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Sawnick goes for a run. Je runs fast because he gotta go fast. He is the fastest hedgehog in Dallas Texas. But then some bitchass fucking twink runs into him.
“WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FLIPPING GOING BOOTYHOLE. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RUN OVER?” Sawnick yells in justified rage. He is vibrating like that thing I found under my mother's bed.
The stupid mother diddler giggle whopper gay lookin Peter pan rip off just stares down at him blankly, blinking one eye at a time.
“Sowwy.” He said.
“What the FRENCH is wrong with you!” Sawnick blue blaze whopper whopper double topper blue raspberry covered hedgehog yelled.
“Idk, why the fricky-wicky were you flipping going a bazillion miles per hour bro?” Twinklebell replied. “Not kewl, bro. It's low-key a little wee bit against the law.”
“THE LAW CAN KISS MY FRESH BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT.” Sansic said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said said-
“OKAY SHUT THE FRICK UP ALREADY.” Sonic boom yelled.
“I didn't say anything, buddy guy friend chum pal comrade.” The twink said.
"I wasn't talking to you. It was the voices." Blue hedgehog replied. “Why do you talk like that?” He asked.
“Because uhm… it's actually legally required to talk exactly as I do, and do exactly as I say because I rule the world and everyone bows down to me just because I said so, so like yeah. Perish you blue speck.” Zelda said, pulling out a gun and pointing it at Mario.
Sawincik was then shot 91 times. the end lol nobody showed up to his funeral haha bozo lmao haha hahaha cough cough haahhaahahah.