Chapter 1: Chatroom begins (Prologue-1)
Chapter Text
And with her last breath, she managed a shaky grin at her beloved. Blood and tears are intermingled, fresh on her face.
“I love you…Please, keep singing,” the other idol’s eyes shook as she screamed— holding the body of her fellow contestant, her girlfriend. Her eyes dim right as the stage darkens.
The End.
If it was not for the fact her phone cost a lifetime of part-time jobs and she needed it to text Sua— Mizi would have screamed, thrown up and thrown her phone across her bedroom in that exact order. Instead, she pushed her pillow to her face, rubbing away the tears and (slight) snot, with her eyes still stuck on the screen.
“What do you mean END!?” Mizi wailed, shaking her phone’s make-belief shoulders back and forth. “Is the author yuriphobic? The other couple lived until the end of the game!”
She flipped back and forth between the light novel’s chapters, literally mourning the weeks-on-end dedication she spent on this work. With misery in her heart, she slid into her messages with Sua.
Private messages
Starsua & Mimirizi
10:45 pm
Mimirizi: IM IN TEARSSSS
Mimirizi: save me pleaseeee
Mimirizi: i need u suaaaaa
Mimirizi: throwing up throwing up
Starua: who do I need to kill
Mimirizi: MY FAV LIGHTNOVEL JUST ENDED
Mimirizi: AND THE AUTHOR IS EVILLL
Mimirizi: THEY KILLED MY OTP
Starsua: the death game one?
Mimirizi: YAHHHG
Mimirizi: AKBDJWJWJWJ
Mimirizi: they kept the mlm main couple alive…
Mimirizi: what is homophobia nowadays…
Starsua: I don’t think that is how it works
Starsua: besides
Starsua: there was already alot of foreshadowing about the girls…from what u told me
Mimirizi: dont be smartttt right now
Mimirizi: plz comfort me =(
Starsua: yes mizi they didn’t deserve to die give me the author’s profile
Starsua: I’ll make them leave the platform
Mimirizi: BUT THEY WROTE THE ENDING SO GOODDDDDD
Mimirizi: the girls held each other!!! In each other’s arms!!!
Mimirizi: THEY EVEN KISSED THEY ARE CANONISED
Mimirizi: im just sad
Mimirizi: _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
Starsua: how abt i cosplay them with you again…
Starsua: it wasn’t so bad…last time….
Starsua: even in front of cameras…
Mimirizi: SUAAAA
Mimirizi: no no as much as YOU COSPLAY SO WELL!!!
Mimirizi: Cutest ever!!! Too bad i couldn’t post them
Mimirizi: I need more
Mimirizi: I
Mimirizi: I NEED TO REWRITE!
Starsua: huh
Mimirizi: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA SUA
Mimirizi: BE READY
Mimirizi: THEY ALL NEED TO BE READY
Starsua: dont text ivan
Starsua: or Till
Starsua: or just dont talk to losers like them
Mimirizi: SORRY SUA BUT THIS IS FOR LOVE
Starsua: mizi…
Private messages
Starsua & Navi
11:02 pm
Starsua: do not text Mizi back
Starsua: i am watching you
11:05 pm
Navi: is that why you’re staring at me at my door rn lol
Starsua: no im just gonna jump you and stuff u back in the closet where you belong
Navi: coming out to you was a mistake
Starsua: being gay is your fault
Navi: fork found in a kitchen
Navi; mind i remind you that you literally are stalking me cause im apparently threatening ur gf
Starsua: mizi is not my gf
Navi: when did i say mizi :)
Starsua: Just dont text her
Navi: too late
Starsua: count your days.
Mimirizi invited Starsua, Navi and one other person to server
Mimirizi renamed server ‘PLZ PLZ PLZ ROLEPLAY’
PLZ PLZ ROLEPLAY
11:25pm
Mimirizi: HELLO I HAVE COME PLEADING AND BEGGING
Mimirizi: LETS REVIVE ROLEPLAYING
Navi: ehehehe
Tillover: role playing? Like acting as characters?
Starsua: no duh idiot
Tillover: what did I do?????
Navi: me and mizi chatted
Navi: and we both came to the realisation that fanfic as escapism from media that hurts us isn't enough
Mimirizi: SO WE SHOULD ROLEPLAY!!!
Mimirizi: sway all my mourning and grief awayyy
Mimirizi: with the power of friendship!
Mimirizi: fanfic…together! Roleplay!
Starsua: hmm…i’m not sure
Starsua: i seen it before but never did it myself
Tillover: i'm not really good with words…
Tillover: i don’t read as much as u two do
Navi: come on till
Navi: Don't you wanna chat with me?
Navi: :)
Tillover: k
Starsua: HA
Mimirizi: pleaseeee
Mimirizi: i already have the premise!!
Mimirizi: we are idols in a death game
Mimirizi: forced to sing against one another
Mimirizi: AND DOOMED ROMANCE!
Starsua: romance?
Starsua: ok mizi when do we start
Navi: wow this girl was just cursing me out earlier…
Navi: easy much?
Starsua: i will unplug ur router
Tillover: eh…that sounds like horror
Tillover: not a bit fan of like scary shit
Tillover: is it like all psychological too?
Mimirizi: its just a premise!!! We can totally change the genres and plot points a bit!!
Mimirizi: i need this to mourn and celebrate the best light novel in our generation
Mimirizi: broke my heart…terribly..
Tillover: andbjww ok ok mizi
Tillover: for u ofc
Tillover: maybe…we can add something sci fi related?
Tillover: been watching old gundam animes alot
Starsua: not a bad idea…it would be a fresh idea from ur lightnovel mizi
Mimirizi: true true…how to add it in tho
Navi: let's add aliens who enslave the entire human race, making it an apocalyptic wasteland and keeps all humans as pets that then makes them all sing in a death game competition together
Navi: and they were idols :)
Tillover: are you mentally ok
Navi: such kind words till
Mimirizi: I LOVE THAT KYAHHHH
Mimirizi: I KNEW U GOT MY VIBES IVAN!!!
Mimirizi: our brain cells are so aligned!!!
Navi: transferring all of them to u rn <3
Mimirizi: yay <3
Starsua: the premise is fine
Starsua: its lacking the doomed romance part
Starsua: hbu they spend their childhoods together training for stage by each other's side before they die against each other on stage
Starsua: tragic right
Mimirizi: I could kiss you rn
Starsua: what
Mimirizi: UR SO GOOD AT WRITING YOU TWO OMG i knew this was a great idea!!
Tillover: hmmm
Navi: hbu till?
Tillover: i do like the concept…I wanna design the aliens already…
Tillover: i feel my hands itching to draw
Navi: you said u wanted a new thing to fixate over for ur art didnt u
Tillover: yeah…
Tillover: alright im down
Tillover: with this alien stage thing
Mimirizi: UR SO SMART TILL
Tillover: WHAT
Mimirizi: ALIEN STAGE!!
Mimirizi: let's call the roleplay that!!
Mimirizi renamed server ‘Alien Stage’
Alien Stage
Navi: straightforward enough^^
Starsua: so we have the idea set
Starsua: as much as I like to chat abt this mizi
Starsua: its a school night
Tillover: fuck
Tillover: I have club… in the morning
Navi: goodnight till :)
Tillover: night
Tillover went offline
Mimirizi: Ok!!!
Mimirizi: gn everyone!!! We will talk more tomorrow!!
Mimirizi: Till!! I will be yapping your ear off abt this in class tomorrow!!
Mimirizi: see you all!!!
Mimirizi went offline
Starsua:…
Starsua: I wish I transferred schools
Navi: but u wouldn't been with me ur beloved little brother :))
Starsua: and there goes ur wifi
Navi: I have data sua :)
Starsua: there goes ur phone
Navi: wait no dont come into my room
Starsua went offline
Navi went offline
Chapter 2: Making a Stage (Prologue-2)
Summary:
Mizi and Till go to school like normal students and meet a certain music club president. The ideas for alien stage grow with character creation on the mind.
Notes:
Wrote this at like 1am we ball
Minor tw for a suicide/kys joke at the start of the Alien Stage server conversation (its just silly mentions dw)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Private messages
Tillover & Mimirizi
8:30am
Mimirizi: TILL
Mimirizi: TILLL
Mimirizi: ALIEN STAGE
Tillover: im still at club
Tillover: can u chill for one minute
Mimirizi: are u rlly asking me that
Tillover: hn
Tillover: fine come over
Mimirizi: YAAHHHHH
Tillover: President is here btw so like
Tillover: don't be weird
Mimirizi: ohhhhh president of THE music club???
Mimirizi: one of the legends???
Mimirizi: defeated a whole gang of punks from interstate with one song? Seduced all the girls to have the ONLY fanclub in school?
Mimirizi: THAT PRESIDENT??
Mimirizi: \(//∇//)\
Mimirizi: sprinting at ur coordinates rn!!!
Tillover: wait mizi
Mimirizi went offline
Tillover: omg
Till scratched his head, biting at his lip at Mizi’s final message. The guitar in his hand felt heavier than usual now. The music club room was empty now, just being the two of them. Usually, he preferred the quietness, it made the room rebound notes better. And maybe hanging with the president alone was cool. Which is now working against his favour.
He glanced up at the president, who blinked innocently before daring to wink at him.
“Please don’t seduce my friend” Till murmured half-heartedly, “I need this”
The president clicked the lollipop in her mouth, “Are they cute?”
He collapsed into his arms, wrapping around his guitar,
“Unfortunately.”
Private Messages
Mimirizi & Navi
8:38am
Mimirizi: remember when I told u i may be bi
Navi: ya
Mimirizi: ditch that thought in a blender
Mimirizi: women are so hot
Mimirizi: Till was gatekeeping HER from ME
Navi: I am glad at your lesbian freakout in my dm’s mizi
Navi: be who u are for ur pride
Navi: but wdym Till knows a hot woman
Navi: mizi
Navi: mizi
Navi: mizi
Navi: you useless gay
Navi: MIZI
At that point, Mizi shoved her phone entirely into Till’s hands, who grappled with it awkwardly, as she shyly snuck up to the president.
“Hyuna senior…” she twirled the strand of her hair, giddy at her, “I didn’t know you were this close to Till…”
Hyuna, 3rd year and very much the coolest person both Mizi and Till knew concentrated and combined, chuckled in that hearty warm tone of hers. Mizi fluttered her eyelashes behind her glasses.
“Mizi, right? Till told me you were coming” she grinned, putting down the music sheets in her hand. “The cute one”
“Cute?!” Mizi giggled.
Till stared at the corner of Mizi’s phone. What a right angle. Great corner. Mizi had a pretty pink cover, with a rabbit design and everything- wait is that Ivan she’s texting?
