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It was a cold sunday night as Theseus sat on the rooftop.
There wasn't much crime tonight so it could be considered a quiet night.
He was casually looking down below him incase someone needed help but there was nothing, just colourful lights of different shops and the street lights lighting up below him.
Theseus carefully stood up, it was getting late and he should start heading back or otherwise he'll feel like a zombie the next morning.
he started jumping from roof to roof till he made it onto the roof of his apartment, he climbed back inside through the window to his room.
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"Tommy wake up, you'll be late to work!" Tubbo was shaking Tommy who had slept through his alarm.
He slowly sat up while rubbing his eyes, "Calm down, i'm awake" he mumbled out while still being half asleep.
"You better start moving, I am heading to work. Take care, cya toms" Tubbo said as he waved to Tommy, walking out of the room to the front door.
It didn't take long till Tommy heard the front door opening and closing, that was his sign to get ready for work.
He walked into the kitchen and looking inside their almost empty fridge.
Tommy let out a sigh, he should stop by at the grocery store before coming home.
He grabbed some orange juice from the fridge, pouring some into a cup before putting the orange juice back in the fridge.
He took an apple from the fruit bowl and ate that as he drank his orange juice.
After he was finished, he washed the dishes and went to change his clothes.
He decided to wear a red hoodie today with jeans.
He looked over to the clock and was shocked as he saw what time it was.
"Fuck i am gonna be late!" Tommy ran to the front door, putting his shoes on but not even bothering to tie his laces as he sprinted out of the door.
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Tommy walked into the cafe while gasping for air, holding onto his chest as he took a moment to catch his breath.
"Tommy whats wrong?" Puffy happened to walk there just that moment, her voice being filled with concern
"Oh nothing much, just ran all the way here like the big man I am" tommy grinned at puffy while walking over to the counter.
"Why did you run? I mean its good to run but i'm a bit worried about you." Puffy was still sounding concerned, clearly worried about him.
"I just didn't wanna be late, don't worry Pufs" he gave puffy a small smile before the door bell rang and a costumer walked in, Tommy's attention went over to the costumer as he took her order.
"Tommy c'mon, you know i wouldn't mind if you were a little late, right? As long as you are not forcing yourself to run that long." Puffy told Tommy softly, smiling at him slightly.
"I'll make sure to remember that" Tommy nodded at puffy, not wanting to make her worried.
"Alright good, i'll head to my office now if you need me, take care kiddo and don't cause that many messes" Puffy chuckled a little, ruffling his hair before walking to the backroom.
"Hey! I am not a child!"
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"What do you mean i made your coffee wrong? I did everything you asked for!" Tommy was arguing with a costumer, nothing new honestly.
"I wanted a latte with no milk! I want you to go get your manager" the customer said, rolling his eyes at tommy.
"Then its not a latte! Latte is literally a milk coffee, are you a dumbass?" Tommy was getting really annoyed, struggling to keep himself from jumping on top of the costumer.
"How dare you call me a dumbass, I am going to sue this place." She said angrily before storming off.
The moment she walked out of the door, a male with curly brown hair walked in the cafe.
"Welcome to the cloudy cafe, what would you like to order?" Tommy put on a fake smile to not scare costumers away.
"Hello, can I just get a medium quadruple shot latte?" The male with brown curls said as he looked at the pastries next to him
"Also can i have 3 of those chocolate muffins?" The male looked back towards Tommy
"Are you trying to have heart attack? Who the fuck orders a medium quadruple shot latte? I am concerned of the levels of caffeine you consume.." Tommy looked terrified of the man, he didn't even know if that was allowed for him to give a costumer that much caffeine.
"Thats gonna be 13 primes, name for the order?" Tommy asked while typing the price on the cash register.
"Wilbur, my name is Wilbur" he said, taking out 13 primes from his wallet and handing it to tommy.
"Thats a stupid name, who names their child Wilbur. Why did your parents hate you enough to do that?" he looked shocked, what kind of a name is Wilbur.
"The fuck you mean? Thats a great name! And my parents did not name me that, its just a nickname. My actual name is William" He rolled his eyes at Tommy, sounding offended but in a joking way.
Tommy took the 3 muffins out and put them in a small box before making his drink.
Tommy wrote something on the cup before giving to to Wilbur, "Here you go, your order is done. Have a shit day wiLbUr" he teasingly said his name.
"..have a nice day you gremlin." He was sort of shocked at what he said but Wilbur didn't expect anything else at this point.
Wilbur walked out of the cafe while holding his box of muffins and the coffee.
Wilbur then noticed the cup didn't have his name written on it, it had 'bitch boy' written on it.
"That little gremlin!"
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It was night time once again, Tommy had told Tubbo he was going to sleep.
The truth is, he was lying to tubbo about that. Tubbo doesn't know Tommy is a vigilante so he has to be extra sneaky.
Tommy was putting his costume on, his costume was mainly a hoodie, some jeans and an eye mask.
He also had a knife and few bandages incase of an emergency.
He walked over to the window while quietly opening it, climbing right out of it to the rooftop.
He started jumping from rooftop to rooftop till he made it to his favourite patrol spot.
Tommy stood on the rooftop for a bit till he heard a woman screaming.
Tommy instantly made his way down to the ground while running towards the terrified woman.
"What happened ma'am? Are you alright?" Theseus asked (yes his vigilante name is Theseus)
"He took my purse!" The woman said while being terrified, pointing towards the way the theif went.
Theseus nodded at her before saying shortly "stay here, i'll be right back."
He ran the way the theif went, looking at every alley till he noticed the theif looking though the purse.
"Its not very nice to steal a lady's purse" Theseus said as he walked towards the theif, his voice being slightly threatening "How about you give me back that purse and you can go run back to where ever you came from, i can tell your new to this whole stealing thing."
"And who do you think you are? My mom? You wish!" The theif let out a laugh before speaking again, "If you want the purse so bad then fight me for it"
"Fine, i will." Tommy said before running towards him, hoping to weaken him with punching his stomach.
Tommy didn't really like hurting people but sometimes it seemed like the only option.
The theif let out a cough before he punched Tommy in the face.
"Seriously? That's the weakest punch i have ever felt, even a baby can hit harder than that" Tommy rushed behind the theif, kicking his one leg to make him lose his balance before gently pushing him down.
Tommy had made sure to not hurt him that much. He used his power to stop the purse from falling onto the ground, gently placing it on the ground.
Tommy has telekinesis powers, he has never told anyone about them before because he doesn't want to be found out.
He grabbed the nearest object to tie the theif's hands together.
"Fuck you, i hope you die" The theif said while trying to break free, obviously failing at that.
"Don't worry, the police will be here any moment" Tommy ignored what he said, reporting the theif to the police before grabbing the purse from the ground, "Bye bye, enjoy jail!"
Tommy ran off to where he first saw the lady, handing her the bag "here you go ma'am"
Tommy was obviously gonna be polite to the lady, she had been through a lot of shock this past few minutes.
"Thank you so much, what's your name young man?" The lady was thanking him before asking him for his name.
"Oh uhm i'm Theseus, a vigilante of this section!" He proudly announced.
"Thank you for getting my purse back, Theseus. I do have to get going now, my children must be worried" the woman mentioned his worried children, looking a bit upset that that.
"I'll walk you home, don't worry" Tommy just wanted to make sure the old lady would be okay.
Tommy ended up walking the lady home, they had a lovely convo during the walk.
He stopped more criminals before deciding he should start heading home.