collection of daybreak fics ive written while i was either drunk or high for some reason

by ameyui

Summary:

self explanatory title. I do this shit way too much nowadays it's concerning but the fics are always funny so i made this to expose myself

PLEASE TAKE THE TAGS LIGHTLY ITS NOT THAT BAD

Chapter 1: kiat can u play footsies with me

alexei is sadly stroking his shit to fictional anime catgirls and sighing. “What the fuck man, this shit isnt that hot anymore i fuckinf hate my life kkms” he sighed sighingly as he let out a sigh. He stood up and drank his cum off his stupid 2 inch cock and had an eureka moment.”ph hey what if i jerk off to a REAL perso n .hahhahahahahahahahah. im so smart. Someone praise me.”

 

Alexei was feeling incrwdibly skibidi thinkinf about hopping onmegle but ALL OF A SUDDEN a text message pops up….and it’s from kiat….!

kiatty: hey alexei :3
Degenerocity: what the fhck docuou want
kiatty: nothinf much you wanted to go on omegle right??? Fuck that place its full of femboy trolls

Wha.t the fuck. How the hell could Kiat read minds!!!!?!! Fuck that little gay boy right in the ass bro he was always creepy

Degenerocity: bifch tf
k,iatty: ueah wanna voice call the REAL DEAL instead
Degenerocity: what thehell, sure,. Im not gay though that shits gay.

 

Alexei opened his webcam and sat there srupidly because hes stupid and suddenly a request to call from Kiat popped up. Of course he was horny for catgirls catboys catwhateveranythinfbuttheacrualanimalhesnotazoophile so he accepted.

Kiat was of course wearing a super intensely bazingaly sexy cat maid dress with a cleavage bigger than the amount of bitches Alexei can gather in 3 timelines (ZERO).

“Hello alexei :3.”
“Hi”
“Wanna play footsies”
“Wait what the hell i dont have a foot fetish”
“I know you do shut up hoe”
“Ugh fine how do we even do it through a screen though”

All of a sudden Kiat shoved his bare right foot onto his camera.
“We’re basically long distance which is ass so we have to pretend for this”

“Holy fuck “ Alexei said calmly, “i can feel my two inch become twenty seven inch but what the hell sure”
“Im sorry what.”
“Nothing. Continue.”

At this point Alexei literally cannot believe hes doing an ON CAMERA ROLEPLAY with his stupid fucking ekitten idk wjat to call him and uh he staets having a mid life crisis. Oh my god…..wwhat if I AM GAY,

Even though through a screen he cojld feel the warmth of kiat’s feet againsr his and it made him super insanely hard and he really needed to rub kt out

“Hey Kiat”
“Yes omega”
“Can you pretend your feet is rubbinf ny peanits”
“Whattne fuck sure”

Kiat somehow did it without question and boom alexei starTED IMMEDIATELY JERKING OFF FEROCIOUSLY. so ferocious he didnt even realize he forgot to t urn off his fuxkjng mic.

“Lexei ur moaning and shit youre getting waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy into this brah”
“Shit shit shit shit shjt shit shit right my bad”
“thjs is why i reconsider talking to a mentally ill bitch”
“OKAY IM SORRY”

“Alexei i swear im not deaf I could also hear you calling my name is there somethinf you want to say you FAG”

oH my god. This bitch has supersonic hearing i swear.

“what”
“Yeah why the fuck are you calling me kiat senpai are you stroking your shit”
“no WHAT THE FHCK MAN YOURE SCARY”
“YOU”RE JERKING OFF JN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FOOTSIES ROLEPLAY.”
“ugh fine you caugh tme”
“eeeeehhhh i dont mind if you continued tho i wanna fuck with you. I know your degenrate ass likes bejng drgradwd”

Wow. Kiat would do allat for him, if jts not true love what the fuck is this. Alexei was so touched he could feel hiserection grow anothwr 35 inches

“Kiat i wjsh you coukd be here in real life to jork my shit”
“yeah same kitten”
“wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wair wait wait im cumming”
“Cool”

Notes:

while drabbling this down i was choking and laughing at the word cock at 3am

Chapter 2: does this count as a one night stand

“Hey sugar buns how the fuck did we even get here in fhe first folace”

Jonas mumbled, Burried inonstwr energy druinks with alexei besides him whos gently cradling his balls.

