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It was a busy sunny day as Mylo and Claggor were sitting at the cafe in Piltover.
Mylo was checking out the girls that were either sitting or walking past them.
He tried to flirt but each girl just brushed him off.
Mylo let out a sigh, “ I don't get it Claggor. I am a catch! All these women are ignoring us!”
You mean you? I am not interested.
Claggor thought as he rolled his eyes before eating his cupcake.
“Maybe you gotta try a different approach?”
Mylo watched a tall dude with huge bat like ears with a baby stroller sit down a few tables away from them. He could tell it was just the guy and his baby. Suddenly it felt like a switch lit up in his brain.
Each female that walked past the cafe stared at the man with the baby stroller. A few even began talking to the man out of curiosity for his baby.
Mylo’s eyes widened before he turned to Claggor.
“You know what woman like?”
Claggor shrugged as Mylo continued,
“Babies! If we want to get a girl’s attention we need to lure them in with a baby.”
Claggor already felt this was a terrible idea. He did not want to get arrested again and this time for kidnapping a baby.
He was afraid to ask but bit his tongue before he spoke, “ But, Mylo. Where would we even find a baby?”
Mylo grinned, “ How about we pay our little sister and Little Man a visit?”
Ekko and Jinx were making lunch for their daughter Isha when a knock on the door was heard.
Jinx thought it was Vi asking to borrow the salt again and opened the door to see her brothers Mylo and Claggor standing there waving awkwardly.
“Mylo? Claggor what are two doing here?”
Mylo smiled, “ Well, we were in the area and figured why not visit our little sister, Little man and our lovely niece Isha.”
Jinx let the two men inside as Ekko saw it was Mylo and Claggor.
He waved at them both before asking, “hey guys. What are you two doing here?”
Mylo gave Claggor a look as to say let me do the talking before he spoke with such friendliness it made Ekko and Jinx suspicious.
“Sooo we both know you and Jinx have been so exhausted lately so we thought we could help out and watch Isha for the day.”
The 1 year old in question who was eating her lunch turned to look at her uncles and grinned.
Jinx rose an eyebrow at her two brothers before turning to Ekko.
“Heard that? Dumbass one and dumbass two want to babysit Isha.”
Mylo wanted to retort back but held his tongue. He needed that baby.
Ekko glanced at Mylo and Claggor. It wasn’t that he didn’t trust them but ever since Isha was born he and Jinx never really left her alone without at least one parent nearby.
However on the other hand half a day to themselves was tempting.
He could tell Jinx needed to rest. Her job had been a pain in the ass these past few weeks.
“Fine.” He said as Mylo let out a too happy yes.
Jinx however gave him the hardest dealth glare before grabbing him by the collar.
“Will you two excuse us for a minute?”
Without waitng for a response Jinx dragged Ekko into the bathroom.
Once the door closed Jinx spoke up angrily, “ Ekko what the hell! Really our first time leaving Isha is with those two? Vi and Caitlyn i would understand hell even Jayce and Viktor but them?!”
Ekko gently placed his hands on her shoulders to calm her down.
“Hey, we are not abandoning Isha. We are just letting her spend time with her uncles and did you see how happy she looked at Mylo and Claggor?”
Jinx sighed, “ Isha is happy about everything! She even clapped when Jayce was ranting to her about Hextech!”
Ekko smiled, “ I think we should give them a chance. Isha should be bonding with other family members and our friends more.”
Jinx looked worried before she said what was bothering her.
“What if she doesn’t love me as much as the rest of the family?”
Ekko leaned in and gave Jinx a kiss on the forehead.
“That’s impossible. Isha loves you very much and you are her mother. No one is going to replace you.”
After a minute Jinx’s body was no longer tense before she gave her husband a nod.
The two silently left the bathroom to see Mylo eating some of Isha’s chopped up dino nuggets that Isha gave him and Claggor was refilling Isha’s kid cup.
Jinx let out a sigh before she spoke, “ Alright you two! You may take Isha with you but if she gets even a scratch i will murder the two of you. Got it?”
Mylo and Claggor nodded as Ekko began packing a bag with Isha’s stuff and handed it to Claggor.
Jinx had grabbed the stroller and gently placed Isha in it before saying to Mylo,
“If there is an emergency call me or Ekko right away.”
Mylo just grinned, “ we thought about the park you know clean air and also we will have dinner with our favorite niece!”
Jinx did not look impressed. She just placed her hands on her hips.
“She is your only niece.”
Mylo just shrugged as Ekko and Jinx gave Isha a kiss goodbye and soon the two left with Isha.
The moment the door closed Ekko spoke up, “ You know i am suddenly feeling like this was a mistake.”
Jinx turned to Ekko before saying sadly, “ I miss her already.”
“Want to look at Isha baby photos on my laptop while we wait for her to come back?”
