his shades. Husk growls and glares at him.]

Charlie: [Sprints after Angel] Angel, you can't leave yet! [Tries to stop him from leaving by taking his hands and gently leading him back to the lobby.] We haven't finished our exercises for the day!

Y/n: And you just got to where you actually change.

Angel Dust: I'm sure you'll manage without me. [Walks back over to the door to leave, grabs the handle, and opens it.]

Charlie sprints back after him and closes the door with her back, trying to block him from leaving.

Charlie: There isn't much time left for the hotel to prove itself-

Angel places his hands on his hips and waist, growing annoyed and facepalming, trying to remain calm before taking off his shades with one hand, and placing another on Charlie's shoulder.

Angel Dust: Dollface, it's my job. I know you want to fix everything but unless you can fix my boss, there's nothing you can do.

Charlie frowns at what he said Angel moves her out of the way to the door, opens it, puts his shades back on, and slams the door and leaves.

Charlie: Uuugh, why is this so hard? What am I doing wrong?!

Vaggie: Well, I mean... You're the princess of Hell.

Y/n: And have one of the highest positions.

Charlie: So?

Vaggie: So, you don't really use the power that comes with that, which I love about you, but maybe you can... I don't know, command a little more... Authority?

Y/n: Use to your advantage like I do sometimes.

Charlie: [Whines] But that's so mean...!

Vaggie: It's not mean, exactly. It's... uh, aggressive kindness.

Y/n: Aggressive kind personality for you.

Charlie: Okay... I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss... That I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel! And Y/n, could you come with me?

Vaggie: Sure, whatever gets you there, babe.

Y/n: Sure, if you want.

Cuts to Angel working at the porn studio. Valentino supervises and Travis appears as a director.

Angel Dust: Ohhh! Daddy, I... uhhhh... Uhh...

Angel reaches behind and underneath one of the pillows and grabs a paper to re-read the script before scoffing.

Angel Dust: Do you really expect me to memorize this whole script?

Valentino: Just improv it. You think anyone watches for the dialogue? [points to Travis, who nervously smiles and shakes his head.] Action!

A gang of four demons slam the door open and enter the room, preparing to initiate the sex scene as raunchy music plays.

Angel Dust: Oh, no. So many burglars... [Sexily] and only one me! Whatever shall I do? [Angel quickly glances back at the script before hiding it and setting it aside.] I guess I'll have to do all of you!

One demon grabs and pins Angel to the bed.

Angel Dust: Ohh! So what are you gonna do ta' me...

Angel hears the door squeak open as Charlie and Y/n suddenly enters the studio. His eyes widen in a panic.

Angel Dust: [shocked] Charlie?! Y/n?!

Rocky: Uh, my name's Rocky.

Angel Dust: [Pushes Rocky off of him and the bed, sitting up.] No one gives a shit.

Y/n: [Looks away] Oh fuck.

Charlie: Oh, so this is where the magic happens! [As Charlie looks around she nearly bumps into a female Hellhound actor who just got done taking her bra off. Charlie blushes and shuffles back quickly and awkwardly from how close she accidentally was to her.] Oh, wow, that is-- [Charlie gasps and her blush disappears as she sees another male actor get slathered in mud.] That is a lot..! [Angel then appears, putting on a robe and gently takes Charlie and Y/n by their hands diverting their attention while he still sounds panicked.]

Angel Dust: What in the ever-loving fuck are you two doing here?!

Y/n: Don't look at me, I just came here with her as support.

Charlie: I am the Princess of Hell, and Y/n is a Goetia Princess too, Angel, and I go where I please. [Whispering softly.] We're here to get you some time off for the hotel. Now, where's your boss?

Just as Charlie looks around and is about to walk away with Y/n, Angel tries to gently but firmly grab them by the hand and pulls them away, frightened.

Angel Dust: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are going nowhere near Val--

Valentino: Angel! What is the fucking hold up?!

Angel Dust: I'm coming!

Valentino: Not off-camera, you're not!

Angel gently pushes Charlie and Y/n back towards the door and opens it as they stand there.

Angel Dust: [Panicked, talking fast.] Please, please, just wait, wait until I'm done working and we will talk about this, I promise. But first, you've gotta go-

Valentino: [Appears behind Angel as he flinches.] Aaaah, Your Majesty!

Angel Dust: [Whispers.] Oh, shit.

Valentino: [Walks over to them.] Welcome to my humble sex dungeon. [He pushes Angel behind him as he bends down and leans towards Charlie and Y/n, as Y/n glares at him.] What can I do for such a... [He takes Charlie's left arm and pulls up her suit sleeve as he lecherously licks and slurps Charlie's arm, leaving a trail of his saliva.]

Y/n uses her psychic powers to trip him making him let go off Charlie.

Charlie: [Grossed out.] Ah, uh, no, thank you.

Angel looks away, disgusted.

Valentino: [Composes himself after getting tripped] Mm! Lovely specimen! And your friend is quite lovely too. You don't want a role, do you? Because I can make you a star, make us both richer than, well, your papito--

Charlie: [Backs away, shocked and disgusted.] Fuck noooo! Uh, I-I'm sorry. We have come to aggressively, kindly speak with you about Angel.

Y/n: Fuck off, shithead.

Valentino stiffens slightly at both Y/n's aggressiveness and Charlie when she mentions that, eyes narrowed and an eyebrow raised in suspicion. Angel waves his hands and gestures for her to stop from behind him.

Charlie: Later, of course. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of your work.

Valentino snaps his head to the side, peering over his shoulder and scowls at Angel as he grows more worried.

Valentino: Well then, make yourself comfortable, Your Majesty and your pretty friend too, and enjoy the show. [Motions the film crew back to the shoot as he walks back to his chair and sits beside Travis.] Well, let's take this shit from the top!

Travis: [Laughs] Action!

Angel Dust: Oh, wow, mister robbers. I sure hope you don't hurt me with those... Big guns of yours.

Rocky: Don't move, you spicy little, uuh, cock sleeve or else I'll... [Pans to Charlie whispering to the cameraman about the hotel.]

Charlie: [whispering] ...We do trust exercises everyday in the morning...

Y/n just rolls her eyes.

Valentino: [shouts] Cut! What the fuck is going on with this?!

Charlie: Ooh! I'm sorry... Were we too loud? I was just telling him about the Hazbin Hotel!

Valentino: [Fakes a smile.] Not at all, Princess! [He glares and gnashes at Angel as he shrinks forward, uneasy.] It doesn't bother me one bit...!

Charlie: You know, this scene feels awfully violent. If you want help with the script, maybe I can pitch some scenarios that are more whole-- woah!

Charlie screams and trips over a cable and the electricity crackles.

Y/n helps her up.

Charlie: Okay. Okay. Ah, ah okay. [She tries reaching to fix it but the cables and wires catch fire and begins to spread as she backs away from it. Angel and the four male actors are seen watching, eyes wide.] That's on fire. That-that, that's on fire!

Angel Dust: [The crew and actors scream and flee while Angel remains on the bed, eyes wide, backing up against the pillows.] Oh shit...

Everyone runs away screaming as the room burns down. Charlie tries to put out the fire, to no avail. Y/n facepalms. Valentino glares at Angel Dust menacingly, believing he's the cause of this mess.

Charlie: Oh, god. Okay, uh, do you have any--

Charlie grabs the corner of furry carpet in an attempt to put out the flames.

Valentino watches everything play out, eyes wide before he grits his teeth, standing up from his chair in annoyance.

Charlie: [In the middle of the fire.] Can I get a fire extinguisher? [Charlie takes off her suit jacket and begins swaying it up and down, trying to put out the fire, but still to no avail, as the screams and running continue.] I am so sorry. I ruined your movie. I ruined your movie. [Angel watches everything as he sits on the bed, backed against the pillows, blinking with a mortified expression. His pupils shrink when he sees Valentino's dark figure standing still in the midst of the fire, glaring at him.] Oh, my God. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm s-s-s-s-s-sorry! Noooooo!

Y/n uses her ice powers to put out the fire flames while shaking her head.

Valentino growls. Angel gets off of the bed quickly, reaching underneath, grabbing and putting on his robe.

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Charlie: [Still with suit jacket off.] Oh, my gosh, I am so, so, so, so sorry. I-- I can clean this up. I-- I can--Thanks for putting out the flames, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem.

Valentino: [Walks up to Charlie and bends in front of her to her eye level.] Don't you worry your pretty blonde head about it. We have people for that. [Turns to Angel.] Angel... can I see you in your dressing room for a moment?

Y/n secretly trips him again which makes him stumble again.

Angel runs off to Val, leaving a concerned Charlie, who reaches to stop him, and an annoyed Y/n. Angel enters the dressing room, worried and scared, as a fuming Valentino appears from behind the door, slamming it shut. He approaches Angel menacingly as he turns around with his hands raised up in defense.

Angel Dust: Val, I didn't know that--

Before Angel can continue, Valentino grunts in annoyance as he smacks the back of his hand hard across the side of Angel's face, giving his right eye a black eye. He stumbles back in pain, holding the side of his face with his hand as he tries to speak again.

Angel Dust: Val, I--

Angel grunts as Valentino grabs the collar part of his robe and holds him up close to his face, extremely pissed off.

Valentino: You really think you can have Lucifer's little bitch [He throws Angel back, sending him colliding back against a chair that he anxiously shuffles around. He is visibly scared, gasping and panting out of breath.] fight your battles for you?!

Valentino growls as he walks closer to Angel, who is still trying to explain.

Angel Dust: Val, please, I'm sorry... She's--

Valentino: You bring her and her friend here to protect you? [He reaches his left arm out to Angel with his hand open to touch or possibly grab his chest fluff as Angel backs himself away in the corner of the room in fear, instinctively grabbing his robe to try and cover his chest.] To FUCK with me?!

Red cigar smoke circles around the back of Angel's wrists like cuffs, binding them together. Valentino grabs Angel by the neck and forcefully drags him back before slamming and pinning him down to the couch, causing Angel to yell in pain.

Angel Dust: Val, stop!

Valentino: [Teeth gnashed.] You think she can get you out of work?!

Angel Dust: No! No, that-- that-- that's not-- [Valentino uses his free hand and runs and touches Angel's chest fluff. Angel's voice wavers.] --what I'm trying to do. I-- No--

Valentino growls and violently throws Angel to the ground, causing him to slide to a stop, gasping and grunting heavily.

Valentino: [menacingly] You know she can't do anything.

Valentino manipulates his smoke into a ball before forming it into a chain wrapped around Angel's neck, lifting his head and body up to read his golden contract that's binding him to Valentino signed with his real name, "Anthony".

Valentino: I own you. Or have you forgotten that?

Angel Dust: [Sniffling and whimpering.] No...

Valentino: [Valentino vanishes the contract but still holds onto his smoke chain tightly.] When I say "cum", you say?

Angel Dust: Yes, Valentino.

Valentino: [Leans closer to Angel, putting a hand on his shoulder.] When I say "You are fucking twenty guys before lunch," you say?

Angel Dust: [Voice deepening and breaking.] Yes, Valentino.

Valentino: When I say "You better get that fucking [Shouting, grabbing the collar of Angel's robe and holding him up to eye level. Angel has a look of pure terror on his face.] C*** out of my studio!", [Caresses the back of his hand against the of Angel's face.] you say?

Angel Dust: Uh, I...

Valentino: [He digs his nails/claws into Angel's face, leaning in closer. His voice becomes much more aggressive.] YOU say?

Angel Dust: [Holds his hands up.] Look, V-Val, she just gets involved in everything. I-I'll tell her to leave. Just don't hurt her...! [Grabbing Valentino's wrists.]

Valentino: [Grabs the collar of Angel's robe again and lifts him up off of the ground. Angel gasps and grunts.] I have killed bitches for less than this attitude you're giving me. You're lucky you make me money! Now, you're going to go get rid of her and her friend, [Throws Angel to the ground, who catches himself from the fall. Points at him angrily.] and then you are filming all night! Get me?!

Angel Dust: Yes, Val.

Valentino: [Smiles.] Good.

Angel reaches his arm from behind him and manages to grab the door handle, opening it a little. Valentino suddenly grabs Angel by the robe, violently dragging him out of the dressing room as he gasps. The door slams and the mirror inside falls over, smashing and shattering.

Back to the studio.

Valentino: [loudly] Alright!

Valentino throws Angel forward against the bed, and he manages to catch himself, rather weakly, in front of Charlie (who has her suit jacket back on). Her jaw drops and her eyes widen at what she just witnessed. She turned her head to stare at Valentino, an expression of disbelief and anger on her face. While Y/n glares at him harshly.

Valentino: Get your asses back on set, and we are taking this from the top!

Charlie, who is now furious, grows her horns as her eyes glow red and hair floats.

Charlie: [demonic, angry] What makes you think you can treat him like that?!

Valentino simply stands there, smug, with his arms crossed as Charlie approaches, but Angel stands in between them.

Angel Dust: Charlie! [She halts.] Just stop!

Charlie: Angel, what are you talking ab--

Angel Dust: Charlie, leave! And take Y/n with you.

Charlie: But--

Angel Dust: I didn't want you to come here. I already asked you to leave and you didn't listen. You made things worse.

Charlie: I just wanted to help you-

Angel Dust: Well, you ain't! You actually want to help me?! Get the fuck out of here! Right now, and let me finish my work...

Charlie: I... I didn't... [Sobs.] mean to! [Looks at Valentino, who smiles smugly.] I... I'm... I'm so sorry!

Y/n: [scoffs] Whatever.

She death glared at Valentino with her eyes turning red, and uses her mind control to make Valentino scared of her every time he thinks about her.

She secretly telekinetically breaks Valentino's leg on her way out, making him fall on the ground and groan in pain and making her smirk secretly.

Charlie sobs and leaves the studio in tears with Y/n by her side, as they slam the door behind them. As Y/n flips everyone there off.

Angel looks disappointed in himself.

Valentino: [Stands up in pain now due to his broken leg and slightly scared of Y/n, but manages to laugh and chuckles lowly in satisfaction, approaching Angel from behind, putting his hands on his shoulders and leaning over his back.] Good boy. [Before shivering in pain] And that friend of hers is scary. 

Cuts to Angel resuming his film with makeup applied to his face to cover his black eye.

Valentino: And... action.

Angel Dust starts to film porno after porno, intertwined with him performing a pop-music dance sequence.

Angel Dust: ♫ I'm not above a love to cash in ♫

♫ Another lover underneath those flashin' lights ♫

♫ Another one of those ruthless nights ♫

A bunch of actors appear to perform a gang bang. Angel winces as he gets choked by his co-stars.

♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♫

♫ I shoulda' guessed that this would happen ♫

♫ I shoulda' known it when I looked in your red-hot eyes ♫

Angel on his knees prepared to give a blowjob to a fellow demon, while glancing at Valentino smiling, with a leg cast on him.

♫ Spewin' all your red-hot lies ♫

♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♫

♫ What's the worst part of this hell? ♫

♫ I can only blame myself ♫

Cuts to Angel dancing with Valentino bound by smoke-chains.

♫ 'Cause I know you're poison ♫

♫ You're feedin' me poison ♫

♫ Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow ♫

♫ Up your poison ♫

♫ I made my choice, and ♫

♫ Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow ♫

Shots alternate between Angel having sex with Valentino and him snorting drugs, lying in a bed of cash with two other demons.

♫ Oh-oh, oh-oh! ♫

♫ Any way you want me, baby ♫

♫ That's the way you got me, I'll be yours ♫

Valentino's nightmarish silhouette appears in front of Angel in bed.

♫ My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison ♫

Cuts to a different porn scene as Angel gets fitted in BDSM gear.

♫ I got so good at bein' untrue ♫

♫ I got so good at tellin' you what you wanna hear ♫

Valentino takes Angel's cigarette and blows the smoke into his face. Angel shakes his head to get rid of the smoke, but all he sees is Valentino walking away with a limp from his leg injury before a black blindfold is put over his eyes.

♫ I disassociate, disappear ♫

♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♫

Having been fully fitted in BDSM gear, Angel gets manhandled by his co-stars and has his head forced into an actor's crotch for another blowjob.

♫ So far beyond difficult to resist another gulp ♫

Cuts to Angel dancing a pop-MV choreography, with the BDSM scenes displayed on the LED screens.

♫ Yeah, I know it's poison ♫

♫ You're feedin' me poison ♫

♫ I'm chokin' from the taste and I can't help but swallow ♫

♫ Up your poison ♫

♫ I made my choice, and ♫

Angel is choked, and his blindfold comes undone, revealing his fear and pain, while Val sticks out his tongue in arousal. The pop choreography continues with shots of the BDSM scene. Angel is shown struggling and pounding the ground as if trying to resist.

♫ Every night I'm wasted like there's no tomorrow ♫

Angel is shown screaming and crying out in pain.

♫ Oh-oh, oh-oh! ♫

♫ Any way you want me, baby ♫

♫ That's the way you got me, I'll be yours ♫

Valentino smiles lecherously as he grabs and drags Angel away from the stage slowly with his limp. Angel appears scared.

♫ My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison ♫

Angel snaps back to reality, exhausted and traumatized. He locks the door and stumbles backward and walks out to the balcony to catch a breath only to see Vox and Valentino below, smiling and shaking hands possibly striking a deal or an agreement to something as Vox side-glances up at the balcony seeing Angel Dust his smile falters a bit. Valentino turns his head to also see Angel. They both smile as Vox's figure disappears into electricity and leaves while Valentino turns his back and walks away. As Valentino mutters in pain again from his leg injury.

♫ Poison, I'm drownin' in poison ♫

♫ I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow ♫

♫ Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison ♫

♫ Wish I had something to live for tomorrow. ♫

Ends with Angel collapsed and crying on the balcony of the porn studio.

Cuts to a worn out Angel Dust returning to the Hotel while groaning. Charlie awkwardly waves at him but is ignored. Y/n just looks annoyed at him for making Charlie cry. Angel drops himself on a stool next to Husks' bar as he cleans a glass cup.

Angel Dust: Eugh, I need a drink. The hardest you can make.

Husk: Hmm, You look like shit.

Y/n: [walks over] Complete shit.

Angel Dust: [Takes a deep breath and regains his cocky smile.] Pfft, Not possible. Just a long shoot, nothin' new. [Husk rolls his eyes as soon as he pours the liquor. Angel snatches the glass and gulps down the alcohol but leaving a small portion spilled.] Eugh, I said a strong one.

Husk: Excuse me. Didn't realize this was a "drinking to forget" kind of night.

Angel Dust: Oh, I forgot. You're the wise old bartender who's seen it all. Get the fuck over yourself and pour me real drink. [Angel uses the tip of his index finger and pours the full cup of alcohol.]

Husk: Look, if you've got a problem, you're not going to find the solution at the bottom of a bottle. I should know, I've been looking there a long time. [Husk cleans and wipes down the spilled alcohol].

Angel takes a deep breath, smooths his hair back and slips into his porn star persona.

Y/n rolls her eyes at him.

Angel Dust: Oh sure, and where should I Iook? Hmm? [sexily] In your bedroom, maybe? [Husk flinches and stiffens.] Under the covers? [Angel shakes his shoulders suggestively as Husk cringes back.] Maybe we can go look together. [Husk unknowingly purrs as his eye twitches he holds up his hand, gesturing Angel to stop, already feeling annoyed.]

Y/n just stares annoyed at his actions.

Husk: Don't. Even start.

Angel Dust: Oh, c'mon, I bet I can make those wings flap! [Angel grabs one of Husk's wings, spreading it out before he wraps it around himself.]

Husk: [Pushes Angel off of him back onto the stool as the bottle of alcohol slips from his grasp and smashes onto the floorboards, spilling.] Stop! Fucking Christ! [Angel scowls at him.] You can cut the act already. [Places both hands on the countertop.] It's never going to work on me. [Rolls eyes.] So all you're doing is makin' an ass out of yourself with this fake bullshit.

Angel, now agitated and filled with rage.

Angel Dust: [Shouts angrily as his pupils and freckles glow a dark neon magenta, taking the appearance of additional eyes. Angel gets up in Husk's face.] Call me fake one more time, motherfucker! I dare you.

Husk: [Leans close to Angel and uses index finger to poke his chest fluff.] Fake. [Smiles smugly.]

Angel Dust: [Rising] Fuckin' asshole—! [Bumps into the bar ceiling, holding his head with his hands as he falls back off of the stool and lands on the floor.] Arrgh! God!

Husk: [Leans over the bar counter to stare down at him.] Ya done?

Y/n: Hopefully.

Angel Dust: [Growls angrily.] Ya know what? You would be fucking lucky to get a chance to fuck me! [Throws the half broken bottle of alcohol at Husk but misses as Husk stares unamused and unimpressed.] Ya know how much I'm worth? You know how many people would kill to have Angel Dust come onto them? Fuck you. Have fun being a lonely piece of shit!

Angel storms out of the hotel, pushing past Vaggie.

Vaggie: Woah-- The hell? Angel, where are you going?

Angel Dust: [Offscreen.] Out! [Door slams.]

Vaggie: Husk, Y/n, what did you two do?

Husk: [Shrugging.] Made him a drink.

Y/n: Care about him.

Charlie: [Worried.] Oh, no. He looks really upset.

Husk: [Waves off, dismissively.] It's just Angel. He'll be fine.

Y/n: As always.

Charlie: I'm not so sure. Y/n and I went to his job. I really messed up at the studio today and he got... Ugh, it was... It wasn't good, okay?

Vaggie tucks Charlie's hair behind her ear and gives her a reassuring smile, then turns to Husk.

Vaggie: [sarcastically] Gee, sounds like someone should go after him...

Husk just stares and blinks blankly.

Vaggie: Someone named "Husk".

Husk: Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Why don't you go if you're so worried?

Vaggie: Because I'm not the one who sent him storming out. You caused it. You drag him back. Y/n, you go too to make sure he doesn't screw up.

Y/n: Okay then.

Charlie: No! No... Don't force him back. Just make sure he's safe. I pushed too hard earlier and... I only made things worse. Look, he'll come back when he's ready. I just don't want anything to happen to him until then.

Vaggie shoots a pointed look at Husk, who grumbles.

Charlie: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go write one hundred apology letters and a lesson planned for tomorrow about... Boundaries.

Husk rolls his eyes and slumps forward while whining like a cat. With Y/n rolling her eyes beside him.

Cuts to Angel entering a bar. Husk and Y/n follow behind with sirens blaring in the background.

Angel sits at the bar with a gang of shark demons, snorting drugs.

Angel Dust: Oh, yeah.

As Husk enters the bar someone bumps into him which makes him growl and glare in their direction briefly until he hears Angel and the gang of sharks laughing. Y/n is by Husk's side.

Angel Dust: [Laughing.] I'm so fucked up!

Husk sits at the bar counter, placing money down, and orders a drink.

Husk: Gimme a whiskey... [Bartender places a glass down and pours some before Husk grabs the bottle.] I meant the whole bottle, jackass. [The bartender stares at him silently before letting him have the bottle and takes away the glass instead as Husk drinks down the bottle.]

Angel Dust: Haha, ya, ya, so I said "You couldn't afford me in a million afterlives." I got better options, right boys?

Demon: You got that right!

The gangsters laugh as Husk watches and snarls and Y/n glares.

Angel Dust: [To one demon.] Hey, baby, be a doll and bring me another one? Daddy's outta juice!

The demon is seen taking his and Angel's empty glasses by the bar counter as he sits down on a stool next to Husk who glares at him in suspicion as the bartender pours the liquor in the two glasses. The shark demons reaches into his suit and takes out some love potion/drug (which resembles the love potion seen in the background of "Radio Killed the Video Star") and pours it into Angel's drink making the color pink. Husk's and Y/n's eyes widen as they watch and the demon gets up from the stool to return to Angel.

Husk huffs and sets his bottle of whiskey aside and Y/n stood up with him.

Husk: [Muttering] Son of a--

Demon: Here you go, darling. Just for you--

Just as Angel is about to reach for the drink, Husk appears from behind the demon and grabs him by the back of his suit, as Y/n uses her telekinesis to lift him off of the ground as the drinks spill.

Demon: Woah!

Husk: Nice try, fuckhead.

Y/n: We're onto you, shithead.

Angel watches in surprise as Y/n telekinetically throws the demon across the room, causing him to scream and land headfirst into a jukebox as up temp music plays and another demon dodges. The rest of the gangsters take out their guns.

Husk: Let's go. [Husk grabs Angel's arm and pulls him behind him and Y/n while he throws a stack of cards at the demons which cuts the barrels off their guns and cuts a net loose from the ceiling, immobilizing them as Y/n sets them on fire as they all scream in pain.]

Angel Dust: What the? Hey! H-h-hey, hey!

Husk and Y/n drag Angel out of the bar.

Angel Dust: Husk! Y/n! What the actual fuck are you two doing here? Let go of me.

Husk: No. We're takin' you back to the hotel.

Y/n: And to get you out of here.

Angel Dust: Get off!

Husk: That fucker put somethin' in your drink.

Y/n: Any idiot could see it.

Angel Dust: You don't think I can tell if someone spikes my drink? I do this all the fuckin' time!

Husk: You just let people drug you all the time?

Angel Dust: You think I ask for it? I don't ask for any of this shit! I didn't ask to be this way. I didn't ask for Charlie to save me, I didn't ask for you two to save me. I can handle myself.

Husk: Really? Because I just saw someone self-destructing. It seems like... I don't know... you might need a bartender to talk to.

Y/n: Or a friend.

Angel Dust: [Chuckles, incredulous.] Oh, so now you're going to act like you two give a shit about me? You think after how you both treated me, I'm gonna open up to you? Please. [Walks off.]

Y/n: Uh, yeah.

Husk: Maybe I'd treat you better if you were real, and not some bullshit version of yourself, always pushin' my boundaries! Lemme tell ya, nobody in that hotel cares who you are. How famous, how hot, so you might as well just... cut the act.

Angel stops walking, eyes widening before tears form in the corner of his eyes. He drops the Angel Dust persona completely.

Angel Dust: It's not an act!

Husk and Y/n flinch back a bit and stares at Angel Dust in shock.

Angel Dust: [Sobbing] It's who I need to be. [Crosses arms to chest.] And this... [Gestures to the redlight street.] This is my escape. Where I can forget about it all! How much I hate... everything. A place where I can get high, and not have to think about how much it hurts. And maybe... If I can ruin myself enough in the process... if I end up broken, I won't be his favorite toy anymore...

Husk and Y/n stand there listening and blinking as Husk frowns and Y/n thinks about at what Angel Dust says. Holding his hands as his eyebrows furrowed and his ears and tail falter. As Y/n's lowers her hoodie top.

Angel Dust: ...and maybe he'll let me go...

Angel Dust sits down on the sidewalk, curling up into a small ball with his legs close to his chest with his arms wrapped around them and his head buried into his knees.

Husk and Y/n stare at Angel Dust with sympathy and pity, then walk over and sit down the pavement near him.

Husk: [Sighs.] I was an Overlord once, you know.

Y/n: And I'm actually royalty you know.

Angel Dust looks to Husk and Y/n, who sigh, both giving assuring smiles.

Husk: Yeah, and uh... It was nice to have that power. But when you're dealing in souls

The scene flashbacks to Husk’s past, in his prime as an Overlord.

The scene shows a younger Husk in his prime, sitting at a gambling table, smiling in Pride as he looks to his prize consisting of piles of money stacks, then spreading out his cards.

Husk: While also being a gambler, the stakes are pretty high. And losing a few hands can be more than a little dangerous.

The cards backs progressively show Husk losing his bets, his expression getting sadder as the number of card patterns shrinks.

Husk: So when you're down on your luck, you turn to anything to... keep you afloat.

A card appears on screen spinning in place, showing the pattern of a sad Husk, to an evil grinning Alastor, his ominous chuckling echoing in the background as it rains hundreds of playing cards.

Husk: Even making deals yourself.

A stack of cards fall into Alastor’s hand, who holds them out in a fan, and grins at a worried Husk as he has stacks of poker chips surrounding him, signifying an unbeatable winning streak, voodoo symbols floating around him as the light is dimmer and more menacing on his half of the room.

Cut back to present

Husk: So I know what it's like to... Regret the choices made... And knowin' ya can't take it back.

Angel, Y/n, and Husk sit in silence for a moment. Then Husk begins to sing.

Husk: ♫ So things look bad, and your back's against the wall ♫

♫ Your whole existence seems fuckin' hopeless ♫

♫ You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall ♫

♫ Can't face the world sober and dopeless ♫

♫ You've lost your way, you think your life is wrecked ♫

♫ Well, let me just say you're correct ♫

Angel Dust: Wait, what?

Husk: ♫ You're a loser, baby ♫

♫ A loser, goddamn baby ♫

♫ You're a fucked up little whiny bitch ♫

Angel Dust: Hey!

Y/n laughs.

Husk: ♫ You're a loser, just like me ♫

Angel Dust: Thanks, asshole.

Husk: ♫ You're a screw's-loose-boozer ♫

♫ An only one-star reviews-er ♫

♫ You're a power-bottom at rock bottom ♫

♫ But you got company ♫

Angel Dust: This supposed to make me feel better?

Y/n: I guess.

Husk: ♫ There was a time I thought no one could relate ♫

♫ To the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged ♫

♫ But lettin' walls down, it can sometimes set you straight! ♫

♫ We're all livin' in the same shit-sandwich ♫

Angel Dust: ♫ I sold my soul to a psychopathic freak ♫

Husk: ♫ Haha! And you think that makes you unique? ♫

Get outta here, man!

♫ We're both losers, baby ♫

♫ We're losers, it's okay to be a-- ♫

Angel Dust: Coked up, dick-suckin' hoe?

Husk: ♫ Baby, that's fine by me ♫

Angel Dust: ♫ I'm a loser, honey, ♫

♫ A schmoozer and a dummy! ♫

♫ But at least I know I'm not alone ♫

Husk: ♫ You're a loser ♫

Both: ♫ Just like me! ♫

Husk: ♫ I got an appetite for gamblin' ♫

Angel Dust: ♫ I got an appetite for samplin' every drug and sex toy I can find! ♫

Husk: Go ahead baby, sing that song, come on!

Angel Dust: ♫ I got no holes left to deflower ♫

Husk: ♫ I sold my soul to save my power ♫

♫ Now I'm on that demon's leash ♫

Both: ♫ I'm trapped and it gets worse with every hour ♫

Y/n watches with interest and a smile at the two bonding.

Angel Dust: ♫ You're a loser, baby ♫

Husk: ♫ A loser, but just maybe if we ♫

Both: ♫ Eat shit together, things will end up differently! ♫

Angel begins humming while Husk sings.

Husk: ♫ It's time to lose your self-loathin' ♫

♫ Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby ♫

♫ Play your card, be who you are ♫

Both: ♫ A loser, just like—

Y/n senses danger and glares. 

The shark demons interrupt and furiously fire at Angel and Husk as Y/n disappears briefly, who hide behind a nearby parked car.

Demon: There he is! They're fucking singing?! Get 'em!

Husk: Oh shit! Stay down. I'll deal with this.

Demon: Hehe, you're fucking dead -

Y/n: I don't think so.

Y/n reappears and kills the leader shark as she stares at him and turns him to stone.

Husk kills each goon with relative ease using his cards, but had trouble with one goon jumping on his back, until Angel also pulls out one of his firearms and obliterates the demon.

Angel Dust: Eat lead, sucka!! *lends a hand to Husk* I told ya. I can handle myself baby.

Y/n: Yeah, right.

Angel pulls out 5 extra guns and begins fighting the rest of the demons with Husk and Y/n until all the shark demons are reduced to blood and guts.

Shark demon: This did not go as planned -[Y/n grabs his head and telekinetically makes his head blow up with blood everywhere as he dies as she giggles manically.]

Y/n: That was fun. [Wears blood proudly]

Cut to Angel and Husk banged up with Y/n still in good shape and covered in the goons' blood.

Husk: Well, that was something I didn't expect to see.

Y/n: Killing demons like that is fun.

Angel Dust: Like I said, you don't know me. Sex ain't the only thing I'm good at.

Husk: Good to know, cause this guy ain't that bad.

Y/n uses her powers to clean the blood off of her magically.

Angel Dust smiles, and the three walk out of the street.

Angel, Y/n, and Husk return to hotel laughing together.

Angel Dust: He had like 3 bills, and it took him 30 minutes to count them. His eyes are so shit!

Husk: Hehe, and this is the guy you gotta take orders from?

Y/n: That's bullshit!

Angel Dust: I know! What a fucking joke, right?

Charlie rushes to Angel in relief and hugs him tightly.

Charlie: I'm so sorry, Angel! I promise I won't ever, ever, ever, ever-

Angel Dust: Charlie, it's fine. I get it. Thanks... for caring about me.

Charlie weeps tears of joy. Angel picks her up and gives her to Vaggie.

Angel Dust: Ehh, I think this is yours.

Y/n: That's adorable.

Vaggie: Okay missy, let's get you to bed.

Charlie: [still blubbering] He-he-he said he - for-forgave me! [inaudible cries] It's so beautiful, Vaggie and Y/n...

Husk: Hey, how about that drink?

Angel Dust: You read my mind.

Episode ends with Angel and Husk heading for a drink.

As Y/n texts her boyfriend, Tom, about how much bloody fun she had for the day.

"Hey, babe." She texts.

"Hey, baby." He said in his text back.

"How was your day, babe?" She texts him.

"Same as usual, baby. How was yours?" He texted back.

"I had lots of fun today. I showed an Overlord I was the boss of him and broke his leg too. And killed some dumb sharks too. Lots of blood was spilled." She texted back with a smile.

"Whoa! That's impressive, baby. You're scary when you want to be. I love it when you're in like that." Tom texted back.

"Of course, I am. I'm a goetia princess, of course, my loving sinner." She texted back proudly.

"Yes, you are, my owl princess." He texted back.

"God, I love you, babe." She texted him.

"I love you more, baby." He texted back.

She texted him how much of a nice time she had for the day.

She loved the thrill of the kill.

And she soon found that she secretly loved that protective side of her at times.

Chapter 22: Harvest Moon Festival

It was the day of the Harvest Moon Festival in the Wrath Ring. Stolas was getting ready for it. He told his daughter, Y/n, about it, and she thought it was pretty interesting. He offered her to come. And she agreed to come with him. He said she could come with him and watch the event happen with him. She was excited for it, and decided to get ready.

She wondered if Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona would be going to it as well.

"Hey, dad, what's the Harvest Moon Festival like?" Y/n said as she asked her dad.

"It's a nice little event where I use my magic to bring the Harvest Moon in the Wrath Ring to bring the harvest to all of the imps in the Wrath Ring. I bring the moon to its full color and it shines down. It then brings the harvest of the season to all of the land in The Wrath Ring." Stolas explains.

"That sounds kinda cool, dad." N/n replies.

"That's wonderful, my owlet." Stolas said.

"Could I watch with you too? And are Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona gonna be there too?" She asked.

"Sure you can, my owlet. You can watch the event unfold. And stand by me and see how it happens. And yes, Blitzy and his group will be there too." He replied back.

"That's cool, dad." She said with a slight smile.

"I've got something to take care of, starlight. I'll see you afterwards." Stolas said to N/n.

"Alright, dad." She answered as she went back to her reading.

Scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolas' mansion. A sigh of contentment is heard. Blitzo is shown lighting a cigarette on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head.

Stolas: *arms tied up* I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about...

He uses the cigar to burn the rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzo's cigar from him and takes a long drag of it.

Blitzo: But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself.

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzo's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzo shoves him away.

Stolas: The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitzo pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust.

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas: *sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? Y/n decided to come with me. I can guarantee you all...

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzo's crotch.

Stolas: ...special access~ *chuckles*

Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. With my daughter included. It's the same every year.

Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas: (baby-talk voice) Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...

Blitzo: *waves a dismissive hand* Oh, fuck my clients!

Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Fizz sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

Moxxie: What do you want, sir?

Blitzo: Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?

Millie sits up in excitement.

Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!

Moxxie: *sighs* Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?

Blitzo falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone bonks him on the head. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzo purrs happily. Moxxie looks annoyed while Millie seems amused.

Moxxie: Mm-hm... Of course.

After a night of pleasure with Blitzo, and how Stolas offered the Imp group and offer to come by the festival, Blitzo was sure to agree to come to the event. Blitzo got the others, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona to come to the festival too. Y/n decided to go with them.

Scene shifts to the Rough n' Tumbleweed Ranch. The I.M.P van pulls up in front of two imps. Everyone got out.

Millie: Mama! Daddy!

Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. The others slowly start to head out of the van. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down.

Joe: Yeeeee-hawwww! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?

Joe ruffles Millie's hair affectionately.

Millie: I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree.

Lin: It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance".

Millie: Freelance pays fine, Ma! We're doin' fiiiiine! [serious] It's fine.

Millie walks over to Moxxie, who is struggling to carry luggage.

Millie: Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?

Millie shoves a nervous Moxxie in front of her parents. They stare at him in disapproval.

Joe: Hmph.

Moxxie: Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the... flaming twisters and stuff around here? *nervously holds out his hand*

Joe: We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week.

Moxxie: *laughs nervously* Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn't mean to open that wound... sir.

Blitzo: Hey, watch it! I'm the "sir" here, bucko!

Y/n looks around and sees how the place was. She had never seen the Wrath Ring before so it all looked quite new to her. It looked like a country style place to her.

Millie: Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound! And this is Y/n, the Prince's daughter and the Goetia Princess.

Y/n: Hello, it's a pleasure to be here in Wrath with all of you.

Lin and Joe smile and nod back.

Joe And Lin: The pleasure is all ours, your highness.

Loona: I'm not just his hellhound.

Blitzo: Yeah, she's my daughter! [pulls Loona to his side]

Loona: Only on paper.

Blitzo walks away to greet Millie's parents.

Loona: *pulls out smartphone and begins typing* Y'all don't deserve to know my name.

Blitzo walks to Millie's parents.

Blitzo: It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory *shoves Moxxie away* that popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a *playfully elbows Millie* sturdy bitch!

Joe: *chuckles* That we did! So... Blitzo, is it? Heh heh. That's a fine name.

Blitzo and Joe shake hands.

Lin: It reminds me of war.

Joe: *sighs happily* Nothing like a little war to make a strong man! *flexes bicep*

Blitzo: I like you people.

Y/n just tilts her head to him.

Moxxie: Y'know... more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively, and it's inspiring how... for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative...

Millie makes a "cut it out" motion with her hands. Joe crosses his arms.

Moxxie: I mean... (deep, awkward voice) War fun!

Joe: Guns get the job done... but a man ain't nothin' if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare... hands!

Blitzo: HAAAA! He's right, Moxxie! [speaks baby talk] You got cute wittle baby hands like your baby dick!

Y/n laughs at this.

Blitzo grabs Moxxie's hand and reaches toward his crotch. Moxxie slaps his arm away.

Moxxie: Refrain... sir.

Joe: Speakin' of strong hands, y'all should meet our newest help. Hey! Striker!

Black flaming hooves clop rapidly on the ground. An Imp's spiky tail whips a black horse's flank. An Imp wearing a cowboy hat rides a black hell horse with a fiery mane. The horse leaps over a fence. The horse rears up and roars in front of the group. Striker tips his hat in greeting, a stalk in his mouth.

Striker: Well, howdy! Oh, lookie here! You must be the famous Mildred!

Striker gets off the horse and walks toward Millie.

Striker: Heard some good things about you from your folks, little lady. *winks*

Millie: Ohhh! *laughs sheepishly*

Striker shakes Millie's hand.

Striker looks to Y/n.

As she looks back him with a look of slight suspicion on her expression.

Striker: And who is this lovely bird lady?

Y/n looks at him and manages a smile at him.

Y/n: I'm Y/n Goetia. Pleasure to meet you, Striker.

Striker smiles hearing this with interest and tilts his hat to her.

Striker: Likewise, princess.

He looks to the others.

Striker: What're y'all doin' so far away from Imp City? Heh. The free workin' finally slowin' down?

Millie: Oh, no! Freelance isn't free! It's a--... Never mind. We're just visitin' for the festival. Y/n's dad, the prince is our boss' [in a dramatic voice] boyyyyfrieeeend!

Blitzo: Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy.

Y/n raised an eyebrow at him.

Striker: Boss, huh...? Ohhh, so YOU'RE the bold imp to start his own killing biz?

Blitzo: Yeah, well if you're good at somethin', you should probably capitalize.

Striker: Not many Imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, sir.

Blitzo: Oh...! Yeah? It is-- I-I-I guess- I guess it is, isn't it?

Striker: So you even conned that ditzy blueblood into gettin' you to the surface?

Striker and Blitzo shake hands.

Y/n leers at him at his what he called her dad.

Blitzo: Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, you know-- W-We're y- We're not, like... We're not doing it... We w- What's betw- It's a transactional fucking, you see. I think I like someone.

Blitzo makes a sexual motion with his hands.

Y/n just rolls her eyes at what he said about him fucking her dad.

Joe: Y'know... you boys should enter the Pain Games!

Blitzo scuttles sideways over to Joe.

Blitzo: I heard games! What games? I'm in!

Lin: Every harvest festival, there's a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in Wrath!

Millie crosses her arms and pouts.

Millie: Yeah! Wish I could play!

Lin: Millie, you know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in fifteen separate funerals.

Millie: I'm aware, but I only caused nine of them! How come Sallie May still gets to compete?

Lin: Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count.

Millie: She so does!

Sallie May carries a sack and a small imp drags an Imp body in the background.

Sallie May: (sing-song voice) It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyyyy!

Millie seethes.

Lin: Still, you get to root for her and your brothers, and now you can cheer on your boss!

Moxxie puts a hand on Lin's shoulder.

Moxxie: Y'know, she can also cheer for me.

Joe: *wheeze-laughs and slaps his leg* ...Wait, you?

Moxxie: Yeah! I can compete, can't I?

Lin elbows him hard in the side. Moxxie tears up in pain.

Joe: Sorry, boy. But, I don't think sensitive, thespian types would last very long in the games.

Moxxie: I was born here, too! *drawls* I have some fight in me!

Striker puts a hand on Moxxie's shoulder.

Striker: Huh. Well then, little fella... Why don'tcha help me wrangle one o' them hogs for dinner?

Striker mentions to a large sleeping hell hog in a pigpen.

Moxxie: Simple. Watch me!

Striker grins and hands Moxxie a dagger and rope.

Striker: Nah... with these. Bullets can't pierce the shell. You gotta get the knife underneath and pry yourself an openin'.

Moxxie gulps.

Moxxie: Oh! Right, right. I knew that.

Blitzo leans in toward Moxxie and grabs his shoulders. Moxxie's eyes twitch.

Blitzo: Now, just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here! So, no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life. Go get 'em, tiger.

Blitzo shoves Moxxie forward.

Y/n watches how Moxxie could do it.

Moxxie: Ohhh.

Millie: Mox, you don't need to do this!

Blitzo: Oh, he totally does. KICK ITS ASS, MOXXIE! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Blitzo cheers as Moxxie enters the pen. He nervously walks forward, knife in hand. Moxxie leaps forward and wraps the rope around the hog's neck. He moves the knife down and it strikes harmlessly against the hog's hide. The hog roars and runs around, trying to buck Moxxie off.

Blitzo: FUCK yeah, Moxxie! Ride it, Moxxie! Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!

Loona grins and records a video on her phone as Y/n takes off a picture of it on her phone.

Loona: This is fucking beautiful.

Y/n: It's fucking awesome.

Blitzo: Doin' great, Moxxie! *whispers to Loona* Send me that video later.

Y/n: Mine too.

Millie watches in concern as Moxxie yelps and looks up. Striker leaps and pushes him out of the way. Striker twirls the dagger in his hand and lifts it in the air with a smug grin. He brings down the knife and slaughters the hog.

Moxxie rubs his neck.

Moxxie: Ow... My clavicle!

Striker stands over Moxxie, his spade tail rattling like a snake.

Striker: Don't worry, little one... You never stood a chance.

Striker walks away with the dead hog over his shoulder. Moxxie growls at him.

Striker: Hey, boss man! You wanna help the men skin this thing for dinner?

Blitzo: Oh, I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men!

Loona: That's what she said!

Blitzo: What "who said"? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!

Y/n: No one you know.

Moxxie groaned in pain.

Y/n: Nice going for your first try, Moxxie.

Moxxie: Thanks, Y/n.

Everyone but Millie and Moxxie leave for the house with the demon hog. Moxxie sighs sadly with his arm in a cast. Millie comforts him.

Millie: Don't let 'em get to you. And hey, you don't need my parents to respect you. They will eventually.

Sallie May: No, they won't.

Millie glares at her.

Sallie May: What? I'm right, ain't I?

Moxxie: *drawl* Oh, I'mma enter in those games.

Millie sighs sadly.

Sallie May: *appears out of nowhere* Hmm, how pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?

Millie glares at her again as they all walk on.

The event gets to the Harvest Festival. Stolas and Y/n show up there. N/n looks around. She watched by her dad's side. Wally Wackford stands on stage with a microphone and speaks dramatically.

Wally Wackford: Welcome, I say-a, welcome-a... all to Wrath-a Ring's-a annual-a Harvest-a Moon-a... a-Festival! To kick things up, we have the great prince Stolas-a, here to usher in this here Pain Games! With his daughter, Y/n!

Stolas takes the microphone from Wally Wackford as Y/n watches.

"*chuckles* How kind, Wackford. Greetings, tiny... Wrath Ring Imps! I hereby welcome you all to another year of celebrating the spoils of your labor that continue to feed the citizens of Hell!" Stolas announces.

A crowd of Imps glare at him and boos are heard.

"I'm happy to kick off the start of these games that will challenge the toughest Imps to show their skill in dominance. Good luck to you all! Especially that sexy little one there... Yoo-hoo! Blitzy!" Stolas said.

Stolas waves at him while Blitzo glares while N/n just mentally sighs and facepalms at that.

"Ugh. Fuck me." Blitzo said annoyed.

A gun goes off and the games begin. N/n watches with some interest. She couldn't help but finds something weird about Striker. She was wary of him. She decided to watch him carefully. Moxxie gets trampled with a yelp as the other imps race down the trail. Striker climbs up a wooden ramp structure while Blitzo leaps down ahead of him. Moxxie tries to catch up. He claws at the structure and falls into a small puddle. He gets chewed up and thrashed by a monstrous black and white shark. In the next shot, Striker grins smugly at Blitzo who has his legs, arms and horns tied behind him. A muscular Imp holds a rope and grins at a scared Moxxie. Striker, Blitzo and Moxxie team up in a tug of war match. Moxxie falls into the water and the shark attacks him again. The scene cuts to a wrestling match in the mud between Blitzo and Striker. A group of imps do a football huddle on top of Moxxie. The shark leaps over the fence and begins to elbow drop Moxxie.

"MOTHERFUC--!!" Moxxie was saying.

Back to the stage.

"I say, I say, for the first year ever, we have a tie for winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!" Wally Wackford said.

Stolas takes the microphone from Wally Wackford.

"The winners are... Striker, aaaaand my darling Blitzy!" Stolas said.

N/n just rolls her eyes with her dad pet calling Blitzo again, but kept glaring at Striker.

Stolas walks onto the stage and does a pose as the crowd cheers.

"Just say my name RIGHT! Fuckin' dick." Blitzo says annoyed at this.

Blitzo walks onto the stage in frustration. Moxxie and Millie watch from the wooden bleachers.

"(referring to Striker) Alright. So, he has the "physical advantage". I'm better at other things, like singing!" Moxxie said.

"*pulls out a guitar* I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now, about me winnin'." Striker said.

Striker strums the guitar he pulled out.

"Oh, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Moxxie cries out.

Striker: ♫ Sweet victory... I smell the smell. ♫

Striker kicks a squealing fangirl imp in the face, sending her back to a group of imps who then maul her.

Striker: ♫ From up in stinkin' Heaven, to the rugged rocks of Hell, sweet victory ♫

♫ With everything I do ♫

♫ With every talent, I'm so much more talented than you ♫

Blitzo arrives with a slice of cheese on a stick and sits next to Moxxie and Millie in the bleachers. He eats the cheese.

Blitzo: (mouth full) Isn't this guy great?

Striker: (off-screen) ♫ Everytime I tryyyy, I push it and succeed. ♫

Moxxie: False!

Blitzo: It's gonna be nice workin' with him.

Blitzo pours hot sauce on his cheese and takes another bite.

Moxxie: Working with him...? WHAT?!

Striker: (off-screen) ♫ Every first attempt of every single deed ♫

Blitzo: Yeaaaah! I asked him if he wants to join I.M.P.

Moxxie: You asked... But...

Moxxie looks visibly hurt as Blitzo looks at him in confusion.

Striker: (off-screen) ♫ Me! I'm totally the best. ♫

Millie: Mox, I think you've had enough, for now. Let's head back to the house and get you clean.

Striker: ♫ The super cool me, handsome guy- *cough* Moxxie, go fuck yourself ♫

Moxxie tears up and leaves with Millie as Striker finishes his song.

Striker: ♫ Did you hear something? It was just the wind. ♫

The crowd cheers.

Striker: Thank you. You're too kind.

Volcanos with fiery spheres floating above them are revealed. Blitzo lies down on the ground and looks admiringly at Bombproof as he feasts on an animal carcass. Millie beams beside her parents as her brothers load up jack-o-lanterns into a truck. Millie waves at them and runs off. Inside the cottage, Moxxie glumly walks up some stairs. Moxxie notices light shining through the bottom of a door.

"Well, that's troubling." Moxxie said.

Moxxie opens the door and peers around. He notices the light coming from a box. He walks over and sees a rifle with glowing designs in an open gun case.

"Oh, my crumbs!" Moxxie says.

He runs his hand along the side of the rifle.

"A genuine carmine crafted blessing-tipped rifle! How... How in the fuck did he get one o' these?!" Moxxie exclaimed.

Striker leans against the door frame behind him.

"Why don't you ask me, little dude?" Striker said.

"Shit! W-Why do you have this... mister?! You are aware this kind of weapon can kill--" Moxxie was saying.

"...demon royalty?" Striker finished for him.

"Yes. That." Moxxie said.

"No shit. *flicks his wheat stalk away* That's kinda the point." Striker says calmly.

Striker runs his claws along the door. He closes the door and advances menacingly toward Moxxie with a grin.

"Okay. Well I'm- I'm relatively concerned by your possession of this... I'm also glad my instant dislike of you has been vali-" Moxie was saying to him.

Striker grabs Moxxie by the throat.

"-DATED!" Moxie said.

Striker wraps his tail around Moxxie's neck. He tosses Moxxie hard against the wall. He chokes Moxxie on the floor as Moxxie hisses and tries to claw at him. Striker holds him down with his body weight. Moxxie glances over to see a lamp on a table. He kicks the table and the lamp crashes into Striker. Millie hears the crash from outside. Moxxie stands up and races toward the door. He pulls the door open but Striker roughly pulls him back by his tail. Striker covers Moxxie's mouth and begins to strangle him. Striker chuckles evilly as Moxxie begins to lose consciousness.

"*smirks* Pathetic." Striker said to him.

Millie appears behind Striker and stabs him in the back with a knife. Moxxie collapses to the floor. A feral, enraged Millie stabs Striker repeatedly in the back. She leaps onto his back and holds the knife at his neck, but he breaks from her hold and stops her at the last moment. Striker then slams Millie off against the wall, breaking her arm. A now-bleeding Millie collapses next to Moxxie, clutching her broken arm. Moxxie reaches his hand towards Millie.

"*weakly* Millie..." Moxie said in a weakened state.

Striker grabs both of them by their hair and tosses them into a cellar. Millie cries out as her foot gets caught in a bear trap.

"I'd kill y'all, but I feel like there's more leverage with your rodeo clown of a boss if I don't! I got to take care of that Goetia and his daughter, even if I was told not to harm her. Plus, you little things ain't worth the cleanup." Striker said to them.

Moxxie runs up the stairs, but Striker closes the cellar doors. Moxxie tries to push the doors, but they won't budge.

Moxxie: (worried) Millie!

Moxxie runs down the stairs to Millie, assessing her.

Moxxie: (worried) Oh, Satan!

Millie: Moxxie, I'm fiiiine! I got worse than this during the flower tufts at my brother's weddin'. But I caught that fuckin' bouquet, and it was fuckin' worth it! You just have to get out there, and fuck up that brownnosin' cocksucker for me!

Moxxie: But I can't break through it. I'm not strong enough.

Millie: Not with your hands, baby. Use what you're good at.

Moxxie: I'm not good with my hands?

Millie raises an eyebrow with an unamused expression.

Moxxie: Ohhhh. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Moxxie eventually uses his gun to break out of there. Moxxie pulls out a pistol and fires a hole in the door. He pushes the doors open.

Moxxie: I... I probably should've used this earlier, huh? Millie: I love you, hun... But, for fuck's sake!

Back to Stolas and Y/n on stage. Everyone looks. Stolas magically flips through the grimoire.

"My dear commoners of the Ring of Wrath! I, Stolas of the Ars Goetia, hereby curse this year's harvest with the glow of the true Harvest Moon!" Stolas announces.

The clouds swirl as Stolas creates a portal. The portal reveals a glowing orange full moon in the sky. The crowd oohs in wonder. Y/n watches with wonder as well. Until she senses something was off. She could feel it. She looked to somewhere and saw Striker. Striker was going to kill her dad. She got mad thinking about this. And thought of how she could stop him. Striker chuckles darkly as he aims the rifle at Stolas' forehead. A click is heard behind him. Blitzo aims his flintlock pistol at him.

Blitzo: Uh, excuse me? The FUCK?!

Striker turns around.

Striker: Bliiiitzo! I thought you were still at the ceremony!

Blitzo: You thought I wanted to stand around with a buncha hillbillies excited about corn n' shit with a thirsty owl with his daughter watching on stage?!

Striker stands up.

Striker: Huh. And now you seem disappointed in me.

Blitzo: Yeaaaaah. Well, I'm not a fan of someone I offered a job to about to off my easiest lengthy ticket to Earth behind my back.

Striker: Blitzo, come on. You know, the two of us are superior than most of our kind. And you were so above suckin' on a disgusting, rich, pompous Goetia and his daughter, only to sneak topside for scraps and work for bitter sinners, who could care less who you are, when you could be slaying Overlords.

Striker walks around Blitzo. Blitzo's eyes move and he appears conflicted. He aims his gun as Striker moves in the shadows.

Striker: Why struggle to run a business that is rigged against you? When you could partner up with me and kill... the unkillable?

Striker pins a frightened Blitzo against the wall.

Striker: Starting with the one that treats you like a plaything?

Blitzo grins in lust.

Blitzo: Ooh, that's kinda hot.

Striker: We could be the most dangerous beings in Hell, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Wow. That was a good fuckin' pitch.

Striker: Been workshoppin' it.

Striker moves Blitzo's gun away.

Blitzo: Y'know what? Fuck it. I'm in.

Striker grins, but hears another click.

Striker: Huh?

Moxxie appears behind him with Striker's rifle.

Blitzo: Took ya long enough, Mox! Ha-HA! Wow, you should've seen your dipshit face!

Blitzo looks down to see Striker holding the knife in his other hand from behind.

Blitzo: Wow... Woah, okay. Cliché much?

Striker points Blitzo's pistol at Moxxie. Moxxie blocks the bullet with the rifle side.

Blitzo: Oh, you daddy fucker!

Blitzo bites at Striker's arm.

Striker: AAAAGH!!

The fight begins as Blitzo elbows Striker in the face. They exchange blows, and Striker slams Blitzo into Moxxie, both of them falling to the floor. Moxxie sees the rifle on the floor and reaches for it. Striker pins Moxxie's arm down with his boot.

Moxxie: AAAGH!

Striker: You dumb fucks lost the upper hand fast, huh?

Blitzo: HA! You seem to have forgotten something, fucko!

Blitzo whistles for Loona. Outside, Loona hears it whilst using her phone.

Blitzo: Ugh, fuckin' damn it, Loona.

Striker: It's a damn shame, Blitzo. We might actually've made a good team... Ah well.

Blitzo: In your wet dreams, you honky-tonk GOAAAAT!

Blitzo swings his foot under Striker and trips him. Blitzo kicks Striker away, causing him to drop his rifle, which Moxxie grabs. Blitzo races toward Striker and knock his head with a lamp. He lands punches at his face and swipes his tail at him. Blitzo uses his tail to toss Striker to the side. Moxxie fires a warning shot near Striker's head. Blitzo and Moxxie close in on Striker and Blitzo pulls out his pistol.

Striker: I still think it's embarrassing. You're wastin' a lot of potential relyin' on a weak little--

Moxxie fires a shot near Striker.

Moxxie: You gonna finish that fucking sentence... pard'ner?

Striker: Vermin.

Moxxie: Who's weak now, BITCH--?!

Moxxie gets slammed by the door as Loona kicks it open to enter the room.

"'Kay, I'm here." Loona said.

Striker narrows his eyes and uses the distraction to kick Blitzo's gun out of his hand. He was going to escape until N/n appears and stop him from moving. She uses her psychic powers to break his arm and throw him against the wall harshly. He groans in pain seeing it was Stolas's daughter that harmed him. She glares at him with red eyes.

Y/n: I knew there was something suspicious about you, you fucker.

He got scared of her and looks at the window. He shoves Blitzo aside and heads toward the open window.

"*(weakly) Maybe you'll get me next time... Blitzy." Striker tells Blitzo before nervously and hurriedly went out the window.

Striker escapes through the window. Blitzo points his pistol outside, looking at the celebration in worry. Blitzo, Moxxie, and Loona look at N/n in surprise as to how mad she got as she smiles back at them.

N/n: Don't worry, guys. I got him.

"That was unexpected." Moxxie said.

"I'll say. Y/n's powers are amazing!" Blitzo said.

Moxxie and Loona both agreed.

Moxxie: I know.

Loona: Real fucking awesome.

Y/n just blushes and teleported back on stage where her dad was afterwards.

Back at the ranch. Lin bandages up Millie's arm as she sits with her foot in a cast. Moxxie struggles to fit clothes in a suitcase.

Lin: I can't believe you let him trap you, Millie! Haven't we taught you better?

Millie: I was seein' red, Ma! And he was slippery!

Lin: Excuses! You're better than that, Mildred!

Moxxie closes the trunk and marches over to Millie's parents.

Moxxie: Y'know, she protected me. [drawl] And maybe I'm not a strong beefy dickhead, [normal voice] but Millie has the strength enough for both of us! You two are getting on her case about being hurt by a psychopath you hired?! [drawl] Shaaaaame on you!

Blitzo: Aw, Moxxie, look at you! Speechin' like a big boy with his big paaaants!

Joe glares at Moxxie, curtly nods and leaves.

Millie: Wooow! He nodded! He's never acknowledged your input before!

Millie stands up on crutches and walks away.

Moxxie: Soooo, is that progress?

Stolas and Y/n left at the end of the festival and went back home with N/n still shaken up but careful and alert for anything else that could happen to her, her dad, or friends.

Back to where a sign that reads "Hideaway Motel Vacancy. The Guy That Tried 2 Kill U Def Isn't Here." Striker is on a bed with a bandaged arm, talking on the phone.

"Huh... I failed to kill the target at the festival. But don't worry, ma'am... It won't happen again." Striker said.

Stella drums her fingers on the table impatiently.

"It better not! I want this cheating prick dead! But don't harm Y/n! Other than that, I don't care who you have to go through, MAKE IT HAPPEN!" Stella said loudly.

Stella is seen sitting at a dinner table with Stolas, who is reading a book called "Imps in the Sheets", Y/n, and Octavia. Stolas pauses from eating to look at his wife in concern while Y/n just quietly eats while she stops and leers at her mom after what she said and Octavia bops her head to music tapping on the wine glass with her fork.

"Understood." Striker said.

Stella hangs up the phone. Striker twirls the gun in his hand.

"I'll get him next time." Striker said.

Striker chuckles evilly as he turns off the light. His yellow eyes glow in the darkness to his hisses.

After what happened, Y/n just stayed calm and made sure to stay ready for anything to happen to her dad. If that assassin and others were wanting to kill her dad, she would need to stop them, no matter what.

"I need to protect my family, friends, and boyfriend." She said to herself in a quiet yet determined tone.

She thought about the happy times with her dad. She loved thinking of those memories. She wants to make sure her dad lives and nothing awful will happen to her family and she would be sure of it and care for the ones she loves and will love.

She texted Tom, after what happened that day.

"Hey, babe." She said on her text.

"Hey, baby." He texted back.

"How are you?" She texted him.

"I'm alright, just a long day at work. And how are you?" He replied as he texted back.

"I'm alright too, a bit shaken up but good too." She texts back to him.

"Oh. Are you alright, babe?" He asks.

"Yeah, just went through a long day at a festival with friends." She answered on her text.

"That's cool. I hope you had a nice time." He texted back.

"I did. Thanks, babe." She texted back.

"You're welcome, baby." He texted back to her.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said on her text.

"I love you back, my owl princess." He said back on his text.

Y/n blushes as she texted her boyfriend.

She cared for everyone she knew.

Y/n didn't know what she would face but she would have to be ready for anything.

Chapter 23: Truth Seekers

The episode opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". The second shows Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B.", and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of his drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.

Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.

Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent One makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.

Agent Two: Ahhh, well... That's convenient.

Cuts to Blitzo outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.

Blitzo: [softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.

Blitzo: GET DOWN!

Agent One cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!

Millie: Wait, no!

She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails.

Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.

Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.

Blitzo: MOXXIE!

With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.

Moxxie: (slurred) I smell... *sniffs* colors...

Blitzo eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzo's eyes.

Agent One: *chuckles confidently* I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!

Agent Two: *cocks gun* Super badass!

Soon enough, Blitzo passes out.

Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.

Millie: SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!

Millie wails with her head and hands on the floor. Loona stands behind her with Stolas' Grimoire in her hands, looking concerned.

Loona: You, uh... You okay, there?

Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona into dropping the Grimoire and holding her hands up defensively.

Millie: What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!

Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until--

Consumed by rage and worry for her husband and boss, Millie grabs Loona by her shirt and yanks her down to face level.

Millie: (furious) Open the fucking portal, now!

Cuts to a sequence of Loona and Millie gearing up for a rescue mission. Loona zips a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle, and Loona transforms to her human form. Loona sent Y/n a text before leaving, telling her what happened. Loona hoped Y/n would get the message soon. She knew how Y/n actually cared about them now. The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through.

Millie: They aren't here...!

Millie drops her axe and falls to her knees again, tears welling in her eyes. Before she can cry, Loona suddenly grabs and lifts her up, bending down to sniff the ground to track where Blitzo and Moxxie went.

Loona: It smells like they went this way.

Loona drops Millie into the backpack and slings it onto her back, then grabs Millie's axe off the ground, resting it on her shoulder.

Loona: Come on... Let's find the dumbass twins.

Loona starts running towards the screen while carrying Millie. Meanwhile, in an unknown location, Moxxie wakes up and looks around groggily. The camera zooms out revealing that he and Blitzo are tied to chairs. Moxxie panics and briefly struggles to get out, until Agent Two grabs the lamp over their heads and brings it close to Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch away.

Agent Two: Finally awake, huh, little fella? *releases the lamp* Your partner has been a while now.

The camera zooms out to reveal that not only are Blitzo and Moxxie tied up, but their tails are wrapped together and chained to an iron ball.

Blitzo: Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down, alright? I took a fuck-ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of. Also, I've been strapped nipple first to a car battery. So, I-

Blitzo flinches as the lamp is shined in his face by Agent One.

Blitzo: Ohhh, okay!

Agent One: Tell us, demon scum! Who do you work for? Satan?!

Agent Two grabs the light again. They begin grabbing it back and forth as they interrogate the two Imps.

Agent Two: How did you get to our world from the afterlife?

Agent One: Why are youse killin' humans?!

Agent Two: When did you show up here?

The two agents stop passing the lights as Blitzo interrupts them.

Blitzo: (annoyed) Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock. And I'm still feelin' fuckin' woozy, so I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want somethin' iced, bitch!

Blitzo turns his head around to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Mox?

Moxxie: I'll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu- than -ccino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy"; I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato *points foot accusatorily at Agent Two* and ristretto! I'd also love... three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add--

Agent One: ENOUGH! We aren't getting youse coffee!

Blitzo: Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!

Agent Two: *leans up close to Moxxie's face* If we have to, we are willing to resort to torture methods to get answers outta you nasty hell beasts!

Moxxie: When you say "torture", do you mean physical or psychological? Physical seems counterproductive; we would likely tell you anything if it meant an end to the pain, and you would have no way of knowing what was true!

Blitzo: Or we might like it too much. And then you've got a whole new thing to deal with.

Agent One: *points accusatorily at Blitzo* What do you mean by that?

Blitzo: Ah, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy.

Moxxie squirms in his chair trying to hold in his laughter but laughs anyway.

Moxxie: *laughing, stomps his hoof on the floor* Good one, sir! "Daddy likey"!

Agent Two: You better stop laughin' at us!

Agent One: *grabs Blitzo by the collar* Yeah! [*pulls an amused Blitzo closer* You are the ones at our mercy!

Moxxie: It's hard to resist, I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what, hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!

Agent Two: *leans down curious* What are you?

Moxxie: I'm a Virgo.

Blitzo: HAH!

Agent One: Ohhhhh, a smart guy, eh?!

Agent Two: One more quip outta you and we'll shut you up!

Blitzo: Ooh, getting kinkyyyy!

Both agents recoil in shock and horror.

Agent One: WHAAAAT?! We aren't playin' into your vile demon kinks!

Blitzo: I mean, that's what it sounded like back there, you sickos!

Moxxie: (sarcastic) Please don't give them ideas, sir!

Blitzo: Why not? I know the shit you're into!

[Moxxie gets an embarrassed look.]

Agent One: Stooop! We are *leans towards Moxxie, pointing* NOT gettin' kinky wit youse!

Agent Two grab Agent One and pulls him back.

Agent Two: Calm down, One! Don't let these monsters get to you!

The agents start to walk away.

Blitzo: Heyyyy, aren't we gonna get our phone call, bitch?

Agent One: Well, that entirely depends! Who are you gonna call? Hmmm?

Blitzo: Your fat mom, thankin' her for a fat time!

Agent Two: Nice try, demon! His fat mom is dead!

Agent One starts crying into his own arm.

Cuts to the exterior of the D.H.O.R.K.S. building Blitzo and Moxxie are trapped inside of. Two guards armed with naginata stand outside the entrance. Four security cameras loom over their heads. Millie and Loona peek around the side of the building, looking for a way to sneak in.

Millie: This where they ended up?

Loona: I think so. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?

Millie sees a small vent over their heads and points at it.

Millie: Lift me up to that vent!

Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls inside. She opens the side door from inside the building and lets Loona in. They sneak through the halls trying to find Moxxie and Blitzo, completely unaware that an unnamed D.H.O.R.K.S. guard can see them on the surveillance camera. The guard spits out his coffee in surprise--unintentionally soaking another guard--and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.

Loona screeches to a halt. The camera zooms out, revealing a bunch of agents holding several Japanese melee weapons. An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie and swings it at them. The girls duck, avoiding the blade. Loona jumps, swings the axe, chopping off an agent's leg while Millie shoots him twice with twin pistols. Loona throws the axe at another agent's face where it sticks. Millie climbs the agent's body and removes the ax from his head, jumps to avoid yet another guard's katana swing, then chops the katana-wielding agent in two vertically.

Loona runs into an agent with twin nunchaku and attempts to split kick him, but he avoids it. She then rolls back and jumps to avoid his strikes. An agent swings his kusarigama at Loona but Loona ducks low to the ground, allowing the nunchaku guy to be decapitated instead. Millie sneaks up to the now surprised kusarigama-wielding agent and snaps his neck, and as he falls to the floor face first Loona grabs Millie who then grabs the axe from the floor, running towards another set of three agents inside a large doorway.

Cuts to said agents. One agent hits a button attempting to stop the girls by closing the blast door on them. The other two reveal their shuriken and proceed to throw them at the girls, though they miss entirely.

Millie: Throw me!

Loona throws Millie, grunting.

Holding her axe in front of her, Millie flies toward the group of agents, landing with a roll just as the blast door labeled "CAUTION BLAST DANGER" closes behind her. Screams of agony can be heard as Millie slaughters them off-screen. The blast door opens back up to show Millie surrounded by dismembered corpses and blood splattered on the walls and ceiling.

Loona: *walks into the room, impressed* Damn! You're pretty agile for an old lady!

Millie: I'm, like, five years older than you.

Cuts back to Blitzo and Moxxie. Agent One yells at Blitzo while he responds by playfully sticking his tongue out at him.

Agent One: Stop insultin' my mother! She's dead!

Agent Two: Hey, hey. Let's just leave them here until they feel like talkin'.

The two agents exit the room, slamming the door behind them. Blitzo glances at the door just to be sure, then immediately tries to struggle in his bonds for a couple second before giving up.

Blitzo: *sighs* Don't worry, Mox. If we keep being obnoxious, they'll eventually slip up and we'll get a chance to get out. Let's just keep fuckin' with them until they get so frustrated, they stop thinkin' clearly. It usually works.

As Blitzo speaks, the camera zooms out until it is looking at a video feed of him and Moxxie, Blitzo's audio degrading to add to the effect. Agents One and Two watch them through the screen.

Agent One: Hmmm! So, the demons wanna play games, huh? Well, we can play games...

Agent Two chuckles and hits a button between "HAHA GAS" and "BITCH JUICE". As she lifts her fist away, the camera zooms in on the button, now glowing a bright green and is revealed to be labeled "TRUTH BOMB".

Agent Two: Heh! Yeaaah.

Cuts back to Moxxie and Blitzo. Blitzo is still struggling against the ropes to no avail.

Moxxie: I'm just worried about Millie. She'll be on her way by now, I'm sure!

Blitzo: Ugh, she'll be fine, Moxxie. It would take a roided-up hippo to take down that woman when she's upset.

Moxxie: We've never dealt with the human government before! She's in danger!

As they speak, a green gas begins filling the room.

Blitzo: (suddenly angry) Do you ever honestly shut up about Millie?! It's always *mockingly imitates Moxxie* "Oh, how's Millie?" "I can't tonight. I'm hangin' with Millie!" "I'm so worried about Millie!" And she's ALWAYS... FIVE FUCKIN' FEET away from you! It's pathetic!

Moxxie: That... was oddly personal.

Blitzo: (surprised]) Y'know, you're right! I don't know why the fuck I just let my guts spill like that.

Moxxie glances at the floor and sees the green gas surrounding the two of them, eyes widening in fear.

Moxxie: Sir! They're filling this room with something!

Blitzo: Fuck! *sniffs* The hell is this?

Moxxie: I think it's some kind of airborne truth-telling serum!

Blitzo: Oh, you just guess that's what it is?

Moxxie: Well, uh... Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.

Blitzo: Okay. Uh... Does Millie ever peg you?

Moxxie: *smiles at the thought* Sometimes~ *eyes widen in realization* Wait! EWW! Fuck! Why that?!

Blitzo: Heh! I knew it.

Moxxie: Well, your suit is tacky! *flinches in regret* Fuck! I'm sorry...

Blitzo: *gasps dramatically* How fuckin' dare you! Youuu have shitty taste in music! *flinches in regret* AH, I'm sorry!

Moxxie: "Shit taste"?! *tears up* You said you liked that musical I recommended to you!

Blitzo: I lied! I left halfway through!

Moxxie: You... You said you loved it!

Blitzo: (in tears) It was awful, Moxxie! It was about ugly, horny caaaaats!

Moxxie starts crying hysterically. Once again, the scene zooms out into them being watched by Agents One and Two again.

Blitzo: *tears flowing* Oh, God, Moxxie! I've said so many lies to you!

Agent Two: *chuckles* This is gonna be a gooood night!

View switches to a vent pumping more of the gas into the room. Blitzo coughs and we switch to a POV shot we watch as the room wobbles and distorts, changing into something else. He shakes his head and turns back to face Moxxie angrily.

Blitzo: Dammit, Moxxie! This is all your fault!

Moxxie: How is this my fault?!

A musical trill and the sound of wind are heard. Moxxie stands up, the ropes falling away from him, and he walks forwards into purple fog. As he walks into the fog, the art style subtly shifts into something more Disney-esque and Moxxie's outfit changes into something classically appropriate. Organ music begins to play as Moxxie looks around in confusion.

Moxxie: Blitzo? *coughs* I- I can't see you! God, this smells awful! What's that music? Is that you? Is this a prank? Because I swear to Satan-!

Moxxie's rant is interrupted by a figure behind him standing at an organ at the top of a staircase that slowly pans into view. The other figure appears to be Blitzo dressed like similarly to Erik the Phantom from "The Phantom of the Opera". He is wearing a black cloak with a wide fringed collar as well as a mask over his right eye, turning it entirely red and imitates the white blotch normally seen on his face. The symbol on his forehead has also changed into a broken heart.

Blitzo: *speaking in a deeper octave than normal* IT IS NO PRANK, BITCH!

Moxxie: Heyyyyyy! Why do you sound like that?

Blitzo (hallucination): Because YOU, my precious little bitch boy-

Moxxie: Stop it, sir!

Blitzo (hallucination): -are tripping *echoing* BAAAAALLLLS!

The shiny organ pipes act as a spotlight and points at Moxxie, who flinches. He then grabs a candelabra and ascends the stairs, beginning to talk-sing.

Moxxie: ♫ No! What?! How could this be? ♫

♫ I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT! ♫

♫ It's a bad trip! Oy, gevalt! ♫

♫ Of course, Blitzo, this would be your fault! ♫

Cuts to a close up on hallucination Blitzo's gloved fingers as he plays the organ. The camera goes back to Moxxie, who starts singing normally.

Moxxie: ♫ My lungs are full of honesty ♫

♫ Would you promise me that you won't judge? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Yes, biiitch! ♫ *dramatically plays his organ*

Moxxie: ♫ Not trying to divulge too much, ♫

♫ But, I'm in too deep. So, first of all: ♫

[points accusatorily] FUCK YOU!

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Whaaaat?! ♫

Moxxie: *talk-singing* ♫ This is just typical!

♫ Well, two can play at this game of dismay! ♫

♫ 'Cause if you're here, causing frustration, ♫

♫ I'm torturing you in your hallucination! ♫

Moxxie's coattails transition the scene to inside Blitzo's hallucination, where he finds himself sitting on a chair in a strange, formless wasteland made of ink. Stalactites made of ink drip in the foreground. Blitzo's art style has shifted to be similar to early animation, presumably rubber hose. He is also now wearing a clown outfit and the symbol on his forehead, as in Moxxie's hallucination, is now a broken heart. Four globs of ink in pink, black, brown and red float around him in swirling motions.

Blitzo stands up, almost falling over backwards from the softer terrain. The red glob becomes a six-eyed monster and screeches at Blitzo, dripping a bunch inky sludge on him. He looks at his hands, now coated in the red ink. He sniffs and licks at it before the ink monster comes up behind him screaming. Frightened, Blitzo stumbles and falls backward into the black ink ground. The ink monster lands and morphs into a version of Moxxie drawn a la the plan segment from "Spring Broken" that speaks in a British accent with old-timey audio quality. All the while, gloomy rock music plays in the background.

Moxxie (doodle): I simply follow your orders! It isn't my fault that your orders are as nonsensical as a sun tanning bed left out on the cold, rainy porch of a fresh April shower!

Blitzo: Why are you talking like that? What the fuck does that even mean?!

The doodle Moxxie begins shifting between doodle and real Moxxie, his audio changing back and forth accordingly.

Moxxie (doodle): I am simply speaking Satan's plain English! Perhaps you should crack open a dictionary some time! And then maybe you can understand half of the frivolous things I carry on and on about on my many rants about--

The music gets louder while being accompanied by a high-pitched tone, drowning out doodle Moxxie's words. The camera zooms out as Blitzo looks up at the three other ink glob creatures circling around them.

Blitzo: (to doodle Moxxie) SHUT UP!

Cuts back to Moxxie's hallucination.

Moxxie: ♫ Why do you hurt me so? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I knoooow! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Why must you push your friends away? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): *harmonizes* ♫ I push my friends awaaaaay ♫

Both begin talk-singing.

Moxxie: ♫ Why does it seem like a recurring theme ♫

♫ That you alienate with your toxic routine? ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I don't know! ♫

♫ Eventually, everyone goes! ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Cause you're thoughtless and cruel, ♫

♫ And you'll end up alone! ♫

Cuts to a close-up of the hallucination Blitzo's mask covered eye looking back at Moxxie, seemingly shocked by Moxxie's accusations.

Cuts back to Blitzo's hallucination again. He is now standing motionless while the remaining ink creatures swirl and drip in the air above him.

Moxxie (doodle): (off-screen) Admit it, my dear boss; you don't know what you are doing half the time... and you depend on me and the missus to manage your foolish flights of fancy!

Blitzo: I don't need you! I can do this shit on my own SO easily!

The brown ink creature grabs him by the neck and throws him on the ground. It then morphs into Striker, who speaks with Blitzo's voice in a Southern drawl.

Striker (hallucination): But, ya don't wanna do things alone, Blitzo!

More brown sludge grabs Blitzo and tosses him up into the air, then the grey ink creature morphs into a rubber hose version of Fizzarolli, who also has his voice.

Fizzarolli (hallucination): You tried the solo act, it didn't work out so well! *distorted laugh*

Hallucination Fizz winds him up and throws him to the ground. Blitzo coughs as the pink ink creature lands on the ground, morphing into a hallucination of Verosika Mayday and taunting Blitzo in his voice as well while crawling towards him seductively.

Verosika (hallucination): Yet you still shove away anyone who gets too close until they *voice gradually becomes warped and distorted* resent you for being a selfish, shitty, shit fuck!

Blitzo sees a staircase forming from the ink behind him. He pulls hallucination Verosika's hands away from his face and scrambles to it. The stairs transform into pristine white stairs with golden railings. Blitzo runs up the ink-covered stairs as shiny, glowing white feathers fall onto the stairs and dissolve the ink away. Blitzo trips on some residual ink and looks up, seeing Stolas sitting on a throne at the top the stairs getting fanned by two Blitzo silhouettes. With Y/n by his side on her own throne just staring down looking at him mockingly.

Stolas (hallucination): [(voice-over) Are you afraid to love people, Blitzy?

Y/n (hallucination): [(voice-over): You're never gonna love my dad, dumb fucking Blitzo.

The fans flap and transition into a close-up of Stolas, who grins at Blitzo. And Y/n, that glares at him with hatred. Blitzo begins to climb the stairs on his hands and knees. Two of the glowing feathers fly onto his wrists and turn into golden shackles, while his clown costume turns into his normal suit with a flash of light.

Moxxie (hallucination): I believe your subconscious is trying to tell you that you simply cannot fathom proper intimacy, but... also crave it as well. It's rather unfortunate, sir, considering it's often how you treat those who stand by you... such as myself.

As hallucination doodle Moxxie is talking, Blitzo is almost to the top when another feather slaps onto his throat, turning into a golden shackle attached to golden chains while also cleaning the ink off his face and returning him fully to his normal art style. Stolas pulls on the chains, pulling Blitzo close to him and grinning mischievously. Y/n glares at him continuously. Cuts to the bottom of the stairs where the Striker, Fizz and Verosika hallucinations are gathered around doodle Moxxie as he monologues. They then turn back into inky sludge again and flu off. Doodle Moxxie then turns into a semi-normal Moxxie, looking quite feminine while wearing a purple dress and holding a fan in one hand. His audio quality also returns to normal.

Moxxie (hallucination): Are you worried I may have enough of it one day as well?

Blitzo: STOP... FUCKING TALKING, ALL OF YOU!!

Hallucination Moxxie gets angry and closes his fan as he dissolves into gold dust and blows away.

Cuts back to the D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room where Blitzo and Moxxie are drooling, locked in their respective trips. Agents One and Two look at them from behind the glass, drinking soda and eating popcorn.

Cuts back to Blitzo's hallucination, where both Stolas and Y/n turn into gold dust and blows away. Their thrones and its feathered surroundings also meet the same fate. The unseen hallucinations begin taunting Blitzo.

Stolas and Y/n: [sing-song] You're going to die aloooo-one!

Fizzarolli (hallucination): You're gonna die alone, Blitzo! *laughs*

In the sky above, all of the ink creatures swirl together. The gold dust that was once Stolas and Y/n and their thrones ascend and join the multicolored vortex above. Blitzo is surrounded by a tornado of golden feathers, which surround and stick to him. The hallucinations keep repeating, "You're gonna die alone, Blitzo!”. Blitzo is covered in feathers until his arms are bound together and his mouth is covered. He opens his mouth in a silent scream, tearing the feathers away.

Cuts back to Moxxie's hallucination.

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Whyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyy, ♫

♫ Have you held your true feelings insiiiiiide? ♫

Moxxie: *sets candelabra down on a table* ♫ I am scared of rejectioooooon ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Whyyyyyy, Moxxie, whyyyyyy, ♫

♫ Do you have Millie put it in your buuuuuutt? ♫

Moxxie: ♫ It gives me an erectio- ♫ Heyyyy!

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ Noooooo need to hiiiiide ♫

♫ We accept your true feelings, so promise meeeeee ♫

Moxxie: ♫ That I can dooooo ♫ *begins walking towards the stairs*

Both: *harmonizing* ♫ To be truuuuue ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty ♫

Moxxie: Ohhhh...

Moxxie walks up to hallucination Blitzo and joins him in playing the organ.

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ I've been a jackass, it's truuuuuue ♫

Moxxie: ♫ You've been a jackass, it's truuuuuue ♫

Blitzo (hallucination): ♫ But soon as we're back as ourseeeeelves... ♫

Both: *harmonizing* ♫ I will be a better friend ♫

♫ Than I was before ♫

Moxxie: ♫ Be better at speaking my miiind, aaaaand... ♫

Both: [harmonizing] ♫ Togetheeeeer ♫

♫ We can begin to become... ♫

♫ Fiiine ♫

The two hallucinations finally end as Moxxie and hallucination Blitzo smile at each other.

Cuts back to Millie and Loona walking up to a three-by-four 12-digit keypad. Millie walks closer and sees that the 1 button is the only one that shows any wear, while the other buttons are untouched.

Millie: Try 1.

Loona presses 1 five times. The door slides open, revealing a reception desk. The girls look to each other in affirmation and run inside. Millie vaults over the desk as the door slams shut behind them.

Cuts back to the camera feed watching Blitzo and Moxxie. Now that their respective trips have worn off, they slowly wake up. Blitzo glances up to see that the truth gas is no longer being pumped into the room. Both are silent for a moment.

Moxxie: Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?

Blitzo: ...Not really.

Moxxie: I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but... you said that because I needed it... And it helped.

Blitzo: Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for... me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just... keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy... you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments; I'm maxed out.

Moxxie: Thank you, sir.

Blitzo: You know my name... Use it.

Moxxie: Thanks, Blitzo.

Blitzo and Moxxie suddenly look up as they hear a muffled pounding coming from the ceiling. Millie crashes through the ceiling, landing with a superhero pose.

Moxxie: *excited* THERE'S my Millie!

Millie runs over to Moxxie and Blitzo and begins to untie them.

Blitzo: Impressive work, Mills! How'd you get here all by yourself?

Millie and Moxxie have a tender reunion but are rudely interrupted when Loona smashes through the one-way window using Agent Two as a makeshift battering ram.

Blitzo: LOONIE?!

Loona: Get your asses out here before MORE FUCKERS SHOW UP!

Loona throws Agent Two at Agent One as he stands behind her in shock. She crouches, wolf ears sprouting from her head, and leaps, having instantly reverted to her Hellhound form as she lands. A wolf howl sound effect plays as she lands. She drops her backpack and Blitzo and Moxxie grin maniacally at each other. Moxxie pulls out twin submachine guns while Blitzo brandishes his trusty flintlock pistol, flicking the hammer. Agent One weakly presses a button, setting off an alarm. The I.M.P group turn as a few disposable mooks drop from the ceiling holding Japanese weapons, before even more cartoonishly slide in from the sides and encircle them. The I.M.P. group hold fighting poses, ready for a smackdown.

Blitzo: Ooookay, I've had one too many emotions for today! Guys... *turns to Moxxie* Let's FUCK these FUCKERS UP!!

Moxxie give an evil, toothy smile and nods. A fluid fight scene starts as one agent attempts to strike Blitzo with the sickle end of his kusarigama, only for Loona to catch it in her mouth and yank hard, throwing the wielder across the room to hit an agent with a katana. A female agent attempts multiple strikes at Loona with her naginata, but Loona deftly dodges and, with the kusarigama sickle still in her mouth, stabs the agent through the throat. She releases the kusarigama and grabs the chain in her hands while running, wrapping it around another agent's neck and yanking hard enough to decapitate both him and the agent with the sickle end in her throat, sending both their heads flying.

As the two agents' severed heads fly, Millie jumps and twirls in the air with her axe and goes for an agent wielding a katana. He tries to block but is unsuccessful as the axe easily breaks through his sword and he is cleaved in half, splattering blood and brain matter around her. Millie sees an agent with a two-handed sword running toward her, so she runs up to him and dismembers him in two quick swings. She uses her axe to deflect incoming shuriken and swings at their thrower, but he backflips away as another agent with a sword runs at her. She jumps and flips in the air and lands with a pose, then briefly clashes with the sword-wielding agent before taking off his entire lower half. The shuriken thrower makes a second attempt, but he is easily cut down. She then happily runs off while spinning her axe as the agent she dismembered earlier is seen helplessly flailing his bleeding stumps.

Cuts to a dolly arc shot of Moxxie and Blitzo firing on a multitude of agents coming their way. Blitzo discards his flintlock pistol and reaches for the backpack.

Blitzo: Mox! Cover me!

Moxxie: Yes, sir!

Moxxie unloads his submachine guns in a wide arc, before disposing them as Blitzo hands him two golden revolvers that he uses to great effect. Blitzo, meanwhile, pulls out a vicious-looking knife and runs off, stabbing one agent to death while decapitating another.

Blitzo: EAT! MY! ASS!

Blitzo pulls out his phone and takes a selfie with the agent's severed head before throwing the head to the ground. Moxxie fires his revolvers until they're spent, then he viciously beats one agent to death with the butt of one before discarding them. Blitzo picks up a demonic pump-action shotgun, fires off a shot, then hands it to Moxxie, who blasts two more agents with it. Blitzo shoulders the backpack so it sits on his chest. He and Moxxie turn to each other and nod before running in opposite directions, Moxxie making a demonic hiss as he does.

Quick pan over to Loona as Blitzo joins her. He slithers up into her hair and shoots an agent with a crossbow. One agent swings at her with a sword but she counters with a roundhouse kick to the face. As Blitzo jumps away, Loona turns and delivers a powerful uppercut to the jaw of another sword-wielding agent, sending him into the air. An agent with twin sai comes at her and she crouches down before leaping towards him, biting down so his entire head is in her mouth. She briefly shakes him back and forth before throwing him and grabbing another agent by the face, slamming him to the floor. Blitzo hands her an energy rifle of some sort, which she fires at a few agents.

Loona: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS! *looks down at Blitzo* What?

Blitzo: I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie! *hugs Loona's face and kisses her cheek* Bye, sweetie!

Blitzo slithers off of Loona, who growls angrily at his affection. She then bites down on another agent's head and throws him.

Quick pan back to Blitzo. An agent carrying nunchaku runs at him but is blindsided and knocked away by the agent Loona just threw.

Loona: *to Blitzo, off-screen* Watch out!

Blitzo turns to see Millie cut down two more agents with her axe and twirl it with a flourish.

Blitzo: Hey, Mills!

Millie: Hey, Blitz! Just one sec!

Millie jumps and swings, decapitating one agent. She cuts a leg off of a female agent holding sai, relieves a male sai-wielding agent of his lower torso, then twirls her axe to completely eviscerate an agent holding a straight sword and poses. Blitzo appears to the side with the backpack still strapped to his chest and offers Millie a pump-action shotgun.

Blitzo: Do you need a gun or anything?

Millie: Nah, I'm good!

Millie spins to the side, taking off the lower legs of a female agent with kusarigama then eviscerating her. She swings her axe as leverage for a leap onto another female agent, wrapping her legs around her neck and decapitating at least two more agents with the axe. Millie severs the leg of the agent she's held onto, who then collapses before Millie begins strangling her with her thighs. Blitzo appears to the side again, this time offering a bottle of water.

Blitzo: How about some water?

Millie: Sure!

Blitzo squeezes the bottle, squirting its contents into her open mouth.

Millie: Ahhh. *snaps the agent's neck* Thanks, Blitz!

Blitzo: *throws the bottle away* No problemy, Millie-Billie!

As Millie runs off to murder even more agents, Blitzo pulls out a submachine gun and a shotgun. Cuts to a close-up of him with a sadistic smile and lightly glowing eyes.

Blitzo: Now, who wants some quality time with Daddy?

The camera zooms out to reveal more agents ready to kill. Blitzo spins his guns, runs at an agent with sai and leaps on him, firing at five agents with his shotgun before blasting the one he's grabbed onto. He leaps off and frontflips, killing two agents with the submachine gun. Once he lands, he pulls a spiked baseball bat out of the backpack strapped to his chest, trips an agent with it, then beats him in the stomach with it. He pulls a grenade out of the backpack and uses the bat to hit it away into a group of hapless agents.

Blitzo: FOOOORE!

Blitzo: FOOOORE!

The grenade explodes. Cuts to Agents One and Two attempting to flee the building. Blitzo's grenade explodes, and they duck and cover their heads in fear. They then see the corpse of an agent hit the floor, a femur sticking out where his leg should be and his katana falling down and impaling him in the chest.

Agent One: Good God! Why are we only usin' weapons from Japan's Edo Period?!

Agent Two: *grabs Agent One by his suit* Hey! The Edo period was badass, and you know it!

Agent One: Dammit, you're right.

Agent Two: LOOK OOOOUT!

Agent Two pulls Agent One down to the floor down with her as Loona turns around firing her energy rifle at more agents. She fires at agents offscreen as Agents One and Two pull themselves along the floor towards the exit. They are stopped by an agent's freshly severed head landing in front of them, courtesy of Millie. An agent with twin nunchaku runs at her only for limbs and blood to spatter, one nunchaku-wielding arm comically flying up to the ceiling like a helicopter before falling to the floor. The agents turn and pull themselves another way as Loona shakes an agent back and forth in her mouth.

Cuts to Moxxie standing on a pile of agents, blasting agent after agent with his shotgun and screaming bloody murder. He flips one agent into the air with his tail, causing him to spin, then he blasts him away. More agents run at him, only for Moxxie to fill them with buckshot.

Moxxie: BIIIITCHES!

Blitzo: *suddenly appears next to Moxxie* Hey, Mox!

Startled, Moxxie drops his shotgun and it lands on its buttstock, accidentally going off but hitting an agent in the crotch. The unfortunate agent weakly reaches a hand up at Moxxie.

Blitzo: Ohhh, wow. Really goin' for the dick there, ain't'cha?

Agent: *weakly* Help...

Blitzo: Here, I got it for ya.

Blitzo takes out the knife he used earlier and stabs the agent.

Blitzo: Now, hold this.

Blitzo places the backpack in Moxxie's arms and pulls from it a comically oversized rocket launcher appropriately named "MY DICK".

Blitzo: Oh, yeah! I'm gettin' hard holdin' this motherfucker!

Blitzo fires a rocket labeled "PUSSY DESTROYER" and gives an evil laugh. The rocket flies toward a group of agents on the other side of the broken window and explodes, causing both Millie and Loona to flinch away from the flames. Millie's axe is also blown out of her hands by the blast. Moxxie then comes into view.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! Is everyone okay?

Blitzo jumps on him.

Blitzo: WOOOOOO! How's THAT for demon scum?!

Cuts to the broken window. Blood is dripping from the few shards left in the frame. Pans over to Agents One and Two hiding under a desk. Agent Two nods at Agent One, signaling him to hit a red button next to him aptly labeled '"RED BUTTON". This sets off an alarm and causes the entire screen to be tinted red.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! C'mon, fam! Let's blow this cocksicle joint!

Blitzo and Loona run for the exit. Millie hoists Moxxie off the ground and they join the rest of the group.

Loona: HEY!

Before they can leave, the doors close in front of them. A set of iron bars lowers in front of the doors, then a garage door closes further down, then a large steel door clamps down, lasers activate outside of it, and bathroom doors close outside of that, the vacancy indicator switching to "Occupied".

Subtle fade back to the I.M.P. gang as they beat against the door.

Moxxie: [to Loona] Quick! The book!

Loona pulls Stolas' Grimoire out of the backpack and attempts to read it.

Loona: Shhhit! I can't... I can't read the spell in this light! I can't see dick! *looks around worried*

Blitzo searches himself for more weapons but comes out empty-handed.

Blitzo: Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon tit dry, and now we're out of badassery.

The silhouettes of Agents One and Two slide menacingly into view.

Agent Two: Ha! You demons aren't goin' anywhere now! Haaa!

Before the two agents can do anything, they begin noticing strange happenings around them. The I.M.P. gang's shadows growl and meld into two hideous beasts. A screen suddenly turns on and flickers, rattling around aggressively before turning off, then showing the agents' reflections and the four-eyed silhouette and a red eyes silhouette of certain someones who weren't there before. The agents are startled as the screen breaks off of the wall, falls at their feet and slides away. Two more screens then break off of the wall while the rest shudder and display static.

Stolas: (from the shadows) Who daaares threaten... my impish little plaything?

Y/n: (from the shadows) And the ones I care about?

Agent One: Who said that?!

The agents look at the floor, where two sets of bird-like footprints appear coming towards them. Another monitor bashes Agent One in the face, removing his shades and knocking him to the floor. He turns to look at Agent Two.

Agent One: Agent Two?

Cuts to Agent Two. Her head is spasming, her red eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and horror. Around her, dead bodies stand up, eyes completely black and empty. Agent Two tries to stop her head spasming with her hands but fails. The black-eyed bodies kneel. Agent One stands back up, his shades returned to his face, and attempts to approach Agent Two. She removes her own shades and her head twists around "The Exorcist" style to look at Agent One. She now has sharp teeth, bloodshot eyes, and her mascara has formed sharp streaks and eye markings down her cheeks.

Agent Two: *speaking with both a British accent and Stolas' voice* What's the matter, demon hunter? *speaking then with Y/n's notable tone and Y/n's voice* Never seen a REAL demon before?

The dead bodies draw Stolas' and Y/n's summoning circles around Agent Two in their own blood, which is now dripping from their eyes and mouths. She chuckles maliciously, eye twitching and nose bleeding. Agent One looks on in terror as Agent Two's head whips back to its normal orientation. Her eyes have rolled back. She throws her head back and vomits shadowy sludge and feathers. Demented laughter can be heard in a variety of voices. Agent Two and the I.M.P. gang watch--Loona snapping a photo--as the shadows coalesce into two demonic, shadowy owl monsters. The shadow beasts approach the two agents, screaming and roaring at them as they huddle together out of sheer horror. The demon beasts' essences pull back and turn into Stolas and Y/n, both looking at the agents with disdain. They turn away from them and Y/n clicks a button, shutting off the alarm and the red light as well. The series of doors is heard opening off-screen. Stolas and Y/n walk up to the gathered I.M.P. group, both stopping in front of Blitzo.

Blitzo: Stolas? Y/n? Wha-... A- Wh- Hold on, how did you two know that we needed help?

Y/n: I got a text from Loona about you guys needing assistance.

Stolas: We have our ways, darling. Are you alright?

Y/n: You guys alright then?

Stolas leans forward, gazing into Blitzo's eyes as he places a hand on his cheek. Blitzo rolls his eyes. As Y/n looks to Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona with concern.

Blitzo: Ugh. We're fine, Stolas and Y/n.

Y/n: Good to know.

Stolas: *softly* Mm. Good. *caresses Blitzo's head*

Stolas pulls Blitzo's head in roughly and adopts a sharper, angrier tone. As Y/n gave them all a mad look.

Stolas: How the FUCK... did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures not being careful up here?! *boops Blitzo's nose and grabs Blitzo's cheek while explaining*

Y/n: You know, if you get in trouble, we get in trouble! WE... don't want that!

Moxxie pulls Stolas's hand away from Blitzo's cheek.

Moxxie: They... caught us off guard, your highnesses.

Blitzo: ...Yeah, you can unclench your bird-pusses, Stolas and Y/n. It's not gonna happen again, 'kay?

Y/n: Hopefully you won't.

Stolas: Luckily for you... most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics.

The camera pans and cuts to Agents One and Two holding each other, shaking in fear.

Y/n: (off-screen) They are seen as kooks!

Cuts back to Stolas and Y/n giggling and looking rather pleased with themselves.

Stolas: Kooks! Such a silly word!

Y/n: I'll say.

Stolas: *claps his hands together* Now! Let us all return!

Stolas and Y/n both open a portal back to the I.M.P. office.

Moxxie: Yes, please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible.

Moxxie hops through and helps Millie through, Loona walks through looking at Stolas' Grimoire, and Stolas picks up Blitzo in a bridal carry.

Y/n looks to Loona.

Y/n: Hey, thanks for the text, Loona. I'm glad I got it and told my dad about it on time.

Loona: No problem. You're like one of the ones I actually like. And consider a friend.

Y/n: *smiles after hearing that* Aw thanks, Loona. You're real cool too.

Loona smiles back as they both went through the portal.

Stolas: Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?

Stolas: Very much so. *leans in for a kiss*

Blitzo grabs the back of Stolas' head and pulls it back, causing him to blush.

Blitzo: Alright. But, you're keepin' quiet, or I'm usin' those bear traps.

Blitzo runs a finger down Stolas's face as he shudders with obvious pleasure, his feathers fluffing out.

Stolas: Ohhhh, please do~

The two of them partake in a French kiss. The portal closes behind them. Agents One and Two watch as they leave.

Agent Two: ...So, what now?

Agent One: *excited* What now?! *walks off-screen* We finally got the evidence we needed to be taken... seriously!

Agent One walks over to a computer, pushing some rubble away before typing on the keyboard. Four monitors go from static to showing security camera footage of the events of the last few minutes. The first three monitors show footage of the I.M.P. crew slaughtering agents while the fourth shows Stolas and Y/n rearing over the cowering Agents One and Two in their demonic beast forms before transforming into their normal forms. Notably, all three of the monitors showing the I.M.P. crew are green while the footage of Stolas and Y/n is red with a cracked camera lens. Agent Two walks up and the two agents put their shades back on, smiling confidently.

Agent One: Nobody in corporate is ignorin' this. *chuckles victoriously*

The four screens go back to static one at a time, starting with the footage of Loona, followed by Millie, then Blitzo and Moxxie, and finally Stolas and Y/n, who could both be seen staring into the camera.

After returning back to hell, Y/n decided to call Tom for some time together.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby." He said back.

"How are you and how was your day, babe?" She asked him.

"Same as usual. An exhausting day at work. Thank God it's nearly over. I want to see you again. How are you, baby?" He replies.

"I'm good too, babe. Exhausted as well though. I want to see you again too." She replied back.

"Same. Do you want to see each other again after I get off at work? We can head over to my place and spend alone time together?" He asks her.

"I love that idea, babe. Let's do that together with our alone time." She answers with a blush.

"I love you more, I'll see you in a while, my owl princess." He said.

"I love you back, I'll see you in a while too, my loving sinner." She said back in a love filled tone.

She puts her phone down and got herself and her stuff ready to see her boyfriend in a bit.

She smiled and blushed at the thought of seeing and being alone together again.

She kept thinking those thoughts to herself as she looked ready.

Chapter 24: Spending Time Together

Tom had just about done with his day of work and was now leaving news building. He was glad his work day was finished and he felt slightly tired. He began walking home afterwards. He couldn't wait to be with Y/n again. He was excited to spend time together again.

He blushed at the very thought of her.

"I'm glad my work day is over and that I see Y/n again. I'm so excited! I love my owl princess so much." He said to himself.

He continued walking on, eager to see his girlfriend.

As he kept walking on for a few minutes, he began to feel like someone was watching him. He looked around and couldn't see anything. And continued on. But then after a moment, could feel the same feeling again as if someone were following him. He begins to look around and tried to someone nearby, but couldn't see anyone yet.

"Is someone there?" He asked out loud.

No one answered.

He nervously kept walking.

Then after a moment or two, he could feel another presence close by near him.

"What the-" He was saying.

Then all of a sudden, a demon that looked like an exorcist showed up right in front of Tom. It had an angelic looking knife in his hand. He had a murderous look in his eye.

He didn't look like he could speak, but his actions spoke for him, making his exorcist appearance look more intimidating.

Tom shrank back and fell down into the ground as he saw the exorcist demon in right in front of him.

"Oh my God! Please don't kill me! I beg of you!" Tom begged for his life.

The exorcist demon just stared at him in morbid happiness as Tom felt fear for him. He just stared as if liking every moment of this. The exorcist demon then got closer to him.

He then raised his angelic knife above him, ready to end the sinner's life.

However, there was suddenly an overwhelming presence over the whole event.

The exorcist demon and Tom looked around from little conflict and looking around as if another presence was nearby them.

They both begin seeing strange happenings around them. Their two shadows growl and form together into one big scary one. A red eyes silhouette of certain someone appears. The exorcist demon was startled as it begins to feel the presence of someone dangerous nearby. It could see eerie essence of someone close by that was furious at him.

"(from the shadows) You daaare threaten... my little sinner lover?" A voice said from somewhere.

The angelic knife holding demon looks around in shock.

Both demons looked freaked out as they begin to become afraid of what's happening.

Both the exorcist looking demon and Tom look at the ground, where a of bird like footprints appear coming to the exorcist demon.

The exorcist demon looks around frantically.

Then the exorcist demon's shadow silhouette looked back him. With the dark shadow formed. And red eyes looking directly at him. This made him fall back in fear from the sudden shock.

"What's the matter, exorcist demon? *Y/n's voice* Never seen a REAL demon before?" His shadow said to him.

Then his shadow became bigger and resembled the a certain Goetia Princess's full demon form. Both the demons below watch. The exorcist demon with fear. And for Tom, with fear, shock, and awe. As the shadow turns into the demonic, shadow owl demon form of Y/n's full demon form. Y/n's full demon form approach the exorcist demon with a look of pure rage. The exorcist demon internally panicking as it was too shocked to move as Y/n's full demon form was right in front of him with red eyes staring deep into his soul. He raised his hands as if begging for his life, but to no avail. Y/n's full demon form got close to him and ripped his small form apart bit by bit with his death made slow and painful, with his blood splattered on the surroundings. And after that moment, the exorcist demon was no more.

Y/n's full demon form then looked to Tom. Tom was scared for his life. Only he couldn't help but stare at Y/n's full demon form. Her full demon form shadow like essence became her normal size and back to Y/n.

She looked at the angelic knife and used her telekinesis to get rid of it completely.

She looked at Tom with a concerned look, Tom then snaps out of his look as Y/n walks up to him and stopped in front of him.

"Y/n?" He said as he manages to ask.

"Yeah, it's me, babe." She said back with a slight smile.

"You're here?" He asked her.

"I am, Tom." She replied.

"How did that happen? What was that exorcist demon and how did he get here? How did you turn into a big shadow owl demon monster thing and kill him? What happened to that angelic knife? And how did you save me like that?" He asked.

She just smiled at him as she was in front of him.

"I'll explain, babe. That happened because that exorcist demon showed with an angelic knife coming to kill sinners. That exorcist demon looked around for demons to kill and somehow found you. And I turned into my full demon form, which looks like big shadow owl demon form. Then I found the exorcist demon going to kill you and I killed him for trying to kill you. I got rid of that angelic knife, it won't be a problem for us. And I saved you at the right moment because I could sense you needed some help, babe." She explained to him.

"I'm glad you're here, baby. Thanks for saving me like that. You're amazing." He replied with a deep blush.

"You're welcome, babe. Let me help you back up." She replied back.

She knelt down and lifted him up in her arms as she held him bridal style.

He blushed even more as she held him close.

"God, I love you, my owl princess." He said deeply in love.

"I love you too, my loving sinner." She said back deeply in love back.

They both shared a deep long kiss together.

She carried him as she opened a portal back to his place, as she walked them both through the portal. He held onto to her tightly. She held him protectively close to her.

Once they were at his place, she slowly puts him back on the ground as he stood up.

"What would you like to do, babe?" He asked.

"Anything you would like, babe." She replied.

"Well then can we cuddle close together, kiss, and make out the whole night?" He asked eagerly while looking at his hands.

"Of course, babe. I love that idea." She said as she kissed his neck.

He blushed red and kissed her back. She held him close as she held them both together. Their arms linked around each other, holding them together.

"I knew I was the dominant one, babe." She tells him.

"Yeah, you are, baby, and I love it." He tells her back.

She just giggles at him as they gave each other a deep kiss.

They gave each other kisses as their fronts were pressed against each other as they cuddled. They both laid on the couch together, as they slowly made out with each other.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said to him.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back to her.

They gave each other another long kiss while holding their intimates close to each other.

She held them close as they had their hot moments.

They had what they love in front of them and only wanted each other.

With the couple, ends up spending the rest of their evening making out, with them showing each other what they love to their lover.

Chapter 25: Dad Beat Dad

Opens to Vaggie sleeping in bed. she squirms before waking up, yawning and rubbing her eyes. She turns to the left side. Camera zooms out to reveal Charlie gone.

Vaggie: Charlie?

It cuts to Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.

Y/n is beside her holding her papers.

Charlie: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)

Y/n: Are you alright, Charlie?

Angel Dust: Yikes.

Charlie: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Charlie!.

Vaggie: Charlie?... Sweetie? You, uh, you good?

Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera.

Charlie: Nope, no! Not really! Haha! I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. [Crushes paper with hand] We've done trust falls. We've tried sharing our feelings. We only have a couple months left before the angels come- [Turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal] And at this rate...

Vaggie: Maybe it's time-

Charlie: NO.

Vaggie: to ask-

Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.

Charlie: DON'T SAY IT.

Vaggie: your dad.

Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her.

Y/n: Your dad?

Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.

Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"- (gasp) Wait. That's it!

Vaggie: Kill everyone?

Charlie: No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!

Y/n: Didn't we already try that?

Charlie: Well. yeah, with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top! There's sure to be some angels who will listen.

Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad.

Husk: What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?

Charlie: No, we just have never been close. After he and mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls... sometimes, but only if he's bored or like, needs me to do something.

Y/n: Your dad sounds strict.

Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others.

Husk: Daddy issues.

Y/n: I agree with that.

Angel Dust: Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.

Niffty was holding a knife in her hands.

Niffty: The ultimate bad boy. [laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing] I bet he's scary.

Scene cuts to Lucifer's house, showing framed photos of his family in a dark spooky room. Lucifer can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. As the scene goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.

Lucifer: That's it... Almost there... Now presenting... the magic-tastical backflipping rubber duck! Ha ha! That spits fire! [rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth] Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause! Please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh God, who am I kidding, This sucks!

He throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. Suddenly his ringtone plays. he picks up his phone, and was shocked who was calling him.

Lucifer: Daughter? Daughter calling, daughter, daugther calling! OH! Uhm-uh. Hello, Charlie. H-Hey, heyyy, hey Char-Char. No! No. That's not good. Oh, this is the first time she's called you in years. This has to be perfect. [takes a deep breath before he picks up phone] Hey, bitch!

Intercut conversation between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house.

Charlie: Hi, Dad.

Lucifer: Hey! How are you? Oh ho. Wh-Wh-where are you these days?

Charlie: You know where I am Dad. I've told you before.

Lucifer: You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I um uh-

Charlie: I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?

Lucifer: No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. I've just been really busy! Ya know, with, um… Important things. [kicks rubber duck]

Charlie: Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial.

Lucifer: Oh… sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain. [makes silly noises]. But, hey, A hotel! Fun!

Charlie: (Sighs) Listen, Dad, I've got… kind of a big ask.

Lucifer: [coughs and sets down his tea] Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. You just name it~

Charlie: I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top.

Lucifer: Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh hah, no.

Charlie: [angrily] Look Dad, [normal] I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I... need you. I need your help.

Lucifer: I don't know, Charlie.

Charlie: Please, just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad.

Lucifer: Wait. You're... inviting me over? Absolutely! Hoh! I'll be there in an hour. [hangs up] ♪ My daughter wants to see me~! ♪ [points at the rubber duck below him] Take that depression!

Back at the hotel, Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie prepare for Lucifer's arrival.

Charlie: Welp, we have an hour until he gets here.

Y/n: We're gonna have to prepare everything.

Vaggie: Okay people, [Everyone stands at attention, but Husk spills coffee over himself and Niffty collapses on the floor.] Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable and we are going to make an amazing impression. Vamanos!

Everyone scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. Sir Pentious and Niffty bakes cookies, then Niffty starts sweeping and Husk is cleaning up. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise.

Charlie: [sighs] Okay everyone, it's showtime!

Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter.

Lucifer: Chaaaarlie!

Charlie: Hey, Da-

Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer.

Lucifer: [hugs Charlie] Oh, it's so good to see you. Haha!

Charlie: *strained* It's uh, good to see you, too, Dad.

Charlie pushes Lucifer off to give herself a breather.

Charlie: [clears throat] Welcome! to the Hazbin Hotel!

Two Egg Boiz pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. KeeKee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He crouches down and rubs her head.

Lucifer: Oh, hewwo, KeeKee!

Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them,

Lucifer: Razzle, Dazzle. [makes endearing noises] Oh, look how much you haven't grown! Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl? [speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone] You better be… [snickers] Wow, this place sure looks, uh... Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. It's got a lot of character.

Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and was immediately repulsed by it.

Lucifer: OH! What in the unholy hell is that?!

Alastor reappears from the fog and in front of Angel Dust.

Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?

Lucifer looked at him suspiciously, and points his stick at him.