“I have no fucking clue sweet fheeks but can we make out” Alexei said
“Yes if course honey bee” Jonas smield smiley and he started plasterign his hot sweaty lips againsgt alexei's lips “daddys feeling romantical… ..”

“wait wait wait wait wait” Alexei paused pushing the hot sweaty lips off him, xcan we play a song to make it even more romantical*

“
“Yes of course you're so smart and handsome my lovey diversity 2936 eooden handger “jonas smiled as he puleld up his ohone “ Can we play choke by i sont knoe howbut thet founder”

“holt shit baby girl you know his nusic tuens me on so much you know meo well darlign “alexei gushed this time pushing his hot sweaty lips against jonas’ “daddys feelign romantical too” “heh… .kitren gyess wereboth feeking romantical…”
Jonas whisperee into Alexei”# s ears “immgonna show you how roanntixal how i feel m… …”

“yes daddy” Alexei whistpered back “Please get me mpreg “

“Yes anythinf kitten wants… … … … .”

nine months later

“PUSH . … … .. PUSH!!!!!!!! ;!!!!””

“I'M PUSHIJG GOD DAMMIT UUUGUUEYEHDHJSHSJEBSNDBDKBDJEBSJSVSKAVXKXG”

“Alexei” Jonas said calmly “WHY THE FUCK DOES OUR BABY LOOK LIKE P3NG DIDYOY ACRUALLY FUCK A ROBOT “

“WHAT THE FUCK NO”

“IM SAD. YOU CHEATR. WE SHOULD DIVORCW”

and theb santiywatcher divorged the end

Notes:

jax is getting a divorce reference did anyone get that btw i was on 3 sips of a 20% alcohol drink while writing this my head was spinning i was on the verge of puking and this stupid thing was what came out of it.

Chapter 3: kissing puters because im single and horny

“man this shit lonely as fuck why do i have to be a basemtn dwellign little stinky fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” alexei says sadly as he goons to catgirls on his computer “oh well8at leatsi hae my puter. Ahusuheuahueueueue8heuueu8ueueuyeueueueeye”

while doing his masterly gooning work of gooning HIS POWER FUCKING SHUTS DOWN. LOOOSEEEERRRR that’s when he noticed that his dumbass forgo to pay his electricity bills

“Fuuuuuuck are you fukcking kidding me the hentai was so good” alexei groaned because he was still horny as fuck because the electrictiy was being a lame ass cockblocker so he just. Kind of sat there i guess

as he continued sitting there with his peanites out like a fucking loser alexei REALLY needed the sweetweets weet sweet sweet release because the electricity outage was getting on his nerves. his eyes landed sigmaly on the closed computer rightin front of him,”woooeoowwzza what if i just made out with the computer right now it would be soooooo funny “ he thought

maybe its because alexei was high as fuck or because of the fans and air conditioning not working but the tension and heat was rising between him and his fuckass old computr. alexei sighed, “well fuck it then if this is how you want it to be then fiNE I WILL KISS MY FUCKING COMPUTER”

And then after that he straight up went for a big juicy ferocious sloppy kiss with hsi computer. it didnt reciprocate btu its ok it;s part of the charm of a big hot computer screen alexei started licking alllllllllll over the screen. he wasnt even thinking of the hot cat girl tiddies on the screen he was just enjoying the dead ass black screen iono i guess he got turned on by tgat]

alexei continuef to lick all over the puter and started super ucnonciously strokgn his [eanits which was STILL OUT IN THE OPEN BY THE WAY., fuck it felt sooooooo much better than jerking it to cat girl pussy he did NOT know he wasinto puters like that \\
:”fuuuuuuuck im almost there compruetr mmmmffhhhggghhhhhh” alexei moans like a bitch boy. No repl.y. No shit hes getting no reply hes basically rubbing himself to a fucking dead monitor screen.