“Fuck, yes.”
Mylo and Claggor were walking with Isha in the stroller. The baby was looking around with wonder in her eyes. Mylo grinned proudly as women left and right stopped them to fangirl on how cute Isha was.
Claggor was munching on a chocolate bar he found in Isha’s bag. It probably looked like it belonged to Ekko since the brand was one Ekko used to eat when they were kids.
Mylo stopped the stroller when the most pretty woman stopped by next to them.
“Oh my god. Is this your baby?”
Mylo felt himeself panick at the sight of this beautiful angel, “ yes, i am a single dad, my wife died two years ago. My name is Mylo and this is my brother Claggor. What’s your name?”
Claggor gave Mylo a judging look. The math didn’t add up but thankfully the woman didn’t seem to realize that.
The woman smiled before shaking his hand.
“Name is Gert. So what is this cutie’s name?”
“Her name is Isha. Would you like to hold her?”
Claggor was about to say something butMylo waved him off before gently picking up Isha and handing her into Gert’s arms.
It was like a bomb waiting to explode.
Within seconds Isha began crying and trying to get away. Gert quickly handed Isha back to Mylo who tried his best to calm down his niece.
After a while Claggor spoke up, “ I think Isha needs a clean diaper.”
Gert nodded, “ i think so too. Hey i work at a bar nearby how about we get something to drink and eat and you can change your daughter’s diaper there.”
The two boys agreed and when they neared the bar it made Mylo and Claggor freeze.
The Last Drop.
The bar their adoptive father Vander was the owner of. Maybe Vander wasn’t there.
The three entered the bar and sat down at one of the tables. It was like Mylo was being stalked by karma when he saw Vander at the bar. It didn’t take long for Vander to spot them and his eyes lit up at the sight of the baby stroller.
“Hey, Gert today isn’t your work day?”
Gert waved her boss off.
“ These two needed to change their daughter’s diaper.”
Their daughter?
Vander gave Mylo a hard stare as he glanced at Isha.
He knew for a fact that Isha was NOT Mylo or Claggor’s daughter.
He was there for Isha’s birth and even had to calm down Ekko at the time.
He decided not to question Mylo’s decisions in life and just nodded.
“Right. Well good luck in cleaning your daughter’s diaper.”
With that he went back to the bar where Silco was busy pouring in a drink.
“So, what are Mylo and Claggor doing here with Isha?”
Vander rolled his eyes.
“Mylo is pretending that Isha is his daughter by trying to impress Gert.”
Silco snorted, “ Gert as in our waitress?”
Vander grabbed a glass and poured another drink for a customer.
“That’s the one.”
Silco shook his head.
“Those two boys can be well...dumb.”
“You have no idea.”
“Should we call Jinx?”
Vander watched Mylo struggle to clean Isha’s diaper.
“Not yet. I want to see how this continues.”
Soon it was dinner time. Gert and Mylo were busy talking while Claggor kept Isha busy. After a while Gert spoke up, “ oh shit i should be getting home. It was really fun talking to you guys, Mylo what is your number? So we could maybe hang out some more sometime?”
Mylo nodded as he handed her his phone. Once she finished inputting her phone number she waved at them before leaving.
Once Gert left Claggor spoke up, “ How are you going to explain to Gert that you are infact not a single dad. i don’t think Jinx and Ekko will let you rent their daughter each time you hang out with Gert.”
Mylo waved off his brother.
“That’s a problem for future Mylo. Anyways we should head over to the stripclub. Do you think Isha can lure strippers to us?”
Claggor shook his head.
“No way. You have gone far enough Mylo. It’s almost past Isha’s bed time.”
Mylo frowned, “ You own me Claggor this one time! Let’s try the new club nearby.”
Claggor frowned, “ but that’s a lesbian strip club. We won’t even be allowed in and i doubt we are the target audience for those women.”
Mylo just shook his head, “ i just want to test a theory and besides we got adorable Isha here!”
Claggor gave up trying to argue.
The two quickly got up and left the bar with Isha in the stroller who was fast asleep.
Silco who was listening nearby turned to Vander and spoke up coldly, “ I am calling Jinx.”
The security guard standing at the entrance glared down at Mylo and Claggor with judgy eyes.
“No underage children are allowed here.”
Mylo rolled his eyes, “ She is 1! She doesn’t even know what is happening and besides she is asleep.”
Claggor was about to speak up when he saw someone familiar walk past them.
It was Maddie.
Caitlyn’s ex who was apparently a stripper here.
Mylo noticed Maddie too.
“Maddie! My beloved girl! Come here!”
Maddie spotted them and frowned, “ What are you two doing here. This is a stripclub for woman-“
“- Darling don’t be like that. Your daughter is asleep.”
