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Deep in the heart of the luxurious, vast, rainforested Chen’s Island sat a monster of a man on a gilded throne. That monster of a man was Master Chen, whose name inspired grave fear in the hearts of those who obeyed his every command.
To the outside world, he was the beloved “Mister Chen” of Chen’s noodles. His brand delivered delicious Puffy Potstickers to the hungry mouths of millions, and the people of Ninjago loved him. What the average citizen could never fathom, however, was the ironclad monopoly he had over the noodle industry. It funded his luxurious, vast, rainforested personal island, where he now sat, scheming.
It was time to put his ultimate plan into effect. It was time to unleash Master Chen upon Ninjago.
“Clouse… have the letters been sent?” came a booming, sinister voice from the Great Hall of Chen’s Palace. From the man who sat atop the gilded throne.
“Yes, Master. It is done,” grovelled the raven haired sorcerer. Decades under Master Chen had rendered him with grey streaks, yet he stuck around nonetheless.
There was one thing Chen knew for sure as he grinned wickedly at his right hand man, twisted delight plain in his demeanor, and that was that ’the fortune cookie was already ready to crumble.’
Notes:
AN: AKA Clouse was going to crumble it for him– ember
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y/n was not like the other girls. While other girls dressed like complete sluts to the spin harmon concert, she wore a baggy sweatshirt cargo pants, her ivory hair wrapped in a messy bun. Her hot friend begged her to not bring a book but a cather in the ryh sat in her bag waiting for her to crack its potic spine. her friend dragged her to the front row. she rolled her eyes at the music while the other girls cheered for these bozos.
Of course, she was there for her friends birthday, but she just couldnt handle this trash musik. So she pulled out her novel and began reading as the five shirtless men and a small child sang and spun and rapped and danced on the well lit stage.
the one with the spiky brown hair was playing the guitar while making out with the microphone seductively. The one with the swoopy black hair was playing the drums, his large eyebrows wiggling with the beat as he smoulderd at the audience like the rock would. The orange haired one was on the tambourine, clearly not talented enough to be in the band, but a black haired girl on the side of the stage seemed to be into him. Ew ,gross. Then there was a literal shirtless robot, with big naturals– or were they natural? Since he appeared to be made of titanium?? Who the freak cares abou him and his bass anyways. Also there was a really hot old due with his gi halfway exposing his chest, he was pretty toned. His digits stroked his guitars in a way that y/n couldn’t stop noticing even as she read catcher. Also for some reason there was a small blonde bowlcutted ipad kid watched cocomelon without earbuds on full volume at the end of the stage by the hot old guy, and every so often the hot old guy’s mic woul dpick up the cocomelon, so the rap became a hit mashup between cocomelon and the words the band crooned. This was what had actually otten them on the map, they’re remix of johnny johnny yes papa and their famous
‘I-t-b-o-y” rap which y/n’s friend sand all the time loud and annoying in her year blew up on the ninjago radio, even getting an elvis impersonator to cover it which made it even bigger and got spin harmony global wide big boy status. they wer currently singin g the hit i t b o y rap/
(to the tune of it boy by bbno$)
Together: s-p-har-mo-ny-that-kai-jay-cole-zane-garmadon
That's us, that's right, that's us, that's right
Kai: Iam H-I-M, the gen z eminem
That’s me, that’s right, that’s me, that’s right
That’s me, darn right, baby went it boy, great first spinjitzu master
i bet on myself, i
Kiss and i tell, i
got a rocky type
200k got me
Spinning on stage
All red gi
see me weekend
My whip
(looing at jay) He lookin’ at me
He wanna t-t-ase, shorty got a gf,
Get outta my sister’s face
Jay: aye, flame boy
Im gon shock
You like pythor
Free throw,
aint going akc in the fiendzone