“Yep, a cute junior.” Hyuna laughed along, coming closer to Mizi’s inhaled breath, to just pat her shoulder. “However…something about your face reminds me…”
Her finger went to pull up at Mizi’s chin as the other girl squealed (seriously Mizi) in reply. She peered closer, focusing on something intently, Mizi had a half mind to pucker her lips. Something stopped her though, a nagging and vague feeling in the back of her mind.
Then suddenly, instead of Hyuna’s watching eyes, was Till’s quivering, red smile. Like a frog who pulled out all his teeth.
“We will be late to class Mizi. Let’s go.” He grits out, pulling at Mizi’s sleeve until she blinks. Mizi in turn nods furiously, taking Till by the hand to his abrupt squeak.
“Yes! Class! That! Not the most gorgeous woman ever hahah what, BYE” She pulled Till easily along, with Till looking at the ceiling as if it was space itself and he was losing oxygen happily.
Hyuna huffed with a smile at the departure of the two.
“Hm…I do know that face after all.” She murmurs.
Private messages
Tillover & Navi
9:05am
Navi: Till! Good morning
Navi: i was wondering if Mizi said anything about well
Navi: an attractive woman you know!
Navi: May I ask what’s happening :)
Tillover: are you gonna fall for her too
Navi: what
Tillover: plz I can't take another rambling abt how hot my president is
Tillover: just CAUSE her voice is super cool alto and she has that aura u know
Tillover: doesn’t mean all my friends can fall in love with her
Navi: we are friends?
Tillover: omfg
Tillover: whatever
Tillover: i'm on a sinking ship for years now…
Navi: till?
Navi: .
Navi: is everyone gonna ghost me :(((
“Are you done” Till sighs, picking at his lunch with his fork. His stomach was honestly in knots, but he swallowed down the last bits of his egg at least. His mom worried the last time he didn’t clear his lunch.
“Okay yes. Hyuna is hot. That's it.” Mizi giggled, holding her face between her hands. She even sighed, like a pining shoujo protagonist. Till considered tossing a cherry tomato at her face, to see if she would even notice.
Till regardless shakes his head. He can’t stay mad. Maybe salty, but not mad.
“Okay, well…I wanted to show you something I scribbled—“
“I don’t wanna have another portrait of myself Till! I don’t have any more space in my room”
His face turns red again. He does that a lot, Mizi notes as she sucks on her juice box.
“IT'S NOT THAT. ALIEN STAGE.”
He thrust his notebook at her.
“ALIEN STAGE!!” She grabbed the book, eyes shining at the drawings there. “Is that us?!”
Till shrugged, “I don’t get it entirely, but like…It's like the characters are us since we are roleplaying and all. I was just you know…drawing it out and…”
“I need. To show. Chat. Now.” Mizi’s eyes honed in on the sketch of Sua in particular. “Till I will literally die for you.”
Till sighs,
“Please just say thanks like a normal person…”
Alien Stage
1:15pm
Mimirizi: [Photo of Till’s notebook. Drawings of the group in various idol-like outfits, surrounded by aliens on stage. Red flowers. Chokers around their necks]
Mimirizi: LOOK AT THIS TILL DREW THIS CHAT WE ARE SO COOKED
Mimirizi: THE AMOUNT OF TALENT THIS RP IS GONNA HAVE IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!
Tillover: plz
Tillover: end me
Starsua came online
Starsua: pathetic
Starsua: you should say thanks first before u kys
Tillover: why are u so mean to me
Starsua: its my love language
Tillover: is it really
Mimirizi: Is it really???
Starsua: my affection towards you mizi surpasses my love language for everyone else
Starsua: you are simply beyond others
Starsua: my mizi
Mimirizi: omg…
Mimirizi: YOU ARE LITERALLY MY BEST GIRL FRIEND SUA
Mimirizi: just before till! He has the time advantage after all
Mimirizi: my childhood bestie and my current bestie!!!
Tillover: I
Starsua: i think we both lost today till
Tillover: the zone..
Mimirizi: ehh????
Starsua: anyways
Starsua: those designs are actually well executed
Starsua: I like the touches of the chokers in particular. Why is it red?
Tillover: well shrugs
Tillover: gut feeling ig
Tillover: like it’ll be cool if it blinked green or red when they are like- stressed out or not
Tillover: and it can be like uh chains? A leash? Idk
Starsua: something to keep them in check?
Tillover: yah smt like that
Mimirizi: I LOVE THAT!
Mimirizi: u drew so many flowers too Till!! Maybe a garden as a setting too?
Tillover: oh those are unrelated i just drew them
Tillover: but sure too
Navi came online
Navi: Why is everyone talking but not to me :(((
Navi: i am lonely, a bleeding heart casted aside
Navi: trapped in my black black sorrow
Tillover: ugghh
Tillover: quit whining
Tillover: yes we are friends ofc we are
Tillover: get over urself idiot
Navi: :000
Navi: ok suicide plan canceled guys
Mimirizi: IVAN READ ABOVE
Mimirizi: BANGER TILL ART ^^^^
Navi: ohmy hod
Starsua: *stares*
Starsua: i know what u are
Tillover: its just scribbles guys i literally draw better than this
Mimirizi: put urself down one more time and im slapping ur phone away
Mimirizi: out of love
Tillover: okay
Navi: the flowers…
Navi: these drawings are very good Till beautiful even
Navi: you have a way of capturing emotion ^^
Tillover: ok
Starsua: hes gonna keep dropping letters at this point
Tillover: k
Mimirizi: aweee so sweet ivan!!
Mimirizi: he doesn’t act like it but TILL is bright red!!!
Mimirizi: Im sitting right across from him rn!!
Navi: proof
Mimirizi: okiii!!!
Navi: <3
Mimirizi: [photo of a flustered-red Till, hand hiding his eyes. A bit of egg was left at the side of his mouth]
Tillover: ITS A PINKISH TINGE OKAY
Tillover: NOT RED
Tillover: LIKE WATERMELON
Tillover: THIS IS A NORMAL BIOLOGICAL REACTION
Tillover: I AM JUSTT FLATTERED
Starsua: hm
Private Messages
Navi & Starsua
Starsua: homosexual putting that as ur lock screen
Starsua: i see u from my seat
Navi: homosexual putting Mizi as your home screen ^^
Starsua: die
Navi: love u too
Alien Stage
3:10pm
Tillover: ANYWAYS.
Tillover: i was chatting abt it with mizi and like
Tillover: we can just use our names for the characters right
Tillover: make it easier to remember
Navi: wouldn’t that be against the point of roleplaying characters?
Navi: would it be self inserts?
Mimirizi: Think about it tho!
Mimrizi: wouldn’t it be cool to pretend they are another alternate us!!!
Mimirizi: in another reality…in an alien society…doomed to die…
Mimirizi: but our love is still there…it matters
Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
Navi: thats dark
Navi: I love it :)
Mimirizi: YAHHH
Tillover: u two…the same brain cell sometimes…
Starsua: well i don't see why not otherwise
Starsua: I suppose characterisation now is it?
Mimirizi: Yep yep!!
Mimirizi: Here I made a template for ur characters!!
Mimirizi: put ur characters’ age, blood type, height, likes, dislikes, talent
Mimirizi: all here!!!
Mimirizi: [character template pdf]
Starsua: so detailed
Starsua: marvellous job mizi ^^
Mimirizi: THX U!!! (o^^o)
Tillover: @Navi
Tillover: how tall are u making ur character
Navi: hmm 186cm
Navi: why :)
Tillover: my will be 187
Tillover: cm
Navi: why :(
Navi: do u hate me being taller?
Tillover: you aren't that tall irl dude
Navi: How do u know? We havent met irl before
Tillover: omg fine i will make him shorter
Tillover: put my height then whatever
Navi: u didnt answer my question
Tillover: well
Tillover: u give short vibes
Navi: short
Navi: short vibes
Tillover: ofc
Tillover: vibes u know
Tillover: the gut feeling
Tillover: like u must be under 170 or smt
Tillover: ur like a year younger than sua too right
Tillover: short
Navi: ur lucky ur cute
Tillover: WHAT
Starsua: yikes stop
Starsua: ivan is right
Starsua: for once
Starsua: some of us havent met irl yet we should meet in person
Starsua: hang out and talk about the rp
Starsua: it’ll be quicker brainstorming that way
Mimirizi: omg!!!! Hangout!!!
Mimirizi: I’ll set a calendar event!!!!
Tillover: are we gonna ignore what Ivan said
Starsua: just ignore Ivan as usual till
Navi: hey :((
Tillover: k
Navi: :((((((
Private Messages
Mimirizi & All-Inuna
8:45pm
All-Inuna: Hey ^^
All-Inuna: Mizi right?
All-Inuna: not a stranger hahah, ur lil old music pres here Hyuna
All-Inuna: got ur discord after pestering Till
All-Inuna: weird question but
All-Inuna: are u by any chance Mirabbit the cosplay account?
Notes:
Tbh i was freeballing this fic and hyuna just tackled her way early into it
Also decided that introducing hyuna and luka will be in the prologue, where everyone basically outlines the schematics of their discord roleplay
Maybe 2 more chapters of prologue until these chapters become self contained
Also everyone is a highschooler in the fic—
Ivan: 16 (hah baby)
Sua, Mizi, Till: 17
Hyuna, Luka: 18
Chapter 3: All-into the chat (Prologue-3)
Summary:
A certain president gets invited into the roleplay server— to the dismay of Sua and Till. Everyone began their character profiles yet one more is yet to join.
Chapter Text
Private Messages
Mimirizi & All-Inuna
8:45pm
All-Inuna: But are u by any chance Mirabbit the cosplay account?
Mimirizi: DID TILL DOXX ME
All-Inuna: hahah nah
All-Inuna: he may be a bit dense but he knows basic online safety ^^
All-Inuna: its just cause I think we met up before!
Mimirizi: met up
Mimirizi: we did today?
All-Inuna: oh not as Mizi and Hyuna
All-Inuna: as Mirabbit and MoFool!
All-Inuna: I’m March-of-Fool~
Mimirizi: wa
Mimirizi: HWHWHSHWJW HWATTA
Mimirizi: MARCH OF FOOOL?!!?
Mimirizi: THAT COSPLAYER SERIOUSLT!!?!!??
All-Inuna: Here, I’ll show some bts photos ^^
All-Inuna: [photos of Hyuna; from makeup being applied, weapon props and other cosplay photos. Mostly crossdressing as male fantasy characters. Her signature wink in every photo]
All-Inuna: cool right?
Mimirizi: KYAHHH OMG HI HI
Miimirizi: I CANT BELIEVE I MEET AN OOMFIE IRLLL
Mimirizi: I LOVE UR COSPLAYS WJSBJWJW
Mimirizi: LIKE UR ALUCARD ONE??? I CANT BELIEVE HOW YOU PULLED OFF HIS COATTTT
All-Inuna: I have talented friends who helped me out^^
All-Inuna: I knew I recognised ur face from today
All-Inuna: sorry if this seems so forward hahah
All-Inuna: not picking u up (yet)/j
Mimirizi: NO IM. HONOURED
Mimirizi: JWJDJWJWJW
All-Inuna: sick!
