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Stelleron has made a new groupchat.
Stelleron has changed groupchat name to 'Railing the Stars I suppose'
Stelleron has added many users.
Stelleron: And welcome, ladies and gentlemen! And others!
March: If I recall, none of the people we've met are non-binary, Stelle! :3
Stelleron: I guess. these beings aren't ladies OR gentlemen though,,,
March: ??
TheHerta: I'd guess she's talking about the Aeons added into the groupchat.
TheHerta: For how she got them in here, even I do not know. Quite a feat
March: I'm sorry? AEONS?
Stelleron: No comment lmao. Don't worry about it. They'll never come online anyway :/
TheHerta: Ha! I'd hope not. I'd rather not face anybody but Nous. Although.. I would like to see if they do actually appear. Food for thought
March: I agree on the first part...... dear gods Stelle why!!!!!
Stelleron: Why not? They're not doing anyone harm.
Sunbun: Casual reminder that Nanook is probably terrorizing billions at this moment alone.
Sunbun: Either way, I haven't met Herta before. Who's this?
TheHerta: Sunday, I believe? I'm Herta, Genius Society Member 83!
Sunbun: Oh, nice name :) I am, your beliefs are correct. Also, impressive
Sunbun: I've literally only been recognized by the fucking Order
TheHerta: Damn, I guess. No comment
TheHerta: Thanks too.
Stelleron: Introductions over!!! Oh yeah btw Herta this is the guy that nearly became an Aeon
Sunbun: :(( Sorry again
TheHerta: Is that so? Interesting! @DangaoMei you'll like this guy
March: Context??
TheHerta: Ruan Mei wishes to become an Aeon.
Ruan Mei: That I do. Sunday, if you don't mind me asking, what path did you seek to create?
Sunbun: Ehh.
March: Path of Ehh sounds a lot better than whatever you were in that moment.
TheHerta: Oh?
Stelleron: Agreed. That motherfucker was extremely terrifying.
Ruan Mei: Even better
Sunbun: I was to become The Philosophy.
TheHerta: Sounds cool. Beautiful path
March: Beautiful?
Ruan Mei: It is poetic and full of meaning. Beautiful. I guess. I don't see things that way often, but I understand why she sees it like that
TheHerta: Precisely.
Stelleron: I understand. its just a lot seeing a nearly-Aeon ascending
TheHerta: Might I remind you that you have just added multiple fully-grown Aeons into a singular group chat?
March: lmao. Yeah Stelle.
Stelleron: Don't even start. I have 89 pieces of blackmail all based on you.
Sunbun: Introducing the Aeon of Blackmail: Stelle
Ruan Mei: The Blackmail. Doesn't have as great of a ring to it as The Philosophy.
Sunbun: I'd agree. Do better, Stelle.
Stelleron: Go kys. Thanks
TheHerta: Ha! Don't worry. I find you an interesting man, Sunday.
March: Yikes.
Sunbun: Oh? Thank you, I suppose.
Ruan Mei: Don't think that was a compliment.
TheHerta: It was a compliment. Don't twist my lovely words
Stelleron: Lovely words my ass. You started insulting a random person out of nowhere on a public server yesterday
Ruan Mei: I was there. The man had it coming
Sunbun: Great Ena! Are you two @TimeToTwirl and @OrganicRosesAndMusic?
Sunbun: Gods* Not Ena old habits sorry
TheHerta: Ah, yes! Are you perhaps on that server?
Sunbun: I am, yes.
Ruan Mei: User?
Sunbun: @IHateMondays
March: Relatable username.
Stelleron: Fully agree. Sunday, you're brilliant.
TheHerta: You told the man to khs not even 30 secs ago.
Sunbun: Still, thanks Stelle :)
TheHerta: Oh my! You've got quite the reputation for the sassy comments on there. Funny as fuck. I've just added you - it seems you're a little genius yourself!
Ruan Mei: I have too.
Stelleron: Explain? It's rare Herta calls somebody smart.
March: Sunday is smart but I didn't think so much
Sunbun: Ah, thanks...?
Ruan Mei: His IQ is unbelievably high, and his EQ is extraordinary. Manipulative tendencies, he does so very well. Very clever man.
