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Part 2 of [ Streamer!Idol Ruikasa / Main Story + Side Quests ], Part 2 of [*•. Takoyaiki's Blaint Favoritism...! ☆, Part 2 of [*•. Takoyaiki's Ruikasa fics ☆]
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2025-03-01
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PJSK CHAT FIC!! THAT I FEEL LIKE DOING FROM BOREDOM!! CRACKFIC!!! (SEKAIDE 1st Side Quest 😝)

Summary:

Uhhhh I'm doing side Quests and i'm LAZY 😝😝😝

Notes:

I'M STUPID WAIT

╰┈➤ header • name list ! ➤

~ mikumiku!

Virtual Singers
Anon M - Miku
ORANG!! - Rin
BANAN!! - Len
Tuna Queen - Luka
Wine 🤤 - MEIKO
Ice Cream - KAITO

Leo/Need
Voice - Ichika
Kiki!! - Saki
Pie - Honami
UsaShi - Shiho

MORE MORE JUMP
Rinrin - Minori
Peingu - Haruka
MoiKi - Airi
Swan - Shizuku

Vivid Bad Squad
Hamster - Kohane
VIVID - An
Aki - Akito
Auno - Toya

Wonderlands x Showtime
Torpe - Tsukasa
SMILEY!! - Emu
KusaNe - Nene
Danchos - Rui

Nightcord 25
K - Kanade
Yuki - Mafuyu
Enanan - Ena
Amia - Mizuki

BOOM 👅

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The welcome of a SEKAIDE the first sequel cause im doing side quests 😝

Chapter Text

Anon M: Hehe!! As it now starts! Sequel 1/?? for "Pick your favourite Idol!!" & "What I would do for attention till I'm inlove" (unreleased yet) Although our SEKAI's are here!
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'Anon M created a group chat and added 20+ people'

' ANON M RENAMED THE SERVER AS • SEKAIDE!! • '

'Anon M made ORANG!!, BANAN!!, Tuna Queen, Wine 🤤, Ice Cream 🤤, Voice, Minorinrin, Hamster, Torpe, K admins'

 

Anon M: Greeting Everyone!! It is I! Hatsune Miku!! Your probably wondering what is this group chat... Its for all the SEKAI owners and members in Shibuya!
~ Some made by everyone some by duo and some alone. good luck trying to find each one out~! mikumiku out!!

 

Anon M pinned this message.
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Ice Cream 🤤: Well... This is embaressing...

 

Torpe: HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!

 

KusaNe: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TORPE??

 

Danchos: Cause he could be~!

 

Torpe: Nvm bye chat Saki's calling me to read some shouju manga's with her...
~ BYE!!!!

 

SMILEY!!: UWAHHH!! HIII!!!

 

Anon M: Why are my least/favourites chatting...

 

Torpe: Ano sinasabi mo?

 

Anon M: Sorry po...

 

vivid replied to torpe:
VIVID: HOLY SHIT?? FILIPINO KA SENPAI??

 

Torpe: Thats right my dear kouhai!! I indeed am!! Including my dear sister and toya!!

 

VIVID: @auno_ WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU WERE FILIPINO?? IKAW TALAGA TOYA ☹️☹️☹️

 

Auno: Dont say that... Anywho greetings everyone :)

 

Enanan: Hii c ( • _ • ) ^

 

Aki: Of course it has a big mouth... YOU FUCKING BIG BACK??

 

Enanan: SAYS YOU?? YOU ATE ALL THE FUCKING CHICKEN AND BEEF AND LEFT THE VEGATABLES FATASS??

 

Aki: SHUT UP

 

Wine 🤤: Drama already? Get me my wine glass and wine @KAITOS_SHIRT

 

Tuna Queen: Got it maam,,,
~ @KAITOS_PANTS i got it already...

 

Ice Cream 🤤: Why my clothes.

 

Tuna Queen: Why not?

 

+*:ꔫ:*﹤ hours later when more people went online... ﹥*:ꔫ:*+

 

Voice: Miku-san?! I didnt expect you to be literate with your statement...

 

L/N Anon M: Literate..? Literate? Literary...?

 

Voice: Miku no.

 

L/N Anon M: BOKU NO DAKI DE NAKE CHUU DE NOTTE HANAGI NAKE NADE NAGA RATATAA!!

 

Kiki!!: LITERARY NONSENCE MENTIONED!!