an d GUESS WHAT as soon as this bitch boy orgasms the electricity comes back on and his hentai comes back on. How convenient. but too bad that weak ass shit dont do anything to his tingling pingaling anymore he already know his puter on his own is sexy as fuck,! Idk man he finds a new and improved abd better way to jerk off with his lonely ass the end

Notes:

i just had objectum alexei in my mind and im sick and 1/8 awake at 4am soooooo new chapter here instead of finishign my bossemil smut sowwy,,WAIT THIS IS THE THIRD ALEXEI MASTURBATION FIC BASICALLY OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SO SORRY GOD IM GETTING UNCREATIVE EVEB WHEN IM HIGH

Chapter 4: Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~

Summary:

Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~

18:36 pm

“heey lexei whats u”

“Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~”.

*”what rhw fuck”

“hello are u ok”

Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~”

“CAN YIU SAYSOEMTHING OTHER THAN HOW MUCH YOU LIKE DICK YOU FAGGOT”

“Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~”

“thats it buddy.”

“check outside :3c”

“Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and loonndbdkswjekrkrkbekdjebewkbdkd dnnfmfnkrkkrnrkkdndkejrk”

 

21:48 pm

“do you think my dih was cute”

“Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~”

“KILL YOIRSELF”

 

 

 

Notes:

Dihs are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(.ω.) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3” hehe ~

Chapter 5: just because its rainbow DOSENT mean its gay !

Summary:

kelvin mpreg

"hello my beautiful boyfriend" arlo giggles as he pins kelvin against the wall. "lookin reall...fly..tonight..."

"Oh ggood golly wilkers" kelvin gasps likean anime schoolgirl.
"whays weong.?

kelvin stutters " nnothign....its...just....the thing in your hand....."

"oh yah ur ralking about my rainbow dildo what about it"

"Why rhe fuck do you have a dildo fhemed to my halloween costume faggot

" idk"

"makes sense"

"anywyas....." arlo giggles as he holds kelvin by the waist "sinxe i have the shiz....and its just us.....lets...heh... have some fun. gay fun."

"what the fuck" kelvin says as he pulls down his pants

"you heard me gay boy. bend ova"

"just. bwcause. its rainbow dosent mean its gay"

"hah! Too bad! TAKE THIS RAINBOW ANAL,FAGGOT!" arlo says and proceeds to fuck kelvin ferociously in both holes

nine momths later he becam pregnant the end❤

Notes:

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FIC GAINING TRACTION.

Chapter 7: junemil femboy roleplay

Summary:

Yo dude! You weren't active on our Daybreak 2 Femboy roleplay discord server! Is everything okay?

"jun u werent active on our femboy roleplay server for a whole week r u ok" emil said worriedly

"emil what tge fuck" jun said

emil grabbed juns balls for mental supporft "yeah dude we're all weorried sick for you man we still need to act out the sex scene finale"

"the what"

"holy shit ur oblivious"

jun groaned "ok man. ur cool but i have no fucking clue what femboy roleplay shit ur talking about"

"YOU'RE LITERALLY THE CO OWNER."