Maddie’s eyes widened as she stared at the stroller where Isha was fast asleep hugging her stuffed animal monkey.
She didn’t need these two spreading lies and ruin her reputation.
“Right, Come in so we can talk.”
Mylo grinned as he followed Maddie inside with Claggor who was walking with the stroller.
Inside the club there was loud music playing. So loud Isha woke up and started looking around at all the bright lights. Maddie turned to them irritated.
“What the fuck was that Mylo? God i thought i didn’t need to ever see any of Violet’s family members again when me and Caitlyn broke up.”
Mylo just grinned, “ come on tell me the baby thing worked?”
Maddie looked at Isha who was clapping at the nearby strippers who were dancing on stage. This was very inappropriate.
“Look. I might not like you but that baby cannot be here.Also who’s baby is that? Did you steal her?!”
Mylo was about to reply when a familiar voice spoke up, “ Mylo? Claggor and Maddie?”
They all turned to see Vi and Caitlyn staring at them. Vi’s eyes widened as she saw Isha.
“Mylo what the fuck! Why is Isha here in a lesbian strip club! No wait, Why are you two here?!”
Mylo tried to explain just as Maddie left since she didn’t want to get involved with this.
Vi was ranting to Claggor and Mylo as Caitlyn took out her phone to sent a text message to Ekko.
After 10 minutes of Vi roasting and ranting at Mylo and Claggor, Jinx and Ekko appeared and were making their way towards them.
“Mylo, you fucking bitch! I am going skin you and Claggor alive!”
Jinx snarled out as she stormed towards them. It was at that moment Mylo and Claggor realized their little sister was on mama bear mode.
Ekko however did not look any better. No one had ever seen Ekko look so pissed.
While Jinx was ranting at the two Ekko grabbed the stroller and was standing in front of the stroller so Isha didn’t have to see the strippers on stage who were all barely wearing any clothes. isha however was clapping along and giggling with the music that was playing loud dirty lyrics.
Finally Jinx was done ranting at Mylo and Claggor before saying, “What were you thinking Mylo! Oh right you were only thinking with your dick! I swear if you were not my brother i would have fucking shot you with Caitlyn’s police gun!”
Ekko just gave Mylo and Claggor a disappointed expression. He was still pissed at them but his worry about Isha overtook that. He was relieved Isha was fine and seemed to not be afraid of the loud music and bright lights. Thankfully he drove here and his car was parked nearby.
“Now Mylo and Claggor I would love to know why you ended up at a strip club?”
Ekko spoke glaring daggers at the two.
Mylo spoke up, “ So, we noticed women find men more attractive when they have a baby. So we thought we could borrow Isha to test that theory?”
Jinx’s eyes stayed on her two brothers before she shouted, “ WERE YOU TWO TRYING TO PIMP OUT MY DAUGHTER TO LURE WOMEN TO YOU?!”
Claggor softly spoke, “ Jinx uh at least Isha seems to be fun looking at the strippers?”
Jinx snarled, “ Is that supposed to making this situation better?” she pointed her finger at Mylo and Claggor.
“I can’t believe you brought my 1 year old to a stripclub!“
Claggor and Mylo looked a bit guilty and glanced at Ekko for help but Ekko just pretended to look away while trying to make Isha fall asleep.
“We are very sorry but hey least Isha didn’t get hurt?”
Jinx was about to launch into another long rant when Ekko spoke up,
“Come on Jinx it has been a long night, Isha needs to sleep. It’s way past her bedtime.”
Jinx then turned to Caitlyn and Vi who just watched this scene unfold and said, “ Thank god you two were here.”
Mylo and Claggor were sitting silently listening not wanting to be victims of Vi or Jinx’s rant again.
Vi however was curious, “ Wait how was Ekko allowed in here?”
Ekko snorted, “ Jinx threatened the guy standing outside. It was kinda sexy-“
“-Nope, got it. Thank you Ekko.”
Vi said interrupting her childhood friend.
Soon Jinx and Ekko left with Isha.
When Jinx, Ekko and Isha were in the car driving back home Jinx spoke up, “ I can’t believe them! Using our baby Isha to pick up girls and then taking her to a strip club!”
Ekko agreed that Mylo and Claggor went too far. Thank god Silco contacted them and then Caitlyn as well.
“I am just relieved Isha is safe.”
Jinx nodded before saying, “ I did like that we had some time for ourselves. Maybe we can let someone trustworthy babysit Isha? Someone who doesn't use her to pick up chicks or take her to a stripclub.”
Ekko rose an eyebrow. He did not expect Jinx to ever want to leave Isha out of her sight after the stunt Mylo and Claggor pulled.
“I think that is a great idea. Maybe Vander, Silco or Caitlyn and Vi would be up for it.”
They both agreed Mylo and Claggor were not to babysit Isha for a very long time.