There was a sex worker from Nassau || There was a lieutenant from Padstow

by Petra

Summary:

A limerick of Ann Bonny/Max and a limerick of James McGraw/Thomas Hamilton.

Notes:

• For Sabotabby.

There was a sex worker on Nassau
Who garnered both fear and quite crass awe.
Whene'er she bared her cunt
It brought Anne to the front
Of the line. It's good she's a fast draw!

*

There was a lieutenant from Padstow
Who suckled his gentleman's left toes
Then composed a sonnet
Whilst bouncing upon it.
His brain and his brawn were both très beaux.

Notes:

FAQ: But those are both ot3s. Aren't you into OT3s?
A: I write what people request. :D

Speaking of which, I'm taking drabble and limerick requests from people who have voted recently. Hit me up on Dreamwidth or Tumblr.