Chapter 1: Sollux sucking
Summary:
Spent most of the time showing off Nepeta on Derse. Her first target is Sollux.
Chapter Text
Nepeta happily pranced her way back to the cave with the latest kill in tow, another successful hunt with a sly smile scribbled across the face; you can't outfox this kitty. The stench of gore and blood clung to Leijon like a miasma as she trailed the forest floor all the way back home, dragging the carcass of some alien animal behind. The smell never really bothered her considering this has been going on for sweeps now- every creature within radius knew not to mess with Nep, not even they would be as sadistic as how crazy she could get whilst hunting. After a while, Leijon reached her cave, going straight into laying the kill out on the floor and standing back at the impressive beast. It was large with rubbery, black skin, not much of these hunt around the woods, which makes this big game all that more worthy. Nepeta knelt down and dipped her fingers into the animal's blood and then turning attention to the wall: the large amount of potential ships changes everyday- and on this particular day the relationship between Eridan and Feferi has changed, from what could be a matesprit to a sour auspistice that now included GAMZEE of all people. SIGH. The life of a dedicated shipper is never over when you have friends like these...
After correcting this new update to the chart, she once again admires what could be: looking to the left a small, but ever so present chance that Tavros and Karkat could enter a kismesis, and her thoughts gleefully wandered to how such a couple could get along... Oh, the mystery of a bronze-blood and the enigmatic-coloured Vantas. Peering to the right a certain soft spot was remembered: Terezi and herself. Although unlikely, it is a soft spot for a reason. Still, now that it is appropriately altered Nepeta can relax, after she spent so much energy on this kill, and it would be day soon, so it's to the recuperacoon- but very quickly before that Leijon has to pet her lusus Pounce firstly, and then steps in with the green slime coaxing her into sleep, but she isn't that sleepy. Pulling the trusty DRAWING TABLET COMPUTER closer to her, Leijon looks at the screen to see if there's anyone who wants to talk on Trollian, but unfortunately, there seems to be no one... Oh well, just as she's about to put it back, the tablet BLIPS and a notification flashes on screen to alert her that adiosToreador wants to talk. ":33 < hmmmm?" quickly pressing the conversation, a new chat is created:
adiosToreador [AT] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
AT: nEPETA, i WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING,,,
AC: :33 < *ac slowly opens her glance nuggets and yawns*
AT: oH, i, uH, dIDN'T MESSAGE YOU AT A BAD TIME DID I,
AC: X33 < *nu uh! ac is still wide awake from her fresh kill*
AC: :33 < *she waits fur your answer*
AT: IT WAS GREAT, AND I WAS ALSO ON SOME, UH, SHINY GOLD PLANET, TOO,
AC: :33 < oooooh that sounds so cool *ac wishes she could also fly*
AC: :33 < *fur catching prey easier*
AT: HAHA YES, I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER TO CATCH PREY IF YOU COULD FLY, FLYING IS THE BEST
AC: :33 < *was there anything else that at wanted to talk about beclaws ac is becoming sleepy*
AT: UM, YES ACTUALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, IT WAS A VERY NICE DREAM AND THAT I HOPE I GET TO GO THERE SOMEDAY, FOR REAL,
AT: NOT IN MY DREAMS,
AT: I JUST WANTED TO, UM, SHARE THAT WITH YOU BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT,
AT: AND THAT MAYBE YOU COULD ALSO HAVE A DREAM LIKE MINE, MAYBE,
AC: :33 < *ac tilts her head in confusion*
AT: i MEAN LIKE,
AT: aLSO HAVING A GOOD DREAM WHERE YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT,
Nepeta thought for a second, thinking; what would be a good dream she would want? It's not like Neppy really needed to have anything else in her life, after all, she didn't need anything else other than all those friends on Trollian and hunting. Well, maybe being in a relationship with Karkitty... Or with anyone, really. Leijon is a very lonely girl, she's all alone in these woods, and she's never seen what any of her friends look like! And...