Lucifer: And you are?

Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention.

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure! [Alastor shaking Lucifer's cane and wiping his hand in somewhat hidden disgust] It's nice to finally put a face to the name. [indicates the height by the camera]. You are much shorter in real life.

Alastor making a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstars.

Lucifer: Who is this? Who is this now? Are you the bellhop?

Alastor: Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast.

Lucifer: Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel! Hahaha.

Alastor: Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea.

Lucifer: Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever!

Alastor: [Strained] Ha ha! Fuck you.

With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer were getting closer to fighting before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between.

Charlie: Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much.

Alastor: Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfil her bizarre requests.

Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration.

Charlie: Oh, thank you, Alastor.

Alastor: Quite an impressive young lady. (condescendingly) We're all very proud of her.

Lucifer: [clears throat] Charlie, dear, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?

Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them and hides them underneath him.

Charlie: Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie. She's my girlfriend!

Lucifer: Oh ho my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put er' there, Maggie! Hey! [hugs her while laughing] She's so pretty.

Vaggie: Uh, lovely to meet you, uh, sir!

Charlie: And this is Y/n Goetia, the Goetia Princess that's helping us with my dream.

Lucifer: Well, hello, Y/n!

Y/n smiles to him.

Y/n: Hello, Lucifer sir.

Charlie: And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!

Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him.

Sir Pentious: Your Majesty!

Pentious falls down into the cookies right before Angel Dust takes one for himself.

Angel Dust: Heya, short king~

Charlie: Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper.

Husk: Nice to meet you.

Niffty was super-excited to meet the ultimate bad boy that she scurries over and climbs up on his coat.

Niffty: Hello. [laughs] I clean. Hehehehe.

Suddenly the chandelier falls and produces a huge amount of dust which makes everyone cough. Lucifer and Alastor were at the chandelier when Lucifer knows Alastor did that on purpose.

Y/n gives Alastor an annoyed look.

Lucifer: [Laughs]. Alright, then.

With one swing of his own stick, the fallen chandelier disappears and starts to sing the song, Hell's Greatest Dad to Charlie.

Lucifer: ♪ Looks like you could use some help ♪

♪ From the big boss of Hell himself.♪

♪ Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp! ♪

Lucifer puppets: ♪ "Five stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!" ♪

Lucifer: ♪ With a punch of a pentagram,

♪ I Wap! Bam! Boom! Alakazam! ♪

♪ Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb ♪

♪ But you get the family rate! ♪

Lucifer and Charlie: "Thanks, Dad!" ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? ♪

Chorus of Lucifer lookalikes: ♪ Woh-oh-oh ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Michelin tasting menu free à la carte ♪

♪ I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! ♪

♪ Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start! ♪

Alastor: ♪ Who's been here since day one? ♪

♪ Who's been faithful as a nun? ♪

♪ Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer! ♪

Charlie: *spoken* That's true!

Alastor: ♪ I'm your guy, Your day-to-day ♪

♪ Your chum, your steadfast hotelier ♪

♪ Remember when I fixed that clog today? ♪

Niffty: *spoken* I was stuck. Thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!

Y/n: Nice.

Alastor: ♪ I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond.

Charlie: Awwww!

Alastor: ♪ You're like the child that I wish that I had. ♪

Lucifer: Uh, what?

Y/n: Huh?

Alastor: ♪ I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. ♪

Lucifer: Hold on now!

Y/n: What?

Alastor: ♪ It's a little funny, You could almost call me... DAAAAAAAD! ♪

Angered, Lucifer plays golden fiddle aggressively as he gets closer to Alastor. Suddenly, a piano drops out of the sky and Alastor plays piano aggressively. Lucifer then plays the accordion horribly out of tune with the song, resulting in a temporary fade to black.

Alastor: ♪ They say when you're looking for assistance ♪

♪ It's smart to pick the path with least resistance! ♪

Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour

♪ There's no substitute for pure angelic power! ♪

♪ , Who just happens to also be your blood! ♪

Alastor: ♪ Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud. ♪

♪ They say the family you choose is better! ♪

Lucifer: *sing talking* ♪ What a bunch of losers! ♪

Alastor: ♪ Can you butt out of my song? ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Your song? I started this! ♪

Alastor: ♪ I'm singing it, i'll finish it! ♪

Lucifer: ♪ OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF—! ♪

Right before Lucifer and Alastor could get at each other's throats, the front door opens, and Mimzy butts into the song.

Mimzy: ♪ It's me! Yes, it's me!! ♪

♪ I know you were all waiting for me! ♪

♪ I'm here! What a gas! ♪

♪ Took a while but I'm present at last! ♪

♪ It's me! It's me! ♪

♪ Mimzzzyyyyyyy! ♪

As song ends, everyone in the hotel were perplexed of their new house guest in the front. None of them spoke until Lucifer breaks the ice with a question.

Lucifer: Who?

Mimzy: Didn't you just hear me? Why is everybody gawkin'? Is it, cuz I'm adorable?

Alastor: Mimzy!

Mimzy: Alastooorr, sweetie, doll-face! So good to see you. How you been? Good? Good.

Mimzy and Alastor hug each other.

Mimzy: Listen, I was in the neighborhood. I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory, and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! For old times sake.

Alastor: Of course, sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here!

Charlie: Oh, how nice! So you two know each other?

Mimzy: Oh, yeah, we go way back, ran in the same circles when we were alive. You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor.

Alastor: Oh, quite a talent, this gal. Ho ho, you should have seen her in her hayday!

Mimzy: Hey, watch it tall, dark and creepy. I'm still in my prime!

Mimzy spots Lucifer in the open, and was immediately infuriated with the sight of the King of Hell.

Mimzy: Oh, oh my stars! *gasps* Is that Lucifer? *pushes Pentious of the way* Move it! Pleased to meetcha, Your Highness. *whispering* Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company.

Lucifer: Charmed, I'm sure.

Alastor: As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue.

Lucifer heard this and takes his daughter by the arms before dragging her front.

Lucifer: I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around.

Alastor appears in front of them.

Alastor: Nonsense! *grabs Charlie and drags her forward* We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. Right, Charlie?

Alastor stops dragging Charlie so she can be the one to lead the tour for her father.

Charlie: Oh, right.

As Charlie leads on with Y/n, Vaggie, and Lucifer following behind, Alastor turns to Mimzy.

Alastor: Why don't you let the others help you settle in, and I'll be back before you know it.

And with that, Alastor leaves to follow the tour. Mimzy turns to the bar and walks up to get a drink.

Mimzy: So, where can a girl get a drink around here?

Husk doesn't like Mimzy's company and groans in irritation as he cleans a glass. Mimzy takes a seat and notices him.

Mimzy: My, my, is that Husker? Alastor still has you slinging hooch for him, I see. *chuckles* Classic! How ya been, fur ball?

Husk: Good! Until five minutes ago.

Mimzy: Oh, don't tell me you're not happy to see me. You might hurt my feelins. *giggles*

While Husker gets a drink for Mimzy, she turns to Niffty who was looking for the bugs that were scattering on the floor.

Mimzy: Hey Niffty, whatcha' been up to, girlie?

Niffty: Fighting bugs.

Mimzy: And uh, how's that going for ya?

Niffty turns to one of the bug she sees.

Niffty: They're winning. *sadistically pulls out a large knife with a insane smile* But not for long.

Mimzy: Uh-huh... *a glass was given to her* Thanks, pussy cat!

Husk: Oh, fuck you.

As Husk leaves the bar, Angel and Pentious takes up a seat right next to her.

Angel Dust: So uh, you and Alastor are like, what? Friends?

Mimzy: Well, that's your word, not mine, but I think it fits. Why so surprised?

Angel Dust: Well, just didn't know he had any of those. He's been here a while and is still a big, creepy mystery. What's his deal?

Mimzy begins her tale by making a short flashback story of how Alastor came to be. A shadowy demon is seen holding a drink, which Alastor Takes out of his hand, in the next scene, Demons are seen dismissing him as another sinner, but then, in a dark alley, an unnamed Overlord is cornered by a sinister-looking Alastor, before it cuts to a female overlord, presumably Alastor's next victim. One by one, more overlord Demons disappeared, leaving only Alastor to reign supreme over all the others. Then, a radio tower sends neon green signal waves all over hell.

Mimzy: Well, you probably heard the stories. He appeared in Hell suddenly, making a splash quicker than anyone had ever seen. At first, people wanted to dismiss him. But soon, overlords started goin' missing, and not small ones neither. We're talking heavy hitters. No one knew what happened to 'em until these strange radio broadcasts started going out. All you could hear were screams. Every time an overlord went missing, there'd be a new voice screaming in the broadcast! That's when Alastor revealed himself as the Radio Demon, and anyone that would mess with him... *laughs* Well, let's just say, his broadcasts never lacked new voices.

The flashback story ends to the present where Mimzy was concluding her tale of Alastor before getting back to being nonchalant about him.

Mimzy: That's the story most people know, but underneath it all... he's a total sweetie. Put on some jazz and pour a couple fingers of rye and he becomes a kitten!

As Mimzy concludes her story, Angel and Pentious were spooked by Alastor's dark history in hell while Mimzy doesn't seemed bothered by their disturbance.

Mimzy: Stop with the looks. He hasn't done any of that in a while. *raises a glass* Can I get another one of these?

Mimzy realized that Husk is nowhere in the bar or in the lobby, much to her annoyance...

Mimzy: Oh, what the fuck!

In the creepy dark hallways, Charlie was showing her father about the interiors of the hotel.

Charlie: So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible, this whole hotel will be full of demons wanting to check out into Heaven! We just need a little time to prove it. The sharing circles haven't been working as fast as I hoped-

Y/n: That's what we're aiming for.

While Charlie was in the middle of explaining everything to her father, Husk calls his owner from out of nowhere.

Husk: Ey, Boss? Can I have a word...?

Alastor stops and twists his head 180 degrees to have his face turn to him before his body rotates.

Alastor: What is it?

Husk: You and I both know Mimzy only shows up when she needs somethin'. That bitch is trouble, and who knows what kind of demon she fucked with to come running to you this time?

Alastor: it's nothing I can't handle. Don't worry, Husker. Who in their right mind would cross me?

Husk: I mean… you've been gone a while, and it's not like anybody knows why.

Alastor: They don't need to know, and don't you worry your fuzzy head about it.

Alastor rubs Husk's ears which angers him.

Husk: *growls* You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!

Alastor: *chuckles* But you are! Haha!

Alastor turns around to join back with the tour.

Husk: *whispering* Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.

Alastor immediately halts after hearing this, his eyes turned into radio dials. The lights in the hallway flickered from his anger rising. Slowly, Alastor looks over his shoulder to Husk.

Alastor: Aha, what did you say?

Before Husk could even respond, a green chain pulls his neck before he's forced down. He realizes what he's done and tries to come up with an excuse.

Husk: Oh, fuck! Nothing! I, um...

Alastor slowly approaches him with the green chain twirling from his mic-stick. The more he steps closer, the lights flickers on and off from his anger.

Alastor: If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me.

Alastor's threat makes Husk shiver in fear when he realizes he had crossed too far with him.

Husk: *scared* Understood.

The lights turn back to normal, and Alastor is back to his old jolly good self.

Alastor: Lovely. *chuckles* Good talk, my good man! Always nice to catch up.

Alastor leaves the shaking Husk on the floor. Husk was too scared to even move, and was left shivering in fear.

Back to the tour, Vaggie and Y/n were taking their turns explaining more about the hotel's role to redeeming demons so they can go to Heaven, most notably Angel Dust.

Vaggie: And we've almost been able to find all of Angel Dust's drug stashes... Almost.

Y/n: And he should be drug free pretty soon before his redeeming.

Charlie: So, once that's out of the way it should be much smoother sailing.

Lucifer: Well, that certainly is, uh... is-is something.

Charlie: So… what do you think?

Y/n: Do you like it?

Lucifer: About what?

Charlie: The hotel.

Lucifer: Oh yes, it does… it does look much better now, doesn't it? *chuckles* Ya know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, one good push and you'd just go right over the edge! Whoopie, bye bye! *chuckles*

Charlie: What? No, no, the plan, Dad! What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?

Now matter how much Lucifer hates to admit it, he wants Charlie to get one thing straight about what her plans are going.

Lucifer: *exhales* Alright, I mean, look… I love that you want to see the best in people, but these sinners… You know, they're just the worst. I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them in Heaven. *Adjusts his collar* Hohooo boy, Heaven is not exactly as carefree as you might think. Yeah, they have rules. Lots of rules, and they aren't very open minded as you'd hope.

Charlie: These are our people, Dad! I... I have to try.

Y/n: Even even if they all are annoying demonic hell beasts, they should try.

Lucifer: Our "people", Charlie, are awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! Everything's terrible! *wheeze* I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like-—

Lucifer was interrupted when a loud thud shakes the hotel, rocking the four of them on the balcony.

Vaggie: Geez! What now?!

Y/n: What the hell was that?

Lucifer: Well, like that.

To prove his point, Lucifer gesture to dozens of loan shark demon mafia on the ground. The loan shark mafia were armed to the teeth with guns, melee weapons, and a battering ram as they try to ram the front door open. The leader of the loan shark mafia looks up at the balcony.

Loan shark: Mimzy! We know you're in there you lousy bitch!

Inside, the lobby, Mimzy realizes that the loan shark mafia found her and cartoonishly goes down in a sheepish wince, now already busted.

Mimzy: Oh, shit.

A portal opens up by Lucifer and all four of them return to the lobby as the loan shark mafia continues to ram the front door.

Vaggie: Que carajo?! (What the fuck?!)

Y/n: What the fuck?

Charlie: What's going on?

Mimzy: I maaaaaaay be in trouble with some loan sharks I may or may not have borrowed fifty grand from—*loud thud* Eep!

Scared, Mimzy cowers behind the bar counter to hide before peeking up to Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie.

Loan Shark: You better come out!

Mimzy: And I may have also stolen a car... and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend. But that bitch had it coming!

Before Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie could even respond, the windows and the walls were barraged with fireballs from the outside. The windows crashed and the floors are hammered with fireballs. Charlie and Vaggie screamed as more fireballs came raining on them. Y/n just looked annoyed at this. Niffty was horrified that the windows were destroyed after cleaning it so long ago. Angel Dust scoots back to his seat after a fireball nearly hits him.

Niffty: My windows!

Pentious realized what was happening while holding his baked cookies.

Sir Pentious: Ah! We're under siege! *dodges a fireball* Ah! Take cover!

Everyone in the hotel scrambles in panic and defense as more fireballs fall down on them. Charlie dodges one of the fireballs close to her. Niffty was nearly crushed by one fireball before Angel picks her up, shocked.

Vaggie: Look out!

Angel Dust: What the fuck?!

A fireball nearly hits Charlie and Vaggie but Y/n using a protective shield on herself and the two which deflect the fireball back at one of the loan sharks which kills him.

Y/n smirks.

Y/n: Gotcha, bitch.

Vaggie: Oh God.

Charlie: Thanks, Y/n. You're a real life saver.

Y/n: No problem, girls.

Angel throws Niffty out of the way, but she scurries around all over the lobby while Lucifer remains composed, oblivious to their dire situation. The lobby was on fire from the fireballs. Husk tries to put out the fire close to his bar, stomping on it in anger while Mimzy hides behind the counter. Angel runs for cover, and Pentious can be heard screaming as fireballs meteor through the windows. While everyone finds some cover, Lucifer gives Charlie a lecture that makes her angry enough to where her eye twitches.

Lucifer: Ya see, thus is exaaactly what I'm talking about, Charlie. You build something nice, you invite people in and offer them everything and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep. It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are, they're always going to disappoint you.

Niffty was on the floor recovering the windows that were shattered, unaware that falling debris was about to crush her.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, come along!

Pentious grabs Niffty before debris nearly crush her. Vaggie appears with her spear ready at arms.

Vaggie: All of you, get a safe distance. I'll take care of this.

Before Vaggie could go out to deal with the mafia, Alastor appears out of nowhere and places a hand on Vaggie's spear to lower it.

Alastor: No, my dear, leave it to me. It's time I remind everyone why I am here.

Upon saying those sentence, Alastor turns demonic with his eyes turning to a radio dial. Mimzy pops up from the counter.

Mimzy: Oh, finally! Took ya long enough!

Alastor goes into his demonic form as a green aura lights up from the outside. The mafia outside were just about to reload their catapult when they notice the eerie greenish glow before Alastor turns to his sinister demon form.

Alastor: A reminder to all, not to mess with the Radio Demon! *evil laugh*

With Alastor now in his demon form, he expands his tentacle tendrils outside where one smashes the catapult, the other killing several mafia gangsters. The remaining gangsters panic at the sight of the radio demon's magic.

Mimzy: Yeah!

Alastor's body grows larger and limbs become longer before exiting the front door with a sinister unmoving grin.

Alastor: I will devour each and every one of you!

Alastor heads out to massacre the mafia for attacking the hotel. As he exits the front door, Mimzy, Charlie, and Lucifer come out to watch the bloodbath. Charlie was totally appalled that Alastor is truly terrifying and maliciously monstrous. Lucifer nodded once to make his point. From the back point of view from the camera, Lucifer lectures Charlie about the sinners while Alastor devours and kills the mafia outside. Body parts spread all over the front door, while Lucifer was oblivious to the mess.

Lucifer: Mhm, ya see? What I tell ya? Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths, hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can. There's really no point in trying.

Charlie: Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel! *turning to see Alastor eating a mafia loan shark* It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me but my own father can't?

Y/n loves all the carnage.

Y/n: That's fucking awesome!

Nearby, behind the turned table, Angel, Pentious, and Husk saw the melodrama that was occurring between Lucifer and Charlie.

Angel Dust: Ooh, drama.

Excited, Angel gets out a bucket of popcorn to watch the scene unfold. Husk also picks up a handful of popcorn to eat.

Outside, Alastor has finished massacring the mafia as he shrinks back down to his usual self, now satisfied that he's killed a lot of demons today.

Alastor: Oh, I missed getting to let off steam!

Mimzy checks outside if the coast was clear before approaching to Alastor.

Mimzy: Oh, Alastor! What a fantastic show! Bravo! As always. Thanks for helpin' lil' old me out of a tough spot, you're always such a pal!

A railroad debris falls close to Mimzy, making her back away in surprise.

Mimzy: Oops. Heheheh... sorry about the mess, but I'm sure the lil' bug can take care of it for ya.

Alastor: I think you should go, Mimzy. Now.

Mimzy: Oh pff, Alastor, you're such a kidder, you! Haha, you are so funny!

Alastor: I mean it. You deliberately brought danger to this place just to have me clean up your mess. I can't have that here.

Mimzy: But you love takin' care a' me! What? You don't actually give a shit about this tacky place, do ya? Come on. I know you.

Mimzy pokes his chest with every word in the sentence.

Mimzy: You *pokes his chest* heartless *pokes* son- *pokes* of- *pokes* a- *pokes* bitch~

Alastor casually moves her finger away. He moves around Mimzy before standing in front of her with his microphone stick placed in front.

Alastor: You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot, but I think we both know that's not really your style, so you need to leave.

Mimzy: Well, fine! Who needs ya? Have fun with ya little princess and ya little hotel. See if I care.

Insulted and offended, Mimzy turns around and flips Alastor off before walking away.

Husk was rather amused before turning back to the melodrama between Charlie and Lucifer, now with a bucket of popcorn of his own. Angel has his, but he also has a drink to go along with it. Pentious was holding a TV guide by Vox. 

Y/n stands by Charlie's side to help her with her getting the point of the hotel to Lucifer.

Angel Dust: This is really getting good.

In a heartfelt scene, Lucifer retreats to the lobby while Charlie  follow him behind.

Charlie: Dad… just... help me.

Lucifer: I... I can't.

Charlie: Why can't you?

Lucifer: Charlie! You don't understand. Heaven never listens. They didn't listen to me. They won't listen to you.

Charlie: You don't know that!

Lucifer: I do!

With tears filling his eyes, Lucifer begins to express his feelings through a song, More Than Anything.

Lucifer: ♪ You didn't know that when ♪

♪ I tried this all before, my dreams were too hard to defend. ♪

♪ And in the end, ♪

♪ I won't lose it all again. Now you're the only thing worth fighting for. ♪

While he is singing, silhouettes of higher angels appear, surrounding Lucifer with spears. Next shot shows Charlie being surrounded by spears that slowly come towards her, with Lucifer noticing them in horror, and pulls Charlie away on the other side to defend her.] ♪ More than anything, more than anything. ♪

♪ I'll shelter and adore you more than anything ♪

Charlie: *spoken* Dad, I don't need you to protect me from this.

Lucifer: I just don't want you to be crushed by them like- Like I was.

Charlie: Dad... ♪ When I was young, I didn't really know you at all. ♪

In a flashback scene, a young Charlie saw her father by his workshop who looked all sad and moopy. He notices her and takes her into his lap to show her some magic. A silhouette of Lilith appears before taking Charlie away. Charlie looks at her father sadly while Lucifer gazes at her with sadness too.

♪ I always felt so small. ♪

♪ But I heard your stories and I was enthralled. ♪

♪ The tales about your lofty dreams, I listened breathlessly. ♪

♪ Imagining it could be me. ♪

♪ So in the end, it's the view I had of you, that showed me dreams can be worth fighting for ♪

Flashback ends to the present.

Y/n watches their father and daughter scene with interest.

♪ More than anything, more than anything. ♪

♪ I need to save my people more than anything. ♪

Lucifer: ♪ I've been dyin' to find out who you are. ♪

Charlie: ♪ I've been waiting, wanting the same thing. ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Looks like the apple doesn't fall far ♪

Charlie: ♪ Took you a while ♪

Lucifer: ♪ I've missed that smile ♪

Charlie and Lucifer: ♪ All that I'm hopin' ♪

♪ now that my eyes are open, is that we can start again, ♪

♪ not be pulled apart again

'Cause in the end, You are part of who I am. ♪

Lucifer: ♪ I'll support your dream, whatever lies in store. ♪

Charlie: ♪ And who could ask for more? ♪

Lucifer: ♪ More than anything (Charlie: More than anything) ♪

♪ More than anything (Charlie: More than anything) ♪

Charlie and Lucifer: ♪ I'm grateful you're my (Charlie: father) /(Lucifer: daughter) more than anything. More than anything. ♪

As the song ends, Lucifer, Y/n, and Charlie returns to the lobby after traveling across the dimension to a mystical place. Pentious was teary after seeing the sweet tendered moment between Lucifer and Charlie.] Sir Pentious: *spoken* Aww, that was ssssweet

Lucifer: Okay, I can get you the meeting, but once you're in Heaven, I won't be able to go with you. Will you be ok?

Charlie: I'll be fine.

Lucifer: That's my girl. *sighs* Good luck kiddo.

And with that, Lucifer turns into a violet red mist before disappearing away from the lobby. Vaggie comes over to talk to Charlie and Y/n with uncertainty.

Y/n looks to the two.

Vaggie: This next part is going to be scary. You ready?

Charlie: I'm ready, *hugs Vaggie* cause you and Y/n will be with me.

Vaggie looks reluctant, hoping she does not mean 'physically being in heaven'.

Y/n just looks confused by as if they're actually all going to Heaven.

Vaggie: In spirit, right?

Y/n: Or in person?

Charlie: In Heaven.

Y/n: Okay then.

Vaggie: Yay!

Vaggie's face winced at the thought of going to Heaven and tells that it was not going to be a very good thing, especially when her face saids, "Shit..." as Y/n just wonders in deep thought of how it will be like up there as the episode ends.

A while later, Y/n texts Tom about her day.

"Hey, babe." She texts.

"Hey, baby." He texts back.

"How was your day?" She texted.

"It was okay for once. Thank God. And how yours, baby?" He texts back.

"Mine was alright. But I'm going to help Charlie with something. And going to see Heaven itself too." She texted back to him.

"What?! Heaven?! Really?!" He texts.

"Yeah. Heaven." She texted.

"Oh God. Well, that's worrying. Are you sure you wanna go up there with her, baby?" He texts back in question.

"I'm sure, babe. Charlie is my bestie. And I'd do anything to help with with her dream." Y/n texted back confidently.

"Well, alright, baby. If it's for your bestie, you have to. Just please be safe. I love you so much." He texted back.

"I swear I will, babe." She texts back.

"I love you, my owl princess." He texts.

"I love you back, my loving sinner." She texts back.

She puts down her phone while thinking in deep thought.

While thinking of how will Heaven be like when she and her two best friends are there when they show up in Heaven.

Chapter 26: Welcome To Heaven

Y/n had told her family she was going to visit Heaven today and made to let them know before she left. Her dad was nervous, her sister was concerned, and her mom didn't like the idea. But she convinced them that she would be fine and would return safely with Charlie and Vaggie. They eventually agreed and let her go but said for her to be safe.

"Y/n, my starlight, please be safe." Stolas said as he hugged her.

"Stay safe and come back to us safely, N/n." Via said to her too.

"I don't like this idea one bit! The princess and you going up to Heaven. That's fucking ridiculous. But stay safe while you're there." Stella said with a stern but kind tone to her daughter.

Stolas and Octavia hug Y/n but Stella watches with a look of concern. Once Stolas and Via pull away, Stella briefly hugs Y/n as well. Y/n gives her family a slight smile.

"I will, mom and dad and Via." She said with a determined look.

She went later to head out to see her bestie and Vaggie on their mission.

The episode begins with Vaggie and Charlie in their room with Y/n there helping out. Charlie is packing clothes into a suitcase while Vaggie and Y/n sit on the bed, looking troubled because Charlie is overpacking a lot of things to the point she has a closet-sized suitcase, a guitar case, two extra large suitcase luggage, and a small handbag.

Y/n stared wide eyed at how much she had.

Charlie: Ok, I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket- wait, does it rain in Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, you're only going to heaven for a few hours.

Y/n: It's only for a couple of hours, Charlie, there's no need to worry about it like that.

Charlie stands up and paces a bit.

Charlie: Vaggie, Y/n, we are only going to heaven for a day. And I just want to be prepared! It's our last chance to convince heaven a soul can be redeemed.

Vaggie: Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that…thing.

Charlie: What thing?

Vaggie: The thing with the.. thing uhm.. fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar.

Charlie takes Vaggie's hand.

Charlie: Vaggie, you're my partner, I need you there with me.

Vaggie: *sighs* Fine.

Charlie: And Y/n, you're my bestie. I really need you there.

Y/n: Yeah, I'll be by your side, Charlie.

Charlie: Yes!!

Charlie hugs and kisses Vaggie's cheek and then hugs Y/n. The scene then changes to the main hotel room, as Angel Dust stumbles into the lounge with exhaustion.

Angel Dust: Oh, fuck.

Niffty pokes her head out of a plant pot with a feather duster before coming down to see him.

Niffty: You look messy! What happened to you?

Angel Dust: It's who happened to me, and the answer is everyone! Twice. Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. The absolute dickbag. UGH!

While Angel is explaining this, he pulls his hands back to straighten his backside with crackles of bone being popped. He collapses on the couch to rest or sleep for the night. Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie come into the scene with Vaggie holding two luggage suitcase with all of a sudden, the wall explodes, freaking Angel out of the couch. Angel gets annoyed that it's the second or third time the same wall that was fixed was blown up again.

Angel Dust: Argh! What the fuck is with that wall?!

An female outline appears from the red smoke in the now-destroyed hole on the wall, holding a bomb in her hands.

Cherri Bomb: What up, hoes! [laughs]

Angel Dust hears the laughter and immediately gets up from the couch with excitement.

Angel Dust: Holy shit! Cherri Bomb?! Long time no see, baby!

Cherri jumps into the room.

Cherri Bomb: Angie, ya bitch! You been texting me depressin' shit all day! Figured we could tear shit up like old times. It's been fucking forever!

Y/n: Wow, you look pretty cool.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks, I'm Cherri Bomb. What's your name, chick?

Y/n: I'm Y/n Goetia.

Cherri Bomb: Cool, pleased to meet you, your highness.

Y/n: Same.

Cherri senses Charlie coming up behind her and gives the bomb to Charlie.

Cherri Bomb: Here, hold this.

Charlie freaks out and plays hot potato with the bomb.

Charlie: Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Charlie tosses the bomb back and forth in her hands until Vaggie takes it.

Vaggie: Nope, gimme that.

Vaggie throws the bomb out of the oh-so broken wall and said bomb explodes 'safely'.

Angel Dust: I love seein' ya Cherri, but I'm too tired. I need to pass out.

Angel tries falling back down onto the couch, but Cherri catches and pulls him up.

Cherri Bomb: Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! Come on, what you really need is a recharge! A reinvigoration, a re—

Charlie: Responsible night on the town! That is a great idea! Hi! *shakes Cherri's hand* Charlie! That's my wall that you just blew up. It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends! Aagh! He never brings anyone around.

Cherri Bomb: *snorts* Wonder why.

Charlie: [obliviously] Yeah, me too. Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard, I think they deserve to have a little fun.

Cherri Bomb: W-w-wait, they?

Charlie waves over to Husk and Niffty. Husk doesn't seem to care much, but Niffty is shaking so fast that shaking rattling sounds can be heard from her body.

Charlie: Yeah! Hi, everyone! Angel and his friend are taking you all out for a night of fun and relaxation!

Cherri mistakes Charlie's suggestion and tries to make her understand.

Cherri Bomb: Wait, I'm only here for Ang—

Charlie hands Cherri Bomb a large stack of money.

Cherri Bomb: —Ooh! Never mind, Let's Go!

Charlie: Make sure they have the best time tonight! Anyway, the portal to Heaven should be opening right about…

Just as Charlie predicted, the portal to Heaven opens in the middle of the lounge.

Charlie: [Screams with delight] Now!

Charlie grabs Vaggie with both arms and throws into her into the portal, and as she steps a foot inside and Y/n walks beside her, she turns back to the guests and workers with Cherri Bomb, waving them goodbye for the day.

Charlie: Bye!!

Y/n just smiles to her.

Charlie and Y/n enter the portal and vanish on the spot just before Sir Pentious walks by with a drink in his mouth. He notices Cherri Bomb and spits out his drink in shock

Sir Pentious: Well! If it isn't my arch-nemesis! Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb?

Sir Pentious doesn't notice one of Charlie's discarded luggage in his way and ends up tripping over while Cherri Bomb doesn't seem to mind about him.

Cherri Bomb: Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I gotta drag your sorry asses along.

Cherri Bomb takes out a piece of gum and starts chewing. Sir Pentious hears her well, and is flustered by Cherri's suggestion. He immediately goes over to her and seemed nervous while Cherri faces him and blows a bubble.

Sir Pentious: Oh, oh, you and me are going out like for fun? I… I didn't think this would ever happen. *panicked* What-What do I do? What-What do I wear?

Sir Pentious grabs Cherri's shoulder for suggestion, but she doesn't like Sir Pentious touching her and grabs his claw to the point it seemed like she's crushing it.

Cherri Bomb: Don't fuckin' touch me, ya munted dickhead.

And with that, Cherri leaves behind the flustering Sir Pentious who is blushing red after Cherri touched his hand.

The scene cuts in front of the golden gates of Heaven where Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie are shown to be outside as the portal closes behind them.

Charlie: Vaggie, Y/n, look at this place! It's so clean! Isn't that amazing?

Y/n looks around and is amazed by what she sees up there.

Y/n: Wow, Heaven looks real...amazing.

Vaggie: *sarcastically* Yup, super cool. Heaven. Wow.

Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie approach the front desk where St. Peter pops up from behind his desk.

St. Peter: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, please?

Charlie: Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar!

Peter opens the book of reservations that are supposed to be a list of names they've cataloging for those who are to enter heaven.

St. Peter: Charlie Morningstar, hmm, *mumbling names from list* I'm not seeing you on my list here, that's so odd.

Charlie: Uh, um, my dad got me this meeting, so maybe...

St. Peter: [in background] Oh, Dad! Okay!

Charlie: Try Lucifer... Morning... star?

Peter realizes who Lucifer is.

St. Peter: Oh, fuck! *nervously* Yeah, hoooo, hehehe. Yikes, am I right? Are you sure you're in the right place? Because I think you might be a little lost.

Peter nervously flies down from the desk to Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie. Vaggie is unamused of St. Peter, crossing her arms in disappointment. Y/n just slightly tilts her head.

Vaggie: Oh, here we go.

Charlie: No, uh… we're, we're here for a meeting.

Y/n: Like a visit.

Just then, high above the three of them, Sera and Emily suddenly appear in their angelic forms before turning into their humanoid forms as they land in front of Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie.

Sera: St. Peter. We can take it from here. Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. I am Sera, the high seraphim of heaven. [Emily squeals and laughs in excitement.] You are gifted to be here.

Emily comes forward to greet them.

Emily: Hi! I'm Emily, the other seraphim, though you can call me Em! Emmy, E, whatever you want, I go by whatever. *giggles* Welcome to Heaven!

Peter flies overhead to get the gates open and starts to sing as "Welcome to Heaven" begins. The gates open to reveal to Charlie, Y/n, and the unamused Vaggie the world of Heaven, a beautiful, clean paradise that is the complete opposite of Hell. Even the angels look completely different than the demons.

St. Peter: Dearly beloved, it is my pleasure to say onto thee...♫ Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫

St. Peter: ♫ Where the virtuous reside, 24/7, oh oh! ♫

♫ People are happy that they died, 'cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries, no strife. It's the perfect afterlife! Welcome to Heaven, oh oh! ♫

St. Peter flies amongst many advertisements in Heaven.

♫ Check out our sick decor! The spirits leaven, oh! ♫

♫ Please keep your brimstone off the floor, we've got the best and brightest, the politest of the lot. ♫

St. Peter flies and poses into a male angels arms, surrounded by many other angels.

♫ And ev-ery-one is hooot! ~♫

Emily: ♫ Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around. After you see our realm, you'll never wanna go back down! ♫

Sera: ♫ Of course it is just temporary, I'm sorry you can't stay. ♫

Emily and St. Peter grab hands and fly up together, before falling back down and posing with some other angels.

St. Peter and Emily: ♫ 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day! Welcome to Heaven! ♫

St. Peter: ♫Yeah!♫ [He pants after finishing the song]

Charlie, Y/n, Vaggie, and Emily run hurriedly, unexpectedly passing Adam, who is drinking a soda, and Lute. They both immediately pause as they see Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie.

Adam: Holy fucking shit balls, am I seeing who I think I'm seeing?

Lute: What is she and her friend doing here? How did they even get up here?

Adam: Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now.

Adam goes to challenge Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie, but Lute stops him.

Lute: Wait! You want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone?

Adam: Better than waiting for the fucking extermination!

Lute immediately grabs Adam by his collar and pulls him to shush him harshly.

Lute: SHHH. Sir, what was the Seraphim's one rule?

Adam: Uuughhh, "No one but the exorcists can know about the exterminations". I know, fine. *slurps drink* Don't fucking shush me, bitch.

Just before they can settle this, Sera suddenly appears behind them both, teleporting them to an office-like building with just one sway of her wings. The light goes white on the screen before reappearing to show Adam and Lute being confronted by a stern Sera.

Sera: You should listen to your lieutenant, Adam.

Adam turns around and looks at Sera with shock.

Adam: Fuck! Sera! You can't sneak up on a guy like that, jeez.

Lute: Your highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here?

Sera: Well, you failed to control the demons' unrest, and now Lucifer is involved, setting up an audience for his misguided daughter and her friend. I never would have agreed to your...*Adam slurps his soda drink* 'yearly activities' if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.

Adam: What do you want from me? I'm just one guy.

Sera: I want you to do whatever you need to do to keep this problem from getting any worse. Are we clear?

Adam: *sighs* Yeah. Got it.

Vaggie, Y/n, and Charlie are shown in their hotel room, Vaggie putting their big tons of luggage down as Charlie sits on the bed excitedly as Y/n sits beside her.

Charlie: Okay, I love Heaven! Vaggie, Y/n, did you two see the ice cream shop? They had sprinkles made of rainbows!

Vaggie: Those are just rainbow sprinkles.

Y/n: Those look colorful.

Charlie: *stands up excitedly* Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! You two coming?

Y/n gets excited, as she loves animals.

Y/n: Oh, I want to! I love animals.

Vaggie: Uh, I need a break. But hug a koala for me.

Y/n and Charlie hold their hands linked together in excitement.

Y/n: I'm actually real excited now! Koalas are adorable!

Charlie: O.M.G! Can you imagine an actual koala? *squeals happily* See you later, Vaggie!

Charlie and Y/n zip right out of the door, leaving Vaggie alone for herself. She lays on the bed and sighs, but there is a knock on the door a second later. She answers it, revealing Adam, barging right in to greet her.

Adam: Hey there, Vag-asaurus!

Vaggie: Charlie and Y/n will be back soon, you need to get out, now.

Adam enters the room, Lute behind him.

Adam: I'm not looking for the blonde or her owl friend, babe. I'm looking for you.

Vaggie: Why?

Adam: Maybe 'cuz you left the band. You tried for a solo career, or I guess it's more of a... duet.

Vaggie: I don't know what you're talking about.

Adam: Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls just cuz you're out of uniform?

Vaggie immediately grows pale when she realizes how Adam has never forgotten her. A flashback cuts to show a past Extermination. Exorcists come flying down with swords and spears as they hunt and kill every Demon Sinners they find. Screams can be heard as many demons are being massacred by the Angels. An Exorcist flies down and kills a demon, before taking her helmet off, revealing it to be Vaggie with a shorter haircut.

Adam: (voiceover) You were on the front lines, I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. It's why I named you after the best thing ever. Vaggie.

Adam mispronounces it.

Cuts back to the present with the annoyed Vaggie.

Vaggie: Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie.

Vaggie pronounces it right.

Adam: Hmmmmm- no. Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you?

Cuts to a flashback of the Extermination. As Exorcists kills a demon, a sinner child is running away while being chased by a vicious Vaggie as an Exorcist. The child runs into an alleyway where he reaches a dead end. He turns, and starts crying where he is prepared to meet his demise. However, Vaggie hesitates, seeing the innocent child right before her eyes crying in fear. She reconsiders her decision.

Vaggie: [whispering] Go, run. Now!

The sinner child flees from Vaggie right before Lute's shadow appears behind her. Vaggie realizes she has been spotted, dropping her spear before Lute stabs her eye out. Vaggie screams in pain. Her eye falls before Lute steps on it. She steps on Vaggie.

Lute: Sinful filth like you has NO place in Heaven.

Lute brings up Vaggie's head and rips her wings off. Vaggie pants as she watched Adam appear before her in a shadow silhouette before Lute throws her discarded wings away and sword before she and Adam leave with her halo. The scene then changes to Vaggie stumbling down an alleyway, now with only one eye. She collapses against a dumpster, before Charlie, in the past, spots her. She puts a bandage over her missing eye, and Vaggie smiles. In return, Charlie smiles back.

Adam: To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 'Grats on that I guess.

The scene cuts back to the present where Lute is disgusted of their relationship.

Lute: Their love is vile and blasphemous.

Adam: Hot as fuck though. But I wonder what your bitch would think if she and her owl friend found out you are actually one of us, hmmm?

Vaggie: What do you want?

Adam: Simple, you work for me again and at the hearing, you're gonna help me shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good.

Vaggie: Never!

Adam: Oh yeah, you know, that's totally cool. I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows that she's been fucking someone who's killed-- thousands of her people. I'm sure your relationship will be fine. And not mention your friendship with your owl friend, Y/n. See you in court!

Adam and Lute leaves the room.

The scene transitions to an angelic courtroom, where Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie are sat down. Adam walks by on his way to his seat with Lute.

Y/n: Oh no, it's him.

Charlie: Oh no, not him again!

Adam flies up and sits down beside Lute.

Adam: What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen.

Sera: We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel". Princess Morningstar?

Charlie: *sigh* Thank you, Seraphim. *clears throat* Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—

Adam: Objection, lame and unoriginal.

Sera: Sustained. No further dictionary references please.

Charlie: Right, ok, uh, uh… uhhmmmm…

Y/n gives her a dictionary and note cards to read through.

Y/n: *whispers* Use notes.

Charlie shuffles through multiple cards, all which have various dictionary references on.

Adam: If you have actual evidence, then show it already.

Charlie: We have a patron right now who is making incredible progress!

Adam: Who?

Charlie: Angel Dust.

Adam: Oh yeah, the porn demon. He's totally worth being redeemed. *blows raspberry*

Charlie: Well, if you know so much, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?

Y/n looks with interest and a raised eyebrow.

Y/n: Yeah, what does it take?

Adam: Uhmm… w-w-well… Uhh…

Sera: Is everything ok, Adam?

Adam: Give me a fucking minute, ok? *mutters*

Adam scrawls something down on a golden piece of paper, before teleporting it over to Vaggie.

Vaggie: *reading list* "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man". Are you fucking serious?

Y/n: I don't think it is.

Adam: Uh, yeah. Sure got me here, didn't it? *laughs nervously* Right, Sera?

Y/n just rolls her eyes at him.

Sera: He was the first human soul in Heaven...

Charlie: Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now!

Adam: Then let's fucking see it bruh! *snaps fingers*

A spying orb appears in the middle of the courtroom.

Charlie: Your honor, may I present: exhibit A.

Scene transitions to the nightclub Angel Dust and co. are at

Cherri Bomb: Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best?

Husk: I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club.

Sir Pentious: Niffty, dear, what are you doing?

Niffty: I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here!

Sir Pentious: That's because we're at a club, dear.

Niffty: Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! *giggles*

Sir Pentious leans over to Cherri Bomb.

Sir Pentious: Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink.

Cherri Bomb: *smugly* Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals?

Sir Pentious: Um… uhh… because I'm buying EVERYONE a drink!

Crowd: Free drinks! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: Good, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink.

Cherri Bomb: Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day, don't let him ruin your night too. *holds out three pills* Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing.

Husk: Here we go.

Cherri Bomb: Oh look! The drunk sobered up long enough to judge us.

Husk: I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? Be my guest. I just… *sighs* I just thought you were better than that.

Cherri Bomb: Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. Come on, Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long.

Angel Dust: I uhh… I don't know, it's been a long night and I don't need to go too wild.

Husk: *approvingly* Hmm.

Cherri Bomb: Come on, bitch. If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R, some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. Aw, fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh?

Sir Pentious slithers back into frame holding shots.

Angel Dust: I.. I guess?

Sir Pentious: Cherri, I bought you a shot. B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray! *chuckles*

Crowd: Yeah! Another drink! I love alcohol!

Angel Dust: *drinks shot* ah… Fuck it, let's do it.

Husk: *sighs*

Transitions back to the courtroom.

Adam: Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? The porn star chose a night of debauchery. That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven!

Charlie: Uhm, objection! Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends at the end of a hard day?

Adam: Uh, we don't have hard days? It's fucking Heaven, bitch. You seriously gonna sit there and pretend like this behavior is ok?

Charlie: *growls*

Y/n glares at him with her eyes beginning to turn red.

Adam: *To Vaggie, with malicious intent* What do you think?

Vaggie: I-I- I have to go the bathroom!

Vaggie rushes out of the courtroom.

Charlie: What? Vaggie, can you hold it?! *frustrated groan* Angel will make good decisions, come on! We have to keep watching! Please?

Y/n: It'll show him being good.

Sera: *sighs* Yeah, I don't know.

Emily: Yeah, let's give him a chance.

Sera: Very well, the court will allow it.

Charlie: Fuck yes! I mean… heh… thank you.

The scene transitions back to the club, where the gang have had multiple drinks. Cherri Bomb walks into frame with 5 shots.

Cherri Bomb: Round 12, motherfuckers! Heels are coming off!

Cherri Bomb sets the shots down on the table and hands them out to Husk, Angel and Sir Pentious.

Angel Dust: Ho ho yeah! Keep 'em comin'! Come on, right here! Come right here to daddy.

Sir Pentious: Oh, it's wonderful to have friends! *chuckles*

Niffty reaches across the table trying to reach her shot glass.

Niffty: Everything's spinny! *giggles*

Angel Dust: Ha, I think you're done, tiny.

Niffty: No! Gimme gimme gimme!

Cherri Bomb: Oh come on, bitch! She can handle a little more!

Angel Dust: She's like 10 pounds soaking wet and— oh shit, where'd she go?

Niffty is shoving other patrons' drinks into a sack.

Guys at a table: Hey! Fuck!

Niffty: Dirty, dirty! Make it CLEAN!

Angel Dust: Damn it, Niffty. Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. Niffty? Shit!

Niffty's digging through a supply closet.

Niffty: Chlorine…! Bleach…!

Cherri Bomb: Angie, the fuck you doin'? You're supposed to be relaxin', not playin' nanny!

Angel Dust: Look, she ain't used to this scene, I-I just don't want her to end up in the gutter like I used to.

Cherri Bomb: Pfft, whatever, nerd, just catch up when you're done.

Niffty: *laughing*

Angel picks Niffty up.

Angel Dust: STOP!! You can't take tha- GOD, Niff, why you bein' such a mess?!

Niffty: I'm... the mess? *Niffty starts crying*

Angel Dust: Oh, oh shit! Hey hey, Hey calm down. *Take deep breaths* You ain't a mess, it's fine..! Shh.. Hey, you wanna play with the kitty?

Niffty: *stops crying* yeah...

Angel puts Niffty on Husk's head while she giggles about it.

Husk: The fuck is this?

Angel Dust: She's wasted, just go with it.

Husk: Re-Really? *Sees Niffty playing with his ears and wings* Ugh, get the...

Scene changes to Sir Pentious falling off his seat and slithering over to Cherri Bomb at another table.

Sir Pentious: Ahh... HEY, wow!!!! Hey, so… I see the club has a sex room, so I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhm… do a… sssSEX with me?

Cherri: *snort* I'm sorry, why would we have sex?

Sir Pentious: Uh… Uh…uhm… because I'm having sex with everyone here! *laughs briefly before being grabbed*

Crowd cheers, before dragging Sir Pentious towards the 'sex room'. Many sets of eyes are visible inside.

Sir Pentious: Wait! *screams*

Cherri: You know, we can do this fucking shit every fuckin' night! You don't have to spend all your off hours "working on yourself", you little bitch.

Husk: The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's—

Angel Dust: Valentino.

Husk: Exactly. So why don't you-

Angel Dust: No, Valentino.

Camera pans to Valentino, still with a leg cast on him, at a large sofa-bench talking with some female demons.

Valentino: Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck? Ooh, I could make you a star.

Valentino groans again when his leg injury aches.

Angel Dust: Let's get the fuck outta here, okay? Come on.

Valentino: [in the background] Yeah, a star.

Angel Dust: Where's Niffty?

Valentino: Porn star. OK, yup, bring me another drink or I'll fucking kill you.

Niffty is seen running towards Valentino.

Niffty: Bad boy! *giggles*

Valentino: I said I'll fucking kill you, and I will.

Angel Dust: Excuse me. Pardon me. Get out of my way.

Angel tumbles onto the platform and grabs Niffty, who is still running in midair as Angel holds her.

Valentino: Holy shit, Angel Dust? What are you doing here, baby? You didn't get enough dick today?

Angel Dust: Funny.

Valentino: Who's this chiquita? You bringing me fresh meat?

Niffty attempts to bite Valentino's finger and he yelps.

Valentino: Oi!

Niffty: I just want a taste.

Valentino: Ehh, weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure!

Val groans in pain again from leg injury.

Angel stands up, still holding Niffty.

Angel Dust: Fuck off, Val.

Valentino: Excuse me?

Angel Dust: I said fuck off! I may have to put up with your bullshit, but you ain't fuckin' with any of my friends!

Valentino summons his red smoke chain and grabs Angel with it, pulling him close.

Valentino: You forget who you're talking to? I own you, bitch.

Angel Dust: Yeah, you do, in the studio. And you can do anything you want to me there, just like our deal says. But out here, I get to do what I want. So once again, FUCK. OFF.

Valentino smacks Angel, sending him tumbling to the side onto the ground. As Angel coughs and splutters blood from his mouth, Valentino walks over.

Valentino: Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, because I'm going to enjoy making you pay for it tomorrow.

Cherri: Fuckin' dickhead...

Angel stands up and walks back to his friends while wiping blood from his mouth.

Angel Dust: Fuck it. It was worth it.

Husk smiles and puts a hand on Angel's back as they walk off.

Husk: Way to go, kid.

Niffty appears tearing off a part of Valentino's fur.

Valentino: Ow! What the fuck?!?

Niffty: *chuckles* For my collection! *further chuckling* Wait up, guys!

Valentino then groans another time in pain from his leg injury again.

Valentino: *whispers to himself* Scary chicas.

Cherri: Did you just call these c**** your friends? Thought that was my job.

Angel Dust: There's room for everyone, and ya know… you could come crash with us too.

Cherri: Okay, look, Angie, I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, but you know me, bitch, I'm doin' just fine! In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? But if you need me, you know where to find me, yeah?

Sir Pentious: *panting* Is Cherri still here? [Cherri walks into the sex room with another demon.] Dammit!

Scene transitions back to the angelic courtroom.

Charlie: See! He did everything on your checklist! He was selfless, he stopped Niffty from stealing and he stuck it to that moth man!

Y/n: That's right.

She was secretly glad that she injured Valentino and his leg well and made him afraid of her.

Adam: Uhhh… well, uh… Then, then why isn't he here then? Hm?

Emily: Yeah, why isn't he here?

The angels observing the court all murmur together.

Charlie: Wait... none of you know what gets someone into Heaven?

Sera: *abruptly* This questioning stops now. We know when a soul arrives, we know when they pass divine judgment, it is our job to ensure these souls are safe.

Emily conjures Adam's list and looks over it. Three things on Adam's list are crossed out. You Didn't Know starts.

Emily: ♫ But she was right, Sera ♫

♫ She showed us a soul can improve ♫

Emily flies up and shows the orb with the scene of Angel defying Valentino.

♫ He saw the light, Sera ♫

♫Checked all the boxes that you said would ♫

Emily flies with the orb and asks the other angels observing the court.

♫ Prove a person deserves a second chance ♫

♫Now we turn our backs, no second glance?♫

Sera: ♫ It's not as simple as you think ♫

Emily flies back up to Sera, who takes her hands.

♫ Not everything is spelled in ink ♫

The camera turns back down to Charlie staring defiantly with Y/n beside her and Vaggie in the background.

Charlie: ♫ It's not fair, Sera ♫

Vaggie steps forward and puts a hand on Charlie's shoulder. As Y/n looks to them.

Vaggie: ♫ Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head... ♫

Charlie pulls away and looks at Sera.

Charlie: ♫ No! Don't you care, Sera?♫

♫ That just because someone is dead♫

♫ It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways ♫

The orb shows multiple images of Angel and the others.

♫ Turn the page ♫

♫ Escape infernal blaze ♫

Sera: ♫ I 'm sure you wish it could be so ♫

♫ But there's a lot that you don't know ♫

Camera turns to Lute and Adam's seat abruptly.

Lute: ♫ What are we even talkin' about? ♫

♫ Some crack-whore who fucked up already? ♫

♫ He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth ♫

Lute stands up and puts her Exorcist mask on.

♫This discussion is senseless and petty♫

Both Adam and Lute fly up in front of Charlie, before flying over to and landing on the orb. Y/n glares at them.

Lute and Adam: ♫There's no question to be posed♫

♫He's unholy, case closed♫

♫ Did you forget that "Hell is forever"? ♫

Adam: ♫ A man only lives once ♫

♫ We'll see you in one month♫

Adam flies off of the orb and gets closer to Charlie, who briefly turns into her full demon form. Y/n's turns slightly red again.

♫ Gotta say, I can't wait to ♫

Sera: Adam...

Adam: ♫ Come down and exterminate you! ♫

Emily: Wait!

Adam: Shit!

Emily: ♫ What are you saying? ♫

♫ Let me get this straight ♫

Emily flies down and lands in front of the orb, which now displays an silhouette of an exorcist standing among frames, staring sadly.

♫ You go down there and kill those poor souls? ♫

Charlie: ♫ You didn't know? ♫

Adam: Whoops!

Lute: ♫ Guess the cat's out of the bag... ♫

Adam: ♫ What's the big deal?♫

Emily looks up at Sera.

Emily: ♫ Sera, tell me that you didn't know ♫

Sera: ♫ I thought, since I'm older ♫

♫ It's my load to shoulder ♫

Emily: No!

Sera flies down to Emily and takes her hands.

Sera: ♫ You have to listen ♫

♫ It was such a hard decision ♫

♫ I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to ♫

Sera takes Emily's hand and forces a smile, the fire from the orb reflecting in her eyes.

♫ Do what was required ♫

Emily: ♫ To think that I admired you ♫

Emily tugs out of Sera's grip and flies upwards.

♫ Well, I don't need your condescension ♫

♫ I'm not a child to protect ♫

Emily turns in the air and questions Sera directly, before she lands in front of the orb next to Charlie.

♫ Was talk of virtue just pretension? ♫

♫ Was I too naïve to expect you ♫

♫ To heed the morals you're purveying? ♫

Charlie: ♫ That's what the fuck I've been saying! ♫

Both Charlie and Emily fly onto the orb as the camera spins.

Charlie and Emily: ♫ If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie! ♫

Sera: Emily!

Charlie and Emily: ♫ If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky ♫

Emily and Charlie fly off the orb and move out of the way, showing an Exorcist murdering a demon.

♫ The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say ♫

♫ When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again ♫

The members of the court are shown to be horrified.

Y/n also stares in shock of demons actually getting killed by angels for fun.

Charlie: ♫ I was told not to trust in angels ♫

Adam walks nearer to Vaggie.

Adam: ♫ By her? ♫

Lute leans on Vaggie's shoulder.

Lute: ♫ Ha! She should know ♫

Vaggie walks over to Charlie, who takes her hands. Y/n stands by Charlie's side.

Vaggie: ♫ We should go ♫

Charlie: ♫ No! Don't you see? ♫

♫ We've come so close ♫

The camera cuts to an above view, showing the angels all talking together and Emily refusing to listen to Sera.

♫ Look at them fighting; they're at each other's throats ♫

Adam: ♫ Don't you act all high and mighty ♫

♫ Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar? ♫

Adam walks through the gap between Charlie, Y/n,  and Vaggie and approaches the orb.

Vaggie: ♫ Don't, Adam, please! ♫

Adam: ♫ What's the fuss? ♫

♫ Why hide the fact that you're an angel ♫

Adam sinisterly turns while Lute grabs Vaggie and pulls her over to them.

♫ Just like us?♫

The orb shows Vaggie in the past as an Exorcist, a shadow falling over the darkened courtroom as she spreads her wings.

Song ends.

Charlie falls to her knees in disbelief as Vaggie runs to her and Emily settles back by Sera. Y/n stood by Charlie's side protectively.

Sera: *Inhales to keep composure* I'm sorry... but this court finds that there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed.

Adam: Oh, FUCK, YES!! I WIN!!! SUCK IT BITCHES. You better save the date c****, 'cause we're coming to your hotel FIRST.

Adam snaps his fingers, reopening the portal to Hell.

Charlie: What... NO!! NO!! You can't-

Vaggie: You... Motherfu-

Charlie and Vaggie scream as they are transported back to Hell through the portal. Y/n uses a shield on herself to stop herself from being taken away.

Emily: Charlie!! Don't give up on this! I'll figure something out, I promise!

As Y/n stood there unfazed, she flipped everyone in the room off.

Y/n: Fuck you.

Then she used a portal herself to teleport her back to hell safely.

Everyone just stared at how she did that.

Sera: That was uncalled for, Adam. And that girl is very... peculiar.

Adam: Yeah, But did you see the looks on their fucking faces, it was.... d-d- *stammers* Sorry....

He, Lute, and Emily secretly wondered how Y/n did that as well.

The court, Adam, and Lute fly away.

Emily: Extermination...of human souls!? Demon or not there is NO reason to be doing this!

Sera: They were uprising, Emily! It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs. And it's your position to keep them happy and joyful.

Sera leans forward, putting her hands on Emily's shoulders.

Emily: How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?

Sera: Heaven needs us, Emily. Everyone looks to us... and we can't doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect. Please.... if you start to question... you could end up like Lucifer: Fallen. I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate, so please, let me worry about this, ok?

Sera kisses Emily's forehead.

Sera: I'm sorry.

Sera walks away. Saddened, Emily puts a hand on Adam's list gently, as the episode ends.

As soon as Y/n teleported herself safely back to hell, she sees Charlie and Vaggie there too.

"Hey, guys." Y/n said to them.

"Y/n! You're back too. But how did you get here?" Charlie asked as she hugged her bestie.

"Teleportation magic. I'm getting the hang of it real well." Y/n answered.

"Well, what'll we do now? Our plan didn't work." Charlie replied sadly.

Y/n looks and puts a comforting hand on Charlie's shoulder.

"We'll figure something out. I just know it." She replied back.

They both hug each other.

After what happened that day, Y/n went back the manor.

Once she arrived, her whole family came to see her.

"Y/n, my little starlight, you're back safe and sound." Stolas said in a happy tone as he hugged his daughter.

"I knew you would be okay, N/n." Via said with a smile as she hugged her too.

"I'm glad those angels didn't do anything to you." Stella said.

She simply just patted her shoulder with a brief smile before going back to her stern demeanor.

"Yeah, I'm back, mom and dad and Via." Y/n said with a smile.

They all shared a somewhat close family moment together.

After their moment, Y/n went back to her room and texted Tom how it went and that she was safely back.

"Hey, babe. I made it safely back." She texted.

"Baby! You're back and you're safe from Heaven! I'm so glad my owl princess is back." He texted back.

"I am too, my loving sinner." She texts.

"God, I love you, my little owl princess." He texted her.

"I love you too, my little loving sinner." She texted him back.

The couple kept texting how much they loved each other the whole time.

They shared their more expressively.

Y/n deeply thought about how Heaven was like once again.

Chapter 27: Seeing The Family

One day, Y/n had invited Tom over to meet her family. As like a little get together to know each other, and to see Y/n's boyfriend themselves. She had sent a message and called him to come over for a day. And he agreed, eagerly willing to his girlfriend's family himself too. Once they both received each other's messages, they decided that this day would be a nice day for it.

Y/n texted him when he would arrive at the Manor.

"Hey, babe." She said on her text.

"Hey, baby." He said on his text back.

"You know where I live and where you're headed, right, babe?" She said on her text.

"Yeah. I remember, babe. The Goetia Manor. Right, baby?" He said back in his text.

"Right, babe." She answered on her text.

"Got it, see ya when I get there, baby." He texted.

"Alright, babe." She texted back.

She then told her family that Tom would be coming soon. They all prepared to look presentable for Y/n's official boyfriend. While at the same time, Y/n got herself ready as well.

She made sure she would look her best when he arrived.

After a couple of hours, Tom had arrived at the Goetia Manor, looking prepared to meet Y/n's parents.

"This is it, Tom. You're gonna see Y/n's parents. You got this. I got this." Tom said.

He then walks to the front door. He takes a deep breath. And then he knocks on the door.

After a moment, the front door opens.

An imp butler opens the door.

"Hello, how may I help you, sir?" He said to Tom.

"I'm uh looking for Y/n. I'm her boyfriend, Tom Trench. Is she here?" He asks.

"Yes, she's here. Wait here, and I'll let her and her family know your here." The imp butler replies and takes his leave back inside.

Tom waited and then Stolas came to the front door.

They both looked at each other.

"H-hello." Tom said in greeting.

"Hello. I'm Stolas Goetia. You must be Tom Trench, right?" Stolas said as he greeted him.

"Yes, that's me, sir." Tom replied.

Stolas then nods and smiles to him.

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Tom. You look like a nice young man for my daughter." Stolas replies back.

"You too, sir." Tom replies back.

"And if you do anything to harm or upset her..." Stolas began saying.

His four eyes then glowed red threateningly.

"I'LL MAKE SURE I'LL END YOU IN THE WORST WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE." Stolas said demonically.

Tom look terrified.

"I-I-I understand, sir." He replied nervously.

Stolas's eyes then stopped glowing red and then returned to his happy demeanor.

"Good then. We're an understanding then." He said cheerfully as if nothing happened.

Then Octavia and Stella showed up at the front door as well.

They both look at him.

"So you're my sister's boyfriend, Tom, huh?" Via said to him.

"Yes, I am." Tom replies nervously.

Via nods.

"I'm Octavia. And do anything to my sister, I'll make sure your life is a living nightmare." She tells him with a stern look.

He nods back.

"Yes, miss." He responds.

Stella just looks to him.

"I'm Stella." She simply said.

"Yes, ma'am." He replied.

Tom felt a little awkward being in front of the three Goetia family members.

Thankfully, for Tom, Y/n then showed up at the the front door.

"Hey, babe. You're here." Y/n said with a smile as she saw him.

"Hey, baby. I'm glad I'm here with you too." Tom said back as soon as he saw her too.

They went to each other with a hug and shared a peck on the lips.

"Mom, dad, and Via, this is Tom, my boyfriend that I was telling you about." Y/n said to her family.

"Hello, your highnesses." Tom said in greeting to her family.

Stolas smiled back to him, Via just nodded back, and Stella just continued staring with her usual stern look.

"Splendid, let's head inside and get to know each other." Stolas said.

As they all awkwardly went inside, they all got in the living room and got to know each other.

Y/n's family got to know about Tom. Like how his his job is a news reporter head anchor on a TV channel, his personal likes and dislikes, his background, how he makes a living, and how much he loves Y/n.

Tom got to know about Y/n's family. Like how they're of royal status and how they live like, their personal likes and dislikes, that their favorite dish is rats and voles, their royal background, how they live by domain over the stars and galaxies and cosmology, and how much Y/n loves him.

Tom was interested in many of these personal facts about Y/n's family like their royal status, and background, and what they have domain over. However he got a little nauseous about their diet, but tried to get over it. All the while, the three family members got to know him as he did. Stolas with happiness for his daughter, Via with slight curiosity, and Stella with her usual stern look.

At the same time with with Y/n and Tom showing boys of their love while holding hands, cuddling close, and pecks on the lips.

Stolas found it adorable, Via just blinked at their love, and Stella just crossed her arms and looked away.

Stella still didn't like the idea of her daughter dating a sinner but tried to put up with it for her own daughter.

After getting to know each other for the day, Tom suggested he should get going after meeting Y/n's parents and sister.

"It was nice getting to know you, young Tom. Goodbye for now." Stolas said to him.

"Yeah, same." Via tells him as well.

"Hm. What they said." Stella just said and looks away.

"Uh, thanks, your highnesses. It was nice getting to know you all yoo." Tom replied to all of them.

"One moment. Let's take a picture." She said.

She takes a picture of them as a couple together on her phone.

They loved how it looked.

"I love you, my loving sinner." Y/n said as she cuddles him.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back to her with one last cuddle.

They share one last one kiss together, before Tom left and Y/n and her family went back inside.

Stolas turned to her.

"What a nice young man you have, my owlet. I'm glad you love him." He said with a bright smile.

"Yeah, I think so too, N/n." Via also said with a slight smile.

"I suppose so too." Stella said too with little interest before turning and leaving to another room.

"I'm glad you guys like him then." Y/n said to them.

Stolas and Via have her hug, happy for her.

She just smiled and hugged them back.

She was actually glad her family got to know Tom and he got to know them too for a whole day.

Chapter 28: Ozzie's

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She was also texting Y/n at the same time. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' Grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and… clean this blood off.

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.

Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.

Loona: (voicemail) Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.

Blitzo: Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.

Blitzo ends the voicemail and smirks. The scene cuts to several flickering neon signs. Then it zooms out to the front of Ozzie's and cuts to Moxxie and Millie walking inside the building. Blitzo attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer, Jesse, pulls him aside.

Jesse: Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. I'm with those two.

Jesse: This club is for couples only.

Blitzo: It's what?

Jesse: No date, no reservation, no entry.

Blitzo looks up and down at Jesse, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date, instead.

Blitzo: ...Y-you know, *bats eyes* you have really nice eyes, daddy?

He gets thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. Blitzo pops up out of the trash.

Blitzo: You fucking prude! *Flips him off behind his back*

He gets out, his tail gets caught, and he ends up on top of trash bags. He crosses his arms and smiles. It cuts to Stolas in his mansion's dining area, pouring milk into his cereal. He groans as it shows him sitting at an empty table. He carries his bowl to a couch where Y/n is already watching tv with a bowl of cereal herself and Stolas covers himself with a blanket. Stolas turns on the TV to "Hell-a-Novela" and slumps down with his daughter beside him.

Y/n: I love this show.

Stolas: I know you do, starlight. Let's watch it together.

Gabriella: Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?

Stolas and Y/n: That's a mood, Gabriella.

Stolas eats a spoonful of cereal.

The telephone rings. Smoke comes out and says "Blitzy is calling". Stolas realizes and slightly chokes but then scrambles over to the phone, as Y/n looks at him, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process.

Stolas: One moment, starlight.

Y/n: Alright, dad.

She continues watching the novella as Stolas answers the phone.

Stolas: Helloo? Hello, Blitzy?

Blitzo: Stolas, heyyy. You-uh, shit… you busy tonight?

Stolas: Umm, why do you ask?

Blitzo: I was wondering if you… wanna come with me to a club tonight?

Stolas: Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy? *blushing and his pupils turn into hearts*

Blitzo: I-yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to Lust?

Stolas: I can be ready in twenty! Oh, I came up with an idea, Blitzy. Is it okay if my daughter Y/n comes with us with her own date as well.

Blitzo: Uh yeah, sure. If she and her date want to come with us.

Stolas: Splendid, I'll tell her right now.

Blitzo: Alright, fantastic. See you two soon.

Stolas: I'll see you, Blitzy~

Stolas hangs up the phone and then turns to his daughter.

Stolas: Y/n, my owlet. Blitzy invited me out on a special date tonight at Ozzie's. And I was wondering if you and your boyfriend Tom would like to come with us.

Y/n turns to him.

Y/n: You and Blitzo are going out on a special date tonight to some place and you're asking me if me and Tom would like to come with you two?

Stolas: Yes, my owlet.

Y/n: I don't know, dad.

Stolas: Please, my owlet? It could be like a double date. And it's only for one night.

Her dad looked like he was excited for her to come with him.

Y/n thought about this.

Y/n: Well, alright. But I'll have to ask Tom about it too.

Stolas: Wonderful! I'll be getting ready as you will too, owlet. I'll see you two over there.

Y/n: Okay then, dad.

Y/n left to her room to get ready herself.

Stolas pulls out an outfit, transitioning to him putting on eyeliner, looking in the mirror. He turns around and puts on blush.

Y/n texted Tom about the date.

"Hey, babe." She texted.

"Hey, baby." He texted back.

"My dad invited me to come with him to a special place because his boyfriend invited him out on a special date tonight at Ozzie's. And he was wondering if you and I would like to come with them tonight for a double date. Is it alright with you?" She said on her text.

"Of course, babe. I'm fine with that." He texted back.

"Cool. I'll get ready and come over to you in a bit then, babe." She then texts.

"Okay, baby. I'll see ya in a bit." He texted her back.

"See ya, babe." She texts back.

She then gets ready for the night out. She wears a blue and purple dress with stars on it, a black cardigan, black high heel boots like her sister Via's, her gold bracelet, her blue silver necklace, and her crown tiara beanie. She brushes and combs her hair and lets it down and puts a star hair clip on it. She then puts on a light amount of makeup like blush, eye shadow, eye liner, expensive perfume, and mascara.

Once she looks at herself in the mirror, she found herself looking pretty and presentable.

"I look good then. I think I'm ready to see Tom now." She said to herself.

She got her phone with her and opened a portal to teleport herself over to where Tom was.

Once she teleported to where Tom was, he was waiting patiently and already had dressed up well.

He was wearing a blue suit, a red tie, his usual gloves, his blonde hair was slick and brushed, and was wearing cologne.

They both looked to each other with deep blushes as soon as they saw each other dressed real well.

"Wow, you look really handsome, babe." She said to him.

"Thanks, baby. You look absolutely gorgeous too." He said while blushing.

"Thanks, babe. You're too adorable." She replied with a giggle.

They came over and gave each other a deep kiss.

They cuddled close together.

Then they looked at each other's eyes.

"Ready to head out, babe?" She asked him.

"I am, baby." He answered.

"Let's head out then, babe." She said.

She creates a portal to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring.

They held hands as they both went in the portal together hand in hand.

It switches over to Blitzo pacing back and forth on a street.

Blitzo: Come on, come on, come on…

Stolas arrives and steps through a glowing portal behind Blitzo.

Stolas: Oh, Blitzy. I'm here~

A spotlight appears on Blitzo.

Blitzo: Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?

Stolas: *chuckles as he fixes his suit* W-well, I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all. And N/n should be coming along soon with her boyfriend as well.

They both walk off together, holding hands.

Blitzo: Oh yeah, I guess this is, huh.

Jesse: You, again? Beat it, shithea-

Stolas: Ahem, do we have a problem?

Jesse: ...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness. Uh, please go right in.

Blitzo pops out behind the curtain and flips off the bouncer before going inside.

A portal opens and both Y/n and Tom then exits out of it as it closes.

Y/n: We're here.

Tom: This is the Lust Ring. It's really...uh...different.

Y/n: Yeah, each of the seven rings of hell are like that in many ways.

Tom: That's interesting.

Y/n: I guess it is, babe.

Tom: Okay then, baby.

They both walk off together hand in hand to the front.

The bouncer Jesse looks to Tom and gets upset seeing him.

Jesse: Wait a minute, are you a sinner?

Tom: Uh...

Jesse: You shouldn't be here. Beat it-

He then sees Y/n and his eyes grew wide as she looks to him.

Y/n: Ahem, is there a problem?

Jesse: ...Oh! *Bows his head* Uh, Princess Y/n, my apologies, your highness. Uh, please go right in.

They both begin to head in.

Tom glares at Jesse and flips him off before going inside.

Blitzo and Stolas enter Ozzie's and find a table.

Stolas: *gasps* Oh, MY! Oh, no; No, but, yes! Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?

Blitzo: *pulls out a pair of binoculars* Oh, it just sounded like- I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know? *spots his employees* Gotcha!

Stolas: Oh, Blitzo. What are you looking at?

Blitzo: *without looking at him* I'm looking at nothing; how about that?

A waitress named Crane comes over to their table.

Crane: Can I get you two off- I mean, start you two off with some drinks?

Stolas: Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzo? Or perhaps some champagne?

Blitzo: *still not facing him* Yeah, whatever.

Stolas: *nervously chuckles]* Well, perhaps all three. Why not? So, Blitzo, how was your day?

Blitzo: *finally looks at Stolas* Huh? Oh, good I guess. We killed a bunch of beardos.

Stolas: THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?

Blitzo: How? I-I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I-bullets.

Stolas: Right, right... so, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?

Blitzo: Uhhhh…

Y/n and Tom enters Ozzie's and looks around.

Tom: I've never seen this place before, baby.

Y/n: I haven't either, babe.

They find a table and sat together.

Y/n: This looks like a nice place.

Tom: I think it is too.

A waitress came over to their table.

Waitress: Can I get you two off- I mean, start you two off with some drinks?

Y/n and Tom look through the menu.

Y/n: I think some red wine, white wine, or champagne to share. What would you like, Tom?

Tom: I like all three, but I like red wine more.

Y/n: Then let's get some red wine to share.

The waitress nods seductively at the two and left.

Y/n: Well, how was your day, babe?

Tom: Mine was pretty good. I did some news reports and read paperwork at work 

Y/n: That's cool, babe. How has work been?

Tom: Pretty much okay. Been getting good ratings and support from our viewers.

Y/n: That's good to hear, babe.

Tom: Yeah, it really is.

They held hands together while deeply blushing at each other.

Music starts playing and several dancers descend from the ceiling.

Fizzarolli: (voiceover) Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! [*descends from the center stage* Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!

Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?

Blitzo: Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM! *[hides behind a menu]*

Fizzarolli: I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, *[rolls up a sleeve, revealing a cybernetic arm]* ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!

Verosika appears at the bar and quickly shoves aside Wally Wackford as the latter hands her a drink. Verosika then poses during a paparazzi as members of the Squirterz appear beside her.

Fizzarolli: But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?

Audience laughs.

Fizzarolli: Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!

Both Stolas and Blitzo look away.

Y/n just looks away as well from the memory of Loo Loo Land while Tom just stares at her in concern.

Fizzarolli: That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean. *giggles maniacally*

Random patron: Oh, I know what you mean! I have four of them!

Fizzarolli: *pulls out hidden mic* Okay, keep that guy FAR away from me. *back to the audience* So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever.

The audience applauds, as Moxxie gets up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek. Fizzarolli moves from his spot to another, as Moxxie takes the stage.

Moxxie: Hello, everyone -- (feedback from the microphone) Oh! *clears throat* Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play.

Wally Wackford: *off-screen, slurring* Uh, hurry up, boy, and, uh, SING, boy! I say, I say--

Moxxie: This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary.

Cut to Millie with a happy look on her face.

Moxxie: I love you Millie. *starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.*

Moxxie: ♫I love you. ♫

Moxxie: ♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫

Moxxie: ♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫

Moxxie: ♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫

During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face. Millie is just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli looks at his companion hidden in the shadows with a smug look while his companion glares.

Moxxie: ♫You make my spirit sing♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫

Moxxie: ♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫

Moxxie: ♫Over my heart♫

The smoke machines activates, hitting Millie directly. The scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie: ♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫

Moxxie: ♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫

Moxxie:♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫

Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.

Asmodeus: ♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫

Asmodeus: ♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Give me a thrust! ♫

Fizzarolli makes trumpet sounds

Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lust! ♫

Fizzarolli trumpets, again.

Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫

Fizzarolli: *vocalizing, again* Trumpet! Hah!

Asmodeus: ♫Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade♫

Asmodeus: ♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫

Asmodeus: ♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫

Asmodeus: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫

Asmodeus: ♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫

Asmodeus ♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫

Asmodeus: ♫So, give me a thrust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫

Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must♫

Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmodeus♫

Asmodeus: ♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫

Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him.

Asmodeus: ♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫

Asmodeus: ♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫

Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.

Moxxie: ♫I want to...♫

Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?

Moxxie: ♫Make gentle love to you♫

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave.

Asmodeus: Ugh!

Asmodeus: ♫What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe♫

Asmodeus: ♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫

The audience make fun of Moxxie, until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up.

Blitzo: Hey, now. I've watched those two pork many times.

Moxxie is surprised to find Blitzo here.

Moxxie: What?! Blitz?!

Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look- relatively exciting.

Y/n just stares at him with a disgusted expression from what he said.

Moxxie has a disgusted look on his face. Fizzarolli pops in.

Fizzarolli: ♫Is that Blitz-o? So, you're showing your face?!♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫

Fizzarolli: ♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫

Verosika appears behind the two with the spotlight on her.

Verosika: Oh, Blitz-o?

Verosika: ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫

Blitzo: *annoyed* Oh, Verosika, you're here.

Verosika: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫

Verosika: ♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫

Verosika: ♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫

Verosika: ♫A selfish imp in the sheets♫

Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall.

Verosika: ♫And just as bad in the streets♫

Verosika: ♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a demon prince?♫

Fizzarolli gets a closer look at Stolas.

Asmodeus: ♫Stolas, is that you?♫

Wally Wackford: Are you sleepin' with an Imp?!

Asmodeus: ♫Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫

Asmodeus: ♫You used to have a smoking wife, two kids, you had it all♫

Illusions of Octavia and Stella appear before him, until they walk away and disappear, leaving only Blitzo in front of him.

Asmodeus: ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and him could get it on♫

Stolas and Blitzo look away from each other in shame.

Y/n just stares at her dad and Blitzo in concern and slight worry. Tom holds her hand, which calms her down.

Asmodeus: ♫You sold your life for a thrust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Now, that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!♫

Asmodeus: ♫Grab your groin or a bust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Prepare to get your hair mussed♫

Asmodeus: ♫Pretend you don't see that crust♫

Asmodeus: ♫Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!♫

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmode-e-e-e--♫

Millie interrupts the verse by smacking Fizzarolli with Moxxie's guitar.

Asmodeus: Hey!

Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox. [Hands Moxxie back his guitar.]

Moxxie: Yeah, I was.

Moxxie strums his guitar once more.

Moxxie: ♫I love us♫

Moxxie: ♫I love us just the way we are♫

Asmodeus tends to a knocked out Fizzarolli.

Moxxie: ♫Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't♫

Lithe, the stagehand, looks at this with boredom, but accidentally pulls one of the levers, lifting Moxxie and Millie up.

Moxxie: ♫I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes♫

Moxxie: ♫I'll never take you for granted♫

Moxxie: ♫I'll always give you my best♫

Moxxie: ♫And if you can offer the same thing♫

Moxxie: ♫We'll handle the rest♫

Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫

Y/n and Tom cuddle together seeing this.

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli share a cuddle, while Verosika drinks a cup of wine.

Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫

Moxxie and Millie lean in for a passionate kiss. The audience applauds. Stolas looks at Blitzo who seems humiliated. He reaches his hand towards his to comfort him, but Blitzo pulls his hand away from Stolas.

Blitzo: You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just -- let's just leave.

Stolas: Oh. Right. Of course.

Blitzo and Stolas leave the building.

Y/n stares in concern at what happened to them.

Moxxie and Millie still sharing a kiss, while Fizzarolli, with an unimpressed face, and Asmodeus watch in on them.

Asmodeus: Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! *demonic voice* GET THE FUCK OUT!

Y/n thinks about what happened to her dad and Blitzo, wondering if she and Tom should head out too.

Y/n: Well, that was something.

Tom: It was.

Y/n: You wanna head out, babe?

Tom: Only if you want to.

She looks at him and blushes and brings him closer to her.

Y/n: Probably in a bit. I still wanna spend some time with you, babe.

Tom: I agree with that, baby.

They blushed at each other deeply and cuddled each other close and share a deep long kiss together.

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli came over to the couple.

Fizzarolli: Awww, what a cute couple you two are.

Asmodeus: I've got to say, you two are quite adorable together.

Y/n and Tom look to them.

Y/n: Oh, uh, thanks.

Tom: Thanks for the compliment.

Asmodeus: Wait, you're Princess Y/n Goetia. It's a pleasure to see you, princess.

Fizzarolli: A pleasure, your highness.

Asmodeus: And is this your date?

Y/n nods back with a slight smile as she and Tom held hands.

Y/n: It's a pleasure to see you two as well. And yes, this is my boyfriend, Tom.

Tom: Hello, you two.

They both smile to the couple.

Asmodeus and Fizzaroli: Hello.

Then Asmodeus looks to Y/n.

Asmodeus: I hope there's no hard feelings about what just happened with your dad and Blitzo.

Fizzarolli: It was just for the show.

Y/n gives them a nod back.

Y/n: It's okay. They'll be alright. They're closer than they think.

Asmodeus: And if you see your dad again, tell him our apologies for what happened. And if there's anything you need, let us know.

Y/n nods back with a smile.

Y/n: I'll be sure too.

Asmodeus: That's good to hear then.

Fizzarolli: Yeah.

They held hands with each other.

Y/n: You two are a cute couple too, you know.

The sin and imp look at each other and blush then look back at the couple.

Asmodeus: Why thank you, Miss Y/n.

Fizzarolli: We appreciate it.

Asmodeus: Your love is quite special too.

Y/n and Tom blush while holding hands.

Y/n and Tom: Thanks, you two.

Then they look at each other.

Y/n: I love you, babe.

Tom: I love you too, baby.

Then they both share a deep kiss while holding each other close.

Asmodeus and Fizzaroli: Awww

Some others nearby awed and applauded at the adorable sight.

Then they pull away as they look at each other's eyes.

They stayed like that for a while before they decided to head out.

Cut to the outside of Stolas' mansion, Blitzo drives Stolas back to his place, who bumps his head getting out of the van.

Stolas: Thank you, for... inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I…I enjoyed spending time with you.

Blitzo: *irritated* Yeah.

Stolas: You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend. And Y/n spends more time in her room or with her boyfriend and friends now. So, we could--

Blitzo: I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just -- [sighs] I'm really not in the mood, Stolas.

Stolas: We could talk, or... watch a movie, or... maybe cuddle?

Blitzo: Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time. *voice breaking* But, I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay?

Both Stolas and Blitzo look at each other with sad looks on their faces.

Blitzo: I'm sorry.

Stolas: Okay. *sighs* Goodnight, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Night.

Blitzo drives away from the mansion's driveway, leaving Stolas all by himself, shedding a tear, and sitting in front of his staircase, feeling some form of regret.

Y/n uses a portal to teleport Tom and her back to his place after their night out.

"I had a wonderful night out with you, baby." He said.

"I did too, babe." She said back.

They cuddle each other close while sharing a deep long kiss, both feeling close to making out once again.

They held each other hand in hand with their hands linked together in front of them as they both stared deeply at each other with their blushes present.

"Goodnight, I love you, my loving sinner." She said to him.

"Goodnight, I love you back, my owl princess." He said back to her.

They share one last kiss before they pull away.

She opens a portal and leaves with teleporting herself back to the Manor.

Once she steps through and the portal closes, she sees her dad at the front footsteps looking sad.

"Dad?" She said.

Stolas looks up at her.

"Y/n, my starlight, you're back." He said back.

"Yeah, I'm back, dad." She replies.

"Are you okay, dad?" She asks.

"Oh, I'm okay, owlet. Just had a difficult night." He replies back.

She looks at him with sympathy.

"If you want I could stay by your side, dad?" She offers.

"Oh, I'd like that, my owlet." He replies with a sad smile.

She sat by his side.

She turns to him.

"Asmodeus and Fizzaroli also said they apologized for what what happened earlier too." She told her dad.

"It's okay, owlet. I forgive them. I hope Blitzo does too soon." He replies.

"I'm sure Blitzo will too." She replies back.

Then he hugs her and she hugs him back as they share a father and daughter moment together.

Cut to Blitzo, sighing and walking into his apartment. His shadow is seen past a wall of various photos of his coworkers. Blitzo is scribbled out in all of the photos he is in. He attempts to knock on Loona's door, despite the warning signs, and finds a note taped on the door that says, "Tex invited me to a party, B back late, Don't wait up!" Blitzo, disappointed again, slumps onto his couch, pulls out his phone, and looks at various photos of himself. He comes across a picture of him and Stolas cuddling with Y/n watching the two, swipes to a picture of him drinking bubble tea with Moxxie and Millie, then swipes to a photo of him with Moxxie joining I.M.P., swiping to a photo to when he first adopted Loona, then swipes to a photo with him and Verosika. Eventually, he swipes to photos of his younger self with a younger Fizzarolli (whose skin color and head tattoo is similar to that of Blitzo's). And finally, Blitzo stops scrolling when he gets to a photo with him and his sister and mother. This causes him to curl up and cry into a pillow.

Chapter 29: Queen Bee

The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.

Driver: (offscreen) You want me to drop you off here?

Loona: *glances out the window* Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh haven't been here before.

Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.

Loona: (over text) Hey, I'm her

Loona: (over text) Oh shit

Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)

Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.

Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa!

Vortex: Hey girl! Glad you could make it!

Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.

The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.

Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!

Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.

Vortex: You want a- drink or anything?

Loona: Oh, uh... *tail rises* sure! Yeah, totally...

Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.

Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."

Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!

Vikki: Not fetch...

Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.

Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...

Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? Lunatic Luna? That you?

Loona: Uhhh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.

Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this... *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you right?

Loona growls in response.

Loona: Why do you still have that?

Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.

Loona growls even more at her.

Vikki: Wow... you're being really negative. Your aura is really aggressive right now.

Loona: Oh, yeah? Well maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!

The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.

Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh... my dog... Wow!

Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!

Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.

Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.

Vortex: (confused) Did I miss anything?

Loona notices and puts up her fake smile again.

Loona: *takes drink* No, no, no... Haha... No, nothing... *clears throat* No.

A voice offscreen booms through a microphone, attracting most of the partygoers.

Unknown Demon: (offscreen) Haha! How're my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight?

Vortex smiles at Loona in response, inviting her over.

Unknown Demon: Awooh, awooh! Ya'll ready to party with the Queen Bee of Glu-tto-ny? Come on!

The demon reveals herself to be none other than Beelzebub, who was twirling around the disco ball as she hypes up her audience of partygoers.

Beelzebub: Hell yeah! 'Cus the honey is flowin' tonight! And this bitch 'bout to get fuckin' wild! Let's get it started!

Beelzebub grabs onto a pole. Cut to Loona looking around nervously as Beelzebub starts to sing her song.

Beelzebub: ♫Cotton candy, cotton ca— candy♫

♫Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy♫

♫Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm watchu want♫

♫I got it all, a carnivale, I'll bring you up, I'll take you down♫

♫I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like♫

♫Cotton candy!♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫I'm whatchu want, not watchu need (Ah-ah, ah-oh)♫

A brief shot of a hellhound drinking while peering into one of Bee's honey pits then getting knocked over by a pillar of rising honey.

♫Hey! I don't know why, I'm whatchu want, but it's the truth♫

♫I'm not your lie♫

♫Let them eat cake, let them eat pie♫

♫Or, better yet, let them eat cotton candy♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫I'm whatchu want, not watchu need!♫

♫Cotton candy skies♫

♫Sweet as apple pie♫

♫I can't help but shine♫

♫Brighter than the starlight in the sky♫

♫Cotton candy♫

♫Cotton candy (Yeah)♫

♫Cotton candy♫

♫I'm whatchu want, not watchu need♫

♫So, watchu want?♫

Ya hungry; Take a bite!

Bee enlarges the taco one of her guests planned on eating, then shoves it into his mouth.

Get fucked tonight! (♫So, watchu want?♫)

Bee moves onto the next table, where she enlarges the alcoholic beverage of two dog demons which she then shoves down their throats.

Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff, so keep making me that motherfucking honey! Yeah, keep it comin'!

Bee enlarges the party's punch bowl and prompts the others to swim in it, which four partygoers do without hesitation. Loona gets nervous and mouths something.

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)♫

♫Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)♫

♫I'm whatchu want, not watchu need!♫

♫Cotton candy skies!♫

♫Sweet as apple pie!♫

♫I can't hеlp but shine!♫

♫Brighter than the starlight♫

♫Cotton candy skiеs♫

♫Sweet as apple pie!♫

♫I can't help but shine (Woo!)♫

♫Brighter than the starlight in the sky!♫

Beelzebub ends her performance with a firework of confetti and the hellhounds cheer as Loona shakes the cotton candy out of her hair.

Beelzebub: Awooh, awooh! Vortex! *flies over to Vortex* The party is buzzin' now!

Beelzebub: Fuck! *dusts herself off* I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though. I have like, *materializes a mini rainbow.* a rainbow... in my vagina right now.

Beelzebub: *notices Loona* Oh, hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about?

Loona: (offended) Excuse me?

Beelzebub: She's a fuckin' cutie! Where you been hiding girl? *laughs*

Loona: Is there something funny?

Beelzebub: Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now. Tex says you don't get invited out much. I hope this itty-bitty get-together can serve as a fun first time.

Loona briefly looks behind her to see a hellhound slide down a staircase only to get hit in the crotch when he gets down.

Loona: Mm-hmm.

Beelzebub: I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. So fucking lame! I mean, I usually just steal them, but Belle changed the locks.

Beelzebub: *conjures a bottle of beer* She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass. *drinks from the bottle*

Vortex: Heh. Anyway, yeah Bee, this is Loona. And, Loona, this is my girlfriend, Bee.

Beelzebub: Nice to meetcha, bitch!

Loona: Oh, this is... she's hot! *widens eyes in realization*

Beelzebub: Ha! Holy shit! Okay. Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious. That's so funny.

Loona: Right.

Beelzebub: I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's. Fucking. Beautiful. *moves next to Loona* You are my new favorite person.

Loona: *fake smiling* Am I, though?

Beelzebub: Yeah, bitch! *laughs* No, really. Reminds me of the time I saw Satan without a shirt on.

Vortex turns his head towards her at this.

Beelzebub: I was like, "Oof! Boy! You are hot as hell!".

Beelzebub: But, then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me. You know? But not actually my brother. So, I guess... it was fine. I could hit that...

Loona looks around awkwardly.

Beelzebub: Anyway, girl, you have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it, fuck it up! Whoo!

Bee walks over to some party guests.

Beelzebub: Cheers, honey! Thank you for coming.

Beelzebub: Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk?

A hellhound with a cone full of Beelzejuice nods in response.

Beelzebub: Okay, good. Okay, great... *walks off*

Loona: Yeeeah, I'm gonna go.

Vortex: Uh, what? Why? You just got here. At least one drink, right?

Loona: Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink.

She puts her cup down at a nearby staircase and walks out the door, shedding tears as she calls Blitzo. She also texts Y/n to come for some friend support.

Meanwhile, Blitzo, still in the aftermath of his night out with Stolas, hears his phone ring, then he looks at it and his eyes bug out.

Y/n in her room after her night out, reading a magic book, gets the text from Loona and opens a portal and teleports herself to see Blitzo so they could both go see Loona at the Gluttony Ring.

Back at the party, Loona is waiting for Blitzo and Y/n.

Loona: *sighs* So stupid. I shouldn't have come.

The I.M.P. van arrives as Blitzo and Y/n roll down the window.

Blitzo: Hey Loonie. How you doin', you alright?

Y/n: Hey, Loona. Good to see ya again.

Loona: Hey, Y/n. Glad you could come too.

Loona: *gets in the van* Yeah I'm fine. I just wanna go.

Imp: He-hey, that sounds like Blitzo!

Blitzo: The o is silent, asshole!

Imp: He-hey, I knew it was you! Fuck, man, where you been? You here for the party? And what's your pretty owl lady's name?

Y/n looks over and hides her blush.

Y/n: I'm Y/n Goetia.

Imp: That's a pretty name. You here for the party too?

Blitzo: N-no, we're just here picking up my daughter.

Imp: Oh, shit! Do you have a daughter now? And a hot owl babe like Y/n too?

Loona: (annoyed) Adopted!

Blitzo: *points to Y/n* And she's only a friend.

Imp: Oh, man, you're already leaving? Things just got started. Come in and show us all up again.

Blitzo: No, no, thank you. But I think Loonie wants to head back.

Loona notices a handsome hellhound approaching the van.

Hellhound: Huh, the hotties next to you wants to leave?

Blitzo: *growls* Watch it!

Loona: *tail wagging* I mean, we could stay a little longer.

Y/n could see Loona wanted to stay a bit longer from seeing other attractive hellhounds.

Y/n gives her a knowing smile as Loona just gives a knowing look back.

Blitzo: I think we need to go, m'kay? I think it's been a long night.

Loona: Well, these people seem to know you. Come on! I think I wanna give this another try. *makes puppy dog eyes.* Pleeease?

Y/n: Why not for a little while, Blitzo? For Loona.

Blitzo: *rubs his temples* Okay, fine. Maybe one drink.

Cut to Blitzo drinking from a keg as the other guests chant.

Y/n just looks at him with wide eyes.

Loona: Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo!

Blitzo: *hops off the empty keg* Aaagh!

The hellhounds howl, even Loona.

Blitzo: Ha ha! That was nothing bitch! Give me a real challenge!

Y/n: Wow, that's actually kinda impressive, Blitzo!

Blitzo: Thanks for the compliment, Y/n.

Beelzebub then appears behind Blitzo and nearby Y/n while holding a chicken leg.

She looks over to Y/n with shock.

Beelzebub: Hey, you're the Goetia Princess right? That's awesome! I've never seen a Goetia here at a party before to hang out. What's your name, your highness?

Y/n smiles to her.

Y/n: Hey, you're right. I'm Y/n Goetia. The Goetia Princess. But you can just call me Y/n. I'm here with my friends Loona and Blitzo.

Beelzebub smiled cheerfully back at her.

Beelzebub: Well, I'm Beelzebub, the Queen Bee and sin of the gluttony ring. Pleased to meet ya, Y/n.

Y/n smiled back at her.

Y/n: Same, girl.

Beelzebub then turned to look at Blitzo.

Beelzebub: Oh, yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch, imp boy? I got a challenge for ya.

Vikki: Oh... He's gonna die.

Y/n secretly glares at her with her eyes glowing red and uses her psychic magic to telekinetically break the bones in Vikki's arm and leg, making the hellhound girl scream in pain and some other hellhounds help carry her out. Loona smiles to Y/n for that and she smiles proudly back.

Vortex: *arrives with two yellow kegs* Aaaalright, let's do this! *puts the kegs down* From Bee's personal supply, the hardest shit there is.

Blitzo does some stretches.

Vortex: You ready, my man?

Blitzo: Oh, born ready! *tries to open one of the kegs* Bring it, barky! I will drink you under this fucking table, you have no idea what kind of night I've had!

Beelzebub uses her powers to lift the kegs and prep nozzles for them.

Beelzebub: *laughs* Alright, shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So, you better bring the fire, baby.

Blitzo: Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me?

Beelzebub: Oh, okay. Let's get it on, you little bastard!

Vortex signals for the contest to begin, and Beelzebub and Blitzo start drinking.

Loona: Come on, Blitz! Fuck her up! You can do it!

Blitzo rips off the nozzle and chugs the whole keg, surprising Beelzebub, who looks at him in concern. And Y/n watches with both awe and concern at him.

Blitzo: *climbs on top of the empty keg* Who's the queen now?!

Loona: Yeah! That's my DAD!

Y/n: Wow, you actually did it, Blitzo!

Beelzebub: Well fuck me! That's a first. I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. *bows before Blitzo* Respect.

She howls, prompting the other party guests, including Loona, to cheer as Blitzo passes out drunk, as he gets carried off as Beelzebub, Vortex, and Y/n all look at each other in concern.

As the party continues, the guests continue having fun and chatting, Loona is shown laughing with a couple of other hellhounds, and Vortex taps her on the shoulder.

Vortex: Hey, Loon. I don't mean to be a buzz kill here. But your uh, dad... guy dude... Is um... He's seeming a bit...

Beelzebub and Y/n then comes up behind him looking concerned.

Beelzebub: Out of control, like... A mess.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm kinda concerned myself about him at this point, Loona. Maybe we should see if he's okay.

Vortex: Yeah, it's worrisome. You wanna maybe check on him or something?

Loona: What!? No! No, Blitzo is fine. He's always a mess, trust me. Awww, come on, Y/n, he's alright.

Y/n just looks at her with more concern.

Beelzebub: Look honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like, you should check up on him at least.

Loona starts to get angry as the hounds she was talking to poke their heads over to eavesdrop.

Beelzebub: Just see if something's up.

Loona then marches over to Beelzebub and confronts her.

Loona: Don't act like you know him like I do.

Beelzebub: I ain't sayin' that. I'm just pretty sure he's had like four tongues inside him at once. I mean... good for him.

Vortex and Y/n both nod in agreement.

Beelzebub: But... I can taste the flavor of people at my parties, and he's giving off a very... not okay vibe, you know?

Loona gets progressively angrier.

Loona: Oh yeah, and I'd bet you'd know the okay vibe, right? I mean everyone likes you so much.

Beelzebub flies up near Loona's face to challenge her.

Beelzebub: What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin' sour cream? *shifts into her larger demonic form* Don't fuck with me!

Loona preps for a fight until she sees how it's upsetting Vortex and Y/n.

Loona: *sighs* Sorry. Yeah, nope, I'll, uh... I'll check on him. Come on, Y/n. Let's go find him.

She walks off as Beelzebub shows what appears to be genuine concern, possibly for Loona before she shrinks back to her normal size.

Beelzebub: Uuuugh... sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there. I just... hope everything works out.

Y/n: I'm sure it'll all be alright. I'd love to speak to you guys more. And I should go with her too. Your hang outs look real cool. It was nice being here, see ya, Bee and Vortex!

Vortex: See ya, Y/n!

Beelzebub: Cool, I'll send ya a text when I can, see ya, Y/n! *Waves as Y/n begins to follow Loona* Now, let's dance! *flies off with Vortex*

Y/n heads over to find where both Loona and Blitzo were.

Meanwhile, Loona and Y/n look around trying to find Blitzo.

Loona: Blitz! Bliitz! Where are you, shithead! BLIT-

They both see Blitzo French-kissing another imp.

Y/n: I think that's him.

Loona: Oh piss on a dick! *grabs Blitzo by the collar* What the fuck are you doing Blitz?!

Y/n: What the hell are you doing, Blitzo?!

Blitzo: This guy~ *points to the imp, who briefly waves*

Loona: It looks like you're in the middle of a goddamn orgy! Stop!

Blitzo: (slurred) Look, I didn't expect you two to come in here and see any of this, Loonie and Y/n. I'm so sorry, but it's a party, I'm just havin' fun with, uh... *turns to the imp* The fuck is your name again?

Imp: Dennis.

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis. *waves arms, shooing Dennis away* Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight! I need a Monica or Alejandro in here, stat!

The imp standing by a nearby corner pulls him in.

Blitzo: *sticks tongue out* Better~

Loona punches the imp's face in, causing him to back away, then Blitzo stumbles, and Y/n uses her telekinesis to hold him and catch him.

Loona: You don't need anyone else sucking your face, freaky weirdo. *carries Blitzo over her shoulder* You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice.

Y/n: I agree.

Blitzo: Uuuugh, no...

Y/n carries Blitzo to the van, and Loona buckles him up, then Loona's three new friends wave them goodbye; Loona and Y/n wave back, then they both get in the van and Loona drives off.

Loona: Do you need to throw up?

Y/n: You look kinda sick, Blitzo.

Blitzo: (pouty) Mmm... no...

Loona: *scoffs* Yeah you do.

Y/n: Yeah, you really do, dude.

Loona drives Y/n back to the Manor.

Y/n: Thanks for the ride, Loona.

Loona: No problem, Y/n. Thanks for your support tonight too.

Y/n: Glad I could help you. It was a fun time out. And  I hope you get well, Blitzo.

She gets out of the van and closes the door.

Y/n: See ya, you guys!

Loona: See ya, Y/n!

Blitzo: *muffled* See ya.

Y/n heads back to the Manor as Loona drives off with Blitzo.

Back at the apartment, Loona turns on the lights and puts Blitzo back on the couch, then gets a glass of water and a blanket for him.

Blitzo: I had a really shitty day...

Loona: Oh yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons worth of who-knows-what?

Blitzo: Fuck, Fizz was right. I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered, waste. Will you be there, Loonie?

Loona: Be...where?

Blitzo: I dunno, jus- *mumbles* ...lonely... Die alone...

Loona: I'll be there, Dad.

She drapes the blanket over Blitzo and pats his head.

Loona: Now go the fuck to sleep... okay? *turns off the lights*

Blitzo: *mumbling* Millie... Moxxie... Stolas...Y/n...

Loona takes one last look at Blitzo before heading into her room, then after a beat, Blitzo vomits up the Beelzejuice.

Blitzo: Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up.

Once Y/n returned to her room, she texted Bee on how her night went.

"Hey, Bee. It's me, Y/n. I had a good time tonight. I would love to hang out more with you, girl." She texts.

"Hey, Y/n. I'm glad you loved one of my parties, you should come to others that I set up sometimes. We'll have lots more fun." Bee texts back.

"I'll be sure too, girl." Y/n texted.

"Gotta go, Vortex. Needs help with stashing the booze away. See ya, Y/n." Bee texted her.

"See ya, Bee." She then texted back.

She then thinks to herself how her boyfriend is.

She texted Tom about her night was.

"Hey, babe." She texts.

"Hey, baby." He texts back.

"How are you, babe?" She texted.

"Pretty good, but I miss you already, baby." He texted back.

She blushes.

"I miss you already too, babe." She texted him back.

"I saw hung out with some friends too tonight. I had a good time seeing a new Ring." She texted.

"That's awesome, baby. I'm glad for you." He texted back.

"Thanks, babe. I love you, my loving sinner." She texted him.

"No problem, baby. I love you too, my owl princess." He texted her back.

Y/n then rested her head on her bedside.

She thought of everything that happened tonight, like meeting two sins in two of hell's rings.

She had to admit, it was quite an experience.

Chapter 30: The Circus

The episode opens with an exterior shot of Paimon's mansion. Cut to Young Stolas asleep in his bed, surrounded by stuffed animals while hugging one resembling a demonic Max from Sam & Max. Stolas wakes up, yawns, and smacks his lips.

Stolas (Young): *eyes shoot open in realization and sits up* My birthday, my birthday! It's my birthday!

Stolas leaps out of the sheets and lands on all fours on the floor. He runs off to his dressing room, arms raised in excitement as an Imp butler walks into view to attend to him.

Stolas (Young): Yaaaay! Birthday, birthday! WOOHOO! Birthday tiiiiime!

Mister Butler opens a tin of hair gel and begins applying it to Stolas.

Mister Butler: Calm yourself, young prince. You know excitement is unbecoming of a Goetia.

Stolas (Young): Oh! *calms down* Right.

Stolas takes a deep breath to calm himself. As Mister Butler walks off to retrieve Stolas' vest and cape, returning to put them on him.

Stolas (Young): But, Father told me, today is the day, I am old enough to know my purpose and responsibility! *eyes sparkle with glee*

Mister Butler: Of course. *places a crown on Stolas' head* I'm sure it will be wonderful.

Stolas follows the butler out of the dressing room down a large hallway. The wall is lined with four giant pictures of Stolas at various prior ages. The first shows Stolas in his egg, sat upon a pillow and topped with a crown. The second shows him as a hatchling swaddled up in his crib, his swaddling cloth held together by a pin bearing the Goetia family insignia. He is accompanied by the demon Max plush seen earlier and a star shaped pillow. The third shows him as what can be assumed to be a toddler, smiling as he hugs the demon Max plush. The fourth and final shows him in his current on-screen appearance, hugging the demon Max plush as an unknown creature drips green slime on his head.

Scene cuts to Stolas and the butler standing in front of large double doors, which open to reveal a throne room. Paimon, Stolas' father and King of the Ars Goetia, is seen sitting on the throne in his monstrous black demon form. He stands up, his form shifting to display various demonic creatures as he transforms into his normal, bird-like self. The butler walks over to Paimon and stands next to him as Stolas approaches his father.

Paimon: Ahhhh! There is my little, uh...

Stolas smiles gleefully up at his father.

Paimon: *whispers to butler while pointing at Stolas* Which son is this one? There's so fucking many.

Mister Butler: Stolas, your highness.

Paimon: Stolas! Yes! Ha! Right, right! *chuckles* That's the one! *begins walking toward Stolas* The owl boy.

Cuts to Paimon standing in front of little Stolas.

Paimon: *leans toward Stolas, surprising him* Well, my little one, *stands upright and walks behind Stolas* it is finally your day of becoming a true part of the Goetia family. How good for you. Are you ready to know what you'll be meant to do to serve Hell?

Stolas (Young): Yes, Father!

Paimon opens some kind of portal to the cosmos as he speaks, showing Stolas the stars he is meant to study. Two comets, blue and pink, respectively, fly out of the portal and up out of view.

Paimon: You will be entrusted with the study of the Earth's skies, the stars, the prophecies they hold, all that stuff. *closes the portal and summons a grimoire* Isn't that fun? You will begin the studies of your grimoire, which will grant you access to the mortal realm to study and observe, *levitates the Grimoire to Stolas who is bouncing with excitement* and you will grow to be a mighty Prince of Hell, with your own legions to lead and pass on your knowledge to!

Stolas (Young): *happily confident* I will do my best, Father!

Paimon: *leans toward Stolas* Wonderful! *speaks fast* Also, son, you are destined to sire *pulls a picture of a young Stella from his cloak* a precautionary addition to the Goetia family. So, you are now engaged. *shows Stolas the picture* Congratulations. Isn't she charming?

Cuts to a close-up of Paimon's picture. It shows a young Stella angrily strangling a Quieve with a bow in a strand of its hair and tears falling from its eye. A second Quieve just like it wearing a collar with the same bow lies on the ground, tears flowing as Stella has one foot planted on its head, likely having already been assaulted by her. Stella herself looks similar to her adult appearance, but of course much younger and has her hair tied up in pigtails.

Stolas begins crying and turns away from the picture in fear.

Paimon: Ohhh! That's an ugly noise, son. Here, *pats Stolas on the head* how about you cease this bitch crying?

Stolas starts crying harder.

Paimon: Hm, that usually works. Oh, would you like it if I took you to the circus in town? Children enjoy the circus, right? *pats Stolas on he head again* Would that distract you enough from your non-negotiable future marriage?

Stolas does not respond. A tear rolls down his cheek and drips off.

Cuts to a sad Stolas and Mister Butler standing at the top of the stairs into a circus tent. Paimon is not physically present, but instead is shown on the glass of a mirror the butler is holding up. Various Imps are seen filling the bleachers. Circus music plays in the background.

Paimon: *looks around, then whispers to butler* Is there a spot that's close to the front, but also far enough that I don't have to-- *sniffs and gags* Ugh-- smell the poor?

Quick pan to Stolas, the butler, and Paimon in the mirror in an otherwise empty bleacher labeled with a crude cloth sign reading "GOETIA" in dripping black paint.

Cuts to a dark arena as spotlights instantly light up, revealing various circus Imps as they begin performing. Two Imps in clown attire juggle, two more in the background perform spinning front flips into the foreground, and a female Imp does a handstand on a demonic horse as it gallops by the Goetia section of the bleachers.

Paimon chuckles and claps from within the mirror.

Scene pans via the stilt-supported legs of an Imp to two clown Imps juggling while on stilts. A female Imp is seen walking and twirling on a tightrope in the background, holding a yellow umbrella as she does.

Cuts back to the Goetia section, Paimon still chuckling and clapping within the mirror. Little Stolas, very clearly Not Having A Good Time Of It, halfheartedly flicks away a peanut that lands on his Grimoire.

Cuts to an Imp breathing fire. The camera pans out and down to reveal the fire-breathing Imp atop an inverted Imp pyramid supported by a wooden stand. Two more Imps in the background leap through hoops held by two Imps in the inverted pyramid, land on their hands, then jump to their feet as the crowd cheers.

A throwing knife flies in from the left and forcefully pans the camera to the right. The knife sticks itself into a wooden board, right next to the hip of a female Imp shown to be tied to said board. The camera pans out to show the knife throwing Imp as the crowd cheers. The Goetia section of the bleachers can be seen in the background.

Cuts back to Stolas, now dejectedly slamming his forehead into his grimoire as the ring leader of the circus begins speaking.

Cash Buckzo: Now, everyone's favorite thing about circus shit: the motherfuckin' clowns!

A multitude of frightening Imp clowns with glowing eyes leap out at the audience from behind curtains in the background. Cash Buckzo laughs as they fly outward. The Imps in the audience scream and pull away in terror.

Cuts to a small foot stepping on a pedestal board accompanied by the sound of a bell jingling.

Fizzarolli (Young): (off-screen) You ready, Blitzo?

Cuts to a child Blitzo giving a rope a quick tug.

Blitzo (Young): Born ready!

Fizzarolli and Blitzo leap off of their boards and begin a flying trapeze act. They pass by the Goetia section of the bleachers, and time appears to slow down as Stolas looks up in awe and then blushes. The camera zooms in on Blitzo.

Cuts to Blitzo landing on a ball as Fizzarolli swings away.

Blitzo (Young): Haaaaa! Tada~! *laughs* Heya, folks! Wanna see me make a horse?

Blitzo takes out a green balloon, blows it up, and attempts to tie it into a horse shape. It appears as an incomprehensible knot, then immediately pops.

Blitzo (Young): *eyes widen in surprise* Crap.

Blitzo continues pulling out balloons and attempting to make a horse but keeps getting the same result. His expression grows more worried with each popped balloon. At one point, the balloon somehow appears as a normal oval-shaped balloon. Blitzo is surprised, but the balloon pops nonetheless.

Cuts to the audience, dead silent and unimpressed as Blitzo keeps trying--and failing--to make a balloon horse off-screen.

Blitzo (Young): De-de-de-de-do-do-do-do- Ah, heheh, (nervously) Horse!

He's finally made a horse except it has no legs.

Blitzo (Young): Well, heh. It was a horse, but then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working, so he had to amputate. Now, it's a gross worm horse.

Stolas begins to laugh softly, clearly charmed?

Blitzo (Young): *points at young Stolas* See? He gets it. Because, horses - they make no sense.

The camera zooms over to show that Young Fizzarolli has joined Young Blitzo with a balloon of his own in his hand. His balloon is red.

Fizzarolli (Young): Okay, Blitzo, that's enough horsing around!

He makes a balloon horse perfectly on his first try.

Fizzarolli (Young): Hey, everybody! Look at this [presents the horse to the crowd] it's Banana Pudding the clown horsey!

He makes neighing noises, the crowd laughs while Young Blitzo looks down sadly.

Stolas (Young): I liked his broken horse joke, it was funny. Their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar, it's called laminitis.

Paimon looks down at Stolas curiously as the little owl demon makes a hooting laugh.

The scene changes to Cash drinking backstage as the butler walks in holding the mirror that has the connection to Paimon.

Paimon: What a show! That was real great. So, ahem that little clown you have, my son really enjoyed that one. I was wondering if I could buy him.

Cash: Buy him?

Paimon: Purchase him, yes. Accurate.

Paimon claps his hands and the servant pushes a button on the mirror. The mirror extends out creating the effect like he's leaning over Cash.

Paimon: My son doesn't have any friends, you see, and he liked the little clown boy. It's his birthday, he's so sad and I don't want to deal with him. Can I write a check?

Cash: Well, *rubs chin, smirking* Fizzarolli is a big draw. He has a few more shows to be in today, so it would be pretty expensive. *rubs his thumb and finger together in gesture*

Paimon: *chuckling* No, no. The other one.

Cash: *shocked* Blitzo?!

Paimon: Correct. How much?

Cash: Wha- Well, he's my son. So… uh. Hm… ah, how much ya got in your pocket?

The butler digs around in his pocket and produces a crumpled-up $5 bill and an unopened condom.

Paimon: A wadded-up five and a slim-fit condom.

Cash: Ah, that's plenty. Done.

