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Alien staging the Discord Roleplay

Summary:

Navi: let's add aliens who enslave the entire human race, making it an apocalyptic wasteland and keeps all humans as pets that then makes them all sing in a death game competition together

Navi: and they were idols :)

Tillover: are you mentally ok

Alien stage was never real. Instead its the discord roleplay of some highschoolers bored out of their mind. Angst, doomed gays, idols, what won’t these teenagers write?

(AKA. Crack au of alien stage as a discord roleplay in modern highschooler au)

Notes:

This is my chatfic indulgence of the alien stage gang getting to be silly. Pure crack to equal out the alnst angst i write

This is also a shout out to my old high school discord roleplay days, if u dont have one u are likely to be mentally stable

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Chatroom begins (Prologue-1)

Chapter Text

And with her last breath, she managed a shaky grin at her beloved. Blood and tears are intermingled, fresh on her face.

“I love you…Please, keep singing,” the other idol’s eyes shook as she screamed— holding the body of her fellow contestant, her girlfriend. Her eyes dim right as the stage darkens. 

 

The End.

 

If it was not for the fact her phone cost a lifetime of part-time jobs and she needed it to text Sua— Mizi would have screamed, thrown up and thrown her phone across her bedroom in that exact order. Instead, she pushed her pillow to her face, rubbing away the tears and (slight) snot, with her eyes still stuck on the screen. 

 

“What do you mean END!?” Mizi wailed, shaking her phone’s make-belief shoulders back and forth. “Is the author yuriphobic? The other couple lived until the end of the game!” 

 

She flipped back and forth between the light novel’s chapters, literally mourning the weeks-on-end dedication she spent on this work. With misery in her heart, she slid into her messages with Sua.

 


 

Private messages

Starsua & Mimirizi

10:45 pm

 

Mimirizi: IM IN TEARSSSS

Mimirizi: save me pleaseeee 

Mimirizi: i need u suaaaaa 

Mimirizi: throwing up throwing up

 

Starua: who do I need to kill

 

Mimirizi: MY FAV LIGHTNOVEL JUST ENDED

 

Mimirizi: AND THE AUTHOR IS EVILLL

 

Mimirizi: THEY KILLED MY OTP 

 

Starsua: the death game one? 

 

Mimirizi: YAHHHG 

 

Mimirizi: AKBDJWJWJWJ 

 

Mimirizi: they kept the mlm main couple alive…

 

Mimirizi: what is homophobia nowadays…

 

Starsua: I don’t think that is how it works

 

Starsua: besides 

 

Starsua: there was already alot of foreshadowing about the girls…from what u told me 

 

Mimirizi: dont be smartttt right now 

 

Mimirizi: plz comfort me =(

 

Starsua: yes mizi they didn’t deserve to die give me the author’s profile 

 

Starsua: I’ll make them leave the platform

 

Mimirizi: BUT THEY WROTE THE ENDING SO GOODDDDDD

 

Mimirizi: the girls held each other!!! In each other’s arms!!! 

 

Mimirizi: THEY EVEN KISSED THEY ARE CANONISED 

 

Mimirizi: im just sad

 

Mimirizi:  _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

 

Starsua: how abt i cosplay them with you again… 

 

 

Starsua: it wasn’t so bad…last time….

 

Starsua: even in front of cameras…

 

Mimirizi: SUAAAA

 

Mimirizi: no no as much as YOU COSPLAY SO WELL!!! 

 

Mimirizi: Cutest ever!!! Too bad i couldn’t post them 

 

Mimirizi: I need more 

 

Mimirizi: I 

 

Mimirizi: I NEED TO REWRITE! 

 

Starsua: huh 

 

Mimirizi: I HAVE A GREAT IDEA SUA 

 

Mimirizi: BE READY 

 

Mimirizi: THEY ALL NEED TO BE READY 

 

Starsua: dont text ivan 

 

Starsua: or Till

 

Starsua: or just dont talk to losers like them 

 

Mimirizi: SORRY SUA BUT THIS IS FOR LOVE 

 

Starsua: mizi…

 


 

Private messages 

Starsua & Navi 

11:02 pm

 

Starsua: do not text Mizi back 

 

Starsua: i am watching you 

 

11:05 pm

 

Navi: is that why you’re staring at me at my door rn lol 

 

Starsua: no im just gonna jump you and stuff u back in the closet where you belong 

 

Navi: coming out to you was a mistake 

 

Starsua: being gay is your fault 

 

Navi: fork found in a kitchen 

 

Navi; mind i remind you that you literally are stalking me cause im apparently threatening ur gf 

 

Starsua: mizi is not my gf 

 

Navi: when did i say mizi :) 

 

Starsua: Just dont text her 

 

Navi: too late 

 

Starsua: count your days.

 


 

Mimirizi invited Starsua, Navi and one other person to server 

 

Mimirizi renamed server ‘PLZ PLZ PLZ ROLEPLAY’ 

 

PLZ PLZ ROLEPLAY 

11:25pm 

 

Mimirizi: HELLO I HAVE COME PLEADING AND BEGGING 

 

Mimirizi: LETS REVIVE ROLEPLAYING 

 

Navi: ehehehe 

 

Tillover: role playing? Like acting as characters? 

 

Starsua: no duh idiot 

 

Tillover: what did I do????? 

 

Navi: me and mizi chatted 

 

Navi: and we both came to the realisation that fanfic as escapism from media that hurts us isn't enough

 

Mimirizi: SO WE SHOULD ROLEPLAY!!! 

 

Mimirizi: sway all my mourning and grief awayyy

 

Mimirizi: with the power of friendship! 

 

Mimirizi: fanfic…together! Roleplay! 

 

Starsua: hmm…i’m not sure

 

Starsua: i seen it before but never did it myself 

 

Tillover: i'm not really good with words…

 

Tillover: i don’t read as much as u two do 

 

Navi: come on till

 

Navi: Don't you wanna chat with me? 

 

Navi: :) 

 

Tillover: k

 

Starsua: HA 

 

Mimirizi: pleaseeee 

 

Mimirizi: i already have the premise!! 

 

Mimirizi: we are idols in a death game

 

Mimirizi: forced to sing against one another 

 

Mimirizi: AND DOOMED ROMANCE! 

 

Starsua: romance? 

 

Starsua: ok mizi when do we start 

 

Navi: wow this girl was just cursing me out earlier…

 

Navi: easy much? 

 

Starsua: i will unplug ur router 

 

Tillover: eh…that sounds like horror

 

Tillover: not a bit fan of like scary shit 

 

Tillover: is it like all psychological too? 

 

Mimirizi: its just a premise!!! We can totally change the genres and plot points a bit!! 

 

Mimirizi: i need this to mourn and celebrate the best light novel in our generation 

 

Mimirizi: broke my heart…terribly..

 

Tillover: andbjww ok ok mizi 

 

Tillover: for u ofc

 

Tillover: maybe…we can add something sci fi related? 

 

Tillover: been watching old gundam animes alot 

 

Starsua: not a bad idea…it would be a fresh idea from ur lightnovel mizi 

 

Mimirizi: true true…how to add it in tho 

 

Navi: let's add aliens who enslave the entire human race, making it an apocalyptic wasteland and keeps all humans as pets that then makes them all sing in a death game competition together 

 

Navi: and they were idols :) 

 

Tillover: are you mentally ok 

 

Navi: such kind words till 

 

Mimirizi: I LOVE THAT KYAHHHH 

 

Mimirizi: I KNEW U GOT MY VIBES IVAN!!!

 

Mimirizi: our brain cells are so aligned!!! 

 

Navi: transferring all of them to u rn <3 

 

Mimirizi: yay <3

 

Starsua: the premise is fine

 

Starsua: its lacking the doomed romance part 

 

Starsua: hbu they spend their childhoods together training for stage by each other's side before they die against each other on stage

 

Starsua: tragic right

 

Mimirizi: I could kiss you rn 

 

Starsua: what 

 

Mimirizi: UR SO GOOD AT WRITING YOU TWO OMG i knew this was a great idea!! 

 

Tillover: hmmm 

 

Navi: hbu till? 

 

Tillover: i do like the concept…I wanna design the aliens already…

 

Tillover: i feel my hands itching to draw 

 

Navi: you said u wanted a new thing to fixate over for ur art didnt u 

 

Tillover: yeah…

 

Tillover: alright im down 

 

Tillover: with this alien stage thing 

 

Mimirizi: UR SO SMART TILL

 

Tillover: WHAT 

 

Mimirizi: ALIEN STAGE!! 

 

Mimirizi: let's call the roleplay that!! 

 

Mimirizi renamed server ‘Alien Stage’ 

Alien Stage

 

Navi: straightforward enough^^ 

 

Starsua: so we have the idea set 

 

Starsua: as much as I like to chat abt this mizi

 

Starsua: its a school night 

 

Tillover: fuck

 

Tillover: I have club… in the morning 

 

Navi: goodnight till :) 

 

Tillover: night 

 

Tillover went offline 

 

Mimirizi: Ok!!!

 

Mimirizi: gn everyone!!! We will talk more tomorrow!!

 

Mimirizi: Till!! I will be yapping your ear off abt this in class tomorrow!!

 

Mimirizi: see you all!!! 

 

Mimirizi went offline 

 

Starsua:…

 

Starsua: I wish I transferred schools 

 

Navi: but u wouldn't been with me ur beloved little brother :)) 

 

Starsua: and there goes ur wifi 

 

Navi: I have data sua :) 

 

Starsua: there goes ur phone

 

Navi: wait no dont come into my room 

 

Starsua went offline 

 

Navi went offline 

 


 

 

Chapter 2: Making a Stage (Prologue-2)

Summary:

Mizi and Till go to school like normal students and meet a certain music club president. The ideas for alien stage grow with character creation on the mind.

Notes:

Wrote this at like 1am we ball

Minor tw for a suicide/kys joke at the start of the Alien Stage server conversation (its just silly mentions dw)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private messages 

Tillover & Mimirizi 

8:30am  

 

Mimirizi: TILL 

 

Mimirizi: TILLL 

 

Mimirizi:  ALIEN STAGE

 

Tillover: im still at club 

 

Tillover: can u chill for one minute 

 

Mimirizi: are u rlly asking me that 

 

Tillover: hn

 

Tillover: fine come over 

 

Mimirizi: YAAHHHHH 

 

Tillover: President is here btw so like

 

Tillover: don't be weird

 

Mimirizi: ohhhhh president of THE music club???  

 

Mimirizi: one of the legends???

 

Mimirizi: defeated a whole gang of punks from interstate with one song? Seduced all the girls to have the ONLY fanclub in school? 

 

Mimirizi: THAT PRESIDENT?? 

 

Mimirizi: \(//∇//)\

 

Mimirizi: sprinting at ur coordinates rn!!! 

 

Tillover: wait mizi

 

Mimirizi went offline

 

Tillover: omg 

 


Till scratched his head, biting at his lip at Mizi’s final message. The guitar in his hand felt heavier than usual now. The music club room was empty now, just being the two of them. Usually, he preferred the quietness, it made the room rebound notes better. And maybe hanging with the president alone was cool. Which is now working against his favour. 

 

He glanced up at the president, who blinked innocently before daring to wink at him.

 

“Please don’t seduce my friend” Till murmured half-heartedly, “I need this” 

 

The president clicked the lollipop in her mouth, “Are they cute?” 

 

He collapsed into his arms, wrapping around his guitar,

“Unfortunately.” 

 


 

Private Messages 

Mimirizi & Navi 

8:38am

 

Mimirizi: remember when I told u i may be bi 

 

Navi: ya 

 

Mimirizi: ditch that thought in a blender

 

Mimirizi: women are so hot 

 

Mimirizi: Till was gatekeeping HER from ME  

 

Navi: I am glad at your lesbian freakout in my dm’s mizi

 

Navi: be who u are for ur pride 

 

Navi: but wdym Till knows a hot woman 

 

Navi: mizi

 

Navi: mizi

 

Navi: mizi 

 

Navi: you useless gay 

 

Navi: MIZI 

 


At that point, Mizi shoved her phone entirely into Till’s hands, who grappled with it awkwardly, as she shyly snuck up to the president.