(lloyd, or the sticky ipad child?? Starts to climb up onto garmadon’s back, accidentally putting all of his weight on the precariously tied belt, wich comes undone and falls to the floor with a large smack. The old man quickly clutches his shirt and spins around, trying to hide his now fully exposed big naturals. Lloyd is over his shoulder and has full access to the mic, he starts rapping and kicks garmdon in the face a few times (by aciddent))
Lloyd:
Gi real gree,
No like broccoli
I love cocomelon
Cocomelon
I love sugary pepsi,
Im the green ninja
Yeah, i aint my old man
Kai (jumps in, tears running down on his face from how hard he’s laughing):
“Aye i’m the it bog,
Power strong
Fire flame on, yes
I’m him, you spot on
Together: s-p-har-mo-ny-that-kai-jay-cole-zane-garmadon
That's us, that's right, that's us, that's right
Kai: Iam H-I-M, the gen z eminem
That’s me, that’s right, that’s me, that’s right
Cole (gets up from the drugs, revealing that the music being “played” is actually a back track. He’s been sitting there looking pretty the entire time, his very large frame looming over the other men. As he stood at 6’5 and a half he glanced at the crowd, shooting them an award winning smile and his signature eyebrow wiggle. Everybody collectively screams and swoons, screaming that they want to make out with him… his tan abs seem to be doing the talking for him, but the he opens his beautiful mouth, beginning to sing in his sexy raspy voice) (looking at Kai) I-T boy, the it boy
You know you the
Sh!t, boy (he smirks)
I-t boy, the it boy
Kai: bro, i’m him
Cole: Yeah, boy (air kiss)
Kai: I’m that baby,
Baby in the club
Looking for single
Ladies
Garmadon: (muffle due to trying to throw off small child and fix belt): let’s go sparring
Blow somecash, hop
In my ultimate weapon
I got
For arms bro, I got
That multitasking talent
Hate me if you want
I’m literal evil
Misako from
“research”,
She kinda sucks,
Need a new girl– who’s lookin’? (A/N: please don’t hate us we ran out of ideas T.T– the broken ninjas)
Lloyd: Erm?? What the SIGMA is wrong with you??????????????????????????????????
(garmadon is just as confused as he is he just learned the lyrics two minutes ago) (he’s standing in for wu– but also why was wu singing this in the first place??)
Together: s-p-har-mo-ny-that-kai-jay-cole-zane-garmadon
That's us, that's right, that's us, that's right
Kai: Iam H-I-M, the gen z eminem
That’s me, that’s right, that’s me, that’s right
Zane: (I-t boy, the it boy
You now the you the
Sh!t, boy)x3
I-t boy, the it boy
Kai: Bro, I’m him
Sane: I-t boy, the it boy
Kai: That’s me, that’s right
Sane: I-t boy, the it boy
Kai: Bro, I’m him
Sane: I-t boy, the it boy
Kai: That’s me, that’s right
Zane: I-t boy, the, it, boy,
It bo
Kai: BRO IM HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
………………
as the song ended, y/n got up to leave but noticed someone staring at her. the toned spiky haired man was looking at her strangely. he winked at her and made a ckme here jesture with his toned digits. she rolled her eyes but obliged, curious to what was wrong wth him.
His lean frame was all oiled up, she couldn’t help but notice his glistening abs under the stage light. she was entranced and slowly walked up to the stage, tripping over someone’s water bottle as she walked towards his mogging jawline. A sign falls on her short head, it says “we <3 u garmadadyyy!!!!!!!!!!” who tf even is that??
“Hey.. i just noticed.. you were reading……during our music. You’re not like the other girls.. what were you reading??” the palm tree hairette asked.
“Um…” y’n put her fingers together like an anime girl, before twirlingthe hairs sticking out of her SUPER messy bun. “You probably wouldnt know it…”
“Try me,” the palm tree haireetee growled, smirking down at her shaking tiny miniscule microscopic teeny tiny mini mouse 4’2 frame.
“Erm… the catcher in the rye?”
“You’re right, ihave never heard of that in my entire life i only ready yaoi manga and sigma lyrics. Ur cute tho,” the crowd cheered at that
y/n blushed ferociously, her entire pale tiny frame turning a bright shade of pink. “Ty ig” sje whispered tsundere style
He seemed to like the way she said that, and asked hier this: “u wanna sing with me bbg>???????”
Im not much of a singer” said yn…
“Cmon, u gotta know no something?”