Paimon: Splendid! Fetch him for me and we will be on our way. [he claps his hands and portals out destroying half the tent in the process.]

The scene changes to Fizzarolli and Blitzo playing with their balloon horses together.

Fizzarolli (Young): I'm Banana Pudding, and I like to dance!

Blitzo (Young): I am Worm Horse. And I…I am sad!

Fizzarolli (Young): Why are you sad, Worm Horse?

Blitzo (Young): Because! I have no legs!

Fizzarolli (Young): Oh, well that's okay!

Blitzo (Young): I lost all my legs in the war.

Fizzarolli (Young): *gasps* The war?!

Blitzo (Young): Yes! The great pirate war!

Fizzarolli (Young): *deadpan* No, no pirates.

Blitzo (Young): It's a great pirate warrr!

Fizzarolli (Young): *exasperated* If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you.

Blitzo (Young): I fought bravely, but I could not run fast enough. They took my legs, there was blood everywhere!

Fizzarolli (Young): *laughing* Oh, no! Eww, no blood! Blood is disgusting.

Blitzo (Young): No, it's cool! *chuckles*

Fizzarolli (Young): Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around with. He will dance all over worm horse and make him feel better,

Blitzo (Young): And theeen *dramatic pause* there'll be more bloood! *squirts ketchup onto his balloon horse*

Fizzarolli (Young): Blitzo! That's so gross! *laughing* stop.

Blitzo (Young): Neverrr!

Cash appears behind them, grabs Blitzo by the arm and pulls him up.

Cash: Boy, I've got a job for you! You are gonna spend the day with one of the Goetia princes.

Blitzo (Young): Ew. Why?

Cash: Because money! Now, listen carefully. You are being bought out to be his playmate, but I want you to steal as much from those rich fuckers as you possibly can.

Blitzo (Young): *scared* Steal? But, what if I get caught?

Cash: Don't you want your family to be able to buy a bigger tent? better food? don't you want to be able to help me and your mama out?

Blitzo (Young): Of course I wanna help mama!

Cash: Then, you gotta do this. Everything those rich fucks have will be worth a fortune. *hic*

Blitzo (Young): But, if I'm caught - I'm scared, dad.

Cash: There are scarier things, aren't there, son?

Blitzo (Young): But -

Cash makes sad eyes at Young Blitzo.

Blitzo (Young): *defeatedly* Yes, papa.

The scene changes to Paimon, his butler, and a young Stolas in front of their house while Blitzo and his father walk up to them.

Paimon: Here is your new friend my son, happy birthday.

Stolas (Young): *excitedly* A friend?

Blitzo (Young): I guess? Hi, uh, I'm Blitzo.

Stolas (Young): I'm Stolas. *bows* It's nice to--

[He gets smacked in the back of the head by his father.]

Stolas (Young): Ouch!

Paimon: Don't bow to that one! He bows to us. Idiot.

Stolas (Young): Oh, right. Sorry, father.

Paimon: *to himself* I'm so good at daddy-ing!

The scene changes to Young Blitzo and Stolas inside a library sitting on the floor surrounded by books. Blitzo is bored while Stolas is excitedly info-dumping about the books in question.

Blitzo (Young): *groans*

Stolas (Young): This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads, there's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know plants can hear you?

Blitzo (Young): Plants are boring! This is all boring stuff!

Stolas (Young): Oh, I'm sorry. *dejectedly* I've never had a friend to share my books with.

Blitzo (Young): You know what would be fun? A game. Let's Play 'Treasure Hunt'.

Stolas (Young): What's that?

Blitzo (Young): It's where we pretend we are pirates and we go around the house collecting all the nicest things and then we throw them out the window!

Stolas (Young): *incredulous* We…throw them out the window?

Blitzo (Young): Yes.

Stolas (Young): Since when did pirates throw things out windows?

Blitzo (Young): Since like, the dawn of time. Come on, pirates are always throwing stuff out windows.

Stolas (Young): I don't think they had windows.

Blitzo (Young): What, did a book say that?

Stolas (Young): Yes, actually!

He pulls out two books titled "Pirates" and "The Porthole Myth".

Stolas (Young): Several.

Blitzo (Young): Well, in this game-

He grabs the books and chucks them off-screen.

Blitzo (Young): We're throwing them out the window. Because, it's fun!

Stolas (Young): Well, that's an odd game. *gasps* Is this an Imp game?

Blitzo (Young): Suuure. Why not?

Stolas (Young): Well, if it's what you want to play?

Blitzo (Young): Let's do it!

The scene switches to the two of them giggling and filling up bags with things from around the house while a xylophone cover of Blitzo's theme plays in the background.

Blitzo (Young): *sprinting ahead* C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

Stolas runs behind him panting a little with the exertion. They continue going through different areas taking things and giggling. They stop at a chandelier and look at it in wonder. Blitzo takes a piece of it.

Blitzo (Young): Yes!

Stolas (Young): Yay!

The camera circles around the two. They fall to the floor and lay on their backs giggling.

The scene changes and they run by a balcony giggling. There is a whistling noise. Blitzo runs up to the edge of the balcony with his bag of treasures. His father pops out of a bush down below and makes a 'throw to me' gesture. Blitzo looks behind him to Stolas, who is bouncing on a stool trying to reach something and doesn't see anything. Blitzo grunts with effort and throws the bag of treasure down to his father, who then ducks back into the bush.

Stolas (Young): Blitzo, over here!

Blitzo runs over to join him. The scene changes to the two of them outside by a tree. Stolas is sitting on the roots and Blitzo is climbing it. Blitzo falls out of the tree hanging by only his tail.

Blitzo (Young): So, what is that? Your diary?

Stolas (Young): No, this is my new grimoire! It's a spell book! I have to learn it so I can access the living world!

Blitzo (Young): The living world? Like the world with humans and stuff? Where the sinners come from?

Stolas (Young): Mmhmm.

Blitzo (Young): That's cool!

Stolas (Young): Yes! I'm supposed to use it to study the sky!

Blitzo (Young): Why?

Stolas (Young): My dad says I can find prophecies, but I don't really know. But, I'm supposed to, that's what my job will be when I grow up. To join the rest of the Goetia family.

Blitzo (Young): Well, you know what's I'm gonna do when I grow up? *jumps back on the tree* I'm gonna run my own circus and I'm gonna be the most famous imp ever and I'll be able to do what I want to do, all day! I'm gonna make so much money and buy myself a big building, with a big office!

Stolas (Young): A big office? For a circus?

Blitzo (Young): Yeah! A big office! Circus business with clowns and horses! and the horses will all have good names like Stapler and Biscuit Queen.

Stolas (Young): *giggles* I'm sure you will. That sounds like a good business.

Blitzo (Young): Yeah! And, if you want to apply, I'll hire you. Maybe.

Stolas (Young): *chuckles* You'll hire me?

Blitzo (Young): Yeah, if I feel like it.

Stolas (Young): Well, I hope I qualify! *giggles* You'd be a good boss.

Blitzo (Young): You say that with sarcasm, but I totes would.

The two laugh together and the camera pans out. A thudding sound effect and a title card that says "25 YEARS LATER" drops on the screen. Adult Stolas wakes up looking dejected. He groans and gets dressed in his robe, goes to his boudoir, and takes a bottle of pills. He goes to his library and opens up his grimoire, in the window behind him Blitzo appears and sees the magic floating out of the book. He tries to pull open the window to get inside. Stolas closes the book and walks away. He did not see Blitzo. Blitzo falls off the window.

Stella: *muffled, off-screen* Yes, together we're- *muffled*

Stolas checks on a sleeping Octavia and Y/n and then wanders into his kitchen where Stella is loudly having a phone call.

Stella: I know still being married isn't a big enough occasion. But, to be fair, it's no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas.

Stolas looks as though he wants to speak to her, but she holds up an index finger at him and he instead walks away to his kitchen table to drink his morning drink. He uses magic to open up and hold the newspaper up in front of him. It reads "Not Divorced: Anniversary Party! Couples only."

Stolas: Stella, what in Hell is this?

Stella: Ugh, Stolas. You know I like throwing parties. Plus, it's true, so you know you can come if you want. *flips her hair feathers and walks away with the butler*

Stolas takes a drink of his morning beverage and the image cuts to him drinking out of a goblet at a fancy party. We see the guests standing and dancing. Stella is with her two bird friends.

Stella: *laughs loudly* No! Stolas is terrible in bed! I swear to fuck, he just lays there staring at the wall, and I have to do everything! It's embarrassing! *sighs* I'm glad one egg fell out of me and a perfect daughter, so I could stop pretending to want to fuck his scrawny twig ass.

She makes a loud drink sip sound and then even louder laugh as she tosses one of her two glasses behind her and the glass shatters. Her friends laugh with her.

The camera pans to Stolas standing not too far away from the group, clearly hearing everything that's being said about him to his immense displeasure. The camera jumps out slightly so we can see he stands under a banner that proudly proclaims, "Not Divorced!" while Stella and her entourage walk away laughing.

Stella: *turns to look directly at Stolas* What a pathetic fucking man.

Stolas snarls like an angry owl.

Stolas: *catches a butler's attention* Do you have anything stronger than this?

Waitstaff: We have absinthe, your highness.

Stolas puts his wine glass on her tray and takes the skewers of mice.

Stolas: Bring me all of it. *eats all skewers in one bite*

Stella: *muffled and in the background* Poor people! Ugh, I'm so glad that they're not allowed into this thing. I don't want them anywhere near me. *laughs* Can you imagine if you didn't have money? *laughs derogatorily*

A different waiter brings Stolas a tray with a tiny shot glass and a green bottle of absinthe, he pours a shot. Stolas takes the green bottle and begins chugging it.

Someone offscreen: Stolas, sir?

Stolas gets distracted and chokes on his drink and spits it out.

Stolas: I'm fine!

Two Hellhound guards holding Blitzo up between them one looks more wolf like and the other looks like a dachshund.

Right Hellhound: We caught this nasty imp trying to sneak into your chambers, what should we do with him?

Stolas: Into my chambers, really? Oh, well. That is, concerning. *clears his throat* Leave him to me, I will handle him accordingly. *blushes*

The two Hellhounds unceremoniously drop Blitzo.

Stolas: Follow me, Imp.

Stolas walks past and Blitzo follows glaring around the room.

The two pass by a hallway and Blitzo looks at the three big portraits on the wall. The first one was a teen Stolas holding the mirror the has his father on it. The second one is possible Stolas and Stella's wedding day and they both look unhappy and serious. Stolas is also holding his grimoire in the picture. The third picture is Stolas happily smiling and holding a young smiling Octavia and a young smiling Y/n in his arms while they are in space and he's using his powers to play together.

In the corners of her room, N/n awoke to some noises from the hallway from hers and Via's shared room. She looks to the hallway with a bit of light shining through it. Her interest got the best of her. She slowly and quietly got up and got down from her bed. And quietly went to the hallway.

She quietly opened door just a creek and listened to what was happening. From where she was, she saw her father Stolas and an imp walking beside him. Who was that imp? What was he doing here? Does her dad know him?

Blitzo: Look, I didn't mean to interrupt your whatever party. I was just trying to-

Stolas: Don't bother with excuses, I know why you were here.

Blitzo: *cringes* You do?

Stolas leads Blitzo into a dark private room and closes the door behind them.

Y/n stared at the room her dad and the imp Blitzo went into as she wondered. She slowly got closer to door and put her ear to it, trying to listen to what was happening.

She couldn't really hear anything. All she could hear was some muffled talking, some stuff moving around, and some kind of noises she never listened to before in her young life.

Stolas: Yes, you are here *poses against the closed door* to ravish me, weren't you?

Blitzo: Uhhhhhh, you?

Stolas: Why else would you be breaking into my room? You could've asked to visit you know, it's been a long time, but I have a very good memory.

He claps his hands and the room's candles light up.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah.

He sees Stolas' grimoire on the top-most shelf and you can see the journey on his face as he decides to play into Stolas' fantasies to get closer to the book.

Blitzo: Well, you know, I figured since you're a prince and all it might just be easier to scale the walls and slip on in.

He wiggles his eyebrows at Stolas, flirtatiously.

Blitzo: *annoyed* Certainly is easier than going through your fucking staff...

Stolas: One would think you might be here for nefarious reasons, if you are sneaking in during the cover of night.

Blitzo: Well, I wanted to crash the party, and it's always more fun you know to make an entrance.

Stolas: I recall how you enjoy making an entrance!

They walk to his couch and sit down together.

Stolas: So, over two decades since I last saw you. Are you still a circus clown?

Blitzo: Oh. *laughs* No, not anymore. No, I kill people now.

Stolas: Oh. *laughs nervously and pulls away a little* How afraid should I be?

Blitzo looks at the Grimoire and then back to Stolas.

Blitzo: Well, I mean-

His voice changes from flat to more seductive and he intertwines their fingers.

Blitzo: How afraid do you want to be?

Stolas gets a little flustered, confused maybe like he'd meant this as a joke that Blitzo was unexpectedly taking seriously.

Stolas: Oh! Um, well. I, uh… You know, I was teasing. I don't really-

Blitzo: Yeah, you seem pretty tense. *crawls towards Stolas* How about I... help you out there?

Stolas: Umm...

Stolas nervously runs away the couch and Blitzo falls onto the floor.

Stolas: You know. This is, um, getting a wee bit… Is it hot? I'm starting to feel it getting very hot...

Blitzo slams him against the bookshelf, causing it to shake.

Stolas: Oh! What are you doing?

The grimoire wiggles and falls to the floor.

Stolas: I barely remember your name!

Blitzo watches the grimoire fall to the floor, he utilizes the ladder to pull Stolas into a dip, clearly trying to get closer to the book.

Blitzo: It's Blitzo.

His tail begins pulling the book closer to himself.

Stolas: *nervously* Didn't it have an "o" at the end, like a clown name? I remember - oh!

They trip and Stolas Stumbles back hitting his bed. The grimoire slides by it. Blitzo pins Stolas onto the bed.

Blitzo: *sighs* Yeah, well. It's silent now, 'kay? So, call me... Blitzo.

Stolas squirms backwards further up the bed pursued by Blitzo.

Stolas: Okay, Blitzo, what are you doing to me?

Blitzo: What do you want me to do to you?

Stolas: I, uh. Well-

Blitzo realizes that Stolas will be able to see that his Grimoire is missing and bites down on Stolas' neck as a distraction. Stolas lets out a moan of pleasure.

Stolas: Oh my fuck! Oh, wow!

He lets out another moan and falls backwards into his bed.

Stolas: You are so forward, Blitzo! Oh! What are we doing?

He sits up as Blitzo is on the other side of the bed trying to pick up the grimoire. Blitzo jumps and pins him back down.

Blitzo: N-no! Stay down, dammit.

Stolas: Oh?! So, you like to command? You like to be in charge, hm?

Blitzo: Yeah, I sure do-

He reaches for the grimoire as Stolas turns on to his stomach and bounces Blitzo on his ass pulling him away from the grimoire.

Stolas: Oh, so you're a kinky little imp, aren't you? Do you like it when I talk to you dirty? I want you to [CENSORED] me with your [CENSORED] imp [CENSORED] get it all the way [CENSORED] get it all the way through me, you [CENSORED]!

Blitzo turns Stolas's head around 180 and covers his mouth with his hand.

Blitzo: *unamused* Ew. Stop it.

Stolas: *flirtatiously* Yes, if that's what Blitzy wants.

Blitzo then grabs the curtain from the bed poster and rips it making strips to tie around Stolas' eyes so he cannot see.

Stolas: (blindfolded) Blitzy, Oh, my! Yeees!

Blitzo ties the prince's hands and feet to the bed, as well.

Stolas: Oh, I've never had anyone want me this way!

Blitzo proceeds to grab the grimoire and starts heading towards the balcony.

Stolas: (blindfolded) You have no idea how long I've craved this kind of passion, and how much it means that the one who wants me is ... my first ever friend!

Blitzo stops looks back between Stolas and then back at the grimoire.

Blitzo: *sighs, to himself* Alright, fine. *inhales* I can do this real fast.

A jump cut to a title card that says THE MORNING AFTER "REAL FAST".

After what felt like hours waiting, it was then Y/n could tell it was morning and then she opened her eyes when she hears something.

There was a thud and she slightly opened the door and could see Stolas startle awake in bed then could hear Blitzo. Then she could see him jump out of the window. Then she could hear him land and say something.

We hear a thud and see Stolas startle awake in bed, from off-screen we hear Blitzo. It's the scene from the pilot, but from Stolas' point of view.

Blitzo: Sorry, I fucked your husband.

Blitzo scrambles off the table and leaves.

Stella looks up at the balcony where Stolas is, and smashes her teacup onto the floor.

From where N/n was, she could hear loud and clear.

Stella: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, STOLAS?!!

Stolas: *yelling down from balcony* THAT was the sound of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!

He tears a celebratory "Still Not Divorced!" banner to just say "Divorced" and laughs triumphantly.

N/n then raised a little eyebrow in confusion. What was divorce? Was it important? She really didn't know for her age.

She then hurriedly went back to her and Via's room and got back into her bed and tried to look like she was still sleeping.

The thought of what just happened still lingering fresh in her mind.

Jump cut to a title card: NOW....

Stolas blinks awake, groaning in pain. He's lying next to a bottle of absinthe. He's still wearing his outfit from Ozzie's, though now his mascara is running down his cheeks. He goes and takes his pills which are labeled "Stolas' Happy Pills". He turns on his phone and scrolls through his photos which is a series of pictures of Blitzo or things related to Blitzo. Stolas begins to sing.

Stolas:

♫ Owl in a cage ♫
♫ You show your age ♫
♫ Your sweetness has run foul ♫

♫ Without a change you're lost, exhausted ♫
♫ By your time on stage ♫

♫ Then you walked in my room ♫
♫ And like sparks in the dark ♫
♫ Life was suddenly thrilling and new ♫

♫ What between you and I ♫
♫ Just a comfortable lie ♫
♫ I'm the fool who believes when you look in my eyes ♫

♫ Prince, all alone, upon your throne ♫
♫ Your power is so frail ♫
♫ You raise your voice ♫
♫ You have no choice ♫
♫ Inside your gilded jail ♫

The noise of footsteps; Stella walks up behind him being dramatic on the balcony.

Stella: The fuck are you doing?

Stolas flinches slightly while Stella yells.

Stolas: *without looking back* Reflecting.

Stella: Well, stop. It's annoying to hear you screeching your silly woes all the time.

Little did they both know that Y/n was nearby, listening in on their conversation.

Stolas: Why are you still here? You leave with Via on weekends while Y/n stays here with me, but then you stay around the house despite everything.

Stella: I like tormenting you. I want to keep reminding you of what you did.

Y/n listened to what they were saying as her eyes widened at every word her parents said.

Stolas: I know what I did. I would feel bad if I hurt you, but we both know I didn't do that. You and I were arranged for one reason; to birth a precautionary heir to the Goetia family, nothing more. I tried so many years to make it comfortable for us; to have this family, but it was never enough. The only reason I have endured your constant insults and cruelty was for those girls to have a normal life. ...I cannot do this anymore. I want you out. Now.

Stella: What do you mean, out?

Stolas: I mean out! Out of this palace, out of my life! We are getting The Divorce!

Y/n remembered that word, divorce.

Stella: How dare you?!

She steps forwards as Stolas shrinks backwards looking slightly frightened of her.

Y/n looks in concern as her dad was afraid of her mom.

Stella: What do you think the rest of the Goetia family will think?

Her hand moves towards Stolas to backhand his face.

Stella: Andrealphus-!

However, Y/n steps in at the right time and catches catches her hand with her telekinesis holding her mom's hand still, stopping it before it can hit her dad's face and cutting her off much to Stella’s shock.

Stella pulls her hand away as Y/n's telekinesis releases her hand.

Both Stolas and Stella, looked to their daughter with wide eyes that showed herself from nearby, seeing how she listened and saw everything that happened.

Stolas and Stella: Y/n?

Y/n: I think that's enough.

Stolas: Y/n, my dear starlight, did you hear everything we said?

Y/n: *nods* Yes, I did, dad.

Stella: Y/n, darling, why are you here? Me and your dad are solving our problems right now. You don't have to hear his fucking shitty words.

Y/n: *stands by Stolas's side* No, mom.

Stella: Darling, please, listen to me...

Y/n: No, you listen, mom. All my life, I have lived a wonderful life thinking that our family life was perfect and good as I thought it was in my childhood back then, and that you told me that the outside world is only a dark, cruel, and awful place. But now I can see and tell that the only thing dark, cruel, and awful about it is others like you. You're the real evil one here.

Stella then scowls.

Stella: What did you say? Wait until I tell your uncle-

Stolas: I don't care what your arrogant brother thinks! And the only things the Goetia family wanted from our marriage are already both 17 and Y/n has already proven herself to be more of a grown up than you, so, it's over, I'm DONE!

Stella then scowls and glares.

Stella: Stolas...Y/n...and your little lovers. You pathetic creatures. Y/n, I helped raise you and this is how you repay me? But siding with your dad? And Stolas, you dare turn her against me? You are all lower than I thought you could be.

Stolas and Y/n said nothing as they both just sternly stare back at her.

Stella looks back to Stolas and glares at him more.

Stella stares intensely, then looks at him in a silent rage.

Stella: Fine. I have no desire to stay in the place of a traitorous embarrassment. You have fallen from what little grace you had, and I know you'll pay for it.

She turns to look at Y/n.

Stella: And Y/n, you're still young, I know you'll come to your senses and see that I'm right soon enough.

Stella walks away. However, before she left, she gave Y/n one last look that actually looked like she was sad and even slightly cared for her. Then she left the two there.

Y/n didn't know if it was even possible, but hoped that there was still some good in her mom.

Stolas and Y/n sigh.

They both look at each other and gave each other a hug.

Y/n: I'm sorry, dad. I didn't know mom was like that.

Stolas: It's alright, my owlet. You couldn't have known. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, my little starlight.

Y/n: It's alright, now I know how it really is. And I still love you all no matter what.

They both slowly pull away and gave caring smiles to each other.

Stolas collapses onto the balcony as Y/n stands by his side and they both look up at the sky.

The spindle horse runs and forms the company logo as the instrumental from 'Stolas Sings' plays in the credits.

Chapter 31: Hello Rosie

The episode begins with Y/n, Vaggie, Niffty, Alastor, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious and Husk all sitting in the hotel's lounge.

Niffty: So, like where are your wings?

Vaggie: Niffty, I don't have--

Angel Dust: Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits?

Y/n: I don't think she has her wings anymore.

Niffty tugs at Vaggie's shirt

Niffty: Yeah. Where are your tits?

Vaggie: (Sighs) Any other questions?

Y/n: I got one. Why didn't you tell us you were an angel?

Vaggie: *sighs* I...I just couldn't.

Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?

Vaggie: It's not her fault. Angels are just--

Angel Dust: Liars?

Vaggie: ...Difficult. But Charlie's trying her best.

Husk: Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

Angel Dust: And where is miss fearless leader anyway? Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

Vaggie: She's upstairs. Coming up with something, I'm sure, in our room. Alone.

Y/n: I hope she doesn't beat herself up over it.

Alastor: Hmm.

Alastor vanishes into black smoke. The scene changes showing Charlie in her bed under her covers softly crying. While Razzle and Dazzle comfort her with a box of tissues. Alastor reappears in her room and approaches her bedside.

Alastor: Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

Charlie: Ugh, go away, Alastor.

Alastor sits down on her bed while Charlie hides again under the covers.

Alastor: Now, now is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?

Charlie emerges from the covers.

Charlie: I have enough on my mind without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

Charlie wraps herself under the covers again, only for Alastor to appear laying beside her.

Alastor: Who's joking?

Charlie scared, jumps and falls off of the bed.

Alastor: You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

Charlie: Ugh, I can't. How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

Alastor repositions himself on his stomach and begins kicking his legs in the air.

Charlie: They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. (Tearing up) I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. And maybe worse.

Charlie stands and paces back and forth.

Charlie: At least they don't go around giving false hope.

Alastor: Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display of self-loathing from you.

Charlie: Oh, fuck you, Alastor.

Alastor adjusts himself, now laying on his side.

Charlie: All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.

Alastor stands up, wraps his fingers on Charlie's shoulder while chuckling.

Alastor: *Chuckles* Just because you see a smile don't think you know what's going on underneath.

Alastor lets go of Charlie.

Alastor: *Grabs Charlie's face with his hand and makes her smile* A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.

Charlie: But I'm not.

Charlie starts walking towards her bedroom window.

Charlie: I'm the farthest thing from in control. The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. Heaven refuses to listen. Y/n and I can't think of anything else.

Charlie thuds both fists against the window.

Charlie: Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep and there's nothing I can do *Thuds the window* about any of it!

Sinister music plays again and Alastor starts smiling.

Alastor: [in a sing song tune] I know something you don't know.

Charlie: Huh?

Alastor walks over and grabs Charlie's arms.

Alastor: Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem.

Alastor lets go of Charlie and walks away.

Charlie: What are you talking about?

Alastor: Just that you and your little band of misfits might stand more of a chance than you think.

Charlie: [desperately] How? I'll do anything.

Alastor: Anything? Then... let's make a deal.

Charlie: You... You want my soul?

Alastor: [sinisterly] Your soul? [brightly] Heavens, no. All I need from you is one itty-bitty favor. What's a favor between friends?

Charlie: I won't hurt anyone for you.

Alastor: Who's asking! One favor, at a time of my choosing, where you harm no one. In return, I tell you what I know. Do we have a deal?

Razzle and Dazzle both growl as Charlie puts her hands down to stop them.

Charlie: Deal.

Ominous music plays as both Charlie and Alastor shake hands resulting in a green demon/ghost-like aura flash throughout the room.

The scene cuts to Y/n, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, and Husk now in the hotel lobby as they observe the flash happen.

Y/n and Vaggie begin heading to Vaggie's and Charlie's room.

Vaggie: No. No!

Y/n: Oh my God!

Vaggie strains and slams the bedroom door open with her spear in hand. As Y/n came in with her psychic magic abilities ready to attack.

Alastor: Right on cue!

Y/n: What?

Vaggie: What did you do? Let her go!

Alastor and Charlie finish their handshake.

Charlie: Vaggie, Stop!

Vaggie: What?

Vaggie drops her spear as Y/n stops her magic.

Vaggie: No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't--

Y/n: Did you?

Charlie: I made a deal with Alastor.

Vaggie: *pleads* Charlie.

Alastor: Oh, calm down. She still owns her soul.

Charlie: He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help. The angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key.

Vaggie: What?

Y/n: Carmilla Carmine?

Charlie: She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. She knows how they can be harmed.

Y/n: I wouldn't have known that.

Vaggie: But... I-- I didn't even know that was possible.

Charlie: If you did, would you have told me?

Vaggie: Charlie, I--

Charlie: I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us. If she can, we might have a chance. And Y/n, as besties, please be the support I need too.

Y/n: Alright, bestie.

Vaggie: With just the eight of us?

Charlie: No, we're-- ugh, we're going to need numbers too.

Y/n: I agree. We're gonna need more numbers on our side.

Alastor reenters the conversation.

Alastor: And I know just who can help. As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self. And if Y/n helps, of course.

Charlie: What's that you said about smiles?

Alastor: *while patting Charlie's head* Good girl.

Vaggie: *whispering* Charlie, Y/n, can we talk about this--

Charlie: We can talk later. Right now, we have a job to do.

Y/n: You with us?

Vaggie: *sighs* Ugh.

Vaggie walks down the stairs, only to be met by a confused Angel Dust.

Angel Dust: So-ho, uh...Alastor and Charlie took Y/n and just left like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities. Should we be alarmed?

Vaggie: No. We have a plan, but it includes defending ourselves against the angels.

Husk: Uh- are you fuckin' high?

Vaggie: They can be killed-

Frank: Yeah! That knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one.

Vaggie: Wait, you knew about this?

Frank: Uh, yeah. I told Boss about it months ago.

Vaggie: *turns to Sir Pentious* He what?

Sir Pentious: What? They say insane shit all the time! how was I supposed to know this one was true?

Egg Boi: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Sir Pentious: SEE?

Vaggie: (sighs) what's important now is that we're going to have a fight on our hands. Look, this hotel is about to become the most dangerous place in hell, and we....I, can't guarantee your safety anymore. I still believe in Charlie's dream. I know this place can work. But none of you signed up for this *heads out the door* I'm gonna go learn how we can fight back, and when I come home....Well I'll understand if none of you are here.

With that, Vaggie heads out the door, everyone sighing in worry for what she said.

Sir Pentious: Well...This is awkward.

Niffty: 'Kay!

Cut to Cannibal Town. Alastor escorts Charlie and Y/n down the streets as he listens to Charlie, cleaning his monocle in the process.

Charlie: Three years! THREE YEARS I've been sharing my life with her, and I tell her EVERYTHING! My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits, what fucking DEODORANT I like, and she keeps something, like this, from ME? Why would she lie for so long? Did she think I wouldn't accept her? What about me—me—says un-understanding? *pauses* misunderstanding *pauses* dis-under, wait wh-

Y/n: I'm sure she had a reason to, Charlie-

They both pause for a moment, looking at their current location.

Charlie: Where are we?

Y/n: What is this place?

Alastor: Cannibal Town! There's a friend of mine I think you two should meet.

Charlie: In Cannibal Town? But it's, it's...*looks at surroundings* surprisingly nice here.

Y/n: And bloody.

Alastor: Isn't it though? and it's all thanks to a very special someone

Alastor opens the door for charlie and Y/n as they enter Rosie's Emporium, where they meet the Cannibal Overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a long line.

Rosie: Well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me, and I'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie? *gives her card* Now here's my card a- *notices Alastor* Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me? *peeks through crowd* Alastor? *makes her way through* Alastor! Where have you been? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and- *notices Charlie and Y/n* Oh. Who's these ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, they're much too young for you! *Charlie and Y/n roll their eyes* Oh I'm just kidding. I know you're an Ace in the hole.

Alastor: (Not understanding) A what now?

Rosie: But where are your manners mister? Introduce us why don't you?

Alastor: Ahh, yes. Charlie and Y/n, this is Rosie, *Rosie curtsies politely* the most darling, delightful and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram!

Rosie: Oh! Always such a charmer.

Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you *pushes Charlie up to her* to princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell! *Points to Y/n* And the Goetia Princess, Y/n!

Charlie: How do you do? *waves nervously*

Y/n: *smiles* Hello.

Rosie: Well well! isn't this a regal surprise! *pushes Charlie to desk* Come in! Come in! Can I offer you both somethin' to eat? I'm sure I have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am I thinkin'? *pokes her stomach* Small thing like you? You're probably watchin' your figure! How bout some nice pinkie fingers instead?

As she spoke she got out a box of cut off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.

Y/n grimaces at the sight in disgust.

Charlie: Um...No. no, thank you, though.

Rosie: *puts box away* Oh look at you! *pats her head* So polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing o' two.

Rosie then proceed to take Charlie and Y/n to a table with three chairs. she sits them down on two of them and she sits on the one across from them. Alastor walks up to Rosie.

Rosie: Well, sit down. Sit down. Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend.

Alastor: Appreciate the offer *walks up to Charlie and Y/n* but we're here on business of another kind.

Rosie: well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman *drinks cup of tea*

Charlie: Well, as you know...*panicking* the extermination is coming early. It'll be here in a month, and they're-they're coming for my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-

Y/n: We would like your help.

Alastor: *interrupts* We need your help. Well, your cannibals help at least, to fend off the attack.

Rosie: Wow! *puts down cup* When you ask a favor ya don't start small, do ya, your highness? Oh now, don't fret. *gets up* I didn't say I wouldn't help. But I assume there's more to this plan then a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

Alastor: Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat, their, fill.

Rosie: Well, in that case, sure! Why not?

Charlie and Y/n: Really?

Rosie: What can I say? I like your moxie girls. And old Alastor has never done me wrong before.

Charlie: Oooh! Thank you *holds her hands* thank you, thank you!

Y/n: Thanks, Rosie.

Cut to Vaggie at the Carmine Company, as she bangs on the door.

Vaggie: *Shouting* Carmine! Carmine, we need to speak.

Vaggie walks up to the security camera and stares at it.

Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.

The door clanks open.

Vaggie: Fuckin' right you open that door.

The door slams shut.

Vaggie: Hello?

Carmilla: *Echoing* You have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good.

A spotlight is turned on revealing Carmilla.

Vaggie: Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess to enlist your aid in the defense of hell from the angelic extermination. We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how.

Carmilla: No!

Vaggie: What do you mean, no? The princess of hell--

Carmilla: Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds.

Vaggie: With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while--

Carmilla: Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds.

Vaggie: Well, then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?

Carmilla: To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people.

Vaggie: You think we asked for this? All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, news flash, include your people too.

Carmilla: And how exactly has that worked out for her? 45 seconds.

Vaggie: We didn't pick this fight, but it's here now. And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?

Carmilla: You're out of time.

Carmilla jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face. Vaggie slides on the floor.

Carmilla: Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that.

The scene cuts back to Cannibal Town.

Rosie: *Through megaphone* Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square.

Rosie walks with Charlie and Y/n to the stage.

Rosie: Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. *Through megaphone* Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting.

The cannibals form a crowd around the stage

Charlie: But how do I--

Rosie: With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.

Alastor: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.

Y/n: You're awesome at inspiring others, Charlie. Just try your best and manage to stay calm too. I know you can convince theses guys to listen to you.

Charlie nods back and groans as she walks on stage.

Rosie: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--

Alastor: Uuuugh, Susan.

Y/n: Susan?

Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh--

Alastor: Ornery old bitch?

Y/n: Oh.

Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?

Charlie: I guess.

Rosie: *Through megaphone* Everyone, we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!

Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd.

Susan: Booooo, bring Rosie back!

Charlie: Susan?

Rosie, Y/n, and Alastor: Susan.

Charlie: [Laughs nervously] Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie, and...

Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time.

Charlie: Well, I run this hotel with my part... well someone and...Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-- we, uh... we need your help-- With your assistance, we can make a stand for-- [Charlie sings] ♫I...I have a dream♫ and I--

Susan: *Yelling* Booooo! Get off the stage, you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel! Leave before I eat those big-ass eyes of yours! Boo! Get off! Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!

Y/n glares at her.

Charlie: *flips Susan off* FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!!!!

Cannibal crowd gasps.

Rosie: Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission.

Rosie moves Charlie away from the stage.

Cut back to Vaggie and Carmilla fighting. Vaggie is slammed onto a pillar but then starts charging at Carmilla. Carmilla kicks Vaggie onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and starts charging again. But again, Carmilla kicks her onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and just barley points her spear at Carmilla before being kicked onto the floor again.

Vaggie: Fuck! Ow!

Vaggie gets up, only to be kicked yet again. She strikes at Carmilla twice but she dodges both times and kicks Vaggie again.

Vaggie: Come on, what is this?

Carmilla: You want me to teach you how to beat angels? That's what I'm doing.

Vaggie: By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair.

As Vaggie charged at Carmilla, the latter took her hairnet down, revealing her full hair at lower position.

Carmilla: By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters'.

Vaggie: Wait... you know I'm an exorcist? How?

Carmilla: You have a giant X over your eye and wield an angelic spear. It's not rocket science. Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?

Vaggie: No.

Carmilla goes to kick her again but this time Vaggie dodges. She goes for a knee kick, and it hits.

Carmilla: That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing. You fight like someone unafraid of harm, and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here. [Kicks Vaggie 3 times]

Vaggie: Argh! With what? Some secret weapon of yours?

Carmilla: Stupid girl, are you really so dense you don't realize you're holding the answer?

Vaggie: Angelic weapons? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out?

Carmilla: Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists.

Scene cuts to a flashback with Carmilla and her daughters during the last extermination trying to avoid exorcists. But as they are running, they get caught by 3 of them.

Carmilla: When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination, I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well... You don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.

One of the exorcists flies in the air and charges at Carmilla. She then jumps in the air. The angelic steel blade on her boots sparkle, as she falls down and uses the blades to cut the exorcist's head off.

The scene cuts back to Carmilla and Vaggie as Carmilla begins to sing Out For Love.

Carmilla: ♫I see you're driven by your detestation♫

♫Your every step is stoked with animus♫

♫You need a different type of motivation♫

♫Or there's no way that you can handle this♫

♫I know you're thirstin' for vengeance, Vaggie♫

♫You're out for blood♫

♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫

♫Out for love~♫

♫Love~♫

As she sings, Carmilla and Vaggie continue to spar.

Carmilla: ♫Think of who you care about♫

♫Protect them and be out♫

♫For love~♫

♫Love~♫

♫You're gonna fight without gloves♫

♫Long as you're out for love♫

♫Fuel yourself with the fear of losin'♫

♫That somebody who's your reason to live♫

♫Harnеss your heart and you can't help choosin'♫

♫To fight with all you can give♫

♫I know you'rе thirstin' for vengeance, Vaggie♫

♫You're out for blood♫

♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫

♫Out for love~♫

♫Love~♫

♫Think of who you care about♫

♫Protect them and be out♫

♫For love~♫

♫Love~♫

♫You're gonna fight without gloves

♫And when that push comes to shove♫

♫Yeah, you just might rise above♫

♫Long as you're out for love♫

Vaggie jumps into the air when suddenly, she grows a new pair of Angel wings.

Carmilla: Well, look at that. You might just survive this.

Vaggie: We're going to need more weapons.

Cut back to Rosie, Charlie, and Y/n. The former takes the latter and her bestie to her room.

Rosie: Alright, what has you so out of sorts, Darlin? Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels

Charlie: *Sighs* What do you do when someone you love lies to you about who they are?

Rosie: Romance? My specialty! Come on, dearie. Details, details!

Charlie: My girlfriend is an Exorcist angel, and she never told me.

Y/n: It's kind of a romance problem for them.

Rosie: Oh, shit! Quite a secret. How does that make you feel?

Charlie: Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and- and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! *gasp* Oh no that's a horrible thing to think! Do i think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda? *sits on couch whimpering*

Y/n comforts her by rubbing her shoulder.

Rosie: You said you love this girl?

Charlie: Yes. Or well, I...yes

Rosie: Have you ever once doubted that she loved you in return?

As she spoke, Rosie sits down next to Charlie and Y/n, who shakes her head at the question.

Rosie: Well, then what's the problem?

Charlie: She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!

Rosie: Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?

Charlie: Yes?

Rosie: Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too.

Charlie: She knows better than anyone that i believe in second chances, why not tell me?

Rosie: It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak the truth. So, what have her actions said?

Charlie: That she believes in me and Y/n, and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And, I can't even pitch my hotel right!

Rosie: Well how do you normally explain your hotel?

Charlie: By singing. But that never works.

Y/n: I've seen that happen.

Rosie: It will work here. Trust me.

Cut back to the crowd. Charlie and Rosie both walk back up on the stage as Y/n watches with anticipation for her bestie. Alastor hands Charlie his microphone, and Charlie begins to sing Ready For This.

Charlie: ♫Have you ever wanted something♫

♫That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?♫

Susan: You mean like human flesh?

Y/n grimaces.

Charlie: Eugh, sort of

♫It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut♫

♫That you could finally be faced with♫

♫A billion needy faces, I guess what I mean to say is♫

♫For the first time in my life♫

♫I might have to be ready for this♫

♫Ready to be the one who's leading from the front♫

♫Gotta come into my own♫

♫Gotta come into my throne♫

♫Gotta take charge and defend my only home♫

♫And although I kinda feel unsteady♫

♫Now I need to be ready for this♫

Charlie marches into the crowd.

Charlie: ♫Have you ever felt like you're willing to die♫

♫To save the people of your city?♫

Susan: By die, you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?

Charlie: That's a start!

Y/n shrugs.

♫Cause right now, we need a leader♫

♫And it seems to me that♫

♫Destiny has picked me to be that♫

♫If you'll permit me♫

♫So who's with me?♫

Charlie starts dancing.

Charlie: ♫Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?♫

♫Join up now if you like travel♫

♫Come on boys, hop in the saddle♫

♫Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel♫

♫Not to mention the camaraderie♫

♫Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships♫

♫With the folks along the way♫

Alastor: ♫And feast on all the angels you can eat!♫

Charlie: ♫Okay...♫

Cannibal: Free food? I'm in!

The cannibal crowd join in on the song and start dancing as well.

Cannibal crowd: ♫It's time now to act♫

♫They're on the attack♫

Alastor takes his microphone back and Rosie hands Charlie a parade stick. Y/n watches by her side.

♫When they move to strike♫

♫We will fight biting back!♫

♫We'll follow your lead♫

♫We're eager to feed♫

♫We'll sharpen our teeth♫

♫For the heavenly feast!♫

♫From this moment on, you can count on us♫

♫To be resolute and ravenous♫

♫Our appetites are whet♫

♫And we're set to seize the day♫

♫So I say, "Oh hey! Come join the flesh buffet!"♫

Charlie: ♫Well, that's a little violent♫

♫Can we tone it down?♫

Rosie: ♫Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin'♫

♫That's enthusiasm, darlin'!♫

Charlie: ♫Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now♫

Rosie: ♫Don't worry, honey♫

♫That's their thing♫

♫Keep singing♫

Charlie and Rosie: ♫We're super duper grateful♫

♫To have you folks aboard♫

Cannibal crowd: ♫Can't wait to taste an angel's wings♫

Charlie: ♫Oh, Lord...♫

♫For the first time in my life♫

2 Cannibals grab Charlie and carry her as they all march down the road.

♫Maybe I can be ready for this♫

♫can be the marshal leading the parade♫

♫I can come into my own♫

♫And I think I've always known♫

♫My destiny could never be postponed♫

♫When Adam brings the battle here♫

♫I must appear like I'm ready for this♫

Rosie: ♫They're dancing along♫

♫They're singing her song♫

Alastor: ♫Surprised?♫

♫Why, I knew she could do it all along♫

Rosie and Alastor: ♫She's bound to pass the test as Princess of Hell♫

♫Like her Daddy she is madly power-fell!♫

Alastor: ♫She's filled with potential that I could guide♫

Rosie: ♫I concur♫

Rosie and Alastor: ♫Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side♫

All: ♫For the first time in our lives♫

♫We know that we are ready for this♫

Rosie: ♫ We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget♫

All: ♫It's time to take a stand♫

Charlie: ♫It is time to lend a hand!♫ (Cannibals: Huzzah!)

♫Against the angels and their deadly threat!♫

All: ♫We cannot take it anymore♫

♫The time has come to go to war♫

Susan gives a nod of approval. As Y/n smiles at the sight.

All: ♫Prepare to fight, we're ready for...♫

♫THIS!♫

Charlie: ♫I really hope that I'm ready for this...♫

Y/n: *Stands by her side* I know you are.

Scene cuts back at the gates of the hotel. Charlie and Y/n are coming from the left with the army of cannibals while Vaggie is coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons.

Vaggie: Looks like you had a busy day.

Charlie and Y/n: You too.

Vaggie: Charlie and Y/n, I--

Charlie: Hold that thought. Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town.

Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie and Y/n.

Vaggie: Oh, Charlie, Y/n.

Y/n: You got wings too, that's awesome!

Charlie: The wings are new. They look nice~. Come on, let's go home.

Both Vaggie, Charlie, and Y/n walk into the hotel, as they find Angel Dust, Nifty, Sir Pentious, and Husk all working on defenses for the hotel together.

Sir Pentious: Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications.

Angel: Yeah, fortify that... Well, look who decided to show up. We thought we were fightin' by ourselves.

Vaggie: You're... you're still here?

Sir Pentious: What? Do you think we're a bunch of pusssssies?

Husk: I just got used to you guys. (Scoffs) I ain't finding no new drinking buddies.

Niffty: I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles] That one's Fred.

Charlie: Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do.

Y/n: Well then let's get to it, guys.

The screen fades to black as the episode ends.

 

After the day of helping her bestie and her friends, Y/n then called Tom to tell him about her day.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby. How are you?" He said back.

"I'm good, babe. I had a long day helping my bestie and friends and getting others to help us during extermination day and I think we're gonna have an advantage now. And how are you?" She replied.

"I'm good, had a good day of reporting news as usual, and now my day is even more good now that you're speaking to me, baby." He replied back.

"Awww you're too kind, babe." She replies with a blush.

"So are you, babe." He replies in happiness.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said in a caring tone.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back in a loving tone as well.

Y/n blushes as they both speak more about themselves.

Her thoughts seemed in deep thought.

While at the same time, thinking about her day with her bestie, and how the upcoming extermination day will be like.

Chapter 32: Seeing Stars

The scene opens with a shot of a galaxy, with Stolas narrating over it.

Stolas: In the great expanse of the nether there exists boundless amounts of magnificent phenomenon the great brilliance of an exploding star, the nimble dance of space dust through a nebula but once every one thousand years our corner of reality is treated to an incredible sight from the deep eldritch recesses of the cosmos the tears of a forgotten colossus begin to fall.

Stolas: Tears made of the hopes and dreams of every living thing that never came to be. Condensed and sent shooting across the night sky in a dazzling final display. What appears to mortal beings as a meteor shower we can see for what it is: Azathoth's Tears.

Octavia (Young) and Y/n (Young): *Giggles* Daddy, can we go see it someday?

Stolas: Yes, dears. I promise, when the day comes nothing will be able to keep me from being there with you two. Good night, my Owlettes.

Octavia (Young): *Yawns* Good night!

Y/n (Young): Good night!

They both turn and wiggle and giggle in their beds.

Scene shifts to present Octavia and Y/n, both still looking happy; they come over and Via circling a drawing on a calendar of her face, N/n's initials, Stolas' face, and a meteor shower. The starfall is "today". They both cheerfully hop down a hallway with Via putting on her boot and N/n getting on her hoodie.

Octavia: Hey, dad!

Y/n: Hey, dad.

They look in the kitchen and around the manor, but he isn't there.

Octavia: Dad? Dad?

Y/n: Dad? I think he's outside.

They see an open foyer door, we hear Stolas' voice coming through it.

Stolas: Yes, I know!

The scene jumps to Stolas out front on the phone with Stella, squeezing a servant in his other hand. Imps are loading items into a van.

Stolas: It will be there, shortly.

Stolas: Of course they're being careful!

Octavia: Dad, what's going on?

Y/n:  Oh, God. Let me guess, it's mom.

Stolas gave a nod.

Stolas: Apparently, your mother can't exist somewhere for two minutes without the entirety of her possessions--

Stella is yelling something incomprehensibly in response through the phone as he speaks.

Stolas: What? No! I'm not turning N/n and Via against you-- Yes, Stella!

Stella: *through the phone* --never have to see your fucking face again!

Octavia: Dad?

Y/n just watched her dad argue with her mom with an upset look.

Stella: *through the phone* Everyone-

She continues to yell incomprehensibly.

Octavia: This is going to be done before tonight, right?

Y/n: Please, dad, can it? For tonight?

Stolas: What? Oh. I hardly think so. Knowing your mother, this will take all weekend. *turns to the imps loading the car* Don't be gentle about it, now! Break whatever you have to to get it all in there.

Stella: *through the phone* What?! What did you just tell them to do?!

Y/n rolls her eyes at her mom's yelling, knowing that's she's the reason she's ruining tonight for her and Via to see the meteor shower.

Octavia: But, tonight was supposed to-

Y/n was going going to say something about the meteor shower too but Stolas spoke again.

Stolas: Darlings, can we not talk about this now? Your mother's being a real B-I-T-C-H.

Stella: *through the phone* The fuck do you mean-

More incomprehensible yelling is heard from Stella's end.

Stolas: Well, how was I supposed to know you can spell?! I've never seen you read!

Stella: *through the phone* I'm going to take everything! Everything you own!

Out of frustration, both Y/n and Octavia slam the door and yell N/n rips up the calendar page, Via angrily topples their telescope over, and they both grab two bags with their things and leave the mansion.

Y/n: I can't believe dad forgot about tonight. Dad promised us that we would be able to see the stars tonight.

Octavia: I can't believe it either. Dad promised us we would go see the stars tonight. But he can't because of mom.

Y/n: Looks like we're gonna have to see the stars on our own, Via.

Octavia: Yeah. Let's go see the stars ourselves, N/n.

They gave a sisterly handshake and hug and then headed out.

The scene zooms in on their circled date and then cuts to another calendar with a circled date of the 20th with the words "Have The Talk" in the background you can see the words "Have the talk" scribbled out on the 11th, 12th, 15th, 18th, and 19th.

The 13th has a drawing of a horse and is labeled "Riding Lessons" and the 14th has a drawing of the moon, a squirting dick, and is labeled as "Stolas??". There's a sound of crashing and the calendar zooms out, showing that it is Verosika-themed, with a post-it note of a drawing of Blitzo's face slapped over hers. It zooms further out as knives fly past the screen and Blitzo looking nervous.

Blitzo: Loona, honey, wait just a-- shit!

He runs backwards as Loona runs forwards looking pissed.

Blitzo: Loonie, please, can we talk--

The office's empty water dispenser is thrown his way and hits him in the face.

Blitzo: FUCK! Uh, I mean, wow! Good throw, honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!

Loona pounces and tackles him off camera.

Loona grabs a picture off the wall and begins beating Blitzo with it while Millie walks past to the couch where Moxxie is sitting. She joins him on it and they drink coffee together from their matching mugs.

Millie: What's this all about, honey?

Moxxie: Ah, oh! Blitzo finally talked to her about her attitude with clients.

Blitzo grabs the couch they're sitting on and pulls it forwards, jumping and hiding behind it.

Loona: *Growls*

Blitzo: I just think some small tweaks might help you be more of a uh, people person, you know?

Loona: I am a people person!

She reaches forwards, grabs Blitzo by the collar and pulls him close.

Loona: If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?

Blitzo: Okay, well, maybe I- Maybe I might.

Loona: What?

Blitzo looks back at Moxxie who gives him a thumbs up, turns back to Loona.

Blitzo: Maybe I will, little missy! Yeah, that's right it's tough love time. So, now you can... go... to your desk!

Loona growls and drops him before heading back to her desk.

Y/n and Octavia open the door and wrap their hairs around their necks like scarf disguises. No one notices them entering.

Moxxie: Sir, if I may say so; you're doing the right thing. If we can't even hire a cheerful qualified receptionist, how can people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies for them? It's good for business.

Octavia and Y/n halt before Loona spots them sneaking in, but she doesn't react to them because Y/n was giving Loona a pleading look that said 'Please let us do this, bestie.' to which Loona gives a nod to listen to her best friend, to which Y/n smiles back. Octavia and Y/n make it into Blitzo's office and start rummaging around in his desk to no avail. They turn behind them and point to a framed portrait of IMP all together and moves it to reveal a wall safe covered in spider webs and labeled "Blitzo's stuf Do Nut Steel!!" with a drawing of two horses. They enter a code of 1-2-3-4 and the safe opens. Y/n grabs her father's grimoire out of the safe and she and Via flip through the pages.

Octavia and Y/n: Take us to see the stars.

A pentagram swirls around them and black swirls of power stream towards the ceiling. The light show coming from his boss' office catches Moxxie's attention.

Moxxie: Um, sir?

Blitzo: *cucumber slices fall off his eyes* The fuck?

I.M.P squeezes through the door as one weapons drawn, just in time to see Y/n and Octavia disappearing through the portal.

Blitzo: *raises voice* ...Looona!

Loona: *Off-screen, nonchalantly* Oh, yeah. You have visitors.

Octavia slowly blinks her eyes open.

Octavia: Where are we?

She looks around for her sister.

Octavia: Y/n?

The scene opens on a blank Hollywood star as a hobo offscreen vomits onto it, causing Octavia slides backwards and yelps. The dead body of Brennon Ragers with an eyeball coming out of his head lies underneath Octavia, who accidentally crushed him after falling on him from the portal. The grimoire sits next to him. Octavia looks up and the portal closes. She then runs off with the grimoire trying desperately to find her sister Y/n.

Octavia: Woah!

Clown: This is my territory, bitch! Take your shitty costume and get the fuck off my corner! *pushes Octavia*

Y/n then shows up nearby in her human disguise and telekinetically snaps his neck then he drops dead.

Octavia: Y/n!

Y/n: Octavia!

They hug each other.

Y/n: Let's keep going.

Octavia: Right.

Octavia and Y/n grab their things and run across a cross walk while cars swerve and almost hit Via. She runs into a protest mob. They're holding signs that say, "demons walk among us", "God hates you personally", and "<-- To Hell".

She dodges away from them and almost into a gleaming golden statue of a man smiling with his hand out. Octavia falls to the ground as two ladies see her and look shocked. Y/n shows up beside her and helps pull her away from them. They held hands to stay close to each other protectively as Y/n held the grimoire and they both went into an alley way to help calm Via down. Via sits with her knees to her chest breathing heavily like a panic attack from not being in the human world before as Y/n held her close which calmed Via down as she held Y/n like a support.

Y/n: It'll be okay, Via. I'm here. Just stay calm. Take deep breaths.

Octavia listened to her sister.

She calmed down after a while with some deep breaths and holding Y/n.

Once Octavia calmed down, she hugged Y/n back.

Octavia: Thanks, N/n. I'm glad you're here with me.

Y/n: No problem, now let's keep searching.

The scene cuts to Blitzo also panicking.

Blitzo: Shit, shit, shit, shit! *grabs Moxxie* What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!

Moxxie: Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand if -- *gets shoved away by Blitzo*

Blitzo: Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie.

Moxxie: Sir, I don't think we really have a choice.

Blitzo: So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like, "Hey, Stolas" -

Jump cut to Blitzo actually on the phone.

Blitzo: So, your daughters, Y/n and Octavia, came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the fuck knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!

He looks progressively more worried as he speaks and quickly puts the phone down when he's done, backing away slightly.

Blitzo: Oh, that actually went better than I thought.

The door blows up and Stolas stands inside in his full demon form.

Stolas: *demonically* BLITZO!

Cut back to Octavia and Y/n exploring. Octavia is trying to talk to people on the street, who are ignoring her.

Y/n, however, doesn't even try to speak to anyone, knowing how humans are.

Octavia: Hey, do y- Can you help - h-how do we get ah - we - excuse me, I just need to know where we can... *sighs* see the stars. *groans and rubs at her eye, pulling her beanie over her face*

Y/n: *puts a hand on Via's shoulder* Don't even try asking anyone about anything, Via. Humans don't even know anything about what we're asking.

Octavia: Yeah, I guess you're right.

A pamphlet flies into Octavia's face as Y/n takes it off of her, it says "bus tours" on the back and on the inside center panel "Star * Struck Tourz" and in the bottom left hand corner "Stalk your fave celeb!"

Y/n: *crumples the flyer close in a hug* I think this could be it, Via!

Octavia: Yes!

They both got excited as they expand it back out and run to hop a seat on the Starstruck Tourz bus.

Stolas paces in front of Moxxie, Millie, and Blitzo.

Stolas: How could this happen?! Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?! *clutches at his hat worriedly* Why would they do this? How are we supposed to find them? Where would they go?

Loona sniffs the air.

Loona: Well, it reeks of urine and desperation so... *sniffs again* Ugh... L.A.

Everyone goes from worried to turning and looking at Loona surprised.

Loona: What?

Cut to Loona being shoved through a portal that the rest of IMP and Stolas walks through.

Blitzo: Alright, Loona, let's make this quick. In and out before anyone notices us here.

Sounds of gunfire and screaming as Blitzo looks around the alley way that they've portaled into.

Blitzo: Oh. This doesn't look much different from Hell. *brushes off his front* Alright, now let's get to work. Loonie, sniff!

Loona: *removes an empty can from her hair* How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?

Moxxie: Can't you even do one thing right?

Loona: *smugly* Can't you finally do something about how fat you are?

Moxxie: I'm not --

Blitzo: *also smugly* You know, it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then.

Moxxie: What? But, I'm not fat!

Blitzo jumps up on a dumpster and tapes a picture to the open lid. It has drawings of IMP with Loona in her human disguise plus stolas and a fake mustache.

Blitzo: Now, first things first we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way *points at his drawing* We're gonna need disguises.

Loona and Stolas get a dual transformation sequence into human disguises.

Millie claps in amazement while Moxxie look unimpressed. Blitzo eyes widen and blushes seeing Stolas's human disguise. In the background next to him is a poster that reads "Public Health WARNING: New study finds LA water to be 2% sewer overflow and 98% literal acid. 'NO, OBVIOUSLY DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT!!' Top Scientists Say."

Blitzo: No chance you can conjure us a couple of those, can ya?

Stolas: Sadly, no. I'm afraid without my grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world.

Blitzo: What, you can't memorize your fucking spells?

Stolas: *annoyed* Oh, your memory's so great? *gestures to Moxxie* What's his phone number?

Blitzo: *defeatedly* Fuck you.

Stolas: *smugly* Exactly.

They walk out of the alleyway and Stolas grabs a pair of red-tinted sunglasses which he puts on his head where his second pair of eyes would be in his normal form. Moxxie runs face first into a human.

Music Dude: Hey, little man. How about you check out *pulls CD out of jacket* this demo right here? This is some premium Grade-A fire right here! Perfect for you to crank with the little lady.

He grabs Millie and pulls her close to her obvious displeasure.

Moxxie: Oh, wow! You made this? Thank you.

He and Millie walk away as the dude follows and stops them.

Music Dude: Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hold up a sec, you just gonna grab it and go?

Millie: *annoyed* He said, "thank you".

Music Dude: *puts a hand in her face* Twenty bucks, man.

Moxxie: *grabs Millie's face, desperately* Millie, we need money to pay this talented artist!

Millie watches as the rest of their group walks past the corner without them.

Millie: You can just give it back, Mox.

Moxxie gasps and grabs the sides of his face, he jumps behind a tree crouching and holding the CD close.

Moxxie: Millie! These artists put their heart and soul into their work! I can't just give it back like it's worthless!

He hisses and swipes at a squirrel that was sniffing at him while holding the CD close.]l

Millie: It probably is.

A woman walks past and flips a coin to Moxxie.

Woman: Sick demon costume, man!

Moxxie stares at the coin he's received.

Woman: It's metal as fuck!

Moxxie stands up and flips the coin before accidentally dropping it. He chases after it, collects it, and flips it again catching it correctly this time.

Moxxie: I have an ide- Oh, woah! Hey, hey, hey, hey, come back here! *grunt of effort* I have an idea!

The coin has an eagle in the center. On the top, it says USA on the bottom it says 2021.

Switch back to Y/n and Octavia. The bus stops and they groan.

Tour Guide: And to your left, you'll see the home of one of those influencers who thinks they're hot shit cause now they do TV shows.

A woman and her kid hop into a limo while a man lays prostrated on the ground crying and begging, the limo drives away and he stands up and begins kissing the man standing nearby wearing a pink bathrobe.

They both groan and turn away with Via pulling beanie down over her eyes and Y/n lowering her hoodie over her head annoyed by humans around both of them as she sets the humans on fire, to which they scream to death, giving her a smirk at least.

Scene cut to a door opening at a store labeled "Little costume shop of horrors". A torso animatronic with an eye falling out cackles. Blitzo walks through the door dressed in a pink shirt, blue jeans, and wig. His horns have been covered with frankly gigantic ears. Stolas looks up at him as Blitzo gestures to himself.

Blitzo: So?

A woman screams excitedly.

Woman #2: Look, everyone! It's Holly's Wood star, Brennon Ragers!

Blitzo: The fuck is a Brendon Rager - Oh.

He looks up and sees a billboard for "Sweetie! I'm In the House!! Guest Starring Brennon Ragers". The man on the poster is the one Octavia accidentally killed by landing on earlier.

Stolas: *looking up at the billboard, eyes widen* Oh, dear.

A crowd immediately mobs Blitzo, taking pictures and begging for things while Blitzo tries to escape.

Blitzo: *shouting* Millie, where are you and your whore bag husband?!

Cut to Millie and Moxxie singing "Til the Day We Die"; a couple and other passersby stand together witnessing the demon couple's performance, as the Music Dude who gave Moxxie the $20 CD looks miffed. One street performer takes off a mask resembling a dinosaur Elmo from Sesame Street.

Moxxie and Millie: ♫ You're my lovely little monster, and I'll never say goodbye. I will kill for you, until the day we die. ♫

The crowd cheers throwing roses and money Moxxie's way while he bows. He points to the money earned to Millie looking excited. She looks less than impressed. He gives the money to the Music Dude.

Moxxie: And, here you are, my fellow Troubadour.

Music Dude: *snatches the mug full of coins, annoyed* Whatever, man. Get the fuck outta here, you're cramping my business.

Millie: Come on, babe! We have to catch up to Blitzo before -

She turns and runs face first into a mural.

Art Salesman: Ayyy, wanna buy some art?

Moxxie: *excitedly, picks up a flyer* Wha? YES!

The stall he is holding a picture that says "believe" on it. There are three key chains displayed: a palm tree head on a figure wearing a bikini, a wolf wearing boxers with hearts either over or as its nipples, and a Verosika Mayday in her human form holding a microphone, smiling and looks happy. Millie facepalms at Moxxie's response.

Cut back to the piling crowd surrounding Blitzo.

Blitzo: *shouting* I'm taking this out of their pay!

A truck is seen with agents jumping out to break the commotion. A man is seen blowing his whistle with a diploma in his hands, and Blitzo is finally let go. A producer approaches him.

Producer: *holding a bag of fruit snacks* Mr. Ragers, we've been looking for you everywhere. You were supposed to be on set an hour ago!

Blitzo: The fuck are you talking about?

Producer: Your guest spot on... *eats a fruit snack* "Sweetie! I'm in the House!!"

An ad pops up, resembling the same design of the billboard, and briefly disappears.

Producer: We're taping tonight. Now, hurry up and get in the car!

Blitzo: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm not going anywhere with you, jizz-biscuit! *flips him off*

Producer: Very funny, Mr. Ragers. Now, get in the car. *tries to lure him with a fruit snack* Come on, boy, come on.

Blitzo: Get your fucking hands off me!

Blitzo breaks free from the guard as briefly as he is caught again.

Blitzo: Loona! Stolas! A little help, here?!

Blitzo's fake ears fall out, as a man who drops his baby catches the fake ears. This leads the crowd to have an altercation, fighting over the ears. Stolas tries to get through.

Stolas: E-excuse me, sir. I'm… *fixes hair nervously* Mr. Ragers' agent, and I don't believe you can just--

An agent behind Stolas cracks his neck, and grabs him from behind.

Stolas: Oh! You are strong!

Blitzo and Stolas are thrown in the back of the car. Blitzo growls his way back out, but the doors close before he can escape.

Stolas: Blitzo, we don't have time for this. N/n and Via could be anywhere. They could be in danger.

Blitzo: Don't worry, I'm on it.

Blitzo breaks the windows with his horns, and spots Loona punching the people in the crowd.

Blitzo: Loonie, go find N/n and Via! We'll catch up soon!

Loona flips him off.

Blitzo: *proudly* Yeah! Way to be a team player, sweetie!

Blitzo: *turns to Stolas* They're in great hands.

Cut to the bus, people walking out of it. The camera pans up to an annoyed Y/n and annoyed Octavia ripping the pamphlet in half. They both stayed close as they proceed to walk away from the group, both not noticing a crime scene, walking above a corpse. They then stop when they come across a sign titled, "Star Owl: Souvenir Shop."

Y/n: Cool.

Octavia: Real cool.

They take pictures of the sign, proceeds to walk but slowly stop when they take a look at what's inside the shop itself, zooming into a box that says "Starstruck" on it.

Cut to a building entitled "Starstruck Studios". One Agent has Stolas sling over his shoulder while other agents are seen carrying a resisting Blitzo, doing everything in his power to try and escape, but to no avail. With the paparazzi around him, he is then thrown to a chair in a makeup room.

Producer: Let's get him ready! He's on in five!

Blitzo: What? "Five" what? I-I can't be on a sitcom!

Blitzo is then smacked in the face with a powder pad, as the smoke transitions to backstage, with Stolas beside him holding water bottles.

Producer: Should've had an ego crisis before signing the contract.

Blitzo: I-I-I… Whoa-, I don't even know the fucking lines, idiot!

Producer: Well, that's why God invented teleprompters!

The scene shifts to an actress smoking a cigarette, a child actress snorting cocaine, and a guy on a teleprompter that says "GOD KILL ME PLS", before breaking down and electrocuting the guy on top of it.

Stolas: Shouldn't he rehearse, or something?

Producer: No can do, we're live in 10, 9--

As the producer walks out the stage, Blitzo begins to hyperventilate.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! I-I... I can't do this. No, not again. I-I haven't performed since--

Stolas: *approaches Blitzo* Blitzo, if your performance on stage is half as good as it is in bed, you'll leave them breathless.

Stolas strokes Blitzo's face as a nervous Blitzo gulps to the sound of that.

Stolas: Now, hurry up and wow them, so we can get back to finding N/n and Via.

Stolas pushes Blitzo onto the set where the lights have yet to be turned on.

Stolas: Break a leg, darling!

He quickly closes the door, and the lights go on faster than Blitzo can respond. He then looks towards the studio audience.

Producer: *off-screen* Action!

The scene zooms out to the studio audience observing, as theme music plays. Zooming back in towards an actor on the couch.

Male Actor: Well, if it isn't our neighbor, Ronnie. You feel that earthquake earlier?

Blitzo looks towards the stage crew looking just as distressed as he is.

Stolas: *whispering* Say something...

The teleprompter appears with Blitzo's lines, with the latter sweating profusely attempting to play along.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah? Yeah. "That was just my wife rolling out of bed."

Stolas looks nervously to the audience, unresponsive at first, but laughing instantly. Blitzo then smiles to their reaction, not noticing the signs indicating people to laugh with a bit of static.

Blitzo: Yeah, yeah! *more enthusiastically* Yeah, and then that BITCH hit her head on the way down and shattered her skull!

The signs do not change, as they still say "Laugh", but no one is laughing, except for Stolas, finding this humorous.

Blitzo: There's blood everywhere... pee in her pants...

Stolas continues to laugh in hoots, the audience looks up at the signs, which say, "Srsly, laugh anyway", and the audience proceeds to laugh to this as well. Blitzo, becoming less nervous, winks at Stolas, who blushes immensely and chugs a bottle of acid water.

Transition to Loona sipping coffee and opening up her phone to "Sinstagram". As she walks around the city with "I Like It" playing on her phone, she stops when she spots the Star Owl: Souvenir Shop sign on the wall. She admires this, and takes a selfie with it to post on her Sinstagram.

After posting the photo and scrolling down her feed, she notices a post from Y/n and Octavia at the same location. Taken aback by this, she spits out her coffee, and then looks at Y/n's and Octavia's profile, with some of their recent posts being pictures they took throughout the city.

One post shows a castle they were nearby, with the caption reading "Found a cool looking castle, reminds us of home..." which was shown to have been posted two minutes ago when Loona first saw it. As Loona observes, that same castle from the post is right behind her. Looking at the castle, and the coffee, she crushes the latter and runs towards the castle. The coffee spills and gets stepped on, as the scene transitions to the castle from the post.

Loona looks around trying to find Y/n and Octavia, but her phone goes off again, revealing another post from Octavia and Y/n depicting where they are at, but no sign of them in real life. Another post, where they're seen in front of the Holly's Wood sign, Loona is right in front of it, and when she believes she found Octavia and Y/n, she mistakes them for two humans that looks like them from behind.

The montage continues as Loona scrolls through her phone to multiple places that Y/n and Octavia has been in, with the background changing to its exact location, but every attempt proves futile with the two sisters Y/n and Octavia nowhere to be found. Loona sweats for a while, but still keeps searching. She approaches the observatory in front of her.

The scene transitions to the same observatory seen in a newspaper from an audience member. Back at Starstruck Studios, the audience is seen looking either visibly bored, or mentally scarred. Stolas is also looking troubled.

Blitzo: Oh, Uggie! You've gone and done it again.

Cut to a pug who seems to have urinated on the set's couch.

Blitzo: *enthusiastically* That's the fifth couch this year!

The scene pans up to the screens, still advising the audience to laugh, who struggle to do so. One audience member laughs out of insanity, and then passes out while foaming at the mouth.

Blitzo: You know, maybe it's about time I found *boops Uggie on the nose* you a new home, one that could put up with your attitude.

As Blitzo takes out a leash, the other actors appear on set.

Child Actor: I could take him, Mr. Ronnie! I'd be happy to adopt old Uggie and give him the attention he needs!

As the family comes together, the spotlight centers only them, with cute animals surronding them. The crowd responds with an "Awww", as Blitzo faces away from them.

Blitzo: Yeah... yeah, m-maybe, you should adopt...

Looking at Uggie, the scene pans to a flashback from several years prior, Blitzo looking in a cell with a bunch of hounds, the one in the center resembling Uggie.

Blitzo: Aww, they're all so cute. And they're.... sad.

Blitzo is seen at a Hellhound adoption center.

Adoption Center Lady: Maybe you could adopt this one here. Quite a strong lad, he'll be perfect for whatever work you want to use him for.

Blitzo sets his sight on the dog he's recommended, but his look of excitement turns into disgust after seeing the hound's face.

Blitzo: Ugh! No, I'm not looking for no ugly wonker, heh. I need something that's more family-friendly,

Adoption Center Lady: *still deadpan* A gift for the wife, huh? No problem. We have a nice selection of other hounds.

As the two continue to walk, Blitzo stops for a moment at the cell in front of him.

Blitzo: *pointing* Who's that?

The scene pans to a angry teenage Loona texting on her phone with a younger vicious hound holding a bat full of bloody nails, wanting Loona's phone.

Adoption Center Lady: Oh, her? That's just Loona. What a nightmare.

The younger hound is thrown against the cell bars. Loona pants furiously then crawls back in her space.

Adoption Center Lady: *off-screen* Serious attitude problems.

Blitzo observes Loona, as her angry faces turns slowly into sadness.

Adoption Center Lady: *off-screen* She'll be out of our hair next month when she ages out.

Loona scoots back over in her bench, holding herself and shedding tears.

Adoption Center Lady: *off-screen* Good riddance, if you ask me. She'll never amount to anything much.

The scenes flash between a sad Loona, and a sympathetic Blitzo, until flashing back to the present on set.

Blitzo takes the pug to himself and hugs it close.

Blitzo: No. No, no, no, you can't have her! She's mine, and I love her!

The signs that say "Laugh" change to "Awww?", as this moves the audience, but confuses Stolas.

Child Actor: But, Mr. Ronnie, you gotta let me have the puppy. You just gotta!

Blitzo hisses at her, preventing her from touching Uggie.

Blitzo: Don't you touch her, you little anal fissure!

The child actor steps away from the scene as the audience laughs, which offends Blitzo.

Blitzo: Oh, you think this is funny, assholes?!

Blitzo points to the child actor, who's trying to walk away from his outburst.

Blitzo: She's not fit to be a mother! I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room!

Seeing him break character, the producer sends his agents to try and deal with Blitzo.

Female Actor: Now, uh... Ronnie. I think maybe you should--

She tries to take Uggie from Blitzo, but he smacks her off of him, as well as the wig on her head.

Blitzo: NO! You can't have my baby, BITCH!

As the agents corner Blitzo, he pulls out his pistol against them, with the signs above exclaiming "Oh, shit!"

Blitzo: I'LL NEVER GET RID OF HER!!!

As more people pile on top of Blitzo, he shoots several of them in the head, but is still trapped within the crowd. Stolas tries to approach.

Stolas: I'm coming, Bliiiitzo! *trips* Excuse me! Would you mind?!

As Stolas tries to move through the crowd to save Blitzo, he is pushed back. Fed up with this, he grabs his water bottle, and pathetically throws it across. It hits the producer, but as the acid water spills all over him, it burns his skin severely. This causes him to knock down the teleprompter, which then reads "Let it burn" in red, lighting the stage on fire, and puts the lights out for a moment.

Stolas gets accidentally pushed back by the crowd, almost falling into one of the raging fires in the studio before Blitzo catches him by the arm.

Blitzo: *determined* Now, let's go find our daughters.

Blitzo still has his gun in hand, and his pink shirt is ripped in half. An explosion bursts behind him highlighting his toned figure as Stolas blushes in response once again, before being dragged to the exit.

Cut to the scene, burning down as the scene pans up to the smoke coming from the fire. The smoke fades as the scene transitions and pans down to the observatory. Loona is still seen looking around, until she halts at a staircase seeing a crying Octavia and Y/n holding and comforting her by her side. Y/n is back in her normal demon goetia form. They both see a blue hue next to them, which is seen by Loona reverting back into her normal form.

Loona: Hey.

Y/n smiles to her as Octavia wipes her tears.

Y/n and Octavia: Hey.

Y/n: How did you find us, Loona?

Loona: Your Sinstagrams. Nice pics by the way, you two.

Loona pulls out her phone, showing pics that Y/n and Octavia posted.

Y/n: Thanks, Loons.

Octavia: Oh, thanks. *sniffles*

Loona: You two okay?

Octavia: Can't believe I was so stupid. We spent all day looking for a place where we could see some dumb meteor shower. *crying*

Y/n: And all we get is... *gestures to the smoggy sky* this.

Loona: Yeah, smog's a bitch.

Loona attempts to light up a cigarette, but no flames comes out. As she tries, Y/n snaps a flame for Loona's cigarette. Loona takes a smoke, as some of it gets in Octavia's and Y/n's faces as Y/n wipes it away from them.

Loona: You know, your dad's really worried about you two.

She sits next to Y/n and Octavia on the ledge.

Octavia: *scoffs* Right! That's why you're here instead of him. He couldn't be bothered to keep his promise, and now he can't be bothered to come and get us himself. *sniffles*

Y/n: He'd rather spend his time just screaming at our mum. Of course, I found out how our mom really is, but still why didn't our own dad remember about our promise? Why does he hate her more than he loves us? 

A long silence between them until Loona extracts her cigarette and exhales.

Loona: *sighs* Sometimes... sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kind of shit gets messy, and everybody's got issues, especially dads. And sometimes they fuck up -- well, all the time. But, that doesn't mean they don't care.

Octavia: If he cares, where is he?

Loona: He's somewhere down there.

The scene pans to the city.

Y/n: He's here?

Loona: Looking for you two. I mean... *smokes her cigarette once more* try to cut your dad some slack, girls.

Loona continues to light up her lighter, and a flame finally lights up.

Loona: He may not always get it right, but... he's trying.

She looks at the lighter and sees the sticker with the I.M.P logo on it, and gives a smile as she look towards both Y/n and Octavia.

Loona: That's more important than you think.

Y/n and Octavia look at her by surprise, until they notice a light shining on their faces, which is seen to be coming from the moon as the smog clears up. As the three stare at the moon, Loona turns off her lighter, and throws away her cigarette. She stands up for a few stretches.

Loona: You ready to go?

She extends her hand to Y/n and Octavia, but instead, they give her the grimoire.

Octavia: Yeah.

Y/n: Yeah, we're ready. Thanks, Loona.

Loona: No problem.

Loona gives her hand to Y/n and Octavia once more, and this time, she is greeted with two hugs, which Loona returns the favor. The scene pans out as the three hold hands.

Cut to a far perspective of the Starstruck Studios building still burning, while police cars are heard, Blitzo and Stolas are seen walking away. Zooming up to Blitzo's phone on the maps app with a location titled "Not Topic."

Blitzo: Now, if we could just find where...

A red portal appears in front of them, where Loona exits.

Blitzo: Loona!

With her hand still in the portal, Loona removes herself from it with both Y/n and Octavia still holding her hand.

Blitzo: Oh, Loona, my sweet baby girl! I'm so sorry, I'll never replace you no matter what you--

Before he can finish his sentence, Loona furiously kicks him in the groin as he winces in pain.

Loona: You're good.

Y/n giggles at this.

Stolas painfully looks at Blitzo, until he faces Y/n and Octavia.

Octavia and Y/n: Dad... We're so sorry.

Stolas runs up to hug them, as he reverts back to his demon form.

Stolas: I'm just relieved you're both okay! But, what would possess you two to do such a thing? You know I haven't taught you advanced spells like this yet.

Octavia and Y/n: We just wanted to see the stars like you promised during our childhood.

Stolas: The stars? *gasps* Azathoth's tears! Oh, no. Oh, my dear sweet N/n and Via. I am so--

They both stop him as they hug him.

Octavia and Y/n: We know, dad. It's okay, you're here now.

Stolas returns the hug to his daughters. Loona watches happily, until she notices Blitzo trying to hug her, and responds with smacking him with the book with a smug but loving face. She then notices a faint glow in the sky. The scene pans out to show several fireworks exploding in the sky. Loona records this on her phone as Y/n takes a couple of pictures of it.

Loona: What the fuck is that?

Blitzo: My acting career.

Loona gives a loving smile at Blitzo's quip. As the fireworks take off, Stolas, Y/n, and Octavia look up in awe.

Octavia: *gasps happily* Look at that one! Did you see that one?

Y/n: *smiles* I sure did. It looks amazing!

Blitzo: Now, where the fuck are M n' M?

Cut to a closeup of Millie on her phone texting Blitzo. Around the alley that she came from, the portal back to I.M.P Headquarters appears in front of her. Moxxie is then seen carrying a heavy bag full of art paraphernalia.

Moxxie: Art is heavy!

Millie enters the portal, and before Moxxie can enter, he is stopped by another music salesman wanting to sell his CD's. Moxxie approaches to pay him for the demo, but Millie throws a knife and kills the salesman before Moxxie can pay him, then grabs the demo and throws it into the street.

Millie: March, mister!

Moxxie sadly walks to the portal, but for a short while after, Millie carries him effortlessly into the portal, leaving the trophy bag behind. The full version of "Til the Day We Die" plays during the end credits.

 

After returning back to hell and then giving Octavia some magic lessons on how to advance her goetia powers and abilities just like her own, Y/n decided to see her boyfriend Tom after his work. She creates a portal and teleported herself to his workplace. She showed up behind him and hugs him from behind.

She cuddles him close as he blushes.

"Hello, babe." She said while blushing and smiling.

"Hello, baby." He said back while smiling and blushing at his girlfriend.

She kissed his head as they both turn to face each other as they shared a cuddle.

"It's good to see you again, babe." They both said to each other.

They both gave each other a deep long kiss on the lips.

They both then look into each other's eyes.

"I love you a lot, babe." She replies.

"I love you so much, baby. If I could, I would tell everyone I love you." He replies back.

She giggled at him as they both blushed.

"I went to the human world today with Via. And I took some pictures too. Wanna see them?" She tells him.

"Sure, baby." He answers.

She showed him the pictures she took of the many human places she went to earlier that day with Via and even the fireworks on too, which they both loved.

They both then shared another long lasting kiss.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back.

They smile and blush at each other's embraces.

While holding each other close.

They continue cuddling, making out, and kissing for the whole night together.

Chapter 33: Exes And Oohs

The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Cut to the inside of the office with Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone. Moxxie looks around.

Moxxie: *softly claps twice* You know, I checked the scale today. *inhales* And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.

Moxxie: I. am not. FAT!

Cut to the front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.

Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!

Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.

Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?

Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.

Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. *tail twitches*

Moxxie: Oh! Oh...

Millie: *retracts knife* He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock".

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Millie: *raises voice* Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—

Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.

Blitzo: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—

He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.

Moxxie: What is this?

Blitzo: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? I alphabetized them.

He walks back into his office.

Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?

Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.

Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.

Blitzo: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.

Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. *smokes cigar* It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth (through the phone) your time.

Blitzo: Ooh, how ominous. *chuckles* Fine, whatever, what's the address?

Client: Transportation has already (through the phone) been taken care of.

Blitzo peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office Moxxie and Millie are in to find the helicopter before the main window.

Blitzo: What the fuck is that?

The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word.

Blitzo: Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!

With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitzo had been saving across the town.

Blitzo: My research!

Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result. The helicopter approaches Blitz, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.

Pilot: I.M.P? Right this way, please!

Moxxie: Uh, sir?

Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot, while Millie holds her knife out.

Moxxie: What's going on?

Blitzo: Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us. Loona, could you text Y/n to come over here with us? We could use some help with this.

Loona: Already on it.

As soon as she sent a text, a couple minutes later Y/n appeared through teleporting through a portal.

Y/n: Hey, guys. I'm here.

Blitzo: That was fast. Good to see ya, Y/n.

Moxxie: Glad you could come, your highness Y/n.

Millie: Nice to see ya, Y/n.

Y/n: Same. And thanks, thanks for letting me know, Loona.

Loona: Anytime, bestie.

Blitzo: Let's head in, guys.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Y/n walk toward the helicopter.

Moxxie: Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea.

Blitzo: It'll be fine. Now, get your asses moving.

Blitzo pushes Moxxie and Millie into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Millie notices her seatbelt is broken. Y/n gets on and sits down on a seat.

Millie: Is this thing safe?

Pilot: Don't worry, we are professionals!

The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land, which is going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"

Y/n: Never been around here before.

Moxxie: *disdained groan* I hate this place.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?

Moxxie: Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up just over there *points through glass*, swore I'd never come back, and— uh uh— what— what, where are we going?

The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.

Moxxie: What— Blitzo, who did you say this meeting was with?

Blitzo: I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place.

The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realizing where he's landed.

Moxxie: Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, as Blitzo shoves him to move forward. Y/n walked behind them.

Client: (off-screen) There he is!

The client moves out the doorway, being visible on screen.

Client: There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!

Blitzo and Millie: "Daddy"?

Y/n raised an eyebrow at this.

Client: I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me! *laughs*

Moxxie: Guys, um, *clears throat nervously* this is my father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss, Blitzo. And Y/n Goetia, the Goetia Princess. And my—

Millie: —Millie! I'm his wife!

Millie takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.

Crimson: And what a beautiful wife you are. *kisses Millie's hand* Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?

Millie: Oh, I'm sure he would've introduced us.. eventually.

Crimson: Oh, I'm sure.

He then turns to Y/n.

Crimson: You're Y/n Goetia. It's a pleasure to meet you, your lovely highness.

Y/n: A pleasure to have met you too, Mr. Crimson.

Crimson looks over to Blitzo.

Crimson: You got to be Blitz, with the silent "o", right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work.

Blitzo: Really? *turns to Moxxie* What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me? I'll fucking kill you Moxxie, don't you fucking test me!

Crimson: No, no! From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid.

Blitzo: Really? *chuckles* Well, I guess it's about time folks recognized my talent.

Crimson: *laughs* I like your attitude. Well, I hope you're all hungry. We put together a fabulous dinner for you.

Millie: Hey, baby. Why haven't I met your Pa before?

Moxxie: *nervously* Well uh, y'know, i-it's just, never been a—

Crimson: Hey! You two, move it before it gets cold.

Moxxie: Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later.

Millie takes Moxxie's hand and both enter the house with Blitzo and Y/n. Crimson's smile fades then he snaps his fingers and enters the house. The two men standing at the door follow him inside, closing the door behind them. Inside, Crimson prepares a drink for Blitzo.

Crimson: So, Blitzo, ya always been a hitman?

Blitzo: No, no, not always. Yeah, *takes the drink from Crimson* I was in the circus for a long time.

Crimson: *finger guns* Show business! *sits down* Good money in that.

Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence.

Moxxie: *looks over to Blitzo* What are we doing here... *then, to his dad* sir?

Crimson: *rolls eyes* Moxxie, I raised you better than that. *lights cigar* Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' on one more.

Suddenly, the last guest kicks his way into the house, making an entrance.

Guest: Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!

Millie and Moxxie: Chaz?! (to each other) Wait, what?

Moxxie: You know him?

Millie: *groans and slaps forehead* You remember that "ex" I was talking about?

Chaz walks over and hugs Moxxie and Millie.

Chaz: Looks like I got two big sex reunions today. (singsong voice) How lucky am I?

Millie: (surprised) Did you date him too?

Chaz: Ha, yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in—

Y/n: *gives a look of disgust* Uh...

Blitzo: (angrily) Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!

Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of himself and Millie.

Moxxie: (bitterly) It was a long time ago.

Chaz: But, I still remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like (fondly) it was written in the stars.

Blitzo: Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich.

Blitzo and Y/n then notice all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim: A photo of Crimson and a mob boss, the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall, and a framed family painting of Crimson, a younger Moxxie, and Moxxie's mother, as if posing like a mob family, hanging over the fireplace. Both Blitzo and Y/n hear a knock on the door and look just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag.

Blitzo: Oh... shit.

Y/n: Shit.

Millie: (concerned) You've never told me this before.

Moxxie: I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life. But, (dramatically) I first saw Chaz at my induction.

Flashback to Moxxie's time in the mob. Moxxie gets a handshake and a kiss from Crimson, welcoming him into the business. Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chaz grinning and applauding at him. Moxxie blushes at the attention Chaz is giving him.

Moxxie: (voiceover) -in the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!

Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away the Tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin. Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chaz grabs it, touching his hand. Both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it away. Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart.

The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chaz at the door. Chaz is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands. The signs say "TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in.

Another scene has Moxxie polishing a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction.

In another scene, Moxxie poses nude, except for a necklace and his socks, on the couch while Chaz paints him before the flashback fades back to the present.

Moxxie: It's been 84 years...

Blitzo: (confused) Isn't that from that boat movie?

Y/n: I think that it's called Titanic.

Millie: (skeptical) Did any of that stuff actually happen?

Chaz: Oh, yeah! *licks lips* But, he skipped over the jizz-covered parts.

Moxxie: Anyway. Things changed when we went on a heist together.

Flashback to the heist, Moxxie, carrying a bag of money, is running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under. Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor.

After struggling to get out he turns to Chaz for help. Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money, giving Moxxie a final look before running off, leaving a betrayed Moxxie devastated and in tears. Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.

Cellmate: So, what're you in for?

Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. His cellmate, Blitzo, is lying on the top bunk.

Blitzo: Okay, not much of a talker, are you? *hops down and shakes Moxxie's hand* I'm Blitzo, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-

Moxxie attempts to speak.

Blitzo: -and I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm going to need some help, you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tell 'ya. They're a-fucking-dorable.

Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitzo continues talking about his escape plan. The scene returns to the present day.

Moxxie: Once I got out, I never looked back.

Blitzo sits worriedly as Y/n stares in shock and as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.

Chaz: Well, heh, as you said, it was a long time ago. *chuckles nervously*

Millie: *foaming at the mouth; furiously* I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

Millie leaps onto the top of the couch, missing Chaz as her knife pierces through the fabric. Chaz hides behind Crimson's chair.

Chaz: Whoa, the fuck- Crazy bitch!

Millie tries to lunge at Chaz again but is intercepted by Moxxie, Blitz, and Y/n using her telekinesis to stop her. Crimson stands in between I.M.P and Chaz as Millie holds up her knife angrily, pointing it at Chaz.

Crimson: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Hold on!

Millie: (to Chaz) You're going to die, bitch!

The maid enters the room.

Maid: (French accent) Dinner is served.

Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chaz, but the room is completely silent.

Blitzo: So, this is aggressively uncomfortable.

Y/n: It is.

Crimson: I suppose you want to know why you're here.

Blitzo: Yeah, so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So, if you want to do business with us, you got to—.

Crimson: I don't want to do business with I-M-P, I want to do business with Moxxie.

Moxxie: *stops cutting his food* ME?!

Crimson: Yeah, kid. I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because, well, we're bringing Chaz into the family.

Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.

Moxxie: What? Since when can just anyone join the family?

Crimson: Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that (bitterly) I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load.

Moxxie: Wait, I thought you always hated his guts.

Crimson: (Chaz looks confused) Well, I didn't exactly 'hated' him.

Moxxie: You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said he lived a "sissy lifestyle".

Crimson: Yeah, well, I was wrong. You've been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz.

Chaz: Yeah. I've grown, matured, and, recently, came into millions! (shifty eyes) But, y'know, mostly the "mature" thing.

Blitzo: Oh, okay, okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?

Chaz: Well, I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean.

I.M.P is speechless. Y/n grimaces at him.

Chaz: (confidently) I got a big dick.

Millie: (annoyed) But, what does any of this have to do with Moxxie?

Crimson: *sets down utensils* There's going to be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to (bitterly) ignoring your family to your heart's content.

Millie: *stands up* Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!

Chaz grins at Millie. Millie points a knife at his neck, threateningly.

Crimson: Ey, look. Everybody, relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared.

Moxxie: (Millie is about to object.) Yes, sir.

Millie: Mox?

I.M.P, and Chaz begin to leave the room. Y/n does too with a look of suspicion.

Crimson: A moment, Moxxie.

Moxxie: Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there.

Millie looks on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chaz tries to lean into Millie but jumps back when Millie growls and tries to bite him. Alessio closes the door behind them as they leave, leaving Moxxie alone with Crimson.

Crimson: So... you think you're too good for this family now?

Moxxie: What?

Crimson: *sternly* C'mere.

Moxxie approaches his father.

Moxxie: I- I don't understand---

Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.

Crimson: (angrily) You think you're gonna just get to walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox! *grabs Moxxie* Matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that THAT obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!

Moxxie: "Marries?" But, but who would marry—?

Crimson: Who do you think? *lets go of Moxxie and sits back down* This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!

Moxxie: Sir, I'm already married. I- I can't---

Crimson: You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to... your kind's liking.

Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out penis-shaped confetti, revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS, GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.

Moxxie: Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?

Crimson: What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?

Moxxie: Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual.

Crimson: *shrugs* Yeah. Gay.

Moxxie: Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly, *holds out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face* I don't know a single person of any sexuality who’d enjoy this.

Blitzo: (from the hallway) Hah! There’s dicks on the walls! *Moxxie frowns in response* Oh, that’s fucking hilarious!

Crimson: *grabs Moxxie by the face* Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me.

Moxxie reflects on his childhood. A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her. Crimson glares at Moxxie. Moxxie takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson then glares at his wife, nudging her foot with his. She quickly pulls her leg away from Crimson, now sitting more properly. Crimson stomps his foot.

Another memory shows Moxxie shooting three bullseyes in the shooting range. His mother ruffles his head proudly. Suddenly a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range.

Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a real gun and point to it. Moxxie slowly takes aim but his mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it into Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walking away. Crimson glares at the disrespect.

Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his mother walks out of the room. Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his steak and then looks at his father. Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.

Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinderblock that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it. Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, then the pleading passenger, and backs away only for Crimson to push him back into the cinderblock.

Teary-eyed, Moxxie takes one last look at the passenger while pushing the cinderblock overboard, sending the victim into the lake with it. Moxxie watches as the air bubbles fade. Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat.

Crimson: (flashback) Let this be a lesson, Moxxie.

Crimson gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to previous victims thrown into the water.

Crimson: (flashback) This is what happens when you cross me.

A high heel that resembles the ones Moxxie's mother wore floats to the surface. The scene returns to the present day.

Crimson: Now, get to bed, Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow.

Crimson lets go of Moxxie.

Moxxie: (fearfully) Yes, sir.

Crimson: Oh, and Mox? You ever talk back to me again, (Moxxie backs up to the door) you and that pretty little thang you brought here... are goin' home in boxes. Capiche?

Moxxie: Yes, sir.

Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room still covered with bouncing dildos and the banner. Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaken and Millie is standing at her bedroom door. Alessio gestures for Moxxie to go into a different room.

Millie: Wait? How come we aren't in-

Alessio: Crimson wants you all to stay in separate rooms.

Millie: Why? Moxxie? [Millie grabs Moxxie's hand.]

Moxxie: It's just one night, Millie. [forced smile] It's okay.

Millie: Mox, are you ok?

Moxxie: I'm fine, [shrugs off her hand] please don't worry sweetie.

Millie: You know you can tell me anything, [Moxxie looks away in sheer guilt] right?

Moxxie: Yes. Everything's fine.

Millie: We're partners, Mox. [holds Moxxie's face]

Moxxie: [takes off her hand] It's just my dad. It's okay, really. *kisses her hand* it'll be over tomorrow.

Millie: Ok, I love you.

She softly kisses Moxxie.

Moxxie: I love you, too. Goodnight.

Moxxie opens his bedroom to see many framed pictures of Chaz on the wall. Music plays as he sees the pictures on the wall.

Moxxie: What the--- *facepalms* Fucking why?

The music stops playing once he closes the door. He snarls, walks into the bathroom, and washes his face with cold water. He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes to turn off the lights. When he hits the switch Chaz pops up on a heart-shaped bed.

Chaz: Like what I've done with the place?

Moxxie: Ugh. Just get out of here!

Chaz: Come on, Mox.

He pulls on a switch which lights up the words "Cum Zone".

Chaz: We used to have so much fun here. Remember? *puts his arm around Moxxie*

Moxxie: *pushes him off* I'm married, Chaz. And, even if I weren't, I would never.

Chaz: Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?

Moxxie: You are so gross! Just leave me alone!

Chaz: I know what you want most Moxxie Poxxie. *spins Moxxie around* How about a sexually charged [singsongy] musical number, heyyyy!

Chaz holds a button on the wall down with the side of his fist".

Chaz: You always loved those.

Chaz moves his hand off the button, showing it to be labeled "SEXTREMELY HAWT SEX MUSIC", which makes a disco ball come down and changes the lighting to be more of cyan and magenta hue. Chaz begins to sing "Chaz Time".

♫ Ow! ♫

♫ Woah-oh, hoo, woah-oh, yeah-yeah! ♫

♫ It's Chaz time! ♫

♫ Moxxie, I see you lookin' at me, lookin' at you ♫

♫ Wondering when I'm gonna crack you open like a walnut ♫

♫ And the answer is soon (Walnut) ♫

Chaz blows smoke from his mic-vape into Moxxie's face.

♫ Now, I'm feelin' what you're feelin' and I'm feelin' that you wanna feel my feelings ♫

♫ And fee- the feel- you feel me? (Sax-o-phone) ♫

♫ Yeah, so let me get a little something off my chest, while I blow a hot emotional load onto yours ♫

♫ Moxxie, feeling foxy ♫

♫ Wanna get a good taste of your boxy ♫

♫ Well, I got two tickets to pleasure land (Oh, baby) ♫

Moxxie facepalms.

♫ Well, come down here and have your way, yeah-yeah (You want me) ♫

Moxxie quickly turns away and shields his vision with his hand.

♫ With my sensual body yeah-yeah, yeah (So naughty) ♫

Moxxie kicks him out and slams the door on him. Moxxie then crouches down on the floor behind the door. Tears start to form in his eyes and starts to sob heavily. We cut to Millie's room where she is anxiously pacing back and forth. There is a knock on the door.

Millie: (relieved) Moxxie?

She opens the door and sees it's Chaz.

Millie: (angrily) What do you want?

Chaz starts to sing to Millie before being immediately cut off by her. She growls at him and puts her knife to his throat.

Chaz: (annoyed) Damn it, this usually works.

Millie drops Chaz to the floor and angrily closes the door on him. Chaz gets up and waggles his eyebrows to the camera and then knocks on Y/n's door.

Y/n opens up the door.

Chaz: Hey, pretty owl girl. You look really hot. You wanna spend a night alone together?

Y/n: Nope. I'm already taken. Bye, Chaz.

She closed the doors afterwards.

Chaz: Aw come on.

He then looks over at Blitzo's door and went over and knocked.

Chaz: Hey there, good-looking.

Blitzo: Oh, I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass.

Chaz: Mmm, does that mean you're down to clown?

Blitzo: Ew, what the--- you think I would violate my friends' trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?

Chaz: I'll show you all of the things they liked in the sack.

Blitzo: Deal! *pulls Chaz in*

The camera pans over to Moxxie where he is lying on his side in bed, awake, his eyes wide open.

Blitzo: (off-screen) Augh... chill the fuck out! *groans in pain*

Chaz: (off-screen) Who-ho-ho! That's what my dick does to a bitch!

Moxxie turns onto his stomach and pulls out his phone. He goes on to his social media and looks at pictures of himself and Millie, they show: a younger Moxxie and Millie on a date; Moxxie and Millie in bed; Moxxie and Millie at the theatre holding up Phantom of the Opera programs, Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved the performance, and Moxxie and Millie at their wedding, kissing.

Moxxie starts to cry again, he then growls knowing that he must stand up to his father. We cut back to Blitzo and Chaz in bed. Chaz is asleep and snoring.

Chaz: *sleeptalking* Oh, I got a big dick.

Blitzo tiptoes out of bed, picks up Chaz's jacket, and puts it on.

Blitzo: Okay, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something...

Blitzo checks Chaz's clothing until he finds his car keys. He smiles, sneaks outside the mansion, and clicks the car keys until he locates Chaz's car. He looks in the dashboard and finds an eviction notice, showing that Chaz is broke and has lied to Crimson about his millions. Blitzo then looks in the trunk and finds a to-do list that shows that Chaz is planning to marry Moxxie to inherit Crimson's fortune.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck that! No one fucks with M&M's marriage but me!

Blitzo is tranquilized through the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk as Chaz shuts him in.

Chaz: Sorry, babe! You're not the only junk in my trunk! *realizes* Damn it, that was not a good one!

The next day. Alessio is filling Crimson's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit in a seat with another filled mug of coffee, but Crimson gestures him to sit at the other side of the table. Moxxie, Millie, and Y/n walk in.

Crimson: Hey, hey! The man of the hour. You ready to get started?

Millie: Wait.

Y/n: Where's Blitzo?

Chaz: I think I saw him head outside he said something about *trying and failing to mimic Blitzo's voice* needing some fresh air. (back to normal) Or something. Pfft.

Crimson: Why don't you two grab him so we can get moving?

Y/n: I'll go find him.

Millie: Me too. Be right back, baby.

She kisses Moxxie on the cheek and she and Y/n leave.

Crimson: What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, the best day of ya life.

Moxxie: *sits down* I'm not doing it.

Crimson: What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch.

Moxxie: *slams the table with both hands* I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve, and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her.

While Moxxie is standing up to his father, Crimson silently signals Alessio to shut Moxxie up, to which he does.

Moxxie: Not even you. I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here—

Chaz: (offended) Hey!

Moxxie: [louder] Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job.

Moxxie is face-to-face with Crimson now. Alessio comes from behind him and tases Moxxie in the neck. Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious. He hits his head on the table and then falls to the floor.

Crimson: Now, take care of the others.

The scene cuts to Y/n and Millie searching the carpark outside Crimson's mansion, confused and worried as they haven't found Blitzo. They hear a bang coming from Chaz's trunk and Millie opens it with her knife to see Blitzo dazed inside, still a little out of it.

Blitzo: *groggily* Oh, Millie, Y/n, you two found me. Who's your friend?

Millie and Y/n: Friend?

They sense two goons attempting to grab them. Y/n eyes glowed red and she stared and turns one to stone and Millie stabs the other one with her knife and beheads him using the trunk door, much to Blitzo's surprise.

The scene cuts to the back garden where a makeshift wedding is set up. Crim has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope and his mouth gagged with duct tape.

Elder Jaws: Is everyone here?

Crimson: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get this thing rolling, ey?

Moxxie: (mouth behind duct tape) Mmmph!

Chaz: Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!

Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes dildos with smiley faces in tuxedos to pop out of all of the seats, including the two that has goons sitting on them.

Crimson: Satisfied?

Chaz: Oh, fuck yes!

Cut back to the car park. Millie and Y/n pull Blitzo out of the trunk, holding him up to support him.

Millie: What's goin' on?

Y/n: What the hell is going on, Blitzo?

Blitzo: *groggily* That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!

Millie: *panicked* Moxxie!

Millie runs to the front door. Suddenly metal shutters block off all doors and exit the house, including the front gate to the estate. We cut back to the wedding, where the priest is reading the wedding vows and Moxxie unsuccessfully tries to scream for help.

Elder Jaws: Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie Knolastname to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Chaz: [grinning evilly] Oh, yeah.

Elder Jaws: And do you, Moxxie... whatever, take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded-- Uh...

Moxxie: (muffled) Millie! Millie!

Moxxie tries to pull away and almost escapes until Crimson pulls him back. Crimson forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head.

Crimson: Look at that! He's just so fucking happy to be here!

Back outside.

Millie: *panicking* Everything's locked down! How are we gonna get in?

Blitzo feels around the jacket until he finds Chaz's car keys. He grabs Millie and Y/n and pulls them to his car and opens the door to climb in the driver's seat. Y/n then goes into the passenger seat. Millie sits it the middle of the backseat. Blitzo turns the car and its radio on, which begins to immediately play "Loo Loo Land" on the Mammon Channel, to which he stops putting his seat belt on to find a different song, which then cycles to Station 69 which is playing "Vacay to Bonetown". Blitzo keeps changing the channel until he gets to Wrath's #1 "F*ck you up" Hits, which begins to play "Crashin' a muthafukin' Wedding".

Blitzo: Buckle up, Y/n and Millie... we're doing a Shrek!

The car suddenly backpedals. Back at the wedding, Chaz and Moxxie are about to kiss when Blitzo crashes the car through the wall to the wedding scene and steps out dazed.

Blitzo: *groggily* I object! *faceplants on the ground*

Y/n comes out of the car afterwards, glaring at the others.

Millie steps out of the car and slides in a pose.

Millie: You want my husband? You're going to have to fucking kill me! [looks up with threatening eyes]

Crimson groans and snaps his fingers, ordering his goons to kill Millie. The goons all stand up to face her and Millie lunges toward them. She begins slaughtering the goons with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and spits out the still-beating heart of another. Millie then begins fighting off four other goons with her knife.

Crimson: (angrily) What the FUCK? She's a dame!

He spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie.

Crimson: She's a BROAD! Kill her!

He sees the goon he just threw at Millie get chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him.

Millie continues her rampage and impales several goons on the dildo poles.

Crimson: You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots! Go get 'er!

Millie kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car. Blitzo yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon as Y/n came ahead and used her telekinesis psychic powers to hold some in the air and made all their heads explode to death, before Millie recovers and beats a goon with a gas can. She then uses Blitzo as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can.

Elder Jaw closes his book, purposedly drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, Y/n sets him on fire.

One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws. Millie then ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue, destroying all the chairs. Millie prepares to crash the altar with the car before she brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.

As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Millie knocks him out. She whips her tail and glares daggers at Crimson, who begrudgingly allows her to take Moxxie. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder.

Chaz: Hey! What about my—?!

Millie shoves a dildo down his throat, to which he chokes.

Millie: This ass is MINE!

She slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush slightly.

Blitzo: By the way, y'all should probably know, [Millie grabs and carries him with Moxxie] Chaz isn't even rich, okay? Check his car, (Crimson's eyes slightly widen) he just played you like a fucking rube! Later, losers! *flips them the bird*

Y/n follows them.

Y/n: *flipping the bird* Bye, assholes!

I.M.P and Y/n hop the destroyed fence and take a waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's car keys on the ground. The helicopter flies away with a banner saying "WE'RE Married BITCH" over the original words "Got Married" using blood and extra taped fabric. While Chaz is trying to dislodge the dildo, Crimson slowly turns to glare at him.

Chaz pulls the dildo out of his mouth and sees an angry Crimson glaring at him, nervously shrugging and laughing.

Cut back to I.M.P where the helicopter arrives; Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at the camera, and gives an angry shrug.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Y/n disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Millie.

Moxxie: Millie, thank you for saving me. You're amazing.

Millie: *smiles* Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath --- I can handle it.

Y/n: That was awesome, Millie.

Millie: Thanks, Y/n.

Blitzo: Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox. *ruffles Moxxie's hair* Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy. *hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly*

Y/n: Yeah. Not even going to ask about that.

Scene cuts back to Crimson's mansion. He walks in the lounge room. where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chaz, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him. Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.

After her day, Y/n texted Tom and told him about how her day went.

"Hey, babe." She texted.

"Hey, baby." He texts back.

"You'll never guess what I did today." Y/n texts him.

"Oh. What happened, baby?" He texts her back.

"I helped saved a marriage from a shitty Mafia family. Took care of it though. Other than that, it was pretty cool." She texted.

"That sounds exciting, baby. I'm so glad you handled it well." He texted back.

"Thanks, babe." She texts him while blushing.

"No problem, baby." He texts back.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She texted.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He texted back.

They both blush at each other's texts.

They admired every word they said.

They shared more romantic thoughts during their shared time.

Chapter 34: Western Energy

The scene begins at the "Richest Cup Café, where the poor pour for you!", where Stella and Stolas are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, and Y/n look on.

Stella: Stolas.

Stolas: Stella.

Stella: C***.

Stolas: Witch.

Andrealphus: Aurgh!

Stella: *slams hands on table, gets up* FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!

Y/n looks from her parents and then to her uncle.

Stolas: Why did you insist on meeting me and Y/n here?

A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set".

Andrealphus: Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. And Y/n should be here as well to consider her own mom's side. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-

Stolas: Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue. And Y/n is free to consider who she thinks is right.

Y/n: I say it's true too, uncle.

The imp server pours tea for Stolas, who shooes it away, and then he and Y/n look out to see Bombproof is racing toward the glass window.

Stella: Up yours! *flips Stolas off*

Stella then turns to Y/n.

Stella: See what I have to deal with, darling Y/n.

Andrealphus: *groans* Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!

The window breaks, revealing Striker posing on a table. He discards his poncho and twirls two angelic revolvers in his hands. Y/n sees this and glares at him. He fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolas' head. Stella grins evilly at Stolas as he dodges more bullets but stares in concern for her daughter. Y/n stays close to him as they both hold each other protectively. They both fly out toward the exit. Striker wraps both Stolas and Y/n in glowing white rope before they can escape. Stolas and Y/n fall to the ground in an alley, captured.

Y/n: Oh, God. I knew it was him.

Stolas: Oh, dear...this is worrisome. Don't worry, owlet. Stay close to me.

Y/n: I'll try to, dad.

The scene cuts to Blitzo driving the I.M.P. van, with Moxxie and Millie in the back and a fearful Loona next to Blitzo. Blitzo's phone lets out a bird ringtone.

Blitzo: Oh, shit. Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy...

Stolas: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm...my daughter and I seem to have found ourselves in a bit of a sitch. We're both tied to the back of a horse at the moment.

Blitzo: Pffttt...lucky bitches.

Stolas: Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. We seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.

Blitzo: Ohh, which one?

Moxxie: How many cowboy friends do you know? (To Stolas) What does he look like, your highnesses?

Stolas and Y/n glance up at Striker's grinning face as he rides his horse.

Stolas: Umm...sexy?

Y/n: It's Striker, guys.

Moxxie: That's Striker, sir!

Blitzo: Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you two just get away? Aren't you both powerful?

Stolas: We believe he has bound us with blessed rope, which limits our ability to free ourselves, I'm afraid. So, we think you should come save us.

Y/n: Me and my dad would beat his ass but we're tied up in blessed rope.

Blitzo: Oh, shit. Stolas, Y/n, I can't today, alright? I'm sorry. I-I'm literally on my way to take Loona in for her very important Hellbies s-h-o-t.

Blitzo glances nervously at a frightened Loona.

Blitzo: It takes years to book an appointment at this place, it took five to get this one. So, you know- eh, and she's been doing a lot of field work. So, you know, she needs it.

Y/n: Oh, come on, Blitzo...

Stolas: Oh, ha, ha. Well, we do agree that is very important...But, we-

Striker: Would you both shut up already? I can hear you two, by the way.

Y/n: Fuck you!

Striker swipes Stolas's cell phone with his tail.

Striker: Don't worry about your lanky birdies...they're in good hands. *crushes the phone and laughs*

Stolas: Oh, shit. Are we in danger right now?

Y/n: Yeah, I think we are, dad.

Stolas: Stay close to me, owlet.

He held her close to him as she stayed close to him protectively.

Blitzo: Gaaagh, damn it!

Blitzo breaks his phone in his hand. He moves the clutch forward and the can speeds down the highway.

Millie: Sir, let me and Moxxie handle this one.

Blitzo: Okay, are you sure you two got this alone?

Moxxie: We can do it, sir. Together, we are a lethal combo. And we both have a score to settle with that dickhead.

Millie places a cowboy hat onto Moxxie's head.

Blitzo: Alright. Well, hurry. Stolas and Y/n sound like they might be in real shit this time.

Blitzo pulls up to the tall St. An's Hospital main building.

Blitzo: And knowing that guy's aesthetic, my money's that he's in Wrath.

Blitzo drops the car keys into Moxxie's hand, as Blitzo pulls Loona out of the van and carries her over his head.

Blitzo: Now, get your asses down there and look for some cowboy crap or something.

Moxxie drives the van away.

Blitzo: Come on, Loonie. Come on, this will be over lickety-split, alright?

Blitzo pushes the door open and drags Loona inside by her tail. Loona scratches at the floor, hesitant to go in.

Blitzo: Christ on a stick! Of all the days for them to get his stupid feathered-ass and his daughter kidnapped...I have waited five fucking years for this appointment! FUCK ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE!

Blitzo glances over to a demon mother glaring at him. Her son is next to her on a leash.

Blitzo: Hi. The fuck you looking at?

Blitzo walks up to the desk toward a baphomet nurse.

Blitzo: Heya, toots. I'm here for that S-H-O-T for my Loonie Toonie. *laughs*

Loona growls from behind. A nearby poster shows a hound with a needle in its back that reads "Get yours today or else!"

Nurse: (confused) The what?

Blitzo: Urgh. *grabs clipboard* The B-U-L-L shit that my daughter has to get every year that you M-O-T-H-E-R fuckers only allow us to schedule every five years. How the fuck you fuck up that bad, anyway, titty-haver?

Blitzo writes down his name on the clipboard's paper.

Nurse: Oh, I can't spell.

Blitzo pushes the clipboard to her.

Nurse: I can't read, either.

Blitzo: The fucking Hellbies shot you fucking re-allly can't say that word anymore. The appointment is under Blitzo.

The nurse flips through a notebook full of appointments.

Nurse: Uhhhm... I don't see any Blitz on the list.

Blitzo: With an "o", it's silent, you fucking...

The nurse flips the notebook over.

Nurse: OH! An "o" right here. Yep, yep! Blitzoooo, Blitzooo.

Blitzo's eye twitches and he seethes in anger.

Nurse: Yes, well. We will be ready for her in just a bit. Please take a seat, Mr. O.

