A helluva story

by SophK_18

Notes:

Hey everyone, since the third season of helluva boss will be late I decided to try and right a story of my own. I hope you enjoy it and please excuse if my grammar is not good english is not my first language.

Chapter 1

It's been almost two months since the events of Sinsmas and things between Stolas and Blitzo were getting a bit better every day. At first Stolas refused to take his antidepressants feeling guilty after his argument with Octavia, but Blitzo always had a way to change his mind, since he knew that if he wouldn't take them he may never get better (but he was mostly afraid that Stolas might hurt himself due to the depression). There were nights where Stolas would have nightmares and panic attacks in the middle of the night, but at least he was able to smile properly through out the day.
Blitzo:"Good morning birdie sleep well?"
Like every other morning Blitzo greeted him with a warm smile and a ton of pancakes with lots of syrup.
Stolas:"Yes I suppose..." He yawned as he answered
Blitzo:"Glad to hear it, breakfast is ready if you have an
appetite."
Stolas made his way to the kitchen but was suddenly stopped by Blitzo
Blitzo:"Hold it big bird, don't you forget something~?"
Stolas:"What?"
Blitzo:"Your pills of course! Come on go and take them and then you can eat."
Stolas:"..."
Stolas went to the bathroom and opened the cabinet, his antidepressants waiting for him. His hand was trembling as he held the pill, his daughter's words still echoing in his head "Was this my fault that you needed these?!" Stolas took a deep breath, closed his eyes and swallowed the pill trying to fight the urge to throw it back up.
Blitzo:"Hey you done birdie? I was about to ask you if-..."
When Stolas got out of the bathroom his face was pale and his eyes were sad ready to unleash the tears.
Blitzo:"... Come here."
Blitzo opened his arms so he can hug his boyfriend and right on que Stolas hugged him tightly.
Blitzo:"Don't worry Stolas, I'm here for you."
Stolas:"I'm sorry... It's just..."
Blitzo:"Hey hey... Calm down everything will be okay. I
promise you we will find a way to bring Via back."
Stolas:"I am so lucky I have you with me... Thank you
Blitzo"
Stolas cupped Blitzo's cheek and stared in his eyes for a few seconds before suddenly kissing him. Although stunned Blitzo melted into the kiss while his tail was wagging happily. They were so deep into the moment that they didn't notice Loona had heard their conversation when she woke up. She also wanted to help her dad to change Via's mid, and that's when it dawned on her, she still had her sinstagram.
Loona:"I hope this works" She wispered to herself when she pressed the "follow" button.

Chapter 2

Notes:

This is the second chapter of my story (thankfully is a bit bigger than the first), hope you like it. Still not used to posting my fanfictions online It's my first time here. I really hope it's good.

Later that day at the IMP quarters Blitzo was in his office thinking a plan to bring Octavia back, and defeat Andrealphus and his bitch sister. His thoughts were interrupted by Stolas's knocking reminding him that his next mission starts in five minutes. He gotout and saw that Moxie was already waiting for him.
Blitzo:"Okay team, let's go kill some human ass!"
Moxie:"Hey sir? Is it okay if Millie could stay here? She is a bit nauseous since morning and she still is in the bathroom."
Blitzo:"Sure no prob, looks like you're coming with us Loonie~"
Loona:"Fuck yeah!"
Before leaving Blitzo gave his feathered boyfriend a quick peck on his cheek.
Blitzo:"I'll be back in a jiffy, until then make sure Millie is okay."
Stolas:"Don't worry, I will darling."
He gave him a small smile and waved him goodbye. A few moments later Millie got out of the bathroom exhausted from all that vomiting.
Millie:"They went to the mission?..."
Stolas:"Yes a few moments ago, are you feeling okay?"
Millie:"Oh yeah... I-It might be just the flu..."
Millie knew very well that it wasn't the flu, it was her pregnancy symptoms getting stronger every day. Stolas looked at her concerned as she laid on the couch, he knew that something else was wrong. Those last two moths Millie was by his side as much as she could and he trusted her completely.
Stolas:"Millie... You have been supporting me those couple of months and I appreciate it dearly. I consider you as my friend so if there is something troubling you, you can tell me."
Hearing his words Millie broke down to tears as Stolas sat by her side rubbing her back.
Millie:"I-I'm pregnant... I went to a doctor and said I'm two months... Maybe three..."
Stolas:"Does Moxie know?"
Millie:"No and I don't know what to do!... I'm so scared... What if he doesn't want kids? What if Blitzo fires me because of the pregnancy? What if I'm not fit to be a mother?..."
Stolas stood there trying to comfot her as she hid her head on her knees.
Stolas:"Before Octavia was born I had the same thoughts. I was afraid that I wouldn't be a good father for her."
Millie:"And... And what did you do?..."
She raised her head slightly as her tears started to fade.
Stolas:"I followed my instict. No one is ready for parenthood and there a lot of insecurities, but eventually I got over it."
Millie:"How?..."
Stolas:"The moment I first held her in my arms. That's when I promissed to myself to protect her no matter what..."
He teared up a bit when he thought of his little starfire.
Stolas:"I understand your fears, but if you want my opinion you have to discuss it with Moxie. He really loves you and I'm sure he will understand you no matter what."
Millie:"Thank you Stolas... I really needed that."
Before Stolas got the chance to answer back the portal opened in the middle of the room with a head coming out of there. Blitzo was the first one to come out, all bloody and very excited from all that killing.
Blitzo:"Oh yeaaaahhh!! Now that was a great fucking killing! You should've been there Mils!"
Millie stood up and walked towards Moxie.
Millie:"Moxie?..."
Moxie:"Hey honey how are you feeling? You look a bit down."
Millie:"I have something to tell you... But I'm scared."
Moxie cupped her face with his hands and smiled sweetly
Moxie:"You know you can tell me anything honey"
Millie glanced to Stolas for a moment, and he gave her a nod as a sign to not worry. She then took a deep breath and shut her eyes tightly.
Millie:"I-I'm pregnant!"
Silent filled the room as it was too sudden for all of them.
Millie:"I-I went to the doctor... Told me I'm two months... If you don't want children yet we could-..."
She didn't finished her sentence since Moxie hugged her suddenly.
Moxie:"This is wonderfull sweetie!! We are going to be parents!!"
Millie felt a weight lifting off her shoulders, she didn't bother to ask her husband any other questions, she hugged him tightly with tears of reliefe.
Blitzo:"Well congradulations you two, I guess we are going to have a new little assassin in a few months. Good job Mox! I guess your baby wiener did something usefull for once."
Blitzo winked teasingly at Moxie as laughter filled the room
Moxie:"Shut up sir..."

Chapter 3

Notes:

In this chapter we have cute Stolitz moments since I ship them really hard and I want in the future their relationship to improve.

After the big news, Blitzo decided to close the company a bit early to give the lovebirds some time to celebrate. Loona went to a party with her friends at the Gluttony Ring, so him and Stolas would be home alone tonight, which made Blitzo a bit nervous. It's not that he didn't want to, hell he was excited but it has been a long time since he's been alone with him. He didn't want to make him uncomfortable so he decided to not do any sudden moves tonight.
Blitzo:"Now that was a long day."
He sighed as he left his jacket on the couch and tossed his boots in the corner and plopped on the seats.
Stola:"Is something on your mind?"
Blitzo:"No it's nothing it's just... Man I can't believe Millie is pregnant."
Stolas:"It was rather unexpected, but at least now she will not get through this alone"
Blitzo:"I guess you're right, It must've been shocking for her"
He then stood up and streched his back.
Blitzo:"Anyways I'm going to take a bath, you wanna go first?"
Stolas:"Oh no go first Blitzo, I can wait."
Blitzo took his pajamas and headed to the bathroom. After a few minutes he got out with a towel around his neck.
Blitzo:"The bathroom is all yours Stols."
When Stolas went for his bath Blitzo was left alone with his thoughts, still panicking about what what he should do.
Blitzo POV:"Calm down Blitzo! Get your shit together! You are just hanging out with Stolas, no biggie! Once he get's out just act cool, got it?!"
After a long conversation with his thoughts Stolas got out from the bathroom and sat next to Blitzo. They stood there quitly for a few minutes, until Blitzo decided to break the silence.
Blitzo:"Soooo... What do you wanna do?..."
He rubbed the back of his neck nervously since he had no idea what to do.
Stolas:"Well I saw in the internet that there is a movie with lot's of ponies, and since I know you like them so much maybe we could watch it?"
Blitzo:"Hell yeah!! Just let me make some pop corn and we're ready to go."
Stolas opened the TV while Blitzo was in the kitchen making their snack. He started getting really excited now, not just from the ponies, because he get's to cuddle with Stolas all night. Just the thought of it makes him purr. Wait what?! Purr?! he coughed loudly so that Stolas won't hear him
Stolas:"Everything okay Blitzo?"
Blitzo:"O-Oh yeah, just fine! I'm almost done!"
Blitzo POV:"Shit shit shit shit what the fuck am I doing?! I can't have Stolas hearing me purr! It will be super embarassing, he will make fun of me for sure!"
He calmed down after a while and sat near Stolas with a big bowl of pop corn. While the movie was playing Blitzo felt like his heart was going to explode, he's head was leaning on Stolas's chest and his hand was rubbing his back (one of his sensitive spots), he wasn't used to this kind of gestures. Suddenly he felt Stolas's hand rub his spikes softly and Blitzo tried his best to keep his purrs in, but it was useless. A loud purr escaped from him causing Stolas to look at him with curiosity.
Stolas:"Blitzo? Did you just purr?"
Blitzo:"Uuuumm... Maybe?... Y-You hate it?"
He felt his cheeks heating up from embarassment.
Stolas:"Oh Blitzo of course not, the exact opposite I find it adorable, I had no idea imps could do that!"
He hugged Blitzo and felt the vibrations from his chest.
Stolas:"I love you Blitzo"
He whisperred in his ear and Blitzo's blush got so bad he had to hide his face on Stolas's chest feathers, causing him to giggle at his state.
Blitzo:"Asshole... I love you too..."
Stolas:"What did you say? You were mumbling."
In reality he heard him loud and clear, but he wanted to hear it again one more time as his feathers poofed up from excitement. Blitzo raised his head and looked into Stolas's eyes.
Blitzo:"I said I love you, you fucking cotton ball."
A few hours later Loona returned from the party and found both of them on the couch cuddling asleep. She gave a smile at the sight and went in her room. She then turned her phone onand she saw that Octavia hadn't accepted her friend request. At this point she couldn't do anything but wait.

