Pink Triangle

by DirtyRag07

Summary:

Garrett is pregnant and Steve does not want to pay child support

Notes:

guys I swear I'm normal I just wanted to write this for shits and giggles

Chapter 1

Garret walked to Steve's diamond house that Steve TOTALLY did NOT build in creative mode, he knocked of the door and Steve answered. "Steve, we need to talk..." Garett said in a very serious tone, "I am Steve." Steve announced, "Steve, I'm pregnant...and you're like totally the father dude". Steve looked at Garret and sternly told him "I'm not paying anything, Garrett I'm married for crying out loud".

"Steve, who the hell are you married to?" he cried out, "I'm married to.... William Afton...", shock and horror fell on Garrett's face "No, it can't be! I thought we had something Steve, you showed me your ender pearls, we even put our beds together!". "What the bloody hell is going on out here?" a BRITISH voice piped in, it was William, "Who is he? What's this man doing at our door?", "I don't know him, he's no one." Steve said coldly while shutting the door. Distraught, Garrett headed to the house of his best friend Pinkie Pie, when she answered and let him in, he explained everything to her. "That's horrible! Why would he do something like that?" Pinkie asked, very concerned for her friend. "I don't know, I don't even know what to do!", she comforted her friend and suddenly had this big idea, "Garrett, you should put his ass on blast on twitter, ruin that man's career!"

Later Steve's phone was blowing up with notifications from Twitter, HE WAS BEING CANCELLED!!!!1!!!1!!! He went live on Twitter and pulled out a ukelele, he strummed the strings, "Guy umm I'm sorry :("

to be continued

Chapter 2: Holy Shit...

Summary:

idk

Steve was depressed.

It had been a couple of months since he had been cancelled on Twitter, his reputation was ruined so badly that his god damn husband left him. William had kicked him out from his diamond house and lost custody of his kid.... Shaggy from Scooby Doo... oh god not Shaggy! He was disowned by his own pothead son. He hadn't talked to Garrett at all; he didn't want to face the fact that he was a piece a shit.

Meanwhile, William Afton had moved on, he had caught feelings for Garrett. For whatever reason he had feelings for that He-Man looking ahh mf for a long time and ya know gay rights ig let the homos kiss. Garrett was invited back to the diamond house; this time Steve wasn't there but just William and William only. "Garret, I'm so sorry for the way my husband... well ex-husband, has treated you.", little did they know, Steve was watching them from the window and listening. "William, it's been a while since we talked, 17 years, has it?" Garrett said, of course he knew William, in fact they were quite close. They had a secret, a secret that must NEVER come out. "I've missed you," William said breaking the silence, "The boy doesn't know, neither does Steve". This caught Steve's attention, what do they know that he and Shaggy don't? He listened closely, Garrett began to speak,

"You haven't told him?", "No, why should I? What would you want me to say? Your beloved son isn't your kid, and I've been cheating on you."

Steve was shocked. I mean he did have some doubts whether or not Shaggy was his, but William would always brush it off as Steve overthinking things. He bursts into the house, "So YOU did cheat on me!" he yelled out, "Steve, what the hell are you doing in my house, I kicked you out!" William yelled. "That's not fucking important, you lied to me! Garrett, you sick son of a bitch I thought we were friends! You slept with my husband! YOU WHORE! YOU-" he was cut off when the door, it was Shaggy.... Steve felt so humiliated, it was so obvious Shaggy wasn't his and yet he still trusted William. "Like dudes, what the fuck is going on? I'm like trying to smoke weed and like watch Despicable Me 3" Shaggy was quite annoyed with how noisy the house had become. "Shaggy, I'm... I'm not your real father..." Steve said, "No fucking shit, now like get the hell out man we fucking hate you." Shaggy said then pointed to the door. "Steve... I'm..." Garrett wanted to say something to comfort Steve, he still had feeling for him, but he also wanted William. "Save it Gar Gar, I'm obviously not welcomed here." and with that Steve left.