Blitzo reveals his pistol hidden in his shirt and the demon mother glares at him in suspicion. Blitzo chuckles nervously.

Blitzo: Perf.

Blitzo walks over and takes a seat with his arms folded.

Blitzo glances at Loona who is whimpering in fear under three chairs.

Blitzo: Oh, don't worry, Loonie. It's okay, it's just one little prick, you won't feel it.

Mother: Ew, don't say that, it sounds vulgar.

Blitzo: Excuse me?

Mother: Pervert!

The next scene cuts to Striker galloping on his horse with Stolas and Y/n tied up behind him, as the cowboy's theme song begins.

♫ He's galloping over the dusty plains ♫

♫ Even the cacti know his name ♫

♫ If you don't want to die, don't cross his path ♫

♫ The best assassin in the Ring of Wrath ♫

♫ He's Striker! He's Striker! ♫

♫ Sure-shootin', darn-tootin', his name is Striker ♫

♫ Gonna bring that bird back to his lair ♫

♫ With his magic rope and Western flair ♫

♫ He's very good at causing pain ♫

♫ And he loves to ride on the choo-choo- ♫

Striker glares at the mariachi quartet imps before they can say "train".

♫ Dirty-dealin', prince-stealin' ♫

♫ He's a villain, Striker! ♫

♫ He's fast and strong and tall and mean ♫

♫ The foulest imp you've ever seen ♫

♫ He'll break your bones to hear 'em crunch ♫

♫ He likes to eat pâté for lunch ♫

♫ He's Striker, hmm, ye-ye-yeah ♫

♫ He's Striker ♫

The last imp extends the notes, much to Striker's annoyance.

♫ He's Striker, he- ♫

Striker: *enraged* SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYIN' TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKIN’ TIME! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, YA FREAKS!

The terrified mariachi imps quietly ride away in the cart, disappearing into the darkness of the mine.

Stolas: How does one get their own theme song?

Y/n: Not sure, dad.

Back to Blitzo in the waiting room.

Blitzo: Soooo, nice weather we're having, huh?

Boy: *points to Blitzo* Look, mommy! They let fire toads in here!

Blitzo: The fuck did you just call me?

Mother: (to her son) It's not polite to call them that to their face, honey. Wait until we're in the car.

Blitzo: You got a problem with me, c***?

Mother: *gasps* There is a child present, you filthy Wrathian!

Blitzo: Oh, I am not from Wrath, bitch. Also, my kid's here, too, and I don't think she would appreciate you calling her father..."things".

Mother: *turns to the nurse* Is there any way we can reschedule for a time when less of the unemployed rabble are out?

Blitzo: Oh, please. I bet the hardest work you've ever done is convincing your husband that little shit's his.

Blitzo points to the boy whose eyes start to water.

Mother: Oh, yeah? And what do you do that's so important?

Blitzo: Me? Oh, I kill people. How does a two for one special sound, whore?

Blitzo pulls out his flintlock pistol and points it at her.

Nurse: Mr. O, the doc will see your hound now.

Blitzo strangles the mother and the boy with his arm and then shoves them to the floor. He brushes off his suit and carries Loona into the room, blowing a raspberry behind him.

The next scene shows Moxxie and Millie pulling up to a gas station in the desert.

Moxxie: Crumbs! I'll grab the gas. Millie, go and see if anyone's seen Striker anywhere.

Millie and Moxxie get out of the van as a biker gang pulls up. The bikers notice Moxxie.

Biker: Hey, queer boy! You stealin' my hat?

Moxxie: What?

Biker: Same hat.

Moxxie: Oh, sorry. My wife just put this hat on my head. You know, because it was...hot...outside...

The biker gets into Moxxie's face.

Biker: *angrily* Saaame. Haaat.

Moxxie: *sighs* So, we're doing this, huh?

Millie: *spots the mariachi band* Howdy, boys! Y'all seen this motherfucker riding around here?

Millie shows the band a drawing of Striker firing a gun. Moxxie is seen fighting the bikers in the background.

Quartet: ♫ He's galloping- ♫

Millie: No, NO! No singing! Just a yes or no, please.

Quartet member 2: Yeah, he lives out by the Badman Lands, in the old train tunnel near the mine shafts. Very outlaw aesthetic, ya can't miss it.

Moxxie rides on the biker leader's back and slams the biker's head on the door. He slams the biker's head through one of the van windows. He swipes his credit card before avoiding the biker's attacks. He takes the gas nozzle and wraps the hose around the biker's throat, then pulls the biker down, puts the nozzle in the tank and leans against the van with his phone.

Millie: Thank you, kindly. Come on, Mox! We got a lead!

Moxxie and Millie get back into the van. Moxxie speeds forward, taking off the biker's head and exploding the gas station. The roof falls to the side.

The scene cuts back to Striker's hideout where he's tied up Stolas and Y/n upside down on some railroad tracks. Both Stolas and Y/n open their eyes and spot Striker nearby using a whetstone to sharpen a Blessed Knife.

Stolas: So, my wife paid you for this, hmm? Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed to kill me? Or can you not afford those? And you better not even think about harming my daughter, you pathetic imp.

Striker: I was paid to give you the real royal treatment; your wife must REALLY hate you. *chuckles* But as for your daughter, I was paid not to harm her, but to make her watch as I torment you to death and to make her see her mom's way is right or else.

Stolas: You have no idea. *looks around* So. Train tracks? Really? Seems a bit clichéd, doesn't it?

Striker: It's a classic.

Y/n: Classic enough for you, shithead.

Stolas: Is the giant statue of yourself also a 'classic' or...?

The camera shifts up to a statue in front of Striker that has him grinning with a giant erection.

Y/n: Nah, you're just full of yourself, you cowboy fuck.

Striker: *pissed off and throws the whetstone* Are you two seriously judging me right now?

Stolas: I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly.

Y/n: Because no one wants to fuck his cowboy ass.

Striker: Look. Not every ring is some fancy-ass city, with some fancy-ass mansion, that only fancy-ass royals get to live in. *advances towards Stolas* Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you.

Stolas: I have no- AAAGH!

Striker stabs Stolas in the shoulder with the knife and then cuts him down.

Y/n: Dad!

Striker: YOU. Don't get to talk over me! *slaps Stolas with his tail* I don't have to listen to your bullshit! *jams his foot into Stolas's shoulder wound* All you royals ever do is try to talk over us! *Looks to Y/n* And you shut up or else!

Y/n: Fuck you!

Stolas tries to petrify Striker, but the rope prevents his powers from working.

Striker: Don't bother trying to use your little eye trick on me; those ropes ain't gonna let you do anything. Got somethin' to say about that? Your Highness? *steps on Stolas's open wound once again*

Stolas: Well, you seem to be forgetting; you are working for a royal right now! *Stolas kicks Striker in the face*

Striker grabs Stolas's ankle and Striker lift up his foot and stomp on Stolas's leg and breaks it.

Y/n: You fucker, leave my dad alone!

Stolas : *grunts but doesn't show any pain* Blitzo handles me rougher than that in bed; nice try.

Put off by this, Striker stabs Stolas in the leg.

Stolas: Blitzy's knife is bigger... and hits sooooo much deeper.

Striker: *getting fed up* Being a smartass hmm? *grabs Stolas by the hair* Cause, once I split your neck open and let you choke on your own blue blood,*deployed his holy knife and threaten Stolas with it by the neck* you won't be worth any more than the tombstone you'll be buried under. And your daughter will be traumatized for the rest of her life.

Stolas: Blitzy says far more dirtier things to me with much sharper objects at my throat.

Angered with Stolas' refusal to give in, Striker throws him to the ground and storms away to sulk. Stolas rolls over and looks at Y/n as she does back and they both shed a few tears as their eyes watered while hoping Blitzo saves them.

Stolas: Close your eyes, Starlight.

Y/n nods and did as said.

Y/n: Okay, dad.

Back at St. An's Hospital, Blitzo and Loona are inside the doctor's office.

Dr. Somna: Welcome, Bingo. And this must be Tuna.

Blitzo: Loona, yeah. And you can hurry up, please; she isn't a fan of shots. So, let's make this quick for all our sakes.

Dr. Somna: Oho! Come, now; it can't be that bad. I see hellhounds every day; there hasn't been one that has caused any issues.

The doctor pulls out a comically oversized syringe; Loona immediately growls and lunges at him. Blitzo quickly grabs the doctor and gets him out of the way. Loona howls soon after.

Blitzo: Yep, right there. Told you, dipshit.

The scene shifts to Andrealphus' mansion in the Pride Ring. Andrealphus and Stella are having tea and Andrealphus creates several ice cubes, stirring them into his drink.

Andrealphus: So, earlier. That assassin. *playfully* Was that yooouuu?

Stella: *in a singsong voice and smiling* Guuiilty. Yes, it was. I just hope when Stolas is out the way, my dear daughter Y/n will see my way.

Andrealphus: You silly minx, you *giggles*. Though, you know, if your husband dies it won't turn out well for you.

Stella: He'll be dead; why wouldn't it?

Andrealphus: *somewhat concerned* Because, my dear sister, you've already produced two heirs; when he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions, it'll all pass to.... Via and N/n.

Stella absentmindedly continues to drink without acknowledging him.

Andrealphus: (annoyed) So, if you kill him, you would.... Hmm?

Stella: Laugh? Ha-

Andrealphus: *facepalms in anger* No, you stupid cow! You'd get nothing! Ugh... You're so lucky that you're attractive.

Stella: Well, what do you propose we do? He won't leave me anything willingly; he hates me almost as much as I hate him. And I want Y/n on my side, not his.

Andrealphus: Hmm. Well, this kind of situation is extremely unique; a Goetia has never behaved like this before. *stands up from his chair and walks behind Stella* But, with him alive, we have options. Opportunities. An eternity's a long time, my dear; I say we bide our time, and wait for our chance to... GAIN the upper hand.

Stella: *begins to pout and whine* Oohhhhhh, but I want him dead so badly!

Andrealphus: And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen. But, patience first; now, *hands her his customized phone* call off your mangy stray.

Back at Striker's hideout, he throws Stolas down while circling him. Stolas is panting and whimpering in pain.

Y/n couldn't watch anymore as she tries closing her eyes.

Striker: Well, this has been fun, but every good thing has to come to an end. Shame you won't see your kids, again.

Stolas: (angrily) Don't you dare breathe a word about my daughters.

Striker: Ohh. Finally hit a nerve, huh? I think since I know this and since your daughter Y/n is pretty vocal, she's next.

Stolas: I swear, if you go near either of them, I will destroy you.

Striker: *stabs Stolas in the shoulder again* Big talk. But, just that. Any last words, Goetia?

Stolas: (weakly) Blitzo will-

Striker: That rodeo clown told you he ain't coming; Nobody is coming.

Y/n was becoming furious at him as her eyes began glowing red.

As Striker raises the knife up to stab Stolas through the heart, he hears his phone ringing.

Striker: Hello?

Stella: (over the phone) Change of plans, darling. I need the prick alive. And bring my daughter back too.

Striker looks annoyed and shifts his gaze between the wounds on Stolas and his knife. Striker sits on Stolas while having a phone call with Stella. Y/n glares at him with pure hate.

Striker: I'm kinda in the middle of killing him. And your daughter is watching.

Stolas tried to speak but Striker uses his tail to cover Stolas's mouth.

Stella: (over the phone) Well, stop it. We need him alive to get some affairs in order. I'll pay you more to spare him and bring him to us. And Y/n can see my way in another way too.

Striker: *groans in annoyance* Yes, ma'am.

Stella: (over the phone) Glorious.

Striker growls and smashes his phone against a rock.

Striker: Well, good news for you, Feathers. your royal c*** said she don't want you dead no more. But, she didn't say what condition you had to be in. And your daughter can still be watching.

He grabs Stolas and hovers his knife near the prince's eyes.

Striker: I think these reds might be a pretty trophy; can't have you seeing me again, can we?

Stolas had just about lost consciousness at this point.

Y/n had enough of that fucking prick as her eyes turned bright red and used her psychic telekinesis to teleport the blessed ropes off of her. Then she stood up and glared at him with hatred.

Y/n: Let my dad go, you fucker!

She used her telekinesis to lift him up and throw him harshly at the wall. Making him ache all over. He looks at her.

Striker: Why you!

He goes at her as she used her telekinesis to break his leg while coming at her. He stumbled down in pain. He then grabs a the blessed rope and threw it on her again which made her stop her attack on him. He then gets up and brought the angelic knife to her, he sliced at her a couple of times which made her bleed slightly and lower to the ground but she kept standing slightly and then hit and pushed him back harshly.

Striker grunts and then goes back to Stolas with the angelic knife again and got back down to attack him.

A car horn is heard in the distance; Striker gets up and growls while looking for the source. Parts of the cavern ceiling begin to give away and the I.M.P van breaks through, tumbling down an embankment and as the van comes to a rest, the door opens with Moxxie aiming a rifle at Striker.

The latter dodges several bullets and throws his knife into the rifle, causing another bullet to ricochet around the cavern and strike a nearby boom box that begins playing. As Striker pulls out two revolvers, Millie attacks him with a longsword from behind; Striker takes the sword and Millie charges with a katana while Moxxie attacks as well with two revolvers of his own. All three fight to a standstill and the long sword breaks, with the tip landing in the boombox. Striker is surprised by the song it switches to, but quickly disregards it as Moxxie and Millie double team him with a battle axe.

The scene switches several times between Striker fighting Moxxie and Millie with Blitzo and the Doc trying to give Loona her shot. The doctor ends up getting slammed into a bin of used needles, screaming in pain while Striker kicks Moxxie down and pins Millie to a rock with her axe. He notices Moxxie still moving and lassos a nearby stalagmite and slams it into Moxxie's back. As Striker goes in for the kill, Loona is pinned to the ground by Blitzo who motions to Dr. Somna to give her the shot. The doctor hurriedly sticks the shot in Loona's rear, causing her to howl in pain and rage, and bucks Blitzo off her, creating a small crater on the clinic floor.

Striker: *sees Moxxie reaching for his pistol* Oh, I remember how easy you are to choke the life out of, little one.

Moxxie: (weakly) Ohhhh, harder.

Striker immediately gets up, disgusted. Moxxie then kicks Striker's legs out from under him and lassos Striker by the neck, spinning him around and throws him to the ground.

Moxxie: You cowboy piece of shit!

As Moxxie still tried to attack Striker, Y/n managed to get the ropes off of her and slowly came over to Striker. Her eyes glowed as she raised her hand to Striker and used her telekinesis to strangle him in the air.

As Striker, however, slowly managed to grab and aims a revolver at Moxxie as Y/n sees this as she gets in front of Moxxie and Millie to protect them, he throws the angelic knife which slightly slices harshly at her which causes her back down nearby. Millie frees herself and strikes the base of his statue. Striker looks up to see it falling towards him; he tries to move out of the way, but the statue lands on top of him. As Moxxie approaches it, the smoke clears to see that Striker is gone.

Moxxie: (upset that Striker got away) Fuck.

Millie and Moxxie: No!

He looks towards Millie and sees her with an unconscious Stolas and Y/n.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! We've got to get them to a hospital!

As a group of reporters stand outside St. An's, Blitzo and Loona emerge (with the former being beaten up and scratched and the latter with a cone around her neck and holding a lollipop). Moxxie and Millie pull up to the front.

Blitzo: Oh, good. You guys actually managed to-

A horde of medical personnel and reporters trample Blitzo as they rush to the van. Two Plague Doctors opened the van door and it switches to Millie looking worried as the two plague doctors put Stolas and Y/n on the stretcher. Blitzo gets trample again when they wheeled both Stolas and Y/n inside. Blitzo sees a passing look at Stolas' and Y/n's tail feathers as they pass by.

Moxxie: Sir, are you alright?

Blitzo: (confused) Oh, peachy. Yeah, no. Today has been wonderful; *points to the hospital doors* what the fuck was THAT about?

Millie: Stolas and Y/n got hurt, bad.

Blitzo: (shocked and worried) Stolas and Y/n got what? How?... They can get hurt?

A defeated Loona saunters towards the van and falls face down in the back seat.

As Stolas and Y/n are in separate hospital rooms recovering from their injuries. Stolas hoped his daughter was alright. A heart monitor was beeping and he is surrounded by many plants; have an IV bag next to him showing blood being transferred into him. Stolas has bandages wrapped around his chest and right arm in a big cast and sling. His left leg is in a cast and propped up in a sling and right thigh is bandaged up. He also has a scar on the right side of his face.

Stolas: I hope my little Starlight is alright.

A baphomet nurse came in his hospital room.

Nurse: Oh, your highness, you're awake.

Stolas: Oh, nurse! Please tell me! Is my little Starlight Y/n alright? Please tell me!

Nurse: Your daughter is fine. She's slightly injured but is alright and stable right now. We're giving her an IV and some pain killers at the moment, your highness.

Stolas: Oh thank goodness! Thank you, nurse.

Nurse: You're welcome, your highness.

The nurse then wrote down Stolas's condition and left the room.

Stolas hears his phone buzzing and sees a notification from Blitzo, the former starts scrolling through their prior conversations.

Stolas: I'M SORRY IF ANYTHING I SAID OR DID MAY HAVE OFFENDED YOU TONIGHT.

Blitzo: ITZ WUTEVS

Stolas: NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER, MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT OZZIE'S?

Blitzo: Y?

Stolas: I'M SORRY! NEVERMIND, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I WAS JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU. YOU SEEMED VERY UPSET AND YOU TOOK OFF SO FAST. BUT MAYBE I READ TOO MUCH INTO THAT, I'M GLAD IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE. I WASN'T UPSET EITHER, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T AND OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN HANDLE ANY STUPID JOKE A CLOWN CAN MAKE. ASMODEUS CAN BE VERY INVASIVE IN HIS HUMOR, BUT HE DID APOLOGIZE BEFORE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY MYSELF. WHAT HE SAID ABOUT ME AT LEAST, I ENJOY BEING THE SUBJECT OF JEST. MAYBE YOU CAN SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME TOO NEXT TIME YOU COME OVER.

Stolas: IF YOU WANT?

Blitzo: SHUR

Stolas: THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH N/N AND VIA TODAY, YOU WERE GREAT IN THAT HUMAN SHOW. AND THE DOCTORS AND NURSES SAID THAT N/N WOULD BE OKAY AS WELL.

Blitzo: NP. AND I'M GLAD THAT SHE'S ALRIGHT TOO.

Stolas: YES, IT'S WONDERFUL SHE'S ALRIGHT. ARE YOU COMING OVER TONIGHT WITH THE BOOK?

Blitzo: LYKE OLWAYS

Stolas: IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING, THAT'S OK! I'M SURE I CAN DO WITHOUT IT FOR ONE MONTH. :)

Blitzo: K

Stolas: DO YOU PLAN TO VISIT TOMORROW? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN BUSY, AND WORKING HARD. MAYBE IF YOU'D PREFER, WE CAN SKIP THE BEDROOM AND JUST RELAX, MAYBE? I'M SURE YOU NEED A BREAK.

Blitzo: WUTEVR YOU WANT, ITS UR NIGHT

Stolas: IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR IT, OR TOO TIRED, THAT'S PERFECTLY FINE. NO PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WITH THE GRIMOIRE TILL NEXT MONTH.

Blitzo: MAE BEE

Stolas: MAYBE INSTEAD OF OUR USUAL ARRANGEMENT ON THE FULL MOON WE COULD PROPERLY CATCH UP THIS WEEK? MAYBE MONDAY?

Blitzo: I MITE B BSUY

Stolas: I WOULDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU!

Stolas: YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP OFF THE BOOK ON THE FULL MOON AND I CAN LEAVE IT FOR YOU IF YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING...

Stolas: BUT, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.

Blitzo: K

Blitzo: U AN N/N GIT BEVVER SWOON :(

He weakly smiles when Blitzo sends a get well soon message.

Stolas: THANK YOU, BLITZ, THAT MEANS A LOT. N/N AND I MIGHT BE HERE FOR A WHILE, IF YOU EVER WANT TO VISIT.💜

After responding that Blitzo's free to visit while he and Y/n are recovering, Stolas sees Blitzo typing a message but does not send it. His smile fades as he dejectedly puts his phone down and rolls over as several flower petals slowly fall on his nightstand as the prince falls asleep.

Y/n was asleep in another hospital room. Then she slowly blinked her eyes open. As she woke up, she could see her condition and her surroundings. She was in a hospital patient gown. Her arm in a cast sling while her other arm was hooked to an IV. There were bandages on her chest. Some bandages on the right side of her head. And a scar on the left side of her face.

She looked on the desk table nearby and saw some gift flowers, presents, and a get well letter on top of it.

A baphomet doctor entered in with a baphomet nurse.

Doctor: Y/n, your highness, good to see your awake.

Y/n: Yeah. I am. Is my dad alright?

Doctor: Yes, your father is alright and well. You abstain more injuries than him though. How do you feel?

Y/n: I'm alright. A bit aching but I'm okay too.

Doctor: Good to hear. You're recovering pretty well too. However, it'll take a little for you to be completely recovered.

Y/n: *nods* I understand. I'm just glad my dad is alright. And that I am too. Thanks, doctor.

Doctor: You're welcome, Y/n your highness.

The doctor and nurse left the room.

She sighed.

Her phone on the desk table buzzed. She picked up her phone and looked at it. There were messages from her dad, Via, and her friends. Like Loona, Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, Vortex, Beezelebub, Fizzaroli, Asmodeus, and even Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, and Alastor after the imp gang told them about her condition.

Stolas: N/n, my Little Starlight, I love you so much, get well soon.

Via: I'm glad you're alright, N/n. Get well, sister.

Loona: Hey, girl. Get well soon.

Moxxie: Glad you're okay. Get well soon, your highness Y/n.

Millie: You're amazing, get well soon, Y/n.

Blitzo: You're an awesome chick, get well soon, Y/n.

Vortex: Found out about your condition. Get well soon.

Beezelebub: I hope you get well soon, girl, you're as nice as sugar.

Fizzarolli: Hope you get well soon, Y/n, you're cool.

Asmodeus: I hope you get well soon, you're the coolest girl ever.

Charlie: Hey, bestie, I hope you get well soon, Y/n.

Vaggie: I hope you're okay, get well soon.

Angel Dust: Hey, owl gal, get well soon.

Husk: I found out about your condition, I hope you get well real soon.

Niffty: I hope you get well soon, pretty Y/n.

Cherri Bomb: Hey owl girl, I hope you get well soon.

Alastor: Y/n, my dear, I hope you get well soon, darling.

Y/n smiled at all of her friends get well messages to her. She looked and thought they were all thoughtful. Then she looked and saw a message from her boyfriend, Tom.

Tom: Oh my God, baby! Your friends texted me what happened. I hope you're alright. I have to come see you. I'm too fucking nervous. I'm coming to visit you as soon as I can. I love you so much, my owl princess.

Y/n blushed at the text Tom sent her. She put her phone down and thought about cuddling with her boyfriend. She closed her eyes and took a nap for a while.

Hours later, she woke up again.

Then she received a visitor to her hospital room.

Tom walked in and saw her as she saw him there.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby." He said back.

He went over to her and carefully hugged her as she hugged him back as well. They gave each other a long loved deep kiss. Then then they slowly pull away and looked into each other's eyes.

"I'm glad you're alright, baby." He replied.

"I'm glad too. And I'm glad you're here too, babe." She replies back.

"Of course, I'd travel all over hell just to see you, babe." He said.

"You're too kind and adorable, babe." She tells him with a smile and a deep blush.

"Only for you, baby." He tells her back with a smile and deep blush back.

They share more kisses and cuddles at that moment.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back.

They loved how they spent their closest moments giving each other lovable thoughts.

They share more kisses as cuddled close.

Tom stayed by her side as she stayed by his as they spent time together as Y/n recovered and rested well with him by her side during the time of her hospital stay.

Chapter 35: Campers And Compassion

The episode begins with Blitzo peeking out of a corner of a building to check if the coast was clear. He then immediately runs across to a building in the Sloth Ring and starts climbing up the drain gutter downspout before he sneaks on the edge to a windowsill.

Blitzo: (low whisper) Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Blitzo opens a window and tries to get inside But, his head has a hard time getting inside because his horns are blocking his entrance. He starts to make it through, but then he ends up falling in and rolls over.

Blitzo: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!!

Blitzo crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw him. However, unbeknownst to him, a hand holding a taser comes into the scene and painfully tases him right in the butthole below his tail, making Blitzo seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground with smoke coming out of him.

Unknown Demon: Well, if it isn't the deadbeat.

Blitzo gets back up after his painful tase and brushes his sleeves.

Blitzo: (mockingly) Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face.

The camera pans over to the source of the voice, one of the nurses in charge of the rehab facility.

Rehab Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here. *crosses her arms and scowls at him* How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?

Despite being tased, Blitzo doesn't seem all hurt and brushes his coat.

Blitzo: As many as it takes to get me off. *turns back back to the nurse* Now, enough with this foreplay. Where's Barb?

Rehab Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.

Blitzo, surprised, comes over to the nurse, hands shrugging in confusion.

Blitzo: Wait, what? How? This is- wh-where the fuck did she go?

The nurse is skeptical of his intentions and brings up a taser to his face, making Blitzo so nervous and anxious that his tail straightened up and his arms down in fear.

Rehab Nurse: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown.

Blitzo regains his composure and stares down at the nurse.

Blitzo: You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch?

Rehab Nurse: (nonchalantly) Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared...

Blitzo realizes that the nurse isn't all afraid of him and sighs.

Blitzo: Ugh... Fine.

Blitzo walks back to the window to climb out of the room. Halfway through, the nurse calls back to him.

Rehab Nurse: Blitzo, she's got a job now, a life.

The scene changes back to the point of view of Blitzo trying to exit out through the window.

Rehab Nurse: Don't fuck it up by finding her.

Blitzo: Oh, that's nice. Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy *loses his grip and falls from the building* Liiiips!

Blitzo ends up crashing into the ground as a cat screech in fright offscreen.

The scene changes to the office inside of the I.M.P Headquarters where Moxxie and Millie are talking to a sinner client when Blitzo bursts open the door, now covered in bush leaves, bruises, and dirt all over his clothes and body, walks pass the three of them in a dejected manner. Moxxie calls to him to get his attention.

Moxxie: Sir! There's a client here who wants to-

Blitzo doesn't listen and interrupts Moxxie as he opens the door to his office and slams it shut. Moxxie and Millie stare in confusion before turning back to the client.

Millie: *nervous chuckle* I'm sorry, you were saying?

Demon Client: *hands shrugging in his confusion* Well, it's just that I'm sure one of the other camp counselors killed me, I'm just not sure which one...

Moxxie: How could you not know?

Demon Client: I was out on the lake when my boat *pointing down with both hands* started to sink. Someone *twirls two fingers to gesture* had drilled holes in it. *stops* The counselors are the only ones with keys to the boathouse, and they're the only ones who knew I couldn't swim. It had to be them.

While Millie was delightfully smiling, Moxxie had a questionable look on his face about that work.

Moxxie: Hmm, *places a finger below his chin* we don't typically do investigations. *gestures his thumb to Blitzo's office* I'll have to check with the boss.

Moxxie moves around the desk behind Millie and stops at the office door before he opens it.

Moxxie: Uh, pardon moi, sir.

Moxxie sees Blitzo flipping his contacts through his rotary address card file. Blitzo was so preoccupied that he didn't look up to Moxxie as he flips through different address files on the rotary.

Blitzo: (peeved) Not now, Mox.

Moxxie: Sir, *jabs his thumb behind him* there's a client that needs us to investigate his death, *claps his hands together* and we don't usually-

Blitzo: (annoyed) No tiiiime!

Moxxie: But, sir, we really need the cashflow, and I was thinking maybe-

Blitzo is now completely irritated with Moxxie interrupting his search that he finally faces him and stopped flipping through his rotary address file.

Blitzo: (now irritated) What part of "NO. FUCKING. TIIIIIIIME." do you not understand? *starts flipping back his rotary address file cards* Just handle it yourself.

Moxxie was now surprised and confused at the same time and points to himself.

Moxxie: You want me to lead? *gesturing back to his boss* On a hit?

Blitzo is now growing more frustrated with Moxxie and stops flipping his rotary card file while holding his head with one hand to keep cool on what he wanted to say.

Blitzo: I swear on all that is evil, Mox! If you aren't out of my office in negative *slams both hands on his desk angrily* three seconds-

Moxxie, not wanting to piss off his boss anymore, but also ecstatic of him giving this chance, grabs the doorknob and salutes him.

Moxxie: Youuu GOT IT, sir!

Moxxie closes the door behind him, his face full of sunshine and excitement. He was so excited about this job that his small little iris in his pupils expands out with stars gleaming bright shine. The scene switches back to the demon client camp counselor and Millie as Moxxie returns with new conference and leans against the desk.

Moxxie: We'll take the case! *jabs a thumb to himself* And I'll be handling this investigation, personally.

Millie looks on at Moxxie with concern and hesitation of her husband.

Millie: Honey, are you sure? *gestures to Blitzo's office* What about Blitzo?

Moxxie: Honey, honey, please. *postures himself* Blitzo put me in charge this time.

Millie: (in disbelief) He did?!

Moxxie heard the disbelief coming from his wife and narrows his eyes as he looked back to her skeptically. Millie realized her mistake and then corrects her attitude to make her husband feel better.

Millie: Oh! I mean, He... he did!

Moxxie: Right! And this is going to be the *swipes his hand across* cleanest, most *fist down* well-prepped, most surgical hit we've ever had! Don't worry, sir! *points at the demon client* We'll find your killer and give him what's coming to him.

Moxxie had second thoughts of who the targeted killer might be and thinks for a while before he corrects himself.

Moxxie: And/or her... *pause* Or they... *pointing back at the client*

The scene comes back to Blitzo's office, and after so many fruitless searches, he is still searching for his sister. He checks on Barbie's profile of her social media profile, where she has not made any effort to improve her profile.

Blitzo: Why the fuck wouldn't she tell you where she was going? *scene change to Blitzo* I mean, did you even ask-

Blitzo's phone started to vibrate, indicating another call.

Blitzo: Wait, hold on, I'm getting another call... *answers a call* Hellooooooo? (noise) Oh, good! Did you find- (noise) Really, where? (noise) Thanks, and I promise if we ever get a contract on your children, we'll make it quick and painless, byeee! *ends the call*

Blitzo puts his phone away and then starts running out of his office, unknowingly running pass Moxxie and Millie with a police investigation board on the wall that has red strings all over the place that it even extends out of the board.

However, before he left, he remembered one thing. He took out his phone again, and then went a text to Stolas and Y/n since they're still recovering from their attack. He sent one to Stolas and then to Y/n. He got a reply back from Y/n.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n.

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo. What's up?

Blitzo: Nothing. Just wanted to send a text to you and your dad.

Y/n: Oh, alright. Cool.

Blitzo: Hey, N/n?

Y/n: Yeah?

Blitzo: When you forgave me, what are the first steps to forgive someone?

Y/n: You just explain to someone what you have to tell them. Tell them everything that's on your mind. And just let them know what you need to tell them.

Blitzo: That's all?

Y/n: Yeah.

Blitzo: I guess I could try that. Thanks for the advice. I have to get going. Make sure you and your dad get well soon.

Y/n: No problem. And thanks, my dad and I will be discharged in a couple of days the doctor told us.

Blitzo: Cool, bye, N/n.

Y/n: Bye, Blitzo.

Blitzo then puts away on his phone and went on his way.

Moxxie was way over his head with the investigation that Millie finds the whole thing to be obnoxious.

Millie: Mox... Are you sure this isn't a little... much?

Moxxie: It's my first lead, Mills. *waves* It has to be... perfect.

Moxxie turns back to the investigation board.

Moxxie: Now, in front of you, you'll find a comprehensive guide to your cover persona. *slams the board* Memorize it. We've got a lot of work to do.

The scene moves to the summer camp called Camp Ivannakummore, where children and pre-teens can be seen laughing and playing in the background. Across the way, three preteen girls chat on a picnic bench. Moxxie and Millie are then shown in the bushes wearing disguises. Moxxie is dressed as a "human" girl while Millie is dressed as a "human" boy.

Moxxie: *fixing his tube top* Okay, Millie, one last time for safety. (in a girly voice) I'm Moxxine, the hottest, most popular girl at my school, and you are?

Millie: (in a guy voice) Your brother, Millerd, I like sports and *thrusts hips* fuckin' bitches!

Moxxie: Hm, you know these kids are a bit younger than I was expecting *putting a hand to the side of his face* maybe lose that last part.

Millie: (in a manly voice) Check!

Moxxie: Alright, (in a girly voice) I think we are ready.

Millie notices something up head and points at it.

Millie: Hey, Mox!

The scene cuts to the cabins where an individual wearing a coat who's carrying a large sack over his back. He checks his surroundings to see if the coast was clear and then sneakily tiptoes to the bushes.

Millie: (voice-over)Check out that shady-lookin' fella over there. I think that's our guy.

The scene cuts to Moxxie.

Moxxie: (in a girly voice) Ahem, Millie... I hardly think pointing out the first guy you see is the proper way to conduct a-

Millie picks up a pair of binoculars and looks right at the guy carrying the sack, obviously clear that the guy was the killer their client wanted dead. He looks behind him to notice that the sack was slipping, so he drops it to reveal stashes of cash, couple of bags full of drugs, and syringe needles. He picks up the sack and then the binoculars show a drill in his hand.

Millie: (looks through binoculars) No, that's definitely him. That bag's full of money, and drugs, and what looks like a drill one would use to poke holes in a boat.

The scene cuts back to Moxxie, looking a bit letdown after the obvious observation.

Moxxie: But- but that's all circumstantial at best! (in a girly voice) We need to methodically eliminate all suspects until we can be sure.

The scene phases out to Millie looking annoyed that the suspect was obviously the killer before the scene cuts back through the binoculars to show a boat house. The suspect's pair of eyeballs were visible in the shadows, looking nervously around to see if anyone else spotted him before disappearing behind a door. Unbeknownst to Millie, a single red-eye was seen into the crack right before the scene cuts back to Millie and Moxxie, as she puts aside her binoculars.

Millie: Now, he's lookin' around and headed into that locked boathouse we heard about. That would be the perfect place to-

Millie notices how visibly upset Moxxie is after making her obvious statement. She reconsiders her thoughts.

Millie: Fine, Mox. We'll do it your way.

Moxxie cheers up and he and Millie gets up after Millie puts the binoculars away in her backpack. He comes forward and observes the scenery to find the perfect human to manipulate to get close to their suspect.

Moxxie: With my sleuthing skills and your killer eye, we should have this wrapped up in no time. Now, (in a girly voice) we just have to find the kids with the most influence.

He scans the camp horizon until he spots three pre-teen girls at a table talking to each other.

Moxxie: Oh... target, acquired.

Moxxie adjusts his top before he proceeds to head out to meet the girls. Before Millie can joined him, a volleyball rolls over to her. She notices and approaches the ball before one of the campers calls to her.

Unnamed guy camper: (offscreen) Hey!

Millie looks over to see kids playing volleyball.

Unnamed girl camper: Hey!

Millie walks off to join them.

Over at the picnic table with the three preteen girls, one girl is talking, one of them is chewing gum and watching something on her phone, and the other is listening to her friend's story.

Unnamed Girl A: So, he snorted a whole line of ground-up mints, and tried to convince us he was high. Can you even believe him?

Suddenly. Moxxie approaches laughing obnoxiously and trying to fit in.

Moxxie: (in a girly voice) Ahahahaha! Oh, that Derek! What a riot! Riight?

The girls turn to him and look at him with disgust.

Unnamed Girl A: Um, who the fuck are you?

Moxxie: (in a girly voice) I'm Moxxine, I'm the prettiest girl at my school, and all the boys want me. My favorite coloooooor is hot pink. Because normal pink is sooo*crosses arms* basic. I like horses, puppies, fast cars, jewelry, and I got my first period last year, and it was sooo heavy!

Moxxie makes his way over to the picnic table and sits down.

Moxxie: I guess I'm just more mature than your typical preteen. So, you wanna be frieeends?

The girls stare at him. The first girl looks at Moxxie from head to his toes and notices that he is a digitigrade and points it out.

Unnamed Girl A: The fuck is wrong with your legs?

Moxxie: (taken aback) Wha- Um Oh! um-uh.... I was in an accident?

Unnamed Girl B: The same accident that fucked up your skin? You look like you spent three years in a tanning bed.

Moxxie: It's uhhhhh.... natural?

Unnamed Girl A: Ahah! Yeah, you wish. That botch job looks like it cost five bucks in an alley behind Walmart.

Unnamed Girl B: *stands up* Get lost, you fucking freak!

Moxxie stands up, obviously hurt and turns to the girls.

Moxxie: But, I-eeeh....

The girls all stand up and point in the direction for him to leave. When they looked over to the volleyball court, they notice a new person playing in the field. The scene cuts to Millie enjoying her time playing volleyball. In the girl's visions, they see the disguised Millie as a new hot boy on the block with sweat dripping down from her face and her hair swaying behind a bright color background with stars sparkling around her.

Unnamed Girl B: Oh, my god! WHO is THAT?!

The scene cuts back to the mean girls, all admiring Millie.

Unnamed Girl A: Look how beautifully tan he is.

Moxxie, completely taken back and shocked by the girl's turn off from his appearance and her admiring Millie's own, comes into the scene in front of one of the girls, looks at Millie.

Moxxie: (in a girly voice) WHAAAAT?!

Millie comes in close around as a camper passes the ball onto her.

Millie: (in a boyish voice) I GOT IT!

In one spectacular movement, Millie leaps up in the air with the sun shining down on Millie. With such joy in her eyes, Millie gives it all and smacks the ball so hard that a boom echoed in the air before it rockets right into one of the camper's face. He was smacked in the face with a volleyball so hard that his skull was heard being crunched and broken, and his tooth was knocked out before he was slammed into the ground. The impact was so strong that dirt and dust spreads to the volleyball field right when Moxxie and the mean girls comes down to see what has happened. After the dust settles down, the camper who was hit seemed to be on the ground, dead or unconscious with a massive crater underneath him.

All the campers were totally shocked and even the Lifeguard Dude was completely taken back. He removes his sunglasses to see that the camper was on the ground and rushes over to check on him. The camper was unresponsive, and Millie looked nervous that she went too far.

Lifeguard Dude: That was...

He pauses before resuming with tears flowing from his eyes with pride.

Lifeguard Dude: The best spike I've ever seen...

The campers cheer on for Millie and lifted her up on their shoulders. As the campers take Millie away, the camper whow as hit in the face by Millie is revealed to be alive and reaches out to the Lifeguard Dude for help while he simply ignores him and wipes the tear away as he stands back up.

Unnamed camper: Please, I need medical attention.

Lifeguard Dude turns down to the kid with a scowl.

Lifeguard Dude: First Aid is for WINNERS!

While the campers take Millie away, the mean girls were looking at Millie with admiration in their eyes by Millie's incredible athletic skills.

Unnamed Girl A: Oh, my god! He is so fucking HOT!

Unnamed Girl A, immediately infatuated, waves her hand to cool herself while Moxxie makes a attempt to impress them again.

Moxxie: Oh! Ya know, he's my brother.

Despite his attempts, the girls all glare down at Moxxie for his obnoxious attitude and starts walking out on him.

Unnamed Girl B: FUCK OFF, TROLL!

As the girls leave him, Moxxie feels depressed that he did not impress them to get on their good side.

The scene switches back to Blitzo entering one of the pharmaceutical stores where Barbie is supposedly to be working at. The pharmacist was looking at his phone, completely oblivious to Blitzo approaching to his desk. The pharmacist notices Blitzo as he stops by the counter and brings up his phone to show the pharmacist the photo of his sister.

Blitzo: Hi, I'm lookin for one of your employees, her name is Barbie. Does she work here?

The pharmacist was confused of who Blitzo was or why he was doing here.

Pharmacist: Wait, what? Who are you?

Blitzo, now pissed, grabs the pharmacist by his collar and pulls him over the desk before slamming him hard against the wall. He growls out his frustration and slams him again to show he has no time for any more excuses.

Blitzo: Someone who's gonna get reeeal creative if you don't tell him what he wants!

Using his tail, he slaps the pharmacist repeatedly to leave bruises on his cheek.

Blitzo: Where is she, fucknut? *repeatedly slaps the pharmacist* I know you know! It only gets worse from here, asshole!

Blitzo slaps the pharmacist multiple times with each slap getting harder and more painful until the pharmacist gives up.

Pharmacist: Okay! Okay! She's out on a pickup!

Blitzo brings the pharmacist close to his face as he narrows his eyes at the frightened pharmacist.

Blitzo: Where?

The scene changes back to the summer camps where Millie is running across the camp physical course. She appears to be having fun as she leaps over a large wall, and after landing down, she starts to tic-tac herself across the course. Once she reaches the end, Millie hops up and grabs the pull-up bar before she starts spinning. She was spinning so fast that Millie's wheel spin started to go in flames before Millie rockets herself in the air like a ball. Millie, now a flaming fireball, meteors down and impacts the unconscious camper she hit with a volleyball so hard that she buried him six feet under with a crater of his shape. The campers and counselors applauded Millie for such a spectacular performance. One of the campers had his phone out live streaming the whole thing.

Millie emerges head-first with eyes the same as Moxxie when he was excited for his first solo mission, her iris swelled in her pupils with stars gleaming bright shine. She was overjoy with her increasing popularity.

Millie: Mox! Did you see? I broke the record on the course!

Unbeknownst to her, Moxxie was having a hard time and grimaced at the thought of Millie outshining her, but he gave her a very sheepish smile while Millie waves back at the crowd.

Moxxie: Mhmm. I saw.

Millie was so absorbed by her popularity that her eyes grew big and bright.

Millie: Can you believe this? Everyone LOVES me, they're cheering, *takes out her phone* they even posted videos of me online. LOOK!

Millie shows Moxxie the social media story of her performance that she meteors down at the camper she accidentally injured. Hearts keep liking her story as it increased her popularity. Moxxie was aghast of how Millie was the only one who gets the likes while he only gets the scowl. Millie then starts singing "Regular Joe", in which the lyrics appear at the bottom of the screen.

Millie: ♫ Every day! ♫

♫ As I walk around camp! ♫

♫ All of these girls! ♫

♫ Follow me around! ♫

♫ I don't know why ♫

♫ Or what could it be? ♫

A random camp counselor comes up to Millie and then offers her some selfie with a crazed look in her eyes that had veins being seen, which creeps Millie out.

Random camp counselor: Hey, Millerd! HAH! Will you take a selfie with me?!

Millie: ♫ Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe. ♫

♫ Ah wa oh! I want the world to know. ♫

♫ Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain. ♫

♫ Why do all these girls ♫

♫ Keep screaming my name? ♫

Campers: Millerd! Millerd! Millerd! Millerd, I love you!!!

Millie: ♫ I'm so ordinary. ♫

♫ Just a common dude. ♫

♫ But, they're all up in my DMs ♫

♫ They keep sending me nudes. ♫

♫ I'm nothing special. ♫

♫ I'll tell you it's true. ♫

The same creepy camp counselor stalker comes up on stage with a cake in her hand to Millie.

Random camp counselor: But, Millerd! Over here! I baked a cake for you!

Millie: ♫ Ah wa oh! I'm regular Joe. ♫

♫ Ah wa oh! I want the world to know. ♫

♫ Ah wa oh! I'm simple and plain. ♫

♫ I wish all these girls. ♫

♫ Would stop screaming my name. ♫

Just like before, the screaming fan girls of the camp were screaming out to Millie. She takes the time to take in the joy and happiness of being recognized by her peers. When the song ended, the scene switched to Moxxie, now being upset that, not only has Millie been taking the glory, but they haven't solve the case of their killer despite the obvious reason to go after the one they assumed to spot earlier. Millie comes behind the cabins with a bouquet.

Millie: Ooh, Moxxie! That was so fun! No wonder you sing all the time!

Unlike Millie, Moxxie was more annoyed that Millie isn't making any effort to solve their case.

Moxxie: (normal voice) Not exactly low profile…

Millie: I know... but, it's kinda nice having people cheer for me for once, ya know? Instead of SCREAMING *rips the bouquet in half* in PAIN and HORROR!

Moxxie approaches Millie.

Moxxie: Don't forget what we're here to do, Millie.

Millie: I haven't. I'm just waitin' until you're ready…Have you been able to eliminate any suspects?

Moxxie: No, of course not. I can't get anything from anyone because they're too busy swooning over you.

Millie: If you want we can go off *brings out her two signature knives* the guy right now!

Millie starts heading on over to the cabin.

Millie: I think he's alone in the cabin-

Moxxie realizes what Millie was going to do and pulls her back to him.

Moxxie: No! I have to do this right.

Much to Millie's annoyance, she rolled her eyes and puts the knives away to come up with a better solution.

Millie: I'll tell you what… *comes over and caresses Moxxie's cheek* Why don't you try winning them over with something you're good at like I did? *walks over behind him* How about your music?

Millie then had an idea that a star shines in her eyeballs.

Mille: I can even help you since they already love me.

Just like Millie, Moxxie's eyes had a giant star when he thought of the idea.

Moxxie: Yeah... YEAH! (in a girly voice) That just might work.

Moxxie and Millie along with several campers sits near a campfire.

Millie: Ya'll wanna hear a song?!

Crowd: Yeeeah!

Millie: Alright! I know you all like me, but Moxxine is the real deal y'all

Millie: Let him-heeeeer tell ya all about it! Mox!

Moxxie: Thank you.

Moxxie starts singing a terrible campfire song, which, once again, the lyrics are displayed on screen.

Moxxie: ♫ Oh, everybody look at me! ♫

♫ I'm the greatest ♫

♫ It's plain to see ♫

♫ That all you losers wish that you could be like me ♫

♫ But, ya cant ♫

♫ Cause I'm a work of art ♫

♫ Yeah, I am hot shit ♫

♫ So pretty and smart♫

♫ Oh, everybody take a look at me!

♫ Look at me, me, me, Moxxine! ♫

♫ Me, me, me, Moxxine! ♫

♫ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Me, me, me, me ♫

Moxxie finds out that everyone is drawn to Millie's banjo playing, and when she finishes playing, the crowd cheers as Moxxie runs off in tears.

Later, Millie approaches an outhouse where Moxxie is crying uncontrollably.

Millie: Moxxie? You okay?

Moxxie: Go away!

Millie: Moxxie, what's goin' on?

Moxxie: Nothing! It's… It's just my time of the month!

Millie: Honey... no.

Moxxie: I just wanna go home.

Millie: Hey, big guy. I know you can do this. You're the best assassin-slash-musician-slash-preteen girl I know.

Moxxie: *peeks out of the outhouse* A-and investigator?

Millie: And investigator. Look, I know it's been tough. Just keep playing to your strengths, you have all week to get it right.

Moxxie: *exits the outhouse* Okay... thank you.

The scene switches to a montage of Moxxie doing various things to investigate the killer of the client.

On Tuesday, Moxxie is seen climbing up a tree to get a better view of the camp. Moxxie brings up his binoculars to see the cabin, but as he was doing this, a volleyball hits him in the face which caused Moxxie to lose his balance. In short distance, Millie and the campers who were playing volleyball saw Moxxie falling off the tree and then crashing into the ground with a grimace.

On Wednesday, while Millie and the campers are canoeing in the lake, Moxxie surfaces with goggles and snorkels and slowly swims on over to the boat house. However, a freshwater demon shark suddenly surfaces and chomps Moxxie whole into its jaws before it starts viciously shaking Moxxie.

On Thursday, Millie is doing archery with the campers. She has one camper pose with an apple on top of his head while wearing a blindfold. She shoots the arrow and makes a bullseye on the apple. The other campers cheered while Millie peeks over. As for Moxxie, he was in the bush with his binoculars when an arrow with the apple Millie shot came over his head. He ducks and smiles that the arrow missed him. However, a giant bear with a arrow that had an apple pierced its left eye towers over the bush with an angry expression at Moxxie. He was petrified for a brief second before he was about to get mauled by the bear.

After a painful week with no results, on Friday, a flyer that had Millie's picture was handed over to her by the Lifeguard Dude and became excited. Millie runs over to Moxxie, who is now an outcast with him being kicked graffiti word: "Bitch" spray-painted on it. Moxxie emerges with vines painfully wrapped around him, his shoe missing, and is looking more angrier by the day. He throws the binoculars down and tries to get the vine off him before a swarm of crows swoops in and attack him, pecking his face before they dispersed. He sits down by his campfire that was burned out and stretched his digitigrade feet before Millie comes into the picture.

Millie: MOX! MOX! You'll never believe it! They want me to perform on stage tonight for the local news! Those videos have made me some kind of human celebrity!

Moxxie has had enough of Millie overshadowing him and getting the attention, so he takes his frustration out on her over their incompetence of working on the job.

Moxxie: All week it's been "Oh look at Millerd! Isn't HE great?" "Oh, look how talented Millerd is!" We have a job to do, and you're off dancing for views! Why does it matter SO MUCH how these yokels feel about you?

Millie has lost any form of shine and is now feeling disappointed and upset that Moxxie wasn't being happy for her.

Millie: It doesn't. It matters how I feel about myself. And for once, I feel like... *tears forming* like I'm important. Like I'm someone to be proud of...

The more Millie takes her frustration out on Moxxie, the more he feels guilty that he gets his jealously the best of him. Millie wipes her face and comes over to shove the paper on his chest.

Millie: And I had hoped that my husband would be there to support me half as much as I've supported him this week!

Millie turns around with her back turned against her husband. Moxxie was now guilty that not only was he a terrible husband, but he also made his wife cry.

Moxxie: Millie, I didn't mean-

Millie: SAVE IT, MOX!

In some dramatic movie scene, the POV switched to Millie and Moxxie.

Millie: You could have finished that job any time if you had just listen to me, but you wanted to do thing your way. So, fine. Finish the job, go home if you want to - *turns around and starts stepping forward and Moxxie trips over a stake* But, I'm gonna have my moment, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!

Millie throws the pamphlet away before Moxxie tries to snag the paper in his hand. in doing so, he ends up getting tangled by one of the tent's ropes. The tent comes undone and then Moxxie was wrapped by the tent before falling to the floor. He is dejected that he hurt his wife's feelings and now is contempt that his marriage is in jeopardy.

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs…

The episode switches back to Blitzo still searching for his sister. After a week of endless search, he has finally come to a demon imp who was told to be selling access to the human world and catches him by the throat. He shoves the dealer against the wall with a very angry face.

Demon Imp Dealer: It's here man, I swear!

Blitzo takes out his signature pistol from his back pocket and puts it under his chin to threaten the man into giving him what he wants.

Blitzo: Open it…

The dealer did what he was told and takes out an Asmodean Crystal, a crystal that has access to Earth. Blitzo was surprised that a thing existed in the black-market before the dealer activates it. He shoots a beam behind Blitzo and a crystal mirror portal opens up for Blitzo to gain access to the human world. He smiles at the sight of the portal.

Blitzo: Thanks, chump.

Blitzo throws the dealer into a nearby dumpster before he enters the portal to Earth. On the other side, Blitzo successfully lands into the human world, unaware that he had just landed in Camp Ivannakummore. He checks around before disappearing into the bushes. A stage was setup by the camp counselors to get Millie to perform live.

Backstage, Millie was looking at the crowd with anxiety. She turns around to meet the Lifeguard Dude once again.

Lifeguard Dude: You ready to go on, champ?

Millie: (in a male voice) I guess…?

Lifeguard Dude: Good, now get out there and out Camp Ivannakummore on the Map!

As the crowd cheers grew louder, Millie was now feeling the mood. Her anxiety started to take a toll on her as she takes a deep breath before flipping the curtains to enter the stage. She tries her best to give the crowd the best smile, but it was only a grimace when she looked around for Moxxie in the crowd. However, she does not see Moxxie in the crowd or anywhere in the cheering campers and crowd. Just before she was about to go further, the stage lights turn off and then Moxxie's voice echoes in the microphone as smoke puffs around the stage and the hidden trap door opens on the floor with a spotlight shining on it.

Moxxie: (in a girl voice) Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Are you ready for a SHOOOOOW?!?

The crowd does not like Moxxie being on the stage and boos at him, flipping him off, and looking at him with disgust.

Unnamed Girl C: GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE!

Unnamed Girl A: KILL YOURSELF, NERD!

Despite the absolute backlash for Moxxie, he does not seem to care much about the crowd giving him the intense dislike and proceeds to continue with his announcement.

Moxxie: (in a girl voice) I am very proud to introduce to you *peeks over to Millie, who was now being moved by Moxxie's appearance* Someone with abilities never before seen on this Earth. Someone with the raw athletic skill of an Olympian. (in a normal voice) The voice of an angel. *gestures to Millie as the spotlight now shines on her* The acrobatic technique of an indentured 12-year-old Russian ballerina.

Millie suddenly realizes that Moxxie was confessing to her on stage and drops the smile before making gestures to tell him to stop because the crowd was watching him.

Moxxie: (in a normal voice) And a body that - JUST. DOESN'T. QUIT.

Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the campers were starting to get uncomfortable with two of them looking at each other with the awkwardness and repulsive expressions on their face. When Moxxie finished, he then widened his eyes and glances over his shoulder to see that the crowd was totally silent and is now looking at him with creepiness. He realizes his mistake and turns around, coughing his throat before beginning his speech.

Moxxie: The best, and most supportive person I've ever known and the love of my life. My wife-

Millie and Moxxie had their glass broke noise came to their heads when they realized they are still on stage and Moxxie correct himself.

Moxxie: (in a girl voice) Brotheeeeer… Millerd!

Moxxie comes to her and hands over the microphone to Millie.

Millie: Thank you…

Moxxie: Knock'em dead, baby!

Millie: Speaking of…

Millie shrugs over her head to the other direction and Moxxie turns over to see that the target is moving along with a shadowy figure behind him, heading to the boat house. Moxxie turns back to Millie.

Moxxie: You sure?

Millie nuzzles her head to his to assure Moxxie to finish the job.

Millie: (whisper) Go get'em, baby.

As Millie comes over to the front of the stage, Moxxie takes the opportunity to start his move. He jumps off stage and brush past the displeased crowd before heading into the bushes. From there, he sees the door to the boat house closing. As he moves around the bush, Moxxie trips on something and fell forward. However, he did not hit the ground and instead he lands on Blitzo. That's when they realize each other and looked at themselves before they come to realize how shocking turn of events played for them.

Moxxie: (dismayed) What in the- SIR?!

Blitzo: MOXXIE?! *shoves Moxxie off his head and turns around* What the fuck are you doing here?!

Moxxie: Trying to finish the job you gave me!

Blitzo could not believe what Moxxie was saying and becomes not only disappointment, but also dismayed that Millie and Moxxie were still working on the case since it's already been a week.

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, you're still working on that? It's been like a fucking week. *points at Moxxie with anger* THIS is why I don't trust you with dick, Mox.

Blitzo was not having whatever was going on with Moxxie and then enters the bush to get to the boat house. Moxxie was annoyed that Blitzo still doesn't trust him to do the solo mission after everything he's done for him and crawls on out of the bush. Blitzo sneaks up to stand right next to the door. Moxxie soon follows right behind him.

Moxxie: And what exactly are you doing here, sir?

Blitzo: Apparently, helping finish your botched job…But, mostly I'm looking for my sister.

Blitzo then stands back and kicks the door open with a loud slam. He was completely appalled when he found out about the scene before him.

Blitzo: (angrily) BARBIE!

The camera pans over to switch to show no sexual encounter, but Blitzo's sister, in a human form with a human camp counselor dealer she was with. She had one pause moment before she realized who barged right into the boat house.

Barbie Wire: (disgusted) BLITZO!?

Moxxie's head peeked over, completely confused of the ordeal and looked over at the door.

Moxxie: You know her?!

Blitzo: Do I know her? That's my sister, fuckface!

Upon hearing that the human form of Barbie Wire was Blitzo's sister, Moxxie's face grew into total shock.

Millie was standing there with a silent crowd waiting for her to make a move. She took a moment to close her eyes before opening them with a very smoothed gaze, holding her chin, and a heart puffing out to show her glorious face. The crowd screams to give Millie a applause.

Back to the boat house, from a camera POV, Blitzo and Moxxie were standing across one side of the house while Barbie and the camp counselor were on the left. Apparently, excluding the human camp counselor, Barbie doesn't seem she is fond of seeing Blitzo or Moxxie in the boat house. She stared at them with narrowed eyes while Blitzo and Moxxie were doing the same thing, but their arms crossed as if she's such a disappointment.

Barbie Wire: What the fuck are you doing here, shithead?

In return, Blitzo was also not fond of seeing his sister being in the human world and being with a human.

Blitzo: I should be asking you the same thing! You check yourself out of rehab, no call, no note, and I have to track you down to this shithole with... (confused) Who the fuck is this?

The human counselor was waving at Blitzo before Barbie comes into the scena and shoves her hand on his face.

Barbie Wire: No one! He works for me. And who's the little twink here?

Before Moxxie could even retort to Barbie about being called a twink, obviously offended that she might have mentioned his penis size, Blitzo does the same thing and shoves his hand in front of his face.

Blitzo: No one... He works for me.

Moxxie: Sir, that guy's the target!

Blitzo realizes what a coincidence it must've been for the job since the human counselor is their client's target and was amused of it.

Blitzo: Oh, shit, Barb! Looks like your little boy toy got himself into some trouble.

Barbie is confused of what Moxxie meant.

Barbie Wire: The fuck are you talking about?

Moxxie: He killed our client, and now our client wants to kill him back.

Now that it makes all sense for Barbie, she turns to her human counselor with anger.

Barbie Wire: You fucking WHAT?!

Counselor Jimmy: *shrugs* He found out about your drugs.

Despite his honest answer, Barbie dismisses it and waves at him nonchalantly like she doesn't care.

Barbie: I don't want to fucking hear it, kid. *points at Blitzo and Moxxie* Look, you're not killing my supplier!

While Moxxie looked incredibly annoyed of this whole family drama, Blitzo was more disappointed about this whole thing since her rehab. He was so frustrated that he pinched his eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck... supplier of what? *points at Barbie* You're not back on that H-8, are you?

Barbie Wire: Fuck, no! It's just heroin.

Blitzo was relieved that the drug was only a minor for her and holds his temple.

Blitzo: Oh. Thank, Satan.

Back to Millie, she was giving the crowd one heck of a performance as she was juggling axes in her hands. She then throws the axes at the bullseye target which she hit two of them to the target, but the third one misses and flies over to the volleyball area and over the camper she crippled. The axe hits the tree which causes a beehive to shake before the hives snapped from the tree and lands on the camper. He screamed in pain and agony.

Meanwhile, back to the boat house, Blitzo was still arguing with Barbie while Moxxie was growing impatient with the drama between the two siblings.

Blitzo: So, now you're peddling heroin?

Moxxie pulls out his signature knife from the back, already had enough of this whole drama and walks around the water to get to the target with Blitzo following behind, still arguing with Barbie. Barbie pushes the human counselor over to the heroin stash and walks around to get confrontational with Moxxie before Blitzo came to the front to stop them from getting closer to each other.

Blitzo: What's the point? That shit barely gets rid of a headache.

Barbie Wire: It's honest work, okay? And I thought it would be sure to keep me as far away from you as possible.

Moxxie: *twirling a knife* And you teamed up with genius here because...?

Barbie: Do you have any idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate? *jabs her thumb to the counselor behind her*

Counselor Jimmy heard this and was offended.

Counselor Jimmy: Heeey! No, I'm not!

Barbie turns her head with sad eyes and in a show of plea, she starts to make sexual gestures to persuade him.

Barbie Wire: Oh, Jimmy-wimmy, can you pwease *lifts her butt to show the counselor her black sexy panties* keep loading up deez *shakes her butt back and forth* druggie-wuggies for me?

Barbie places a finger on her chin to show the innocent look on her face so that the Counselor Jimmy could see that she was being polite and very beautifully sexy at the same time. While she uses her feminine charms to seduce the counselor, Blitzo and Moxxie were completely deadpanned when they see how Jimmy was so stupidly gullible to fall for that kind of trick, and he did.

Counselor Jimmy: Heh. Sure, Barb. Whatever you say.

Counselor Jimmy heads back to load the heroin on the boat while Barbie smile evilly, obviously feeling proud that the human was a complete sucker with her charms. Moxxie was already losing patience with this because after everything he went through, he does not want anyone to interfere or deal with the whole family drama between Blitzo and Barbie.

Moxxie: Sir... I've spent a week on this...

Already having enough, Moxxie brings out his signature knife to go for the kill.

Moxxie: I'm finishing it, one way, or another…

Before Moxxie could move to kill Jimmy, Barbie comes up to his face with a snarling growl and ferocious glare bearing down at Moxxie. Her human eyes glows in the dark with vicious killer intent. She refuses to allow Moxxie to go with his way and has claws and teeth ready to pounce if he makes his move.

Barbie Wire: *eyes glow* Don't you dare!

Back to Millie sitting on a stool, she adjusts the cord of her strings to her guitar. once she has finally adjusted the guitar, just as she was about to perform, the 80s' style anthem song, "You Got the Power", started playing on the scene. Millie gives a rock with her fists as fireworks sprout on stage, making the crowd cheer with excitement.

Back at the boat house, Jimmy, Blitzo, Barbie, and Moxxie were watching the fireworks go off on the stage from a distance. With all of them distracted, Moxxie takes the initiative and glares down at Jimmy. He charges at Jimmy and then brought up his knife to stab the guy. But just before he could, merely inches from Jimmy, Barbie caught Moxxie with her tail before throwing Moxxie over and making him crash into the docks the boat, and then the water.

With her tail exposed, Barbie turns off her Asmodean Crystal to revert herself back to her demon imp form. She turns and glares at Blitzo.

Barbie Wire: Come on, Blitzo, haven't you fucked my life up enough already?!

Millie switches to the drums and beats it like there's no tomorrow. Between Millie's performance, the boat house fight scene continues as Moxxie emerges from the waters to grab hold of the docks and climbs up to stab Jimmy. However, Barbie's tail wraps around him again and pulls Moxxie back to Barbie. Moxxie, now furious, twirls his body and tackles Barbie to the ground with her tail still wrapped. He tries to stab Barbie, but Blitzo then joins the fight and moves in to break it up between Barbie and Moxxie. The panel switches to Jimmy, now afraid of his dealer and the imps attacking each other. He crawls over the heroin and moves to remove the tarp from the opening. Just before he can remove the rope, a knife was thrown by Moxxie and then hits the wall next to the tarp.

The scene switched to the demons fighting amongst themselves. Blitzo pulls Barbie off Moxxie before the little imp charges at Jimmy with anger. He jumps on him and starts pounding his face. While doing so, Barbie gets on the boat and start pulling the string from the motor to get the boat started. After three more pulls, she was able to get the boat running, but Moxxie kicked her out of the way and turns down the motor to be facing upwards with the blade spinning. He brings Jimmy over to slice his head.

In a mirage scene of the boat fight of Millie playing the guitar, Moxxie was about to kill Jimmy with the boat propellers before Barbie comes in and smacks him in the face to stop Moxxie. The fight scene switches to Blitzo pulling barbie off Moxxie before she gets berserk and frays her arms to break free. The panel switched to Jimmy where Moxxie comes in and was about to dogpile on him before Barbie flies over and tackles Moxxie to the ground. Blitzo appears in the next scene and then gets kicked in the face by Moxxie. It then shows the frightened Jimmy cowering behind Barbie who was having a cat fight with him as she pulls his horns underneath his wig, making him scream.

The montage scene continues with Blitzo being bruised and dazed after dealing with Moxxie and Barbie. The scene then comes back to Barbie who was elbowing Moxxie's face as the latter tries to choke Jimmy to death.

Mille finishes playing her guitar and smashes it on the stage while giving a rock-on fist to the crowd, making them cheer for her wildly. Then, fireworks explode to turn the scene white before showing back to Millie, now wielding nunchakus. She twists and turns them with mad skills before an epic explosion booms behind her after doing her performance.

As the crowd rocks on with the music, a fire from the explosion lands on one of the female camper's hair, causing her to scream as she tries to dose the flame out.

Meanwhile, at the boat house, Moxxie was shoved against the wall where he landed next to the knife he thrown at Jimmy. He takes it out and then runs back up to stab Jimmy. Once again, Barbie comes in front of him and stops Moxxie from stabbing Jimmy. She grabs his knife-hand and then punches him in the face. Moxxie retaliates back by kicking Barbie in the stomach before throwing her aside. He stabs Jimmy, but misses before Barbie gets back up and then grabs Moxxie by the arms. Blitzo, already had it with the fight, moves in and throws Jimmy out of the way since he's the cause of the scuffle into the waters.

Switching back to Millie, she does a sword mouth trick with one hand holding a very long sword while the other holds a torch. She slowly swallows the sword whole before throwing the torch away and runs off-stage to a mosh pit. The campers all held Millie as a guitar was being passed over to her. She plays it and then rocks on.

The flames cuts back to the boat fight scene where Barbie is strangling Blitzo to death as the latter is having a hard time trying to lose her grip. Moxxie gets up with a cut to his forehead and a very angry glare. He's been through a lot and has had it with the whole thing before he stands back up and start making his way to Jimmy. Jimmy looked no better than the rest of them as he had a nose bleed and blood dripping from his mouth. He warns him to stay back before Jimmy crawls up the docks while Moxxie brought out his knife once again, exhausted after dealing with Barbie.

After Barbie strangled Blitzo to death, she then comes back over and tackles Moxxie once again. However, Blitzo is alive and then jumps in to stop Barbie from killing Moxxie. It was like a cat fight when a noise of a cat came into the scene between the three imps. The fight started coming to the docks where Jimmy was on. Jimmy picks up one of the heroin package and throws it at the imps.

The heroin bag hits all the imps, and it doesn't seem to have any fatal side effects since they are demons, they were exposed to the contents with their eyes very wide and their pupils are full. Covered in heroin, the imps were now high due to the drugs and then started to become more feral and ravenous than ever. The fight between the three imps became more savage like cats as they start attacking themselves.

Back on the stage, Millie was being passed down to the stage and continues playing the guitar. The fireworks malfunctions and instead sprouts flames on the stage. While the Lifeguard Dude was listening to the music, the flames brushes past him which not only killed him, but his skeleton remains standing with his sunglasses still on.

As the song ends, fireworks spore out once again in a epic ending. one of the firework rockets, however, strayed away from the stage and into the boat house. Inside, Blitzo was not restraining Moxxie while barbie was already standing. As Jimmy stands on the boat, the stray rocket crashes through the window and then, in a slow motion, comes in front of his face before the frame resumes back to normal speed as the firework explodes, killing Jimmy, and splattering blood all over the imps. They were speechless that Jimmy died without Moxxie doing the thing. Barbie Wire blinked a couple of times of what just happened.

Now covered in blood, Barbie was furious that, not only was her supplier killed, but she is now out of the work thanks to her brother and Moxxie and yells in frustration.

Barbie Wire: (angrily) SATAN FUCKING DAMNIT!!!

Barbie turns to Blitzo and Moxxie for ruining her work.

Barbie Wire: Thanks a lot, Blitzo, I'm out of a job! FUCK!

Now, that she's become jobless and her day is ruined, Barbie turns around to leave. Blitzo, however, was guilty of ruining her second chance and stands up to apologize. Moxxie, on the other hand, was exhausted and does not seem to care about the whole family drama between the two.

Blitzo: Barb, wait! *gets up* I want to help you- Let me help you, please?

While Blitzo talks to Barbie, Moxxie rests his head in his hands, crying now that he has finally succeeded in finishing the job after a week of hellish attempts.

Blitzo: You're clean now, right? Let's... grab dinner, we'll catch up, and we'll talk about-

Barbie hears the last part of his sentence before she starts cracking up.

Barbie Wire: Hehahaha! *turns around* You don't fucking GET IT!

The camera comes close to show only Barbie and Blitzo. Barbie points at Blitzo while glaring at him.

Barbie Wire: Just cause I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you! *jabs a finger on their mother's choker that Blitzo wears* I NEVER wanna see you, EVER!

Barbie was done with Blitzo and walks in a clearing part of the boat house where she taps her wrist containing the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Hell.

Barbie Wire: Next time you want to find me, Blitzo, DON'T!

Blitzo: Wait, Barb!

Barbie stops.

Blitzo: I know what I did back then was wrong, and I probably don't deserve your forgiveness, but please let me say something.

Barbie just stood there.

Barbie: Go on.

Blitzo: I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean for anything that happened in the past to happen at all. It was a fucking accident. I messed up our loves back then. I didn't mean to. I really didn't. I didn't mean to fuck everything up. I loved Mom. And I still love you. I wasn't my best back or now but I want to try my best to be the best with how I can now. I hear you when you when you say all those words to me. I am all of that. I would hate me too. I had a messed up our childhood. Even with Fizzaroli. I let jealousy consume me. I never had an easy life back then. And neither did you. I'm just a damn fucked up imp then and now. But I want to change. To become more than what I was. To become a good person. I didn't mean I made our family's life messed up like that back then. I didn't meant for any of that to ever happen. I didn't mean for anything like this to happen either. Or to change anything. Especially not our childhood life like that. But I do want to change to more than what I am. To make amends for what I did back then. To forgive. For you to forgive me. It's my personal life task. To apologize to you. It's...what mom would have wanted.

Barbie just stood there without a word.

Blitzo: So I'm my sincerest words, Barb. I'm sorry. I really am. I'm not asking you to forgive me, but please think about it. A close friend told me how to ask for forgiveness. So please, if there's any good in you. Please at least think about what I said, sister.

Barbie lowers her head for a moment.

She sighs then looks to him.

Barbie: Blitz...I understand you. I hear every word you said to me. And I know you actually meant it. Even if you did fuck up back then. And if it was accident, then it was. It's just difficult. Mom was important to me. To us. To our family. I still care about you, but I'm still thinking things over. I don't know if I can forgive you...yet. But I will think about what you said. Alright? And if I do decide to forgive you one day, I'll be sure to find you and tell you that. Okay? But for now...bye, bro.

She lifts her head and enters the portal.

And with that, Barbie leaves, closing the portal. Blitzo can only look on, depressed of Barbie being mad at him and telling him off but slightly in hope of the last words she said to him and that maybe there's still goodness in her, while oblivious to Moxxie. But Blitzo, hoped Barbie would listen to his words and forgive him. They could find each other again. And accept each other again. And become a close brother and sister again like how they used to be back then. He hoped it would happen.

Meanwhile, after a spectacular performance, Millie was being praised by the campers. She looked on, eyes glowed with emotions now that she has fulfilled her importance. Millie makes a bow to the crowd and then heard footsteps close by. She turns and finds Moxxie, still covered in blood.

Millie: Looks like you did it.

Moxxie: No…

Moxxie's hands grabs Millie's making her look at him with eyes glowing with happiness.

Moxxie: You did it. I'm so proud of you, Millie.

Moxxie looks the other way, still guilty of him being jealous and acting furious at her.

Moxxie: And I'm sorry I let you down.

Millie then grabs Moxxie and lifts him up and spins themselves around.

Millie: Just don't do it again, dummy.

And with that, Moxxie kisses Millie on the lips. Their passion turns them on as the crowd was completely aghast of what they were seeing. Millie and Moxxie then started to get horny and French-kisses each other like raw dogs. They moan and began to take their clothes off.

Millie: *moaning* Oh! Oh, yeah! Moxxie!

Millie rips off the top Moxxie was wearing, alongside the bra underneath*

Millie: Moxxie!

They found a rhythm that made both of them aroused and starts ripping clothes one after another and Millie cry out. Moxxie moaned her names many times that takes them down to the stage off-screen. The sex scene is too graphic to show with the scene being played out by the noise Moxxie and Millie were making. By the expression of the crowd and the news crew that was in front, they were completely repulsive of what is transpiring before them. The off-screen sex scene escalated when Millie's shirt and Moxxie's pants were thrown into view and then Moxxie's pants lands on the camera man while his bra lands on top of the camera woman, as the camera rolls over them having sex.

Millie: Take it, Moxxie!

The scene rolls in the breaking news card over to start viewing the headlines. The camera then shows the news anchorwoman reporting in on the sex scene that was being watched and livestreamed on the internet.

Anchorwoman: Internet sensation and local celebrity Millerd Realboy *slides down the picture of Millie in disguise* caught incesting tonight!

The anchorwoman then shows the pictures taken by the campers of the Moxxie and Millie having sex on stage and then a short story scene of Millie making love to Moxxie as she kisses Moxxie on top of him.

Anchorwoman: Showcasing a sickening display onlookers deemed: *switching to the I.M.P's TV* Too disturbing to look away… and we won't.

Despite Millie's popularity now ruined and her reputation tarnished, that doesn't seem to matter for Blitzo as he turns off the TV. He was having his morning coffee as he was in the morning meeting with Moxxie and Millie, who still doesn't mind about her popularity crashing.

Blitzo: Gonna be honest, Moxxie-

The scene switched to the three imps with Millie and Moxxie not ditching their disguises in the meeting room. Blitzo smiles at Moxxie for a job well done.

Blitzo: Not too bad for your first solo mission.

Moxxie was taken back of his boss praising him despite it took a week to get it done. He then gasps deeply before Moxxie gets all glittery and then very happy that his eyes widened with cuteness, dimples smiling, and stars sparkling around him.

Moxxie: *gasps* Reeeeeally, siiiir?

Blitzo then lose the smile to reveal that he is grouchy and still disappointed that the job lasted a week and that his sister still hates him but with a little hope for him to live by for now, so he becomes truthful of Moxxie.

Blitzo: Nooo, no, not really. You're a fucking disgrace. But you're still good in your own way.

And with that, Blitzo silently drinks his coffee while Moxxie loses all shine, completely depressed with sad puppy dog eyes. But with some hope in his eyes of what compassion Blitzo gave him. He looks over the table while Millie glares at her boss for being a completely asshole. The camera pans out to reveal that Loona was in the meeting room sleeping with drool on the table, completely oblivious to the whole thing that happened over the past week, as the episode ends.

Chapter 36: Oops

After a couple of days, Y/n and her dad Stolas were released from the hospital and able to head back home and to their normal lives. Everyone they knew was glad to see them back. And Y/n was glad to see them all again, with her being well, healthy, and good again.

The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. A cuckoo clock featuring a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli under the covers

He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus.

Fizzarolli: Rise and shine, Ozzie!

Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.

Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!

Asmodeus: *groans* Ugh, again with the horn?

He turns in bed, covering his head with his pillow.

Fizzarolli: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!

He blows the horn again.

Fizzarolli: M'kay, SO; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators. And then, you have a nooner with Prince Stolas and his daughter Y/n too.

As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.

Asmodeus: *sighs* You scheduled me during lunch?

Fizzarolli: Well, you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".

As he speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder.

Fizzarolli: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!

Asmodeus: Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?

Fizzarolli: I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?

Asmodeus: Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again.

Fizzarolli: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!

Asmodeus: Stoooop...~

Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!

Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!

Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! BURGEE TIME!

The two laugh together.

In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window but falls over, catching Asmodeus' attention. Fizzarolli quickly makes an attractive pose, which Asmodeus grins to it. The said trash can hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.

Fizzarolli: Yeah, yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.

Asmodeus: About that... (Gives Fizzarolli his breakfast) You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?

Fizzarolli: Well, y-you have a packed day today, and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...

Asmodeus: It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom".

Fizzarolli: Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~.

Asmodeus: I mean, only after I...

Fizzarolli: (mouth full) What?

Asmodeus: What? (Asmodeus blushes a bit)

Fizzarolli: Come on, Oz! I can be on my own one day!

Asmodeus: But you haven't been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam's big brand figure.

Fizzarolli: Yeah, I guess, but it's not like I'm gonna stick around!

Asmodeus: I can get you an escort.

Fizzarolli: Augh! I can handle it! C'mon, Big Daddy. PWEEEEASE?

Fizzarolli pulls puppy eyes on Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: *snorts and laughs* Well, you know I can't say no to a face that cute.

Fizzarolli: Mhm! That's why I use it.

Asmodeus: Just try to stay out of trouble, Fizzy-frog.

Fizzarolli: Ahh, stop it!

Asmodeus: Noooo~!

Asmodeus picks Fizzarolli up in a tight squeeze, laughing. A small succubus walks into the room holding a stack of boxes.

Succubus Employee: Ozz, I have the new shipment of—

She stops as she sees the two. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at the worker wide-eyed.

Fizzarolli: Ya mind? Trying to have an unemotional bang sesh here!

Asmodeus: Yeah! Cuz we're so NOT in love!

Fizzarolli: Yeah! Love. Is. STUPID!

The succubus sets the boxes down and walks out of the room, staring oddly at the two before closing the door.

Fizzarolli: Whew! That was close, huh?

Asmodeus: *sighs* Just come right back when it's over, and keep your phone on ya, okay?

Fizzarolli: Got it riiight here! *stretches and grabs his phone* Be riiight back after! Don't worry, Ozz! I'll be super low-key. Nobody will notice me.

Fizzarolli sips his cup of coffee, while Asmodeus facepalms in doubt.

We immediately transition to the Greed Ring, where Fizzarolli runs over a cup in a glamorous limo. He steps out onto purple carpet, while speakers and confetti blasters shaped like dildos pop out of the car. The confetti sprays over everyone, while one demon brushes it off, and another demon chokes to death on one of them. Fizzarolli walks off and his hell dogs, called quieves, come out the car and start to feast on the corpse. Fizzarolli claps and whistles to get the quieves' attention to get going. They arrive and spiral around Fizz, spinning him as he laughs. Roller skates come out of his shoes as he blasts off.

Fizzarolli: Whoa! Girls, girls!

Fizz laughs and rolls around the block with his quieves, skating at top speed, knocking over demons and hitting a trash can. His visor's built-in wipers clean all the garbage off them.

Fizzarolli: Man, it's great not being in the spotlight for once!

All of the demons glare at Fizzarolli. While he is skating, Blitzo is currently getting kicked out of a coffee shop by a Hellhound.

Blitzo: Look lady, it's not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that tastes like piss!

Fizzarolli becomes shocked, and hits the brakes on his skates, while Blitzo stammers in fear.

Blitzo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! (covers his face)

Fizzarolli: Oh, wow. Lookee who it is.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck... You again...

Fizzarolli: Stalkin' me now, huh?

Blitzo: Oh, don't fuckin' flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y'know, without YOU in it.

Fizzarolli: Uh huh, sure! Blitzo.

Blitz: The "O" is silent now, bitch! And gee whiz, we've been in each other's relative vicinity TWICE, in the last FIFTEEN YEARS! That would make me, THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN HISTORY! Just ask my bestie, Y/n, she's good at keeping count.

Fizzarolli pets his quieves.

Fizzarolli: Twice... IS ALREADY WAY TOO MUCH. And Y/n is a good friend unlike you.

Fizzarolli shoves Blitzo out of he way and walks off. Blitzo dusts himself off and glares at Fizz.

Blitzo: Yeah, well I'm a good friend too, I asked Y/n that herself, and at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!

Blitzo has struck a nerve in Fizzarolli as he growls in anger. He calms down when his albino queef rubs against him and hands him a bone. Fizzarolli moves the bone to show the leash, with gold lettering saying "From Ozzie with 💛".

Fizzarolli: Yeah, well... Guess that's what resilience and talent gets ya. (chuckles) Plus, my horns were always bigger than yours. Weren't they?

It grows silent for a bit, while Blitzo stands in anger. Before Fizzarolli walks away, Blitzo charges at him and they start to get into a street fight. The screen shifts upward to find a skyscraper-like building where Striker and Crimson unknowingly reside.

Crimson: So, you say you're good? 'Cuz we really need a big score right now.

Striker: The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week.

Alessio pours him a glass of wine, while he follows up Striker's response.

Crimson: Sure, but not dead?

Striker: It was... called off. But I have a body count in the hundreds! I ain't afraid to go after anyone. Women, kids-

Striker's speech is interrupted by one of Fizzarolli's quieves getting launched into the window outside.

Striker: And cute little-faced puppy-lookin' things. Don't matter!

Striker then catches onto the fact that some drama is going on outside. He walks over to the window to see the problem while listening to Crimson's judging.

Crimson: Hmm... I'll tell ya what. If you can deliver something of value... I'll consider it.

Striker: (smirking) One moment...

Striker opens the window and pulls out his lasso. He ropes the root of the problem, Fizzarolli and Blitzo, into the room and slams them against the wall, laughing sinisterly.

Crimson: Hired! (laughs)

Striker: Funny to run into ya again, "Blitzy!"

Striker pulls out his knife and slides toward Fizzarolli, pointing it under the chin.

Striker: And with a famous friend...

Blitzo: Oh, fuck me.

Fizzarolli: For the record, we are not friends.

The scene cuts to Asmodeus' factory just below his palace, where they manufacture things for Ozzie's, and for general Lust Ring products. Currently, they are creating a new toy to test for the new vibrator shipment. An imp flies away with a box containing the test vibrator, while we pass some painter imps working on dildos. A transition can show two more imps fighting with dildos on the job, while we now pass to a different imp carrying the same test vibrator.

Asmodeus: Larger, you can never be too large, (laughs) you can never be too large.

We see a conveyor belt passing the test vibrator onto a hazmat-suited imp, who flies away to return the final product to Asmodeus.

Asmodeus: Hm... smaller, smaller. Get this spot right there, and that's good! I like... ooh, I like that, that's good, mhm!

Asmodeus now has the test vibrator in hand, before handing it back to the hazmat-suited imp, then looks over a blueprint to see if there's anything else needing to be modified. Two succubi then put the vibrator into the test chamber to see the results. After everyone puts on safety goggles, Asmodeus gives the thumbs up and they turn on the vibrator. The vibrator shakes violently and explodes, leaving everyone scorched, and the project is a failure.

Asmodeus groans, sitting alone at his desk, missing Fizzarolli when he looks at a painting of them together. Lightning strikes, as Fizzarolli's eyes strangely glow blue. Asmodeus is startled, both by the lightning, and his watch, signaling an alarm for his noon meeting with Stolas and Y/n. We then cut to Stolas and Y/n sitting on a couch in the waiting room, until Asmodeus finally opens his doors.

Asmodeus: Stolas! Y/n! Hey there, birdy babe and awesome bird gal! Haven't seen you two since you both crashed my club, how you two been? *giggles* Still gettin' yo' kink on with that feisty imp? And that sinner?

Y/n: Hey, Ozzie. And yeah, we're doing pretty well.

Stolas: Aha. Well, um, that's actually what we're here about. You see, I, um... seem to have found myself with... feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing like how Y/n and her sinner boyfriend have for each other. She loves her boyfriend and he loves her. But with me and Blitzo, I don't know how he feels about me.

Asmodeus smiles at Y/n's response.

Asmodeus: That's good to hear, girl.

However, he looks to Stolas and grows unamused, assuming he's looking for something to immorally force Blitzo to love him.

Asmodeus: Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town... You feel me? (giggles)

As he speaks he picks up two cereals and/or candies shaped like a penis and lips, and shoves the penis through the lips, demonstrating his point. He takes the penis out of the lips and lifts it to where we can see a flustered Stolas and a confused Y/n through the mouth.

Y/n: Huh, never thought of it like that.

Stolas: Oh! No! Never, never that! I just, you see...

While Stolas is speaking, Asmodeus decides to devour his whole bowl of various sex-shaped cereals/candy.

Stolas: This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can traverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in... finding a way he could too?

Y/n: It would be a big help to him.

As he speaks, Stolas uses his powers to conjure up Asmodeus' book and places it on the table, the book seen in "The Circus" that mentions Asmodean Crystals, surprising Asmodeus as he finishes his bowl of cereals/candy.

Asmodeus: *gasps* Oh! Hmmm, Stolas... My heart bleeds for you, but my partner— Uh... Business partner, Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right? Yeah... HAAATES.

Asmodeus clenches his hand into a fist to demonstrate.

Stolas: He does?

Y/n: But why?

Asmodeus: Not my story to tell, but trust me. I would help if I could, but I can't. Sorry...

Asmodeus notices his phone ringing with a notification of a new message from Fizzarolli's contact, listed as "Froggie 🤍". He smiles and opens the notification, causing the phone to fly across the room in a grand display and project a widescreen version of the message.

Crimson: Hello, Asmodeus.

Asmodeus, Y/n, and Stolas grow concerned at the appearance of Crimson, and not Fizzarolli.

Crimson: You don't know me, but you don't need to. All you need to know is I have your little jester here with me.

The video shows Striker bringing Fizzarolli to the camera tied up with tape over his mouth. Asmodeus grows enraged at the sight of this and tries to strangely grab the hologram out of anger.

Y/n glares at both Crimson and Striker.

Crimson: If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want.

Asmodeus: Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!

Asmodeus' feathers glow a vivid neon version of his natural colors before his head bursts into red flames, showing his outrage.

Stolas: I... think it's a recording.

Y/n: Yeah, a recording.

Crimson: You probably just asked if I know who I'm dealing with. And, oh yes, I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king who will do whatever it takes to save the worst-kept secret in all of Hell.

Asmodeus grows embarrassed and turns his head away from the video, with Stolas and Y/n becoming worried for him and looking concerned.

Crimson: We both know you won't risk anything happening to the clown. So be a good little bitch boy, and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it. Hueheheheheheheh! Now, cut. I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKIN' MORON!

The phone falls back on the table. The whole room shakes and Asmodeus ignites in rage. Stolas holds Y/n in his arms and back away as Asmodeus roars, making the whole room glow with a beam of fire. The transition shows Alessio giving Crimson a lighter to smoke a cigar. He walks off, while a mafia goon throws Fizzarolli in a cage with Blitzo, which Striker is on top of. Fizzarolli stammers in fear, while Blitzo scoots back.

Blitzo: Oh, chill out, jester. Christ on a stick, it's like you've never been tied up before!

Fizzarolli: Sure, but not by a bunch of psychos! (grunts, falls down) And a piece of shit!

Blitzo: Am I...? Okay, am I the psycho or the piece of shit?

Fizzarolli: Both!

Blitzo: Yeah, that checks.

Fizzarolli: How is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and rehearse some juggling...!

Blitzo: Oh, relax, I'm sure your big royal chicken ain't gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil' fuckdoll.

Fizzarolli gets frustrated, and sits up straight to scoot in front of Blitzo.

Fizzarolli: Ohh, playin' that card, huh? Ok... What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more... "regal", lately. Heheh...

Blitzo: Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want, when I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.

Fizzarolli: You could've fooled me the way Princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie's. At least Y/n and her sinner boyfriend have a healthy relationship unlike yours.

Blitzo: Hey! Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, it's nothing... y'know...And Y/n and her boyfriend do love each other, even if they're not the same status. Like me and Stolas.

Fizzarolli gives him a look, knowing that he's in denial.

Blitzo: *sighs* It's nothing else...

Fizzarolli: Then why were you even there?

Blitzo: *sweating* OTHER very important reasons, of course!

Fizzarolli: Whatever, I don't actually care.

Blitzo: I mean Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who loves feelin' the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class. It's a novelty to him.

Fizzarolli: ...Literally just said I don't care.

Blitzo: And then, he'll call me to see how my day was! And he'll pretend to care about me, and comment on my photos like how Y/n does at times when she sees some, and Stolas likes it and LAUGH AT MY JOKES—

Fizzarolli: (sarcastic) Oh! Well that's "definitely" your clue right there that it's all bullshit.

Blitzo: I KNOW, RIGHT?

Fizzarolli rolls his eyes, due to Blitzo not getting his obvious sarcasm.

Blitzo: He's just a fake, privileged asshole!

Fizzarolli: Sounds like you just hate him for bein' a prince. Because no one, and I mean no one pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.

Blitzo: Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin' same. Except Y/n, I think.

Fizzarolli: That's not...! A-always true... But, I guess you're right. They can't all be the same if some have taste, and some wanna fuck you. And at least you're showing Y/n some respect though, because she's actually a cool kind of chick that cares about others like you.

Blitzo: Yeah, I guess. Can we talk about something other than my sex life? Satan's taint, is fucking that Lust guy make this what you're all about now?!

Fizzarolli: YOU brought it up, asshole!

Striker bangs on their cage.

Striker: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?! Bicker like a couple of teen skanks...

Striker steps down onto some boxes, then leans towards their cage.

Striker: As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. *sighs* But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch, instead of bein' a little purse dog.

Blitzo: Oh, great. The fuckin' supremacist is on my side, wonderful.

Fizzarolli: Neither of you filth bags know what you're even talkin' about. If you think you're superior to ANYONE, then you're no better than any royal—

Striker grows agitated at Fizzarolli's words. Before he can continue, he grabs Fizz by the neck to stop him from talking.

Striker: DON'T. You. Dare... Finish that sentence, clown...

Crimson: HEY! Hick-for-hire! I said watch 'em, not fuck 'em. Keep ya hands off the merchandise!

Striker frowns at Fizzarolli one more time, squeezing his neck before jumping off the cage.

Fizzarolli: Eaugh! Ever heard of mouthwash?! FUCK FAAAACCCE!

We cut back to Asmodeus, looking frustrated and tired. He is holding the lawyer's contract for Crimson's ransom.

Asmodeus: *groans* Can I just sign it already? Like, can we move this along?

Crimson's lawyer shrugs, and gives him a pen. Stolas and Y/n suspect that the lawyer being fine with this could mean something's off.

Stolas: Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract, you can't just sign it. A deal made with a Sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding... Perhaps I can look it over, me and Y/n are fast readers. *Both him and Y/n smiles at this comment proudly* (mumbles through contract) Oh! Hmmm... This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie's factory assets. And, giving him permission to use Fizzarolli's head for a wall decoration.

Y/n: Oh, God.

Asmodeus grows outraged and rips the contract out of Stolas' hands.

Asmodeus: WAIT, WHAT?!

Greed Lawyer: Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! (nervous laugh) Here's the real contract.

Crimson's lawyer retrieves a stack of papers and shoves them forward on the desk.

Stolas: *claps* Oohoohoohoo! This will be fun! I love words!

Y/n: Like how I love reading!

Asmodeus becomes angry, and burns the fake contract.

Y/n then thinks of idea of how to help Blitzo and Fizzaroli out.

She looks to her dad.

Y/n: *whispers* Hey, dad. I'm gonna see how I can assist Blitzo and Fizz somehow.

He knew what she meant and nodded to her.

Stolas: *whispers back* Okay, my owlet.

Y/n smiles with a nod.

Then she closed her eyes for a moment and concentrated and sent Blitzo a telepathic message.

Fizzarolli struggles to escape his imprisonment, while Blitzo just watches it all happen.

Blitzo then gets Y/n's telepathic message.

Y/n: *telepathic* Hey, Blitzo. Me, my dad, and Ozzie are handling things over here well. You and Fizzaroli try to figure out a way to escape those fucking dumbasses.

Blitzo hears Y/n's telepathic message and nods his head in response.

Blitzo: Huh, Y/n? How did you- Oh fuck, nevermind you're have psychic powers. Okay, got it. I got an idea on how to escape.

He just stays calm.

Blitzo looks over to the struggling Fizzaroli.

Blitzo: Ya know? You're really bad at this.

Fizzarolli grunts, and falls down again.

Fizzarolli: Hmmm, ya know? Last time I checked, I was a FUCKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti—

Fizz's struggling gets him zapped due to rubbing his arms together in his wrap. He shoots up, his head slams the cage, leaving an indent, and he falls back down.

Fizzarolli: *sniffles* I just wanna go home...

Blitzo: Hmm... You want me to get you out?

Fizzarolli: *whimpering* Y-y-yes...

Blitzo smiles as he stands up, raising his foot to extract a knife from under his shoe.

Fizzarolli: (angered) You had a knife this whole time?!

Blitzo cuts the ropes off himself, then grabs Fizzarolli by the shoulder, startling him, with the knife pointed in his direction. Fizz whimpers, thinking he's going to stab him, but Blitzo actually cuts the tape off him, freeing his arms. He tosses him the knife.

Blitzo: Now stop bitchin' while I work this.

From below, Blitzo observes his surroundings; an imp on a forklift, goons playing on a pool table, a muscular imp stacking a card tower, and a few more demons lounging — from there, he spots the cage's remote control.

Blitzo: Ahhh, bingo!

Fizzarolli: So what now, genius?

Blitzo: *points down* See that remote?

Fizzarolli: I mean, I could stretch down there...

Blitzo: No, no... I have a better idea.

Blitzo shakes the cage, causing some boxes to fall. This creates a domino effect, as the boxes collapse nearby a few demons, throwing his beer mug in the air. As the muscular imp finishes his card tower, the rest of the demons cheer, but the moment is quickly ruined as the beer mug knocks it all down; causing the muscular imp, in a fit of rage, to pull out a gun and shoot nearly everywhere and everyone.

Mafia Imp: Keep it down! I'm shootin' 8-ball ova here!

Forklift Imp: The fuck's goin' on?

As the gunfire continues, the imp on the forklift gets shot, causing the truck to spin out of control, knocking everything in its way.

Mafia Imp: SHUT THE FUCK UP—

He notices the forklift approaching him.

Mafia Imp: Oh, fuck me...

The forklift knocks him in the air in slow motion with a few pool balls in motion, while Fizzarolli and Blitzo are observing the whole situation, with Blitzo enjoying popcorn. Amidst the explosion, the white cue ball lands on the scaffolding and rolls closer to the far end of the warehouse. Blitzo, with a drink, shifts Fizzarolli's head to see where this goes, with the cue ball making a stop, right above the remote. As it falls over, it hits the "DOWN" button—but nothing seems to happen.

Fizzarolli: Well... That didn't w—

At the last second, the cage containing Blitzo and Fizzarolli immediately drops down and collapses. As the smoke subsides, Fizzarolli coughs while Blitzo dusts himself off while smirking, knowing his plan to free themselves had worked. Fizzarolli just flips him off.

Fizzarolli: Show off...

Suddenly, Crimson and his goons come in upon hearing the commotion. Crimson lifts up a cucumber slice to see Blitzo and Fizzarolli have freed themselves and caused a mess in the process.

Crimson: THE FUCK?! GET THEM!

One of the goons fire a net gun at Fizzarolli, but Blitzo pushes him out of the way. He grabs his hand to escape from the rapid gunfire. Blitzo spots a nearby gun and fires back. While Fizzarolli makes a run for it, two of the goons push down some boxes to prevent him from escaping, causing him to run back where he came from. As a bigger demon approaches him, he throws a juggling stick, and blowing an airhorn. But he still gets caught, then throws a banana peel, but no one slips on it.

Fizzarolli: Augh, this usually works! (struggling to break free) Goddammit!

One of the Mafia Imps approach him, about to hit him with a cane.

Fizzarolli: FUCK!

Before he can get hit, Fizzarolli manages to slip away, as the bigger demon gets hit instead. Fizzarolli then bumps back to Blitzo.

Blitzo: What the fuck, Fizz?! How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!

Blitzo dodges every one of the mafia's attacks with Fizzarolli beneath him.

Fizzarolli: I'm a performer! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use... I don't do danger!

With a few of the demons out for the count, Blitzo and Fizzarolli make a run for it.

Blitzo: Well good to know you're still a wimpy circus puss.

The two climb up a ladder while Blitzo quickly shoots a mafia member aiming for them.

Fizzarolli: *growls* I'd give you a comeback, but that'd imply I give a shit what you think.

Fizz turns away from Blitzo on the ladder and nearly falls over before Blitzo pulls him up.

Blitzo: You always cared what I thought!

Fizzarolli: *chuckles* After what you did to me?

Blitzo: I didn't do anything! It was an accident!

Fizzarolli: AN ACCIDENT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Cut to a flashback showing a younger Fizzarolli on a circus ball, while balancing spinning plates on sticks.

Fizzarolli: (offscreen) You always had it out for me, because people liked me better!

A younger Blitzo looks from the side of the tent with jealousy. Cut to a similar scene, but with the two as teenagers, where Cash Buckzo hands teen Fizzarolli a birthday card, with the front reading, "Wish you were my son".

Fizzarolli: You wanted me gone, because you were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight!

Teen Fizzarolli looks over to Blitzo with a smile as he waves to him, but teen Blitzo glares at him with envy and hatred as he turns his back on him with the curtains flapping at his wake. Suddenly, the curtains ignite with green fire.

Fizzarolli: *still offscreen* I looked up to you, I thought you were my best friend...

The fire spreads quickly as the other circus performers including Cash Buckzo scream and run for the nearest exits while Teen Fizzarolli is knocked to the ground and quickly scrambles away to escape from the advancing fire.

Fizzarolli: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

Scene cuts to a brief moment of a box full of fireworks mislabeled "FIYAWOIKS" and Teen Fizzarolli opening a flap in hopes of a way to escape from the burning tent, but he's instead met with the fireworks. With no time to react, the fireworks explode before Fizzarolli's eyes and the whole circus burst into flames with his clown nose flying towards the screen.

Fizzarolli: And then you just left me...

Once Fizzarolli's clown nose heads to the camera, transition to show a mangled and nearly lifeless Fizzarolli dragging his bloody body desperately towards Teen Blitzo who was standing in front of him with his right hand covering the right side of his face after the explosion.

Fizzarolli: I lost so much because of you.

Next the two shots show Fizzarolli's broken horns disintegrating and chipping off, the camera turning to focus on Fizzarolli's eye watering with pain and desperation as a silhouette of Teen Blitzo in his pupil turns his back on Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: And you selfish piece of shit...

Teen Fizzarolli stretches his hand out desperately for help from his brother-in-arms while the flesh melts off his still burning and bleeding arm, showing his bones.

Fizzarolli: YOU DIDN'T EVEN CARE!

Shows the next scene through Fizzarolli's eyes as he watches Blitzo run the opposite direction away from Fizzarolli towards another blazing tent while Fizzarolli slowly closed his eyes.

Blitzo: I DID CARE!

Now cutting to the present day with Blitzo turning around to face Fizzarolli with tears in his eyes, Fizzarolli appears mildly taken aback at Blitzo's revelation.

Blitzo: It WAS an accident! IT WAS!

One of Crimson's henchmen climbs up from a nearby aisle with his gun pointed at the two Imps direction, Fizzarolli reacts quickly and grabs Blitzo as his robotic limbs extended to avoid the numerous bullets the henchman was shooting at them then Fizzarolli swings himself and Blitzo under one of the shelves just as another henchman crawled up next to his comrade.

Blitzo: Ok, you're right, it was all my fault, ok?

The two taking a breath while taking cover behind some boxes.

Blitzo: I... I should've done more to help, I was... I was TRYING.

Fizzarolli slowly grows less agitated as he listens on to Blitzo's explanations.

Blitzo: There was so much going on... I was trying to get help, Fizz! I just...

He looks down with sorrowful sigh.

Blitzo: It was still my fault...

Fizzarolli still gives him a look of disapproval.

Fizzarolli: Glad you could admit it. Want a medal?

Blitzo: Look, I'm sorry, Fizz...

A brief flashback jumping back to the past but this time from Blitzo's perspective as he turned away from brother-in-arms and gazed down at a letter with a rose in his hand which was meant for Fizzarolli, marching off with angry tears as Blitzo shoves aside an imp with a birthday cake, causing him to drop the cake and set aflame to the circus tents.

Blitzo: I am so sorry you got so hurt...

Teen Blitzo throws the letter to the ground aggressively while the imp that was holding the cake attempts to put out the flames as the camera shifts to the right to set on a trio of purple, green and pink hellhorses chilling on the other side, before the fire startles the green one, causing it to shriek and making the other spooked horses flee.

Blitzo: I'm sorry for what you lost, and I... I know I can never make it right.

The scene soon settles on chaotic mayhem with imps running and screaming for safety as Blitzo looks around in a state of shock in front of the SAME tent that Fizzarolli was in that the fireworks exploded. The impact causes him several burning scars, covering his right eye.

Blitzo: But you have no idea what I lost in that fire...

When directing his fellow circus performers, Blitzo turns over to one specific tent that was entirely engulfed in flames, he shows pure fear on his face as he rushes over to the tent and the scene cuts to a photo of him and Barbie Wire hugging their mother as the fire burns up the photo and now shows the present day.

Blitzo: I mean it's... it's all my fault. I'd hate me too. (shedding a tear) But if there's one thing Y/n taught me, it's to tell others your real feelings and apologize in the sincerest way you can.

Fizzarolli looks up at Blitzo with a sorrowful expression, but Blitzo quickly wipes away the tear before Fizz can acknowledge it.

Blitzo: I mean, I do hate— SHIIIIIIIIIIT!

A goon appears out of nowhere and holds Blitzo in a headlock with a smug grin but it's short-lived (literally) as Blitz pulls the gun under his captor's chin and blow off his head offscreen, with Fizzarolli witnessing it happen and the two imps put their heads back into the game as the duo scampered through the shelf hurriedly.

Fizzarolli: So, why didn't you try to tell me any of this? Or come see me? Even once would've been fine! And you told Y/n about it too, and she gave you advice.

Blitzo: I tried... You were all I had left, Fizz. But they told me you didn't want to see me.

Fizzarolli: I never told them that!

Blitzo: Bullshit... You didn't?

Fizzarolli: No! And no one told me you came!

Eventually, they both share a look of realization.

Both: Oooohhh...

A goon climbs up the ladder and attempts to attack Blitzo and Fizzarolli. Blitzo uses his gun to blow up the goon's head.

Blitzo: (panicked) WAAAOOOHHH, CHRIST ON A STICK!

Two other demons walk up to the dead demon on the floor below them.

Fizzarolli: TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKIN' EMOTIONAL MOMENT, HERE!

It cuts back to Stolas, Y/n, and Asmodeus still talking with Crimson's lawyer about the contract. Asmodeus looks at his watch as time flies by, not looking very happy. Stolas is pacing around the room holding the contract and lecturing. While Y/n is is deep thought of how Blitzo and Fizzaroli are doing right about now.

Stolas: Okay, so! I believe this draft allows for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring... With allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future... While ensuring the safe return of one "Fizzarolli".

Stolas slams the contract on the table and glares, sliding it towards the lawyer.

Greed Lawyer: Yeah sure, sounds good... Now lemme just re-read thissssssuh.

The lawyer reads the contract and drinks out of his coffee mug which says "Live Laugh Law". At this point, Asmodeus is getting impatient.

Asmodeus: HURRY UP!

Greed Lawyer: (smugly) Yelling won't make me read faster.

Asmodeus starts turning red as his anger and flames grow hotter. Stolas, whose cape gets burned by the flames, quickly stomps them out.

Y/n just facepalms mentally.

It cuts back to Blitzo and Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli throws a goon far, and he was back-to-back with Blitzo. Goons were running at them both.

Fizzarolli: Look! Misunderstanding or no, it's hard to just forgive you.

Fizzarolli grabs Blitzo and pulls him closer to the goons as Blitzo kills them.

Fizzarolli: It's been fifteen years and... That's so much time... But!

Fizzarolli continues to fling Blitzo around as Blitzo continues shooting goons.

Fizzarolli: I guess you didn't really ruin my life.

Blitzo: What, you're telling me getting blown up didn't ruin your life?

Fizzarolli: It was painful... *hits a goon with Blitzo* and challenging, and y'know *puts Blitzo down* FUCK YOU STILL, BUT... It's not like I'm broken. And I now have someone who understands me and...

Fizzarolli: HYAH, HYAH, FUCK YOU!

Fizzarolli and Blitzo fight more goons before landing to the ground.

Fizzarolli: My life has actually been pretty great. And Y/n would be glad to know you and I made up.

Blitzo: Yeah, that's lovely. Y/n will be glad when we tell her. You got a good thing going with that horny rooster fucker, don't ya?

Fizzarolli: Oh yeah, it's been... *blushes* Fantastic... (flustered) UH, CUZ YOU KNOW, IT'S A GREAT GIG! And, hehe, and he's got the BIGGEST COCK! You know? LIKE *stretches arms to form shape of testicles* MASSIVE! I mean imagine, like *stretches arms to sides* THE BIGGEST! JUST A *makes arms into circle* GIANT, HUGE, LIKE A KAIJU! But it's a cock, ya know what I mean? LIKE A BIG MONSTER! It's BIG, *motions handjob with hands* it's HUGE—

Blitzo: Yeah yeah yeah, I get it, I get it! *puts hand on his shoulder* I'm happy for ya, Fizz.

Fizzarolli looks at Blitzo's hand on his shoulder and smiles at him, until the goons start to slowly corner them. Striker pushes them aside and walks forward.

Crimson: If ya wanna prove yourself, cowboy, here's your chance!

Striker grins and walks towards them.

Striker: You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz.

Striker's eyes glow menacingly.

Striker: NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!

He grabs his rope and pulls it. Fizzarolli looks concerned.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to ME.

Fizzarolli: You're still on the horse thing?!

Striker laughs as he, Crimson, and the goons corner them more.

Blitzo: Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my dad so I could steal his booze?

Fizzarolli: I mean, yeah? Why?

Blitzo: Yeah well, I need to get up to that window there to bust us out.

Blitzo points at the window as Striker continues to uncannily and slowly corner them.

Fizzarolli: Ohohooo! One distraction, comin' up!

Fizzarolli makes everyone besides Blitzo look at him as the music to "Look At This!" begins.

Fizzarolli: ♫ When I was a young boy, I never thought it comes to this. ♫

He gets up and is in between three goons, looking at both of them with his arms around them both. At the next line, Fizzarolli grabs onto Crimson.

Fizzarolli: ♫ The scars all seem to heal... ♫

He goes somewhere else and grabs onto it with his flexible arms.

Fizzarolli: ♫ And soon all I feel is regret. ♫

He climbs on top of it.

Fizzarolli: ♫ And noooow, I'm a grown man. ♫

He slides on the floor in front of the goons, Striker, and Crimson.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I've lost it all again! ♫

He climbs on the boxes, which in this case is his one of many "stages".

Fizzarolli: ♫ But what I'll miss the most... ♫

Blitzo climbs on a box and throws small things of trash like banana peels and candy wrappers, which is being used as confetti, over Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Pay close attention, while you get a look at... this! ♫

Fizzarolli takes out Blitzo's keychain with a golden unicorn figurine on it. Blitzo then sneaks around as Fizzarolli gets out a treasure map.

Fizzaroli: ♫ Yeah, look at this! ♫

Fizzarolli notices Blitzo and stretches to above the mob and turns the heads of two of them in the direction opposite of Blitzo.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Then look at THAT! ♫

Fizzarolli then gets out gets out a funny looking hat and puts it on his head.

Fizzarolli: ♫ And here's a hat! ♫

Fizzarolli takes the hat off and twirls while in the background Blitzo scoots across.

Fizzarolli: ♫ This nonsense mostly doesn't mean a thiiiing! ♫

Striker begins to turn his head but Fizzrolli stretches his hand out to him and turns him back to him.

Fizzarolli: ♫ But, listen closely, maybe it explains EVERYTHING! ♫

Fizzarolli rolls down a projector screen that first shows an Illuminati sign, then an add for Bitcoin. A computer screen with his silhouette then passes as Fizzarolli then does the Squidward interpretive dance.

Fizzarolli: ♫The secret to Bitcoin! Computers and microchips! ♫

He stretches towards one of the mafia members and gives him a gold coin, making his eyes sparkle.

Fizzarolli: ♫ The key to the future! ♫

Fizzarolli leaps in between the members before landing in between Striker and Crimson.

Fizzarolli: ♫ If you only LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli gives Striker and Crimson two gold coins. Striker looks at his blankly whilst Crimson bites into his to see if it's legit.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Riches untold, you'll have dollars of gold! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up to see Blitzo create a tower of cardboard boxes to the window.

Fizzarolli: ♫ If you focus on me, as the story unfolds! ♫

The screen becomes distorted before revealing Fizzarolli's face in front of the screen.

Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli leaps to the mafia gang's left and holds up the Necronomicon.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I hold the key to the mystery!♫

Fizzarolli uses his limbs to constrict the whole gang like a snake.

Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS!♫

Fizzarolli stretches into Crimson's face, random colors appear in Fizzarolli's eyes before going into Crimson's.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Look at nothing except for ME! ♫

Fizzarolli releases the mafia gang, whilst making them spin rapidly in place.

Fizzarolli: ♫ LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli holds a flashlight up to his face making rabid sounds, as his shadow becomes a massive beast.

Unintelligible growling.

Fizzarolli: That was GIBBERISH!

Fizzarolli sits on a pile of boxes while still holding the flashlight.

Fizzarolli: BLITZO, HURRY THE FUCK UP!

Fizzarolli leaps atop of a massive case study and looks to Blitzo who is trying to open the window with a blowtorch.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I don't know how long I can do thiiiis! ♫

Blitzo: I'm gonna need another sixty seconds!

Fizzarolli: AW, FUCK!

Fizzarolli stands up as the goons look up to him.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Okay, the thing I'm trying to say, I will say if you look this waaaaaayyy... ♫

He points them all to a large corner of boxes, where a hellspider spins its web. Fizzarolli grows anxious, his armpits sweating, and wiping his forehead with a string of hankies as he thinks of something.

Fizzarolli: Uh, y-ya know, it's-it's uh... Just as-a Nonna (Grandma) Fizzarolli used to say...

