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    Stolas woke up, expecting his family and friends to be by his side, having come to take him out of this coma. However, what greeted him was an empty hospital room. That was fine; he was sure his friends and family were just busy. He would go to them. As he walked through the strangely deserted hospital, which seemed to have seen better days, his one and only thought was to reach his beloved daughter, Octavia. He just hoped it wouldn’t be too hard.

    What he didn't expect to see was the dead walking and owing the place. Man, it's definitely going to be a lot harder then he thought.

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    Years pass by with infrequent contact between the ex-lovers. They live in their own worlds of misery and isolation, but are finding ways to fit the roles the Ars Goetia have given them. But when events escalate between Stella and Stolas, Vassago and Andrealphus find themselves on opposing sides, and a fair weather alliance is formed to the advantage of both sides. If a certain imp hero and failed prince suggested it as a way to get inside the peacock's head and get to the root of the plans involving a certain owlet heiress, whose to say?

    Cannon Compliant up to Sinsmas, the cannon story is interwoven here until season 3.

    Part three of "Right Where You Left Me", please read the other two parts first! You can read this without them but you'll be missing a lot of context for the mystery aspects.

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    Stolas had lost everything, his throne, his status, his daughter, all to save Blitz. All he wants anymore is to run into Blitz's arms and fall into the softness that's slowly creeping into their - something? that's been blooming since he fell from grace. But Paimon has given him a chance to save his daughter from the same cruel fate of an arranged marriage and children, and he's going to protect her at all costs. Vassago, Blitz, Fizz, Asmodeus, and everyone else around him aren't going to let the sad bird's happiness or horniness fade away that easily! Vassago has his own plans and ways to protect the owl, even if it means getting entangled with his ex-lover and Stolas' greatest rival.
    Summary re-written post Mastermind to reflect updates to the cannon and where this slots! Post-Ghostfuckers Cannon-Divergeance, season 3 speculative fiction. Semi-cannon Vassago.

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    Stolas knew he'd lose everything after saving Blitz. What he wasn't counting on was being alive to face the consequences. He'd expected to just slip into the dark. But now, living with Blitz and Loona, he has to somehow learn how to navigate his new life. Not to mention the fact that there's a revolution brewing, his daughter is about to inherit his powers, and everybody at I.M.P. is still grappling with the fallout of what happened to them.

    But Blitz is softer than he's ever been, taking care of his every need, sleeping at his side every night. It should be enough. It should be all he's ever dreamed it could be.

    It should be.

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    Blitz climbed the island that acted as the only table in the apartment, staring at Stolas. He looked like an overgrown domestic cat, tail whipping as he kneeled over all the paperwork.

    “Kiss.”

    It wasn't a question. It was a demand, and Stolas was more than happy to oblige, smiling as Blitz's lips touched his. It was soft, softer than Blitz usually was. Unguarded, hopeful.

    Maybe he could get used to it. Find happiness in that little existence they were building.

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    “The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not overcome it.”
    -John 1:5

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    Only minutes after falling from the sky on Extermination Day, Hell's newest arrival finds himself helping an Overlord in trouble. A chance encounter brought these two sinners together and changed the course of their (after)lives forever.

    Tags will be updated as fic progresses.

    Quick Note (Dec 28, 2024): To those of you who are stumbling upon this fic for the first time, I apologize for the quality and length of the first few chapters. The chapters do improve in quality and length as the fic progresses.

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    Hell is Hell. The place was practically built around suffering but that doesn't mean everyone living there suffers equally; some people clearly have it better than others.
    Blitzø is a whore. Not just in the sense that he's promiscuous as hell, but literally. Alone after the fire that killed his family and with fucked up moral obligations that mean he has to keep working no matter what, the imp has gotta do whatever shit he can to keep that money coming in. At least, until someone unexpected shows up to throw his life into chaos.
    Prince Stolas dreads his impending arranged marriage. Bound by duty and familial expectations, his future is fixed and no matter how much he might resent it, there is no escaping the gilded chains he was born to wear.
    Tensions are growing between the demon elite and Hell's increasingly bitter underclass and in a world of constitutionalised abuse and blatant classism, change is brewing. The pair stand on either side of a rapidly growing schism between the ‘haves’, and the ‘have nots’ and soon they will have to face the fact that, no matter how attracted to someone you might be, some people will always be the fucking enemy.

    More details in the notes.

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    A gangue de satan foi o maior grupo criminoso de todo o anel da Ira, seu nome veio pelo sobrenome do líder, de satan, uma variante do nome "de santa", ela Já se desfez a 5 anos com vários de seus membros mortos, ou presos, mas muitos deles conseguiram fugir da lei, e se encontram foragidos, inclusive seu líder.