Chapter 4

Notes:

Hey guys, thank you so much for the hits and kudos, I really appreciate it and aggain sorry if their short. Now let's move to the fourth chapter.

Meanwhile at the castle, Octavia was locked in her room like every other day. Ever since the big argument, she doesn't want to see anyone especially her dad, and the worst part is that she still had so many questions but unfortunatly noone was there to answer them. Suddenly she heard a loud bang on her door, and it was from her mother.
Stella:"Octavia!! Come down this instant!! And don't you dare refuse me like you did the previous times!!"
Octavia just sighed and turned her music down, she didn't want to come down but she also didn't want to hear her mother's screams. So she made her way to the dining area passing by her dad's plants, giving them one last glance. Some were completely frozen, and some were dry from lack of water. At first she thought to try and take care of them in the past, but now she didn't want to do anything that reminded her of her father. Once she reached the dining room she was greeted by her uncle's attitude.
Andrealphus:"Well well well, look who finally decided to show up."
She didn't bother to reply, she just sat down and took a few bites from her meal.
Stella:"Oh leave her be, she's depperessed ever since she found out her good for nothing dad never loved her!"
Andrealphus:"Took her long enough, how couldn't she see it sooner?!"
They both laughed loudly at her state, while Octavia clenched her beak with all her might so she won't cry. Their words felt like knife to her heart, but she didn't want to give them the joy to wach her suffer.
Andrealphus:"Any news from you-know-who?"
Stella:"Thankfully no, and I hope it stays that way. I don't want to see his imp sucking face here!"
Andrealphus:"Don't worry my dear sister, even if he comes back I will make sure his visit will be his last~"
Octavia:"Big talk from someone who got his ass kicked by him.."
She glared at him as she continued her meal. Andrealphus on the other hand chocked on his niece's comment since he hadn't said anything to Stella about his loss two months ago. Octavia was supposed to keep it a secret too, but she couuldn't stand their gloating, she saw with the corner of her eyes her mother's face slowly boiling with rage.
Stella:"What did you say Octavia?..."
Andrealphus:"Oh ignore her! She's just a child, she doesn't know what she's saying!
Octavia:"You know exactly what I'm saying! Should I tell her?!"
Andrealphus:"Don't you dare!"
Octavia:"Two months ago uncle got his ass handed by dad and his imp! I don' know if I can forgive him, but I won't stand here and hear you insulting him."
Octavia stood up and went to her room while her mother started screaming at Andrealphus
Stella:"WHAT THE FUCK ANDREALPHUS?! HOW COULD YOU LET THEM BEAT YOU?!"
She threw a plate at him with all her strength which it hit his head.
Andrealphus:"It's not my fault! I was caught off guard!!"
Stella:"Excuses!!!!!"
As their argument escalated Octavia was in her room covering her ears , and cried as she wondered how did her family got destroyed. She hated her uncle, she hated her father, she hated her mother's screams, but mostly she hated Blitzo for destroying her life. As she was thinking all of this her phone suddenly rang, and saw that she got a friend request from Loona. At first she didn't want to accept it since she's the daughter of the imp who ruined her family, but she really needed someone to talk to, and she did help her when she was lost at earth. She didn't have anything to lose so she texted her
Octavia:"Hey... Can we talk?"

Chapter 5

Notes:

Since I'm traveling today and I'm bored as f*ck I decided to post my 5th chapter.
("": when the characters talk)
('': when the characters text)

When Loona returned from the party she felt like sleeping immediately, that was before her phone rang notifying she had one new message
Loona:"Who the fuck is it?..."
She groaned annoyed but to her surprise it was Octavia. Without any hesitation she texted her back
Loona: 'Hey, of course we can, are you okay?'
Octavia: 'No... Everything sucks...'
Loona: 'You mean with your mother?'
Octavia: 'It's not just her, it's my uncle too... They always look down on me and insult dad every day....'
Octavia: 'I'm still very mad at him but I don't like it when people talk bad about him...'
Loona: 'Sorry to hear that.'
Octavia: 'I can't even go outside anymore...'
Loona: 'Why?'
Octavia: 'Mom thinks that royals must not interact with peasants... So she locked me in the palace and forbade me to go outside...'
Octavia: 'Everything is ruined... And it's all his fault...'
Loona: 'Hey, don't blame your dad for this.'
Octavia: 'Why not?! It's the truth! If he loved me he wouldn't have chosen that red dickhead... But of course he doesn't love me since I'm just an obligation...'
Loona: 'Look... It's more complicated than you think. And you have every right to be mad.'
Loona: 'But try to see his point of view. He saw live on TV his childhood friend and lover ready to be executed in front of everyone. What did you want him to do?'
Loona: 'And like I said, dads have lots of issues. And yours had a tonne'
Octavia: 'If he had then why didn't he say anything?! I cared about him too! I'm his kid for fuck's sake!'
Loona: 'Because he didn't want you to worry. He didn't want to burden you with his feelings.'
Loona: 'That's what parents do, they make sure to protect their kids from their shit. Not because they don't care.'
Octavia: 'Is... Is this why he was taking the pills?...'
Loona: 'And because your mother was a bitch to him (sorry for calling her that, it's true though).'
Octavia: 'It's okay... She's like this all the time."
Loona: 'If there is something that I learned from my old man, is that love doesn't have to be for only one person, and it's not bad to share it. That's what your dad did.'
Loona: 'How are you feeling?'
Octavia: 'A bit better... Thanks. But I should go now, it's late.'
Loona: 'Sure thing, we'll talk aggain. Goodnight.'
Octavia: 'Goodnight'
When Octavia turned her phone off she had lots of feelings and way more questions than before. Was Loona telling the truth? Was his marriage with mother that bad? She was so confused. Although a part of her was relieved that she wasn't the cause of her father's depression, she wasn't sure if she could forgive him. But at least now she didn't hate him as much as she did before.

Chapter 6

Notes:

Happy Easter everyone! I didn't have time to post any chapters because I was with family and I was studying for my exams. In this chapter you'll see how a normal day at the IMP is.
("":when characters are talking)
('':when characters are texting)

As the weeks passed by Loona and Octavia were texting eachother almost every day. They were mostly talking about their day, music and new make-up trends. Loona at that time of period didn't ask her anything about her feelings fir Stolas, she wanted to gain her trust as much as possible.

Loona: 'So how did you spend your morning princess?'

Octavia: 'I've been practicing some new spells from the Grimoire.'

Octavia: 'I'm getting really good at the teleportation spell. So next time I won't end up on earth again, this place is a dump.'

Loona: 'LOL!! Tell me about it! I have to go there every fucking day just to kill douchebags!'

Octavia: 'Speaking of it, how is your day going?'

Before Loona sends her answershe hears screams coming from Blitzo, Moxie and Stolas.

Blitzo:"Mills!! Hurry up with your puking I gotta take a leak before we leave!"

He banged on the bathroom door.

Moxie:"May I remind you she's fucking pregnant sir?! She'll get out once she feels better!"

Stolas:"Everyone stop with the yelling! I'm trying to talk with a client!"

Blitzo:"Yeah shut up Moxie you're bothering him!!"

Moxie:"You are the one screaming the most right now!!!!"

Loona chuckled silently at the situation as all this was just a normal day at work for her.

Loona: 'Oh you know, the usual shit. In a few minutes we'll go on a mission so I better get going.'

Octavia: 'Before you go can I ask you something?...'

Loona: 'Sure.'

Octavia: 'How is he today?...'

Loona: 'Who?'

Octavia: 'You know... Him...'

Loona: 'You mean your dad?'

Octavia: 'Yeah... How is he today?...'

Loona: 'He's not a complete ray of sunshine, those last months his mental health is not good.'

Octavia: 'Oh... I see...'

Loona: 'If you have any other questions you can ask me.'

Octavia: 'No I'm good... We'll talk later.'

Loona: 'See ya.'

After their conversation Loona felt a bit happy for Octavia's interest about Stolas, her asking for his farewell was an improvement. Loona stood up from the couch and waited for the yelling to stop so they could go to the mission. She then looked at Stolas as he looked annoyed as well.

Loona:"You think their done yet?"

Stolas:"I'm afraid not."

Blitzo:"Millie I'm serious hurry up!!!"

He banged even harder at the door almost breaking it in the end.

Millie:"Okay okay I'm done! Gee!"

Blitzo:"Fucking finally!"