 

“Hyuna senior…” she twirled the strand of her hair, giddy at her, “I didn’t know you were this close to Till…”

 

Hyuna, 3rd year and very much the coolest person both Mizi and Till knew concentrated and combined, chuckled in that hearty warm tone of hers. Mizi fluttered her eyelashes behind her glasses. 

 

“Mizi, right? Till told me you were coming” she grinned, putting down the music sheets in her hand. “The cute one” 

 

“Cute?!” Mizi giggled.

 

Till stared at the corner of Mizi’s phone. What a right angle. Great corner. Mizi had a pretty pink cover, with a rabbit design and everything- wait is that Ivan she’s texting? 

 

“Yep, a cute junior.” Hyuna laughed along, coming closer to Mizi’s inhaled breath, to just pat her shoulder. “However…something about your face reminds me…” 

 

Her finger went to pull up at Mizi’s chin as the other girl squealed (seriously Mizi) in reply. She peered closer, focusing on something intently, Mizi had a half mind to pucker her lips. Something stopped her though, a nagging and vague feeling in the back of her mind.

 

Then suddenly, instead of Hyuna’s watching eyes, was Till’s quivering, red smile. Like a frog who pulled out all his teeth. 

 

“We will be late to class Mizi. Let’s go.” He grits out, pulling at Mizi’s sleeve until she blinks. Mizi in turn nods furiously, taking Till by the hand to his abrupt squeak. 

 

“Yes! Class! That! Not the most gorgeous woman ever hahah what, BYE” She pulled Till easily along, with Till looking at the ceiling as if it was space itself and he was losing oxygen happily. 

 

Hyuna huffed with a smile at the departure of the two. 

“Hm…I do know that face after all.” She murmurs.

 


 

Private messages

Tillover & Navi 

9:05am 

 

Navi: Till! Good morning 

 

Navi: i was wondering if Mizi said anything about well

 

Navi: an attractive woman you know! 

 

Navi: May I ask what’s happening :) 

 

Tillover: are you gonna fall for her too 

 

Navi: what 

 

Tillover: plz I can't take another rambling abt how hot my president is 

 

Tillover: just CAUSE her voice is super cool alto and she has that aura u know 

 

Tillover: doesn’t mean all my friends can fall in love with her 

 

Navi: we are friends? 

 

Tillover: omfg 

 

Tillover: whatever 

 

Tillover: i'm on a sinking ship for years now…

 

Navi: till? 

 

Navi: .

 

Navi: is everyone gonna ghost me :(((

 


 

“Are you done” Till sighs, picking at his lunch with his fork. His stomach was honestly in knots, but he swallowed down the last bits of his egg at least. His mom worried the last time he didn’t clear his lunch. 

 

“Okay yes. Hyuna is hot. That's it.” Mizi giggled, holding her face between her hands. She even sighed, like a pining shoujo protagonist. Till considered tossing a cherry tomato at her face, to see if she would even notice. 

 

Till regardless shakes his head. He can’t stay mad. Maybe salty, but not mad. 

“Okay, well…I wanted to show you something I scribbled—“ 

 

“I don’t wanna have another portrait of myself Till! I don’t have any more space in my room” 

 

His face turns red again. He does that a lot, Mizi notes as she sucks on her juice box. 

“IT'S NOT THAT. ALIEN STAGE.”

 

He thrust his notebook at her.

 

“ALIEN STAGE!!” She grabbed the book, eyes shining at the drawings there. “Is that us?!”

 

Till shrugged, “I don’t get it entirely, but like…It's like the characters are us since we are roleplaying and all. I was just you know…drawing it out and…” 

 

“I need. To show. Chat. Now.” Mizi’s eyes honed in on the sketch of Sua in particular. “Till I will literally die for you.” 

 

Till sighs,

“Please just say thanks like a normal person…”

 


 

Alien Stage 

1:15pm

 

Mimirizi: [Photo of Till’s notebook. Drawings of the group in various idol-like outfits, surrounded by aliens on stage. Red flowers. Chokers around their necks

 

Mimirizi: LOOK AT THIS TILL DREW THIS CHAT WE ARE SO COOKED

 

Mimirizi: THE AMOUNT OF TALENT THIS RP IS GONNA HAVE IS OFF THE CHARTS!!! 

 

Tillover: plz 

 

Tillover: end me 

 

Starsua came online

 

Starsua: pathetic 

 

Starsua: you should say thanks first before u kys 

 

Tillover: why are u so mean to me

 

Starsua: its my love language 

 

Tillover: is it really

 

Mimirizi: Is it really??? 

 

Starsua: my affection towards you mizi surpasses my love language for everyone else

 

Starsua: you are simply beyond others

 

Starsua: my mizi 

 

Mimirizi: omg…

 

Mimirizi: YOU ARE LITERALLY MY BEST GIRL FRIEND SUA

 

Mimirizi: just before till! He has the time advantage after all

 

Mimirizi: my childhood bestie and my current bestie!!!

 

Tillover: I 

 

Starsua: i think we both lost today till

 

Tillover: the zone..

 

Mimirizi: ehh???? 

 

Starsua: anyways 

 

Starsua: those designs are actually well executed

 

Starsua: I like the touches of the chokers in particular. Why is it red? 

 

Tillover: well shrugs 

 

Tillover: gut feeling ig 

 

Tillover: like it’ll be cool if it blinked green or red when they are like- stressed out or not

 

Tillover: and it can be like uh chains? A leash? Idk

 

Starsua: something to keep them in check?

 

Tillover: yah smt like that

 

Mimirizi: I LOVE THAT! 

 

Mimirizi: u drew so many flowers too Till!! Maybe a garden as a setting too? 

 

Tillover: oh those are unrelated i just drew them 

 

Tillover: but sure too

 

Navi came online

 

Navi: Why is everyone talking but not to me :(((

 

Navi: i am lonely, a bleeding heart casted aside

 

Navi: trapped in my black black sorrow

 

Tillover: ugghh

 

Tillover: quit whining

 

Tillover: yes we are friends ofc we are 

 

Tillover: get over urself idiot

 

Navi: :000

 

Navi: ok suicide plan canceled guys 

 

Mimirizi: IVAN READ ABOVE

 

Mimirizi: BANGER TILL ART ^^^^ 

 

Navi: ohmy hod

 

Starsua: *stares* 

 

Starsua: i know what u are 

 

Tillover: its just scribbles guys i literally draw better than this 

 

Mimirizi: put urself down one more time and im slapping ur phone away

 

Mimirizi: out of love 

 

Tillover: okay

 

Navi: the flowers…

 

Navi: these drawings are very good Till beautiful even 

 

Navi: you have a way of capturing emotion ^^

 

Tillover: ok

 

Starsua: hes gonna keep dropping letters at this point 

 

Tillover: k 

 

Mimirizi: aweee so sweet ivan!!

 

Mimirizi: he doesn’t act like it but TILL is bright red!!!

 

Mimirizi: Im sitting right across from him rn!!

 

Navi: proof 

 

Mimirizi: okiii!!! 

 

Navi: <3 

 

Mimirizi: [photo of a flustered-red Till, hand hiding his eyes. A bit of egg was left at the side of his mouth]

 

Tillover: ITS A PINKISH TINGE OKAY 

 

Tillover: NOT RED

 

Tillover: LIKE WATERMELON

 

Tillover: THIS IS A NORMAL BIOLOGICAL REACTION

 

Tillover: I AM JUSTT FLATTERED 

 

Starsua: hm

 


 

Private Messages 

Navi & Starsua

 

Starsua: homosexual putting that as ur lock screen 

 

Starsua: i see u from my seat

 

Navi: homosexual putting Mizi as your home screen ^^

 

Starsua: die 

 

Navi: love u too 

 


 

Alien Stage

3:10pm 

 

Tillover: ANYWAYS.

 

Tillover: i was chatting abt it with mizi and like

 

Tillover: we can just use our names for the characters right

 

Tillover: make it easier to remember 

 

Navi: wouldn’t that be against the point of roleplaying characters? 

 

Navi: would it be self inserts? 

 

Mimirizi: Think about it tho! 

 

Mimrizi: wouldn’t it be cool to pretend they are another alternate us!!! 

 

Mimirizi: in another reality…in an alien society…doomed to die…

 

Mimirizi: but our love is still there…it matters 

 

Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

 

Navi: thats dark 

 

Navi: I love it :) 

 

Mimirizi: YAHHH 

 

Tillover: u two…the same brain cell sometimes…

 

Starsua: well i don't see why not otherwise

 

Starsua: I suppose characterisation now is it? 

 

Mimirizi: Yep yep!! 

 

Mimirizi: Here I made a template for ur characters!!

 

Mimirizi: put ur characters’ age, blood type, height, likes, dislikes, talent

 

Mimirizi: all here!!!

 

Mimirizi: [character template pdf]

 

Starsua: so detailed 

 

Starsua: marvellous job mizi ^^

 

Mimirizi: THX U!!! (o^^o)

 

Tillover: @Navi 

 

Tillover: how tall are u making ur character 

 

Navi: hmm 186cm 

 

Navi: why :) 

 

Tillover: my will be 187 

 

Tillover: cm 

 

Navi: why :( 

 

Navi: do u hate me being taller? 

 

Tillover: you aren't that tall irl dude 

 

Navi: How do u know? We havent met irl before 

 

Tillover: omg fine i will make him shorter 

 

Tillover: put my height then whatever 

 

Navi: u didnt answer my question 

 

Tillover: well

 

Tillover: u give short vibes

 

Navi: short

 

Navi: short vibes 

 

Tillover: ofc 

 

Tillover: vibes u know

 

Tillover: the gut feeling

 

Tillover: like u must be under 170 or smt

 

Tillover: ur like a year younger than sua too right

 

Tillover: short

 

Navi: ur lucky ur cute

 

Tillover: WHAT

 

Starsua: yikes stop 

 

Starsua: ivan is right 

 

Starsua: for once

 

Starsua: some of us havent met irl yet we should meet in person 

 

Starsua: hang out and talk about the rp 

 

Starsua: it’ll be quicker brainstorming that way 

 

Mimirizi: omg!!!! Hangout!!!

 

Mimirizi: I’ll set a calendar event!!!! 

 

Tillover: are we gonna ignore what Ivan said 

 

Starsua: just ignore Ivan as usual till

 

Navi: hey :(( 

 

Tillover: k 

 

Navi: :(((((( 

 


 

Private Messages 

Mimirizi & All-Inuna

 

8:45pm 

 

All-Inuna: Hey ^^ 

 

All-Inuna: Mizi right? 

 

All-Inuna: not a stranger hahah, ur lil old music pres here Hyuna

 

All-Inuna: got ur discord after pestering Till

 

All-Inuna: weird question but

 

All-Inuna: are u by any chance Mirabbit the cosplay account? 

 

Notes:

Tbh i was freeballing this fic and hyuna just tackled her way early into it

Also decided that introducing hyuna and luka will be in the prologue, where everyone basically outlines the schematics of their discord roleplay

Maybe 2 more chapters of prologue until these chapters become self contained

Also everyone is a highschooler in the fic—
Ivan: 16 (hah baby)
Sua, Mizi, Till: 17
Hyuna, Luka: 18

Chapter 3: All-into the chat (Prologue-3)

Summary:

A certain president gets invited into the roleplay server— to the dismay of Sua and Till. Everyone began their character profiles yet one more is yet to join.

Notes:

One more prologue chapter to go…

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messages 

Mimirizi & All-Inuna

8:45pm 

 

All-Inuna: But are u by any chance Mirabbit the cosplay account?

 

Mimirizi: DID TILL DOXX ME 

 

All-Inuna: hahah nah 

 

All-Inuna: he may be a bit dense but he knows basic online safety ^^ 

 

All-Inuna: its just cause I think we met up before! 

 

Mimirizi: met up 

 

Mimirizi: we did today? 

 

All-Inuna: oh not as Mizi and Hyuna 

 

All-Inuna: as Mirabbit and MoFool! 

 

All-Inuna: I’m March-of-Fool~

 

Mimirizi: wa

 

Mimirizi: HWHWHSHWJW HWATTA

 

Mimirizi: MARCH OF FOOOL?!!?

