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Paul: y'all ready to go back to school 🤩
John: fuck no 😭
Ringo: I wanna go home already
Geo: it's obvious Paul wants to go back
Paul: where did you get that from???
Geo: you just being all excited
Paul: just trying to lighten up the mood💔
John: it's ok Paulie we appreciate it❤️
Paul: ❤️❤️
Ringo: only thing I'm looking forward to is seeing you all again I miss hanging out
John: you miss daddy already?
Ringo: nvm
Geo: didn't we hang out last week??
Ringo: that's a long time :((
Geo: I do not have the patience to deal with y'all for 10 months
But I do miss you guys…
Paul: awwwee
Geo: shut up
Paul: What are y'all wearing?
Need to see them fits right neow
John: what I always wear😼
Ringo: that same stanky ass “I love my girlfriend” hoodie, sweatpants and slides😭??
John: yes 🗣️‼️
Geo: why do you keep wearing that hoodie everyone knows y'all love each other when you always making out in the fucking hallways
Ringo: Freaky ah
Paul: tired of seeing TS
John: you're just jealous Paul
Paul: I am
John: aw…I'm sorry
I'll give you all the kisses you want
Paul: thank you <3
Geo: GIOTGON IM GONNA KMS STFU
Ringo: here's my outfit:
[Ringo sent two pictures]
Paul: slayy🤩
Geo: cutie alert
John: could hear that man from a mile away with those necklaces
Paul: You have no valid opinion on fashion stfu.
Geo: me and Pattie went shopping yesterday and I'm trying to decide what to wear.
@ringo help me pick my outfit
Ringo: ok we all can
Geo: here's what I have planned
[Geo sent three pics]
John: emo
Ringo: not sure if I like the second or third one…
Paul: Me too, they're both nice.
Uhhh…use the jacket from the second and put it on the third
Ringo: OOOOOHH YES
[George sent one picture]
George: how about this?
Paul: perfect :))
Ringo: looking good as always
John stop sending reels and tell him how he looks
John: it looks great Geo
Geo: thanks man
John: now take it off.
Dead ass.
Geo: oh…
Paul: John I'm coming over to dig in your closet and pick you a weeks worth of presentable outfits.
John: NOOOOOOOO
plus I don't think Mimi will let you in and Im scared to ask her cause she's mad at me for almost burning down the kitchen cause I was trying to make noodles💀
Ringo: 💀
Geo: dpmo
Ringo: icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo
Geo: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING
Paul: John you corrupted him
John: 😈
Paul: but uhh…we can just FaceTime
You can wear your normal clothes for the rest of the year
John: sigh finee
Paul: yipee!!
The rest of you can help as well
Geo: no the last time we all FaceTimed I saw johns Norwegian wood
John: I FORGOT I HAD NO CLOTHES ON
Geo: HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT
John:. I'M USED TO BEING IN THE NUDE
Ringo: “being in the nude 🤓”
John: AND SO IS PAUL
Geo: EEWWWWWWWWW
Paul: oh yeah i got that screen recorded
Ringo: did you know the whole time ??
Paul: 😋
Geo: You cheeky bitch.
Paul: I just recorded y'all's reactions💀
[Paul sent a video]
John: HELP RINGOS SMIILE DROPPED SO QUICK 😭😭
Geo: BRUH
I left so quickly💀
WHY DID JOHN GASP SO LOUD MY EARS
Paul: “did you see my ass yes or no?!?” 💀💀
Ringo: you can see the pain in his dih 💔
Geo: kys
Paul: well we'll get some outfits together and let y'all vote.
No more homeless John!!
John: I'm not homeless I'm fatherles
And motherless
Paul: oop…
Geo: damn. Double homicide.
Ringo: GEORGE
Geo: my bad I couldn't hold it in💀
Geo: Oh yeah did you do your summer assignments?
Ringo: OH FUCK
DUCK
FUCK
DLDDLDL
I HAVE TO READ A BOOK IM HSKDKC
BRB GUYS OMFG
Geo: lolll I already did :]
Paul: yeah I already did mines. Taking five APs ❤️
And the rest honors.
Geo: why do you do this to yourself
Paul: college and dad 😓
Geo: rip
30 minutes later
John: guess who cooked!!!
Ringo: not you hopefully
Paul: plus we BOTH picked some great outfits
John: try not to nut when you see these
[John sent six pictures]
Ringo: when the fuck did you have these clothes 😭
John: I've always had these I just don't think the public deserves to see my full beauty 🙄
Geo: who lied?