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    Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.

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    Desperation leads a young sinner to taking on a job with one a certain assassination company. The first impressions are... not spectacular but takes the job regardless. But the job begins to bring back bad memories for him, especially of his premature death in a nightmare war and it gets hard to keep it together. To survive the war ahead he'll need to move past these memories. With the bond he forms with his coworkers, a couple of Geotia royals, his own loved ones and the pursuit of his hidden passions he might be able to. But sinister forces from Hell and Earth are watching and taking a keen interest.

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    “Why don’t we help each other out, Legs?” There was a self-assured smirk on Blitzø’s scarred face, the mischief in his eyes making him look a thousand times more attractive. “I teach you, you teach me, that sort of thing.”

    He’d come closer than Stolas realized, effectively pinning him against the bookshelf.

    “You mean… favors for favors?” Stolas asked hesitantly.

    “Exactly,” Blitzø’s eyes glinted with satisfaction.

     

    Join Stolas and Blitzø in this rendition of the age-old trope 'rich boy x poor boy' but with their own cast of motley characters and a cargo load of shenanigans.

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    A new trial, an unexpected visitor, an idiot who can't keep his mouth shut, and a revelation that will shake Hell as its inhabitants know it. What could possibly go wrong?
    AKA Mammon spills the beans, Striker exists and things sure do happen.

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    On an Earth where Demons live among humans, the Goetia maintain their place among the upper class while the lesser demons try to scrape by along with everyone else. Stolas and Blitzo met as Children when Stolas was sent to the Theater camp that Blitzo's family ran. Now, after not seeing each other for twenty years, Stolas is back in town. He's supposed to be getting ready for his anniversary party, but instead runs out in pursuit of the boy he once loved.
    Meanwhile, Blitzo is about to lose his family's theater, but he's determined to give everyone one last show. The last person he expects to see is the Goetia that walked out of his life twenty years ago.

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    “This is an important night, Octavia,” Stella had told her earlier that evening, as the three of them surveyed the imps working to prepare the ballroom for its first visitors in months. “So don’t fuck it up.”

    “Yes, Mother, I understand.” Via kept her tone even, only the slight shift of her head betraying her annoyance, but it was enough for Andrealphus to notice. He caught her with a heated stare, one that made her bristle and cower at the same time.

    “I don’t think you do, understand, dear Octavia,” Andrealphus drawled, the pleasantries dripping with venom. “Your father, the useless sack that he was, failed to prepare you for life in many ways – he failed to procure you a partnership, which your mother and I have been working so very hard to correct.”

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    A Via character study in which she finally learns more about her parents' past and finally starts to confront her conflicting feelings about her father.

    Inspired by "The Next Right Thing" from Frozen 2 & written for Helluva Musical Bang 2025 - ft. art by freakywheel!

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    Harry Potter was sorted into Slytherin with the Sorting Hat going against his wishes of being in anything but that house. The boy-who-lived escaped his cousin's bullying only to experience bullying in Slytherin House and the others around Hogwarts. In desperation for a friend, Harry goes into the Forbidden Corridor and does a ritual to summon a demon. Four years later, the Triwizard Tournament came to Hogwarts, and Harry was selected as the fourth champion despite wanting a normal year. Luckily for him, his demon "friend" is there to provide him with all the help he needs to survive... With a price.

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    A grand party was the last thing Stolas wanted on his sixteenth birthday. Alone among people who care as little for him as he does for them, he feels helpless and unseen…
    But the night is far from dull. Before it’s over, Stolas will cross paths with Vassago — a presence unlike any other, and perhaps the single bright thread in a night meant to break him.

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    They take her Dad... They believed in the words of a snow bitch bird... and they act like it was nothing... she has to see the only demon, who treated her like a daughter... be killed and guilty for some false accusation. No, this is not how this story will end. They all will pay, no matter how.

     

    Loona AU revenge, blitz died in the trial so she will kill those who toke her dad from her.

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    “Friends forever?” She whispered, so only the two of them could hear her, as she slid the ring onto Stolas’s finger.

     

    The corner of his mouth twitched, before breaking into a full smile. “Always.”

     

    OR

     

    A Stella and Stolas centric Parallel Universe AU where Stella is not an abusive jerk but becomes friends with Stolas long before the arranged marriage.

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    When two royal children are bored with no one to pester, they'll pester each other to get a rise out of one another.

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    Hawkeye always knew he had problems, but he always thought he was a good enough guy to get in Heaven.

    But he's in Hell instead. Yet despite that, he still attempts to help the other demons in the only way he knows how.

    By opening his own hospital/bar.

    Life is never dull when you got stubborn celebrities, image-conscious Overlords and over-dramatic Goetias to tend to on the daily.

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