He rushed into the bathroom closing the door behind him.

Moxie:"How are you feeling honey?"

He rubbed Millie's small bump as she hugged her.

Millie:"I'm good, thankfully today it's not that bad."

Stolas:"When will you know the gender of the baby?"

Millie:"Next month, but me and Moxie decided to wait until I give birth."

Moxie:"Until then be kind to your mommy okay baby?"

Moxie kissed her bump after saying that and Millie blushed at his gesture.

Blitzo:"Okay Moxie stop babying around, we have a job to do."

Before leaving Blitzo gave his usual kiss to Stolas's cheek.

Blitzo:"As for you, make sure to look this beautiful when I come back got it~?"

Now it was Stolas's turn to blush, giggling cutely at Blitzo's comment. Loona on the other hand gagged at their lovey-dovey moment and Moxie rolled his eyes.

Stolas:"I'll do my best, boss~"

Blitzo's tail stood up straight from exitement (and let me tell you his tail wasn't the only thing standing up right now), it would always hit him differently when Stolas called him that.

Moxie:"Now look who's babying around."

Blitzo:"It's called flirting you dipshit!"

He threw a mug on Moxie's head angrily.

Moxie:"Ow!!! What the fuck?!"

Millie:"Come on sweetie calm down, and Blitzo don't throw things at people."

Blitzo&Moxie:"He started it!!"

They both pointed at eachother growling with anger. At this point Loona started getting impatient with their childness.

Loona:"Can we just go already?"

Yep, a normal day at work.

Chapter 7

Notes:

Okay... Enough eating I'm stuffed... Way too much lamb... For now I'll write another chapter, get ready cause in this one there will be a fight going and also a cute moment between Loona and Blitzo.

Today's mission took place in New York, according to Stolas their target is a mafioso called Dante Fabino he killed the client because he tried to dteal some of his cocaine load. Since Moxie grew up in a mafia squad he advised them to be extra carefull and highly alert. One thing he remembers from his father is that in mafia battles nothing is fair, you never know what will happen. The team was on a nearby rooftop loading their guns, and watched as their target was smoking a cigar with his minions.

Moxie:"Now remember, we have to be quick and quiet for this"

Blitzo:"Do you have to remind us that every five fucking minutes? We're assassins, we know how to be quiet."

As Blitzo was complaining his phone rang loudly drawing all the attention.

Moxie:"And that's why I was reminding you that!"

Dante:"What the?! Diavoli?! Get them!!"

The bullets came at them like rain and all four of them ducked down so they won't get hit.

Blitzo:"Okay change of plans! Moxie Millie cover us, Loona with me! We are killing that motherfucker!"

Millie:"You got it B!"

Moxie and Millie got their snipers ready and got into action, while Blitzo and Loona went down the alley and tried to reach Dante. Suddenly Loona's phone decided to inform her about a new message from Octavia.(Like father like daughter)

Loona:"Fuck!"

Before she could react one of the bodyguards shot her in her arm.

Blitzo:"Loona!!"

Bodyguard:"Hehe~ Gotcha doggy"

Blitzo quickly threw a trash bin in front of them to cover them from the bullets. He then shot the bodyguard with his pistol blowing litteratly his brains out.

Blitzo:"No one messes with my daughter bitch!!"

Loona's phone rang again and Blitzo got sick of this, they were in the middle of a battle damn it.

Blitzo:"Goddamn it Loona how many times have I told you-..."

Before he could finish he's scolding he's eyes went on her phone and saw Octavia's messages. He took the ohone from her hand and saw their whole conversation.

Blitzo:"Loona?... What the fuck is this?"

Loona:"I can explain!..."

Blitzo:"How long?..."

Loona:"... Almost four weeks."

Blitzo:"And when exactly were you going to tell me?!"

He looked at her with disapointment while searching in his backpack for more weapons.

Loona:"Do you think it's a good time to discuss this right now?!"

Blitzo:"Oh hell I do! Because this concerns me!"

He stubbed another bodyguard on his throat and tossed him aside.

Loona:"I just wanted to get closer to Octavia and see if I could change her mind! Why are you so upset over this?!"

Blitzo:"Because this is my business, you shoud've said something to me first, why did you do it?!"

Blitzo grabbed a grenate but before he could throw it Loona took it from him with her healthy arm.

Loona:"Because I care dumbass!!"

She threw the grenate and a loud explosion echoed along with italian curses. Blitzo was left stunned with her answer since she's not the type of hellhound who showed much emotions.

Loona:"Believe it or not I care about you and that feather duster you call boyfriend. So I want to help you have a normal life because... Because you deserve it dad."

Blitzo:"Loonie..."

He got a shotgun from his backpack and shot three more bodyguards who were coming their way.

Moxie:"Sir! We are almost out of bullets, go and finish him now!"

Blitzo:"Damnit Moxie we were having our first emotional daughter-father moment! Hang on sweetie."

Blitzo got out from their hiding place and headed to Dante's direction whom was in a puddle of blood and gore.

Dante:"Stay back you fucking monster! Do you know who am I?! I've got people who will be looking for me!!"

Blitzo:"First I don't give a shit about who you are, and second, where you are going amico no one will be able to look for you~"

He finally killed him by slicing him in half with an ax.

Blitzo:"Hppy Mox?"

He looked at Moxie with a smirk but his tone was full of irony and annoyance.

Millie:"Yeah baby! Another mission accomplished!"

At the same time Millie was helping an injured Loona climb up the rooftop, When Blitzo saw her he ran to her so he could apologize, he saw that she was still pissed at him for yelling.

Blitzo:"Loona?"

Loona:"What?"

Blitzo:"... Sorry for the yelling earlier, I'm thankfullfor you wantingto help me. I just don't like it when you're hiding stuff from me, we are a family and you can trust me. Will you forgive me for being a dick?"

Loona:"You are always a dick, so I forgive you. And... I'll try to be more honest with you."

Blitzo:"Come on, let's go home."

He smiled at her and patted her back slightly. That's when Loona saw something in his smile, it wasn't one of his usuals, it was different. It was real, and she liked it.

Chapter 8

Every morning Stolas, Millie and Moxie would go to the cafe down the street to get their usual drinks, while Blitzo and Loona stayed at the company in case any clients would appear. They knew that Blitzo was loud and cranky without his iced coffee, but what they didn't know was that something else would get him loud and cranky. Or actually, someone else. So when they came back they could hear Blitzo arguing with someone in his office.

Millie:"Uhhhh... Loona? What's up with Blitzo? Is he arguing with a client?"

Stolas:"I don't think so, the appoitment is past 10:00"

Loona:"You guys missed half the show, Blitzo's dad is here."

Stolas:"Mr Buckzo? I haven't seen him for 27 years, I wonder what he wants."

Moxie:"Well it mustn't be for good, they don't get along."

Moxie looked at the office concerned since he knows what it's like having daddy issues. Suddenly the door opened with the elder imp coming out first.

Cash:"Is this how you're treating your father you ungrateful piece of shit?! After everything I did?!"

Blitzo:"Oh please! The only things you did was hitting us and spending our money on booze! I won't give you a penny so get the fuck out of here!"

He was ready to get back at his comment until he saw the rest of the employes, and that's when he got a whicked idea (An idea that he would later regret).

Cash:"I see the rest of your employes joined the party."

He then fixed his gase at Stolas and smiled like a villain.

Cash:"Well~ if it isn't ex-prince Stolas Goetia, look at you all grown up! What brings you here?"

Stolas:"I um... It's nice to see you again sir, I actually work here."

Cash:"What?! Are you that desperate for money you went to Blitzo?!"

Stolas looked at Cash with a more serious look, he didn't like the tone of his voice and could see that something was suspecious about him.

Stolas:"The o in my boyfriend's name sir is silent, and I came to his company because he is the only one I trust, so don't insult him like that."

Blitzo's heart skipped a beat when Stolas called him his boyfriend, he still wasn't used to this word.

Moxie:"Stolas is right sir, and I also think that you should leave."

Millie:"You see, we don't like demons who bad mouth our friend."

Cash:"Now now let's calm down, I will leave. Though I'm surprised you all support a murderer~."

The word murderer made Blitzo freeze in shock and sick in his stomach. He realised that his dad was ready to expose his dark past in front of his friends.

Millie:"What sre you talking about?"

Stolas:"Blitzo? What does he mean?"

Cash:"Dear Lucifer, you still haven't told them Blitzo? Well let me do it for you, they deserve to know don't they~.?"

Blitzo:"Don't... You... Dare!..."

Cash:"You see 17 years ago we had a party to celebrate Fizzaroli's 18th birthday. But someone wasn't so happy about it. You see Blitzo was jealous of his talent~."

Blitzo started trembling while everyone around stared at him with question. He once again remembered the painful memories of his mother that have been hunting him for so long.

Cash:"In fact, he was so jealous he decided to put a fire to the whole circus~!"

Blitzo:"Stop..."

Cash:"That day I lost everything, but the most important thing I lost was my sweet wife Tila."

Blitzo:"Shut up!..."

Cash:"He killed his mother and destroyed his friend's career because he couldn't control his stupid temper!"

Blitzo:"GET OUT!!... NOW!!"

Blitzo grabbed Cash by his shirt and kicked him out from the company trying his best to not beat the crap out of him. When he slammed the door shut he felt the tears rolling down his cheeks, and when he looked at his friend's faces he saw the fear and confussion in their eyes. He couldn't bring himself to say anything so he ran ashamed in his office.

