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Isagi was hanging out with Kurona and Hiori, as he always seemed to be since he came back from Germany. At the moment, they were all playing a regular game of Truth or Dare to pass the time, until Hiori perked up when it was his turn to ask Isagi,
”Truth or Dare, Isagi?” He asked, his signature malicious grin on his face.
"Dare,” Isagi responded, because, and I quote,”His mama didn’t raise no bitch.”
“I dare you to call that definitely real boyfriend of yours and tell him you love him, on speaker,” he giggled.
Isagi rolled his eyes, pulling out his phone, which had Kurona and Hiori wondering.. who was he going to call, no way he actually pulled, Isagi didn't have rizz!
Eventually, the phone ringing stopped, and someone picked up,
“Hey Idiotser. Ich liebe du” Isagi spoke into the phone, the German language sliding off his tongue easily. The person on the end spoke up,”Yoichi..” he said dramatically, “ich liebe du auch,”
Isagi paused, “Worüber redest du. Ich liebe dich mehr als du mich liebst.”
“Und ich liebe dich mehr!"
Hiori and Kurona watched curiously as the two spoke in progressively more aggressive German,
“Was sagst du?? Ich liebe du mehr, ich gerade gesagt dich,”
“Ich sagte, ich liebe dich mehr!!” the other voice said, before Isagi hung up.
A small silence, before Kurona spoke up, “What was all that about? About?” he asked,
Isagi looked up, remembering the most the two knew of German was how to say Hello, which, was just ‘Hallo’
“We were, uh..arguing over who loves each other the most,” Isagi responded.
“Gays..” Hiori whispered silently, earning a glare, and a hit from Isagi, “Sagt du,” he replied, sticking his tongue out.
Meanwhile, Kurona sat, not fully registering Isagi had rizz.