 

Hamster: HADOURE NAKE NORU NAKE DORE NATTA SOO HADO RE DE NAKA CHUU DE RODEE!!
~ USO MASHNORI SAAA ANASHNORI HANA-

' L/N Miku and Kohane finished the lyrics after awhile... '

 

Torpe: Yay!!

 

Danchos: That was wonderful fufu~!

 

BANAN!!: I'm glad that im their kid...

 

ORANG!!: ME TOO!!! >.<

 

Torpe: What.

 

Danchos: Oya~ Seems to be we have kids Tsukasa-kun~! You would make a great mother from all those parental skills you do have :3 not to mention a wonderful malewifey ^^

 

Torpe: Feel free to sleep ALONE today Kamishiro.

 

Danchos: My wifey wife WHAT.

 

' Torpe blocked Danchos '

 

Torpe: No one tell me what his messaging.
~ im mad at him.

 

Kiki!!: LMAOOO Anyways get off and read with me some shouju manga...

 

Torpe: yeah... got it

 

' 2 people went offline '

 

Minorinrin: HII!!! SO SORRY WE DIDNT TALK!!! We had practice :<<<

 

Anon M: Dw Minori! No one is really talking maybe due to practice or scrolling :(((

 

Yuki: Hmm... what is this?

 

K: Its the chat room for SEKAI members I think?

 

Voice: Wait...

voice replied to anon m : Some made by ever...
Voice: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

 

Anon M: Uhh... Yeah that is true...
~ actually for the ones that made their SEKAI's alone did infact made there SEKAI's when they were YOUNG. "Young" as in when they were like around 5-6 and 14 years old...

 

UsaShi: I did NOT talk in here but WHAT

 

K: I could reveal the one for the person who made it when they were "14" it is @yukii_

 

SMILEY!!: UWAHHH!!! ASAHINA-SENPAI MADE IT??

 

Yuki: indeed... i did.

 

Auno: Well now we must find the 2nd person ;)

 

KusaNe: Yeah... Who?

 

WiKai: uhh... can I? @THEWORLDISMINE_wxsvers

 

WxS Miku: YAY!! GO ON ^^

 

SMILEY: Wait a sparkly moment... Hmmm!! I NOW KNOW!!

 

Wikai: Yes Emu... it indeed is @starr_

 

Torpe: Ye
~ what up

 

Aki: WHAT THE FUCK??

 

VIVID: BRO MADE IT ALONE?? HUH IN THAT DAY AND AGE 😨

 

Torpe: yeap!! ^^

 

Auno: Thats really surprising.

 

MoiKi: I have reading the chat in silence and THIS SHOCKED ME.

 

Swan: Hi 😇 guys 😆 its nice 😁 to see you all 👏

 

Torpe: God Shizuku turn of you auto Emoji Key Board.

 

Swan: Okay! 😇
~ how about now?

 

Torpe: How. JUST HOW DID YOU DO IT WITH OUT ASKING??

 

Peingu: Dont worry Tenma-san me and Airi-san were close by to help her :)

 

Torpe: Ah! Thats nice to know! Thank you Kiritani-san! :D

 

Minorinrin: HI TSUKASA-SAN!!!

 

Torpe: Greetings Minori!!

 

Amia: SENPAI YOU KNOW EVERYONE IN MORE MORE JUMP?? HUHHH

 

Torpe: Of course! I knew Minori through Ichika then met Kiritani in an event, then met Airi through a school feild trip! as for Shizuku we are childhood friends!

 

Amia: ....IM JEALOUS 😭😭😭 bro KNOWS MORE MORE JUMP?? THE ENTIRE SQUAD TOO??
~ Rui's telling me and spamming me to tell you to unblock him...

 

Torpe: ...Fine

 

Danchos: Tsukasa-kun I dearly apologies for all my actions and what I have done to offend you. Please dont make your next bento as vegetable's please.

 

Torpe: I'll think about it when i'm not in a bad mood.

 

Danchos: Thank you dear :)

 

KusaNe: Ivantill copies 😭

 

Torpe: Shut up :((

 

SMILEY!!: NENE!! YOU MADE TSUKASA KUN SAD!!!

 

KusaNe: Uhgggg fine... I'M SORRY!!!

 

Torpe: Okay.

 

KusaNe: BUDDY I'M SORRY :((

 

Torpe: Omg Identity is playing?!?!?! @kanaa_

 

K: I have been summoned through force.