Loona:"Now that was... Wow..."

Moxie:"I still can't believe it... There must be some explenation about this... Right?"

Loona:"Either way I don't trust completely that dumbass. First he was reaking of alchohol, and second Blitzo is not that much of a phycho to kill his mother. I bet 5.000 bucks he didn't do it on purpose."

Stolas didn't say anything, he started walking towards Blitzo's office but Millie stopped him before going in.

Millie:"Stolas wait... We better leave him be for now. So he can calm down."

Stolas:"... Blitzo never left me when I was on my lowest. I don;t plan on doing the opposite with him."

And with that he went inside. He found Blitzo curled up in a corner sobbing and panting, it was the first time he saw him like this. Stolas's heart broke at his state, he never thought that he was suffering so much because of his past, and so he went down to his level to calm him down.

Stolas:"Blitzo?..."

Blitzo:"I never wanted you to learn anything about this..."

Stolas:"I don't blame you for anything Blitzo. I know you, you would never do anything to hurt your family,"

Blitzo:"It was all an accident... But noone ever believed me... So I don't blame you if you want to leave me after this... Plus I ruined your whole life so... You are better off whithout me Stolas..."

Stolas:"You are right about one thing. It was an accident, and I trust your word. Though you are wrong about everything else."

Blitzo:"Stolas please... I'm not the right guy for you... I make everyones lives worse..."

Stolas:"What if I don't want to leave you? What if I want to stay here with you?"

Blitzo:"... You don't hate me?..."

Stolas:"How can I hate the only person who had helped me so much? Who does everything in his power to give me back everything?"

Stolas hugged him tight and rubbed his back.

Stolas:"I love you so much Blitzo, and thank you for always supporting me. I'm really sory I didn't see your pain sooner, but from now on you won't have to suffer alone. I'll be with you for ever."

Blitzo:"Thanks Stolas... I promise to fix everything."

Stolas:"We'll do it together darling, I have faith in you."

For the first time in his life Blitzo felt warm inside. He finally saw why Stolas loves him, and he loved him too. That's why now he was determined to fix his new life with his new family, and so he decided to talk with the last member of his future family. Octavia.

Chapter 9

Notes:

This chapter was my friend's idea when I asked for advise, it's about Millie and Moxie's lovey-dovey time and some funny moments.

Moxie was coming home from work and was wondering how he's wife had spent her day at home, she had more days off than usual whenever she didn't feel good. Once he opened the door he found Millie crying on the couch and eating ice-cream.

Moxie:"Honey what's wrong?! Are you okay?!"

Millie:"I'm fine it's just that... I was watching this movie  from earth and... It was about a three-legged puppy!!!..."

She started sobbing again while stuffing her mouth with ice-crime while Moxie sighed in releaf. He didn't like he's love crying, but at least now he knew it was just her pregnancy hormones, he should have relised it sooner since Millie hates movies from earth, she finds them stupid and boring.

Moxie:"Awww sweetie it's okay. Are you eating my ice-cream?"

Millie:"WELL EXCUSE ME IT DIDN'T HAVE A NAME ON IT!!!"

Moxie:"O-Okay honey calm down I'm sorry."

Her mood swings were out of control and the only way to calm his beautiful beast is with lot's of love and food.

Moxie:"You know what I was thinking on my way back~? How about we go on a picnic date?"

Hearing these two words Millie's mood fixed immediately.

Millie:"Really~?!"

Moxie:"Yeah, I'll pack everything we need, prepare our favourite snacks and then we'll go to the rivers at Greed. All you have to do is to get dressed."

Millie:"Oh Moxie you are the best husband in the world~!!!! Thank you thank you thank you~!!!!"

A million kisses later Moxie put all they needed inside a basket and waited outside for his love to come.

Moxie:"Are you ready sweetie?"

Millie:"Yep!"

Millie came outside wearing a nice tight dress, showing her pregnant bump nicely.

Moxie:"Sweetie you look stunning! It really suits you."

Millie:"Ya really think so?... It doesn't make me fat does it?"

Moxie:"To prove you I'm not lying I'll say it like Blitzo would. You look so hot, that if you weren't pregnant I would fuck you right now and then."

Millie laughed at her husband making all her insecurrities go away. She gave him a peck on his cheeck and heated for the Greed Ring. The toxic fumes from the river filled the air but since Moxie lived there for so long he was immune to the smell. They found a nice spot and started eating their foods.

Moxie:"Uuuuhh... Sweetie? what are you doing?"

He looked puzzled when he saw his wife putting marshmallows and and mustard on her tripple hot sauce sandwitch with extra bacon.

Millie:"I just thought, I love this type of sandwitch and I also love marshmallows, so why not combine them?"

Moxie:"Okay?... But I thought you hated mustard."

Millie:"Oh I do! But I'm craving it."

She took a big bite from her weird snack and giggled satisfied while Moxie was trying not to laugh at the adorable site. Man her food cravings were getting even weirder, but he didn't care. Whatever his queen wants, she gets it.

Millie:"Moxie it kicked!"

Moxie:"No way!"

Moxie put his ear on her belly to feel the baby's kicks and boy did he feel them. They were so strong it pushed his head away.

Moxie:"Oof! Well, now we know from whom she got the strength~!"

Millie:"She?"

Moxie:"Yeah, it'd be nice if it's a girl who looks exactly like her mommy. Strong, kind, brave, beautiful, cute and with smooth black hair."

Millie smiled and put Moxie's hand on her belly.

Millie:"Well I hope it's a boy so he can look exactly like his daddy. Smart, funny, understanding and with six little freckles on his cheeks."

???:"No way! I don't want the kid to be a puss like him!!"

Moxie:"Wait what?"

Moxie and Millie heard the voice coming from two barrels of nuclear waste nearby and looked confused. Moxie then knew exactly who it was and he thought the perfect way to prove it.

Moxie:"Oh my Satan Millie! Is that a horse~?

Blitzo:"Where?!"

And as expected Blitzo popped out from the barrel(big fucking surprise there).

Blitzo:"Oh..."

Moxie:"I fucking knew it..."

Millie:"What are you doing here Blitzo?"

Suddenly Stolas popped out from the second barrel.

Millie&Moxie:"Stolas?!"

Moxie:"What the fuck are you doing here?!"

Stolas:"Well after work Blitzo explained to me about his usual employe observation, and he suggested to come with him. And honestly I'm really glad I accepted his offer, now I see why he finds it so amusing!"

Blitzo:"Now back to our subject, Millie whatever the gender make sure to raise it right I don't want it to be a whiny bitch like your husband."

Moxie felt his blood boiling and growled with anger while Millie laughed uncomfortably.

Moxie:"OKAY ENOUGH WITH ALL THIS!!! WE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A DATE HERE!!!"

Blitzo:"AND WE ARE TRYING TO OBSERVE!!!"

While Blitzo argued even more with Moxie Millie only smiled at the scenery, she enjoyed all this chaos in her life. Her job at IMP, Stolas's company whenever she wasn't feeling well, her lovely husband arguing with her best friend, and finaly the strong kicks from the baby inside her.

MilliePOV:"Do you here them? This is your family! I can't wait till you meet us."

Chapter 10

Notes:

Hello again, I changed the chapters to 14 because I split a chapter in two parts for 2 reasons:
1) Because it's a bit bigger than the other ones
2)For the suspens
Until then enjoy this chapter.

Finally after months of waiting Blitzo had built the courage to sneak into the palace and talk with Octavia. The incident with his father was the last straw, he wanted to do something good for someone for the first time in his life. He waited for Loona and Stolas to fall asleep so he could leave, he didn't want to worry them. Before leaving he heard Stolas mumbling in his sleep.

Stolas:"Mmm... Octavia... Please..."

Blitzo:"Shshsh, it's okay Stols, I'll handle this."

With that he kissed him on his forehead and teleported to the palace. This time he dressed up well since he remembered how cold it was last time. He got teleported to Stolas's old room and saw that it was full of ice and Andrealphus's portrets.

Blitzo:"Oh that fucking Elsa! Now, let's find Via's room."

And so he took off to look for her room avoiding the guards. Meanwhile, Octavia was tossing and turning in her bed unable to sleep, how could she with all those thoughts in her head? All she could think about was her dad and all the past conversations with Loona about him. She tried scrolling on her phone to clear her mind, until she came upon a picture of Stolas and teared up a bit.

Octavia:"I wish I could see you dad..."

Wait what? See him? There's no way. She shook her head in denial and stood up to go to the kitchen.

Octavia:"I need some water... All those stupid thoughts make me talk nonsence."

On her way to the kitchen she saw a short shadow creeping in the hallway. All of their waiting staff was in their chambers so who could it be? Thinking it might be a thief she used her magic to grab the stranger from the neck and bring him to her. When she saw who it was Octavia would pretty much rather if it was a thief.

Octavia:"You?!"

Blitzo was trying to answer but all that came out of his mouth were groans and choked breaths. Afraid that someone might hear him she took him inside her room. She didn't show any mercy for him and tossed him hard against the wall. Blitzo started coughing violently trying to get some air in his lungs.

Blitzo:"Ow... Fuck you're strong."

Octavia:"What the fuck are you doing here?!"

Blitzo:"Hey hey calm down kid! I'm not here for trouble."

Octavia:"You have exactly five seconds before I call the guards."

Blitzo gulped loudly he didn't know what was worse, being turned into a popsicle by that snowy pigeon, or being killed by his boyfriend's daughter?

Blitzo:"I just wanna talk."