Fizzarolli leaps down, grabbing a wig and fluffy boa as he proceeds to sing in crude Italian.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Puzza lasagna ♫ (Stink lasagna)

Crimson, being fluent in Italian, is disgusted by what Fizzarolli is saying. The reptilian goon becomes lovestruck over Fizzarolli singing in Italian.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Contorni, limoncello ♫ (Side dish, limoncello)

Fizzarolli walks passed Crimson and Striker. The former has his hands up and does a "are you kidding" gesture as he looks to Striker, who is equally as confused.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Forte, piano ♫ (Loud, soft)

Fizzarolli stretches his arms and pulls Crimson in as he puts his boa around Crimson's neck.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Buongiorno, alle vongole ♫ (Good morning, with clams)

Blitzo tries to break the window with the blowtorch, but he drops it and it falls to the ground.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Luigi, Firenze, bucatini ♫ (Luigi, Florence, bucatini)

Fizzarolli sheds his wig as he sings atop a pile of boxes, some of the mafia goons (including Alessio, who has a tear in his eye while still unfazed) cry at his Italian, clearly not knowing what they mean while Striker and Crimson look annoyed and astonished at Fizzarolli's crude singing.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Cingale~ ♫ (Wild boar~)

Blitzo looks to a box across from him labeled dynamite and grabs a stick.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Cingale~ ♫ (Wild boar~)

Blitzo smirks as he shoves the dynamite into the window. At the same time, Fizzarolli gets out a cake and shoves his face into it.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Soooooo, look at... THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up to Striker with a bouquet of flowers that spray at him, while earth pigeons fly out of his sleeve.

Fizzarolli: ♫ PLEASE LOOK AT THIS! ♫

Fizzarolli grows more and more upset, as he grabs Striker by the collar and holds his hands on his head as Blitzo walks the columns above him carrying a push trigger.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I am running out of places I can take this bit! ♫

Fizzarolli juggles while balancing plates atop of sticks.

Fizzarolli: ♫ So, look at this! LOOK AT MY FACE! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up to them revealing smudged makeup, making everyone back away. Fizzarolli cries as he is atop a stack of boxes.

Fizzarolli: ♫ I regret every event that got me in this place! ♫

Blitzo throws a stick of dynamite at Fizzarolli, which not only he notices, but the mafia goons who look up to Blitzo, who flips them off, causing them to draw their guns.

Fizzarolli: ♫ This little song is driving me insane!♫

The gang fire at Blitzo, which Fizzarolli notices.

Fizzarolli: ♫ My exhaustion is audible! ♫

Fizzarolli winds up his left arm into a spring before punching Striker in the face.

Fizzarolli: ♫ Now, the ending is probable! ♫

Blitzo pushes down the trigger, and the window explodes into a massive escapable hole.

Fizzarolli: ♫ CUZ' THIS RUSE IS IMPOSSIBLE to maintain! ♫

Fizzarolli stretches up, allowing Blitzo to leap onto his back.

Fizzarolli: ♫ So, fuckiiin'... ♫

Fizzarolli leans back, and slingshots forward into the hole with Blitzo riding on his back, with the mafia gang watching.

Fizzarolli: ♫ BYE-BYEEE! ♫

Fizzarolli and Blitzo flip everyone else off as they head out. As that happens, the whole building starts caving in. Striker stands there wide-eyed in shock, one of the goons puts his hat to his chest, and Alessio puts his hand in front of a visibly confused yet surprised Crimson as the entire warehouse collapses on top of them all, and catches fire. Outside, Fizzarolli and Blitzo run free, laughing as well. They both stop, panting.

Fizzarolli: You know, you're actually pretty good at this action-hero bullshit!

Blitzo: And you really know how to put on a show! (Gasping) Which is almost as impressive as the thing you said I was good at!

Fizzarolli laughs, then stops when they both find a broken truck. They both give each other a smirk. Blitzo breaks the window as they both head over to the truck and jury rig it. Blitzo climbs over the front of the car and opens the door for Fizzarolli.

Blitzo: I guess, royal jesters first?

Fizzarolli bites his lip a little while looking away and somewhat covering his mouth before heading into the passenger's seat until he is dragged away by a rope abruptly. Blitzo screams and looks out the window. He hears Fizzarolli screaming. Blitzo gets on the roof of the car and points a gun at them.

Blitzo: Get... Your... FUCKING shit-stain claws off him!

The smoke clears to show Striker with Fizzarolli in his arm, laughing manically with his blessed revolver in his other hand.

Striker: You think I'm just gon' let you get away after all this?

He spins the revolver in his hand then sticks it in Fizzarolli's cheek.

Striker: I'm THROUGH losin' these fights! This worthless little pet REEKS of his over-bloated master... I'll at least enjoy gettin' rid of 'im.

Fizzarolli smiles nervously.

Fizzarolli: Okay... Is it bad that I'm getting hard?

Striker digs the revolver deeper (haha, deeper) in Fizzarolli's cheek, as Blitzo looks over at two gasoline cans behind him.

Striker: SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHY'S IT ALWAYS A SEX THING?!

Blitzo sweats a little and shoots the gasoline cans, which catches fire. Striker slowly turns away with a scared look and then the gasoline can explodes. Fizzarolli flies, hitting a billboard and falling to the ground surrounded by green flames. Striker frantically rolls around on the ground to put out the flames on him, making distressed critter noises before running off. Blitzo looks at Fizzarolli, who is still surrounded by flames like he was many years ago in the circus fire. He tries to use his robotic limbs to reach a car and swing to safety, but his arms are too damaged and malfunction, sparking as he starts crying.

Blitzo: FIIIIZZZZZ!

Blitzo jumps on a barrel and rolls through the yard, jumping and grabbing onto swinging bars and springboarding off cars. He runs across the crane arm and uses his tail to hang onto the crane hook, reaching out for Fizzarolli. They successfully grab hands and get flung in the air. They grab onto each other as they are about to fall until Fizzarolli stretches his robotic arm and grabs onto the crane, making them land safely. Blitzo tries to comprehend on what just happened until Fizzarolli angrily and violently shakes him while yelling.

Fizzarolli: YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN, YOU FUCKIN' PRICK!

Blitzo: I did... But this time, I stuck around.

Fizzarolli moves away from Blitzo, holding his broken arm and frowning, then smiles and wraps him in a hug with his working arm. Blitzo, who wasn't expecting it, hugs him back while crying a bit.

Blitzo: Wooooould iiit... Fuck up the moment if we made out right now?

Fizzarolli leans away and glares at him with annoyance, his arm still wrapped around them. Blitzo gives him a nervous but smug smirk.

Cut back to Stolas, Y/n, Asmodeus, and Crimson's lawyer. Stolas is asleep with a contract on his head, snoring like an owl. Y/n is glaring at the lawyer. Contracts litter the table, and Asmodeus is exhausted and pissed. He checks his watch again as the lawyer takes another sip from his coffee, then Asmodeus stands up and slams the table as he has had enough of the lawyer's constant stalling, immediately waking Stolas up and making Y/n look with wide eyes.

Asmodeus: THAT'S IT!

Asmodeus grabs the lawyer by the shirt as his flames grew higher and his face became redder.

Asmodeus: I'm going to fucking END YOUR LIFE!

Suddenly they hear the curtains. they turn to see Fizarrolli enter the scene, panting heavily while clenching his arm.

Asmodeus: FIZZY!

Asmodeus shoves the Lawyer into the chair and heads to Fizzarolli, who tears up happily.

Fizzarolli: OZZIE! Y/n!

Y/n: Fizz!

Y/n and Fizzaroli give each other a hug.

Asmodeus scoops Fizzarolli up as they twirl around and hug for a moment, before Asmodeus affectionately showers Fizzarolli with kisses and pets Y/n's head. Stolas smiles before noticing the lawyer gathering up all the contract papers before leaving.

Y/n then came over to her dad's side and smirks at the lawyer.

Stolas: Hmm. Get fucked, little one.

Y/n: Yeah, fuck you.

She used her psychic powers to trip him and then turns to Ozzie and Fizz.

Y/n: See ya, guys.

Asmodeus and Fizzaroli: See ya, Y/n.

Stolas and Y/n then leave. The lawyer then puts his briefcase on the desk trying to fit as many papers into it as he could, even stepping on it to try to close it, but he hears Fizzarolli chuckling before seeing him and Asmodeus standing above him. They smirk to one another before advancing on the shark demon who backs away to the chair as the camera scrolls to the window.

Lawyer: OH, MY SATAN!

Lightning strikes as it cuts to outside Asmodeus' office as he leaves with Fizzarolli in his arms, closing the door behind him and leaving demon blood on it.

Asmodeus: *sighs* I'm so glad you're okay, babe...

He nuzzles Fizzarolli, then snaps, which causes the lights to turn off.

Asmodeus: You ain't never leaving the palace without protection, AGAIN.

Asmodeus walks down the hall with Fizzarolli while doing some romantic but not sexual actions like nuzzling. The succubi give them shocked looks. Fizzarolli blushes from embarrassment.

Fizzarolli: Oz... You know there's eyes around...

Asmodeus: I know. I don't care. Cuz they know, if they tell anyone, I'll...

He punches a statue of a nude succubus right in the dick, causing a large crack and large chunks to fall off the statue.

Asmodeus: BREAK THEM.

After the succubi hear and see that, they immediately leave the room. Fizz laughs while Asmodeus presses a buttons on the elevator.

Fizzarolli: Well, don't worry, today I learned that I hate going outside!

They get on the elevator.

Asmodeus: You won't have to again.

Fizzarolli leans against his chest, somewhat frowning and looking down. Their elevator stops as Asmodeus walks forward. The scene then cuts to the workshop as Fizzarolli sits on a table.

Fizzarolli: I'm sorry... I got a little messy...

Asmodeus sets down a box and opens it, and gets out a new arm to replace Fizzarolli's broken one.

Asmodeus: You don't have to apologize for getting banged up, babe! I'm just sorry I couldn't be there...

Fizzarolli gives a smile.

Fizzarolli: It's okay, Oz... Guess I'm just not used to this kind of thing.

Both of them sigh.

Asmodeus: It's been an intense day. Just take it easy, okay?

Fizzarolli: Oh, it's fine! I'm FINE! REALLY! You know I bounce back fast!

Fizzarolli giggles but then winces in pain over his broken arm, but still manages a thumbs up.

Fizzarolli: Soooo... besides my whole scary hostage thing, how was your day?

Asmodeus sets down a box and grabs some scissors.

Asmodeus: Well, I was stuck with Stolas the whole time, who, by the way, asked me, to give him one of my crystals, as a gift for that guy you hate! So! I told him... "NO!" Mhmm! And of course, Y/n came here too.

As Asmodeus cuts the sleeve from Fizzarolli's broken arm, the latter takes a moment to contemplate.

Fizzarolli: Meh... Fuck it. Let him have it.

Asmodeus: Excuse me?

Fizzarolli: Yeah, why not? You could say... he earned it. And Y/n would be glad to know me and Blitzo made up.

Asmodeus: Alright then... ♫Anything for you...♫

The scene shifts to Asmodeus installing Fizzarolli's new robotic arm, which activates as soon as it's attached. Fizzarolli starts stretching and jumping around until he lands in Asmodeus's arms, the latter walking to the door.

Fizzarolli: Now! I don't know about you, but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new kinks! You wanna go... "make a mess?"

Asmodeus: You really think that's a good idea right now, Fizz?

Fizzarolli: Sure, don't you?

Asmodeus: Well... Obviously.

Fizzarolli laughs as he snuggles with Asmodeus, with the doors closing in on them.

Fizzarolli: Meow meow, cuddle meow...

BTW: DON'T WORRY, the Quieves all made it home safe and sound <3.

 

After Y/n came back to her room, she called Tom to tell him about her day.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby." He said back.

"How are you, babe?" She asked.

"I'm good, baby. And how was your day?" He asked.

"Mine was good too. I helped Blitzo and Fizz out and they made up with their friendship too. Thankfully." She replies.

"That's good, babe. You're amazing at helping others." He replies back.

She blushes red.

"Awww, thanks, babe. You're so hot." She comments with a little giggle.

"No problem, beautiful baby." He replies back.

She blushes again.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said in a seductive tone.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back in a seductive tone as well.

Chapter 37: Mammon's Magnificent Musical Mid Season Special (And Valentine's Day Special)

The episode begins with a flashback, showing a giant stadium at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.

Announcer: (offscreen) Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!

LA giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops to a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon. The scene switches to the spectators all cheering on for the one demon to appear on stage. One of the spectators is the younger teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli before the fire accident. The boys were all screaming and they were making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.

Announcer: (offscreen) The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!

In a rockstar entrance scene, Mammon slides on stage with a guitar pops up on stage with green flames and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.

Mammon: Heya, implings! How're you little c**** (honk) doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your…

An explosion occurs on scene before his face gets a close-up.

Mammon: …shit lives!

Like everyone else, Blitzo and Fizzarolli are having the time of their lives, screaming their lungs out.

Crowd: Mammon, Mammon, Mammon!

Mammon: Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool *spins his guitar* shit for you 'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?

Although, Mammon couldn't hear Blitzo and Fizzarolli screaming their lungs out, then they excitedly raise their hands up, in hopes of getting noticed by him.

Fizzarolli: I do, I do!

Blitzo: Me, me, me, me, me!

Mammon: Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!

Just as he was making the announcement, the camera scene pans out to reveal a giant sign behind Mammon that saids, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" before more smoke explosions happen on stage, accompanied with fireworks and confetti.

Crowd: YEEEAAAHH!!

Then the camera screenshot zooms in on Mammon up close.

Mammon: You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!

The camera pans out again with the sign that says: "It's Better" before arrows point at the sign. Even more fireworks and confetti are set off then before. The scene switches back to Mammon again.

Mammon: Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!

Then he picks up an imp child with glasses.

Mammon: A new chance to work with me, Mammon!

As he was explaining this, Blitzo finds it very uncomfortable just by thinking about it, making a look of uncertain disgust, while Fizzarolli was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.

Mammon: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!

Then he pulls the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.

Mammon: I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- *catches himself*- u-um, fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy *nervous laughter* uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny. *pauses*

The writer's credits fade into view as Mammon pauses, sporting the name Vivienne Medrano. The credits abruptly dissapear when Mammon Starts speaking again.

Mammon: ANYWAY! My plan is to find the new face of my brand, YEAH! So, they gotta bring the good shit! The winner will get to be like the son I never had, and I'll be like the stepdad that will love you when it's convenient!

Switching to teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli, Fizzarolli continues to look at Mammon with exciting admiration, while Blitzo turns sour after realizing what a letdown Mammon was since he's trying to make a scam out of everyone in the crowd.

Fizzarolli: Wow!

Blitzo just heard Fizzarolli and looks beside him with one eyebrow raised in surprise. Then the scene comes back to Mammon.

Mammon: You might be a lunchbox, an action figure, Saturday morning cartoon. Hell, I might even make a sex robot of ya! I don't know! I mean, if we'll make money, sure. But it's not weird.

Then he spots a random imp in the crowd and then he points at the one with glasses.

Mammon: You're weird, you sick fuck! And, if you say it's exploitation, fuck you!

As Mammon was going on ranting, the scene switches to the stage. The crowd was dead silent after hearing his complains.

Mammon: It's not exploitation! If you think that then you're a dickhead.

Then the camera makes a close up again.

Mammon: Anyway, CLOWNS!

As he finishes, a horde shadowy figures of clowns and whatever kinds of demons appear behind Mammon. The crowd continues cheering, even as the frontmost rows of the audience, including Fizzarolli and Blitzo are buried under the mass of clowns.

Crowd: ALRIGHT! LET'S GO, YEEAAA- AAAAAA-

Then the scene changes to the aftermath of the rock-style concert showing from Mammon. Teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli are walking down the street after the whole clown swarming fiasco in the stadium.

Blitzo: Alright, I'm gonna say it. That was too many clowns.

Fizzarolli: I have to win that pageant someday. Can you imagine how amazing it would be to get to work with him?

Blitzo: What's the point? Isn't being the star of our imp circus enough? Plenty of people already know who you are, Fizz. You don't need to go work for Mammon like some creepy mascot.

Fizzarolli: It's not about that! It's getting to work with my idol.

His eyes sparkling with admiration.

Fizzarolli: I just love that he's giving someone new the chance to be in the spotlight! He's an inspiration.

While Fizzarolli was daydreaming, Blitzo was still having uncertainty of Fizzarolli's expectations.

Blitzo: Well he's- definitely something alright. I mean, I dunno, was it worth all our savings just to have him put on an over-hyped commercial, and then bitch about taxes, and then assault us with clowns, vomit, and pass out on stage?

Fizzarolli: *laughs* So worth it!

Unbeknownst to them, a stranger appears behind the light post, looking at them from behind like a creepy stalker before he scurries away like a raccoon.

Fizzarolli: *sighs* Blitzo, do you think I could win if I worked really hard? - I think...

Blitzo: I think if anyone's gonna be the new clown face on everything

Blitzo grabs Fizzarolli by the head, gives him a nuzzle and chuckles.

Blitzo: -it'll be you, Fizz.

As the two are talking, the stalker appears in front of them, under a light post shining on him.

Burnie Burnz: Holy, shit! You're Fizzarolli! Oh, MAN! Your stuff is great!!

Fizzarolli is creeped out by the sudden appearance of a crazed fan standing before him.

Fizzarolli: (nervously) Oh- hey, there. Thank you, I appreciate that.

Fizzarolli and Blitzo find the crazed fan hard to ignore, so they try to walk past him to get away from him. But just as they were ahead, the crazed fan zips past them to be in their way, stopping them from leaving.

Fizzarolli: Woah- oh- okay.

Burnie Burnz: After seeing your shows, I wanted to get into clown performing, too!

While Fizzarolli was looking a bit nervous, but Blitzo looked like he didn't care.

Burnie Burnz: I'm really good!

Fizzarolli gives a nervous chuckle and he heads toward him to give the crazed fan a handshake as a sign of appreciation. On the other hand, Blitzo, was scowling at the crazed fan, and somehow, he recognizes him.

Blitzo: Hey, aren't you that creep who's always trying to sniff around our dressing rooms?

However, as Fizz was about to give him a handshake, he stops, suddenly, Burnie grabs hard on it and then he pulls Fizzarolli up close to his face, completely oblivious to Blitzo's presence.

Burnie Burnz: I have the best idea for a duo performance between us, that should spice up your act. Picture this: We start it like a romantic, ballroom dance or a-

Blitzo: Dude, weird fuckin' pitch. Fuck off!

Burnie Burnz: I was talking to the clown, asshole!

Then Burnie twists Fizzarolli around to face away from Blitzo so he can continue on with his crazy sexual obsession with him.

Burnie Burnz: I'm sorry, Fizzie. I'm not normally so aggressive, I promise. I've just waited my whole life for an opportunity like this!

Up close of the Burnie's glasses reflecting the anxiously nervous Fizzarolli.

Burnie Burns: With your fame, and my raw, undiscovered talent, I know we can-

Blitzo: Hey, shit-dick, beat it now or I'll make ya swallow your fangs!

Blitzo has had enough of this creepy stalking moment and he comes up to break it up. Burnie keeps on ranting as if Blitzo was not there.

Burnie Burnz: Fizz! You don't want me to leave, right? Tell him you don't want me to go!

Fizzarolli, now very uncomfortable about their encounter, decides to not deal with this anymore and pulls his hand back.

Fizzarolli: I- uhm- We have to go now. Thanks, though!

Fizzarolli leaves the crazed fan. Then Blitzo shoves past him with one hand out of the way with a deadpanned look. Then Burnie realizes what has happened and holds his arm in a heartbroken pain and collapses to the ground in anguish.

Burnie Burnz: Eugh! Fiiizz! FIZZAROLLIIII!

Fizzarolli throws one nervous glance behind to Burnie before leaving with Blitzo.

Burnie Burnz: Fine! Fuck you! You think you're better than me, you elitist prick? Your act's fucking trash anyways!

The scene comes back to Blitzo and Fizzarolli with Blitzo looking back with disgust.

Blitzo: Cheeeese and hot sauce Fizz, your fans are something else.

Fizzarolli: What if my acts are trash? What if I'm never good enough?

Blitzo: Hey, hey. Don't let one asshole get to you, 'kay? You're- you are plenty good enough.

Fizzarolli: But, I have to be perfect.

Blitzo: *groans* Do you?

Fizzarolli: I'll just have to keep practicing, and someday, maybe, I'll be good enough for M-

The sweet and tender moment between Blitzo and Fizzarolli is cut short by a TV static scene that blocks out the scene before it apparently fixes itself to a flashforward, where an explosion occurs as Mammon reappears on screen.

Mammon: It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand -

He showcases the new robotic android of the original Fizzarolli.

Mammon: Fizzie! We got a Fizzie for every occasion!

The commercial shows various Robo Fizzes that are branded for every purposes and skills such as a small, plush one being stomped on, one posing as a fireman, a therapist, one waiting in a shopping line, as a doctor, one that was big and obese before deflating into being small and skinny, one where Hellhound kids were chewing on while fighting over it, one being used by a teen imp as a chair, three horny female imps licking and sucking on another one.

Mammon: We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, fireman Fizzie, therapist Fizzie, wait in line for you Fizzie, doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, so many Fizzies! And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! We got Fizzies for the kids, Fizzies for the teens, and Fizzies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, Fizzieee!

Mammon then brings up the adult Fizzarolli on camera. He appears to be nervously smiling with a bead of sweat on his forehead. He jabs a thumb to himself to show he's the one and only real Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: That's me! *uncomfortable laughter*

Mammon: Buy yours now! Do it!

The commercial scene zooms out with a giant "Buy" logo behind Mammon and Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli makes one last nervous chuckle before the commercial explodes in the scene.

Back to the present, with Fizzarolli looking into his mirror, focused on a grey patch with a scar over his right eyebrow with great concern. Then he begins searching around the vanity area for something as Asmodeus stands behind the couch nearby.

Fizzarolli: Oh, fuck. Mammon is gonna notice that. Ozzie! Where did my foundation go?!

Asmodeus: This is the tenth year in a row you've done this stupid pageant, Froggie. And you win everytime! How come you're always so dead set on this?

Fizzarolli: I wanna make Mammon proud, okay? He's- really passionate about the craft of clown. He expects perfection, so I- I gotta be perfect.

Fizzarolli slumps into the couch as Asmodeus approaches him.

Asmodeus: Fizz, you ain't perfect! Nobody is! How abooout, you sit this one out, and let someone else take the spotlight? You deserve a break. Or a vacation, where you don't have to fend off creeps the entire time.

Fizzarolli: *scoffs* I had to fend of creeps before the robots, I just have thirstier ones, now. Besides, I just- have to do this!

Asmodeus: *frowns* Lemme rephrase: I don't like how many creeps you have now, thanks to Mammon. And I don't like designing sex toys with your likeness for him! Pretty sure you feel the same.

Fizzarolli: (frustrated) I just don't think about it, a toy is a toy! *calms down* Look, Ozz, I'm fine. Working for Mammon is a big deal to me. He's been my idol since I was five, I can't just- not compete! I'd be letting him down! Th-the fans down!

Asmodeus: (bluntly) Mammon can eat my ass - in a bad way. Fizz, I've known that guy since the start of Hell, and He. Fucking. Sucks. Always has! He doesn't even do clown shit anymore.

Then Asmodeus sees the dejected look on Fizzarolli's face and lets out a heavy sigh before handing him a small jar of foundation. (Apparently, he had it on him the entire time) Fizzarolli takes the jar and, while facing the mirror, applies some until the grey patch is gone.

Asmodeus: I just don't want you doing all this for someone's approval. Sometimes heroes let you down.

Fizzarolli: I know, Ozz. But, this- i-is for me. I don't wanna lose.

While watching Fizzarolli prepare for the contest, Asmodeus begins to think of something.

The next scene to Blitzo alone in his apartment. He is sitting on his couch in the dark, while disgustingly eating cereal when his phone rings.

Blitzo: (mouth full) Yello?

We intercut between Blitzo in his house, watching a movie about horses making out and devouring a large block of cheese whole, and Asmodeus standing behind a curtain in front of Fizzarolli's dressing room, initially keeping an eye on Fizzarolli before walking away to continue with his phone call.

Asmodeus: - Is this- Fizz's former bestie, then lifelong enemy, then recent hero, now newly rekindled sort of friend, Blitzo?

Blitzo: Ehn, that is a weird way to put it, but (proudly) eeyup, that's me.

Asmodeus: This is Asmodeus.

Blitzo: (surprised) Oh, shit. The big Ozz himself! Heh, is there a reason you're calling me on the weekend Your sin- sinness? Sinfulness? Sin- *stammering* Royal, big man?

Asmodeus: You've lived rent free in Fizz's head for years, so I can't help feel he values your take on things.

Blitzo: Yeah, I was the one who usually had the stronger opinions. Yeah like, like one time, he tried convincing me that juggling was cool, but it's only a little cool at best.

Asmodeus: Look, he's deadset on re-entering Greed's yearly clown pageant.

Blitzo: (sarcastically) Wow, big fucking surprise there.

Asmodeus: I was hoping to have some...backup in convincing him that this thing is a waste of time.

Blitzo: (confused) What? Why? Doesn't he always win?

Asmodeus: 'Cause Mammon is a selfish, manipulative, piece of SHIT! *calms down* And Fizz... doesn't listen to me when I try to tell him that.

Blitzo: *considering* Well, my special skills are killing things without giving fucks, and pointing out people's flaaaws...*smiling* Alright, count me in!

Asmodeus: And while you're at it, why don't you ask Y/n if she wants to come and join us to see us too?

Blitzo: Oh, fuck, good point, I'll let her know too.

Asmodeus: Good, see ya.

Blitzo: See ya.

Blitzo then hangs up and calls Y/n.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n.

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo. What's up?

Blitzo: You want to come with me to the Greed Ring to see Fizz's show?

Y/n: Yeah, alright. I'll be there too.

Blitzo: Cool, see ya there!

Y/n: Bye, Blito.

Then we jump to a circus tent in Greed as a crowd is gathered behind a blockage. Then a limousine arrives in front of a red carpet. Then Fizzarolli leaps out of the limo and greets the fans as they cheer him on.

Fizzarolli: Hup- hup- Hey!

Asmodeus teleports out in his lowkey form while Blitzo, dressed as a bodyguard, falls out and faceplants onto the ground. And Y/n walks beside him.

Blitzo: Fuck!

Y/n: Remember to stand up, Blitzo.

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus walk down the red carpet, as Y/n follows, while Blitzo brushes himself off, and catches up with them, pulling a gun out.

Crowd: We love you, Fizz! Yeah, baby, yeah!

Blitzo: Wow, I have not been to a crowded event in years.

Fizzarolli: (annoyed) Can you remind me why you're here, again?

Asmodeus: I uuuh- invited him. To help you, with extra security. You know your fans. Since I can't be with you, I felt he'd be the next best thing. 

Fizzarolli: (skeptical) He'd be the next best thing? 

Asmodeus: Well, he kept you safe when I wasn't able to, so I trust that. And Y/n is here too.

Fizzarolli: *Smiles to Y/n* Hey, Y/n!

Y/n: Hey, Fizz.

An imp child in the crowd lets out a high-pitched laugh, only for Blitzo to aim a gun at him. Y/n rolls her eyes at him. Asmodeus chuckles nervously.

Fizzarolli: *whispering* Mmm-hmm. L'il sus, babe.

Fizzarolli walks ahead as Asmodeus and Blitzo and Y/n share a knowingly glance at each other. Blitzo and Y/n nod and Asmodeus leaves the area. Blitzo and Y/n catch up with Fizzarolli.

Crowd: You're doing an awesome job, Fizzarolli!

Blitzo: Come on, it's just like old times. I'll make sure no one gives you shit, today.

Fizzarolli: You mean besides you?

Y/n: I'm sure awesome already, Fizz.

Suddenly, Mammon appears in a green, smokey explosion.

Mammon: Aaay, there he is! *holds Fizzarolli's face by the jaw* Now, how's my bright, shiny, brand baby doing? Ready to reclaim your win another year? Yeah?

Fizzarolli: (muffled) You know it, Mammon sir.

Mammon: *puts Fizzarolli back down* Goooood. Cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture.

Then Fizzarolli straightens up.

Mammon: Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah?

Then Mammon pats Fizzarolli's skeleton-thin tummy in emphasize, causing Blitzo to remove his sunglasses in disbelief.

Mammon: Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK.

Fizzarolli: (awkwardly) Oh- right, sir. Of course! I'll work on that. *ego deflates*

Blitzo: (appalled) What?!

Blitzo brings Y/n close to the two.

Then Blitzo and Y/n approach Mammon and Fizzarolli. Fizzarolli is nervous about introducing Mammon to Blitzo and Y/n and he starts to shake a little bit from the interaction.

Mammon: Oh? And who's this dumpster-diver ya got here with ya? *Looks to Y/n* And this lovely Goetia gal, oh wait you're Stolas's daughter.

Blitzo: (in a matter-of-fact tone) Hi, yes. Nice to meet you, I'm the one who saw through your fake-ass bullshit from the day I had to spend all my savings on the shit covered, dick show you called a performance. Thanks for that, by the way.

Y/n: Yeah. I'm Y/n Goetia.

Fizzarolli: (nervously) Haha- ha- ignore him, sir. He's uh- he's like this all the time. He thinks he's funny. And Y/n is also a good friend that's a Goetia Princess too.

Blitzo: Offended.

Y/n gives a brief smile to Fizz.

Mammon: *smiling* Riiight, yeah. You can shut your (honk) c***-ass mouth, boy. And nice to see a Goetia Princess here too. (to Fizzarolli) I'll see you on stage! And don't forget to fuckin' smile Fizzarolli.

Then Fizzarolli gives Mammon a big smile and a salute. Then Mammon steps closer to the tent.

Mammon: The smile is the face people like to seeee froooom you!

Mammon disappears in a puff of green smoke.

Y/n just raised an eyebrow at their interaction.

Blitzo: Wow, that guy sucks so hard.

Fizzarolli: (frustrated) Look, Blitzo, I don't know why Ozz brought you here, but can you at least not talk back to my boss?! I need this gig!

Blitzo: Why? Don't you have the world's best sugar daddy?

Fizzarolli: I just need it, okay?! *sighs, then talks to himself* Smile inside and out.

Y/n: I know you're gonna do real well, Fizz.

Fizz: Thanks, N/n.

Fizzarolli walks further down the red carpet with a smile on his face while waving to the crowd as they cheer for him.

Crowd: We love you, Fizz! We love you, Fill! We love you, Fizz! Ready for another win, Fizz?

Fizzarolli: Oh, pfft. Well, I don't wanna assume, but, as always, I have an act that's without a doubt gonna-

???: (in unison) -fucking lose!

Then Fizzarolli stops and turns to see a demon with aquatic features stopped in front of him. The demon flips her fin hair and then moves to reveal her sister before they pose together. Then the crowd goes wild for the new addition: The Glam Sisters.

Fizzarolli: *gasps nervously* Oooh, fun. You gals gonna be competing as well? That's really nice.

But the girls continue posing as they speak.

Glitz: You can shut up now you fugly imp.

Glam: Yeah, see we didn't come to chat, we came to win.

Fizzarolli: Wow, what attractive attitudes you got.

Glitz: Like we care what your opinion is Fizza- *stops to think* uh…

Glam: *quickly responds* -rotty!

Glitz: (annoyed) Shut up, I was thinking of one!

Glam: (sassily) Should've been faster.

Glitz: Whore!

Glam: Slow-ass, bitch.

Blitzo: You know, it's pretty telling that you snatches can't even keep your stupid mirror schtick together. It ain't cute.

Glitz: We don't need to.

Glam: We put our energy towards our performance.

Glitz: And winning Mammon's favor.

Fizzarolli: *smiling* Oh, well. I look forward to seeing what you do, and may the best clown w-

Glam Sisters: (in unison) We plan to.

Glam laughs as Glitz flips Fizzarolli off. Then the Glam sisters walk pass Blitzo, Y/n, and Fizzarolli into the tent. Y/n leers at them for offending Fizz. She makes them both trip using her psychic telekinesis.

Fizzarolli: -win.

Music starts.

Blitzo: Aw, man. I didn't a rat's ass about this competition. But, Christ on a stick Fizz, pile drive those sluts.

Y/n: Yeah, don't listen to them, Fizz. You've got way more talent than they do.

Fizzarolli: Thanks for the moral support, you two.

Fizzarolli begins to feel the pressure of the competition.

The scene changes to inside the tent where a shark-shaped arena is housing the competition. The contestants appear on stage under spotlights as the crowd goes wild. Mammon sits in a web-like seat at the very back, accompanied by two robo fizz's, one of them fanning him. Mammon sinks his teeth into a chicken drumstick as the contest begins.

Announcer: (offscreen) We've certainly got some quality up here tonight, folks. Will Mr. Ten years running come out on top? Or is it time for fresh meat?

Fizzarolli preforms his juggling act on a unicycle, but he ends up with the balls bouncing off of his head.

♪ Juggling, it's objectively cool ♪

♪ Our returning champ is nobody's fool ♪

♪ But, what's this? ♪

The Glam sisters above him are on a tightwire. Glitz is sitting on a unicycle pedaling while holding up Glam, who is upside down and juggling the balls with her feet. Glam lets the balls fall, landing on Glitz's knee as she balances them perfectly.

♪ The twins bring it up to the wire ♪

Then the Glam sisters are lit on blue fire as they glare smugly.

♪ Also, they're on fire ♪

♪ Points for style (Points for style) ♪

♪ The crowd goes wild (Crowd goes wild) ♪

Then the scoreboard changes, putting Glitz and Glam in the lead with 123 points. Fizzarolli trailing behind with 115.

♪ It's the pie gag and the twins want a taste, ♪

Glitz and Glam smile to the audience as they pick up a pie with one hand and hold each other's free hand.

♪ But, what's this? ♪

The Glam sisters prepare to shove a pie in their face, when Fizzarolli appears in between them to take the hit. Then Glitz and Glam glare angrily as Fizzarolli sits down in a chair nearby, then he poses as a pile of pies drop on top of him. Then he kicks as a leg upward and smiles as the residue of pies land on the girls' heads.

♪ It's Fizz in the face ♪

♪ He takes the cake and he eats it, too ♪

♪ He's hungry to win, and he's covered in goo ♪

♪ That's point for cream the crowd screams ♪

Then the scoreboard changes again, putting Fizzarolli in the lead with 375. Glitz and Glam trail behind with 327 points.

♪ Ba-ba-balloons , he's pumping them out ♪

Then Fizzarolli blows seven balloons up and then he twists them together to make an image of Mammon's head.

♪ From where I'm sittin' you can hear the crowd ♪

Then the Glam Sisters appear, holding a crown made out of balloons.

♪ Not give a shit cause the twins are here ♪

Then the Glitz and Glam place their crown on top of Fizzarolli's Mammon face, stunning him. Mammon laughs impressed with the action.

♪ They're full of sin and they're here to win ♪

Then the scoreboard changes, once again, this time tying Fizzarolli and the Glam Sisters for first place with 666 points each. Then Glitz and Glam grin maliciously as they glare at a nervous Fizzarolli.

♪ Holy, moly! Things are not looking good for Fizz-a-rolli ♪

The crowd cheers as Mammon appears on stage.

Mammon: And, now, you (honk) c****, we're down to our clowny finalists.

Crowd: Mammon! Mammon!

Then the spotlight from behind Mammon blinds a topless fan, who is sitting on the shoulders of another imp holding a sign that says "Charge Me Mammon" and her credit card number. Then she falls backward into the crowd. Then Mammon rushes over and holds Fizzarolli up.

Mammon: My very own pride and joy, the marketable son I never had: Fizzarolli! And the surprisingly funny women act that made me reflect on my earlier statements:

Then Mammon drops Fizzarolli as he approaches the other finalists, Glitz and Glam.

Mammon: The Glam Sisters!

Then Glitz and Glam pose with Mammon. Then Fizzarolli puts on a forced smile for the audience, before Mammon pulls him over.

Mammon: Now, we're gonna have a quick meet 'n greet with our finalists...

Mammon: So, fork it over, kiddies! You know it's worth it! (Laughs maniacally)

Mammon continues laughing maniacally as he takes comically large bags of money from the guests before pushing and kicking them into the area. He notices that someone put lint and a coin and a paperclip in his hand and frowns, unimpressed. The poor imp child eagerly stands in front of him, until Mammon snaps his fingers and a minion places a "Poor Sap" bag over his head and takes him away.

Inside the "Meet 'N Greet" area, Glitz and Glam are posing for pictures while preforming some acrobatic tricks. Fizzarolli, hiding behind a cardboard cutout of himself, quietly approaches Mammon at the entrance.

Fizzarolli: Hey, Mammon, uh- I may not be uh- i-in the right headspace to interact with the fans right now. Is it okay if I maybe skip the whole thing?

Mammon: *still collecting money* Psh, of course not.

Fizzarolli: I just really don't think that I'm really--

Mammon picks Fizzarolli up by the face, muffling any explanations.

Mammon: Aaaw, come on, Fizzie, my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them!

Then a crowd of rabid fans are waiting to meet Fizzarolli, including a giant hairless dog demon.

Mammon: They're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!

Fizzarolli: Uhhh... I mean, *stammering* no, not really, actually.

Mammon: Fizzie, I-I'm not gonna lie, I want that. *holds Fizzarolli close to him, tightly* So, come on, just do this one thing for me.

Fizzarolli: (muffled) Okay, sir.

Mammon: (excitedly) Aw, you're a bloody legend, Fizzie! They're gonna wanna fuck you, *hugs Fizzarolli tightly again* like you're fucking my heart with joooy right now! Now get out there and make me proud, *puts Fizzarolli back down and pinches his cheek* you stupid, little (honk) c***.

Mammon disappears in a burst of smoke, causing Fizzarolli to cough, before Blitzo appears nearby, hanging from the ceiling by a cord attached to his belt. However, Blitzo is unable to get himself rightside up. Y/n is watching from below.

Blitzo: Wow, Fizz, you let him talk to you like that? You got some kinda secret kink I should know about or something?

Y/n: That guy is a fucking shithead.

Fizzarolli: It's just how he is.

Blitzo: I mean. Shit, if he talked to me that way--

Fizzarolli: *groans* Ugh, it's fine.

Then Fizzarolli walks over to meet his fans.

Fizzarolli: Heya, folks! Where ya from?

One of the fans flashes her breasts at Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: Oh! Lust, love it there, obviously. Wet Dreamsville, hah! *signs books, toys, and even a hellhound's chest* Best pharmacies in Hell! Ragesburg well, (southern accent) Nice to meet cha, partner. Ha ha, I don't do accents. Fun! *hugs two fans* Ah, nice to meet you, too! *stands in front of crowd* Thank you so much for coming to the show.

Crowd: We love you, Fizz! *chanting* Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! Fizz!

Fizzarolli frowns solemnly, until he notices a young imp holding a pen and piece of paper waving happily at him. Then he puts the pen and paper under his arm as he speaks to Fizzarolli through sign language.

Kid: Fizzarolli! I'm a big fan! (F-CLOWN! I BIG ADMIRE-PERSON!)

Fizzarolli blinks twice before smiling.

Fizzarolli: Come on over here. (COME)

Then the kid rushes over and opens up his paper. Fizzarolli happily signs it and gives it to the kid, who smiles happily.

Kid: I want to be a clown just like you. (CLOWN SAME)

Fizzarolli: You can do anything you want to do. (IF WANT CAN WORK)

Fizarolli motions his hand to address the crowd.

Fizzarolli: I hope you're excited for the biiig finale!

???: Boo! Boo! Sellout piece of shit!

The crowd looks around confused, wondering where the booing was coming from. Fizzarolli gestures the kid to head back into the crowd.

Fizzarolli: (nervously) Uh- wh- c-come again?

???: Ughh, your act is such fucking trash; always has been.

The crazed "fan" climbs up behind the back of the crowd, revealing himself as Burnie Burnz, the imp stalker obsessed with Fizzarolli in the begining .

Burnie Burnz: Except! now, I have to see your smug face plastered on everything, everywhere! And, you can read all about it on my review blog: fuckfizzbutnotinasexyway.compainer.com.org.gov.

Burnie falls back into the crowd after having lost his balance. Then Fizzarolli shifts nervously at the reunion.

Fizzarolli: Hah, well. Anyway, folks, heh--

Burnie reappears, having to have crawled his way to the front of the crowd.

Burnie Burnz: You're not even a clown anymore. All you do is work at that *turns around as he stomps his foot, dramatically* overpriced, sleaze joint, and then every year, you come back here to put us through the same tired, old routine.

Blitzo watches through his sniper scope as Burnie begins to approach Fizzarolli, forcing Fizzarolli back before recognizing him. Y/n glares at Burnie.

Burnie Burnz: Is there a single, original idea in that head?

Then Fizzarolli finds himself literally backed into a wall with no way out.

Fizzarolli: (nervousness turning to panic) I uh- uh- uuuh- *shaky laugh*

Burnie Burnz: *towering over Fizzarolli* You fucking suck, and so do your products. Your sex-bots can't even get me off right, you know-

Then Blitzo lands in front of Burnie and he aims his sniper rifle at him. Burnie freezes with his hands up, but it does nothing to stop him from talking.

Burnie Burnz: What? Still think you're too good to even talk to me? Still gotta get this chump to stand in for you? You're fucking pathetic. (passionately) To think, what we could've been together...

Then Burnie fantasizes himself and Fizzarolli holding hands happily skipping through a meadow, before shifting to a ramp where Burnie wears a crown and a cape as if he was a king, holding a chain attached to the neck of Fizzarolli, wearing a latex stripper suit happily kneeling down on all fours.

Burnie Burnz: (furiously) ...if you hadn't been too up your own ass to listen--

Then Blitzo aims the gun forcefully at Burnie, happily willing to end Burnie's life in that instance.

Blitzo: Yeah, one more word out of you, Twat-stain, Imma blow your head clean open in front of all these fucking kids.

Blitzo stops smiling and looks back when he hears Fizzarolli hyperventilating, to his concern. Fizzarolli is clearly beginning to have a panic attack. Blitzo's concern turns to rage as Burnie starts laughing maniacally, before he slams the hilt of his rifle into his face, knocking him down. Burnie's face is now bloodied and bruised, with one of the lenses of his glasses cracked from the impact. Y/n smirks at the sight.

Burnie Burns: You're not done with me, Fizzarolli.

Burnie runs back into the crowd and disappears. As Fizzarolli continues to hyperventilate, Blitzo rushes over and catches him when he collapses as Y/n uses her telekinesis to hold him up.

Y/n: You okay, Fizz?

Blitzo: Hey, hey- Woah, woah, you good?

Suddenly, Mammon appears in a green smoke, throws Blitzo aside, and holds Fizzarolli up.

Mammon: Yeah, mate? You alright, Fizzie?

Fizzarolli looks up at Mammon, who glares at him, threateningly.

Fizzarolli: Yeah- yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm- I'm fine, yeah, heh.

Y/n helps Blitzo up and glared at Mammon.

Mammon looks Fizzarolli over and smiles.

Mammon: Tell you what: I'll let the hotties go on before ya, give ya some time to get your shit together!

The camera cuts to a close up of Mammon grabing Fizzarolli by the cheecks and pulling him closer. As mammon tells Fizz to get his shit together, again, 6 smaller eyes appear on his head, and electricity crackles around him as his voice gets more threatening.

Mammon: (quietly, but menacingly) Get your shit together, Fizzie. You're a bloody legend.

The camera returns to the previous shot, with Mammon dropping the angry tone from his voice and tugging playfully at Fizzarolli.

Mammon: *yelling enthusiastically* You're a bloody legend, ya bitch!

Mammon spins Fizzarolli, sending him tumbling toward the backstage entrance. Fizzarolli catches his breath, still shaken from the ambush. Blitzo rushes back over, still concerned for Him. Y/n helps him stand.

Y/n: Fuck that guy.

Blitzo: Oh, shit. That guy got to you, didn't he? You know you don't have to-

Fizzarolli: I do, guys. I do.

Then Fizzarolli walks over to the stage as Blitzo and Y/n rush after him.

Blitzo: Fucking hell, Fizz this is stupid. That clown shit is not this important.

Fizzarolli: This job is! Without it I'll lose-

Glam Sisters: Everything!

Y/n glares at them.

The Glam Sisters laugh evilly as they step through the backstage door, with their eyes shining brightly through the dark before fading.

Blitzo: Seriously, that guy is a fucking dick, and he's using you for everything, cause you're likable, and he's a fucking trash fire.

Fizzarolli: No, he's not! He's just trying to make me good enough.

Blitzo: Good enough for what?

Y/n: I don't think so, Fizz.

Then the crowd settle down in their seats as the lights in the arena dim. Then pop music plays as Glitz appears inside a spiral whirlpool before cutting through it with her hand, beginning the song.

Glam: ♪ Get ready for the new look ♪

♪ New rhythm and a new hook ♪

♪ Not here to cuddle ♪

♪ more like leave you in a puddle ♪

Then Glam's arms move from two to four as Glitz appears from behind her in unison.

Glam: ♪ Little double trouble got ya boy shook ♪

Glitz: ♪ Ha, ha, here's the sitch' ♪ *rapping* ♪ Feed sin with ya taxes ♪

♪ Greedy greed wins where the cash is ♪

♪ Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses ♪

Glam Sisters: ♪ Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night ♪

♪ Well, money can't buy happiness ♪

♪ But, it can rent you paradise ♪

Then the spotlight changes to neon lights. Then the girls begin to float above the stage, rotating in a circle formation.

♪ Give in to temptation ♪

♪ Take your time I'll be patient ♪

♪ Be my little piggy let me ♪

♪ scratch your dirty itch ♪

The music pauses, and the Glam Sisters sprout wings from their back, preforming aerobatic moves as they continue singing. Fizzarolli watches from behind the curtains, afraid that they may actually win the pageant.

Glam Sisters: ♪ I'm a klown, bitch ♪

♪ Fix up your frown, bitch ♪

♪ Gimme the crown, bitch ♪

♪ You hear that sound ♪

♪ You're goin' down ♪

Fizzarolli tearfully runs away from the backstage, passing Blitzo. Then the girls hold each other as they lean back. Then water pours on them and lean upright again, flipping their fin hair for the audience and smiling.

♪ Cause I'm a klown, bitch ♪

Glam Sisters: (offscreen) ♪ Get ready for a- ♪♪

The camera cuts to Fizzarolli as he enters his dressing room, hyperventilating as slams the door behind him. He runs over to his makeup desk and looks at his reflection in the mirror, still panicky.

Fizzarolli: *breathing heavily* O-Okay, Fizz. You can do this. You can do this. You can do this. It's okay, it's fine. You have a show to do soon, it's fine.

Fizzarolli wipes sweat off his forehead before realising he took off some of his makeup. He looks in horror at the mirror to see that the scar above his left eye is still visible.

Fizzarolli: *gasps* Oh- oh no, oh- no, no, no, no. *strained* No, no *hyperventilating*

Fizzarolli gets a makeup brush and he tries to apply it to the scar, but his hands are shaking too rapidly. He retrieves a heart-shaped make-up kit with Ozzie's name on it, and opens it up to reveal a heart shaped mirror.

Fizzarolli: It's okay, you're fine. You need to be fine.

Asmodeus: *appears in through Fizzarolli's dressing room door* Fizz! Are you okay?

Fizzarolli: *turning to Asmodeus* Why does everyone keep asking me that?? You shouldn't be here, Asmodeus. I'm fine, please!

Asmodeus tries to enter the room, but due to his tremendous size, he cannot get through the door. Snapping his fingers, he shrinks down to a much smaller size, allowing him to enter the room and walk over to Fizzarolli.

Asmodeus: Come on, Froggie...

Fizzarolli: I'm fine! I'm fine! Just needed a minute!

Fizzarolli attempts to put his make-up on again, but his hands are still shaking.

Asmodeus: You aren't okay, you're shaking.

Feeling pressured, Fizzarolli gets up, walks away from the desk, and toward the poster next to the doorway.

Fizzarolli: Ozz, I'm about to go on for the finale, I need some time to mentally prepare.

Asmodeus: Fizz, come on! I'm trying to talk to you, you can't force yourself to-

Fizzarolli: Ozz, I have to do this. This could be my last chance to prove that I'm still good at this. That it's not over! That I'm still good enough! It's not just Mammon. (looks to poster) I'm fine. I just...need to be better. (returns to makeup desk)

Asmodeus: You think you need to be this perfect, model performer, but that's because Mammon is always forcing that image onto you!

Fizzarolli: But, everything I have is because of Mammon. I have this life. I have security. I have you. Without Mammon I wouldn't be... I wouldn't have... I just... I have to win this.

Asmodeus: Fizzie...

Fizzarolli: I don't want to lose. (walks away) Because I feel like if I lose this, I lose you.

Asmodeus: (scoffs) How would you lose me? (holds Fizzarolli's shoulders) Come on, Froggie.

Fizzarolli: (pushes Asmodeus's hands off his shoulders) You're only with me because of who I am at my best! I'm barely worthy of working with a King of Sin 'cause (removes jester hat off to reveal his broken horns and blotches) THIS IS WHO I AM! Without all this, (voice breaking) I'm just nothing, (turns away in tears) and Mammon made me this. I owe it all to him.

Asmodeus: Fizz, Mammon didn't do shit. You already were this. You'd be this no matter what! You are the most inspiring demon I have ever known, and meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. I adore your inventiveness, your attitude, your resilience. And...(nuzzles Fizzarolli's cheek) you're just the cutest little thing alive. Also, you are a waaaay better performer than Mammon ever was, and thaaat's just facts.

Fizzarolli: It's... It's hard, you know? To t-trust that. I... I just... (hugs Asmodeus) I love you so much, Ozzie.

Asmodeus: And, I love you, too, Fizzarolli. And I would whether you win this bullshit or not.

Fizzarolli: Well, I kinda spent my whole warmup having a panic attack, haha.

Asmodeus: ♪ Crooked horn, crooked grin. ♪

Fizzarolli walks away, with a small smirk on his face.

♪ You're a crooked, horny, ♪

♪ Freaky, little joker. ♪

Fizzarolli: ♪ You're a Deadly…Sin. ♪

Asmodeus: ♪ And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about ♪

♪ "Win, win, win." ♪

Then Fizzarolli puts his hat back on, and Asmodeus takes his hands as they ballet dance across the room.

Asmodeus: ♪ Oh, oh, oh, I think you're messy, ♪

♪ But, I'm messy, too. ♪

*guitar strumming* ♪ No, no, no, I wouldn't clean a thing ♪

♪ When I ended up with you. ♪

Fizzarolli walks away for a moment, with an expression of doubt and sorrow on his face.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I don't know you waste your time on me ♪

Asmodeus: ♪ Baby, all I got is time. ♪

Fizzarolli: ♪ When there's so much I'll never be. ♪

Asmodeus: *Laughs* ♪ Holy, shit! ♪

Then Asmodeus holds his hand as the two of them stare each other straight in the eye.

Asmodeus: ♪ Babe, there's so much you can't see. ♪

Fizzarolli: ♪ What can't I see? ♪

Then Asmodeus and Fizzarolli resume their dancing as they do a duet together.

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: ♪ Oh, oh, ♪

Asmodeus: ♪ You're a broken record, ♪

♪ Don't you ever shut your crooked little lips? ♪

Fizzarolli: What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh.

Asmodeus and Fizzarolli: ♪ Oh, oh, oh you sure are lucky ♪

♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪

♪ Freaky, little flips. ♪

Asmodeus: ♪ You make my crooked heart do ♪

♪ "Froggie" little flips. ♪

Fizzarolli: Ribbit. *he and Asmodeus laugh*

Fizzarolli sighs happily, before he and Asmodeus lean in and share a loving kiss. Suddenly, they are interrupted when the door is kicked open by Burnie, who is swinging a dagger around.

Burnie Burnz: You're gonna listen to me now, BITCH-

Suddenly, Burnie is stabbed through the back and falls to the ground revealing Y/n behind him ripping out his heart and she backs off and then Burnie's head explodes, leaving only the outer layer remaining before falling to the floor. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli stare at Burnie's corpse before looking over to the wall where Y/n and the bullet responsible reside. The vanity mirror splits into two even pieces, marking where the bullet flew between them. As Y/n throws Burnie's heart away with her telekinesis powers.

Blitzo: Oh, so you two are an item?

Y/n: They are, Blitzo.

Blitzo glares intensely at the two, before nonchalantly polishing his gun and puts his sunglasses back on. 

Blitzo: Well, congratulations, you fucking hypocrites.

As Blitzo says the last part, he looks grumpy at the two of them for their Hypocritical relationship.

Y/n: Come on, Blitzo.

Meanwhile, Mammon is dealing with the impatient audience, who are eager for Fizzarolli to perform.

Mammon: Uuuh- D-Don't worry, folks. I-I'm sure Fizzarolli will be out soon with a grand fucking performance.

Suddenly, there is a huge blue-coloured explosion of smoke, and Fizzarolli appears on stage, before an audience who cheers and claps. Satisfied, Mammon disappears and reappears back in his web-like seat with his Robo Fizz harem. The smoke clears to reveal a propped set with Fizzarolli at a deck. He puffs a cigarette that glows blue, before blowing neon blue smoke in the air for a dramatic effect. He begins singing.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have wasted time. ♪

♪ I have seen my use. ♪

Fizzarolli stands up and walks across the set, passing by four photos showing Mammon's abuse toward him.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have packaged and sold every part of me! ♪

♪ Suffered a lifetime of abuse. ♪

Then Fizzarolli grabs a bottle of booze to drink, only to find that it's empty.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have lost myself. ♪

He throws the bottle away and falls to his knees toward Mammon's spot in the audience in mock worship.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have worshipped at your feet. ♪

Then he picks himself back up and gestures toward the Glam Sisters, who are watching from behind the curtain.

♪ And here I am standing on top of the world ♪

♪ with some bitches to defeat. ♪

A spotlight shines on the sisters, momentarily stunning them. They flip Fizzarolli off as the curtain closes behind them. The music picks up in tone as the initial set is wheeled from the stage.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I've played the game, I've won it all. ♪

As he walks forward, Fizzarolli gestures to the cheering crowd, and then to a hellhound who lowers his Robo Fizz to give him a blowjob.

Fizzarolli: ♪ They've screamed my name, ♪

♪ they bought the doll. ♪

♪ I've seized the day, ♪

Fizzarolli looks down at his shirt and rips his sleeves off.

Fizzarolli: ♪ now I've got one thing left to say-ay-ay, ♪

♪ Fuck you! ♪

The stage lights up as some pyrotechnic effects spell "Fuck You" overhead.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Here's my two minutes notice, fuck you! ♪

Fizzarolli hops onto a ball, rolling across the stage and bounces it into the air to flip off Mammon again, landing on a second ball.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Time to quit and smell the roses. ♪

Then he pulls a giant bouquet of flowers out of his shirt and tosses it to the audience.

Fizzarolli ♪ Say goodbye, ♪

A few fans run away in an attempt avoid being crushed by the giant bouquet of flowers. Fizz he leaps off the balls and lands back on the stage with a middle finger raised at Mammon.

Fizzarolli: ♪ While I look you the in eye and say, fuck you! ♪

Then Mammon sits back in his web-like chair munching on popcorn as a small portal begins to open up beside him.

Mammon: Interesting song. Wonder what 'fuckin' ' this is about.

Fizzarolli: ♪ (Fuckity, fuckity, fuckity fuckity you!) ♪

Asmodeus' head pops out of the portal momentarily.

Asmodeus: It's about you.

Mammon: Wait, what?

Asmodeus vanishes back inside the portal just as Mammon looks around, wondering who was talking to him.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Fuck you! ♪

Fizzarolli continues his performance with a light show, displaying more on how Mammon had been treating him.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have taken shit, ♪

A giant silhouette of Mammon crushes Fizzarolli under its foot.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Been crushed under your heel. ♪

Then Mammon spits out his popcorn and laughs, as if he doesn't know what the message was all about. His laughter in-song is replaced by a much deeper laugh from him. Fizzarolli is then pulled up by wires on his cufflinks, spinning him around until he is disoriented.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I have suffered for profit ♪

♪ and suckered for fame, ♪

An illustration shows a glowing green point, representing the fortune Fizzarolli has made, before a black, almost draconian silhouette of Mammon appears to circle around it, smothering the glowing light.

♪ made a fortune you could steal. ♪

Then Fizzarolli rips the cufflinks off of his wrists and lands back on stage.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I've had enough, I've hit the wall, ♪

Suddenly, he gets a phone call from Mammon (nicknamed as "Master"), with both call options being 'pick up', but he ignores the call and tosses the phone behind him.

♪ I'm tired of taking your calls. ♪

Then Fizzarolli lights a match on his one of his artificial arms and writes "Fuck You" in the air with the flames above him.

♪ It ends today, ♪

♪ Now, there's just one last thing to say-ay-ay, ♪

♪ Fuck you! ♪

Asmodeus sets a baton on fire using his breath and tosses it to Fizzarolli. Then Fizzarolli twirls the baton and flips off Mammon again.

Fizzarolli: ♪ I wish I'd said it sooner, fuck you! ♪

Then Fizzarolli tosses the baton into the air and spins around, ripping off the bottom of his shirt to show off his midriff and poses seductively as he catches the baton with his mouth, catching Asmodeus off guard.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Cut you off, just like a tumor! ♪

Then he spins the baton and flips off Mammon once more, emphasizing his wish for Mammon's death.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Hope you die, ♪

He turns his rear to the camera and pats it as the camera zooms in.

♪ Kiss my ass goodbye, you cuck, fuck you! ♪

Asmodeus smiles fondly at Fizzarolli. Suddenly, he looks down and covers his lower half with the curtain, while smiling sheepishly. Then Fizzarolli jumps into the audience to amp up the crowd.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Hey- Have you ever felt sick and tired ♪

♪ of doing the same shit everyday with your anger brewin'? ♪

♪ Eatin' shit for a boss that you're sick of obeyin' ♪

♪ If you ever felt the same let me hear ya say it! ♪

Then Fizzarolli jumps back on stage and guides the audience to sing along with him.

Fizzarolli: ♪ (with ensemble) ♪ Did you really think I was gonna stay? ♪

♪ Spending life bent over with your fist in my "a". ♪

Some of the crowd stops singing and look on confused. Fizzarolli then runs up a lit set of steps onto a coffin prop at the top, standing at the edge of the coffin before falling inside, in a stereotypical 'dead' pose.

Fizzarolli: (with ensemble) ♪ Slander me, say I'll never work in this town, ♪

♪ If I stick around I'll be six more feet under the ground! ♪

The music pauses for a moment, before Fizzarolli springs out of the coffin prop and swings around on trapeze ropes above the stage after he tears off his Victorian-style collar.

Ensemble: ♪ (Fuck you!) ♪

Fizzarolli: ♪ Wo-oh-oh! ♪

Ensemble: ♪ (Here's my two minute's notice, fuck you!) ♪

Fizzarolli: ♪ Suck it, greedy bastard! ♪

♪ You're a fucking, ass clown! ♪

Fizzarolli: (with ensemble) ♪ Time to quit and smell the roses! ♪

♪ Say goodbye, ♪

♪ too late to apologize! ♪

While swinging around, Fizzarolli notices the hellhound from before humping his leg. The hellhound is shot by Blitzo, from the roof of the stage.

Fizzarolli: ♪ So, this is it ♪

Then Fizzarolli lands back on the steps. After a small moment of hesitation, he pushes the coffin prop over and calls Mammon out.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Mammon, you sad sack of shit, ♪

Then the audience stops singing along and looks up at Mammon. Mammon, finally getting the message, surges with electricity in anger as Fizzarolli finishes out the song.

Fizzarolli: ♪ Fuck yooouuuu! ♪

Then Signs rise behind Fizzarolli with different ways to say, sign, and spell out "Fuck You" along with the audience chanting the words.

Fizzarolli: ♪ You bitch! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

Then the crowd erupts with applause as Mammon angrily pushes over the Robo Fizz applauding and grabs a bag of popcorn from the second Robo Fizz to eat while brooding. Then Fizzarolli looks over at Asmodeus, who gives him an encouraging thumbs up, and then walks toward the audience. Y/n smiles proudly at Fizz.

Fizzarolli: Thank you all so much. You know, it's always been one of the greatest thrills of my life performing. And I'm so glad to bring you all one, last show.

As he speaks, he looks to see the young imp from earlier waving to him. Then Fizzarolli says "Thank you" to him in sign language, which makes him smile.

Fizzarolli: Cuz' now... I quit!

The swelling music cuts out at the line "I quit", before Fizzarolli drops the microphone and walks away, leaving the audience booing and gasping in both shock and confusion. Mammon stares wide eyed before spitting chewed up popcorn at the remaining drag Robo Fizz.

Mammon: WHAT?!

Then Mammon disappears in electric green smoke, and then he appears right in front of Fizzarolli as he walks away, holding his scepter up close to his throat.

Mammon: QUIT?! You miserable piece of shit! What do you mean quit?!

Fizzarolli: *pushes scepter away from his throat, unfazed* I mean, I quit. *Walks around him* I'm done; (Australian accent) G'day, mate!

As he mocks Mammon, Fizzarolli flips two middle fingers at him while he stretches away, with his arms following after a second of staying in Mammon's face. Mammon growls in fury before six eyes appear above his standard ones, while electricity coalesces around him. Then he snarls before shouting, and then explodes in a massive cloud of crackling green smoke. Fizzarolli looks behind him, to see an enormous metallic spider leg with a dark tip slam just inches away from him, while Asmodeus watches behind the curtains in rising anger.

Asmodeus: Oh, that motherfucker.

Y/n: That fucker.

Then the giant spider leg pulls back, tearing at the stage as it does so. The dissapating smoke reveals a giant green cocoon that begins to split apart.

Mammon: YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!

From the giant green cocoon, Mammon bursts out in his full demon form, dwarfing Fizzarolli and dispelling the remaining smoke. Then he roars loudly and furiously as he looks down at Fizz, who stands his ground scowling confidently as Mammon leans forward into his face.

Mammon: I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING! YOU ARE PRACTICALLY IN MY IMAGE! I RAISED YOU LIKE THE SON I DIDN'T WANT!

Mammon points his much larger finger at Fizzarolli, but he slaps his hand away and stares him down without fear, crossing his arms confidently. Mammon stares back in rage, but he notices a giant seal behind Fizzarolli, and suddenly, there's a burst of flame, followed by Asmodeus roaring in his full demon form. Y/n watches by his side with her eyes glowing red.

Asmodeus: (demonic voice) YOU'D BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP, MAM!

Wally Wackford: Ho-ly shit! I say, I say.

Mammon: Ha-ha, hooo. Look who's acting like a big fuckin' hero. *gets up close to Asmodeus* Careful what you say, Ozzie. Wouldn't want your little secret getting out, would we?

Asmodeus: (gets in Mammon's face) I don't care anymore!

Fizzarolli: Ozz?

Mammon: Because if you let him quit, I could tell everyone here that you-

Asmodeus: What? That I love him? Well, I do!

Fizz gets briefly embarrassed.

Audience: *Fangirling* I knew it, I knew it!

Y/n: Everyone knows it now.

She smirks at Mammon.

Mammon stares at surprise as, instead of laughing at Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, everyone immediately went down to their phones, all overlapping each other as they texted and memed, all while saying "I knew it". Mammon just looks down blankly scratching his head in confusion and embarrassment.

Mammon: Oh...uh, shit, ah, you dirty bitch. *slithers around Asmodeus and Fizzarolli* You are gonna regret revealing that, Ozz.

Mammon chuckles confidently as he crawls up to Fizzarolli's face to snort green smoke at him. As his laughing continues, Mammon provokes an enormous implosion around him, causing a huge cloud of crackling green smoke to engulf the circus tent; everyone besides Fizz and Asmodeus screams as the theatre collapses around them. When the cloud dissipates, Asmodeus is sheltering Fizzarolli under himself to protect him, and once he sees that he's safe, the latter starts hugging the former's face, much to Asmodeus' happiness. From behind the curtain, Glitz and Glam are seen collapsed, Glitz on top of Glam, before Glitz gets up.

Glitz: So, does that mean we win?

Glam gets up as well, and they both look confidently at each other, before a big wooden plank falls on top of them by Y/n using psychic telekinesis dropping it on them.

Glitz & Glam: ACK!

Y/n: Ha, whores.

Cut to the limousine driving away, running over a photo with Mammon and Fizzarolli. Inside it, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli still being all lovey-dovey, Blitzo being squished between Asmodeus and the left wall of the limo as Y/n sits on the other end watching with a smile.

Blitzo: So, uhm, who tops?

Y/n: Blitzo...

Fizzarolli groans as Asmodeus grins at him as the episode ends.

 

(Valentine's Day Short)

After Y/n returned back, she came over to visit Tom after his work day.

"Hey, babe." She said.

"Hey, baby." He said back.

They went to each other and hugged and cuddled close.

They gave each other a deep longing kiss.

"I love you so much, baby." He comments.

"I love you more, babe." She replied.

They both smile and blush deeply.

"I got you flowers." He said and gave her a flower bouquet.

"Awww thank you, babe. I got you a teddy bear." She said back as she gave him a small teddy bear with a heart on it.

"Thank you, baby." He holds her close as she did back.

"Happy Valentine's Day, my loving sinner." She said.

"Happy Valentine's Day, my owl princess." He said back.

They both gave more kissing as they cuddling close together. 

Their eagerness for each other growing.

They made out with lustful urges the entire day.

Chapter 38: The Show Must Go On

The episode opens in Vox's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Vox himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug.

Vox: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. *watches a screen with Alastor on it, which glitches slightly* Oh, Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!

Vox laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens.

The scene changes to show the cannibals all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Charlie watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Vaggie and Y/n come up to her. Y/n had a bow and arrows and a dagger knife with her from training.

Charlie: (Sighs) Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.

Vaggie: The cannibals seem ready to fight. Are we?

Y/n: I think we are.

Charlie: Could you show us your weapon skills, Y/n?

Charlie looked excited to see her bestie's skills.

Y/n: Sure.

Y/n got out her bow and arrows and shot an arrow at a target at the center. She then got out her dagger knife and threw it at a target center and it gets cut in half. Charlie and Vaggie stare with wide eyes impressed by her weapons skills.

Charlie: That's wonderful, Y/n!

Vaggie: Cool moves, Y/n.

Y/n: Thanks, girls.

Sir Pentious bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself.

Sir Pentious: Fear not, damsels. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!

Vaggie: What in the hell are you supposed to be?

Y/n: Nice outfit, Pen.

Sir Pentious: *salutes* General Pentious, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!

Charlie: Thank you, Pen.

Niffty, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Pentious.

Niffty: What can I do to help?

Sir Pentious: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.

Niffty blinks up at Pentious, having no idea what he just said.

Charlie: How about this.

Y/n: If you see an angel, stab it! *hands Niffty a small blade*

Niffty sees Angel Dust a few metres away, and, thinking that Angel Dust is what Y/n and Charlie meant, runs towards him with her knife.

Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab!

Angel Dust: Hey, hey, hey, hey! *climbs up the pole he was leaning on*

Charlie and Y/n: Not him!

As Niffty runs off to find other things to stab, Angel does a flip and lands on the ground, before walking over to stand with Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, and Pentious.

Vaggie: *drill sergeant style* Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.

As the cannibals and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Vox continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room.

Vox: Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die.

Back at the hotel, Charlie is holding Alastor's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the cannibals and the hotel's residents.

Charlie: Hello? *taps microphone* I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri.

Cherri Bomb: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. *wraps arm around Angel, who smiles*

Charlie: Tomorrow, the Exorcist Angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!

Vaggie: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!

Y/n: You got that right!

Charlie: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-

Niffty: We're all gonna die! *laughs maniacally*

Vaggie: *starts clapping* Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying. *pauses* Drinks?

Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another.

Vaggie: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?

Cherri Bomb: Cheers, bitches!

Husk: Yeah!

Angel Dust: Here's to us!

Y/n: To all of us.

Sir Pentious: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!

Alastor and Niffty watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine.

Alastor: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Niffty?

Niffty: I really like them, Alastor. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing!

Alastor: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.

Niffty hops on top of Alastor's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head.

Niffty: I dub thee, King Roach.

Alastor: Oh, to understand your twisted little mind!

Alastor and Niffty begin laughing maniacally together, signalling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds. Meanwhile, Angel is sitting by the parlor as Husk pours him a drink.

Husk: Last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?

Angel Dust: Eh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all.

Husk: I guess you have changed.

Angel Dust: Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!

As Husk pours Angel another drink, Pentious tentatively approaches Cherri Bomb, who is talking to Vaggie.

Sir Pentious: Miss Bomb? Cherri?

Cherri Bomb: Yeah?

Sir Pentious: I want to tell you that I...I love...I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. *shakes Cherri's hand*

Cherri Bomb: Okay.

Sir Pentious: You are...have always been a worthy opponent. With the most...brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.

Cherri Bomb: Uh...thanks?

Sir Pentious: Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!

Sir Pentious runs away as Angel comes up to Cherri, passing her a shot.

Angel Dust: You know, you could totally tap that.

Cherri Bomb: Tss, don't be gross.

Angel Dust: Cuz, you know, I hear he's got 2 dicks.

Cherri looks back at Pentious.

Cherri Bomb: Huh.

The scene cuts to Charlie, standing outside Angel's bedroom door. A few photos of Angel and the rest of the group are stuck to his door. Charlie, looks at them, smiling, before realising that she might never see them again if they lose the battle tomorrow, and begins to break down and cry.

Vaggie: Charlie?

Y/n: You okay?

Charlie turns to see Vaggie and Y/n standing in the corridor, watching her. Charlie turns away from them.

Charlie: I'm sorry...I'm...I'm just so scared. What if we lose?

Vaggie: ♪ You've, already done so much ♪

Y/n: You have.

Vaggie and Y/n begin to walk toward Charlie.

♪ So many lives you've changed ♪

♪ So many souls you've touched ♪

♪ And in the end, if it's only me you've saved ♪

Charlie and Vaggie: ♪ There's something that I've been dying to say ♪

Y/n: What you've been needing to say. More than anything.

♪ More than anything ♪

♪ More than anything ♪

♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪

♪ More than anything ♪

Charlie and Vaggie hold each other close and kiss as they then both hug Y/n in a group hug the camera slowly zooms out from the three of them.

As Y/n knew she had to make a call.

In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Adam gives them all a pep talk.

Adam: Extermination Day is here, bitches. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!

Lute: Destroy that ass!

Adam: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Vaggie?

The Exorcists all boo Vaggie.

Exorcists: Boo! We hate her!

Lute: Rip Vaggie's c*** mouth out her ass!

Adam: Would you just-ju-chill, Lute. Fuck. Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets...uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh?

The Exorcists all cheer

Adam: Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up!

[accompanied by a guitar sting] ♪ ATTACK! ♪

Lute: FORWARD!

Behind Adam, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Pentious, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb and the cannibals are gathered by the entrance. Charlie has a golden shield with an apple motif, Vaggie has her angelic spear, Y/n has her bow and arrows and her dagger knife blade, Niffty has the small knife that Charlie and Y/n gave her (and is laughing maniacally), Angel has a tommy gun, Cherri has a bomb, and Pentious has a short sword. Their weapons have all been given angelic steel enhancements to allow them to kill the Exorcists.

Vaggie: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!

As the group prepares to attack, Valentino, Velvette, and Vox are all sitting in front of a TV in V Tower, which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Valentino and Velvette look bored, with Velvette on her phone, but Vox has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die.

Vox: Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!

At the hotel, Vaggie raises her angelic spear.

Vaggie: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!

The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them.

Charlie and Y/n: Let's FUCK THEM UP!

As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Alastor stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out.

Alastor: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!

Alastor laughs maniacally as he swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Adam and Lute watch in confusion from outside the force field.

Adam: The fuck?

Lute: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!

Adam: (sarcastically) Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!

The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons.

Adam: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.

As Lute raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Cherri and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Angel shooting with his Tommy gun and Cherri throwing her explosives. Pentious watches them from his cannons.

Angel Dust: Come and get some!

Cherri Bomb: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!

Sir Pentious: All angelic weapons fire at will!

Husk flies past, throwing his explosive cards at angels.

Husk: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.

Niffty runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie are fighting back to back.

Y/n had her bow and arrows and was shooting arrows at the nearby exorcists.

Charlie: Alastor's shield is working!

Vaggie: Trying to focus, sweetie!

Charlie: We might actually have a chance!

Vaggie: Love the optimism. Still trying to focus.

Y/n: We're winning, girls.

And exorcist was going to attack Vaggie but Y/n shot an arrow at the exorcists' head, killing her.

Vaggie: Thanks, Y/n!

Y/n: No problem, Vags!

Another exorcist tried to stab Charlie in front but Y/n used her dagger knife blade and stabbed her from behind and sliced off the exorcist's head.

Charlie: Thanks, bestie, you're a real life lifesaver!

Y/n: Anytime, bestie!

Adam and Lute are still hovering over the force field. Adam clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle.

Adam: I'm fucking over this.

Adam draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed.

Angel Dust: Fuck!

Y/n: Oh, fuck!

Charlie: Oh, no!

As the smoke clears, Adam sees Alastor standing on the roof. Recognising him as the creator of the shield, Adam flies down to the roof to meet him. The Vees watch from V Tower, Vox preparing to see Alastor die..

Vox: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now!

Vox makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Velvette seems uncomfy of Vox making the gesture at her. Meanwhile, Alastor takes a few steps forward to meet Adam.

Alastor: Adam! First man, next to die.

Adam: Who the fuck are you?

Alastor: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life.

Alastor taps his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him.

Adam: (sarcastically) Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for PUSSIES!

Adam summons his guitar and flies straight at Alastor. Alastor stands still as his tentacles lash out at Adam. Adam slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Alastor himself.

Alastor: Ah ah ah!

Adam attempts to attack Alastor with his guitar, but Alastor moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Adam.

Adam: You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.

Alastor: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.

Alastor's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Adam, where one of Alastor's shadow monsters appears and punches Adam.

Adam: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh? *destroys Alastor's shadow monster*

Alastor: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!

Adam swings at Alastor with his guitar. Alastor easily dodges his strikes.

Alastor: You lack discipline, control, and worst, *goes into full demon form* YOU'RE SLOPPY!

More of Alastor's shadow creatures appear, attacking Adam and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards.

Adam: And you're...*realises he doesn't know what to say* fuck-fuck you...you red piece of f-too much fucking red...fuck...shut up!

Using one of his tentacles, Alastor grabs Adam and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof.

Alastor: Ha ha ha! Poetry!

Adam: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE RADIO IS FUCKING DEAD!

Adam flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Alastor. When it dissipates, Alastor has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two.

Alastor: (with absolutely no static) What just happened? *notices microphone* ...fuck.

While Alastor is distracted by his microphone, Adam manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof. Vox cheers from V Tower.

Vox: Yes! Fuck you, Alastor! *flips off screen* Ahahaha! *jumps on top of table* THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!

Alastor picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, trying to go back into his full demon form, but being too injured.

Alastor: (singsong) Have to disagree with you there! Radio's not dead, but it is ending this broadcast.

Alastor flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Adam, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his guitar.

Adam: Bye, bitch!

Meanwhile, Vox watches in anger from V Tower, disappointed that Alastor wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly fleeing like a coward.

Vox: No! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! Pussy!!

At the front of the hotel, Pentious commands the cannibals from the balcony.

Sir Pentious: Right flank, advance! Center flank, advance and defend! Left flank, watch your six. *addressing Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie* Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Vagatha!

Vaggie: Not my name, but got it.

Y/n shoots more arrows at exorcists and kills 10 from above, while using her dagger knife blade to kill ones at close range.

Charlie is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so.

Charlie: Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!

Vaggie: Now's not the time for that, babe!

Charlie: Oh, right.

Y/n: You got this, bestie.

Five angels fly at Vaggie, out to kill her. Charlie uses her firework power to explode them all.

Charlie: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Then five more angels fly at Charlie and Vaggie. Y/n uses her psychic telekinesis powers to hold them all still and made heads all snap and blow up and bleed out to death all at the same time.

Vaggie: Wow!

Charlie: Cool!

Y/n: Thanks!

Husk flies around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Angel, near him, is shooting them all with his tommy gun.

Husk: These fucking angels won't stop coming!

Angel laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke.

Husk: Okay, I walked right into that one.

Angel sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Egg Boiz.

Angel Dust: Hold that thought.

Angel runs to defend the eggs, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Angel blocks the Exorcist's sword with his tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns that were hidden in his third pair of arms.

Angel Dust: (to the Egg Boi) You alright, squirt?

Egg Boi: I nearly scrambled...myself.

Angel Dust: Get somewhere safe.

Angel is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Adam, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands.

Adam: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!

Charlie: What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-

Y/n: Alastor is probably alive somewhere else.

Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie run to safety as Adam attempts to shoot at them. Pentious watches them.

Vaggie: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.

Y/n: Someone has to take him out.

Pentious looks up at Adam.

Sir Pentious: Of course.

Cherri runs past Pentious to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Pentious pulls her back down.

Cherri Bomb: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?

Sir Pentious: Yes.

Pentious kisses Cherri, the bomb falling out of her hand and exploding behind them.

Sir Pentious: Miss Cherri Bomb, I love you. Remember me!

Pentious runs off to his airship. Cherri looks back at him.

Cherri Bomb: That was kinda hot.

Pentious enters his airship, the Egg Boiz lined up around the inside. As he slithers past them, they salute.

Sir Pentious: Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.

Egg Boiz: Yes, sir.

Pentious' airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches.

Charlie: Pentious?

Angel Dust: That crazy motherfucker.

The airship flies towards Adam, aiming the death ray at him.

Egg Boi: Target in range.

Sir Pentious: Fire.

The airship edges closer and closer to Adam, the death ray charging up. Adam notices it.

Adam: Oh, whoop!

With one blast from his finger, Adam incinerates the airship and everyone inside it.

Adam: Haha, that coulda been ugly.

Everyone stares in horror from the ground.

Charlie: Noo!

Angel Dust: Fuck...

Y/n: Fuck damn it...

Charlie: No...

Angel Dust: You did good, buddy.

Charlie: No, no, no.

Charlie, crying, sinks to her knees. Vaggie runs over to her. Y/n stood by her side.

Vaggie: Charlie, I'm so sorry...

Charlie growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up.

Charlie: Razzle! Dazzle!

Razzle and Dazzle fly over to her. Charlie engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, she is in her full demon form and is holding a pitchfork. Razzle and Dazzle have become huge dragons.

Charlie: Let's ride!

Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie jump onto Razzle and Dazzle's backs and begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering.

Husk: Yeah! Get 'em!

Charlie, Y/n, and Vaggie fly higher and higher, towards Adam and Lute.

Charlie: Forward! Go, Razzle, go!

Y/n: Keep going, Razzle!

Adam: Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!

Lute: The traitor came to die.

Lute lunges down and slices Dazzle's wing clean off, causing him to roar in pain.

Vaggie: No!

Vaggie screams as they fall together. Lute strikes her sword in Dazzle's heart as they crash through the glass ceiling and right in the lobby. Vaggie falls off, and gets up just as Lute raises her sword out of Dazzle, and they stare each other in the face..

Lute: Before I take your life, I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face.

Vaggie: Try it, bitch.

A fight bell rings as Lute lunges at Vaggie, Vaggie managing to throw her into the wall. Lute flies back at Vaggie and throws her to the ground, hitting her head against it repeatedly. Vaggie manages to flip her over, but Lute throws her into the wall again, before lunging at her with her sword. Vaggie dodges and Lute rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Vaggie and smashes her head into the table, breaking Vaggie's nose. Vaggie grabs Alastor's radio and hits Lute with it. As the two continue fighting, Charlie and Y/n watch from atop Razzle.

Charlie and Y/n: Vaggie!

Charlie and Y/n begin to fly down to help Vaggie, but Adam appears in their flight path.

Adam: Surprise, bitches!

With one arm, Adam smashes Y/n away but she manages to teleport herself on the roof and while Charlie into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Charlie falls onto the roof as Y/n catches her before she hits the roof floor as Adam flies above the hotel's sign.

Adam: Risking your immortal lives for sinners? That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat and a Goetia princess chick! And why did you get your little owl friend involved knowing that she's risking her life for your shitty dream? You want to get her dead too or something?

Charlie: These sinners are my family! And Y/n is my best friend ever!

Y/n: And ones I care about more than anything!

Adam: (mockingly) "These sinners are my family"! Do you even hear yourselves? You should've stayed in your place, girlies-

Charlie stabs him in the arm with her pitchfork and Y/n shoots an arrow from her bow at him directly into his chest then sneaking up behind him and slashed at him and stabbed him with her dagger knife blade from behind him, before Charlie swung him around and Y/n uses her psychic magic to throw him harshly across the roof, with Y/n's arrow and blade attack that made him bleed a little.

Charlie: That's Princess of Hell to you, pig!

Y/n: And that's the Goetia Princess Daughter to you, dumb fuck!

Adam: The fuck? That hurt! *Looks To Y/n* And you made me bleed! How did you do that?!

Charlie looks at him, flicking her tail. Y/n looks him with her eyes glowing red and readying her psychic powers and abilities. Adam stands up.

Adam: Hehe. Okay.

Back in the hotel's foyer, Lute throws Vaggie to the ground, knocking her spear out of her hand.

Lute: You always were weak.

Vaggie tries to reach for her spear, but Lute flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Vaggie's right hand. Vaggie screams in pain.

Lute: So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die.

Vaggie looks up and sees that the mezzanine is on the verge of collapse. Pulling the spear out of her hand, she uses it to throw Lute off of her before revealing her newly restored wings to fly up and destroy the last pillars holding it up. Lute screams as it falls on her as plumes of sawdust fly everywhere. When it clears, the LED face has come off of Lute's mask. Lute's left arm is pinned under the rubble.

Lute: Do it, then. Correct your mistake.

Vaggie: Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? No. Live. Live, knowing that you only do because I let you. The failure.

Hearing Charlie screaming in the distance, Vaggie flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as she is gone, Lute, not accepting mercy, begins to free herself from under the rubble. She screams in pain as she pulls her left arm out of its socket, freeing the rest of her body.

On the hotel's roof, Adam knocks Charlie and Y/n to the ground, before picking Charlie up by the throat. Charlie's tail and horns recede.

Charlie: Let...me...go!

Y/n: Let her go!

Adam: This fight was cute n'all, but it's (his mask glitches for a moment) time to die with the rest of them!

Vaggie flies to the roof to help Charlie, but Lute flies after her and pins her to the floor.

Vaggie: Charlie! Y/n!

Y/n stood up and looked at Adam.

Y/n: You attacked all my friends! You harmed my best friend!

Adam: Oh, yeah, are you gonna get sad over it?

Y/n: I'm not sad, I'm enraged!

Y/n's eyes glowed blood red and used her telekinesis abilities to break the bones in Adam's arm and leg and was strangling him by his throat with her psychic telekinesis, making him scream in pain and drop Charlie. Y/n runs to catch her however nearly misses.

Suddenly, a fist and feathery claw appear and punch Adam so hard that it damages his mask as he goes flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Charlie as it is revealed to be Lucifer, with his wings out and sporting a different coat, this one with red and golden epaulets. The person that catches Y/n as it is revealed to be her dad Stolas, with him partially using his winged demonic shadow form, and wearing his regal uniform.

All of Y/n's loved ones and friends like her dad, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Beezelebub, Fizzaroli, and Asmodeus showed up to help Y/n with this fight.

Charlie and Y/n: Dad?

Lucifer: Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie.

Stolas: It's me, starlight, I got your call, my owlet.

Octavia: We're here to help, N/n.

Blitzo: We'll help you kill these fuckers, girl!

Moxxie: Always ready to help, your highnesses!

Millie: And always to give help when needed!

Loona: To help out a bestie in need!

Vortex: To help friends out no matter what!

Beelzebub: And help kindred out with with style!

Fizzarolli: And have fun at the same time!

Asmodeus: And to show what demon royalty really is!

Y/n: Thanks, guys!

The others go to fight the exorcists. Octavia used her Goetia magic. Blitzo used his pistol guns, Moxxie used a rifle, Millie used her axe, Loona used a shotgun and her claws and teeth to attack. Vortex used his strength to take down and attack, Beezelebub got into her demonic form and attacked. Fizzaroli used his flexibility and agility to throw spikes and explosives. Asmodeus also got into his demonic form and attacked others like Beezelebub.

As the others fought the exorcists, the two dads and two daughters flew down.

Lucifer lands and puts Charlie down as Stolas lands and gently puts Y/n down. Adam climbs back onto the roof, half of his mask having broken off.

Adam: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!

Lucifer and Stolas walk up to Adam, Lucifer rolling up his sleeves to fight as Stolas fixed up his hat.

Lucifer and Stolas: Oh, we're the only ones that matters. See, you messed with our daughters, and now, we are going to FUCK you!

Adam stares at Lucifer and Stolas, perplexed. Lute and Vaggie stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lucifer and Stolas. Octavia, the imp gang, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, and the two Sins stare with shocked looks. Angel cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Husk gives him a deadpanned look and the other Exorcists also stare in confusion. The Vees stare at the screen from V Tower, Vox looking perplexed, Velvette wearing a smile, and Valentino saying:

Valentino: Well, this just got interesting.

Charlie, slightly embarrassed, corrects her dad as Y/n did the same.

Charlie: (whispering to Lucifer) It's fuck you up, Dad.

Y/n: (whispering to Stolas) It's actually fuck you up, dad.

Lucifer and Stolas: ...Wait, what did we say?

Adam flies at Lucifer and Stolas with a battle cry, smashing them into the wall. Lucifer transforms into a snake to escape and slithers into the air, before transforming back as Stolas easily flew out of the way with his demonic shadow owl form.

Lucifer: Hyahahah! So this is what you been up to since Eden? *dodges Adam by turning into a goat* Gotta say, you've really let yourself go, buddy.

Stolas: *scoffs while laughing* I thought angels were supposed to be elegant and graceful, *dodges Adam's attacks by agiley flying around in his demonic raven shadow form* you've got as much grace in your flight as a raging swine.

Adam grabs Lucifer and Stolas by the foot. Lucifer turns into a snake briefly to free himself. As Stolas turns small. Adam throws them away and Lucifer turns into a bird as Stolas flew as a small shadow owl.

Adam: You two?! Judging me?! You're the most hated beings in all of creation!

Adam tries to shoot his angelic light at Lucifer and Stolas, but Lucifer and Stolas dodge.

Lucifer: Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer... or the second, bow-chicka-pow-pow!

Stolas: And I get more love from Blitzy in bed than you did during your whole career!

Blitzo blushes while at this.

Lucifer flies away doing a little dance as Stolas jeered at the angel. Adam briefly manages to hold them both in a chokehold.

Adam: I'll fuckin' end you two!

Lucifer turns into a horse and kicks Adam away as Stolas pushes him away with his wings 

Lucifer: Whoa, missed me! *turns back and dodges Adam' light* Hoohoo, not even close. Haha! Nice try, douchebag!

Stolas: *easily dodges Adam's light attacks* Not even close, pathetic prick.

Adam: Hold still, you slippery and winged fuckers!

Charlie and Y/n watch the three of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Vaggie. Meanwhile Lucifer, in the form of an octopus, and Stolas using a shadow tendril has Adam wrapped up in their tentacles and shadow tendril before Adam chucks them away, Lucifer and Stolas changing back to their standard form. Adam charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lucifer and Stolas. Lucifer and Stolas dodge and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Charlie screams and Y/n panics as they fall down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around them. Then, Lucifer swoops down and catches Charlie and Stolas flew and swooped like an owl and caught Y/n.

Lucifer: I got ya.

Stolas: I got you, my starlight.

Charlie and Y/n smile before hearing Adam's laughing. They look and sees him charging up to them.

Charlie: Dad, look out!

Y/n: Dad, watch out!

Lucifer and Stolas: Huh?

Charlie snarls and Y/n creates a bird screech as they used their demonic powers as Charlie transforms her right hand, turning it red with darken splotches, somewhat resembling Hellboy, and as Y/n transforms her right hand into her partial full owl demon form of a black shadow winged claw arm, and both block Adam just as he was about to punch them.

Adam: Whoa wait, what the fuck?!

Lucifer, Charlie, Y/n, and Stolas glare at Adam menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay, his mask completely shattered, revealing his human face. He looks up and sees Lucifer and Stolas in their fully demonic forms, a spark of flames emitting between Lucifer's horns as his eyes glow blood red as Stolas' full demonic shadow owl form showed with his four eyes glowing deadly red while holding his daughter in his arms protectively.

Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME AND MY DAUGHTER! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH!

Stolas: YOU ATTACK ME AND MY BELOVED OWLET DAUGHTER! WELL, GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED, LITTLE ONE!

Lucifer and Stolas proceed to punch Adam senselessly, fire coming from Lucifer's hands as he does so and laughs at Adam's pain. While Stolas clawed and strikes Adam non stop making Adam bleed while laughing demonically in joy at the angel's pain and losing of blood. Lucifer then summons a sphere of fire as Stolas got a lethal wing attack ready, both preparing to finish him off, before Charlie and Y/n put their hands on their shoulders, getting their attention.

Charlie: Whoa, whoa, Dad. He's had enough.

Y/n: As much as I hate to admit it, I agree, dad.

They look down to Adam, who lies motionless on the ground. Stolas changed back into his normal Goetia form. The four royals then leave the crater, still staring at Adam.

Lucifer: Alright. How's mercy taste, you little bitch?

Stolas: Is it enough for you, you whiny little bitch?

Adam: No... *gets up* you monsters don't get to end this! Hellborns now get involved in the lives of sinners. That's fucked up bullshit. And you know it!  And now you royals now having angelic powers too! Enough to kill us! That's against what Heaven stands for and what hell really fucking is! Don't you know what an angel is? What I am? I'm fucking Adam! *gets out of crater and faces gang* I'm the fucking man, and you're just some fucking clown or bird or something! I started everything on Earth! All of mankind came from these fucking nuts! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-!

Just as he says these words, a dagger knife blade and another small knife is stabbed through him, making Adam shout in pain. Everyone looks in shock as two angelic blades are stabbed right through his chest, Y/n had just teleported behind him and stabbed him fatally. Y/n stares with a smirk.

Vaggie: Woa-hoah!

Lucifer: Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your... your thing there.

Adam collapses face first to the ground, revealing Y/n had teleported behind him, and Niffty on his back, having sneaked up behind and stabbed Adam. Y/n teleports back beside Lucifer, Charlie, and Stolas. Y/n stares at her proudly at how well she taught the little psychotic maid to sneak attack someone.

Charlie: Niffty?

Y/n: Good work, Niffty.

Niffty stares blankly at Adam for a few seconds before smiling and viciously stabbing Adam again and again, his golden blood going all over her.

Niffty: STAB! STAB STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!

The Vees stare in shock at the screen from V Tower. Val holds his injured leg afraid at the sight of from a flashback of the Goetia Princess that scared him and the psychotic little maid.

Vox: Ho-ly shit!

Niffty: Blood! Hahahaha!!

A little way away, Lute turns and looks in horror at Adam's body.

Lute: NOOOO!

Lute dashes up to Adam just as Niffty skips off, turning him to face her. Adam gives her a small smile before dying.

Lute: Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! ADAM!

The others then come up to her, Charlie, Y/n, Stolas, and Lucifer in their demonic forms.

Charlie: It's over.

Y/n: It's ended.

Stolas: I suggest you take your little angel friends, and LEAVE! Thank you very much.

Lucifer: Take your little friends, and GO HOME! Please.

Lute realises that the only option she has is obeying them and picks up Adam's halo.

Lute: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!

With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Lute following behind scowling. the portal then closes as Lucifer looks to the group. Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub walked over to the group as well.

Lucifer: Sooo....*sighs* Who's up for pancakes?

Only Niffty raises her hand, everyone else just looks at him, unamused.

The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 News.

Katie Killjoy: Good evening. I'm Katie Killjoy!

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench.

Tom was blushing red non stop with hearts in his eyes in love at the sight of his Goetia girlfriend that acted heroically through the tv screen.

Katie Killjoy: Breaking news - Extermination day is cancelled!

Arackniss and Baxter are seen looking at a billboard which is playing the news report. The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists.

Katie Killjoy: Charlie Morningstar with the help of Goetia Princess Y/n and their friends managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words.

In Cannibal Town, Rosie watches the news report while sipping tea, while in V Tower, Velvette watches the news on her phone. Valentino comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on his television, still holding his injured leg in slight pain.

Katie Killjoy: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lucifer and the Goetia Prince Stolas stepped in to save their daughters in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the angelic legions, first man and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by Y/n and a filthy janitor.

From his surveillance room, Vox watches the news, which is now showing Niffty being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera. Carmilla Carmine watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face.

Katie Killjoy: The janitor said, quote, "Charlie and Y/n told me to stab, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.

Tom: I have a confession to say.

Tom then looks to the camera.

Tom: I'm Y/n Goetia's boyfriend. And she's my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much! She saved my life once and now she's saved mine again and with everyone else's too! Oh God, I love her a whole fucking lot! I'm going to go see her right now and kiss her forever and ever!

Tom runs out of the studio and everyone else watches shocked with wide eyes.

The scene cuts to Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Lucifer, Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Husk picks up a broken bottle. Charlie runs through the hotel with Vaggie and Y/n, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up as Y/n pets her.

Charlie: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.

Charlie looks over and she and Y/n smile briefly when they see Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. Charlie begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Charlie looks down to see the banner from "Scrambled Eggs" which reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!". Vaggie and Y/n walk over to her.

Charlie: ♪ He did it for us ♪

♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪

♪ He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price ♪

♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together ♪

Charlie walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground.

Charlie: ♪ I took a hotel, and I destroyed it ♪

♪ I know I could have done better ♪

♪ Better, instead of letting you down ♪

Lucifer walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder.

Lucifer: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? ♪

♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪

♪ You're the first one to change this town! ♪

Lucifer stands in front of Charlie and points encouragingly at her.

Lucifer: ♪ You can do this! Now I know it! ♪

♪ For your story has just begun! ♪

♪ You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! ♪

♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪

♪ You've changed my mind, you've touched their hearts ♪

Vaggie, Y/n, Angel (who is still holding Fat Nuggets), Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub gather around the 2 of them.

Lucifer: ♪ Found the good in souls gone bad ♪

♪ The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone ♪

♪ But by God, Charlie! ♪

♪ The show, it must go on! ♪

Everyone else gathers around Charlie, singing encouragingly.

Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub: ♪ We can do this, we can build it ♪

♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen! ♪

♪ Twice the bedrooms, we can fill it ♪

Lucifer: ♪ With more sinners than you can dream! ♪

Lucifer, Vaggie, and Y/n: ♪ It starts with you, ♪

Lucifer, Vaggie, Y/n, and Angel: ♪ You know it's true, ♪

Lucifer, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub : ♪ Fulfill your destiny! ♪

Charlie, now smiling, stands up.

Charlie: ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me! ♪

The scene cuts to Niffty running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks.

Niffty: ♪ To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber! ♪

Lucifer: ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number! ♪

Lucifer creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Angel begins to build pillars.

Angel Dust: ♪ Start with foundation! ♪

Lucifer: ♪ A remedial creation for me! ♪

Lucifer, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations.

Niffty, Angel, Y/n, and Lucifer: ♪ It's as easy as can be! ♪

The scene cuts to Charlie, helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears.

Charlie: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, ♪

♪ We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins! ♪

Vaggie and Husk help to rebuild it.

Vaggie: ♪ New coat of paint! ♪

Husk: ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪

Charlie uses her angelic power to light up the lightbulbs.

Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Stolas, Octavia, and Husk: ♪ With a little sorcery! ♪

Meanwhile, in V Tower, Vox bursts through the doors of Valentino's penthouse. Valentino and Velvette are already there.

Vox: ♪ After the battle, masterless cattle! ♪

Vox and Valentino: ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread! ♪

As the Vees look at a board showing a mindmap of their enemies, Vox throws a knife through an old picture of Alastor. Vox is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Vox himself.

Vox and Valentino: ♪ With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow ♪

♪ We'll be atop the heap! ♪

Vox and Valentino dance together while Velvette records them, smiling.

Valentino: ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing! ♪

Vox: ♪ Alastor's missing! ♪

Vox and Valentino: ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs! ♪

♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪

♪ It leaves room for you and me! ♪

Velvette comes up behind Vox and Val and puts her arms around the 2 of them.

Vox and Valentino: ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees! ♪

As the three of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Alastor, limping towards the ruins of his radio tower while holding the broken pieces of his microphone.

Alastor: ♪ This place reaks of death ♪

Alastor enters his radio tower.

♪ There's a chill in the air ♪

♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪

♪ "Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends" ♪

♪ Sorry to disappoint! That is not where this ends! ♪

♪ I'm hungry for freedom, like never before ♪

Alastor walks through his radio tower, his eyes darting around the room.

♪ The constraints of my deal surely have a back door ♪

♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪

♪ Guess who will be pulling all the strings? ♪

Alastor laughs maniacally as his shadow looms above him. Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the rest of the hotel's residents are finishing off the rebuilding while putting up a painting of Pentious.

Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Lucifer, Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub : ♪ We can do this! ♪ (Charlie: ♪ We can do this ♪)

♪ We'll be better! ♪ (♪ We'll be better ♪)

♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ (♪ Though it may take a while! ♪)

♪ Wayward sinners, clear their ledger! ♪

Alastor appears in the middle of the group, now recovered.

Alastor: ♪ And we're doing it with a smile! ♪

Everyone except for Husk and Lucifer cheer and hug Alastor.

Charlie and Y/n: (spoken) Al!

Lucifer: (spoken) Oh, this guy.

Charlie: ♪ We'll make a difference, wait and see! ♪

Charlie, Vaggie, and Y/n: ♪ We're gonna do this, you and me! ♪

Charlie, Vaggie, Y/n, Angel, Alastor, Husk, Niffty, Cherri Bomb, Lucifer, Stolas, Octavia, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Vortex, Fizzaroli, Asmodeous, and Beezelebub:♪ And then tomorrow it will be a fuckin' happy day in hell!

All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel.

Tom: Y/n!

Y/n: *looks over* Tom!

They both ran to each other and hold each other in their arms embraced in a close cuddle in their love.

They share a long deep kiss which showed their true emotions for each other.

Everyone else awwwed at the adorable sight.

They look to each other's eyes after their loving kiss, hand in hand held together.

Y/n: I love you, my loving sinner.

Tom: I love you too, my owl princess.

In V Tower, Vox and Valentino make out while Velvette takes a selfie of them.

In Heaven, Sera, and Emily are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Sir Pentious rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to white, gold and blue and he now has a love-hearts motif.

Sir Pentious: What? Where-where am I? *sees Sera and Emily* Oh, hello.

Emily, realising that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Sera, having come to the same conclusion, looks mortified.

The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a large fedora hat sits there, watching the sea. With a picture in her hand. As her hair flows by the winds, Lute comes to her and dumps the deceased Adam's halo on the ground in front of her.

Lute: Adam is dead. Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. Your brat and her friends is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, *leans down and pointing at the sea* you're going down there *points at the woman*, and stopping that bitch and the rest of those lowly demonic hell creatures as well. You understand me...Lilith?

The woman, revealed to be Lilith, stared up at Lute before she furrows her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance, while holding a picture of a man with a woman with angel wings, halos, and (h/c) hair with an ominous music playing in the background, as the episode ends.

Chapter 39: Hell's Belles

Millie is at the bus stop, waiting in excitement for Sallie May to arrive. She checks the time on her phone, and it is 11:59AM. She looks out at the road and checks the time again: 12:00PM, the time that Sallie May's bus is supposed to arrive. Upon seeing the time, Millie does a happy dance and walks from each side of the bus stop until the bus gets there seconds later.

Millie: Eeeeee!

She runs out to hug Sallie May, but she accidentally hugs a random imp who looks angry at her.

Sallie May: [offscreen, annoyed] Psst. Mills, over here!

Millie: Ew! Get off of me! [pushes the imp aside and hugs Sallie May.]

Millie and Sallie May: Sister!

Millie: You finally made it out! After I asked you like a billion times!

Sallie May: Lucky for you, a billion and one was [snaps finger] the sweet spot to visit this trash heap.

Millie: You ain't even been here before! Come on, I got the whole day planned out!

Sallie May: Wow, the whole day! You ain't gotta.. run off with your princess to axe some Earth fella?

Millie: Nah. Business has been slow lately. So, the boys say they've got it covered! And Blitzo is hanging out with his awesome bestie, Y/n, and Stolas today.

Sallie May: Damn, ain't I special! Where are we startin'?

Sallie raises her hands above her head, and Millie sniffs her armpits and is disgusted.

Millie: We'll...uh...start with a day spa, and some shoppin'...No offense, Sal, but you smell like hog ass.

Sallie May: I do not, Prissy Miss[sways hips] probably bathes regular! [takes a moment to sniff armpit] Oh! Uh, no. No, yep. You're right that's- that is definitely hog ass.

Millie: Come on! Let's tear this town to shreds!

Sallie May: Yee-fuckin'-haw!

Millie heads off, and Sallie grabs her bag and follows. the bag flies across the screen, transitioning to Bathory's Day Spa. Sallie May and Millie are laying in bathtubs filled up with bubbling mud, and holding fancy looking glasses of wine in their left hands. A worker is buffing Sallie May's right hands fingernails, while another is buffing Millie's left horn.

Sallie May: So y'all, pay to soak in mud here?

Millie: Well, it's "special" mud. It's relaxing.

Sallie May frowns with doubt on her face.

The scene cuts to the outside of the spa, and then to the store beside it, Cryptic Couture. Sallie May is inside, with a pink cowboy outfit on.

Millie jumps back and shakes her head in disapproval.

The scene cuts to Sallie trying on a lolita outfit.

Millie shakes her head again.

Sallie tries on a third outfit.

Sallie May: How bout' this one?

Millie claps her hands together with a smile.

The scene cuts to the arcade beside Cryptic Couture, Wacky Wally Wackford's Fun Time Emporium. Millie and Sallie are seen playing many different games inside. Millie accidentally stabs a machine with a chainsaw while playing a VR game, causing the entire arcade to light on fire. Millie and Sallie laugh while exiting, leaving the arcade to burn. Wally Wackford is behind them in shock. Selfies are shown of them at the arcade.

The scene then cuts to them at a bar, dancing. A shark demon walks to the dance floor and flirts with them. The two ladies growl at him, then beat him up. Sallie May beats the guy's head on a glass cup, breaking it. He is then thrown into the air, where Millie jumps up and hits him. The bartender is cleaning a cup and sees the guy get thrown behind the table next to her. She gives them a thumbs up and throws two drinks at them, as they laugh.

Sallie May: Nice one, Mills.

Millie has a brief devious look on her face as she continues laughing. The scene changes to them on a rooftop with their drinks.

Sallie May: Ah...

Millie: See? Best day ever, right? I told you you'd enjoy yourself!

Sallie May: Yeah, yeah...I guess this place ain't so bad.

Millie: Ain't so bad? It's awesome!

Sallie May: Uh-huh...

Millie: One day isn't even enough. There are so many exciting things to show-

Sallie May: Heh, yeah, I mean, with so many exciting things here, it's no wonder you never make your way back home.

Millie's face changes from happy to concerned.

Sallie May: SHIT! That slipped out.

Millie: ..What?

Sallie May: You know... the Wrath Ring, all that dirt and rust and boring nothingness. Not much of a thriving club scene down there, why visit that, right?

Millie: I was there at the last Harvest Moon Festival!

Sallie May: I mean, sure, for your fancy job. You showed up with that blue-blooded bird and his awesome princess bird daughter Y/n, your dick-swingin' boss, that cupcake husband of yours, and... I don't know. I couldn't really see how I'd fit into this shiny new life you built.

Millie: [walks over to Sallie May, tries to embrace her] Sal... [Sallie nudges her arm away] I'm sorry. Things get real crazy and busy over here, and...

Sallie May: [gets angrier] You think things didn't get busier for me back home when you decided to scooch? I've basically been running the place solo! [Millie looks heartbroken. Sallie May calms down.] Honestly, Mills, today was great. Better than great. It reminded me of how we used to be like this damn near every day before you left. I hate to think that it'll be even longer before we see each other again.

Millie: [walks to Sallie May] Yeah... I miss that too. [they rub foreheads] There's always room in my life for my sister, Sallie May. I'm sorry I ain't been back home as much as I'd like. I'll try harder. But... you know... the boys are older now. Ma and Daddy got plenty of extra hands at the ranch. You could come visit more often too!

Sallie May: I think I'd like that.

They both look up into the sky as they sit on the edge of the rooftop, then Millie playfully punches Sallie May on the shoulder. Sallie May flips Millie off the edge of the rooftop, back onto the roof. She then breaks her glass and they start playfighting and laughing.

Later that night, in Moxxie and Millie's apartment, Moxxie gets home from work and notices Millie and Sallie May watching TV and eating popcorn. Sallie May now has a cast on her arm from play fighting with Millie earlier on the rooftop. Moxxie is happy to see the two together again. Millie and Sallie May hold hands as they continue watching TV.

Chapter 40: The Full Moon

The scene opens on Stolas' mansion. Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the Pride Ring weather forecast, that being a full moon, and the sky somehow being redder than usual. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed. Soon after he shuts off his alarm.

Stolas: ♫ Thank you to, the butterflies in my stomach ♫

♫ I haven't felt this nervous since I was a little fluffy down nestling ♫

♫My daring-do is half-disguised ♫

♫Behind a smile, my beak is grinding, ever minding,

♫ I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I'll remind myself ♫

Transitions to Stolas turning on his bathtub and getting inside.

♫ That when I see him, I know that it won't feel so tough ♫

♫ I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough ♫

As Stolas sings 'the voice that says I'm not enough', we see a reflection of him with his pupils out, and what looks like smudged mascara similar to how he looked at the end of "The Circus".

♫ No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me, I'll set us free ♫

♫ How perfect it could be, when I see him tonight ♫

While singing that line, he leans back quickly and splashes the water outwards creating a small arc.

Transitions to Blitzo walking past his calendar with the current date being marked as "Moon." He takes the calendar off the wall and looks at it.

Blitzo: ♫ See him tonight? Alright, alright! ♫

♫ It's been a while since he's begged for attention ♫

♫ Are we okay? Heh, Can't really say. I'm getting by by avoiding his questions ♫

♫ So complicated, I hate when it's complicated, why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♫

♫ Here I go again, getting in my head, so I'll focus on all the sexy stuff instead~ ♫

Cuts to Stolas on his balcony.

Stolas: ♫ When I see him- ♫

Cuts to Blitzo in his bathroom.

Blitzo: ♫ When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes ♫

Cuts to Stolas walking down a large hallway.

Y/n walks out of her and Via's bedroom and saw her dad walking through the hallway.

Stolas: ♫ I will change things! ♫

Cuts back to Blitzo at his bathtub.

Blitzo: ♫ No need to change things, I'll just bring the rope and spikes~ ♫

Cuts to Stolas trying to shake his antidepressant pills into his hands from a bottle, but realizing it's empty.

Stolas: Oh, God!

Cuts to Blitzo cooking up pancakes.

Blitzo: ♫ We've got a nice arrangement, and it's working out just fine, ♫

Cuts to different perspective of Blitzo's apartment. Loona is shown with a grumpy face, emerging from her bedroom, only to see Blitzo singing. She looks at Blitzo with disappointment and closes the door again.

♫ We'll keep it light! ♫

Cuts to Stolas closing himself inside his fridge.

Stolas: ♫ I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♫

Cuts to Blitzo putting breakfast on his table.

Blitzo & Stolas: ♫ -When I see him tonight! ♫

Cuts to Stolas looking in the mirror.

Stolas: ♫ Am I doing something I can't take back? ♫

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: ♫ Relax! ♫

Cuts to Stolas getting dressed.

Stolas: ♫ Would he want me if he was free? ♫

Cuts to Blitzo, looking in the mirror nervously.

Blitzo: ♫ We're fine! ♫

Cuts to Stolas taking his cape.

Stolas: ♫ -and if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me? ♫

Stolas turns around.

♫ My entire life's been written in stone ♫

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: ♫ We're gonna bone~ ♫

Cuts to Stolas putting his hat on.

Stolas: ♫ He taught me that I could choose ♫

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: ♫ It's cool! ♫

Cuts to Stolas with the Asmodean Crystal.

Y/n watches from his side.

Stolas: ♫ He deserves the choice to stay or go, though it scares me to think what I'd lose... ♫

Cuts to Blitzo.

Blitzo: ♫ -Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk! ♫

Cuts to Stolas sitting at the table with Y/n.

Stolas: ♫ Really must converse- ♫

Cuts to Blitzo cleaning a golden horse figurine.

Blitzo: ♫ We'll just stick with what makes sense, like him sucking my- ♫

Cuts to Stolas tipping milk and flopping his head on the table. Y/n helps him up and fixes the position.

Stolas: ♫ Gah! This is the worst! ♫

Cuts to Stolas tapping his foot anxiously.

♫ Waiting for the shoe to drop ♫

Cuts to Blitzo eating pancakes.

Blitzo: ♫ Who needs words when you've got a mouth full of- ♫

Cuts to Stolas grabbing his head.

Stolas: ♫ -Come to your senses! ♫

Cuts to Blitzo running round the balcony to the stairs.

Blitzo: ♫ Then I'll do that thing with my tongue where I- ♫

Cuts to Stolas walking. With Y/n by his side.

Stolas: ♫ He's worthy of your love and trust- ♫

Cuts to Blitzo standing on the railing.

Blitzo: ♫ I'll eat his bird puss nice and rough! ♫

Cuts to Stolas.

Stolas: ♫ Tonight cannot come soon- ♫

Cuts to Blitzo sliding down a pole to street level.

Blitzo: ♫ He’ll be cumming soon- ♫

Blitzo & Stolas: ♫ -enough! ♫

Blitzo: Oh yeah!

Blitzo is shown singing in the middle of the street, where bystanders look at him confused. Cuts to Stolas and Y/n walking in the garden and Stolas holding a rose and Y/n observing, caressing, and touching the flowers.