 

Mimirizi: THAT COSPLAYER SERIOUSLT!!?!!??

 

All-Inuna: Here, I’ll show some bts photos ^^

 

All-Inuna: [photos of Hyuna; from makeup being applied, weapon props and other cosplay photos. Mostly crossdressing as male fantasy characters. Her signature wink in every photo]

 

All-Inuna: cool right? 

 

Mimirizi: KYAHHH OMG HI HI 

 

Miimirizi: I CANT BELIEVE I MEET AN OOMFIE IRLLL

 

Mimirizi: I LOVE UR COSPLAYS WJSBJWJW

 

Mimirizi: LIKE UR ALUCARD ONE??? I CANT BELIEVE HOW YOU PULLED OFF HIS COATTTT 

 

All-Inuna: I have talented friends who helped me out^^

 

All-Inuna: I knew I recognised ur face from today 

 

All-Inuna: sorry if this seems so forward hahah

 

All-Inuna: not picking u up (yet)/j 

 

Mimirizi: NO IM. HONOURED 

 

Mimirizi: JWJDJWJWJW

 

All-Inuna: sick! 

 

All-Inuna: I love your cosplays too~ you have great makeup skills! 

 

Mimirizi: omg- ur so cool 

 

All-Inuna: meetup sometime? 

 

Mimirizi: YES ANYWHERE AT SCHOOL PLZ!!

 

Mimirizi: I will RAID ur clubroom!!!! 

 

Mimirizi: I’LL MAKE SURE TILL BRINGS ME!! 

 


 

Till sneezed just as he was about to head to bed. His mom hummed worriedly, telling him to sleep with his stomach covered to prevent catching a cold.

 

Till on the other hand just knew something in the world just went wrong.

 

“Mizi…”

 


 

Private Messages 

Starsua & Tillover

10:54 pm

 

Starsua: mission mizi report now 

Starsua: now 

Starsua: now 

Starsua: don’t ignore me twink 

 

Tillover: are u this mean to everyone 

 

Starsua: I am only moderately mean to u

 

Starsua: as my reluctant friend 

 

Starsua: I would shank everyone else on sight 

 

Starsua: be gracious for my mercy 

 

Tillover: im so special…

 

Tillover: but I have a bad feeling abt smt 

 

Tillover: I think….my club pres is into mizi…

 

Starsua: how did she GET another one 

 

Tillover: TO BE FAIR 

 

Tillover: Hyuna senior is like seriously cool 

 

Tillover: like if I was honest I had this bit of a crush too when she invited me to club 

 

Tillover: her vocals are killer…

 

Starsua: your loyalties to the mizi crush alliance is a lie 

 

Starsua: leave 

 

Tillover: HEY ITS JUST US TWO THE ALLIANCE WOULD BREAK 

 

Starsua: my olive branch to you… crushed 

 

Tillover: IT WAS JUST IDOLISING HER OK 

 

Tillover: besides after I seen her suplex one of her exes 

 

Tillover: I kinda…u know…I want my spine to remain unbroken yes 

 

Starsua: so u want someone else to break ur back k 

 

Tillover: STOP 

 

Starsua: this is ur fault u know ur the one who’s in that club 

 

Starsua: ur the instigator here

 

Tillover: look I expected mizi to fall for her! 

 

Tillover: she has a cool face structure, athletic, bad boy (girl?) energy 

 

Tillover: and like actually forward 

 

Tillover: something neither of us are hahahahah

 

Starsua: speak for urself 

 

Starsua: I can be a bad girl 

 

Tillover: mizi told me u got a 70% on a maths test and cried to her in VC

 

Tillover: total crashout

 

Starsua: silence 

 

Starsua: I aggravated assaulted someone before

 

Starsua: that’s a certified criminal behaviour 

 

Tillover: pushing Ivan down the stairs or tripping him or stealing his phone is NOT assault 

 

Tillover: that’s just ur weirdass Cain instinct 

 

Starsua: our mizi alliance is fading by the day till 

 

Tillover: omfg look 

 

Tillover: the problem is that Hyuna was the one who asked me for mizi’s contact 

 

Starsua: AND U DIDNT QUESTION IT

 

Tillover:…. Look she’s really cool

 

Starsua: traitor 

 

Tillover: crucify me later 

 

Tillover: any hints on how to stop them 

 

Starsua: hmmm

 

Starsua: ok try to be there everywhere they go 

 

Starsua: third wheel as u usually do 

 

Tillover: oi 

 

Starsua: I’ll have to go…to a common enemy for help 

 

Starsua: Ivan….

 

Tillover: nvm I respect ur sacrifice thx u my ally

 

Tillover: but how is that guy meant to help 

 

Starsua: despite how stupid he looks half the time with that smile 

 

Starsua: he’s actually effective 

 

Starsua: at online stalking

 

Tillover: is 

 

Tillover: is that normal 

 

Starsua: he has 5 alt accounts following ur art tumblr 

 

Tillover: what 

 

Starsua: he can definitely find dirt on Hyuna and that can make mizi see her differently 

 

Starsua: then the crush will be gone 

 

Tillover: what acc do I need to block on tumblr sua 

 

Starsua: look think of this as a trade 

 

Starsua: u let Ivan follow u on his main (as I’m sure he would want that)

 

Tillover: ???

 

Starsua: and he gives us said dirt 

 

Starsua: I know how to negotiate with him 

 

Tillover: ughhhh 

 

Tillover: fine it’s not like there’s any problem with him following 

 

Tillover: but like 5 alt accounts?? Not his main??

 

Tillover: does he not like…talking to me or smt 

 

Tillover: I don’t get that guy 

 

Starsua: the only reason we have this alliance is cause I know ur dense af

Tillover: says u coward who never confessed to mizi

 

Starsua: seeing her reply to ur confession with ‘I love u too bestie’ is enough to make me hesitate idiot 

 

Tillover: man…

 

Tillover: anyways yeah ask Ivan and I’ll stick by mizi and hyuna

 

Tillover: this better work… 

 

Starsua: for both our sakes…

 

8:40 am 

 

Tillover: I failed

 

Starsua: are u kidding me 

 

Starsua: useless bisexual 

 


 

Alien Stage 

 

Navi: here’s my character profile ^^ 

 

Navi: imma pin it to chat~

 

8:50 am  

Mimirizi added All-Inuna into chat 

 

Mimirizi: GUESS WHAT CHAT!!

 

Mimirizi: I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER SUPPPERR COOL PERSON!! TO ROLEPLAY!! 

 

Mimirizi: Meet Hyuna!! She’s me and till’s senior 

 

Mimirizi: (o^^o)

 

All-Inuna: hey hey 

 

Starsua: another one? 

 

All-Inuna: ooo a bit of a cold reception? 

 

Starsua: no…just…

 

Mimirizi: SUAAA no no Hyuna is like cool cool!

 

Mimirizi: me and her are already planning our characters together for a little smt ehehee 

 

Mimirizi: she also helped till in making his character!! 

 

Starsua: @tillover explain 

 

Tillover: ….

 

Tillover: she suggested my character have a guitar

 

Tillover: you don’t get how cool that is 

 

Tillover: I’m naming it Freddie 

 

Starsua: eat glass twink 

 

Mimirizi: it’s ok Hyuna!! This is just how we communicate our love and friendship <33

 

All-Inuna: ah yes 

 

All-Inuna: violence as a love language

 

Mimirizi: here’s how we are formatting our character profile btw!! 

 

Mimirizi: 

[Name: Mizi 

Birth date: 0820 

Age: 22

ID: 020205

Body: 162cm/50kg 

Affiliation: 50th Anakt garden 

Likes: Sua, artificial anakt flowers, toothbrush 

Dislikes: vegetables, studying 

Talent: ghost stories]

 

Mimirizi: use the same format!! 

 

All-Inuna: hmmm 

 

All-Inuna: Sua as ur likes? 

 

Mimirizi: my character and sua’s character are like childhood sweethearts in the rp!! 

 

Mimirizi: all according to plan tehee 

 

Starsua: I have mizi as my likes 

 

All-Inuna: hmmm so u guys have ur characters now

 

All-Inuna: kk lemme make mine soon

 

All-Inuna: I can lead a rebellion right mizi ^^

 

Starsua: a what 

 

Mimirizi: YAHHH it’ll be a beacon of hope as a plot point!!

 

All-Inuna: maybe I can save ur character at the moment of death 

 

All-Inuna: like ur the damsel in distress and im ur prince lol

 

Mimirizi: KYAHHHHHH AKSNWJJW

 

Starsua: hm 

 

Tillover: o 

 

All-Inuna: pleasure to meet everyone here btw 

 

All-Inuna: let’s have some fun~~

 

Mimirizi: lesgooooooo!!!!

 

Tillover: yep 

 

Starsua: yes 

 

Tillover: woo

 

Starsua: excited  


Mimirizi: ehhh

Mimirizi: am I missing out on smt here?? :((

 


 

Ivan scrolled past his last texts with Sua, and the Alien stage server with a raised eyebrow. This Hyuna was drastically changing the mood. Sua even bothered texting him with a full-on paragraph emphasising the need to get something of this senior of theirs. Any gossip, rumours, the need for blackmail material. Usually Ivan would have grinned in his older sister’s face, where she would either slap a pillow into his face or sulk in her room.

But when TILL was the one to approach him first in dms…sending him a direct link to his tumblr as that golden invitation of seeing all his art transparently and in his direct sight?! He even texted the littlest ‘plz’; that Ivan screenshotted before Till deletes it or Ivan explodes to bits. The text version of puppy eyes got to him.

Ivan immediately went on his laptop when he entered his bedroom, tapping away to scourge up anything about Hyuna. Scrolling past her discord profile, then her links, oh she cosplays? Her instagram…A big dungeon and dragons fanatic too, crossdressing occasionally, seriously how did Mizi know-

Then right there, on Hyuna’s cosplay account, Ivan was ‘mutuals’ with that guy. Skating his eyes over the posts again, that same guy commented on each post with no reply back— not even a heart or anything from Hyuna. Consistent commenting from pure desperation.

 

Ivan so gently put his face into his hands. Why are people older than him so stupid?

 


 

Private Messages 

Navi & Luka

4:55 pm

 

Navi: are you STILL commenting on ur ex’s posts

 

Navi: you have issues 

 

Navi: even I admit ur behaviour is pathetic and it’s coming from me 

 

Navi: stop yapping u are yapping nothing king 

 

Navi: big issues 

 

Navi: how are u my senior 

 

5:30 pm 

 

Luka: she can fix me 

 

Navi: :/

 

Navi: u need a whole ass construction team

 

Notes:

Hi chat im back— got busy with art deadlines so i couldn’t write as much as I wanted. Im sorry luka ur getting sidelined until next chapter with all ur drama

Thank you for the support??? I was literally making a silly idea and yall commented such nice things?? The crack comes for all of us

Anyways hopefully next chapter comes out this weekend or next week

Plz lmk ur thoughts and anything else silly

Chapter 4: Take me back (Prologue-end)

Summary:

Ivan’s blackmail ‘stalking’ leads him to his school council President and his whole ex situationship. The Alien Stage server is caught in THEIR drama but regardless the cast is assembled and the stage must go on!

Notes:

Hi chat. I have nothing to say for myself. Wiege came out and shot me in the back alley and I was recovering from my grief. Also uni started again for me lol. Once again thank you for all the support??? Why is so many ppl reading my crack fic???

Anyways the gang is all here!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messages 

Navi & Luka

 

4:55 pm

 

Navi: u need a whole ass construction team 

 

Luka: im exposing your reddit account to your sister 

 

Navi: bro??? Shes on the same subreddit as me 

 

Navi: i have all the dirt on you dear senior <3 

 

Luka: ah my bad i forgot u two are on r/gay 

 

Navi: kettle calling the teapot black.

 

Luka: im not gay 

 

Navi: diversity loss. Our school pres is not gay

 

Navi: they should cancel you for being desperate and homophobic 

 

Luka: im not homophobic 

 

Luka: im hyunasexual 

 

Navi: ah so desperate desperate…

 

Luka: Did I stutter? 