Octavia:"I don't want to talk, especially with you!"

Blitzo:"Okay, just listen... Your dad is not good, believe it or not he needs you."

Octavia:"Well I don't give a shit about him! He chose the life he wants so why should I care?!"

Blitzo:"Oh cut the act kid, I know you care about him, I know that you've been talking with Loona all this time!"

Octavia couldn't take it anymore she had so much rage bubbling inside he, and seeing Blitzo right now didn't help.

Octavia:"Shut up!! This is all your fault!! If you didn't show up in the first place none of this would be happening right now!! Dad would be here with me! Uncle wouldn't live here!! You ruined my life!!"

She sat down on the floor and started crying, all those tears she was holding back finally broke free. Blitzo didn't say anything, he couldn't, he just sat beside her and sighed.

Blitzo:"You're right... It is all my fault... I know a sorry is not going to fix anything... I did fuck up your life, not only yours but your father's too... Honestly I fuck up people's lives all the time... But I want to fix this."

He grabbed Octavia's hands which took her by surprise.

Blitzo:"Via, your dad loves you so much. You were the only thing that kept him happy all those years."

Octavia:"W-What?..."

Blitzo:"You were never an obligation, the only reason he had depression was because your mother was being a bitch to him."

She laughed a bit at his comment remebering what Loona had told her.

Octavia:"That's exactly what Loona told me... Does he really want to see me?..."

Blitzo:"More than anything. I won't pressure you to see him, I'll respect whatever decission you make."

Octavia:"I... I..."

Octavia felt the tears coming up again as she couldn't deny her feelings anymore.

Octavia:"I want to see him... I miss him so much..."

Blitzo smiled and stood up streching his back. He offered his hand at her.

Blitzo:"Alrighty then, let's go."

Back at home Loona was calling Blitzo for the 5th time but there was still no answer. She just woke up for a glass of water she didn't signed for this shit.

Loona:"Still no answer."

Stolas:"Where in hell would he be?..."

Loona:"If that motherfucker went exactly where I think I swear to fuck!..."

Suddenly a portal opened where Blitzo came from.

Stolas:"Blitzo!... Thank Lucifer we were worried sick where-!!!..."

He froze when he saw Octavia beside him. At first he thought if it was a dream so he lightly pinched his thight. Luckily for him it wasn't.

Octavia:"Dad... I'm so-..."

Stolas:"My sweet owlette I can't believe you are here!!... I thought I've lost you forever!!..."

He cried as he hugged her tight afraid to let her go. Octavia hugged him back immediatly and sobbed in his arms. After their emotional reunion they sat down on the couch while Blitzo was making some tea for both of them.

Octavia:"I'm really sorry dad... I didn't know you were suffering so much... I should've let you explain things sooner..."

Stolas:"I'm sorry too my sweetheart, I wasn't there for you when you needed me. But I promise you that this will change."

Blizo came with their mugs and sat near Stolas.

Loona:"Do you want to stay here for tonight? You can sleep in my room."

Octavia:"I'm afraid not, I don't want mom to suspect anything. But I do want to visit as much as I can."

They talked a bit more until it was time for Octavia to go back, she hugged Stolas one last time and waved Blitzo and Loona goodbye. Then Loona went back to her room so she could finally sleep.

Blitzo:"Ugh... So fucking tired... I'll jist sleep with the clothes on... Goodnight Stols..."

Stolas watched Blitzo plop uncoscious on the beanbag and couldn't help but smile. He kneeled down and kissed Blitzo softly on the lips.

Stolas:"Thank you so much Blitzy, I love you so very much."

He then lied down to the couch and after a long time, he could have a good night sleep. 

Chapter 11

Notes:

Just for this chapter we have some extra charachters from the show. I hope you enjoy it since it's also my biggest chapter so far.

As the months passed by Stolas's mental health was getting better and better. Octavia was coming at their appartment every night for movies and board games, right after she made sure that her mom and uncle were asleep. Through their night meetings Octavia got used to Blitzo's presence in her father's life and saw how much happier he was with him than with her mother. Not to mention things at IMP. With Millie's due date coming close, they were all very excited for the little assassin to arrive.

Moxie:"Two more weeks until we finally meet our little impling."

His tail was wagging happily as he kissed Millie's bump, and Millie herself was pretty excited for her baby to arrive, and to think she didn't want it at first. Loona was texting with Octavia like every morning, and Blitzo was in his office with Stolas and outside the door ther was a big sign witch said "KEEP OUT ASSHOLES"(Stolas wanted to give Blitzo some "special appreciation" for everything he has done). Suddenly the door opened and a weird figure with a hoodie covering his face bursted inside.

???:"Is this IMP?"

Millie:"Uhh... Yeah, what do you want?"

???:"I want to speak to your boss right now!"

All three of them called "dips not" to see who is going to call Blitzo, and of course Moxie was the last one. Of all people in this room Moxie had to be the one to go and interrupt his boss's sexy time with his boyfriend. Fantastic.

Moxie:"Damn it..."

Millie:"You can do this honey, no matter what don't look into his eyes and stay completely still."

Moxie gulped nervous and knocked at the door.

Blitzo:"Whoever you are fuck off I'm busy!!"

Moxie:"A client came sir!"

Blitzo:"Like I said I'm busy so tell them to fuck off!!"

Moxie:"He wants to talk to you sir, it's important!"

After a few seconds Blitzo came out super annoyed while buckling back his belt and fixing his unbuttoned shirt.

Blitzo:"Christ on a stick what is it?! I'm having an important meeting with my secretary!!"

???:"I want you to kill this woman in 24 hours! This is the location, will you do it or not?"

He gave Blitzo a picture of a woman and a paper with the location. Blitzo was too horny to argue with him and sighed heavily.

Blitzo:"Fine we'll do it but you're paying us double for your bitchy attitude."

???:"Oh thank you! Call me once you're done"

When the creature left he pulled down the hoodie revealing to be Cletus.

Cletus:"Be ready, the targets will be there any minute"

Blitzo:"Alright let's get this over with."

Millie:"Hey B, can I come with you this time? It's been over a month and I'm feeling really energetic today.

Moxie:"Are you sure sweetie?"

Millie:"Yeah! I could reallyuse a killing right now."

Blitzo:"Okay but someone has to be with you in case something happens. Loonie~?"

Loona:"Don't Loonie me fuckhead, that bitch's case is your problem not mine."

At the same time Stolas was coming out from the office with wobbly legs and a silly smile over his flushed face. And that's when Blitzo got plan B.

Blitzo:"Hey Stols, wanna come with us? I want you to look out for Millie."

Stolas:"O-oh me? Um, sure leave her to me."

He fixed his plummage and placed a hand on Millie's shoulder. Then Blitzo rubbed his Asmodean crystal and everyone hopped into the portal. When they reached their destination the whole place was pich black.

Blitzo:"Where the fuck are we? I can't see dick."

Blitzo accidentally stepped on someones tail and a highpitched yell echoed.

Blitzo:"Sorry Mills did I step on your tail?"

Millie:"That wasn't me"

Moxie:"It was me! Watch where you're going!"

Blitzo:"Well I can't!! Someone turn on the fucking lights!"

Suddenly bright lights turned on and saw that they were in a giant white room with multiple paths like a maze. Two doors opened and the agents of DORK revealed themselves.

Agent 1:"We meet again demn scums."

Blitzo:"Ugh... It's them again."

Millie:"How did you know we would be there?!"

Agent 2:"Let's just say we had some angelic powers on our hands~"

That's when the ex-CHERUBS appeared from behind their backs."

Agent 2:"This time, you will not be able to escape monsters! Now let's see how good you are at hide and seek~."

Agent 1 pushed a small button calling all the guards armed with weapons.

Blitzo:"Scatter!"

And with that Moxie and Blitzo ran to the right side, while Stolas and Millie on the left side.

Agent 1:"Get them!"

Through the cameras of the maze the agents and the angels were watching the whole battle until they noticed Millie and Stolas.

Keenie:"Look! that bitch is pregnant!"

Agent 2:"A baby demon huh? Perfect speciment~"

With a digital michrophone on his watch, Agent's 1 voice echoed through the room.

Agent 1:"Everyone go and find the female demon and bring her to us!"

Moxie:"Millie!! We have to find her before them!"

Blitzo:"Let's move!"

Blitzo bit hard on a guard's neck and ripped his flesh appart, whe he made sure he was dead he ran with Moxie to find the others. Meanwhile, Stolas had Millie on his back while she was shooting all the guards behind them. When they found a small corner Stolas put Millie down to catch his breath.

Stolas:"I think we are safe for now, are you okay?"

Millie:"Yeah, I'm f-Oww!"

A sharp pain struck Millie's abdoment, it was so bad her legs gave up.

Stolas:"What is it?"

Millie:"I think the baby's coming!..."

Stolas:"What?! Now?! A-Are you sure?!"

The pain got worse and that's when her water broke.

Millie:"Now I'm 100% sure!... AAAHH!!"

Stolas laid Millie on her back and took the shotgun from her. There wasn't enough time to wait for the other's and go to a hospital, ther was only one way left.

Stolas:"Take your trousers off."

Millie:"Are you fucking high Stolas?!..."

Stolas:"There is no time! You have to trust me!"

In the meantime Blitzo and Moxie were running desperatly to find their partners, killing everyone in their way.

Blitzo:"We'll never find them like this!"

Then Moxie looked up giving him an idea.

Moxie:"Blitzo! Lift me up!"