“erm can u play a thousand years?”
Suddenly a piano materialized next to cole. Even tho he culdnt play thee drums he can play peeano, and he began to play the romantic beautiful benign of th e balland a thousand years.
y/n began sining, and suddenly the audience went dead silent, listening to the beautiful flow of her voice, all hands clutching their mouths, not longer staring at garamdon’s nips (who could finally get his shirt back on in peace)
Kai began to (spin) haramonize with her, leting her take three melody, his large hands encircling her tiny waist as tey began to rock together to the song. No other instrument was needed but jay began to sedecutively lay his tambourine, wiggling his hips on stage left as lloyd starte dbeatbpxing to johnny johnny yes pappa.
It was a beautiful night.
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Chapter 3: Chapter 2: The Call
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-garmie facetimes wu “brother, i need u talk to this child”
-wu: “do not put off until tomorrow what can be done today”
Wu: …
Wu: wait, that’s the wrong kid;.... “Erm, as iron sharpens iron, brother sharpens brother?”
Garmie: Brother–
Wu: Oh, wait, I got it. That;s nya, right? You still a water failure?
Nya: erm????????????
Wu: Mb, wrong season…. Who tf am i looking at brother???
Garmie: bruh do u not have ur spectacles???
Wu: no im in prison rn mb
Garmie: oh ok lol np btw this is yn
Wu: YN??????? U MEAN THE STRINNGEST NINJA EVE RTO EXIST??????????? THAT YN??? MY ILLIGIETAMATE DAUGHTER???????????????????????????????????????
Garmie: (junmps ten feet in the year, effectively knockin yn off of his lap were she was comfortably perched): YOUR QHAT NOW???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
YN: Rocky help me pwease pookie (she screams as her tiny frame gracefully falls blacked down upon the destineys bounty)
Cole does nit appear to hear her, as zsane runs in—- sane catches garmadon who fell out of his chair
YN: im not like the other girls pwease senpai fuego save meee
wu : hey u should order a new bed and gi for my precious daughter from temu i think it would eb very helpful
garmadonP: oh oki ty bai gl in prison (yn is still falling)
Chapter 4: AU
Notes:
Hey everypony!!! this chapter was scrapped due to lore incosistnes but we here at ninja of darkness thought it was TOO good to get rid of completelt so enjoy this little au :3 -Lavander-Daisy-Rose
Alright everypony, ninjaGOOOO!
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“is that frosting on your face, or are you just excited to see me?” cole growled as he swiped at her delicate nose with his rough digits.
her eyes twinkled, she couldn’t help it. “shut up, you idiot,” she said.
“never,” he growled, his dusk colored orbs briefly flicking down to her lips.
she caught his hard gaze, lookin up at him rather timidly.
just then, the spiky haired one walked in.
“r u guys about to f$&@ or something?” he growled, his amber orbs scanning over cole and y/n.
“what? no! ew!” y/n squeaked, her tiny frame tensing.
cole gave her a look from under his thick brows, his hand resting on le counter next to hers.
‘wow, i think one of his hands would fit around my tiny waist,’ y/n thought.
“what?” kai and cole growled in unison.
oopsies, clumsy y/n had said her thought aloud!
“i could still beat both of you up,” she crossed her arms, rolling her eyes. “i am the strongest ninja after all.”
“fair enough,” kai growled. the look of jealousy beneath his amber orbs had yet to fade. y/n’s perfect eyesight and expert people reading skills from her time being raised by the wolves told her that.
“ugh, both of you go away,” y/n rolled her eyes agin.
the only person more annoying than kai and cole had to be y/n’s cousin, lloyd. he got it easy, because he got to go to the boarding school for bad boys. y/n on the other hand was raised by wolves, because she got lost on her way to school when she was 6.5 years old. the alpha dareth found her and took her in, telling her that she, long with having the most powerful powers in ninjago, was also an alpha. She could, of course, transform fully into a wolf but she never needed to. So she never did. The most that would happen is her ears and tail would appear when she got scared but she never got scared, of course.