 

Voice: Chat. IM GONNA CRY

 

Kiki!!: WHYY :((

 

Voice: I DELETED MY LYRICS BY ACCIDENT 😭 AND SAVED IT

 

Pie: I got a copy dw ichi :)

 

Voice: I LOVE YOU HONAMI

 

ORANG!!: Author let us speak >:(

 

"no."

 

ORANG!!: WHY NOTTT!!

 

" tsukasa is priority kid. "

Torpe: Me??

" yes bbg. "

Torpe: Why are there less spaces..?

" to be near you bbg 😘 "

Torpe: Uh huh... Get away from me....

"yes ma'am 😝"

Torpe: Freaky Ahh bastard ☹️

 

Swan: We did a photo shoot today 😁

 

Yuki: It was a nice one :)

 

MoiKi: I saw the photo's and I became a lesbian ❤️

 

Enanan: You werent a lesbian before?? What was the kissing we had in middle school to you? 💔

 

MoiKi: I was practicing.

 

Enanan: Oh.

 

Amia: FRIENDZONED LMAOOO

 

Enanan: SHUT UP

 

Danchos: May this love not find me~!

 

Torpe: Oh that reminds me @Akii_
~ this is us ❤️

 

Aki: Oh.

 

Danchos: WAS I NOT YOUR FIRST??

 

Torpe: You were.
~ although I need to practicing making out cause I sucked.

 

Danchos: Oh. YOU COULDVE TOLD ME ☹️☹️☹️ I GIVE YIU TO MUCH TOUNGE RIGHT?

 

Kiki!!: HO NOT HERE WHAT THF FUCK

 

Torpe: :((
~ YOU DOOO!!! But I didnt wanna dissapoint :(

 

Kiki!!: Is this a rare Tsukasa sighting.
~ Being SOFT WITHOUT DENIYING???

 

Danchos: You made me realized. HUHHHH??

 

Torpe: Oh mbmb!! A STAR should not type like this!
~ HAHAH!! Thats much better! 🌟

 

Ice Cream 🤤: I saw the photo's Airi was Talking about. HOW IS THAT LEN??

BANAN!!: I'm cool like that >:)
~ @torpee_ @danchoss_ Mom, Dad are you proud that I look cool now >:)

 

Torpe: Indeed! You look cute :) I wouldve mistaken you for Nightcord Len instead of More More Jump Len though :)

 

Lil German boy: I'm better than you @BANAN_mmjvers

 

Prince Charming: DAMN IT

 

Torpe: Sorry kids :(

 

BANAN!!: NO I'M SORRY MOM

 

ORANG!!: ARENT YOU ADOPTED??

 

BANAN!!: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

 

' Torpe muted the Banana & Orange bundle '

 

Moiki: THE SYSTEM MESSAGE HELP??

 

Kiki!!: I forgot @danchoss_ was in my house.
~ I CAN HEAR MY BRIGHTER WHIMPERING FROM THERE MAKE OUT SESSION.
~ *BROTHER

 

KusaNe: what.

 

Ice Cream 🤤: I was about to talk to Tsukasa through his phone. Nvm...

 

Kiki!!: Omg... THEY HAVE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
~ If you guys are wondering yes me and Tsukasa were reading till Rui knocked on our door and then soon barged in to have make out session.
~ Istg. I CAN HEAR MY BROTHER

 

Voice: Saki come to my house :)

 

Kiki!!: I LOVE YOU BBG
~ Will do so.
~ THERE STILL GOING ON?? OH SHIT HE RIPPED MY BROTHERS SHIRT OPEN?? OH FUCK NAHH IM RUNNIN

 

Amia: ....HIS THAT HORNY FOR HIS WIFE??

 

Auno: @akii_aunosbfreal pick me up pls 3

 

Aki: Oh my GAWD yes king ❤️

 

Anon M: Thats it i'm going through the tenmas wifi to see his messages...

 

Swan: Hm? Whats going on?

Swan replied to Kiki!! - THERE STILL GOING ON?? OH...
~ The last time that occurred was with Asahi-san... or was it shinonome-san...

 

Auno: It was both Shizuku. Both. The make out session with Asahi and then in middle school with Akito.

 

Kiki!!: ... WHAT

 

KusaNe: Excuse me. ASAHI??

 

UsaShi: Yeah Asahi... They dated during Tsukasa's third year of Middle School right??

 

Pie: Indeed!! And then they broke up and he soon dated Akito! In his second year of highschool :)

 

Aki: Can confirm.

 

Anon M: ...So I found it,,, @everyone
~ Black mail usage >:)

 

In your Wifi sent multiple photos.