He lifted Moxie up a bit confused.

Blitzo:"Where are you going?!"

Moxie:"I'm going to teach those dickheads not to mess with my family, you stay here and kill the rest!"

With that he ran to the exit burning with rage. H spotted the two agents with the CHERUBS and started shooting. The bullet went straight to Agent's 2 arm. Moxie grabbed a chain that was hanging on the ceiling and tied the five vilains together.

Moxie:"No one messes with my wife bitch!..."

Blitzo:"Moxie! There you are, everything okay?"

Moxie:"Yeah."

Blitzo:"Come on I cleared us the path, let's go find Millie and Stolas so we can leave."

They wandered inside the maze for a few seconds, until they suddenly heard a baby crying. They looked at eachother confused but followed the sound.

Moxie:"Millie?!"

Stolas:"Blitzo, Moxie!"

Stolas waved at them while wipping his hands with a handkerchief.

Moxie:"Is Millie okay?"

Stolas:"We're okay don't worry, as for you Moxie you dhould go to her, someone wants to meet you."

And there they saw her, Millie on the ground holding a baby imp. Moxie ran to her while Blitzo stood there shocked.

Blitzo:"Holy shit..."

Millie:"Hey honey... Sorry, I guess our son wanted to come out a bit early."

Moxie:"Son?... It's a boy?"

Millie:"You wanna hold him?"

Moxie took the baby in his arms and started crying.

Moxie:"Millie he's beautiful!..."

Blitzo and Stolas stood their admiring the emotional sight. Then he gave his feathered boyfriend a playful punch on his shoulder.

Blitzo:"Didn't know you were a midwife birdie."

Stolas:"Neither did I."

Moxie:"How do you wanna name him?"

Millie:"I was thinking that Stolas should name him."

Stolas:"M-Me? Are you sure?"

Millie:"You helped me a lot through my pregnancy Stolas, I want you to have this honour."

Stolas held the baby's small hand feeling touched by Millie's words.

Stolas:"Well then... Welcome to hell, Mathias."

Chapter 12: Part 1

Notes:

This is the chapter I split in two parts, I hope you enjoy it.

Everyone at IMP were on cloud 9 with little Mathias, especially team M&M (or as Blitzo called them now team M&M&M). You should've seen Loona's face when she saw them come out of the portal with a newborn imp. Of course she made sure to take lots of pictures to send Octavia and she was mesmorized by the baby's cuteness. Everything was perfect, there was only one thing left, kick Andrealphus and Stella out so that Stolas could reclaim his title again. Blitzo would work on that, but for now he wanted to enjoy the first happy moments of his new life. Well... That was his plan, but everything changed a week before Octavia's birthday. It was a normal evening at IMP, Stolas was at the reception playing with the baby, while the others were on a mission. And that was when the portal opened.

Stolas:"Welcome back everyone."

Moxie:"Where is our little boy~?"

Stolas:"He just woke up and is ready to play."

Millie and Moxie ran to their son ready to give him snuggles.

Millie:"Come to mama baby~!"

Moxie:"Did you miss us while we were killing assholes~?"

Loona:"You two are cute and sickening at the same time."

She chuckled and went back to her phone. On the other hand Blitzo wanted to give snuggles to Stolas but he pushed his short boyfriend slightly because he was covered with blood.

Blitzo:"Now~, where is MY baby~?"

Stolas:"Blitzy wait~! You're covered in blood."

Blitzo:"I don't give a shit! This is a great fucking day and nothing will ruin it~!"

Suddenly Stolas's phone rang, it was Octavia, he was a bit surprised since she doesn't call so early. Something must have happened."

Stolas:"Octavia?"

Octavia:"Dad?... Can I come to the office?..."

Stolas:"Of course you can sweetie, but is something the matter? You don't sound well."

Octavia:"I-I'll explain when I come I promise..."

With that she hang up, leaving Stolas anxious for her arrival. What could have happened? Thankfully the waiting wasn't long, a portal opened and Octavia came out looking horrible. Her face was pale, her hands trembling and her eyes wide open from shock. They all saw her state and rushed to her aid.

Stolas:"Via dear... What happened? Come sit quickly."

Millie:"I'll bring some water."

She gave Mathias to Moxie and went to the kitchen.

Loona:"The fuck happened to you?"

Octavia:"It's mom..."

Stolas:"What did she do?..."

Octavia started telling her shocking story, she was listening to music until she heard her mom and uncle chatting in the dinning area, she got a bit curious so she decided to eavesdrop.

Andrealphus:"What is wrong my dear? You look a bit moody."

Stella:"Uggh! It's because next week it's the child's birthday and since she'll become 18, she will become queen. That means we will have nothing! Can you imagin?!"

Andrealphus:"You know~ we can do something about it~"

Stella:"I'm listening."

Andrealphus put his cup of tea down and smiled wickedly.

Andrealphus:"Let's kill her~. Think about it, Stolas is banished for 100 years, so with the child gone we will become the next heirs~."

Stella:"Well what if they suspect something genious?"

Andrealphus:"Easy my beautiful sister, we will blame the imp. We did it back at the court and we'll do it again, after all who is going to belive a low class imp over us~?"

Stella:"Not a bad idea~, leave it to me and that brat will be dead in three days!"

Stella laughed loudly not knowing Octavia had heard everything.

Octavia:"And that's why I called you..."

Everyone stood there in shock trying to process the details. Stolas hugged Octavia as she cried in his arms.

Stolas:"It's okay my starfire, you're safe with us."

Blitzo suddenly stood up from the couch growling clenching his teeth with rage, that bitch had crossed the line for the last time.

Blitzo:"Alright enough is enough, I don't know about you but I'm not going to just stand there!"

Moxie:"Blitzo? What do you mean?"

Blitzo::"I've got a plan to save Via."

Loona:"Oh boy... What did your brain thought this time?"

Blizo:"I'll explain later, but we'll certainly need help. Lot's of help."

He then looked at Octavia and grabbed her hands.

Blitzo:"Via I want you to go talk to Vassago, tell him everything you heard and bring him here."

Stolas:"Why do you need Vassago?"

Blitzo:"Back at the trial he was the only Goetia who demanded further explanation, and I'm sure he will help us now too. You think you can do it dear?"

Via wiped her tears from her eyes and although puzzled she trusted Blitzo.

Octavia:"Yeah"

She opened a portal to Vassago's castle and headed towards it

Blitzo:"Millie Moxie I want you to go to Wrath and leave Mathias to Millie's folks for the next two days, Stolas Loona come with me, we have work to do."

Each headed their way and got into business.

Moxie:"What do you think is this plan of his?"

Millie:"I don't know, but he's my best friend and I trust him."

They got into the van with Mathias and drove to Wrath. After a while night has fallen and Blitzo had sent a message to come back to the office to explain everything. On their way to the elevator they spotted queen Beelzebub and her boyfriend Vortex.

Millie:"Queen Bee?"

Bee:"Hey! You are the IMP employes, it's been a long time since I saw you."

Moxie:"What are you doing here?"

Vortex:"We got a text from Loons to come to her father's company for something important."

Bee:"Yeah something about the princess-soon to be queen."

Millie and Moxie were even more confused than before. What did their boss think this time? Uppon reaching their destination and opened the door to Blitzo's office, they saw that they weren't the only ones here. Fizzarolli with Asmodeus were inside, hell even Verosika. Blitzo was sitting on his chair with Loona and Stolas beside him.

Moxie:"Okay... Sir why are we having a reunion with everyone we've met?!"

Fizz:"I don't mind reunions, but you better explain about that fricky message of yours Blizo"

Blitzo took a deep breath and stood up from his chair.

Blitzo:"As you all know, in a few days it's Octavia's Goetia coronation since she will become 18 years old."

Verosika:"Tell us something we don't know fuckwad."

She rolled her eyes in annoyance.

Blitzo:"What you DON'T know Verosika, is that Stella and Andrealphus plan to kill her so that they can be the next heirs!"

Now that was something they didn't know, because the expression in their faces showed disbelief in after hearing Blitzo's words

Asmodeus:"Now hold a damn minute! How do you know all this?"

Stolas:"Octavia told us, she heard her mother saying it. But... We have thought of a way to save her."

Loona:"Blitzo has an idea so crazy that it might actually work, we just need one more person."

Asmodeus:"Who?"

Octavia:"Him"

Octavia opened the door and she came in with Vassago. Although hessitant at first he approached Blitzo.

Vassago:"If what you're saying is true, then I'll help you defeat that pera loca (crazy bitch). I always thought something was fishy about those two."

He gave his hand to Blitzo and he accepted it with pleasure.

Blitzo:"I know what I'm asking you is crazy, but we really need your help... Stolas sucrifised so fucking much just to save a loser like me. So please, don't do it for me, do it for him, because... Because he deserves a lot better than this. So who's with us?"

Moxie:"I'm in."

Millie:"Me too."

She grabbed Moxie's hand as they stepped forward.

Fizz:"I ain't leaving my buddy alone in this!"

Asmodeus:"Let's fuck these birds up, in a bad way."

Bee:"You have my support imp boy."

Vortex:"And here I thought I was the only one agreeing to this shit."

The only one left was Verosika, she was a bit hessitant about this. She still had to work things with Blitzo, but she wants Stolas to rebuilt his life she felt bad for him at the party back then. After a few minutes she finally gave her answer.

Verosika:"... I'll only do it because Stolas deserves something better. I can't believe I'm saying this but... That better is you Blitzo."