Stelleron: Don't remind me
Sunbun: Ah. I'd thank you, but I'm on a road to improving myself. I won't be leaving my brain behind though.
Sunbun: I wouldn't like to become such a manipulative person again. It led me down to some bad choices.
TheHerta: Good plan. Improving yourself is the first step to overall success. Keep learning.
March: Could he be a genius? Like noticed by Nous?
Ruan Mei: He very well could. His sense and thirst for Philosophy is as passionate as me for living beings. It all depends on his attitude.
Sunbun: Maybe. Not sure. I'm treading on the path of Harmony currently.
TheHerta: Doesn't change a thing. Ruan Mei here serves Erudition but is also a Harmony pathstrider
Stelleron: Well if Sunday ever goes missing we know Nous picked him up
March: I suppose so
Ruan Mei: Like Herta said, keep learning. I'll ship some top level philosophy books to you as well
Sunbun: Forever thankful.
TheHerta: Check the new groupchat. Introducing you to some new people. I have a feeling you'll join the Society. Don't disappoint me
Sunbun: No pressure at all, jeez
March: Hah!
@IHateMondays has been added to 'Genius Society'
TheHerta: Welcome Sunday
Steven Lloyd: ...Not a Society member?
Ruan Mei: Might as well be.
Sunday: I'm flattered, really.
Sunday: Pleased to meet you all. I'm Sunday, previous Worshiper of Ena and the man who tried to revive THEIR Grace.
Stephen Lloyd: Ohhh this guy! Many people thought you were dead, you know?
Sunday: Don't blame them. Went down pretty hard. My philosophies still haven't changed, though. For some reason, I just can't let them go.
TheHerta: It is to be expected. Hah! You almost became an Aeon, Sunday
TheHerta: It'd be ridiculous for you just to drop your ambitions just like that lmao
Ruan Mei: I agree
Elias Salas: Rise and shine everyone! How's it going?
Elias Salas: Er who the fuck is IHateMondays
Sunday: That'd be me.
TheHerta: Elias, it's afternoon. Oh and say hi to Sunday
Elias Salas: Hey there, duderino!
Elias Salas: Nobody answered me. How's it going?
Ruan Mei: Just fine, Salad head.
TheHerta: LMAOOOOO SALAD HEAD
Elias Salas: So mean Ruan Mei :((
Sunday: No comment. Anyone else in here but you guys?
Stephen Lloyd: Happily not! We'd rather die before adding Primitive here.
Stephen Lloyd: I'm just joyful working at my foster fathers fruit store :D
Ruan Mei: I still don't understand you.
TheHerta: Although...
Elias Salas: Oh?
Sunday: You'll find I have Nous' phone number.
Polka Karamond: Absolutely brilliant! Herta, you found one amazing jokester
Sunday: Not joking.
TheHerta: You know what? Go ahead.
Stephen Lloyd: You are joking, right...?
Elias Salas: Genq would Nous have texting apps installed in THEIR body??
Ruan Mei: I'd ask you kindly to shut up.
Stephen Lloyd: Now I'm curious. I'd ask but
Polka Karamond: That's an Aeon? Yeah, thank the heavens. I'd cry if you asked something as dumb as that
Sunday: Alright I'm gonna add them
TheHerta: HAHAHDHDHJSJD
Elias Salas: Gremlin. Anyway. HAHDHHAHSH
@IHateMondays has added @TheErudition
Polka Karamond: NO SHIT?
Sunday: Wow that actually worked!
TheHerta: I’m fucking crying this is peak
Stephen Lloyd: A customer just walked in! You know how it is
Ruan Mei: I can sense your lies btw
Sunday: Many would say I am a lie prevention measure and detector. You’re lying fs
Stephen Lloyd: I hate geniuses
Elias Salas: ..????
Polka Karamond: How funny. Boy do I have news for you
TheHerta: I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this…
TheHerta: Actually ew even my puppets wouldn't touch your hands
Stephen Lloyd: You motherfcuker
Sunday: motherfucker*
Polka Karamond: Liking this Sunday guy. Legend
Sunday: Thanks?
Elias Salas: The thank you as a question is cracking me up.
Ruan Mei: You crack up at anything if I’m being honest.
TheHerta: I could send a picture of a portable charger in my lap and Elias would think it’s funny.