All-Inuna: I love your cosplays too~ you have great makeup skills!
Mimirizi: omg- ur so cool
All-Inuna: meetup sometime?
Mimirizi: YES ANYWHERE AT SCHOOL PLZ!!
Mimirizi: I will RAID ur clubroom!!!!
Mimirizi: I’LL MAKE SURE TILL BRINGS ME!!
Till sneezed just as he was about to head to bed. His mom hummed worriedly, telling him to sleep with his stomach covered to prevent catching a cold.
Till on the other hand just knew something in the world just went wrong.
“Mizi…”
Private Messages
Starsua & Tillover
10:54 pm
Starsua: mission mizi report now
Starsua: now
Starsua: now
Starsua: don’t ignore me twink
Tillover: are u this mean to everyone
Starsua: I am only moderately mean to u
Starsua: as my reluctant friend
Starsua: I would shank everyone else on sight
Starsua: be gracious for my mercy
Tillover: im so special…
Tillover: but I have a bad feeling abt smt
Tillover: I think….my club pres is into mizi…
Starsua: how did she GET another one
Tillover: TO BE FAIR
Tillover: Hyuna senior is like seriously cool
Tillover: like if I was honest I had this bit of a crush too when she invited me to club
Tillover: her vocals are killer…
Starsua: your loyalties to the mizi crush alliance is a lie
Starsua: leave
Tillover: HEY ITS JUST US TWO THE ALLIANCE WOULD BREAK
Starsua: my olive branch to you… crushed
Tillover: IT WAS JUST IDOLISING HER OK
Tillover: besides after I seen her suplex one of her exes
Tillover: I kinda…u know…I want my spine to remain unbroken yes
Starsua: so u want someone else to break ur back k
Tillover: STOP
Starsua: this is ur fault u know ur the one who’s in that club
Starsua: ur the instigator here
Tillover: look I expected mizi to fall for her!
Tillover: she has a cool face structure, athletic, bad boy (girl?) energy
Tillover: and like actually forward
Tillover: something neither of us are hahahahah
Starsua: speak for urself
Starsua: I can be a bad girl
Tillover: mizi told me u got a 70% on a maths test and cried to her in VC
Tillover: total crashout
Starsua: silence
Starsua: I aggravated assaulted someone before
Starsua: that’s a certified criminal behaviour
Tillover: pushing Ivan down the stairs or tripping him or stealing his phone is NOT assault
Tillover: that’s just ur weirdass Cain instinct
Starsua: our mizi alliance is fading by the day till
Tillover: omfg look
Tillover: the problem is that Hyuna was the one who asked me for mizi’s contact
Starsua: AND U DIDNT QUESTION IT
Tillover:…. Look she’s really cool
Starsua: traitor
Tillover: crucify me later
Tillover: any hints on how to stop them
Starsua: hmmm
Starsua: ok try to be there everywhere they go
Starsua: third wheel as u usually do
Tillover: oi
Starsua: I’ll have to go…to a common enemy for help
Starsua: Ivan….
Tillover: nvm I respect ur sacrifice thx u my ally
Tillover: but how is that guy meant to help
Starsua: despite how stupid he looks half the time with that smile
Starsua: he’s actually effective
Starsua: at online stalking
Tillover: is
Tillover: is that normal
Starsua: he has 5 alt accounts following ur art tumblr
Tillover: what
Starsua: he can definitely find dirt on Hyuna and that can make mizi see her differently
Starsua: then the crush will be gone
Tillover: what acc do I need to block on tumblr sua
Starsua: look think of this as a trade
Starsua: u let Ivan follow u on his main (as I’m sure he would want that)
Tillover: ???
Starsua: and he gives us said dirt
Starsua: I know how to negotiate with him
Tillover: ughhhh
Tillover: fine it’s not like there’s any problem with him following
Tillover: but like 5 alt accounts?? Not his main??
Tillover: does he not like…talking to me or smt
Tillover: I don’t get that guy
Starsua: the only reason we have this alliance is cause I know ur dense af
Tillover: says u coward who never confessed to mizi
Starsua: seeing her reply to ur confession with ‘I love u too bestie’ is enough to make me hesitate idiot
Tillover: man…
Tillover: anyways yeah ask Ivan and I’ll stick by mizi and hyuna
Tillover: this better work…
Starsua: for both our sakes…
—
8:40 am
Tillover: I failed
Starsua: are u kidding me
Starsua: useless bisexual
Alien Stage
Navi: here’s my character profile ^^
Navi: imma pin it to chat~
8:50 am
Mimirizi added All-Inuna into chat
Mimirizi: GUESS WHAT CHAT!!
Mimirizi: I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER SUPPPERR COOL PERSON!! TO ROLEPLAY!!
Mimirizi: Meet Hyuna!! She’s me and till’s senior
Mimirizi: (o^^o)
All-Inuna: hey hey
Starsua: another one?
All-Inuna: ooo a bit of a cold reception?
Starsua: no…just…
Mimirizi: SUAAA no no Hyuna is like cool cool!
Mimirizi: me and her are already planning our characters together for a little smt ehehee
Mimirizi: she also helped till in making his character!!
Starsua: @tillover explain
Tillover: ….
Tillover: she suggested my character have a guitar
Tillover: you don’t get how cool that is
Tillover: I’m naming it Freddie
Starsua: eat glass twink
Mimirizi: it’s ok Hyuna!! This is just how we communicate our love and friendship <33
All-Inuna: ah yes
All-Inuna: violence as a love language
Mimirizi: here’s how we are formatting our character profile btw!!
Mimirizi:
[Name: Mizi
Birth date: 0820
Age: 22
ID: 020205
Body: 162cm/50kg
Affiliation: 50th Anakt garden
Likes: Sua, artificial anakt flowers, toothbrush
Dislikes: vegetables, studying
Talent: ghost stories]
Mimirizi: use the same format!!
All-Inuna: hmmm
All-Inuna: Sua as ur likes?
Mimirizi: my character and sua’s character are like childhood sweethearts in the rp!!
Mimirizi: all according to plan tehee
Starsua: I have mizi as my likes
All-Inuna: hmmm so u guys have ur characters now
All-Inuna: kk lemme make mine soon
All-Inuna: I can lead a rebellion right mizi ^^
Starsua: a what
Mimirizi: YAHHH it’ll be a beacon of hope as a plot point!!
All-Inuna: maybe I can save ur character at the moment of death
All-Inuna: like ur the damsel in distress and im ur prince lol
Mimirizi: KYAHHHHHH AKSNWJJW
Starsua: hm
Tillover: o
All-Inuna: pleasure to meet everyone here btw
All-Inuna: let’s have some fun~~
Mimirizi: lesgooooooo!!!!
Tillover: yep
Starsua: yes
Tillover: woo
Starsua: excited
Mimirizi: ehhh
Mimirizi: am I missing out on smt here?? :((
Ivan scrolled past his last texts with Sua, and the Alien stage server with a raised eyebrow. This Hyuna was drastically changing the mood. Sua even bothered texting him with a full-on paragraph emphasising the need to get something of this senior of theirs. Any gossip, rumours, the need for blackmail material. Usually Ivan would have grinned in his older sister’s face, where she would either slap a pillow into his face or sulk in her room.
But when TILL was the one to approach him first in dms…sending him a direct link to his tumblr as that golden invitation of seeing all his art transparently and in his direct sight?! He even texted the littlest ‘plz’; that Ivan screenshotted before Till deletes it or Ivan explodes to bits. The text version of puppy eyes got to him.
Ivan immediately went on his laptop when he entered his bedroom, tapping away to scourge up anything about Hyuna. Scrolling past her discord profile, then her links, oh she cosplays? Her instagram…A big dungeon and dragons fanatic too, crossdressing occasionally, seriously how did Mizi know-
Then right there, on Hyuna’s cosplay account, Ivan was ‘mutuals’ with that guy. Skating his eyes over the posts again, that same guy commented on each post with no reply back— not even a heart or anything from Hyuna. Consistent commenting from pure desperation.
Ivan so gently put his face into his hands. Why are people older than him so stupid?
Private Messages
Navi & Luka
4:55 pm
Navi: are you STILL commenting on ur ex’s posts
Navi: you have issues
Navi: even I admit ur behaviour is pathetic and it’s coming from me
Navi: stop yapping u are yapping nothing king
Navi: big issues
Navi: how are u my senior
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5:30 pm
Luka: she can fix me
Navi: :/
Navi: u need a whole ass construction team
Notes:
Hi chat im back— got busy with art deadlines so i couldn’t write as much as I wanted. Im sorry luka ur getting sidelined until next chapter with all ur drama
Thank you for the support??? I was literally making a silly idea and yall commented such nice things?? The crack comes for all of us
Anyways hopefully next chapter comes out this weekend or next week
Plz lmk ur thoughts and anything else silly
Chapter 4: Take me back (Prologue-end)
Summary:
Ivan’s blackmail ‘stalking’ leads him to his school council President and his whole ex situationship. The Alien Stage server is caught in THEIR drama but regardless the cast is assembled and the stage must go on!
Notes:
Hi chat. I have nothing to say for myself. Wiege came out and shot me in the back alley and I was recovering from my grief. Also uni started again for me lol. Once again thank you for all the support??? Why is so many ppl reading my crack fic???
Anyways the gang is all here!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Private Messages
Navi & Luka
4:55 pm
Navi: u need a whole ass construction team
Luka: im exposing your reddit account to your sister
Navi: bro??? Shes on the same subreddit as me
Navi: i have all the dirt on you dear senior <3
Luka: ah my bad i forgot u two are on r/gay
Navi: kettle calling the teapot black.
Luka: im not gay
Navi: diversity loss. Our school pres is not gay
Navi: they should cancel you for being desperate and homophobic
Luka: im not homophobic
Luka: im hyunasexual
Navi: ah so desperate desperate…
Luka: Did I stutter?
Luka: what do you want
Navi: dear senior of the kindest soul and heart~
Navi: hear me out
Luka: im not fake dating u to make ur boytoy jealous
Navi:??????
Navi: unprompted???
Navi: no
Navi: im straightforward!! I dont need to lie
Navi: no boytoy what
Luka: u arent straight even
Navi: FINE I GUESS IM NOT GIVING U A CHANCE FOR UR EX
Luka: you are very straight and straightforward and heterosexual and attractive
Luka: give me the chance now
Navi: 凸^-^凸
Luka: …
Luka: please
Navi: ok so
Navi: my sis’s situationship invited hyuna to our new roleplay server
Navi: and sua is insistent that hyuna is hitting on her
Luka: is she
Navi: idk dude u dated her
Luka: she blocked me
Navi: deserved
Navi: anyways sua is bribing me to bribe you to step in as a third wheel in our rp server
Navi: u get to chat hyuna up again
Navi: u probably have to actually rp tho to like keep up the facade
Luka: rp?
