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Into The Woods

Summary:

“Bow chicka wow wow…”

 

Tai snorts as Van moves side to side, doing a stupid little dance along with their innuendo. “I’m the nerd?”

Despite the juvenile humor of their proposal, she finds herself intrigued by their offer, stepping towards them as she speaks. Fuck it, they don’t have any better ideas, right?

”Tell me this isn’t all just an excuse to get in my pants.”

”Oh, it is.” Her hands have landed on their shoulders and theirs sit on her waist. They stare back at her with a confident smirk.

“Everything is.”

3x05 extension fic, in the woods :)
Chapter 2 in the hut that night

Notes:

NOTE WILL CONTAIN 3x09 SPOILERS
the fic is safe tho

 

Anon tumblr prompt + my idea :)

I’m writing out of grief
van palmer you are toogood for us
melissa hat your days are numbered

stay strong soldiers
hope you enjoy! :)

Chapter Text

“So, what’s the plan?”

Tai and Van are walking through the forest, about 15 minutes away from camp. It was around 1pm, the sun streaming through the trees, a lush green expanse surrounding them in all directions. It really is beautiful, but they’re so used to forest scenes that they don’t really notice. Tai is tired of walking though, waiting for Van to explain how they expect to draw out her alter ego or whatever it is that takes over when she sleep walks. They had been out here for hours, ever since Tai drew the king card. They stop when she speaks and turn to face her, a bewildered expression on their face. 

“Uh, we could listen to the trees?”

“Genius.”

She lets out a sigh, before softly saying okay, then taking the rifle off her shoulder and leaving it against the big, curved tree towering nearby.

“Before… I would go to bed. Then bam, I’m in the woods following the dude with no eyes.”

It’s their turn to sigh in frustration.

“But you haven’t sleepwalked in months.”

“No.”

They both take a second to look around, noticing the sound of birds chirping and wind rushing through the trees, both thinking, before Van straightens up, scanning more closely to ensure there was no one nearby before turning back to Tai with a smile. She was still lost in thought, hands on her hips as she stared into the distance, until Van makes a sound with their lips as they part, stepping towards her as they speak slyly.

”You know what’s also worked?” They grin, but she doesn’t see it, staring dejectedly into the dirt with a fist still planted on her hip as she responds. “What?”

“Bow chicka wow wow…”

Tai snorts as Van moves side to side, doing a stupid little dance along with their innuendo. “I’m the nerd?”

Despite the juvenile humor of their proposal, she finds herself intrigued by their offer, stepping towards them as she speaks. Fuck it, they don’t have any better ideas, right?

”Tell me this isn’t all just an excuse to get in my pants.”

”Oh, it is.” Her hands have landed on their shoulders and theirs sit on her waist. They stare back at her with a confident smirk.

“Everything is.”

They lean in slowly and kiss her, and she returns it, holding onto their shoulders before pushing back lightly to separate them, looking with a smirk of her own. Defiant. 

“Okay.”

She pulls Van’s button up off their shoulders, throwing it to the ground, before her face turns in surprise when they begin to forcefully push her backwards, watching the ground behind them to ensure neither trip before they pin her to the tree, their hands against her torso, rejoining their lips with a reverence and control that sends sparks flying through her. Their full body is pressed against her, her knee notching up for Van to make themself at home between her thighs. One of Tai’s hands comes to rest on the side of their face while the other holds onto their arm. They begin to grasp at her waist, and her hands move to pull at the back of their shirt, moving to take it off. Van quickly grabs her wrists, forcing them back against the tree. She gasps as her skin presses against rough bark, the pain adding to her arousal. 

The movement causes Tai to be fully laid out against the tree, completely restrained as Van stares her down. More practically, there’s a lot of different sensory input out in the woods with all the bugs and dirt, and they knew being touched in the sensitive areas of their chest and torso would be too much for them. They don’t even like their chest to be touched most of the time anyways. 

Van is also thinking about the reason they’re here in the first place. If they’re trying to get this other Tai to come out, they should treat her like she’s already there. It may or may not also have something to do with Van simply wanting to dominate the fuck out of their girlfriend, but that’s neither here nor there as they pull her back up and spin her around, pressing her against the tree again, her arms supporting her as they push her leg up with their knee so they’re both basically straddling the tree.