 

Luka: what do you want 

 

Navi: dear senior of the kindest soul and heart~

 

Navi: hear me out

 

Luka: im not fake dating u to make ur boytoy jealous 

 

Navi:?????? 

 

Navi: unprompted???

 

Navi: no 

 

Navi: im straightforward!! I dont need to lie 

 

Navi: no boytoy what 

 

Luka: u arent straight even 

 

Navi: FINE I GUESS IM NOT GIVING U A CHANCE FOR UR EX

 

Luka: you are very straight and straightforward and heterosexual and attractive 

 

Luka: give me the chance now 

 

Navi: 凸^-^凸

 

Luka: …

 

Luka: please 

 

Navi: ok so 

 

Navi: my sis’s situationship invited hyuna to our new roleplay server 

 

Navi: and sua is insistent that hyuna is hitting on her 

 

Luka: is she 

 

Navi: idk dude u dated her 

 

Luka: she blocked me 

 

Navi: deserved 

 

Navi: anyways sua is bribing me to bribe you to step in as a third wheel in our rp server 

 

Navi: u get to chat hyuna up again 

 

Navi: u probably have to actually rp tho to like keep up the facade 

 

Luka: rp? 

 

Navi: oh lord 

 

Navi: like acting but in text form 

 

Luka: how is that acting? You can’t see each other through text 

 

Luka: are we sending videos to each other 

 

Luka: might as well have a zoom meeting

 

Navi: my god FINE 

 

Navi: if i wasn’t ur sweet junior i would leave u to rot 

 

Navi: i'm coming over and explain

 

Luka: keep being sarcastic and I’ll kick you out of running for next student pres 

 

Navi: homophobic 

 

Luka: ok 

 

Luka: im in the council room 

 

Navi: i’ll be there in 5 

 


 

Luka tapped the pen against his chin, adjusting his glasses to stare deadpan at the makeshift powerpoint Ivan made. It wasn’t even made with one of those pre-made templates. Stark white with the bare minimum Arial black text; ‘Roleplay for Dummies 101’.

 

“So you play a character and text as if that character, see here; Ivan exclaimed, ‘Black Black Sorrow’. Like writing a book but collaborative.” Ivan swatted at the projection screen. 

 

The final other student to leave, the secretary, gave them a side eye, was this how the council was using their resources? Whatever he wasn’t paid for free student volunteer work. Marty left. Keeping his peace. 

 

“And the premise is that everyone is in a death game idol competition with aliens. In Discord. Understand?” 

 

The blonde looked up at his junior, unblinking. A whole world turned and exploded behind those eyes, then Eureka. 

“So its not bdsm ?” 

 

Ivan solemnly shakes his head, 

“No.” 

 



Private Messages 

Navi & Starsua

 

5:30 pm

 

Starsua: if u are dead text L 

 

Starsua: if u are late text W 

 

Navi: Im helping you

 

Navi: treat me better 

 

Starsua: do u want me to tell mom ur NOT having dinner then 

 

Navi: texting mizi ur reddit backlog now <3

 

Starsua: fine i’ll package the leftovers 

 

Navi: :)) 

 

Navi: I got Luka on board 

 

Starsua: him? Really? 

 

Navi: i thought you guys were on good terms? 

 

Navi: u helped during his campaign 

 

Starsua: no…its just that he seemed too perfect…

 

Starsua: scarily so 

 

Starsua: so the fact hes the ex that ‘fumbled’ is…

 

Navi: hilarious right 

 

Starsua: mmm 

 

Navi: u gotta help me tho like chill the chat

 

Navi: so hyuna wont leave seeing her ex 

 

Starsua: its that bad? 

 

Navi: she blocked him 

 

Navi: everywhere 

 

Navi: he made a new insta account to comment on her posts 

 

Starsua: why are we the ones stuck in their situationship 

 

Navi: i think we been stuck every since I saw Luka kiss a picture of Hyuna on his laptop 

 

Starsua: if im ever that cringe put me out of my misery 

 

Navi: oh yeah with mizi

 

Navi: so now? 

 

Starsua: i'm gonna gaslight Till to thinking hes 100% straight 

 

Navi: hes not straight?  

 

Navi: is is he bi? 

 

Navi: i have a chance? 

 

Starsua: yikes

 

Navi: :(((( 

 


 

Alien Stage 

 

8:45am

 

Navi added Luka to server 

 

Navi: morning :) 

 

Navi: I invited my school pres!! He’s interested in writing so he would be an awesome roleplayer

 

Navi: i know its last minute but I helped him make his character!!

 

Navi: [Luka.character pdf]

 

Mimirizi: OHHHH??? OMG HI HI 

 

Mimirizi: hes the pres of ur school???

 

Starsua: ivan and I help the council occasionally 

 

Starsua: so we are acquainted ^^

 

Luka: i am here to be an awesome roleplayer 

 

Luka: Luka: hi 

 

Mimirizi: wait…

 

Mimirizi: ur username and character name are the same!!! 

 

Mimirizi: u should change to a nickname here!! 

 

Luka: sounds counterproductive 

 

Luka: everything i say is what I would say 

 

Mimirizi: you would be like your character???

 

Mimirizi: the prince…of alien stage???

 

Luka: thats what women like right 

 

Navi: HES A GOOD METHOD ROLEPLAYER 

 

Navi: acts just like his character!!!

 

Starsua: um yes

 

Starsua: hes very dedicated to roles hes given 

 

Starsua: i do agree with mizi abt the nickname 

 

Luka: i dont need one 

 

Navi: deal with it ^^

 

Navi changed Luka’s name to RulerHeart

 

RulerHeart: My heart is not a ruler

 

Navi: meant to be…related to ur character’s gary sue princesona…

 

RulerHeart: ok 

 

All-Inuna: hi chat!! Why so busy~

 

All-Inuna: ah 

 

All-Inuna went offline

 

Tillover came online 

 

Tillover: chat why did hyuna just throw her phone across the club room 

 

Mimirizi: EHH hyuna???? Did??? What??? 

 

Tillover: its not broken?? I think???

 

Starsua: …..this is not gonna work is it 

 

Tillover: ???

 

Navi: sigh

 

Navi: hyuna and new member luka are exes

 

Mimirizi: HOW DID LUKA FUMBLE?!??!

 

Tillover: how the hell did bro fumble that bad?? 

 

Starsua: @RulerHeart take responsibility and explain 

 

RulerHeart: you fistfight her brother one time 

 

Mimirizi: WHAT

 

Navi: you fought someone?????????

 

Starsua: with those arms? 

 

Navi: . 

 

Navi: you know hyuna didnt leave the server yet 

 

Navi: win 

 

Starsua: ivan….

 

RulerHeart replied to ‘Navi: you know hyuna didnt leave the server yet’: see 

 

RulerHeart: i still have a chance

 

RulerHeart: i am a rizzler like the kids say 

 

Navi: YOU ARE 18 YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD TO NOT UNDERSTAND RIZZLER IS CURSED 

 

Mimirizi: im scared 

 

Starsua: same but i’ll protect you mizi 

 

Tillover: guys 

 

Tillover: her phone screen cracked

 

Mimirizi: I 

 

Mimirizi: this is truly our alien stage…

 

RulerHeart: preach girl

 

Navi: STOP

 

Starsua: STOP 

 


 

Till watched the rest of the chat ramble, as if the text version of cat and mouse was going on. Gen Z words that even Till can’t comprehend were spewed out. 

 

He instead glanced at Hyuna, her head in her hands, with the longest sigh he heard from any one person coming from her mouth. Till coughed awkwardly.

 

“You guys are like exes?” 

 

“We are worse than that.” Hyuna mutters, swatting the air absentmindedly as if shooing away any lingering thoughts. “Ex Childhood sweethearts.” 

 

“Wow…You're gonna leave the server?” 

 

“…No.”

 

Till stared at her confidence with a confused blink of his eyes. Hyuna snorted at her junior.

 

“Uhh why-“ 

 

Immediately a grin grew on Hyuna’s face, that her usually relaxed one turned downright devious here. It had her teeth showing, with her hood up over painting a scheming shadow over her face. Till immediately knew that the chat was gonna be the war zone for these two’s situationship. A war Hyuna was going to win. 

 


 

Alien Stage 

11:55am 

 

All-Inuna: hi yall I gotta apologise 

 

All-Inuna: accidentally let my phone hit a doorway before so im texting on my laptop rn 

 

All-Inuna: me and Till chatted and i wanna stay in the rp! No relationship is gonna hold me down~

 

Mimirizi: HYUNAAAAA  ε-(´∀`; )

 

All-Inuna: no worries mizi!!

 

RulerHeart: so we do have a relationship 

 

All-Inuna replied to ‘RulerHeart: you fistfight her brother one time’: no 

 

RulerHeart: 🥺

 

All-Inuna: no 

 

RulerHeart: plz my pretty princess 

 

RulerHeart: my queen 

 

RulerHeart: ruler of my heart

 

All-Inuna: no 🙂

 

Navi: AITA reddit ass relationship 

 

All-Inuna: yup 

 

Mimirizi: yep!

 

RulerHeart: plz dont agree with ivan 



 

Notes:

Next chapters are gonna be either one-off chapters or arcs with multiple chapters. The next arc is the my clematis arc (warning Yuri)!!

I swear I’ll try to keep updates more consistent… To appease y’all in the meantime feel free to to check out my art on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/chibassy

I draw alnst and shitty alnst comics

Usernames:

Mimirizi- Mizi
Starsua- Sua
Tillover- Till
Navi- Ivan
All-Inuna- Hyuna
RulerHeart- Luka

(Edit: edited some grammar and readability mistakes)

Chapter 5: My Clematis (1/2)

Summary:

With the roleplay beginning, the first round 1 is the first to start the season. Sua is finally using this chance to get mizi to realise her feelings. Shenanigans endure however.

Notes:

Whats up chat i promised yall yuri and now come feed

The prologue was kinda slow so imma speed things up a bit. Also trying social media posts in this so lmk how it is

Chapter Text


 

Reddit

R/Lesbian:

My [16sF] crush keeps calling me her friend, while her childhood friend [16sM] is also crushing but friendzoned also. What do I [16sF] even do? 

Clematislover:

So. My crush is the most gorgeous girl yet, whenever she has pigtails or ponytails or even just letting it down. She's so cute to the point her childhood friend (derogatory) is into her since they were 5. I would spite him if we are not in the same boat. We would both give her chocolates on valentines, both text her first in the morning, both compliment her until she's a blushy mess, BUT she’s calling me her best friend??? She only just hugged me, calling me the best girl friend she got— she can’t be this dense?? I'm out of options. 

What do I do? 

3:45am 

 

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RedBraidGirl:

Wow the epitome of the lesbian experience everyone clap!!!

 

Girlkisser:

I know what you are 🤨

 

Reply Clematislover:

I came on this subreddit for a reason girl kisser. 

 

Reply Girlkisser

Touché 

 

Goldstarles: 

Sorry girl I think she's into her childhood friend, like since 5 years old?? Gaslighting u like crazy 

 

Reply Goldstarles

You blocked me?????????????


 

Ppopstar:

So ur crush is just super dense? You have to be more proactive and literally confess at this point…like if that childhood friend is struggling you have to be the forward one 

 

Reply ClematisLover:

I understand the reason why, it's a matter of how? 

 

Reply Ppopstar:

Well what's the talking scenario now? Do you guys text daily, interact daily or??? Any way to slide into her metaphorical DM’s 

 

Reply ClematisLover:

We are in different schools but we text daily. In fact recently we have a roleplay group where our characters are paired together 

 

Reply Ppopstar

PAIRED??? TOGETHER??? Elaborate. 

 

Reply ClematisLover

We have two characters that are childhood sweethearts and we are planning out their hunger game-esque battle in a idol singing competition 

 

Reply Ppopstar:

First of all (1) Why are teens so scary nowadays and (2) you can use that obvious scenario to flirt with her???? You have to be already flirting what the hell CHILDHOOD SWEETHEARTS??? Why is every redditor dumb as hell

 

Reply ClematisLover

Understood thankyou 

 

Reply Ppopstar:

Don't just disappear if thats all you can say for yourself 😭😭😭😭

 


 

Private Messages 

Starsua & Mimirizi 


7:20am
 

 

Mimirizi: morning sua!!11!!1!1!1

 

Mimirizi: (^з^)-☆

 

Mimirizi: anything exciting for school????