Navi: oh lord
Navi: like acting but in text form
Luka: how is that acting? You can’t see each other through text
Luka: are we sending videos to each other
Luka: might as well have a zoom meeting
Navi: my god FINE
Navi: if i wasn’t ur sweet junior i would leave u to rot
Navi: i'm coming over and explain
Luka: keep being sarcastic and I’ll kick you out of running for next student pres
Navi: homophobic
Luka: ok
Luka: im in the council room
Navi: i’ll be there in 5
Luka tapped the pen against his chin, adjusting his glasses to stare deadpan at the makeshift powerpoint Ivan made. It wasn’t even made with one of those pre-made templates. Stark white with the bare minimum Arial black text; ‘Roleplay for Dummies 101’.
“So you play a character and text as if that character, see here; Ivan exclaimed, ‘Black Black Sorrow’. Like writing a book but collaborative.” Ivan swatted at the projection screen.
The final other student to leave, the secretary, gave them a side eye, was this how the council was using their resources? Whatever he wasn’t paid for free student volunteer work. Marty left. Keeping his peace.
“And the premise is that everyone is in a death game idol competition with aliens. In Discord. Understand?”
The blonde looked up at his junior, unblinking. A whole world turned and exploded behind those eyes, then Eureka.
“So its not bdsm ?”
Ivan solemnly shakes his head,
“No.”
Private Messages
Navi & Starsua
5:30 pm
Starsua: if u are dead text L
Starsua: if u are late text W
Navi: Im helping you
Navi: treat me better
Starsua: do u want me to tell mom ur NOT having dinner then
Navi: texting mizi ur reddit backlog now <3
Starsua: fine i’ll package the leftovers
Navi: :))
Navi: I got Luka on board
Starsua: him? Really?
Navi: i thought you guys were on good terms?
Navi: u helped during his campaign
Starsua: no…its just that he seemed too perfect…
Starsua: scarily so
Starsua: so the fact hes the ex that ‘fumbled’ is…
Navi: hilarious right
Starsua: mmm
Navi: u gotta help me tho like chill the chat
Navi: so hyuna wont leave seeing her ex
Starsua: its that bad?
Navi: she blocked him
Navi: everywhere
Navi: he made a new insta account to comment on her posts
Starsua: why are we the ones stuck in their situationship
Navi: i think we been stuck every since I saw Luka kiss a picture of Hyuna on his laptop
Starsua: if im ever that cringe put me out of my misery
Navi: oh yeah with mizi
Navi: so now?
Starsua: i'm gonna gaslight Till to thinking hes 100% straight
Navi: hes not straight?
Navi: is is he bi?
Navi: i have a chance?
Starsua: yikes
Navi: :((((
Alien Stage
8:45am
Navi added Luka to server
Navi: morning :)
Navi: I invited my school pres!! He’s interested in writing so he would be an awesome roleplayer
Navi: i know its last minute but I helped him make his character!!
Navi: [Luka.character pdf]
Mimirizi: OHHHH??? OMG HI HI
Mimirizi: hes the pres of ur school???
Starsua: ivan and I help the council occasionally
Starsua: so we are acquainted ^^
Luka: i am here to be an awesome roleplayer
Luka: Luka: hi
Mimirizi: wait…
Mimirizi: ur username and character name are the same!!!
Mimirizi: u should change to a nickname here!!
Luka: sounds counterproductive
Luka: everything i say is what I would say
Mimirizi: you would be like your character???
Mimirizi: the prince…of alien stage???
Luka: thats what women like right
Navi: HES A GOOD METHOD ROLEPLAYER
Navi: acts just like his character!!!
Starsua: um yes
Starsua: hes very dedicated to roles hes given
Starsua: i do agree with mizi abt the nickname
Luka: i dont need one
Navi: deal with it ^^
Navi changed Luka’s name to RulerHeart
RulerHeart: My heart is not a ruler
Navi: meant to be…related to ur character’s gary sue princesona…
RulerHeart: ok
All-Inuna: hi chat!! Why so busy~
All-Inuna: ah
All-Inuna went offline
Tillover came online
Tillover: chat why did hyuna just throw her phone across the club room
Mimirizi: EHH hyuna???? Did??? What???
Tillover: its not broken?? I think???
Starsua: …..this is not gonna work is it
Tillover: ???
Navi: sigh
Navi: hyuna and new member luka are exes
Mimirizi: HOW DID LUKA FUMBLE?!??!
Tillover: how the hell did bro fumble that bad??
Starsua: @RulerHeart take responsibility and explain
RulerHeart: you fistfight her brother one time
Mimirizi: WHAT
Navi: you fought someone?????????
Starsua: with those arms?
Navi: .
Navi: you know hyuna didnt leave the server yet
Navi: win
Starsua: ivan….
RulerHeart replied to ‘Navi: you know hyuna didnt leave the server yet’: see
RulerHeart: i still have a chance
RulerHeart: i am a rizzler like the kids say
Navi: YOU ARE 18 YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD TO NOT UNDERSTAND RIZZLER IS CURSED
Mimirizi: im scared
Starsua: same but i’ll protect you mizi
Tillover: guys
Tillover: her phone screen cracked
Mimirizi: I
Mimirizi: this is truly our alien stage…
RulerHeart: preach girl
Navi: STOP
Starsua: STOP
Till watched the rest of the chat ramble, as if the text version of cat and mouse was going on. Gen Z words that even Till can’t comprehend were spewed out.
He instead glanced at Hyuna, her head in her hands, with the longest sigh he heard from any one person coming from her mouth. Till coughed awkwardly.
“You guys are like exes?”
“We are worse than that.” Hyuna mutters, swatting the air absentmindedly as if shooing away any lingering thoughts. “Ex Childhood sweethearts.”
“Wow…You're gonna leave the server?”
“…No.”
Till stared at her confidence with a confused blink of his eyes. Hyuna snorted at her junior.
“Uhh why-“
Immediately a grin grew on Hyuna’s face, that her usually relaxed one turned downright devious here. It had her teeth showing, with her hood up over painting a scheming shadow over her face. Till immediately knew that the chat was gonna be the war zone for these two’s situationship. A war Hyuna was going to win.
Alien Stage
11:55am
All-Inuna: hi yall I gotta apologise
All-Inuna: accidentally let my phone hit a doorway before so im texting on my laptop rn
All-Inuna: me and Till chatted and i wanna stay in the rp! No relationship is gonna hold me down~
Mimirizi: HYUNAAAAA ε-(´∀`; )
All-Inuna: no worries mizi!!
RulerHeart: so we do have a relationship
All-Inuna replied to ‘RulerHeart: you fistfight her brother one time’: no
RulerHeart: 🥺
All-Inuna: no
RulerHeart: plz my pretty princess
RulerHeart: my queen
RulerHeart: ruler of my heart
All-Inuna: no 🙂
Navi: AITA reddit ass relationship
All-Inuna: yup
Mimirizi: yep!
RulerHeart: plz dont agree with ivan
Notes:
Next chapters are gonna be either one-off chapters or arcs with multiple chapters. The next arc is the my clematis arc (warning Yuri)!!
I swear I’ll try to keep updates more consistent… To appease y’all in the meantime feel free to to check out my art on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/chibassy
I draw alnst and shitty alnst comics
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Usernames:
Mimirizi- Mizi
Starsua- Sua
Tillover- Till
Navi- Ivan
All-Inuna- Hyuna
RulerHeart- Luka(Edit: edited some grammar and readability mistakes)
Chapter 5: My Clematis (1/2)
Summary:
With the roleplay beginning, the first round 1 is the first to start the season. Sua is finally using this chance to get mizi to realise her feelings. Shenanigans endure however.
Notes:
Whats up chat i promised yall yuri and now come feed
The prologue was kinda slow so imma speed things up a bit. Also trying social media posts in this so lmk how it is
Chapter Text
R/Lesbian:
My [16sF] crush keeps calling me her friend, while her childhood friend [16sM] is also crushing but friendzoned also. What do I [16sF] even do?
Clematislover:
So. My crush is the most gorgeous girl yet, whenever she has pigtails or ponytails or even just letting it down. She's so cute to the point her childhood friend (derogatory) is into her since they were 5. I would spite him if we are not in the same boat. We would both give her chocolates on valentines, both text her first in the morning, both compliment her until she's a blushy mess, BUT she’s calling me her best friend??? She only just hugged me, calling me the best girl friend she got— she can’t be this dense?? I'm out of options.
What do I do?
3:45am
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RedBraidGirl:
Wow the epitome of the lesbian experience everyone clap!!!
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Girlkisser:
I know what you are 🤨
Reply Clematislover:
I came on this subreddit for a reason girl kisser.
Reply Girlkisser:
Touché
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Goldstarles:
Sorry girl I think she's into her childhood friend, like since 5 years old?? Gaslighting u like crazy
Reply Goldstarles:
You blocked me?????????????
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Ppopstar:
So ur crush is just super dense? You have to be more proactive and literally confess at this point…like if that childhood friend is struggling you have to be the forward one
Reply ClematisLover:
I understand the reason why, it's a matter of how?
Reply Ppopstar:
Well what's the talking scenario now? Do you guys text daily, interact daily or??? Any way to slide into her metaphorical DM’s
Reply ClematisLover:
We are in different schools but we text daily. In fact recently we have a roleplay group where our characters are paired together
Reply Ppopstar:
PAIRED??? TOGETHER??? Elaborate.
Reply ClematisLover:
We have two characters that are childhood sweethearts and we are planning out their hunger game-esque battle in a idol singing competition
Reply Ppopstar:
First of all (1) Why are teens so scary nowadays and (2) you can use that obvious scenario to flirt with her???? You have to be already flirting what the hell CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS??? Why is every redditor dumb as hell
Reply ClematisLover:
Understood thankyou
Reply Ppopstar:
Don't just disappear if thats all you can say for yourself 😭😭😭😭
Private Messages
Starsua & Mimirizi
7:20am
Mimirizi: morning sua!!11!!1!1!1
Mimirizi: (^з^)-☆
Mimirizi: anything exciting for school????
Starsua: its a sunday mizi;;
Mimirizi: EHH
Mimirizi: i woke up early for nothing T^T
Starsua: oh dear
Mimirizi: DW SUA!!!
Mimirizi: means i can chat to you now!!!
Mimirizi: sua>>>>>8 hrs of sleep
Starsua: qjseew
Starsua: same ^^
Mimirizi: YIPEEEE!!!!!
Mimirizi: omg….since we both awake we should….
Mimirizi: TALK ABT ALIEN STAGE!!!
Mimirizi: we rolled that wheel and we got paired first~~~~
Mimirizi: ROUND ONE BABEY!!!
Mimirizi: we have. To make this. The MOST tragic shit yet!!!
Mimirizi: in honour of all my doomed yuri ships….
Starsua: right right
Starsua: being childhood sweethearts…isn’t that a wonderful idea between us?