She smiled softly and gave a pat on his shoulder.

Verosika:"So what's the plan fearless leader?"

A few hours later everyone went home since tomorrow was a very big day. At first Octavia didn't want to go back, but she had to since it was part of the plan. Loona fell asleep almost immediatly, but Stolas was way too nervous to sleep so he and Blitzo stayed outside for a smoke.

Stolas:"I hope everything goes as planned..."

Blitzo:"Calm down Stols, everything will be okay. We'll kick their asses, Via will become queen and then BAM! You get your powers and immortality back!"

He threw his cigarette bud off the balcony.

Blitzo:"I'm going inside, don't be late okay? Goodnight birdie"

Stolas:"Goodnight Blitzy"

Stolas was left alone still thinking about tomorrow. But what also troubled him was the last part for his powers.

Stolas:"Immortal huh?..."

the next morning finally came and everyone got into places. Blitzo, Stolas, Millie, Moxie, Loona, Fizz, Vortex and Verosika stood in front of the castle armed with weapons, while the others were in their own positions waiting for their signal.

Blitzo:"You guys are ready?"

Everyone nodded.

Blitzo:"Let's rock and roll~."

 

TO BE CONTINUED

Chapter 13: Part 2

Notes:

This is the second part of my previous chapter, I hope you enjoyed the little suspens at the end. Now what is Blitzo's plan to save Octavia? What will happen in the end? (also pay close attention for flasbacks that explain Blitzo's plan)
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Blitzo:"You guys are ready?"

Everyone nodded.

Blitzo:"Let's rock and roll~"

And with that he threw a rock on Octavia's window signaling to go and get her uncle and mother. She ran to her mother's room.

Octavia:"Mother, uncle! Quick, something terrible has happened!"

Andrealphus:"What is it child?"

Octavia:"That imp came back, and father is with him!"

Stella:"WHAT?!"

Andrealphus:"Them again?!"

They rushed outside with rage while Octavia was smirking proudly from behind, damn she needed an actress award for her perfomance.

Stella:"Look who decided to show up, I thought I smelled failure! And I see you brought company with you~."

Stolas:"I'm here to take my daughter away from you!... And there is nothing in your power that can stop me!"

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Blitzo:"We have to buy some time while Bee and Asmodeus try to convince Satan to come here and do another trial."

Vortex:"How will we do that?"

Blitzo:"With the sin all rich assholes have. Pride~"

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Andrealphus:"Ha! You really are a fool aren't you? Whatever you do against us is pointless, we always win, just like we did at the last trial~."

Moxie:"Only because Satan refused to listen! I bet if king Lucifer was there-"

Stella:"Foolish imp! That fucking bastard never takes his role seriously. He claims to be the king of Hell but he never completes his duties~. All he cares about is his stupid daughter and her pathetic hotel~."

Andrealphus:"And even if he was there he would never listen to some low-class imps and some hellhound~"

While Andrealphus and Stella continued their gloating, Fizzaroli had sent a message to Asmodeus.

Fizz:'How are things going on there Ozzie?'

Asmodeus:'We might need a few more minutes'

He then looked over at Bee trying to reason with Satan.

Satan:"For the last time, I won't go ou there!!"

Bee:"Oh come on man! What if they get hurt? You are the one who created imps so it's your job to protect them. Plus, I don't think the Goetias will show any mercy on them."

Satan:"I'm not they're fucking babysitter!!! If they want to die then fine, I don't give a shit! And even if I did care I wouldn't do another trial just because that traitor Goetia wants his brat back!"

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Blitzo:"As for you two, if the red bitch refuses another trial do you know what to do?"

Asmodeus:"Leave that to me, I know what it'll get his blood boiling~."

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Asmodeus:"Well compared to you, Lucifer would do it~"

Satan bursted into flames after hearing his words, he took his firy look on him and grabbed Asmodeus by his jacket.

Satan:"That angelic fucker doesn't need to know any of this shit! You hear me?!"

Asmodeus:"Why? Are you scared?"

???:"Who's scared and what?"

All three of them looked at the side shocked. Well Satan at least because then Asmodeus and Bee smirked at eachother. Meanwhile at the ice castle the two Goetias were starting to get impatient.

Andrealphus:"Enough with this nonsence, get out of here or I will make you."

Blitzo:"Oh-ho, try it bitch~!"

With a snap of his fingers thousands of icy soldiers got out from the snow.

Andrealphus:"You want your daughter Stolas?! Come and get her~!"

And so the battle begun, Loona and Vortex got into their hellhound forms and chopped off as many heads as they could. Fizzarolli didn't know much about fighting, but he but he knew about distractions and tricks. He was blowing his airhorn like crazy and dodging the attacks to tire them so that Verosika could finish them.

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Loona:"That Elsa won't stop until we are all dead, so when they attack each one has to use their special skills."

Fizz:"So... Since me and Ver dom't know anything about weapons what do we do?"

Blitzo:"Just be yourselves."

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Fizz:"Surprise bitch! Haha!"

And with a final blow of his airhorn Verosika flew over the soldier's head and sliced its torso in halfwith her pointy as fuck high-heels(as Blitzo called them)

Verosika:"Never mess with a woman who wears heels baby~."

She gave Fizz a fist bump and continued the fight.

Millie:"Eat my hot axe fuckers!"

She cut in half three of them in one blow

Moxie:"Nice one hon!"

The fight went on for a while at first there was no problem, but even more soldiers kept on coming and they didn't have enough stamina to stop them all.

Blitzo:"Shit!..."

Fizz:"Blitzo! We can't keep up for long, what do we do?!"

Blitzo tried to think but he was grabbed by Andrealphus and attempted to choke him.

Stolas:"Blitzo!!!"

Stolas tried to run to help him but he was tackled down the ground by Andrealphus's magic.

Andrealphus:"Take a good look of him Stolas~! Because he is going to die, with the rest of his pathetic little friends~!"

No, it can't end like this, there had to be another way. Blitzo feeling helpless took one last look of his friends and then right back at Stolas's teary eyes, then with the last breath he had, he managed to talk a bit.

Blitzo:"I love you Stolas..."

Suddenly a very bright light appeared, so strong that it made all the icy soldiers melt.

???:"ENOUGH!!!"

When they all opened their eyes they couldn't believe it, it was Lucifer in his demonic form.

Stolas:"Y-Your majesty?..."

Andrealphus:"..."

Stella:"..."

With a simple movement of his hand he summoned everyone to the court room with all the seven sins and the rest of the Goetia family.

Vortex:"Yo man?... I thought that Satan would be the one in charge."

Loona:"Yeah Blitzo what the fuck happened?!"

Blitzo:"I... I don't know, but let's hope he's more open minded."

Mammon:"Ugh! That imp again?! I thought we took care of him! Luc, why did you-"

Lucifer:"Silence Mammon! I know what I'm doing."

Mammon sat back on his sit mumbling and cursing along with Satan beside him.

Andrealphus:"Do not panic, just follow my lead and everything will be okay."

Stella:"Why are all staring at us like that?"

Stella wasn't wrong, every member of the Goetia were looking at them with disgust like they commited the worst crime in all of Hell.

Lucifer:"When I heard From Asmodeus and Beelzebub there was a fight between some imps and Goetias I thought they were crazy. But I see they weren't wrong, care to explain yourselves?"

Blitzo:"We demand that Stolas Goetia becomes the princess's legal guardian."

Stella:"Ha! What could he provide?! He's poor!"

That's when one of Stella's friends spilled the tea "At least he won't try to kill his daughter". Andrealphus's and Stella's faces went white at the coment.

Stella:"What did you say?..."

Andrealphus:"How do you-?!... Who told you that?!"

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Stolas:"Vassago is the ultimate gossip queen, he can spread the hottest tea to all Goetias within seconds."

Vassago:"You know me amigo!"

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Lucifer:"Who gave you this information?"

Vassago:"I did your majesty."

Andrealphus:"You filthy parrot, how do you know?!"

Vassago:"You should be carefull when you open your beak Andrealphus~. Especially when your niece is around~."

Andrealphus and Stella looked at Octavia furious, like they were going to kill her right on the spot.

Stella:"What did you do you brat?!"

Octavia:"I protected myself from you! I knew you were crazy, but planning to kill your own child just to become the new heir... It proves how much of a psycho you are!..."

Octavia stood in front of Lucifer to face him.

Octavia:"Your majesty, my father and the imps did nothing wrong. Please, don't punish them."

As Lucifer heard Octavia's pleading some memories from the past came in his mind. When his own daughter pleaded with him to help her with the hotel, he could see the love Octavia had for her father was strong. After a few minutes he turned to look the two simblings.

Lucifer:"You two are the true disgraces. You are guilty for attempting murder of the future queen of Goetias, and you must be punished!"

Vassago:"May I suggest something your majesty? How about you banish them to the human world~?"

Andrealphus&Stella:"WHAT?!?!"

Lucifer:"Agreed"

Vassago:"Hahaha!! Toma eso perra!!(Take that you bitch)

With that Lucifer opened the portal to the human world and lifted the two Goetias up.

Lucifer:"Say hello to the earthly duckies for me~."

Stella:"No!!! I don't want to go there!!"

Andrealphus:"Remember my words!! You will all pay!!"

And so they vanished to the human world forever

Blitzo:"We fucking won!!!!"

Everyone cheered with happiness but were interrupted by Lucifer.