Leijon really thinks about what she wants a lot, the one thing that would singularly improve her life. No matter how much she strained that green, small brain, the only thing that comes up is ASS. Being lonely, Nepeta yearns for any contact, so when she found out about porn, this was her only release for this yearning. Everyday, Nepeta searched the internet for BUTTHOLES, spending hours and hours masturbating and staring at all the assholes, their puffy, fat holes stretched and gaped. It was the best thing ever, even now making her blush hard just thinking about all those winking shitholes. She may be a hunter, but when she's not prowling outside, it's inside GOONING all the time, her addiction to rubbing her bulge raw every free chance to slutty bitches and unshaven boy butts: entire search history is filled with the wettest, most sloppy asses posted, every bookmark is for some real sluts having their ruined asses eaten out and every moment she looks, this addiction gets worse... Even calling it an addiction would be an understatement, it's about 90% of what she was thinking of every single day.
Wet, abused, inviting buttholes just waiting for her face to be stuffed all the way in, sniffing and licking. Yes... a dream about rimming and eating out fat asses would be the best... Despite Leijon's wiggling bulge, already leaking green cum, her exhaustion overwhelms the motivation to goon. Gradually, those eyes drooped and she calmy falls asleep. That doesn't take long before she's snoring, having been unable to keep talking to Tavros.
SNORE... A little bit of drool falls from Leijon's mouth- drifts to a deep rest, her tablet flashing more notifications, ones she'll have to read later.
...
OWO. Nepeta's eyes flutter open to a deep purple hue, one that seemed too fancy and royal to be anywhere near where this troll stayed. Where was this place? Leijon moved her head, sitting up and scanning around to find herself in a recuperacoon, in different clothes? She was wearing a dress of the same colour as the room she was in: a deep purple, but the shoes were a sheen golden yellow. Odd, but not bad looking to be fair Climbing out and wiping off some of the slime left on her, she investigates the room she has found herself in, only to find out it is familiar: it's HER cave. Well, it's the same size, and even all the objects that she had were here too- including the shipping wall! Only difference is that this is a room, not a cave. Nepeta's eyes spotted that t here was a hole in the wall in the shape of a window, so she peers out and found only the deep, swallowing black space, lightless and starless. Looking down she finds she is on a planet of yet more dark purple, and that she rests in a tall tower that is waaaay high in the sky.
Nepeta's curiosity subsided for a moment as amazement hit like a club to the head. She was on a new, small planet! All new to explore, her eyes wide and full of joy. In this excitement, she couldn't control herself as she pranced some more around the room like some old fairy tale ending. I don't know, it's Leijon we're talking about here. One step too high and suddenly she's floating! As weird as this all is, she could now fly! Nepeta took this time to slowly ascend up and descend down above the floor, swimming around the room, laughing and giggling. Now she wanted to go out! With her new power, she floated from the window and out, descending down to the bottom of the tower and into the darkened streets. She found that all the residents there are pure black with other purple clothes and weirdly shaped; fatter than her, rounder heads, and they all seemed to have a scornful look in their eyes when she greeted them, sneering away almost as if they were embarrassed or annoyed about her. Bluh. Typical that the people here were lame in such a cool place. There were some shops and even some jazz clubs, but what really had her interested was the other towers around- If she woke up in one, what about the others? Would they have any trolls in them?
Nepeta returned to her own tower, and from that floated to the nearest one and peered into the open window. Immediately this room's floor was COVERED in wires and in one corner laid some bladed weapons, and in another corner were some weird mustard-yellow boxes, which the wires connected to. There too was a recuperacoon- tall with two holes on the top, one with red slime and the other with blue slime, with a head of black hair laying inside of the blue one, so Leijon floated just above the floor as so not to trip over anything, her cat eyes examining the inside. It was another troll! Also wearing the purple uniform as her. They had four small horns, two on each side of the head. He wore a pair of glasses, one of the lenses was red, while the other blue, much like where they were lying. An odd thing, Nepeta hasn't seen such a unique pair of glasses since... Well, this one porno with this one troll that had green and white diamond-shaped glasses, just remembering back to his nice butt and that cute mustard-coloured bulge... The way he spread those cheeks to show off the boy's tight, shaven ass... A deep green blush boiled on her face accompanied by a greedy, perverted smile. ":33 < hehehehehe~" Gog, she can NOT go 5 minutes without thinking about shitholes...