Without hesitation Van slips their hand into Tai’s khaki shorts, roughly cupping her core over her panties, applying firm pressure to her clit. Their full body is pushed up against her, their pelvis grinding against her ass, pushing her more firmly into their hand, essentially groping her. Their lips start to suck marks into her neck, traveling up to her ear. 

“You’re such a fucking slut, letting me lay you out like this in the middle of the fucking woods. You want me to fuck you, Tai? When anyone could walk by?” 

She moans, rutting against their hand as they bite her earlobe, pushing their knee up again to spread her legs further, the new angle feeling even better. 

“Can you speak, or are you too stupid already?”

Fu-uck, please, Van.”

The way they talk essentially rots her brain, and they’ve found such an intense pace with their hand and hips that she’s sensitive already. 

“Good girl, not so useless after all.”

Their hand slips into her underwear, immediately rubbing her clit, continuing to support their rhythm with their body, Tai moaning with their ministrations. 

“You’re so close already, so fucking pathetic. I bet you want someone to come find us. You want someone to see me put you in your fucking place, like the whore you are.”

She’s whining now, almost to her climax, their other hand slipping under her shirt and bra to roughly grope her breast. 

“Van, I’m gonna-“

Their hand stops, leaving her pants as they stall both their hips, not letting her move against anything for friction. She whimpers, her head falling against the tree. They coo in her ear, pressing soft kisses to her neck.

”Shhh, I’m not done with you yet, baby.”

Van’s sudden switch in demeanor has Tai melting against the tree, little gasps and moans escaping her as she calms down. They grab her arms and turn her around once again, her back against the tree. They take the time to trail their hand along her neck and collarbone, admiring the faint marks they left as their other hand reaches down to undo the button on her shorts. Their hand trails to her neck, seeming to contemplate silently before wrapping around gently, squeezing lightly, experimentally, while looking in her eyes for objection, and she’s nodding, so they reach their hand back into her panties, pushing two fingers fully inside her as their palm presses against her clit. She moans aloud, and they feel the heavy vibration across their hand.

They start to fuck her, not bothering with gentleness. She moans and whimpers as they stretch her out. The hand around her neck starts to squeeze, never cutting off her oxygen but hindering her breathing, her moans sounding more like labored pants. They fuck her harder, crooking their fingers in a way that makes her squeal, which they reward with another squeeze on her throat. They’re staring into her eyes, admiring the way her eyes flutter open and shut, and how her lips part in breathy whines. They speak with practiced condescension. 

“You’re being so good for me, aren’t you? Such a good slut. Cumming from me choking you, so fucking pathetic.”

With that, she’s cumming hard, gushing on their fingers, her hips stuttering uncontrollably as they fuck her through it, making desperate whimpers and moans. Their hand drops from her neck, leaning in to start kissing at the places they were just roughly grabbing as she comes down, gently soothing the irritated skin near where their fingers had dug in slightly. They start to whisper praises in her ear, pretty sure that if dark Tai was coming, she’d be here by now, so there’s no harm in aftercare. 

“You’re so fucking perfect, so good for me, such a good girl, are you okay?”

She nods with an uh-huh, leaning into their mouth pressing along her neck while their other hand slips out of her shorts. Some tears have sprung from her eyes, and Van can’t help but think she looks pretty like that. They bring their wet hand up and press their two fingers against her lips, as they part to take them in, cleaning them off before they wipe her tears with their thumb. They spend a while kissing her neck and collarbones, caressing her sides, and praising her as she calms, before eventually stepping back to retrieve their overshirt once she seemed back to normal, offering a small smile. Tai buttons her shorts as Van puts their button up back on. 

 

“Anything?”

Tai has a contented look on her face, which slowly morphs into a dead stare.

”Where’s… the… gun…

 

so I can blow my brains out because this isn’t working-“

”You’re such an asshole!”

Van hits her shoulder playfully before grabing the gun. They reach out to pull something out of her hair, and she smiles. 

“Lets just head back.”