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Tsukasa 🌟 --> Ru 🎈

 

Ru 🎈:
Baby... I miss you 💔

I want your little hole and fuck it

Its so tight and warm

Just wanna grope your ass rn

Fuck im horny for you bae

Shit I got a boner.

So... Mind helping my dear darling wifey wife. 👅

If you do so im gonna give you the best fuck session ever if you do so bbg ❤️

________________________________________

Tsukasa 🌟 :
...

Fine.

Come over.

 

Ru 🎈 :
LETS FUCKING GO

 

Tsukasa 🌟 :
Love you too ig...

 

Ru 🎈 :
Your probably wet for my bbg 😝

 

Tsukasa 🌟 :
Come here faster...

I'm more needy FUCK 😓

Ru 🎈 :
Yes wifey.

 

________________________________________

 

Kiki!!: ...WHAT

 

KusaNe: Damn this stupid author really is desprate to get chapter 10

 

Tsuki!! (Author): Ikr?

 

KusaNe: GET OUT?? And finish your chapters instead of these side missions hoe.

 

Tsuki!! (Author): Yes Queen ☹️

 

KusaNe: Stop dropping ALNST references too PLEASE.

 

Tsuki!! (Author): Wont do so.

 

+*:ꔫ:*﹤ hours later when more people went online... once more 😪 ﹥*:ꔫ:*+

 

Danchos: Greetings everyone~
~ Wait a minute.

Danchos replied to Anon M: ...So I found it,,, @everyone
~ Hatsune Miku what the fuck are yiu thinking.

 

Anon M: heh... thats what you get for having me in your wifi 👅

 

Torpe: Miku.

 

Anon M: Yes Mother, is there anything you need for this wonderful day? please do not spank me I promise you I will be a good daughter TRUST

 

Torpe: I'm dissapointed. No sneaking in to wifi routers for a month.

 

Miku: WHAT NO

 

Tuna Queen: Oop it was bad to the point where she got her actual name in 😓

 

Miku: MOTHER PLEASE NOOOO

 

Torpe: Never. EVER. do it.

 

Kiki!!: So... hows your legs brother...

 

Auno: Do you want me to beat that bastered up? :)

 

Kiki!!: Yeah I'll join in that too.

 

Torpe: i'm okay... i guess... (help me my legs are done for and I dont think I walk straight for another week. send help.)

 

Danchos: Darling I am. SORRY.

 

ORANG!!: NO MORE RANDOM FULL STOPS!!

 

Swan: Indeed! Its quite scary!! , ^^ " !

 

No.

 

Ice Cream 🤤: System WHY??

 

Why not.

 

Torpe: Your out of motivation arent you?

 

yeah....

 

Torpe: Then stop ☹️

 

Yes mom 😁

________________________________________

 

@everyone Wake up fools.

 

Torpe: System what the fuck.

 

Hi i'm system ^^

 

Torpe: ITS 2 AM HELLO??

 

Its 10:16am Bro wdym??
ohhh timezones mbmb sleep well idiots and my wifey Tsuksa Tenma 😝

 

Danchos: His mine though.

 

Idgaf okii BYE 😝

Chapter 2: I'm on CRACK!!

Summary:

Yadda yadda the author being delusional + characters in the last chapter finally getting to speak

Chapter Text

Pie: Hi everyone :)

 

Moiki: WHAT UP HOESSSSS

 

Torpe: Are you letting the people who didnt even speak last chapter to speak now??

 

Hampter: I guess the aystem was really nice
~ system

 

Kiki!!: Woah the Author drowned 😭 Ao3 curse real,,, ITS REAL TRUST ME THEY DROWNED THE SAME DAY SHE POSTED THIS CHAPTER 😭

 

Tsuki (Author): SHUT UP

 

Kiki!!: Delusional much 😝

 

UsaShi: Is that really your favourite emoji??

 

Tsuki (Author): Yes. Wanna see me 😁

 

UsaShi: Hell no 😪
~ FUCK

 

VIVID: I FINALLY GET TO TALK!! I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE HEAVENS WHERE KOHANE WAS CREATED!!!

 

Rinrin: I had one line last chapter. ONE LINE!!!

 

K: Atleast you get lines...

 

Rinrin: YOU CANT BE TALKING YOU GOT 3!!!

 

Miku: Why am I still in punishment.

 

Nene: What the fuck.

 

Tsuki: Shit mb im getting lazy...

 

Nene: OF COURSE YOU ARE??

