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“Come with me to the bathroom, Elphie,” Glinda insists suddenly.
It’s past midnight at Taco Bell; Elphaba has stopped questioning unusual things by now, including her girlfriend’s tendency towards strange requests. She automatically looks to Nessa, sitting across from her, who nods.
“She’ll be fine,” Fiyero assures Elphaba. “She’s got us,” he says, gesturing to himself and Boq, who’s sitting next to Nessa.
So Elphaba gets up and follows Glinda to the bathroom. It’s a dingy little room that surely has seen better days. As soon as the door lock clicks, Glinda turns and kisses Elphaba hard, pinning her against the door.
"What-- Glinda?" Elphaba gasps when Glinda breaks their kiss, kissing down her neck. "What are you doing?"
"What do you think I'm doing, Elphie?" Glinda asks as she kneels on the grimy Taco Bell bathroom floor, and fuck, just seeing her kneel in front of her sends heat throbbing through Elphaba's cunt. Without waiting for Elphaba's answer, Glinda flips up Elphaba's skirt and tugs down her panties.
"Glinda!" Elphaba hisses, trying to chide her girlfriend, but Glinda just looks at her with a wicked look in her eyes and pushes Elphaba's knees apart. Elphaba bites her lip. They're at Taco Bell with their friends-- is Elphaba really going to let Glinda eat her out in the bathroom? Is she going to be able to return to their table in the dining room like nothing had happened afterwards? Is she going to be able to hide what's happening now from Nessa?
Elphaba is thinking with her pussy, and she knows it, but she spreads her legs for Glinda, who settles between her thighs and wastes no time in getting her tongue between Elphaba's labia and pulling a moan out of her. Glinda's tongue is hot and wet against her cunt, making Elphaba's knees buckle.
When Glinda moves her tongue to Elphaba's clit, Elphaba has to bite down a shout. Glinda is moving fast, efficiently working Elphaba towards an orgasm. She swirls her tongue around Elphaba's clit and squeezes Elphaba's ass with her hands.
Elphaba looks down and sees that Glinda is watching her, even as she eats Elphaba out. Glinda sucks Elphaba's clit, and as she watches Glinda between her legs watching her, Elphaba comes hard and fast against Glinda's face.
She's a little dizzy afterwards and slumps against the wall. Glinda sits back on her heels and smiles smugly at Elphaba.
"Was that what you wanted me here for?" Elphaba finally manages to ask weakly.
"Yes," Glinda says, looking very self-satisfied. She stands up and heads over to the sink, where she washes her face. Elphaba pulls up her panties and smooths her skirt, hoping that she doesn't look like she just had an orgasm. Together, they leave the bathroom holding hands and head back towards their table in the dining room.
"Took you long enough," Boq grumbles as they slide back into their seats.
"They were probably having sex or something," Fiyero says casually, making Elphaba accidentally inhale the sip of Baja Blast that she had just taken. "Oh my god, you were?" Fiyero grins wildly. "I was just joking." Elphaba continues to cough, much preferring the experience of choking on her mountain dew to having to look her friends and sister in the eye right now.
"No," Elphaba says after she unfortunately recovers from her coughing fit, trying to sound convincing.
"Elphaba Thropp, you are the worst liar I have ever known," Nessa says, looking very unimpressed. Fuck. Nessa can always tell when Elphaba is lying. Elphaba tries to slide under the table in shame.
"You're going to show us what you did?" Fiyero teases, and Elphaba shoots back up in her seat, blood rushing to her face.
"I hate you all! Except Nessa, but only a little bit," Elphaba shrieks as she covers her face with her hands. "Why aren't any of you razzing Glinda, just me?"
"You're more fun to poke," Fiyero says. "Glinda's just proud of what she did, she's got no shame."
Elphaba glances at Glinda between her fingers, who indeed, looks very proud of herself. Elphaba groans.
"Can we just forget this ever happened?" she asks.
"Nope," Boq says.
"No way," Fiyero agrees.
Elphaba lays her head on the table, refusing to look any of them in the eye again. Good things always happen after midnight, her ass. Taco Bell could eat her entire ass. Not literally, though-- Glinda gets kind of territorial over her, and also, that was exactly the sort of thing that got Elphaba into this situation in the first place. But the sentiment stands.