Mimirizi: YEAHHHH i know how good you are sua
Mimirizi: we will roleplay the FUCK out of it!!!
Starsua: i mean im sure we are close enough that it wouldn’t be hard
Starsua: to be yuri together
Starsua: me and you
Mimirizi: yup!
Starsua: ahaqow
Mimirizi: you’re my best friend!!! Ofc we are gonna be so close!!
Mimirizi: thats what makes this rp gonna be great!!!! I love your writing <<<
Mimirizi: couldn’t have asked anyone wlse sua!!!
Starsua: ah yes
Starsua: best friends
Mimirizi: TO THE END!!!!
Starsua invited Navi and one other person to server
Starsua renamed server ‘help’
help
8:42am
Starsua: @everyone wake up
Starsua: @everyone wake up
Starsua: @Navi i see you eating cereal downstairs text back coward
Navi: ?????????????
Navi: just come down if u want some
Navi: and its not cereal
Navi: its rolled oats^^ the healthy alternative
Starsua: you have a diet of an old man
Navi: so i have mature taste (*^^*)
Starsua: considering ur crush is older than you yes you chaser
Navi: HEY
Navi: I DONT (always) BULLY YOU ABT MIZI
Starsua: you are taking her attention away from me
Navi: possessive….u arent even dating
Starsua: …………
Starsua: im gonna use the rp for her to notice me
Navi: oh
Navi: ohhhhhhhh
Navi: sis is finally stepping up?? Finally doing smt??? Finally being the forward one in the family???
Navi: bless my heart shes gonna actually do smt!
Starsua: if you werent so popular i wouldn’t have even fathomed adding you here
Navi: its not my fault that ppl find me charming
Navi: 凸^-^凸
Starsua: if i have to pass another gift to you on someone’s behalf i am not beyond fratricide
Navi: live laugh fratricide
Navi: wait
Navi: this isnt our dms
Navi: YOU ADDED HIM???
Luka came online
Luka: I can give you detention for waking me up
Starsua: no u cant thats corrupt and you dont even have the power to do that ur a student
Luka: I’ll study to become your teacher and give you a months worth detention
Navi: GIRL WHY????
Starsua: as the gc’s name suggests
Starsua: i need help
Navi: sus
Starsua: with mizi….
Starsua: [screenshot of hers and mizi’s dms- its bad.png]
Navi: i get how sapphics can never tell girl friendship and flirting apart
Navi: but this is sad
Navi: ur so desperate
Starsua: i have you in my sights
Navi: leave ME alone with my OATS
Luka: how do you expect me to help
Luka: i am not a lesbian
Starsua: i sure hope not
Starsua: you two are sadly the ones best for this…job
Starsua: Ivan you are popular and you know the ways of people trying to appease and flirt with you even if you are the most pining worm i know
Navi: im a romantic ^^
Starsua: and luka is the only one in my discord friends list that had a relationship
Luka: *has
Luka: she unblocked me on discord
Navi: thats cause we had to convince her that not seeing ur messages would mess up the rp luka….
Starsua: i may be scrapping the bottom of the barrel
Starsua: but i need to use this rp as a way to get mizi to realise my feelings
Starsua: i cant be this useless anymore
Navi: character development….
Navi: shedding a tear
Starsua: silence
Starsua: any tips
Navi: hmmm i mean idk what you guys are planning in the rp
Navi: but you can use the Anakt garden setting as a way to flirttt
Navi: like ‘we are childhood friends and out of my love for you my character makes you a flower crown’
Navi: or ‘sua hugged mizi’ in the rp and play it off cool until you turn around and say ‘but i too wanna hug mizi in real life’~
Starsua: sounds lame
Navi: im accomodating for your shyness here sua
Navi: and ur lack of solid rizz
Luka: kill yourself in front of her and change the trajectory of her life forever
Navi: BRO
Luka: in rp or irl works
Navi: DONT SUICIDE BAIT UR CRUSH??????
Luka: it worked for me
Navi: HOW ARE YOU THIS MENTALLY UNWELL
Navi: HOW ARE U OUR SCHOOL PRES??????????
Starsua: hm
Navi: SUA
Starsua: hmmmmm
Navi: I STILL WANT A SISTER SUA
Starsua: no no dw
Starsua: i am not gonna kms
Navi: bare minimum…yay….
Starsua: im just gonna kms in the rp
Navi: GIRL
Starsua: think about it
Starsua: me and mizi will be singing in round 1 of the rp
Starsua: she wantes a duet and we were gonna battle it out
Starsua: what if instead my character sacrificed herself for hers
Starsua: she WANTS that tragic yuri and i will be happily giving it to her
Starsua: and i say that's a grand showing of my love
Starsua: and confess
Luka: sounds decent to me
Luka: could be more straightforward but decent
Navi: i am…surrounded by lunatics…
Luka: we are the ones pining here
Luka: of course we are
Starsua: its not our fault they are dense
Navi:…..
Starsua: at least Mizi says im her best girl friend and texts me daily
Luka: i dated hyuna
Starsua: does Till even know your last name
Navi: yall are so mean for what…
Luka: heh
Alien Stage
3:45pm
Channel: #stage-1
[Mizi]: Mizi stepped onto the platform, dressed in her flowy black dress. She held her hand out to Sua, her childhood sweetheart. “Ready?” She grinned
[Sua]: Sua nodded, taking her hand with a gentle smile. “Always. Us together.” They both approach the lit up stage
Navi: //ohhhhh juicy
Starsua: //no talking ooc
Navi: //:((((((
Mimirizi: //ITS OK!! U can react with emotes instead!!!
[reacted by Navi :thumbsup: emote]
[Mizi]: the platform below them rises, her heartbeat jumping in joy. A stage for them both! Mizi watches the flashy lights of the audience grinning
[Sua]: sua, knowing the truth of alien stage, gave a downturned smile. Regardless she takes the microphone, looking at her love.
Mimirizi: // HER LOVE??!!!!
Mimirizi: //KYAHHHH
Starsua: // <333
[Mizi]: Finally the song begins, the soft track echoing across the stadium. The pair started to sing, facing one another in the iridescent lights.
[Sua]: The words, ‘My Clematis’ flashed on the screen. Round 1 beginning. The two girls started to sing.
[Mizi]: **FLASHBACK** The ankat garden, of their shared childhood, comes to mind. Sua and Mizi, in their white collars and dresses, sang in acapella out to the grass.
[Mizi]: Mizi was enraptured by Sua’s singing, her cheeks pink at the other girl. The song picks up in her throat.
[Sua]: Sua turned in slight surprise as the two of them sang in unison. It was the same song ‘My Clematis’ in the present.
[Sua]: **FLASHBACK OVER** Both of them sang their childhood song in duet, only looking at the other now. Singing to each other, a serenade, rather than the alien audience.
[Mizi]: Mizi was all lit up, watching her loved one sing. Her shiny green orbs honed in on Sua alone. The way her hair lit up, the sparkles around her. Oh. Yet she pushed on, wanting to sing more and more, as this was a competition.
Starsua: // hey mizi could I change a bit of our direction? I got an idea
Mimirizi: //OHHH??? GO GO GO [reacted by Starsua :heart: emote]
[Sua]: However as they sang, Sua actually wanted to match with Mizi. Their duet was planned in equal parts, wanting to both survive the competition. Sua sang along, however purposefully singing softer to let Mizi take center stage subtly
Mimirizi: // KWHDJWJW OMGvbbv???
[Mizi]: Mizi, blind to Sua’s intentions, sang happily along! The chance to duet with her sweetheart, singing louder and louder with a delighted voice.
[Sua]: slowly the song nears its ends, the two fully facing one another now. Sua smiled overjoyed, her face of sweat, her heart beating.
[Mizi]: finally the scores behind them flash, building up in unison together— until 87-86….
[Sua]: Sua could only think, “I love you Mizi…My god…my universe”, before a bang shot out. Sua collapsed onto the stage, her eyes dim, blood on the floor.
[reacted by Navi, All-Inuna, Mimirizi, Tillover with :crying: :throwingup: :AAAA: emote]
Mimirizi: //WHATATTATATSTWTETETWY
Mimirizi: //IM IN TEARSvvvvv
Navi: //thats so mean…
All-Inuna: // ^^^
Tillover: //yall serious as hell…
[Mizi]: Mizi felt blood splatter onto her face. Her whole being went into shock. With her eyes wide, unable to comprehend anything, she fell to the floor.
[Mizi]: a guard clapped the collar back onto her neck, signalling to the max stress level of red. Loss and defeat surges.
Starsua: Sua could only think in her last moments…I love you Mizi
Mimirizi: EHHHH
Mimirizi: SUA???
Starsua: i'm in love with you mizi, that i would do anything for you
Starsua: sing, dance, roleplay, I love you
Mimirizi: oh oh
Mimrizi: SCENE END
Mimirizi: SUAAAA
Mimirizi: I WJDBWJJW THAT WAS SO
Mimirizi: IM GEEKING OUT IM CRYING AND RED
Starsua: mizi?
Mimirizi: OF COURSE!!!!
Mimirizi: mizi loves you too!!!
Starsua: ah
Starsua: sorry mizi I have dinner now brb^^
Mimirizi: EH?? OK!!! TALK TO ME LATER PLZZZ
Starsua went offline
All-Inuna: huh~~~
Navi: omg
Navi: no way
Mimirizi: ?
Tillover: I
Tillover: I need to think abt this
Tillover went offline
Mimirizi: ????
help
5:05 pm
Starsua: chat im so doomed
Starsua: she totally didn’t get it
Starsua: i think i should just get on a boat and bury myself at sea
Navi: man….
Navi: sorry girl
Navi: i couldn’t ever see that someone is THAT dense
Luka: my condolences
Luka: maybe go harder on the kys
Navi: how did you even confess dude
Luka: is it not obvious?
Navi: red flag….
Starsua: ivan give me all ur chocolate i need to drown myself
Starsua: and rant on reddit
Navi: i’ll be in front ur door in 2
Starsua: as a twink would say
Starsua: its so suaover…
All-in!! School
Three members, Mimirizi, Tillover and All-Inuna online.
5:05pm
Mimirizi: GUYS GUYS
Mimirizi: ITS WHAT I THINK RIGHT
All-inuna: hmmmm
All-Inuna; what do you think?
Mimirizi: SUA CONFESSED
Mimirizi: AND I SAID I LOVE HER TOO
Mimirizi:\(//∇//)/
Mimirizi: does this mean we are DATING?!?????
Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
Mimirizi: howdo u date someone
Mimirizi: no handholding before marriage right
Mimirizi: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN KISS HER NOW
All-Inuna: Oh!
All-Inuna: so you weren’t clueless ^^
Mimirizi: EH?? Was I not clear?
Mimirizi: NEVER REALISED IT BUT I like Sua!!!!!!!!! KYAHHH
Tillover: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mimirizi: Till??????