 

Starsua: its a sunday mizi;;

 

Mimirizi: EHH 

 

Mimirizi: i woke up early for nothing T^T 

 

Starsua: oh dear 

 

Mimirizi: DW SUA!!! 

 

Mimirizi: means i can chat to you now!!!

 

Mimirizi: sua>>>>>8 hrs of sleep

 

Starsua: qjseew

 

Starsua: same ^^ 

 

Mimirizi: YIPEEEE!!!!!

 

Mimirizi: omg….since we both awake we should….

 

Mimirizi: TALK ABT ALIEN STAGE!!!

 

Mimirizi: we rolled that wheel and we got paired first~~~~ 

 

Mimirizi: ROUND ONE BABEY!!!

 

Mimirizi: we have. To make this. The MOST tragic shit yet!!! 

 

Mimirizi: in honour of all my doomed yuri ships….

 

Starsua: right right 

 

Starsua: being childhood sweethearts…isn’t that a wonderful idea between us? 

 

Mimirizi: YEAHHHH i know how good you are sua 

 

Mimirizi: we will roleplay the FUCK out of it!!!

 

Starsua: i mean im sure we are close enough that it wouldn’t be hard 

 

Starsua: to be yuri together 

 

Starsua: me and you 

 

Mimirizi: yup! 

 

Starsua: ahaqow

 

Mimirizi: you’re my best friend!!! Ofc we are gonna be so close!!

 

Mimirizi: thats what makes this rp gonna be great!!!! I love your writing <<<

 

Mimirizi: couldn’t have asked anyone wlse sua!!!

 

Starsua: ah yes

 

Starsua: best friends 

 

Mimirizi: TO THE END!!!!

 


 

Starsua invited Navi and one other person to server 

 

Starsua renamed server ‘help’ 

 

help

8:42am 

 

Starsua: @everyone wake up 

Starsua: @everyone wake up

 

Starsua: @Navi i see you eating cereal downstairs text back coward 

 

Navi: ?????????????

 

Navi: just come down if u want some 

 

Navi: and its not cereal

 

Navi: its rolled oats^^ the healthy alternative 

 

Starsua: you have a diet of an old man 

 

Navi: so i have mature taste (*^^*)

 

Starsua: considering ur crush is older than you yes you chaser

 

Navi: HEY 

 

Navi: I DONT (always) BULLY YOU ABT MIZI 

 

Starsua: you are taking her attention away from me 

 

Navi: possessive….u arent even dating

 

Starsua: …………

 

Starsua: im gonna use the rp for her to notice me

 

Navi: oh 

 

Navi: ohhhhhhhh

 

Navi: sis is finally stepping up?? Finally doing smt??? Finally being the forward one in the family???

 

Navi: bless my heart shes gonna actually do smt! 

 

Starsua: if you werent so popular i wouldn’t have even fathomed adding you here 

 

Navi: its not my fault that ppl find me charming

 

Navi:  凸^-^凸

 

Starsua: if i have to pass another gift to you on someone’s behalf i am not beyond fratricide

 

Navi: live laugh fratricide 

 

Navi: wait 

 

Navi: this isnt our dms

 

Navi: YOU ADDED HIM???

 

Luka came online

 

Luka: I can give you detention for waking me up 

 

Starsua: no u cant thats corrupt and you dont even have the power to do that ur a student 

 

Luka: I’ll study to become your teacher and give you a months worth detention 

 

Navi: GIRL WHY????

 

Starsua: as the gc’s name suggests 

 

Starsua: i need help

 

Navi: sus 

 

Starsua: with mizi…. 

 

Starsua: [screenshot of hers and mizi’s dms- its bad.png]

 

Navi: i get how sapphics can never tell girl friendship and flirting apart

 

Navi: but this is sad 

 

Navi: ur so desperate 

 

Starsua: i have you in my sights 

 

Navi: leave ME alone with my OATS 

 

Luka: how do you expect me to help

 

Luka: i am not a lesbian 

 

Starsua: i sure hope not 

 

Starsua: you two are sadly the ones best for this…job

 

Starsua: Ivan you are popular and you know the ways of people trying to appease and flirt with you even if you are the most pining worm i know 

 

Navi: im a romantic ^^

 

Starsua: and luka is the only one in my discord friends list that had a relationship 

 

Luka: *has 

 

Luka: she unblocked me on discord 

 

Navi: thats cause we had to convince her that not seeing ur messages would mess up the rp luka….

 

Starsua: i may be scrapping the bottom of the barrel 

 

Starsua: but i need to use this rp as a way to get mizi to realise my feelings 

 

Starsua: i cant be this useless anymore 

 

Navi: character development….

 

Navi: shedding a tear

 

Starsua: silence

 

Starsua: any tips

 

Navi: hmmm i mean idk what you guys are planning in the rp

 

Navi: but you can use the Anakt garden setting as a way to flirttt

 

Navi: like ‘we are childhood friends and out of my love for you my character makes you a flower crown’ 

 

Navi: or ‘sua hugged mizi’ in the rp and play it off cool until you turn around and say ‘but i too wanna hug mizi in real life’~ 

 

Starsua: sounds lame 

 

Navi: im accomodating for your shyness here sua 

 

Navi: and ur lack of solid rizz 

 

Luka: kill yourself in front of her and change the trajectory of her life forever

 

Navi: BRO

 

Luka: in rp or irl works 

 

Navi: DONT SUICIDE BAIT UR CRUSH??????

 

Luka: it worked for me 

 

Navi: HOW ARE YOU THIS MENTALLY UNWELL

 

Navi: HOW ARE U OUR SCHOOL PRES??????????  

 

Starsua: hm 

 

Navi: SUA 

 

Starsua: hmmmmm

 

Navi: I STILL WANT A SISTER SUA 

 

Starsua: no no dw 

 

Starsua: i am not gonna kms 

 

Navi: bare minimum…yay….

 

Starsua: im just gonna kms in the rp 

 

Navi: GIRL 

 

Starsua: think about it 

 

Starsua: me and mizi will be singing in round 1 of the rp

 

Starsua: she wantes a duet and we were gonna battle it out 

 

Starsua: what if instead my character sacrificed herself for hers

 

Starsua: she WANTS that tragic yuri and i will be happily giving it to her

 

Starsua: and i say that's a grand showing of my love 

 

Starsua: and confess 

 

Luka: sounds decent to me 

 

Luka: could be more straightforward but decent 

 

Navi: i am…surrounded by lunatics…

 

Luka: we are the ones pining here

 

Luka: of course we are 

 

Starsua: its not our fault they are dense 

 

Navi:…..

 

Starsua: at least Mizi says im her best girl friend and texts me daily 

 

Luka: i dated hyuna 

 

Starsua: does Till even know your last name 

 

Navi: yall are so mean for what…

 

Luka: heh 

 


 

Alien Stage 

3:45pm 

 

Channel: #stage-1 

 

[Mizi]: Mizi stepped onto the platform, dressed in her flowy black dress. She held her hand out to Sua, her childhood sweetheart. “Ready?” She grinned 

 

[Sua]: Sua nodded, taking her hand with a gentle smile. “Always. Us together.” They both approach the lit up stage 

 

Navi: //ohhhhh juicy

 

Starsua: //no talking ooc 

 

Navi: //:((((((

 

Mimirizi: //ITS OK!! U can react with emotes instead!!!
[reacted by Navi :thumbsup: emote] 

 

[Mizi]: the platform below them rises, her heartbeat jumping in joy. A stage for them both! Mizi watches the flashy lights of the audience grinning 

 

[Sua]: sua, knowing the truth of alien stage, gave a downturned smile. Regardless she takes the microphone, looking at her love. 

 

Mimirizi: // HER LOVE??!!!! 

 

Mimirizi: //KYAHHHH 

 

Starsua: // <333

 

[Mizi]: Finally the song begins, the soft track echoing across the stadium. The pair started to sing, facing one another in the iridescent lights. 

 

[Sua]: The words, ‘My Clematis’ flashed on the screen. Round 1 beginning. The two girls started to sing. 

 

[Mizi]: **FLASHBACK** The ankat garden, of their shared childhood, comes to mind. Sua and Mizi, in their white collars and dresses, sang in acapella out to the grass.

 

[Mizi]: Mizi was enraptured by Sua’s singing, her cheeks pink at the other girl. The song picks up in her throat.

 

[Sua]: Sua turned in slight surprise as the two of them sang in unison. It was the same song ‘My Clematis’ in the present. 

 

[Sua]: **FLASHBACK OVER** Both of them sang their childhood song in duet, only looking at the other now. Singing to each other, a serenade, rather than the alien audience.

 

[Mizi]: Mizi was all lit up, watching her loved one sing. Her shiny green orbs honed in on Sua alone. The way her hair lit up, the sparkles around her. Oh. Yet she pushed on, wanting to sing more and more, as this was a competition. 

 

Starsua: // hey mizi could I change a bit of our direction? I got an idea

 

Mimirizi: //OHHH??? GO GO GO [reacted by Starsua :heart: emote] 

 

[Sua]: However as they sang, Sua actually wanted to match with Mizi. Their duet was planned in equal parts, wanting to both survive the competition. Sua sang along, however purposefully singing softer to let Mizi take center stage subtly

 

Mimirizi: // KWHDJWJW OMGvbbv???

 

[Mizi]: Mizi, blind to Sua’s intentions, sang happily along! The chance to duet with her sweetheart, singing louder and louder with a delighted voice. 

 

[Sua]: slowly the song nears its ends, the two fully facing one another now. Sua smiled overjoyed, her face of sweat, her heart beating. 

 

[Mizi]: finally the scores behind them flash, building up in unison together— until 87-86….

 

[Sua]: Sua could only think, “I love you Mizi…My god…my universe”, before a bang shot out. Sua collapsed onto the stage, her eyes dim, blood on the floor. 

[reacted by Navi, All-Inuna, Mimirizi, Tillover with :crying: :throwingup: :AAAA: emote] 

 

Mimirizi: //WHATATTATATSTWTETETWY

 

Mimirizi: //IM IN TEARSvvvvv

 

Navi: //thats so mean…

 

All-Inuna: // ^^^

 

Tillover: //yall serious as hell…

 

[Mizi]: Mizi felt blood splatter onto her face. Her whole being went into shock. With her eyes wide, unable to comprehend anything, she fell to the floor. 

 

[Mizi]: a guard clapped the collar back onto her neck, signalling to the max stress level of red. Loss and defeat surges.

 

Starsua: Sua could only think in her last moments…I love you Mizi

 

Mimirizi: EHHHH 

 

Mimirizi: SUA??? 

 

Starsua: i'm in love with you mizi, that i would do anything for you 

 

Starsua: sing, dance, roleplay, I love you 

 

Mimirizi: oh oh 

 

Mimrizi: SCENE END 

 

Mimirizi: SUAAAA

 

Mimirizi: I WJDBWJJW THAT WAS SO 

 

Mimirizi: IM GEEKING OUT IM CRYING AND RED 

 

Starsua: mizi? 

 

Mimirizi: OF COURSE!!!! 

 

Mimirizi: mizi loves you too!!! 

 

Starsua: ah

 

Starsua: sorry mizi I have dinner now brb^^

 

Mimirizi: EH?? OK!!! TALK TO ME LATER PLZZZ

 

Starsua went offline 

 

All-Inuna: huh~~~

 

Navi: omg

 

Navi: no way 

 

Mimirizi: ? 

 

Tillover: I

 

Tillover: I need to think abt this 

 

Tillover went offline 

 

Mimirizi: ???? 

 


 

help

5:05 pm

 

Starsua: chat im so doomed 

 

Starsua: she totally didn’t get it 

 

Starsua: i think i should just get on a boat and bury myself at sea

 

Navi: man….

 

Navi: sorry girl

 

Navi: i couldn’t ever see that someone is THAT dense

 

Luka: my condolences 

 

Luka: maybe go harder on the kys 

 

Navi: how did you even confess dude 

 

Luka: is it not obvious? 