Stolas: ♫ But when I see him, will it be tender, or be tough? ♫

♫ Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up? ♫

♫ Can this be our relationship, or am I still naive-- I'll set us free, ♫

♫ Whatever it may be, when I see him... ♫

♫ tonight. ♫

Stolas places the rose back on it's bush. Y/n gently touches a flower and observes the rest. This transitions to a similar looking rose in a bush on Earth, where a mysterious looking mom picks up this rose with her baby. 'Unbeknownst' to her, the stroller rolls down the hill next to her at excessive speed. She quickly notices.

Mom: My baby! Someone save my baby!

The stroller continues to roll down the park, dodging some people playing Frisbee, ducks, and when it jumps over a pond, some alligators try to eat it, and the stroller jumps over them. A shark jumps over the alligators. The stroller then heads to the city, causing a car crash.

Nearby, two men are carrying a pane of glass to a truck labeled "Pane in the Glass".

Worker: Sure hope this glass doesn't break.

The stroller not only breaks the pane of glass in it's path, but it also runs over one of the guys that carried it, injuring him as the glass pieces land on his backside.

Worker: [glass pieces are on him as well] IT BROKE!

Now, the stroller is on its way to an industrial facility. As we get closer, we see a guy pushing a ramp to the stroller's route with words on it that say "Inconvenient Ramp" with the "IN" part crossed out. A bird flies on one of the thingies and dies. On the way there, a guy is eating ice cream when the cream drops on the road. He picks up the cream and accidentally stops the stroller.

Mom: Oh, thank you! Thank you! [hugs him] How could I ever repay you?

Ice Cream Guy: No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time. [A glowing hand reaches to his wallet from the stroller. The guy eating ice cream walks off. The "mom" takes the stroller to a dark alley and kicks someone out of the cloak: Collin.]

Collin: [catches his breath] Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level, you know, and that guy clearly hadn't showered today!

The mom takes off her disguise. It was Keenie all along.

Keenie: Oh, stop complaining. I had to sell it, didn't I? How'd we do, Cletus?

Cletus, who played the role of the baby, counts how much money they stole.

Cletus: ...Not great. Let's set up for another run!

Collin: I don't know, Cletus. Doesn't this all seem a little... [whispers] sinful?

Cletus: We've been over this! We are still helpin' people. We just provided that man with an opportunity to be selfless and heroic.

Keenie: After that performance, he's sure to get into Heaven! We just saved a soul!

Collin: Is... that how it works?

Cletus: Don't you think eternal salvation is worth... [looks at the wallet] 20 bucks and a Queeznos' punch card? [Him and Keenie get puppy dog eyes as angelic music briefly plays.]

Collin: I guess... it's just-- [Cletus looks mad. He then starts crying as the sound of a baby crying is heard]

Keenie: You wanna eat, don't you? You wanna live long enough to save more souls and earn our way back into Heaven? [A security camera is seen watching the three cherubs right above them.]

Collin: Of course! I just-- [Cletus slaps him.]

Cletus: Well, then quiet your incessant whinging, and get back under that coat! We have to- [he is hit with a tranquilizer dart] Woah! Ohhh.... [He is knocked unconscious. The other two are shocked upon seeing this until they are electrically shocked by tasers.]

Cuts to D.H.O.R.K.S. interrogation room. Cletus, Collin and Keenie wake up in high chairs as a lamp's light shines on them.

Cletus: What? Where are we?

Agent One holds the lamp and leans towards the three cherubs.

Agent One: We ask the questions here, hellspawn.

Cletus: But I'm just a wittle baby! Why would you- Cletus makes a cute face, until Agent Two slams his head down.] AGH!

Agent Two: Drop the bullshit! [punches Cletus into a table again] We know you're working for that demon filth!

Agent One: Where's your boss?

Keenie: What boss?

Agent One: This guy! [shows a Blitzo doodle]

Collin: You know that... peanut head?

Agent Two: So that's his name...

Cletus: You know, I think maybe we can help each other out here.

Cuts to I.M.P Headquarters, Loona opening a portal from Earth and Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie exiting.

Blitzo: Hard shooting there, Mox, pro as usual! Millie, beautiful bloody mess in there. [she flexes muscles] Mwah! What a great fuckin' day this is!

Cut to where they just were, in an alley. Blood and gore is everywhere. The singular child left looks traumatized by what he sees around him. A couple of bodies are lying on the ground, two corpses are pinned to each side of the walls, another dead body lies on the curb, in the middle distance one is strung up between several buildings by ropes, and splatters of blood line every wall.

Moxxie: You sure seem in good spirits today, sir. It's rare to see you wear something... not bad.

Blitzo: Well, it's the-- first of all, fuck you. It's the Full Moon, I got to meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little since it's been a few months since I've been inside of his feathered ass.

Moxxie: A few months?!

Blitzo: Yeah, the bird started giving me more ways out of our monthly fuck-sesh. He'd be all like "Oh, Blitzy, I know it's the Full Moon tonight, but you don't have to come if you don't want to, Blitzy", so I've just been taking breaks from having to plow his feathered ass into his fancy ass mattress.

Moxxie: Ugh... TMI, sir.

Blitzo: [behind him, Loona and Millie stomp on the remains of the victims] Point being: tonight I feel like I could use a little fuckery. It's been a good day, feeling like my stamina's up. And I'm horny.

Loona: Oh shit. He's getting bored of you.

Blitzo: Whaaaat?

Loona: Yeah, man. If someone wants to see you less and less, big red flag. If they give you chances to ditch, they probably want out themselves. Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it. Dicks. Y/n told me about how some others are.

Blitzo: [mocking noises] How do you know... Loona? [She mysteriously disappears. Blitzo's phone rings and it's Loona]

Loona: [through the phone] 'Cause I do that all the time. Y/n usually helps me through it though.

Blitzo: [hangs up] Well, tits. Guess I finally gotta do Position 37 tonight. Don't worry, though, [picks up the grimoire on his desk] this book ain't going nowhere if I have anything to fuck about it. I'll dick him so good, he'll let us keep this thing another year easy. I'm sure Y/n won't mind either, I'm one of her besties too!

Loona: Nah, you're not.

Moxxie: Well, I hope so, sir! Business has actually hit a peak, and it would be disastrous to lose what we worked for now. So, fuck him good, sir!

Blitzo: Don't worry, Mox. By the end of the night, I'll have Stolas eating out of my ass... if the gag will let him! Eh? Eh? [laughs]

Moxxie: [slightly turned on by this] Stoooop..!

Blitzo: [gets his chest of sex toys] Okay, grow up, Mox. That's what adults do, we're horny. [he goes through the toys] Fuuuuuck me, Moxxie, we've used, like, all the shit in this box. If Stolas is bored after this, [holds up a horse-tail sex toy] I need to up the ante.

Blitzo puts the grimoire in a shopping bag, getting ready to go out.

Blitzo: Moxxie, I need you to hold down the fort. Get some overdue paperwork done. I'm gonna see Stolas and maybe even see Y/n too.

Moxxie: What overdue paperwork?

Blitzo dumps a mountain of paperwork labeled "JUST GIVE TO MOKSIE" on top of him

Back at DHORKS HQ.

Agent One: So why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons?

Collin: We just want to get back into--

Cletus: We're Exorcists, the flaming swords of the Heavens, here to strike them down with fiery vengeance!

Keenie: Uhh- Yeah, yeah! We lay in wait for them to return to Earth, so we might smite them once and for all!

Collin: What are you guys talking about- [Cletus kicks Collin's shin.] OWWW!

The agents nodded at each other in silence, smirking.

Agent Two: ...Maybe you don't have to wait.

Agent One: Come with us.

The agents lead the cherubs down to an underground basement, the three of them looking in awe at the sight of the massive complex. They ride on a moving platform as Two starts to move the platform forward. As the platform moves, Keenie looks down in awe as she sees a battalion of similar-looking priests marching with holy rifles in arms.

Agent One: Since their assault on 'Compound X', our government has quadrupled our funding and allowed us unfettered access to the most bleeding edge military advancements.

Agent Two: Demonic containment cells, Hellfire suppression suits, camouflage exoskeletons and a battalion of highly trained combat priests! All so we could finally utilize, this.

The platform stops just before a control panel.

Cletus: What is it?

Agent Two: Our ticket to the other side.

Two activates the generator with a press of the button.

Agent One: An extra-dimensional portal generator. This bad boy will allow us to open a door straight into Hell, where we plan on eliminating the demonic threat before they can tarnish this great country!

The cherubs all looked in silence as the agents looked at the generator.

Agent One: ...Well uh, once we work out all the kinks, yeah.

Keenie: Kinks?

The generator finishes it's process, leaving open a small sized portal.

Agent Two: So far we've only been able to open the portal about 2 feet in diameter. Hardly big enough to fit a child through.

Agent One: And we can't very well send children. ...Not after last time.

Cuts to a flashback of kids going through the portal and getting instantly eviscerated at once by mysterious eye-covered tentacles, their bones and blood being launched back out of the portal.

Agent One: [Tears in his eyes] Those goddamn American heroes...

Agent Two: Honestly, we're not even sure that was Hell we sent them to. Point is, we could use someone or someones, with more... experience. How about it, little guys?

Both: Wanna help us hunt some demon scum?

Cletus and Keenie look at each other, interested, before glancing down at Collin, who gave a concerned look at them.

Cletus and Keenie: FUCK YEAH, HA HA!!!

The demon-proof armor suits are shown in their capsules. Agent One is seen typing and creating a simulated image of Cletus inside his respective suit, with the words on his screen saying "DEMON EXOSKELETON 001". A robotic arm reaches out and fits the pieces onto Cletus, and he shoots a small rocket onto a cardboard drawing resembling Blitzo. Collin walks out of his capsule in full armor, while Keenie flies out of hers and sticks a landing. She flies briefly and joins Cletus & Collin. Agent One is seen excitedly running beside them in a fursuit resembling Loona. Agent Two denies him further access and hands Cletus a tracking gadget, and Agent One walks away in a dejected fashion. The cherubs are seen walking towards the portal, and then pulling their armor out of the demonic hole which led them inside the Lust Ring. Looking out in the city from a rooftop, Cletus presses several buttons on the gadget. The scene cuts to Blitzo entering a candle shop located in the Lust Ring. He views a candle display before turning his head at the sound of the shopkeeper's voice as all the nearby candles are lit.

Shopkeeper: Welcome, little one. What can I interest you in today?

Blitzo: I'm looking for a snazzy candle. One that screams 'sexy'. You got anything that will get anyone in the mood, buddy?

Shopkeeper: BITCH, you're in the Lust Ring! Everything here has sexy energy~. But what kind of mood are you aiming for?

Blitzo: Just... horny? H-gre-v-ver- very horny. Max horny.

Shopkeeper: They're all horny! What's the mood?

Blitzo: I don't know! I'm a simple pervert imp. I just need something fucky.

Cletus and Keenie fly down to the rooftop of the candle shop, with Keenie carrying Collin. She throws him on the ground as Cletus checks his beeping gadget.

Collin: Ooooh! There he is!

Keenie: Let's take him!

Collin and Keenie look at Blitzo from the window on the ceiling, when suddenly Blitzo turns around. Cletus drags them away in the last second.

Cletus: Hold on! Where's the rest of them? He wasn't alone before. I say we follow him for a bit, make sure he's by himself.

Keenie: Cletus, if we don't do this, we're never getting back into Heaven!

Cletus: Which is why we have to make sure this goes smoothly! We have only one shot. It has to be perfect.

Cletus looks over and notices Blitzo entering a sex toy shop. The cherubs sneak in and spy on Blitzo, who is currently being measured by the shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper Spider: Do you know the measurements of the other one?

Blitzo: Uh, not really. But he's tall as shit.

Shopkeeper Spider: Well, we have some pretty long harnesses. Also can't go wrong with something that stretches. [He reaches over and shows Blitzo one of the harnesses.]

Blitzo: Ooh, that is fancy. Alright, I'm into it.

The cherubs look around the store in disgust.

Collin: Sweet heavens, what kind of store is this?

Keenie: This guy truly is a SICKO!

The shopkeeper suddenly appears behind them, startling them.

Shopkeeper Spider: Can I help you all?

Cletus, Keenie, and Collin: AHH!

Cletus, Keenie and Collin quietly approach the shopkeeper, trying to be inconspicuous but just come of as awkward. Blitzo takes his newly bought purchases and leaves the shop.

Cletus: Hello, fellow vile hellbeast. We are on a totally normal demon day, just out lookin' to get some good tormenting in. We need some good to-... [gags] torture... supplies.

Shopkeeper Spider: Well, you have come to the right place, my slyly robotic looking friend. What kind of torturing are we looking to do?

Cletus: Oh! You know, just your standard... pain.

Collin: As long as it doesn't hurt too much. Like, do you have any harshly worded bumper stickers?

Shopkeeper Spider: Uhhh...

Keenie: Or something for a mild spanking?

Shopkeeper Spider: Oh, that we have in spades. We got your floggers, your crops, your whips, your whisks, studded, un-studded, wooden, leather, titanium, brimstone, what are you intoooo??

They all blankly stare in shock.

Cletus: I don't know if that's exactly what we're looking for. What was that other horrid hellspawn looking at?

Shopkeeper Spider: Oh, just some of those. [He points over to an area full of torture devices and whips while horrific music plays. Collin faints and they all flee the store via jetpack.]

Keenie: Cletus, he's clearly on his way to claim another innocent earthly soul in some sick barbaric fashion! We have to stop him!

Cletus: [His device is getting a signal.] Not yet, we have to wait... for our moment.

Cut to Blitzo walking into what may be the backroom of Ozzie's with Fizzarolli beside him.

Blitzo: Y'know, thanks for doing me this solid, Fizz. I gotta get the good shit for tonight, and I know you and Ozz make the best toys in town. Y/n lets me know about that too.

Fizzarolli: Nice, let her know I said thanks. And I got you, buddy. We have some new prototypes that I think will get the job done for a fancy gentleman like yourself. [He hops over to a keypad and enters a code, revealing the entire store unfolded by a large pair of wings. Blitzo stares at everything around him in awe. Fizzarolli hops over and opens a compartment full of lingerie and bondage style outfits.]

Fizzarolli: Now, we have got these new beads, oohh! They're made of real obsidian.

Blitzo: Oh, that's beautiful. But y'know, Stolas never really seemed into the beads.

Fizzarolli: Alrighty, not into the beads, I get it. Fancier, then. [Fizzarolli grabs a blindfold that has "Baby Slut" written on it and puts it over Blitzo's eyes] We have some stylish blindfolds. Our new collection has encrusted jewels.

Blitzo: Oh shit, those are niiice!

Fizzarolli goes into a curtain and reveals a giant-size spiked dildo underneath it.

Fizzarolli: And if you're feeling really frisky, we have the new, Dragon Driller 5000! Now with vibration! [He pulls onto the cord attached, causing tentacle-like pieces to move around and vibrate. He laughs maniacally while holding it. Blitzo is impressed.]

Blitzo: Theeere we go, that's his speed! I will take that!

Cut back to the Cherubs hiding in a bush. Collin uses binoculars and observes the line outside of Ozzie's, showing the imp in front talking to the bouncers.

Collin: Heavens, what is this place? It's so heavily guarded.

Keenie: A-Armory? War room?

Cletus: [bonks Keenie on the head] Quiet! Don't you realize stealth is our greatest advantage here?

A few succubi walk pass the Cherubs, noticing them but paying them no mind. A succubi couple walks by and are amused by them.

Succubus: Oh darling, look, voyeurs! Positively adorable, darling.

Through Collin's binoculars, Fizzarolli is seen exiting a garage driving a forklift which is carrying the dildo Blitzo bought earlier.

Collin: I think he's coming- OH GOD! What's that?!

Cletus rips the binoculars off of Collin's armor and looks.

Cletus: [Keenie looks through the binoculars] Dear... God...

Keenie: He's going to use THAT? On an innocent person?! We have to stop him now!

Cletus: You're right. Okay guys, it's time. Now's our moment. Remember everything that horny little fudgeknuckle did to us because now, we make him pay. For the humans, for the heavens, and most of all for us! LET'S GO KICK SOME ASS! [He launches himself up.] LET'S FUCK 'EM UP!

Suddenly, Cletus is knocked to the ground. He looks up to find Millie standing in front of him, holding her axe and ominously looks at the cherubs.

Collin: W-What? How did you- OH! [Loona appears and hits Collin to the ground as well.]

Loona: Find ya? We were already following our dumbass boss to make sure he doesn't fuck up and lose our meal ticket.

Keenie spots Blitzo and tries going after him, until Moxxie appears from the shadows and fires his gun near her.

Moxxie: And you weren't exactly "covert".

Loona: You got a lot of nerve coming to our neighborhood after the ass-kicking [Loona accentuates the 'ass' part of the kicking visually] you took last time.

Cletus: A lotta nerve, and a LOTTA upgrades, mutt!

Cletus extends his robotic arm and punches Loona, then fires a missile from his other arm towards Millie. She dodges it with her axe, causing an explosion that sends her into an XXX shop next to her. Moxxie shoots some more at the cherubs.

Cletus: The boss! Get their BOSS! [He launches two missiles from each of his arms, making Moxxie flee.]

Collin aims a firearm towards Blitzo, hesitating on where to shoot until Loona comes in and stops him.

Loona: No you don't, bitch! [She takes the gun from him and shoots it at an oblivious Incubus. The bullet almost hits Blitzo, until he kneels down and picks up a coin on the ground. Blitzo continues walking and notices the body that just fell in front of him.]

Blitzo: Hey, wake up asshole.

Moxxie hides behind some debris looking for a chance to fire. Keenie flies toward Moxxie but stops as a few sex toys fly by her. Millie has emerged from the shop, ready for round 2. Collin attemps to shoot Loona with his gun but Loona grabs it as he fires and pushes it away from her, causing Collin to shoot at the ground leading up to Keenie and Millie's fight. Millie uses the hilt of her damaged battle axe to grab a sewer lid to block the bullets then slams it into Keenies knife hands, then pushes it to the ground, breaking them off of her armor.

Millie: [to Keenie] Sorry hun, you can play as me, but that don't mean you're anywhere close--

Cletus' robot arm grabs and pulls Millie, while Keenie get dragging along as well since Mille's tail is around Keenie's neck. Keenie takes one of the broken blades and stabs Millie's leg. Millie screams as Keenie prepares to attack only to be shot at by Moxxie.

Millie: Mox!

Millie releases Keenie and flings her into a wall. Moxxie then pins her to the ground and aims his gun at her.

Moxxie: Welcome to Hell, bitch!

Keenie then grabs Moxxie and flies into the sky. Millie leaps onto Cletus, removes the blade from her leg and uses it to cut off Cletus' robot arm.

Cletus: Wait, what in the-

Millie stabs Cletus' jetpack with the blade, which sends them both into the sky. In the air, Keenie is punching Moxxie repeatedly, while Millie is on Cletus' back. She hops over to Moxxie and Keenie, letting Cletus fall. Meanwhile, Collin is shooting repeatedly at a large board Loona is hiding behind. One of the bullets hits her shoulder, causing her to briefly shift into her human disguise, making her less of a target due to its shorter stature his visor opens in the process, showing he does not look happy about shooting at her. Cletus falls on top of Collin while Loona peeks out from her hiding place. Millie stabs Keenie's jetpack with the blade, causing the three of them comically stop in midair before plummeting. Loona sees them falling and shifts back to her hellhound form. She grabs Cletus' gauntlet and fires a missile towards a building where a couple where enjoying the penthouse pool, intending to use the pool to cushion the imps fall. Blitzo hears this and turns around, but a truck with a promotional Robo Fizz graphic (which shows they are on a blowout sale as Mammon doesn't want them anymore) pulls up right by him. Moxxie shoves Keenie away, while the building crashes to the ground in front of Loona. Millie and Moxxie fall into the pool then begin to make out after Keenie crashes beside the wreckage. Blitzo continues walking away, unaware of the battle that just occured. Cletus drags himself, Keenie and Collin away and uses the device to activate the portal to Earth. Loona grabs them and kicks them through the portal, confiscating their device. They end up back in the D.H.O.R.K.S. office, face-to-face with Agent One and Agent Two. Agent One is still in his Loona fursuit, and Agent Two has him on a leash while holding a coffee mug.

Agent Two: Soooo... how'd it go?

After what happened, Loona sent a text to Y/n, telling her what happened and how awesome it was. Y/n texted her congrats back.

Cut to Stolas' palace, while he's shown sitting on his bed with Y/n beside him for moral support, Stolas anxiously tapping his foot and twiddling his thumbs, looking troubled. N/n placed her hand on his shoulder to comfort him a bit. He smiled back to her as she did back. She left the room for a bit, leaving him alone to have a moment to himself. A bag is thrown over into his room, and Blitzo climbs up from the balcony, happily greeting Stolas.

Blitzo: Hi-dee ha hoo ha, Stolas! Guess what I got for us? [He grabs the bag and pulls it closer to Stolas.] I got lots of fun shit for us to play with tonight! [He digs through the bag and pulls out a large candle with "Dankee" written on it.] Like this extra large candle that smells like... [sniff] hooorny! [He pulls out a butt plug reminiscent of a gnome.] I got- I got whatever, uh, this little guy is. [seductively] But I'm sure there's some place in your cloaca we can stick it. And look at this bad boy! [He pulls out the Dragon Driller, activating the vibration.] HAHAHA!

Stolas looks at him, not particularly happy to see these items. Blitzo's smile slightly fades.

Stolas: Do you.. ahem- Do you have my book, Blitzo?

Blitzo: Yeah, uh, y-yeah, it's right here, I always bring it. Why do you...

Stolas: I... need it back. Permanently.

Blitzo is about to hand him the book, but clutches onto it.

Blitzo: N-N-Now hold on, Stolas. Come on. Is this because I've taken up skipping a few rounds with you in bed because I'm busy? That ain't fair. Alright, I-I can still hold up my end of the bargain. Alright? L-Let me show you a good time tonight. [He reaches his hand out to Stolas] You know I cannn..

Stolas: Please don't... say it like that, Blitzo. I-

Blitzo: Come onnnn, bitch. [He spreads Stolas' legs, causing Stolas to blush for a moment.] You know I don't disappoint~

Stolas: No, no, no, no. There's no need. [He gets up and starts to walk off] I've made up my mind.

Blitzo follows him and suddenly starts panicking.

Blitzo: Stolas, please! I-I need this book, please! [pause] I need this book, Stolas. I will do anything.

Y/n then shows up again.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n?

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo, my dad has something to ask you.

Stolas presents to Blitzo an Asmodean Crystal while levitating his grimoire.

Stolas: This is an Asmodean Crystal. It's registered in your name.

Blitzo: Uh, what?

Stolas: Asmodeus has his demons legally travel to Earth for work all the time. I made the case for you to own one. [He hands the crystal to Blitzo.] You will be technically under his jurisdiction, but you will be able to go anywhere you want in the human realm without fear of consequence. [He puts his grimoire back on the shelf.] Without breaking demon law. You no longer need my grimoire.

Blitzo: [sheepishly] What...

Stolas: You... no longer have any obligation to see me, to touch me, to bed me, you are... you are free of me.

Y/n nods in agreement of what her dad said.

Blitzo: I... don't understand. Why are you giving me this? Am I not, like, fucking you good enough? Because I-I can always- I can always do better--

Stolas: Blitzo, I'm giving you this because I care.... very deeply for you. And I have for some time. [He places the crystal onto Blitzo's glove, embedding itself into his hand.] But this transactional thing we have, it's not right anymore. It hasn't been. It never was. And now all I can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered to someone in such an unfair way... and not know how they feel. But I want you to continue to be who you are, your business. You don't have to stay here with me. [He removes his hat.] But... I want you to. I want you to stay here with me because you want to. Only if you want to.

Blitzo only blinks twice, before smiling with a confident tone.

Blitzo: Oooookay, alright, you're fucking with me.

Both Stolas and Y/n are visibly shocked by Blitzo's answer as they head up to Stolas's bed. Stolas then looks heartbroken and sad, his suspicions of his love not being mutual having been true. Y/n holds his hand in comfort as he gently holds hers close.

Blitzo: This is an interesting roleplay. Never done this one, but I can get into it. Alright, how's this, okay...

He turns around and looks back at Stolas with a dreamy expression, playing along with his notion that this is all a joke.

Blitzo: "Oh, Stolas. I'll stay with you. I love you sooo much, I-" [Stolas puts his hand up, signaling for Blitzo to stop, and putting his hat back on.]

Stolas: Thank you, Blitzo. For awakening me... for making me so happy. Even if only for a little while. [pause] I wish you the best with your business. [He walks off.]

Y/n follows him as well.

Blitzo: Wait, what? You were serious? Oh, hold on now, Stols. What the fuck? [Stolas and Y/n open the door and head toward the hallway, with Blitzo following them.]

Stolas: I have my answer, Blitzo. You needn't say anything. I have wanted you for so long, the fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, that your first instinct is that it's always... about sex. [A brief pause.] That's enough to know what this is. My owlet, N/n, is my moral support to help me through it.

Blitzo: [Blitzo looks offended by this.] What?! FUCK you, Stolas! You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you fucking kidding? [He busts open the doors and angrily approaches Stolas.] Can I get a FUCKING minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich ASSHOLE?!

Stolas and Y/n stop upon hearing that word as it echoes throughout the empty room. Blitzo walks around in circles before angrily approaching Stolas and his daughter Y/n as he continues his venting.

Blitzo: Treat me like one of your little butler imps?! You can't just dismiss me like that! [He begins tearing up.] I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this EVERY TIME, like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as IMPORTANT! Well, I'm not letting you, BITCH! LET'S GO!

Y/n stops after hearing that, glaring at what Blitzo said.

Stolas shuts down after Blitzo's outburst, and his lip quivers. Blitzo's expression gets less angry as he begins to process what he has said to Stolas and how he is taking this.

Y/n looks to her dad with sympathy and madness to Blitzo.

Stolas: Blitzo... I think so very highly of you... [His voice breaks and he begins to cry.] I didn't realize you think so low of me...

Blitzo's eyes widen in shock, realizing that Stolas' feelings were completely genuine.

Y/n came to her dad's side and hugged him in comfort as he hugged her back.

Y/n looked to Blitzo and she shook her head at him.

Y/n: Look at what you did, Blitzo.

Stolas: Goodbye, Blitzo. [He looks at Blitzo for the last time, with tears falling down his face, as Y/n glares at Blitzo for what he said to her dad.]

Blitzo: Stolas, Y/n, wait! I'm s- [He reaches out, but before he can apologize, Stolas and Y/n transport him outside of the palace, left alone in complete shock and confusion.]

Blitzo: What... the... FUUUUUUUUCK?!

Camera pans up at the sky as Blitzo screams out. Birds fly past as the episode ends.

After what happened, both Stolas and N/n hug each other to comfort how Stolas was. He cried as she held him close and comforted him as she could.

"Dad, I'm sorry that you had to go through that. You went through so much with him. And he's like this. You don't deserve it at all. I'm here with you if you need it." She quietly said to him.

She held him close. He hugs her back. He stops crying as he looks to her with a sad smile.

"Thank you, N/n. You and Via are my beloved daughters. I love you, my starlight." He said to her, with a bittersweet tone.

They both share a dad and daughter moment alone together like this.

Later on, Y/n texted Tom how her day went.

Y/n: Hey, babe.

Tom: Hey, baby. How are you?

Y/n: I'm alright, babe. Just helped my dad through something.

Tom: Oh, is he okay?

Y/n: Yeah, he's okay, he's just going through a break up of some kind.

Tom: Oh well then, I hope it all turns out alright.

Y/n: Thanks, babe. I'll be sure to tell him that.

Tom: No problem,  baby.

Y/n: I love you a whole lot, my loving sinner.

Tom: I love you back, my owl princess.

She giggles at this, she loved her Tom so much.

Y/n blushes at the texts.

While deeply thinking, that everything goes well for her dad and Blitzo.

Chapter 41: Apology Tour

The episode opens with water filling a large pool. Stolas and Y/n both lay down in a lounge chair beside a tea table under a royal tent in the garden, reading books with a cup of wine on a table next to them. Y/n was reading one of her spellbooks. Blitzo appears a little ways away, climbing over the brick wall.

Blitzo: Hello, hello, hello, Stolas! And Y/n! You have- AH!

Stolas and Y/n take notice, but both scowl at Blitzo for the harsh and heartbreaking words he said the night before. Stolas covers his face in his book as Y/n glares at the imp as Blitzo falls into the bushes, climbing out, yanking a carnivorous plant off of biting his foot as he walks up to talk.

Blitzo: Hey, You two haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you both a bunch of funny shit. So, what gives?

Stolas: We were hoping my lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now.

Y/n: Yeah, Blitzo. Can't you fucking leave my dad and me alone for a long while?

Blitzo: Oh, come on, Stolas and Y/n, we just had a rough night. 'Sides, you always want to hear from me. And you like my funny shit, Y/n.

Trying to get their attention, Blitzo uses his finger to press down the middle of Stolas' book so he and Stolas would be eye to eye. And gives a wink to Y/n. Stolas sighs as he closes the book in his hand. As Y/n glares him and she continues reading her magic spellbook.

Stolas: Blitzo. What is it you want?

Y/n: What the fuck do you even want from us, dumbass?

Blitzo: I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to Earth! 'Kay? So, Stolas, get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can fuck it! And Y/n, I'll keep it down so you won't hear us this time.

Blitzo climbs on top of Stolas as he speaks, but the latter does not reciprocate the intentions. Y/n uses her telekinesis to get him off of her dad. Stolas frowns at Blitzo as he gets out of the chair and moves to the tea table.

Stolas: [sarcastically] Wow. Poetry. I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now. And thanks for helping, owlet.

Y/n: No problem, dad.

Blitzo is shocked that his usual sexual advances isn't working on Stolas and how both Y/n and Stolas are now cold toward him.

Blitzo: Uhhh, I- Sh- Yeah, sure that wa- Okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit, Stolas. And Y/n, you and I are still, besties, right?

Stolas stops in his tracks, and turns his head to scowl at Blitzo, the sound effect of a crow cawing being heard. Y/n scowls Blitzo for how dumb he really is.

Blitzo: Come on, Stolas, we don't do words, we do sex!

Stolas: As shocking as this might seem, Blitzo- [eye twitches] I don't think I'm in the mood to [finger quotes] "do sex" with you. Especially with N/n watching us. In fact, we don't think we're even in the mood to do words with you! [walks off as Y/n closed her book and joins his side] So, how about you respect that?

Y/n: Like my dad said, shithead.

Blitzo: [follows] Oh, come on, Stolas and Y/n, You two can't mean that. You two always love seeing this.

Stolas: Seeing you right now is hard!

Y/n: My dad doesn't want to feel worse than he already does about you, don't you get it?

As Stolas puts down his book, he picks up two folded envelopes with the words "You're invited" on them as he gave Y/n hers as she accepted it.

Stolas: It's bad enough that me and N/n got an invite to this anti-Blitzo party- An honorary invite for being your freshest ex. And N/n, being a new invite.

Y/n nods and glares at Blitzo.

Blitzo: "Anti-Blitzo party"? Who the fuck's behind this?! [reaches for the invitation]

Stolas: Oh, it's entirely immature. I'd never indulge this nonsense, it's silly.

Y/n: You should know that, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Real silly. [rips invitation out of Stolas's and Y/n's hand] Real fucking classy.

Stolas: Kind of them to invite us, though. It might be rude not to make an appearance. And N/n is than glad to come to it. And her boyfriend, Tom is invited with her too.

Y/n nods at Blitzo as she looks around at the garden. 

Wanting to get to the bottom of this, Blitzo opens the invitations and is shocked to find who it's signed by.

Blitzo: Verosika?! Of course, that fucking bitch.

Stolas: We will say, it's rather concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitzo.

Y/n: What the fuck did you even do to get that, Blitzo? It would make someone wonder about it. 

Blitzo: Oh, please, [gives envelopes back] everyone hates me for shitty reasons. [sits at tea table] In the end, everyone's just bitter they couldn't tie this ass down. [puts legs on table] I'm too much imp to simp!

Stolas: You really think that's the reason?

Y/n: I don't think so.

Blitzo: Yessir and girl, they couldn't handle that I moved on.

Stolas: [walks up to table] Oh! So you're used to being the one who crushes others' feelings, hm?

Y/n: Kinda of a dick move of you, Blitzo.

Blitzo: If by [imitates Stolas mockingly] "crushes other's feelings" you mean- [slides finger across throat] end shit before it gets serious, then bingo. I'm doing everyone a favor because relationships are boring. And I have a big dick.

Stolas: [scowls] Oh, yes, very boring. So what are you doing here, then?

Y/n: Don't you just wanna annoy us?

Blitzo: Uh, I- Waiting for you to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now, Stolas! And for us to be besties again, Y/n.

Stolas: Get out! [points to the exit] Right now!

Y/n: Get out already!

Blitzo: What?!

Stolas: We're tired of this. I'm uncomfortable how you're speaking to us now.

Y/n: You fucking asshole.

Blitzo: Oh, come on, Stolas and Y/n. You can't tell me this isn't a fantasy of yours, Stolas. [gets up on the table] You want me to show your rich, prince-y ass what a real fuckin' is. [pulls on Stolas's robe]

Stolas: Stop it! [walks away]

Y/n: Stop being a pervert to my dad, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Ha! I'm right, aren't I? [gets off the table] You get off to getting plowed by people you look down on.

Stolas: We don't look down on you! How many times do I ha- When have I ever?! You speak just like that vile Striker friend of yours. The one who tried to kill me and make N/n watch and you couldn't be bothered to come help us. Remember him?

Y/n: You didn't even try to.

Blitzo: Hey, look- I do not sound like- I- And I didn't know he was capable- I- I stopped him the first time, didn't I?

Stolas: [chirps in surprise] The first time?

Y/n leers at Blitzo.

Blitzo: Yeah, the- [realizes he never told Stolas about Striker] Oh. Oops. I- Uh- No, who said tha- I- [scratches his head]

Stolas: You knew someone was trying to assassinate me and attack Y/n in the process?

Blitzo: I, I- I stopped him! And I- I really didn't think you two could actually get hurt, you're both immortal and shit! You're a fucking prince and a princess!

A shocked Stolas and a mad Y/n pick up their books and begin walking away together, with Blitzo following.

Blitzo: If me and my team could kick that guy's ass that easily, then I'm sure you'd both have no problem.

Stolas: I suppose you are right, silly me. It's not an imp's place to protect a Goetia, is it? And my daughter as well?

Y/n: Don't you know it, Blitzo?

Blitzo: And there it is. Took ya two long enough!

Stolas holds Y/n close to him.

Stolas: That's all you were waiting for, wasn't it? For us to play into this idea you have of us that I'm this prince who thinks he's so much better than you with a loving daughter that is a princess to take my place. Well, we don't! Why would we allow everyone to see how much I like you? How I've tried so fucking hard to spend time with you, to support you? How my owlet, Y/n, supports you. You don't owe us those things, but you can't just ignore all that!

Y/n nods in agreement to whst her dad told the annoying imp.

Blitzo: You know, Stolas... I've spent the entirety of this morning listening to love ballads, [grabs Stolas' hand and pulls him closer] and that was still the GAYEST thing I've heard all day! And Y/n would agree, right, Y/n?

Y/n rolls her eyes at him.

Stolas: [pulling away, further offended] Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do?

Y/n: Have you ever even apologized once in your life, Blitzo?

Blitzo: [whips his tail around in anger and seething] Oh, you two think I can't apologize?! [sniffles] For what?! You want me to be like- Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince could never love someone like me and bd best friends with his daughter and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about! [Blitzo breaks down slightly as he describes what he thinks Stolas wants of him and what Y/n thinkz of him now with a slighyly ruined frienship.]

Stolas: [bird chirps are heard as he and Y/n turn back to Blitzo, slightly surprised] Well, yes. That.

Y/n: *gives a bird chip sound as well* Yeah, like that.

Blitzo: ...Weeell, fuck you, Stolas! And I can, Y/n!  I can sorry the fuck out of people, just you two watch! I sorried Fizz so hard he cried! [Stolas and Y/n held each other's hand and walk up the stairs] And I can sorry more people, everyone but you! 'Cause I don't owe you dick! And Y/n, I have had lots of besties before you!

Stolas and Y/n slam the door on Blitzo.

Blitzo: Everyone but you two...

Cuts to Blitzo in his apartment laying on his couch, then getting up and getting a cup of coffee.

Blitzo: I can totally apologize to the people I've fucked with. [gets into his car] I mean how many people could there possibly be?

Blitzo writes up a list of names in order, with the fiirst 3 being: "Moxxie?", "Annoying Kid", "Southern Bitch". Blitzo is then seen knocking on the door of who is revealed to be Martha.

Martha: Yes? Oh. It's you.

Blitzo: Heeey, Martha, look, I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings and offer this?

Blitzo hands Martha an apology basket, consisting of wads of cheese, bottles of hot sauce, and a note saying "sorry", putting it in her hands. Behind her, Mrs. Mayberry, emerges from a bedroom, wrapped in a towel and sopping wet, just coming out of a shower. she flips her hair back before stopping in her tracks, noticing Blitzo. He looks at her, and smiles seductively at Martha, who turns to see a flustered Mayberry looking at them.

Martha: Yeah, that's fuckin' right.

Martha closes the door, and Blitzo pulls up the list again to cross off her name, along with two other new names: "Guy I Ran Over" and "Hot Bouncer".

Cuts to Agent One and Agent Two both looking bored, before Blitzo appears from a portal with a card that reads "Sowy :c" with a horse on it. Blitzo then winks at them and leaves, as they scramble to try and catch him. Blitzo crosses their names off the list and opens a portal to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring, where he gives Jesse flowers with the same sorry card, stomping on one of the people in the queue as he does. Afterwards, Blitzo is about to text an apology to Stolas and Y/n, but second guesses himself, deleting his message. In the Greed Ring, the mascot of Loo Loo Land is seen next to a campfire. Blitzo then appears in a stroller and stuffs the apology gift into his eyeball. Another portal opens on Earth as Blitzo tosses a gift into the pile of dead bodies in the site of the room he had a massive fight in at original D.H.O.R.K.S Facility. Cuts to Blitzo on stage at an acting awards ceremony in a dress and wig about to apologize to the audience. Blitzo then tries to text Stolas and Y/n an apology again, but holds back. Cuts again to the current D.H.O.R.K.S. Facility, where alarms are going off and Agent One, Agent Two, a 3rd Agent, a priest and The Cherubs (who are still recovering from their injuries) are poised around where Blitzo dropped off his apology card, weapons raised. Blitzo then opens a portal right behind Cletus to give him an 'apology' card, which instead just has a few insults directed at the Cherubs.

Blitzo: [closes the party invitation] All right, and now onto the exes, who are all in one place... [sighs] Yay.

Blitzo gives a worried expression as he rubs his crystal, which makes it generate a portal to Earth. Cuts to Earth where a portal is opened and Blitzo's car runs over a jack o'lantern.

Blitzo: Hey, buddy, you know where 666 South Maple Avenue might be?

Halloween Guy: Down that way, demon dude! Sick costume, bruh.

Grandpa: Hey, Happy Halloween! Oh, looks like you missed some makeup there.

Blitzo: Thanks! It's my face. [drives off down the road]

Cuts to inside the party with Stolas, Y/n, and Tom just arriving.

They were in their real demon forms.

Y/n and Tom holding hands while blushing at each other.

Y/n: This is a nice get together. Right, babe?

Tom: It sure is. Thanks for the special invite, baby.

Y/n: You're welcome, babe.

They give a kiss to each other as they blush.

Stolas smiles at them for their show of love for each other.

Tom: Want a drink, babe?

Y/n: Sure, babe.

Tom gets a pours himself and Y/n a drink and hands one to her.

Y/n: *Takes one* Thanks, babe.

Tom: No problem, baby.

They took a sip of their drinks.

Stolas: [pouring himself a drink] The one day a year the spirits can rise amongst the living and it's spent celebrating mutual pettiness.

Sailor Demon: Uh, what?

Stolas: Oh! Nothing! [laughs] I was talking to myself.

Sailor Demon: [sarcastically] Cool, man, I wish I was you... [walks off]

Y/n: *comes over to her dad with Tom by her side* You alright, dad?

He smiles to her.

Stolas: I'm alright, starlight.

She smiles back at him as Tom holds her hand and blushes.

Stolas starts drinking with the couple, as Verosika Mayday dances over, noticing Stolas, Y/n, and Tom.

Verosika: Hello, freshest ex and royal princess bestie! Stolas! Y/n! [kisses Stolas and Y/n on the cheek] How're you doing babies, you two holding up okay? *Looks to Tom* And who's this?

He smiles to her.

Y/n: Hey, Verosika. Haven't seen ya in a while. And yeah, we're doing alright. And this my boyfriend, Tom.

Verosika: Well, hey, cutie. I'm Verosika.

Tom: Hello, Ms. Verosika.

Stolas: Oh, we're fine, we felt it rude not to stop by. We don't get invited out much, but, we really shouldn't stay long.

Verosika: Well, I'm glad you three could make it, honey. [clinks her cup with Stolas', Y/n's, and Tom's]

Stolas: Well, this certainly beats the last Earth party N/n and I attended on Hallows' Eve. Right, owlet?

Y/n: Right, dad.

Cuts to worshippers torturing a blindfolded man, knife held over his chest. Stolas and Y/n are standing to the side, both looking bored while holding a drink in their hands.

Masked Worshipper: All hail the demon prince, Stolas. All hail the Goetia princess, Y/n.

Stolas: We were told there would be cake? [blood splatters onto him and Y/n which freaks them out.]

Y/n: I guess not.

Cuts back to Stolas and Y/n drinking their cups. Tom stares in concern at both of them.

Verosika: Speaking of cake, you guys wanna slice it?

Verosika pulls Stolas, Y/n, and Tom over to the Blitzo cake, with multiple arrows in its chest and a machete down its forehead.

Stolas: Oh... Eugh.

Y/n grimaced.

Tom raised an eyebrow at it.

Verosika: I like to start with the neck. [pulls out a knife] Or the dick.

Stolas: Eugh...

Y/n and Tom: Uh...

Verosika: You're right. Nobody wants his dick, anyway. [violently stabs the crotch of the cake which makes Stolas, Y/n, and Tom all uncomfortable.]

Stolas: I- I think we're content without slicing any of it.

Y/n: Same.

Tom: Yeah.

Verosika: Well, live it up, babies, you are with friends here. Fuck Blitzo in the fucking ass!

A crowd of Succubi and other assorted demons are seen cheering. Cuts to Verosika slicing the head off the cake while laughing. Y/n and Tom held hands and walked off for a bit. Stolas is shocked as more demons are seen torturing miniature toys of Blitzo, and walks away.

Blitzo: [enters the party] W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people? Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count.

Blitzo: [half-heartedly apologizing to random demons] Sorry for the comment I made at your sister's wedding, though she did deserve it, she's a whore. Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad.

Blitzo sees a piñata made of him hanging by a noose and quickly rushes to hide, grabbing a tablecloth to cover under.

Unicorn Costumed Demon: Hey!

Everyone nearby looks at Blitzo now hiding under the tablecloth though they don't recognize him quick enough.

Blitzo: He did it. [points at Dennis]

Blitzo quickly runs away.

Unicorn Costumed Demon: Way to go, Dennis. You fucking suck.

Unnamed succubus: Yeah, you suck, Dennis!

Cuts to Blitzo taking a peek outside, before hiding in a crowd looking for Stolas and Y/n. He sees Stolas off to the side and Y/n and Tom blushing and holding hands before realising Verosika is on stage.

Verosika: [laughs] Now-

Blitzo: Oh, shit-

Verosika: —It's time to hear from the special, new guest of honor of the night- Stolas! Get up here, and say a few words! And Y/n, why don't you help us out?

Y/n: Uh well, I guess could.

Tom: You got this, babe.

Stolas: [spits out drink] Oh, no. No, no, no. No. We're not really, um, hehe. [is pushed onto the stage] Uh, we really shouldn't, I-

Verosika: Tell us all about your experience with Blitzo. That cock-sucking motherfucker! C'mon baby, speak from your heart. We all here know how you feel.

Stolas: Um. Oh, ahahaha, um.

Stolas looks into the crowd for a moment before singing.

Stolas: ♫ I let you get too close ♫

♫ I let it go too far ♫

♫ Now I know, now I know ♫

♫ Now I know exactly what you are ♫

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

♫ A motherfucker ♫

♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

♫ A motherfucker ♫

Stolas: ♫ I don't think you meant to hurt me ♫

♫ 'Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all ♫

All: ♫ At all, at all, at all ♫

While singing this line, Blitzo slowly makes his way to the front of the audience, looking saddened.

♫ At all, at all, at all ♫

Stolas: ♫ At all, at all, to you ♫

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

All: ♫ The motherfucker ♫

♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

♫ The motherfucker ♫

Transitions to inside Stolas' mansion.

Stolas: ♫ I let it go too long ♫

♫ I let you go too deep ♫

♫ Now I know, now I know ♫

♫ Now I know there's one thing I can't keep ♫

Visual representations of the sun and moon appear behind Stolas.

♫ But I, I keep on waiting ♫

♫ Waiting to want you less than I do ♫

Transitions into a location with several mirrors with Blitzo's image hanging from the ceiling. Some them are smiling until Stolas reaches out to them, upon which they adopt a scowl.

♫ And I do, oh, I do, yes I still do want you ♫

♫ But maybe it's all on me ♫

♫ For missing every sign and every glance and every turn ♫

2 of the images of Blitzo turn into both Verosika and Vortex. As Y/n appears by their side.

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ No, no, no, he's a motherfucker ♫

Stolas: ♫ Maybe there's something here for us to glean ♫

♫ For you to teach and me to try and learn ♫

While singing that line, Stolas puts his hand on the picture and it shatters, along with the other ones.

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ No, no, no, he's a motherfucker ♫

Stolas: ♫ 'Cause I am not a thief, but you were mine to earn ♫

♫ What if I came on too strong? ♫

♫ What if I read this all wrong? ♫

♫ What if we just don't belong? ♫

♫ All this what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if ♫

♫ Why, why, why, why-why-why, makes me, burn! ♫

Purple flame billows around Stolas as the scene transitions back to him singing on the stage.

♫ Oh, I don't think you meant to hurt me ♫

♫ 'Cause I don't think it meant a thing at all! ♫

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ Well, did it? ♫

Stolas: ♫ No, not at all ♫

Verosika, Tex, and Y/n: ♫ Didn't mean a Goddamn thing ♫

All: ♫ At all, at all, at all ♫

Band: ♫ Didn't mean a, didn't mean a ♫

Stolas: ♫ At all, at all, at all ♫

While singing that line, Blitzo is seen teary-eyed, realising the weight of his actions and hides himself further under the tablecloth.

Band: ♫ Didn't mean a, didn't mean a ♫

Stolas: ♫ At all, at all to you ♫

All: ♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

♫ The motherfucker ♫

♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

♫ The motherfucker ♫

Transitions into an image of younger Blitzo and Stolas, which then tears in half to reveal their older selves, with Stolas pulling away first and Blitzo walking off.

♫ Na-na-na, na na, na ♫

Stolas: ♫ The motherfucker... ♫

Y/n comes by his side, smiling at him, as he smiled back at her.

Stolas and Y/n: Thank you for your time. [walk off the stage as the crowd cheers].

Y/n walks over to Tom, that was blushing red as they come closer and kiss each other.

Tom: You were awesome, baby

Y/n: Thanks, babe.

They cuddled close.

Cuts to Blitzo seeing Stolas, Y/n, and Tom walk back into the party.

Verosika: Alrighty bitches, let's get wild!

Blitzo: [sighs]

Cuts to Blitzo walking inside the building and up to a drunk Stolas. As a drunk Y/n and Tom held each other close.

Blitzo: Hey.

They see Blitzo and stares at him, shocked.

Y/n and Tom: Blitzo?!

Stolas: [spits out drink] Blitzo?! What are you doing here? You're lucky everyone is drunk or you would be murdered right now.

Blitzo: Ah, no, it's good I'm in a disguise.

Y/n: Yeah, right.

Stolas, Y/n, and Tom pull down the tablecloth on Blitzo to hide him, and the three walk him around while grabbing drinks.

Blitzo: Wow. I've never seen you throw 'em back like this.

Y/n: You just wanted to ask that?

Stolas: Came just to judge me and my daughter, is that it?

Blitzo: No, I just- This was the final stop on the apology tour I've been on today.

Stolas: Oh, yes, we recall. Everyone but us is getting your cheap apologies tonight, hm? Well, you certainly have your work cut out for you.

Y/n: *sarcasm* Yeah, nice work, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Look, how I acted this morning... It was fucked, okay?

Stolas: This morning? Ugh, why did you show up there? [falls backwards into Blitzo's arms] Why'd you show up here?

Y/n: Why are you even here?

Blitzo: You already asked that, but look, I-I just really need to... To talk to you two, to- to explain.

Stolas: Oh?

Y/n: Really?

Blitzo: I've always been real shit at sorries, 'kay? They're for pussies and no one fuckin' deserves them anyway, but I felt maybe you both actually needed one.

Stolas: [dramatically] Ooh, lucky me!

Y/n: Isn't that nice?

Stolas falls off of Blitzo's lap and even a feather comes off of him. Blitzo, Y/n, and Tom help guide Stolas over to the couch.

Blitzo: Oh, shit. Okay, what I mean is, I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, didn't really mean any of it. Because the only one I wanted to say it to... Was you, Stolas. And you, Y/n. As my bestie. I just... This whole thing we had going... I'm- I mean you're a fucking prince. And you're a princess, Y/n. How could you ever actually care for or want to be besties with an imp... Me? How could anybody?

Stolas: Blitzo. There is a crowd full of people here, who cared so much, they'd throw an entire fucking party about hating you, every year!

Y/n: Seriously, Blitzo. Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?

Tom: I kind of agree with that.

Blitzo: Stolas, Y/n, you two are better off without me. 'Kay? You both deserve so much... I don't even know why you would want to be with me or be besties with me.

Y/n and Tom look at each other while holding hands after hearing Blitzo say that.

Stolas: You wanna know what I want? I want to know what it's like, to not be alone. I want to be someone's someone. I want to feel wanted. But like, in a romantic way, like I'm standing out in the rain at a train station and someone is shouting: “Harriet! Don't get on that train, it's going to London and I cannot be without you!”

As Stolas continues the dramatic declaration, he stands up, catching the party goers' attention. Blitzo quickly covers his face to avoid being noticed. The party goers go back to what they were doing.

Blitzo: Oh, Stolas, that's... a rom-com.

Stolas: [sits back down] Oh, fuck you. The point is, I just... want someone to care if I stay or go. I want someone to want... me! To want to see me. To hold me. To look at me and think "You're the only one I want!" [sheds tears] "I desire to hold you and talk to you, and never let you feel so..." I want it like how N/n and her boyfriend Tom do.

They both look to Y/n and Tom, as they hold hands and blush at each other.

As Stolas spoke, Blitzo feels more and more guilty with how horrible he treated him and Y/n and when Stolas crouches down, he leans his hand to stroke him, but stops when Stolas sits up.

Stolas: You! Why are you here? We don't want you here, go home, please! Let me not feel so sad! [sobs, and then takes a deep breath].

Blitzo is about to say something when a succubus suddenly appears.

"Better than Blitzo" Guy: Hey.

Stolas: [startled] Oh! Hello.

"Better than Blitzo" Guy: Great song earlier. You have great pipes.

Stolas: [wipes away tear] Thank you.

Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sings fantastic, we're talking here!

"Better than Blitzo" Guy: Well, I just wanted to see if... [brushes back his hair] Maybe... I dunno... You'd wanna... Dance?

Stolas: You want... to... dance... with me?

"Better than Blitzo" Guy: [stands up] Yeah.

Stolas looks between both demons. Blitzo sighs and gestures for him to go.

Stolas: [excitedly] Okay!

Y/n and Tom look at each other.

Tom: *blushes* You want to dance with me, owl princess?

Y/n: *blushes* I'd love to, loving sinner.

They hold hands and walk off together.

Blitzo watches as Stolas takes the guy's hand and Y/n takes Tom's hand and leave the room to dance. Blitzo walks to the door and watches as Stolas and Y/n cheerfully dance with their partners before seeing Verosika walk up the stairs. He walks up the stairs and stands next to her, removing the sheet from his head.

Blitzo: Hey, Ver.

Verosika: [annoyed] So, an "apology tour", huh? You got a lotta balls coming here, Blitzo. [smokes cigarette]

Blitzo: Yeah, I know. Everyone here hates me.

Verosika: Yep. That's the point, dumbass.

Blitzo: So, what, you're waiting for your sorry?

Verosika: Oh, fuck you, you little prick!

Blitzo: Well, I'm sorry for always telling it like it is, sister.

Verosika doesn't reply. Instead, she just scowls at him and turns her gaze away, which annoys Blitzo.

Blitzo: What? I'm just being honest! I'm sorry for dumping ya! Sorry for not falling head over heels for you! Or that guy or, fucking Dennis or- or anyone at this stupid fucking party!

Verosika: Oh, you are so fucking SHITTY! Do you hear yourself?!

Blitzo: EVERYONE'S SHITTY! Hello, we live in Hell! Why am I suddenly the bad guy for sucking at relationships?!

Verosika: Are you expecting sympathy? [mockingly] Aww, poor Bwitzo, finawwy having to own that his actions affect other people's fee-fees! [scowls] Bitch, please.

Verosika then leans on the rails, and Blitzo does the same. after a second or two, Verosika continues.

Verosika: How do you think I felt? When the fun guy I was dating decided to just bail on me because I made the shitty mistake of saying I love... Ugh! It was the most embarrassing feeling. To be vulnerable for once and... you really just know how to send a message in the shittiest, fucking way.

As she speaks, Blitzo sits down, his legs poking through the rail bars, as he lets her words sink in, feeling, likely for one of the first times in his life, remorse.

Verosika: The worst part is you still make me feel like a bad person for being angry at you now.

Verosika kicks a bar off the rails. As she then sits down, she looks over at an imp throwing knives at a Blitzo shaped target, who then cries, another imp in a Beetlejuice cosplay comforting him.

Verosika: But, hosting this party, for everyone else you've dicked over? At least I can help others cope with the shit you did. [notices Blitzo's defeated expression] What? No snarky comeback?

Blitzo: No. You're right. I actually am, ya' know... sorry. I-I don't want to be this way. Not forever.

Verosika then gives a small smile, satisfied that Blitzo wants to change, before she looks to the dance floor, smirking.

Verosika: Looks like Stolas and Y/n are having a good time.

Blitzo: Yeah, well. They need it.

On the dance floor, Stolas dances with the succubus and Y/n dances with Tom. The latter flies up a bit to be at eye level, before he holds the Goetia prince, and catches him by surprise with a kiss. As Tom looks and holds the Goetia owl princess close and as they give each other a long, deep, and passionate kiss. Stolas returns in kind as they then depart, their tongues semi-wrapped with each other. While Y/n and Tom french kiss with their tongues wrapped around each other and have mouth to mouth. Blitzo stares on in shock at what he was witnessing, and Verosika's smirk grows.

Verosika: Oh, a really good time.

Blitzo: Oh, that bird-stealing cock bag! And that bird bestie stealing guy! [growls].

Verosika: Hold it, Blitzo. Y'know, if you wanna change, it just starts with saying: “Good for him, hope he gets laid.” And "Good for her and her boyfriend, I hope she gets laid and those two have a fun first time."

Blitzo continues to growl with jealousy as he watches the scene. Down below, Stolas and the succubus depart from their kiss as Y/n and Tom slowly pull away from their long kiss, and Verosika's words sink into his head, getting Blitzo to calm down. Verosika then hands a plate of Blitzo cake to Blitzo.

Verosika: Here, have some cake, fuckwad.

Verosika stands up and leaves silently. Over You starts playing in the background as Blitzo stares at his plate of cake. Sighing, he puts the plate down, puts on his disguise and walks down the stairs. he looks to an succubus drinking on the stairs, visible tears in his eyes. Blitzo then sees two female demons in the background pulling a Blitzo shaped piñata apart, and hugging each other. Blitzo then passes the dance floor, seeing Stolas and Y/n dancing, seeing them both happy. Blitzo leaves, closing the door behind him. As he walks, he passes other demons, including Wally Wackford who is handing out refreshments. Blitzo takes off his disguise and gets in his van. He turns on the radio, only for Over You to resume playing. Blitzo drops his head on the steering wheel, the horn blaring as the episode ends.

Chapter 42: Mission: Antarctica

The short opens up with a shot of a desk in the I.M.P Headquarters. A contract for an unknown target described as a man-eating beast is thrown onto the desk. The scene then changes to a portal opening up in Antarctica, with Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie falling out.

Blitzo: Ah, that was a big jump.

Millie: *whimpers*

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?

Millie: The client said it was near the research station.

Moxxie: Th-th-th-that research station?

Cut to an exterior shot of McMurdo station, its door is seen being repeatedly opened and closed. Blitzo exhales and starts shivering.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, that can't be good.

Blitzo: Oh sh- yikes, yi-

The station is full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.

Moxxie: What happened here?

Millie: These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this.

Moxxie: What and/or who could've done this? Let's becareful, sir. Y/n said that Antarctica is filled with interesting but dangerous animals.

A roar is heard outside the station, and Blitzo turns to see the silhouette of what the imps believed to be responsible for the killings.

Blitzo: Uh, that, probably. Was a probably an interesting but dangerous animal. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, I got it here.

Moxxie: Yes, sir. (gets in position)

Moxxie scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal running towards them.

Blitzo: Y-you got him, Mox?

Moxxie: Yes sir.

Blitzo: Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!

Blitzo starts firing at the monster, but fails to hurt it significantly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath and fires again, blowing the monster's head clean off.

Blitzo: Guess he met his match, heh-heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole.

Millie: Hold it, Blitzo. Look at these marks. They weren't made by no bullets. And here, bite marks.

Blitzo: Sh-sh-sh-shit! How many dangerous animals like Y/n said are there?

Moxxie: Uh, what? What's the problem? 

Blitzo: This slut wasn't running toward us!

Millie: He was running away... from something else...Like another animal.

Moxxie: Look!

Cut to a penguin on top of a glacier, with blood below its beak, angrily staring at the imps.

Blitzo: Drop him! 

Moxxie fires his sniper rifle and kills the penguin.

Blitzo: Shit. Did Y/n mention anything about penguins?

Moxxie: She did say that penguins are nice and cute but territorial.

A whole huddle of penguins show up.

Blitzo: Fuck, that's like ten. 

Millie: Well, maybe those ones are nice. Like Y/n said some are.

Penguin: (subtitled) Who are they?

Penguins: (subtitled) Who are they? Who are they?

Penguin: (subtitled) Who are they?

Penguin: (subtitled) *slurs*

Blitzo: They're not! RUUUN!

The penguins start following them by a colony consisting of hundreds. They show a mouth full of sharp teeth.

Millie: Mox! Come on!

The imps enter the research station and Blitzo barricades it with furniture. The huddle of penguins try to break inside, while saying slurs.

Moxxie: Sir, uh, could you get us out of here?

Blitzo is on the ground, rubbing the crystal, trying to make it work, while Moxxie is shooting at the penguins and Millie is holding the barricades.

Blitzo: (barely audibly) Fucking wrist crystal!

Millie: What's the hold up, Blitzo?

Blitzo: I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!

Blitzo throws himself around, doing various things to the crystal, attempting to activate it.

Blitzo: Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!

Blitzo grips the crystal with his teeth and falls down to the ground.

Millie: It's from Lust! You can't just brute-force it. You gotta treat it right. Caress it. Like Y/n mentioned.

Blitzo: I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit.

Millie: Use your tongue!

Blitzo starts licking the crystal out of obligation. Millie and Moxxie are staring at him with slightly disgusted facial expressions.

Moxxie: How do you not know how to do this?

Blitzo: Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!

Moxxie: T-Try spelling the alphabet! (blushes)

Blitzo: A... bleh, C- B!

Millie: With your tongue!

Blitzo: I knew that.

Blitzo starts licking the crystal while reciting the alphabet.

Moxxie: Oh for Satan's sake!

Moxxie shoves Blitzo's hand into his mouth and voluptuously tongues the crystal. Blitzo starts blushing.

Blitzo: Oh, damn. Y/n needs tell me more about this stuff when I see her again.

Millie: I taught him that.

The portal suddenly opens, and Moxxie wipes his mouth.

Moxxie: Can we go, please?

Blitzo looks at his hand covered with saliva, then looks at Moxxie before going through the portal. Moxxie looked embarassed, covering his hands over his face. Lastly, Millie jumps through the portal as the penguins breaks the barricade. Now back in Hell with Blitzo and Moxxie, Millie sees a gas canister which has ruptured and pulls out a matchbox.

Millie: Eat this, bitches! Hah!

Millie throws the lit matchbox through the portal and causes an explosion. She starts sadistically laughing, as the rookery scream in pain, and the research station blows up. Only a crater is left, and a lone penguin walks up to where the station once was.

Penguin: (subtitled) *SLURS*!!!!!

Chapter 43: Mission: Weeaboo-boo

Paper thwacking.

IMP File:

Target: Emberlynn Pinkle
Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA
Description: Gothy 20 something
Info:
She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.

The short begins with Blitzo on Earth, hiding in some bushes as he's talking to Millie on his phone.

Blitzo: Aw thanks Mills, but- I don't think I need backup to take down some suburban college girl. You enjoy that bullshit musical and stop trying to use me as an excuse to get out of it--Hey, look. If I had to sit through that miserable French hog shit, well so do you, okay? Bye, Mills!

Blitzo hangs up and then calls Y/n.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n, my bestie.

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo. What is it?

Blitzo: Could you give me advice on how to handle a 20 year old girl that's in college and likes gith stuff like you do?

Y/n: Try to handle her as smooth as you can. If she tries to get a lay on you, try topush her away as best you can. That's what I know about stuff like that ftom my experience.

Blitzo: Cool, thanks, N/n.

Y/n: No problem.

She hangs up as he does too.

Blitzo sneaks over to the house; he peeks through the living room window, seeing the target's parents watching TV and chuckles; he climbs up a tree and sees the target in her bedroom with her headphones on, watching a anime on her computer.

Blitzo: Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-Y-N-G-O. [chuckles]

Blitzo traverses the branch, opens the window and climbs into his target's room, just before pulling his knife and sneaking up behind her.

Blitzo [singing]: I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killing things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Just like Y/n said to.

As Blitzo moves to stab Emberlynn, he is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field.

Blitzo: Oof! Ow, what the FUCK?! [throws his knife at Emberlynn's demon-goat plushie as he's falling, landing it right between its eyes and catching her off-guard]

Emberlynn: AHHH! [she falls over, then looks at Blitzo up and down] Oh! [lovestruck] Ohh~

Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.

Mr. Pinkle: Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again.

Mrs. Pinkle: Why won't she leave?!

Back upstairs in Emberlynn's room.

Emberlynn: Oh my god! [gasps] What… are you?

Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch! [Blitzo charges, but only to get sent right back down due to Emberlynn's holy protection.] Fuck. How are you doing this? What is that?! Y/n didn't say anything about this.

Emberlynn displays her necklace proudly as she starts to explain.

Emberlynn: It's official merch from "Akuma no Otto". It's the pendant given to Setsuki in episode 5-6-9 that protects its wearer from- [she realizes something.] Wait, are you a demon? Like… [she points, with crazed look as her pupils getting small as she smiles.] a real demon?

Blitzo: Yeah, basically. Look, where did you even get something like-

Emberlynn: A demon? Here to steal a little kitten like me? [Emberlynn spins around, blushing.] Forced to be part of your demonic harem, "blushes".

Blitzo: Huh. Why d'you think I would do something like that?

Blitzo takes a look around Emberlynn's room and immediately sees just why--her walls and shelves are filled with monster-lover merchandise, from books like "My First Time with an Eldritch Horror" to a statue of a woman and a dragon together to a Cthulhu body pillow.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, you're one of those.

Emberlynn: So what's your name?

Blitzo: Uhhh. Blitzo.

Emberlynn: [leaning against another bookcase full of merchandise, biting her lips.] What are you gonna do to me, Blitzy-kun?

Blitzo: Uh. Apparently nothing while you're wearing that. Y/n never said anything about angelic heavenly magic items like that when I asked her.

Emberlynn: I don't feel like myself. Are- are you… putting some sort of- nasty spell over me? [Emberlynn leans herself against her bookcase, arching her back.]

Blitzo: [bewildered] What? No, I'm literally just standing here, lady. My bestie knows magic spells though.

Emberlynn: [gets on her knees] If you say so, master. I mean… [flips her hair, changing her tone into lustful.] daddy~ [Crawls over to Blitzo] But when you look into my eyes, [she crawls over to him before getting up] it's like I have no control over my…. No! [She seemingly leaning in to kiss him before slapping him across the face.]

Blitzo: [in pain from getting slapped] Ahh-haaah, 'kaaay.

Emberlynn: You demonic brute! I'm too pure a heart for you to corrupt!

Blitzo: [facepalms] Oh, thank fucking Satan.

Emberlynn: [excited] Satan? [blinks in excitement] Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice? [Gasps, rushes to her computer and starts typing her fanfic rapidly, the words coming at practically warp speed] But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I'm the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! [She stops typing and starts crawling over to Blitzo again] Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you'd rather have me! And you'd rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!

Throughout Emberlynn's whole rant, Blitzo is even more weirded-out than he was before, and at the end of it, he's finally had enough.

Blitzo: Ew. Lady look, I was sent here to kill you, alright? You were a bitch online one time, someone didn't like it, they put a hit on you, I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, oh well. And bestie, Y/n, told me strict ideas on how to handle girls like you too.

Emberlynn: You want to kill… meee? [Takes on a puppy-dog eyes look, which just annoys Blitzo even more.]

Blitzo: Oh yeah. Even more now. [Blitzo twitches his eyes]

Emberlynn: Of course! You want to take my mortal soul to Hell so that we can be together forever!

Blitzo: [facepalms again] Look, whatever gets you there. Can you just take off the necklace and hand over my knife? Let's make this fast like how Y/n said.

Emberlynn: Yes master! [Gasps] No, I mustn't. But I want you! My soul… but I'm destined for this!

Blitzo: Bitch, can we hurry this up?

Emberlynn: OHHHHH YESSS!

She uses Blitzo's knife to cut off the necklace, which dramatically flies through the air and out the open window, just before she hands the knife back to him.

Blitzo: Thanks.

Emberlynn: Make it quick, my demon prince! [bends backwards over his arm like she's in a tango.]

Blitzo sinks the knife right into her heart. Emberlynn gasps, just before she moans like she's having an orgasm. Blitzo is incredibly disturbed.

Blitzo: Eugh. Can you please stop enjoying this so much? Fuck. How did Y/n say to handle this?

Emberlynn: I will see you… on the other side… my- Blitzy-kun.

Bell tolls as Emberlynn lolls her head and dies. Blitzo stabs her several more times just for good measure, a completely done-with-this look on his face.

Blitzo: [unamused] Stab. Stab stab. I can't wait to tell Y/n.

Blitzo rubs the Asmodean Crystal, just before he steps through the portal back to Hell.

Moments later, Blitzo is back in his office at I.M.P Headquarters, on his cell with his client.

Blitzo: Hey, yeah, it's done. So you can go ahead and wire me that money now, and I'll go ahead and never think about this night ever again.

Then he calls Y/n.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n. Guess what your advice worked. I got that chick good like you said.

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo. That's cool. Just remember since she was a human, she's gonna get reborn as a sinner and you'll have to deal with her for the rest of your life.

Blitzo: Uh, okay.

Y/n: Okay then, bye, Blitzo.

She hangs up as Blitzo lowers his phone at the thought.

Suddenly a voice is heard outside the office window, and both Blitzo and Loona get wide eyes.

Emberlynn: I'm here, Blitzy-kuuun!!

Blitzo peeks out the window and finds to his horror that Emberlynn has become a catlike Sinner Demon and is right across the street from his place of work!

Emberlynn: I saw your billboard! I'm here for you, my love! I'll be by your side forever! BLITZY-KUUUN!!!!

Blitzo slides down from the window, creeped out about how Y/n was right about Emberlynn coming back, with her finding him, and about how she's still obsessed with him.

Chapter 44: Mission: Chupacabras

The short opens up with a familiar shot of a desk in the I.M.P Headquarters, with a picture of Blitzo walking through a forest visible on the left.

File thwacks onto desk.

IMP File:

Target: Gerardo Velazquez
Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico
Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila
Info:
I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making a hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak.

The short properly begins with Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie going through a portal and arriving in Mexico at night.

Blitzo: Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us too long to-

A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.

Blitzo: What the f-

Soon the group are surrounded by goats. Blitzo pushes a goat away from him.

Blitzo: What the fuck are these things?! Are these the animals Y/n was telling us about?

Moxxie: I want to say these are earth goats, sir. Like Y/n said before we came.

Blitzo: I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way! Y/n won't mind.

Blitzo picks up goats and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house. The lights inside the house turn on, and a man goes outside to see the commotion.

Gerardo: Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?!) Que carajo!? (What the Hell?!)

Gerardo sees the Imps killing his goats.

Moxxie: Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!

Gerardo: *puts his hat on* El Chupacabras!

Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume.

Blitzo: Shit! Scatter! I gotta call Y/n.

He calls Y/n on his phone.

Y/n: Hello.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n. Could you come here to Mexico on Earth to help us out? 

Y/n: What?

Blitzo: Pretty please?!

Y/n: *sighs* Alright.

They both hang up.

Gerardo continues firing at them, as I.M.P escape. Millie has a goat right in her mouth, while Moxxie is looking a little worse for wear, being dragged by a goat before getting up. Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, but the goat struggles to move.

Blitzo: Run, you stretched asshole!

The goat collapses under Blitzo's weight.

Blitzo: Dammit! *Gets hit by a thrown sandal* Augh!

Mrs. Velaquez: Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta... (piece of shit Chupacabra...)

A stunned Blitzo widely stares at her, before realizing she took off her other sandal and hurled it in his direction. The sandal hits him square in the head.

Blitzo: Ay caramba, he brought the big guns. Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let’s just get 'em tomorrow.

Blitzo opens a portal with the Asmodean Crystal.

Moxxie: *swaying in place because of the beating he took* You got it, sir. Wooooah- let's go, Millie!

Millie goes through the portal and grabs Moxxie by his head to pull him through as well. Blitzo tries to run away but trips over another goat. Blitzo fires his gun wildly, hitting a truck and causing the outhouse to blow up.

Blitzo: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!

Blitzo rides the blastwave of the explosion, but before he can get to the portal, he gets hit by a burning goat, knocking him out. Everything goes black.

Blitzo: Augh!

When Blitzo wakes up, he finds himself locked in a cage and dressed up in a chupacabra suit.

Blitzo: What the... efff?

He looks outside to find that it's the next morning and Gerardo has turned his farm into a small festival that has drawn a crowd, and he is currently up on stage announcing his "find".

Gerardo: Vengan todos! (Come one, come all!) Señores y Señoras! (Ladies and gentleman!) Pásenle, pásenle! (Step right up, step right up!) ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra! (Come and see an AUTHENTIC Chupacabra!) Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night!

Y/n teleports herself out from a portal with her human disguise on wearing a mexican dress.

She looks around and then sees Blitzo.

Y/n: Que pendejo, Blitzo.

She spoke spanish and went over to the crowd.

Blitzo: A chupa-what!?

A kid with ice cream brings his hand closer to Blitzo. Blitzo slaps the ice cream onto the kid's face.

Blitzo: Look buddy, I’ll have you know that I am a dignified-

Gerardo: No hablo Inglés. (I don't speak English.)

Blitzo: What? You were just speaking-

Gerardo stuffs a goat plush in Blitzo's mouth.

Gerardo: Everyone! Watch this monstruo (monster) suck the blood from the goat!

The crowd take interest in the scene before them, until Blitzo spits the plush out, which gets stuck between a Mexican lady’s cleavage. Blitzo then throws another ice cream cone in a kid's face.

Blitzo: Look, asshole! The only sucking I do is on cocks-

Gerardo shoves a rooster in Blitzo's mouth, which he spits out.

Blitzo: EUGH! Not that kind! Pussies-

Gerardo shoves a cat in Blitzo's mouth, which he spits out.

Blitzo: FUCK! Dammit I'm doing a bit! And cloacas, ah…

He looks as if he expects Gerardo to shove something in his mouth again, only for him to blankly stare at him.

Blitzo: Now if you don’t mind, I-

Gerardo shoves an iguana in Blitz's mouth, which he yet again spits out.

Blitzo: OH!! I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND! Hang on.

Blitzo looks for his gun, only to see that Gerardo has not only taken it and has it in his hand, but also has his glove with the Asmodean Crystal on his left hand.

Y/n saw this too.

Blitzo: Fuuuuuuuuck me.

Y/n: Fuck.

A van arrives, and two people wearing giant sombreros and moustaches step out before taking them off, revealing themselves to be Agents One and Two of D.H.O.R.K.S..

Y/n could see them arrive.

Agent One: Alright. We gotta secure the scene. We heard that there's a real "chupacabra" here?

Gerardo: Yes, over here! Hundred pesos please.

Agent Two: Señor, we are with the government.

Gerardo: Hundred. Pesos. *glares at them*

Agent One: Right. So uhhh… How much is that?

Agent Two: Five dollars and sixty nine cents.

Agent One: Uhh, you have any cash on you?

Agent Two: Who has cash anymore?

Agent One: You paid the tip with cash at brunch the other day.

Agent Two: Yeah, that’s all I had. Why don’t you pay him? I bought us the coffee this morning.

A little goat approaches Gerardo. Gerardo picks it up into his arms and pets it.

Agent One: Are you really pulling that card in front of this fine man and his fine goats? No, what? I literally never have cash in my life. You're always the one who pays cash.

As the agents and Gerardo argue, the little goat walks over to Y/n as she sees Blitzo who is biting the metal bars of the cage.

Y/n: Hey, little guy! Yeah, I know that dumbass killed some of your family earlier, but look; If you help us out of this little pickle, I’ll make it up to you, little guy!

She pets and feeds the goat with a piece of cheese she took from Blitzo. The goat bleats, much to her joy.

Agent One: Sooo, can you take caaard, or...

The goat headbutts Agent One in the crotch.

Agent One: OW! Ffff-uck, you stupid goat!

Gerardo: YOU INSULT MY GOOOAT?! YOU PAY WITH YOUR LIIIIIIIIFE!

Gerardo takes out Blitzo's gun and aims it at Agent One. The D.H.O.R.K.S. take out their guns and aim it at Gerardo.

Agent One and Two: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

As Agents One and Two clamor, all three gun-holders alternate who they are pointing their guns repeatedly. Gerardo switches from aiming Blitzo's gun at Agent One to Agent Two, while Agent One and Two switch from aiming their guns at Gerardo to each other.

Y/n watches with interest.

As Gerardo is about to fire, Blitzo's gun heats up and burn's Gerardo's hand, causing him to yell in pain and drop the gun. As the gun hits the ground, it goes off. The bullet hits the windmill, ricochets off the bars of Blitzo's cage and flattens one of the tires of the D.H.O.R.K.S. van, causing the alarm to go off. The windmill breaks and lands on Gerardo, killing him in seconds.

Gerardo: Estoy... muerto. (I'm... dead.) Bleh.

As Gerardo dies, Agent One leaps into Agent Two's arms.

Agent Two: Oh dear god.

Agent One: DEMON GUN!!

The agents repeatedly fire at Blitzo's gun as the little goat walks over to Y/n, giving her back Blitzo's crystal.

Y/n: Hey, thatta boy, little guy!

She gives the Asmodean Crystal back to Y/n.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck, thanks, Y/n.

Blitzo spits on the crystal as it activates and opens a portal. Blitzo is seen on the top of the cage, catching the agents attention.

Blitzo: Hey dipshits! Remember meee?

Agent Two: It's him!

Agent One: Get him!

The D.H.O.R.K.S agents fire at Blitzo, who crawls out of the way. He then grabs his gun back from the goat and runs to the barn. He's stopped in his tracks as a bullet nearly hits him. Ultimately, he makes a big jump towards the barn's window, climbing farther up the barn as the bullets tear through the window. He reaches the roof and tears the "100 Pesos" ribbon off the barn. A bullet shatters a glass window, and the shards land on the audience.

Crowd: Chupacabra! Haaay! ¡Me gustaaa! (Yaaay! I like iiiit!)

Blitzo: Yeah, bitch! I'm the fucking "chupra-ca-dupra"! And I'm here to fuck you aaaall!

Blitzo fires his gun in the air, causing the goats to stampede and the crowd to panic.

Someone in the crowd: Oh my god, everybody run! He's got a gun!

Mrs. Velaquez: ¡¡Aye dio mío!! ¡¡¡Tiene pistola!!! (Oh my god!! He has a gun!!!)

As everyone runs away, one of the crowd loses his camera and his hand to one of the goats. Agent One is accidentally shot in the leg by a goat that's gotten a hold of Gerardo's rifle. Agent Two tries her best to get Agent One to his feet, but another goat has started on her jacket, and Agent One flashes his badge in a futile attempt to get everything back under control.

Y/n watches with a smirk.

Agent One: We got badges, we're legit! We’re important! Get out of our way!

Agent Two: Agent One! Get over here!

Agent One smacks the goat that's trying to eat Agent Two's jacket, just before he gets his badge eaten by another goat. More goats quickly swarm the agents.

Agent One: No! More goats!

The goats have Agent Two on the ground, and one of them is trying to eat her hair.

Agent Two: Oh my god, run! What are you do--!

Agent One crawls away, just before he runs into the goat he smacked, who promptly smacks him back. The two finally make it to the van and climb inside.

Agent Two: Do not trip! Do not trip! Come on!

One of the goats leaps onto the window and freaks Agent Two out.

Agent Two: AHHH! Too many goats!!! Oh, too many goats!

Agent One: Oh my god, more goats!

The D.H.O.R.K.S. finally get their van in gear and drive off. One last spectator remains, and he's scared off by another goat.

Y/n quietly laughs at this.

She and the little goat are on the roof with Blitzo in the aftermath of the chaos. Y/n pets the goat for its help.

Y/n: Amazing work there, lil' buddy, little guy.

Blitzo: You really helped my little red ass out. And for that I'm making you an honorary I.M.P V.I.P uh… associate.

Blitzo takes out a sticker, licks the adhesive, and gives it to Y/n as she sticks it onto the goat's forehead. Blitzo then activates his Asmodean Crystal and goes through the portal with Y/n as she pulls him in through.

Y/n pets her new little goat friend one last time. 

Y/n: Here, have a sticker. You've earned it. See ya, you adorable little guy!

Blitzo: Ha ha! Nyonk! Later!

The goat walks to the edge of the roof and intently stares at the other goats who have gathered below. Later that night, we see that the little goat has become the leader of a Cult of the Lamb-esque demon cult, and is in a black cloak with a horned hat as the rest of goats bow to it.

Little Goat: *Bleats*

Chapter 45: Ghostf**kers

The episode begins with Millie being her typical joyful self, humming to herself carrying cups of coffee and a Frappuccino to her office at I.M.P Headquarters. She exits out of the elevator and greets the demons that are inside, including some of Verosika's crew.

Millie: (to Josh and Milky) Howdy, Mister! (to Kiki) Fine mornin'!

Millie kicks the door open.

Millie: Another day in paradise!

Upon entering, Millie realizes that her office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona looking tired and miserable, sleep deprived while holding a stuffed owl over a fire barrel. Loona hears the door open, but doesn't open her eyes, and responds to Millie while she throws the owl into the fire bin.

Loona: Oh shit, it's morning.

Millie closes the door.

Millie: Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?

Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired.

Loona: Blitzo brought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned (whispering in stress) all of them.

Loona downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away. There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.

Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!

Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going have to burn more taxidermy owls.

Loona: (tired and distressed) Fuuuuuuck.

Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-

Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.

Wally: (From behind the door) Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.

Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzo ordered.

Millie: Blitzo is still sulking? It's been over a month. (throws clipboard away) And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night.

To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her husband. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down.

Millie: Honey...? You okaaay?

The scene shows Moxxie in a complete frenzy because the table and floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's reckless overspending.

Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!

Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.

Moxxie: The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!

Moxxie is so stressed that he crawls over and cries. Millie comes over to calm him down.

Millie: Come on, baby. It can't be that bad.

Moxxie: He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!

Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens them to reveal not taxidermy owls, but stacks of collectible dinner plates that has a real-life horse.

Millie: Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape.

Moxxie: Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a (knocks down stacks of paper next to him) FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!

Millie: I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but… you think I should talk to him?

Moxxie does not answer because he's still in panic attack mode, rambling over the financial crisis they are in. He gets off the table and looks at one of the papers, crying in sorrow.

Moxxie: We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions.

Millie leaves Moxxie over so he can get over his panic attack and moves around the boxes to check on Blitzo while Moxxie is mumbling over, ignoring his wife. While she looks around the boxes, she hears Blitzo calling to Loona over Moxxie's mumbling.

Blitzo: Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!

Moxxie: [Muffled] We- we're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S HIS FAULT!

The scene switches to Blitzo, looking even more miserable than Loona, as he's laying on blankets and large pillows, stuffing himself with processed cheese spread and a box of ice cream. From a different point of view, he would look obese. He eats his ice cream and cheese spread while watching a porn movie series called "Ghostfuckers" starring Bethany Ghostfucker. She navigates around a spooky room with more sexual gestures.

Bethany: Oh, ooh, okay. I am getting a real sexy energy from this room! Oh, there is definitely a fuckable spirit here.

Blitzo: Yeah, get that spooky ghoul cock, bitch.

Millie: Blitzo?

Blitzo overhears Millie calling to him, and the scene switches to reveal his door has chains bolting the door shut and a paper saying "FUK OF" taped to it.

Blitzo: Go away!

Millie: I'm comin' in.

Blitzo: Read the chains!

Unfortunately, the door is a pull, and Millie opens the door without any difficulties, but irritation is written all over her face. As she turns the TV off, Blitzo's annoyed face is shown in the reflection.

Millie: Blitzo, what are you doing? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever.

Blitzo: I'M COPING!

Millie: Yeaaah well...You've "coped" away every dollar we had.

Millie sits at the blankets next to Blitzo who is playing with his spoon and flicks it until the spoon stabs one of the boxes while explaining his reasoning.

Blitzo: Those plates are collectables, Millie. I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish.

Millie: Mmmkay. You know, my mama always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off.

While Millie was talking, Blitzo gets the remote with his feet before using his tail to turn the TV back on.

Blitzo: I don't need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, Millie. I need to watch the Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feelings til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first.

Blitzo fills his ice cream box with an entire can of processed cheese spread and then stuffs it into his face to suck in the entire ice cream from the box before eating it whole.

Millie: I don't get it, Blitzo. All this over a breakup? And Y/n not being your bestie anymore?

Blitzo: IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! AND I MISS MY BESTIE! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will. And I miss my close bestie, Y/n, a lot.

Millie: Ohhh, Blitzo.

Before Millie talks any more to get Blitzo over with his not-breakup with Stolas and non bestie relation with Y/n, the phone rings from the reception room, and Blitzo answers it.

Blitzo: What?!

Loona, still tired and miserable, is at the reception desk.

Loona: We have a client.

Blitzo: Tell them to FUCK OFF!

Just as Blitzo is about to end the call, Millie quickly calls back to the reception desk, telling Loona not to.

Millie: Don't! I'll be right there.

Millie exits out of Blitzo's office to come across Loona, still tired and miserable, listening to the most boring conversation with the Sinner Demon client named Rita, who was ranting on and on about how she was killed and being sent to Hell for something bad.

Rita: You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday. I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was... (slams the box) HELL!

Loona did not listen fully, and nods only to pretend she understands.

Loona: Mhm, mhm, interesting.

Loona notices Millie and grabs her to bring her in front of the client so she wouldn't have to deal with any more nonsense from Rita, much to Millie's anger. Millie turns to the client.

Loona: Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you.

Millie: What's going on?

Rita: Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-

Loona: No, no. Fast forward to who killed you.

Rita: Ohhh, m'okay. Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel.

Millie and Loona look incredulous when the client claims to be killed by a evil ghost. They are confused because they know that there are no such things as ghosts since they're all demons, and if a human soul dies on Earth, they either go to Hell as Demons or Heaven as Angels.

Millie: Um. Ma'am. I don't know how to tell you this, but when humans die they either end up here…or up there.

Rita: Ohhhh, okay. (inclined her head) I don't understand.

Loona: She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady!

A red alert light breaks through Blitzo's door windows, indicating that Blitzo heard everything from the office. Then, Blitzo smashes down the door going through to see if the client was telling the truth about being killed by a ghost, visibly enthusiastic.

Blitzo: Ghost!? I heard ghost. Where's the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?

Millie: Blitzo, calm down! Someone killed this lady but it wasn't-

Blitzo does not want to hear any objections and gets right into her face.

Blitzo: Millie! Let me have this.

Millie: But-

Blitzo really wants to "hunt" the ghost so much he pulls out his freebie card that said, "Uncondituinal Support", which reveals that whenever Millie and/or Moxxie choose to support him they punch a hole in it. After 6 punches he leaves them alone for one date. Knowing that Blitzo needs to get over with his not-breakup, Millie takes a deep breath and sigh. She takes the freebie card and punches a hole with her knife.

Blitzo takes the card back and comes over to the client, asking questions about her killer.

Blitzo: Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness. How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?

As Blitzo escorts the client out of the office, Millie is relieved Blitzo is back to his usual self, and turns to Loona, who is sleeping until her nose forms a bubble, and when the bubble pops, Loona is jolted awake.

Blitzo then came out looking exciting.

Blitzo: Oh fuck! I should call Y/n to see if she can come.

He gets out his phone and calls her.

She picks up.

Blitzo: Hey, Y/n!

Y/n: What is it, Blitzo?

Blitzo: There's a new mission today. Can you come with us this time?

Y/n: I can't this time, Blitzo. My dad is teaching me and Via very important magic spells today. Ones that could be powerful and save lives one day. So I can't today, Blitzo.

Blitzo got a sad look.

Blitzo: Oh...well, okay. You're still my bestie, right?

Y/n: Uh, whatever you think, Blitzo. I got to get back to magic training,. Bye, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Bye, Y/n.

She hangs up as he did.

He has a sad look but tries to act happy again.

He walks back to the others.

Millie: Well. At least he's out of his office!

The scene cuts to outside of the headquarters with Millie bringing down a box full of stuff that said "Gost Fokrz! Shit", meaning that Blitzo is stocking up with random ghost catching gear and equipment to "hunt". As Millie sets the box down, Loona leans against the wall, looking concerned of how the job is going to play out.

Loona: I don't know if this is a good idea. If Y/n was here, she would say the same thing.

Millie: He'll be fine. I'm sure Y/n would agree. We'll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitzo will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on Moxxie, he's a little-

To prove her point, the camera zips up to show Moxxie still in complete distress over the possibility of a bankruptcy which may also ruin his career and job. Moxxie was going bonkers to the point he smacks his head to the window, making it crack and ripped his shirt off.

Moxxie: BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!

Millie cringes at the sight of Moxxie's panic attack.

Millie: Upsetti.

Loona: I don't take orders from you, grandma.

Millie looks despondent and almost like she's begging Loona to do it.

Millie: Look, I can't keep both of them out of trouble at the same time. I need your help.

Loona looks away, unsure.

Millie: Please?

Before Loona can respond, Blitzo drives the I.M.P van with its logo being replaced with a picture wallpaper dubbed them as "Ghost Fuckers" to come pick up Millie.

Blitzo: Get in loser, we're going ghost fuckin'!

Seeing how much Blitzo is going crazy with his not-breakup and his obsession to "hunt" the nonexistent ghost, Loona relents.

Loona: Ugh. Fine. I'll watch the nerd. But you're the one cleaning off the van.

Millie is glad Loona can watch over Moxxie until they come back and gets inside the van.

Millie: Thanks... Loona.

Loona: Don't get used to it!

Millie takes the front row seat and buckles up as Blitzo activates the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Earth at the place where their client was killed.

Blitzo: Let's gape this hole wide open!

Blitzo floors it to make a very quick entrance through the portal. The van's tires screech as the vehicle zooms right through the portal. Unfortunately, when the van zips in, a crash noise occurs on the other side. The camera slides over to the other side of the portal where the distance between the van and the destination was very short, and the Imps crashed into a gravestone with a skeleton being lodged between the broken hood and the stone.

Blitzo: (weakly) We're here.

Millie gets out after the unfortunate crash and Blitzo looks around to see if they're in the right location.

Blitzo: Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?

Blitzo turns around and sees the most Halloween dramatic scene of the One Star Wonder, a creepy old hotel in the graveyard with lightning striking in the scene. Spooky music plays off. The hotel looks like it's been haunted with something paranormal, covered with broken windows and cobwebs.

Blitzo: (chuckles excitedly and rubs hands together) Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits.

Blitzo opens his broken van door and checks on the box to get the equipment he'll need to "hunt" for the nonexistent ghost while Millie looks concerned over his erratic behavior.

Blitzo: I gotta get a reading.

Millie: Blitzo, look. I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality. You do know ghosts aren't real, right?

Blitzo: (flashing a light to his face) But they are.

Blitzo gets back to looking through his stuff, which makes Millie more agitated to borderline angry, causing her to smack her palm to her face.

Millie: Oh my fucking Satan.

Blitzo gets the gear he needs; a "Ghostfucker" dildo that was supposed to "detect" the ghost, and a vacuum, which is actually a vacuum and not a real ghost capture machine. Millie looked confused.

Millie: What is that?

Blitzo: You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's Ghost Sucker 9000. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you…off. Only set me back a couple thousand!

Millie is outraged that not only did Blitzo spend the work's pension for his taxidermy owls and collectible horse plates, but he also bought the Ghostfuckers merchandises that costs another thousand, leaving them closer to bankruptcy.

Millie: A couple what?!

Pissed, Millie picks up a bone and throws it at Blitzo for his careless spending.

Millie: You haven't paid me in a month!

Blitzo turns on the vacuum and sucks the bone in before it can hit him.

Blitzo: Uh oh! Looks like it sucked *playfully sucks on Millie's cheek with the vacuum hose* all the fun outta you. Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves.

As Blitzo walks away in excitement, Millie is getting more riled up with Blitzo's shenanigans to the point that she wants to take a knife and stab him hard. She takes another deep breath and exhales to calm herself because Blitzo needs to "hunt" ghosts to get his spirits back up.

Millie: He needs this. He needs this. (strained) He needs this.

Millie keeps her nerves and follows Blitzo. Upon entering the hotel, lightning strikes behind the Imps who are now in disguises. Blitzo turns on the dildo to "detect" any ghosts, until it comes in contact with the hotel manager, Rolando.

Rolando: Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. (tilts head) How may I help you today?

Blitzo: (in a valley accent) We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump.

Rolando: (grabs Blitzo's info card) Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks. (adjust glasses and examines the card) I can't just give you keys to every ba-

Rolando lowers the card and sees Blitzo matching the poorly drawn face on the card.

Rolando: Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show...

Blitzo: It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot.

Rolando: No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately.

Blitzo: What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?

Rolando: (slams 3 crime scene photos on the desk) The kind that are killing my guests!

In the crime scene photos, there are three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilled out, and the third was decapitated.

Millie: Well there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts. But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests.

Blitzo: (in a valley accent) Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man.

Millie: (strained) They're a conspiracy, Bethany.

Blitzo: (in a valley accent and raised his butt in the air) Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?

The lights in the building start to flicker spookily, which frightened Blitzo.

Blitzo: Ah! Where's my lube?

Rolando face-palms himself over their idiocy, and gets to the point.

Rolando: Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop.

Blitzo: (in a valley accent) Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.

Rolando digs through his draws and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms. He gives them to Blitzo.

Rolando: Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind. (swipes off some condoms on his desk) They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this.

Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitzo and Millie peeks over to check. Turns out, there is a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo the Igor behind the counter. Blitzo and Millie grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form.

Blitzo and Millie: Eugh...

Toledo tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere.

Toledo: Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!

Rolando: Poor thing can't even blink.

Blitzo: (in a valley accent) No promises! Heh. Come along Mil…ton.

The scene cuts to the hallways with Blitzo and Millie investigating the rooms for any signs of ghost. As they get past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes move to follow their movement like a Scooby-Doo scene. Millie is concerned that Blitzo is just using the job as an excuse to hide his emotions from his not-breakup, walking past a ringing phone with its cords cut off.

Millie: Blitzo, we have a job to do. (old telephone ringing) Someone killed that lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-

Blitzo: Woah! Mils, just ‘cause you're a hick does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly. (poking Millie with the dildo) They hate that word.

Millie: I- what? What "F"?

Blitzo quickly placed his finger to shut her up.

Blitzo: Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading.

Blitzo turns to the dildo device to a hotel room that he was sure there are ghosts he can "hunt". He takes out the keys and is about to unlock the door before Millie jumps in front of him to stop Blitzo from opening it.

Millie: Hold on, there might be someone in there!

Blitzo: Yeah, you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si... I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!

Blitzo does not want to hear any more objections from Millie and unlocks the door, kicking it wide open with the vacuum ready to snare the ghost inside.

Blitzo: LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!

Turns out, there are no ghosts, but an elderly couple in bed reading their books. Blitzo turns the vacuum to the couple and sucks in the blanket and the books, which makes the couple shriek in fear in their underwear.

Blitzo: (in a valley accent) Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane (gets on bed and flips them off) BITCH!

The couple are so scared that the husband hugs his wife to comfort her.

Husband: Oh my, Dolores!

Millie walks right in and stops Blitzo.

Millie: Damn it, Blitzo, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans! (turns to the husband) No offense.

The husband takes that as an insult and gets off the bed with his fists ready to duke it out with the Imps. He brings his hands into a boxing form.

Husband: Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!

Millie does not want to deal with an old man who couldn't even fight back and turns to Blitzo.

Millie: (sighs) Let's leave these two-

Before Millie can even finish her sentence, a fist came right into her face and punched her so hard that she flew back and crashes into the wall, making a hole of her figure behind.

Millie: OOF!

It turns out the feeble old man is not so weak and helpless as it seemed since he just cratered Millie into the wall. Blitzo was flabbergasted that the old man could deck Millie to a pulp with a single left hook. His eyes wide and mouth agape at the sight of the punch.

Husband: I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!

The husband notices Blitzo behind using his vacuum to "suck" him in evne though he isn't a ghost.

Blitzo: Look out Millie, he's a patriot!

Dolores points at him.

Dolores: Get him Harold!

Harold tries to make a left hook at Blitzo, but he dodges it and punched Harold back before he flees, crashing into the wall Millie went through, leaving a hole of his figure behind. Blitzo grabs Millie and they started running. Dolores comes out of the room.

Dolores: Get back here you red, little shit! Get back here! (grabs her walking cane and starts running after them) AHHHHH!

From there, a funky music called A Spooky Kind of Love starts playing. Delores was still searching for the demons through the hallway. As Dolores walks past a housekeeping cart, Blitzo and Millie peeks over to see if Delores is gone. When she is, Blitzo gives Millie a thumbs up to know it's all clear.

Dolores: How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean…fuck!

♪ I've got longing and desire, ♪

Dolores: Why am I chasing you again, I don't know, but I'm fucking angry!

The scene starts a music video montage of Blitzo and Millie were chased by not just the old couple, but by every guest they've bump into. Blitzo and Millie stumble upon a food court. Blitzo uses his vacuum to suck in a plate of spaghetti in front of a young couple while Millie records with a camera. After that, the young couple were pissed, and they started chasing the demons out of the cafeteria. They bump up to the next floor using a cart to get into more rooms. In a split-screen scene, Blitzo, in the upper screen, scans the room for more ghosts, and Millie, in the lower screen, peeks over with her camera to see, only to stumble upon a hot couple about to have anal sex before they notice her. Millie flees in embarrassment before the demons are spotted by a crowd of humans who want to hurt them. Blitzo notices them, and wants to get right at them before Millie pulls his shirt over and runs away.

In a background between the demons being chased by humans, a mirage scene shows various antics the demons did or went through: Blitzo was choking a human to death with a rope; Millie was looking around with her camera; Blitzo about to get his hair sucked by his vacuum; Millie gets smacked in the head with a walking cane; Blitzo using his dildo to shove it right into a man; Blitzo making a sexy Bethany wink, which attracts Toledo.

The scene switches to view a hall with six doors, three on either side. Blitzo and Millie running to the door at the middle left; Dolores runs to the door on the lower right. A hot couple and Dolores from the upper right to left, but Dolores stops when she spots Blitzo and Millie riding a cart from the middle left to right, and makes her run to the middle right. Blitzo and Millie runs from the lower left to the right with Blitzo laughing at the food couple. A bald man runs from the upper door. Blitzo was being chased by Toledo at the middle left to right. Strangely, just as Blitzo and Toledo enter, the food couple was being chased by Blitzo and his vacuum. Millie carries the food cart from upper. Dolores runs at the lower left to right. Millie pushes a cart carrying Dolores from lower right to left. The hot guy was being chased by Toledo. The hot woman was being carried by Blitzo from middle right to left. Millie was chased by the food couple and Dolores lower right to left. The cart pushes itself from upper right to left. A bald guy runs in the middle right to left. The scene ends with Blitzo and Millie bumping into each other from the middle row.

The humans emerged from the upper and lower doors surrounding the demons before they dogpile onto them, fighting in the cloud, but Millie and Blitzo evade them and runs to where the scene switches to the pool. The humans were chasing them to a dead end with an air duct ventilation. Blitzo knows he cannot fit into the vent if he still wears the vacuum, so he ditches it and throws the vacuum over to Dolores, knocking her down as the demons successfully escapes into the air vents.

♪ My heart burns with forbidden fire ♪

♪ for a spooky, ♪

♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪

♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ -

♪ Ooh la la ooh ♪ ♪ Nobody tries to understand it, ♪

♪ But I can feel my soul demand it, ♪

♪ a spooky, ♪

♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪

♪ And I don't care, ♪

♪ what they say about me. ♪

♪ I don't care, ♪

♪ I just gotta be free. ♪

♪ To run, run, run, run, run. ♪

♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪

♪ Free to run, run, run, run, run. ♪

♪ Free to run, run, run, run into the arms of ♪

♪ a spooky, ♪

♪ a spooky kind of looove. ♪

♪ A spooky kind of love. ♪

♪ A spooky kind of looove. ♪♪

After the montage, the imps continue their search for the ghosts. They crawl into the air vents, with Millie looking more angrier by the second, with Blitzo following right behind her.

Blitzo: Wow, nice one, Mils.

Blitzo checks the dildo for more signs of ghosts, which was clear that it's just a dildo that vibrates and doesn't even work.

Blitzo: I think I found the problem though! The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and [bumps into Millie’s butt when she stopped] oh, ass!

Millie: Enough!

Blitzo nearly drops his dildo and looked at Millie.

Blitzo: What?

Millie comes clean and wants to end Blitzo's ghost hunting shenanigans.

Millie: I'm done. I don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-

Blitzo: Uh, It's ghost-fuckers.

Before Blitzo could put back on the Bethany hat, Millie snaps. She grabs it to make him stop.

Millie: I wasn't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay.

Millie shoves the hat back to Blitzo.

Millie: So look, you can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but I gotta get this job done!

Millie is done with Blitzo and crawls to the left where the vents split into two directions. Blitzo, outraged by Millie abandoning him, faces to the right.

Blitzo: Fine! Who needs you anyway!? (Puts the hat back on) (In a valley accent) Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!

With that, Blitzo crawls to the right. A cockroach scurries around in the vents as Blitzo keeps climbing and crawling through the space.

Blitzo: Yeah, who needs you anyway? Fucking ghost denying piece of shi-IIIT!

Blitzo slips on what appears to be black ectoplasm. He looks at it in disgust.

Blitzo: What the fuck is this?

Blitzo notices that the vents have more ectoplasm goop oozing around him. Blitzo slips again, but he crawls through the slime. As he moves, Blitzo stops to hear something very disturbing. Like a true horror movie scene, Blitzo then notices that the vents were starting to feel upwards until he realize they are moving upwards. He grunts trying to get a good grip, but the slime was so slippery that it's making him slip even more.

Blitzo: Ugh, uh, ahh! Oh shit. Shit, shit shit shit. Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!

The vents become more vertical and Blitzo starts falling down in the vents. With his claws, he manages to hang on to the latches of the vents for sometime.

Blitzo: Millie?!

Blitzo gasps for air as the ectoplasm starts dripping on his face and his claws cannot hold on for much longer.

Blitzo: Millie?! Millie I need help! I can't hold on, Millie!! Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?

The slime makes him lose his grip, and Blitzo falls over, down into the vents. He screams as he falls down in the vents. From the hallway, Millie lifts up the vent door and Blitzo zips right out. He falls over, and realize that the slime was gone.

As Millie walks away, Blitzo sees her and is angry seeing her after calling her name so many times.

Blitzo: Millie! Did you not hear me calling for help?

When Millie continues to walk away, Blitzo gets up and follows her.

Blitzo: M-M-Mills!

He grabs her shoulder and turns her around, only to come face-to-face with Millie who doesn't have a face.

Faceless Millie: (Distorted) You ALWAYS need help, Blitzo!

As Blitzo is scared by the sight of faceless Millie, a hotel room pries itself open, and reveals another Millie, but this Millie has glass shards in her eye that would have been killed if she was hit by the glass bottle Ralphie had in "Murder Family".

Murder Family Millie: Always needing to take from those around you-

Then, more hotel rooms open, revealing all the Millie's if she had ever died; Millie with melted skin if she was caught in the fire that happened at Loo Loo Land during the episode of "Loo Loo Land"; Millie with purple skin if she was eaten by the Catfish Monster back in "Spring Broken"; Millie with golden arrows piercing her head, body, and arms if the C.H.E.R.U.B had successfully shot her with their angelic arrows in "C.H.E.R.U.B"; Millie with an injured right arm and a missing left leg if she was injured any further before being killed in "The Harvest Moon Festival". With each sentence, they come closer to Blitzo, surrounding him.

Loo Loo Land and Spring Broken Millies: - and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them.

C.H.E.R.U.B. Millie: You think you can change?

All Millies: You'll never stop fucking people's lives up.

The Millie Blitzo is holding looks up, revealing that she now has a face, but it's the Millie if she dies during the current job with her eyes bloodshot and leaking black ectoplasm goo.

Ghostfuckers Millie: When was the last time you actually loved someone without hurting them?

Frightened, Blitzo lets go and starts running away from the disfigured Millie hallucinations. He runs away as fast as he could, trying to get away and out of the hotel. When he turns to a corner, Blitzo is reverted to his teenage years. He is hyperventilating until Blitzo turns around and spots a tall demon with long hair at the bright light. It's silhouette was shadowy, but its eyes are glowing.

Blitzo: MOM!

Recognizing his mom, Blitzo runs toward her and hugs his mother, and she hugs him back. Blitzo cries in her dress.

Blitzo: Momma..! I was having the worst dream.

Blitzo sobs as his mother caress his face before hugging him. The scene becomes horrific as green flames starts to ignite from her body and then, a malevolent laughter echoes to Blitzo.

Rolando: (Distorted) This isn't a dream, this is your life. And it always will be.

Blitzo notices that the green flames are spreading, and the skull that once belonged to his mother falls into his hand. Much to his horror, Blitzo realizes that his mother is burning, but she is not screaming in agony. She still smiles down at Blitzo as the flames spread to her hair, and now, she is on fire. But she does not seem to feel any pain. Her body burns to a crisp as her left eyeball fell into Blitzo's hand. He screames desperately to save his mother as he holds onto her face until it is burns into a skull of what remains of his mother.

Blitzo: NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM PLEASE I'M SORRY!

The scene is revealed to be a hallucination as the skull button was on the floor and Blitzo was heard screaming in sorrow. Millie comes over after hearing his scream to check on him.

Millie: Blitzo? Blitzo!

Millie spots the skull ball on the floor and picks it up. She turns to a hotel room that was slightly open and enters inside. She saw Blitzo all huddle to himself, crying.

Millie: Are you okay?! What happened?

Millie checks on Blitzo, but he suddenly pushes her away with his makeup now in a complete mess. He is having a mental breakdown after experiencing whatever he went through.

Blitzo: No, no, don't touch me! I destroy everything, everyo- I-I make everyone's lives worse.

Blitzo gets up and moves away to hide behind a bed as Millie tries to comfort her boss.

Millie: Not mine! Blitzo... Remember how we met?

Blitzo, confused, glances at Millie.

Blitzo: What?

The scene cuts to a flashback when Blitzo meets Millie. Years ago, at a bar, a pair of demons were playing pool as the camera roves to a younger Millie, who used to have longer hair in a ponytail, drinking her beer when a door opens to show a silhouette of Blitzo. He comes over and sits down next to her, tensions are building between them.

Blitzo: Soooo. You the bitch that took our hit?

Millie: You lookin' for payback?

Her tail whips behind to grab her knife and spins it before stabbing the counter with Millie showing more attitude and Blitzo's face in the reflection of the knife.

Millie: If so, you came to the wrong fucking BAR!

The action begins with Millie jumping backwards in a slow motion before throwing her knife at a normal speed. Blitzo intercepts the knife with his chair, easily impressed with her skills.

Blitzo: Wo-hoh! Ni-ice shot!

Blitzo removes the knife with his tail and examines the blade.

Blitzo: I can see why Moxxie was so impressed with you.

Blitzo throws the knife away, leaving Millie unarmed, but she snorts like an angry bull and charges right at Blitzo. She delivers multiple punches to Blitzo, but with every punch, Blitzo intercepts it with a chair.

Blitzo: Hup- oh! Impressive!

With every punch Millie inflicts, the chair breaks apart until one of the stools hits a demon in the face painfully.

Millie: Who's that? Your boss? Hah!

Millie delivers a roundhouse kick to Blitzo, who used the chair to block the kick, but the chair breaks completely, backing him to a table with only two stools in his hand.

Blitzo: HA he fucking wishes.

Blitzo throws the stools away and thumbs to himself.

Blitzo: No, I work for myself, lady.

Millie attacks Blitzo again, but he uses the table, grabbing the pole with his table and throws it at Millie. She punches right through, destroying the table as the occupants fled from the fight.

Blitzo: Nice one!

Blitzo grabs one of the fleeing bystanders and throws him over to Millie, but she punches him out cold and chased after Blitzo to the counter.

Millie: Bullshit! Who sent you?

The fight scene takes to the counter as they hop on. Blitzo grabs one of the demons playing pool and throws her to Millie, but she catches and throws her to the bartender. Millie ejects spikes from her boots to stomp over his balls.

Millie: Who are you working for?!

Blitzo dodges one of her stomps and gets off of the counter.

Blitzo: What? You don't believe me?

Infuriated, Millie digs through her ponytail and brings out a second knife she keeps somewhere to stab Blitzo.

Millie: Imps don't work for themselves, asshole.

As Millie tries to stab Blitzo, he caught her wrist and twirls around to smack her against the wall, disarming her knife, and holding her with his elbows.

Blitzo: Well this one does, and he's very interested in having you join his team.

Millie believes it to be nonsense and back-wall flips over Blitzo, freeing herself before landing behind. When Blitzo turns around, Millie punches his face hard enough to make his nose bleed.

Millie: You think you have anything to offer me?

Blitzo seemes to be handling the fight well, making him wipe his nose and smirks with interest. In return, Millie smirks with satisfication as if she's enjoying the fight. She attacks Blitzo, but he easily intercepts her punches.

Blitzo: Double whatever you're getting paid now!

Blitzo grabs Millie by the leg with his tail and spins her to throw the demon over to the wall, laughing victoriously, but Millie lands on the wall with ease. She then picks out the throwing darts stuck on the board.

Millie: I'm between jobs.

Millie throws the darts over to Blitzo, but he jumps to the left just as the bartender recovers, only for the demon to be struck with multiple darts, possibly killing him. Millie throws more darts and Blitzo, who hops around dodge over one and lands on the pool table when Millie has no more darts.

Blitzo: (laughing) This powerhouse? How'd that happen?

Millie: Not exactly a shortage of imp assassins in Wrath. Reputation is everything.

Blitzo: And what's your reputation, hmm?

Millie was insulted and climbs on the pool table to fight Blitzo. She takes one of the cue sticks and tries to hit Blitzo, but he flips over Millie and knees her. Millie blocks the attack, but the cue stick was split in half. She dual wields the broken pieces and stabs Blitzo, who dodges her attacks. He tries kicking Millie, but she ducks below and then backhand springs over to kick Blitzo. He ducks away and moves to the other side to get the drop on Millie, but she moves to the right. Blitzo grabs hold of the pool table and flips to the left, causing them to fall out of balance, but they flipped over and stands back up.

Millie, seeing how skilled Blitzo is as a fighter, comes to question the demon.

Millie: Who the fuck are you?

Blitzo: Someone with an eye for potential. Now you wanna keep working for peanuts, or do you want to shake things up?

Blitzo offers his hand to Millie that he wants her in his team. Millie was going to accept it, but wanting to see if he's serious, reaches a knife from her back pocket and throws it right at Blitzo. The knife misses Blitzo by centimeters and lands on the wall, but Blitzo was unfazed by the throw, even when his cheek was cut and bleeding. Millie, impressed, chuckles and comes over to him.

Millie: You're fucking weird. I'm in.

With that, Millie shakes his hand to accept the offer. With the deal settled, they started walking out of the bar.

Millie: So who's that Moxxie guy you mentioned?

Blitzo: Oh, your new coworker. Yeah, you- you'll fucking hate him.

As they close the door behind them, the bar was a complete mess with many demons knocked out by their brawl with tables and chairs broken.