Tillover: sigh
Tillover: its so tillover…
Chapter 6: My Clematis (2/2)
Summary:
Misunderstandings on both sides of entirely stupid conclusions. Useless sapphics indeed until things are finally resolved with the greatest power: communication.
Notes:
HELLO CHAT if theres any editing errors its cause im writing this at 2 cause I need to get this chapter out or im gonna keep procrastinating
Anyways live laugh love yuri
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
R/Lesbian
Love is a lie, the friendzone is eternal
ClematisLover:
Plz recommend me coping techniques
4:10am
[25 comments: sorted by top]
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FforRespect:
Pay F for friendzone
Reply PrettyPrincess:
F
Reply GLBabe:
F
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GoldStarles2:
Remaking another acc was worth it to see that my judgement was correct. Consider dating an actual lesbian next time
Reply GLBabe:
Chat call mod on this girl
Reply GoldStarles2:
Shut up
Reply GLBabe:
Make me
Reply GoldStarles2:
Open ur dm’s and i’ll do so gladly
Reply GLBabe:
You want me? To open up? Go on, do it
Reply GoldStarles2:
Watch me
Reply Ppopstar:
Why are yall flirting here let the girl mourn
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Ppopstar:
Im sorry clematislover…my best recommendations are eat some comfort foods and binge sad songs and just cry ur eyes out…let it out
Reply Clematislover:
Tooi lwate my euyes wet fongers wet
Reply Clematislover:
Mitski swave me
Reply Ppopstar:
Just be gentle with urself now i get how u feel, i also got crushed before << Dont do anything dumb like text her back ok!! Keep ur peace
Reply Clematislover:
How not twext bcak
Reply Clematislover:
Nvm gwot it
Reply Ppopstar:
??????? Girl???
Reply Ppopstar:
STOP DISAPPEARING!!!!!!
Private Messages
Mimirizi & Starsua
9:30 am
Mimirizi: SUAAA!!!!!
Mimirizi: morning <3333
Mimirizi: how are u!!!!!
Mimirizi: Suaaaaaa notice meeee
Mimirizi: are u sleeping in sua _(:3 」∠)_
Mimirizi: sua?
All-in!! School
Two members, Mimirizi and Tillover online.
9:46am
Mimirizi: sua is dead
Tillover: can that NOT be the first thing you send WITHOUT context
Tillover: mom read the message and got worried
Mimirizi: IM SORRY IO (>人<;)
Tillover: she says its fine she just doesn’t understand teenage slang
Tillover: not that I understand it either…
Mimirizi: but till you dont get it
Mimirizi: SUA IS DEAD
Tillover: in the rp yes…
Mimirizi: NO SHE DIDNT TEXT ME THIS MORNING
Mimirizi: is she playing hard to get now is this how dating works
Mimirizi: IS THERE RULES TO THIS??? DONT TEXT FIRST??? DO TEXT FIRST???
Mimirizi: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME TILL
Tillover: me?
Tillover: hnnnn
Tillover: why cant hyuna be awake for this…
Mimirizi: (^^)??
Tillover: ok
Tillover: uh
Tillover: she might
Tillover: be…shy…
Mimirizi: SHY?????
Mimirizi: she was so confident confessing i swooned…sua can be shy????
Tillover: omfg yes
Tillover: mizi…just
Tillover: let me try
Tillover: texting her
Tillover: shes probs nervous
Mimirizi: THANK UUY
Mimirizi: ILY TILL
Tillover: haha
Mimirizi: :D????
Private Messages
Tillover & Starsua
9:55am
Tillover: oi
Tillover: text mizi back
Tillover: c’mon your confession got accepted
Tillover: u can be a little mean to me here ok
Tillover: mizi alliance?? Text me back
Tillover: if u don’t reply u are NOT into mizi
Tillover: are u alive
All-in!! School
Tillover: so yeah she might be dead
Mimirizi: HUH???????? NO?????!(?!!??
Mimirizi: THIS ISNT TRAGIC YURI WHATTTTTWTETWYQ
Mimirizi: i should call HER
Mimirizi: SHES NTOTW PICKING UPP
Mimirizi: how fast do u think i can get to her house
Tillover: do not RUN
Mimirizi: BUT MY GF(????maybelzplzpzlzozozl)
Tillover: chill
Tillover: i have a plan b ok?
Tillover: get uhhh breakfast brb
Mimirizi: HOW DO I EAT LIKET HIS
Mimirizi: I CANT LOSE MY GF RN WIEHDJWJJW
Private Messages
Tillover & Navi
10:02am
Tillover: hey sorry if ur still asleep
Navi: HI
Tillover: but is sua alive
Tillover: oh ur quick
Navi: What nahhh im not i just uh u usually dont text first in mornings hahah
Navi: Anyways :)
Tillover: ?
Navi: ya sua is technically alive
Tillover: technically???????
Navi; shes uh hibernating
Navi: cried her eyes out after all that
Navi: her phone dead tho
Navi: she threw it at a door
Tillover: WHY ARE PPL’S FIRST INSTINCT TO THROW THEIR PHONES???
Tillover: also why???? Shouldn’t she be uh
Tillover: celebrating????
Navi: ?????????
Navi: do u celebrate???
Navi: after being rejected like that????
Navi: plz PLZ dont be a masochist
Navi: dealing with a ken-wannabe is enough already
Navi: plz dont do it to me either
Tillover: what
Tillover: no
Tillover: mizi and sua are gfs now right
Navi: WHAT
Navi: SERIOUSLY WHAT
Tillover: ???? Are they not??????
Navi: SUA GOT REJECTED???
Tillover: What the hell are u talking abt
Navi: mizi friendzoned her in character???
Navi: thats what sua thinks rn
Tillover: is she stupid
Navi: only i get to call my sis stupid
Tillover: sorry
Tillover: mizi thinks they are dating? Pre dating?
Navi: is she dumb
Tillover: mizi is not dumb
Navi: sorry ^^
Navi: dense?
Tillover: sua is the one being dense rn
Navi: both dense
Tillover: oml yeah
Tillover: man
Tillover: ok things are…coming together
Tillover: can i call u
Navi: awhwkskko
Navi: yesa
Navi: wait why
Navi: what do u want
Navi: me?
Tillover: yes you? Obviously
Navi: wow
Tillover: i have a plan i need ur help to get mizi and sua to like
Tillover: do smt abt feelings
Navi: ohhhh
Tillover: i have enough of us tip-toeing around mizi
Tillover: she deserves better
Navi: us?
Tillover: …..
Navi: oh
Navi: mizi? And you? On her?
Navi: oh
Tillover: just pick up
Navi: ok
Mizi flattened her face onto the kitchen table, stirring the spoon in her now-soggy cereal. It was drenched for way too long that it’s basically soup, BUT Mizi was justified in letting it sit for so long!
What is Sua doing? Is she sleeping still, maybe she’s kidnapped— oh why would she be kidnapped, well she is the prettiest girl in the world— WHO COULD BE HER GIRLFRIEND? Friend girl?
Mizi’s glasses slid off her face a bit, feeling her thoughts leak into a blush on her cheeks. Sua…
Then suddenly the door slammed open. Mizi didn’t even jump, staring straight at Till’s wheezing then reddening face.
“TILL!” Mizi ran to him, holding her phone and the group chat to his eyes, “is sua okay- is she kidnapped, or dead OR-“
“Mizi.” Till looks straight into her eyes, his throat jumping up and down. “I- I know where Sua is, you are gonna be able to see her. So-“
Mizi nodded furiously, hands clapped together, “Where is she? I’ll do anything for her!”
Till breaths in, hands shaky and his face growing redder and redder. He almost hesitated, before pulling out his phone revealing a location on maps.
“You owe me one.”
Mizi’s eyes sparkled before she shot off.
“Thank you!”
If it was not for the law, the fact her eyes were rubbed sore and the amount of sleep deprivation, Sua would have murdered Ivan. For good. Maybe. Harsh sunlight hits her face, even when she tightens her hood up further over her face.
Perhaps her reaction was too extreme. No, but this was Mizi. Part of her wished Mizi was…just so much clearer, harsh maybe, with her rejection. Yet Mizi still told her…that she loved her, and her goopy little heart could only melt into heartbroken tears soaking her pillows last night. Sua felt so dumb.
So why would Ivan shove her out to a park? Sua shot another sharpened stare at Ivan, who was behind a bush (okay freak?), holding little branches like arms as if she wasn’t glaring holes into his face right now. Ivan had practically tried everything; pulling her out of her bed, luring her with chocolate, promising her a newly fixed phone (she had a reasonable reaction okay) and even begging at her door. She was still weak, so Sua obliged.
Yet Sua faded under the power of the sun, of the spring air around her, of such softness while her heart broke. Why am I doing this? The longer she yearned for rosy pink hair and a brilliant smile, the further Sua wanted to run under her covers and rot.
Just as Sua made up her mind to finally leave Ivan for whatever mission he had in the bushes, there was a shout and a clatter of steps behind her. With racoon-like eyes and looking like a Victorian vampire, Sua cried out in surprise as Mizi tackled her with her arms.
“Sua!”
Her eyes were sparkling in Mizi’s green ones, the determination overpowering her as she felt her heart uselessly swoon. Then Sua noticed the sweat down her forehead, the fact Mizi was still in bunny slippers and similar eyebags under her glasses. Both of them looked like a mess. Sua however winded back, her hand pushing back against Mizi as heartache cut through her face.
“Mizi- you don’t have to tell me-“
“I LOVE YOU! WITH ALL MY HEART! PLEASE MARRY ME!”
Sua blinked. Mizi was kneeling on the ground. Looking at her like she was some goddess and not the fact that she was still dressed in her cat-hooded pyjamas.
“WHAT?!”
With an even more wheezy breath, sweat dripping down from everywhere, Till finally slid next to Ivan in the bushes. Ivan handed him a branch as a disguise, which Till was too fatigued to reject.
“How…did Mizi outrun me in slippers…I’m wearing sneakers…” he mumbled under his breath, watching the Mizi tackle Sua.
Ivan hums, “Mizi touches grass and you don’t?”
Till considers that hitting Ivan is not morally correct, especially after his assistance in dragging Mizi and Sua out here.
Besides it was at that point that Mizi proposed marriage of all things. Till opened and reopened his mouth like a gaping fish, invisibly shouting in shock at Mizi, who was NOW on one knee. Ivan just blinked in surprise.
“Does Mizi know that Sua doesn’t know…?”
“I told Mizi…clearly on the way here…chasing after her…”
“…I mean it looks effective. Sua is blushing red.”
The two boys kneel closer to one another, even their knees touching as they peeked at the other pair. The girls were frozen, Sua grappling with the news so badly that cogs in her head were generating steam. Mizi on the other hand was looking panicked and pink at the face, looking side to side, before she plucked a daisy from the ground.