y/n was strong and independent, so she lived with her pack in the woods but after the release of the great devourer the ninjas realized that they needed support so they called upon the strongest person they knew, so y/n was living with the ninjas. y/n wondered if the ninjas know that she defeated the great devourer we by herself all those years ago. she hoped not, she hated it when people only like her for her strength there’s more to her then just being the strongest ninja in all of ninjago. For once she wanted a compliment on her jade green orbs!! 😖
her first day staying aboard the ninja ship (i forgor what it’s actually called) (omg i just looked it up ✨ Destiny’s Bounty✨), she came to the shocking realization that jay 🙄 had forgotten to order an extra bed off of ninjamazon. Not only that, Garmadon had taken a bed with him when he left! They were two beds short! Being the most petite in the group, y/n knew that she would have to be the one to share the bed. “W-who wants to share a bed” y/n asked timidly? “i guess i can share” cole growled “me too” growled kai confidently.
✨le time skip✨
It was now evening and the shadows were long across the ship’s deck. After a dinner that devolved into a food fight, leaving the silly android (ermmmmm i think you mean nindroid🤓) cook very confused, it was time to retire.
“Omg” y/n exclaimed when she saw how small the bed she was about to share with cole and kai. they seemed unfazed by this development. she wondered how they were so nonchalant. Maybe they were actually just chill guys. Maybe the two were closer then she assumed. She was tempted to ask but after remembering she was spending her future nights for the foreseeable future with them, she decided to not risk making it awkward on the first night. “We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow, let’s get some sleep,” cole said, stepping into the teeny tiny bed. “yeah, we have a lot to do tomorrow,” kai said as he followed cole. “y-y-yeah we have a lot of training to do if we want to stop the great devourer” said y/n. The three of them crawled into the microscopic bed, with y/n sandwiched between the two hunks. There were only two extra blankets, which each got pulled aside by y/n’s bedmates. As the time went by, y/n tried to fall asleep, but her trauma from fighting the great devourer as a small child kept her up. She shivered in the chill air, the warmth of her two bedmates not even enough to stave off the waking nightmares she was enduring. so she stepped out of the room and onto the deck, exposed to the open air. without even realizing it, she began to sing.
(this is how she sounds btw https://youtu.be/GcSkAryGDeg?si=pjW1DIh3ttjwJIs4)
“Like a small boat… on the ocean.. sending big waves into motion…”
she blinked away tears as she finished the song. she had to stay strong. wishing she could just disappear, she curled up in a corner, still no blanket in hand, and slept on the floor.
“yo what’s wrong with you why are you on the floor💀💀💀” growled the nindroid, waking y/n up.
“back when I was with the pack I always slept on the floor it was always so much more comfortable than any old nice bed. i guess… the floor just reminded me of home🥹.” Y/N smiled.
“ermmmm what the sigma you’re straight from Ohio 😨😨😼😼☝️☝️” lloyd hit the griddy.
“stfu you rat,” y/n smiled.
Trying to calm herself, y/n turned around and started walking away from her goofy cousin, only to walk into a rock wall. Wait, not a rock wall but Cole’s rock hard abs🥹🥹
“Excuse me?” cole growled, his irritated countenance clearly showing his frustration.
“I-I-I-I’m so sorry I was just trying to get away from the weirdos…😖” y/n smiled.
“Watch yourself,” cole growled.
“That stupid baka!” she thought to herself.
Later on (garmadaddy):
“I hear I took your bed?” garmadon growled, towering over y/n’s timid small frame.
y/n put her hands on her hips, feeling her tail and ears threaten to make an appearance. They didn’t, ofc. But almost. she shouldn’t find her evil uncle attractive, but a part of her did. she didn’t of course, but all most.
“erm actually it was kai’s bed,” she crossed her arms. garmadon was threatened by the blinding glare bouncing off her white ivory messy bun and cross stance.
“fine, i’ll give you the bed,” garmadon simultaneously growled and whimpered, clearly scared of what y/n might do.