Returning back to her senses, Nepeta suddenly realised she was near drooling over the face of this unconscious troll, while a bulge aggressively strained against those lavender panties hidden beneath the baggy dress. Stupid, stupid porn addict... She's utterly hopeless. Leijon grabs her clothes, adjusting it frantically in an attempt to hide the evidence of degeneracy as if there were anyone to judge her for it. Wait a second... There IS no one here to judge her! Seriously, she does another scan to make sure and there's no one here. It's just Nepeta and the sleeping boy. A new, creepy smirk grows as she pulls the troll's sleepy body out gently, impressed at how much of a deep sleeper they are. Although tall, she slid him out and onto the floor, accidentally donking their head a little on the way down. Out cold, on the floor and laid on his back, he couldn't possibly know what was to happen next- Leijon slips off the clothes with exact precaution to reveal with mustard bulge, in fact, TWO bulges. Woahh... As much as she loved porn, it really was this boys BUTT that was the golden ticket here, so flipping the body over, Nepeta could get a real good look at what's to deal with.
Decent ass size, enough to at least grab in her hand and squeeze, and then she spread those cheeks apart to see a nice hot hole waiting for her. It was pretty big, not like others Leijon has seen where they're small, but the ring around it looked so fucking tight and delicious. Sitting him up so his butt was in the air and that he was on his knees (and face), this was a good position to start molestation. GLOMP. Nepeta's face launched right between those cheeks and her tongue was licking the hole slick and clean, up and down and circling it- teasing this beautiful arsehole. Her face flushed olive- this was fucking great! But what's even better is that she can finally let loose and go full on butt rapist. Gog it tasted so gogdamn good... She was in horny heaven, her hands grasping and groping his ass; loving every second knowing that if this boy ever woke up, she would be dead meat. When her tongue wasn't laying on another coat of spit, Leijon's nose was right in SNIFFFFFING and huffing that hole. ":33 < ahhhh... ahhhhh~" Nepeta's hot breath panting deep on the bulges. She NEEDED more, so taking her tongue all the way out and stared right at her handiwork, that shithole was drenched in spit, but now she needed in. Pushing against that asshole, trying to wiggle her tongue its way in against how tight it was... ":33 < come one you difficult slutty bitch..." Spreading his anus more, using the fingertips to get that hole wider so it can get right in, and it slid in like a hungry snake, rotating around the walls of the butt, kissing and snogging it like a desperate whore. It was the taste and the idea that she was, right now, tongue-deep in a random boy's shithole and he doesn't even know!
SLURP SHORP. An intense amount of drool dribbles down her chin, creating a pool of lust between his legs, and on that, Leijon's bulge is going crazy, staining her dress olive green, what kind of pathetic bitch was Nepeta if she's close to shooting out cum just by tongue raping shithole? This was the first time she's met a troll in real life and it didn't take long till it was ass eating rape, completely ok with the idea that Leijon is a freak for ass, a dumbass finally taking a hit of what she desired the most- even if she's taking his anal virginity without him even knowing it, tasting all that fresh shithole inside and out. Finally, she can't be lonely anymore when she can be kissing this adorable butt. Fuck even having sex, fuck blowjobs- ASSHOLES are all Leijon wants, and so help her Gog she will be cleaning this butthole for as long as she lives. Give the ass a double spank and going down harder into his asshole, the obscene kissing and huffing sounds became much louder and needy, moaning barely muffled under slab of butt. Taking her face away to breathe, this perverted troll had completely drenched the asshole in pure horny spit. Not only that she had made the front of her clothes a sopping mess, with a small puddle of yellow and green jizz. It was precum, she was close to shooting ropes of her smelly cum all over the boy, but fuck if it wasn't fun to edge it~
This was the best thing that's ever happened to her. Getting to finally indulge in her obsession, tasting someone else's hole and they didn't even notice! Weird, she would expect them to maybe wake up, but this was totally free, not even a stir. Free sloppy shitholes for her to take advantage of~ giving him another quick spank on the booty and a kiss on the arsehole, she was done for the time being, enough hole huffing for now. Alright, Nepeta just has to put him back and act like nothing happened; seemed easy enough until she remembered the recuperacoon he was sleeping in was high up, there's no way she can lift them all the way up there by herself, even if she used her flying powers- it'd be like those claw games where you know it just never goes into the where you want it, but she can't just leave him here though, that's leaving the prime evidence at the crime scene! She didn't know how laws worked here, but I doubt eating ass of someone who's sleeping is gonna be ignored. Thinking... Thinking... An idea? How about Nepeta just move them from this room to her room. No one will ever suspect a thing... And also much, much easier that way. So lifting him up from under his armpits, she carefully glided the sleeping boy back to her tower and laid them in the recuperacoon.