Finally, Mizi gazed back up at Sua, her eyes glinting, taking her finger and slipping on the (shitty, it's barely holding together) daisy ring on. The pink-headed girl gulped,
“Sua? Will you?”
Sua spluttered, looking like an overbaked tomato, before she gasped out,
“I- I love you too! Okay!”
With a gleeful squeal, Mizi immediately tackled Sua again. This time she latched her hands around Sua’s waist and spun her around like a beloved plushie. Sua in turn hugged Mizi back, bizarrely giggling in giddy requited love (finally) and like hours of sleep deprivation. The two were red at the face, feeling their heart beat in relief and joy and everything else all at once.
At the two’s successful confession/proposal, Ivan sighed in relief, turning to Till only to freeze. His nose was touching Till’s cheek, Ivan’s hands brushing against his. Jolting back with a blush, Ivan laughed his feelings off.
“They are uh- yeah- together? I guess?” he stuttered out.
Till was however frozen on the spot. Totally pale, sweat still down his face, dead on the spot.
“10 years of my crush…And it took them 1 day to get married…What am I doing wrong…”
Ivan just watched Till slip into a puddle on the ground, face in his hands mumbling. Mizi and Sua were still spinning each other until Sua now hunched over nauseous on the ground with Mizi frantically patting her back. At 10:45 am.
Ivan made eye contact with the 6-year-old who just came into the park, expecting a fun morning playing and not watching the aftermath of the worst teenage love triangle ever. Till was still crying and Mizi was calling out to a paling Sua. The kid blinked, holding his ball, as Ivan blinked in turn. They are the worst example.
“Why…are we like this…” Ivan mumbled to himself.
Alien Stage
10:30 am
All-Inuna: hmm surprisingly quiet morning considering everything…
All-Inuna: @Tillover @Mimirizi hello?
All-Inuna: noone is online~~
All-Inuna: I want the situationship gossip >>>>
RulerHeart: hyuna
All-Inuna: what.
RulerHeart: i wanted to let you know noone died
All-Inuna: what
RulerHeart: did I help
All-Inuna: no
RulerHeart: 🥺
R/Lesbian
I got a wife
ClematisLover:
I got proposed in a playground and I will be kissing my soon-to-be wife under the moonlight. We will be having clematis bouquets and plan our wedding by the beach. She is my universe. I love my wife.
6:05pm
[65 comments: sorted by top]
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Sapphicsuspense:
Most normal lesbian development
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GirlKisser:
Aren’t you guys teenagers…Love wins but omg yall should be at the club studying not marrying
Reply RedGirlBraid:
Let. The. Love. Win.
Reply GirlKisser:
what the hell, sure
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AppleCider4:
How did you speedrun a kdrama plot in 3 days good for you honestly
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LonelyPlanet:
When will god send me a relationship like this plz
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GoldStarles2:
I apologise Clematislover and congrats on your engagement. I too have found belief in true love again and I will no longer be a hateful gatekeeper to my people. I have found the errors in my ways. I sincerely hope the best for you two
Reply Ppopstar:
What the hell happened to you
Reply GLBabe:
Me
Reply GoldStarles2:
Omg babe stoppppp <<<
Reply Ppopstar:
Get this 4k enemies to lovers bullshit OUT of my subreddit
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Ppopstar:
I??? Have no words??? Like congrats on what seems to be a successful confession??? Plz stop disappearing I can’t be getting whiplash everything I open this site clematislover lmao
Reply Clematislover:
Im sorry but thank you for your help Ppopstar. Without you I do not think I would have confessed like successfully. My gf says hi btw
Reply Ppopstar:
Lmao hi gf!!! When’s the wedding lol
Reply Clematislover:
You will be invited, you shall be my guest of honour
Reply Ppopstar:
Finally a redditor invited me to her future wedding…what has this generation come to…
Reply Clematislover:
“Got gayer” Gf said
Reply Ppopstar:
Good
Notes:
Mizisua SHOULD be pining idiots who promise marriage DESPITE being highschoolers.
Till and Ivan…u two are next…im sorry Till …soon my son ur crush will be talked abt
Also thanks Ppopstar ur a real one for letting me vent abt how baffling mizisua act in this
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Once again thank yall for ur support! I do irregularly update often so I am always happy with yall finding my humour funny.
Next chapter might either be unknown till the end arc or a some one off fluff chapter abt mizisua/mizi + ivan
Edit: woke up and made some edits
Chapter 7: Fell in Love with a Girl
Summary:
After a successful, totally perfect, no-drama confession Mizisua goes on a date! Sometimes kids on discord need to touch grass and be happy…
Notes:
HI CHAT! Sorry for the wait but here i present you with the longest chapter yet (3000ish words what) cause i couldn’t stop writing abt mizisua…kicks my feet
Next chapter probs will pick up round 2: Unknown till the end with Till’s whole…yeah…my dense son…
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Edit: reread this in the morning and argh fixed some errors…i should get a beta oml
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Sua was a smart person. She got top grades in advanced maths, was elected to be the next school council secretary already as a second year, her fan theories even got 2k reblogs on Tumblr. Sua was right that her favourite character had lived, despite the TV show’s exhausting plot twists— yet now? Her bright violet vest sweater stuck her arms against her cheek, a checkered (unflattering) skirt across her lap and a banana-yellow ribbon headband lopsided on her head. Sua could barely see her face in the mirror over the overstuffed collar.
Intelligence had nothing to do with fashion sense apparently. She held her face in her hands, feeling the need to weep in her half-dressed state, the looming pressure to do everything over her little head; there was still eyeliner to apply, needing to get the movie tickets ready, wait which cinema was it again? Before you can blame her, Sua had scheduled all these possibilities neatly in her phone notes, yet…
The warmest smile you can ever imagine. Blossom pink hair tied with star clips. Manicured, soft watermelon fingernails on perfect hands that held her up easily. Pink crop top….Boobs…
Sua would have kept gazing brainlessly into the plain wall, pink-faced, if it wasn’t for Ivan’s wince at the doorway.
“Useless gay…”
In response, Sua threw her cat pillow at his face. Its plushy black fabric kissed Ivan right on the forehead as he screamed pathetically.
“I called you up ten minutes ago.” Sua sniffed, tugging down the rest of the sweater vest onto her collar shirt, squinting at it judgmentally. Ivan pouted, tossing the pillow back onto her lap.
“Your kind, charitable, lovely Ivan offers you help in your time of need— and you won’t let him have breakfast first?”
“You take literally three minutes to inhale down that oatmeal mess. It's practically air to you…Staring at photos of him again?”
At Sua’s deadpan stare, Ivan gasped as if she had just metaphorically stabbed him in the side, “How could I?” His hand to his mouth, like some posh maiden, “I was texting him instead~”.
On cue he pulled out his phone, showcasing the various texts of Till.
It ranged from long paragraphs of ‘coping about this crush’ in the most delusional way (reminds Sua she should unblock him when he gets normal again) to the wettest cat gifs. A hint of sympathy almost slid her way into her heart at the sight of the tiny crying cat on the screen if it wasn’t for Ivan’s beaming toothy smile.
“I still don’t understand you. Why him?”
He lovingly sighs, pulling up an edited selfie of Till’s eyeliner-soaked face with the caption; “my angel…broken!!!!”. There’s even a goddamn devil horns filter over it.
“He makes me laugh…”
Once again Sua prays for the poor man. Not Ivan, of course, he’s a lost cause.
“Did you actually do what I asked then?”
“The favour I do for my dear sister-“ another slap of her pillow on his face, “c’mon, I didn’t just text Till the whole time- don’t say it.”
Sua’s words, “useless-“, die easily on her tongue, before she just steals Ivan’s phone with little resistance. She scrolls up to recent DM’s, immediately honing in on the pink-bunny profile picture, reading at a speed Ivan even whistled in awe at.
Private Messages
Mimirizi & Navi
9:32am
Mimirizi: IM SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSS
Mimirizi: think my heart is exploding
Mimirizi: EXCITEEDDDD TO SEE HERRR
Mimirizi: IVAN CAN U BELIEVE IT
Navi: seeing my sister girlfail her whole morning
Navi: and for the straight 2 days before
Navi: yes I believe you are going on a date ^^
Mimirizi: SHE EVEN BOUGHT US THE TICKETS
Mimirizi: SHES SUCHHH A GENTLEMAN gentlewoman? SUAVE LIKE LIKE BUTTER
Navi: smooth like butter
Mimirizi: BTS liker 🫵
Navi: :(( but its a classic
Navi: anyways
Navi: i didnt come to just watch u gay panic out
Mimirizi: u didnt????
Mimirizi: Σ('◉⌓◉’)
Navi: whats ur type
Mimirizi: uh
Mimirizi: O+
Mimirizi: plz dont take my blood let me kiss sua once first
Mimirizi: CAN I KISS HER NOW RIGHT
Navi: type in people
Mimirizi: OH
Mimirizi: Sua ^^
Navi: (・-・)
Mimirizi: (*゚▽゚*)
Navi: (¬_¬)
Mimirizi: (>人<;)
Navi: (c" ತ,_ತ)
Mimirizi: WHATTTTT
Navi: oml
Navi: what am I everyone’s one-man advice machine
Navi: Everyone came to me for their crushes and stuff!!!
Navi: I should get paid for this
Mimirizi: oh ya ivan!!!
Mimirizi: Till released a new song cover on his anonymous alt ^^^
Mimirizi: he’s embarrassed over it apparently so its not his main
Mimirizi: I’ll send a link
Navi: this is why you are my best friend
Mimirizi: AWEEE BESTIE
Navi: so WHAT is ur type
Navi: in like…fashion style
Navi: that is more helpful here
Mimirizi: fashion style? Hmmm i guess gyaru-ish or like streetwear clothes!!! I love wearing plenty of trinkets and bling too
Navi: WHAT WOULD YOU WANT SEE SUA WEARING
Mimirizi: oh
Mimirizi: OHHHHH
Mimirizi: look sua is perfect in anything she wears shes like a walking angel
Navi: yeah fallen angel
Mimirizi: (*☻-☻*)
Navi: what what did i say
Mimirizi: :) anyhow
Mimirizi: dont tell her this its embarrassingggggg wjdhjwhdw
Mimirizi: but i HAVE a whole pinterest board
[link to SUAAASJWJWJWWJWJ.board]
Mimirizi: SHE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN SO MUCH STUFF
Navi: wowwwww
Mimirizi: I need her. badly.
Navi: wowwwwwwwwwwwww
Leaning over, hovering above Sua, Ivan squints at the steam rising from his sister’s head. He couldn’t comprehend how hot red someone could get before passing out, but his sister and him are both freaks by nature. Wouldn’t put it past them.
He easily tugged the phone out of her hand, switching to the said Pinterest board - currently with 123 pins, seriously Mizi - and humming absentmindedly at all the choices. From the most lavish pearled dresses (no way they are affording that, let alone for a movie date), to cosplay models, Ivan finally settled on an outfit that looked the most manageable.