Another flashback scene cuts to when Millie meets the whole gang. She hops and flips on the rooftop to meet Loona, who had pink and grey highlights, and Moxxie, who was completely flustered when he sees Millie for the first time, frozen and sweating nervously as he shakes her hand. Millie walks past him, who faints from love at first sight, to Blitzo giving her the signature axe. The office building, which will become the I.M.P headquarters, is in lease, and Blitzo takes it.

Millie: (voiceover) That year I spent getting to know your rag tag team and making our mark in the assassin game. It was fun.

The scene cuts to the office room of where they will be working in with the name of the company: I.M.P Headquarters, painted on the door.

Blitzo: Welcome to I.M.P.

Blitzo opens the door, revealing the office to be still in the works with boxes not opened yet, wallpapers still in need of remodeling, and the hole on the ceiling that needs to get patched. The imps were amazed that they have their own building.

Millie: *gasps* Holy shit!

Moxxie, astonished and excited, turns to Blitzo.

Moxxie: Sir, what is this?

Blitzo takes out Stolas' Grimoire to show them the one thing they'll need for the job.

Blitzo: This baby right here is our future, ‘kay? So I figured we deserve an upgrade, right? New office, new clients, new ring. Go on, check it out!

As Moxxie and Loona follows inside to see the new office, Blitzo notices Millie not entering due to her hesitance.

Blitzo: What, not nice enough for you? I did the fucking best I could.

Millie: We… heh. We don't deserve this.

Blitzo: Huh?

Millie: We're just Wrathians, Blitzo. Muscle. It's all we're good for, all I'm good for. It's why you hired me. Any demon good at making a buck is welcome in Lust or Greed, but here? Demons like us ain't cut out for this.

Blitzo, offended, cusses out at Millie.

Blitzo: Ummm, fuck you.

Millie: (confused) What?

Blitzo: Millie, I have spent too much of my time, energy, and holes into setting this up for us to entertain your bullshit. I brought you into this company for a reason, okay? You're tougher, smarter, and frankly more capable than anyone I've ever met in any ring. *places hand on her shoulder before thumbing to himself* And I'm more fuckable and business savvy than any succu-bitch alive, (adorable face) Loonie's perfect, and Moxxie's…

Blitzo paused when he notices that Moxxie was staring at the eels with such enthusiasm, which creeps Blitzo out.

Blitzo: ...Probably got some good traits too and I'm sure we'll figure them out eventually. *turning back to Millie* The point is, if we can't make it here then- then no one deserves to, right? 'Kay, so stop killing my buzz, and come on, I wanna show you my office!

The scene cuts to Millie at her apartment gazing upon the office building with happiness. Then, a montage scene shows a flashback of the good times she's ever had with the gang. From the time when Blitzo pulls and grenade and attacks someone on the rooftop before the grenade explodes, killing their target, and splattering blood all over them. Moxxie facepalms, but Millie was unfazed, but happy. One time, they were climbing up the skyscraper: The other time they were hunting a client in the outback when Millie points at someone and Blitzo just randomly shoots at it for no reason. A time when Blitzo drives his van with Millie riding on top holding an axe before jumping up with laughter and decapitating a human target.

Millie: (voiceover) Most of my life I bought into the idea that all I could ever be was a simple farm girl. Or best an underpaid goon. Until I met some knucklehead who never gave a fuck about what anyone else said he could or couldn't be.

Millie looks at Blitzo, Moxxie and Loona. Blitzo shoves Moxxie aide and hugs Millie, laughing beside her.

Millie: (voiceover) He made me believe he could be anything. And that made me feel like I could be anything, too.

The flashback scene ends with Millie and Blitzo at the present.

Millie: He gave me so much...A career, a husband, a future. And now...He's my best friend.

Blitzo: You… you don't hate me?

Millie: Naw, never.

Blitzo, touched by her words, comes over and sits on the bed next to her. Millie gives him back the skull button, which made Blitzo tear up before taking it and putting back to his shirt. As Millie talks more, Blitzo takes her hand and Millie leans over to Blitzo.

Millie: Look. What I said earlier, you've just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof and, I guess I never realized how much I depended on that. I didn't know how to react to you being reduced to…Bethany. But I should've respected you like you always do for me. I'm sorry.

Blitzo realizes what Millie meant, and he knows she is right. He has never been so depressed to revert to something so stupid and takes off the wig and hat.

Blitzo: Better?

Millie: Much.

Blitzo: Good.

Millie is finally glad Blitzo is over with his depression and starts getting back to business.

Millie: Now *hops off the bed* you ready to finish this thing?

Blitzo: Yeah! (pause) But we still don't even know what this thing is!

As Blitzo leaves the room, Millie rolls her eyes in annoyance and comes to answer how someone killed the client when there wasn't any ghost involved or existed.

Millie: Come on, Blitzo.

Blitzo and Millie exit the hotel room back into the hallway.

Millie: What's the only thing you know that comes to Earth and fucks with people's minds that badly.

Blitzo: I don't know, it's something that like an infestor demon would do-ohhh.

Blitzo then realizes the only real logical explanation for the hallucination and all these paranormal phenomena the humans believe in.

Millie: Bingo!

Just then, they heard a creepy spooky voice echoing in the hallways.

Rolando: So-ho. Figured it out, have you?

Blitzo and Millie turn to the source, getting ready to fight whomever they're facing. At the end of the hallways, Rolando appears before them with a evil grin. The lights flicker once before Rolando disappears from the scene. The lights then goes out as Rolando comes up in a jumpscare.

Rolando: A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?

Rolando retreats into the darkness with his form slowly revealing himself to be more demonic with his eyes glowing and teeth showing in the dark.

The lightbulbs break, and more break as the shadow force comes to destroy them, heading toward Millie and Blitzo. They run away when the shadows starts to come close with Rolando's shadow figure chasing after them. Rolando's evil laughter echoes as he comes closer to the demons, and more ectoplams slime races behind them.

Blitzo: Damn our tiny fucking legs!

With each light breaking, Rolando's shadow figure comes popping every time, and then.

Rolando: You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!

Rolando's shadow grabs hold of Blitzo's shadow leg, making him fall. Millie turns and tries to help, but Rolando grabs her and throws Millie aside. As Blitzo recovers, an invisible force picks him up and throws the demon over to the wall, crashing him through several hotel rooms before landing near the pool. Blitzo grunts and coughs as he sees Rolando in his true form: a tall, spindly, fish-themed eel demon with shades of teal and green, silvery fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.

Rolando crawls through the hole and confronts Blitzo.

Rolando: Oh, this is fun! *laughs*

Rolando stomps Blitzo in the face, holding him down to kill him. Before he can, Millie suddenly appears and kicks Rolando hard enough to break a hole in the wall.

Blitzo: Atta girl, Mils!

However, Rolando escapes and is in the pool. He props himself out, angered by the demon girl.

Rolando: No thatta, bitch!

Rolando leaps over, but Millie dodges him. Two against one, Rolando attacks Millie and Blitzo. Despite being two to one, Rolando is easily overpowering them with him kneeing Blitzo before kicking him down. When Millie tries to punch him, Rolando backflips and kicks Millie down too. He tries to stomp Blitzo, but he dodges leaving only crator. Millie kicks at Rolando but he caught her and Blitzo, throwing them over to the pool.

Underwater, Rolando has a huge advantage as he swims through and tackles Millie in the pool before thrashing her around. He then grabs Blitzo and then surfaces with him smacking both Blitzo and Millie on the ground. Seeing how pathetic they are, Rolando laughs as he walks back. Millie and Blitzo recover, but they're exhausted.

Rolando: *laughing* You call yourselves assassins!

Rolando then destroys all the lights in the ceiling, and then knocks Millie and Blitzo down with his powers. The lights sparked above as Rolando then decides to choose which demon he can get into.

Rolando: Eenie, meenie, miny…mo.

Rolando levitates and then zooms right into Blitzo's head, knocking him out with an electrical shock before the scene cuts to black.

The scene fixes itself to reveal that Blitzo is chained to a movie theater chair. He struggles to get out of the chains when Rolando emerges from his body and sadistically licks his neck.

Rolando: Welcome to the show, asshole.

Rolando exits out of Blitzo and swirls around in his goo form before reemerging at the back seat behind Blitzo. The movie camera from the back turns on to start playing a memory movie.

Rolando: I hear this one's a real titillator.

A countdown appears on the screen prior to the movie starting to play before showing the first scene of when Blitzo's carnival was set on fire. It was from Blitzo's POV where he tried to enter the fire to find his mother, only to see what remains was her necklace, and then it switches to Blitzo's father, Cash Buckzo, hitting him for starting the fire. The more Blitzo sees this, the more he starts to tear up, struggling to break out of his chains before the movie shows him the aftermath of the fire where Fizzarolli is in a hospital bed with Cash in the picture and then shows a memory from when Blitzo was at Ozzie's Lounge during the Ozzie's, showing him Fizz and Verosika Mayday mocking him. The scene then switches to the happy couple moments between Moxxie and Millie, showing how envious he is for them.

Rolando, wanting to see Blitzo suffer more, uses his powers to summon more chains to tie up Blitzo's horns up, and then holds his eyes open to force him to keep watching everything from Loona's anger towards him to memories of Stolas and Y/n from The Full Moon to Apology Tour that led to their end of their partnership and bestie relation until the scene cuts back to Millie.

In reality, Millie went to check on the unconscious Blitzo.

Millie: Blitzo!

Back in Blitzo's mindscape, Rolando was ticked that Millie will stop him from possessing Blitzo, and thought of an idea of getting rid of her.

Rolando: Looks like someone's trying to ruin our good time.

Rolando then flies over to get closer to the screen where Millie is present. He glances over to Blitzo with delight.

Rolando: That was a nice heart to heart y'all had earlier. Be a shame if you went and ruined it like you always do.

Ronaldo cackles as he disappears into the flood of goo and smoke that start to fill up the auditorium. Blitzo struggles to break free as the smoke comes closer to him, suffocating his lungs until the smoke completely takes over.

Back to reality, Blitzo's eyes opened, only to reveal that the imp is already possessed by Rolando with the same color eyes.

Millie: Are you oka-AHH!

Ronaldo punches Millie right in the face, sending her flying backwards to a support beam. Millie looks up and sees that Blitzo is now possessed, and he props himself up with bone cracking.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!

Millie then ducks away as the Rolando-possessed Blitzo headbutts her, but he hits the support beam instead.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: You can't help anyone, you're just the muscle remember? It's all you and your imp kind are good for, you said it yourself.

Millie does not seem like she cares for his word play, already been through that plenty of times. The Rolando-possessed Blitzo then attacks Millie with stabs, but she blocks them every time.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: I'm in his mind, bitch, I see everything. *grabs Millie with his tail and knocks her down* Every thought, every opinion, and boy- *roundhouse kicks Millie's legs, causing her to fall* does he have some nasty shit to say about you.

With a maniacal laughter, Rolando-possessed Blitzo headbutts Millie to knock her back before grabbing her wrist and throws her across the pool to the other side.

Blitzo, watching the whole thing, begs Rolando to stop hurting Millie.

Blitzo: No, STOP!

Rolando reappears before Blitzo again.

Rolando: Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can't wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit.

Back to the fight, the Rolando-possessed Blitzo jumps into the pool before resurfacing in front of Millie.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: He thinks you're a brute! *crashes Millie to a support beam*

Rolando-possessed Blitzo leaps over and twists himself around the support beam to double-kick Millie.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Too stupid to do anything but kill!

Rolando tries to axe-kick Millie, jumping up to kick her, but he misses.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: You never should've left the farm!

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: You're nothing but a backwards, *punch* filthy, *punch* inbred, *punch* lowborn, fucking hick! *punch*

Rolando-possessed Blitzo throws a final punch using his powers as a booster, but then, Millie intercepts his fist with ease, unfazed by any of his words. Suddenly, Millie chuckles with amusement. Now that the Rolando-possessed Blitzo is done with his stupid monologue, it's her turn to give him a beating.

Millie: Ya done?

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Excuse me?

Millie kicks his legs to make him fall, and then grabs his wrist before twist to pin the Rolando-possessed Blitzo down holding both arms and stomping him to the ground.

Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Nobody cares about you or what you want, they're too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist.

Millie: Now look here, combover. You may think you know everything, but you missed two. One: your words don't mean shit to me, and two: Blitzo can handle this!

As payback, Millie punches the Rolando-possessed Blitzo in the face, meaning that whatever pain Blitzo feels, it's inflicted onto Rolando too.

Millie: So buckle up, buttercup!

With that, Millie throws the Rolando-possessed Blitzo over to the wall and starts beating the living dead shit out of the Rolando-possessed Blitzo. With every blow she lands, Rolando can feel it when he's possessing Blitzo, and beats him up more until he's swollen from the face with bruises and a black-eye. Millie then grabs the Rolando-possessed Blitzo and throws him over her shoulder before delivering an upward kick to the chin, sending him flying over until he lands at the edge of the pool with his head halfway to the water.

Rolando cannot take it anymore and vomits himself out of Blitzo's mouth into the pool. Blitzo blinks, now back in full control, as his eyes revert back to normal.

Blitzo: Ugh, good work Mils.

Millie does not hear him, and punches him right in the eye, making him grunt in pain.

Blitzo: OH-HO! AH FUCK, IT'S ME!

Millie realizes that Blitzo is back to normal.

Millie: Oh! Shit, sorry! *chuckles* Good to have you back, boss.

Rolando then crawls back up to the deck, beaten up by Millie.

Rolando: You little ass plugs are done for. You're dead, Bethany!

Blitzo, angered by Rolando for tormenting him with all the awful memories, gets on his feet and walks toward him, grabbing the vacuum from the ground.

Blitzo: Well that's where you're wrong. I ain't Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight I'm Blitzo DEMON-DICKER!

As payback for possessing him, Blitzo swings the vacuum across and smacks Rolando in the face to send him into the pool. Rolando recovers after noticing that the swing didn't even hurt him much, and gestures "What the fuck?" to the imps because the pool is his advantage.

Blitzo then realized he still has a vacuum in his hand, and simply drops it before kicking it into the pool. The vacuum short-circuits, causing electricity crackling through the waters. Rolando realized that he's still in the water, but it was too late. The electrical currents shocks him painfully. Rolando screams in agony as he was electrocuted to death. His yellow-framed visors breaks, and his eyes exploded with the goo of his blood from his eye sockets. His screams turns distorted as Rolando was killed by the electric pool. His scream dies off, and his body sinks into the pool.

Blitzo: And THAT'S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!

With the job finally done, Millie turns to Blitzo.

Millie: Let's go home.

Blitzo: Yeah, fuck hotels.

Millie: I'm pretty sure Princess Charlie would be mad at you for saying that.

Blitzo: Yeah, but oh well.

Blitzo kicks the double doors, and the imps leave the electrified pool.

With their mission accomplished, Millie and Blitzo can finally return home. The morning sun rises over them as they are trying to unbury the van and push it to get it going. They didn't realize that one of the bones was stuck in the rear wheel, jamming their van.

Blitzo: So I'm your best friend, huh?

Millie: What do you think?

Blitzo: I think…I- I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck. Except Y/n is still my bestie, even if she has her boyfriend Tom already that takes up her time with me.

Millie: That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?

Blitzo: No.

Blitzo climbs up on his van and looks down.

Blitzo: Not anymore.

Millie climbs up to join him.

Millie: The birds got to you that bad, huh? And still set on making Y/n your bestie?

Blitzo: I guess. But I know N/n is still my bestie. I just know it. I can't wait to tell her that.

Millie: Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?

Blitzo: Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable.

Millie: Yeah, he is. I hope he's doing okay.

The camera then pans up into a transition back to the office in Hell.

The transition cuts back to Moxxie making another horrendous math calculation. He was focusing on the paper that he realized he finally solved the math equation to their financial problems.

Moxxie: I did it? I did it!

Moxxie grabs the paper with happiness that made him cry in joy. He was having a supposedly happiest moment that the background turned all heavenly.

Moxxie: (sobbing) I finally figured it out!

The moment is cut short when Loona comes over to check over the work. Surprisingly, Loona is smart enough to even know complex mathematics despite her cynical and choleric attitude and points at the paper to reveal one mistake.

Loona: You uh...You forgot to carry the two there.

Moxxie looks back to check, and Loona was right; he did forget to carry the 2 to the equation, which means Moxxie will have to start all over again. Moxxie snaps and goes into a complete mental breakdown. He drops the paper and then douses everything in the office from the table to the papers with gasoline to light it and possible the entire building on fire now that I.M.P is going to be bankrupt.

Loona rolls her eyes in annoyance and picks up Moxxie before he can do any more damage. She places Moxxie in front of a television wrapped in a blanket and a bowl of ice cream on him to calm him down. Moxxie focuses on the tv showing the porn movie: Ghost Fuckers. The title was in a horror theme genre.

TV Narrator: Now back to Ghost Fuckers, *second title card revealed in a dramatic theme* The Musicaaaal!

Turns out, this version is called "Ghost Fuckers: The Musical" which is a part of the "Ghost Fucker" porn movie series but it's a musical theme subgenre.

Moxxie gasps in excitement that it's a musical, and then the episode ends with a song from the musical playing over the credits.

Chapter 46: Mastermind

The episode opens with the view of Andrealphus' mansion, then cuts to the tea being poured by an imp butler. Andrealphus picks up the cup of tea and sips.

Andrealphus: Hmm. You seem in good spirits today.

The imp butler serves Stella another cup of tea as Stella looks at her make-up compact.

Stella: Oh yes! (closes her make-up compact and puts it down on the table.) Stolas has had his heart shat on by that little imp cretin he was seeing! *giggles*

Andrealphus: Oh?

Stella: Yes, I believe he finally learnt that that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire.

Andrealphus suddenly reacts to Stella's mention of Blitzo using the grimoire while Stella cackles.

Stella: Fucking moron! And now my dear daughter Y/n is sure enough to be my side soon enough.

Andrealphus was so shocked, he ends up giving a spit-take, freezing the imp butler in a block of ice. Andrealphus coughs.

Andrealphus: Gain- Gain access to *coughs* to his what?

Stella: That fancy book thing.

Andrealphus: D-D-N-No, wait, wait, wait, wait! Stolas was letting an imp use his Goetia-given grimoire, and you didn't tell me? N/n could have been on our side already.

Stella: Why do you care?

Andrealphus: Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power.

The room starts to get frozen due to Andrealphus' increasing anger.

Andrealphus: And this whole time, you knew about incredibly illegal thing he was doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW?!

Stella: WELL, DON'T YELL AT ME!

Stella sits back down and takes another sip on her tea. She takes a glance at her brother.

Stella: Now you fucking know.

Andrealphus: You... are... so lucky you are hot, Stella.

Andrealphus gets off the table and walks away. As Stella watches her brother walk away, she continues drinking while the imp butler is still frozen, slowly sliding on the now ice frozen floor.

The scene cuts to the I.M.P Headquarters where, in the Blitzo's office, he is interviewing four potential employees. He is squeezing a stress toy that resembles Moxxie before facing the demons.

Blitzo: So the four of you aaare... Remind me again?

Adorable Intern: We're interns, sir! We're looking for cool businesses to work for.

The intern hands over Blitzo a poorly made resume, but he cannot hire anyone for the time being due to their near bankruptcy in the previous episode. He takes the resume and crushes it before throwing the paper away.

Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment.

Beneath his desk, Blitzo slowly laces his finger to a call button to have one of his coworkers kick the interns out.

Adorable Intern: Oh, interns work for experience, sir.

Blitzo paused.

Blitzo: Come again?

Adorable Intern: Experience!

Blitzo: Ohh, you mean for free.

Adorable Intern: Experience?

Blitzo: Well, I can't argue with free kiddo, you're hired!

Blitzo happily accepts the imp interns and shakes his hand when Moxxie barged right in with urgency in his face.

Moxxie: Sir! You need to see this.

Before Blitzo could respond, everyone hears a loud shout from the outside.

Yelling Guard: COME OUT! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!

Blitzo and Moxxie comes over to the window and check it out. Their eyes widened when they see something in the air.

In the sky, a swirling vortex of lightning clouds forms a large black hole with a menacing whoosh. An eye appears in the hole before a horde of demons called Reapers pour out of the black hole. A Reaper then takes out one of the scrolls to read the contents. Behind the Reaper, cloud forms behind to reveal the pictures of the demons of I.M.P: Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo. Red letters indicate "Yes, you!" appear on the picture.

Yelling Guard #2: Employees of the illegal business I.M.P. You are...*banner appears to say "Under Arrested"* Hereby arrested for breaking demon law, surrender yourselves!

Yelling Guard: YOU GUYS ARE IN DEEP SHIT!

Blitzo and Moxxie looked extremely petrified at their pictures being posted. Deeply terrified, the demons retreat from the window and hide behind the wall.

Moxxie: Blitzo, what are we gonna do?

Blitzo: Oh fuck! What would Y/n do right about now?!

Blitzo was unable to respond, frozen in fear. He looked between Moxxie and the Reapers outside repeatedly.

Yelling Guard #2: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

Blitzo snaps in terror and grabs Moxxie's face closer to his own.

Blitzo: QUICK! HIDE EVERYTHING!

With that, Blitzo shoves past Moxxie and smacks the office door open. He jumps on Loona's desk, and takes over the computer, much to Loona's annoyance. Loona was busy playing a online poker game before Blitzo moves the mouse over to the browing search history. He repeatedly clicks on the mouse to make the loading go fast. Just when the computer was almost done, the screen crashed, making it stop.

Suddenly, the computer was sliced in half, with electricity sparking everywhere by Millie who used her axe to chop the computer down. Blitzo and Millie high-five each other before running away to get rid of everything.

Confused, Loona takes out one of her earphones and notices Moxxie carrying stacks of paper above his head. He falls, spilling everything on the floor. Moxxie frantically grabs everything as much as he can, tears spilling from his eyes.

Yelling Guard #3: Come out with your hands up! We are going to beat you!

Loona: What?!

Yelling Guard #3: But only a little!

Loona: FUUUUCK!!!

Now realizing that they're caught, Loona opens her drawer full of papers that have everything they do in their workplace, a client's list, and a bottle of whiskey. She opens the bottle and douses everything in the drawer.

Yelling Guard #3: There's no where to run you little red shits!

Before Loona could use her lighter, she hesitates upon seeing the photo of everyone accomplishing their first job. Loona groans and takes the photo into her shirt. She tries to ignite the lighter, but it won't light up. Loona pants in fear as she tries to ignite her lighter.

Loona: Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

As Loona slams her lighter, the scene cuts into the office bathroom stalls. Millie kicks the stall open with a garbage bag. She dumps all their disguises they used to do their jobs on Earth. She shoves all the disguises into the toilet, but it won't flush.

Yelling Guard #3: We are going to beat you! But- but only a little.

When the disguises didn't go in, Millie uses the butt of her sniper rifle as a plunger to shove all of it deeper into the toilet. Water squirts at Millie before she flushes it.

Yelling Guard #3: May- maybe a lot.

Millie looked satisfied with her work, but then, the toilet becomes clogged, and water leaks out of the stall, much to her disgust.

Yelling Guard #3: Just come out!

Back to Loona, she was still having trouble with her lighter, and Blitzo comes over to know what is wrong, gesturing her to hurry it up as Loona furiously tries to start her lighter.

Loona: I'M TRYING I'M FUCKING TRYING!

Blitzo takes the lighter from Loona and throws it into the drawer. The lighter sparks, causing fire to spew up with smoke billowing up. Loona and Blitzo gives each other thumbs-up.

In the kitchen, Moxxie has stacks of paper ready with a shredder. He takes a bunch and attempts to shred them all, but it was too much to fit into the shredder. He panics and tries to get the papers out, but they are stuck, forcing him to fall just as Blitzo comes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to clear out everything. Moxxie recovers and tries to shove the papers inside, but they wouldn't budge. Moxxie screeches in panic.

Moxxie: The shredder is jammed!!!

Blitzo drops everything and hurries over to Moxxie. He grabs him and shoves the paper into his mouth.

Blitzo: Then figure it out, Moxxie!!

Yelling Guard #3: Come out with your hands up!

Running out of time, Blitzo grabs Moxxie and carries him out of the kitchen. The gang exits out of the burning office and heads for the nearest window. Blitzo hands Moxxie over to Millie, and tries to pry the window open. Lightning clouds form in front of them, crackling. The camera shows intense fear written in their faces as they saw something incoming.

They duck and an eye-smoke bomb crashes into the window, releasing smoke. Blitzo recovers and smacks the window with his fist wider. The gang coughs.

Blitzo: [Choked] C'mon guys. *coughing*

Moxxie: Blitzo, they will see us!

Blitzo: Well, we can either run, or we can face the music.

The gang looks at the window with uncertainty of their lives.

The scene switches to the entrance covered in heavy smoke with the Reapers waiting for them at the front. Lighting strikes behind them. One of the Reapers checks its watch before focusing back to the building. A silhouette of the gang appears in the smoke, and the Reapers spring into action. They fly over and one of the Reapers takes out a rope, throwing it into the smoke to catch the gang.

The Reaper then pulls the rope, revealing not the I.M.P., but the four interns who looked like the gang from the smoke.

Adorable Intern: Is this part of the job?

Realizing they've been duped, the Reapers turn around in silent anger.

The gang managed to escape the Reapers and into the parking lot where they can use their van to flee. Blitzo was seen carrying Loona in his hands.

Blitzo: Get. In. The. Van.

The gang enters the van.

Blitzo: Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Blitzo then turns on the key repeatedly to get the engine started.

Blitzo: Okay, c'mon, c'mon we got it.

The camera shows the concerned Millie and Moxxie in the rearview mirror.

Moxxie: Where are we going?

Blitzo adjusted the rearview mirror to face him.

Blitzo: Anywhere but here. *turns around to face behind* Get ready for a life on the run gang.

The engines turn on, and Blitzo floors it. However, just like the previous episode, the distance was short, and the van ends up crashing into a light pole. Smoke steams out of the front, and a wheel plate cover rolls out.

The gang recovers with Moxxie glaring at Blitzo for his stupidity.

Moxxie: I fucking hate you so much, Blitzo.

As they recover, the Reapers then appear floating in front of them.

Reaper: Freeze, criminals.

The gang is surrounded by every demon law enforcement officer and Reapers armed to the teeth with guns cocking, and point at them.

A Reaper rips the front door open and roughly grabs Blitzo. They use magic to conjure handcuffs to chain the terrified Blitzo. They also conjured chains to restrain Moxxie and Millie, separating them. Loona is chained by the neck via a collar and her wrists are also handcuffed. A muzzle is conjured on her snout before Loona is dragged off-screen.

The scene then cuts to a dark room before the doors magically open to let the two Reapers escort the restrained Blitzo. They drag him across the path for them to follow to a stand in the spotlight.

Blitzo: Come on, guys! This is- this all just one big misunderstanding. Uh, is this about the orphans? ‘Cause they were already sick to begin with.

A thunderous stomp echoes in the room to show the legs of the standing highest authority of Hell and the standing ruler of the Seven Deadly Sins: Satan. The Reapers who escorted Blitzo disappear in an instant.

Satan: SILENCE!

Immense fear was shown in Blitzo's face as the camera shows a dark courtroom. The rest of the gang are shown in a floating stand next to Blitzo. More fire lights up the room from the bottom of the pots. A row of scales seep lava into the fire pots to light up the courtroom. The silhoutte of Satan glows under the darkness. Before the camera was covered by its massive wings before revealing himself.

Satan: We are here to sentence the criminal imp, Blitzo.

The camera shows all the Seven Deadly Sins at the high bench followed by the bottom ruling seat to the top ruling throne: bottom seat: Satan; second row: Leviathan and Mammon; third row: Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor; and the highest throne: Lucifer Morningstar, who is absent for the trial.

Likely with his daughter Charlie at the Hazbin Hotel.

Blitzo: A-actually sir, the ‘o' is…

Blitzo paused as Satan was coming closer to his face, snarling heavily. He snorts smoke to his face, and Blitzo cracks under him.

Blitzo: Totally there! You nailed it, great job.

Satan points at him. As he speaks, the cameras pans over from Seven Deadly Sins, minus Lucifer, to the jury, consisting of every royal demon of the Ars Goeta. Andrealphus comes into the picture, smiling deviously. Across from Andrealphus, Vassago was seen glaring. The gang was present, but Loona was still muffled.

Satan: You and your crew are on trial for stealing a powerful Goetic heirloom for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead?

Satan sits behind his own throne.

As Blitzo tries to explain, a demonic camera comes into the picture to record the trial.

Blitzo: Oh, this is about the book? Ha! I didn't steal that thing! I mean I tried, right? But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right?

Moxxie: (strained) Always.

Blitzo makes a one-eye glare at Moxxie to make him shut up while he is talking.

Blitzo: Point is! It was given to me, okay? I was allowed to use it.

Andrealphus: LIES!! Your honor.

Andrealphus takes the floor and uses his ice magic to conjure platform to let him slide toward Satan at the throne.

Andrealphus: Speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister: I must testify that this *points at Blitzo* BRUTEISH imp was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas, who, *conjures a ice platform to slide towards Blitzo* unlike a responsible and handsome Goetic demon such as myself, was too weak and ashamed to come forward about it. The poor thing.

The camera gives a close-up to Blitzo, who was outraged by Andrealphus' false accusation against him.

Blitzo: WHAT?! Hey, I didn't force shit!

A magical mouthguard was formed over Blitzo's mouth to shut him up. Blitzo struggles to get the mouthguard off while Andrealphus makes his case.

Andrealphus: This vile, *smacks Blitzo back* hideous imp has put his kind to shame. Committing such hardened acts to GAIN THE UPPER HAND!

Moxxie: That isn't what happened!

Satan enlarges himself and bears down at the puny imps.

Satan: (distorted) SILENCE!!

Smoke billows from his jaws as he snarls down at Moxxie, bearing huge amount of anger toward him. A demon, Yogirt, floats over to Satan's face and speaks with him.

Yogirt: Um, Satan? Sorry. W- wh- what did we say about negative energies in our mind temple? Yeah, remember to take deeeep breaths.

Satan takes a deep breath before exhaling, and finally calms down under his words. The camera shows a shaking Moxxie briefly. Satan makes gyan mudra with his fingers as he sits back to his throne.

Satan: Right, yeah. *gestures* Continue.

Andrealphus: Ahem. I'd like to add, your honor, *conjures an ice stand to hover above the courtroom.* that in addition to his unspeakable acts with our dear, beloved Stolas-

From a crowd, Vassago, an Avian Goetia demon, appears.

Vassago: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is Stolas, anyway? Can't he speak on this himself? And what about Y/n? ¿Qué carajo? (What the Hell?)

Andrealphus, irriated, turns to Vassago.

Andrealphus: He…has not been informed of this trial. And Y/n either.

Vassago is outraged. He conjures his own magical stand shaped like a star and confronts Andrealphus.

Vassago: ¿Qué? (What?) Why not?

Vassago turns to the jury.

Vassago: If this involves him, then he should be here, no? No puedo creer... (I can't believe...) We need to summon him at once. And Y/n as well.

Andrealphus: Okay, Vassago. Shut the fuck up.

Vassago gets angry and pokes at his chest.

Vassago: ¡NO me voy a callar, pendejo arrogante! (I will NOT shut up, you arrogant idiot!)

The more Vassago talks the angrier Andrealphus gets, and he's had enough. Andrealphus flares his feathers to shut him down which didnt phase Vassago. As Andrealphus speaks, Vassago rolls his eyes then heads back to his seat.

Andrealphus: Stella and I didn't want to put him through the trauma of facing his aggressor. Who, might I also add…dramatic pause… *points at Blitzo* PLOTTED TO HAVE HIM ASSASSINATED AND BRING HARM AND TRAMA TO HIS DAUGHTER!

The camera gives another close-up to Blitzo, again, outraged by Andrealphus.

Blitzo: (Muffled) What?!

Chains sprout out of nowhere to restrain Blitzo from going out of line and from the mouthguard to shut him up even more. He was so angry that he makes unheard muffled shouting behind his mouth.

Through Blitzo's muffled shouting and a ominous song being played, the jury was in total silence when they learned of this, and even Vassago was horrified of him.

Vassago: Puta madre... (Motherfucker...)

Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor were in disbelief of this statement, and then Belphegor falls asleep.

Blitzo was still making muffled cursing at the jury. Moxxie speaks up to his defense.

Moxxie: That wasn't him! We don't know who wanted Stolas dead and Y/n harmed and traumatized, but it wasn't Blitzo!

Andrealphus: Oh? Well... Perhaps we should ask *snaps* The hitman! Himself!

With a snap of his finger, a snake-rattling noise chatters, and a stand lifts up to reveal Striker. Striker, now with a white scar on his left eye, gives a sneer. Blitzo and Moxxie glare back at him in anger.

Andrealphus: Who has agreed to give us his testimony in exchange for immunity.

Striker: It was him alright. Paid me to kill the precious Goetia and harm his daughter to cover up what he was doing with the uhh…

Striker becomes confused and checks his palm. In his palm, there are dozens of misspelled "grimoire" for his line to speak in the court. He squinted carefully to get the line right.

Striker: Um...The um...Line?

Andrealphus: *coughing* The Grimoire!

Striker: Yeah, that.

After a effortless struggle to get the chained muffler off, Blitzo finally gets it off his mouth and speaks in a very angered tone.

Blitzo: Blagh! WHAT?! Look, I am an assassin, okay? Y/n is my bestie. And. If I wanted to kill Stolas, I WOULD'VE DONE IT MY-FUCKING-SELF!!

Blitzo's declaration echoes in the courtroom. Upon his declaration, the crowd gasped in shock. Mammon stops playing around and heard what Blitzo said. Asmodeus and Beelzebub were flabbergasted that Blitzo rightfully admitted it in court. Even Vassago was horrified. Andrealphus smirks in satisfaction.

Moxxie was crying so hard he clings onto his wife with their fate being sealed.

Moxxie: *Crying* We're gonna fucking die.

Blitzo realized he screwed up badly in his testimony and tries to plea his mistake.

Blitzo: Hang on, that's not what I meant, okay? Y/n is like my bestie. I'm just saying I could've totally fucking killed Stolas myself. B-but I would never do tha-

Before Blitzo could finish his sentence, the mouth guard was telepathically straightened up to cover Blitzo's mouth, making unable to speak again.

Satan: What a disappointment.

Beelzebub: This is bullshit, guys. I've met this l'il imp dude before. He's a real wildcard, but he's a lot of fun and I think we should hear him out. It's pro'lly not a big deal.

Asmodeus: Yeah! I'm sure he has a good reason for all this.

Mammon: Oh shut up, you two.

Camera pans over to Mammon.

Mammon: We all know you enjoy slumming it with the lower class plebs. Unlike the rest of us, heh. Right, Levy? [Chuckling]

Mammon elbows to Leviathan. Her right head looks uncomfortable with him, and scoops her seat over to get further away from him.

Asmodeus was going ballistic on Mammon, turning himself into his full demon form with flames ready to roast the jokester.

Asmodeus: Oh, you wanna *turns into a demonic form* fucking go, Mam!?

Beelzebub holds Asmodeus back before they can fight.

Beelzebub: You're just pissy nobody wants to fuck with a flaming pile of clown shit. *conjures a ice-cream stick with the shape of a dildo* Also, suck a dick!

She throws it at Mammon, but misses and hits his chair.

Mammon: Why don't you buzz on back to your mutt, *flips off Beelzebub* bitch!

Beelzebub: Why don't you keep fucking yourself, ya big asshole!

Satan has had enough of their bickering and decides to settle this.

Satan: Why don't we take a vote. Who wants to listen to hours of testimony?

Asmodeus and Beelzebub raises their hand to vote for a testimony for Blitzo, and spotlights shine on them to signify their vote. Moxxie and Millie raise their own hand to vote as well, and they turned to Loona. Despite her annoyance, Loona rolls her eyes and raise her hand to make a vote for a testimony, spotlights shine on them as well.

Satan: Who wants to kill this imp bastard and get home for lunch?

In a one-sided majority vote, the whole jury raised their hand and the spotlights shine on every single one of them, voting for kill Blitzo instead. Beelzebub was so disappointed at everyone that she flips at the jury before sitting down with Asmodeus, who is equally annoyed.

Beelzebub: Oh fuck all 'a y'all.

Mammon: HAH! Suck it ya bloody [HONK]!

In a fit of anger, Beelzebub conjures a ice-popsicle dick and throws it into Mammon's mouth, knocking him back.

Andrealphus makes a menacing chuckle at the vote, and conjures a ice platform to set stairs down at Blitzo.

Andrealphus: You should've remained in your place, imp. You see, this is what happens when lesser demons try to step out of line.

Andrealphus steps his heels on Blitzo's forehead before disappearing in a whish of mist. With the jury decided, Satan makes his sentencing. The chains around Blitzo disappears as he moves the frost from Andrealphus away. Striker tips his hat to the courtroom, sumgly, as his platform descends back into the floor. Vassago watches from the balcony while tapping his finger on the rail, believing that something didn't feel right.

Satan: For the treacherous crime of stealing a Goetia's grimoire for illegal use, bringing harm to a Goetic prince and his daughter, and accessing the mortal coil without clearance or procedure: you, Blitzo, and your crew, are hereby sentenced... [speaks in a very deep ominous tone] TO DEATH.

Upon hearing the sentencing, the whole gang were horrified of their fates. Loona, Millie, and Moxxie are stunned in disbelief. Blitzo was very broken when he is fated to be executed. His eyes are shown with sadness.

Mammon: Hey, Levy! After we celebrate this imps' death, let's go out, huh? Out on the town, what do you reckon?

Leviathan's left head seems to be interested about the idea, while her right head is disgusted by it.

Satan: And due to your bold actions against the laws of Hell, your execution will be broadcasted across the Seven Rings. To remind all of imp-kind, hellborns, and sinners why our power must never be challenged again.

In addition to the execution, Satan conjures cameras for all of Hell to witness the execution live. All over Hell, every Imp, hellborn, and sinner, at the time just doing their daily chores and activity, witness their televisions magically being turned on to air the execution. Everyone, including Verosika Mayday, Wally Wackford, Barbie Wire, the Hazbin Hotel crew, Tom, and Fizzarolli, are watching the live broadcast. The hotel crew grew worried for the imp gang and were wondering if there was anything they could do. However, Charlie came up with an idea. And texted someone. Fizzarolli was so shocked that he grabs his phone to text Asmodeus.

At the courtoom, Asmodeus receives Fizzarolli's texts that said, "OMFS", "Ozzie", "DO SOMTH", and etc. Asmodeus can't do anything as the sentencing was already decided, and Satan had the final say, so all he can do is look on with a somber expression.

The court stand where Blitzo was at suddenly turns into an execution block. Blitzo frantically tries to remove the mouthguard as the Reapers appear behind him and the rest of the gang. As they grab onto them, Blitzo successfully removes the mouthguard piece.

Blitzo: NO! Not them, Your Highness! It was me, it was all me, okay? Y-you can't expect to teach anyone a lesson by killing all of us!

Satan was so infuriated that just him standing up caused a thunderous quake, frightening the demons. He gets up and personal to Blitzo, bearing down his anger at him for telling him how to do a punishment.

Satan: You dare try to tell me how to PUNISH!?

Yogirt: Uh, Satan! Heh, sorry. You know what, today is an amethyst and you're acting kind of ruby. Yeah? Try some meditatioooon, re-align your chakraaaas.

Blitzo: Look, all that Hell is gonna see is you executing imps who are just trying to do their job! I'm the rogue here, not them!

Moxxie shoves away from the Reaper holding him.

Moxxie: Blitzo, what are you doing?

Satan: *Sighs* Fine.

Satan sits back at his throne.

Satan: I suppose I created imp-kind to be obedient, I see no reason to punish the dutiful. Just axe the mouthy one.

Blitzo: Oh shit, I did not see that coming, look I'm sorry Mox, I did everything I could-

Moxxie: You know he means you, right?

Blitzo was confused of what Moxxie was talking about. He then heard the Reaper growling and felt the Reaper's hand on his shoulder, realizing that Moxxie was actually referring to him. Deadpanned, Blitzo curses at himself.

Blitzo: Fuck me.

Meanwhile, Stolas channel surfs with Y/n by his side at his mansion between "Hell-a-Novela S2" and a Wacky Charms commercial. They then stumbles upon the execution and Stolas almost chokes on his beverage and Y/n stares wide eyed. They know immediately what must be done.

Stolas: Oh, my Lucifer! What are they doing?

Y/n: Oh my God, what's happening?

Stolas: They're going to execute, Blitzy and the others. We have to do something. We have to stop this. We'll have to use the magic powers and abilities I taught you and Via, my owlet.

Y/n: Yeah, I remember every magic power and ability, we're gonna help them out, dad.

Stolas: Are you ready, my starlight?

She nods back with determination.

Y/n: I am ready, dad.

Back in the courtroom, Blitzo is just about to be executed. A Reaper takes the chains off of Blitzo's body. Blitzo then looks at the rest of I.M.P.

Satan: Do you have any final words? We'll pretend to care.

Blitzo: All I was trying to do was rise above this stupid fucking place YOU ALL FORCED US INTO!

Moxxie: Your Highness, please. Blitzo just--

Blitzo: Moxxie, stop.

Moxxie: Blitzo, I can't let you--

Blitzo: This big red bitch never planned on hearing us out.

The camera pans from the couple up to Loona, who was looking at Blitzo with glossy eyes over losing her father.

Blitzo: Just... just take care of Loona for me. And tell Y/n I always thought of her as my bestie.

Moxxie starts to tear up in disbelief. He holds onto his wife and turns his face away.

Moxxie: *crying* No! I can't look, Millie...

A bunch of chains surround Blitzo's body, holding him by the neck as he was forced to the chopping block. The Reaper conjures an axe in his hand to kill Blitzo with. Its eyes glow an ominous flaming red. He raises it, Moxxie and Millie hold on to each other with tears in their eyes as Blitzo accepts his fate. Loona starts to tear up and whimpers like a dog, turning her head away from the gruesome scene. As Blitzo takes one last look at Millie, who looks at him. He too starts to cry and smiles .

Blitzo: I love you guys.

With that, the Reaper brings the axe down with a loud chop.

Everyone in Hell gasps upon seeing this. Andrealphus smiles wickedly as two feathers land on Blitzo's body.

Yogirt: *gasps* Oh my holy heck.

Right in the nick of time, Stolas and Y/n have entered the courtroom, preventing Blitzo from being executed. They lift the axe with all their might using their magic.

At the same time, Blitzo was accidentally being smushed by Stolas' butt up close.

Blitzo: Ugh, Stolas, get your ass out of my face!

He looks and sees Y/n beside him.

Blitzo: Y/n, my bestie.

Y/n glares at the Reaper with glowing red eyes and then uses her telekinesis to hold it in the air, suffocate it, and use a magic spell of goetia magic to squeeze the Reaper demon to death, splattering its blood in around it.

Stolas and Blitzo with stare at her show of power.

Y/n walks away from the Reaper executioner's remains and uses her magic to undo the chains binding Blitzo.

Y/n stood protectively at both of their sides.

Satan was outraged by Stolas' and Y/n's intervention, grabbing Yogirt roughly like a squeeze toy.

Satan: *grabs Yogirt* What in LUCIFER'S HELL IS THIS?!

Y/n: We're not letting you kill the ones we care about!

Andrealphus: N/n, Stolas, what are you two doing here?

Y/n: We're stopping this fucking trial, you ice bitch!

Andrealphus stares with a wide eyed look at what his niece called him.

Y/n looks to her dad and back to the others.

Stolas: I am about to explain everything!

Stolas: In the only way I know how... song!

Blitzo slumps his face down on the Execution block, and Stolas hears Vassago cheering.

Vassago: YES! Yes! Cántalo (sing it) baby!

Y/n smiles at the support of others.

Satan sits back in his throne, letting go of Yogirt as Stolas begins to sing his song, Y/n watches her dad sing out his feelings.

Stolas: ♪ I came down just as soon as I heard of the imp ♪

♪ Stood accused of a devilish crime ♪

Stolas conjures standing platforms as stairs with his magic.

♪ Could it be that a worm such as this half a brain ♪

♪ Could concoct such a plot so sublime? ♪

♪ Does this fool deserve the flame? ♪

♪ Or is someone else to blame? ♪

Like who, you ask?

♪ Some kind of mastermind ♪

♪ A mind behind the plan! ♪

Stolas conjures himself in one of the jury's stands.

♪ Some villain's grand design ♪

♪ To use the book ♪

♪ To breach the world of man! ♪

Mammon, who was annoyed as listening to Stolas, was busy playing with block letters when Stolas smacks them away, and eyes suspiciously at Mammon.

♪ Could he be roaming free? ♪

Stolas moves around Leviathan.

♪ Scheming more mastermindery? ♪

Stolas shadows up over to Asmodeus before moving around to Beelzebub before conjuring his demon form to fly back to Blitzo and Y/n.

♪ Will he rest?

♪ Who knows what he may unleash ♪

♪ Next, do you execute this little wretch? ♪

♪ Pat yourself on the back, close the case ♪

♪ Let this imp take the blame, take the fame ♪

♪ Let his name light a fire in the hearts of his race! ♪

♪ Why it's more than I can bare ♪

♪ I must make all of Hell aware! ♪

Fuck it!

♪ I am the mastermind, the hand that holds the strings! ♪

Satan hears Stolas' claim, making him flare his massive wings as he leans forward in his throne

♪ No simple imp of mine could master the disaster ♪

♪ Oh it stings! ♪

♪ That you thought ♪

♪ You had caught the schemer of the schemes I wrought! ♪

♪ I confess! ♪

♪ It was me and I have no regrets! ♪

With one spin of his cape, Stolas conjures himself, Y/n, and Blitzo into a star realm with no one but the three of them.

Y/n stares proudly at the two.

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ I have regrets ♪

♪ Why are we throwing our freedom away ♪

♪ For this idiot? ♪

Blitzo: ♪ What have you done? ♪

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ I would rather be dead ♪

Blitzo and Stolas and Y/n: ♪ I can't/Than live life without you by my side ♪

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ So if it keeps you alive! ♪

Blitzo: ♪ What are you doing, I don't deserve this! ♪

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ I am the mastermind, the master of my fate! ♪

Blitzo: ♪ I realized too late! ♪

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ Sure as the stars have shined ♪

Blitzo and Stolas and Y/n: ♪ Don't give your life/I'll give my life to clean my/your slate! ♪

Stolas And Y/n: ♪ You're my light ♪

Blitzo: ♪ You're my heart ♪

Blitzo and Stolas and Y/n: ♪ Only death can rend our love apart! ♪

Upon Stolas and Blitzo with Y/n finishing their line, Satan suddenly laughs darkly with amusement. The realm fades back into the courtroom.

Satan: *Laughs* Well, isn't that adorable?

We have been betrayed by one of our own. A Goetic demon.

Your hubris has gotten the better of you, Prince Stolas.

Y/n glares at him, unfazed.

Satan starts to make his appearance and stands up. With every step he makes, Satan cracks the steps.

♪ I am the mastermind, and here I am the law (Deadly Sins: He is the law) ♪

Satan: ♪ I've ruled the endless dark ♪

♪ Since long before the golden angel's fall. ♪

Satan conjures a flame silhouette of Lucifer when he was still an angel before crushing it with his hands. At Lucifer's empty throne, there was a note that said, "BRB. 5 Min." One of his rubber ducks was placed to be a reminder, but the note was old and covered in cobwebs, indicating that he hadn't been in the throne for a long time. Asmodeus and Beelzebub exchange looks and rolled their eyes over Satan's boasting since they both know who's really in charge of Hell.

♪ So you see ♪ *Satan's eyes flames up*

♪ Next to me, your master plans all look so small ♪

Satan's presence was strong enough to create explosions in the courtroom, nearly making Stolas fall. Flames shoot up in front of him before Satan was large enough to look down on Stolas' puny figure.

♪ Little mice ♪

♪ When you break my rules ♪

♪ You pay the price! ♪

With the end of the note, chains spring up from the gallows and captures Stolas, binding him to the ground. Satan takes his seat and points at Blitzo and his crew.

Y/n glares with protectiveness to the ones she cares about.

Satan: Release the pawn!

The chains around Blitzo disappears, but Stolas remain steadfast to his fate.

Y/n glares.

Satan: Stolas of the Ars Goetia, (speaks in ominous tone) you are a disgrace.

Blitzo fears for Stolas and runs over to him, grabbing his cape to pull him back.

Blitzo: No! No, th-Stolas, you- you can't! You can't do this! Y/n, bestie!

Stolas makes one glance behind to Y/n and Blitzo before facing forward.

Blitzo: Stolas please! Y/n!

Two Reapers appear and then grabs Blitzo. They drag him away from Stolas and Y/n and Blitzo struggles to break free.

Blitzo: Get the FUCK off me!

Blitzo breaks free and tries to run back, but this time, the Reapers conjured a chain to catch Blitzo. His wrists are bound again, and he was dragged out of the courtroom.

Blitzo: Stolas! STOLAS!! Stolas! Y/n! Y/n! Y/n! Fucking-use your powers, do something! Stolas! Y/n! You two can't do this! 

Y/n came over and held his hand.

Y/n: Blitzo, everything will be okay. Trust us.

She said with a confident tone of voice and smiles to him.

She then lets go of him.

Blitzo was thrown out of the courtroom, his chains undone.

Blitzo: Ah, let me back in!

Blitzo looks up and makes break for the entrance, but the doors shut before he can reenter. He pulls the doors open to no vail.

Blitzo: WOW, this is a sturdy door!

Blitzo tries to punch it, but he hits it so hard he breaks his own wrist.

Blitzo: OW! My supple wrist!

Blitzo breaks down crying. The rest of I.M.P were also kicked out of the courtroom, but they didn't care. They were just glad they're alive, and Blitzo is okay. However, they were also crying, so saddened by their fates being spared in exchange for Stolas'. And also worry for Y/n. They bring Blitzo into a group hug.

Moxxie: (sobbing) Sir, sir-

Loona: (sobbing) Dad!

Moxxie: (sobbing) You're here.

Millie: (sobbing) Don't you ever do that to me again, you fucking idiot!

Blitzo was in tears, shocked of what happened to Stolas. He was unable to recuperate, devastated over the loss of Stolas. With his bestie, Y/n.

The Goetia prince then gets down on his knees, and with a heavy heart, rests his neck down on the Executioner's block. Y/n watches with a worried look fir her dad. Back in his mansion, Octavia watches in horror worried for her dad and sister, before heading to the door, only to be stopped by Stella. Octavia stares at her mother in horror, who then opens her arms and hugs her daughter. Octavia then starts to cry, closing her eyes as she hugs Stella, making twittering sounds of a sad bird. Unbeknownst to her, Stella reveals a wicked smirk but in slight concern, satisfied that Octavia and Y/n are finally hers now.

Back with Stolas, he awaits his death, while Satan just stares, confused. Y/n looks at the scene.

Satan: Uhhh...What're you doin'?

Stolas opens his eyes in surprise, and confusion by that question.

Stolas: Um... *stands up* I mean...aren't you going to....you know...

Stolas slides a finger across his throat.

Stolas: Execute me?

Satan: Hah! Aw no, 'course not. You are a Goetia.

Stolas: But I... committed a heinous crime!

Satan: Yeah you did. But, you are demon royalty sooo... your life has actual worth.

Stolas: So... uh… can I...*points to door* can I go then? Y/n too?

Satan then starts laughing for a moment, holding his legs, before turning serious again.

Satan: No. Ooh, ooh. No, no. You still definitely fucked up, we just need to figure out a fitting punishment for you.

Andrealphus comes into the picture to make a suggestion that is befitting for Stolas.

Y/n glares at him.

Andrealphus: Might I suggest something, Your Majesty?

Andrealphus makes a ice platform to slide down to Stolas.

Andrealphus: I think you should banish this shameful excuse for a prince *touches the chains to remove them* and allow someone else to take over his legions. Considering the heirs aren't yet of age, I'd be happy to volunteer. After all, I'm basically everything he is but, ahem, NOT! A deviant piece of shit.

Y/n glares at him with hatred as she looks to her dad with worry.

Satan: Yeah that works.

Satan then gets serious, snarling with smoke billowing from his jaws.

Satan: STOLAS! I hereby strip you of your status, your power, and your title;

With one hand, Satan raised a ancient set of golden rings with demonic hieroglyphs dating back to when Lucifer became fallen. Stolas looks on in horror as Andrealphus was gleefully happy.

Andrealphus: Yeees! Yeeesss! YEEESSSS!!

Andrealphus was getting turned on so much he ripped his coat off.

Satan: For the next hundred years.

Stolas was looking on horrified, but Andrealphus was outraged the sentencing was not even harsh enough to satisfy him.

Andrealphus: Oh motherfuck! Seriously?!

Crimson lightning crackles from the rings as they surround Stolas. Satan uses his magic to strike Stolas with the lightning, and then lifts them up as the lightning takes away everything from Stolas. Crimson lightning strikes Stolas from the eyes, stripping him of his own royal status. When the process is done, the lightning ceased, and Stolas falls down on the head block.

Satan: You will have to live amongst the citizens of Hell and revel in your failings! And once Octavia Goetia and Y/n Goetia become of age, they will both inherit your status, power, legions, and your title.

Andrealphus stares with wide eyes in shock.

Stolas, still weak and feeble, still manages to lift his head and looks at Satan pleadingly. Y/n comes by her dad's side and helped him up.

Stolas: [weakly] But, what about my daughters?

The rings reassemble themselves and is being lowered back to where they came from. Andrealphus comes to the scene.

Y/n glares at him.

Andrealphus: They'll be safe and sound...With their mother. The wholesome parent.

Y/n: *scoffs* Mom is anything but wholesome.

Andrealphus turns to look at her with a shocked mad look.

Andrealphus: What was that, niece? You still have to be with us.

Y/n: Mom is not anything you say. And you're just a whiny little asshole.

Andrealphus soon glares at her.

Andrealphus: At least I'm not dating a sinner.

Andrealphus was going to yell at her back but then Satan looks at her with a look of realization.

Satan: Wait a minute! You're the Y/n Goetia. The heroine of the Battle Of Exterminators against Heaven and hell. With Lucifer himself and his daughter Charlie. For that Hazbin Hotel redemption place.

Y/n nods to him.

Y/n: That's right.

Satan smiles to her.

Satan: Well, it's a pleasure to actually see you in person, your young Highness.

She then nods and smiles at him back.

Y/n: The pleasures all mine.

Andrealphus however, decided, to be a bitch, and say something else.

Andrealphus: But my lord, she's dating a sinner named Tom. Sinners are of lower class. And she's a Goetia. That's blasphemy! Tell her she can't see him ever again!

Y/n glared at him and was about to snap at him back.

Suddenly, a note drops on top of and appears in front of Satan and he takes it and reads it.

It was a letter from Lucifer himself and Charlie Morningstar.

It was a letter of of notification that they know what is happening and that Y/n is allowed to be with whoever she wants as her lover. As well as a decree to never kill one of her friends from the imp gang in a trial again. Based on their participation in the Battle Of Exterminators of Heaven and hell.

Satan then nods at this.

Satan: This letter is from Lucifer and Charlie Morningstar themselves. It allows Y/n to have any demon of any status to be her lover. And a decree to to never kill any one of her friends in the imp gang in a trial ever again, based on how they helped with the Extermination battle and protect hell itself as well.

Everyone then stared wide eyed, Andrealphus then became shocked even more.

Satan then puts down the paper and looks to Y/n and nods.

Satan: Very well, this will happen.

Andrealphus: What, but you can't just-

Satan: If you fight me and beat me in a fight, and show me your true power, your young highness. I've always wanted to see it for myself.

Y/n  then nods and smiles with determination.

Y/n: Alright. I agree. If you let my friends back in to see it themselves.

Satan nods.

Satan: Very well. Let them back in.

The imp gang was then let back in.

They rush over and hug both Y/n and Stolas.

Blitzo: Stolas. Y/n. Are you two okay?

Stolas: We're okay but I am weak, and my owlet N/n is about to fight Satan in a challenge as well. For your freedom and lives.

The imp gang: What?

Y/n: It'll be okay, guys.

She said with confidence.

Blitzo then smiles with confidence.

Blitzo: You got this, bestie.

Moxxie: You can do this, your highness Y/n.

Millie: You can beat him, girl.

Loona: Beat his ass, bestie.

Stolas hugs her.

Stolas: I believe in you, my starlight.

She hugs him back.

Y/n: Thanks, dad and you guys.

Y/n and her dad slowly pull away and then walks up to front of the court.

With everyone staring at her.

Satan soon came down from his throne.

And stood at the center, face to face with Y/n, as Y/n faced him back.

Satan: Are you prepared, your young highness?

Y/n looks at him and then nods with a brave smile.

Y/n: I am.

Her eyes then turn glowing bright red.

Satan: Show me what you got! I won't be taking it easy on you!

He then got into a fight stance and opened up his wings.

They both soon start to the fight.

Satan flew at Y/n with a punch.

However, she easy caught his punch attack with telekinesis and threw him back.

He hit the wall behind him harshly.

Everyone stared at how powerful Y/n's psychic magic really was.

Satan then stood back. 

Satan: You are quite talented, young highness. But I'll get you back for that!

He then flew at her again and tries to kick her but she easily teleports out of the way.

Once she teleported out of the way, she uses her fire powers and aims the fire attack at his eyes, which blinds him for a while. As she uses her psychic telekinesis to throw him harshly against the other side of the courtroom's wall.

She turns invisible and he slowly stands back up and looks around for her.

She then reappears and uses her transmutation powers to turn him into a small hell pig.

He looks to himself and became shocked and squealed like a helpless hell pig. He then panics and runs around in circles until he hits the wall hard enough to injure himself on the head.

Y/n smirks and uses her power to turn hell pig Satan back into his normal self.

Everyone stares in wonder, how that happened.

Satan slowly stood back up.

Satan: Impressive, but here I come!

He then ran at her head on to punch her again.

However, she used a shield barrier and stopped his attack and he held his hand in complete pain as he staggered back.

She then used an ice powers to attack directly and freeze his limbs, making him vulnerable and making him stand still.

She then used a light and dark psychic attack to attack him back as he fell to the ground with damaged limbs.

Satan: Interesting, young Goetia. It's my turn again!

He breathes fire at her.

Y/n then stood and got ready for the attack aimed at her by the big dragon sin.

She got her ice powers set.

She uses her ice powers to negate his fire attack and they both canceled each other's powers out.

She then lifted her hand up and her hand glowed blue, purple, and white as her eyes glowed bright red.

She then used her psychic telekinesis to break his arm and wings, making him incapable of being able to fly. He groaned in pain and fell onto the ground holding himself up.

Y/n stares him with red eyes.

She then used her transmutation ability again and teleported a feral hellhound right in front of Satan.

Y/n points at Satan to order the feral hellhound to attack him.

The feral hellhound runs at Satan and it bites his arms, legs, and face.

Satan howled in pain tries to get the feral hellhound off of him, but it kept on attacking him nonstop.

Y/n smirks with a laugh at this and uses her transmutation ability and teleportion magic to teleport the feral hellhound away once again. Satan was stunned by this.

He looks back at her.

Satan: *groans in pain* You are quite powerful, but I am still up, here I come, young highness!

He ran at her to punch her.

However, she used her ice powers to freeze the ground and make it icy and slippery. Satan then slipped and fell down onto the ground once again, hitting the floor harshly.

He tries to stand up again. 

She then used this moment to her advantage and used a light and psychic attack to attack head on, hitting him directly, hitting in his front side entirely.

He hit the wall on the other side once again, he was buried beneath big piles of stones.

He then stood up again and looked at her.

Satan: Very well, time to get serious!

Satan then lifted his hands to his sides and created a huge fireball above him. It grew big in size and in power. He then aims the fireball attack at Y/n and threw it at her.

Y/n, however, anticipated this with her precognition and clairvoyance and lifted her hand and negated the attack and aims the attack right back at Satan himself.

He stared with wide eyes as his own attack was aimed back him and hit him head on.

He then fell to the ground burned, bruised, and beaten back.

He manages to slightly stand up.

Satan: Finally, a worthy opponent!

He charges at her.

However, she then disappears.

He stops his attack and looks around for her.

She then reappears and leviates up in the air and uses a light attack to blind him temporarily.

He staggered back.

She then uses this opportunity to attack him with psychic and light magic attacks which slash, cut, and slice with precision at his chest, front, and sides, attacking and damaging his vitals, leaving him heavily incapacitated. Making him bleed out from her attacks.

She then raised her hand with glowed with blue, purple, and white with her psychic telekinesis magic. She then lifted him up and held him in a psychic chokehold.

She began to suffocate him in the air as he struggled to get air leaving him barely awake and then she used a light and psychic attack to throw him harshly against the wall and ground, making face the ground in pain.

He looked and could see that his own blood began to bled out, already starting to get worn out.

Satan: You made me bleed, no one has ever been ever to make me bleed like this before, even before Lucifer. How is this possible? How can you have this much powers and abilities?

Y/n then smirks at him, her true confidence shown.

Everyone in the courtroom watched the fight, as well as everyone else in hell from the tv channel on the TV channel showing the fight.

Every imp, hellborn, and sinner watched.

Octavia gets away from her mom's hold to watch her sister fight.

Octavia: Come on, sis. You can do this. You can win, N/n!

The Hazin Hotel crew watched with shock, surprise, and excitement.

Charlie: Come on, Y/n! You got this, Y/n! You can win this, bestie!

Vaggie: You can win this, Y/n!

Alastor: You are quite amazing at this, Y/n!

Angel Dust: Beat his big red ass, Y/n!

Husk: Show that dickhead you're in charge, Y/n!

Cherri Bomb: You got this, Y/n!

Niffty: Make more of his blood pour, Y/n!

Lucifer: You are quite powerful, and have special power and abilities with you, you can do this, you can win, Y/n!

Verosika: You can win this, Y/n!

Vortex: You got this, you can win, Y/n!

Fizzarolli: Come on, you can win, Y/n!

Tom watched the fight on the TV as well as everyone else in hell with his girlfriend shown on TV.

Tom: You can win this, Y/n! You can win against anyone and anything! I love you so much, my owl princess!

Everyone in the courtroom watched with excitement at the fight with full interest.

Beezelebub: You got this, you're awesome girl, N/n!

Asmodeus: You can win this, you're amazing, Y/n!

Vassago: You got this, chica (girl)!

Even some of the other Goetia and royals began to cheer for Y/n.

Y/n looked around and saw how there was support from others to cheer her on.

Satan then weakly stood up from the ground, dripping his own blood.

Satan: I am going to use the last of my energy and power on this attack!

Y/n looked back him with determination.

Y/n: And I am as well!

Her eyes glowed light blue and white with a heavenly angelic glow briefly before turning into a blood red with her eyes glowing bright red.

Y/n changed into her complete full shadow owl raven demon form. However, this form was 10 times bigger than her usual form. Her full form was a huge owl raven shadow form, even bigger than her dad Stolas' full demon form. With her wings, body, and eyes glowing blood red. Her full owl raven demon form was even bigger than Satan himself.

Her eyes glowed full bright red.

Everyone stared in completely awe of Y/n's full shadow owl raven demon form. Some with shock. While some with fear. For the first time since he faced Lucifer himself or anyone before, Satan has felt something he hadn't felt in ages, his own fear.

Octavia: She did it!

Charlie: Amazing!

Imp gang: Wow!

Loona: That's fucking awesome!

Tom: That's my powerful owl princess!

Stolas: Oh, my, owlet!

Andrealphus, Striker, and Stella through the her tv then got worried at how powerful Y/n really was.

Full Owl Raven Demon Form Y/n: Let's end this.

Y/n flew up in the air and flew at full speed at Satan and agiley used her wings for a lethal wing attack to slash and slice at him harshly, making him roar in complete pain, slicing open his chest front and internal being.

He fell to the ground in a completely sliced snd bloody.

He tried lifting his chest and head up.

Y/n then used a light and psychic power beam attack and shot it directly at Satan.

It hit him directly back onto the ground. He could feel the energy and power within him leaving him.

He coughs out blood and groaned out in complete pain.

Y/n then flew in the air and lifts him up in the air with her full owl raven being with her psychic telekinesis and drops him back down onto the ground harshly.

Satan then fell harshly onto to the ground, his entire being completely wiped out at this point.

Y/n then uses one last light and psychic beam of pure Goetia magic from her beak and shot it at Satan directly on the ground.

He laid in pain having taken the full hit of the powerful light attack.

He was worn out, damaged, and bleeding heavily all over, having taken a heavy beating.

Satan: *bruised and aching* Y-you have very much overwhelmed me, young Goetia. You are quite powerful, young highness. I am impressed at how you have this kind of power and ability. You have overwhelmed me...

Satan then tries to lift his head but drops down with broken bleeding head, knees, arms, and legs and laid down face down onto the ground completely beaten.

Everyone then stares at the scene in front of them, as if there were anything against Y/n completely winning this fight.

Andrealphus, Striker, and Mammon looked like they wanted to say something, but Y/n roared at them loudly with her big Goetia form and shut up with her mind control powers.

They whimpered like little puppy dogs.

Belphegor woke up from her nap and freaked out and was going to say something in a squeak, but Y/n roared at her too and shut up with her mind control powers as well.

Full Owl Raven Demon Form Y/n: SHUT THE FUCK UP, LAZY ASS SHEEP BITCH!

Belphegor just whimpered and covered her face with her hands and shrank back in her seat in fear of the huge Goetia form and stayed quiet like a good little sheep bitch.

Belphegor: ...sorry.

Full owl raven demon form Y/n then looked back to Satan.

Satan: ...I yield...you have won the match, your young highness. And there are no objections to how you won and anything against it.

Full owl raven demon form Y/n changes back into her normal Goetia form. 

She smiles and nods at him.

Y/n: The pleasure is all mine, Satan. You were powerful too. You've earned respect.

Satan manages to stand back up and walks up to Y/n.

Satan quietly laughs.

Satan: And you are quite powerful too, your young highness. I am quite impressed as well. You have earned my respect, Y/n Goetia.

They both shook hands.

Everyone then cheered at the scene.

Both the courtroom and through the tv.

Octavia: She actually did it! She really did it! Way to go, N/n!

Stella just stared with a shocked look.

The Hazbin Hotel crew all cheered.

Charlie: That's my awesome,  bestie!

Tom: That's my owl princess! She's beautiful and amazing! I have to go see her!

He left the room.

Imp gang: That was awesome!

Loona: That's my bestie!

Blitzo: *hugs Loona* That's my bestie too!

Beezelebub: Way to go, girl!

Asmodeus: That was awesome, Y/n!

Stolas: *came over and hugged Y/n* I am so proud of you, owlet. You are my powerful owlet daughter like your sister, Via. You are amazing, my starlight.

She hugs him back with a smile.

Y/n: Thanks, dad.

She looks to him.

Y/n: I will still visit you when I can, dad. But I will still see mom and uncle Andrealphus for Octavia. I will still see you too, dad.

Stolas: That's fine, starlight. Make sure you and Octavia stay safe together though. I love you both so much, my starlight.

Y/n: I will, dad.

Satan: I guess that settles it. *Clears throat and claps his hand* Court's adjourned, time for lunch!

Relieved that the trial is over Mammon celebrates by getting his favorite food: a bucket of green chicken drums and tenders.

Mammon: Yeah!! It's fucking lunch time!

Mammon slams his face on the food and gobbles it all up on a wild rockstar frenzy. Some of the spectators were cheering him on. Asmodeus and Beelzebub looked on in disgust. They both congralated Y/n with proud smiles. Beelzebub looks on Stolas with slight worry. But reassured with Y/n there with him.

Blitzo: Let's go home, guys.

Stolas: Yes, please.

Y/n gives a smile to her dad.

Everyone cheered for Y/n on the way out.

The Reapers picks up the weakened Stolas by his arms but Y/n glares at them with red eyes making them afraid and back off, she and Blitzo carry him out. As Andrealphus approaches, stepping on Stolas' hat, to gloat at him one last time. But with nervousness at Y/n.

Andrealphus: Buh-bye Stolas. Enjoy horny jail.

Y/n glares at him.

Y/n: Shut up, uncle!

Andrealphus immediately backs away and tries to compose himself again.

The imp gang and two Goetias went outside in the courtroom. 

Blitzo: It'll be okay, Stolas.

Y/n: It will, dad.

Stolas: I… have been banish-ed-

Stolas was then hit by a coffee drink. Y/n and Blitzo turns to see an imp janitor flipping Stolas off.

Imp Janitor: You suck, Stolas!

Blitzo: Hey! *flips him off back* Fuck off, fuck-o!

Y/n: Get lost, fucker!

She then telekinetically breaks his arm and leg and he runs off scared.

Stolas: No, it's fine, N/n and Blitzo. *stands up* I'm okay.

Blitzo: You need a ride home.

Stolas: I… have no home now. Everything I have is gone.

Y/n hugs her dad.

The I.M.P looked at Stolas with sympathy. They understand now that Stolas is no longer a royalty, meaning he's lost everything he had when he was a prince. Y/n holds her dad's hand.

Blitzo: Look, come with me, alright? Let's get you out of here, n' you'll need a place to stay. Is that alright, bestie?

He looks to Y/n.

She nods back.

Y/n: Yeah, Blitzo. But you are gonna take good care of my dad.

Blitzo: Don't worry, I will, bestie.

He smiles to her as she smiles back. 

Blitzo and Y/n take Stolas' hand and walk him out of the courtroom with I.M.P following behind somberly.

Outside of the courthouse where Moxxie and Millie call in a taxi to take them home. Moxxie has the door open for Millie to enter through, followed by Moxxie.

Millie: Yeaaah, let's not do that again.

Moxxie looked at Stolas, Y/n, Blitzo, and Loona with an unhappy expression after almost losing his life but with happy smile fir Y/n winning the match and Millie before he waves at them goodbye. Blitzo waves back as Y/n smiles as the taxi leaves.

Now, Y/n, Blitzo, and Loona takes Stolas to their apartment to stay in, since he has nowhere else to go. As they walk down the sideway, they can hear the cheers of thousands of Imps, hellbirn, and sinners in the city. Blitzo looked up and saw them holding signs saying "We love Blitzo!" with the O obstructed. And the others all cheering Y/n's name. Blitzo waves at them, smiling nervously. Y/n smiles back at them.

Blitzo: Ah. Thank you everyone, thank you.

Y/n: Uh, thanks.

As they walk past the cheering audience, Stolas was being thrown at with garbage, dung, and was poured with green garbage liquid waste. Blitzo and Y/n come to his defense.

Blitzo: Gracias. But- okay- the- the throwing? Not necessary, heh, 'kay? Thank you.

Y/n: Yeah, gracias. But no throwing stuff at my dad. Alright?

The scene cuts to the inside of Blitzo and Loona's apartment. Loona opens the door and turns on the lights. Blitzo lets Stolas inside. As Y/n leads him in. He holds her hand gently. Stolas seemed perplexed by Blitzo and Loona's place. He looked at the many pictures of them together, Loona's adoption certificate, and a picture of Barbie Wire with Blitzo's face scribbled out when they were young. Stolas hits one of the ceiling fans as Y/n helps him down and place it up before both looking at Loona and Blitzo.

Loona places the van keys on the counter.

Loona: Hey, um. I'm so glad you're okay.

Relieved that her father is alive, Loona bends and hugs Blitzo. In return, he hugs her back.

Loona: I love you, dad.

With that, Loona breaks away to go into her room. Upon seeing Blitzo and Loona hugging, Stolas was saddened at first but then looks to Y/n with a sad smile as she smiles back. He was glad that hus daughter was here to remind him of being a dad to his two beloved daughters.

They both guve each other a dad and daughter hug of their own.

The scene transitions to the bathroom where Stolas still has that solemn stare as he was getting washed and cleaned by Y/n and Blitzo. They squeeze a sponge and wash Stolas.

Blitzo: Here we go, here we go.

Stolas flaps his lips but trues to smile fir his daughter.

Y/n: Here you are. Some nice agua, dad.

Blitzo and Y/n hear the door knocking, and comes to open it, showing Loona with a neat fold of clothes for Stolas. She smiles and Y/n and Blitzo take them. When they turn, they saw Stolas' head drowning in the water, still devastated from his banishment.

Blitzo: Oop! Try not to inhale the water. *closes the door, but opens again* Yeah, try not inhaling the water. *closes the door again*

Y/n: I got you, dad. Try not to inhale water.

Stolas makes a heavy sign of his depression but smiles his daughter.

She left for a moment.

While Stolas was cleaning himself, Y/n came by his side as they smiled to each other.

Blitzo checks his phone and sees the bulletin news of I.M.P surviving their trial against the Seven Deadly Sins and Y/n being a heroine to others, which earns them a spectacular reputation. He scrolls to the right and sees a lot of messages from many imps who want to work for I.M.P.

Y/n just hugs her dad more as he hugs back.

Blitzo smiles at his newfound fame when he sees the messages.

The bathroom door opens, and Stolas comes out, all cleaned up, and wearing Loona's sweater with Y/n by his side.

She looks at the time.

Y/n: I have to get going, dad. I have go see Via. And make sure she's alright.

Stolas: Do you have to? I guess you have to, owlet. I'll miss you a lot,my owlet.

Y/n: I'll miss you too, dad.

They both share one last dad and daughter hug.

Y/n: Bye, dad.

Stolas: Bye, my starlight.

She waves at him with a bright smile and then makes her way to the door.

Y/n: *to Blitzo and Loona* Bye, guys.

Blitzo and Loona: Bye, bestie.

She then left the apartment and closed the door.

Stolas then walks over to the couch and lies down with Blitzo helping. Once he is settled, Stolas turns to Blitzo who was getting a blanket to cover him.

Stolas: Thank you, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Thank you, Stolas. To you and Y/n. For saving my life.

Stolas: Always. My starlight saves everyone.

Blitzo was uncertain of what else he wanted to say. He crosses his arms and turns around to process. After some thought, he turns back to Stolas.

Blitzo: Hey, Stolas I-

Blitzo paused when he notices Stolas was already sleeping. He chuckles, blushes and kisses him on the cheek. Blitzo lies back against his beanbag chair and looks outside to see fireworks exploding in celebration of I.M.P. Outside of his apartment, there are banners that demons posted to celebrate for I.M.P and Blitzo for their valiant survival. And Y/n's win. Blitzo looks on as the fireworks explodes across Imp City and the episode ends.

Later on, returning back to the manor, Y/n arrives back.

Just as she's about to enter, Tom came by.

Y/n: Hey, babe.

Tom: Hey, my beautiful baby.

They both kissed each other in a long deep passionate kiss.

Tom: You're amazing, baby. Sorry about your dad, though. 

Y/n: Thanks, babe. And it's alright. I'll watch over my dad and Via for now on.

Tom: I know you will, my babe.

They cuddled together close.

Y/n: I love you, my loving sinner.

Tom: I love you, my owl princess.

They brought their faces close together.

Y/n invites him in as he accepts. They both head in the manor. They held hands close in each other's.

The couple decides to spend the night together in their wonderfully shown romance.

Chapter 47: Sinsmas

The episode begins with Stolas waking up in a mountain of horse plushies, much to his surprise. The camera pans around the apartment showing various horse themed objects, even a horse show on TV. The camera goes to Blitzo, who is in the kitchen making breakfast.

Blitzo: Well, good morning there, Prince Sleeps-A-Lot! *chuckles* D'you sleep well, big bird?

Stolas: *yawns* Best I could, I suppose.

He looks at a rocking horse who is missing an eye. He then picks up a horse plushie and tosses it aside.

Stolas: Uhhh... My, Blitzo...hoohoo *chuckles* you sure have a lot of... horses.

Blitzo smiles in response, and Stolas fully turns to him.

Stolas: Iiissss there a story behind that?

Blitzo: There is... *darkness reminiscent of flames surround him* But it's way too long, and way too traumatic... *the darkness suddenly disappears* Breakfast'll be ready in a jiff!

Blitzo smiles and continues making breakfast. Stolas also smiles before frowning, and walks to a cabinet in the bathroom. He opens the cabinet with a horse and a few other objects and tries to reach for something, but it's not there. He looks down at the running sink.

Stolas: Blitzo? Um... Would you be able to grab some-

The camera cuts to the kitchen, with Blitzo setting eggs on a plate.

Blitzo: Grab some what?

Back inside the bathroom, Stolas, looking sad and in distress, looks from the sink up to his reflection in the mirror. He forces a smile before turning the sink off.

Stolas: Nevermind!

Stolas walks out of the bathroom. He then walks over to the table set up by Blitzo, having their breakfast ready, consisting of Pancakes, scrambled eggs and bacon.

Blitzo: Okay, so, I don't know what you eat, so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya. Got some eggs, made 'em special!

Stolas gags in his mouth a bit. Blitzo looks shocked, before looking at the eggs, and back to Stolas, putting together what he did.

Blitzo: Oh. Oh shit. I'm sorry. Is this- th-that's like cannibalism for you, isn't it?

Stolas: *poking the eggs with his fork* No, just rather off-putting. But it is protein, I suppose. *eats a bite of his eggs*

Blitzo: Uh huh... *takes a bite* So w-wha- what do you normally eat?

Stolas: Normally I dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff; full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities such as roasted vole or... fire koi?

An intrigued Blitzo simply looks up at Stolas.

Stolas: A fresh kale salad?

Blitzo: Oh, nice. Anything that I can get that's affordable?

Stolas: Maybe some... rats?

As soon as Stolas finishes his sentence, Blitzo quickly gets up and puts their breakfast in the sink to wash the dishes.

Blitzo: On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon!

Stolas: Mm, well, that'd be nice. Rats were always N/n's and Via's favorite snack. That and chocolate chip cookies.

Stolas is about to sip his coffee, until he suddenly remembers Y/n and Octavia.

Stolas: *gasps* Oh no! Where's your phone?

The camera cuts to the palace. Y/n's and Octavia's phones are ringing, and they smile as Y/n answers hers and puts hers on silent for a moment and Octavia attempts to answer hers until Stella snatches it away from her.

Stella: Sorry, sweeties. No talking to that deadbeat. Andrealphus, look who's finally calling!

Andrealphus, sitting nearby with a book in hand and reading glasses on his face looks up.

Andrealphus: Oooh! Took him this long? That's hilarious.

Octavia's phone continues to ring but Stella doesn't even bother to answer it. Y/n glares at her mom and uncle. She, instead continues to gloat with her brother. Octavia sits on the couch with Y/n, clutching a pillow and frowning. Y/n hugs her close. She shows she still has her phone with their dad on the phone, Via smiles and nods back.

Stella: He thinks he's going to talk to his daughters! Hilarious! *laughs*

Andrealphus: Hilarious! *laughs*

Stella: Hilarious!

The two siblings laugh together. Y/n and Octavia becoming more fed up, and get up from the sofa. They walk past some butlers, who are putting up a poster of Andrealphus over a portrait of Stolas, Y/n, and Octavia, and they leave the room and head to their shared bedroom.

Once they get back into their bedroom, Y/n answers the call.

Y/n and Octavia: Dad?

Stolas: N/n! Via! My owlets! How are you, my dears? I miss you both so much!

Y/n: We're both alright, dad.

Octavia: We miss you too a lot, dad.

Y/n: A whole lot.

Stolas: Oh my, dears! I am so glad you both are okay. I wish I could come see you two right now. It would mean the absolute world to me.

Y/n: It would mean the world to us too, dad.

Octavia: We wish we could come see you too, dad.

Stolas: If there's a time you can come see me, please come by and see me, I would love it more than anything.

Y/n: We'll try to see you soon, dad. I promise that. Not even mom or uncle Andrealphus can stop us from that.

Octavia: Yeah, that’s right, dad. If we can, we'll come see you soon. We promise.

Stolas: Oh my, Lucifer. Thank you, my owlets, I would love that more than anything. I love you so much, my starlight and starfire.

Y/n and Octavia: We love you too, dad.

After their talk to each other, they hung up.

Hoping to speak and see each other real soon.

Cut back to Blitzo's apartment.

Blitzo is cleaning and washing dishes as Stolas finishes his call.

Stolas is satisfied by being able to speak to his daughters, however still has the strong will to see them both in person again.

Stolas: Thank goodness, they're both okay. I don't hope they can see me soon. I miss them both so dearly.

Blitzo: Don't worry, Stolas. I'm sure you'll get see N/n and Via real soon. It would be nice to see my bestie again, but for now let's go out for a bit.

Blitzo drags Stolas off the beanbag as the camera transitions to the two in Imp City, beginning a montage of their experiences in the city.

Song: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You take it day by day

They walk past booths selling a variety of items and foods, but when Stolas looks at a booth, the imp running the booth looks away from him. Next, in a grocery store, at the register, even more demons in line throw insults at Stolas after he unknowingly cuts in line in front of them. At a laundromat, Blitzo is talking with Stolas before the washer bursts open and floods their surroundings in bubbles, infuriating the demons around them.

Song: You got everything that you had thought you wanted

But you still feel so blue

Back at the apartment, on a new day, Stolas wakes up on the couch and goes to the bathroom. Again, he goes through the cabinet and reaches for something, but it's not there. He exits the bathroom and sees Blitzo cooking breakfast who ends up setting the kitchen on fire. At a diner, the two are eating breakfast, but the waitress serving coffee glares at Stolas. She grins and spits on his breakfast. An imp next to their table laughs at the former prince before Blitzo throws Stolas' breakfast at the imp. The waitress charges at Blitzo.

Song: And you don't know what to do

You're sitting at the end of the rainbow, but the pain grows

And you can't help let the strain show

'Cause what else are you to do?

At a clothing store named "Frock Off!", Stolas goes through a variety of outfits. Blitzo stands by to make opinions while an imp employee waits patiently.

The camera then cuts to Blitzo trying to catch a rat in an alleyway, but Stolas is distracted with his attempts to call Y/n and Octavia. Blitzo grabs the phone, and the camera zooms out to reveal Blitzo, in bad shape, with the rat biting his eye, then crawling around his head afterwards, much to Stolas' shock.

Song: Keep it calm, life goes on, and on, and on

Nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong

So why do I still feel this way?

Back at the clothing store, Stolas goes through more outfits, Blitzo joining in trying them on at one point. The clothes keep piling on top of the employee. Once he's finished trying the clothes on, Blitzo goes to pay them, but his card is declined, angering the employee cashing him out. Ultimately, Stolas and Blitzo exit the store and run away down the street with their unpaid items, setting off the store’s alarms.

Song: Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

You take it day by day

Stolas: Is this how everyone acts when they don't have money?

Blitzo: Nope, this is how I act when I don't have money!

Song: Ooh

The scene transitions to Stolas closing the cabinet who is looking at his reflection in the cabinet mirror, ending the montage. Outside, Stolas walks to the couch and falls onto it. He squawks despondently. Just then, Blitzo rises from behind the couch.

Blitzo: Eyyy, Stolas! Merry Sinsmas!

Blitzo topples the couch forward, catching Stolas in surprise as he falls onto the ground.

Stolas: Ahh! What the fuck was that for?!

Blitzo sits on the back side of the couch and takes out his calendar.

Blitzo: Uh, it's Sinsmas! You know, the day every Hellborn celebrates and acts on their birth sin? Or any sin, whichever ones they want, honestly!

Stolas: I cannot say I'm familiar with this holiday.

Blitzo: Really? Wow, rich people don't have any fun, do they?

Stolas: No, fun is free, but we can afford nice things.

Blitzo: You know what might help that privileged little attitude? Paperwork!

Blitzo gets up from the couch and the camera moves to Loona, who is eating dog treats straight from a box.

Blitzo: Why dontcha come on with me to the office, and help Loony with wi- wh- you know whatever the fuck her job is?

Stolas: Eugh, you have to spend your holiday at work?

Blitzo: I choose to spend my holiday at work! See, last year I set my apartment on fire, so this year we're doing it at the office. It's insured.

Stolas is visibly annoyed by those words, but walks to the door to join them anyway. The camera pans over to Loona once more, this time stuffing the box of dog treats right in her face. Blitzo grabs her by her tail and drags her as the scene cuts to the their arrival at the office.

Blitzo opens the office door and walks in. Stolas enters after him but hits his head on the walls atop the door.

Stolas: Oof, oh. Son of a bitch.

Loona enters the office shortly after with bundles of chips covering her face. Moxxie and Millie are already in the office who are playfully fighting each other because of the fact that they are native from the Wrath Ring. Moxxie grabs a bag of chips from Loona to protect himself from getting sliced by Millie's knife.

Moxxie: Heh, he he!

Unfortunately, this plan falls short, as Millie catches Moxxie off guard by kicking her leg high up in the air and slices Moxxie's finger.

Moxxie: Ow! Millie!

Moxxie smiles and growls as he tries to chop Millie's neck with his right arm. However, Millie stops his arm from hitting her and uses the end of her tail to poke him.

Moxxie: Ouch! You're good!

The camera cuts to the kitchen thats well-decorated with wreaths, lights, and tinsel. The door bursts open as Moxxie and Millie continue their fight. Moxxie is knocked into a chair and falls onto the floor, and Millie uses the chair to hit Moxxie. He blocks the chair by opening the refrigerator door and uses a bottle inside the fridge to throw at Millie. As the bottle flies over her, she jumps and uses the lamp above her to lunge herself to the fridge's door.

Moxxie: *growling* Gna gna gna gna, I'm gonna bite you Millie!

Millie: You always make me watch old musicals when I wanna watch Cleaver Hand 6: Ultimate Cleavage!

Millie lunges towards her husband and they both open the door to the meeting room. Stolas watches the married couple with a worried look on his face.

Moxxie: Well you snore all the time!

He growls once more before Millie kicks him away and pulls out a katana. In return, Moxxie pulls out a minigun.

Millie: I will wreck you!

Moxxie: Not if I do first!

Millie leaps onto the table as Moxxie fires at her, both laughing, before Moxxie runs out of ammo. Millie jumps off the table and chases after Moxxie, both playfully hissing at each other then tumbling around together, giggling. M & M rise back up, in each others' embrace. Despite their laughter, Stolas is clearly disturbed with what he saw.

Millie: *laughs* Happy Sinsmas!

Millie and Moxxie kiss before Moxxie pulls out a bazooka and blasts Millie out of the building.

Moxxie: *cheerfully waving* Happy Sinsmas, honey!

Blitzo enters the staffroom with Loona. Loona sits down beside Stolas while Blitzo brings out a whiteboard.

Blitzo: Listen up, chuckle-fucks! Today, we got Stolas in the office *Stolas waves politely* So I want each of your red asses on the best behavior possible!

Moxxie: *frowning* Uh, Sir? You are literally the only one who needs to adhere to that.

Blitzo: And that's detention, Mox. Millie, punch him.

Blitzo flips the board around, revealing Millie. Millie punches Moxxie, then kisses him on the forehead.

Moxxie: Oof! Aww!

Blitzo: Good, Happy Sinsmas, Mox. Now, Loony, Stolas wants to learn how to secretate, so show him how it's done.

Loona: *sighs* It's literally this: *uses sucker as a phone* Ring, ring. "Hello? I.M.P. Yeah, we can kill that asshole. Wanna schedule an appointment? Thursday cool? See you then, dipshit." Click. It's easy as sin, Blitzo. Can I come with you guys if he's on the phone, today?

Blitzo: I mean, I-I guess?

Loona: *fistpumps* Yes!

Cut to the front desk. Blitzo moves the phone closer to Stolas and pushes his seat toward the desk while reassuring him.

Blitzo: See, Stolas? Finally something to help you out, something to do. And I can pay you for it. You could use a little money coming in, right?

Stolas: *confusion* "Money coming in?" *realization hits* Oh lords! I'M POOR NOW!

Stolas bursts into tears, crying loudly and burying his face onto the desk as I.M.P watches.

Stolas: Oh-ho-ho-ho Fuck!

I.M.P cringes, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, the phone rings.

Blitzo: *gasps* Oh! Answer it, answer it! *Stolas lifts his head up* You can do it, Stolas, come on, answer the phone!

Stolas hesitates as he reaches for the phone to answer his first customer call. Blitzo stands in front of him, holding flags, in support, next to his coworkers. Stolas tearfully answers the phone. As Stolas takes the call, Blizo is excited for the effort while Loona makes an awkward face.

Stolas: *choked up* Hello? I.M.P? Yes, we can kill your asshole. Immediately, just bring it here. *crooked smile* Thank you. Good day, Ma'am.

Stolas hangs up the call and immediately faceplants onto the desk. Blitzo moves closer to the desk to keep reassuring and encouraging him.

Blitzo: Uhhh... Close enough! *pats Stolas' head* Good job, buddy.

Suddenly, I.M.P's newest client bursts the door open.

Karen Client: You said you could kill someone immediately?

Blitzo grabs Stolas' hand to make hand gestures for him.

Blitzo: Oh- yeah! Yes, we sure can!

The Karen client enters the room and drops her purse onto Millie and Moxxie.

Karen Client: Good. Because it's Christmas.

Blitzo: *slightly annoyed* It's 'Sinsmas', lady, get it right.

The Karen Client steps around to face Blitzo, her hip checking Loona out of her way, angering her, but walks away. As she continues her rant, she doesn't even stand in her spot for a moment, as she retreats to the couch and lies down, filing her nails.

Karen Client: I can't stand the idea of my fucking ex-husband enjoying this sacred holiday with my daughters when he fucking left me for another man!

This story awfully resembles Stolas' situation. He tries to fight back tears, but is failing to do so. Blitzo tries to deflect the client's issue.

Blitzo: Oh, well, *nervous laugh* Tha-tha-that sounds like something that can happen from time to time.

Karen Client: And he probably CHEATED on me!

Stolas sinks into his chair as Blitzo nervously chuckles.

Blitzo: Well, that's-

Stolas screeches tearfully as he falls behind the desk.

Blitzo: -not really killing someone over though, right? I mean, cheating isn't really that big of a deal anymore, is it?

Karen Client: *sits up* Isn't that what this business does? He doesn't deserve to live that heinous lifestyle and poison my daughters with it!

Blitzo: *awkwardly* Uh huh. Look, I don't think this is a job we want to take on.

Moxxie leans in as Millie is over him, giving him a noogie. The client's purse is on top of them.

Moxxie: *surprised confusion* Really?

Stolas climbs back onto the desk, still filled with sorrow and ready to project his own actions.

Stolas: Why not? Maybe he deserves it. Selfish men like him don't deserve to *gasps then sobbing* to liiiiive!

Blitzo: *trying to reassure Stolas* Eh, no, that's not- Ugh.

Blitzo turns to talk to the client. As he takes on the job, she smiles evilly.

Blitzo: Alright fine, we'll do your shitty job, but you're paying us double, bitch.

Blitzo opens a portal to Earth using the Asmodean Crystal and flips the client off with both hands before entering through. Moxxie, with Millie still on him, leaves next, followed by Loona, who drops an empty bag of chips behind her and flips off the client as well.

Cut to the mansion. Octavia and Y/n walk together down the hallway until Via steps on a dried leaf. Octavia removes one of the ear buds to her phone and she and Y/n both look down a corridor where Stolas' potted plants, once breeming with life, is dead from the cold ice surrounding the house. However, Y/n's plants that's she's been takeing care of are still alive because of Y/n using magic to keep them alive from the cold. They bith guve a sad smile to each other. They then suddenly hear laughter coming from inside a room nearby and investigate it. They peek inside to see Stella and Andrealphus enjoying a spa day treatment with tea served from the nervous and clearly stressed imp servants. Stella is talking on the phone with someone.

Stella: *laughing* He's been trying to call them all fucking month and it's hilarious!

Andrealphus joins in on the laugh as Y/n and Octavia both watch glaring, unseen, before leaving.

They both held hands and went back to their shared bedroom.

Octavia: They both don't deserve dad's power.

Y/n: They really don't. Let's just try to take our mind off of it. What do you say, Via?

Octavia: I like that idea, N/n.

Y/n: Cool.

They both give each other a smile.

Inside their room, Y/n and Octavia pick up their guitars and lay on their beds. They both puck at the strings while looking around at the items in their shared room: the books about stars, old photos on the wall with their father covered over, Y/n's painting of stars in the night sky, and a constellation mural on the ceiling. Y/n and Octavia decide to move to another location.

Inside Stolas' closet, Octavia and Y/n look around at the items, some of which are packed inside boxes labled "Stolas' Stuff". They find a picture they drew of themselves and their dad as children, as well as a father's day card and a picture of them with "Star Observation" written beneath it. Stolas has clearly kept a lot of things they had given him throughout their childhoods. While it makes them smile, it also make them miss him more. All of these memories motivate Y/n and Octavia to sit down in the closet and play a song on their guitars.

Y/n and Octavia: ♪ Your boxes packed up on the bed ♪

♪ Your words are in my head ♪

Stolas' hand appears from behind, attempting to reach out to Y/n and Octavia but stops himself. Y/n and Octavia turn around and put the guitars down. They stand out and extend their hands out, lining them up with Stolas' hand.

♪ Tellin' me that we'll be okay ♪

♪ You'll remember what you said ♪

♪ Or was it just another lie? ♪

The image of Stolas vanishes. Y/n and Octavia sigh dejectedly and they drop the picture in their hands. The scene transitions to Y/n and Octavia wandering in the hallway of the palace. Y/n and Octavia chase after a silhouette of a bird flying away.

♪ This place that used to be your home ♪

♪ Would you call me on the phone? ♪

Y/n and Octavia run through a door and appear as themselves as children alone in the dark. The door closes, and they begin to cry.

♪ Will I hear your voice in the middle of the night ♪

♪ When I turn off the lights? ♪

Y/n and Octavia, now back in the present, wipe the tears from their eyes and held hands. A light shines behind them and they turn to see the same image of Stolas looking at them from over his shoulder, but his attention is diverted when an image of Blitzo crawls up to him, seductively. Octavia watches with despair while Y/n comforts her.

♪ Or are you just another ghost? ♪

♪ Ohhhh ♪

Y/n and Octavia reach out for Stolas, but Stolas suddenly takes off. Y/n and Octavia chase after him again, running into a room and finding him appearing inside their family painting with Blitzo's image again, smiling at them.

♪ How could you lie to my face? ♪

♪ And did our time mean nothing to you? ♪

Both images take off out of the room with Y/n and Octavia running after them again, unable to keep up and both falling to the floor. Only then does the image of Stolas stop and turn to them. The image extends his hand to help them up.

♪ Were you bluffing all along? ♪

♪ That you would be there to see ♪

♪ Yourself forgiven by me ♪

Y/n accepts his hand however Octavia angrily slaps Stolas' hand away and stands up on her own woth Y/n's help. They back away from Stolas' image as the palace around them crumbles and breaks apart.

♪ If you thought that I'd take it you were wrong! ♪

♪ Oh you were wrong! ♪

Another transition turns to shooting stars hitting the ground around Y/n and Octavia as they walk together. Some of the stars contain burning photographs of their childhoods.

♪ And when you're gone I will be okay ♪

♪ I will be okay, though I'll never be the same ♪

Cracks appear from the ground as the Earth breaks apart including globes and books from Stolas' closet. Y/n and Octavia stand in the middle of the disaster, growing with determination from their heartbreak of their dad.

♪ And I'll know that I was right to doubt you! ♪

♪ I'll grow without you and you'll only know my name ♪

When the disaster fades, Y/n and Octavia are left in darkness, save for a bright purple light from a flame dropping down toward them. Y/n and Octavia reach out and catch the flame in their hands. The flame reveals the Star Observation photo they had been looking at before but it burns in their hands as they crumple it up and let it drop to their feet. They walk forward as their footprints light up a path behind them. Y/n and Octavia stop and look at the stars around them.

♪ You always told me I'd be okay ♪

♪ Well I'll be okay, though I'm not okay today ♪

The scene transitions back to Stolas' closet as Y/n and Octavia finish the song. Tears stream down Via's face, and onto her drawing of her, Y/n, and Stolas. Y/n helps wipe her face as they both smile to each other.

♪ But my tears won't fall upon your shoulder ♪

♪ I'll just get older and you'll only know my name ♪

Y/n and Octavia stand up and look around the closet one last time. Before they leave, they look at their guitars and place them on a shelf above them before Octavia notices a pill bottle. When she picks it up, she and Y/n notice that it's Stolas' Happy Pills.

Octavia: What are these?

Y/n: I'm not sure.

They notice a box full of the same bottles behind it. They are surprised by the discovery, and after a moment, they leave the room with a newfound determination.

Octavia: These are happy pills. I can't believe dad needed these to be happy. He lied to us about being happy. And about loving us. He never loved us or mom.

Y/n: I think there could be an explanation about this, Via. We should ask dad first. He could probably tell us about these.

Octavia: There could be.

Y/n: Let's head out to find him.

And the two sisters left the mansion to search for him.

Cut back to the office. Stolas checks Blitzo's phone and finds no new messages, disappointing him. He turns his attention back to his journal to do some writing but then quickly picks up the phone and refreshes the page. When the phone still shows no new messages, Stolas groans and grows more desperate. The Karen Client is standing up in front of the couch, growing increasingly impatient.

Karen Client: Ugh! Don't you have any reading material anywhere? Are we just supposed to sit here and wait?

The Karen Client is trying to get Stolas' attention but Stolas keeps blocking her with Blitzo's phone while waiting for messages.

Karen Client: How long do they take?

Stolas: They take their time. It's a difficult business, I imagine.

Karen Client: *mocking Stolas* You "imagine", huh? Well, they should hurry up if they expect people to just stick around without anything to do. *Stolas' eye twitches* What a shoddy business operation!

Nearing his limit, Stolas stands up from his seat.

Stolas: Ooh! Here's an idea: You could shut the fuck up!

Karen Client: *gasps dramatically then flatly* Rude.

Blitzo's phone rings. Stolas reacts quickly.

Stolas: *gasps* Oh, yes-yes-yes-yes! *quickly and eagerly answers call* Hello?

Telemarketer: *on the line* Hey, I'm calling you about your extended warranty on your new Robo Pony 2000-

And with that, Stolas snaps. Stolas crushes Blitzo's phone with his hand, picks up a stuffed toy and rips it in two, throws the desk tree across the room, pushes the Sinsmas tree over, tosses a couch cushion, and returns to the desk to flip it over, but it doesn't budge.

Stolas: *muttering while trying to flip desk* Augh! Come on, you suck! You fucking suck! You fucking piece of shit, move you fucking face, you goddamn sucking motherfucker—

Stolas fails to flip the desk and completely loses it.

Stolas: GAH! WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT I AM! THIS WAS SO STUPID! I CANNOT BELIEVE I COULD BE *bangs head on desk twice* THIS FUCKING STUPID! I RUINED EVERYTHING! *tries flipping desk again* MOVE!!! YOU SHITTY DESK!!!

Stolas still can't move the desk so he picks up his journal and looks at the page he is on, including a drawing.

Stolas: And I did it for what? These stupid, foolish fantasies?!

Stolas tosses the book away. The Karen Client, stunned into silence, steps out of the way before it hits the wall and lands onto the couch. Stolas rushes for the door to the office and opens it.

Stolas: I can't stand it any longer! I don't care what they fucking do! I'M SEEING Y/N AND OCTAVIA!

Stolas leaves, slamming the door behind him. The Karen Client picks up Stolas' journal and sits back down on the couch, preparing to read it.

Karen Client: I guess it's something to read.

The camera cuts to I.M.P's destination at Earth. The destination is a neighborhood, and it's snowing at night. A girl is facing the portal before leaving once it fully opens. Blitzo enters, followed by Moxxie happily taking Millie's hand to bring her through. The trio shiver upon feeling the freezing temperatures as Loona goes through the portal.

Blitzo: Ahhh, it is cold as shit! What is this?

Millie: Do humans have Sinsmas too?

Moxxie: I-I don't think so. This seems to be something else.

Loona is observing a santa decoration. Millie looks at a child angel decoration before suddenly barfing.

Moxxie: You okay, babe?

Millie: Oh, yeah! *coughs* Must just be the cold.

Blitzo puts his hand on Millie's shoulder before turning her around to face the target's house.

Blitzo: Okay, let's just hurry up and kill this son of a bitch so we can get the fuck back home.

Blitzo runs towards the house and rolls on the snow before stopping at the window. Blitzo takes his gun out, but lowers it to look at the scene before him. Moxxie appears next to him, and also looks through the window to see the happy family. One of the three daughters put a santa hat on her dad's head, another gives a gift to both of her dads, and while the other daughter gives her other dad a gift. The two dads share a kiss, displaying a warm and wholesome scene of the family. Blitzo shivers and hesitates with the hit.

Moxxie: Sir? This may be out of turn… But I feel like this one isn't worth the money.

Loona and Millie walk up behind the two. Loona tosses the santa decoration into the snow.

Millie: What?

Moxxie: I don't think I wanna be part of this one, sir.

Loona brings the crew together. Millie is still shivering while Blitzo silently contemplates what to do.

Loona: You okay, dad?

Blitzo turns to face his daughter, and she assures him.

Loona: I can handle this one. You know, if you're not up for it.

Blitzo: Really?

Loona smiles and nods. Blitzo turns back to the happy family. It turns out Blitzo is imagining him, Loona, Stolas, Y/n, and Octavia in the same position. He is holding a big present, and Stolas, Y/n, and Octavia warmly smile together. The present Blitzo was holding is a horse, which elates him. He hugs and brings his family closer together. He even begins to see his bestie, Y/n, as family.

Blitzo: Nah, fuck this. We're going home.

Blitzo stands up and walks away from the house. Loona follows him, but Moxxie stays with Millie as she protests to the decision.

Millie: What? Didn't he cheat or s-s-something? Come on, this is fun! We've done this kind of t-t-thing before.

Blitzo: Just… not this one, Mils. Not today.

Blitzo rubs his Asmodean Crystal to activate the portal. Loona and Moxxie walk towards the portal, but Millie stands in her spot before moving back to the house.

Millie: I can do this one, I can do this!

Blitzo stops her in her tracks before going through the portal.

Blitzo: Millie!

Moxxie looks at her, and puts a hand on her shoulder to soothe her. However, Millie is outraged by this decision.

Moxxie: We'll do it next time! It's just not worth it.

Millie: Don't start, Moxxie! Just because you aren't demon enough to do this job, doesn't mean…

Before Millie can finish, Moxxie looks down, dejected, making Millie snap out from her anger.

Millie: I'm sorry.

Moxxie: Sweetie, I know it's Sinsmas and it's in the spirit of Wrath… But are you okay?

Millie: I'm fine, I don't… know what's gotten into me today.

Moxxie kisses her forehead and pulls her into a hug.

Moxxie: It's okay. I'm here for you.

With that, they both go through the portal, closing it. Back in the office, Blitzo is still shivering as the Karen Client continues to read Stolas' journal.

Blitzo: Wow! I never wanna go anywhere cold again.

Blitzo notices Stolas is nowhere to be seen, before turning to the Karen Client.

Blitzo: Uhh. Stolas?

Karen Client: He's gone! And he left this terribly sinful erotic novel behind. Can you believe this trash? *tosses the journal away* Didn't make me wet at all.

Blitzo frowns at her statement. In response, the camera cuts to outside of the building, and Blitzo throws her out of the window. She screams as she falls, and Blitzo waves at her with Stolas' journal.

Blitzo: Wow, I feel lighter!

Just then, Y/n and Octavia enter the office.

Y/n and Octavia: Dad?

Blitzo: Octavia? *And Y/n, my bestie? *gives her a hug*

Y/n: Hey, guys.

Blitzo: Wh-what are you two doing here?

Y/n: We came to give a quick visit and give these back to dad.

Octavia: Where the fuck is he?

Blitzo: I swear, he was just right here.

Octavia: Ugh, where would he go?

Blitzo thinks for a moment, and figures out where he might've went.

Y/n figures out where as well.

Blitzo: I think I know.

Y/n: I think I know too.

Stolas approaches his palace, now covered with patches of ice. He looks around at the ice sculptures of Andrealphus as he reaches the front steps. As he ascends, the stairs ice covers the ground. The ice rises into a wall, blocking Stolas' path and sending him sliding back to the ground.

Stolas: Ugh, fucking Ice Queen. *rolls eyes* How extra can you get?

Andrealphus: Oh, this is just sad, Stolas.

Stolas frowns as Andrealphus stands behind him. Stolas stands up and turns to face Andrealphus.

Stolas: Let me see my daughters this instant!

Andrealphus chuckles vindictively as he passes by Stolas, taking the opportunity to gloat. Stolas follows Andrealphus' movements with hatred in his eyes.

Andrealphus: I imagine this is rather hard for you, Stolas. Aww, poor thing. All alone now without your lovely plants, your lovely stars, or your lovely, little daughters. Everything you are now--

Stolas suddenly punches Andrealphus right in his face. Andrealphus is stunned by the action and has started to bleed. Stolas then tackles Andrealphus to the ground and starts pummeling him with more punches followed by a few stomps from his feet as the Marquis shrieks and groans with pain. After a moment, Stolas stands up, picks up a large ice sculpture of Andrealphus and hits him with it, causing it to break. Stolas is about to punch him again but Andrealphus raises his hand and stops him with his powers. Stolas is pushed away by the icy winds. Andrealphus' crown flies up from the ground and lands back on his head as he levitates and flares his tail feathers. His tail feathers transform into icicle blades and reach out to grab ahold of each of Stolas' limbs, raising him up and pulling him closer to him. The remaining feathers turin into icicle spears, aimed directly at him.

Andrealphus: Goetia be damned, you are dead for that!

Stolas: *unwavered* Do it... Pussy.

Andrealphus' icicle spears inch closer to Stolas' face.

Andrealphus: I will enjoy this.

Blitzo: Hey Elsa!

Andrealphus turns his attention to the sound and is hit in the face with a snowball. I.M.P has arrived at the palace.

Blitzo: Get your icy hands off my bottom, bitch!

Andrealphus: *laughs* The imp? *darkly amused* The imp is challenging me-

Blitzo throws another snowball, hitting Andrealphus in the face. Andrealphus is no longer amused, he is pissed.

Blitzo: Scatter!

The crew split off into different directions. Loona tries to leap up and grab Stolas but Andrealphus moves him away from her reach. Moxxie grabs Millie by both hands, flips over and launches her into the air. Millie flies toward Andrealphus, but before she can strike, Andrealphus has her swatted down by an icicle blade.

Moxxie: Millie!

Moxxie runs toward Millie as she falls toward the palace.

Blitzo: Loona! Launch me!

Loona runs over, picks up Blitzo and throws him into the air. Blitzo screams then grabs onto the ice.

Blitzo: Ahhh, ha-ha!

Blitzo runs up the icicles toward Stolas. Andrealphus takes notice and uses his powers to thicken the ice, sending it up and toward Stolas. The thickened ice makes it slightly easier for Blitzo to run on but just before he reaches Stolas, Blitzo slides back down, getting caught in Andrealphus' grasp. Loona sees her father in danger and begins a new transformation. She growls as her limbs grow bigger with more fur and reveals a new set of small eyes.

Andrealphus: You little insects really think you can do anything to me? A Marquis of Hell? You are delusional!

Blitzo: Eeehhh! Try again, bitch! I've been called so much worse!

Andrealphus: *Censored Profanity* !#@%

Blitzo is stunned by that insult.

Andrealphus: It'll be rather amusing to squash you all.

Andrealphus hears a howl from above. He looks up and sees Loona, in her full demonic form, heading toward him. Loona bites Andrealphus by the neck, causing him to drop Blitzo and focus on his bleeding. As Blitzo falls, Loona drops down close enough for Blitzo to grab onto her fur. She lands safely onto the ground on all fours. Loona and Blitzo watch as Stolas is completely encased in ice, which then forms a giant ice dragon. Andrealphus shrieks a command and the dragon roars at the two of them.

Blitzo: Oh, fuck me.

Blitzo rides Loona away from the dragon.

Millie: Ugh, eugh... Oh.

Millie rubs her head in pain then looks around. She has conveniently landed in the Goetia armory room.

Millie: Fuck yes!

Moxxie arrives at the open wall and finds Millie, having loaded up on weaponry and carrying Stolas' flag.

Millie: Catch baby!

Millie tosses Moxxie a sword. Moxxie catches it eagerly, posing like a legendary warrior.

Moxxie: You are so fucking hot right now.

Millie: *holds up machine gun* I think I'm gonna give the firepower a try this time!

Millie gives Moxxie a kiss on the cheek as Blitzo and Loona arrive.

Blitzo: Millie! Big weapon, stat!

Millie tosses Blitzo a spear and he races off to combat. The dragon turns to face him and Loona and exhales smoke onto them. When the smoke clears, Blitzo looks up just as the dragon lowers its head toward them with its mouth open. Loona lands directly under the dragon and looks over to find Blitzo dangling over the dragon's throat, having used the spear as a makeshift pole. Loona avoids the dragon's feet as she runs out from under it.

Blitzo: *humming flight of the Valkyrie, badly* Da da duh dun dun!

Blitzo tries to kick the dragon's teeth but he can't reach it. The dragon is hit with missiles fired by Millie as she and Moxxie charge toward them.

Millie: This is fun!

Loona races beside Moxxie. Moxxie climbs onto her.

Moxxie: Alright, sweetie. Cover me. *kises Millie's cheek* The prince's knight needs his sword!

Millie stops and fires another round of missiles at the dragon. While the dragon is distracted, Loona climbs up the icy body of the dragon to reach the top of its nose.

Blitzo: Eugh, disgusting!

Moxxie: Blitzo!

Blitzo looks up and finds Moxxie hanging just outside of the dragon's mouth, holding the sword.

Blitzo: Whoo! Impressive, Moxxie.

Moxxie: *tosses sword* Catch!

Blitzo: *catches sword* Yeah, Moxxie! High five--

Blitzo high fives Moxxie, before realizing that he's let go of the spear. Blitzo screams as he falls into the dragon's mouth.