Elias Salas: Okay but what did I EVER do to you
Stephen Lloyd: Heads up. Aeons online.
Polka Karamond: Forgot about that for a second
TheHerta: I wanted to ask why but decided you’d just shrug
Polka Karamond: shrugs
Sunday: Theres an emoji for that..?
Polka Karamond: shrugs
TheErudition: System Data: Genius society. Description: “Smartasses and Stephen Lloyd”
Ruan Mei: oh yeah I forgot the description was that
Stephen Lloyd: EXCUSE ME? I DIDNT KNOE THIS
Sunday: Know*
TheHerta: LMAKFIAOOOO
Stephen Lloyd: I FUCKING KNOW ITS SPELT KNOW ITS CALLED A TYPING ERROR OR TYPO YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Polka Karamond: Mind your language
Stephen Lloyd: MIND YOUR LANGUAGE
Elias Salas: So like are we forgetting our Aeon just sent a message
Ruan Mei: hush, Salad boy.
TheErudition: Salad boy? I did not recall Elias Salas being called such a name.
Sunday: Dang guys I didn't think that adding THEM in would actually work
Elias Salas: Reply to: “Salad boy? I did not recall Elias Salas being called such a name.”
I am not called Salad boy.
Ruan Mei: Back me up here Herta
TheHerta: Oh
TheHerta: Yeah Elias prefers to be called Salad boy now
Sunday: Brilliant. Absolute peak comedy.
Elias Salas: The things I’d say to you all in DMs
Polka Karamond: Reply to: “Genq would Nous have texting apps installed in THEIR body??”
Ops on this Nous?
The Erudition: I
The Erudition: Girl what the fuck
TheHerta: Nous saying “girl what the fuck” was NOT on my yearly bingo.
Polka Karamond: Who is this DIVA
Elias Salas: Nous I literally was curious you could NOT blame me
Sunday: Let the Aeon do what they want <3
Sunday: Honestly valid question but you didn't hear it from me
TheErudition: No comment (Clue: answer is yes)
TheHerta: No fucking way
Stephen Lloyd: That would explain why THEY know the slang people use nowadays.
TheErudition: You are correct. Social media is one emotional ride
Sunday: Emotional.. ride…?
TheErudition: Long story. Simplified: Cats are cute.
TheHerta: Gods bless you.
Ruan Mei: How the fuck would the gods bless a god
Sunday: I was thinking that too
TheErudition: Need a god to bless me. Circuits getting a bit dry after several hundred years of no maintenance
Elias Salas: Two words: Hell no.
TheErudition: Pretty sure that's four words, Salad boy.
Elias Salas: I FUCKING HATE THIS
Stephen Lloyd: L
Sunday: Where’s Ruan Mei
Ruan Mei: Right here. I lurk often.
Ruan Mei: Nous, how is being an Aeon?
TheErudition: Pretty fucking bad
TheHerta: "Pretty fucking bad" the Aeon of Erudition says. What kind of fever dream is this
Sunday: Super glad I didn't properly ascend.
TheErudition: Oh yeah, you! Keep up your thirst for knowledge and yeah
Polka Karamond: Wait no lets take a step back. Why’s being an Aeon bad??
TheErudition: Mythus
Sunday: OH YEAH. I knew a History Fictonologist. Didn’t like the guy. Then he died.
Elias Salas: Not sure abt yall but he just unpacked a whole load of lore in like one message
Ruan Mei: Couldn't care less. I’m going back to studying
Stephen Lloyd: Nerd.
Sunday: Weren’t you the guy that studied for months and got recognised by Nous JUST so you could skip work
TheErudition: I like this guy.
TheHerta: Agreed, lmao.
Stephen Lloyd: Yeah I did. Proud of it too
Sunday: It was of a valid cause tbf.
TheErudition: Tbf I couldn't expect anything else than someone named “Sunday”
Sunday: Good.
TheHerta: I’m feeling up to mischief. Nous, any chance you could get other Aeons online in the Star Rail group chat?
Polka Karamond: Oh? Another groupchat with more Aeons? Add us in.
TheErudition: Reply to: “I’m feeling up to mischief. Nous, any chance you could get other Aeons online in the Star Rail group chat?”
Not wise or smart. But an extremely good idea. I like good ideas. Let’s do it.