“Now, now,” Ivan shook the phone’s image in front of her face like a taunting dog treat, “will you let me help you with your outfit like a good baby brother I am, or will your brain actually melt away for good?”
It did take a couple more seconds, Ivan counted to ten in fact, until Sua frantically nodded. She threw her makeup bag at him, already sprinting back to her closet to pick garments similar to the board.
“Make me beautiful,” Sua announced, determination flaming in her voice. “And I will unblock Till and send him an ‘am I gay’ test.”
With a practised hand, Ivan took up the blush stick and grinned.
“Yes ma’am”
Private Messages
Starsua & Mimirizi
11:05am
Mimirizi: SUAAA!!! I'm off the train now!!
Mimirizi: waiting in front of the station
Mimirizi: CANT WAIT TO SEE U AKSJSUWU <3
Starsua: one more stop to go <3
Mimirizi: YESYEYEYES
Mimirizi: when i see u i swear i will EXPLODE
Mimirizi: its been too long!!!!
Mimirizi: 5 days without my irl sua fix…plz i am starving….
Mimirizi: are u here yet my bbg
Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
Mimirizi: SUAAAAAAA
…
Just as Mizi contemplated on either sending a crying dog gif or threatening Ivan to give her Sua’s share-my-location, she squeaked as familiar hands from behind cupped her eyes. Immediately Mizi feels her heart do that somersault as she tilts her glowing eyes up to match Sua’s violet eyes.
“Mizi~” Sua smiled softly.
“Sua!” Mizi shot her hands up, gently holding her new girlfriend by the neck.
The pair giggle themselves pink, just calling one another’s names in each other’s arms, as passerbys stare at this little shoujo bubble they happily entrapped themselves in. They were on a bench in the most public square in the city. Some quietly aww’ed and some sped past and cringed, the consensus is; ‘Ah. That couple.’
When they finally let go of one another, Mizi and Sua squealed once again in unison; their eyes tracing over the other’s outfit.
Mizi was wearing a well-loved varsity jacket, with homemade patches she made herself sewn in; a pink-blue gradient jellyfish, some pale stars and a newly added black cat with purple eyes right on the left sleeve. A ripped jean mini-skirt, hazel left warmers and the familiar, cutesy clips in her curling hair. Sua’s eyes however lingered at her top. Peach-coloured yet cropped, revealing not only her waist but a full view of her chest; Sua’s hands automatically pressed themselves into prayer as she thanked some higher power for the hottest girlfriend ever. Boobs…
Mizi too wasn’t doing a good job holding it together, her own eyes instead clicking back and forth over her girlfriend. Little pearl earrings matched with a white bow, neat in her hair (Mizi wondered if she could mess it up— begone that thought!) with a puffy grey undershirt underneath. She visibly gasped at the ribbon dress Sua layered on top of it, flowy as it reached her thighs— wait her thighs. Mizi looked up and down, twirling around Sua, eyes bulging out at the pretty dress, to the bare skin of her legs, to the lip gloss making her lips sparkle- wanting her to just lean right in and…
Immediately the pair put their hands up to halt the other.
“I’m going to die.”
They blush and mumble in unison, matching their decaying brain cells instantly.
Definitely that one idiot couple.
…
…
Mizi was on cloud nine, fighting the urge to scream her flustered thoughts into the void by spam texting her private Twitter account about her date— as she held hands with Sua, waiting to exchange for their physical movie ticket. She silently saluted all her oomfs that patiently let her ramble on her account before. They would be proud, seriously, that she scored Sua. That or the fact her ‘dense ass’ finally realised her feelings (Hyuna’s words, not hers!).
Sua was attempting, by pure force of mind, for her hand to stop sweating. It must be too much, it isn’t even hot so she couldn’t blame it on that, oh my god does Mizi hate it- she must hate feeling soggy, yet she’s still holding her hand! Does Mizi like her being wet- WHAT WAS THAT THOUGHT.
On the outside she is smoothly deadpan, holding up her phone and picking up the tickets with a demure nod.
The pair finally made their way inside the cinema, mechanically holding one another’s hands down the aisles. Their seats were right towards the middle. The best seats, being not too close to see nothing but the actor’s nose hair but not too far back that Mizi had to squint despite her thick-rimmed glasses. It was perfect to Sua’s calculations as she bought the seats when the cinema’s website refreshed them for the new week.
The ads played above them, as the pair started to softly chat, giggling in each other’s world.
“I’m so excited, I can’t believe you booked the tickets for this film! I have been a fan of the series for years now.” Mizi mused
“Of course. I would do anything for you after all.”
“To be honest I was surprised! I thought you hated gory horror movies after you vomited that one time with Ivan.”
“Gore”
“Yep! Maybe since we are together, our minds are melding and we have become one…that we share the same tastes now!”
Sua gave a shaky thumbs-up, just as the opening credits started to roll in. Mizi in turn gushed into her hands, literally kicking her feet. To the black-haired girl’s growing demise, the first scene literally had a man’s head blown up— EXPLODED — that Sua had to grip Mizi’s hand and the seat handle for dear life.
Sua is strong. She is a strong, independent, intelligent woman. Sua can watch this one film, this one 2-hour film. About exploding heads apparently.
Sua is a strong, independent, intelligent-
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…
To her flushed delight, Mizi felt Sua worm closer to her; her head now fully against her shoulder. All Mizi could focus on was the black strands tickling her cheek. She quietly giggled, patting her girlfriend’s head trying to soothe her just as the killer cleaved the woman’s head in two on screen. Mizi turned pink again just as the movie blood splattered onto the floor.
Mizi held her closer; her other hand around Sua’s waist now, letting Sua lean in and easily into her embrace.
Sua hates being scared yet here she is! Watching with me, holding onto me! She’s so cute…
Mizi however failed to look down and see her girlfriend’s face.
Sua was very much unconscious.
She simply sunk closer and closer into Mizi, feeling her soul ascend up to match the film’s horrendous screaming.
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…
Mizi was near tears apologising to Sua, wrapping her arms around and dragging the shorter girl into her body.
It felt nice to be hugged like that as if Mizi was protecting her, kinda- not really, but Sua appreciated the attempt. They were outside the cinema now, where Sua was just in the bathrooms trying her best to balance out her shaky heart— the film now totally just a very prominent memory.
Mizi wailed, “I’m so so so so so sorry, Sua…”
The other girl shook her head; despite the strands of hair stuck to her sweaty forehead and her husk of a face, as if a ghost had sucked her right down to the cheekbones.
“It’s alright, really. I read up on all the content warnings and the reviews, and readied myself for this…Seeing horror visually is..just very different from the written form. I don’t mind it”
“Still!” Mizi sniffed.
“I knew how much you wanted to watch it, your happiness is my happiness. So I don’t mind it.” She attempted to comfort her. Her face was just a centimetre away from Mizi’s chest, so genuinely Sua kinda didn’t mind it now…
“Let me do something for you! What can help soothe you?”
With those earnest eyes on her, Sua’s words left her before her brain could properly function and process.
“Kiss me.”
Sua then immediately jumped, shaking her head with blood finally coming back to her face, fighting to make her mind work towards an excuse for her reckless tongue- before Mizi did it for her.
Right there, right by the cinema bathrooms where Sua almost vomited out of lasting fear, where Mizi went red apologising and the two were a mess; Mizi gave a chaste kiss on the lips.
For a first kiss, for them, it was perfect.
Private Messages
Starsua & Navi
4:20pm
Navi: so girlie
Navi: how was it
Starsua: I am not ur girlie
Navi: ITS JUST GOSSIP TALK
Navi: cmonnnm I helped u
Navi: plz let me have this (^_^)
Starsua: it was wonderful
Starsua: she is the most beautiful person I could ever have met
Starsua: she was by my side and everything, she didn’t mind i hated horror films and had my first kiss
Starsua: Mizi is sleeping on my shoulder rn
Starsua: so cute shes drooling a bit tehee
Navi: oh my god how did she change you that badly
Starsua: this train could explode and I would die happy
Navi: dont pull a luka
Navi: also wdym first kiss
Starsua: what
Starsua: its not like i got with others before
Navi: no no i know u cant pull
Starsua: watch it
Starsua: ur lucky i feel enlightened by love now
Navi: do u mean u didnt kiss mizi before????,,
Starsua: ?
Starsua: we just started dating its not like i would suddenly grab her by the neck, kiss and choke her out before even confessing
Navi: strangely specific that i feel called out somehow
Navi: BUT MIZI LITERALLY PROPOSED TO YOU?? IN A PARK???
Navi: AND YOU GUYS DIDNT KISS BEFORE???
Starsua: we did now
Navi: you guys scare me
Starsua: says the one with a crush on Till of all people
Navi: HEY
Navi: HES CUTE!!! AND TALENTED AND KIND AND
Starsua: and the biggest idiot I have ever seen
Starsua: Mizi just showed me his new cover
Starsua: I have to judge your taste for this come on
Navi: ..
Navi: it's a good song?
Starsua: when your boy toy stops trying to serenade my future wife I will only respect you then
Navi: ….
Navi: he's an idiot <3
Starsua: and you two you guys fit one another
Ivan sighed, having to give his sister that one, just nodding his head in agreement even though Sua wasn’t actually there physically to judge him. He was really glad that their date seemed to have gone so well. A+ and flying colours…Is this why Mizi’s discord name was Mimirizi? Does she have rizz?
To congratulate himself, and ignore his sister’s texts that continued to roast him, Ivan switched back to the video he was rewatching for hours now. Ivan once again snorted a bit at the account name, TillDead, really he wasn’t subtle about it at all.
The small following the other managed to gather up on his alt account, dedicated to niche emo and punk covers, all seem astounded too by the new cover. It was a departure from the other songs after all— a love song? Ivan tapped the replay button again.
There on the screen was Till’s body, just below so his head and identity were anonymously cut off. He strummed that white electric guitar of his again, more furiously than any other cover before- then his voice of pure, unadulterated yearning. He sang as Ivan hummed in tune;
I’m in Love with a Girl!
I fell in love once and almost completely
She's in love with the world
But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading
She turns and says, "Are you alright?"
I said, "I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating"
Till was singing his heart out, sweat seen on screen rolling down his neck with his body seemingly getting redder in rising emotion. He’s practically screaming the lyrics as if hoping Mizi could hear it somewhere out there. Ivan sighed.
He really did like them a bit dense…
Sua is usually right after all…
Notes:
Mizi being a horror visuals fanatic (loves cosplaying) VS Sua who is used to horror in writing, NOT visual
Ah to be a teenager, in love and dumb…mizisua my lovelies
Was relistening my old rock playlist and I didn’t realise so much of it was love songs…so that explains the chap title
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Ivantill shenanigans next! I have a vague plan how its gonna go but hm i have to figure out their dynamic for this fic…
Regardless enjoy this fic and hope to see yall soon
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