Ringo: BAHAHAHAHA
Ringo: but In all seriousness bro you look amazing
Geo: yes I agree.
Wear clothes like that and wash your hair for now on
John: no❤️
Paul: gotta get my boy right 🤩
Ringo: praying to God my teachers are nice.
I hope we get lunch together this time and get Eppy as our English teacher
John: YES PLEASE
Paul: OMG FR
George: I caught him at the mall once it was so awkward 💀💀
He said “you grew your hair out….why would you do that?”
Ringo: DAMN
John: yeah why would you do that who told you to get that fuck ass hairstyle.
George: who told you to be a faggot?
Paul: EXCUSE ME??
Ringo: PLEASE BAHAHAHAH
John: first of all
Idgaf if you say that
Second of all
It's not my choice
Third of all
Stop clocking my tea.
Paul: WHY ARE YOU FEELING SO VIOLENT TODAY???
Geo: I'm sorry It just keeps coming out today😭
Ringo: ITS COMING OUT🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
Geo: maybe that means it's time to go to bed…
Paul: yeah school starts at 7:15 y'all better not be late on the first day 😭
And John I'm taking you to school
John: I can just walk or use the bus??
Paul: no you're just gonna pretend to get lost and skip school and I have to pick you up from a random ass highway while you're high ASF
Paul: “do you know where you are?”
“...”
“I have a foot fetish”
(Real conversation btw)
Ringo: what do bro be doing 😭
George don't you dare say anything I see you typing
Geo: you caught me
Ok guys gn see you tomorrow
Paul: say it in full
Like how you say to Pattie
Ringo: goodnight!!
George: goodnight baby I love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Paul: EWWW W
Ringo: nvm bruh💀💀
Geo: that's what I thought
John: I liked it.
Ringo: SHUT YO FREAKY ASS UP AND GO TO BED.
Paul: turn off that light, get off that phone, and go to bed
George: stay off of Twitter Paul.
John: goodnight palssss
Chapter 2: First day of school
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Ringo: GOODMORNIING GUYSSSD
RISE AND SHINE
Paul: goodmorniinng :))
George: gmm
Ringo: John?
@john
George: bro
Is he still asleep?
Paul: omg me and Mike finna leave and pick him up.
I'm gonna call him.
Ringo: do not depend on him to wake up💀
George: it's like..6:48…and he lives 15 minutes Away from the school
Paul: HE'S NOT FUCKING ANSWERING
I'm going up there right now he's gonna piss me off…
20 minutes later
John: sorry guys 😁
I was eepy
Paul: I had to unlock the door using the key aunt mimi left. Drag him out the bed. And make him get ready.
now we're gonna be late on the first fucking day of school. >:(
Was gonna get breakfast but nvm.
John: NOOO
Paul: WAKE UP ON TIME AND YOU'LL GET TO EAT.
Ringo: don't worry guys I bought breakfast for everyone:))
Paul: aawwweee
George: yaaayy thank you rings❤️❤️
Ringo: ofc <3
John: omg I gotta suck your dick now.
Ringo: oh!
George: btw guys we go straight to our homeroom
We have the same one toooo
Except for John lol.
John; NOOOOOO
Paul; good I'm pissed at John now.
John: baby no💔
Ringo: MAMA NOOO💜
GOD DAMNIT FUCK I FORGOT MY DRUMS
George: how the hell do you forget those big ass drums.
Ringo: I DON'T KNOW😭
NOW I GOTTA TEXT MY MOM TO BRING THEM HERE MY BAND DIRECTORS GONNA BE SO PISSED, 😭 😭
George: I'm gonna start reminding you every morning.
You're so forgetful
Ringo: :((
Paul: oh my god now John has to piss I'm leaving him bro.
Walking to our homeroom now.
John: you didn't let me pee 😭
Paul: ngl…
Ringo looks fine today
George: right!
Like I'm not gay but
I'll fuck him.
Paul: ok that's gay as fuck.
Ringo: WHAT
YOU CANT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
Y'all only doing this because I brought food
[Paul sent a picture]
John; omg you're so right
Ringo let me suck it please.
Ringo: UM?? IM SCARED??
YK WHAT
DON'T COME AND GET YOUR SANDWICH I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO GEORGE
George: yay
John: nah.
I already see you.
[Paul sent a picture]
Paul: wtf 😭
Ringo: I feel like I just got molested…
[George sent a video]
Paul: he came behind so slowly and the fucking neck kiss at the end😭
Ringo: traumatized.