Eating that troll's asshole like she was STARVING... Leijon didn't even know their NAME and just went for it. A shiver climbs up her spine knowing that was beyond anything she's ever done before. What would her friends think of that? Oh... Nepeta tried to turn her thoughts around on this, can't be thinking about all that:
See? After all that no one will ever know, so it's A-OK! Now, what else is there to do here on this planet, hm? Surely there's SOMEONE nice- OH MY GOG I FURGOT HIS CLOTHES!!!
Chapter 2: Exactly Equius!
Summary:
Nepeta explores more and finds Equius. Taking this time to finally give a "proper" hello.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After another embarrassing trip across the gap between Nepeta's tower and this other troll's room to retrieve his clothes, Leijon arranged everything as if they had been sleeping in her recuperacoon all along, totally not naked at all. Innocent as a criminal who returns to the scene of the crime. Now that everything is fixed somewhat, we can move along- this troll wanted to explore more of this strange place. Re-entering the cold streets, Nepeta decided that maybe she could give one of those jazz clubs a try, just to see what's what. Opening the door to a particularly loud-ish one, the new view enters into a pretty large room with tables, a snooker table and of course, a bar. In the corner, a few more of those black-in-purple fellows playing some instruments: two singers (a man and a woman), a saxophone player with a keyboard playing piano notes. The bell to the club rang when the door knocked it from above. This newcomer- everyone looked right at her, their small eyes burning holes into this small troll; a crowd of three playing a game of cards, two at the bar drinking. The musicians continue. Yet undeterred, Leijon fully enters the room and sits on a stool at the bar, looking with her cat eyes at all the choices of drinks there are.
"And what would you be having, girl~?" sneered the bartender with a grin- he was definitely taller, much more burly and mean looking. Of course, Nepeta looks him in the eyes, says with full confidence: ":33 < i'll have a milk!" and waited for, obviously, a glass of milk. A round of laughter was heard over the jazz; one of the card players slammed his hand repeatedly on the table, and another was starting to tear up with a grin a mile wide. Nepeta did not care in the slightest and kept her piercing glance trained on the bartender. STARE... eventually, he gives in: that glare shattered any real care he had. "Whatever. Just don't disturb my REAL customers." he pulls out a carton of milk, one that had a picture of another black figure in a purple dress, bearing a ring on one of her fingers. The text "The Queen Watches All" was just under the woman, Leijon taking note of how eerie it looked; probably don't want to get on their bad side... A glass of milk was then passed to the troll, picked up and drank. A small satisfying "Ah" came through, although more satisfying that she got her way in the end. A moment later, a flush from another room is heard (likely the bathroom) and another guy exits- a much SMALLER guy, wow, look at how tiny he is, certainly was smaller than HER, by about a head or so. In his hand is a magazine that, just for a second, Leijon sees as "Black Inches".