 

Navi: red flag….

 

Starsua: ivan give me all ur chocolate i need to drown myself 

 

Starsua: and rant on reddit

 

Navi: i’ll be in front ur door in 2 

 

Starsua: as a twink would say 

 

Starsua: its so suaover…


 

All-in!! School

Three members, Mimirizi, Tillover and All-Inuna online.


5:05pm

 

Mimirizi: GUYS GUYS 

 

Mimirizi: ITS WHAT I THINK RIGHT 

 

All-inuna: hmmmm 

 

All-Inuna; what do you think? 

 

Mimirizi: SUA CONFESSED 

 

Mimirizi: AND I SAID I LOVE HER TOO 

 

Mimirizi:\(//∇//)/

 

Mimirizi: does this mean we are DATING?!????? 


Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

 

Mimirizi: howdo u date someone 

 

Mimirizi: no handholding before marriage right 

 

Mimirizi: DOES THIS MEAN I CAN KISS HER NOW 

 

All-Inuna: Oh! 

 

All-Inuna: so you weren’t clueless ^^ 

 

Mimirizi: EH?? Was I not clear? 

Mimirizi: NEVER REALISED IT BUT I like Sua!!!!!!!!! KYAHHH

 

Tillover: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Mimirizi: Till??????

 

Tillover: sigh 

 

Tillover: its so tillover…

 




 

Chapter 6: My Clematis (2/2)

Summary:

Misunderstandings on both sides of entirely stupid conclusions. Useless sapphics indeed until things are finally resolved with the greatest power: communication.

Notes:

HELLO CHAT if theres any editing errors its cause im writing this at 2 cause I need to get this chapter out or im gonna keep procrastinating

Anyways live laugh love yuri

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text



R/Lesbian

 

Love is a lie, the friendzone is eternal

ClematisLover:

Plz recommend me coping techniques 

4:10am 

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FforRespect:

Pay F for friendzone 

Reply PrettyPrincess: 

Reply GLBabe:

F

 

 

GoldStarles2

Remaking another acc was worth it to see that my judgement was correct. Consider dating an actual lesbian next time

Reply GLBabe:

Chat call mod on this girl 

Reply GoldStarles2

Shut up 

 

Reply GLBabe

Make me 

 

Reply GoldStarles2:

Open ur dm’s and i’ll do so gladly

 

Reply GLBabe:

You want me? To open up? Go on, do it

Reply GoldStarles2

Watch me

 

Reply Ppopstar:

Why are yall flirting here let the girl mourn

 

 

Ppopstar

Im sorry clematislover…my best recommendations are eat some comfort foods and binge sad songs and just cry ur eyes out…let it out

Reply Clematislover:

Tooi lwate my euyes wet fongers wet 

 

Reply Clematislover

Mitski swave me 


Reply Ppopstar

Just be gentle with urself now i get how u feel, i also got crushed before << Dont do anything dumb like text her back ok!! Keep ur peace

Reply Clematislover

How not twext bcak

 

Reply Clematislover

Nvm gwot it 

 

Reply Ppopstar

??????? Girl??? 

Reply Ppopstar:

STOP DISAPPEARING!!!!!!

 




Private Messages 

Mimirizi & Starsua

 

9:30 am

Mimirizi: SUAAA!!!!! 

Mimirizi: morning <3333

 

Mimirizi: how are u!!!!!

 

Mimirizi: Suaaaaaa notice meeee

 

Mimirizi: are u sleeping in sua _(:3 」∠)_

 

Mimirizi: sua? 

 




All-in!! School

Two members, Mimirizi and Tillover online.

9:46am

 

Mimirizi: sua is dead

 

Tillover: can that NOT be the first thing you send WITHOUT context

 

Tillover: mom read the message and got worried

 

Mimirizi: IM SORRY IO (>人<;)

 

Tillover: she says its fine she just doesn’t understand teenage slang 

 

Tillover: not that I understand it either…

 

Mimirizi: but till you dont get it 

 

Mimirizi: SUA IS DEAD 

 

Tillover: in the rp yes…

 

Mimirizi: NO SHE DIDNT TEXT ME THIS MORNING 

 

Mimirizi: is she playing hard to get now is this how dating works 

 

Mimirizi: IS THERE RULES TO THIS??? DONT TEXT FIRST??? DO TEXT FIRST??? 

 

Mimirizi: YOU HAVE TO HELP ME TILL

 

Tillover: me? 

 

Tillover: hnnnn

 

Tillover: why cant hyuna be awake for this…

 

Mimirizi: (^^)??

 

Tillover: ok

 

Tillover: uh

 

Tillover: she might

 

Tillover: be…shy…

 

Mimirizi: SHY?????

 

Mimirizi: she was so confident confessing i swooned…sua can be shy????

 

Tillover: omfg yes 

 

Tillover: mizi…just 

 

Tillover: let me try 

 

Tillover: texting her

 

Tillover: shes probs nervous

 

Mimirizi: THANK UUY

 

Mimirizi: ILY TILL

 

Tillover: haha

 

Mimirizi: :D????

 


 

Private Messages

Tillover & Starsua 

 

9:55am

 

Tillover: oi

 

Tillover: text mizi back 

 

Tillover: c’mon your confession got accepted

 

Tillover: u can be a little mean to me here ok

 

Tillover: mizi alliance?? Text me back 

Tillover: if u don’t reply u are NOT into mizi

 

Tillover: are u alive 

 


 

All-in!! School 

 

Tillover: so yeah she might be dead

 

Mimirizi: HUH???????? NO?????!(?!!??

 

Mimirizi: THIS ISNT TRAGIC YURI WHATTTTTWTETWYQ

 

Mimirizi: i should call HER 

 

Mimirizi: SHES NTOTW PICKING UPP

 

Mimirizi: how fast do u think i can get to her house

 

Tillover: do not RUN

 

Mimirizi: BUT MY GF(????maybelzplzpzlzozozl) 

 

Tillover: chill

 

Tillover: i have a plan b ok? 

 

Tillover: get uhhh breakfast brb

 

Mimirizi: HOW DO I EAT LIKET HIS

 

Mimirizi: I CANT LOSE MY GF RN WIEHDJWJJW

 


 

Private Messages

Tillover & Navi 

 

10:02am 

 

Tillover: hey sorry if ur still asleep

 

Navi: HI 

 

Tillover: but is sua alive

 

Tillover: oh ur quick

 

Navi: What nahhh im not i just uh u usually dont text first in mornings hahah

 

Navi: Anyways :) 

 

Tillover: ? 

 

Navi: ya sua is technically alive

 

Tillover: technically??????? 

 

Navi; shes uh hibernating 

 

Navi: cried her eyes out after all that 

 

Navi: her phone dead tho

 

Navi: she threw it at a door 

 

Tillover: WHY ARE PPL’S FIRST INSTINCT TO THROW THEIR PHONES???

 

Tillover: also why???? Shouldn’t she be uh 

 

Tillover: celebrating????

 

Navi: ????????? 

 

Navi: do u celebrate???

 

Navi: after being rejected like that????

 

Navi: plz PLZ dont be a masochist 

 

Navi: dealing with a ken-wannabe is enough already 

 

Navi: plz dont do it to me either

 

Tillover: what 

 

Tillover: no

 

Tillover: mizi and sua are gfs now right

 

Navi: WHAT

 

Navi: SERIOUSLY WHAT

 

Tillover: ???? Are they not??????

 

Navi: SUA GOT REJECTED???

 

Tillover: What the hell are u talking abt 

 

Navi: mizi friendzoned her in character???

 

Navi: thats what sua thinks rn

 

Tillover: is she stupid

 

Navi: only i get to call my sis stupid 

 

Tillover: sorry 

 

Tillover: mizi thinks they are dating? Pre dating? 

 

Navi: is she dumb 

 

Tillover: mizi is not dumb 

 

Navi: sorry ^^

 

Navi: dense?

 

Tillover: sua is the one being dense rn 

 

Navi: both dense

 

Tillover: oml yeah 

 

Tillover: man

 

Tillover: ok things are…coming together 

 

Tillover: can i call u 

 

Navi: awhwkskko

 

Navi: yesa

 

Navi: wait why 

 

Navi: what do u want

 

Navi: me? 

 

Tillover: yes you? Obviously 

 

Navi: wow

 

Tillover: i have a plan i need ur help to get mizi and sua to like

 

Tillover: do smt abt feelings

 

Navi: ohhhh

 

Tillover: i have enough of us tip-toeing around mizi 

 

Tillover: she deserves better 

 

Navi: us? 

 

Tillover: …..

 

Navi: oh 

 

Navi: mizi? And you? On her? 

 

Navi: oh

 

Tillover: just pick up 

 

Navi: ok

 




Mizi flattened her face onto the kitchen table, stirring the spoon in her now-soggy cereal. It was drenched for way too long that it’s basically soup, BUT Mizi was justified in letting it sit for so long!

 

What is Sua doing? Is she sleeping still, maybe she’s kidnapped— oh why would she be kidnapped, well she is the prettiest girl in the world— WHO COULD BE HER GIRLFRIEND? Friend girl? 

Mizi’s glasses slid off her face a bit, feeling her thoughts leak into a blush on her cheeks. Sua…

 

Then suddenly the door slammed open. Mizi didn’t even jump, staring straight at Till’s wheezing then reddening face. 

“TILL!” Mizi ran to him, holding her phone and the group chat to his eyes, “is sua okay- is she kidnapped, or dead OR-“ 

“Mizi.” Till looks straight into her eyes, his throat jumping up and down. “I- I know where Sua is, you are gonna be able to see her. So-“

Mizi nodded furiously, hands clapped together, “Where is she? I’ll do anything for her!”

Till breaths in, hands shaky and his face growing redder and redder. He almost hesitated, before pulling out his phone revealing a location on maps.

“You owe me one.”

 

Mizi’s eyes sparkled before she shot off. 

“Thank you!” 

 




If it was not for the law, the fact her eyes were rubbed sore and the amount of sleep deprivation, Sua would have murdered Ivan. For good. Maybe. Harsh sunlight hits her face, even when she tightens her hood up further over her face. 

Perhaps her reaction was too extreme. No, but this was Mizi. Part of her wished Mizi was…just so much clearer, harsh maybe, with her rejection. Yet Mizi still told her…that she loved her, and her goopy little heart could only melt into heartbroken tears soaking her pillows last night. Sua felt so dumb. 

So why would Ivan shove her out to a park? Sua shot another sharpened stare at Ivan, who was behind a bush (okay freak?), holding little branches like arms as if she wasn’t glaring holes into his face right now. Ivan had practically tried everything; pulling her out of her bed, luring her with chocolate, promising her a newly fixed phone (she had a reasonable reaction okay) and even begging at her door. She was still weak, so Sua obliged.

Yet Sua faded under the power of the sun, of the spring air around her, of such softness while her heart broke. Why am I doing this? The longer she yearned for rosy pink hair and a brilliant smile, the further Sua wanted to run under her covers and rot. 

Just as Sua made up her mind to finally leave Ivan for whatever mission he had in the bushes, there was a shout and a clatter of steps behind her.  With racoon-like eyes and looking like a Victorian vampire, Sua cried out in surprise as Mizi tackled her with her arms. 

“Sua!”


Her eyes were sparkling in Mizi’s green ones, the determination overpowering her as she felt her heart uselessly swoon. Then Sua noticed the sweat down her forehead, the fact Mizi was still in bunny slippers and similar eyebags under her glasses. Both of them looked like a mess. Sua however winded back, her hand pushing back against Mizi as heartache cut through her face. 


“Mizi- you don’t have to tell me-“

“I LOVE YOU! WITH ALL MY HEART! PLEASE MARRY ME!”

 

Sua blinked. Mizi was kneeling on the ground. Looking at her like she was some goddess and not the fact that she was still dressed in her cat-hooded pyjamas. 

 

“WHAT?!”

 


 

With an even more wheezy breath, sweat dripping down from everywhere, Till finally slid next to Ivan in the bushes. Ivan handed him a branch as a disguise, which Till was too fatigued to reject. 