Lucifer:"Stolas of the Ars Goetia, I respect the nobles of Hell, but mostly I respect a good father. You were willing to protect your daughter despite the punishment given to you. That's why I decided to grant you a wish for your bravery, whatever you ask I'll give it to you."

Blitzo:"Theeeen... How about you give him back his powers? He deserves them don't you think?"

Lucifer:"Very well"

Before he could do anything Stolas interfered.

Stolas:"No!"

Everyone looked confused.

Blitzo:"Stolas what are you doing? this is your chance."

Stolas:"I don't want that. If I get my powers I'll become immortal... When I saw Andrealphus squeezing the life out of you my heart had stopped... That's when I finally made up my mind... What's the point of living forever, if it's not with you? Thank you for your generosity your majesty but I don't want anything, because all I need, is over here."

Blitzo blushed a deep red and smiled at him.

Lucifer:"I see, well then everyone dismissed."

The same night everyone were at the palace to celebrate their win.

Asmodeus:"I swear you should've seen Satan's face when Lucifer came into the room!"

They all laughed as they tried to imagin it. Then Verosika opened another bottle of wine refilling their glasses.

Verosika:"Alright! Round 2 bitches!"

Octavia:"Everyone, I'd like to make a toast."

Stolas:"To whom my dear?"

Octavia:"To Blitzo"

Blitzo almost spit the wine out of his mouth from surprise, and Octavia came to his levele.

Octavia:"Blitzo, you once told me that you ruin everyone's lives. I reunited with my dad because of you. we are at this palace because of you. My life is saved because of you. And for that I can't thank you enough."

She raised her glass up and hugged him.

Octavia:"To Blitzo!"

Everyone:"To Blitzo!"

Blitzo felt the tears coming from Octavia's toast and he hugged her back. Finally his new life could begin.

Chapter 14

Notes:

Finaly, the last chapter of my story. I want to thank you for reading my first fanfiction and for leaving kudos.
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A lot has happened after the trial. Loona, Blitzo and Stolas moved to the palace, Octavia became the new queen, and the company started having even more clients than before. What else could Blitzo want? Two things actually, marry Stolas and live with him at their own house, and he knew exactly when he was going to do that. Today, at Stolas's birthday. At first he didn't know if he wanted to move to a new house, he didn't want to make Loona and Octavia think that they abandon them. But thankfully the girls reassured him that there was no ptoblem with that (mostly because they wanted the place all to themselves). Blitzo woke up to the feeling of silky sheets beneath him, and Stolas's feathered body above him after a passionate night. His phone rang a notification and he streched carefully trying not to wake his boyfriend up. It was a message from Fizz.

Fizz:'Morning buddy everything is done, want to meet up with Ver at Lust to give you your things?'

Blitzo:'Sur, thanx Fizz'

He then closed his phone and heard a hoot from Stolas.

Stolas:"Mmmm... Blitzo?"

Blitzo:"Morning pretty bird, how did you sleep?"

Stolas:"Very good."

Blitzo:"Ya think you can walk today~?"

Stolas rolled his eyes playfully at his comment.

Stolas:"Very funny, you know I love it rough~."

Blitzo:"You don't have to tell me again, last night I heard you loud and clear~"

Before he could answer Blitzo started kissing him all over his face making him giggle.

Stolas:"What are you doing Blitzy~?"

Blitzo:"Me~? I'm just giving some kisses to the birthday boy. Happy birthday Stols!"

Stolas:"Awww! Thank you darl-pfft!"

He giggled even more when Blitzo started kissing his neck tickling him.

Stolas:"Blihihitzy! Stop it tihihihickles!"

Stop? How could he stop when his birdbrain looked that cute? He was right though, today it was a pretty busy day and there was no time to stay in bed.

Blitzo:"Okay okay enough teasing, let's get dressed so we can go to work."

And with that he got out of bed to look for their clothes. After getting dressed they both went to the kitchen and saw Loona eating her breakfast.

Blitzo:"Goodmorning Loonie!"

Loona:"Morning, Octavia left early because Vassago wanted to teach her some new shit about the stars. Oh and happy birthday to you birdman."

Stolas:"Thank you Loona dear, do you have training today?"

Loona:"Yeah, in a few minutes that's why I gotta go."

After learning about Andrealphus's and Stellas's attempt to kill Octavia she decided to do special training to become her official bodyguard.

Loona:"Gotta run, see you at the party."

Stolas:"Take care!"

Blitzo:"And no talking to strangers sweetie!"

Loona:"Uugh! Shut up!"

Blitzo:"Alrighty let's move, the trio M are probably waiting and I've got some errands to run."

After eating their breakfast they drove to the office.

Blitzo:"Morning Mox!"

Moxie:"Goodmorning sir."

Stolas:"Where is Millie?"

Moxie:"In the kitchen feeding Math, also happy birthday Stolas, ready for the party tonight?"

Stolas:"I'm a bit nervous honestly, I've never celebrated my birthday with so many people."

Blitzo checked his phone for the time and saw he was running late for his meeting with Fizz.

Blitzo:"Shit! Gotta go to Lust for the errands!"

Moxie:"What errands?"

Blitzo:"THE errands Moxie, the really important ones!"

He looked at himwith a face that said "You know what I'm talking about asshole now shut your trap!", while Stolas didn't understand ehat they were saying.

Moxie:"Oh! Yeah! Those errands."

Blitzo left in a hurry for the Ring of Lust, and when he arrived he found Fizz and Verosika waiting.

Fizz:"There you are man!"

Verosika:"We were waitng for a long time."

Blitzo:"Sorry had work to do, is everything ready?"

Fizz:"You bet! I gave the last tips and now the house is all yours."

Fizz gave him the keys before doing a loop with his robotic arm.

Verosika:"And I got the ring you ordered, don't fuck things up this time dumbass."

She tossed him the small box with the ring in it, trying to hide her smile.

Blitzo:"Thanks guys, really how can I thank you?"

Verosika:"Just make sure there will be lots of booze at the party. It'll be fun to watch Bltzo Buckzo proposing. I thought you were too much imp to simp~?"

She asked teasingly making Fizz chuckle, Blitzo on the other hand smiled and rolled his eyes.

Blitzo:"Well people change for the ones they love."

Verosika:"I can see that."

This time she didn't hide her smile, she was secretly proud of him.

Blitzo:"Anywho, see y'all at the party!"

The day went out normal, Stolas taking care of the Mathias while the others were killing people, and talking to Octavia whenever she had time. Blitzo was waiting anxiously for the night to come, in a few hours he will be proposing to Stolas. When their shift ended they headed to the palace to get everything ready.

Millie:"I can't wait for tonight! I brought lots of balloons to decorate the room."

In the meantime Mathias was chewing on a green balloon.

Moxie:"And I brought some of my special cookies, this time you have to try them Stolas."

*BANG!!!*

Moxie:"What the?!... What was that?!"

They all rushed to the kitchen and found Loona, Vortex and Octavia covered in whipped cream like the rest of the place.

Octavia:"Note to self, never use magic in the kitchen..."

Stolas:"Better make that a new house rule dear..."

Blitzo:"What the fuck happened?"

Vortex:"Weeell... Me and Loona finished training..."

Loona:"Then Via finished with her royal duties early so weeeee..."

Octavia:"Decided to decorate dad's cake?..."

The three of them laughed nervously looking at the mess they've created. Then Vortex tasted the cream.

Vortex:"Mmm! At least we made it nice."

In the end they all cleaned up the kitchen, and Moxie helped Octavia redecorate the cake (without magic) while the others decorated the ball room. Soon the other guests started coming. First it was Fizz with Asmodeus and Verosika, and then Bee with Vassago. Their last encounter have brought everyone together, and suprisingly they had many things in common. Then it was time for Stolas to blow the candles from his cake.

Octavia:"Make a wish dad!"

Stolas made his wish and blew out the candles with everyone cheering.

Stolas:"I can't tell you how gratefull I am today."

Bee:"Enogh with the chattering, open your presents honey!"

Vassago:"Si!"

After opening all the other presents the only one left was Blitzo, just like he planned.

Blitzo:"Now I saved the best for last, here you go birdie."

He gave him a pair of keys with a star keychain.

Stolas:"A pair of keys?"

Blitzo:"Not just a pair of keys, they're the keys to our new house."

Stolas:"What?..."

Blitzo:"With a little search with Loonie and Via and a little econimic help from Fizz and Moxie, I finaly got us a house to move in."

Stolas teared up at his kind gesture and hugged him.

Stolas:"Oh Blitzy... You're gonna make me cry."

Asmodeus:"Ha! If you are gonna cry now imagine what you'll do on the second part."

Stolas:"Second what?"

Stolas looked away for a second, and when he looked back he saw Blitzo on his knee holding a box with a silver diamond ring in it. Stolas put his hands on his beak trying hard not to cry.

Blitzo:"Stolas... You are the most important thing in my life. You saved my pathetic ass from death and even though I treated you like garbage, you gave me a second chance. I still have some personal shit I need to deal with, but I know for sure that I don't want to live without you. Stolas of the Ars Goetia, will you marry this loser imp?"

Stolas:"Yes!... A million times yes!"

Everybody started cheering and whistling as Blitzo put the ring on Stolas's finger.

Loona:"Guess that makes us sisters!"

She hugged Octavia and she laughed. Finaly Blitzo and Stolas could have the life they wanted for so long. A life together, and this was only the begining.

Notes:

Once again thank you all for reading my story. Soon I'll post new fanfictions, some will be sequels or prequels from this story, and some will be from Hazbin hotel.