Notes:

let me know what I should do with this shitty fic

Chapter 3: Maybe... I'm The Problem

Summary:

MORE DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notes:

Sorry for the long wait! I'm a damn senior in high school so yeah bleh!!!! BTW I never actually watched A Minecraft Movie

Garrett was laying on his OLD ass MUSTY ass BEATEN UP couch, he had been thinking about Steve since the fight. "Am I the problem?" he thought to himself, he was technically the reason Steve's life was pretty much shit now. From the sleeping with William behind his friend's back knowing damn well they're married but always pretending he didn't, to seducing Steve with his big fat co- heart, his heart.

God this whole thing was a mess, truth is, Garrett didn't really know who the father of the baby was. I mean he was pretty much hoping it'll be Steve's so he can get those DIAMONDSSSSSSS. Suddenly he had an idea, a great idea actually, he was gonna sell the damn kid on eBay. It sounds cruel, but to him it was genius, he didn't know how to raise a child and obviously he isn't getting diamonds. Plus, once the kid's older they'll do nicely was a coal miner, the children do yearn for the mines after all.
(A/N: do NOT sell yo kids on eBay! That's a big no-no!)

William sat in his chair at the dining table; Shaggy was next to him eating the inedible British slop he made. William wasn't hungry, he felt sick, Steve knew his secret and would never trust him again. Steve knew and he was pissed at him and his secret lover. Maybe he was the problem, he was a horrible husband to Steve, the lying, cheating, BRITISH. Was he always such an ass to everyone? He picked at the dead skin on his ourple hands, maybe he was an ass, a piece of shit but hey, Steve forgot his birthday and their anniversary sooooo I mean, can you blame him? (Yes.) Shaggy was not any problem; Steve rarely interacted with him.

Steve sobbed in a dirt hut he had made a few days ago, it was pretty shitty, but it protected him from mobs. He was having a pity party, his son hated him, his best friend was banging his husband. CHILD SUPPORT, getting cancelled on twitter, but he's not the problem, no, everyone was just against him. Yeah, that was it! They just couldn't stand how awesome he was, so they ruined him! Yes, yes, he was right, they were wrong, all of them. He would make them pay.

Chapter 4: More mouse bites

Notes:

sorry for not posting, I've been busy lol

The next day Steve thought of a way to get back at them, so he turned into Herobrine. "I'm so evil" then flew to the diamond house.

(A/N: William Afton and Shaggy in this story are both the Matthew Lillard versions of them.)

EVIL Steve broke into the house, "What the fuck are you doing Steve?" William asked so annoyed with his ex-husband ugh. "You're mistaken... I'm EVIL Steve" he said with an EVIL grin, William gasped in horror, "No! Steve you can't! You promised me you wouldn't do this, don't you remember what happed to Stu?" EVIL Steve stopped being EVIL, "Don't speak of that name." he growled, "You know what you did! Y-you..." William began sobbing before he could finish. "Stop it, don't bring me back to that night!" Steve yelled out

"You... You showed him Ratatoing instead of Ratatouille! He hasn't come out of the basement since then!" he cried out. "I... I didn't mean to. The guy said it was the real deal!" Steve tried desperately to defend himself, "You know I didn't mean to, please believe me William I'm your husband!" "Were my husband, I don't love you anymore... not after that night."
Pinkie Pie rushes into the house "GUYS GARRETT IS HAVING THE BABY",

"Oh shit."

 

AT THE HOSPITAL

Dr House walks into the room, "Is everything alright doctor?" William asked very concerned for his lover. "No, he needs more mouse bites" "More mouse bites? What kind of doctor are you what the fuck" Steve yelled out. "You are stupid, and I'm a doctor" House said then manifested the baby's existence because I'm not going to write a whole ass paragraph of how the birthing process works with amab anatomy GET ORVILLED BITCHES

the baby was born it was a chicken jockey

the end.