“How…did Mizi outrun me in slippers…I’m wearing sneakers…” he mumbled under his breath, watching the Mizi tackle Sua. 

Ivan hums, “Mizi touches grass and you don’t?”

Till considers that hitting Ivan is not morally correct, especially after his assistance in dragging Mizi and Sua out here.

Besides it was at that point that Mizi proposed marriage of all things. Till opened and reopened his mouth like a gaping fish, invisibly shouting in shock at Mizi, who was NOW on one knee. Ivan just blinked in surprise.

“Does Mizi know that Sua doesn’t know…?”

“I told Mizi…clearly on the way here…chasing after her…”

“…I mean it looks effective. Sua is blushing red.”


The two boys kneel closer to one another, even their knees touching as they peeked at the other pair. The girls were frozen, Sua grappling with the news so badly that cogs in her head were generating steam. Mizi on the other hand was looking panicked and pink at the face, looking side to side, before she plucked a daisy from the ground. 

Finally, Mizi gazed back up at Sua, her eyes glinting, taking her finger and slipping on the (shitty, it's barely holding together) daisy ring on. The pink-headed girl gulped,

“Sua? Will you?”

Sua spluttered, looking like an overbaked tomato, before she gasped out,

“I- I love you too! Okay!” 


With a gleeful squeal, Mizi immediately tackled Sua again. This time she latched her hands around Sua’s waist and spun her around like a beloved plushie. Sua in turn hugged Mizi back, bizarrely giggling in giddy requited love (finally) and like hours of sleep deprivation. The two were red at the face, feeling their heart beat in relief and joy and everything else all at once.

At the two’s successful confession/proposal, Ivan sighed in relief, turning to Till only to freeze. His nose was touching Till’s cheek, Ivan’s hands brushing against his. Jolting back with a blush, Ivan laughed his feelings off.

“They are uh- yeah- together? I guess?” he stuttered out.

Till was however frozen on the spot. Totally pale, sweat still down his face, dead on the spot.

“10 years of my crush…And it took them 1 day to get married…What am I doing wrong…”

Ivan just watched Till slip into a puddle on the ground, face in his hands mumbling. Mizi and Sua were still spinning each other until Sua now hunched over nauseous on the ground with Mizi frantically patting her back. At 10:45 am.

Ivan made eye contact with the 6-year-old who just came into the park, expecting a fun morning playing and not watching the aftermath of the worst teenage love triangle ever. Till was still crying and Mizi was calling out to a paling Sua. The kid blinked, holding his ball, as Ivan blinked in turn. They are the worst example. 

 

“Why…are we like this…” Ivan mumbled to himself.

 


 

Alien Stage

10:30 am

 

All-Inuna: hmm surprisingly quiet morning considering everything…

 

All-Inuna: @Tillover @Mimirizi hello? 

 

All-Inuna: noone is online~~

 

All-Inuna: I want the situationship gossip >>>>

 

RulerHeart: hyuna

 

All-Inuna: what.

 

RulerHeart: i wanted to let you know noone died 

 

All-Inuna: what 

 

RulerHeart: did I help

 

All-Inuna: no

 

RulerHeart: 🥺

 


 

R/Lesbian

I got a wife

ClematisLover:

I got proposed in a playground and I will be kissing my soon-to-be wife under the moonlight. We will be having clematis bouquets and plan our wedding by the beach. She is my universe. I love my wife.

 

6:05pm 

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Sapphicsuspense:

Most normal lesbian development 

 



GirlKisser:

Aren’t you guys teenagers…Love wins but omg yall should be at the club studying not marrying

Reply RedGirlBraid:

Let. The. Love. Win. 

Reply GirlKisser:

what the hell, sure

 



AppleCider4:

How did you speedrun a kdrama plot in 3 days good for you honestly 

 



LonelyPlanet

When will god send me a relationship like this plz 

 



GoldStarles2

I apologise Clematislover and congrats on your engagement. I too have found belief in true love again and I will no longer be a hateful gatekeeper to my people. I have found the errors in my ways. I sincerely hope the best for you two

 

Reply Ppopstar:

What the hell happened to you

 

Reply GLBabe

Me 

 

Reply GoldStarles2

Omg babe stoppppp <<<

 

Reply Ppopstar:

Get this 4k enemies to lovers bullshit OUT of my subreddit 

 

 

Ppopstar

I??? Have no words??? Like congrats on what seems to be a successful confession??? Plz stop disappearing I can’t be getting whiplash everything I open this site clematislover lmao

 

Reply Clematislover

Im sorry but thank you for your help Ppopstar. Without you I do not think I would have confessed like successfully. My gf says hi btw 


Reply Ppopstar

Lmao hi gf!!! When’s the wedding lol

Reply Clematislover:

You will be invited, you shall be my guest of honour 

 

Reply Ppopstar

Finally a redditor invited me to her future wedding…what has this generation come to…

 

Reply Clematislover:

“Got gayer” Gf said

 

Reply Ppopstar

Good

 


 

 

Notes:

Mizisua SHOULD be pining idiots who promise marriage DESPITE being highschoolers.

Till and Ivan…u two are next…im sorry Till …soon my son ur crush will be talked abt

Also thanks Ppopstar ur a real one for letting me vent abt how baffling mizisua act in this

Once again thank yall for ur support! I do irregularly update often so I am always happy with yall finding my humour funny.

Next chapter might either be unknown till the end arc or a some one off fluff chapter abt mizisua/mizi + ivan

Edit: woke up and made some edits

Chapter 7: Fell in Love with a Girl

Summary:

After a successful, totally perfect, no-drama confession Mizisua goes on a date! Sometimes kids on discord need to touch grass and be happy…

Notes:

HI CHAT! Sorry for the wait but here i present you with the longest chapter yet (3000ish words what) cause i couldn’t stop writing abt mizisua…kicks my feet

Next chapter probs will pick up round 2: Unknown till the end with Till’s whole…yeah…my dense son…

Edit: reread this in the morning and argh fixed some errors…i should get a beta oml

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


 

Sua was a smart person. She got top grades in advanced maths, was elected to be the next school council secretary already as a second year, her fan theories even got 2k reblogs on Tumblr. Sua was right that her favourite character had lived, despite the TV show’s exhausting plot twists— yet now? Her bright violet vest sweater stuck her arms against her cheek, a checkered (unflattering) skirt across her lap and a banana-yellow ribbon headband lopsided on her head. Sua could barely see her face in the mirror over the overstuffed collar. 

Intelligence had nothing to do with fashion sense apparently. She held her face in her hands, feeling the need to weep in her half-dressed state, the looming pressure to do everything over her little head; there was still eyeliner to apply, needing to get the movie tickets ready, wait which cinema was it again? Before you can blame her, Sua had scheduled all these possibilities neatly in her phone notes, yet…

The warmest smile you can ever imagine. Blossom pink hair tied with star clips. Manicured, soft watermelon fingernails on perfect hands that held her up easily. Pink crop top….Boobs…

 

Sua would have kept gazing brainlessly into the plain wall, pink-faced, if it wasn’t for Ivan’s wince at the doorway.

“Useless gay…” 

In response, Sua threw her cat pillow at his face.  Its plushy black fabric kissed Ivan right on the forehead as he screamed pathetically.

“I called you up ten minutes ago.” Sua sniffed, tugging down the rest of the sweater vest onto her collar shirt, squinting at it judgmentally. Ivan pouted, tossing the pillow back onto her lap.

“Your kind, charitable, lovely Ivan offers you help in your time of need— and you won’t let him have breakfast first?” 

“You take literally three minutes to inhale down that oatmeal mess. It's practically air to you…Staring at photos of him again?” 


At Sua’s deadpan stare, Ivan gasped as if she had just metaphorically stabbed him in the side, “How could I?” His hand to his mouth, like some posh maiden, “I was texting him instead~”. 


On cue he pulled out his phone, showcasing the various texts of Till.

It ranged from long paragraphs of ‘coping about this crush’ in the most delusional way (reminds Sua she should unblock him when he gets normal again) to the wettest cat gifs. A hint of sympathy almost slid her way into her heart at the sight of the tiny crying cat on the screen if it wasn’t for Ivan’s beaming toothy smile. 

“I still don’t understand you. Why him?”

He lovingly sighs, pulling up an edited selfie of Till’s eyeliner-soaked face with the caption; “my angel…broken!!!!”. There’s even a goddamn devil horns filter over it. 

“He makes me laugh…”

Once again Sua prays for the poor man. Not Ivan, of course, he’s a lost cause. 

“Did you actually do what I asked then?” 

“The favour I do for my dear sister-“ another slap of her pillow on his face, “c’mon, I didn’t just text Till the whole time- don’t say it.”


Sua’s words, “useless-“, die easily on her tongue, before she just steals Ivan’s phone with little resistance. She scrolls up to recent DM’s, immediately honing in on the pink-bunny profile picture, reading at a speed Ivan even whistled in awe at. 

 


 

Private Messages 

Mimirizi & Navi 

9:32am 

 

Mimirizi: IM SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSS 

 

Mimirizi: think my heart is exploding 

 

Mimirizi: EXCITEEDDDD TO SEE HERRR

 

Mimirizi: IVAN CAN U BELIEVE IT 

 

Navi: seeing my sister girlfail her whole morning 

 

Navi: and for the straight 2 days before

 

Navi: yes I believe you are going on a date ^^

 

Mimirizi: SHE EVEN BOUGHT US THE TICKETS 

 

Mimirizi: SHES SUCHHH A GENTLEMAN gentlewoman? SUAVE LIKE LIKE BUTTER

 

Navi: smooth like butter 

 

Mimirizi: BTS liker 🫵

 

Navi: :(( but its a classic 

 

Navi: anyways

 

Navi: i didnt come to just watch u gay panic out 

 

Mimirizi: u didnt???? 

 

Mimirizi: Σ('◉⌓◉’)

 

Navi: whats ur type 

 

Mimirizi: uh 

 

Mimirizi: O+ 

 

Mimirizi: plz dont take my blood let me kiss sua once first 

 

Mimirizi: CAN I KISS HER NOW RIGHT 

 

Navi: type in people 

 

Mimirizi: OH 

 

Mimirizi: Sua ^^

 

Navi: (・-・)

 

Mimirizi: (*゚▽゚*)

 

Navi: (¬_¬)

 

Mimirizi: (>人<;)

 

Navi: (c" ತ,_ತ)

 

Mimirizi: WHATTTTT

 

Navi: oml 

 

Navi: what am I everyone’s one-man advice machine

 

Navi: Everyone came to me for their crushes and stuff!!!

 

Navi: I should get paid for this 

 

Mimirizi: oh ya ivan!!!

 

Mimirizi: Till released a new song cover on his anonymous alt ^^^ 

 

Mimirizi: he’s embarrassed over it apparently so its not his main 

 

Mimirizi: I’ll send a link

 

Navi: this is why you are my best friend 

 

Mimirizi: AWEEE BESTIE 

 

Navi: so WHAT is ur type 

 

Navi: in like…fashion style 

 

Navi: that is more helpful here

 

Mimirizi: fashion style? Hmmm i guess gyaru-ish or like streetwear clothes!!! I love wearing plenty of trinkets and bling too

 

Navi: WHAT WOULD YOU WANT SEE SUA WEARING 

 

Mimirizi: oh 

 

Mimirizi: OHHHHH

 

Mimirizi: look sua is perfect in anything she wears shes like a walking angel

 

Navi: yeah fallen angel 

 

Mimirizi: (*☻-☻*)

 

Navi: what what did i say 

 

Mimirizi: :) anyhow 

 

Mimirizi: dont tell her this its embarrassingggggg wjdhjwhdw

 

Mimirizi: but i HAVE a whole pinterest board

[link to SUAAASJWJWJWWJWJ.board]

 

Mimirizi: SHE WOULD LOOK SO GOOD IN SO MUCH STUFF 

 

Navi: wowwwww

 

Mimirizi: I need her. badly. 

 

Navi: wowwwwwwwwwwwww

 


 

Leaning over, hovering above Sua, Ivan squints at the steam rising from his sister’s head. He couldn’t comprehend how hot red someone could get before passing out, but his sister and him are both freaks by nature. Wouldn’t put it past them.