TheHerta: Best Aeon by far.
Sunday: Reply to: “Oh? Another groupchat with more Aeons? Add us in.”
Stelle said I can add you guys. There you go.
Polka Karamond: Tysm!!
Elias Salas: Gonna be honest, I dont wanna be in a groupchat where I could be put on an Aeons hit list.
Sunday: Understandable. I’ll let you off.
Elias Salas: Thanks dude
TheErudition: Let's put this plan into motion
Stephen Lloyd: Nous being a troublemaker is such an amazing concept and I live to see it.
Railing the Stars I suppose
Qingque: Honestly deserved.
Stelleron: Right?!
Aventurine: I would've got so mad.. tbf the thing is as someone who works w/ ppl, you needa learn to conceal it
Qingque: Agreed. You can outwit them too if you stay calm and rational. Maybe catch a few tricks down their sleeves!
Aventurine: Another experienced gambler, I see ;)
Stelleron: I suppose so. But I host a Stellaron inside me like
Black Swan: Right! Having a Stellaron as a heart can't be easy, I'd imagine.
Silver Wolf: I forgot you're part Stellaron
Stelleron: Aren't u a Stellaron Hunter??
Silver Wolf: Yep
Qingque: Yikes. Ik I shouldn't be talking as a bad workingwoman but
Qingque: Also hello?? Her name is literally Stelleron
Aventurine: LMAOO
Silver Wolf: Stfu respectfully. I just forgot. I judge people on their pfps not names. Mf
Black Swan: Somebody got defensive~
Stelleron: No arguing in my groupchat!
Acheron: I have an inkling that rule is NOT going to be followed.
Aventurine: Yep.
Robin: Stelle put both The Abundance AND The Hunt in this groupchat. I fail to see how it would end in any other way BUT violence.
Qingque: Stelle, you what
Stelleron: Oops..?
Acheron: No comment. Idgaf
Black Swan: Oh!
Silver Wolf: Stelle why in the COSMOS did you think that was a good idea
Aventurine: Yikes, lol
Stelleron: Omfg stop coming for my ass bro its not like the Aeons are gonna come online
Sunday: Hey again
Robin: Brother! Hope you're doing well :)
TheHerta: He is. Might become part of the Genius Society
Black Swan: As expected. You certainly will fit in!
Aventurine: Ah? I thought Sunday was with the Astral Express?
Sunday: I'm doing well, thank you sister! Hope you're great as well AND yes I'm currently w/ the Express but the Geniuses suppose I may be recognized by Nous soon
Polka Karamond: Speaking about Nous
Acheron: Bad feeling alert.
Silver Wolf: everyone stfu the pings r ruining my gaming
Robin: Might I suggest muting?
Silver Wolf: Oh yeah thx
Stephen Lloyd: ANYWAY!
Stephen Lloyd: Introducing..
Robin: Nobody questioning why all the Geniuses are here?
Stelleron: Reply to: "Nobody questioning why all the Geniuses are here?"
Sunday.
Polka Karamond: Shhh
TheHerta: Nous!
@TheErudition is online
Nous: Wsg
Acheron: Oh not too bad
Nous: You're awfully calm.
Acheron: Emanator of Nihility.
Nous: Gotcha. Understandable
Black Swan: My apologies. What in the world is going on?
Silver Wolf: @Stelleron you jinxed it
Stelleron: Stfu bro.
Sunday: Aventurine stop typing it's not my fault
Aventurine: It's probably Sunday's fault
Aventurine: Damn it
Qingque: Ha!
Robin: I uh.... Sunday and Geniuses... What the hell is this?
Sunday: Not my fault.
Stephen Lloyd: It kinda is,,,
Qingque: No comment
Qingque: I literally don't worship this guy.
Robin: I suppose using the path in battle is much different than following it and serving the Aeon.
Sunday: You can say that again.
Stelleron: Sunday let me get this straight.
Stelleron: You trick everyone. You try to revive Ena. You nearly become an Aeon. You fail. You get recognized by geniuses in minutes and then manage to summon a Nous.
Robin: Honestly that's a pretty accurate description of what went down
Black Swan: Nous, what are your intentions here?
Acheron: That reads goofy asf on an unserious groupchat
Qingque: I know I was thinking the EXACT SAME
TheHerta: Hush Nous is typing
Aventurine: How though
Nous: Bravo! Awesome question, Aventurine.