👀👀👀👀👀
OMG EMBER UR COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤭🤭🤭🤭☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
TYYYYYYYYYYY
Chapter 5: Senpai Alopecia Alpha Skibidi Sigma Rizzler Level 100 Gyatt Rainman Mr. Brightside Elvis Impersonator President Senator Congressman Representative Governor Mayor Dictator Owner of Cambodia Dareth
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KAI AND COLE ARE PLAYING FUEGO EMBLEM 34 ON THE (oopsies caps sowwy) ps7 with yn who is completely beating them like she is the best player in the entire wrld omg
“Am i doing good?????🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺Ive never played vidoe games sowwy i didnt have any tvs in the woods when i was being raise dby the alpha beta sigma omega wolf…” yn says, ashamed of how not like the other gurls she is… her small naturals always seemed to fial her in tymes like these
“Oh ur fine” said kay
Coles jaw simply tenses, his mmogging face glowing in the light of the videogame lit room. Hes handsomer than hes even existed, Y/N isn’t sure but she thinks it might be doing it on purpose…
Lloyd rubs in, clutrching his heae in hands because hes so debeSATED “THE MAILMAN CAMW BYUT HE DINDT EVEN bfIRnG MY IPSD I HATE THE US POSTAL SYSTEM omG”
Yn side eyes him but niotedxces the letterdx in his chands “yo what are uou holding bro” “idfc” yn snatches the letters and opens the white onew ith a snowkdlfake because it’s clearly meant for yn :
My dearest white snow ice powered nindroid ninja Zane,
Come participate in my games or else im discontinuing puffy orofitsickwers come to the docks literally rn or else brunch
Yn was shockeed “omg you guyw we need to participate in this gfsmr otr else no mproe poyffy potskiders”
“WHAT” cole growled in terror and desperation and morose.
“NAUETB RWRWBTUTb THIS CANT BE NOOOOOO” KAI GRowleD ASD H EXCLAIMED EXCLAIMED!!!!!!!!!
Wu hobbled in raising an eyebroeqw “DARRRLING GUWESS WHoS BACK FEROm JAULLLLLL bruh i escaped orison and you people make me miss it shut up”
“BUT WUU THIDS GUG IS GOING TO gET RID OF PROUJFFY POTSRDIEKRS”
“IDC GO BACK TO TAINING”
Suddenly dareth crashes through the ceiling, clearly in distress and distraught and growling in his alpha ways.
“They’re getting rid of puffy potstickers????” he sobbed, falling to his knees like an omega.
“Senpai Alopecia Alpha Skibidi Sigma Rizzler Level 100 Gyatt Rainman Mr. Brightside Elvis Impersonator President Senator Congressman Representative Governor Mayor Dictator Owner of Cambodia Dareth what are you doing here?” y/n asked, clearly concerned with the way her timid 3’9 2 inch waist miniscule frame was trembling emphatically.
“Y/N Chan, I heard you read out that letter from Cambodia with my super wolf hearing I need you to go and save puffy potstickers.”
“But Senpai Alopecia Alpha Skibidi Sigma Rizzler Level Mr. brightside 100 Gyatt Rainman Elvis Impersonator President Senator Congressman Representative Governor Mayor Dictator Owner of Cambodia Dareth I’m not strong enough to rescue puffy potstickers”
“YN chan, you are the strongest ninja I know you can do this make me prodhd🥹🥺”
Kai reads hisw letter out lohd andbhis eyes ieden omg theyre taking awwsay poifffuy ppotsokers aur naur they fcanbt do this we hafc3 to stop thek, m
Cole stands up from the drugs says omg we need to dsave piuffoc oitstickers omg come obn
Llo7d rolls his eyes ad then aYA “yall are so corny get ou” and then takes out two ipads to play on at once. He plays gacha life 2 on one of them and dual wields roblox dress to impress on the other.
Jay and Zane walk into the room, where the mailman has been standing unresponsive with one more blue letter in his hand. Jay takes it and reads the dramatic news: they must make haste!!
The nindroid looks at the mailmans empty hands and asks “where my letter”
Y/n shakes her hand , “zane you need to PULL your WEIGHT around here/ while we’re all saving puffy pottickers YOU need to make us some cold hard coin….” y/n narrows her eyes……
Zane…… makes…. this .. face:🥺 UwU
butt yns face reamains cold n hard n dngerous
And then they make haste ti the docks.