He easily tugged the phone out of her hand, switching to the said Pinterest board - currently with 123 pins, seriously Mizi - and humming absentmindedly at all the choices. From the most lavish pearled dresses (no way they are affording that, let alone for a movie date), to cosplay models, Ivan finally settled on an outfit that looked the most manageable. 

“Now, now,” Ivan shook the phone’s image in front of her face like a taunting dog treat, “will you let me help you with your outfit like a good baby brother I am, or will your brain actually melt away for good?” 

It did take a couple more seconds, Ivan counted to ten in fact, until Sua frantically nodded. She threw her makeup bag at him, already sprinting back to her closet to pick garments similar to the board. 

“Make me beautiful,” Sua announced, determination flaming in her voice. “And I will unblock Till and send him an ‘am I gay’ test.” 

With a practised hand, Ivan took up the blush stick and grinned. 

“Yes ma’am”

 


 

Private Messages

Starsua & Mimirizi

 

11:05am

 

Mimirizi: SUAAA!!! I'm off the train now!!

 

Mimirizi: waiting in front of the station

 

Mimirizi: CANT WAIT TO SEE U AKSJSUWU <3 

 

Starsua: one more stop to go <3

 

Mimirizi: YESYEYEYES

 

Mimirizi: when i see u i swear i will EXPLODE

 

Mimirizi: its been too long!!!!

 

Mimirizi: 5 days without my irl sua fix…plz i am starving….

 

Mimirizi: are u here yet my bbg 

 

Mimirizi: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚

 

Mimirizi: SUAAAAAAA 

 

 

Just as Mizi contemplated on either sending a crying dog gif or threatening Ivan to give her Sua’s share-my-location, she squeaked as familiar hands from behind cupped her eyes. Immediately Mizi feels her heart do that somersault as she tilts her glowing eyes up to match Sua’s violet eyes. 

“Mizi~” Sua smiled softly. 

“Sua!” Mizi shot her hands up, gently holding her new girlfriend by the neck. 

The pair giggle themselves pink, just calling one another’s names in each other’s arms, as passerbys stare at this little shoujo bubble they happily entrapped themselves in. They were on a bench in the most public square in the city. Some quietly aww’ed and some sped past and cringed, the consensus is; ‘Ah. That couple.’ 

When they finally let go of one another, Mizi and Sua squealed once again in unison; their eyes tracing over the other’s outfit. 

Mizi was wearing a well-loved varsity jacket, with homemade patches she made herself sewn in; a pink-blue gradient jellyfish, some pale stars and a newly added black cat with purple eyes right on the left sleeve. A ripped jean mini-skirt, hazel left warmers and the familiar, cutesy clips in her curling hair. Sua’s eyes however lingered at her top. Peach-coloured yet cropped, revealing not only her waist but a full view of her chest; Sua’s hands automatically pressed themselves into prayer as she thanked some higher power for the hottest girlfriend ever. Boobs…

Mizi too wasn’t doing a good job holding it together, her own eyes instead clicking back and forth over her girlfriend. Little pearl earrings matched with a white bow, neat in her hair (Mizi wondered if she could mess it up— begone that thought!) with a puffy grey undershirt underneath. She visibly gasped at the ribbon dress Sua layered on top of it, flowy as it reached her thighs— wait her thighs. Mizi looked up and down, twirling around Sua, eyes bulging out at the pretty dress, to the bare skin of her legs, to the lip gloss making her lips sparkle- wanting her to just lean right in and…

Immediately the pair put their hands up to halt the other. 

“I’m going to die.” 

They blush and mumble in unison, matching their decaying brain cells instantly. 

 

Definitely that one idiot couple.

 

 

Mizi was on cloud nine, fighting the urge to scream her flustered thoughts into the void by spam texting her private Twitter account about her date— as she held hands with Sua, waiting to exchange for their physical movie ticket. She silently saluted all her oomfs that patiently let her ramble on her account before. They would be proud, seriously, that she scored Sua. That or the fact her ‘dense ass’ finally realised her feelings (Hyuna’s words, not hers!).  

Sua was attempting, by pure force of mind, for her hand to stop sweating. It must be too much, it isn’t even hot so she couldn’t blame it on that, oh my god does Mizi hate it- she must hate feeling soggy, yet she’s still holding her hand! Does Mizi like her being wet- WHAT WAS THAT THOUGHT. 

On the outside she is smoothly deadpan, holding up her phone and picking up the tickets with a demure nod. 

The pair finally made their way inside the cinema, mechanically holding one another’s hands down the aisles. Their seats were right towards the middle. The best seats, being not too close to see nothing but the actor’s nose hair but not too far back that Mizi had to squint despite her thick-rimmed glasses. It was perfect to Sua’s calculations as she bought the seats when the cinema’s website refreshed them for the new week. 

The ads played above them, as the pair started to softly chat, giggling in each other’s world. 

“I’m so excited, I can’t believe you booked the tickets for this film! I have been a fan of the series for years now.” Mizi mused

“Of course. I would do anything for you after all.” 

“To be honest I was surprised! I thought you hated gory horror movies after you vomited that one time with Ivan.”

 

“Gore”

 

“Yep! Maybe since we are together, our minds are melding and we have become one…that we share the same tastes now!”


Sua gave a shaky thumbs-up, just as the opening credits started to roll in. Mizi in turn gushed into her hands, literally kicking her feet. To the black-haired girl’s growing demise, the first scene literally had a man’s head blown up— EXPLODED — that Sua had to grip Mizi’s hand and the seat handle for dear life.

Sua is strong. She is a strong, independent, intelligent woman. Sua can watch this one film, this one 2-hour film. About exploding heads apparently. 

Sua is a strong, independent, intelligent-

 

 

To her flushed delight, Mizi felt Sua worm closer to her; her head now fully against her shoulder. All Mizi could focus on was the black strands tickling her cheek. She quietly giggled, patting her girlfriend’s head trying to soothe her just as the killer cleaved the woman’s head in two on screen. Mizi turned pink again just as the  movie blood splattered onto the floor.


Mizi held her closer; her other hand around Sua’s waist now, letting Sua lean in and easily into her embrace. 

Sua hates being scared yet here she is! Watching with me, holding onto me! She’s so cute…

 

Mizi however failed to look down and see her girlfriend’s face.

Sua was very much unconscious.

She simply sunk closer and closer into Mizi, feeling her soul ascend up to match the film’s horrendous screaming. 

 

 

Mizi was near tears apologising to Sua, wrapping her arms around and dragging the shorter girl into her body. 

It felt nice to be hugged like that as if Mizi was protecting her, kinda- not really, but Sua appreciated the attempt. They were outside the cinema now, where Sua was just in the bathrooms trying her best to balance out her shaky heart— the film now totally just a very prominent memory. 


Mizi wailed, “I’m so so so so so sorry, Sua…” 

 

The other girl shook her head; despite the strands of hair stuck to her sweaty forehead and her husk of a face, as if a ghost had sucked her right down to the cheekbones. 

“It’s alright, really. I read up on all the content warnings and the reviews, and readied myself for this…Seeing horror visually is..just very different from the written form. I don’t mind it” 

“Still!” Mizi sniffed.

“I knew how much you wanted to watch it, your happiness is my happiness. So I don’t mind it.” She attempted to comfort her.  Her face was just a centimetre away from Mizi’s chest, so genuinely Sua kinda didn’t mind it now…

“Let me do something for you! What can help soothe you?” 

With those earnest eyes on her, Sua’s words left her before her brain could properly function and process. 

“Kiss me.” 

Sua then immediately jumped, shaking her head with blood finally coming back to her face, fighting to make her mind work towards an excuse for her reckless tongue- before Mizi did it for her.

Right there, right by the cinema bathrooms where Sua almost vomited out of lasting fear, where Mizi went red apologising and the two were a mess; Mizi gave a chaste kiss on the lips. 

 

For a first kiss, for them, it was perfect. 

 


 

Private Messages 

Starsua & Navi

 

4:20pm 

 

Navi: so girlie 

 

Navi: how was it 

 

Starsua: I am not ur girlie 

 

Navi: ITS JUST GOSSIP TALK 

Navi: cmonnnm I helped u

 

Navi: plz let me have this (^_^)

 

Starsua: it was wonderful 

 

Starsua: she is the most beautiful person I could ever have met

 

Starsua: she was by my side and everything, she didn’t mind i hated horror films and had my first kiss

 

Starsua: Mizi is sleeping on my shoulder rn 

 

Starsua: so cute shes drooling a bit tehee

 

Navi: oh my god how did she change you that badly 

 

Starsua: this train could explode and I would die happy

 

Navi: dont pull a luka

 

Navi: also wdym first kiss

 

Starsua: what

 

Starsua: its not like i got with others before 

 

Navi: no no i know u cant pull

 

Starsua: watch it

 

Starsua: ur lucky i feel enlightened by love now 

 

Navi: do u mean u didnt kiss mizi before????,,

 

Starsua: ? 

 

Starsua: we just started dating its not like i would suddenly grab her by the neck, kiss and choke her out before even confessing 

 

Navi: strangely specific that i feel called out somehow

 

Navi: BUT MIZI LITERALLY PROPOSED TO YOU?? IN A PARK???

 

Navi: AND YOU GUYS DIDNT KISS BEFORE???

 

Starsua: we did now 

 

Navi: you guys scare me 

 

Starsua: says the one with a crush on Till of all people 

 

Navi: HEY 

 

Navi: HES CUTE!!! AND TALENTED AND KIND AND 

 

Starsua: and the biggest idiot I have ever seen 

 

Starsua: Mizi just showed me his new cover

 

Starsua: I have to judge your taste for this come on

 

Navi: ..

 

Navi: it's a good song? 

 

Starsua: when your boy toy stops trying to serenade my future wife I will only respect you then 

 

Navi: ….

 

Navi: he's an idiot <3 

 

Starsua: and you two you guys fit one another 

 


 

Ivan sighed, having to give his sister that one, just nodding his head in agreement even though Sua wasn’t actually there physically to judge him. He was really glad that their date seemed to have gone so well. A+ and flying colours…Is this why Mizi’s discord name was Mimirizi? Does she have rizz? 

To congratulate himself, and ignore his sister’s texts that continued to roast him, Ivan switched back to the video he was rewatching for hours now. Ivan once again snorted a bit at the account name, TillDead, really he wasn’t subtle about it at all.

The small following the other managed to gather up on his alt account, dedicated to niche emo and punk covers, all seem astounded too by the new cover. It was a departure from the other songs after all— a love song? Ivan tapped the replay button again. 

There on the screen was Till’s body, just below so his head and identity were anonymously cut off. He strummed that white electric guitar of his again, more furiously than any other cover before- then his voice of pure, unadulterated yearning. He sang as Ivan hummed in tune; 

I’m in Love with a Girl! 

I fell in love once and almost completely

She's in love with the world

But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading

She turns and says, "Are you alright?"

I said, "I must be fine 'cause my heart's still beating"


Till was singing his heart out, sweat seen on screen rolling down his neck with his body seemingly getting redder in rising emotion. He’s practically screaming the lyrics as if hoping Mizi could hear it somewhere out there. Ivan sighed. 

 

He really did like them a bit dense…

Sua is usually right after all…

 


 

 

 

 

Notes:

Mizi being a horror visuals fanatic (loves cosplaying) VS Sua who is used to horror in writing, NOT visual

Ah to be a teenager, in love and dumb…mizisua my lovelies

Was relistening my old rock playlist and I didn’t realise so much of it was love songs…so that explains the chap title

Ivantill shenanigans next! I have a vague plan how its gonna go but hm i have to figure out their dynamic for this fic…

Regardless enjoy this fic and hope to see yall soon

Notes:

Everyone’s usernames:
Navi: Ivan
Starsua: Sua
Mimirizi: Mizi
Tillover: Till

The fic will have actual written moments of the gang outside chat + other social media moments

Ivan and sua are siblings to the same school

Mizi and Till are childhood friends going to the same school

Mizi/sua and ivan/till are not together yet! Yet.

Luka and hyuna will come…soon…

Thanks for reading!!