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I love to hump everything in my line of sight. If you’re into humping, well—you’ve found the right diary. Maybe I’ll surprise you… or maybe you’re just as nasty as me.
This is exactly what it says on the tin: a couple with no shame, rutting against the mundane (and sometimes against people, yep). You stumbled in here—might as well keep reading.
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Devotion by RayByAnotherName for apo_mekhanes
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
10 Sep 2025
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Something something, Elendil performs oral sex on the sword and it awakens a *thirst*
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- Part 47 of Manic Drabbling
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The House on Neibolt Street by VenusVampire
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
09 Sep 2025
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Patrick Hockstetter has always had a fascination with the morbid and sinister, especially the house on Neibolt Street with an unusual dark energy.
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POV: You’re in love with a Fork.
A prompt challenge by my friend, “Write a fanfic about a incel who falls in love with a Fork.”
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A collection of nsfw art for The Stanley Parable. Will be updated and tags will be added.
All drawn by an objectum artist who's just here for a fun time. It's equal parts silly and genuine ! -
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‘You sat the bottle down beside you quickly, eyes darting away as you felt your cheeks heat up. No one was around, you knew that, and yet it felt all too absurd to think and do such a thing.
It was one thing to be wine drunk, and another to be cock drunk. To be both at once, however, was a foolish way to spend the rest of your night.’
.｡.:*☆ a zaynexfem!mc fic. or, zayne’s away and mc is tipsy and missing him. what better way to take out your frustrations than giving a blowjob to a wine bottle because it’s almost like it’s your boyfriend’s cock? (heavy on the almost).
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Ford owns a possessed espresso machine. The daily maintenance can get a little... involved.
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- Part 3 of Stan Bros Coffee
- Part 5 of Ancharan's Podfics
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Handy Hints For Housewives by JunoRain
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Sep 2025
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You want to do laundry. Drysdale wants to do you. Washford wants the spin cycle to end.
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Любимец изысканных тканей by fandom Our Flag Means Death 2025 (team_Our_Flag_Means_Death), Regis for Lilywhitedove
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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Он берет в руки рубашку и поворачивается к зеркалу спиной, чтобы внимательно осмотреть ее на свету и убедиться, что она целая и чистая. И только он собирается снова пойти к шкафу, как что-то обвивает его шею сзади и тянет к зеркалу. Стид хрипит.
Он выпускает из рук рубашку и с силой толкает локтем того, кто находится позади. Но за ним нет ничего, кроме воздуха.
Воздуха и ткани.
Проклятый камзол оживает, затыкает Стиду рот и связывает его, а потом трахает. Вот собственно и весь фик.
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成为选民 by OwlbearMilkStew
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
29 Aug 2025
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盖尔·德卡里奥斯，这位来自深水城的法师拥有令人欣羡的起点：天赋出众，继承了可观的家产，并毕业于顶尖的魔法学府。他的人生本是一片坦途，或许最终会在自传中留下诸如“不求金银满仓，唯愿爱意盈怀”、“勇者先啜饮世界之醇”“九环奥术，不过凡俗法理之桎梏”一类的箴言。然而，在他二十三岁那年，神秘的白毛ts娘将他内推至梦寐以求的魔法女神选民之位。盖尔很快发现，选民身份之下的现实，与他曾经的想象截然不同。
是回法师塔躺平，继续当无孩爱猫老宅男；还是暂时委身于上司，以换取接触传奇法术的宝贵机会？遗憾的是，命运给予他的，并不是一道简单的选择题……
基于被遗忘的国度历史捏造的长篇黄文。饺子包多了，大概第8章开车_(:з」∠)_
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peanut butter x jam smut i wrote in like 2022… thats literally it im sorry
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Fanfictions of BFDI characters in horrific situations by orphan_account for Cherryshotarapist
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
26 Aug 2025
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Don't read this is you don't like rape or minor x adult uhh yeah
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- Part 1 of Characters go through horrific stuff
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In the Coils of the Worm by Anonymous
Fandoms: His Majesty The Worm (Tabletop RPG), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
26 Aug 2025
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Beneath the City is the Ossuary, the City of Bones. Beneath the City of Bones is the Undercity. A labyrinth filled with monsters and treasure, death and undeath, desperate violence and desperate love.
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- Part 2 of Down in the Dungeon
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Will add onto as I get more ideas
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Blessed Sinful Desires by Shota_Straw_Hat (xXAvengedDaemonXx), XxJ0ycid3xX (xXAvengedDaemonXx)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Aug 2025
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Luffy knows that everything they do in the land of so known as God is a sin in others words from this place, but he doesn't care and let it free those desires trapped inside at having fun with Zoro's one of swords as things gets bigger at this same night.
(Skypiea Arc)
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- Part 19 of ZoLu OTP
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I Had Sex With My Computer And All I Got Was This Lousy Sticker by CozyDragon_32
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
21 Aug 2025
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🌐｡ ₊°⊹ ࣪ ˖💿๋࣭ ⭑
They fell madly in love with Mac as an object and then as a person.
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Stanley and the Bucket make sweet desperate love together while the Narrator watches from the omniscient cuck chair.
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- Part 1 of One-Off Smut for The Soul
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The boulder’s existence was nothing short of mysterious. Some would even say eerie. S.C. Ruffey didn’t fear him, however. Far from it.
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Day 1 of moonieangel's Loumand microfic event. Prompt - "modern/ancient," 128 words.
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- Part 1 of loumand microfic week 2025
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Sol is figuring out his objectum identity and treats himself to some destressing after work.