Chapter 6: Darkness at the Docks
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The night revealed itself to be one of torrential downpour, grotesque and angry winds that brought the generous foliage of Ninjago City to the ground. The ninja stealthily trekked their way down to the docks, where the moon shone down on the water that appeared darker than the night itself. Sinister things happen on these docks, the eminent meeting no exception.
Shrouded in the same shade as the night, Cole ensured that he was in the lead so as to be first in the line of fire should something be afoot with this suspicious meeting. Kai followed Cole closely, the rest of the pack further behind.
The ninja realized that the darkness shrouding the docks wasn’t just from the night itself, rather from the large mass of a boat behind them. Lights slowly turn on, revealing an enormous yacht in all its glory, aptly branded with Master Chen’s signature logo. A bridge extended itself from the railing, reaching its destination at the edge of the wooden dock. Three figures emerged from the light, slowly making their way down the bridge.
The figure in the middle has a dark ponytail, the light of the boat illuminating various grey streaks within it. His face is weathered, lines of scorn marking almost every inch of the surface, save for the space occupied by his sparse facial hair. To his right stands a taller, more handsome figure. Large eyes hide behind glasses with thin, clear frames. His face is more youthful, a hint of mischieviousness in his smirk as he surveyed the ninja. The person on the far left appeared to be a woman, hidden under a brown cloak. The lighting of the ship did not allow for her face to be seen by the ninja, keeping her a mystery.
“Ah, Klouse. It has been years,” Garmadon’s voice pierces through the night from behind Kai and Cole. The three figures seize their movements roughly a meter away from the ninja.
The man presumably dubbed Klouse licks his bottom lip with disdain for the handsomely wizened sensei and declares, “You haven’t aged half as well as I have, Garmadon.”
“If that’s what you have to tell yourself to help you sleep at night, sure,” Garmadon tells him. He’s smirking, knowing that even after all these years it is still easy to get under his former compatriot’s skin.
“Still a bastard, I see,” Klouse scoffs, glaring at Garmadon. His arms are crossed, reminiscent of how they would constantly be in Garmadon’s presence all those years ago.
“I could say the same about you,” Garmadon shrugs.
The ninja’s eyes follow the two old men as they exchange heated words. Kai and Cole’s faces have an equal amount of confusion, unsure of how Garmadon could have come in contact with this wizened troll of a man.
The two men are still staring at each other intensely, so Kai coughs. “So, like, why are we here exactly?”
Klouse clears his throat. “You are here, insolent child, because you have been invited to the most esteemed event for elemental masters. In fact, an invitation such as the one you have received is so coveted that you may want to reconsider the tone you take with me,” Klouse says with pure contempt. However, though he calls Kai insolent, his eyes are fully focused on Garmadon. Interesting.
Kai crosses his arms, matching the aggravation on his sensei’s face. Cole senses that Kai might say something that will get them thrown off of the docks, so he intervenes. “What is this event, then?”
Klouse finally tears his gaze away from Garmadon, looking Cole directly in his eyes. “It is the Tournament of Elements, you oblivious buffoon. A chance for all of the elemental masters to compete to see who is truly the most powerful, the most worthy, the strongest, the best.”
“Erm, this is REALLY sus,” Lloyd, in a baby carrier on Garmadon’s back, interjects. He then resumes blasting the Chug Jug With You song in his headphones.
After one more heated glance between Garmadon and his former partner, Klouse quickly surveys the group of ninja, noting the nindroid’s absence. He then clears his throat and rolls his eyes, “You fools may board the vessel to be taken to the island.” He and the others in his group step aside, allowing the ninja to board the ship.
As they creep across the narrow and precarious gangway, the woman follows behind them discreetly, boarding the ship as well. Klouse and the other mysteriously hooded figure shared a knowing glance, that maybe, perhaps, possibly the ninja were not in control of this situation.
A multitude of voices grow louder as the ninja stride up the bridge. Upon boarding the ship, the ninja scattered to scope out their fellow participants and eminent rivals.