Blitzo: Oh, whoa! Shit!

The dragon closes its mouth as Moxxie slides off of its head. Andrealphus squawks victoriously as the dragon roars with Loona on its nose and Moxxie holding onto its jaw. The dragon suddenly stops and is decapitated. Blitzo slices the dragon by the neck, freeing himself, while holding Stolas in his free arm. Both begin to fall from midair.

Stolas: You've just risked your life to save mine.

Blitzo: Well... So did you.

While smiling, Stolas leans forward, initiating a kiss between the two, which Blitzo melts into and returns. Both land together onto the ground. Millie runs toward the severed Dragon's head and finds Loona and Moxxie are okay. However the fight is not over yet. As Andrealphus speaks, the ice dragon grows three heads, with one cornering Loona, another surrounding Millie and Moxxie and the third primed toward Blitzo and Stolas. Blitzo raises the sword for a fight.

Andrealphus: How dare- you pathetic waste of lower class scum, attack ME! For this, I will see all your heads mounted!

The third dragon head lunges toward Blitzo and Stolas. A dark purple and blue beam then flies past the two and forms a barrier which blocks the dragon. Y/n and Octavia push themselves forward while forcing the barrier to hold the attack, until they are standing in front of Blitzo and Stolas.

Andrealphus: Stand down, girls! This doesn't concern you two.

Y/n and Octavia doesn't listen.

Y/n and Octavia: *grunting* ENOUGH! Stop it!

Instead, they enforce the barrier again and push it into the dragon, destroying it entirely. The force also pushes Andrealphus back from the balcony.

Y/n and Octavia: You will not. Hurt. Our. Dad.

Andrealphus approach the balcony to face Y/n and Octavia.

Andrealphus: *angrily* You're both in no position to make demands of me! *smugly* Imagine what your mother will say.

Blitzo: *smugly* Uh huh. Exactly. Imagine what their mother will say when she finds out you got your ass handed to you by a gaggle of imps and a hellhound. I think that's what folks call a- BAD LOOK!

Octavia: *nodding* A very bad look.

Y/n: *nods too* The worst.

Andrealphus' pride overrides his rage and all he can do is fap his lips together.

Andrealphus: You two aren't worth my time anyway! But you WILL regret this.

Andrealphus retreats into the palace. Stolas holds onto Blitzo for support before looking at Y/n and Octavia, with Octavia making her way back to the palace. Stolas runs toward them bith and embraces them in a hug.

Stolas: N/n! Via! My brave, powerful girls! I am so proud of you both!

Y/n turns to her dad and gives him a smile and hugs him back as they both hug each other closely, staring a dad and daughter moment.

They turn to Octavia.

However, Octavia does not return this gesture. Her magic breaks a nearby block of ice apart that's reflecting the both of them.

Octavia: You lied to me.

Stolas: What?

Octavia: *pushes Stolas away* You lied to me! You said you would never leave me! Or Y/n! You promised!

Stolas: Via. I-I didn't leave you or Y/n I-I- I would never, it wasn't my choice.

Octavia: It was your choice. You chose HIM!

Octavia angrily points at Blitzo, who looks away in guilt as the rest of the crew watch the fallout in stunned silence. Stolas tries to step forward, but Octavia steps back. Y/n watches in shock.

Stolas: Via, no! I didn't I just- I had to. You don't understand.

Octavia: *clenches fist as magic forms* I do understand! I understand that we were never enough for you! You never loved mother and you don't love me and Y/n, you love him. *holds up happy pills* And you needed THESE! Was this our fault that you needed these?

Stolas: No! No, never Via! *grabs Y/n's and Octavia's hands* Sweetie, please. You two have always been the only good thing in my life!

Octavia: So does that mean you just stayed miserable because of us? *tearing up* Were we some fucking obligation? Is that why you didn't even hesitate when you got a chance to leave?

Octavia pulls her hand back and turns to leave. Stolas takes her and Y/n's arm and falls to his knees.

Y/n: Via, maybe we should let dad explain himself. He probably has a good reason for this. I think he can tell us what really happened.

Octavia: He had a chance to explain himself to us, N/n. He decided not to tell us before. He only cared about himself and him.

Stolas: I love you both, Via and N/n. So, so much. Please, sweetie, let me explain.

Octavia: I can't. You lied to me once, and you'll do it again. *tears streaming* Have a great fucking life with him, Dad.

Octavia takes her arm back, throw the pills bottle at him, and walks up the stairs to the palace.

Y/n steps forward though.

Y/n: Please, Via. Please see our way. Please come with us, sis.

Via slightly turns to her.

Octavia: N/n, you and I know we love each other because we're the best of sisters. I still care about you. And you care for me a lot. That's why I know you'll come to see us both. And when you come back, I will always care about you as you do for me. I still love you but I can't say the same for dad, at least for right now. But you will always be the only one I care about. But I need you now more than ever.

Octavia turns around and gives a hug to Y/n as they both hug each other. 

They both give each other sad smiles as Octavia turns away from her sister.

Y/n: And I still love you too, Via. I'll come back later to be with you. I promise.

Octavia: N/n, please. I need you now.

She held out her hand for her sister, Y/n sighs.

Y/n nods in understanding.

She turns back to her dad and gives him a hug.

Y/n: Dad, I love you more than anything, but Via needs me. I still love you, we love you more than anything. I'm sorry.

N/n then takes Via's hand in her own.

Octavia takes her arm back from Stolas and took Y/n and they walk up the stairs to the palace. Stolas tries to reach out to Octavia and Y/n, but the icy walls build up again, preventing him from reaching them. He could only extend his arm to them while they reach the door.

Stolas: No, Via! Y/n! Come back! Please stay with me! I need you both! Please! Please!!

Octavia and Y/n tearfully glance back at Stolas once last time, then looks away before the ice wall covers them. All Stolas can see now is his own reflection, tearing up. Stolas falls to his knees sobbing loudly in pain and anguish, having truly lost his daughters. Blitzo quietly approaches Stolas and places his jacket over him. I.M.P watch as Stolas continues crying over the loss of his daughters, with Stolas clutching his bottle of happy pills.

The camera cuts to the apartment. Loona, back in her regular form, opens the door to the apartment and stretches as she enters. Stolas, completely broken after today's events, quietly enters the apartment followed by Blitzo, who closes the door behind him.

Loona: Whew. That was intense. I'm gonna see if my friends can still come tonight. I need some drinks after what happened today.

Blitzo: Yeah, sure. Whatever you want, Loony. Mmkay?

Stolas silently holds Blitzo's jacket to Blitzo, without making any eye contact. Blitzo takes back the jacket and watches as Stolas sits down on the couch. Blitzo places a blanket over Stolas' shoulders then goes into the kitchen. He cooks some lava eggs and eats them, causing him to heat up, then sits on Stolas' lap to warm him up. Blitzo looks up at Stolas.

Stolas: *heartbroken* They hate me. They hate me.

Blitzo frowns, unsure of what to say but quietly sits with Stolas. Time passes by and the Sinsmas party is now in full swing. Millie and Moxxie arrive at the apartment, and Loona is chatting with her hellhound friends while Blitzo watches, dressed in a holiday sweater. A Sinsmas song is playing in the background.

Moxxie approaches Stolas with a plate of cookies shaped like horses, three of them resembling Blitzo, Stolas, and Y/n.

Moxxie: You wanna try one of my home baked Sinsmas cookies, Your Highness? Eeh? Eeeh?

Stolas: *politely* I think I'll pass, but thank you. And you don't need to address me like that. But you can save Y/n's for later.

Moxxie: Got it. *puts Y/n's cookie in a bag for her later*

Blitzo grabs his shaped cookie with his tongue and eats it, much to Moxxie's ire.

Blitzo: Hey, where's Mills?

Inside Blitzo's bathroom, Millie is washing her hands anxiously. She uses the paper towels to push down an open box in the trash. She looks down at the sink and frowns. She sighs as she slams her fist onto the sink.

Millie: Shit.

Millie steps out of the bathroom holding her phone as Moxxie approaches her, holding a board game called "Mammonopolli".

Moxxie: Oh, hey sweetie. We're about to start board games!

Millie: *feigned smile* I'll be right there baby! Callin' the fam for Sins first.

Millie leaves the apartment and calls someone. Sallie May answers the phone, and is in Lin and Joe's house.

Sallie May: Hay!

Millie: Hey Sal, you alone?

Sallie May looks over at Lin, Joe and the brothers, sitting with her in the living room in front of the TV. She prolongs her answer as she moves to the door and outside.

Sallie May: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm... *once outside* Yes.

Millie: *voice breaking* Okay. Good. *tearfully* I just need someone to talk to about something.

Sallie May: What's goin' on?

Millie looks down at her hand: A pregnancy test with a positive result. She sinks to the floor in fear.

Millie: *crying* I don't know what to do.

Loona holds up her phone to her friends.

Loona: Okay, okay! So did you see fucking Vikki's post the other day? Fucking Vikki?

Gigi: I swear, if she posts one more humble brag about that ugly ass car, I'm going to commit.

Russ: Cha, for real.

Having finished her call, Millie steps back into the apartment and hugs Moxxie.

Moxxie: Oh, hi sweetie. How'd the call go?

Millie: It was nice. *frowning* You know I love you?

Moxxie: *nose rubs with Millie* Love you too!

Moxxie walks Millie to the couch with the others. Millie is still conflicted about her news. Loona brings out a case of Glut-Honey: Sinsmas Edition.

Loona: Okay! Time for the board games! WITH DRINKS!

As Loona passes out the drinks to everyone, Blitzo notices Stolas getting up and walking out to the balcony.

Loona: *laughs* Merry fucking Sinsmas, am I right? *laughs* Vikki's such a bitch!

Blitzo gets up and, after putting the blanket back on the couch, heads toward the balcony.

Loona: No, I didn't invite her! She brings the whole party down!

Blitzo: Hey, you guys go on without me, okay? I'll just- I need a moment.

On the balcony, Stolas is smoking a cigarette. Blitzo walks over to him.

Blitzo: You mind if I steal?

Stolas: Oh, when have you ever asked?

Stolas hands Blitzo his cigarette. Blitzo takes a puff and hands it back to Stolas.

Blitzo: Today was a lot, wasn't it? I-I- I know you can't see your kids. And N/n can only visit yout only once and a while. And I know you and Y/n did so fucking much just to save my life-

Stolas: *calmly* It's okay. Saving you was the right thing to do. And you have risked your life for mine in return. *takes puff from cigarette* You don't need to feel any guilt for my situation, it was my choice. *sadly* It was all my choice. I caused all of this.

Blitzo: Well, they'll understand eventually. They both will. *puts hand on Stolas' arm* You just gotta give them time. Give them both time.

Stolas: Blitzo, they're gone. For one hundred years, they're both gone. And after all that time, Octavia will never forgive me. I'll be a stranger to her. To both of them. And N/n loves me but she loves Via too and I won't get to see her that often either. Especially now that she has to take care of Via and spend time with her own boyfriend as well. It's only a matter of time before she leaves me too.

Blitzo frowns, understanding Stolas' feelings.

Blitzo: Y'know, my twin sister... She hates me too. For something that I did. And I miss her, every day. We were so fucking close, y'know, we- It's a shitty feeling. But, you just gotta keep trying. And I'm sure N/n will never leave you. N/n cares about you. She cares about both of us.

Blitzo tries to put his hand on Stolas' but Stolas moves his hand away.

Stolas: Yes. *puffs cigarette* Of course. I hope so too.

A slow, festive song starts playing as Russ pokes his head out onto the balcony. Loona joins him soon after.

Russ: No "O"! Get your ass in here! We're starting the games!

Loona: Yeah, I need you to show up Russ!

Blitzo: Hey, I'll be back in just a sec, 'kay? Sounds like uh... *rubs neck* they want me back in there. *chuckles*

Song: ♪ You pack a bag ♪

♪ You say goodbye ♪

Stolas: Go enjoy your Sinsmas, Blitzo.

♪ You kiss me on the cheek ♪

♪ And look me in the eye ♪

Stolas: I'm fine. You don't have to stay here with me.

Blitzo smiles then climbs up the balcony railing.

Stolas: What are you doing?

Song: ♪ You tell a lie ♪

♪ That you will soon return to me ♪

Blitzo: Well, I can't fucking dance with you without- come here- *pulls Stolas closer* getting inventive.

Stolas smiles and takes Blitzo's hand. The two proceed to dance on the balcony together.

Song: ♪ I loved you then ♪

♪ I love you still ♪

♪ And now it won't be long until ♪

♪ You're here at last ♪

♪ And then I ask ♪

♪ If your heart still burns for me? ♪

Stolas: Hah. I imagine we look ridiculous right now.

Blitzo: *scoffs* Yeah, like that's anything new.

Song: ♪ I would travel every ring of Hell ♪

Blitzo: I mean, look at me, I'm, like, four feet tall, and you? You're like one of those really, very tall, tall horses.

Song: ♪ Just to see if you'll be mine ♪

Stolas: Never seemed to be an issue, *chuckles* I guess you were just... creative.

Blitzo: Only as creative as you were flexible.

Stolas laughs at the innuendo. He is starting to feel a little better. Blitzo stares at Stolas' eyes while he stares at Blitzo's lips. Stolas stares at Blitzo's eyes while he stares at Stolas' lips. Finally, they stare directly at each other.

Song: ♪ Merry Sinsmas ♪

♪ Know that you're on my mind! ♪

Blitzo smiles and gives Stolas a hug. While he accepts the hug, Stolas doesn't return it. He looks up at the night sky, reflecting on everything.

Song: ♪ Merry Sinsmas ♪

♪ Truer love is hard to find ♪

Stolas closes his eyes as the episode ends.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.

Blitzo goes over opens it.

At the door, Y/n appears and Stolas and the others see her.

Stolas: N/n, starlight,  you're here!

Y/n: I'm here, dad.

They both walk over to each other and hug in a loving dad and daughter embrace.

Stolas: *eyes water* I thought I'd never see you again, my owlet.

Y/n: I still love you, dad. I love you a lot. Via does too.

Stolas: How is your sister, my owlet?

Y/n: Via just needs time, dad. She still loves you. She just needs some time to figure things out for herself. I'll be with you when I can. I'll never leave your side, I swear.

Stolas: *hugs her close* Thank you, N/n. Thank you for bringing by my side. I love you so much, my starlight. I need you now more than ever. I love you both so much.

Y/n: *hugs him back* I love you too, dad. We both do.

Everyone smiles and was glad to see the reunion of Stolas and Y/n in a father and daughter moment.

Then Octavia shows up at the door as well.

Stolas: Via?

Octavia: Hey, dad.

Stolas: Via, my starfire, you're here too?

Octavia: Yeah. Y/n talked to me and convinced me to come. And sisters have to stay together during times like these. But we'll have to head back after this, but let's spend time together for now. But only for Sinsmas.

Stolas turns to Y/n.

Y/n: Think of this as my Sinsmas gift to you, dad.

She and Octavia smile to him.

Stolas: *hugs them both* Oh, my stars! I am so happy right now! My daughters are here with me! I love you, my owlets.

Y/n and Octavia: *hugs him back* We love you too, dad.

The three share a dad and daughters moment together.

Y/n then remembers she texted Tom earlier to let him know that's she's with Blitzo. He texts back if he can come over to see her and answered. She wondered if he would show up.

Y/n then sees Tom arrive at the door as they both came over and hug each other and give each other a kiss.

Y/n: Hey, babe.

Tom: Hey, baby.

They blush at each other as they smiled at each other.

Y/n: Happy Sinsmas, babe.

Tom: Happy Sinsmas, baby.

They spent time together for a while.

Then another knock came at the door.

Blitzo opened it again.

Barbie Wire was standing there.

Blitzo: Barbie?

Barbie Wire: Hey, Blitz.

Blitzo: W-what are you doing here? I thought you hated me.

Barbie Wire: I still kinda hate you, but I've been thinking about what you said back then. And I saw what was going to happen to you at the trial. And I think I could slowly start to forgive you. But don't expect any fucking big thing. I only came here to spend time with because it's Sinsmas.

Blitzo suddenly got happy.

Blitzo; Well, Merry fucking Sinsmas, my sister is here to see me!

He tries to hug her but she held up a hand to him.

Barbie Wire: Remember Blitz, personal space.

Blitzo: Oh, alright, but I'm still glad you're here, Barb.

They just gave a smile to each other.

Everyone was happy for them and the two reunions.

Everyone began to celebrate again.

Y/n and Tom walk out to the balcony together. They held their hands in each other's. They stare at their lover deeply in love.

Y/n: I'm glad you're here, babe.

Tom: I'm glad you're here too, baby.

They look up to the night sky together and see the stars in the sky.

Y/n: It looks amazing tonight.

Tom: Yeah, it does, babe.

Then they look back to each other while looking at each other's eyes.

Tom: *whispers* You're so beautiful, baby.

Y/n: *whispers back* And you're really handsome,  babe.

They slowly begin to dance together.

They both blush with loving smiles and pull their chests together as their heads rested on each other.

Their heads slowly came together as their lips touched and they gave each other a long deep passionate kiss.

They slowly pulled away and looked at each other deeply in love in the enticing moment.

Tom: I love you so much, my owl princess.

Y/n: I love you more than anything, my loving sinner.

They slowly rested their heads one each other again.

They wished they could stay like this forever.

They spent the rest of the Sinsmas night in a blissful, emotional, and affectionate bond.

Chapter 48: A Night Alone

One day, Y/n and Tom were spending time alone together. They had spent the entire day out doing what they would like. They hang out by shopping, having coffee, and exploring some places in hell that they hadn't seen before. It was quite nice spending time alone with him and away from her problems. Having time to herself always felt nice especially with one of her loved ones.

They had decided to be alone for the rest of the day until night.

Y/n held his hand protectively in her own. She liked to spend alone time with him at times. When she wasn't with her dad, Via, or friends at times. However, she still cared about everyone no matter what. Especially her loving sinner. She was deeply thinking about how they would get together soon and have their first real time doing it. She blushed at the thought of that. She wanted to experience it more than anything else. They laid on top of each other in restful positions.

The couple were more than willing to try it.

The young Goetia blushed at the thought of it.

Then another question came to her. What would their life be like? As a couple later on.

She decided to ask him that as well.

She looked at him as he looked to her.

"Hey, babe." She said in question.

"Yeah, baby?" He said reply.

"Have you ever thought of having kids?" She asked the question.

He looks to her blankly then his face lit up with a blush.

"Oh, uh, yeah. I actually have. Especially with you, babe." He replies.

"You have?" She asked back.

"Yeah. Only I don't know if it's physically possible. You know, because sinners can't reproduce." He replies.

She nods.

"Yeah, there's that." Y/n replies back in deep thought.

"Sorry, babe. But we always have each other." He replies.

He kisses her on cheek.

"That's true, babe." She replies as she kissed him back.

She thought deeply for a while.

"What if you could have children, babe?" She suddenly asks him.

He looks to her stunned.

"Huh? What?" He questions.

"What if you could actually have kids?" She asks again.

"That would be nice, babe, but how?" He asks.

She thinks for a while.

"There could be some magic spells that could make a sinner be able to reproduce somehow. Only it'll take some reading on the spellbooks. I could read them though. For us." She answers.

"That would be amazing, babe." He said to her with a blush as he rubbed her arm.

She smiles with a blush back.

"It would, babe." She kissed back.

She held him close to her and held his hands in hers as she rested her head on his chest. He smiles with a blush to her. He wanted to indulge his senses on her more than anything. Just as she wanted to do the same back to him.

"Babe, I think I want to do it." She suddenly said.

"What, baby?" He asked.

"I want to do it with you, babe." She said again as she looked at him.

He looks to her back.

"I-I want to do it you too, baby." He said back in reply to her response.

Then they held their hands in each other as they looked face to face.

"I think the same, babe." She replies.

They brought their faces together as kiss mouth to mouth deeply coming on to one another.

She gets on top of him as he lays down for her. Her whole front side showing on him. She held him close as their front intimates were rubbing against on each other, getting a more hot sensation.

They broke from their kiss for one minute before looking at each other.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She tells him quietly.

"I love you back, my owl princess." He tells her back quietly.

They went back to kissing mouth to mouth deeply.

Blushing to each other while they were on each other.

The Goetia and Sinner couple spending alone time with themselves for the rest of the night while having a hot blissful evening with their life questions.

Chapter 49: Helluva Boss VS Murder Drones Crossover

A day in hell in Imp City began like any other day. Everyone was going about their day as they did their usual work. With the IMP gang, they began their day at their immediate murder professionals group building in the office.

Then suddenly a hazmat wearing guy walks into the IMP office.

"Hey, are you the big shot running this...interesting joint?" The Hazmat Guy said.

The shadow silhouette of Blitzo with his eyes glowing yellow behind the office desk appeared in front of the Hazmat guy.

"That's right! I am Blitzo, the O is silent! What can I do for you today? Who we killin?" Blitzo said excitedly.

"Nobody, I'm in need of your... expertise to get to the the snowy exoplanet Copper 9." The Hazmat Guy replies with a shake of his head.

He walks closer to the desk.

"There's an underground bunker that I need. you to, uh, take care of. You know, blow it to smithereens." He continued as he used some kind of hologram on his watch.

"Oh wow, you guys live in space now? Let me guess, got stabbed by a Unicorn maybe. Unicorns are real, right?" Blitzo asked.

"What? Ν... no? I dedicated the past few years of my life to my responsibilities on Copper 9. However, one day, while en route to take a well-deserved day off, Something unexpected happened." The Hazmat Guy explained.

In a flashback, it shows the Hazmat Guy on Copper 9 "Happy humming" then the surroundings explode.

Back to the present.

"Yeah... I have no Idea what the fuck happened. Point is... That bunker holds secrets I'm not inclined to reveal to Anyone in that planet. So you better ensure there's no trace left behind. As for my sudden death...I don't really care Jobs here are way easier and pay more." The Hazmat Guy tells Blitzo.

"Yeahhh right... I'll handle the paperwork once I, you know, figure out this "Copper 9" Tomfuckery. Just gimme a few days ok? Also since this isn't what we usually do, and you can't get this kind of service anywhere in hell, the additional fees are gonna be Very expensive!" Blitzo smugly told him back.

The Hazmat Guy just sighs.

"Bloody hell." He said to himself.

3 Days Later

At the Imp office, Millie and Moxxie are both waiting when Blitzo kicks the door and walks in the office.

"Alright M&M! we got a job to do! Gather every explosive we have! we're gonna blow up a Bunker!" Blitzo said optimistically tells the two imps.

Millie looks excited while Moxxie looks confused.

"Finally gonna put these babies to Good use!" Blitzo said as he looked at a box of explosive dynamites and bombs.

"Uhh, what's in the Bunker sir? Do we even know what we're destroying?" Moxxie said in question.

"Ah who cares Moxxie? It's full of old junk that the client doesn't want anybody seeing and he wants it gone." Blitzo replies as he held a bazooka and dropped it into the Void briefcase.

He stared down into it in wonder.

"So, we're just gonna bring the boom without. knowing what's inside? Count me in!" Millie said before she smiled nonchalantly  in agreement.

"That's the spirit, Millie! Besides, who doesn't enjoy a bit of fireworks every once in a while?" Blitzo replies in encouragement.

He then gets out his phone.

"I am so telling my bestie, Y/n, about this. She's gonna fucking love it. It's sure to impress her." Blitzo said as he texted Y/n.

"I'm glad you two are besties again." Millie replies with a smile.

"I am too, Mills." He replies back with a smile of his own.

Moxxie looks to the two and couldn't help but feel happy for Blitzo regaining his bestie status with Y/n as he smiles.

Moxxie sighs.

"Well, if it's what the client wants, let's get ready. let's hope it's not something we'll regret." Moxxie states.

On Copper 9.

The imp gang is walking through the frozen freezing weather as they shivered from the cold ice and snow.

"Yep! already regretting this....." Blitzo comments.

"Sir, why didn't the client mention anything about this freezing weather? Couldn't they have given us... I don't know a heads up?" Moxxie asked in annoyance.

"I hope this bunker is worth the freeze. I don't see anything." Millie adds.

"I know right??!!! How are we supposed to find anything in this-" Moxxie is saying until he stops in front of a human skeleton frozen in ice.

"Ah!!!!!" Moxxie screams out in fear as he stumbled backwards and fell into a hole that was an elevator as it turns on its lights.

Well, that was easy!" Blitzo said with a smile.

Meanwhile.

3 drones are walking together in another location of the freezing forest nearby.

"These super cryptic coordinates are messing with my head! Clearly whoever's behind this is hiding something very important." Uzi said in frustration as she looked at her coordinates with her Absolute Solver ability.

N walks beside her with face screen showing the words of "Totally Not Awkward Expression" before changing back to his real face.

"Uzi. We've been walking for hours. Don't you think we should head back? Sunrise is only a few minutes away!" He said with concern.

"But we're so close. I can feel it!" She exasperatedly tells him.

V flies up to them with a laid back position.

"Or... Perhaps your little treasure hunt game doesn't lead to anything and we're just wasting our time!" V said to Uzi in a mocking tone.

"We gotta stumble upon something eventually! Can you try and trust me for once? Call me paranoid but I feel like you're just here to mock me whenever the mood strikes." Uzi responds with an annoyed look.

"Now you're catching on!" V states with a smirk as she puts a claw on Uzi's face screen.

"I knew it you, bite me, shit for brains!" Uzi yells back at her.

N gasps at this.

"Profanity!" He comments while putting his hands to his face.

"She started it!" She said pointing at V.

"Well, I am finishing it." N said while holding his finger up.

The two female drones keep glaring at each other awkward silence, not paying to him.

"Come on! Let's-" N was saying until there was an explosion in the distance.

The explosion lit up in the distance with light, flames, and fire.

"On second thought, I think the purple thing is onto something. Catch you later!" V replies smirking as she the flew off to the location of the explosion.

With the imp gang.

"Gotta admit, that was quite a change of pace. But we do need to get back before we get spotted." Moxxie states.

Blitzo held his phone with one hand.

"I doubt anyone would be living here, but yeah sure it's cold as fuck. Millie, you got the book right?" Blitzo replies then looks to Millie.

She holds up the Grimoire. When suddenly it was shot from somewhere and burns up in flames.

They turn and look in the direction of where the shot came from.

They look up and see V flying with a menacing smile and an x on her face screen.

"Oh, you just made a big fucking mistake!" Blitzo said to her with a glare.

"Oh well! I didn't quite hit the mark. I was aiming for the head!" She said back mockingly while getting her claws out.

N suddenly flies beside her.

"You know, maybe we should hold off on shooting people as our immediate response. Let's try a different approach." He tells her.

N waves in the direction of the imps.

"Hi! I am N!" He said in a happy tone with a wave.

Moxxie was going to wave back until Blitzo hits his arm for him not to.

"They blew up the place. They're clearly up to something." V replies to him.

The three imps watch them with confusion and frustration.

"Let's not rush to conclusions. Okay? I am pretty sure-" N was saying back to her until Uzi came by.

"You two stop it." Uzi said to N and V.

She then looks to the imps.

"As for you twisted pyromaniacs, you better start explaining the cause of this fiery mess or things are gonna get ugly!" She said to them as she got her Absolute Solver powers ready.

"Oh, it already did!" Blitzo said back as he got out his pistol gun and shot it.

The bullet hits N's wing. He fell the ground as Millie came at him with her axe. She swings at him.

Moxxie looks around for V flying around with his two guns out.

He shoots in her direction. She flies fast in his direction. She swipes at him but he dodges.

"Huh?" She said in question.

He jumps up about to shoot at her until Uzi's Absolute Solver powers throws him away with a little scream.

He lands nearby Uzi with a small explosion as she stumbles back.

She then uses her Absolute Solver powers to shoot at Blitzo. He dodges and shoots his pistol gun at her. She uses her Absolute Solver as a shield to block his gunshots from hitting her.

N looks with a grunt and sees Uzi in danger as Millie attacks him with a swing of her axe. He uses his wings to block her attack. He swipes at her with his claws.

Moxxie hides behind a tree and looks around for V and sees her flying around and shoots an attack at him, which hits the tree. It falls down as he shoots back at her.

Blitzo brings out his rifle then looks and shoots in V's direction.

She cackles before she stops as she's hit on her wing by Blitzo's bullet shot, she falls down afterwards.

Moxxie shoots at Uzi with his shotgun.

She uses her Absolute Solver to block his bullet shot attacks. However, as she does this, she doesn't see Blitzo sneaking up behind her. He pushes her harshly down. She growls back in an upset way at him. He holds up a grenade.

N looks in Uzi's direction seeing her trouble. He blocks Millie's attacks on him with her axe. He kicks away her axe, then kicks Millie away afterwards. As he flew off to help Uzi.

He flies off in speed until he runs into Moxxie as Moxxie drops his shotgun.

"Oh, I am sorry, buddy!" N said apologetically.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't looking I'll just-" Moxxie was saying back.

N gives Moxxie's gun shotgun back.

"Oh, thanks!" Moxxie replies as he smiles.

"Anytime!" N replies back with a smile of his own then flies off again.

"Wait, shit!" Moxxie said as he then knew what happened.

He then shoots at N, which hits some of his wing.

"Oh, come on, I thought we were pals!" N said back while still flying.

V gets an energy blast with her gun ready, until Millie hits her with her axe which knocks V back. V starts shooting bullets at Millie but she uses her axe to deflect them away from her. She went over to V and swipes at her with her axe. V dodges this, then kicks her away and lifts Millie up into the air and threw her back down on the ground again.

Blitzo reloads his gun again and aims it.

Until Uzi's tail jumpscares him.

He shoots at her until she kicks him away.

She uses this moment to stand up again and run while using her Absolute Solver telekinesis throw a tree stump at him.

He dodges it to the side.

Millie and V throws hits at each other with Millie hitting V with her axe as V dodges and swipes at Millie with her claws. It hits Millie with a Millie giving a shriek from the hit. V shoots her laser beams at her but Millie agiley dodges it. Millie then kicks her away. V shoots missiles at her, but Millie dodges while moving her axe around. As V Shoots a bullet shot at Millie, she kicks it back to V, with V catching it in her claws, then throwing it back at Millie. She deflects it with her axe then runs at V. V runs at Millie with her chainsaw hands. V's chainsaws and Millie's axe collide against each other.

N flies to Moxxie as Moxxie shoots at him. N then appears beside Moxxie and breaks his shotgun in half.

Blitzo runs then aims and shoots at Uzi but he's out of bullets.

"You're out of powder now, you Idiot!" Uzi said to him.

"Whoopsie Doodles!" Blitzo said as he threw his pistol gun at her face.

"Ah!" She said in pain.

Blitzo then gets his rifle gun and aims at her until he's hit in the head with a gun.

He looks to her.

"Uh oh." He said.

Uzi chuckles as she uses her Absolute Solver abilities with telekinesis to levitate guns in the air and throw them all at Blitzo.

"Agh! Fuck! Piss! Shit!" He said as he blocks and hits them back.

Uzi dodges the attacks.

She uses her Absolute Solver telekinesis to lift him him in the air and throw him around.

"Ah, whoa!" He exclaims.

He lands on the ground while still standing.

Millie and V scream at each other as their weapons fought against each other, with V's face screen showing "Hissing sfx.mp3" on her.

V pushes it away as she cackles and aims a blast at her and shoots at Millie. She gasps and gets hit back by it against a tree. V swipes at her and Millie gets lifted up knocked back down. V cackles as she uses her chainsaw hand again and attacks Millie. With Millie blocking her attacks back. Her chainsaw hand touches Millie, making her bleed a bit. Then Millie lifts up her axe and hits V's head and then she uses her axe to slice off V's head as it lands on the ground.

N stares at what just happened fir a moment. Then gets hit in the face with Moxxie shooting at him with his guns.

Moxxie ducks as N tries to punch him and grabs him tail and threw him against a tree which knocks him unconscious. N stares then flew at Millie and aimed his gun at Millie. She just stares at him until she collapses unconscious.

N regains his senses again.

Blitzo looks and then sees his briefcase.

"Quit hiding! It's not gonna help." Uzi tells him as she still has her Absolute Solver powers out.

Blitzo then jumps out and aims his bazooka at her.

"Suck it, Paramore!" He yells as he shoots the big shot at her.

Uzi holds the missile in place with her Solver powers. An Absolute Solver symbol appears on her face screen as she loses control of herself and aims it away.

N is beside V as she regains her head again as she looks with an upset look. Then the bazooka missile lands beside them and blows up.

Uzi then looks to Blitzo with a crazy look on her face with her fangs showing. Her bat wings came out of her back. As flew up and down and uses her powers and abilities to lift up boulders and throw them all at him. He jumps and dodges the attacks at him. He came over to her as her eyes turned yellow with the Absolute Solver. He aims at her as her powers held him still. A blackhole forms in his hand as he grunts and moves away and throws it away from him and bites her hand off. He throws it back at her. He wraps his tail around her and threw her around and back at him then punches her. She stands back up. She uses her Absolute Solver to push him away. She cackles at him as she uses her Solver powers on him which injures him.

She flies up as she telekincally lifts up trees and objects and throws them at him.

He runs at her as he kicks some away and one hits her back with it blowing up. She came out of the blast and flew at Blitzo, as he backs away. She attacks him head on and threw him in the air. Uzi flew fast above him as he stares up at her with wide eyes. She kicks harshly down with his blood coming out. He lands back down on the ground with a big amount of debris.

Blitzo looks threw the smoke and sees Uzi come down onto the ground again with it rumbling. Her Absolute Solver symbol showing on her face screens. She walks slowly towards him with her sensors and the Absolute Solver on him.

She eerily walks to him as he stared back at her in shock.

N looks from the distance in the durection where Uzi and Blitzo are with a light glowing bright.

Absolute Solver Uzi was now in front of Blitzo with a manical look as she gets a black hole attack ready to aim at Blitzo.

He stared at her with fear and was actually afraid.

'Y/n, bestie. Please. Come help me.' Blitzo said in his thoughts.

He then closes his eyes and loses consciousness.

When suddenly a big shadow owl demon form appeared and flew down from above in front of him.

Uzi looks as her as her face screen becomes a question mark.

She looks to shadow owl demon form in front of her with slight fear and shock.

The shadow owl demon form glares back at her.

The shadow owl demon form then became small again and reveals Y/n in her normal Goetia form, staring back at Uzi with glowing red eyes.

'I am here to protect the ones I care about.' Y/n said mentally in her thoughts.

Whether it was her friends, family, or boyfriend, she protects the ones she cared about no matter what.

Uzi still has her Absolute Solver powers out as she looks to her in question.

"What are you?" Uzi said.

"Uzi, let's get out of here." N then said.

"Yeah." V said as well.

N then appears beside her and grabs Uzi as she regains her normal face screen with her senses back as they look to Y/n as N flew up with her into the sky with V following after them as the three drones escape.

Y/n looks in wonder from them back to the three imps that were all unconscious.

She sighs as she sees that they were injured and needed to be taken safely back.

She lifts up her hands which glowed blue, purple, and white and uses her telekinesis to lift them up and holds Blitzo in her arms. A portal opened behind her as it opened up for them all. The four then disappear along with portal as it closes.

Chapter 50: Proposal

Y/n and Tom were spending time together as they were outside looking at a wonderful view from high above from a stand in a high place. They were holding each other in their arms while observing the sight. While both comfortingly holding the other in their holds as they consoled the other. Y/n held him close as Tom held her close as well. They thought of so many memories as they were there.

Y/n looks to him as Tom did the same.

"I love the sight from up here. It's real amazing. Right, babe?" She said.

"Yeah, it sure it, baby." He replies.

They both blush to each other while holding hands and staring at the grand sight again.

"I'm glad I'm here to see it with you, babe." She replies.

He blushes back.

"I'm glad you're here to see it with me too, baby." He replies back.

He holds her hand gently.

"You're one of the best girls I know, baby." He compliments.

She blushes at him with a giggle.

"And you're one of the best guys I know, babe." She complimented back.

"And I want to spend more moments like this with you only, baby." He tells her.

"I want to as well, babe." She responds back.

They both held their hands in the others while staring deeply into each other's eyes.

"And I want to be sure of it, forever. Well, what I'm trying yo say is." He adds.

She looks to him with an eager look to hold him.

Then he does something unexpected.

He gets down on one knee and brought out a velvet box and opened it to reveal a diamond ring.

Y/n stares in disbelief as she puts her hands to her face with full emotions.

"Y/n Alice Selene Goetia, will you marry me?" He proposed.

She stares at him for a full minute before she smiles completely and nods excitedly.

"Yes, I do! I will marry you. I will marry you, Tom!" She said in answer.

She hugs him back as he hugs her back.

"I'm so glad you just made me the happiest man in all of hell, baby." He replies with a smile and blush.

She held out her hand as he puts the the ring on her finger.

She looks at it with a blush cuddles him close as he does the same.

They both gave each other a long deep passionate kiss as they were the beloved moment.

Everyone nearby cheered for them and their engagement.

They slowly pull way from their kiss and look yo each other.

"I love you, my loving sinner." Y/n said to him.

"I love you, my owl princess." Tom said back to her.

They gave each other more kisses and cuddles.

They spent the whole romantic time like that, and Y/n couldn't believe that she actually had gotten engaged that very day.

Chapter 51: Engagement

Some time after Tom proposed to Y/n and they had gotten engaged, they both had been getting ready to get married time later. Y/n had been getting herself ready for it physically, emotionally, and mentally. She had been thinking of getting everything all set up for the upcoming wedding with her groom to be, and the moment she would be considered a bride to be by him as well. There were a lot of things to prepare for the special occasion like the wedding dress, the wedding decorations, the invitations, the guests, the wedding cake, the wedding rehearsal, the marriage rings, and the reception.

Y/n began to tell her friends, and even her besties, about her engagement. Charlie was super happy for her bestie, Vaggie was happy too, Angel was proud of her, Husk congradulated her, Cherri Bomb told her congrats, Niffty was ecstatic for her, Alastor gave her a congrats, and Lucifer was super happy for her like his daughter was for her. Loona was happy for her bestie figure, Moxxie and Millie were super happy for her, Vortex and Beelzebub were extremely happy for her, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus were very happy for her, Vassago even said a congrats, Verosika was happy for her too, and even Barbie Wire said a congrats to her. And as for Blitzo, let's just say when he found out, he was super happy for his bestie and hugged her as if she were his own daughter during the time.

The last ones she was going to tell was her dad and Octavia. When it was time, she went to see both her dad and Octavia. When she told her dad about her engagement, he was the happiest as can be for his little owlet daughter, that he was very proud, and said he loved her a thousands times while hugging her close.

"I am so proud, owlet! You're growing up so fast. I love you so much, my starlight." Stolas said to his daughter.

"Thanks, dad, I love you too." Y/n said back to her dad.

She was happy for his reaction.

And then when she told Octavia, it was quite a different reaction. She was shocked at first, then somewhat upset, and then mysteriously quiet and said her reason after hearing her sister getting engaged.

"You're engaged?" Octavia said to her sister in question.

"Yeah, Via." Y/n replies.

"I...I don't think..." Via was saying.

"Are you alright, Via?" Y/n said.

"Yeah, I guess. I...I just don't want to lose you from my life like how we lost dad. I would miss you, N/n." Via confesses and hugs her sister close.

Y/n hugs her close in a sisterly hug.

"I promise I'll never leave you, Via. I'll be by your side too. We're sisters forever." Y/n answers.

"Thanks, N/n." Via said with a smile.

"You're welcome, Via." N/n said back with a smile of her own.

She was glad to hear her dad's and sister's response to her engagement.

Days later, they took care of wedding preparation with finding a perfect wedding dress, deciding decorations, and deciding the color theme for the wedding. Y/n found a bridal store place where they made and sold dresses of all kinds. There were some for special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, and weddings and saw many very pretty looking dresses there.

Y/n looked at all the dresses.

Y/n looked around for wedding dresses. There were many around her. Y/n would look for a white wedding dress that had perfect features to it that would match her real well. Then she found ones with ribbons, silk linings, and jewels. Some small, medium, and big. And some with a veil or not.

Y/n smiles at them and came over with them. They all came over to where there some dresses. And then she saw it.

The perfect wedding dress. It looked beautiful and perfect. It was the purest white, it's outlined in ribbons, silk linings with some feathers with the pale symbols of stars, and it even had a veil on it, that was just right for her. She immediately decided on that one and the other girls agreed it was just right for her.

Her friends and besties took care of the wedding decorations, and decided the color theme would be white, black, blue, and pastel colors.

The guests to the event were all decided on.

Her friends and the imp gang got the invitations ready.

They decided on the wedding cake, that both Y/n and Tom liked.

The guests would bring letters and gifts to the newly wed couple.

At the wedding rehearsal, everyone knew their places. Y/n is the bride and Tom is the groom. Her dad, Stolas, would walk her down the aisle. Charlie, Vaggie, Loona, and Millie are the bridesmaids. Blitzo, Moxxie, Angel Dust, and Alastor were the best men. Niffty was the flower girl. And Husk was the ring bearer. And a priest would show up at the ceremony.

The wedding rings were then selected and ready to be exchanged.

And the reception for the wedding was now planned afterwards after the main event.

It looked like everything was now set in order of the grand event in a couple of months.

After getting the marriage ready, Y/n went out on a shopping spree trip with all of her girlfriends. Charlie, Vaggie, Cherri, Bomb, Millie, Loona, Beelzebub, Verosika, and even her sister Octavia joined her with shopping and after wedding preparation. They all had a fun time hanging out with others girls for a whole day together. They even had a bachelorette party for some hot fun while Y/n was still single.

Chapter 52: Wedding

After some months, it was now the day of marriage for the young Goetia and her sinner fiancé, it was Y/n's and Tom's wedding day, and they were getting ready for it and their big moment together as a married couple.

Y/n had spent the day preparing with girlfriends and they made sure she looked presentable for the special occasion.

Charlie and Vaggie brought Y/n into her wedding dress. Once she puts it on, it looked like it fit and felt just right on her. She wore it beautifully and the veil went over her head pretty well as she thought it would.

"You look wonderful in your wedding dress, Y/n." Charlie said with a bright smile.

"You look beautiful, Y/n." Millie said.

"Real awesome and hot." Loona said too.

"Very pretty and presentable." Vaggie said in compliment.

"Thanks, girls." Y/n said in a thankful way.

"Now let's get your make up on." Loona adds.

"And comb, brushed, and style your hair plummage." Millie comments.

The girls got the makeup as they both began applying some carefully on Y/n. They put eyeshadow, eyeliner, mascara, some perfume, and blush on her. And then combed, brudhed, and carefully styled her hair plummage. Once they were finished, Y/n looked beautiful with herself all brushed, dressed up in the wedding dress, and with her makeup on.

"There. You look real beautiful now, Y/n." Charlie compliments.

"You look very extremely gorgeous and ready for the wedding." Millie adds.

"Pretty amazing and attractive." Vaggie compliments as well.

"Real hot and beautiful." Loona adds in compliment.

They all gave her a small mirror to look at herself with. She then looks at her reflection. She loved how beautiful, pretty, and presentable she looked at the very moment. 

"Wow, I look wonderful, girls, thanks so much fof helping out." Y/n thanked.

They led her to the others and they all get ready themselves. Once they were there, the other girls were all dressed in their bridesmaids dress outfits. Charlie, Vaggie, Millie, and Loona were in their bridesmaids dresses and Niffty was in a flower girl dress. Once they all dressed and saw Y/n, they immediately loved how her wedding dress looked on her.

The girls all waited patiently as the girls got ready and dressed in their wedding outfits as well. Once they dressed and presentable, they came out looking clean and dressed. They both wore their their bridesmaids outfits real well.

"Wow, Y/n, you look amazing!" Niffty said.

"Thanks, Niffty." Y/n replies with a smile. 

She looks to the all of the girls.

"Wow, you all look amazing!" Y/n complimented.

"Thanks, Y/n, but you're even more beautiful." They all said.

"Thanks, girls. You all look real pretty too." Y/n replies back.

"You're welcome. And thanks. Let's get you ready for the walk down the aisle." They all reply.

All of the girls smile with blushes.

They all got their pictures taken, with Y/n in many.

Then they all got prepared for the wedding that would happen in shortly in a few minutes.

"Alright, girls. Let's head out. I'm am ready." She answered back.

"Alright, it's time for the big moment." The girls said.

The bridesmaids and flower girl then lead Y/n where they all had to be at the wedding in a couple of minutes.

Tom had dressed up in a nice black suit, looking his best with guy friends and Blitzo, Moxxie, Angel Dust, and Alastor as his best men helping him out.

"Oh, God, I'm kinda nervous but excited at the same time." Tom said.

"Oh come on, Tom. You'll be awesome." The guys all said.

"Yeah, I will, thanks for the help, guys." Tom replies.

"No problem." They reply back.

Once they were were dressed and looking their best, they were ready to be married. At the wedding, all of their family and friends were invited and had arrived. Everyone arrived as the guests and then were seated waiting on the chairs, watching the event.

After a while, it was then time for the wedding to begin. Everyone had gathered outside in front of the wedding chapel. Everyone had showed up looking their best for the event. And as expected, everyone had showed up. Lucifer, Cherri Bomb, Vortex, Beezelebub, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Vassago, Verosika, and Barbie Wire were all there too.

And then the big moment of the wedding had arrived.

Once everyone in the audience was settled in, it was time to begin the wedding March.

The priest arrived and came at the front, with a marriage book in hand. At chapel altar, the couple was expected to be there. After a few minutes of everyone waiting, Tom arrived at the chapel doors, looking his best with a smile. He walked over to the alter in the center of the aisle all the way to the front. He got to the front and smiled proudly and waited for Y/n to arrive.

Once a couple of minutes had went by, everyone had stood up, Niffty came and began to throw flowers as the music played while walking down the aisle. Then, his love, Y/n had arrived dressed in a beautiful white wedding dress holding a flower bouquet in front of her, with her dad, Stolas, holding his arm in hers. They walked down the aisle together. Once they had reached the front where Tom and the priest were, Stolas gave Y/n to Tom as they both were now in front of each other.

Tom was absolutely stunned by how beautiful Y/n looked. She was gorgeous in his eyes. He couldn't believe how beautiful she was, his blush was completely showing on his face.

'That's my owl princess.' Tom thought.

Y/n was completely in awe of how handsome Tom looked as well. He was attractive, extremely handslme, and hot. She wondered how handsome he looked, with her own blush now showing.

'That's my loving sinner.' Y/n then thought.

The bridesmaids watched with happiness as their bestie was getting to be married and the best men watched with interest. This is one of the happiest moments they've ever known. The others watched as Tom and Y/n were in front of each other with blushes fully shown on their faces.

Stolas looked proudly at his daughter as she smiled back and he gave a proud smile to her.

Y/n could even see Octavia, dressed in a wedding dress outfit, as well in the crowd looking in joy at each other for the special moments.

Once it was time, everyone had sat down again. The priest then got ready to speak from his book. He looked to couple and everyone else. Tom and Y/n looking to the priest and back to each other.

"My children, we are gathered here today, to watch these two lovers be bonded together in holy matrimony." The priest said.

He began to read through the book and said many words about the eternal bond of love, marriage laws, and lots of other things they state at weddings. Once it was all ready read and said through, the priest then got ready to have the couple recite the vows. Tom and Y/n then faced each other, staring eye to eye.

Husk, as the ring bearer, came with the rings. Everyone waited for the big moment as the couple exchanged the rings. Tom and Y/n were ready and the marriage rings were exchanged and wedding vows were said.

"Tom, do you take Y/n to be wife, in sickness and in health, forever, until death do you part?" The Priest asked.

"I do." Tom said.

"Y/n, do you take Tom to be your husband, in sickness and in health, forever, until death do you part?" The Priest then asked.

"I do." Y/n said.

"Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride." The Priest said at last.

The now married couple kissed a long kiss to show their wedded marriage to each other as a husband and wife. All of the guests and everyone else cheered and applauded for the new married couple.

Tom and Y/n slowly looked to each other with complete love.

Y/n couldn't believe this actually happened. She was married now. She actually married Tom. The one she loves. She held him close as their held hands together. Her sister Octavia and her dad Stolas smiled at her with one their bestest and biggest smiles for her as they looked to her.

Charlie, Loona, and Blitzo were proud for their bestie.

Tom and Y/n still held hands together.

"I love you, Tom, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you too, Y/n, my owl princess." He said back.

Then they smiled with blushes on their faces before they kissed many more times.

They slowly put their heads slowly together and close their eyes in a content yet adorable way. As they shared one of the best moments now with each other.

Everyone had began to celebrate by throwing flower petals into the air.

Once Y/n saw this, she remembered one important thing as well. She turned around and then closed her eyes and opened them again. She threw her flower bouquet into the air behind her. The girls had all gotten excited to see this. The flower bouquet flew in the air as all of the girls tried to catch it. Charlie lifted her hands and caught it in her arms. She cheered as she actually managed to catch it. Everyone had cheered for her as Vaggie blushed at her girlfriend's moment. They both shared a blush as Charlie smiled sweetly at her girlfriend as she held the flower bouquet.

After the marriage ritual and ceremony, everyone had then celebrated and some had began to dance with each other. The others made way for the married couple's first dance. Tom and Y/n had then held each other's hands in their own and looked at each other.

They held their hands together and slowly began to dance in a slow dance. They didn't know how but it felt like it was flowing through them. With how to slowly dance with their loved one before them. They moved with every step in the they thought of. He twirled her around and he caught her in his arms. She held him close as she gently pushes off and they held one of their hands away with only one connecting them. They slowly bounced back together. They dipped each other closely face to face. They didn't know how but they somehow felt magical like this. And at the same moment, they had shared a kiss in the shared dance move in graceful embrace. They slowly cuddled together holding one another in their arms. They stare into each other's eyes with blushes as they seemed to shine as they share the moment.

Once after they had danced, it was now time for the married couple to cut the wedding cake. They had both went over to the cake together. They both looked at how it was. It was a big vanilla and chocolate cake that had white icing with blue iced ribbons and flowers, iced yellow stars, iced green leaves, iced blue, purple, and pink pastel color flowers, and a star decoration on top of it.

They got the cake cutter and sliced into the cake. Everyone cheered as the they both cut off the first piece of cake together. They shared the piece of cake together as Tom shared Y/n some and Y/n shared Tom some while playfully getting some on each other's faces. They both shared a small laugh together at their playful child like scene.

Everyone had started to get wedding cake as well and began the servings of the wedding. There were all kinds of special wedding dishes made for the special occasion. There was hordurves of all kinds, wedding soups, breads, salads, fruit salads, cupcakes, neapolitan ice cream, and champagne and alcoholic drinks served with the wedding cake as well.

Everyone had a wonderful time celebrating the wedding marriage. The couple saw everyone they knew there. And there were even some they didn't know that were there as well. Some guests had come to pay greetings, respects, and congratulations to the newly wed couple. They had both sat together at a table together, watching everyone had a good time together. They held their hands close. As they had their pictures taken. They saw some others by them to offer them gifts, hugs, and advice as a newly wed couple.

Stolas and Octavia came over and hugged Y/n.

"I'm so proud of you, my owlet. You're now a married young lady, N/n. I love you, my starlight." Stolas said to her with a proud smile.

"I'm so happy for you, N/n. Even if you are married, you're still my sister. I love you a lot, N/n." Octavia said to her as well.

Y/n smiles to them both.

"Thanks, dad and Via. I'm glad for us too. I love you both a lot no matter what." She said with a smile.

They all shared a group hug, they even let Tom, Blitzo, and Loona in on there little family moment.

Y/n and Tom look at each other and smiled with deep blushes and they shared a loving kiss.

And for the entire time of wedding day, everyone celebrated the rest of the marriage day together.

When it was late in the day, they even had the reception, where everyone showed up and had even more wild fun for the whole day.

And as a new married couple, Y/n and Tom had spent the day and thinking of their thoughts of being married as husband and wife.

The bonds of their marriage were their eternal bond on them with the couple.

Y/n and Tom looked to each other.

"I love you, Tom, my loving sinner and husband." Y/n said lovingly.

"I love you too, Y/n, my owl princess and wife." Tom said in a loving tone. 

They bring their faces closer and gave each other a long, deep, and passionate kiss once more.

They slowly pull away and look into their loved one's eyes and very being.

They spent the entire evening as a newly married wed couple and spent the rest of time thinking of how this day was the best of their bonded lives.

Chapter 53: Hellaverse Is Canon Reaction

The new hellaverse trailer on youtube and prime is canon. After everyone watches and finds out that there's a new crossover with the hellaverse, that there's a Hazbin Hotel season 3 and 4  green lit, and Helluva Boss is joining prime with further seasons on, everyone gives their reactions after finding out. With everyone shown on the trailer giving their reactions on what they think.

The reactions are showing full opinions.

Charlie: Uh, is it recording? Oh, oh! Okay, it is!

Y/n: It's on, Charlie.

Charlie: Thanks, Y/n. Uh, hello there, everyone! It's me,  Charlie Morningstar. Founder of the Hazbin Hotel, which is totally going amazing, by the way. Thank you so much for asking. And this is Y/n, the Goetia Princess and my bestie.

Y/n: Hello.

Charlie: Anyway, I'm sure you are all aware of the amazing news that we have been greenlit for seasons 3 and 4 of Hazbin Hotel.

Blitzo: Hold on a sec. I am Hell-oh I'm falling!

Charlie: Oh my, gosh!

Y/n: Hey, Blitzo. Nice to see you here.

Blitzo: Y/n, my bestie! I'm fucking glad to see you again.

Y/n: Yeah, Blitzo.

Charlie: Oh, hi, hello, Blitzo.

Blitzo: Hey, Charlie, so what's all this about, hmmm?

Charlie: Well, we were telling everyone about how exciting it is that we're getting more seasons of Hazbin Hotel.

Blitzo: Mmm, hmmm, yeah, that's good for you. But that's old news, bitch.

Charlie: Oh, okay.

Blitzo: Hold on to your little titties. Cause I'm here to announce that Helluva Boss is coming to prime video, but plot twist, it's also still gonna be on youtube. So bam! You thought that hash brown motel was the only hell show that daddy amazon was horny for? Nope! They all wanted this.

He points to himself.

Y/n: That's cool to know.

Blitzo: Thanks, bestie!

Charlie: Oh my gosh,  wow that is so great, congratulations! How does that work?

Blitzo: Well, Charlie, I'll tell you.

Charlie: It's Charlie.

Blitzo brings over a board.

Blitzo: Listen up, chucklefucks. Prime video is teaming up with Spindlehorse, ooh, that is a good name, to support the making of Helluva Boss's remaining seasons. Now I'm talking full fucking episodes, full seasons, the whole shebang. And oh, the best part is full creative control remains entirely with this bitch, Viziepop, who I guess she made me, she made everything here. She's in charge!

Charlie: Ah, not a bitch. Really love her.

Y/n: I love Viz.

Blitzo: Then after being on prime for a month, we'll be on youtube, so we basically keep doing what we're doing, but you know bigger.

Charlie: What, that's the best news ever!

Y/n: It is.

Blitzo: And the best part is, now we get to fuck around with you guys more often.

Charlie: Yeah, bestest news ever.

Blitzo: Is Angel Dust around here?

Charlie: Whoa,  okay, don't give everything away! We get it.

She holds him and pulls away. 

Blitzo: You're a fucking fun sucker, you know that? I'm a giver, bitch. I'm giving.

Y/n: Yeah, right, Blitzo.

Charlie: And we love that about you, Blitzo, really do. But let's give everyone something to be surprised by. That's what makes the wait so worth it. Because as we know.

Charlie And Blitzo: Animation takes a long time.

Y/n: It sure does.

Charlie: Oh my gosh, we're so excited for more seasons of Helluva Boss.

Blitzo: And Hazbin Hotel.

Y/n: The two shows, guys.

Charlie And Blitzo: Right, bestie. On prime video and youtube.

Charlie: Thank you all so much for getting us all here. Really we could not have done this without our audience and fans.

Blitzo: What? That's it? Oh, fuck this! Let's end big!

He opens a portal with his Asmodean Crystal as he heads in it. And comes out.

Charlie: Big, I thought we ended nicely?

Blitzo: Fuck waiting.

He brings out Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Vaggie, Husk, a mysterious demon, Vassago, Vox, Fizzarolli, and Alastor.

Y/n: We're all here.

Blitzo: The gang's all here.

Everyone gets in a big group together.

Blitzo: Look, we got Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, and Stolas, and whoever the fuck this guy is. And Vaggie, and the cat Husk. Oh, we're all in the same room. We're having a good time. Oh, we're all family now. Look, we got Alastor, that freaky red guy that everyone's into.

Charlie: Oh, uh, hey, wait, Alastor, doesn't do well on camera!

Everyone: Oh, fuck.

The room goes black as Alastor shows his radio demon powers.

Blitzo: Alright, bye!

 

Once the scene is over.

Blitzo: So, what do we think?

Charlie: I love it!

Y/n: I love it too.

Vaggie: It gives excitement.

Moxxie: It's interesting.

Millie: Yay! I'm so fucking excited.

Loona: Yeah, fucking awesome or whatever.

Stolas: It sounds splendid.

Vassago: I completely agree.

Husk: It's fucking okay.

Vox: This is gonna be exciting for me.

Fizzarolli: It's looks fun!

Alastor: Quite right, I say.

Blitzo: I'm fucking excited too, I'm the best at showing it.

Y/n: Yeah, you are, Blitzo.

Blitzo's eyes show stars.

Blitzo: Awww, thanks, my bestie!

Y/n: No problem, bestie.

Chapter 54: After Ceremony

After the marriage ceremony, Y/n and Tom had spent some time together spending with what they would like. They went on their honeymoon, went to a resort, and explored many places in the seven rings of hell as a married couple. Many of what they had seen were completely new to them and what they had seen only in the pride ring. The goetia was having a nice time with her sinner husband, and the same with him with his beloved wife. The married couple having a lovely time after spending days together with their loving bond.

Y/n was in her room with Tom, thinking about the times they both had with their after celebration. It gave the two many fond memories to think about for years. Y/n smiled at the thought looking at some of her pictures, she would promise to show her dad and sister the pictures once she sees them both again.

She used her psychic telekinesis to bring her magic goetia spellbook over to her. She would catch up on her reading and learning new magic spells after quite a while. She curled up in a nice little position and then read her book in quietness.

After a couple of hours, Tom came into her room and looked around and saw her reading her magic spellbook quietly. He gave a small smile and blushed red seeing her looking pretty even while reading. His emotions becoming evident on his face again.

"Hey, baby." He said.

Y/n looks up from her magic spellbook to see him.

"Hey, babe." She said back.

He came over and gently touched her shoulder.

She touched and rubbed his gloved hand back.

They both blushed red after feeling their loved ones close to them. With their intimate emotions now showing to each other. Their blushes growing as they held themselves close as they look at each other in their loving stares.

Y/n stood up and held him close to her as they share a deep, long, and passionate kiss.

They slowly pull away and stare in each other's eyes.

"Isn't it nice to spend alone time like this?" Tom asked.

"Yeah, it is." Y/n replies.

"Have you thought of any new spells?" He questions.

She thinks for a bit.

"I haven't thought it in a while." She answers.

"I'm sure you'll find out a new spell soon, baby." He replies.

"I'm sure I will, babe." She replies back.

He holds her close as she kept him by her.

"Have you wondered how having kids after marriage would be like?" She asked.

"Actually I have, it would be nice." He answered.

He blushes at the thought as she she blushed at the thought back.

"I'll think of something for us, babe." She tells him.

"I like that idea, baby." He tells her.

She giggles at him.

She used her psychic magic to hold him up and sit him down with her on the lovechair as they cuddled up together. He blushes red as he could be. She blushes as she held him close to her with arms around him and husband around hers.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you too, my owl princess." He said back.

They decided to stay like that for a while in their comfortable.

As they held each other close together for the rest of the time in their shared room, they cuddle themselves close in their beloved moment.

Chapter 55: Sisterly Bonding Time

It had been a couple of weeks and had been quite a while since Y/n had spent any time with her sister, Via. She decided that it was a good time to plan a day to only herself and her sister with their sisterly time to each other. Where she could spend time with Via, and they both could have fun being themselves.

N/n could use some time with hanging out with her sister.

She thought it was a good idea and then texted Via.

N/n: Hey, Via. It's been a while since we had time to had any sister alone time. Wanna hang out with only us together today?

Via: Hey, N/n. Sure. That sounds cool.

N/n: Awesome. See you in a bit.

Via: See ya.

N/n then puts her phone down and got herself looking all nicely dressed. Then she came to Tom's room and saw him there. She came over to him and gave him a kiss.

"Hey, babe." She said to him.

"Hey, baby." He said back with a blush.

"I'm gonna spend the day with my sister, Via. It's been a while since both of us hung out. Is that alright with you, babe?" She tells her husband.

"Yeah, of course. It's okay with me, baby. Have fun on your day with Octavia." He replies to his wife.

She smiles with a blush and kisses him.

"Thanks, babe. Bye, my loving sinner." She replies back.

"You're welcome. Bye, my owl princess." He said and kissed her back.

She blushed and then left to see her sister.

She used her teleportation magic to open a portal to hers and Via's shared bedroom. Once they they both saw each other, they hugged each other close. They were glad they had time to see each other again.

"Hey, Via." N/n greeted her sister.

"Hey, N/n." Via said as she greeted her sister back.

They soon slowly pulled away from their hug.

"Let's go outside to begin our day." N/n said.

"Of course." Via replies.

They both created a magic portal together and went through it together and teleported themselves outside of the palace.

They were both glad to get out of the cold temperture setting their nasty uncle, Andrealphus and their bitch mom, Stella, had turned their home into, so any time outside it would be a free time.

Once they were outside, they looked around and then to each other.

"So where do you wanna go to?" N/n asked.

"I'm not sure." Via replies.

They start getting ideas.

"We could go to a bookstore." N/n suggested.

"And then we could go to a Stylish Occult." Via added.

"Sure." Y/n replies.

"And then a coffee shop." Via brought up.

"And then stargaze at night." N/n said excitedly.

"That sounds fun!" Via replies back with excitement as well.

"Real fun!" N/n said back with a smile.

"Let's head out." They both said together.

They held hands in a sister like way and went to their destinations.

They went to a bookstore first. They looked at many new and old books they had. They looked at magic, historical, and informational books too. They wondered which ones to look, read, and buy from after looking through so many.

N/n ends up getting a new kind of element magic book, a magical history book, and a book of about Earth's animals and plants book.

Via ends up getting a magic mythological book, an advanced spells book, and a book about stars and constellations.

"You got some good books, sis." N/n compliments her sister.

"You did too, sis." Via compliments her back.

They both purchase their books and left the bookstore.

"Let's head out, N/n." Via said.

"Sure, Via." N/n replies.

They walked together and went to Stylish Occult next.

They look around at the items they had in the place. It all looked quite odd to N/n, but Via looked like she was having lots of fun while looking around. However,  N/n was glad Via was having fun.

"Hey, N/n, look at this!" Via calls out to N/n.

"What's up, Via?" N/n replies.

"Look here." Via points out a taxidermy item.

It looked like it one of many hell's animals shown on there for show and how it stood still motionless as others watched it with a curious stare.

"Isn't it fucking cool, sis?" Via asks while looking at the items with wide eyes.

"Yeah, real fucking cool, sis." N/n replies back while looking at the item with wonder.

"Let's look around more." Via said.

"Okay." N/n replies.

The sisters continue to look around more.

After exploring around some more,  they left Stylish Occult.

"Let's go to a coffee shop now." Via comments with a smile.

"Alright, sis." N/n agrees.

They both walk to a coffee shop nearby just a couple of miles away.

They went in and looked at what they had.

"Do you know what you're getting, sis?" N/n asked Via.

"I'll get a vanilla latte. And a crossiant. What are you getting, sis?" Via replies.

"I'll get a iced strawberry vanilla latte. And a blueberry muffin." N/n replies back.

"Cool. Let's go order." Via said.

"Got it." N/n said back.

They ordered their coffee drinks and snacks then paid and sat at a seat together.

"This is pretty nice, hanging out like this, just the two of us." Via comments while taking a drink of her vanilla latte and having a bit of her crossiant.

"Yeah, it is pretty nice with just the two of us, just like sisters." N/n responds back while taking a sip of her iced strawberry vanilla latte and nibbling a bit of her muffin.

"Yeah, I wish we could do it more often." Via replies.

N/n looks to her.

"We can actually." She replies back.

"We can? Even if you're married to Tom? And even if you have to spend time with your other friends now too?" Via said after she finished her crossiant.

"Sure. We're sisters. And we should get some time alone to ourselves because we need it." N/n answers as she finished her muffin as well.

"Yeah, I guess that's true." Via replies as she sips her vanilla latte.

"It's pretty true, I think." N/n replies back as she sipped her iced strawberry vanilla latte.

"And that's what sisters do, right?" Via questions.

"Right." N/n replies with a reassuring smile.

"You always know." Via replies back.

"That's what I know." N/n said back.

They finished their coffee drinks and left the coffee shop.

They thought about the last thing on their sisterly places to head to.

"I know just the perfect place, where we can stargaze tonight, Via." N/n tells her sister.

"Really, where is it?" She asked.

"You'll see." N/n replies.

She uses her magic teleportation powers and creates a portal to the perfect place to stargaze at night.

They both went through and came out at a new place.

It was a wide open sky with only the nighttime sky with all of the stars showing with the bright light upon them with the place with grass below then that's just right to sit or lay down on and look up at the stars to view at the night sky.

Via was in complete awe.

"Oh my God, this is amazing!" She said in a loud whisper.

"I know, it is amazing, I found us the perfect place to stargaze whenever we want to. And it's only know to us. As a place to hang out as sisters." N/n answered back.

Via turns around and hugs her.

"Thank you,  N/n. I've always wanted to see a sight like this. And seeing it with you makes it the best time I can have." Via tells her sister in the greatest earnest way she ever could.

N/n hugs her back.

"You're welcome, Via. I have the best time with stargazing with you too. Now let's have fun while stargazing tonight." She said back.

"Cool." Via replies back.

They both lay on the grass together and watch the starry night sky together.

They had fun pointing out constellations to each other. Seeing and finding new stars that they hadn't seen before. And even see a shooting star fly right by the sky before them. It was quite a sight for the two owl sisters.

They speak to each other they still look to the star lit night sky.

"Hey, Via, if you could, what would you wish for?" N/n asked.

Via thought for a moment.

 "I would wish dad could be with us and we could be a happy family again." Via said as her answer.

"That would be nice." N/n replies.

"Yeah." Via replies back.

They think skme thoughts for a while.

"Hey, Via?" N/n asked.

"Yeah, N/n?" Via asked back.

"Do you think you'll ever forgive dad?" She asks Via.

Via thinks for a bit.

She sighs.

"I...I think I will. Someday. But just... not now at least. He needs time to think about what he did. And I want some time on what I want to say to him too." She asnswers back.

N/n nods with a smile to her sister.

"Either way. I'm glad for you, Via. You're really brave." She said.

"I am?" Via asked.

"Yeah, you are." N/n answers.

Via then smiles back.

"Well, you're even more brave and amazing, N/n. You faced many things and came out more powerful. I want to be like you one day." She said back.

N/n smiles back at her.

"Via, you're amazing too. Just as yourself. I care about you a whole lot." N/n replies back.

Via smiles back at her.

They both sat up.

"I love you, N/n. A lot. You're the best sister ever." Via said with a caring smile.

"I love you too, Via. A whole lot back. You're one of the best sisters ever too." N/n said back with a loving smile as well.

They both gave each other a sisterly hug, sgsring their true feelings that they always care about each other as close sisters.

They then spend the rest of the night alone together with their sisterly time spent with stargazing, giggling, and giving advice, quotes from their favorite books, and sisterly bonded cuddles.

Chapter 56: A Little Mission

The imp gang had been on some missions for a while, and Blitzo had decided that one of them that had gotten his interest, which a client had called about an assassination kill on a human in the human realm.

Blitzo looked to Moxxie, Millie, and Loona.

"Alright, guys. We got an assassination on a human's ass. It looks like a real shitty bastard." Blitzo said to the three.

He showed a picture of a middle aged man that looks drunk the whole time.

"Looks easy enough. He probably won't even know we're there." Moxxie said while looking at the picture.

"Yeah, we got this." Millie said enthusiastically.

"Looks like an easy kill." Loona said while brushing her hair back.

"That's right, gang. We gonna kill this son of bitch easily." Blitzo replies with a confident smile.

Blitzo looks to Stolas and smiled to him.

"You gonna be okay here with answering calls as our secretary, right, Stolas?" Blitzo asked him.

"Yeah, I'll be right here." Stolas said in reply.

He still looked depressed and was still getting used to an average life.

"Cool, babe. We're leaving now." Blitzo replies back.

He got out his Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to the real world.

"See ya, in a bit, Stols." Blitzo tells Stolas as he and the Imp gang went through the portal.

Stolas looks to where they left and hoped they would be okay.

"I think something might happen to them. Blitzy will need help. I should tell my starlight N/n about it." He said to himself and got out his phone to call his daughter Y/n.

The phone answered.

"Hello." Y/n said on the call.

"N/n, my little starlight, how are you?" Stolas greets her.

"I'm alright, dad. How are you?" She asked back.

"I'm fine, my starlight. Blitzy and the others have went on an assassination mission today. He said they'll be okay, but I have a feeling that something will happen this time. Do you think you could help them out, starlight?" He informs her.

Y/n understood what he was asking.

"Alright, dad. I can handle this." She answers.

"Thank you, starlight. I love you so much." He said.

"No problem, dad. I love you too." She said back.

They both hung up afterwards as Y/n kissed and said bye to her husband Tom and left.

In the human world, the Imp gang came out of the portal in a town.

"Alright, gang, let's find this dickhead and get our kill." Blitzo said to the others.

"He should be around here somewhere." Moxxie replies.

"But where?" Millie wondered.

"He's over there." Loona said while pointing out the target that was nearby.

"Ha! Good work, Loonie! We found him already. Now let's kill his ass before he gets away." Blitzo replies.

The gang follows the target around to assassinate him.

What they didn't know is that the Dhorks Agents, Agent One and Agent Two were watching them from the alleyways.

"Look! There they are! Those demons showed up in the human realm again." Agent One said while pointing out the Imp gang.

"They actually showed up again! To kill humans. But we got them right where want them this time." Agent Two said.

"Yeah, let's follow them." Agent One replies.

The Agents kept watch on the three imps and hellhound.

After searching and following the target, they found him sitting in a bar alone.

"Oh, this is easy kill. Don't worry, guys. I git this in the bag." Blitzo comments.

"You got this, sir." Moxxie said.

"Go for the kill, Blitzo." Millie encouraged.

Loona watched after looking at her phone.

Blitzo sneakily heads in the bar and gets out his gun and knife.

"Get ready to die, shitty bastard." Blitzo whispered.

He got close to the man and aimed at his head.

While he wasn't looking, Blitzo shoots him with a heads hit which made his head drop and bleed heavily after his shot head on.

"Ha, I did it! I'm so getting paid for this one!" He said while quietly cheering to himself.

He was quietly making his way out of the bar and back outside to the Imp gang, until two particular Agents grabbed him unexpectedly off guard.

"Found you!" Agent One said holding him.

"Got you, you little prick!" Agent Two said mockingly.

"You're coming with us!" Agent One adds.

They drag Blitzo outside into an alleyway over to a wall and slam him against it.

"Ow! What the fuck, assholes!" He said in pain.

The two Agents held their guns up at his face.

"Tell us, demon scum, where are your other pals?" Agent One said.

"How many humans did you kill this time?" Agent Two asked.

"And are those two demon owls with you?" Agent One then asks.

Blitzo blinked in slight worry. They remember Stolas and Y/n. He couldn't tell them where they were.

"I'm not telling you bitches anything." Blitzo replies with a smirk.

Agent One and Agent Two look to each other and back at him.

"Oh, really?" Agent One replies.

"Well, then it looks like we're gonna have to make you tell us." Agent Two then said.

They raise their guns up to Blitzo's head.

He closes his eyes as if waiting for time get shot to death.

However, before they could try anything on him, they were both lifted up into the air by telekinesis. They dropped Blitzo in the process. He looks and saw Y/n in her human form.

She held the two Agents in the air and used her psychic telekinesis to throw them away from her and Blitzo.

Y/n helped him up from her side.

"N/n, my bestie, you're here! How did you find us?" He said in a glad tone.

"Dad told me about your mission in the human world and to watch out for you." She answers.

"I'm glad you did, N/n." He replies.

Blitzo looked up with a smirk back at the two agents. Y/n smirked at them as well in her human form. They both look back to Agents as they look to the two demons.

"You! You're with the imp?" Agent One asked.

"That's pretty fucking suspicious! I bet you're not human either. You're with these demons too. You look like one of those demon owls from before. And now you're with the imp again. You're a monster just like this guy." Agent Two replies.

"You're probably a demon like this guy too. A demon owl. Ha. This is fucking perfect. We'll kill you two right here. You two monsters are going down." Agent One said.

"I don't think you will, humans." Y/n said, glaring.

Her eyes glowed red and she used her psychic magic to telekincally lifts them in the air.

"What the?" The two Agents said.

Then she throws them harshly against the wall knocking them both out.

Blitzo stared in awe.

"Wow, N/n, bestie, that was awesome! You showed those two fuckers you're the boss." He complimented.

"Thanks, Blitzo. Let's find the others then." She replies.

They walk out of the alleyway and see the Imp gang in the distance as they all met up and Y/n changes back into her owl goetia form.

"Blitz, you're alright. Did you kill the target? And Y/n, you're here too?" Moxxie and Millie questioned.

"Yeah. I killed the fucker. And those two fucking Agent showed and nearly killed me until N/n my bestie saved my ass." Blitzo said.

"Yeah, Blitz." Y/n said back.

"Cool, I bet you showed them, girl." Loona said to Y/n with a proud smile.

"I sure did, Loons." Y/n replies back with a smile of her own.

"Let's head back, gang." Blitzo said.

He got out his Asmodean Crystal and opened the portal back to hell with it.

They all went through and went back to the Imp Office.

"N/n, Blitz. You're all okay." Stolas said as they showed up back into the office.

He went and hugged them both as they both hugged him back.

"We're okay, Stols." Blitzo said with a smile as he held Stolas and Y/n close to him.

"We're alright, dad." Y/n replies with a smile to her dad.

Moxxie and Millie awe at the scene while Loona just smiles at the scene.

It was nice to see the three together like this.

The mission went well as Blitzo thought and Y/n and Stolas were with each other again in one of their dad and daughter moments.

Chapter 57: Understanding Millie

After some time alone thinking about her internal conflict, Millie thought about how to tell Moxxie about her pregnancy. She had been thinking about how to tell her own husband the special information for a while. Only she didn't know if she was ready herself to say that she was pregnant with their own child to him. She knew he was her husband and she was his wife and that they loved each other more than anything in the whole world. However, she didn't expect a child to come out of this, at least not this soon.

Having a child the best thing in the world to many, especially to Millie, but she didn't know low if she and Moxxie were ready for the responsibility for it. What would Moxxie think? What would they do for the child? How would they raise him or her? Will they be good parents? These questions filled her mind.

Millie wanted to tell Moxxie about it, but she couldn't bring herself to do it yet. She wanted to more than anything. She already told her sister Sallie May about it, but she wondered who else could she tell about it.

Then she thought about someone that she knew she could speak to and could help give advice about her problem.

She decided to call her close friend Y/n and tell her about it.

She got out her phone and called Y/n's number on it.

After a moment, Y/n answered.

Y/n: Hello.

Millie: Hello, Y/n. Could you come over please? I kind of want to speak to you about something.

Y/n: Sure, Millie. I'll be over in a minute. See ya.

Millie: See ya.

They both hung up afterwards.

Y/n got herself dressed nicely with her nice looking clothes on. Brushed her hair well. And then she told Tom where she would be and they kissed each other before she left.

She went outside and used her magic powers to open a portal to Moxxie's and Millie's home. She went through it and came out of the other end. She looked and saw Millie there waiting for her. Millie smiled once she saw Y/n there.

She came over and hugged the goetia.

Y/n smiled and hugged her back.

"Y/n, I'm glad to see you again!" Millie said cheerfully.

"I'm glad to see you too, Millie." Y/n said back with a smile.

They pulled away and Millie leads her inside her and Moxxie's home.

They got to her place and Y/n looks around snd saw that it was a very well organized.

Millie made some tea for them while Y/n looked around.

They both sat down on chairs in the living room.

"So what did you want to talk about, Mils?" Y/n asked.

Millie gave her a cup of tea as she came back to answer.

"It's kind of a personal matter and I didn't know anyone to come to about but you the first one to come to my mind to tell someone about it." Millie replies as she sat down with her own cup of tea.

"Oh, I see." Y/n replies back.

"You see, I...well, it happened on Sinmas. During the party, I stepped out for while as everyone else was having fun." Millie began.

Y/n nods as she sipped her tea.

"I felt strange the whole day earlier. And had lots of symptoms before too." Millie further explains and took a sip of tea.

Y/n took a sip of tea and looks up at her.

"Oh, that is strange." Y/n comments.

Millie nods after she took a sip of her tea.

"So I suspected something was up with me. I thought of everything it could be." Millie adds.

Y/n listens and took another sip.

"Then I realized something. I didn't know for sure, but I suspected it." Millie explained after sipping her tea.

Y/n looks to her with full attention.

"So I took a pregnancy test and went to the bathroom. I took it. And got the results back." Millie confessed.

Y/n could see Millie was getting to leaking from her eyes.

"It...it...it showed it was positive. It really happened. I'm...pregnant." Millie said shedding some tears.

Y/n stared at her with sympathy.

"I'm happy that we have a child of our own but I don't know what to do. How am I gonna tell Moxxie? How are we gonna be parents? How are we gonna be able to raise a kid of our own? I don't know if we can handle being parents." Millie confesses sadly.

Y/n puts down her tea cup and went over to Millie and hugged her gently.

She understood what Millie was going through now and wanted to be there for her the right way.

"Millie. It's amazing that you're pregnant and are having a child of your with Moxxie. And I'm really  glad for you both. You two are gonna be parents. And that's one of the best things ever. You know Moxxie. He loves you no matter what. And you love him more than anything. I'm sure you can tell Moxxie and he's gonna be really glad to hear about it too. You guys can handle anything. You two are gonna be awesome parents and raise your own kid. Your child will love you as parents because you guys will all be a good family just by being yourselves." Y/n explains to Millie.

Millie took in what she said and looks to Y/n with hopeful eyes.

"You think so? I can tell Moxxie? And he will understand? And we can be good parents to our child?" Millie asks as she wiped her face dry.

Y/n smiles to her with a nod.

"I know you can." She answers.

Millie then feels better and she looks to Y/n and smiles again.

"Thanks so much for being there for me, N/n. I needed someone like you to tell everything on my mind to. I feel confident enough and I will tell Moxxie about my pregnancy too. Thanks to you." Millie tells her earnestly with an appreciative smile.

"I'm glad I could help, Mils." Y/n replies back.

They both give each other a comforting hug afterwards.

They both finish their tea and hang out for a while.

After the helpful talk, Y/n decides to head back to her place.

"Bye, Mils." Y/n said with a smile.

"Bye, Y/n. Thanks for the help. I know I can tell Moxxie now." Millie said back.

"I know you can, girl." Y/n said back before she left.

She creates a portal with her psychic magic and went through it and then teleports back to her house afterwards.

After Y/n came back home from talking to Millie, she then teleports using her magic to teleport back to her house. 

She then decides to look through the small library of books she had.

She read and went through many spellbooks that had many magic spells on them. Ones that said they could create any kind of historical magic as well. Then she came across one for a new kind of advanced magic spells. She read through chapters on it and eventually found one on how to make a sinner demon be able to reproduce.

"I found it." She said to herself.

She read through it to make sure it was real, accurate, and actually written on there. To her shock, it was. She then became joyful of her new discovery.

After looking through many books, she actually found a new spell that could be used to make her husband be able to be fertile again.

She wondered if it could be used to make other sinners, besides her husband Tom, able to reproduce to have children.

It made her wonder, but there was one thing she was currently thinking about.

She couldn't wait to show her love Tom about what she had just discovered.

Chapter 58: Mission: Orphan Time

File lands on desk

IMP File:

Target: Frank McTickly Wrigglers AKA "Mr. Wrigglers"

Location: Hugging Dove Charity

Description: Freakishly kind and disturbingly charitable.

Info:

Runs a public broadcast children's television show.

Showed me up in highschool.

Y/n was reading a spellbook for the spell that could make a sinner like her husband Tom be able to produce children with her, in her bedroom, then suddenly she got a call from Blitzo.

Y/n: Hello, Blitz.

Blitzo: N/n, my bestie. I'm going on another mission with Loonie. You wanna come with us just for fun? Please, bestie?

Y/n thinks about this then answers.

Y/n: Yeah, alright. I'll see you in a bit.

Blitzo: Awesome, see ya, bestie!

Y/n: See ya, Blitz.

Y/n then puts her spellbook away, got her clothes on, and got her phone.

And then uses her Goetia teleporation magic to open a portal to where Blitzo and Loona are.

The scene changes to a blue sky with birds chirping. A portal opens next to a car, with Blitzo, Loona, and Y/n walking out. They creep up to a building.

Blitzo: Alright Loony and N/n, today we're dealing with a children's "entertainer". Goes by... Mr. Wrigglers. Thought this would be a good one for you two and me, and I think you both know why.

Y/n: Yeah, I can guess why.

Loona: Uh, yeah. I hate that sunshine and rainbows shit. These guys always turn out to be sickos. Where are we? His third world sex resort? His slave-cult compound?

A sign is shown with an inscription "Hugging Dove Charity for Dying Orphans and Injured Puppies".

Blitzo: I just thought he would be really easy to kill, y'know? And then we could have the whole rest of the day for daddy daughter and bestie time!

Loona: Ugh. Fine. 

Y/n sighs to herself.

Y/n: Alright then.

Loona: Let's do this, Y/n.

Y/n: Let's then.

Loona activates her human disguise as Y/n transforms into her human form disguise as well.

Blitzo: Okay, you two go on and I'll just sneak in.

Somewhat fittingly, Blitzo climbs a wall like a lizard, entering the window. Loona and Y/n enter the building through its front door, then walk into a hallway labelled "Administration". Loona opens Mr. Wrigglers' door.

Loona: Holy shit, that was just unlocked.

Y/n: It's fucking weird how it was unlocked like that.

Mr Wrigglers: Well, of course! My door's always open to a new friend. Would you two happen to be orphans? *Looks to Y/n* Even if you look old enough to take care of yourself, miss?

Loona: Wh- Are we what?

Mr. Wrigglers: An orphan?

Y/n: I'm not, I'm married.

Loona: Y-yeah, actually I am. She's not though. She married and has a good family. How did you-

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, that's wonderful and from the charity event!

Y/n: Oh, that explains that.

Loona: Oh! Uh. Yes.

Mr. Wrigglers: Well isn't that just a wonderful thing that makes you two special? What can I do to help you two brighten up your day?

Loona: Yeah, you can cut the Santa Claus shit, we actually came to kill you.

Y/n: And to kill you fast.

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, heavens... These Wish-a-Wish things sure have gotten mighty extreme. Well, if that would make you two happy, you're both more'n welcome. Anything for an orphan and a pretty special friend.

Suddenly, Blitzo falls into the room between the two from a vent, screaming.

Loona: Oh, he's an orphan too, he has... fucking... red-itis.

Y/n: The one where he's red all over.

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh hello there, another special friend!

Blitzo: Hiiiii... Loona, N/n, what's the- what's the deal here? Were you two waiting on me?

Loona: Yeah, I was just about to shoot him and Y/n use her magic to kill him. You want to get comfortable, or any last requests?

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, I- I wouldn't want to be a bother! Given your limited time left on this earth I'd like you to enjoy it.

Loona: *sighs* We might have a sec.

Y/n: What is it?

Mr. Wrigglers: I just wanna say goodbye to my children.

Loona, Y/n, and Blitzo talk over each other:

Loona: I think we can swing that.

Y/n: I'm pretty sure we can too.

Blitzo: The red-itis will probably kill me by the-

Blitzo: Wait, what?!

Mr. Wrigglers: That's very kind! Thank you.

Blitzo: Loona, what in Satan's sphincter has gotten into you? And N/n, bestie, could you help me out here?

Y/n: I think Loona just wants to let him to say goodbye to the ones he cares about before we kill him, Blitz.

Loona: Yeah, like that and I don't know! Would it really be the worst thing to let a dad spend some time with his kids?

Blitzo: That's what I'm saying, he's being a total dick!

Blitzo points his finger at Mr. Wrigglers, but then looks at Loona and realises this means a lot to her and Y/n agrees with it. Reluctantly, he relented.

Blitzo: Fine. Anything for you, Loonie and bestie. Just make it quick, you shrivelled nutsack.

A montage starts with Mr. Wrigglers visiting each of his "children", all of them distraught, while Blitzo, Y/n, and Loona are in the background, disinterested.

Mr. Wrigglers: You've always been great.

Mr. Wrigglers: We'd go catching frogs in the summer.

Mr. Wrigglers: Take care of your mother for me, I'll be in your dreams.

Mr. Wrigglers: *chuckles* Now don't miss me too much!

Mr. Wrigglers: And when you walk down that aisle, whoever it's with-

Blitzo falls off a ledge and lands on a car, while Loona gets up to take a picture as Y/n watches with a quiet laugh and helps him out with her magic.

Mr. Wrigglers: Where are my manners, have you met my new friends? They're about to kill me.

Mr. Wrigglers: I want you to have it.

Mr. Wrigglers: The only letter missing from special... is "U".

Mr. Wrigglers closes a door.

Blitzo: Alright, I'm not buying it! There's no way this many women dropped their panties for the guy who teaches the ABC's to puppets.

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh! *laughs* no! No, no- I- I've been happily married for seventy-four years to my very first sweetheart. And I exclusively and regularly perform oral sex on her. She gets more pleasure that way, so I much prefer it to intercourse. Our pretty special friend also told me she's married, so I think she would understand that.

Blitzo got upset at how he was speaking about Y/n's love life like that.

Blitzo: [yelling] Then where the fuck did all these kids come from?! And don't you dare speak about my bestie with that kind of stuff!

Mr. Wrigglers: A lot of orphans have trouble getting adopted, so I just adopt those ones myself! And I apologize about talking about that stuff about our pretty special friend.

Blitzo: Well isn't that just fuuucking great?! We wasted the whole damn day on this! And her name is Y/n, dumbass!

Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, what a beautiful sunset. I'd quite like to watch that as I go. Will you two join me?

Loona thinks about it for a minute, then decides to oblige him, with a smile on her face.

Y/n just shook her head and left the two while she walked by Blitzo.

Y/n: No thanks.

The scene fades to sunset with Loona and Mr. Wriggles sitting on a bench, with Blitzo leaning on a tree, licking a lollipop, then biting into it. As Y/n is beside him watching the two speak as she pats his shoulder and he gives her a happy smile back that his bestie was there.

Mr. Wrigglers: I'm glad I could make new friends today. I hope I see you again in the great beyond.

Loona: Well, I'll be in Hell so... probably not. Unless there's something I don't know about you, heh.

Mr. Wrigglers: Ah, you know who I am, and I know someday, you'll show the world who you really are.

Loona: I don't think they'd like the real me.

Mr. Wrigglers: I know I would.

Mr. Wrigglers smiles and closes his eyes. Loona looks at him, smiles, then drops her disguise and shows her true form. Mr. Wrigglers turns towards her, and she in turn looks him in the eyes.

Loona: Ta-da!

After a couple of seconds, Mr. Wrigglers starts screaming in horror.

Loona: Oh, fuck!

Startled, Loona accidentally shoots Mr. Wrigglers in his left knee.

Loona: FUCK!

Mr. Wrigglers falls down to the ground, grunting in pain. Loona gets up and walks towards him, then he throws sand at her. She accidentally shoots him again, this time in his right ankle. He screams in pain.

Loona: Did you just pocket sand me?

Mr. Wrigglers: OH, OH, OHHHHH! OH I GOT SHOT! OH IT HURTS! OH MY GOD!!

Y/n looks to Loona and Mr. Wrigglers with wide eyes as she changes back to her real Owl Goetia form.

Loona tried to fire the gun once more to put Mr. Wrigglers out of his misery, but the gun was empty. Blitzo sprints as Y/n uses her psychic magic to teleport as they both come into the scene.

Mr. Wrigglers: OH MY GOD!!

Blitzo: Don't worry! Daddy and bestie will fix this!

Y/n: Let's end him, Blitz!

Y/n uses her telekinesis magic to snap Mr. Wrigglers neck dead as Blitzo starts incessantly pounding Mr. Wrigglers' head with a brick, who is screaming in pain until his death. Blitzo continues pounding until Mr. Wrigglers' head is reduced into a mush. The short ends with Blitzo, Loona, and Y/n all staring at each other.

Y/n: Let's not speak about this again.

Blitzo and Loona both nod.

Blitzo And Loona: Got it, N/n.

Chapter 59: Telling Him

After reading the magic spellbook, and all of its chapters many times, Y/n had actually gotten the hang of the magic spell of how to use it on a sinner. It had made sense after rereading the chapters of it. She was ready to tell her husband Tom about it and try it out on her lover.

The young goetia smiles to herself as soon as she learned the magic spell and was now willing to actually try it out.

Y/n held the spellbook in her arms as she thought deeply on how she was ready to tell her sinner lover about what she found.

She used her psychic magic and teleported over to where Tom was and then saw him as he saw her as well as they embraced one another.

"Hey, babe." Y/n said.

"Hey, baby." Tom said back.

They held the other close in their arms and gave each other a long kiss and slowly pulled away to look at their love's eyes.

"I got something I really want to show you, babe." She tells him.

He looks at her with wonder.

"What is it, baby?" He asks.

She then shows him the magic spellbook she found in the library about how to make a sinner able to reproduce with children.

"I found this magic spellbook in our library. It said that it can be able to make a sinner able to reproduce with their own children. I reread it many times and have memorized it and I think I'm ready to try it." She explains to him.

Tom looks at her with shock, realization, and then a happy look.

"Really, that's amazing, baby!" He replies excited.

They held their hands in each other's with excitement.

"Yeah, I know, babe!" She excitedly said back.

They cuddled close.

"We're actually going to have kids of our own." She said with joy.

"I'm so glad you found a way for us to have kids, babe." He said joyously.

They gave each other another kiss.

"I'm glad you found it. What sinner did you want to try it on?" He replies.

"On you, of course, babe." She replies back with a smile and blush.

She gives him a peck of a kiss.

He blushes back from it.

"Oh, that's wonderful, I'm glad you'll try if on me, love." He replies.

Y/n takes a moment to look and read from the pages in the spellbook once more to make a sinner fertile and then to Tom once again.

"Are you ready, babe?" She asks him.

He nods back.

"Ready, baby." He answers.

She closes her eyes and opens her eyes after taking a deep breath to ready herself.

She then uses her psychic magic to use the magic spell on him in the same way the spellbook wrote to perform the spell.

A bright light then covers the two after she uses it.

After a couple of minutes of waiting, the magic spell had been performed on her sinner lover.

They looked to each other after the spell had been used on Tom as he looks to himself afterwards.

"Did it work?" He asked.

"I think it did." She answers his question.

They then look to each other with bright smiles and they share a cuddle with one another.

"This is the greatest thing ever, baby. We're gonna have kids of our own one day." He comments with a smile.

"I know. Our very own children." She responds back blushing.

They both then look to each other lovingly and  share a long deep passionate kiss with their love. They spent moments like that until they slowly pull away. With their beloved right in front of them.

"I love you, my loving sinner." She said.

"I love you, my owl princess." He said back.

They kept each other in their embraces as they showed their love and made out, showing their true emotions to themselves.

They were in deep thought of how the spell worked.

They held each other's hand as they give each other more cuddles and kisses.

They then wondered how it would be like to have children of their own one day and how it would work with the very thought of it.

Chapter 60: Mission: Bad Drivezo

File lands on desk

IMP File:

Target: Joe Smoe
Location: Backwards Ass, New Mexico
Description: I mean, just look at him.. y'know?
Info:
Loitered racistly.

The short starts off rather intensely, with Blitzo and Moxxie driving racing in their van on Earth, Y/n accompanies them beside Blitzo. Blitzo is simultaneously driving the van and aiming with a sniper rifle, much to Y/n's and Moxxie's dismay.

Moxxie: [yelling] SIR! Focus on the road!

Blitzo: I'm- just making sure that it's the right guy, okay? Calm down Mox and N/n, I am a fantastic driver!

Y/n: No, you're fucking not, Blitzo!

Blitzo scopes in on the target, his hands shaking. He steers with his feet while pushing the pedal down with his tail.

Blitzo: Hold on, I wonder if I could just-

He fires the rifle and accidentally blows some biker's head off.

Blitzo: Agh! Nope, almost had him.

Y/n: Damn it, Blitzo, why can't you aim right.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs in a blanket. Just hold the wheel, I'll shoot.

Moxxie takes the rifle, and aims for the target with much steadier hands.

Y/n: Aim it right, Moxxie.

Moxxie: Nice and steady. Perfect. LOOK OUT!

A red car enters the scene and hits their van. Moxxie drops the rifle.

Blitzo: Oh fuck the shit back into my stomach!

The IMP van seemingly hits the target's car, causing it to fall into a canyon and explode.

Moxxie: *looks out the window of the IMP van* Well... I guess that all worked out, then. *two eyes closed* Job well done, we can go home now.

Y/n: Well, that's taken cared of.

Blitzo starts roaring and foaming at the mouth while Moxxie has one eye open as Y/n just raised her eyebrow at Blitzo.

Blitzo: That fucker cut me off.

Moxxie: Now sir, with all due respect, the mission was t-

Blitzo: [yelling] That fucker cut me off!

Y/n: Oh, shit.

Blitzo starts swerving with the van and chasing the red car.

Moxxie: Sir, think about this for a second. Yes, this guy is a huge, gaping asshole. But killing him is a huge risk.

Y/n: Yeah, Blitzo, don't do anything fucking dumb, just do whatever you think is right.

Blitzo: I'm not gonna kill him, I'm just... [sigh] I'm gonna fucking yell at him or something. I haven't figured it out yet! Don't worry, bestie, I got this!

Moxxie: Also a bad idea, sir! But fine, if you must. Just catch up with him and get it over with.

Blitzo: [yelling] The fuck you think I'm trying to do, Mox?!

The red car's driver continues speeding, and eliminates another car and a van.

Moxxie: Gosh, yeah, he's really hightailing it. What do you think he's in such a hurry for?

Blitzo: I don't know, probably to go blow his fucking son!

Moxxie: What if it's a genuine emergency? What if he just found out a family member is in the hospital? Or what if he's late for a wedding and he's the best man, or-

Y/n: Or something important.

Blitzo: *leans out the window while pointing a red skin finger* Oh, look! Look, look, look! Look! Look! Right there, that's the same fucking spot I almost hit him. See, it's not my driving! It's the- it's the fucking thing he does!

Moxxie: I never said it was your driving, I'm just saying hypothetically.

The red car hits several traffic cones, starts drifting and makes a U-turn.

Blitzo: Oh yeah! Yeah, keep defending this.

Moxxie: I never did. In fact, I agree with you. But-

Blitzo: Buuut- but bleh bleh, but what?!

Moxxie: I just think you're overreacting.

Blitzo: I have NOT reacted yet!

Y/n: Yeah you are, Blitz.

Blitzo pushes the pedal to the metal and enters the lane next to the red car. He badly disguises himself with a mask featuring a red cap labelled "WHITE MAN", spectacles, and a fake nose, and starts yelling.

Blitzo: Roll your window down! Roll! Your! Window! Down! Face me!

As Blitzo gestured to the driver that he roll his window down, the driver obliges. He appears to be a deranged middle-aged man who is very clearly not doing well. Foaming at the mouth, he starts grunting and gasping, and headbutting the car's horn.

Blitzo: AAUGH, what the fuck?

Moxxie: Okay, he is a really bad driver.

Y/n: He's one of the worst drivers here.

Blitzo: He is the worst driver!

Moxxie: But are there not worse people out there than bad drivers?

Y/n: There are actually worse.

Blitzo: Oh, you can tell a lot about a person by how they drive, Mox and N/n. Watch!

Blitzo overtakes the reckless driver and prevents him from attempting the same. The driver, Driveso, is bothered by this.

Blitzo: See that? He's tailgating me now. *Blitzo's arm on Moxxie's throat or neck while Blitzo red skin fingers on the driving wheel as Y/n watches them* He could have just as easily went right the fuck around. The whole road is open, *Moxxie's red skin fingers on Moxxie's throat or neck as Y/n has wide eyes* but nope! Ride my ass! I knew he'd do this! I knew it! I fucking knew this little- BRAKE CHECK!

Blitzo hits the brake, which sends the red car flying straight towards a tanker. The car hits the tanker, and causes it to flip and explode, punting the car. It hits a billboard, and Driveso flies out of the windshield, leaving a trail of blood behind. The billboard falls over, and a familiar-looking politician is shown on it, with the words "Insurance? No thanks! Jesus has me covered".

The scene changes to Driveso's perspective, his eyes opening weakly to see Blitzo, Moxxie, and Y/n standing in front of him.

Blitzo: *one fingerless black glove on hip while other arm is down* Why the fuck do you drive like that, hmm? You see, N/n and Mox? Look, I didn't kill him. He's too much of a prick to die.

Driveso: I'm late. I have to get there.

Moxxie: Get where?

Y/n: Where?

Driveso: [coughing] My son... [raspy inhale while holding a photo by using a bare hand] Today is his eighteenth birthday.

Moxxie: Alright, you see sir? This poor man just wanted to be there for an important *two eyes closed while a fingerless gloved hand is a fist* milestone in his son's life.

Driveso: I need to be the first one there to blow him!

Moxxie: You see, sir, I- excuse me?

Y/n: What the fuck?

Blitzo: Oh no, n- Now what you need to do is *points by using a red skin finger* learn how to, uh, drive right. Dick. *turned away then walks

Moxxie starts gesturing as Y/n looks, both confused.

Moxxie: That's it?

Y/n: You don't want to kill him off?

Blitzo: Well you didn't want me to kill him so I'm not gonna fucking kill him. *points to himself by using a black fingerless gloved hand while two black eyelids closed* I hope you have a newfound respect for me, or something. I know you do, N/n, my bestie.

Moxxie: [yelling] But he's going to blow his son!

Y/n: Isn't that kinda fucked up?

Blitzo: *IMP van open by using two black fingerless gloved hands* Uh, yeah, I told you that when he first cut me off, now get in the car. Come along, Y/n bestie.*IMP van's side door closes*

Moxxie and Y/n, sweating and dumbfounded, look at Driveso crawling on the ground while grunting and gasping, his left leg and back flesh missing. Moxxie and Y/n, deeply angered, Y/n uses her psychic telekinesis as Moxxie loaded a pistol and Y/n snaps his neck dead as Moxxie shot Driveso in the head, who keeled over immediately. They went inside the van and put their seat belts on.

Moxxie: You know, he never signalled. Not once, the whole time.

Y/n: He should have.

Blitzo: The whole time!

Moxxie: And what the fuck was with that U-turn?

Y/n: That dumb fuck!

Blitzo: What a prick!

Moxxie: Right? Psh, drivers, am I right?

Blitzo: I'll tell you what, he could U-turn right back up my ass.

Y/n: Nah.

Moxxie: Yeah, how 'bout a hand signal? Heh, nah, not that hand signal, sir. This one. [laughs] Oh, sir.

Y/n: That's the one.

Blitzo: You know N/n bestie and Mox, it's never the drivers like him that get t-boned. I mean we're from hell and this guy sucks!

The short ends with the three driving away on a road, seemingly satisfied at the end of the day.

Chapter 61: Mission: Whacked Off

File thwacks onto desk

I.M.P Case File:

TARGET: Paulie Paesano AKA The Gabagool Tool
LOCATION: Caldwell, New Joisey
DESCRIPTION: Mobster son of famous mafia crime boss Luigi Paesano
INFO:
Little schmuck whacked me after I caught him skimming our inventory.
He has no part in this family and I want him gone and out of the boss' hair for good.

Moxxie: [voiceover] Sir, are you sure you want me and Y/n doing this job by ourselves? Was this on purpose? And you just thought that Y/n would good at protecting me because she has her powers to protect us?

Y/n: [voiceover] I think it is like that, Mox. It's always is. You're a fucking dumbass, Blitz.

Blitzo: [voiceover] Of course, Mox...My bestie, Y/n is good at saving all of our asses.

We see Blitzo and Millie in fishing clothes on a boat in a swamp.

Blitzo: ...cause me and Millie are going leeching!

Millie: [singsongy] I'm gonna harpoon me a big ol' leech! [sticks her harpoon into the edge of the boat]

Both: LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH! LEECH!

Moxxie: [Sighs] Let's head out, Y/n, your highness.

Y/n: Alright, Mox.

We are on Earth now, and Moxxie and Y/n have already reached the Paesano mansion, both looking through a window and looking apprehensive as they watch a father-son confrontation between his target Paulie and Paulie's father Luigi.

Luigi: You disobeyed me. You disrespected me, and now one of my most trusted confidantes is dead. I don't know where I went wrong in raising youse.

Paulie: Tommy Two-Holes was a rat, you gotta believe me! I did what I had to do, for you! For this family!

Moxxie crawls on a wall like a lizard, quite suitably, while Y/n uses her Goetia magic to teleport herself, and enter the building through a small window as the conversation between the father and son goes on.

Luigi: Don't gimme that shit, Paulie. You never gave a fettuccini fuck about this family. I give you everything and this is what I get in return? Get out of my sight.

While Luigi is scolding Paulie, Moxxie and Y/n walk up to the door they are talking behind, then Moxxie proceeds to climb up and behind a statue of an angel opposite the door as Y/n teleports there with him, which Paulie then opens.

Paulie: [enraged] Fuck! FUCK!

Paulie then flips his father off behind a closed door, with Moxxie observing him. A spider descends next to Moxxie's head, who then slaps it away. Y/n looks at him with a raised eyebrow. They both peek from the statue's left side and hide just before Paulie had a chance to see them.

Paulie: Oh great scary angel on the wall, I'm Catholic, or something! I'm beseechin' youse and all that junk! I needs to be free of my father!

Moxxie takes a deep breath and accidentally swallows the spider, causing him to gag and groan. Y/n pats his back to help him out of it.

Moxxie: Ah- ah- ah- AH- [soft sneeze].

Paulie: Hey, you sneezed! I heard it!

Moxxie: [he looks to Y/n as she nods her head at him to just go with it, Moxxie taken aback, then adopting a different voice] V-verily I am an angel! [normal voice] Boo.

Paulie: Yes! I knew you was real! Now you gotta grant an angel wish, yeah?

Y/n nods again at Moxxie as Moxxie nods back at her.

Moxxie: [angelic voice] I- I- uh- Ooooh! L-l-let us not moveth so quickly, the aaangel needeth more details, mayhap.

Paulie: I- I, uh, I mean look, I ain't perfect, but... I always put them beads in on Sunday. Plus, my pops, he's a mob boss! That's... that means he's a real bad guy by comparison. So you gotta help me! Right, mister angel?

Moxxie: He got ye into this life of crimeth, did he not?

Paulie: I've been doin' this for him since I was a little kid! And nothin's ever changed.

Moxxie: And does he treateth thee like... Shiiit-ith?

Paulie: Aw yeah, he treats me like I'm a real mook. A schmuck! A jabroni! You know, like a uh- uh...

Y/n looks to him then Moxxie.

Moxxie: [normal voice] Like a tool? L-like you're nothing more than an instrument of his own twisted desire?

Y/n watches the coversation with a concerned look.

Paulie: Nah, yeah, something like that. I mean look, you're an angel, right? I'm sure you know what it's like. After all, your dad's the big man, too.

Y/n and Moxxie nod to each other.

Moxxie: [angelic voice] Very well. I will help ye!

Paulie: Ooooh!

Moxxie: First of all, be-eth there any fellow whom ye are sure your father holds no control over?

The scene changes to a shipyard, with three sharply dressed members of the Mortadella family standing.

Paulie: The Mortadella family! And good news, I already beens talkin' to 'em.

Moxxie: Good, we shall have them help ye disappear. Nobody looketh for a dead man! [normal voice, talking to Y/n] Alright, he's explaining his dilemma, saying he wants to fake his death and escape! And they're- Th- oh, oh- oh crumbs, CRUMBS!

Y/n: Calm down, Mox. We'll see how it turns out.

The mobsters don't like the cut of Paulie's jib and start packing. Moxxie and Y/n, hidden from view, Moxxie immediately takes his pistol out and Y/n uses her psychic telekinesis as Moxxie shoots a rope and Y/n uses a psychic magic beam attack on it which suspends a heavy wooden crate above them. The crate falls down and crushes the mobsters beneath. Paulie looks surprised while Moxxie and Y/n look annoyed.

Moxxie: [angelic voice, yelling] What the fuck-eth was that? Those guys were supposed to help ye faketh your death! Ye weren't supposed to really get ye-self murdered!

Paulie: I know that! Whaddaya think, I'm a goddamn maroon? I told them an angel sent me and that they'd be meeting the angel soon, a-and they just fucking lost it!

Y/n: [Whispers] Damn it.

Moxxie: [annoyed] Okay! Oookay, we can still salvage... -eth, this. We needeth a fake passport and a way out of the country.

A door opens off-screen.

Luigi: My boy, the Mortadella family wants your head, and I've made them an offer. I'm giving them all the head they could ever want. Mine.

Moxxie: [normal voice] What?

Y/n: [Whispers] What?

Luigi: Paulie. My son. The seed of my salami. I know I've been hard on you, but... It's because I needed you to be ready for the day that is about to come. Listen to me, boy. I love you more than anything in this world. Family. Is. Everything. I know you've never understood that, but... I need you to, now. Take care of your mother for me.

Moxxie: [tearfully] Is that... how it should've been?

Y/n puts a comforting hand on his shoulder as he looks to her with a sad look.

Paulie: Woo-ho-ho, this is great! Hey, angel guy! Saint Fuckass, or whatever! You hear that shit? My old man's gonna be out of the way soon! I'm gonna be running the show!

Moxxie: [angelic voice] Ye are supposed to be-eth running away from a life of crime. We made-eth an angel deal!

Paulie: Nah, we never said anything like that! I thought I was just laying low while you whacked him off. Sleep with him til he smells like the fish! You know, uh, killed his ass!

Y/n glares Paulie.

Moxxie: Ye haaave angered THE ANGEL!!!

Y/n, with her eyes glowing red at Paulie for making Moxxie sad, uses her telekinesis magic to easily push the statue out. The statue comes crashing down on Paulie, and the scene goes black. As it fades back in, we see Paulie crushed by the statue, as Y/n and Moxxie walks away, bitter.

Paulie: [weakly] Gabagool.

The scene changes to Luigi and two other members of the family standing next to their limousine.

Luigi: A flat tyre, tonight of all nights. What are the odds?

Moxxie, dressed like a mafioso, walks in front of the three men.

Y/n turns invisible and watches them.

Moxxie: [mafia voice] Paulie Paesano is dead. I was never here.

Moxxie walks away into the mist as Y/n reappears beside him, with Luigi looking flabbergasted.

As they both walked, Moxxie looked sad the whole way.

Y/n looks to him with a sympathetic look as she puts comforting hand on his shoulder.

He looks to her.

Y/n: Hey, you did what you thought was right, Mox.

Moxxie: Did I, Y/n?

She gives him a hug.

Y/n: I know you did.

They slowly pull away.

He then smiles sadly to her.

Moxxie: Thanks, Y/n.

Y/n: No problem, Mox.

They went on.

The scene changes to Millie and Moxxie's apartment. Millie puts down a golden fishing trophy. Moxxie looks at his food, without an appetite.

Millie: Something wrong, hun? You barely touched your leech.

Moxxie: I... I think my dad is a giant piece of shit.

Millie: Huh? You alright? You've always known he was a giant piece of shit.

Moxxie: He's a mobster. I thought he had to be... He didn't have to be.

Moxxie starts crying, and Millie attempts to comfort him.

Millie: Awww.

Moxxie: Y/n helped me through it earlier though.

Millie: Aw, I'm glad you two are becoming good friends now.

He smiles back when she did.

Millie reaches out to hug Moxxie, which he does, tearfully. He closes his eyes, and lets go several seconds later. He then smiles at Millie.

Moxxie: You know, that does look really good, though.

The short ends with Millie resting her head on Moxxie's, both of them smiling.

Millie secretly wondered when would be a good time to tell Moxxie that she was pregnant at the moment.

As the credits start rolling, we see the aftermath.

Moxxie: Mmmm... That is fucking good leech!

Millie: Really? I know you're usually not too big on leech.

Moxxie: You know, I'm usually not! But if you made this again, I wouldn't be upset. Is this the trophy leech?

Millie: Nah, I'm eating trophy leech. The one I gave you is a little leaner. Blitz caught that one.

Moxxie: Really? He gave it to you?

Millie: For you, actually! He said if you didn't think that was a good leech, you were a lost cause.

Moxxie: No, no, I'm a believer. I'm a be-leecher!

Millie: ... A be-leecher! I knew you were going for it!

Moxxie: [chuckling] Fuck you.

Millie: [sotto voce] Maybe laterrr.

The video ends with the couple growling and purring in a sexual manner.

Y/n heads back to see her husband Tom back at their place.

Once they see each other, they give a long, deep, and passionate kiss as they cuddle closer.

Tom: I love you, my owl princess.

Y/n: I love you too, my loving sinner.

As they rub close, Y/n looks to him deep in thought and wondered about one thing.

If they were going to have more additions to their family soon.