John: I'll see you after class Richard.
Paul: Ringo just wailed so loudly oh my god😭
My poor boy
George: AYE WE GOT OUR SCHEDULES JOHN SEND YOURS
John: I'm still waiting on mines💔
George: fuck you
Ringo: WE HAVE THE SAME LUNCH YES
I HAVE CALCULUS WITH PAUL AND GEORGE YAYY
AND ENGLISH WITH GEORGE
George: patties taking English too❤️
And
Mo😏
Paul: 🤭
Ringo: shut up.
John: when's the last time you guys talked we had a game plan all for last year and y'all still not together
Ringo: This morning actually.
George: how about full conversation?
Ringo: this morning when I gave her a sandwich 💀
Paul: OMGGG you guys are so cutteee
Ringo: teehee
George: but this year..
You guys are getting together.
Pattie is helping as well.
Paul: fr. You will be with her
George: if you both don't get together I'm beating your ass.
Ringo: okay I will😭
John: OKAY GUYS HERES MY SCHEDULE
[John sent a picture]
Paul: AYEEE SAME LUNCH CALCULUS AND ENGLISH
John: I'm so glad I got eppy
George: oh wait we all got pe together too
So we share two classes and lunch :)
Ringo: we have chemistry together too as well John.
John: YAAAAHH
bro what the fuck why do I have AP art.
Bro.
I wanted normal ain't no way
Ringo: I thought you were supposed to submit a portfolio and stuff to get in that class??
John: you do, I didn't submit anything 😭
This is a mistake.
Changing my schedule immediately.
1st period
Ringo: oh shit sociology with Pattie ‼️
George.
You didn't fucking tell me you already bought breakfast for you and Pattie.
George: 😙
You know I be hungry.
Ringo: I could've saved so much money 💔
George: wait I told her not to tell😭
Ringo: she was eating it and had to end up telling me💀
George: oopsie daisy.
[Ringo sent a picture]
George: ugh she's so cute
John: damn big ass forehead 😭
[John sent a picture]
Paul: aye let me be X
[Paul sent a picture]
George; y'all are so wrong for that
Ringo: pattie said she's gonna beat your ass
John: and I'll beat her ass too
George: and I'll fucking kill you.
John: woah daddy alphas angry
Paul: what???
2nd period
John: I have AP art because aunt Mimi and Mr. Wilson was scheming.
He took the art that I made in class and aunt mimi went through my sketchbook 😭
This gotta be illegal
He said I'm slacking off and need that extra push
George: ok so I agree but I also don't agree.
They shouldn't look through your stuff and make you take the class but you do need the push
John: and I can't get out of it
fml.
George: take this as a sign to lock tf in
Ringo: you have beautiful artwork John you shouldn't let it go to waste.
John: whatever.
[George sent a picture]
George: starting back daily Billy pictures.
Ringo:In jazz right now?
George: yeah
Paul: such a cutie look at that smile
3rd period calculus
Paul: John.
George: I'm gonna kill you
Ringo: why the fuck you didn't tell us Yoko is taking every single class with you
John: I thought you tolerated her
Ringo: NOT FOR THREE FUCKING PERIODS AND LUNCH
John: guys I know y'all don't like her but please be nice.
Paul: we're trying but she's just so uugghh
George: tell her to take her meds.
John: Are you calling her retarded?
Paul: ok John don't get all upset we're just joking
John: naw you don't “jokingly” talk shit about my girlfriend like that and think I'm just gonna let it slide.
Ringo: please it's the first day of school let's not argue
I'm sorry John. She deserves respect too.
John: yeah she does.
George: I'm sorry too
John: okay, thank you.
4th period
John: why was Eppy acting so upset when me and Paul walked into his class.
Paul: no he was upset when YOU walked in
He said “where my hug at?” 💀
George: oh nah 💀
[Paul sent a picture]
Paul: he's already stressing him out😭
Ringo: yapping his ear off smh
George: his face he looks so tired 😭
John: guys he loves me trust
Hear me out…
Paul: absolutely not that's a grown adult
John: OK THAT'S NOT STOPPING ME 😈
Ringo: WHAT??!?!
George: calling the police.
John: no cause I'm the minor so he's the pedophile
Paul: vro💔💔
Ringo: I'm turning my phone off I'm in band right now anyway..
George: y'all stress me tf out.
Time skip to after lunch, 6th period
[John sent a picture]
John: I'm still not over this.
Four trays is insane
George: get off my dick.
