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Hi guys, so im going through some intense writers block with my one-shots rn, so I'm deciding to write cute little scenarios like in the DOA6 trivia, hope you enjoy!
Scenario 1: Body swap!
Zack wakes up on the Freedom Survivor, feeling strange. He doesn't recognise this room at all. He takes a few deep breaths and looks down.
Zack: "NICE!"
His voice doesn't sound right, it's too high, and very accented. It sounds like a French woman trying to speak in an American acc- wait. He looks into a mirror in this lavish bedroom and screams.
Marie Rose bursts into Helena's bedroom.
Marie Rose: "Miss Helena! Is everything okay?"
"Helena": "Like hell it is! Yo, what the hell is happening?"
Marie Rose widens her eyes and slowly backs out of the bedroom.
Marie Rose, murmuring to herself: "U...uh...I'm pretty sure a Christian woman wouldn't say 'hell'. Maybe she's changing faith...no, unlikely."
The Swedish girl takes a few deep breaths and walks back into the bedroom.
Marie Rose: "Miss Helena...?"
"Helena": "I'm tellin' ya! I ain't Helena, I'm Zack! What the shit is goin' on?"
Marie Rose, thinking: Okay, I'm pretty sure Helena wouldn't cuss, not even as a joke. I'm genuinely scared now.
A walkie-talkie goes off on the end-table of Helena's bed. It's Bayman.
Bayman: "Miss, it was a mistake taking your dog to my apartment. She keeps chewing up my furniture. Giving her more belly rubs does not stop the furniture chewing."
Marie Rose: "Pffffffffft. Dummy doesn't even know how to train a dog!"
"Helena": "Well, how would you punish a dog, Bayman?"
Bayman: "...no more belly rubs. Roger."
"Helena": "Exactly, bro!"
Bayman: "Hmph, someone's been hanging around with Zack a little too much."
"Helena": "My dude, you're jealous! I knew you liked her!"
Bayman: "I'm very confused now. You are not the Miss Helena I enjoy talking to. Goodbye."
Marie Rose: "So, you're really Zack?"
"Helena": "Yeah, I am!"
Marie Rose: "I'm going back to bed."
"Helena": "Don't blame ya, Swedish Chef."
Marie Rose: "Call me that again and I will body-slam you, no matter whose body you're in, Zack!"
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Scenario 2: Don't be shy, Mila!
Mila is working at Johnny's Diner, and a mysterious winged woman enters the bar. Contains slight WLW and MLM ( not multi-level marketing, lol) themes.
Diego: "Hey, Mila, stressed?"
Mila: " Oh my god, tell me about it! Ordering anything?"
Diego: "Hm, let me check the change in my pocket...twenty-cents...thirty-cents...fifty-cents..."
Mila: "Diego, it's on me."
Diego: "No, I got it, a whole dollar and fifty cents! One bacon sandwich please."
Mila: "You're in a good mood."
Diego: "Well, someone gave me chocolates. In a cute pink-wrapping too."
Mila: "Do I know this person?"
Diego: "None other than the winner of the sixth tournament!"
Mila: "I don't believe you."
Diego takes out the chocolates from god-knows-where and reads out the label.
Diego: "To Jann Lee, from Leifang. Jann Lee told me he doesn't eat sweets, and gave them to me."
Mila: "Oh...so you're a thing now?"
Diego: "What? No! He just had no use for them and...and..."
Mila: "He could've gave them to a cute girl, but he gave them to you, so my guess is"-
The conversation is interrupted by another person entering the diner.
Brad: "Oh, hell, Nyotengu you arrived!"
Nyotengu: "That I did...gosh, these wings can be an inconvenience, hope I don't knock anything over with these large...wings."
Diego: "Anime convention isn't on for a couple of months, lady."
Nyotengu ignores the remark and sits next to Brad.
Nyotengu: "Hey, goregeous, one chocolate shake please."
Mila: "I-I'm on it! I mean, sure! Haha..."
Loud crashing is heard in the kitchen.
Nyotengu: "Hey, Jedward, why are you glaring at me like that? Jealous I'm going to steal your girlfriend? Ohohoho!"
Brad: "Hahaha!"
Diego: "Tsk."
Mila: "One...one chocolate shake!"
Nyotengu: "Thank you darling, seems like you had a smashing time back there. I like to have those too - if you get my drift."
Mila: "Yep, uh, one of those days, hehe."
Mila trips on her own two feet. Her boss comes rushing in.
Johnny: "Mila, what is up with your performance right now? You've done great all day, yet you're clumsy as anything right now! Young man, may I ask if there's anything on her mind?"
Diego subtly points at Nyotengu whilst neither her nor Brad is not looking.
Johnny: "Oh. Well, last time we had a tengu, he kept poking his stupid long nose in all our soups. Good thing this one's more human-looking. Gotta go!"
Nyotengu and Brad Wong leave the diner after talking amongst theirselves.
Mila: "Urgh, I'm so dumb..."
Diego: "Well, if it wasn't for that drunk bozo, you could've asked for her number, she can do better in my opinion"-
Mila: "Diego I'm not asking a customer for their number! Even though I totally would, I"-
Nyotengu, peeking in through the door: "I can hear you nice and clear, freckled cutie!"
Mila: "...I need a break."