"Hey boss, you might need a new plunger in there!" before showing the bartender a card: the 2 of Clubs. It's really weird seeing someone so short hold something that could be small for her, just be so much larger next to him. "Droll, I swear on everything that if you have broken anything!" barked back the easily irritable man but it didn't do anything to stop 'Droll': "Oh come on, I told you I'm still paying for last time, I'm saying you're actually missing a plunger. It's gone." with a deep eyeroll he pulls out a small list and writes something on quickly on it, apparently this isn't new... The guy takes a seat at the bar right next to Leijon to drink his- MILK??!! Everyone gave HER shit for drinking it, what the hell! That gave Nepeta a pouting face, giving this small man a good stare- how unfair! She pierces him down, watching as he downs the rest of it and then puts the glass down, looking back at Leijon with a friendly pair of eyes. "Oh hiya! You must be one of them dreamers. We're not allowed to talk to you." Huh? What's up with that? he seemed so cheery about it, too, as if this was just normal? Even still, he talked to her right now... ":33 < what do you mean? why aren't you allowed to talk to me?" seemed like a very reasonable question... Why wouldn't they be allowed to talk to her of all people? The small man kicked his feet in the air like a child and continued: "'Cause the Queen doesn't want us breaking the rules, dummy!".
Oh. Guess that would explain why a lot of this place looked outwardly regal. Oh well, dream shenanigans, probably. If this even is a dream... "Look here, missy! No one but the Queen is allowed to go into those dreamer towers, can't afford them to wake up, or grow attached." Nepeta didn't really listen to that statement, but she DID hear that there ARE others in the towers, that's cool! More trolls, maybe some real friends!! Maybe Nepeta can get a matesprit finally! She was pretty ecstatic just thinking about it, vaguely remembering back to how just earlier Leijon ate some gold-blood butthole. ":33 < soooo, all those towers have sl33ping people in them? will any wake up like i did?" oooh, Leijon was hoping for a cute boy to have for herself, to spank his butt and lick his ass... She legitimately needed someone to love!!! Lonely girl!!! The dumb catgirl blushed heavily, lost deep in thought, a creepy, perverted smile drew on her face, images of sexy shitholes flash across the mind. Now all you have to imagine that this nasty sleep-rapist was getting turned on in a jazz club to the idea of having more people to molest; that would sum this scene up exactly. Droll just tried to stick to what he was told- even if he wasn't allowed to talk to her, he sure as hell wasn't going to now. Nepeta stands up and goes to leave, but the large voice of the bartender speaks up again: "You have to pay..." Oh shit, yeah. Leijon didn't have any money here, how's she gonna pay?? With a disappointed look, the bartender speaks again. "Don't act like you were going to pay anyway..."
Oh... Nepeta did feel a little bad for not paying, but she left anyway and flies into the sky to reach the closest tower. After reaching the open window, her cat eyes peer in to see, well, ANOTHER messy room- does everyone in this place have such messy rooms? It was filled with spare metal and small wires, obviously an engineer's room. Then stepping in, she tiptoed around to avoid bumping anything: robotic arms and heads, ripped open metal torsos, some large bows, pictures of hoofbeasts, and, of course another recuperacoon. There was also a computer in this room, was there not one in hers? Or that other boy? Could Nepeta have genuinely missed something so easy to see? (She couldn't have, I'm just a dumbass and forgot to write it in). Before getting to the recuperacoon, she goes to the computer to investigate, thankfully this didn't need a password as it's already logged in, so of course it's time to do some snooping. Clicking around and finding they have a Trollian account, she definitely needed to see what conversations he was having. Definitely. But when she looked at all his contacts, it was all HER internet friends, it even had HER in there too- was this someone Nepeta had been talking to?? Clicking on their past conversation, yes, this was Leijon's latest conversation with her online friend "centaursTesticle". Stunned a little for a second, she thinks back: Leijon never truly DID ask him if he was from Alternia, you sorta assumed he just was, but now he's been on this planet? Another note is that this must be real, and not a dream. Surely this still can't be a dream, right?