Polka Karamond: You did NOT just delete the message you were typing to say that
Nous: Shhh
Nous: Anyway my intentions?? shrugs
Acheron: Isn't there an emoji for shrugs??
Sunday: That's what I said to Karamond earlier
Black Swan: I suppose that's good enough
Qingque: "Good enough" bro just typed 'shrugs'
Black Swan: This is an Aeon, remember? Good enough
TheHerta: Yep. It's rare to even SEE Nous, but THEM typing? Extraordinary. Make the most of it
Nous: Also another intention is this
Robin: ???
Nous: Reply to: "Omfg stop coming for my ass bro its not like the Aeons are gonna come online"
How about this
Acheron: Bad feeling alert
Stelleron: FINE I WAS WRONG. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW TS
Nous: @Aeons
Qingque: Oh what a coincidence I need to go!! Work, you know haha
Stephen Lloyd: I feel you. Bye
Stelleron: BITCH DONT LEAVE??
Black Swan: I don't blame her. Dear Fuli
Sunday: Six new people have come online
Robin: I don't suppose those are the Aeons, no?
Nous: Wrong. Incorrect. They are.
Acheron: Let a girl dream
TheHerta: Don't mind me lurking
TheHerta: The other Geniuses and I are enjoying this
Stelleron: BITCH
Lan: @Nous bitch wtf
Sunday: "bitch wtf"
Acheron: @JingYuan @FuXuan @Yanqing ur aeons online
Jing Yuan: ...Miss Acheron, are you intoxicated?
Stelleron: ON GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Lan: no idea lmao. hi Jing Yuan
Jing Yuan: ...I
Sunday: Speechless? Yeah understandable
Robin: I am at a loss for words
Acheron: lol I guess. I'm not that fazed
Lan: Emanator of IX?
Nous: Yes she is
Stelleron: I kinda regret this now
Black Swan: It was unwise from the beginning.
Jing Yuan: I'm just going to walk out of this situation and say I have five piles of paperwork
Sunday: Valid. Bye
Lan: No comment. why am I here anyway?? who the fuck
Aventurine: It was @Stelleron.
Stelleron: BITCH WTF DID I DO TO YOU??
Sunday: ...Did you not fight him?
Nous: Did Stelle not fight you too??
Stelleron: BECAYSE HIS THOGUHTS WERE MESSED UP BRO DESERVED UIT THEN. also to stop him becoming an aeon HELLO??
Lan: A shame. not really actually
TheHerta: Aeons hating being Aeons again
Nous: It's a real struggle. With great power comes great responsibility or some shit. My wires need to be fixed @Lan
Lan: How the fuck is that my problem
Aventurine: Who is this DIVA
Sunday: You missed the heart emoji
Stelleron: No emojis allowed in my groupchat
Acheron: But Lan and Yaoshi are
Stelleron: Yep!
Acheron: Gotcha
Lan: Yaoshi mention
Lan: Someone grab their IP
Sunday: Don't know how to. Sorry
Robin: Took a minute to breathe. Might take another GOODNIGHT
Nous: Goodnight??
Lan: ROBIN????
Aventurine: LMAO DONT TELL ME
Robin: Yes... Lan..??
Lan: Your music is FIRE. I listen to it while killing billions <3
Nous: You do realize that sounds fucking awful
Robin: Uh. Thanks.....??
Sunday: No comment I genuinely don't know what to say in this situation
Acheron: Nothing at all.
Lan: Hello?? It was a compliment. sigh
Stelleron: Did you just TYPE OUT sigh on your keyboard
Lan: yuh
Stelleron: ...
Nous: Smh how are you an Aeon
TheHerta: Nous is a girlboss
Acheron: ???
Black Swan: If Lan and Nous act like this, I do wonder how the others would
Lan: Reply to "Smh how are you an Aeon "
first of all go fuck yourself
Lan: Reply to "If Lan and Nous act like this, I do wonder how the others would"
You'd be surprised. Your Aeon is pretty much a troll.
Nous: Why would you say that
Stelleron: Whats wrong?
Aha: DID SOMEBODY SAY TROLL????
Stelleron: oh
TheHerta: "oh"