John: yes daddy
George: I'm gonna block you
Ringo: and we got pe after 💔💔
Deadly combo
Paul: this is why I don't eat school lunch
George: I don't have a sensitive stomach like that
Unlike Ringo
Ringo: stfu
7th period
George: guys look at them ❤️
[George sent two pictures and one video]
George: the whole time they are talking to each other it's like me and Pattie don't exist.
Paul: the way he looks at her omg…
John: this is pissing me off she's literally blushing.
Ringo got that shy rizz
George: don't ever say rizz again.
John: and you have that nonchalant rizz
George: kys
Paul: the way you and Pattie side eyed each other 💀
Ringo: guys…
I love her sm
John: THEN TELL HERR!!!;
George: Pattie literally confirmed she likes you back.
Ringo: ik it's just..
I feel like I'm not good enough for her
George: Ringo.
You have the most beautiful big blue eyes ever
Your nose is sexy as hell
You have perfect lips
Your double chin is adorable
The perfect height
Dress nice and smell good
Always respectable
Funny as hell
And you have the biggest dick
Be so fr.
Yall are perfect for each other.
Paul: I feel like George just confessed his love for rings.
Wait how do you know ringos..
George: shhh
Ringo: he came over my house and I was wearing sweatpants…
John: DAYUM SEND ME A PIC
Ringo: NO
Paul: ok so have you all gone out with each other?
Ringo: no.
George: ok so this Saturday y'all are going out with each other alone.
Pattie agrees.
Ringo: uh uh uhhhh
John: ask her
Ask her right now and not over texts
Before the bell rings ask her
Now.
Ringo: george is pressing a pencil against my neck my life's on the line💔
Oh wait she has a client that day 💔
SHE SAID I CAN COME OVER WHEN SHE'S ALMOST DONE AND WE CAN GO OUT WHAT
Paul: omg y'all got a date
John: already at her house damn
Ringo: it's not a date…
George: he looks so bashful omg
[George sent a picture]
Paul: Awww he's blushing
Ringo: guys…
YIPEEEE!!!
George: he was so nervous asking her but it worked out perfect
Paul: so proud of you rich 💔
You're growing up so fast
Ringo: I'm literally older than all of you.
Chapter 3: Sorry for disappearing
Chapter Text
Paul: this is so buns I already have homework
John: too bad so sad
Paul: I'll fuck you.
George: can we not school jus ended
john: I'm literally top but ok
George: please I'm begging you guys💔
Paul: we still switch
Ringo: what should I wear for my date Saturday
OH WAIT NOT A DATE
JUST A MEETUP WITH MO MY FRIEND YES YES YES
George:...
Ringo: oh hi George!
George: uh huh…
John: sorry vro
Paul: geooo
Ringo: :(
He's not responding 💔
John: too bad so sad
Paul: BRUH
Wait Ringo asking for fashion advice?
Ringo: ik I'm just confused and indecisive and nervous and I wanna look good
John: bro chill you got plenty of time it's only Monday
Paul: you can wear anything and you'll still be sexy
John: you can wear nothing and be sexy
Ringo: just don't wanna embarrass her☹️
George: It's okay rings you're not gonna embarrass her. You're perfect
Ringo: thanks George❤️ ily
George: ilyt
See I can't even leave for 2 minutes without John being gay
Ringo: I'm just used to it at this point he's always freaked out.
John: 😋
Paul: y'all think that's bad he gropes my ass
George: he gropes all our ass the difference is that he fucks yours.
Ringo: WTFF?????.
GEORGE
George: y'all know how I am guys I can't hold it in😭
Paul: he ain't wrong tho..
Ringo: oh…
John: 😋
Paul: no cause why is George critiquing us you always be cuddling with Ringo and calling his dick big
George:
Paul: he the one with the gf
George: JOHN IS TOO
Ringo: Yoko likes her dudes a little twinky tho
John: hell yeah
Paul: Imma fill you up like a Twinkie
George: bro please why are we OVULATING
Ringo: so glad I'm the only normal one
Paul: who said that???
John: who said that?
George: ???
Ringo: guys please…
John: remember back at that party and y'all got drunk and ringo started humping on that couch
Ringo: NO TF I WASNT
NO I WASN'T
STOP LYING
George: yeah then you started humping me
I wasn't stopping you tho
Paul: wait what-
I don't remember that part…
John: it's ok guys we're all freaky
George: You're just the freakiest.
John: hell yeah
Ok gooning session right now
Paul: gotta do my homework!
George: same!
Ringo: gotta go eat!
John: weaklings.
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