Well, even still, she knew CT was just Equius, and Equius was a great friend! Finally! Excited to meet him in person for the first time! So Nepeta rushes over to where he should be sleeping (Almost tripping over a stray robohead too), peers in to see an unsightly face back. First off, he was drooling in his sleep... Second, he has a cracked pair of shades, and thirdly, he is missing some teeth. Honestly pretty adorable... She grabs his shoulders to shake him violently ":33 < WAKE UP SL33PY HEAD!" Hm, nothing. Why was everyone not waking up? :( Why is it that it's only her that is awake... Nepeta pouted hard, crossing her arms like a fussy child who can't get their way. In whatever case, she did just now notice his sweet muscles, and wow... This freak was already considering it, and by "it", well, let's just say... She pulls him out laying, him on the floor like with Sollux; on his chest with his ass in the air. She had now had a free-use hunk bestie to snog his shitter- quickly removing his cargo shorts and unleashing his butt. Nice, firm and glistened with sweat, Nepeta cupped one asscheek to have a feel of them, sweaty boy sure had some meat to him... Then moving the fingers to his hole; it was warm but also a little loose, the perfect fuckhole between those two globes of butt. Her eyes glistened with more longing, licking the lips she instantly took one big lick from his taint to all the way up his crack. Nepeta's gooner mind was shot with love in utter satisfaction, and in reaction to her warm tongue over his privates; a thick, blue bulge emerged- leaking a little of his jizz.
":33 < hehehehehehe~" giggling to herself, craving the taste of ass, she reapplied the tongue to his hole and drenched it in spit, cleaning it in a vile makeout. ":33 < oh equius... you have such a delicious ass~" already getting into the horny talk, but she couldn't help it! The sweaty blueblood was a great friend, it would be a lie if Nepeta said she didn't think about doing this more than a few times to Zahhak; imagining him different ways, seeing what worked best- but with his somewhat cute face and grope ass that's begging for her tongue, she wouldn't mind being his matesprit. LICK LICK LICK. Not realising it at first, Leijon suddenly noticed that Equius is WAY more sweaty than he was before, which would make sense cause it's all he ever does, but GOGDAMN is he coated wet. Taking a moment to breathe a little from the intoxicating scent of pure swamp ass, she looked at her handiwork; seeing all the slobber and spit between his asscrack. Nepeta honestly did have a problem- anyone else would never even consider doing this, but that bulge is going nuts, and her dumb kitty brain is all fuzzy. ":33 < i'm not normal~" giggling drunkenly to herself, getting more turned on by how depraved she was. Nepeta really was here eating nothing but nasty BOY BOOTYCHEEKS like the disgusting ASSHOLE MUNCHING LOSER she is. Utterly addicted to being the rim-rapist Leijon was born to be, once again her head is quickly shoved right back in and inhales the scent of musky, sweaty shitter- moaning in blissful ecstasy.
Leijon's bulge throbbed harder, a great pool of green cum splurged out, leaking like a broken hose, staining Nepeta's clothes more. ":33 < holy fuck~!" she grabs her clothes and pulls out the ready bulge, some more drops fall onto the floor; body shaking as this lust hits a new peak, the intensity of those emotions was getting too much- immediately to flip Equius around so that he is on his back and continue to eat him out, her eyes peeking up to see his snoring face behind his wiggling blue bulge. Leijon felt herself blush like some anime schoolgirl seeing it, but... What if he knew? knew she was violating him? Would he like that? Maybe he is dreaming about this exact scenario, wishing Nepeta would clean his sweathole everyday. She pulls away again and realises her entire face is drenched in drool and sticky swamp ass- no, this has to be BOG ass at this point: it tasted so fucking GOOD, being degraded to nothing but a filthy arsehole sniffing creep. She dives back in, licking and huffing that crack like a feral animal on drugs. Finally, her bulge explodes, erupting in a massive ejaculation of green troll cum all over Equius, showering him, and with it came a disgusting amount of virgin wails- Nepeta moaned, unable to contain herself as her whole body was possessed by some semen demon, finishing with her collapsing onto Equius' body.
What little mind she had left drained out of her as Leijon laid on Zahhak's chest, drenched in sweat and cum. Drool spilled from her lips, her bulge expunged more cum whilst Nepeta's asshole winked, taking in the air onto herself. Small extra moans, gargled by spit. Nothing more than an animal in heat.
":33 < buttholes..."
She needed more, she desired to be the worst, most depraved ass-eating, hole-snorting bimbo. And she was only getting started.
Notes:
I fucking HATE the summer. Makes working on my laptop nearly impossible with the heat... I also feel like the J.J.R. Martin of fanfics with how long it takes me to bother to write.
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