 

Emu: WONDAHOY!!

 

Aki: Are you guys doing it? cause I am.

 

VIVID: Akito what the fuck.

 

Enanan: Akito WHAT.

 

Aki: Mb gang im gooning to Tsukasa rq

 

Danchos: THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
~ I should be GOONING to the pretty person. ME

 

Aki: Nahh Who kissed him first?

 

Swan: Asahi-kun....

 

Aki: No... Besides him. ME.
~ I DID?!

 

SMILEY!!: Nene-chan what does Gooning mean?

 

KusaNe: I hope you all die. Except the Tenma's and Emu and Nightcord 25 and An and Kohane and Leo/Need and MORE MORE JUMP.
~ oh and Luka, Rin and KAITO.

 

Wine 🤤: What did I do....

 

KusaNe: Idk get me a beer woman.

 

Torpe: Kusanagi Nene.

 

KusaNe: Ma'am yes ma'am.

 

Aki: Still gooning rn btw.

 

Torpe: STOP IS IT MY PROMO MODEL PHOTO 🌟
~ FUCK i meant ☹️

 

Kiki!!: LMAO??

 

Aki: Ye the good kind 🤤

 

Danchos: Share. Send. GIVE ME THAT DAMN PHOTO.

 

Aki: The limited addition one where only 4 people im the world have it? heh... IM A LUCKY WINNER FROM THE DRAW

 

Danchos: Wait. OH I HAVE THAT PHOTO FUCK I NEED TO GRAB IT.

 

Torpe: You both are NOT spilling the LIQUIDS on my PERFECT limited CARD??

 

Aki: I got a condom 🫡

 

Torpe: Author what the fuck is wrong with you.

 

Tsuki: Uhh. Uhhh... I'm delusional and also I need this cause my head is not okay.

 

Enanan: Did that model...
~ what was i gonna say again 😓

 

Danchos: Hear me out on the Tsukasa photo graph card 😍
~ yes tsukasa be my hero... MEOW please 😝

 

Torpe: RUI?? WHAT THE FUCK

 

Moiki: I WANTED TO TOUCH THE CAT...

 

Amia: THEY WERE SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺

 

K: You looked nice there mizuki :)

 

Amia: I soon faint.

 

Moiki: DAWG YOU LOOKED LIKE AN E GIRL 😭

 

Amia: Yeah for Kanade 😝

 

' You cannot delete this message . '

 

Amia: ....

 

Enanan: NAHH BRO GOT OUTED

 

Amia: Twice 💔
~ Author that aint funny bro 💔

 

Yuki: So... You have a crush on @kanaa_ then?

 

Amia: WHY DID YOU TAG HER 💔

 

KusaNe: Damn the author neglected us. ITS BEEN SINCE MARCH 10 SINCE THEY UPDATED IT 💔💔💔

 

K: Is there anything...
- kanaa_ responded to mizuu_ message
~ K: I-

 

- yumii_ responded to kusaa_ message
~ tsuki: well... give me some slack im on 1% buddy 💔

 

KusaNe: Fine... maybe this once

 

Torpe: Hi guys :))

 

Aki: Hi bbg hows your fine ass doing today

 

Torpe: Alright :)
~ wait.

 

Aki: Love you bbg 😘

 

Danchos: Actually... Thats my wife.

 

Auno: Its okay Rui, Akito can also have Tsukasa Oni-san

 

Danchos: WHAT.

 

Auno: Well... They arent divorced?

 

Torpe: Yeah!! Me and Akito havent really divorced yet so technically,,,

 

Danchos: Tsukasa. My angel. my star. YOUR 25?!

 

Torpe: Yeah... and we dated in like... 2nd to 3rd year highschool!!! And he proposed with a candy ring...

 

Swan: Ara? Me too!!

 

Torpe: Yeah... her too :)

 

Danchos: Yeah and I'll propose with a real one soon.

 

Torpe: Your still my husband dw!!

 

Danchos: REALLY 🥺

 

Torpe: Yeah!! And I love as always dont worry :)

 

Tsuki: Is this foreshadowing...

 

Torpe: Fuck no bitch.

 

Tsuki: Yes Ma'am :))

 

KusaNe: Once again abandoned by "March 25..." Geez Author atleast write something??

 

Tsuki: Yeah no i'm ending this chapter here.

 

Amia: Huh

 

KusaNe: Oi...

 

Tsuki: Ehehehe...

Notes:

Kudos and comments will be appretiated cause im inlove with them 💔