Jay turns a corner and is shocked to see AcronixTok celebrity bbno$ with his arms crossed, looking at the camera menacingly. Jay realizes that bbno$ had been the figure on Klouse’s right. Jay was equally surprised to see a villainous looking man filming it. As soon as the filming was finished, however, the villainous man slinked away.
Admittedly Jay is the only one of the group who would notice the social media mogul, and for that the ninja continue appraising the competition.
Cole finds himself engaged in conversation with a man called Griffin Turner, the alleged master of speed. Griffin is a solid head shorter than Cole, but that doesn’t stop him from having an ego larger than his conversation partner. Griffin is a smug person by nature, and can’t help but make snide remarks towards Cole.
“You know, your eyebrows are pretty big,” he comments with a hint of judgement in his voice. Not necessarily fighting words, but enough to establish a sort of spirited connection.
“Oh yeah? Well, my eyebrows aren’t the only thing that’s big,” Cole says with a smirk. His voice is pure confidence, and Griffin can’t help but blush. He’s never felt even remotely attracted to the same sex, however, this guy might be close to changing that.
“And who are you?” Cole turns to an enormous man who apparently had been looming over him and Griffin with a scowl.
The man glares down at Cole. Cole is not used to being shorter than, well, anyone, but the man is an ogre. Roughly seven feet tall of pure muscle that looks to be forged by years of work in a mine, as Cole inferred from the helmet adorning the man’s head. There are hard lines on his face, as though he has been scowling for the better part of his life. “I am Karloff,” he introduces. His voice is a booming, gruff, Eastern European accent. Cole notices the iron cuffs on his hands, and realizes that this might not be a good guy to mess with, so he simply nods.
“Okay,” he says, figuring that’s a safe answer. Karloff seems to agree with that, because he nods back at him.
“I believe you will be an admirable foe,” Karloff tells him. That seems to be a sign of approval, so Cole nods.
“Right back at you, man.”
On the other side of the deck, Kai is trying his luck with the formerly hooded woman who had stood next to Klouse. She is beautiful, and, had the other ninja been near Kai, they would tell him that she is incredibly out of his league. However, the other ninja are not present in their conversation, now are they?
“Anyways, so, like, I’m a feminist bajillionaire from the heart of Ninjago City. I do love to party, maybe we could go one of these days?” Kai asked, leaning his arm against the wall so as to look somewhat cool.
The woman with the red hair looks up at him, clearly unimpressed. “Oh, yeah. No.”
Her tone of voice is one of devastation. Kai doesn’t fully know how to come back from that, so he pivots. “Oh, uh. Actually, I’m an unc for real. I barely go out, I’m always watching my sister. You know how it is.”
“Uh huh, sure. I’m going to walk away now,” the woman with the red hair says, giving him a look before walking away, effectively disappearing back into the shadows.
That went pretty well, Kai thinks. He really should’ve given her his Ninstagram. Maybe the next time he talks to her he will.
(A/N KAI’S HEART IS ON FIRE KAI’S HEART IS ON FIRE -slinky)
Klouse and bbno$ gather all the contestants for a final announcement before the ship departs. With an elegant but very evil gesture, Klouse motions to bbno$ to make the final announcement. With a grin, bbno$ takes out a small whiteboard and writes on it before holding it up and pointing to it. It reads: “This tournament will be promoting my next album ‘I W4nn4 G3t P3gg3d’ and whoever wins gets a small cut of the royalties!”
Kai wiggles his small eyebrows, “How much we talking?”
Bbno$ erases the board and writes again before holding it up for the crowd to see and pointing at it again: “6.9%”.
“Awooga!” says a man with super cool star glasses to a green haired woman.
Kai giggles and exclaims “Wow wow wowsers!” Cole squeezes Kai’s shoulder in amazement because 6.9% of bbno$’s royalties is a pretty large amount despite Bbno$’s name.
Suddenly the group feels the boat rock to life under their feet and begin a slow traversal across the undulating water. The gangplank was put up; There was no option out now. Ninjago City faded into the star-studded horizon—slowly at first, then quicker and quicker as they accepted their fate to duel in the Tournament of Elements.
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