"WHAT"

"........is this really what i have to do"

"do wh" and before jun could yap anymore with his faggotry emil started tonguing him like crazu

"do you remember this. we did this at the chapter 3 finale"

"ohmy god.....vro......" jun had his realozation "i rember now......sorry"

"its ok i love ur autistic tiddies now cmere we need to act out the finale"

"yay"

Notes:

hi sorry for not posting for a month i got employed. starwatcher is coming soon i prommy

Chapter 8: kind sir these are my man tits

Summary:

literally a rarepair i thought of today while playing with a dante as field agent kelvin. their voicelines were lowkey flirty they said... sigh.... little did they know im unfortunately a delusional autistic rarepairer. go my yaoislop❤❤

"nno killer senpai please dont kill me お願い im sososo close to tge exit" kelvin says

"no lol" killer alexei senpai says calmly, "im gonna shove my baton up ur ass"

"what the fuck"

kelvin didnt feel like getting publicly molested today so obviously he was starting to panic. his stamina was being a little bitch boy not wanting to regen and he still had a bit of distance to go..,,

just when kelvin could feel the nefarious batons scary scary aura get closer to his ass SUDDENLY! his savior dante runs up to him

"quick kelvin run into my lantern itll boost your speed" dante says

"OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH IM LITERALLY GONNA TONGUE YOU SO HARD WHEN I ESCAEP" jelvin scrwams without thinkign and runs to the exit sucessfully rhanks to the lantern

meanwhile................

"heyo dante thanks again for the lanterm" kelvin says

"oh no problem" dante says, "so about the tonguing"

"Oh right fuck" kelvin says

"ssoooo..." dante unleashes his beast tongue

"rrifht" kelvin squirms and starts tonguing him

"oh and also one thinf" dante communicates to kelvin through tongue telepathy

"yyeah" kelvin responds

"can i feel your tits"

"what"

"i mean...ive been eying them ever since i got here and... well... heh... lets just say... they look so firm"

"Oh my god dante you freakster" kelvin says, "sure"

"COWABUNGA"

after getting the super hot consent dante starts playing around with kelvins tits professionally

"dude are man tits seriously that hot" kelvin says

"yeah lol man tits r the new hot shit try touching mine" dante says

"damn ok" kelvin says as he starts touching them immediately after also getting the super hot consent, "Oh my god fine shyt ur right theyre amazing"

"heh ik" dabte says, "ur funny im gonna impregnate you"

"what"

and then kelvin got pregnant with twins❤ the end

Chapter 9: ryder what the fuck is knifeplay

Summary:

shoutout to my glorious wife for coming up with ryder x slasher toxic yaoi

ryder was taking a very sweet and calm nighr walk when SUDDENLY.....he spots a shadow behind him

"woah its YOU its you the big nefarious killer wren hraris!" ryder says

"what rhe fuck" wren says

"dude ur all over the news beah and i happen to be a detective ur so cooked buddy"

"God fucking dammit this is stupid"
"okay look please ryder senpai im so sorry ppease dont take me away prison is scary ill do anything" wren pleads and...woaow.... he looks like such a pathetic and cutie and hot daddy babygirl.... ryder couldnt help but feel his little freidn grow

"yeah sure" the nefariously stupid ryder with the survival instincts of a coughing baby says

"FUCK YEAH" wren says

"on...one conditioj......." ryder says grabbing wrens ungodly big fat juicy ass "anytjing...........?"

"y-y-yes....abythugn....." wren says blushing like a schoolgirl

"mmm yes....good boy" ryder says, "show me what u can do with yo shiny knife pookie"

wren pulls the knife out like pullijg out a peenar and puts it against ryders neck "llike this right............."

oh.my. god. ryder had an awakening bigger than his gay awakening he was harder than the fucking rock "hholy shit rhats amazing brochacho yeah it feels like im getting edged"

"ok....gggood...good to know rhat im doing it right ryder senpai............" wren says shyly again

"ok wait actually" ryder says "I think im gonna kill myself out of embarassment because fuck do you mean im into gettinf edged by a knife can u help.me with that after i bust"

"oh yyeah sure.....! anything for you >.<" wren says

"rhanks kitten" rider says and then he starts ezploding ecwyeehwere "Ok kill me now"

"ok senpai nnya" wren meows and penetrates the knife into ryders throat but with consent

and before wren skedaddles away from the ccrime scene he says "i have no ideabwhat to do with your dead body in the middle of the walkway but sayonara ryder senpai nya"